Doug Loves Movies - Wayne Federman, Eliza Skinner and Jay Washington guest

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

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Doug hates candy wrappers, green and shaky sticky seats With 50 ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody I just realized that the Christmas version of the Doug Loves Movies theme is strangely, even though it's slower, it is easier to clap to. You can actually keep the clapping going through the whole thing,

whereas the other version, the clapping always falls apart at some point. Hello, everybody. That's not what I say. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies! Killed it. Coming to you once again from our current monthly spot, The Lab at the Improv in Los Angeles, California!

What a hot, hot pre-Christmas crowd crowd it's the third tuesday of december the uh let's call it the 19th and for the i think the last time this year deep breath 2023 kingsman the golden circle of friends with benefits a wonderful life as we know it could happen to you, only live twice in a lifetime, cop and a half, Nelson of Rambo, First Blood, part two for the Roadhouse Terminator 2, Judgment, Days and Confused, Carsonick and Old Lace, the old school of rock and roll, high school ties without a face office space cowboys on the sides of March of the Wooden Soldiers time for Doug plugs people love them people are so into the plugs My holiday taint shows this year are December 27th at the Improv in Irvine with special guest Amy Miller and more. I'm doing Doug loves movies at the Punchline in Sacramento on Saturday, December 30th at 420. The good old sack punch.

Then the next night, stand-upoug benson and friends at the sacramento punch line with chad opitz johnny taylor jr wendy lewis it's going to be a lot of fun and doug loves movies is coming to orlando florida at the improv there on saturday january 6th at 4 20 for all my dates and deets and links go to douglovesMovies.com That's DougLovesMovies.com Yeah! Ted Danson. Pretty nice try, everybody. That was a real nice try.

And I appreciate each and every one of you being here and that's why I brought an amazing, not amazing, it's a pretty cool gift prize bag situation. I brought a lovely basket that I was gifted from the Cannabis Cafe here in Los Angeles. It's a place where you can go and eat and just smoke weed and just blow it in the face of the person sitting across from you. It's beautiful. It's a place where you can go and eat and just smoke weed and just blow it in the face of the person sitting across from you.

It's beautiful. It's a beautiful space. And then they gave me a hoodie and a T-shirt that are very nice and black and the wrong size. Or not my size or whatever. And then I've got these Aura frames from Aura frames. A-U-R-A. It's a crazy, beautiful frame that you put your digital photographs into magically. And you've seen it.

Anyway, they're pretty cool, and they're a sponsor of the show, so they sent me a couple, and I'm giving one away today. And if you want to purchase one, go to auraframes.com and put in the promo code dlm and something will happen i think i don't know maybe nothing happens maybe just nice shout out to dlm all right uh so somebody's gonna win all of that stuff uh tonight and then take it home out into the rain. And maybe this hoodie will actually come in handy. You can just throw the hoodie on if it's raining out there.

Just cover yourself with it in general. Are you ready to meet our guests this evening? Yeah. I forgot to raise up my hands. I forgot to raise up my hands Please welcome Wayne Fetterman, Eliza Skinner And Jay Washington Thank you, thank you

Thank you to all of you For being here Taking time out of your busy, busy, busy holiday schedules. You're welcome. Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name. Jesus. You heard me, Wayne.

That's right, Wayne. Sorry. So close. Sorry, man. It happens. I can handle it. Yeah, you'll be okay. It's gonna be fine. She, am I doing this right?

Yeah, she is a stand-up comedian and Emmy-winning comedy writer, Eliza Skinner, everybody! Yay! Me! You guys are very good looking. Oh,

it is a nice crowd, but also the lights are very low. I just like to mirror back what they're thinking about me. Oh, that's nice of you to do that to them, for them. How are the holidays treating you, Eliza?

Not good. Oh, no. What happened? What happened? Well, my cat is sick. I'm a middle-aged white woman. My cat is sick and my dog now has a broken toe. So it's really, you know,

I'm in the service of two small elderly animals right now and it's a bummer. Well, I'm sorry you service of two small elderly animals right now. And it's a bummer. Well, I'm sorry you had to leave them for a couple hours to come do this. Thank you for giving me a reason. Oh, it's a nice break? Yeah, yeah, it is. And you needed an excuse.

They wouldn't accept you just leaving for no reason. If I'm like, I'm going to take a walk, they're like, what? And with this, I'm like, I'm going to earn our rent. Yeah. And they're like, okay, get out of here. Get that cabbage, yeah. All right. And they're like, okay, get out of here. Get that cabbage. Yeah. All right.

So they're reasonable animals ultimately. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. They don't just force you to stay home all the time. No, just daytimes. Okay.

So, but what about the holidays? I'm going to be here. Cause they could do, those things could happen to your pets any time of year yeah they don't know it's just been bad timing for you because you'd rather just enjoy the holidays yeah like it's been kind of cramping my holiday party style all that stuff you know um but uh but i did put up my christmas tree um i have plans i've been watching a lot of movies.

I watched the Christmas classic Agnes of God today. So, you know. That's not a... No, it's not. Not in any way. It's about a nun who kills a baby. I'm sorry, what? Agnes of God? It's about a nun who kills a baby.

Spoiler. I like how if you said it to him again, then he'd know what you were talking about. Agnes of God. Yes. Oh, that Agnes. Yes. Of all the Agneses.

Agnes is such a weird, like you picture an old lady when you hear that name. No, I've seen some fine Agneses. Or an old nun. Really? She's like 72, but she's still got it.

Oh, okay. She's still got it. Yeah, because there was Meg Tilly in the movie, yeah? Yeah. Then I went on a whole Meg Tilly run, watched a bunch of Meg Tillys. Oh, okay. I know Meg Tilly is happy. Y'all mentioned her a lot on this podcast. She was fun. Her ghost. I liked Meg Tilly.

She was in Big Chill. Yeah, that's right. Alright, yeah, lighting up the crowd with all these references. No points to win just yet, but you were right. Sorry. That was correct. That's just the way my boring brain thinks.

Also joining us today, thank you. Thank you, Eliza. Also joining us today, a stand-up comedian and Emmy-winning writer. That's definitely not me. No? All right. Well, I'm going to say it anyway. It's Jay Washington!

Look, I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to win an Emmy. I'm going to claim that, though. I'm going to claim I'm going to win an Emmy very soon. But look, I ain't winning one right now. I don't want y'all to be looking up for an Emmy. Like, I ain't see his name on no list. So yeah, I'm happy to be here.

Very happy to be here. I'm very nervous on this stool. I don't feel like you want to hold my thick ass up. Just want you to know that, Doug. I was concerned about that stool in particular. Yeah, this motherfucker is raw. Beforehand, I was like, this thing is not good. No, I don't want to move him.

I'm just going to move him. I'm good. I'm not even going to breathe that much. I think if you stay perfectly still, it'll be fine. Oh, shit. I'm going to look like a gargoyle statue up here. Just like he's frozen. Tap me if you need spotting.

I can't move. I'm just going to blink my right eye real quick. Please look at me and I'm not having a stroke. You're my favorite gargoyle in baggy camo. Thank you. God damn it, Doug. But are you having a good holiday season,

or are you concerned about Liza's pets? I'm concerned for Liza's pets, mainly the dog, because the dog is so cute. I just saw the dog on the phone. I lost my voice from all these holiday parties. I'm holiday partied out. I've been going to holiday parties since December 4th and I just want this shit to end right now.

I don't give a fuck about none of these holidays no more. I'm at the point, god damn it, bring on Dr. King Day so I can just do something productive and read and celebrate. I don't even want Kwanzaa at this point because I feel like it's going to be seven days of Kwanzaa celebrations and I got to deal with a bunch of seven day black people. I don't want to deal with this.

