Doug Loves Movies - Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott guest
Episode Date: September 11, 2019Back home at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free ...month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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enjoy the show Maybe sticky seats with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see
But Doug loves movies Holy crap. Wow. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody.
I have to keep saying hey's until everyone is seated.
Hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Wow, that was almost like spoken word.
Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, California!
Oh, goodness.
It's Tuesday, September 10th, 2019.
And if you did not bring dazzling name tags to delight my esteemed guests,
well, that's pretty much
what I expected.
Wait, that one looks like it might be
good. I don't want to see everybody's.
I don't care about
whatever that is up there. I'm not interested.
Alright, that's alright.
Pat Man returns.
But it does seem like we do have a few
what's this one that's in a frame
what does that say
Dustin checks in and your name
is Dustin perfect
you don't have to change shit
alright well so
we do have enough name tags so I'm excited
about that and thank you for doing it
Doug plugs this Saturday and Sunday,
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Going to be a gas Monday, September 16th.
I'll be a guest on Kill Tony over at the Comedy Store here in Los Angeles.
So come check that out if you can. And Doug
Lewis Movies is back at Flappers in
Burbank on Saturday, October
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Or, you know, about Flappers in general.
From the corrections department,
the corrections department
reached out to let me know that Meg Ryan
directed and starred in a movie
that features Tom Hanks
that was called Ithaca.
Yeah.
One knowing guy in the audience.
I'm the one that notified
the corrections department.
I'm the one that set this whole thing
straight.
The prize bag includes a sticker and a koozie from Wise Choice Tattoo Removal in Denver, Colorado.
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But also you could treat it like a cigar and just set it down for a while
and pick it back up again and it hasn't all burned away
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So I don't know if anybody
that comes to this show is
into marijuana
or cannabis consumption
but just on the off chance
that the winner is they will receive
that. Plus stuff
brought by my three guests
it's a theme show
it's hard to pull off a theme show
for Douglas movies because
of schedules that people have.
But we've done it tonight
and I'm so excited for
the motion picture
coming out
on Netflix
on September 20th called
Between
Two Ferns, The Movie.
And I have
the men. Let's
keep that straight. There's only men
responsible for this movie.
I've got the men responsible for it.
Please give it up, everybody, for Scott
Ackerman, Adam Scott, and Zach
Galifianakis.
Here they are.
Bright and bushy-tailed.
Just running out here.
Two people leaving as we come out
two people left
like these are not
the people from
Between Two Ferns
that I was hoping for
thought some of those
amazing cameos
would show up.
But you guys are here.
Thank you so much. Let's meet them individually.
Three of the most
handsome men in show business.
I think, doesn't it?
Didn't People Magazine just
Didn't People Magazine say
let's cancel handsomest man
in show business because it's a three-way tie?
We can't.
All right, Dan.
You started it.
Don't back me up
on continuing it.
This isn't an improv theater.
It's Scott Hockerman, everybody.
Oh.
Tuesday nights at UCD.
I'm back.
You're back.
You used to have
the 8.30 slot,
so 15 minutes from now,
you're going to get like a pinch or a twinge.
Yeah, a twinge in my butthole.
This used to happen to my butthole every Tuesday,
but your butthole's been free for a while now.
It's been open and loose.
Working on other things, including directing.
And now she's back.
You directed the Between Two Ferns motion picture coming soon to Netflix.
Yes.
September 20.
Worldwide.
I was going to mic your clap.
I said it earlier.
I said the right date earlier.
These people can vouch for me, or we could roll back the tape.
But congratulations on that.
Thank you.
How did you, that guy Zach Galifianakis, he seems hard to nail down.
Like, how'd you meet him?
How'd you get the project going?
Is that a real question?
I haven't introduced him yet,
so the listeners can't be absolutely sure that he's here.
We've been talking about doing the movie
for probably five years or so, or six years.
Two years ago, we started really
kind of getting serious about it.
And about each other.
Do you want to make an announcement?
Well, not without doing this first, Zach.
Will you be my man, husband, in addition to my wife?
Will you star in my movie?
Yeah.
So we started a couple years ago and filmed a full year ago and
it's taken us this long to get it out.
Yeah, because you got a post-production
probably a lot of special effects.
This show's all about movies, you know.
Post-production is really
the last chance and
opportunity you have to rewrite your film.
So a lot
of fixing? What's that, Adam?
I've heard some people say that
you make the movie when you're
shooting, but I've heard
some other people say that you
really make it in the editing room.
Is that true?
When I was watching Hot Tub Time Machine 2,
I really
thought that they
did that.
They did both those things?
I'm sorry.
They made it on the set and they made it in the editing room?
Yeah.
You thought that was made in the editing room?
Yeah, I was like, boy, they barely paid any attention during the shooting.
But in the editing room, this really took off.
Labored over it.
Yeah.
Really lit up.
They might have had a no drugs policy
in the editing room
that they didn't have on the set.
