Doughboys - Milk Bar with Lisa Gilroy

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Starting point is 00:04:25 Welcome to Do-boys, the podcast about Chain restaurants. I'm Nick Weiger, along with Mike Hohost, the Spoon Man, Mike, Fourth Thursday of November, Mitchell. Oh, there's a reference to my Simpsons name. Mitch, you're correct, this is from Maxwell B. Quote, this is a reference to my Simpsons name. Mitch, you're a crack. This is from Maxwell B. Quote, this is a light-hearted roast based on the name Mitch used in the Treehouse of Horror episode.

Starting point is 00:04:50 He was credited in, Mike, October 31st, Mitchell, or Michael. Michael, October 31st, Mitchell, yeah. But my mom and dad didn't like. I think it's very funny. I'm thankful for everyone in the Doe fam and my own wonderful family, including my beautiful wife and fellow Doe boys listener pronunciation, Mikey, Mikey. How about that?

Starting point is 00:05:07 As foodman at gmail.com. I had a dream, my dad was in my dream last night, my dad's passed away. So my dad was in my dream last night, and he didn't wanna hang out with me. And I was like, why don't you wanna hang out with me? He's like, you're being weird. But that was kinda what the dream was about.

Starting point is 00:05:22 That was a joke for me so far. That's wild. Fucking asshole. Yeah, whatever. I had a dream I was at a food truck with NBA player Demar DeRosant. Really? Yeah, and I said, hey, what's up Demar?

Starting point is 00:05:34 I was like, hey, Nick, like new who I was. That's it? That was it, yeah. We both got kind of boring dreams. That's all that happened. Yeah, pretty much. I was being weird my dad would hang out with me and then you said hi to DeMar de Rosa. Yeah, I didn't knew who I was. That's all that happened.

Starting point is 00:05:51 Did you get food? We were in line for food truck and I don't remember eating. That's the thing with the dreams. You never... You don't get closure a lot of times. You don't get the closure you really don't want. Yeah, it's fucked up. It sucks.

Starting point is 00:06:02 Come on, can't the human body get it right? Come on, dreams. Yeah, I'm not going to get it right you really don't. Yeah, it's fucked up. It sucks. Come on, can't the human body get it right? Come on, dreams. Yeah, come on, dream, step it up. What say, have you had any other memorable dreams? I'm not a REM.

Starting point is 00:06:17 Because you're not a psychon. I'm a REM. Because you were a man who didn't dream a lot for a while and now you're kind of like, I feel like going hardcore into Dreamland, a bunch like Little Mimo, because you got your new CPAP, and that's getting me to see that. I'm not gonna let you see that stuff, but I'm telling you that I told you that I got foggy today. That's right.

Starting point is 00:06:34 I'm getting foggy a lot. Yeah, I said, I said we should call you London Mitchell, you're so foggy. Yes, you did say this. And it crushed in here. Everyone liked it. And I was like, I guess it is I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm's looking at my phone, I'm so it's driving. I shouldn't be doing that. Classic.

Starting point is 00:07:08 Look at my phone driving, watching videos. Barely looking up the entire time. And you know what, the thing that bummed me out is like every Instagram account is just food, it's all so much food stuff now. Yeah, right. And we've done this for eight years and we are like social media.

Starting point is 00:07:31 We've never broken out to mass public appeal. We did like, yeah, we had like a TikTok account we used briefly and then we just forgot it. I think it was just a promoter Spotify live show. All right. And then we saw us to that weekly. Oh, we do? Yeah, all social Spotify live show. Oh right. And then we went to that weekly. Oh we do?

Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah, all social clips go there. Oh, there we go. But we don't like do go on there and being like, hey, I'm gonna review the new, you know, whatever. These new ruffles that have a- Have you watched any of those? No, I'm not on TikTok. They're like, it's like, like when I heard

Starting point is 00:08:02 there was a new lobster taco in LA, I had to check it out. I'm at like the lobster shack and like, that's like, like when I heard there was a new lobster taco in L.A. I had to check it out. I'm at like the lobster shack and like that's, that is like what it is. Wow. And they have millions of views. Wow. And it's like the case deal was bomb. That's like all you do.

Starting point is 00:08:15 The thing is though, if we did, it's all you got to do. We would like, we could like try to do those thing. Like, oh, we got this. And then we'd like not get any traction and then we'd feel like shit. So why bother? Can we just try one? Can we do one? I'll do one with you. We're all right.

Starting point is 00:08:28 Hey, we're here in headgum studios. I got a new Coke Zero. It's gonna take a break. You're already here. How are you doing it, too? It's gonna be more laid back than that, even. Oh, like more low energy. Yeah. Okay. Hey, we're here at headgum studios. I got this Coke Zero. Oh, fuck. No, it's gonnagum Studios. I got this Coke Zero. Let's take a look. No, it's gonna be narrator. You're gonna be like, like today we checked out, like we've been hearing a lot about Coke Zero. Okay.

Starting point is 00:08:53 We checked it out. That's what we have to do. So here at Headgum Studios, you know, I was taking a piss earlier and looking at my phone, and I was reading about this thing Coke Zero. And I was like, well, I gotta get this thing. So I got this.

Starting point is 00:09:04 I'm of a taste. And then I'll take a piss afterwards, let you know how that feels. So your character is kind of a guy who's life circulates around piss? Yeah, I think so. Piss man. Looking for the next piss.

Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah, real piss guy. Should I just piss? I gotta think of the next. Shit, I just pissed. I gotta think of the next. Water Coke Zero. Anyway, we should get our guests in here. You suck. Yeah, this is bad. The dog's asleep.

Starting point is 00:09:38 Demi is now, and he's playing a feature of a studio, very, very, which we love. Yeah, she is lying on her side, being as quiet as a dope boys audience member. Uh, Pigeons and Z's. Do you have any I've corrected you about before? Yeah. As a well behaved dope boys audience.

Starting point is 00:09:56 That's right. Yes. Cause there's like a lot of idiots just yelling. Hot salad. Do hot salad. Cool. Do hot salad. Cool, do hot salad. Fucking you want from us. But then there'll be stuff that you don't know either.

Starting point is 00:10:10 Like, come bum and you're like, what's come bum? Do we say that? We say come bum on the podcast? No, I made it up. What? What are you doing this right now? I paid $60 for this ticket, come bum. What I'm doing.

Starting point is 00:10:29 I play your drop, Mitch. Oh, yeah. Am I hitting with a drop? I don't even play it. Okay. So curious where you're gonna go. Cause live show you really like to just... I know, fuck.

Starting point is 00:10:42 I kiss them and I love them cause to me they're all the same. I hug them and I squeeze them. I'm a panda. I'm a panda. I'm a panda. Mitch, you got to be your own man. You got to be your own man. Four forks. Well, that was when I, Ianned her to, but where was I

Starting point is 00:11:06 pandering there? That was DC. I think. Terry and Jamal. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. What was that chain?

Starting point is 00:11:17 The pizza place. Oh, the pizza place. Oh, yeah. It was not for it. It was not for us. That was bad. That was a bad rating. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:24 Bad rating. Hey, Mitch Nick Emma Amelia, Amelia Casey, and the drop king, when you asked if your panderer, the 1960 screener, Dion answered. Oh, all those well, the Chicago live show was a ton of fun and you pandered to us with another shot of Malort. Wow, exo exo, Leah,

Starting point is 00:11:43 aka Chicago Leah from the discord. Well, Chicago Leah, great to hear from you. Yeah. Yeah, that's a fan we like. That is a fan. Probably say pretty quiet those shows. Yeah. The Lord was bad. Yeah, more it was. Well, I don't mind it as much, but I also like we've had this before where we had Fernet, which MNI both enjoy. You did not like the Fernet. I think similar sort of. Yeah, also, like, we've had this before, where we had Fernet, which M&I both enjoy. You did not like the Fernet. I think it's a similar sort of, it's a more potent, more pine-solid Fernet, but it's the

Starting point is 00:12:11 same sort of, you know, character to it. A more pine-solid Fernet. Yeah. And you liked that. Well, I like Fernet. I don't know if I like Mellort, but it's not as like, noxious as some people think it is. To me.

Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah. The Lord sounds like a Medea catchphrase. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Starting point is 00:12:33 Hahaha. Hahaha. Uh, our guest today, Lisa Gilroy is here. Hi, Lisa. Thanks so much for being here. Hi, the boys. Wow. What a treat.

Starting point is 00:12:42 Thanks for making me time for us. Oh my God. Thanks for having me here at the dough factory I'm a huge fan Nick especially your TikTok show your pissantel. Where you do? Yeah, I love it Thank you so much. I like the idea of the dough the dough for like the like a steam whistle going off and us having lunchpales Yeah, part-at coming in and creating dog chips. Right. Blinding down a dino's tail.

Starting point is 00:13:08 Ha, ha, ha. Lisa, we have to address what you mentioned to us before we started, which is you were wearing a cake shirt on a day in which we were discussing cake, and this was an accident. Yeah, I noticed in the car, I thought the boys are gonna scream about this, and you have, so I'm satisfied.

Starting point is 00:13:23 We were very excited about it. Yeah, they were as soon as I walked in, they were hooping, hollering, they took out their own shirts, they fling them around their heads, they threw them into the office at large. Yeah, we had apologized to all the headgum staff working in office. And then they just said,

Starting point is 00:13:36 please can I wear a police can I wear a police can I wear? I said, no, you guys, this is my shirt. Switches me, switches me, switches me. God. Yeah, we're pissed off. I'm sure that we wouldn't stretch your shirt out. Your case shirt. Is this the band cake?

Starting point is 00:13:51 Yeah, I guess it's the band cake. Oh, cool. There was a, you got a favorite cake song? Hmm, that's a great question. I like all their songs. That's the problem. I went to a cake concert recently, and I was like, I was kind of like shocked.

Starting point is 00:14:04 I guess I loved them my whole life, and then I went to the concert recently and I was like, I was kind of like shocked. I guess I loved them my whole life and then I went to the concert and I was like, oh, this is my demo. Like I didn't really say. I don't know, I just kind of had like a strange kind of vibe, like really, really pale men. I didn't see a lot of women in it and anyone was like, there's no two.