There's been too much partying, with a bunch of seven day black people. I don't want to deal with this. It's been too much party and not enough holidays. Seven day black people. Is that from the people who brought you 90 day fiance? Coming soon to the Ray J network. Yep. Seven day black people. No one can handle more than a week. They thought it was going to be

31 days. But little did they know it would only be seven. How long is a fortnight? Is that a week? Two nights? Two weeks.

Two weeks. Let me tell you something. They never taught us that in Chicago public schools. I never thought I was going to believe. Apparently the game Okay. Let me tell you something. They never taught us that in the fucking Chicago public schools. I never thought I was going to believe. Apparently the game Fortnite doesn't teach you that either. Yeah, the game Fortnite is a whole different thing. But they're not going to be like, yo, you're going to need to know how long a Fortnite is when you write a check using the Pythagorean theorem. None of this shit I use in real life, okay?

But no, holidays have been good, man. I'm just sleepy. Because I've just been so busy in a good way. But again, a lot of holiday parties and just work. And now I'm concerned about Eliza's cat. No, I'm really concerned. Thank you. You're welcome.

Because I'm a middle-aged black man. And I just watch a lot of cartoons. I love that both of you, Eliza and Jay, have described to the listeners what you are. Yes. In case anybody was thrown off. I was just trying to get out in front of that cliche

of like, my whole life is my cat and dog. Right. Well, what are you going to do, though? Live that cliche.

Cats and dogs are amazing. Right? They're better than most things. They're good for me when I got clarity. I have allergies. Arms length. Arms length. Yeah, that's true.

I was not much of a cat person for a long time because of my allergies, but then I just pushed through. Just met some cats and got cool with it. A couple days of face swelling, just got with it? Yeah, you just get past it. Now I'm cool with cats.

Yeah, he's like, hey, I'm just going to make his three more days, man. Face swollen, eyes closed. I just still love y'all. Well, speaking of face swollen and eyes closed, our next guest... I am a little doughy, but I wouldn't use the word swollen.

Our next guest is a standard comedian and emmy winning comedy writer producer come on emmy winning producer it's wayne fetterman thank you guys thank you for showing up eating i love it so you've you produced award-winning fair but you didn't write award-winning fare. Correct, correct. Been nominated, but no. You never know. You never know. Who knows?

It could happen at any time. I have a hunch. Any minute it could happen. Thanks for being here, Wayne. Thank you. Do you want to know about my holidays? Not really. I didn't think so.

You're going to not contribute anything to that conversation, really. You're just as anxious as I am to talk about movies. Yes, I do. I've been on a jag. Not the TV show, but the... The expression for somebody who just goes off about something. You went off on a jag. Yes, I've been on a movie going jag.

Is that correct? Going to the... I think I've been on a movie going jag. Is that correct? Going to the movie. I think I've seen maybe. You don't know that expression, Jay? Hell no. You just take the Y out of your name and replace it with a G. No, we just don't do that. I'm going to go for a jag.

That sounds like something completely different. Do you know the expression, I'm on a tear? Yeah. That's jag is the same thing. I'm on a jag. I'm on a jag, so it's like my hand's occupied. Right, right. Like you're jagged off.

I didn't say it was a good expression. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Or that it didn't sound like masturbating. Yeah, if you were tearing off your dick, that would be something different. That would be LSD. Terrifying. Sorry, guys.

That's what you got all night. Dick tears. And movies. Sorry, guys. That's what you got all night. Big tears. And movies. Not all night. You'll get out of here at a reasonable time. Does anybody have to work in the morning? Because they told us we have to wrap this up by 2 a.m. They told us.

They told us. They told us in the pre-show speech. Yeah, they told us. They sat us down They told us in the pre-show speech. Yeah, they told us. They sat us down. They paced back and forth. Said, listen, there's another show at 9.30, but we need yours done by 2 a.m. We'll just push you guys to the side.

We might have two shows going on once, like a split-screen situation. They took out the laser pointer. They made clear. That's corporate. They asked you about a timeshare. Yeah, the whole thing. They made clear. That's corporate. They asked you about a timeshare. Yeah, the whole thing. Somebody had a whole PowerPoint.

It was all beautiful. I have a question for each of you. It's the same question. I love it. For everybody. Okay. Are we going to do it in order of first name alphabetically? Yeah, we've established that's going to be the order until it becomes not the order.

Okay. Things could change at any moment. This show's crazy. I don't save all the twists for the final act. Of course, of course. That could happen at any time. But yeah, you're last in this one, Wayne, so cool your jets. Did you see the movie Killer by any chance?

The one with what's his name? Yeah. Where he goes out and does that stuff? Yeah, it's the new David Fincher starring what's his name? Oh, is that the Michael Fassbender? Fassbender. Okay, I had to think about it for a second. Written by the guy who wrote

Seven. Yeah, Andy Walker. Andy David Walker. Yeah, you know the three. Andrew David Walker. Yeah, yeah. Andy Walker. David, Andy, David Walker. Yeah, yeah. You know the three. Andrew, David Walker. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But there's a quick twist in that right at the top. It's really fun.

The killer starts with a twist? Yep. Starts with a twist. Can I guess it? Will you tell me it's right if I guess it? Well, on the air, you want to do it and ruin it for everyone? Well, if it's at the beginning of the movie, that seems like it's not a twist. If it's immediate.

All right. Okay, yeah. Go ahead. Guess. Does it start with Gwyneth's head in a box still? What's in the box? That's what was in the box?

Yeah. What's in the box? That movie makes so much more sense now. Oh, my God. Speaking of spoilers. I never knew. I can't believe I just gave away what happens in Seven.

So Seven. So Seven. As they spell it, yeah. I thought it was one of those things like, you know, what Bill Murray whispers in Lost in Translation. Like you're never supposed to really know. I thought it was the baby. What? Remember, she was pregnant. Oh, that's true. She was pregnant. I thought it was the baby. What? Remember, she was pregnant.

Oh, that's true. Oh, that they ripped the baby out. I thought it was the baby. Okay, that could be it. Because it could have been as sick as it, like, you know, my Santa's envy. It was a big box. It could have been both. This is true.

It could have been the baby's head. It's not up for interpretation. It's definitely her head. You mean you thought it was a baby until they revealed that it was her head? Yes. Okay. I thought you were, to this day, sticking to the thought it was a baby until they revealed that it was her head? Yes. Okay. I thought you were to this day sticking to the, it was a baby theory. Listen, I've had my, I've got my own version of seven.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Your version. No, but the question I want to ask everybody, I've been asking about holiday movies for the whole month and I'm sick of it. Yeah. You know, it's time to wrap that up. So what I want to ask you about is,

and I feel like Wayne's going to have an answer, but I'm sort of springing this on the other two guests because they probably don't think in these terms. Maybe Jay does. But we'll start with you, Eliza. Great. Favorite movie. Please recommend or tell us

your favorite or best movie of this past year of 2023. Oh, I love it. Oh. May, December. There you go. Yeah. Strong answer. Got a big reaction from the crowd. It's a hot crowd. Look, this room is tough because

every time I perform in here, I feel like there's clearly an apocalypse going on outside, and we're all locked in here. I don't know what it is about how dark the doorway is, but it's just like, all right, guys. Well, at least we've got this. It'll be okay. We've got each other. It'll be okay.

Let's tell some jokes. We're in the bunker. Yeah, we've got some time. Let's go ahead and make a podcast. Yeah. Let's play some movie trivia. Yeah, Todd Haynes, he's great. Fuck.

