Doughboys - Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks with Don't Stop or We'll Die (LIVE)

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

Michael Cassady and Paul Rust of Don't Stop or We'll Die get silly with the 'boys, talking Halloween decorations and treats before continuing Shockdoughbooerdeath with a review of Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks. Recorded live at The Belasco in Los Angeles on October 8th, 2023.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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me introduce my co-host, several cows worth of leather face, the Spoon Wolf Man Mike Mitchell. Good evening. Wow. And... HOOOOOO! Oh! Los Angeles. I can't see anything. Yeah, we're wearing druid cloaks for those of you listening to this later in the audio

feed, and our vision is a little occluded. Yeah, I can't see, but it's fine. It's fine. Little Alfred Hitchcock presents that you were walking out to. That was nice. Thank you. Very spooky, very appropriate. Yeah, I thought so.

I like it. I wish we could have gotten an outlet. Like Alfred Hitchcock. Sorry, keep going. You say Alfred Hitchcock? Yeah. I can't even see you making fun of me as sucks. Mitch that roast that I read, there was an alt that we vacillated between, so I'm going

to read that one too because it's also very seasonally appropriate. This was a heavy kev. The roast was my co-host, a man who licks his lips during the pea soup scene of the exorcist. All right, that's just nasty. Yeah, Emma said it was too nasty, so we're going to be one. So the new exorcist last night. What'd you think? Uh, oh boy.

Why would you ask me that? Mitch, the literal devil sitting in the second row is not going to be happy to hear that. What the hell is that, guys? There's someone in a terrible cosplay. Maybe that. Mitch, the literal devil sitting in the second row is not gonna be happy to hear that. What the, who the hell is that guy? There's someone in a terrible cosplay. He's got a 86 that fucking guy right now. Get him outta here. Making a lot of very threatening gestures.

And next do I believe a very patient plus one? Oh no, okay, oh you're here alone Oh, wow, oh, huh, weird. That was like a kiss cam scenario. That lady's like, please don't fucking associate me with this guy. Mitch, this is Shocked O'Board Death 2023, a scarifying month of fights and bites live. How about that? Wow, wow, we're doing it. And, you know, I'm going to be like, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 41. Wow. It's a good age. It's gushed appropriate for the theme on it feels, you know, death like for me at least.

You're fine. You get plenty of years left. You wish. I wish. Yeah, I mean, you don't wish, but who do you wish? Who would you replace on the pod with me? Who would be who would come in don't suggest alt that's a good suggestion but don't suggest alt hose for bitches death because that's pretty grim and it was in the chamber shut the fuck up he knew we want a carl instead of me no Mitch everyone loves ya happy birthday buddy thank bud. Many happy returns. Wow. We're discussing one of the scariest words. Boo. We weren't stretching it all.

No. I don't think this is a tenuous connection to the month at all, just the name of it is Boo's. I don't think so. I don't think this is paper then. Oh, not at all. No. This is reasonable.

The last restaurant we have to pick. We're sure we have it nailed down, right? It's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine. I think this will actually, for people listening to this later, people who aren't in the theater here, in the theater, just to timestamp this a little bit, we've released the first episode of Shock Dobour Death, but I believe this will be the last one

in the feed chronologically. So, this will be the last one in the feed chronologically. So this will be the finale. They didn't know how to respond to that news. I don't think you had to tell them. I'm orienting the people who are listening to this later. Okay. And maybe they'll confused. It's like, we haven't picked a restaurant yet.

It's like, what about I already listened to that. All right. All right. Well shut up. Just keep going. Keep going with the show. Well, Mitch, it's not, it's not solely my responsibility. Keep going with the show. Well, it's not solely my responsibility to keep going with the show because you actually have a bit of business of your own. I have a spooky drop, Wags.

Wow. Hit him with the drop. Man, just scared to the bone. It's just scared to the bone The snake will murder him Spoon like don't fear the wiger He's saddened like a normal man Good as a flavor Come on, matchy

Fear the wiger He's a normal man And a doe in sicker. He enjoys the French fries. He's got a pig. He's your robot friend. I got a fever. And the only prescription is long. Well, cry too.

Man, I wish I could have heard one lyric to that song. We're... That's what I was like. Was it just not coming through in the monitor? Was like a vocal track. We're... That's what I was like, was it just not coming through in the monitor, was like a vocal track that I was hearing in the final? No, what the hell was that? It was a track.

It was a classic no. It was just the karaoke backing track for Don't Fear the Reaper. We all just listen to that for 30 seconds in silence. Just listen to that for like 30 seconds in silence. I don't make you, I don't fucker we do. I don't make the drops, I can't see shit. I gotta put the fucking email under my cloak. Here are the lyrics. Mitch is scared to the bone.

Fear's nickel murder him. Spoon man don't fear the wiger. Oh, that's fun. I like a normal man. Vanilla is a flavor. Oh, that's fun. Come on, Mitch. He don't fear the wiger.

He's a normal man and a heat seeker. He enjoys the French fries. He's not a peaker. He's your robot friend. That's fun. So that's pretty good lyricism. We just couldn't hear it in the mix. I made another parody song about doughboys.

And this one is ve- And this one is very scary happy Halloween Ben Ben, welcome those fucking audio levels you Yeah, that was an issue Make sure you haven't muted a channel when you export Very easy editor mistake to make is that was was that audible Emma in the regular version? It was okay. So we just couldn't hear it out here. Well as you're watching all the Freddie movies, that's so are you. I know. We're both going we're both got Freddie fever. It's the season.

It is the season. Which one are you on now? I just finished five dream child. Wow. A lot of fun. You should I think we should get a petition going, you should be the next Kruger. Well, like, IRL? Yeah. Haunt the dreams of children. You've already done all the other stuff. We just got a kill you in Bernie alive or whatever. I've already got all the other stuff.

Fritties many crimes, you mean. Yeah. We just got burn you alive and you gonna hop the dreams of children. It'll be perfect. Wags, I'm nervous. Oh, nobody. Don't turn me into a specter by burning me alive.

He's fucking hard. He's on fire and he got hard. This is so disorienting. Please, we gotta bring out our guests so we can... I can't see with the cloak. Uh, hey, all ready for our guests? I'm so sorry. It's Shock Dobu or Death.

I said that wrong. You're all ready for our ghosts? Very spooky. Uh, let's introduce them. Give it up for Don't Stopper, we'll die. AKA Michael Cassidy and Paul Russ. -♪ Little, little, little, my precious, my precious of the future, they're all little, my precious, my precious, when the past,

little, little, my precious, my precious of the future. Little, little, my precious of the future. Wow, wow. My precious of the past. My precious of the past. My precious of the past. My precious of the past. My precious of the past.

My precious of the past. How you doing, guys? Thanks so much for being here. We're good. We're great. Everyone to hear in the theater can see this, but for people listening later, you're both in, I would say, a perfect and matching Dave Thomas cosplay. That's right. We're Dave Thomas. Two Dave Thomas's. What's better than one Dave Thomas? Two, I guess. Two. Simple math.

Hello Los Angeles, we're two Dave Thomas's. Hi everybody! Mitch, Nick, thank you so much for having us here at the show. Thank you for being a part of it. Two of our favorite guests, and I know two people who are of our fans of the spooky season. Yeah. Which we'll get into, but you know. Oh, I like it.

That's not a werewolf thing. It's a Dave Thomas. Oh, God. You remember from the drive-through commercials. I can't see your face. It's terrifying. I know, I know. You can see Wigger's whole right eye,

and you're all in there, Mitch I think maybe the Druid cloaks are an issue Mitch. Should we just ditch them for now? Yes, fuck you. I'm gonna look at it. We're gonna lose the Druid cloaks. I think you should Mine off it's our babies. Our babies are here. Mitch and I are both the Wendy's girl for people listening like Mitch I think we should come down stage real quick and hold hands like in the shining All right, here we go there we go there's an image Come play with us come play with us

Play with us. Come play with us. Come play with us. Do we have more lines? Come play with us. All right, we get it. Here's the sad thing. Here's the sad thing. I didn't have to stuff and I didn't have to tuck.

That's the other line. Where's the beef indeed? Let's talk a little bit because we got a lot of food to talk about. But I want to talk about Halloween generally and I'm curious do you as as we're in October the spookiest of months do you have any particular Fandoms like do you like the movies do you like like the experience of going to like a haunted house or like a Halloween horror night? Like what is your favorite part of this time of year? Halloween horror nights, like what is your favorite part of this time of year?

I guess I do mainly like 18th century horror literature. Oh got it. What's like your favorite passage off the top of your head like of something that you read recently? His fangs grew and grew but then grew more. Graham Stoker, page 236. Dracula. Wow, positively chilling. That's the thing. Only the fangs on page 236. Yeah, the rest is about his bun heads.

Yeah, you guys kind of have Gary old. You guys, I was just gonna, I was, yeah, you guys have little Gary oldman windy heads. Yeah, you guys kind of have Gary Omen. You guys, I was just kind of, I was, yeah. You guys have little Gary Omen windy heads. Oh yeah, give me some more of the nice bun head. Oh, man. Oh boy. Have you guys noticed Midget Kits so Randy after 7 p.m. Ha ha.

I, look, I came out here... basically a bag over my head. Oh, geez. And I was so afraid to show that we were dressed as Wendy's, even though I... Who cares? It was good. It was worth it. Oh, is that why you had it so far down? Yeah, and it was so afraid that they'd see who I was.

Yeah. And because of that, it's in your beard still. It's in my beard and in my mouth. It's horrible. I mean, it looks great in your beard. Just a little tensile beard. Everybody wants a little highlight in your beard. Little red windie in there.

When we were backstage, Mike and I had a, we really delighted in that. When you guys brought up like, hey, did you, were you able to hear that? The loudest the audience got all night was screaming. No! Oh! It's the most revved up they got.

Thank you. Thank you, Joe Boyd, listen to that. And they were thrilled to have not heard it for some reason. Like, one of you dressed up as the devil, just the one guy. Oh, this is the devil guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That, yeah. Yeah.

That's it. Well, the devil will be surprising when he appears. He will not be what you expect. That's pro. I got it, we've had, I like that devil guy. Yeah. Yeah. This is bloody.

Pazuzu 3000. Is that what they call the extra system the new movie, Pazuzu 3000? Yeah, this is Pazuzu 3000. Nick that what they call the extra system the new movie? Pazuzu three thousand. Pazuzu three thousand. Nick, what about you? What's one of your favorite things of the world? You're turning the question back on me? Oh, certainly. I'm unprepared. You know, I'm not as much of a Halloween fan as some other. I think the, I think I'm maybe the least Halloweeny on the day is, but I will say that I do like, you know, at the all-in-time enjoying horror movie right now,

I like candy, you know what, candy's fun. And when I was a kid, I really like the, I really specifically love to like just like getting a bunch of treats, so like having an excuse to pick out. It's like a food-based holiday. Yeah, candy, for sure. When you say I'm enjoying a horror movie right now, you mean like you're in the, you paused it and came here?

Yeah, this show, it's both. I paused Hellraiser 3 backstage and then I came out here, and now I'm the midst of the horror of flop sweat. And this is the worst, yeah, this is way worse. Well, I love pumpkins, I love pumpkin. Oh, pumpkins are a black. And I love candy, too, for sure. But candy is like, you can kind of talk your way into candy

in any season. You can kind of justify it a million ways. But pumpkins, that's tough. Non-Autober pumpkin stuff. That's tough. So, yeah, it'd be an insanity. If you showed up on Independence Day, hold on a big pumpkin.

At a barbecue. You'd get a bottle rocket up your peto Do you would? Guys got it we met you would get it up your but you know you did what happened Yeah, I think I want once October is over There's no more use for pumpkins, right? It's Tom. Pumpkin pie. Wow. I'll give you, forget about pumpkin pie, my guy. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Don't say you're the least Halloweeny on the day is. I think I might be. It might be. It might be. I think I might be. What do you like about the spooky season? Is it pumpkins?