Starting point is 00:14:20 Another cake concert, AKA a doboyshow. I'm very bad, it's like the audience maybe even more pale than a cake concert aka doboy show. Very bad. It's like the audience maybe even more pale than a cake concert. I had a cake album whatever the like their first big one was and that was the only one that's like. The one with short skirt long jacket on that's the only one. I think that album's called but I did like it. I love it. I had a cake album. Let it bleed. Isn't that doesn't there cake on that on the album cover? Is there? Oh, it had a cake on it had a cake. It wasn't cake the band. It had a cake on the cup. But it

Starting point is 00:14:50 next getting upset. No, no, I'm just trying to oh, it's a rolling stone's album. Yes, yes, yes, you're there's a cake on it. Let it bleed, let it bleed. Lisa, I have a question for you. What is it? I have a question for you. What is it? Gilroy, California, like your last name. Yes. As you may know, is the garlic capital of the world. And my daddy is the king,

Starting point is 00:15:13 which makes me the princess. Oh! Yeah. My question was going to be, do you like garlic? I do like garlic, but I don't like, I don't want my fingers to smell like it and I don't want to have it don't like, I like it. I don't want it to, I don't want my fingers to smell like it and I don't want to have it raw. Yeah, I get that.

Starting point is 00:15:29 That's a great question, Mitch. I'll dare you. Just tell her it was a Dracula test. We were testing if you were a Dracula test. We do a Dracula test here. We try to find, Dracula, we do a Dracula test. It's a Dracula vernacular.

Starting point is 00:15:41 It's another Medea catch phrase. It's kind of like bonkers that I said that I was part of like Gilroy family royalty and then you like skip right pass out and you're like, do you like garlic? Well, because I thought that was a bit. It wasn't a bit. And now you feel a cool. It's a bit. It's a bit.

Starting point is 00:15:57 It's a bit, but you could have, you could have acknowledged it. It was a bit, but it was bait and you could have bit. Oh, yeah. This is my issue with them too. I was fucking steamroll in towards my-like, do-like garlic question. Hey, hey, question for you. Do you like garlic? Do-like garlic.

Starting point is 00:16:11 But same thing, I don't like it on my fingers. Okay, now we're rolling. Now the podcast is cooking. What about you, Mitch? Do you like garlic? I only like it on my finger. Oh, nasty boy. I'll do the gloves sometimes if I got to do a little garlic cuttin' because I just

Starting point is 00:16:24 like, I can't handle the stink on my hands Really? You have gloves for garlic under the sink. I mean not yeah, I'm they're they're in the kitchen Dracula at the proctologist like there's no garlic on your finger is there He'd explode he would you know he'd be Explode you are you look kind of equating garlic to like how Dracula when he sees sun he turns to dust You think well garlic is a thing that Dracula can't Are you kind of equating garlic to like how Dracula, when he sees sun he turns to dust? Do you think, Well, garlic is a thing that Dracula can't,

Starting point is 00:16:48 what's he hates it, right? I think he hates it, it repels. He thinks yucky. Yeah. But I don't think that's a funny monster. That is a funny monster. I think if he ingested garlic, I think it would maybe get him, right?

Starting point is 00:17:00 Maybe just make him really sick. Yeah, I don't know what the origin of that is. And I don't know if that's in the Brahm Stoker canon, or if that's something that was added later to Vampire lore. But yeah, I think the idea is it just generally repels him. I'm also thinking my most recent comparison of garlic and Dracula's is the game Vampire Survivors, and you get the garlic there,

Starting point is 00:17:21 and it gives a little bit sort of like a protective orb around you. That's, I think that's maybe more what it is. Yeah. It's the protective. Kind of awards them on. They can smell it from a mile away and no vampires are ever going to eat garlic, so we won't know the like gastro-longical effects of it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:35 Because you'll smell it from a mile away. You can't sneak it into spaghetti sauce for a vampire. No, I don't think so. I asked the Dracula's eat it all. I don't know what they do. They eat the blood. They eat the blood. They eat the blood. Wait, the blood. They eat the blood.

Starting point is 00:17:45 Wait, yeah, they eat the blood of virgins. And maybe not. If you've had sex once or twice, they'll still eat your blood. Yeah. It's only once or twice. But they can taste every sexual partner you have. All right. Go boys are in.

Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a movie where like a Dracula eats garlic and like melts or something or no. I don't know man. Someone shoot garlic into a Dracula's mouth. That sounds like the Leslie Neal's in Dracula movie. I think this is like monster scar.

Starting point is 00:18:16 There's something. Oh monster squad. Where someone gets garlic in the mouth and then they melt or something. I'm kind of getting obsessed with the way you say garlic. You're kind of putting like a flourish on the R. Garlic. Garlic. Garlic.

Starting point is 00:18:29 Garlic. Well, I think what it is is that your Boston accent, you're trying to over-correct for it. Because you normally would not be like. You want to be garlic. Yeah. Oh, that might be what it is. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:36 Garlic. Garlic. Garlic. Garlic. Garlic. Garlic. You reminding me of the Flintstones. when you said we ride down the tail. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:49 Did I ever, so I did this talk show where you know this. Did I ever talk about this on the show? I don't know. I did this talk show where I wouldn't know what was going to happen. And they were like, we're taking you to the set of a new movie. I've told this. What's going on with Mike Mitchell? What's going on with Mike Mitchell?

Starting point is 00:19:02 Oh, yes, okay. Yeah, I've heard about this. And they're like, we're taking each of the set of a new movie and then they're like, what do you think it is? It's like X-Men and then they took my blindfold off and it was a porno. Did I do this? Yeah, I know this bit.

Starting point is 00:19:14 Yeah, yeah. Which porno was it? Which porno was it? I don't know. It was XXX-Men. That's it. They pulled the blindfold off and like two people were doing it like a right in front of you like five feet away from me.

Starting point is 00:19:29 It was like, is that like sexual harassment to you? Like, it's not strange right? Yeah. To be like, ha ha, look. Yeah. Right. Because you already said today that sex scares you and you haven't had a lot of it. So that's kind of a mean way.

Starting point is 00:19:42 Hold on a second. That's kind of like a haunted house for rich. That's not really fair. It was, it was wild. I had no issues with it. How close for you to the action? It was like really, it was, I was really, I was like really close and then they had me hold like a

Starting point is 00:19:57 mic later, but when I was done, what were you booming dialogue or like, you know it is. It's like, yeah. There's a, there's a dirty story I can't tell which I've never told in the podcast which I can't tell which I think okay. I'll say it off here Yeah, but I can't tell cuz it's too dirty or cuz you send an NDA. It's it's too it's off It's like I mean like the whole

Starting point is 00:20:16 Experiences kind of hard but I think I know the stories the guy was like having sex for a while right and then like some white stuff Like came out of a weener. Like, yeah. This freaking nasty. That's fucking sick, man. And you're like, is that piss? That's like, no. Oh, is that white piss? No. Did you drink a lot of milk earlier?

Starting point is 00:20:36 Like, no. That guy, this is why I brought up, gave me a Flintstone. Triple X porn parody DVD. Oh, wow. Okay. He was the guy who I was like booming was in the, I think, in the Flintstone story. So you did boom a guy. I boom, I boom for the guy.

Starting point is 00:20:57 And he gave me the Flintstones, but I was thinking of that. And I like, like, you know, like, hey, it's a living, you know what I mean? They should have like a bit where like a dinosaur or something was like sucking a dick. And he's like, it's a living. What was it called? The Flintstones triple X parody, yeah. What, I was wondering, I could be,

Starting point is 00:21:18 like Fred and Wilma go bam, bam, or like rock hard, or like pitch, pitch. It's a Flintbone shirt. Yeah, or like pitch, pitch. Blink, blin, blancher. Yeah, yeah, but dabbo. Ooh, yeah, but dabbo, ooh, is what we're lined up to see. They stopped, no, they used to have like, like, punny pornotidles. And then sometime, at some point in the past 20 years,

Starting point is 00:21:37 they went to just like, not blank a triple X parody. They just completely took the fun out of it. I guess because they stole, yeah, it would be like, not the Simpsons. Yeah, not the still, yeah, it'll be like, the Simpsons. Yeah, not the Simpsons at Triple Xperity. And the Simpsons porno parody might just be called that, actually. There really is one, is it live action? Yeah, and they got fucking yellow body paint.

Starting point is 00:21:53 No way. Except on their junk. Like Homer fucks Lisa or what, it's like, they're like, why? See that one? But I'm just saying that that's what happens. Why would you freaking say that? That's what, that's what I'm just saying.

Starting point is 00:22:02 What happens in these things? That's the sick thing. What? Well, they should have had like a bird, like suck and Fred Flintstone off saying like, hey, it's a living like they should have done. That would have been fun. Here's the thing about the Simpson's Pornoparity.

Starting point is 00:22:13 Mm-hmm. They, so they, I think they would just were like, didn't know the show all that well, because there's, there's Homer and Marjorin and Homer is actually the camera operator. I can't believe I just randomly said the title of a pornoparity and you've seen it. Yeah, I've seen most of it.

Starting point is 00:22:29 Anyway. So there's like Mo in it, like Flanders is in it. Homer is the camera operates from his POV, which is a weird choice, but actually the person doing the voice impersonation of Homer is pretty good. But like Marger's in it, okay. And then you think like, oh, how's that? I bet Mod Flanders is in it, Helen Lovejoy,

Starting point is 00:22:49 like, you know, who else? No, they go to, they have Cookie Kwan from the real estate episode, a number one on the west side. And then the other character is, McBain's wife, not in the Simpson. They made a new character. Of all the characters available for you

Starting point is 00:23:04 in the Simpson's canon, famously made a new character of all the characters available for you in the Simpsons canon. Famously as show with so many characters, they create McBain's wife out of thin air. Maybe the Simpsons will copy from that parody and create McBain's wife. That's from? McBain's wife. Yeah, McBain's wife.

Starting point is 00:23:19 How was the porn oh? It's gross. Remember that? It's gross. Here's the thing. So like it's like they have a yellow body paint, right? Oh, right. They can't do it on their genitals because it was mustard and it would hurt. It's mustard. Yeah. And they say repeatedly they're like, this is mustard. Like don't get any mustard on you, which really breaks the fourth wall. But like, your eyes are watering. Just stinks. It's crazy. You're not. So you're just looking at like distinctly pink and brown

Starting point is 00:23:50 genitals versus like a yellow body. And it's just like, this looks nasty. This is disgusting. So you would have liked it better if the genitals were yellow. I think just some consistency. Or just don't try to do yellow body paint. Or maybe don't try to make the Simpson subsets.