Are my kids alive? Are you a Todd Haynes? Do you like all Todd Haynes movies? I do. And after I watched May, December, I realized there was a couple of holes in my Todd Haynes experience, including Carol,

which I thought I had seen seen but apparently i'd only seen like the first 20 minutes a hundred times um but uh yeah starting with um uh uh velvet goldmine love todd haynes weirdly one of my other favorites i don't know maybe this isn't weird it's good to like somebody's stuff dark waters Waters. I fucking love Dark Waters. Thank you. There you go. I'm from Virginia, and I grew up going to high school across the street from DuPont,

so seeing the story about somebody taking down DuPont, I'm like, yeah, finally. They were really shitty parkers. That's Mark Ruffalo? Yeah. Mark Ruffalo takes them down with the help of Anne Hathaway. She's at home going, you get him, honey.

Yeah, a lot of dead cows. She's very supportive. A lot of gross dead cow stuff. So if that's your thing, Dark Waters. Wait, so that was from a previous year. That's a couple years old. So you're going with May, December. May, December is my favorite this year.

Yeah, I'm really excited any time I get to natalie portman not be like a pathetic victim i feel like that's a that's it she's good at it but nobody thinks of her like casting directors are like wow we have like a really fucked up person who's gonna fight something not natalie um and every now and then someone is like give her a a shot. Yeah, she's fine. She's in her nasty bitch era. Yeah, her Vox Lux closer era. Yeah. You know, yeah. She usually plays characters that are like, you know, smiling or, you know, performing

for somebody or, you know, presenting in some way. And this one, like, she let the curtain down and was just an unpleasant person. Yeah, everybody. Everybody's so unpleasant. Did you ever see her in the professional? Yes, Wayne, I did. And I had to sign up for a program and tell

all my neighbors. Yeah, she's talking about that now. Yeah, she's like, maybe that was inappropriate what we were doing there. saw harry connick jr at the hollywood bowl when he brought his kid out this was probably like i don't know seven eight years ago he brought his daughter out and was like she's torn with me it's so great you know and uh yeah because that's him he's like this is my daughter everybody come on bang bang

um and the guys in front of me, we were sitting behind this row of older men, and they started talking about how his daughter wasn't as hot as Natalie Portman in The Professionals. They were like, she's not really that hot. Oh, do you remember Natalie Portman? Yeah, see, that was a hot kid. And I was like, would it be okay with the Hollywood Bowl

if I unzipped my skin and left it here as i exited the venue right now because i'd like to do that it's so funny too that she in this movie may december she plays a character who at one point is discussing the casting of a 13 year old actor and she's talking about how he's not sexy enough yeah yeah i mean i'm also like i'm i'm apparently i think one of three people who really likes vox lux and she's talking about how he's not sexy enough. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm also, like, I'm apparently, I think, one of three people who really likes Vox Lux, and that's one of the things I liked about that, too, that she played the older version of a younger person

who gets horribly sexualized as a kid, and then when she grows up, she's this monster pop singer. Okay, you guys watch that and then come back and listen to the podcast version of this and you'll be like she's right she's right now may december is uh interesting also for the fact that uh it just recently got some golden globe nominations in the musical or comedy category and i swear there's plenty of people out there that turn on their Netflix and watch some or all of that movie and do not find it funny in the least.

Was it Ad Astra that had Robert Pattinson in it? Oh, dear God. Or that was Brad Pitt astronaut movie. What was the one with Robert Pattinson? Do you know what I'm talking about? Where he was an astronaut? Yeah, he was in the sci-fi movie where he's on a spaceship

and I went to see that and there's a scene in it where this french actress goes into a film it goes into a room and it's like a sex room and then like water like fluid starts pouring out under the door and there was a family sitting right in space in space there's a family sitting next to me that clearly was like we just like twilight what's happening? And they got up and left. And I was like, we need to break out of that shell, Robert Pattinson. I'd say most diehard Twilight fans have never been satisfied by another Robert Pattinson film

ever again, because he's in some fucked up movies. Yes, he is. Yeah. He likes really dark material. Lighthouse recently? Batman? Yeah.

Yeah, and his Batman, obviously, is quite dark. All right, Jay. Here's the question. Top movie for you of 2023. It is actually a tie. Because I had to remember what I watched. I will not accept a tie. God damn it, Doug.

All right. You can tell us, too, and we'll figure it out. So between They Clone Tyrone and Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse. Okay. That was one. I remember I was at the premiere of Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse, and I remember watching it, and I knew it was going to be another movie behind it. But when it got to the end, it was like, to be continued.

I was like, no, the fuck is not. Finish this shit now. I was aggressive. And they was like, sir, you need to calm down. I was like to be continued i was like no the fuck is not finish this shit now i was aggressive and they was like sir you need to calm down i was like shut the fuck up play the rest of the movie and so that was that but then i watched they clone tyrone and i was like oh jamie foxx got a bad wig on like this is a tyler perry movie cool and then i watched black twitter going a whole lot of conspiracy theories saying that they cloned jamie foxx for real and that he, you know, remember when Jamie Foxx was sick and everybody thought he was dying? And then he popped back up. Well, black Twitter said they really cloned him and it ain't really Jamie Foxx.

And I was like, this is great. I love my people. This is fucking amazing. So, but no, They Cloned Tyrone is a real good movie. It's a lot, it's very satirical, but it's like Sorry to Bother You meets Black Dynamite. And it's very funny. It has a lot of different messages in it, but it's like, sorry to bother you meets Black Dynamite. And it's, it's very funny.

It has a lot of different messages in it. But if I really have to pick, because I know this is what Doug's going to make. Pressure's on. I'm going to pick Spider-Man Across Spider-Verse.

Was Spider-Man the first Spider-Verse movie? Was that one, was that number one in its year for you? Absolutely not. There was so much in that year that it came out.

But it was like number one in my heart. But so now this next, the sequel, it really is that much better. Yes, the sequel amped it up. Or is the bar lower this year? No, no. The bar is not that much lower. Okay. Well, no, I think the problem is there's a lot of good movies that came out this year.

But you wouldn't know, like not you you all but the average person wouldn't know because we've been on strike we were on strike for so much of the summer so with the writers and actors us being on strike there was nothing promoted everything just dropped and you was like oh that came out that came out yeah like i went and saw strays and i was like i wish a dog would bite me right now after watching this movie did Did you ever see that movie, Doug? I didn't see Strays. Oh my God. It's with Will Ferrell and Jamie Foxx voicing dogs and the whole point of the movie

is Will Ferrell's dog is trying to find his owner so he can bite his dick off. That's the whole point of the movie. It's the whole two hours of the movie. He just wanted to find his owner to bite his dick off. Well, you know, now I'm intrigued, of course. But also, I think what will really sell it for me is if he indeed bites his dick off.

Spoiler alert, he does. Yes, I'm in. They actually go through with it. Now I'm in. I was going to go watch that tonight. I feel like more movies just needed to tack their name onto Barbie. Like the Barbenheimer,, if it just could have kept going.

They cut out the scene, though, where Barbie bites Ken's dick off. It explains so much. I know. It explains the anatomy so much. It's just not there from jump, and they could have really explained it. Is that in the Tarantino cut? No, that's when they chew on the Barbie feet.

Yeah, the Tarantino cut. People at home are going to love that. Keep that in on the Barbie feet. Oh. Yeah, the Tarantino kind of Barbies. People at home are going to love that. Keep that in. All Barbie feet all the time. Okay, so we're going with Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse. Across the Spider-Verse. Okay. What do you want?

What do you... I almost said, what do you want, Wayne? What do you want? This is what I want. First of all, I think it's interesting that the big movie, like Barbie, Oppenheimer, the one about the Osage Nation. What is that called? Killers.