Oh, yes.
What?
I mean, if I'm getting in a tub
to go through time,
I'm going to do some drugs first.
It's my policy.
Right, yeah.
All three of those things,
the time, the tub, and the drugs.
Isn't your policy always to do drugs first?
If there's an activity, drugs first, then the activity, yes.
And that's Zach Galifianakis, everybody.
He loves doing the show.
He's an active participant.
When his name is called, puts the microphone down on the table
and just stands back and sees what happens.
How's it going, dude?
Pretty good.
I know you contacted me.
You're like, I've got to do Douglas movies
to promote this movie.
I'm worried no one's going to care.
But what is it? Are you excited about this movie. I'm worried no one's going to care. But what is it?
Are you excited about this movie coming out?
Which one?
Oh, the Between Two Birds.
Yes, I think it's really...
No, I heard Wrinkle in Time's going to be on VHS.
It's going backwards through time
to the previous formats
I forgot about that one
join the club
what were we talking
oh yeah
it's coming out
so I'm very excited
yeah that's cool
I'm excited too
and also joining us,
a man.
He's in this movie for 20 seconds.
It's Adam Scott, everybody.
If it's, I have a motto.
If it's more than seven seconds,
I'll promote it.
That worked out for Luke Perry on eight seconds.
I didn't promote that movie.
Yeah, I thought you did.
Oh, you're right.
Too soon on Luke Perry comedy.
Yeah, apparently people don't like
references to Luke Perry things anymore.
What's going on?
Someone just went, stop.
Didn't he die and then they go
two seconds later, let's reboot
Beverly Hills 90210?
Like with the most exciting character
just died, let's get this thing going?
Yeah.
That was the impetus?
Is the first episode them all
just sitting around the peach pit crying?
They did bring it up.
They shot the pilot before
he passed away. And then you could tell
that they had to reshoot certain scenes to
insert references to him with all
of them looking sad.
Was he in the original pilot?
No, he was not in the original pilot because he
was doing Riverdale, so he was too busy. And they would just, I think in the original pilot? No, he was not in the original pilot because he was doing Riverdale, so he was too busy.
And they would just, I think in the original pilot,
they just kind of bring him up like,
oh, well, yeah, he's not around.
But now they have to be like,
of course, one of us isn't here.
And then single on every character, just going...
You knew way more about that
than I could have ever hoped for.
That was so exciting
that you just jumped in with all that information
after I just floated that stupid comment.
Adam?
Yeah?
Season three of Big Little Lies.
When does it start?
How big are the lies?
You don't know anything right no yeah but I sure do love that show thanks Doug yeah I appreciate it it's very nice
of you I just want to say I know you're here to promote your 20 seconds in
between two ferns could you recreate could the two of you recreate his entire I just want to say, I know you're here to promote your 20 seconds in Between Two Ferns.
Could you recreate, could the two of you recreate his entire performance in the movie?
Like, could we go to a clip and it's just exactly what Adam does in the movie?
Do you guys remember your exchange?
I don't know exactly what it is.
I can recite the entire movie.
Oh, well, of course.
I can tell them their lines.
Because you had to sit there and watch it get edited.
Yeah, I've seen it eight million times. In the editing room?
Yeah. And just, you know, in theaters.
I'll rent out theaters and just watch it.
Okay, so just, and you can do the
voices? Can you do both their voices
in the scene? Yeah, probably.
Here we go. You know, Zach and
kind of squeaky and...
Okay, I got it. Alright, so this is
Zach and Adam.
This is a clip from Between Two Ferns, colon, the movie.
Adam starts.
Hey, Adam, from Parks and Recreation.
Shake his hand.
Oh, thank God,
because I'm so tired of talking to Hollywood assholes
every single day of my life.
It's so nice to actually talk to a real person.
Uh, no.
Parks and Recreation, the television
series?
Alright, come on back.
I think that may fall below
27. Maybe even below 7 seconds,
so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here.
You do have something in the credits. Oh, okay I'm doing here you do have something in the credits
oh okay
he's back in the credits
he's back in the credits like Nick Fury recruits him
or something right
alright well that's I love
I can't wait to see this movie
if that's the kind of thing
if that's what's going to be going on
through the whole thing you can turn on an optional
it sounds perfect on netflix with me doing all the voices effects
i'd like to hear scott's version of all of this all right prize bag let's talk about it
what'd you bring scott it's in the green room oh okay but tell us about it do you remember what it
is two books uh just a couple of my favorite books
that I went to my bookshelf and I was like,
let me pick my two favorite things.
And I immediately saw them and was like,
man, these are books that other people need to read
as much as I have.
Oh, here they are.
Here they are. Do you want to do the reveal?
Yeah, so my two favorite books of all time.
We have Questions for Terrible People
and The Spartak Trigger.
What mainstream Hollywood actor
would you want to play you
in the porn movie adaptation of your life?