No, I mean, I do also like the excuse to watch kind of a spooky movie, and it's a little bit pulled outside. Yeah. And I like it when it's not hot as hell like it was today. Well, that's why the devil's there. Yeah. Oh, that's why the fissures in the concrete came apart from the heat. Satan came up to the Velasco. We should have known. I said to Mookie backstage that I look like a BuzzFeed list of like, if the fast food masc next to a really pimply noise.

Like, I really acne out pizza noise. How do you get, okay. So, is that an answer to your question? Cause I do like, I think it's a great answer. I think it's a spider web. Is it my two late spider webs? Spider webs are great. Yeah, we just put up a big spider web on the front of the house.

You know, one of those ones is like, all the way to the ground. That's cool. Everybody's walking by and shit in their pants. It's the best Yeah, Mike Mike remind me to come over November 2nd I have that as as an annual ding in my calendar. So this is the decoration back It's true. I hate decorations. This is the worst time of year for me You got to feel for spiders that they got so roped into Halloween's same same with black cats. There's just some animals you feel bad for Probably like they're probably thank you wolves wolves. They're probably you know this month

They're probably like everyone's giving us so much attention Yeah, what about Dracula's? Why'd they get dragged in this? Yeah. Leave him alone. Frankenstein? He's not hurting anybody. Mommies.

You love Mommies. I do love Mommies. My man, Nick, in a writer's room, once a week we'll get maybe five pitches about mumbies. Oh, I'm kidding. Pitched in written a lot of unproduced mummy sketches. Sketches. Well, somebody's picking up that mummy series someday,

and you're gonna be... Oh, my God, yeah, you're in there. Take it into the bank, baby. Yeah, I wanna see a Brendan Frazier reboot of the mummy, but him is that Oscar-Lary role. In that Oscar role that we will not name. Oh, the whale, that's what it's called. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that.

I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm not sure if I can do that. fun is that you see him jacking off. You see like that, like you see he's like jacking off and then someone comes in and he's like,

oh my, so sorry, he's like, well I'm just jacking off and he's like, and then he's like, just jacking off. Like he says in the movie, he's like, oh I'm just jacking off here. It's kind of like the Simpsons couch gag. Exactly, because it's the couch gag. But it's like there's an audience component of like, what's he jacking off to this week? And then at the end, it gets revealed.

It's like, pregnant Sonic. And if you guessed right, you win a prize. That's good. Yeah. That's fun. They should end like, this is couch gag. It should show the screen and it's wails. And then there's an actual whale jacking off on the couch. Oh, that's fun. They should, in like the Simpson's couch gag, they should show the screen that's Wales, and then there's an actual whale jacking off on the couch.

Oh, that's fun. He changes sometimes. Yeah, wait, what? Oh, I, okay. I'm back. Yeah, it was a bummer when the whale TV show went into syndication, because a lot of times they just take out the jack off part.

Well, yeah, because they're trying to fit in more commercials. So they had like the, you know, that's like the whole thing. I mean, I will. I kind of, I kind of like to when it's like, when it go over to the sidebar and go like, jack-off really, really fast. Well, like the credits really for the day. Yeah. I did actually like that.

The syndication part. My big thing is because you know, the whale is, is famously a four by three aspect ratio. And most televisions, I mean, all, you mean, HDTV is so prevalent that all these are 16 by nine, so they end up cropping it. And so like a lot of the best gags, like when he's jacking off, like you just see like his shoulder moving, because his hand has been cropped out of the frame. Like what's he doing? Is he making popcorn on the stove?

Yeah. I don't know. And then most of the time he is. Most of the time he is. Most of the time he is. That's the other thing that's confusing. Every October when the whale does the lighthouse of horror episode, it's really good. I love the lighthouse of horror episode to the whale. Because that's what he runs into and dies.

The lighthouse. Well, he's got like, each one is like kind of like, you know, he did one that was the Edgar Allan Poe mask of the Red Death, except the whale was in it. Yeah. And... That's what he's checking off to. He's just jacking off. They're all just him jacking off to a different Edgar Allan Poe story.

It's kind of a lazy anthology series, but it's good. It reminds me of a American lit too in high school. It's the biggest response you're gonna give us is no. No! Then we're gonna start talking about the whale jacking off. It's your balls. It's your balls. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Oh no. We thought we shook you loose once and for all. It's Count Stern you are. Yeah, we got Stern Drackey as maiden appearance. If you've seen our live shows in the past, we have had with Don't Stop, we have had to Stern Daddy as a presence. This is a D dragified version.

And you know what? Of Stern daddy. I'm kinda in this Stern daddy now. I like the way he does. The cape does something. Yeah, it does. And a Stern daddy. He's looking good.

Oh yeah. I don't like him. He scares me. I'm not looking at that shit. Here's a pathetic thing. Why is that you don't even know? I side texted Amelia like 45 minutes before the show, and I was like, can we make the stern daddy Dracula pale?

And she was like, no. Wait, like, just pale his face out? Yeah, to make him more Dracula-like. He seems like the Dracula virus. I don't know what you want to call it. The Dracula virus? Yeah, I think it's the Dracula virus. Is it a virus?

It depends on the source. I mean, like if in that, in the, the Park Chanook movie, a thirst, right? It's like, it is like kind of a medical explanation. Yeah. It's like some sort of virus or something. But I don't think that's always the case. Sometimes it's a little bit just supernatural, you know?

Oh, if the Dracula virus hit the US, imagine how we'd handle it. After the last four years. Well, we'd get so entrenched in partisan politics. That's right. People would be walking outside, burning up in the sun, and being like, there's no Dracula virus. There's like, you're burning up in the sun, and being like, there's no Dracula virus.

There's like, you're burning up in the sun. Yeah, I'm just checking myself out in the mirror. It doesn't burn my face off. Right. I'm gonna have some pasta primavera with extra garlic. Oh, I can enjoy this still. Meanwhile, they're turning into a fucking skeleton. No problem.

I'm just gonna put this steak into my heart. It's just like, oh, it's not gonna hurt me. It's gonna hurt me. Yeah. Let me tell you, I still like garlic. No! Who's that? Who is that?

Who's that? It's me, the former president Donald Trump. Oh, yeah. He's, oh. He's windy's a Trump. Oh, he's a Trump. Oh, he's a Trump. Oh, he's a Wendy not you. He's still like garlic. Is that what you said? I still like garlic on my big Mac, the socks. I still like garlic on my big Mac, the socks. I still like garlic on my big Mac, the socks.

I still like garlic on my big Mac, the socks. I still like garlic on my big Mac, the socks. I still like garlic on my big Mac, the socks. The socks. Yeah, you could use that wig for a Trump impression, but I think it's a little, not red enough. Oh, I go there. I go there. I go there. I go there. I use that wig for a Trump impression, but I think it's a little not red enough. Oh!

I go there, I go there. Oh my gosh, Paul, we're on the record right now. Oh. Did the tickets warn you that we go there? Yeah. You don't care what Trump hears. You're... Redder than red hair, monster.

Whoa! Easy, easy. Whoa, whoa, easy. What, what, what? He has the reddest of hairs. I know, I know. What's your favorite house, kid? The Dracula. Oh, they're good.

Now go on, go on, do it, do it. No. Do it. It came from a Transylvanian wet market, the dread, oh god. More, more. I liked it. More, more, more, more. I liked it. More, more, more, more, more. I can't even think of another line to say.

Uh, uh, you know, Dracula sometimes is, I want to suck your blood. Right. Yeah, oh, uh, I want to, you fired. Yeah. That was a bad, perfect pick. Yeah. That was the bad. Perfect. I really good.

The CDC says you got to wear a cape. I don't wear a cape. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Each year, how about James Austin Johnson? I, here's a question for the panel. What's your favorite Halloween candy? Paul will start with you. Ooh.

Well, it's an interesting question, because I'm not just going to say what my favorite candy is, because I think what's fun about a Halloween candy is you're like, nah, I'm not coming in. I didn't go into a gas station and buy this and commit to it. This is a given to me. So maybe it's fun to explore, you know?

What's in here? Bones, Wendy's bones. You both have Wendy's bags on track. We have Wendy's bones in two. She's so much smaller than I thought. It's a condition of the will. Dave Thomas has to walk around with Wendy's bones, too. Paper bags.

Oh, yeah. She died before him. He's sad. Mysteriously. So yeah, what's his particular, the single Reese's peanut butter cup. Great answer. Yes.

Thank you guys. Thank you. Dracula, I once saw a documentary once about how Dracula ate a Reese's. It was very, I opened it. Oh how Dracula ate a recess. It was very eye-opening. Oh, it's a document. I saw, it was like 20 seconds long. It was a short document.

22 seconds? I saw this and it's like, it's kind of like a series, right? A docu-series. Yeah, and there's some voiceover. They don't like to do a on-camera interview of them, but he does say that he likes to eat the peanut butter first. And you see in that peanut butter cup, there's two holes, right.

And that was such a, like, I killed them all, of course, moment, like catching that. Yeah. That they caught him saying that they finally caught, Dracula. Oh, Dave. Say, he likes to eat the peanut butter first. That, it won best documentary of the Oscars, right? I don't know what you're gonna say. It did, like say eat the pizza butter first. That was it.

It won best documentary of the Oscars, right? I don't know what you're up to. It did, yeah, I won, yeah. I think it did, yeah. I think a couple of years in a row. Oh, yeah, and then you look at all the people who voted for it for it to win. And they all got chocolate around their lips.

Oh, big surprise one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The Academy's always been owned by big chocolate. Right. Don't get excited by big chocolate. It's a bad thing.

That's how all these Hollywood movie stars they win their awards. Right. They hand out chocolates to everybody who's voted for them. Every October 31st, here's your chocolate, Mr. Weinstein. Here's your chocolate, Mr. Bezos. Oh look, here comes Daniel DeLewis.

Nope, Mr. Twix. Because he has out Twix to get those gold yaskers. I heard that moonlight slip some chocolate at the Oscars right before they read the winner. Oh, God, sorry. We were at doing good. We weren't doing that. Oh, no.

No, I would say that's a really good one. And I would say just in general, Reese's does a great job of being a seasonal candy. They really do. Easter. They really do. Oh, Wayne. This was.

That's just in Christmas. Those three, I guess, kind of it right, but yeah Do they have any other form back there's hate's Reese's of course say what hey Reese's Christmas Well, I won't say then Reese's because I think like around Easter time around Halloween time they get the Reese's in the right Proportions planning like the little the little eggs in the Easter time. But, so I won't see Reese's, but, and this isn't even a Halloween answer,

but I'm just gonna say, fun-sized Snickers, because it is a home run every year. That's a great answer. I feel like you're most likely to see those around Halloween. That's a fun-sized answer. I'm sorry, that's a basic answer, but no, it just, it hits every time.

You got to point it, you go, woo! So, that's a, and the Satan likes, fun-sized Snickers? All right. What do you think Christmas is like? It hits every time. You got a point that you go, woo! So that's a... And the Nathan likes fun-sized Snickers? All right. What do you think Christmas is like? Then you would have liked to have a sad and some multiplexes, Mike. There was a lot of Snickers going on with the audiences that saw fun-size.

Ha-ha-ha! Ha! They left, they left. Oh, they did it, Snickers? No, they did. During fun-size? They did. I thought they did. I was there. I heard some it, Snickers? No, they did. They were during fun size? They did. I thought they did.

I was there. I heard some laughs and Snickers. Jesus Christ. You're not wrong. What the hell? No, you're not wrong. They're turning on us, man. Wait, oh.

What do you think Christmas is like in hell is what I want to say? Ha-ha. Oh. Um. Oh! Stern Dracula appeared. He didn't like it! Well, I don't think that that's him saying he doesn't like it, by the way. I think that he looks at us when he's proud of us.

Oh, that's a fun framing. What's Christmas in hell with my in-laws? LAUGHTER That's really good. Yeah. I mean, the reads are made of bones, Mitch. What do you want? That's what I want! Okay, I guess this is just nightmare before Christmas, basically. Roasting human hearts of an open fire.