Flowers, Moons. Nobody has picked that as their best movie. It's kind of interesting. Killers, Moons, Flowers, and Stars. Lucky Charms. I got kicked out of Barbie after the first hour. So it was a jubilee thing. I didn't do anything.

But I went with my friend Guy Branum. And he had bought tickets for the wrong day. So it ended up that we were sneaking into the movie. Oh, that's hilarious. And so we were trying to play it cool. But there was a loud toddler. So everybody was complaining about the toddler. So they came in and they kicked Guy out

instead of the toddler, so I left with Guy. Did they think that he was a giant toddler they were looking for? I think, well, yeah, because he was like, I found a seat and he didn't, but so a lady followed us out

when the usher kicked us out and was like, we didn't mean them, we meant that baby, and I was like, the lady's trying, she's just, she's got a baby.

I think the baby's quieter now, but they were mad that they kicked us out instead of the baby yeah that's that's that's the the internet has been asking me for months why i got kicked out of barbie after an hour you guys know i have to shamingly admit i didn't see barbie yet and i say it's shamingly because a friend of mine is one of the Barbies. It's streaming now. I still haven't watched it. It's on Max. Can I guess which one's your friend? Yes.

Margot Robbie. No. It's Alexandra Shipp. Yeah, nice. Alexandra Shipp. I'd be like, I have watched the trailer. I'd be like, I have watched the trailer. All right.

Well, anyway, just tell her that I thought she was great in it. I will tell her. All right. So, Wade, what's your favorite movie? Well, this is going to be a real curveball. Oh, I see. You were doing a big ramp up, naming all those other big popular movies. It's going to be a real curveball because you know i

don't like foreign films you know that about me and i like to watch movies and i read them yeah but there's a movie called anatomy of a fall that i thought was phenomenal wow do you feel like there's a lot of phenomenal movies you've missed because of not wanting to watch foreign i mean i've've seen the classics and stuff, but even, just so you know, there was a movie that was subtitled, I know it was a joint Polish-Russian-US production of what's it called?

Zone of Interest? Yeah. Did you know that? We got some award interest. I walked out of that. Wow. That's how much I don't like reading movies. How do you feel about all the dubbing these days? I feel like there's more dubbing. I walked out of it. That's how much I don't like reading movies. How do you feel about all the

dubbing these days? I feel like there's more dubbing. I don't know. It all depends on the movie, but this movie was really... I think Zone of Interest is a fun movie to walk out of because if anybody says, why are you leaving? Say, well, I heard there's a more interesting Zone of Interest.

This is just outside my zone. Pretty much any other zone would be more interesting. So anyway, I know a lot of people haven't heard of this movie, but I thought it was quite... Anatomy of a Fall. It's a courtroom drama. But in other

languages. In France. French. French. It's in France language. It's in France. They put some French dressing on it. What'd you like about it?

Great follow-up question, Eliza. Sorry. No, I'm serious. It kind of reminded me of Gremlins 2. What? No.

Sorry, what? The new batch? Yeah, the new batch. With the electro gremlin? Oh, so there's a character for everyone? Spider gremlin? Okay, the new batch. The new batch. With an electro gremlin? Oh, so there's a character for everyone. Spider gremlin? Okay. A lawyer for each of us.

I don't know. I just thought it was compelling. Phenomenal performance by a lot of people around it. And just compelling little movie. They're saying Best Picture nominations in the cards for it. Okay. So there you go. People like it. I think that's crazy this year. The movies that nobody heard of are going to be the ones for it. Okay. So there you go. People like it. I think that's crazy

this year. The movies that nobody heard of are going to be the ones nominated for Best Picture. That's always. How often are you like, man, I got to watch The Artist? Woo! See? That's a great example. The Academy definitely doesn't have their

finger on the pulse of what people like. I gave up when Fury Road got nominated but didn't win because I was like, come on, let's all be honest with ourselves. We love that movie. We don't even know what won that year. What do you think about this new one that's coming out? I'm excited. Young Furiosa.

Joy doesn't look human. She looks like she's CGI created. Right, because her eyes are by her ears. Yeah, her eyes are like, she got chameleon eyes almost but it's like it doesn't every time i watch the trailer i was like that isn't a real person and they was like no that's her real face and i'm like stop telling me that because it was like no it's real i'm like that's not real but also i don't understand why she's doing that fucking accent because charlie's throne didn't have that accent in fury road like if you watch the movie again because i'm'm like, this is a prequel.

What happened in those 20 years that she was like, I'm going to lose an accent? That much time on the road, you lose an accent. I guess so. What's her accent in this new one? Less furious. What is that, the prequel to the Fast and Furious movies? I think it's like an Australian accent of sorts. And it's like, no, she wasn't doing that.

Oh, maybe that's because they filmed it down under. And so she just was like, got it from the crew. I guess so. She just picks it up. Dingo ate my baby. Yeah, it's like a semester abroad. She just comes back being like, spotty. My friends all did that in England.

Okay. Well, those were three terrific, you know, I mean, I've only seen, I've seen one of them. And, but these are all very acclaimed motion pictures that you picked. So I feel like they're all contenders for best movie of the year. And we are going to play some games right after this break. We'll be right back. We're back. Yay!

Yay! All right. So during the break, we selected people in the audience that my guests are going to play on behalf of to win the Aura Frames and some stuff from Cannabis Cafe. And they are Eliza's playing for Chelsea. Jay is playing for Ciaran. And Wayne is playing for Alicia.

And just add an end to everything. Chelsea and CiarN and Alicia. Here we go. Here we go. I'm going to sit down on Jay's wobbly stool. The wobbly stool. Oh, my God. It's crazy.

I can't believe you were put up with it for as long as you did. Thank God I have this table to hold me up. See? The first game we're going to play tonight is, this will be the last time we play it for a little while, because it's called IMDB XMAS. IMDB Christmas. On the page of every motion picture on the Internet movie database, they list at the top, they'll say the top four billed people in whatever the given movie is.

And what I'll do is I will start to name the top four billed people, according to IMDDB, for a particular holiday film. You know, holiday in quotes. As I'm saying them, you can guess. Everybody on stage gets to guess as often as they like until somebody figures out, you know, says the correct title. And then I will announce you the winner of that particular point. Can I guess before you say a name? Pre-guess?

Pre-guess. Like you have a guess right now? Yeah. For like the first round? I'm looking at the first round. What's your guess? Love Actually? No.

Just throw it out. Save it for round two. I don't know. Just throw it out. That would don't know. Just throw it. That would have been fun. Just throwing out Love, Actually. That would have been fun. Love, Simon?

Or is this going to do love movies? But that would have been probably like Hugh Grant's probably top build for that one. So it would be Hugh Grant and probably like Liam Neeson. Emma Thompson. Yeah. Alan Rickman. But it would be four names. But you probably don't need to hear all four. Of course.

Of course. It was just crazy. I was just feeling confident. Yeah. And I just, I don't want to, like, get anybody too revved up or too excited. But Eliza was nice enough to bring an extra item that's going to go in the prize package tonight. Yeah, that's right. I almost kept this for myself. It's so good.

It's a pack of Tops bubblegum trading cards from the television series Growing Pains. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. The way everybody just went, oh. Y'all didn't give a shit when he was like, Tops bubblegum, I don't give a shit. Growing Pains.

You can resell that frame. That's pretty exciting. I agree with you guys. Yeah, that's a pretty exciting item. So that's how serious these games are. Can I tell you what I would have brought if you had reminded me to bring something? Yes. Well, I don't ask my guests to bring stuff anymore.