Well, that is a terrible question.
Was that the premise?
No, questions for terrible people.
Oh, so, okay.
So none of us have to answer that.
I may have received these books for free, sure.
But they're just two of my favorites.
But they're your favorites.
They're my favorites, and I just knew I needed to pass them on.
They're still books, and reading is important.
And I'm glad you brought them.
I'm just taking my first look at both of these books,
and they're also my favorites.
You're free to hang on to anything that's in the prize bag.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's for the winner.
All right. Zach, what did you
bring for the bag? I brought
a
bunch of stuff.
A registration for Vespa.
Oh, that's...
You're going to hang on to that?
Okay, I don't know what this is,
but it was in my office, but it looks like
Oh, Roku. Oh, Roku.
That's a nice thing.
Streaming stick.
Powerful and portable
long range wireless.
4K HDR.
It's a toilet coffee mug.
Oh.
Look at that.
It's a
toilet and a coffee mug.
Somebody asked me to sign it
and then they never
asked for it again.
If you want
not much coffee
or to take a tiny shit.
I don't really want to make a big deal out of this,
but this is a
book that's been at my house
and it's
signed, and I'm not going to really reveal
who it is to the podcast audience.
Oh, okay. Just for everybody
here.
For everybody here.
It says, To to Zach and it's
pretty amazing
yeah
it's his signature
wow
that's really him
yeah
there's a backstory
to it
that I won't
yeah
probably should
I hope it doesn't
have anything to do
with that shit cup
but
and then
talk about your pudding
also my phone
you can have my phone
your phone?
he's giving away his phone
he doesn't need his phone anymore
those are terrific items
this is a lot
for you to live up to Adam
books and more books
did you bring any books?
I don't think I'm going to be able to follow that.
I just found this today.
It's a
party
down drink
water bottle.
I just can't believe they actually made
promotional items for the show.
But Adam, it has your catchphrase on it,
which you said you wanted to say when you got out here.
I did, I did.
And then the other thing,
this is a Philly Justice hat.
Does anyone know what that is?
Yeah, it's like...
That's like if you put the wrong thing on a cheesesteak
and you go to jail because of Philly Justice.
That's right.
So those are the two items.
Those are terrific.
Thank you.
That's quite a lot of amazing stuff that someone's got to figure out something to do with.
And we'll figure out who's going to get stuck with all this stuff in a little bit.
But first I want to ask you guys a quick question, starting with you, Scott Aukerman.
What was the last motion picture you saw in any format?
Most recent movie viewing.
I saw Ready or Not in the theaters with a friend of mine, Christian Brune, is in it.
It's a thriller.
Maybe a thrill-omedy.
The first thrill-omedy since arachnophobia?
Okay, I'm
not going to question that, but
what
character did your friend play?
He played the
sort of rich, snotty
husband.
I knew it.
You saw it? No, but
that seems like a friend of yours
but yeah
he was
you're a friend of mine
exactly Snooty
Rich
and
kind of over it
he had a funny perspective
on the whole thing
Adam Brody's in it it's a really good movie Kind of over it. He had a funny perspective on the whole thing. Yeah.
Adam Brody's in it.
Yeah, it's a really good movie.
It's like someone's stuck in a house and everyone's trying to murder her through a game.
We almost had the director of the movie on the show tonight,
but I was like, well, he doesn't have anything to do with Between Two Ferns,
so I pushed him to another date.
Oh, well, let me plug his movie.
It was really good.
Perfect. Zach, what was let me plug his movie. It was really good. Perfect.
Zach, what was the last movie
you saw? Hotel Transylvania 3.
Adam.
How was it?
I think it's good.
I've seen it like
13 times
because
it's on
repeat
of the house
it's good
do you like the whole trilogy
all the
yeah I've seen them all
Transylvania movies
yeah I have
I saw the first two
yeah three is good too
I mean they're all
they're all good
would you like to do a
would you
it's a really nice cast
would you do a part part four would I do yeah i don't know what are the hours uh probably i i
know i just like to watch it i don't know nigel i don't oh yeah that's right uh i don't i don't
know if no i just would like to watch it i don, well, forget it. He doesn't want anything to do with it.
Fuck off, Hotel Transylvania 4.
The third one was finally the one that had a subtitle.
It was like Summer Vacation?
No, I don't think.
I think so.
Maybe.
Don't argue with me on this. I don't know.
Do they take a summer vacation during it, Zach?
You've seen it 13 times.
To be honest with you, I just kind of
am concentrating on other things besides
the plot.
Like the scene where they put on moonblock?
Well, that's a good
scene.
I haven't seen it!
The voice acting is really good.
The voice acting is very strong in it.
It's really good.
Lots of Transylvanian voices, eh?
Hey, that's not bad, Tom.
You also sound like the Pope.
The Canadian vampire.
There's something coming out
called Two Popes
that's supposed to be really good.