Starting point is 00:24:04 Yeah, maybe you don't need to make the Simpson's live action porn operity. Yeah, yeah You know, it would be good for Flintstones remember in the movie how they had that sink pig under the sink And he was a good greasel thing that would eat anything you gave him. Yeah, maybe a good dick sucker That would be that's that's the guy You know, I never watched it. I think I read I think I read gifted it to my mom for Christmas, but I But I but I should I should watch it and see if there is, then maybe they do do that. I never watched it after I got it. I should have watched it,

Starting point is 00:24:32 but it's only the right thing to do when you do this. Well, now you can't watch it DVD. How you gonna watch that? That's a good point. Maybe, can I, well, my play, PlayStation plays Blu-Ryce and DVDs or no? Yeah, okay, right. I play DVD on that.

Starting point is 00:24:44 I told you before, I don't know if I told you so much, my brother for my birthday one year got me Edward Penishands, the poor no parody of Edward Scissorhands. And we're so pissed because the general is rent the color of knives. Yeah, I'm not really a shoe, can't take me out of it. It's, that one's also gross. Let's talk a little bit about Alberta, which is where

Starting point is 00:25:06 you're from. Speaking of penis hands. Okay, we've been up to Canada. I've never been to Alberta. I've been to Saskatoon and I've been to Vancouver. Okay, but yeah, and I'm curious though, like, are there any distinct Albertan chains or Canadian chains in general fast food restaurants? Oh, that's a good question. It's hard for me to tell because when I came here, I just assumed that everything is American. I feel like we get so much stuff from you guys. Interesting.

Starting point is 00:25:34 But when I know a song that's Canadian and Americans don't know what I get really confused or a word, we have different words as you know. But we have different dessert. We have, have you ever had an animo bar? That's kind of like a distinctly, well that's from an animo bc, but I'll put it right next to that problem. So we get an animo bar.

Starting point is 00:25:53 So it's basically like a slab of butter with like a, like just like a layer of fat on some nougat and then some more butter and then chocolate and then butter cream and like something that looks like homemade sauce and then more cream and then butter. Wow. I don't think we've had these before.

Starting point is 00:26:06 No, we've had some Canadian treats. A lot of our friends have sent them to us. But I don't know if we've had that. We've like tried on the live show. Puff wheat square, did you have? Well, maybe that sounds familiar. That sounds more familiar here. That's kind of like a rice crispy treat,

Starting point is 00:26:17 but it's puffed wheat and it has chocolate and molasses on it. That does sound more familiar. It does sound more familiar. I can't remember distinctly. Those are kind of like the big hits. And at Starbucks in Alberta, you'll can't remember distinctly. Those are kinda like the big hits. And at Starbucks in Alberta, you'll get a puff wheat square. Like that's what you would get. So it's like kind of shocking to come here

Starting point is 00:26:31 and have the Starbucks not have that. Like it would be a thing like behind the counter. Yes, it would be like next to this little cinnamon buns and the cake pops and the muffins. That's fun. Regional. Yeah, I'm into that. I've had, I've been to Montreal,

Starting point is 00:26:43 so I've been, you've never been to Montreal, right? Bonjour, and no, Bonjour to you. Fuck. And I had a, what is it? What does the smoked meats up there? I loved it. Oh, like a doner? Oh, no, but I've had doner up there too.

Starting point is 00:26:59 A specific restaurant you're thinking of. No, it's like the, I think it's smoked meats. Montreal, hold on, I'm going to go with it. Montreal smoked meats? Yeah, yeah. Wait, but smoked's like the, I think it's smoked meats. Montreal, hold on, I'm gonna go with it. Montreal smoked meats. Yeah, yeah. Wait, but smoked meats, the concept or it's a restaurant called smoked meats. No, that's the concept. Yeah, smoked meat.

Starting point is 00:27:12 It is, it's like pastrami basically. Oh, with the name of the dish is smoked meat. Yeah, wow. Okay, I just thought that was universal. It is. Montreal smoked meat. Got it, got it. We have orange Julius, too, that's a chain. Wait, do you have it here? We do have orange Julius. Okay, I think. Montreal smoked me. Oh yeah. Got it. We have orange Julius too.

Starting point is 00:27:25 That's a chain. Wait, do you have it here? We do have orange Julius. Okay. Almost not anymore. Orange Julius, I think actually from Southern California. Remember, we covered it. What?

Starting point is 00:27:33 We covered it with Ocarman. I think it's originally from South. Oh, I'm thinking it's a Canadian thing because it has the, we have the biggest orange in Canada and it's just in front of an orange Julius. Oh, that's cool. Like the big donut outside on top of Randy's donuts. Yeah, I can imagine it's something similar to that. Wow.

Starting point is 00:27:48 And we also have a giant, I just got me to find one of another podcast for saying this wrong. You know, Bert, we say kubasah, that's what the sausage is called. Okay. And you guys call it keelbasa. Oh, a kubasah. Yeah. So we have a giant keel, say it again.

Starting point is 00:28:03 Kubasah. Kubasah, kubasah. Yeah. Gerylick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we have a giant kill, say it again. Kill bossa? Kill bossa, kill bossa. Yeah, yeah. Gerylick. Yeah. We have a giant statue of that too. Wow, that's cool. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:11 Kill bossa, you think of it this way, kill. Yeah. So what do you think for bossa, bossa, bass? Bossa Nova. Yeah, like bossa Nova or bossa NAS. Bossa NAS in the night of the day. Yeah. You know bossa NAS is. No. I think bossa Nova is cleaner. Yeah, boss boss, yeah, like bossa Nova or boss. Now boss NASA and then out of the you know, you know boss. NASA. I think boss and Nova is cleaner. Yeah, boss.

Starting point is 00:28:28 No, but that's the nasty little pig under the sink and fun. Kind of similar. Is the leader of the gun gun. Gunge is leader of the gun. Gens on that boo. Uh, kind of the underwater species. Leader of the gkins on Naboo. Yeah, the Planet Naboo.

Starting point is 00:28:47 After the initial... You guys are pissing me the hell off. I he holds up a big well, well, I know her. Okay. Now we're in Portman territory. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Queen Amadala is there and she like kind of like the Gungans kind of cohabitate with like, you know, the people who the the landwriters on that bow. They kind of have here. What were we talking about? Uh, how do we get about here? It bossa't know, it bossa. I feel bossa. Okay, so bossa is clean out my dollars a little bit. Yeah, but this is the thing, it's boss-nass,

Starting point is 00:29:30 and there are many bosses, so I don't think it's an demonic device saying kill boss-nass. Oh, you're actually saying boss-nass. Boss-nass. Yeah, bossa-nova, I think is cleaner. Because it is actually the word. It is actually the word.

Starting point is 00:29:42 You have to add the A and then drop the Nass. And then drop the Nass. And then you're like, who's boy bossa? Oh boss Nass, what? Like it doesn't really work as a nickname. But for us, it maybe works more. It maybe works more. Like we are big fans of boss Nass.

Starting point is 00:29:56 Yeah. And now I am too. You seem simply irresistible. You know who I like? And I always forget the character's names because there's Jar Jar. and then there's boss Nass But then there's like that third gungan who like is like a like a primary gungan, but he like the guy who I was the mustache He's the mustache and he's like he's like take him this one. He like throws like Jar Jar a bomb. Yeah, that's fun

Starting point is 00:30:19 He's like annoying than Jar Jar. He's kind of a little bit more serious. He's this more serious gungan. Yeah. This is before the Clone Wars. How do I describe this? What do you think I'm being prominent gungans? How do I find out which guy this guy is? I think prominent gungans are worth. I'm prominent gungans. So you guys like Jar Jar then?

Starting point is 00:30:41 I thought everybody hated Jar Jar. I've come around the Jar Jar. The tide's kind of turned. I mean, we like on a best who's the actor, you know, I think he did a great job and it's just like a kind of a trailblazing performance in terms of motion capture and voice, you know, is one. There's also, there's also this theory that Jar Jar was a Sith. Jar Jar was a Sith, yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:02 No fucking way. Jar Jar was one of the bad guys all the whole time. Whoa Sith is how British people say six Find a lot of a jar jar not a lot of that other guy who said other gungan January Sith Yeah, this is just about Qui-Gon. Um, Qui-Gon Barobli? Well, we'll give him time. He should know this stuff.

Starting point is 00:31:32 No, we'll find it out. I just, I'll say, because, yeah, boss NAS promotes banks to the position of Bombad General. So remember that Bombad General, uh, Jar Jar, but who the fuck is that other guy? You know what? Let us know in the comments. You want to do hashtag mystery gungan, um, and send us a name and maybe a wookie pd link. Uh, we will distribute that to everyone, but I have a mitch has got him. You got him?

Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah. What is it? It's a, I'm looking up right now. Oh, I mean, like, I got, I got him on here. I mean, this is him. Yeah, that's him, yeah. Yeah, that's his name. Get a got a catfish look.

Starting point is 00:32:10 I, I, I simply, I just, uh, his name is, uh, Roost Tarples. Roost Tarples. How can I forget? There he is. Okay, well, you guys give me two names that exist in the Star Wars universe and one that you're just making up on the spot and I'll try to guess. Okay, that's, that's on. Uh, but you can't be any, like, here are the names that exist in the Star Wars universe and one that you're just making up on the spot. And I'll try to guess. Okay. That's, that's on. But you can't be any like here the names that I know jar jar.

Starting point is 00:32:31 So don't use that. Let's see. May Swindu. Okay. Okay. Darth Plagueis. And one more. It fisto.

Starting point is 00:32:42 Okay. Darth Plagueis. And one more. Hit Fisto. Kit Fisto. Darth Plagueis. What was the first one? Mace Windu. Mace Windu seems real because Nick and me. It was like, mm-hmm, like classic. Oh, yeah, I forgot we, that's where we're done.

Starting point is 00:33:05 Kit Fist also sounds like the mix, like, kittens and fisting, which we were just talking about before. Oh my God. So, I'm gonna say you made up Kit Fist so. Actually, all three are real. We tricked you. We tricked you. I'm just talking sucks.

Starting point is 00:33:18 This is the one way for me to be included in this conversation. I'm not. We tricked you. We tricked you three actual names from the Star Wars universe. They're all real. What's his name? Hit Fist down. No, the other guy, Torpals.