But if I did, what would you have brought? Saltburn screener. A screener you got of that terrific movie Salt Burn You are petty Probably your second choice It's your second choice for movie of the year right Salt Burn You haven't watched the screener

You're going to give it away before watching it I like watching movies in the theater I know what I would have gave And people might have hated me It would have been a nice blu-ray or 4k copy Of the critically acclaimed film Morbius. Wow. I mean, I also brought a balaclava that I knitted, and I don't know why.

Why does it look like it has a price tag on it? Oh, that's the care tag that I put on it. Oh. But I'm not going to make someone take home this weird balaclava that I knitted for no good reason. That's a big ass safety pin. Yeah, that was all I could find. I told, I was like, I got to get stuff.

All right, I have another pre-guess. See, this is what happens, Eliza. If you don't, if you stall, he's going to come up with another pre-guess. Sorry, everybody else, okay. What's your next pre-guess, Wayne? Oh no, I was just kidding. Am I allowed to?

No. I don't know what any of this pre-guess nonsense is about. Play the game. Exactly. Play the goddamn game. We're going to play the real game. I'm just going to guess holiday movies because I know about six Juneteenth movies

that I'm going to guess. I think he means this holiday specifically. That's more than me, shit. I was like, there's six? That's this holiday specifically. That's more than me, shit. I was like, there's six? That's my favorite holiday. That's my favorite holiday. I know a couple of St. Patrick's Day films.

Wait, is this all holidays or Christmas specific? It's basically Christmas. Winter holidays. You know how this goes. When you say holidays, there's a few movies that creep in there.

Yeah, he threw a Juneteenth. Dr. King Day. He made a wrench. He said holidays. Juneteenth is an official holiday. All right, I'm ready. Let's do the names. In the rules.

The blackening. All the blackening. To recap for any audience members who don't know what the fuck is happening. I'm going to start reading the top four names. Top four build in a Christmas or holiday themed motion picture. And you four, three, you three on stage, just guess wildly until somebody

gets it. Cool. Top build in this first title is Jim Carrey. The Grinch. Who stole Christmas. The second name. Wait. The Mask Who Who stole Christmas. The second name. Wait. The mask who stole Christmas.

The second name after Jim Carrey is Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. Oh, my God. Slow horses. Oh, shit. The third name. Batman. Oh, shit. The third name. Batman. Nope.

Nope. Gary Oldman. What the fuck movie Gary Oldman was it? The Truman Show? Now, it can't just have been released at this time of year. The third name. Colin Firth. Love Batchel-y?

And the fourth name is not going to be help to anybody. Because it's Steve Valentine. What the fuck is Steve? Oh, shit. The great Steve Valentine. The Polar Express. There we go. Comes in at number four.

Not Polar Express. Any last guesses on stage in at number four. Not Polar Express. Any last guesses on stage? No. Wait, okay, okay, okay. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Gary Oldman. Colin Firth.

Like, this is either... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. You either know it or you don't when you hear the name Jim Carrey in Christmas movie. But they said it. Who did? I said... We said The Grinch was the old Christmas. Yeah, there's that one.

That's a pretty iconic Christmas Jim Carrey choice. Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Steve Valentine. Dumb and Dumber? Santa LLC.

Is that a real thing? Yeah. He is in the marketing department for Santa Corp. No. And Gary Oldman is Santa. No matter how much you make up about it, that's not going to make it the answer. All right, but call me. I can pitch the whole thing.

I was going to be really fucking amazed if she was right. What is it? What is it? It is A Christmas Carol. What? Starring Jim Carrey. Massive hit movie. Animated. Robert Zemeckis directed it. Jim Carrey played a bunch

of the roles. They made like 18 million of those. Ain't that a bitch? My leg went to sleep on this. So there you go. That's round one out of 42 rounds. So here you go. All right. So that's round one out of 42 rounds. So here we go. Let's just play the game and come up with a winner.

I wasn't thinking animated. I'm going to keep playing the game while Wayne continues to speak. Okay. Go ahead. I was thinking animated. Ready for the next round? Yeah, we're ready. It's not Doug Loves Animated.

Make some more comments. Exactly. Keep next round? Yeah, we're ready. It's not Doug Loves Animated. Make some more comments. Exactly. Keep talking. I'll just wait over here. This is like Celebrity Jeopardy. All right. They run wild on that show.

Okay. Top build. It's a Christmas movie. Oh. Bruce Willis. Die hard. William Atherton Bonnie Bedelia Die Hard 2 None of you get the fucking point

That was all at the same time Alright round 3 here we go Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn Overboard Kurt Russell. Goldie Hawn. Overboard. Darby Camp. Oh, shit.

What's the name of that fucking movie? That's how it works. If you could think of the name of that fucking movie. Julian Dennison. Not my Santa. Demison. Santa who? Julian Demison.

Baby Santa. I love. Santa who? Juliet Demison. Baby Santa. I love that in this one, you're all supposed to be yelling out The Christmas Chronicles because it's a famous Christmas movie that starred Kurt Russell. All right. But then when you yell that out, I would say, no, that's incorrect. Because this is the sequel, The Christmas Chronicles Part 2. Okay. I see what's happening. Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. Round four. Peter Billingsley. Aaron Hayes. A Christmas Story. Another Christmas Story. Christmas Story.

Christmas Stories. River Drosh. Christmas Story. Julian Lade. Oh, I know it. Is it A Christmas Story? Julian Lade. Christmas Story Re... Oh, I know it. Is it A Christmas Story... Revisited?

No. A Christmas Story Redo. My dad's dead, but I did Christmas Story. What is this? Is it that? The answer is A Christmas Story Christmas. Yeah. Very good. Nice. Very good.

Nice. All right. I think I was right. You guys are going to be terrible at every single one of these. I love how obscure these are. This is... A Christmas Story Christmas.

They're not that obscure. They are. Hold on. For those in attendance, who the fuck heard of A Christmas Story Christmas? It just came out last year and was heavily publicized.

Oh, I didn't know the name was... The kid grown up. I described it correctly. I just... It would have been a better name. My dad's dad. Christmas. That's good.

That's true. Thank you. Okay, round five. Nobody has any points. Right. Mila Kunis. Jesus. Santa Fe.

Oh, bad mom's Christmas. There you go. We got... Jay Washington is on the board. Congratulations. You did it, buddy. All right. It's a real relief. All right.

One point for Jay. That's work. Yes. Round six. Steve Martin. Mixed nuts. That is correct. Eliza. Jesus. Fuck yeah. I was like,. That is correct. Eliza.

Jesus. I was like, Mixed Nuts is going to be in the bag. That was, wow. This is a really unpredictable group up here. I thought Mixed Nuts might have been one of the tougher ones. But it turns out that was an easy one. Real unapproachable crowd. Yeah.

Madeline Kahn, Robert Klein, and Anthony LaPaglia were the remaining top four. I believe Liev Schreiber is... Parker Posey and Adam Sandler. He's got a big cast, but it did not work out. I do not recommend it. Nora Ephron, yeah. Okay.

This is so exciting because round six starts with Richard. You could say Sir Richard Attenborough. Sir Richard. Second build Elizabeth

Perkins. Third Dylan McDermott. A white movie. Perkins. Third, Dylan McDermott. A white movie. The Family Stone? The fourth name will be no help to anyone. The great character actor,

great late character actor, J.T. Walsh. Oh, I know who that is. Yeah. Does that help you answer? It's the one that's not Family stone, but I'm getting mixed up. Oh, Love the Coopers or whatever that's called? Give me the four names again. Just run them through. Is it that?

Oh, fuck. No, it's not that. Richard Attenborough. Yes. Elizabeth Perkins. Dylan McDermott. And J.T. Walsh. A bit of a Christmas.

Is it the exorcist? Home for the holidays. Yeah, that's the one I remember. This is a remake of a very popular holiday movie, and it's called Miracle on 34th Street. I said it! I said it! No, I said it! Oh, that is true.