Adam, what was the last...
Master of the Segway.
Speaking of Two Popes, Adam. Adam what was the last Master of the Segway last movie you saw
speaking of two pups
Adam
what was the last movie you saw
this weekend I saw
three movies and I can't remember
the order so you want to talk
about all of them well I saw I showed
my son Jaws which was
cool
or Chaws the super big guy talk about all of them? Well, I showed my son Jaws, which was cool.
Or Chaws.
The big guy.
The super big guy.
And then Toy Story 4 in the theater.
And then The Secret Life of Pets 2
at home.
What a life.
Where was Jaws?
Because you didn't specify at home sorry hmm also at home
always at home did you go from a home to theater to home that's right
all right those three movies. Fuck, marry, kill.
I would definitely fuck The Secret Life of Pets.
That means I would have to kill
Toy Story 4 because I'm marrying Chaz.
But Toy Story 4 was pretty terrific.
Yeah, well, that's the trouble with the fuck, marry, kill
you gotta make some hard choices
that's right
I just, I have to fuck
the Secret Life of Pets
I totally get it
one more thing before we get to the game
portion of the show
it's called Impression of Old Minds.
It used to be called something else, but then I found out the title was taken.
What's an impression that you're great at doing, if you have one?
No pressure, but Scott sounds like he's got one ready to go.
Uh,
I can do you doing Reverend Jim.
The one time we went to universal studios together.
Oh,
okay.
This is,
this sounds good.
Okay.
So we went to universal studios together and Doug used to be a tour guide
there.
So that's for a brief time.
So he knows all of the ins and the outs and he knows,
he knew at least at the time,
the, the programs, uh, and the stunt spectaculars by heart.
And so we went into the Back to the Future special effects program, where an audience member is chosen to...
They don't say what you have to do, but they say, we need a volunteer.
And then the person leaves and then comes back dressed as Doc Brown from Back to the Future
and has to recite lines in the stunt thing.
And so the tour guide says, now I need a V.
And before they could even say anything, Doug shoots his hand up and is like,
right here, right here, right here.
And so she chooses Doug.
Doug disappears.
That's how you get chosen.
Talent plus preparation.
Plus opportunity.
I don't know what's in store.
I have never been there, and I didn't know what was going on.
But Doug comes back out in the white fright wig and the long lab coat
and proceeds to, most people
just are, you know, regular
Midwestern people who are forced to do
lines and are very embarrassed.
Doug decided to do a full-on Doc Brown
impression the entire time
just going for it.
Ah!
Marty!
We've got to get back to
the future!
It's perfect.
Yeah.
Wow, I wish I was there for that one.
He could have skipped that whole story and just said he did an impressive
Christopher Lloyd impression.
Where would you edit it?
Was it Reverend Jim or Doc Brown?
Well, I mean, it's...
Ah! What? it. Was it Reverend Jim or Doc Brown? Well, I mean, it's...
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Like they did a segment on the electric company of him doing the alphabet.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Zach, let me ask you this.
When preparing for a role,
like let's say for
the Bubble Boy,
how much time...
He's just nodding like, finish the question.
He's in the Bubble Boy.
Adam's impressed.
This is the part where I say,
Bert, turn it off. Let the games begin!
Gentlemen,
this audience has prepared
a dazzling array
of a dozen name tags.
Maybe 20 for you to choose from.
Oh, look at that one up there over in the corner.
Okay, now don't look at it.
Someone's just holding up a pack of cigarettes.
Yeah.
Whatever they can do to coerce you to choose them.
Gentlemen, please go physically choose the name tag you'd like to play for tonight
and bring it back to your seat,
and you'll be bonded to that person.
And while you do this, we'll be right back after these messages.
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Scott, looks like somebody's right on brand with the name tag you chose.
I couldn't resist. It's not the most show the name tag you chose. I couldn't resist.
It's not the most showy name tag,
but it is about the movie.
A gentleman named Pete
made one that is a lot like the poster for our film
and changed it to Pete Tween Two Ferns.
The movie.
There you go.
That's all it takes.
Good job,
Between.
I have a feeling
he's Between
Two Jobs
as well.
Zach?
I don't know.
It just caught my eye.
It's really beautiful.
That's the one I pointed out.
Yeah, not a lot of effort.
I mean, he got a big piece of paper.
Yeah, he seemed to not even bother to, like, rip it off.
Yeah.
But School of Rourke, I think is what that says.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In that Rolling Stone font. Yeah, or she, I don't know. Were you a guy? What are you, Rourke I think is what that says yeah yeah rolling stone font yeah he or she I don't
know were you a guy what are you Rourke um yeah he identifies as male hey me too man
two males yeah so much in common
Adam what do you got? Yeah, my
person
just didn't alter the name
of the movie to fit their name
or the podcast's name
or anything.
He just simply printed out
the poster from Dunstan Checks In
and framed it.