Starting point is 00:33:36 Oh, yeah. Roost Torpals. Roost Torpals. Roost Torpals. Yeah. I remember that. Roost Torpals. Can I ask you specifically about A&W Canada? Because that's one of the best chains that we've ever like visited on the road. I remember that. Can I ask you specific about A&W Canada?

Starting point is 00:33:45 Because that's one of the best chains that we've ever like visited on the road. I color orange. Is there no A&W in America? There is A&W in America, but there was a schism at a certain point they have completely different like corporate ownership, the north of the border and south of the border.

Starting point is 00:33:58 Yeah, they're completely different companies with the same branding. Well, okay, so it's, so then it must be all the state like root, root beer is most famous. Yes, yeah. What's juggling over here? I mean, I don't know if we can, I mean, all right. I was like, I was reading the Roost Tarples.

Starting point is 00:34:13 I mean, this is funny. Okay. I was reading the Roost Tarples wuccapedia. I was like, Roost Tarples was a gungen male who served in the gungen grand army during the invasion of Naboo, and then there was an ad below it. It says am I gay. It's an am I gay, tough. Just a quiz.

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Starting point is 00:39:39 Better sleep starts now. Welcome back to Doboys discussing milk bar with our guest Lisa Gilroy, Lisa before the break. We were talking about A&W Canada and we got, we got derailed, but yes, we talked about the burger family. We get a little deranged. Yeah, we did. I just, I can't, I want to interject. Okay. I clicked, I clicked on the RMI gay test and I want to share with you the first question. Okay. The first question of the, are you gay test? The first question is, do you think you are gay? Wow.

Starting point is 00:40:16 Is that the only question? I mean, there's 20 questions. Wow. I genuinely never clicked on an ad. It's like a, can I say? It's already like, it's taking me off site. Like it's like, all right. It's like already, it's already not a good.

Starting point is 00:40:39 Second question is, is your social security number gay? Prove it, put it in here. Oh, wait, no, all right. So the questions were below. Have you ever been intimate with someone at the same sex? Okay, so I mean, like, these are, this isn't very much like the quiz I thought it would be.

Starting point is 00:40:53 I guess. Yes, right. He's answering. Have you ever questioned your sexual orientation before taking this quiz? I stopped taking the MI gate test on there. All right, fine, fine, I won't take it on there. Okay, so the, you're still taking it.

Starting point is 00:41:11 I don't, fine, it's fine. I'm not taking it. Fine, I won't take it. The one thing they have in, and it, and it be Canada. First off, the food is just a much higher quality than it is here, but, but the burger family. That's a thing like, I don't think we have that they have to be in here. That's like the A&W signature thing. Mama burger, Papa burger, baby burger. Uncle burger. I think there's an uncle burger. I think there might be a baby burger. Step dad burger, newborn burger.

Starting point is 00:41:41 Dad grandma burger. Teen burger. That's always what I used to get. Well, that's the thing is, when you are growing up in Canada, I guess you have to identify with who you are in the family. So I had Teen Burger. Oh, interesting. One of the teens I thought, this is what I meant to be doing. One of my gonna order grandma burger?

Starting point is 00:41:59 No. No, you don't wanna do that. Why go order the pre-teen burger that kicked him out of the restaurant? All right. All right. The original lineup consists of, I don't wanna do that. Why go over to the preteen burger that kicked him out of the restaurant? All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Starting point is 00:42:43 Oh, I guess so. I'm still taking. I guess I'm still taking the quiz. I gotta stop making the quiz. Have you ever eaten a double teen burger? Milk bar was founded by Christina Toci, who was the pastry chef at David Chang's Momofuku. In 2008, she pitched converting in adjacent space in the either East Village location into a bakery, which they did into Momofuku Milk Bar.

Starting point is 00:43:06 They shot, they shot Parker to weigh the Momofuku. Now it's just Milk Bar. Their signature dessert is the Milk Bar Pies, where they put them on the map as we're discussing beforehand, and it was known as Crack Pie until 2019. Okay, wait, guess which one of these three is the Star Wars name? To see Momofuku or Jar Jar. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:43:24 Blind and might guess Momofuku. They're all Milk Bar names, you fucking idiot. Momma Fuku or Jar Jar. Hahaha. Hmm. Blind and might guess Momma Fuku. They're all milk bar names, you fucking idiot. Wow. Jar Jar is for the Jar Jar of jam that I've sold. Two Jar Jar of jam. Crack by until 2019, it's an oat cookie crust filled with a custard made with butter, egg yolks, milk, and sugar.

Starting point is 00:43:42 So it's akin to a chest pie. Now I've bent a milk bar. There are 11 locations. The one I've been to Milk Bar, there are 11 locations. The one I've been to, the woke police. That's right. The kicked in the door of Milk Bar and said that crack pie is now, what is it now? Milk bar pie.

Starting point is 00:43:55 Milk, that sucks. Well let's talk about it, because like crack. Yeah. It's a drug. It's a drug. It's a drug. Yeah. So, so.

Starting point is 00:44:05 I talk about this in my intro a little bit, but it is like a thing like I understand why they changed it. I willingly, I willingly smoked crack one time. Wait, really? I was really fucked up and I was with friends and they were I was like you are with friends. And there I was like what is that and they're like it's crack and I was like give me that I'll smoke it was like the sun was up I was all fucked up and I smoked it a lot ago and then this is when I was 21 or 22.

Starting point is 00:44:43 Okay. So you're very young. And then the next morning, I was like, Oh my God, I smoked crack last night. You know, like, yeah, it was like, like, four p.m. the next day. And I was like, No, it was just weed. But, but so I made, I made the decision, I made the conscious decision to smoke crack. So you smoked weed and thought it was crack. I mean, I was so, I was like, beyond black out drunk. What, but what did you think? Well, they just handed you a pipe,

Starting point is 00:45:10 or did you see something that you thought resembled crack the drug? I thought that I, I don't know, I was out of my mind. So I like, but I did, I took the step to smoke when I thought was crack. Wow. But I never did it, I never did again. I never, I never smoke, I haven't smoked crack. I don't like fucking Bill Clinton.

Starting point is 00:45:26 I Didn't hail, but it wasn't it wasn't crap Man Bill Clinton out of I can be see it was I did I didn't hail was for weed. Yeah, I know it's not wild It's crazy crazy different time. So yeah, there are 11 locations of milk bar now They're all in like you you know, kind of major cities and they're kind of, I feel like it's kind of a touristy spot because I went to the Las Vegas one. That's my understanding of it.

Starting point is 00:45:53 And their flagship location L.A. is on Melrose and that's where we got our order from. Lisa, did you had Milk Bar before? I think I might have had it once before. Well, actually, my sister has a Milk Bar cookbook. So she like cooks some things from it. Does that count? But probably not.

Starting point is 00:46:07 Doesn't have the toasty touch. But that's the thing, like toasty herself has become a brand now. In the same way that David Chang is like a brand, she's like a pastry celebrity. She has all these cookbooks and shit. Half pastry, half celebrity. Scary.

Starting point is 00:46:21 Don't get to make my toasty. I'm not gonna make it. Joe Biden is four years older than Bill Clinton. I know why to think about that's insane. Yeah That's very easy. I don't know. We should forward him the game He like releases a statement When he saw a mission impossible dead reckoning. Yeah, we have to tackle AI when he saw a mission impossible dead reckoning. He's like, we have to tackle AI. It's like one.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Come on, man. Now a president saw a movie and was like, we gotta take action. And now in high schools, when I take SATs, you gotta take the gay test. We're in desperate, we're in doom. That's my, that's my job. That's a very good, very good.

Starting point is 00:46:55 That's pretty good. Kind of, everybody else will kind of sound like Bill Clinton a little bit. Kind of sounds a little bit like Bill Clinton in there too. Uh, the, here's, here's what I'll say about Milk Bar. This, Nick, do you think it sounds a little bit like Bill Clinton in there too. Here's what I'll say about Milk Bar. Nick, do you think it sounds a little bit like Milk Bar? I thought you were doing Clinton at first, but it wasn't going to comment on it because I figured you might be doing it. But it's not far off.

Starting point is 00:47:15 I feel like. He's just less of a twin, like Southern. Less of a twin. Come on, man. I'm Milk Bar. Yeah. We could all have a little bit of Milk Bar. He's a little harsher. all have a little bit of mouth bar.

Starting point is 00:47:25 It's a little harsher. Talks a little harsher. Fuck any ear no bar. Yeah. Yeah. Clint is a little bit more smooth. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Wow.

Starting point is 00:47:36 Yeah, he's a little smooth. Like the saxophone. I watched a video from his inauguration of just like, at Clint's inauguration, they got like all, like the biggest American jazz saxophonists to like stand in the line, and they each did like six bars of solo. And so it's like 20 saxophonists all going in a row,

Starting point is 00:47:55 just like trying to give their like, like most intense licks for like a very limited amount of time. Six bars is not a lot to improvise with. Sure, yeah. You think they were improvising? I think so, probably. I would come with my very best notes ready to go. See that look the pere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to tere to t How much within six bars within like it's not not that doesn't mean six notes. That means how many measures of a weight yeah, yeah That's actually a long time

Starting point is 00:48:28 If there's a whole if there's a line of about 150,000 people with trombones that will take a long time That's a good point. I used to play trombone. Did you really seven to grade? Well, you know about him I don't know about him. I did play saxophone. I also played Clarinet and bassoon bassoon is a bassoon guy. Bassoon. God. American's so fucked up that they like kids have bassoons. In schools. What the hell? Yeah. It was a, yeah, so I'm definitely the wind instrument family.

Starting point is 00:48:56 But these are definitely afraid to see you with a long ass bag coming to school. My bassoon. No, my bassoon. day gets taken out before even makes a demand. Was socks the cat at all a part of the, I don't know, can you bring a cat to a fucking inauguration? I don't know. I don't think they, I think they'd be going crazy, right? Maybe put, if you put them in a crate. In the Clinton porn parody, socks the cat catch like so come off and like it's a

Starting point is 00:49:31 You played trombone. Yeah, did you like did you enjoy it? And was it just for seventh grade? Yeah, I mean well seventh and eighth grade But um my teacher told me I never amounted anything cuz I kept reaching out and grabbing the bell You know like so the like seventh position on a trombone is like near the bell and I kept touching it with my little fingers to feel where I was at. But you're supposed to just memorize where the positions are. Because there's no way that the slide doesn't stop

Starting point is 00:49:54 with certain notes. You have to know where they are. No, it's not like a valve brass instrument or like, you know, woodwind where you've got like discreet like finger positions. It's like, yeah, it's all based on feels. I am. My band teacher was fifth grade,

Starting point is 00:50:06 which is too early to give kids instruments. Yeah, totally. And I told you that I, Too early. You stuck up your butt or what? I, sadder than that. I pl- Satter than that.