You can't yell out the answer while I'm saying the answer. But I did follow you. It was already done. You can't yell out the answer while I'm saying the answer. But I did. But I just followed you. It was already done. You know what I mean? It was done. He played Santa. I don't have any bells or anything.

I remember this. Here we go. Dylan McDermott was a little girl. I know. All right. So, Wayne, you have to sit this last one out. Why? Because we're going to break the tie.

I got you. I got you. Sorry. That's all right. You'll be back in our next game. We still got two're going to break the tie. I got you. Sorry. That's alright. You'll be back in our next game. We've still got two more games to play. And we'll start with you. I mean, I'll start with the next round

of this game that begins with Nicolas Cage. National Treasure 2, Book of Secrets. National Treasure. I don't believe either of those were Christmas movies. Moonstruck. Also not a Christmas. Come on.

It might have been a Christmassy scene in Moonstruck. Yeah, it's just snowing. We're not meant to be perfect. We're not the snowflakes. We're meant to fuck up and love each other. You know, that scene. Yeah, that's Christmassy. Scrooge.

No, he's not in that. He's not in that. Gone in 60 seconds. All right, the second name is John Lovitz pig your personal opinions

don't need to be no the movie the movie Nicholas Cage John Lovitz Dana Carvey what comedy stand upitz, Dana Carvey. What?

Comedy, stand-up comedy legend Dana Carvey. Used to have a very weird picture of him drawn outside on the wall. Annie. I can't believe. I devised a game where someone, one of the three of you was supposed to get every, you know what I mean? There's supposed to be a correct answer eventually on each of these. You look so disturbed and upset. Well, it's just really surprising to me that we're through all of it.

We're down to a two-person tie. And nobody knows the title of a movie that takes place at Christmas that stars Nicolas Cage John Lovitz and Dana Carvey as three bank robbers who get trapped in a town called Paradise Paradise Cove Trapped in Paradise

You've never heard of that movie? Never heard of it That's amazing Doug who did you think was gonna know that trapped in paradise starring nicholas cage yeah any of you all three of you claim to love movies i do but i don't know anything yeah that's wild that you'd never even heard of it no you didn't even remember disliking it because you you must have seen it. I think we heard his feelings. Did you? Yeah.

Never heard of it. No, it's just wild. What year is that? I think it's 19... To be fair, we did name a lot of Nicolas Cage movies. Yeah, okay. Yeah, to be fair, you did name a lot of Nicolas Cage movies. I was about to go to Con Air and I'm going to keep playing.

Ooh. Yeah. All right. So I guess we're going to have to call that one a tie as well. And this next one, it's impossible for there is going to be a winner no matter what. Right. Absolutely guaranteed. And the game is called How Long Is It?

And basically, oh, shit, I'm supposed to raise my hands when I say the name of a game that we're playing. I've lost all control. It's called How Long Is It? Thanks, everybody. How Long Is It is a game where I'll tell you something, I'll name something, and then you each guess how long it is. I love it. Yeah, that's what she said. And then you each guess how long it is. I love it. Please run it down. Yeah, that's what she said.

And Price is Right style, whoever's closest without going over is going to be the winner. I'm so childish right now. Why? What happened? Because my brain is going to compare everything to my shoe size. And I wear a 14. Oh, I mean, when I say how long is it, it could be something that's quite long. And in this case, I believe it is.

Because I need you to tell me the length of the Tom Hanks holiday movie oeuvre. The two films that I consider to be Tom Hanks Christmas movies. If you take the length of both of those movies, what's the total length in minutes? The average Tom Hanks movie. Or hours and minutes? And are you telling us which order to answer in? Or are we meant to just... Okay. Eliza, you're up first. Motherfuck. Okay. hours and minutes. And are you telling us which order to answer in or are we meant to just, okay.

Eliza, you're up first. Motherfuck, okay. I'll double check your answer. You don't have to stick to your first answer. 240. 240. No, wait, no, no.

210. 210 what? Exactly, minutes. Okay. 210. 210 what? Exactly. Minutes. Okay. 210 minutes. Okay. Jay? What did she say again?

She said 210 minutes. One dollar. Oh, sorry. I can't do that. That said 210 minutes. One dollar. Oh, sorry. I can't do that. That doesn't work. 315. 315 minutes? Yeah, total.

Okay. If you go two different movies, it could be different lengths each one. I'm just going to take a guess. That is part of it. Yeah. Yeah. It could be the same length. That'd be weird, but.

All right. I'm just going to go. It could be different lengths. that'd be weird but alright I'm just gonna go different lengths 212 motherfucker sorry classic classic only one dollar classic one dollar

wait but she said 210 right yeah why'd you leave that one minute I don't know I didn't want to be a jerk margin of error I didn't want to be a jerk the door opened to your fault.

You just wanted to leave a little bit of a chance. Yeah, just a little bit. Alright, well, the two films, holiday classics to some, I'm not a fan of either. The Polar Express and You've Got Mail.

Yeah, and Polar Express is 100 minutes long. 100 nightmarish minutes. 100. 90 some of which are getting to the actual train.

We may all be over. The train just shows up in the front yard and says, children, climb on board. That is weird. So weird. Eddie Deason, right? Fuck, and You Got Mail is only like 90 minutes long. Surprisingly, no.

It was the start of these comedies that are too long trend or something because this particular movie was 119 minutes. Motherfucker. Yeah, so that was an excellent first bid, Eliza. That's what happens on Price is Right all the time. It's a great first bid. Someone will fuck you over by dollaring you.

I double-dollared her. So it's 219 minutes. Wayne's bid of 212 is the closest without going over. Wayne Fetterman won. How long is it? He gets to go first in our

next and final game after the break. We'll be right back. We're back! Yay! Oh my God. We are going to play a game that's going to determine it all today. And this one

also has to have, it will have a winner we're going to play super last person standing holiday edition yeah yeah all right so uh we're going to get three names of of actors slash actresses from audience members. Let's start with, uh, Eliza's, uh,

person, Chelsea. What do you got for us? Chelsea, Elijah would, I love it. Okay. Love Elijah.

Nice choice. Interesting choice. Jay says, fuck, uh, Jay's choice. Ciara, who would you like us to include in the game today? Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman. Just talking about her. So we already mentioned a couple. We already mentioned a couple of titles. And then Wayne's Alicia. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. Another previously mentioned.

Natalie Portman? Really? You couldn't have said Ice Cube? DMX? Tyrese? Natalie Portman? You don't want to win it tends to it's unfortunate

Jay shut up dog people are not strategic about it ever ever they're just like I like Natalie Portman

why wouldn't why wouldn't Jay Washington know all of her films I feel like I've we've named a lot of Natalie Portman movies

no we didn't yeah we did I didn't. Yeah, we did. I didn't remember none of that shit. Oh, well, maybe it's a listening competition. But you'll be good. You'll be good with the Kurt Russell movies. I hope to God I will. Some Kurt Russell movies.

All right. So Wayne won that last game. So he gets to go first. So we'll go Wayne, Eliza, Jay, then me. Because I planned this game, too, just for the fun of it. Just to be a spoiler. I didn't know what names were going to be chosen tonight, so I couldn't prepare.

But I have put a lifetime into watching the films of Elijah Wood, Natalie Portman, and Kurt Russell. I've seen most of them, so I feel pretty good about it, but we'll see. It'd be a great cast for a family drama it's tough with the pressure

yeah and I don't think any of them have worked together but that's a point of clarification please can it be a TV movie? no Natalie Portman? I don't think it's ever been in a TV movie

so no worries there. All right. Start us off, Wayne. The professional. I sometimes refer to as Leon the professional. Yeah, Leon the professional. Yeah. All right.