That's fun! I like that they celebrate it. I didn't know if they'd just be like, we don't talk about it or something, you know? Well I think it would be like the anti thing if it's like a Christ thing, it'd be like a, we hate Christmas! Yeah, yeah. Instead of Aegnog, they drink another yellow beverage, Pisnog. Pizznog makes a kiss. Another yellow beverage. Pisnog folks. Is Aegnog. Pistnog makes a piss. Another yellow, bad friend.

Pistnog folks. Is it like not yellow? There was no Pistnog tape. It was only night. I'm extremely fervent. There's no Pistnog tape. Sorry, I think the rate, like the frequency on the Mic's got cut out there, I'm saying we picked up a press conference or something. I have red hair in my eye.

I have red hair in my eye. I have red hair in my eye. Yeah, you do, it's all over your face. It's hurts. Well, that's Christmas and Hell for you, Wendy. You know what I mean? Mitch, what about you? What's your favorite Halloween candy? I also like the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup singular

and I even like the Deep Cup. You know that Deep Cup. Oh, the Deep Cup, that's the Deep Cup. Do you guys know what I'm feeling right now? Like when you're like 14 or 15 and you're hanging out with your group of friends and you took a risk saying peanut butter cup and then everybody in the group goes, yeah, peanut butter cups kind of rule.

And I'm like, yeah, they do. They certainly do, don't they boys? Remember that time that we all like Paul said peanut butter cups, so we all said it just to kind of like go along with it, but he was so stoked and like, we had to just like keep riding that out and like the whole weekend was ruined. This is a joke! Oh, like, okay, so, sorry, Mitch, you were saying,

you wanted to say no, we all love braces, it's genuine. That was almost my carry moment. Yeah. Yeah, pouring like molten Reese's on to the audience. On to the audience? On to you on stage oh No, like carry style the carry style and then he would kill the audience I guess we won't kill you folks That's our time honored guaranteed

It's like a like a 50 50 applause booze you come in here hoping to be murdered Do you come here hoping to be murdered? Oh, sorry, but the opening act ain't Jack Kavorkian, babe. Oh, man. He wasn't. I know it was announced initially that Jack Kavorkian was going to be the opening act. He canceled, yeah. He plays a saw. Yeah, he has a residency at the Blasco, I think every night. He's kind of like your most night. He has a residency

here. V night. Like Jack of working here is kind of like what John Bryan was still like Largo. Yeah, he like lives in a little apartment upstairs. And he writes, he wrote an album here that's unreleased. So hopefully we get that. Kavorki an album. As long as we're talking the stories behind the scenes, behind the stage, have you guys seen the new hour by Jack in the blocks? I wasn't going to bring this up because I thought last time we got a little heat going deep in the weeds here, but it is so tight. It's so tight. It's really good. It's as tight as you saw. I saw the new hour by Jack in the box. Yeah. And we're going to lose everybody, but it is so tight. It's so tight. It's really good. It's the tightest hour. I saw the new hour by Jack in the box.

And we're going to lose everybody, but let's dissect it. It's moment by moment. It seems like they maybe don't even remember it. It's probably better. Oh, or you don't know. Yeah, Jack in the box is like this huge, you know I'm from as the spokesperson for Jack.

Yeah, he's in the commercial. You know, for the commercial. Now he's famous because he's in commercials. Yeah, but he was just a comic book. He was just a comic book, like a lot of people. And that was just like a gig for him to like, he's trying to get back to the commercials. Yeah, he's getting back in, you know, good for him.

No, and I liked about the Jack in the box special. He addressed the slap. He started with a slap, yeah. Yeah. Right, and it's cool that he like saved it. You know, he didn't just waste it in a tweet. He saved his slap material. I remember what was it?

It was like, if I had been there, I would have eaten a burger. It was really weird. It wasn't like, yeah. It was weird, but you like, I were all, we were all thinking about that the rest of that we're talking about it. We're still talking about it. Okay, so Jack. I can tell you Nick, what about you favorite Halloween candy? Great question, but I do

want to return to Jack boxes stand-up special. But would you give it on Letterbox? I don't rate new releases, because I know people who work on the special, just behind the curtain. I know people. We all know people. We all know people who work on the Jackbox special. I looked at your Letterbox and you only reviewed two movies, Lolita and Taxi Driver. Right.

Five stars for each, and that was it. Five stars, but you know, those have been out for a while, and I don't know anyone. Five stars for just the themes, not the performances of them. Yeah, I haven't done that. That was a weird note that you put in it. No, yeah, I've just, I like it just sort of the themes.

Yeah, the idea. And, but there was one completely good idea. Two old. Right. Oh, yeah. two old right he's proud He's not affected by the dracology he seems very much unaffected by it just because what way did he make him pale for you? for you. He seems really like. How do you think should the guy be pale or what? He should be a

little bit pale. Amelia, this is gonna be your chick. What if he just fed? That's a good fucking point. What if he just fed on I think he's fed. Oh, can I say he faced human being? Can I say I said this to my wife, my lovely wife Leslie, and she said, hey, you should tweet that.

And I said, no, no, no, it's too blue. It's too off-color to tweet. But could I do it here? Yeah, please. OK. So there's a reminder. You know the turns if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

If it's red, Dracula will be fed. That's good. He's back. Yeah. And now he looks hungry in that one. Is this a good dunk his head in the toilet? What was too blue about that? Is it just because I had pee and poop?

Like, why was that too explicit to tweed? Oh, yeah, that's it. It's the pee and poop. I think that's it. Everyone relax, don't. But I could see like a desperate, less-stop, like going to the toilet and drinking a- Oh, you's start going to the toilet. Right. And drinking a, oh, you're telling me. Let's start it.

Yeah, you're thinking about drinking it from the toilet. Like the rat eating kind of vampire. You made me drink toilet blood and he's like, fucking losing it because he's eating rats. And he's like getting sick, right? Yeah, it gets me- I mean, it sounds like a great novel. It does sound like a good novel. I love that Tom Cruise would get the script

for interview with the vampire. And he's like, where is the seed where I drink blood on a toilet? That's why I agree to this movie. Every actor dreams of doing that again. Just me look hot, look hot, look hot, drink blood. Where's the toilet? And then instead of transforming to a bat,

he transforms into a plunger. That's right. What? He would. If he drank blood out of the toilet, he transformed into a plunger. He would. Moving on. Moving on.

We're talking about a cheese steak restaurant today. What? Any Philly folks in the house? We have Philly delphians. There are. There were are. What could be people? Well, don't cheer for no. No!

What about the old slang term, Philly? Are there any Philly's out there? Like a horse? Yeah. there any Philly's out there? Like a horse? Yeah. West Coast Philly's. Is there a horse in the audience? There's a horse who came to the show. I guess a five-year-old. Put it out, sir.

And then yeah, baby God, no horses here. Oh, mister. We see you. Next time, don't wear a saddle. It's a pretty good juice for me, please. Orses love carrot juice. We were talking about how bad TV was when I was a kid. I'd watch Mr. Ed.

Yeah. Did you do? Yeah, I watched a Mr. Ed. I watched Mr. Ed. Yeah, and Nick at night the whole package. I was in for the whole thing. Yep. Just a poor horse the green

Nakers clip of him chewing bubble gum or whatever the fuck they put in his mouth. I think it was PB. I Like everybody open up with me He uh Mr. Ed was like, I like to eat the peanut butter. Our fars. Well, you know, there was that other There was that other short Oscar-winning documentary that was like, how Mr. Ed eats a Reese's. All right. And it just had like a bunch of like, kind of horse tooth marks.

Yeah. That wasn't misstep in the, in that the show because they would like, they would use, peanut butter to make it like make the mouth move. But then they would accidentally use a microphone and record what the horse was actually saying. Right, so it'd be like, oh, there's peanut butter on my gums right now.

And there was always someone who raised the audio start over it. Right, because they were like, hey, you got a talking horse, maybe like that should be the show. They were like, no, that's not the show. They got a deal with Jeff. We're doing the peanut butter.

It's got to be peanut butter in the mouth and then we'll overdub the horse later. They didn't know what they had. It's cheaper to produce. They didn't know what they had. I'm gonna say this about horses. The finest teeth of any animals. You think so?

They got like, they got big chompaculas back. That's too silly. I've learned to check your teeth. What about beaver teeth? Beavers have great teeth. Yeah, but I mean horse, they look like big human teeth. Getting bit by a horse seems like it would hurt. What about a fucking mosquito?

Why is that make sense? Good. What? It's a grim answer, but like mosquitoes have pretty powerful, pretty potent teeth. Kind of the Dracula's of the insect war. That is true. And if a mosquito could kill you. Like with the Westman? Yeah, for sure. And it probably wasn't anything you hear this when you came to show tonight.

And it's a shame that we're about to release tens of thousands of mosquitoes into the theater. Because Satan insisted, thousands of mosquitoes into the theater. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is true. They could bite us, but they have like a numbing venom. But they don't need it. They're just being a jerk. Oh. No, we all know about the numbing venom. And if you're gonna bite me with that numbing venom. I believe you. You're sick.

Okay, let's not get into the mosquitoes. That's great. The mosquitoes are scary. They are scary. They're scary. The most amazing teeth of any animal we say. Right. Mm-hmm. I mean, I guess so, yeah. I mean, people have pretty special teeth.

I'd say that much. I see a lot of great smiles out there tonight. So I think you know what animal is the best looking teeth. I think it's everyone in this theater. I think it's people. Nick, I'm not trying that to. I'm trying that to. But right now, I'm seeing some of the best smiles I've ever seen. Fantastic smiles. You got some good smiles tonight, folks. A house of Cheshire cats. You trouble makers out there. Now one of our guests, this guy just waved to us.

Hi. Hi. Yeah, hi. We see you up there guys. That's what I do like when I go to an aero smith concert I just wave at Stephen Tyler. Stephen Wow check it out. It's me. It's trying to do a Stephen Tyler. No, let's do it. Do it. Wow, pals on the high ends. I can't do it. I was good. It was very good. God bless that Stephen Tyler. I met him once and I've told this story on the podcast, but I'll say it again, which is that he was just talking, just, he's just like a guy who just keeps rambling and rambling, just kind of monologues about his life and he reached a point where he was like, oh, we got that song, Love in an Elevator.

Like he's talking about the rock and roller coaster and how integral he was like the process, how much he was involved with it. He's like, a song, a love and an elevator. He's talking about the rock and roller coaster and how integral he was, like, the process, how much he was involved with it. And he's like, and he's like, he's like, yeah. He was like that song, a love and an elevator. I wanted that to play what was going down. Like, living it up, what would go in down? Like, we were going down the slope.

Like, when the car was accelerating down, and then he goes, that song's about eating pussy, you know. And we're like, that's truth. I'm telling a story. I'm telling a story, I'm telling an anecdote. Stern Dad's wife is an unlucky woman, okay. That is not silly at all. And my right ladies!

No, we're not doing that. That's not the kind of podcast we're doing. I'm a king and I refuse to ride the rock and roller coaster. Anyway, that was one of those things you said that. It's like, yeah, we know. Like, it's like, yeah, fucking, it's so obvious what you're talking about. Yeah. But just like in his monologue every time that song comes up

that detail needs to come out. Yes, yes, yes. The dispenser comes out. Yeah. I think I probably heard that story, I mean like 10 years ago, and I still remember one word that you used to describe him, adult.

Yeah, generally, adult, I would not say is a, you know, negative thing, but I think just as a descriptor. Yeah. But I just thought it was a really good, great choice of words. Hey, it's a good word. Thank you. Mr. Dictionary, I don't know if it's Nick Wiger

or Nick Webster's Dictionary. Paul, I mean it. He's- He's embarrassing me. I'm not sure, I don't know. I, it might be Nick Wiger's Dictionary. I mean it. He's embarrassing me. I'm not sure. I don't know. It might be Nick Wig or Dictionary. Guys, Stephen Tyler, like, I mean, this

would be an unorthodox choice. This is just circling back. Yeah. A long time. You weren't talking about how you weren't wanting to nominate Nick to be the new Freddie, but what if Stephen Tyler was the new Freddie? That's pretty yeah. I'm that. Can you

even like rock and roll or guy? That's kind of. Oh man, can you even recognize that? Like a rock and a roller guy. That's kind of like a real like Johnny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean, but like real. That's scary. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's crazy to think about. To be scary. That works, it's scary.