Yeah, it's a beautiful framed Dunstan Checks In and framed it. Yeah, it's a beautiful framed
Dunstan Checks In poster.
Let me change it to
Dustin Checks In.
Oh, never mind.
Wait,
the monkey's name is Dustin.
I thought it was Dunstan.
It's Dunstan.
Oh!
Is your name Dustin?
Yeah, from Dunstan to Dustin.
Very clever, Dustin.
Good job.
From Dunstan to Dustin.
People who have checked in.
All right, so he didn't do nothing.
He did next to nothing.
But that qualifies.
He removed an N.
Yeah, he got rid of an extra N.
I think it's more complicated than that.
But good job.
Yeah, they said to get rid of the E.
There's a whole thing.
Can I ask a question?
Is this, this is based on, this is a real poster from a real movie?
Yeah, you've never heard of Dustin Checks In?
No, I've never heard of that.
It was about a monkey, orangutan, checks into a hotel.
Sure.
There's nothing in the rule book against it.
No.
And they look.
They hold him up at check-in.
He just waits in the lounge area having cocktails.
Doesn't he end up getting murdered in the room?
He does get murdered in the room.
And then there's twin girls that stand in the hallway.
And they dissect him, right?
And they learn.
Yeah, it's, you know,
I don't want to drop names,
but Jason Alexander is in it.
Pee Wee Herman.
Anyway.
Is that Brian Bonsall?
No.
It's some other kid that got out of the game
because of what the monkey did.
Monkey was very antsy.
The original me too.
Dustin checks out.
All right, you guys.
That's who you're playing for.
I got some games. We'll see how you guys. That's who you're playing for.
I got some games.
We'll see how you do.
This first game is called Swift Justice.
Our friend Taylor Swift, right?
You guys are friends with... You met her backstage one time, didn't you, Adam?
Yeah.
She's got songs that have titles so this game Swift justice is I'm
going to read to you the description of a movie from IMDB that the film is also
the title shares a title with a Taylor Swift song they're not related she's not
singing about this movie.
It just also happens to have the same title.
And then I'll throw in some clues at the end
if you don't get it just based on the description.
Do you get every one of her albums, Adam?
Not every one, no.
So like the latest one, you haven't checked it out yet?
I have that one and I have the one before, 1989.
Oh, okay.
Or no,
that was a couple ago.
Yeah.
That was,
I liked that one.
89 was the tour
where you went backstage
and met him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've been keeping track
of my backstage activities.
If somebody meets
Taylor Swift
and they're not me,
they go on a list.
Yeah.
Did you get the...
of people that I will
defeat in
some way. Did you get the
new one? Yeah. How is it?
It's pretty good.
Yeah. I haven't listened to it.
Yeah.
This is like what if our show was hosted
by two boring people.
No idea what you're talking about.
Just one.
Two bored people between two birds?
Okay, so the description makes sense, right?
I'm just going to... You guys can guess as often as you like,
and hopefully someone will figure this out.
The IMDb description of this movie
that has the same title as the Taylor Swift song
goes like this.
that has the same title as the Taylor Swift song goes like this.
Disaster in New York.
Disaster in a New York tunnel.
As explosions collapse both ends of it.
One hero tries to help the people inside find their way to...
Daybreak?
Safety.
So she has a song called Safety.
Is that what it is?
No, no. Daylight?
Yes, daylight! Daylight. Oh, I was, no. Daylight? Daylight? Yes, Daylight.
Daylight.
Oh, I was so close.
Daylight, yeah.
Daybreak was so close.
That was so good.
But yeah, Daylight is the song on her latest album
that you don't have yet.
So something for you to look forward to.
Now let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
Yeah, people... Wait, that's the end of that game
yeah
he won that game
the crowd erupted
is there only one
Taylor Swift song
that has the name
that she shares
I thought you did like
two days of research
on this Doug
yeah me too
you wound it up
like okay
I did a lot of work on this
and then it's over
15 seconds later
yeah that's how It took you far longer
to explain the game than to play it.
Well, that's because you're so good at it.
Normally, I would have had to
say stuff like, it's from
1996, and it stars Sylvester
Stallone.
And even clues like, not night,
but,
not dark, but,
here's how, whose tagline is it anyway works.
I'm going to say, start with you, Adam,
because you did a great job on that game you won.
Yeah, the crowd erupted.
Thanks.
You know, there's degrees of eruption.
That's what you said?
It was a small eruption, but still counts as such.
I will say to Adam, the tagline from a motion picture,
and you will try to guess, you'll get one guess what movie that's the tagline for.
And if you miss, then I'll move to Zach and then to Scott.
And it goes like that.
And it's very, very difficult.
Okay.
So don't feel bad if you don't know it.
I'm going to put you on a timer.
It goes like this.
One, two. Ah!
What movie has the tagline,
What if your life depended on a stranger?
Adam.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I can't even have the energy to keep doing that.