Starting point is 00:50:15 I played. Buckle up brother. I told why, I've said this on the show before, but I played the Simpsons theme song for my grandparents. And I remember it's like, this is like the last few years of their lives and it's me being like, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Starting point is 00:50:31 Like speaking, speaking the song into my saxophone. You didn't know how to actually play the same thing in the intro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like my grandparents who were like, in like their last year of life, watching me be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What is this video you have? No, it's just a very vivid memory who are like in like their last year of life watching me be for two of them. It was about a year left.

Starting point is 00:51:05 Their life. Don't you think it made them happy to see you play your answer? No, it sucked. You think that's what killed them? Possibly. God. I think it.

Starting point is 00:51:15 Listen, look at me. If I was your grandma, I'd love to hear you play. She deserves a cooler grandson. Oh, there's nothing cooler than playing the Simpson theme song. What is it? It was a play, Adelweiss. Shit. I theme song. What is it was a play at all vice? shit, I Your your concern is that you did actually a mac Colken grandson and she got fucking

Starting point is 00:51:33 McCulley Colken yeah What you want to hear you wanted her to step on a nail and get a pink pants one under her? No, I don't know You want her to enter the home alone house. I didn't want her to enter the home alone house. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I would. I would never. You would wish I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Starting point is 00:51:51 I just got a really good idea. Do you guys want to be my business partner? Say yes before I tell you what they're doing. Yeah, okay. Okay, so then this Christmas, we do Christmas. This is a great idea. Haunted house and it's a home alone house where you have to enter and there's a bunch of like things going on that could hurt you. But it's like Halloween but for Christmas. And if you're brave enough, you come through the home alone house where you have to enter and there's a bunch of things going on that could hurt you.

Starting point is 00:52:05 But it's like Halloween but for Christmas. And if you're brave enough, you come through the home alone house. How fun! It's funny though, because you can't really have a nail that they step on. It has to be like, it has to be something that's like it buzzes. It can be a buzz sound or something. That's the best thing I've ever seen.

Starting point is 00:52:20 Oh yeah, why don't you just have a big fucking empty house and you walk and you'll hear a buzz sound? People will know that. I feel like they can get someone in the face of the pain can't partner with you guys. No, I just, I think other practices are the creative ideas. It's not a creativity thing. It's the pain cans were solved. The safety issue and maybe has some sort of buzz.

Starting point is 00:52:36 Okay. Okay. We're thinking, rethinking, you know how you can go to those things where it's like Instagram influencers take pictures, jumping into a pool of sprinkles. It's the home loan house, but the pain cans are plush and you can pose with it getting you getting hit on the side of the head. That's that's that's you can you can pose on the stairs. Can we put some clean up in some sort of buzz sound in there? Sure, like me a fucking buzz sound.

Starting point is 00:52:54 You want a buzz sound? I mean, in both ways we should get some buzz sounds. Sounds from buzz. But crazy buzz for the course. And then also buzz like if you step on the nail, you get a buzz, but then also sounds from buzz like and buzz like Kevin Would you do to my room or whatever? Yeah, I wouldn't let you in my room if you're growing on my ass Kevin you're the French called les incompatons. That's what will be coming through the speakers everywhere you are

Starting point is 00:53:19 Devin rat tray, right? Isn't that his name? Is that his name? Is that a Star Wars character? You know what I don't care for with the wet bandits is that what gives them their name, that they flood the house, my turn it. Like that's so wasteful. I get that it's kind of their signature, but you don't go to a line with the sticky bandits, eh? Oh yeah, that was at home too.

Starting point is 00:53:39 That's home home too, yeah. What they do to make it sticky? Don't say jizz. They, I'm not gonna say jizz, so I'm just not gonna say anything at all one two. What they do to make it sticky? Don't say jizz. They, I'm not gonna say jizz, so I'm just not gonna say anything at all. Okay. They have like tape cans. And then it's like, I think like,

Starting point is 00:53:53 which one is Marv? It's Marv. It's all one. Joe Pesci is. Joe Pesci is. Wait. I don't fucking know. I just know what Marv is.

Starting point is 00:54:02 Marv is Joe Pesci. Marvin, what's the other one's name? I only think of them as Joe Pes. Daniel Stern. Marvin Harry. Yeah, Harry's the tall one. Marvin's the little one. Joe Pes. And then like, I think Marv is kind of like, Harry, you know what I mean? I saw a video the other day that Joe Pes,

Starting point is 00:54:17 she like made up his own language because he swear so much. Yeah, where he burns his hand on the dorknaw. I thought that too. He goes, because he wants to say like, fuck shit, like he wants to say fucking shit. You know, I used to live on a three, like three story walk up

Starting point is 00:54:31 and I had to take my groceries up and it had a heavy heavy groceries, right? Imagine me carrying all the bags in lunch and then I put them down my hand, it would be all crypt up, freaked up, it was like a really dark line in the middle where the older grocery, and I would always go,

Starting point is 00:54:42 I should have freaked out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I should have free. That's fun. Yeah. That's a thing like, like I've got, especially like before good reusable bags, when you get like plastic grocery bags or something and to be carrying them a long way, like walking home like, yeah,

Starting point is 00:54:58 they turn the lights that little rope. Yeah, I was like, yeah, what would you sound like? When you, when you do that? I'd be like, run go, fuck it, run, run, run. I forgot. Cut, Joe, what would you sound like when you like, like, fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. Uh, cut. Joe, you said fuck on that one. I don't know. You said, you said, Rugga, sugar, fuck a sugar.

Starting point is 00:55:13 I don't go again. Rugga, fuck. No, cut. Sorry. That time it was Rugga, fuck a fuck. Sorry, it's hard. Uh, so we went we we got to go max ain't fuck around said you caused Mac to say fuck around. I'm sorry. Like I did. Max ain't fuck to Mike MJ now and MJ is not liking it. We're gonna tolerate that kind of language. Okay, the flagship Melrose store is where we got our food from. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing.

Starting point is 00:55:45 That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing.

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Starting point is 00:56:01 That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's like, you know, you know, that's what they call us. The truffle's party three packs. I love that. We got a crunchy cereal milkshake and a chocolate B day milkshake. And we got a birthday cake slice, a chocolate birthday cake slice, and a red velvet cheesecake slice as well as their signature milk bar pie slice. Emma picked those up for us. Um, for us. And everything arrived in good shape,

Starting point is 00:56:26 including the milkshakes, which we were worried about travel, but they were nicely, you had a nice little cooler there with some ice in it. Yeah, I guess a nice and cold. The only way to transfer milkshakes. So I feel like everything we got was in its best state. I think we got stuff that was like, we were able to try it how it's supposed to be.

Starting point is 00:56:45 And, you know, based on my prior, no part of it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So I think I maybe just get into fucking old, where just that much sugar just to me is punishing. Like I'm not having fun while I'm eating all this. I know this is not how normally people consume milk bar. They get a slice of cake and maybe a shake and that's all they have. They don't have nine things at once. But I don't know, even finishing just one slice of cake here,

Starting point is 00:57:19 I think would be too much for me. Yeah, it's crazy. We're all getting old now. I do. So I used to eat just sugar. Like, remember those like pixie sticks when you were a kid and you're just like dump sugar in your mouth?

Starting point is 00:57:30 I did like those. Or I used to make my special juice, which was just like a half a cup of sugar mix with like a teaspoon of water. And it was like white sludge. You call that my special juice? Yeah. And my parents are like, what is that?

Starting point is 00:57:41 You're gonna stop drinking that. I'm gonna stop drinking that. Do you very sweet from you, but if why you're offered me my special juice today, I'd be hard. I have some of my special juice. Come on, you know, MJ, we're rolling. Uh, I look, here's, here's what I'll say.

Starting point is 00:58:03 Everything is well made and it's well packaged. Like clearly they know that the bulk of their business or a lot of their business now is like delivery and takeout so they have nice little containers for everything. It felt like it was all like, you know, this was the place executing these things how they're supposed to be.

Starting point is 00:58:19 I'm sure they have. I don't know. I assume you can have a little bit more consistency with a place that does desserts, that does baked goods when you're trying to scale up versus a place that's making like, you know, that's got like a flat top, a flat top grill in a deep fryer that's trying to bake different dishes like on the go, you know what I mean? I mean, I just, I'm assuming as someone who doesn't know a lot about these things, it's maybe a little bit easier to scale up that kind of industrial kitchen.

Starting point is 00:58:46 So this resembles my experience at the Vegas one. It's just that, fuck, I don't know where to begin here. Mitch, what were your thoughts of this place? You know, I've taken, my experience with milk bar comes from when I would say about jet blue points and I would I would sometimes fly mint occasionally. Uh-huh. Mint chocolate chip. And I say about by pint of mint chocolate chip. That's what I call flying mint. Just eat the pint on the plane. Now Emma, you'll know this.

Starting point is 00:59:26 If you ever fly mint, they give you milk bar cookie. I only flew mint one time and I don't remember what food they gave me, but I did eat all of it. I had a jet being cut out of one. I would save up points and then I would do mint on the way back for Christmas or something. It's like a premium class. It's like a premium class thing. I know. I'm going to choose one again. It's my the premium class. It's like a premium class thing. I know, I'm not sure.

Starting point is 00:59:45 It's our first class and first class. No, it's the same. I look like a lap. It's it is pilot, it's pilot's lap. Wow. Which he did not like. Um, I, I, I, I was crushing the man. But, uh, it was, uh, they gave you a corn cookie sound, uh,

Starting point is 01:00:05 on one time sometimes, a corn cookie some, on one time, sometimes. A corn cookie sometimes, and then the two times I remember cookies is a corn cookie, and then the compost cookie. And so besides that, I had even made a crack pie for us, remember she made a version of the crack pie, or sorry, the whatever, it's called now, pie. Milk bar pie.