It's about a pussy. No, but really, I think that's a good idea. Okay, I think that's a good idea. He's a good guy. He's a drag made disagree. What? All right, fine. I can't believe it. I believe we should maybe keep Tyler away

from teenagers. A Boston guy, I know, we're not doing well. Dane Cook, Steven Tyler. We've had a rough stretch for a while. No, is anyone doing anything criminal though? Huh? We don't need to get into that. Let's talk about Bruce Philly cheese dakes. We could if we wanted to. No, is there anything criminal though? Huh? We don't need to get into that.

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They had a cheese steak shop in Cullingswood, New Jersey, and basically his parents were like, Andrew, why can't we get a good cheese steak in LA? So that's what inspired him to open the stores, named for his grandmother. They had a second location in 2013, and they pointedly import roles and deli meets from Philadelphia. The idea is for this to be the authentic experience

for Philly transplants, and for Angelina who want to have the real thing. Now, I had not had booze Philly cheese takes prior to this particular outing for this episode. I'm curious about y'all. Anyone else had booze, Philly Cheese Stakes prior to this particular outing for this episode. I'm curious about y'all. Anyone else had booze in the past? A big shake of the head from my Cassidy. No booze.

I have had booze. You have had booze? Yes. I have, I have B-O-O-Z-E. Am I right, Yalush? Woo! I can smell ya from here. Just joking, not really.

So sorry, go on Foster Brooks. What the hell? You don't remember Foster Brooks from the old Dean Martin roast? And his famous drunk character? You don't remember in the audience does not remember Foster Brooks? I do, I do. I remember, buddy. Where do we lose you, Mr. Ed Foster Brooks?

Ha, ha, ha. Should we start making references that happened after your parents' birth? This penis that we could make sure hard to articulate the dialogue. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I have received booze multiple times including during live shows of doughboys But I got it at my old Palmerston the old Palmerston place where I

He say I own Palmerston is my landlord here Biggest mayor I've seen in an apartment I think. Mr. Miskiewicz. Stop spelling tomorrow like tomorrow. It's C-O-M-O-R-R-O-W. Not M-A-R-R-O-W. But you don't like that Tamerro War? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Congrats on the Tamerro War.

Hey, congrats on that Tamerro War, Mitch. Whose voice is that? He's the bloody landlord. He's the landlord. And came me back my fucking security deposit, was. Drag his ass. So I know you can't get a few of the cum stains out of the floor. I don't want to be.

The floor? This is truly not pandering. What? This is truly not pandering to the audience. Yeah. I don't like landlords. Paul? Paul? He's a landlord, you just fucking know it.

Yeah, he's a count. He owns all kinds of land. A room to live. I think it's funny in Dracula movies when you watch them, everybody's using his name count Dracula, like he's not scary. Oh yeah. It's like, where are you staying this week

and somebody goes, oh, go to the Count Dracula's place. And everybody's like, yep, yep. It's like, you never, you don't know about this dude. Mm-hmm. Get a library card, okay? Find out about the literature's most famous bloodsucker. He was a bloodsucker. That's what they say.

Yeah. Never been to booze. You never been. Never been. Wow, okay, so three of us are neophytes, Mitch has had some experience with booze. I just remember when Dracula dead in love in it, and that was funny.

Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, the best. Can we just roll that right now, maybe that'll wake the audience up, playing in tighty? People are already. People are like best. That's dope, boy, shall I ever want to?

Yeah. The first 40 minutes suck, but then they put on Dracula dead in loving it, laughed it Leslie Nielsen's performance. Ha, ha, ha. So, okay, so Mitch and Rust and I went to the silver lake location with the drop king. Who might be here? He made an appearance. And drop queen.

Drop king and queen accompanied us. Where are you? With a nice little quintet. Lovely people. Drop king is here. Drop queen decided to see Peter Gabriel instead. Oh, right. Oh, nice.

Good choice. Oh, nice. Good choice. I wanna be your sledge hamburger. Hey, it's two shows to go. It's really good. Gotta hit them both. So we went to the sofa like looking. You know, the sledge hammer I wanna see on stage

is being held by Gallagher. Oh, come on! The only sledgehammer I want to see on stage is being held by Gallagher. This mother of a bitch. That broadster in draft. Now you work for us. So we went the five of us met up at the booze and silver. Like this is the original. The sandwiches are served on imported Amaroso rolls. I hope I'm saying that correct.

And I will say that's a real highlight. I really like the bread. I think the bread was like the, you know, one of the, one of the, at the standout things of this place. I love the bread. I did. I love the bread. I'm kidding. Bread is good.

I like the bread. Oh God, I mean, front of the cake. You're fine. I didn't even think that I'd be in the bread. You're fine. Johnny's never gonna have me back on the tonight show. No, Paul, you're welcome anytime. No, Wigar's gonna pull you over again after the musical guest talk. I like the bread too.

It was really good. I liked the bread, but I hated that it was an Amorosa Rolls. She was one of the villains of the Apprentice. I wanted it to be a Barbarossa roll. Oh, that would have been fun. From Mad Max Ferry Road. Yes. Oh, I thought you were saying a Barbosa role

from Fire and Sothe Caribbean. Oh, that's good. That probably would have been better. No, they're both good. What's Amorosa's last name? What was, what did she do? What was Amorosa do? What did she even do?

She's a lawyer? I think she was, wasn't she on a apprentice? Is that what the show was? That's what I referenced. What was her last name? I don't, Managold, something like that. Managold. What was your lesson? Do you guys remember? I don't man a gold something like that.

That sounds made someone just said it in the audience. Is she here? She could be here in college. I saw a guy do a spoof song of the sparato called um a rose. That's really funny. Yeah, it was funny. I was 20 years later.

I'm still cracking up. Well, wait, wait, so you saw that in college. Yeah. Did you see that Jack box closes his new hour with that song? Oh, man, I didn't put that together. Oh, my God. Very funny, Nick. Very funny.

He does. No, he wouldn't. He does. Probably does. I didn't realize that was someone else's bit. Well, it could have been that guy's bit in Jack. He's done it all again, you guys. He just ripped the whole thing off, didn't realize that was someone else's bit. Well, it could have been that guy's bitten jack, but it doesn't say. He's done it all again, you guys. He just ripped the whole thing off, didn't he?

That's so depressing. It's so good. I was like, he's back. I'm fucking, it's so good. It's parallel thinking. That's all it is. I don't know. I don't, I mean, for...

Why do you always stick up for a man? Why do you always stick up for jack? Why do you always stick up? Yeah, why do you always stick up for him? Why do you always stick up for a man? Why do you always stick up for Jack? Why do you always stick up for a man? Why do you always stick up for Patton? Why do you always stand up for Doug? I don't, we're friends, all right? He was one of the greatest generals of all time. Mm-hm.

Yeah, and I'm sorry that we pick on that army general all the time. That's not our preview Stugless McArthur he was also a great general Two generals Two generals that's a shakihon Hills Drees, you know The general is something that's not represented in like fast food or junk food right? Yeah, no, it's not. There's captains and like stuff.

There should be a general. There should be a general. But I think because of the establishment of the Kentucky colonel, by the way, Stolen Valor never served. But the establishment of the Kentucky colonel, yeah, of K Stolen Valor never served. But the establishment of the Kentucky colonel, yeah, of KFC, I think people have been worried about putting and doing another military thing, but absolutely there should be a general sort of fast food thing.

I mean, at this day and age of brand, you know, confidence they would just do like a general pop up restaurant. It would be the general team. What do you think they think? Turkey leg. It would be like the general's turkey leg, the general's a turkey leg? It would be like the general's turkey leg, the general's like turkey sandwich, the general's like turkey soup,

you know, the plain storming hair. The general's a turkey ala king. I think you do like, you do like a study, yeah, a pull among children and see what they're most excited about it. It is always turkey. It's always turkey, yeah. it's always gonna be a turkey mommy the general on the TV show the she have a turkey place we can go eat

yes every time he does every kid says that mommy mommy the general have a wet the one with the toy key Oh Barbara take him to the turkey restaurant. Get out of here. I see. Next. Generals jerk. OK, forget it. No, I was just going to say the general's jerk is a great idea.

Yeah, that's a good idea. OK, so there's no turkey. Two general. Next booze. Next chicken. Next commercial we make, we've got to put two generals in it. I'm doing a shack impression. That's good.

It'll be twice as fun. OK, I'm going to run down all the same. I'm doing a shack impression. That's good. It'll be twice as fun. Okay, I'm gonna run down all the same. I think shack impression is good. I think it was a good shack impression. We gotta talk about Booth's Philly Tuesday. He thinks it's good. We gotta talk about it. If shack held a sub sandwich,

it would look like a regular sandwich. Ha ha. Wikes in minute. Oh, let me get I admit it. I agree. If I should kill on you all, if she can only I'll came in and they cut us off. Paul's Mike is dead. Hold on. I'm gonna give you my mic. Got too close to the truth. You on, I'm gonna give you my mic. Got too close to the truth.

You know, try this one, try this one. When he, when Chiquillo Dio ordered the sub-regate sandwich, he said, can I get this with blue chips? I'm just fucking Mike. Cut his fucking mic. You cannot say that. It's not cool. Thank you. Emma brought out a fresh mic for us.

Thank you. Emma brought out a fresh mic for us. Thank you. Emma, this isn't the electrified water, is it? You're wired in. Okay, we got to talk about the food. Two shows. I'm going to run down all the sandwiches we got. Cassie, I want to hear what you got on your solo trip.

We got the Logan, which is their spicy sandwich. This is a chicken one that's got onions, mayo, mustard, crushed pepper flakes, and white American cheese on a non-maroso roll, and I got it extra spicy, because you know me, I fashion myself a bit of a heat seeker. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh age, and it's been through stuff, and it was in black and white. Yeah, it was like cussing a lot.

But you know, it had like a young girl that it was like taking care of, it was kind of a father big year. The sandwich did, yeah. I had a whole journey. How many sandwich next to those young girls? How many sandwich was it black and white? And the sandwich like, there's also a booze mushroom pepper cheese

steak, Mitch, this was yours, this is a steak one. I just want to say onions, peppers, and mushrooms. I don't know about them, but I'm having a great time. We're having fun. Wait, them the audience? Yeah. Is that thing? When you're talking about a sleepover,

I'm having fun up here like a sleepover. I think that's fun. And then they're like the mom that checks in. They're like, okay. Well, we've said it on the on your pod. Before you make us laugh harder than any souls on earth. Oh God bless you. I feel the same way.

Funniest times of all. There's a fun thing. And they seem to be having fun when we force them to tell us that. Okay, booze, bus, pepper, cheese steak. Mitch, you got this one. We got both hoagies. They got the cold, their cold cut sandwiches. One is an Italian, one is a turkey.

We got a cheese fries. Paul, you also got yourself a cheese steak. Yeah, that's a full rundown. Yep, that's right. And then a couple of eggs. So does. Before you say that, someone on the day is was a cheese steak skeptic before we ate that.

Liger? I'd say I'm a bit of a cheese steak skeptic if that's who you're referring. Get him! No, it wasn't you, you idiot. Who are you talking about? It's Paul! Let the two skeptic stand up.

Yeah, okay, yeah, we'll stand up. Wow. That's big of you. You don't get to, it's wine or you, oh, god damn it. No, I mean, look, I've had some good cheese steaks. I would say it's not like a sandwich. I'm like, oh, I gotta have a cheese steak. I was like, who's got the good cheese steak in town? I've had it, but it's like, I'm on this one.

I should have listened and responded to it. No, no, no. I was the skeptic. I just never taken to the taste and I've tried it and I couldn't. And so this was a test to see, hey, well, I like it. Is it a convinced uh? Right.