No, no.
What do you got?
What if your life depended on a stranger?
Man.
I mean, I know this isn't it, but room comes to mind.
Room?
Yeah, that was a terrible, terrible joke.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Zach, what do you think?
What if your life depended on a stranger? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Zach, what do you think? Can you...
What if your life depended on a stranger?
Can you use it in a sentence?
Are we talking about the stranger?
Where you sit on your hand?
What if your life depended on the stranger?
When the stranger calls,
the hand is touching you from within the house.
What if your life depended on a stranger, Zach?
Also, a theme will emerge in this game, by the way.
Just keep an eye out for that.
It's always exciting when there's a theme.
Jesus camp.
What if your life depended on a stranger?
That is a great guess.
Scott, what do you think?
The Hitcher?
Okay.
This is a tough one.
I don't expect you to know it.
I don't expect you to even know this movie exists.
It's a motion picture called...
Why are we playing?
Oh, you'll see. It's a motion picture called... Why are we playing? Oh, you'll see.
It's a motion picture called
The Mountain Between Us.
The Mountain Between Us
starring Kate Winslet and Idris Elba.
All right.
Back to you, Adam.
Can't wait.
What movie has the tagline
It took a twist of fate to make them two of a kind?
It took a twist of fate to make them two of a kind.
Okay, this one's feeling more familiar.
Okay.
What do you think?
I'll tell you there isn't a mountain between these people.
I'll tell you, there isn't a mountain between these people.
Is it...
Took a twist of fate to bring them together?
To make them two of a kind.
To make them two of a kind.
Is it stuck on you?
No. No.
Zach, do you have a guess?
This is a bad one.
I think I'm right.
Twister?
Scott?
It feels like it's a John Travolta
Olivia Newton-John
movie
aren't those two movies
Twist of Fate
and Two of a Kind
something like that
is it that
Christmas album they made
all the best
Christmas albums
have a tagline
so you don't have a guess?
Uh no
Okay
It took a twist of fate
To make them two of a kind
Is the tagline for a movie called
Two of a kind
It was
It was right there
All of the words
And like you said
It's John Travolta
And
Olivia Newton-John.
Okay.
So we've got The Mountain Between Us and Two of a Kind.
Adam, what movie
has the tagline?
I'm just trying to figure out why this game
is so long and the Taylor Swift one
was so fast.
Well, the difference between
the two would be one, someone got
the answer right away, and the other one, no one knows the answers.
Got it.
That helps to slow it down.
But there are more questions in this game.
Cool.
What's the tagline?
What movies is the tagline for?
A true story of a boy and his dogs.
True story of a boy and his dogs.
A boy and his dogs, plural?
Often feet are referred to as dogs. A boy and his dogs, plural? Mm-hmm.
Often feet are referred to as dogs.
That does not help you.
A boy and his dogs.
I mean, there's a movie called A Boy and His Dog.
Oh, yeah.
You want to go with that?
I don't think this was the... Seems like a good answer to me. Okay, okay You want to go with that? I don't think this was... Seems like a good
answer to me. Okay, okay, I'll go with that.
No, that's not the answer.
Zach?
Where the red fern grows?
That is correct.
I thought for sure it was
the boy who fucked a lot of dogs.
Alright, Scott, you get to go first in this next round.
What a privilege.
Yep.
So far, we have The Mountain Between Us,
Two of a Kind,
and Where the Red Fern Grows.
This next movie,
the tagline is,
Welcome to the secret world
inside your phone.
Angry Birds?
The movie?
No.
Fuck you.
Because I see the theme here.
Right?
Yeah, you figured that out.
Fuck you too.
The secret world inside your phone.
Welcome to the secret world.
Welcome to it.
What's going on inside your phone, dude?
What's going on?
Welcome to that world.
Check it out.
Secret world inside your phone.
I don't know.
Zach?
The Facebook movie?
Whatever it is.
So close.
It's the emoji movie,
which we all saw a bunch of times.
So it's real embarrassing that we don't know it. But congratulations, Zach. You won that game.
That's very nice. Thank you.
Thank you for clapping.
Yeah, between all the answers
it added up to between
two for the movie.
Which I don't know what that has to do with anything,
but there it is.
You get to go first, Zach,
in our final game that will determine
our winner this evening.
And it's called Bennington.
It's our friend Bennington
from the radio on the East Coast.
He inspired this game.
It's based on the
box office mojo
top three
box office hits of any
given individual. So I'll name
somebody. We'll start with you,
Zach. I'll name an actor.
You name a movie you think is in their top
three movies of all
time. Critically or moneymaker?
After Moneymaker,
North American
box office.
So Canada as well?
Yes. What we call domestic.
And after being
adjusted for inflation.
So if at any point
you think Gone with the Wind is the answer,
that will be the number one answer.
It's not
going to come up.
Make sense,
Zach? Yep.
Is Zach
first? Yeah.