Eliza? May, December. Yeah. We were just talking about it. Thor, Love, and Thunder. We weren't talking about it it but that is a correct answer good job you decided to go

Portman on us oh shit yeah I wasn't expecting it alright I'm gonna go Kurt Russell and say John Carpenter's The Thing I'm gonna say Kurt Russell

I don't know if the right director but it's is the thing. I'm going to say Kurt Russell. I don't know if the right director, but it's Escape from New York. Is that also John Carpenter? Yeah. Escape from New York. Escape from New York. Excellent. Overboard.

Yeah. We mentioned that earlier, too. Eliza's just... I'm saving the good cards. Yeah, you're nailing all the ones we've already talked about. Big Trouble, Little China. Yes.

I'm going to take an obvious one for Natalie Portman and say Black Swan. Yeah. That was in my brain. Thank you. Get it out of your brain, Wayne. I'm going to do my favorite, my favorite Kurt Russell. Maybe the first one I saw, The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes.

Nice. That really opens up some floodgates right there. I know. I'm old. Oh, Jackie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Jackie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Jackie. Natalie Portman.

Are we doing Natalie Portman or Kurt Russell? Does it matter? Doesn't matter. Anyone. Or Elijah Wood. If you want to pull some wood. Elijah Wood. Lord of the Rings.

Yeah, right? Fellowship of the Ring. I was going to say. Fellowship of the Ring. I was going to say. Full title, Jay. Yeah. I was going to say to you, Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers.

Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King. Bam, there you go. That's the one that won the Oscar, right? It did it, yeah. Is that the one that was two parts? Or the Fellowship? No. Anyway, there was three of them with Elijah Wood.

Was he in the... Okay, no. You can go to your lifeline, or you can say any Kurt Russell, any Natalie Portman that we haven't said so far, any Elijah Wood. Closer. Yes.

Thor of the Dark World. Natalie Portman. Yep. That's a good one. Yeah, Nice work. I saw this movie for the first time. I recommend it. I saw it during Halloween times.

Cooties. That's that new one, right? Elijah Wood is in it. Yeah, that was good. Little Kid Zombies. You liked it? Oh, that was the one we were talking about at Dynasty Typewriter. Oh, yeah. Wayne, back to you. Little Kid Zombies. You liked it? Oh, that was the one we were talking about at Dynasty Starbrother. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Wayne, back to you. Yeah, give me one second. I think I have it. Death Proof. Damn it, you took my... Really? I was about to say Death Proof. I know it was originally in another movie, but it was released on its own.

They brought it out on its own. No, it's not on its own. But it was always a full movie inside of Grindhouse. Yeah, yeah. Do I get credit for that? Yeah. Okay. It's listed in, you know, books and stuff as a full

movie. It's books. Yeah. It's true. What do you got, Eliza? Brothers. Natalie Portman. She's in that? Yeah. I'm going to say okay.

Do you want to bet the whole thing? No. Okay. No, I'm not betting against it, but you mean with Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman? Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire. Oh, brothers. Yeah, that's... I was thinking Maguire. Oh, Brothers. Yeah, that's...

I was thinking of Prisoners. Oh, no, Brothers. Natalie Portman is not in Prisoners. I haven't seen it. But yeah, you're right about Brothers. All right. What'd you say, Jay? Oh, I hadn't said mine yet.

You didn't do yours yet? I'll use mine again. Kurt Russell, The Hateful Eight. Oh, yeah. Very good. Oh, yeah. I love this old Kurt Russell, The Hateful Eight. Oh, yeah. Oh, very good. Oh, yeah. I love this old Kurt Russell Disney movies thing. I'm going to say The World's Strongest Man.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to keep with the Disney theme. I might have this wrong, but I'm going to go Herbie, The Love Bug. He wasn't in that. You sure? Yes. As the kid? Oh, no. No. All right. Sorry. Oh, no. bug he wasn't in that you're sure yes as the kid oh yeah no all right sorry oh no no but uh you

know you got other you got other ones wait is that am i out no you're not out you're just gonna say something else oh i see i see i see okay um i'm just i'm just rejecting it yeah yeah i got it um you sure okay, let's go. You know, Love Bug would be thought of as a movie that has Kurt Russell in it. Like, you can't name any of the actors in Love Bug because it's, you know, didn't have Kurt Russell in it. Buddy Hackett. Yeah, Buddy Hackett and Dean Jones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I may be wrong about that. All right, let's go Escape from New York 2. No. That's not a movie? It kind of is. They made a sequel to it. They sure did.

What was it called? It wasn't. Return to it? All right. Do I go to your lifeline? I'm going to go for lifeline. Escape from L.A. Yep.

Escape from L.A. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank la yeah this could be my last round guys so we're allowed to guess and get it wrong and then guess again sort of i mean yeah free willy yeah you know you can't just say a bunch of titles i'm not saying a bunch of titles okay free willy no free bunch of titles. Was Elijah Wood in Free Willy? No, Free Willy. Are you sure? Who do you think's in Free Willy?

Elijah Wood. No, that's some other kid. Okay. Yeah, no, I'm real sure about that one. All right, Beaver Vendetta. Elijah Wood. Just kidding. Beaver Vendetta is Natalie Portman, correct.

Jay, I like her system, though. She's going to get one gas each time. I mean, that was the one that I was like, was that him? Where was the first time I saw him? Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith. Oh, we're going to do that now? I don't know if I'm ready. Star Wars, Attack of the Clones.

Oh, I'm not going to know these prequels. I've seen them, but I tried to block them out. I tried to block them out i tried to block them out good boy right there very good that's very good um i think i might be done but i'm gonna guess i'm gonna guess anyway um oh boys who's that el. Isn't it a movie called Boys? B-O-Y-S. Yeah. What is that?

It's like a coming of age movie. Called Boys? Who are the other boys? I don't know. It wasn't. I don't know. I don't know. You never saw Boys?

I've seen lots of Boys. If you don't have any other information about it, you can't say it that way. You can't like, you know, Boys. Boys. Come on, Boys. It's a coming of age thing. He's into coming of age movies for sure. No, it takes place in Texas.

You don't know? Nuh-uh. I mean, he was a little kid. I'm making it up. I'm out. was a little kid. I'm making it up. I'm out. I'm out. Really? You were making it up the whole time?

Yeah, yeah. You're so committed to it. I know. Boys! Come on, boys! I'm out. Sorry. It was a good try.

Eliza, what's your first guess? Did I say closer? Yes. Okay. Vox Lux. Yes. Jay? Avengers Endgame. Natalie Port say closer? Yes. Okay. Vox Lux. Yes. Jay. Avengers Endgame.

Natalie Portman is in it. Sure. When they go travel back in time. Uh-huh. Yeah. Makes sense. These are good. It's a reasonable move for her.

You think I didn't pull every goddamn nerd movie in my head out. I'm just like blanking on. I saw so many Natalie Portman movies over the years. And now. You're on that list. I'm just like blanking on I saw so many Natalie Portman movies over the years and now you're on that list I'm just like what is that one called the one where she's like pregnant

that's the professional no can I be listed as Eliza Schlesinger on this? That's hilarious. Yeah, there's another Jay Washington that came to me. Whose turn is it, mine? Yeah, it's you. Okay, I'm going to go, oh, The Good Son.

God damn it, that was my Eliza. Oh, shit. Damn it. That was the one Eliz Elijah Wood would have had. Hold it. Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin. That was the one I was holding on to. Yeah.

Back to you, Elijah. What? Really? Yeah, Wayne's out. I'm out. Boys was not a real guest. Oh. Boys was just a fuck around.