And I think drop king similar, like it, you know, kind of similarly, not the same thing, but he'd never had a cheese steak, which I was kind of floored by. What never had a cheese? Drop king had never eaten a cheese steak prior to this experience. Yeah, that's true, right? I think that's true.

Mitch, you like a cheese steak? Of course, I like a cheese steak. Yeah, Ben. That's how you're like, what was it go in your hierarchy of hoagies? Like, you'd rather have something else other than a cheese steak. It makes me, I mean, cheese steaks will weigh you down. I love that, the angel is steak and cheese. I I like that quite a bit what you've had now likes

But what are you doing? I was adjusting my little sleeves. Oh, they're creeping up. Sorry When these sleeves are a little tight This is I think helping my circulation. I can't You look great. I think I should wear these on planes You look great. I think I should wear these on planes. Um, I'm, I'm, I'm, there, it's up there. It's not my go-to. I don't, I can't remember the last time I had a cheese steak.

When I'm on the East Coast, I had the more. All right, Cassidy, what were your impressions of this of cheese steaks in general going in? Uh, I'm kind of in the neighborhood of Paul, where it's like, this was never a thing that like, oh, what are we gonna do? What do you really wanna get? Oh, I got a real thirst for a cheese steak right now.

It's not been something in my life, but I, and I don't know if that's like a Midwest thing, or this is like a Midwest, who like love cheese steaks. Yeah. East Coast, we do like cheese steaks quite a bit over there. It's more common out here, out there was, it's certainly more of a novelty,

like out here and I feel like until you started seeing, you know, higher end, higher end, but like the more fast casual, you know, the little bit of a higher price point, subchains popularizing at nationwide, it was more like, oh yeah, there's the one Philly outlet that's somewhere in town where we can get a cheese steak, but if you're not in the East Coast,

it's a little bit more. No, here on the West Coast, it's like, yeah, can I have a Philly cheese steak with But if you're not in the East Coast, it's a little bit more. Here on the West Coast, it's like, yeah, can I have a Philly Cheese Steak with soy? Yeah, right. That's bullshit. Yeah. On a granola bun. That's bull, that pisses me off.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, add some more. This is Macrobiotic, right? That's what you're looking for, buddy. Turn around and get out of here, okay? This ain't the JPL food court. That makes no sense. All right, so I, I thought it was like JPL was like, oh, a hippie liberalist pup,

but then kind of didn't make any sense. All right, hi, today, all right. Jeperpulsion laboratory, I think a lot of scientists, as we've learned from Oppenheimer, they tend to be able to put this on its own. I think a lot of scientists as we've learned from Oppenheimer. They tend to be a little bit better So you know what I think that's pretty. Oh, it's pretty been there. It's a pretty trenchant sort of a Now it's more like floppingheimer Wow, how dare you think fucking bomb by the box office. I think about it every day

I think was a bomb. It was a bomb That's exactly what it was about the movie worked you figured okay bar B. I thought it was a bomb. That's exactly what it was about. The movie worked. You figured, okay. Bar B, I thought it was a barb. A plus. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. I, one of my, maybe main misconceptions about it was that it was like kind of a basic sandwich.

Sure. That it was like, oh, it's like a ham and cheese. It's like a steak and there's cheese and that's what's up. It's a cheese steak thing. But that was not my experience at this place in a positive way. I'll just tease you. It's got a few different components. So, okay. So someone got mad at us that we were making fun of sound or freedom, by the way. On our YouTube, I saw that we were making fun of it. They're like, are they making fun of sound or freedom, which we kind of weren't even. It's my favorite film of the year.

I want to be one of the kidnaps, children. We're getting trouble. Don't get me in trouble. You're not going to get in trouble. You're fine. Yeah, if you do, you never will. But if you ever got canceled, that's the picture they would use It's like this it twist Before we get into the food while I know we're getting into a right before we get into the food Mitch

I'm like at the clock. We got to get to our fork scores. I Think we have to talk about the word Boo. It's scary, go say it. You scare friends with it. I just think that we have to get a quick rundown to make it appropriate that we covered this restaurant. Boo is scary. It's like, go set it to me.

I'd be like, ah, I spoke with a friend of mine, Eugene Levy, and he said it had him straight tripping. Wow. Ha! Now, he said, you got me straight tripping booze. Wow. And is that why it's called booze? Is it like a honey kind of like thing? Is it booze?

No, it's a stagor, is that the name of a thing? No, it's a... Is it a stagor's death in me? No, it's a stagor's death in me. It's named for his beloved grandmother. Who's probably dead? Oh, that's nice, though. She probably is. She probably is. What, just by the nature of being a grandmother? Yes.

You know who's that grandma is still alive, Mitch? Who's that? Jeffrey Weinstein. Jeffrey Epstein's mom is still alive. Wait, really? His mom? He said grandma. His grandma is still alive.

His grandma is still alive. Yeah, you know who's grandma is still alive? It's Jeff Epstein's. That's wild. You don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's true. I guess he's grandma still alive is Jeff Epstein some. That's wild. You know, I don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's true. I guess he was probably not true considering he was in his 60s and also died.

I think if she's grandma's probably not alive. If she was alive, he'd still be alive. She'd go, honey, don't do it, baby, don't do it. Yeah, he'd feel her. Yeah. Like saying, don't do it when a mafia person was strangling him in his dreams. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She'd be texting Hillary Clinton. Don't do it. Don't do it. Do you know who's the emails? Do you know who's grandson is still alive? Jeffrey Epstein's grandma. Epstein is still alive. Wow, man.

That's him. Wow, bitch. Whoa! That's, that's truth. Oh, that's what the media tells you that it's a stern daddy thing to say, but it's the truth. Oh, interesting. I'm looking at the flight logs in stern daddy to quite a few flights on the Lovid Express. Oh, interesting. A plus one of Matt Greening, interesting. Gary Larson, along for the ride. You know, someone who can turn into a plunger and fly,

so why does he have to get off of flight? Look, we know he turns into a plunger and flies, so that doesn't make sense that he would need the flight. So because of the eye, are you listening? They never liked it. I'm sorry. I'm digging in, man. We like it.

They never liked the plunger. Do we know the etymology of boo? Yeah, I just said it. It was, it's like, yeah. No, like, in history, like the world, the world, the world. The origin of the world. That's, that's it. I don't know.

Where did boo first originate? Rest in that's that's it. I don't know Where did boo a first originate? Rest in peace Jeffrey Epstein on a serious note I want you you become stern I wonder if boo appears in any sort of like like like it could be you know like a thing from folklore or from literature even like I wonder if that's the genesis of it if it dates back to you know I think it's I think it was Edgar Allen Poe who originally the end of the raven there says boo says boo and you're like oh close the book scary shit I don't know that's a good question I should have that context it was a unhappy audience ghost that context. It was a unhappy audience ghost. That's what it was.

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uh... okay so because it's shocked over death we're writing this out of pitch for it's so will each go around will give our closing arguments on booze and then give it a rating from zero to five pitch for uh... so paul'll start with you. Your thoughts on Booz Philly Cheese dakes, your forks score. I, you know, I came in a skeptic. Yeah, I left a romantic.

Wow. What a fuck this Philly Cheese thing. I liked it. It was really tasty and I'd go back and have another. Wow. Four forks. Four forks, very good score. All right, Cassidy, what do you think?

Booze Philly Cheesystick. I came in a skeptic, and I went out a septic. Oh no! Oh boy! It rye! That's actually not true. the thing that I've been doing. That's a lot more than the thing that I've been doing.

That's a lot more than the thing that I've been doing. That's a lot more than the thing that I've been doing. That's a lot more than the thing that I've been doing. That's a lot more than the thing that I've been doing. That's a lot more than the thing that I've been doing. put the stuff back in it. Great second day sandwich. Wow.

And I think that goes a long way for a place like this where you wanna get like, you know, it's not my zone of sandwich. That being said, three forks, three times. Three forks, three times, very good score. All right, Mitchy, what do you think? Ooh, yes, that's what we're doing. That means good now.

Booze is okay. Oh! I mean, as far as getting a Philly cheese steak, I got mine, it was peppers and mushrooms and I got it with American cheese with whizz. Yes. And it was cheesy, Wags. Yeah, you got two fucking cheeses on it.

As you were ordering, I thought, I thought, why was like, who cares? You were like, you like, should I get cheese, American and whizz? And I was like, no, get one or the other. You're like, I'm gonna get both, and you got both. And then you're like, it's too cheesy. It's like, yeah, I tried to warn you.

You got two cheeses. What did you expect? Ah, buddy, it looks like Chester Cheetah Peter North stole over your sandwich. That's really on point. Oh my God. Yeah, it did look like Chester Cheetah Peter North stole over my sandwich.

And I liked it. And I thought it was, it was okay. Yeah. You know, like the fries were decent. I think that it does a good job. They got a great little triangle set up. It really is just a good, you know what I'm saying? Yes, one more time.

So it's an old, so for people who haven't been, it's an old A-frame, like how, like, you know, sort of structure. I don't know what it used to be. It may have used to be a weener schnitzel or something, but it's an old,-frame, like how, you know, sort of structure. I don't know what it used to be. It may have used to be a weener-snit, sort of something, but it's an old, um, what's that? What the fuck are you saying? How did he say?

He says, I know what you're saying. Yeah, it's an A-frame structure. It's like, what, it's, and it's a- Do you know what he's saying? The devil you got, you know what it's and it's and it's a Do you know what he's saying? The devil you got you know It's so we can't you're kind of like okay you're kind of halfway there You're to the devil the devil has been silent Which is good

Wow Wow He's evil he's not stupid Yeah Did you see that video where Peter North, Chester Cheeto, it all over? That was awful. I'm pretty Chester Cheeto's pack of heat. I got to say when you guys started sparring there, I felt like I was sitting on stage with the Beatles. Wow. I was like I'm with it. I'm here. It's happening around me and I just get to look at it. Yeah. Right?

Do you mean the musicians? Yes. Yeah, the Beatles from my yard. That's what he meant. Also, I want to give a shout out, Wigz, to Polly Van Dam, the liquid death hers. That's right. Liquid death hers was here.

Mike, Kinshela, Adler. I'm doing this all. I'm doing this all. I'm doing this all. I'm doing this all. Check out the hers on your way. All right, so continuing your thoughts. So I'm sure some of the audience may have

but we'll have to be taken out in the hers. It's an A-frame structure with outdoor seating. Yeah. It's like, yeah, on kind of a corner, like a little triangle intersection. And then the one in silver, or in Creteown is similarly like, like it's just got outdoor dining.

And my understanding is that this is all post-COVID. They have apparently, it looks like an indoor space, but they're just using that for preparing food. Just like I was saying. I just can see it. I can see it now. Thank you. You see an AC with Angus written on it.

You're at the right spot. Right. Right? There was AC with Angus written on it. Right, dude, right. Me and Mitch were saying goodbye to each other and he pointed out that it said, Agus, and you said that the guy who plays Agus, like, lives years. And then Paul pointed out that there's an Angus DVD cover where they clearly pulled from the stills and all the Angus kids and the producer of the movie Yeah, on the cover of the

But it's a producer don't steal Anyways, I Thought it was very it was, it is very funny. It is very funny. It's just kind of a hard guy, a hard thing to describe. But if you look at it, you'll figure it out. Go home and Google it. Look at that.

It's fine. And then the thing you'll hear about, you guys love this. Everybody loves this. So is that a triangle? Yeah, the A-frame kind of reminded me of Alvin a bit. It did a little bad. Of course, of his shirt. He's long shirt.

Yeah, with the yellow A on it. Yeah, was that scarier than the word boo on the... Oh, yeah. You guys saw me. I turned around and I started running. I was like, this Alvin is going to be inside. Like, no. He's not going to be mad at you.