It'll go Zach, then Adam, then
Scott. Why?
Because you were looking at me like you wanted to go next.
Sorry.
Chill out, Scott.
Don't be so anxious.
My pleading eyes.
Please, Doug, I want to go next.
No, we just switched.
I say we, but it's just me sitting here.
But I switched the order each round,
so this game didn't go the other way around. But I switch the order each round, so this game
can go the other way around.
Who knows? It might work out for you.
Also, who gets to go first
each round is going to rotate as well.
Okay.
Zach, the films
of Donald Glover.
Donald Glover. Donald Glover. Just name any film that he was in. I don't, I mean, I don't, I don't see anything.
We of course know him from Community and ATL on television.
Giving you the answer?
Why should I give you the answer?
Because I'm the star of the fucking movie.
God, I'm embarrassed.
I really do...
What was it?
Mystery team.
You said lowest grocers, right?
Mystery team.
All right. So that's your guess.
It's mystery team.
Do you think you can think of any, Adam,
that might have done better than that?
You want to go for number one if you can get it.
The Lion King?
That's worth three points.
I know one.
I got one.
Okay.
I got one now.
I got one.
Scott, what do you think?
Spider-Man Homecoming.
Okay.
You like that one?
Yeah, great.
Am I out?
No, you had your guess.
Now you're going to find out how well you did.
Now you get the good news.
For Donald Glover, coming in at number three,
The Martian.
The Martian.
Yeah, I know.
Forgot he was in it.
Is he in it?
Oh, yeah.
Number two, Spider-Man Homecoming.
What about Han Solo?
That's worth two points.
You'd think he'd be up there, right?
But, you know, after adjusting for inflation and whatnot.
Number one, of course, is The Lion King.
Yeah.
Who said that?
Zach said that?
No, I said that.
Zach said Lion King, so he's got three points.
Scott's got two points.
Adam, hang in there.
You're going to have a shot at this.
Dustin, I don't know what to say.
Adam, you're going to go first.
I mean Dunstan.
You're going to go first with this next name.
The films of B.
Anse.
First initial B.
Last name Anse.
Well, number one would also be Lion King.
You think so?
Okay, that's his guess.
Wait, is there a...
Maybe not?
Well, I don't know.
I've only got it written down in front of me.
I've got to keep a poker face about this.
The Austin Powers movie she's in
made more than Lion King, right?
Or is there another movie that I don't know about?
Why are you asking me these questions?
Yeah, I'm going to say Lion King.
You're putting me in a difficult position.
All right, he to say Lion King. You're putting me in a difficult position. All right. He's saying Lion King.
Scott?
I'm going to say a movie very near and dear to my heart.
Right?
One of the only movies I've ever been in.
Austin Powers, Goldmember.
Are you in that?
Yeah, I am.
Wow.
Like Scott could literally say that he's got Michael Caine's back.
Because in that movie, he plays Michael Caine's back.
It was a wonderful audition process.
I met Mike Myers and Jay Roach,
made small talk for 20 minutes about comedy,
and then they said, okay, turn around.
Let's see that michael cain ass
and then you got the part and uh check it out you guys it's available on demand
just yell gold member just yell it yeah so at some, someone will come over and help you.
Go, baby!
All right, we'll help you watch it.
It's not my favorite of the three.
Okay, that's your answer? Okay, so Zach, you get to go.
Beyonce.
Yeah.
Dream Girls.
You got this, yeah. Coming in at number Girls. You got this.
Yeah.
Coming in at number three.
That's right.
Dream Girls.
Zach is on the board.
Scott gave me that one.
Did he really?
He almost had it.
He said,
Whoopsie, Chicago.
I'm so tired.
Okay, sorry.
I'm at the band.
Okay,
coming in at number two,
Austin Powers' Goldmember!
Two more points for Scott.
Oh, shit.
Speaking of Scots, Adam Scott is running away with it
because Lion King is her number one.
Wow, that movie.
That's big. That's a that movie. That's big.
That's a big movie.
So Scott's the only one
who hasn't had a chance
to go first?
Yeah.
Do I get to guess
the Lion King for this?
I mean, you can if you want to.
Okay.
You know, it's your call.
It's your funeral.
The films...
of James Earl Jones.
I gotta go. Star Wars Episode
4, A New Hope.
Okay.
Okay.
Adam?
The Lion King.
Zach?
This is CNN.
CNN.
This is CNN, the movie.
Coming in at number six for James Earl Jones,
Field of Dreams.
Yeah.
Number five,
Coming to America.
Yeah.
The royal penis is clean.
That's if every character had to say it.
Who does say it?
Some servant, I believe.
Some rando, I think.
Then everybody got a chance.
Arsenio gets one.
He waves his hand around.
Number four, Lion King
2019.
Which one did you guess?
I don't know which one you guessed, Adam.
I guessed the first.
I didn't know he was in the new one.