Starting point is 01:00:26 Milk bar pie. But I didn't have a lot of experience with it and it seemed kind of like a fancy dessert place. And I don't really care about like, specifically dessert restaurants, but I know that they have a function. And I think that I may be ordered a crack pie or something for like a Thanksgiving

Starting point is 01:00:43 and people enjoyed it. But it's a crowd pleaser. It's very, it's all very sugary. That was like, but I know that like also, it's a hard place to judge for us because we're eating like five desserts or we're splitting up five desserts and it's- But I don't, yes, and I know that's what I said earlier,

Starting point is 01:01:06 but also I don't think any of us ate much more than the equivalent of like one piece of pie, or one slice of cake, or you know, one to two cookies. Like we were having bites of everything. Yeah. We subbed it, like I had a quarter of three different cookies, so I had less than one cookies worth of cookie, you know. We were saying that for, I think this was kind of damning to the places that the thing that

Starting point is 01:01:28 we enjoyed the most was the corn cookie. Exactly. And the corn. The corn milkshake, the corn cereal mixture. Yeah, it was like, hard for bread by the end of it. Yeah, yeah. You're like, this one tastes kind of like bread. That's one's corn.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Yeah, and you were saying there was like an nostalgia factor too when you were having your shake, or one of you was saying, I guess like maybe it's just adults wanting to have corn flakes again. I think that's the appeal of the cereal, the crunchy cereal milkshake. That one milkshake is so much like just eating corn flakes in milk. Yeah, it's so similar.

Starting point is 01:01:59 It's almost the best thing you could get there if you don't want something too sweet. Right. Also that red velvet with the cream cheese, I too sweet right also that red velvet with the cream cheese I thought was good right. I was good. I'm I'm I question does milk bar suck and I don't think it sucks. I do not think milk bar Yeah, I think that like I think someone would have a dessert there and be like this is a nice dessert. I'm happy if you brought like Picture you bringing that pie from the milk bar to the Thanksgiving, like you were hero. Yeah, that's fun.

Starting point is 01:02:26 Yeah, because people see, he walks in, everyone goes, rich. Like there's something about like the logo is making it more delicious to me than it is. Which maybe is a thing I don't like about it or something. Like that's like maybe why I like him in my head, I'm like, fuck this place. I mean, like it was always for me

Starting point is 01:02:43 when I would drive by it on Malrose or something. I was like, fuck you. I say, fuck up. I mean, I don't wanna go in that fucking place. Do you, when you drive by it? It looks so delicious. Like the way the pink letters are and everything. It's, I think the branding is masterful.

Starting point is 01:02:58 And I think that extent, like, you know, I think the logo is great. It's like a vibrant pink and white. And I think also- Masterful is just milk. I think calling it milk bar. I don like a vibrant pink and white. And I think also- Astro is just milk. I think calling it milk bar. I don't know, that's a clever name. And I think also that extends to just how they name

Starting point is 01:03:11 everything in their menu. I don't know. I think it is. I think the word bar like how you could have a bar where it's a beer and you can get beer. Yeah, it's like exactly. Oh, I thought it was like bar like chocolate bar, but it's a bar made of milk.

Starting point is 01:03:20 No, I think it's like milk bar. Which is like just like a slice of cake. Honestly, maybe it works on both levels. Just want to clear things up. In the Star Wars universe, milk is blue. There's blue milk. Yeah, I think it's like milk bars. It's a lot of things. Which is like just like some cake. Honestly, maybe it works on both levels. Just want to clear things up in the Star Wars universe. Milk is blue. There's blue milk. Yeah, I had that a galaxy's edge.

Starting point is 01:03:29 Blue milk and green milk. Did you, yeah, yeah, the guy. The blue milk probably better, right? Then the green milk. Were you a green milk guy or were you a blue milk guy? I was blue milk. I haven't had either. I've been a galaxy's edge.

Starting point is 01:03:39 Neither, you've never been a galaxy's edge. No, I said that earlier on the podcast. You got to hit up the droid depot. What's that? You got to hit up the droid depot. What's that? You got to hit up the droid depot. I'll go to the droid depot. I'm gonna stalk this guy. I'll just stalk a little droid.

Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah, you go there, you'll be king. Yeah, I have to get it. Well, droids rise up. Everyone there's seen the Simpsons parody part now. Okay. Wow, you have never been to Galaxy's Edge. No. I haven't been back to Disneyland since the pandemic. Wow.

Starting point is 01:04:13 I don't know, I haven't had to felt like I had a reason to go. Nothing, I don't like it, but I just, you know, my thoughts on Galaxy Edge. What is it? It's a little bit like what Jay Sherman would say. It stinks. Stinks. I think it stinks.

Starting point is 01:04:27 Stinks of what? I think it sucks. Did you like it? I had fun there because there's a really good, the best ride I think is there. Which one is that? No. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:40 No. Yeah. Rise of the resistance. Yes. You didn't of the resistance. Yes. You didn't like that ride. You were too fucking scared. You closed your eyes and plugged yours entire time. I was kind of a reviewer.

Starting point is 01:04:53 We're going to get a phrase of rise of the resistance. I'm not scared of the ride. Though I've been scared of my house just even hearing noises this week. I was not afraid of rise of the resistance. And let it be known. I know I said this off pod before we started, but I want to stay here on the record. I think you have carbon monoxide poisoning.

Starting point is 01:05:09 I just want to say that for when something, something your obituary shows up, it's floating around and I could be like, I told everyone that. You might be right. Just get it checked. There's, there's, I do, I do think that I have, I do think that my smoke detectors do detect carbon monoxide?

Starting point is 01:05:25 But you know, I might be have slow carbon monoxide poisoning. I am feeling better being outside of the house. It's like going through a factory. It's like a, that ride is like, it's like going through a factory to me. It's not fast. What makes you happy? I mean, one thing. You said two things on this, before you said, how did we get here?

Starting point is 01:05:47 And I was thinking, I was like, how did we get here? Like, like, like, like, like, to the, how do we get to this point? Well, you had like a, like, a thought about your life choices. Yeah. Like, how did we get here? I mean, you feel the same way? Look at this. How did we get here? Mitch is gesturing for people listening to this. The Mitch is gesturing to our Do-Boys logo, which is projected on our back wall in the studio. You guys love Star Wars. You got Darth Vader right here.

Starting point is 01:06:14 Jesus. Jesus. He's one freaky dude. Those are all in here. Oh really? Who hopefully are not suffering from carbon monoxide? I mean, I know you're doing a bit, but just that was that's a wrestler sting just so I know you're doing a bit Yeah, how do we get here? Is that what you're saying? How do we get to Do-boys doing the show, doing the show?

Starting point is 01:06:45 We like movies. We wanted to make movies and TV and here we are. Look at this shit. This is great. Make this into a little animated series. You've pitched it before. No, we haven't actually. Well, that's a really good idea and let me connect you with me.

Starting point is 01:06:59 I am now the head, uh, Hello-to-the-network. Let's have a general after this, boys. I'm into it. Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. If the doughboys thing we were able to sell is like, mop it babies version of doughboys, I mean, I guess it would be appropriate. Or make it like cabbage patch dolls,

Starting point is 01:07:16 like for little girls and they can get these little doughboys and they're one, one's inside a muffin, one's inside a doughnut. You open up whatever newborn baby you're gonna find in there is your new little doughboy. They don't make girls. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to toys. There's not enough. The smell factor is... Listen, for my birthday my sister got me a Barbie candle. It smells like Barbie's legs. That's fun. That rules. Yeah, it's funny, you're a pervert. How do you do it like that?

Starting point is 01:07:54 Okay, it's cute when I say it. It's fucking weird when you guys like it. You know what, what's a Barbie leg scandal? What's all I'm saying? I want to smell Barbie. When she comes out of her box, she smells like strawberries and cream. That's and plastic and that's what the candle smells like sweet sweet plastic Wow, I remember there was I wonder if you'll remember this where because it's ancient This is ancient, but they played like a revenge of the nerds on Fox and it was like smell of vision and you could smell along with the movie They can't be right. They squirted smell on your TV.

Starting point is 01:08:25 No, no, no, no. It was like a scratch and sniff thing. You got it. It was a scratch and sniff thing that you got. Yeah, what's fun? I don't remember what's the wrench of the nerves, but I remember this concept. When they mail you like a scratch and stuff,

Starting point is 01:08:35 it would be like, so in the movie he's going to the bathroom, you can see like this. It's like pizza, yeah. I mean, honestly, it was more of that level of like, who got burped, scratch, you know what I mean? You said that. That's fun. We should was more of that level of like, whoogher burped, scratch, you know what I mean? You said that. We should do more of that kind of stuff.

Starting point is 01:08:49 That's what I'm saying, it's people are sleeping on the smell set. Smell set, one time I was, okay, I was watching Gone Girl in theater, you guys remember when that movie came out? Yeah, I did. And I was smelling overwhelming smell of feet. Someone in the theater had taken for shoes and was discussing smell, cheesy feet smell.

Starting point is 01:09:04 And then I realized the guy in front of me was actually eating white cheddar popcorn and then I was like, yum actually. That's wild. That's what I was like to throw up. And then when I saw it was popcorn I was like, I want some. Yeah, that totally makes sense. It smelled like feet. You must have been a Quentin Tarantino movie. Match. He loves showing off feet. I think it's's right before you go on it for the you know, he's my stepdad Is couldn't Tarantino you're stepped out? Yes, you guys know that that first of all that would be insane is this the is this like the Gilroy thing? Yeah, he's the step

Starting point is 01:09:37 Friends I'm saying this way I was flamix I saying this way I was flummoxed. I think that he should show feed off as much as he likes. I don't care about that. You're so scared now that he's really my step uncle. No, no, I love points. Why didn't you shaking your eating your words? Wagger has heard me go off on this before.

Starting point is 01:09:56 I think the feet thing is bullshit. But I saw David Fincher movie last night, The Killer. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. And in Gone Girl, we had a big discussion about Gone Girl because you see Ben Affleck's hog. Yeah, you do. It's giant.

Starting point is 01:10:12 It's huge. You see his dick in that? Yeah, you see his dick in this movie. He was so focused on that white cheddar popcorn. I didn't even notice. Wait, when is his dick in it? I don't remember that. It's towards the end.

Starting point is 01:10:21 I'll try to stay out of spoiler country. It's just the end of his dick. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's. I'll try to stay out of spoiler country. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, I'll try to stay out of spoiler country. There's a moment where he's, there's a shower scene and it's the shower. Oh, I remember the shower, so that the campy like recorded. Yeah. Now, I'll try to see if I have the video.