He wasn't in The Hobbit, was he? He was just having fun. I think he shows up in The Hobbit. He He wasn't in The Hobbit was he? He was just having fun I think he shows up in The Hobbit He does show up The Hobbit Yeah And then there's a subtitle After The Hobbit though

Elijah Woods is in it Smaug The Desolation of Smaug And The Forbidden Journey I think he was in The Forbidden Journey You wanna go with that one? Yes

Okay Jay Fuck That's not a movie Journey. I think he was in The Forbidden Journey. You want to go with that one? Yes. Okay, Jay. Fuck. That's not a movie. None of them are in. I'm going to use my... I don't want to use it now. I don't want to use it now. Some running blanks on Kurt Russell for some reason.

I'm really fucked up that I don't have more Kurt Russell. He's in so many movies. I know he is. It's insane the amount of movies he's in. I can't say Monarch on Apple Plus. Yeah, because that's him so many movies. I know he is. It's insane the amount of movies he's in. I can't say Monarch on Apple Plus. Yeah, because that's him and his son. I'm going to use my lifeline. Okay.

Garden State. Garden State. Natalie Portman. That's a nice one. Good job. Well, you accepted Joseph Gordon-Levitt for an Elijah Wood? I don't think so. Okay, all right, never mind.

I don't think I'm in the market for him instead of the other guy. But I forgot what one I was going to say. Oh, Kurt Russell, old school. He is a guy with a pet chimpanzee that he discovered, and he works at a TV network as a page, and he discovers that the chimpanzee has good taste in television. Are you pitching? No, this is real.

This is a real movie. And then the movie's about how this monkey, he rises to the top using the monkey's ideas. It's kind of like Ratatouille. Man, I feel like it's my it's called the barefoot executive oh yeah hollywood in a nutshell yeah yeah eliza yes what do you got okay big finish the thing too no um okay uh uh uh Was he in Bird on a Wire? Who, Mel Gibson?

Fuck. Well, I was going for Kurt Russell. Right, because Goldie Hawn is in Bird on a Wire. Yeah, I was trying to think. I thought they had done two together. Did you use your lifeline yet? No. Lifeline?

Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. Kurt Russell as Ego Winning it yourself Nicely done That one was floating around In my head You know V for Vendetta

Is also a comic book movie That's true It's an Alan Moore Just wanted to rub that in Fucking with your identity You know What do you think, Jay? I think I'm about to lose.

Is this it? Shit. Oh, my God. She pulled out Guardians 2. I can't believe it. God damn it. And I was holding on. I was like, yo, what else do I have?

Give me a second. Have you used yours? I used mine for Garden State, whatever it was. Oh, shit, yeah. Give me a second. Hold on. Let me see. He was only Ego in that one.

He wasn't in nothing else. She was only in those three. He wasn't in nothing else. She was only in those three. She wasn't in shit else yet. Fuck. Okay. He did. You had a good run, dude. Yeah, we did.

It's a wrap. You did it. You did it. I'm out. What's the one where he plays like Allen Ginsberg or something? Who? What? Can we celebrate your win right now?

I'm sorry. Okay. All right. Eliza Skinner, everybody. I won. She did it. What? Can we celebrate your win right now? I'm sorry. Okay. All right. Eliza Skinner, everybody! Yay, I won! She did it! Thank you, Chelsea.

That means you get to do... Wait, but I am curious now. Who played Allen Ginsberg? Well, wasn't he in one where it was like about like... Oh, Elijah Wood. Elijah Wood? Where it was like... It was supposed to be Ginsberg? Or like the...

The Trial of the Seven? Poets or something. Didn't he do something like that? Was he in the Chicago 7? He wasn't in that. Or was he in Llewyn Davis? No, nothing? Nobody knows what I'm talking about?

Inside Llewyn Davis? I don't know. Something where he was like, hey, for real though, I know words. I love your approach. Just throw titles out there and maybe somebody was in there and you totally took it down.

And somebody look up boys just for the off chance that that's a real movie. There's movies took it down. And so many look up boys just off chance that that's a real movie. There's movies probably called Boys. And Free Willy, because I'm pretty sure he was in that. There was The Boy also. There was a Taika Waititi, I think. But anyway, Eliza, do your plugs. What would you like to promote?

Oh, my album regarding your lovers. Also, I have a podcast called Angry Little Goats that we have brought back and we watched a whole bunch of movies. So if you like movies, you'll like that. I love it. Thank you for being here. Congratulations to

who were you playing for again? You were playing for Chelsea. Chelsea, you get the basket and the Aura Frames. AuraFrames.com use the code DLM oh my god now Jay's looking at his phone

which you know you're gonna find out a lot right cause I forgot he's in all the back half of the Fast and Furious movies oh Kurt Russell yeah he's in like starting around 5 or 7 or something like that is he in a legit Godzilla movie, he's in like starting around five or seven or something like that. Is he in a legit Godzilla movie?

Because he's in the Godzilla TV show. No, he's not in the movie. He's just in the show. Okay. He's in, I forgot about Stargate. Yeah. Right. No, there's a lot.

Oh my God, yeah. According to this, he's in Forrest Gump. Santa Chronicles? Which one was it from the beginning? The crazy part is according to IMDb. Oh, Christmas Chronicles. Christmas Chronicles. Part two, one and two. According to IMDb. Oh, Christmas Chronicles, part two, one and two.

According to IMDb, Kurt Russell is in Forrest Gump. You will never believe who he's playing in Forrest Gump. Is it Forrest Gump? He's Elvis. I believed it. Yeah, because he's in the movie Elvis, which is a TV movie. We should have talked about movies earlier in the show during that talking about movies part. This is the Wayne Fetterman, tell us your credits.

Where can people find you? Well, I'm going to be part of the Wayne Fetterman World Tour, which is only one place I'm going, which is Glendale, Arizona over New Year's. So it's at the Splitsiders. Thank you. Thank you. So

come see me there Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You mean Sidesplitters? Oh boy. Oh well. I don't think it's called Sidesplitters. It's called Splitsiders? Jesus, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You mean Sidesplitters? Oh, boy. No. Oh, well. I don't think it's called Sidesplitters. It's called Splitsiders? Jesus, I'm in trouble now. It's the one, I have one gig. I think it is called Splitsiders.

Fuck. You think it's called what? Sidesplitters. The expression is sidesplitting comedy, not splitsiders. That's probably right. That's probably right. That's right. Anyway, it's the only comedy club in Glendale. I'll be there.

And no, it's not either one of those. It's not either one of those. Stir Crazies. Stir Crazies. Thank you. No, really? Is it really Stir Crazies? Yeah.

That's crazy. I messed up. I'm reeling from not getting that Curse Russell thing. Yeah, stir crazy. All right, he's going to be going stir crazy in Glendale, Arizona over New Year's. Go join him. Jay Washington, what would you like to plug? I'll say January 56th.

I'm at the Kansas City Improv with David Lucas. Check that out. Check out the BBC Club podcast. That's Black boy content club podcast yeah that's i know the name is a trip and then before the bell podcast that i have we talk about all pro wrestling everything like that yeah nice uh i'm gonna be at san francisco sketch fest again this year or rather next uh january 21st, 2024 in San Francisco. Go to sfsketchfest.com for tickets to my shows there.

And we're back here once again at the Lab at the Improv on Tuesday, January 16th. Thank you to all of you for coming out this evening. out this evening. Let's hear it again one more time for my guests, Wade Fetterman, Eliza Skinner, and Jay Washington. Eliza, as champion, we've got to have you back real soon.

I would love to. I'd be excited to have you again. And as always, if this is their idea of Christmas, I've got to be here for New Year's. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.