You guessed 93?
Yeah.
Coming in at number three, OG Lion King.
Yeah.
So that's worth three points for Adam.
And then coming in at number two, Return of the Jedi.
And number one, A New Hope, Star Wars.
Three points for Scott.
Still not enough
to catch up to or beat
or even fucking tie
Adam Scott.
We'll go over the numbers later.
Maybe when I've sobered up
a little bit. But Adam Scott is our
winner!
Yeah!
What do we write down?
If we were hashtag description of the episode,
what do you think?
What was the catchphrase of the episode?
If you can remember.
This is CNN?
Oh yeah, that was good.
This is CNN.
Was it good?
It's a tie? It's a tie.
Okay. When did anyone say
that? I don't remember
that one.
Oh, the points are a tie?
Wait, didn't he... Wait a second. He got three points
twice and two points once.
He got three
and then three more and then he got three
more. So Adam had nine and Sky got two, four and three. then he got three more so Adam had nine
and Scott got two, four
and three
you only got one on the last one
what do you mean
you only got one on the last one
he got the
one
so that's still
that's still
his total is still ten
no
seven
yeah but
it's a tie
let's do a tiebreaker
thanks a lot
oh yeah it's 7 to 7
Zach just starts rubbing his face
yeah
that was exciting
thank you for bringing that up
that could have been
you would not have heard the end of it
just like us listening to this
I would lose
I would lose sleep over it.
So it's just between Scott and Adam.
So Zach, do what you're doing right now.
Thinking about my drive home.
Just hanging back.
Hanging back, thinking about
what are you going to listen to on the ride home?
What do you have on tape?
My sizzle reel. I tape? My sizzle reel.
I have an audio sizzle reel that I listen to when I drive and jog.
All right, so I'm just going to say the name of an actor or actress
and Adam and Scott, you just yell out. Adam, Scott, just yell out Adam Scott just yell out if you know
the answer say it loud and clear whoever says the first wins ready and you're
looking for the number one box-office draw of this particular performer and their name is Seth Rogen.
Lion King.
Adam Scott, you are our winner.
Scott challenged
the results and Adam still stepped
up and proved that he's
the champion. You're not some autistic
guy who can only say Lion King,
are you?
Lion King.
Although in that one, I did mean the 1993 one.
Oh, no.
Lion King 2019.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Maybe the people whose name tags you both picked could divvy up. No, this is obviously Adam's win.
He worked hard for this one.
All right, Dustin.
Yeah, come and get it, Dustin.
Come and get your shit.
There you go.
You get that, and then you get those two items.
Whatever you're going to do with them, they don't fit in the bag.
He's got to walk home with all that.
That's a lot of stuff.
Yeah. Great job, dude.
Adam will give you a ride.
Yeah.
I rode my bike.
Wow. Are you in character for
Big Little Lies Season 3?
That's right.
What else is going on, Adam? Do you have anything to plug?
Not right now.
What about Between Two Ferns, the movie?
Oh, Between Two Ferns.
September 20th on Netflix.
September 20th on Netflix.
It's not a joke.
It's fantastic.
Yeah.
Adam's seen it.
Yes.
It's great.
Hilarious.
Switch it on and watch it.
Zach, tell us about your
Che Guevara movie that's coming out.
It's also a Netflix thing.
You're taking over where Vinny Chase left off, right?
I don't get that.
No, that was Pablo Escobar. That was Medellin. Oh, Medellin, yeah. All right. off right but same thing right same plug yeah your movie final movie that's the
last movie you're ever gonna be that's gonna be Scott's fault I'm also opening for the Barenaked Ladies on tour.
They don't know that yet.
I'm going to ask them.
I'm going to ask them if I can do it.
Surprise drop-in guest
on the Barenaked Ladies shows.
How long has that been in the works?
It's been...
It's been...
Damn it.
Bill, it's been...
And Scott Aukerman, of between two ferns the movie as much as you can write it right yeah there's some ad-libbing it's actually an all
inbroad movie so yeah but yeah watch it Lauren Lapkus is in it. It's her and Zach starring in it.
And Ryan Gall and Giovanni
Linneo. And yeah.
And I'm on tour.
Check my Twitter for tour dates.
Comedy bang bang shows.
Comedy bang bang shows, yeah.
Some new West Coast dates just announced
with Andy Daly and Paul F. Tompkins and Lauren Lapkus.
And I wrote something in Marvel Comics
1001, which is out in a couple of weeks.
Very nice.
Well, thank you guys for coming out.
Appreciate you being here.
And one more time for all my guests,
Scott Aukerman, Zach Galifianakis, and Adam Scott.
I... uh,
oh, there's gonna be a Douglas Movies pop-up in Austin, Texas
on Friday, September 20th at 2 o'clock
at the Highball at the
Alamo Drafthouse Lamar
location, so
you know, just check my Twitter and stuff for
more info about that.
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