Starting point is 01:10:36 I took it. Well, this is not going to blow well for your amygdadus. It, um, here's the thing. You only see it in profile, but you do get a good look at it. Now, you wanna see it head on, but seeing it, seeing it, like you do get a sense of like what it's, scope it.

Starting point is 01:10:53 Yeah, exactly. Mitch thinks it's gigantic. I think he looks good, but I would not go that way. Do you have a picture of it on your phone, Mitch? I have the video of it somewhere. Is that one of the questions on the test? Can you have a saved picture of the side profile of an appletistic on your phone?

Starting point is 01:11:08 I'm searching hog right now, and I can't. And you're searching hog? What? Do you want me to search it all search? I'm your phone. You're searching hog in your phone. I was searching hog in my text messages. Got it. Oh, I tried to put Ben Affleck's penish shower,

Starting point is 01:11:30 but I forgot that yarn. I just searched Ben Affleck's penish show. It should also work. It should maybe work. Look, I'm gonna see if I have it. It would be. I'm getting a lot of blurred out images. This could be it. Oh, I found it. You found it. And it's a gif or a gif. Oh, look, I'll show you. Oh, this is exactly what we want.

Starting point is 01:11:49 I just replaying the moment over and over and over again. And it looks good. That's fucking. Yeah, I'm always happy to see that. No, that's a teen burger, you know what I mean? That's a go-round burger. You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? That's the most wrong version by Thor's hammer. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's a dangler, let's say.

Starting point is 01:12:10 Yeah. It looks good. But you know, insects in the city, they have like lots of fake dicks. I feel like the actors that have to show their dicks now are like, listen, I'm 60. I've been on this show for 100 years. I want the biggest dick. I want to go to the dick factory and pick my dick. Yeah, I hate the fake dicks. So, but this is gonna be a fake dick. I don't think it's a biggest dick. I want to go to the dick factory and pick my dick. I hate the fake dick.

Starting point is 01:12:25 This is me. This is me. I don't think it's a fake dick. I hate the fake dick. You don't think it's fake dick. Does that what you just said? I think you chubbed up a little bit. I think you knew he was going to be seen.

Starting point is 01:12:34 But you know, I used to maybe be showing himself in a very real light, but I don't think it's a fake dick. Fake dick pisses you off, which is ironic, because fake dick can't piss. He said, that's really great. Glad you said that. Yeah, because, okay, so Wolf of Wall Street is one, right? Wolf of Wall Street, he has-

Starting point is 01:12:50 Actually, I'll correct you. There are some fake dicks that do piss, actually. Oh, sorry. Wait, really? We're always being one of them. Yeah, I feel like there is a- Sure, you could put a sleeve on your dick like a beer close year earlier.

Starting point is 01:13:04 Wolf of Wall Street a movie with ample nudity, but Jonah Hill shows his dick and then we but it's a fake dick That he's jacking off. It's like a plastic dick and it's just like you everyone else is being show your fucking dick Jack off your real dick. What are we doing here? You get up and scream on the theater. I did yeah, I did Yeah, I did When Jonah Hill got in trouble, why girl went online and he was, yeah, and remember he didn't show his real dick in the movie. We got to, we're up against the cock. We got to talk about, oh yeah, no fuck. Oh my, I was just jumping around.

Starting point is 01:13:36 Okay, so starting in Kate Country, chocolate confetti cookie, too sweet for me. Corn cookie I liked, that was delightful. Compos cookie, I like the concept of it. It's just a cookie. It's like a kitchen sink cookie. Here's everything in here. It's fun. You don't really know what you're going to get in any

Starting point is 01:13:49 by great textures. I thought that was fun. I thought that one and the corn cookie were the winners. Chocolate good buddy. I could do it without. Yeah. I mean, again, having the corn cookie after eating every other sweet, the cakes really just sugar me out so much

Starting point is 01:14:06 that I was like anything else, I ate, like the cookies were affected by that that I was just like, I'm so sugared out that the cookies are just tasting sweet to me. And then eating the corn cookie, I was like, oh, the cookie was like side of vegetables, yeah, it was really, it really was. Like eat your green beans before you can have your other stuff.

Starting point is 01:14:23 It was in that way, I liked it for that. Yeah. I liked the compost cookie and the, I think the chocolate one was a little too, it was a little too sweet for me. Yeah. Um, but the cakes, I think I will go with you on the red velvet cake. I think that's right. Yes, red velvet cake was the big winner there.

Starting point is 01:14:39 I think the, I, you know what, I love birthday flavor. I actually think the regular birthday cake slice was not bad. And I did like a little bit of crunch you get there from the sprinklies. Oh, the chocolate birthday. But having a quarter of a cuda chocolate. I thought it was okay, but having a quarter, we had three of those cakes, just having a quarter of each of those cakes, which we didn't even eat the whole thing, was like, a whole slice of cake is way too much.

Starting point is 01:15:04 Exactly. It makes me think, especially with a cake slice being $11. It makes me think that there may be design for sharing that you get one and, or you're supposed to share it with, but then again, when you want to try multiple ones, so probably people would get their own slices. I don't know if I can know. It was, it was too much. I agree. But yeah, of, of those, I agree with this assessment that the Red Velvet Cheesecake was the winner. Here are the winners from A.R.Y. Red Velvet Cheesecake. The cracked pie is good. What is good of the milk bar pie? It's good.

Starting point is 01:15:32 And then corn cookie or the compost cookie, I don't know. Like the compost cookie I wasn't so sugared out and was just having one, I think I'd be okay with. Yeah, like on the airplane. Yeah, like the only thing I'm meant when I'm flying mint. Perfect time to have. That's the, I think just one little treat. I thought the birthday, I wanted the birthday cake to be my favorite.

Starting point is 01:15:53 I love also like you birthday flavor. Yeah, I love birthday flavor. The taste of balloons. Mm. Yeah. But it was so sweet. It tasted like you guys know Dunkaroos. Yeah, I know Dunkaroos.

Starting point is 01:16:06 That is a great comparison. That is a great comparison. It was like every bite was just the icing part of Dunkaroo, which is like Dunkaroo is made glorious by the fact that there's the icing and the little cookie that you dip in it. You need like the malons, but the cake, it felt like every single bite was just a full mouthful

Starting point is 01:16:23 of Dunkaroo icing. Dunkaroos. There's no respite from it. Dunkeroo, that's a great comparison. Dunkeroo's for people who aren't familiar. I think people know what they are, but I'm curious, because we have Australian listeners, if Dunkeroo's ever made their way over there, they came about during that era of American,

Starting point is 01:16:37 and I guess Canadian fascination with Australia in the 90s, and they were a kangaroo cookie that you would dip in icing. This is an outbacked, Dunkeroo's are like outbacked stay-cows or crocodile, then. in the 90s and they were a kangaroo cookie that you would dip in icing. This is an outbacked, kangaroos are like outbacked. Outbacked stay cows are crocodile, then. I never thought of those things. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:51 Had a wave of Australian fascination. Yeah, no, it was a big thing. What was the other thing? Young Einstein was the other one. Yahoo, serious. Well, because we knew that outbacked stay cows weren't in Australia. They're not, no, they actually

Starting point is 01:17:04 have made their way over there now. But they were founded in America america purly is like this in australia pastiche to cash in on the australia so we're donkers the other big thing from australia which is outback in donkers yes and boomerangs i guess is that well do you remember crocodile mile pocket i am i always the ripoff i don't know if this was president canada but there was a ripoff of the slip-in slide called the crocodile mile. And I wanted it so bad as a kid. And it was like a ride the crocodile mile. And it was just like a fucking slip-in slide that had a crocodile.

Starting point is 01:17:33 It was genuinely a mile long. I mean, I don't know if it was actually a mile long. Parents were losing their kids. I might as well have been for a kid because that looks so fun. Wasn't there a little pool at the end of it? They had a pool at the end of it? They had a pool at the end of it,

Starting point is 01:17:47 and they had to be called a little dumb. It was the opening like a crocodile's mouth. Yeah, they had like a crocodile thing that you would go through, and then they had a boomerang. They had a boomerang. And then they had a boomerang bounce was part of it too, which I know in practice, if you were like going down a driveway,

Starting point is 01:18:00 you would just like hit like whatever the bounce was. You just like, You got to put it on a lawn. Yeah, I know, I'm just. Your parents did not care for you. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hey, who's slipping sign on cement?

Starting point is 01:18:10 That sounds horrible. This guy. Yeah, you're gonna hit that boomerang bounce pretty hard either way, I think. Like it's not gonna actually propel you like because this is all the air. This is all theoretical. These are not exactly

Starting point is 01:18:21 extremely, how the fuck in, the fucking, the fucking aisle mile. Was this slip inside involving any sort of animal? Or is just like a big burp? No, it's just like a yellow thing. What was the one that was you run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a ride.

Starting point is 01:18:34 That I think is crocodile mile. That's crocodile mile. I thought there would be an Australian guy. I think he comes in, is like ride the crocodile mile. I don't know about this Australian guy. I don't know if he exists. We used to sing a song at my elementary school about oh, oh, back to Seikhause.

Starting point is 01:18:49 I don't know why the children made it up, but we would sing out back steak houses the place to go where the meat is grungy and the people are owed. You're really good. Why do you think we did that? I don't know. It's a great song. We had, and Wigar never knew this,

Starting point is 01:19:04 but Emma, you did know it, was his pizza hut, pizza hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a pizza hut. We never made it down. Oh, you don't know that. That's the national anthem, bitch. No, never encountered that as a kid. I didn't know it until you sang it. You guys know, fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney.

Starting point is 01:19:22 After the macaroni will have mushrooms, peanuts, and pretzels, then we'll have some more fried ham. No, what the fuck is that? Canadian National Ed. Ah! Ah! Ah! Wow.

Starting point is 01:19:36 That was fuck, I never heard that in my life. Do you guys know this one? Phonians, Fritos, Phonians and Fritos. Gonna eat some Phonians and Fredos, Crunchy Corn Snacks, Fungions and Freedos. This is fungions and Freedos. You know what I'm telling you? Oh shit.

Starting point is 01:19:52 You know what I'm saying? It sounded real to me. He's bullshit. He feels real to me. It was bullshit. It was bullshit. It was real to me. It was real to me.

Starting point is 01:20:01 It was real to me. A wrestling guy. You like that guy. He's still real to me, me. A wrestling guy, you like that guy. It's still real to me, dammit. That guy, I like that guy. He's leaned into his gimmick too. He knows what he's doing. I think the shakes to me were duds.