He's not there. That was the A-framevin's not going to be mad at you. He's not there. He's the day for me to drop. Alvin mad at me. He said, he's not mad at you. And then Simon showed up. He was just there ordering randomly. So you're like, oh my god, is Alvin here at Salvation? And Alvin and his excitement haven't talked for like, they haven't talked for a long

time. 20 years. You don't ever have to worry about Simon bothering you. To fucking up his own ass. Well, take it easy. Simon, I have to like see somebody outside of himself to even know somebody was there. If you were so up his own ass,

if you were like famous from that young of an age, I think you might warp your perspective a little bit too. Why, you always apologize for Simon. Because he's my guy, okay? And you know what? Theodore came up with all that shit and he's a child psychologist. Totally normal, has a family. He has the best life of any that shit and he's a child psychologist totally normal has a family

He has the best life of any of them. He's fine. He's doing great. He's thriving. He you know, you can deal with it If you really, you know, yeah, it's fine. We don't have to talk about these guys We don't have to talk about offstage the four of us are often talking about What these guys are up to right now because we are rooting for them. I mean You guys want us to get to our fork stores or you want to hear more about Alvin Simon and Theodore? I can't tell. Well, if you want to hear about Alvin,

you got to hear about Simon and Theodore too. I do think it's appropriate though. It's like a, almost a year that day passed away. Yeah, well, he died in prison. So, well, rest in peace. I'm off here with my son. Something to do with that one. I'll just put that out there.

Yeah, his mom was texting Stop Hillary Clinton. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I mean, it's crazy that Dave was there on January 6th, but at the same time, it's like, I get it. He get it. You get what that does to your brain, you know, I can say. I can see how he got there public. I yeah He was so funny too. It was like so talented. Yeah on January 6th

He was so good. He was so funny on January 6th He's falling back on the stairs. He was like doing pratballs as very funny Yeah, that iPhone caught him and he did the like pulling along like napkin. Yeah, that's great He's like doing all buster Keaton guy He climbed up to the top of the scaffolding and he turned to like a news camera like cross-desize It was very funny Boy, God just knows where the camera is Takes his moment. What is it? You're six. Yeah, I'll agree or disagree. I think I

Think we can all agree. It could have used some more funny comedians there. Yeah, probably. There were a couple. There were a couple. There was. It used some more. Could have used a few more as for Dolor all we're saying up here.

You're getting both guys on both sides, it's true. You guys are going to be excited because the holidays, we got Halloween, Christmas and then January 6th, the business season. Yeah, so yeah, you got three, four turkeys that we're going to be making coming up. Don't give me shit if I reuse this costume on January 6th. He would never. So wait, January 6th, it was 2021, so it'll be the four-year anniversary of me losing my virginity! Oh, I met the cutest girl outside the Capitol steps. And she said, do you still have your flower? And I said, what's that?

And she's like, have you gotten laid before? If you weren't there, being at January Circus is a lot like the summer of 69. Yeah. Hey, have you ever made out in the speaker the house is office? Oh, no, I'm sorry, everyone. I, hey, I don't want to pander here,

but I condemn the events of January Circus. Oh, come on. I do. Sally. Oh, secret man. You with me. You with me. You with me.

You with me. You with me. They never caught me on camera. All right, but you were in the midst of your forex score. You're describing the structure. The structure. Oh, yeah, though. Yeah.

As we talked about, yeah. Ah, I remember now. That's weird in that picture because usually the cats pointed the other way. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Are you saying I'm fucking the cat? Yes, I'm saying you fuck cats.

I think that would... I think that would... Wally would notice. LAUGHTER Something's brushing up against me. Oh, it's probably another tick tack. Ever since I moved in with Mish, there's tick tacks just pouring all over my hindquarters. Alright, so what about, what did you think about the, the structure of the sandwiches? Yes, what, yeah.

Get your cheese, cheese steak thoughts from a cheese. Two cheesy. Two cheesy, yeah, that was your fault, but keep going. Worth the weight. I did get the side of cheese whiz, did you guys, the side of cheese whiz with the fries, but I think the fries were great. The fries were real highlight.

I agree, really, really well fried fries. Fry light. Yeah, they were fry light. They were fried fries. Fry light. Yeah. They were fry light. They were fry light. Fry guy light. You guys used to get fry lights for kids. A little magazine that would fry your hands.

That was so greasy. I was more of a time magazine kid. I was seeing A2Y as we. Yeah. A gardening magazine. What new spices can I have today? This guy and his spices. You love spices.

I like spices. No one's so you read Time magazine. It's true. Booze is not bad. Mm-hmm. But his boo-great is booze-great. A lot of you probably don't know because we chose a restaurant close on Sundays Sorry

For church yeah, we're corny this episode this live show is on a Sunday and a lot of people a lot of our listeners Like to visit the restaurant ahead of time We let people know that this restaurant is closed on a Sunday But I some of you probably got it in but and before I would go on Saturday or Friday, some of you went there beforehand, okay. Oh, you know what is enclosed on Sundays? St. Peter's right up the street. Thank you, Paul.

Maybe check that out. Hey, and you know what? Free of charge. You don't pay any money. And you also get bread. And blood. Stern Dracula's to like that. Yeah, I saw this church and there was a line around the block of vampires.

And I was like, what's this in there? Communion. I was like, guys. We heard it's grape juice, but we like that. Oh, you. I read this book about Martin Luther earlier this year. The guy who began the Reformation. It was really interesting how much because so much of it,

like they talk about like, paying indulgences and corruption in the Catholic church, and that's so much of that led to the Reformation. But also, a big point of contention back there was the literal nature of transubstantiation. And that was a big part that he was like, you know, trying to argue. And it's the kind of thing that's just like, wait, so why is that part of the history

that like, bullwine is literally turned into blood that, you know, the bread is literally turned into the body of Christ. Why is that kind of an excise from the narrative of the reformation that you learn about in school? It's just like, this guy, this monk cared about corruption. And then you think, this is primarily, this is a country founded by Puritans,

this is primarily a Protestant nation. So they are trying to put forth an argument that kind of puts Protestantism in its best possible light to talk about how it was like a purely noble pursuit that it was just this altruistic guy who cared about a pure version of Christianity. When really it was just like a panatic argument about like whether or not like a magic spell is cast during a church ritual. I don't know, it's really interesting. Anyway, Mitch, you were talking about. Thank you. That's good.

Your cheesecake was too cheesy. Well, I do want to go home now. Like a human light. There's no light at the back of the theater, but you just gave us the light in your own way. You all know that the first time I ever saw Mitch do comedy, he did a really funny bit, or as a stand-up, he thought he kept getting the light. Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah. So you get two jokes there that he'd be like, was that the light? Was that the light?

And then the guy had a cell phone. Yeah. And then I forget how that's the only beat I remember. And then ET's finger was up one time. I probably was ET's finger. It was up one time. I was ET's finger. It was things like that. I was that, and it might have been. I think that might have been.

No, I just a fan. Yeah, that's like 10 minutes of Jack Box's new special. I can't believe I'm just realizing that. What difference does it make? He thought of it. He thought of it. I don't think this was parallel thinking. He had like the ET finger joke.

Like that specific was in there. This one, I think actually he was doing a derivation of the ET fingered like an homage almost like that. Okay, I think he plus up did. It wasn't just, do you know why I don't know why I'm defending him now? I do think he ripped everything up. Do you know what I've been a great career choice for ET?

Prostate doctor. The deeper the better. He could put his finger in there and it would light. And you could see. The deeper the better, he could put his finger in there and light, it would light, and you could see. Okay, man, you gotta get to your fork score. Any other thoughts on whose filly she's taking? Doctor. Honey, honey, I went and visited that new proctologist.

My ass is filled with Reese's pieces now. Yeah. Yeah. Wave you are then before. Yeah. Yeah. pieces now. Way fewer than before. I think that doctor sucked out some of the recess pieces in's ass. You're gonna be great to walk into a room. ETs, like when a cat is like licking its butt,

and it like comes up and it's like mouth hangs open. A little. Like you can't eat Reese's pieces. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he'sces. He's... He's... How about an E.T. horror movie? That'd be kind of good. I don't know about that.

Sorry, I've never had a bad idea. So what I described, do boys, to people who don't know it, the first thing I say is it's a food podcast. So, you know, I think the Reese's Pieces up the ass is like relates, but I'm saying like also we are usually generally a little bit more food focused and we do have a fork score that we get to and we are talking about Blue's Philly Cheese steak. So you know, maybe we could get to some more thoughts there. I want to hear more about Martin Luther. Well, so I do wanna hear about the Transubstantiation part. A big thing about Martin Luther is that, you know, again, he has been lionized in history

as like, oh, this is the sky, you know, he's like, this great man or whatever, and you know, he certainly had led to some positive outcomes, I think, generally, but he's also like a vigorous anti-Semite, like an extremely harsh, like just hated Jews. Thought Jews were the devil. You're cheer, don't cheer, don't cheer that, no. I guess you would be an anti-Semite, that trust track. Anyway, he was super anti-Semitic, and he was also like a really, like he was kind of a Trumpish figure. It's very common to make that sort of comparison to any sort of populist who uses any sort of angry rhetoric.

But he would talk about like, you know, the Pope farts out his mouth. Like, he'd say like nasty shit about like, we're here big parts. He would say like fart shit at stuff. He would say shit stuff. He would talk about, yeah, it was like a nasty guy. We should get a white-chew-silly and Martin Luther. I'm sorry. He was like a nasty guy. We should get a guy. You're like the dying. You're like the dying. You're like the dying. You're like the dying.

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You're like the dying. You're like the dying. You're like the dying. You're like the dying. You're like the dying. You're like the dying. cut down his high status opponents. Suck some Reese's pieces out of my ass. Yeah. Oh. Oh. So Reese's pieces opens it. Think of it. So we're past the 90 minute mark. We do have to get to our forescore because we have to get

our Luther on the pod. I would love to get Martin Luther on the spot. I would be a huge kid, you guys. No one cares. That episode will explode. They're all the mad about fucking what's his name. Martin Luther, what did you think of the slap? Ha ha ha.

Who's the guy that got mad? Let's rock below. Yeah. You're in his hometown now. Good luck. Raw blow. Ha ha ha ha. Whoa.

Three in a quarter four. Three in a quarter four. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Three in a quarter-fourx. Three in a quarter-fourx. So I had the Logan there. I had some of the turkey hoagie and I had the cheese fries and I had this cheese fries with a highlight and the bread was another highlight. But I was kind of underwhelmed

as much as I wanted to like the Logan. It was right in my wheelhouse. I feel like it was just like a little bit, you know, I feel like the chicken was maybe a little bit lacking, although it did have a lot of seasoning. I'm sorry, so I'm just, we didn't know you were here. Fries were great. Hogi was well constructed. But I felt like I hadn't given this place a fair shake.

So I got a booze cheese steak, just the regular straight ahead cheese steak to go. That's what he said on his way out. He was like, I'm gonna get a cheese steak. I got a regular cheese steak. I got it just as it comes with no modifications. And that in and of itself raised it a whole half fork. Because it was, you know what,

booze-filly cheese steak does a good Philly Cheesesteak. But. It does, it does. Food is such a personal thing, you know what I mean? And the biggest example, the annoying cliche example, is cilantro. But if you don't like cilantro, if you have that gene and you have cilantro, you're not going to respond well

to the dish with cilantro in it. I am not a big enthusiast, I was something of a Philly cheese steak skeptic, and I think this was a good execution of a food that I am not really ever craving. And so for that reason, I'm going to give this a very respectable three and a half forks for boostfully cheese steaks.

All right. Paul, we were on the high end there, I didn't expect that. Well, you know, I think it's that you guys probably have, you've tasted more, and so you have a more nuanced radiating system. So you're like, hey, you know what? I've actually had many memories of what, uh, three years. Right. Sometimes we should do a fork score on, um, the thing

that Martin Luther put on the door of the, uh, the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the 99 pieces. That's it. Sure. That may be, uh, that may be a bit of, uh, a bit apocryphal, because it's, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the We know he wrote a letter. We know that much. He did. You shut the fuck up to shut up. No, Mitch, he did. He did, because he was pounding on the door. Yeah. And I can hear it still.

And the door opened up. And the priest stuck his head out and he said, Are you postmates? I would have quickly say three and a quarter pitchforks. That's right, pitchforks. For pitchforks. This is canonically pitchforks. You know, Shock Doe Boewardath demands a spooky segment

and what's scarier than an unidentified liquid? That's right, it's time for a Halloween edition of The Wigercallon. Whoa! So, well, well, well. I've actually got this prepped under the table. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Hello, doboys.

Oh, my God. It's Jake Saw! Oh, my God, it's Jake Saw! Oh, my God, it's Jake Saw! Interrupting her segment. Yes, we've met before. On the snack pack, the show that died from lack of interests

Right are spotify and audience right Don't be alarmed, but I've got a segment of my own From here on you and your precious audience belong to me Oh my god, oh my god threatening. I bet you're wondering where you are right now. The last course. The last course. The theater in downtown LA. I think. Good guess. That's correct. You've passed the first test. Wow. All right. Thank you. Yeah. I've

walked all the doors from the outside. Oh my god You can leave the theater no one can get to the bathroom and you know how disastrous that can be you with a crowd like this Yeah, they're going to escape you'll have to follow my little rules. Oh my god. Oh my God. Let me ask you a question. Yeah You think the audience is into this Do you want to play a game? Yeah, I like to call snack or whack like a call snack or whack. Okay, so yeah, so we this is an existing segment we already have. No, I made this a whack. You know, have you seen the sopranos? Yeah, I have. It's whack like you murder someone. Oh, got it. Okay. Yeah. The choice is eat a snack or whack

someone. Got it. Got it. Wow. I'm gonna choose a snack probably I told you the snack was poison I'd rather I don't know In a moment I'm going to Laura giant portion of chicken McNuggets. You'll have to eat one every minute for one hour. Until one of you dies. Hey, a jigsaw.

That's, that is very scary. So good pitch. I would, we have already done that. We did the chicken. We did it. Yeah, we did it. Honestly would we have already done that we did the chicken we make Nuggin power out we did it Yeah, we did honestly we didn't die you've already done one of my sick and twisted games Yeah, we did it voluntarily like for content

You've got 30 minutes doing as much shrimp as you possibly know this is big big big I'm sorry this is another other thing we did the shrimp off and I think it actually was it might have been an hour again I can't remember the time limit we need as many shrimp as you read that tricycle to the library baby Jake so we are we did it with candy corn too. I don't know. Oh, shit. That's a spoiler. People in the list. I've got a load of fries and you need to count how many there are. Yeah, this is until one of you dies very early on in the podcast. We did this. It kind of

actually came up. Or can't. People like the people did like people did like it. Definitely liked it. Definitely liked it more than anything anything we've set on stage tonight I would say under your seat there's a glove with knives on it and a sweater with stripes so like look under your seat like Freddie cosplay no that's Freddie like Freddie's like Mary now I'm gonna see are they there I mean I don't see anything Freddie cosplay? No. That's Freddie, that's Freddie stuff. Like, what's your seat? Are they there? I mean, I don't see anything, but maybe, you know, it's backstage.

But yeah, either way, that feels like Freddie's thing. What if there's a bucket of cum? And one of you will drink the entire thing until one of you comes. We did this. We did that. We did that. That's the, that's the Doe Boys lost episode, the 400th episode. Yeah, we did that on the episode.

We did this. Look. These sick and twisted games have been really hard to come up with since the writers went on strike. I'm doing them all myself. Oh, you have like a writer's room. Yes, I do. Wow. That would make sense because yeah, you got to come up with so many ideas, such a huge volume. I've offered all four of you writing jobs on my staff and you all declined. Well, we know we were on in fairness. We were on the picket line. Yeah, we, but available again. So, you know, and we don't treat people this entire, you should have reached out to Strike. Well, you know, Jig also, I know Jack Box

has like got a solid library of content and is available. It's a great point. And Jack Box also was, he was writing during the strike. He was, he was, he was, him and Craig Maze and we're willing to write during the strike. He wrote on, yeah. Speaking and Craig Mason were willing to write to understand. He wrote on... Speaking of scabs. He was allowed to do that.

Speaking of scabs. Yes. Jack got permission. Okay. And if you get permission, you can do it. Jack, Jack, to get away with. What's the fucking problem? I don't know why we keep going back to this.

Fucking thing. It's... She is motion. Look, we're on the side of it. He didn't fucking thing. It's shit. It's bullshit. Look, we're on the side of it. He didn't mean it. It's fine. He didn't mean it. It's fine.

Well, it's fucked up because you know now everybody's going to go and start talking about how Jack was writing during the strike. There. Well, but he was scabbing. To the scabbing. Jack was scabbing. But this will talk about it back. Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

Sorry. Jigsaw. Jigsaw. I have COVID. J it back. Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. Jigsaw. Jigsaw. I have COVID. Jigsaw. Oh, no. COVID? It's long COVID. Oh, no.

Okay, okay. That's the reason I'm so cynical. That makes it that would let me go out and catch this disease. You know what? That is actually kind of going back to Saw's origins. It was like a terminal illness. Yeah, it was too. Yeah, you know, it Saw's origins. It was like a terminal illness. He wants to, you know, that makes it's more COVID. Wow.

The cancer of COVID. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that, you know. No one should have to suffer through what you're suffering through. Though also, no one should have to suffer through what your victims have suffered through. That's also also not fairness, you know. Who are you? Hey, shut up. Who said that? Sir, under your seat, you'll find a bucket of cum.

Jigsaw until you can't talk anymore. Jigsaw might. It might make you feel a little better in that. The audience member is being in here watching the show. It's kind of like a Jigsaw trap. Right. Exactly my plan. Clearly being punished. Clearly being punished.

One. Wow. Trap you in a room with a bunch of people. You pretend to like, but really just spies. Wow. Wow. I trap you in a room with a bunch of people you pretend to like but really despise. Wow. I also- I thought you guys talking backstage. Are you mean also the audience? I can't tell.

Yeah, I can't tell. I don't really know anymore that I've got COVID brain fog. This has been your plan all along. Under your seats you'll find a bucket of cup. I think you might be forgetting you already mentioned that because of your COVID. Yeah, that's what it is. Look, I can't keep hiring writers. Forget about it. You know, Jigsaw don't.

Don't be. Come on. Don't don't be yourself up. You are one. You're one of the great modern movie villains, I would say. I think you have reinvigorated the horror genre. You have a fresh original take. Yeah.

I think people like, you know, you're like like a lot of your movies. I think there's a pretty positive reception to your most recent one. So I think you're doing good work out there. Yeah. I'd rather be saw 10 than the new exorcist to be honest. Wow. If we're talking about modern horror movies, you guys mean that. I do.

I do. And you're scary puppet. You got a scary tricycle. You're scary shit. I mean, I honestly think of you and, you know, I don't say this lightly. I think of you as kind of the modern day Frankenstein. Oh, really me? Yeah. The big green guy with bolts? No, no, to be clear, I mean, Frankenstein, the mad scientist. Frankenstein, the doctor, because like, you know, you come up with all these amazing, like macabre inventions and contraptions, you know, you're kind of the modern day version of Dr. Frankenstein. Okay, because as I understand it Frankenstein is the green guy

Am I crazy? No, you're I mean you're not crazy because that is a common misconception a lot of people are like Frankenstein They think of like like oh fire bad like they think of that guy But actually the doctor is Frankenstein the monster is Frankenstein's monster There's a Frankenstein and then there's a doctor Frankenstein. There's a doctor Frankenstein Right that's who that's who you remind me of that's what saying I'm gonna help him you remind me of like a crazy, you know evil scientist In all your mechanicians kind of like a doctor Frankenstein Yeah, this a doctor Frankenstein

Just out of curiosity. What's his full legal name? Well, Jigsaw. His full legal name is Dr. Victor Von Frankenstein, and sometimes he goes by Frank. Which means it's time for this week in Spooky Hot Dog News and a special Shocked O'Board Death Edition of Let Me Be Frankenstein. Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hot Dog, simmer in the city, great of my grill getting greasy and gritty. Toast phone, don't look gritty.

Suckin' on a dog like you're sucking on a titty Puckin' bee, sausage is a long bread Rollin' on a roll grill, mustin' it grandish One bite is a different world Swaped off bites with a girl Munch on, munch on and chomp on night Just find the parts, it'll be all right With that taste, when the casing has snapped

Later that day, yo for sure Have to nap as it's immerse In the city, like your suckin' on a titty. You ain't nothin' but a heart, don't, findin' all the time. You ain't nothin' but a heart, don't, findin' all the time. You ain't never been a burger and you ain't no longer mine Well they said you were sandwiched

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And oh, how quickly the buns found you. All those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, because that's where you were eating hot dogs Well, you could only dream of dining out Dining anywhere dining all the way to the FBI the Frank the Frank in Bunnings the Tut A census take a once tried to test me I ate his ate his arena with some baked beans and a nice mustard. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha God bless you. All right, Mitch, we don't have a ton of time. So we're gonna see through this. We're gonna look for some spooky hot dog headlines You're gonna Google them and I'm gonna check my preferred search engine Microsoft Bing so How do we how do we how do we know? Yeah, do we do something spooky?

Well, I was I was thinking we could just search for hot dog, October hot dog Halloween. Maybe there's something with hot dog Halloween. Hot dog Halloween or Frankenstein, I guess you could do too. Okay, well, I'll try hot dog Halloween. You can try whatever you like and we will see what comes up. How do we not play the Buffalo Bill song, the whole show? What do you mean? Oh, the slow horses?

Yeah. That's the name of it, right? Yeah, good question. I don't know. Would you prank me? I'd prank me. Oh, that slow horses. That's the name of it, right? Yeah, good question, I don't know. Would you Frank me? I'd Frank me. Oh, that's really good. You've kept the Hannibal Lecter mask on by the way. I kind of like it.

It does look good. There was a gentleman up front singing that let me be Frank Song to his girlfriend who looked mortified. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I saw it all. It's all I could focus on. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person.

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I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. I'm hot dog Frankenstein. This is a cool picture. Oh Yeah, that's cute the hot dogs really big and it's like a baby Frankenstein. That's pretty good Here's one debunking the 10 most outrageous hot dog myths. This is from a Samantha Cochran over at the Daily Meal on Yahoo life Myth hot dogs are made for mystery meat myth hot dogs are inventions. Myth, hot dogs are a great food for young kids. Myth, hot dogs are just for grilling and picnics. Myth, hot dogs are full of additives and unhealthy fillers. Myth, hot dogs are not suitable for vegetarians. Myth, hot dogs are suitable for those with dietary restrictions.

Myth, hot dogs cause cancer. Myth, hot dog casing are made from plastic. Myth, hot dogs are leading cause of food poisoning. And that's the final one. So... Here's... Myth busted there. I gotta get food poisoning, and that's the final one. So. Here's some mists busted there. I gotta get one here, O.S. Pepsi flavored ketchup is coming

to Detroit's Camerica part. Wow. This from June, that's fucking nasty. Sorry, you don't have Coke flavored ketchup. Ha ha ha. Okay, I'll do pep. You know, I've had some like Dr. Pepper based barbecue sauces that can be okay. Chili's had one of those back in the day.

It was a little sweet for me, but I understand the principle of using a cola for, you know, some sort of a sweet meat dressing. This one is a thousands flock to Bird Park for Vegan Festival Hot Dog Eating Contest. Fender's sold vegan food and clothing. Local bands played in Jack Caldwell defended his hot dog eating contest title at Bird Park on Saturday. This is in Bird Park, Virginia.

How about that? Very exciting. It's nice that vegans get to have a hot dog eating contest. Huh, that's a lot of fun. Yeah. You can buy hot dog flavored candy corn now. This is from lot of fun. Yeah. You can buy Hot Dog Flavored Candy Corn now. This is from a year ago. Wow. There's a lot of Frankenstein Fridays.

I've never heard of Frankenstein Fridays. I'll be when they got Candy Corn Flavored Hot Dogs, okay? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Then I'll pick up the phone. Yeah, because you usually just take a bun, fill it with Candy Corn, and go to town. Pick it up the phone. Yeah, because you usually just take a bun, fill it with candy corn and go to town. Pick it up my ass. Yep. When there's room when you've got some Reese's pieces in there.

Yeah, right. Oh, this is the same article over and over again about Frankenstein Fridays. It's not a thing. Read it again. Read them all. Here's one. Okay, here is a, this is not actually related explicitly to hot dogs, the meat, but it might be interesting for some of the K9 parents in the audience. Why are my dogs ears hot?

Let's start by understanding a dog's normal body temperature is a bit higher than ours. I understand that's also true about their pulse. Their heart rate is a little bit higher. In general, yes, it is normal for dogs ears to be warm. Since dogs have a higher body temperature than humans, their ears may feel warm to us. However, excessively hot ears are signs of discomfort. Such a scratching or shaking of the head may indicate a health issue like an infection or allergy.

If you're in doubt, it's always best to consult with a veterinarian. So not really a hard answer there, but don't worry too much about your hot dog ears, I guess. It doesn't say if the dog's ear gets too hot, just wiggle a hot dog around inside it and just goes out. That part's pay-walled, so I don't. It's start, like I can see like the first part of that, but I don't. All the good tips are pay-walled. Yeah.

Big hot dog coming down on us. Let's get one more from you. Does my mask cover my whole face? No. Definitely does. Ha ha ha ha. I have one updated October 6th Friday, my birthday, Wix. Wow.

Wow. Mummy hot dogs. When it comes to eye contact. Oh. When it comes to eye contact Halloween snacks, sweet treats usually get all the attention during spooky season. There are plenty of sweet Halloween treats

to keep your party going. But if you're looking for something more on the savoury side, the options might seem more limited, Jesus Christ. I've been looking for the best. You're like, it's a fucking hot dog that looks like a mummy. Like it's wrapped in bacon? Yeah, what's it wrapped in? wrapped in crescent dough.

Oh, that's so fun. And stuffed with cheese, these mummy dogs are buttery, flaky, and cheesy. AKA everything we could ever want an easy appetizer. And then, hold on, let's see if I have a trick. I think that sounds messed up. I'm not eating that. We could ever want an easy appetizer. And then, hold on, let's see if I have a trick. I think that sounds messed up. I'm not eating that.

Nope. Look at their cute. I tell me it would be two frid. They're cute. I do like the way that they ran the toothpick through the catch of a mustard there. Only Mitch and I can see this. Not good for my character song.

Oh, speaking of Mitch of Mitch. Yeah, I thought it could also have been Alfred Mitchcock. Oh, that's fun. Everyone can enjoy that. That's much nicer. Yeah, that's nice. Talk. Yeah. All right, well, I think we're good there, right? What did we do? We

googled in being hot dog news. We're that's let me be that's not What did we do? We Googled and bing hot dog news. That's let me be frankenstein. Just like a restaurant value feedback. I want to say that at the end. So Emma's going to come out here. Give it a round of applause. Everyone.

We have a million, too. And she is going to. No, you can't leave the show's not over down, please bring a few people to the money hot dark We please get we're too quiet. We're gonna do two questions Zach W and the devil please Thank you, really oh my god. Can't ready Mitch all right. Let's get a Zach Zach W up here Where's Zach W your shows are gonna be become like let's make Zach W up here. Where's Zach W? Your shows are going to become like, let's make a deal. Like, you get chosen.

Zach W were here. Come on down here. Let's have, I don't want to make you follow the devil. So let's have Zach W go first, and then we'll get the devil's question. Give it up for Emma and Emilia, everyone. Yes, yes. Let's have the same devil ask the last question

All right, hi Zach. Hi, so my question is what is a food that's put puts a chill down your spine Broccoli So for me it's baby octopus for my chicken's feet. So what's it for you? I like chicken's feet, but I do like the idea of eating anything baby is a little upsetting. So I think like probably, I think baby octopus is a good answer or or feel similarly and that's kind of an obvious one. I know this isn't what it is, but baby back ribs

when you hear it's like, oh, that does sound a little ominous. That's good. Squiggly stuff with tentacles, stuff where you can see an arm or something, but also sweet bread, brains. That's kind of nasty. It says, that's what it's called, what's sweet bread?

Sweet bread, cow brains. Sweet breads are oftentimes just like other organ meat. They aren't necessarily brains. This is my understanding. So it's not always brains. So I've been lied to by my provider. I know people like it, but when McDonald's does that annual thing of having placenta?

It's so gross. Yeah, the McP placenta is pretty nasty. I love it. That kind of replaced their monopoly game. Where you go. I make any bugs, I'm not a big bugs fan, but I'll say this. If you have, I don't want to any bugs, I'm not a big bugs fan, but I'll say this. I don't want to eat bugs, but a food that puts a,

it makes a, a chilled go down my spine. My answer is ice cubes. I do think on the bug, on the bug thing. My thing is, is I said ice cubes. No, it's really good. We like that. I think, I think of think of the bug as crunchy. If it's got a little crisp to a little crunch,

I'm okay with it. But we'll start talking about like meal worms because there's a big meal worm protein thing that's going on right now. I just like, I don't love the gummy. I can't, I don't think I'd be into the gummy texture of a worm. And also the idea of eating worms, it just, it seems a little bit,

that's what I get squeamish about. Who the fuck are you, Ballu? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Maybe I am Ballu. Like so much. Crunchy bugs, he says. He he. Bugs, bugs, bugs.

Oh, thanks so much, Zach. And Zach, where you get a little patch for that, you know, a dope-boys patch, so you got that as a door prize. Well, who the fuck are you, Ballu? All right. Hey, Wags, I want to be like you. That's Ballu, right? Or are you, Ballu? Alright. Hey, Wags, I wanna be like you. That's blue, right? Or is that the monkey that's in there?

Are you singing the like mic song? No. But have a deep blue. I wanna be like you. Oh, is that the monkey that sings it? Yeah, I think maybe. I'm re-talking about the jungle. The one I know is bare necessities.

That's the only one. That's only what this only Dungable sewing that has its hooks in me. Yeah King Louis. Thank you. King Louis, okay. Yeah, right. That's the King Louis Alright, let's talk to different questions from the devil the Prince of darkness. Hello the devil Looking very sharp with your fanny pack. I have no pockets. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Very practical.

Hello, sin boys. First off, Emma said, King Bowie, and it was very funny. Oh, King Bowie is good. That is good, Emma. So my question is, theoretically, if you had to be tortured like Homer and Hell, what food would be the best and the worst to have shoved in your mouth over and over until you get really big and unload a delightfully devilish query as I

would expect from Lucifer himself. So Homer, for those of you who are, oh, don't just, you know, are just made of Simpsons memes Homer has is sentenced to eat all the donuts in the world As part of his hellish Ironic punishment and he has force fed donuts over and over again and he likes it He loves it. Yeah, and James Coburn didn't last 15 minutes That's the joke. It's true. Yeah, it's a funny. It's very funny That's the dude. It's a funny, it's very funny.

Yes. I did James Cobra. James Cobra, would be driven mad. Yes. Okay, so, so that, so, so the good thing that we could eat endlessly and then bad thing that would make us upset. I think any sort of creamy soup, like a corn chowder would be really tough to take, like a hot, creamy soup and like a corn chowder would be really tough to take. Like a hot creamy soup and an over and over.

Yeah. Honestly, just like New England clam chowder, I like the soup, but if I had to eat that for all time, I think I would lose, I would like go crazy. I'll be driven truly mad. Why are you watching Nightmare on L3 5, right? That's so hideous. The force feeding scene. The force feeding scene.

Yeah, it's really grim, especially because she's like a model and so there's all this like, you know, layer of eating disorder to it. It's really it's a real a world grim from fate But it's also she does like get super big cheeks and it looks kind of funny. Yeah It's a pretty movie. I'd say one food that would be torturous over and over would be like overly sharp Toasted bread like French. Oh yeah sourdough or Hardest hell Bread like French oh yeah like a sourdough or a dry guy. It's just like hardest hell Mm-hmm

That's pretty good and like just rips up your mouth when you eat it Well, cuz you'd be like give me a glass of water. It's like no. There's no water here. You're just gonna I'm fucking yeah, I don't evaporate it's magma and Buckets of come probably yep, probably probably Buckets! Um, I think for me, an easier one would be like a noodle, like a very long noodle. Like, Stray-Ganana? Like an never-ending noodle?

Yeah, because I think I would just be like, oh, it's just still going. I wouldn't think about it. He's like, whatever. I think I wouldn't think about it that much. That's nice. And then for the bad one, I'd say, like infinity Reese's Pieces in my ass. And E.T. is eating them out.

That would be gnarly. And E.T. yeah, E.T. is there. Crunching them down. Yeah. Well, I guess maybe it'd be ironic if I had to eat Reese's Pieces out of E.T.'s ass. Oh, you're like human E.T. p. Did. Yeah. With E.T. Oh, you're like human ETP, did. Yeah.

With ET. Yeah, I didn't answer a good one. I mean, I think anything would drive me mad, but I do feel like something with a little bit of, you're right, casserole, like something with a little bit of moisture, you'd want that. So I want to say like maybe like a, is there like a, is there like a berry I could do?

Could I do so? A berry that's not too sweet, that's kind of like a little bit tart, so I'm not gonna be overly saccharin over time. Maybe let's just say like a nice strawberry, I could maybe just eat a bunch of strawberries. Not talking to a dip, just regular strawberries. I think I could handle that.

Wouldn't be great, but I think that'd be better than some options. Some other options. Maybe a good one would be whipped cream. That's fun. That'd be nice. The devil, do you have an answer? What's your answer?

Yeah, what's your answer, devil? Oh, good. Everybody thinks it's the River Sticks. It's the River Dicks, full of calm. So easy. Oh, well, obviously you said piss-nog. I mean, seasonally. Obviously. So you do the second obviously you said pissnog. I mean, season out, obviously. So, you do the second beat of pissnog.

It's got to be the river dicks. Yeah. Bad. Communion is bad. Devil, you're getting less scary by the moment. Holy water is bad. Yeah, holy water, blood. Like like Jesus blood regular blood is really good. Jesus blood.

All right, so let me let me just devil and just indulge this thought exercise for a second. Yeah, imagine you're not the devil. Imagine you're not beazelbub and imagine you're just like a guy. Yeah. Now in this hypothetical, what would you as a guy, a human being, think was like the most grotesque food you had to eat for all eternity? Oh, probably like the uncooked part of like an over easy egg, like the like that's a great answer. That's a great answer. Yeah, scary. Yeah. Oh, I know a good with scary one is one of those eggs that has two yolks in it.

Oh, yeah, it had Hated a double yoker. The worst. Yeah. That does kind of put a chill down my spine too. Wow, you answered maybe a better answer to the first question now. What about like a steak that was all gristle, a gristle steak?

Yeah, gristle steak is pretty gross. Pretty gross, pretty early. Do you get the rest of the steak though? And have you seen Pazuzu lately? I know. We try to keep in touch, probably once a month. Yeah, thanks for the question, the devil. Appreciate it.

Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. What, yes. That's good. That's good. For lunch. I like the devil. I had a grills.

I had a hot salad on my birthday for lunch. Wow, what was the reason? I like the devil. I had a a grills I had a hot salad on my birthday for what what what what was the reason? I don't know I looks good a grilled Caesar salad Oh, that's fun. Where did you go the lonely oyster great spot? What a lovely birthday lunch? It was a great birthday and glad you enjoyed that hot salad Mitch I want to this is this is our LA show you know This is where the show is based. Probably the last one ever folks. Maybe the last one we ever do. But I mean, you seem pretty much over it at this point. So you get it.

But I do want to, because we're in LA and because everyone is here, I want to take a second to shout out our Doe Boy staff. So can the Doe Boy staff please get up here? Can Do-Boy's production team please come up on stage? Emma Mealy too, couple please come on up here. Wow. Give it up for guys.

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