Starting point is 01:20:13 I just like, I don't need to get a fucking shake from him. They're duds and now I have milk breath basically. I didn't, I want full brush my teeth after that. That's so hard. That's all I want my dentist to know me. I can't, I'm sure I can be sitting on my teeth. Did you bring a toothbrush? Yeah, I always have one in my bag.

Starting point is 01:20:26 And that's why. You always do? Yeah, because my teeth, you know I'm proud to be in when they have that curse on them where they, the food turned ash in our mouths. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My teeth are like, Wait, really? The crumb will have to dust and fly away.

Starting point is 01:20:39 But because I don't have a lot of enamel, that's why they're so white. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, because I, you know, I, if I can, you can say, you've got some nice looking chompers. Yeah, but they look white. Yeah, but they're healthy. They look nice on the outside, but they're so weak. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:20:53 Oh, why did I just tell everyone that on a podcast? I feel like my teeth like look kind of gross and yellow, but they're also. Enamel is what makes teeth yellow. But they're not though. They're like, they also like having a lot of cowards in the face. I haven't.

Starting point is 01:21:06 Try. All right. Look at fucking punch in the face. I was, I used our costumes, you know, like the peanut butter jelly. Yeah. And I dressed up and I watched scary movie so Vernaal Campbell's house in Alan Sun was there.

Starting point is 01:21:20 I guess I shouldn't say his name. Sarah. We may be won't believe this. Don't doxus Sun. All right, well, I won't dox name. Sarah. We may be won't believe this. Don't say don't doxies son. All right, well I won't doxies son, it's fine. It really lives in what is birthday. But I was dressed as like a jelly piece of brand. We mean jar jar, you're a peanut butter and jar jar.

Starting point is 01:21:34 I was peanut butter and jar jar. Jar jar of jam. Shit, that would have been gig. Cause I wore the hat. I kind of put together, Wags, I put together a thing of like, I put on the shark hat that we wore from our. Is it Wags or is it Wigs?

Starting point is 01:21:46 Could be a new nickname. I'm dying to say Wigs. Wigs is kind of cool. Especially with his long hair. He's still short hair. I don't know if you know. Didn't we all? No.

Starting point is 01:21:57 That's a good point. Yeah. Everyone's born with short hair. It's true. But Alan Sun kept biting. He was just like, like biting at the Joe like you. That's really cute. Yeah. That's true. Um, but, uh, uh, Alan Sun kept biting me, which is like, like, biting at the joke, like you, that's really cute. Yeah, that's adorable.

Starting point is 01:22:09 Fucking hurt. Bittin' me a couple times. What he was doing as a joke, though, right? Yeah, I was fucking pissed off. Oh, kid, get a little kid pissed me off. I was gonna fucking, I'll get kickin' that. Hey. Alan. Mitch shows up with two black eyes

Starting point is 01:22:27 I'll and some beat the shit out of me We are at the age where I do wonder when that will happen like a when you can beat up by a child I said that to Ferguson I was like when do you think your son is gonna be able to kick my ass because like the day The day you think he's old enough to kick my ass. I should come over and like box him. I think that that's fun Yeah, that is fun. Yeah, but it's gonna happen soon. Yeah, that's so true. Yeah, it's like a 16 year old could probably kick your ass.

Starting point is 01:22:50 Oh yeah, definitely. The right 16 year old for sure. Yeah. No, that's that's the one I would hate to get my ass kicked by a teen. I don't want to get my ass kicked by a teen as a grown man. Yeah, I feel like I'm at the age, like speaking of sugar, not being hitting as hard

Starting point is 01:23:02 as it used to and actually just feeling bad. I'm also like afraid of teenagers now. bad, I'm also afraid of teenagers now. I think I've been afraid of teenagers my entire life. Even when you were a teen bird? Yeah, I think so. I think what even was a teen bird was like other teens are like, yeah, stay out, you know,

Starting point is 01:23:14 you can be bad news. I agree, the teens always a little bit scary. Teens pop and bubble gum, muddy boots in the house, walk men listening to their music, so loud backwards hat, skateboard under their arm. That's scary shit. Yeah. That's scary stuff.

Starting point is 01:23:28 Yeah. Uh, what were you talking about, the food? Uh, let's take a break. We'll come back with our fork swathered breakfast. No, we're gonna take a break now. Oh, fuck, okay. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You know, Mitch, as the end of the year approaches, I'm looking forward to the holidays, but also, like a lot of people, struggling with some

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Starting point is 01:25:07 It's time for our Fork scores on Milk Bar. So Lisa, here's how this will work. We will each go around, give a closing argument, if you will, in this particular chain. And then end that by giving it a score from zero to five forks. So you are our guest. We'll begin with you. Who are thoughts your Fork score?

Starting point is 01:25:22 Okay. I think a little too sweet, but that's funny. And for parties, it is good. And after dinner, your fork score. Okay, I think a little too sweet, but that's funny. And for parties, it is good. And after dinner, sweet is yummy. So I also think you'll look rich if you bring this to your friends gathering. It's the branding is gorgeous.

Starting point is 01:25:33 You'll look like an influencer. The cakes look very pretty. Just can't eat all of them, which maybe even an argument, one slice could feed a family of eight. So I'm gonna give it three forks. Three forks, three forks, pretty good score. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:48 By the way, in the killer, fastbender has a shower scene. And I was surprised that he didn't, like, Fincher didn't show his heart. Bamously big hog. He, well, I was looking for it because he's like, kind of like, he's sitting in the shower.

Starting point is 01:26:00 And I feel like he can kind of see it, but the three-prosted glass. Oh, but if he's sitting, it's probably flopped down the drain then. That's probably why you couldn't see it. Yeah, some guy had a son hanger. Some guy with a department of sanitation is like, home.

Starting point is 01:26:14 It comes and daps him on the shoulder and is like, this is the good thing. Well, I'll just pick it so far that down the drain. What's this? The slide amount? So it's slime. What's this? The slider mouse. It's living. Wow, three forks. And seven years ago. In do pendants day. Oh, wait, that's not funny. It's it's Lincoln, you know, yeah. What was that speech? Good movie, by the way, for you guys, yeah.

Starting point is 01:26:47 What was that speech? Good movie, by the way, for you guys, if you're thinking of doing Do-Boys content, in Do-Pendency and it can be an action movie, starring YouTube. That's a good idea. I love your pitches for Do-Boys are better than what we have. I'm gonna connect you guys with me. And we'll have a talk after this again.

Starting point is 01:27:01 What was that speech that made? It's the Gettysburg address. It's the Gettysburg. Yeah. Gettys doggie. Gettysburg doggie. Gettysburg. The Gettysburg address.

Starting point is 01:27:12 The Gettysburg address. Thank you. Gettysburg address. Gettysburg address. You should maybe host the show. Yeah. Milk bar, milk bar, what do I say? Take another quiz. Find out if you're kidding. I think that's a perfect way to sum it up.

Starting point is 01:27:33 I, you know, it's not bad. I don't feel great after eating it. I totally, I already was feeling foggy, but then honestly, maybe that sugar buzz is like counteracting the fog. And because the sugar buzz is real. That's a lot of sugar. Um, I don't think it's necessarily bad, but I also think it's like, I kind of think

Starting point is 01:27:57 it's not great. I think like ordering a whole, um, uh, milk bar pie, because you can't say crack pie anymore. Yeah, and yet you still found a way to do it Why, as you know, legs, wigs you know I support the boys the boys and blue but when comes to the woke police Not no that do this joke already on that you did that You did that in your Kickstarter sucks. It was funny though. All right, yeah. I support the police, but not the world police. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:28:32 I'm gonna go a little higher than our guests, Lisa. I think I'm gonna go, I think I'm gonna go 3.5 forks. What, I'm shocked. There were so many times in the eating of this, you sigh deeply and said, does milk bar suck. Yeah, you seem like the least enthused of all of us. Is it just because you have, like you're more of a dessert guy?

Starting point is 01:28:50 I don't think you are a dessert guy though. I'm not really, I'm not a huge dessert guy. I just do think that like, if you get the milk bar pie or something it is, like you're saying. Crowd please there. Maybe you know what, I'm gonna go with our guess. I think three forks maybe nailed it for me.

Starting point is 01:29:03 Like I don't think it's bad. I think it's expensive. I think it's very sweet. That's not true. It was only $90 for us to get those four slices. You're just like, I think it's expensive. I think it's overhyped.

Starting point is 01:29:20 It's too fancy. Wiggers is trying to get Jamie on the couch. She doesn't care at all about anything anymore. You think so? Yeah. Go ahead, good girl. Perfect spot for it over your lap. That won't freak her out anymore. Um, she's like, I don't know. This guy's hiding a bone or I can't sit next to her. She's just looking away now. She was looking at me earlier.

Starting point is 01:29:43 It's also just like, she's like in a mommy. It feels like to me earlier. It's also just like, it feels like, to me, it's like the milk bar at this point. And I don't think that, because again, that pie is good. But it's the equivalent of like taking a selfie at the thing with the wings behind you in LA or something. Oh, interesting. That mural with the angel wings or something.

Starting point is 01:30:01 It's just like, I don't know. Not just because Mama Fuku was good, right? Like the Mama Fuku. The food, like it's quality products. That's why I'm going a little higher. It's just like, it kinda sucks, but also I get that the desserts are like quality enough to sugary though for me.

Starting point is 01:30:18 That is an issue. So three forks, I'm with our guests. Our guests are great, yeah. We're gonna be ballpark buds here. It's three forks for wigs. Wow. Here's the thing. The stuff I think is good.

Starting point is 01:30:30 And from the standpoint of like, it achieves what milk bar is trying to achieve, being like this high end, you know, destination spot for luxury desserts. I think it succeeds at that. The thing is, I would not tell anyone to go out of their way to go to milk bar. I would be like, if you want to try it,

Starting point is 01:30:45 you're curious, go for it, and it probably will, satisfy that curiosity in terms of delivering what you'd expect from their signature Milk Bar pie or their crunchy cereal shake or whatever the fuck. But this is not a place I would go to with for regularity. I think that's a great point that like it works well as a gift or as a party favor. From that standpoint, I think it succeeds.

Starting point is 01:31:05 But yeah, I just punishingly sweet and I'm just over-desert. And also, I don't know, like, like is this that much better than a grocery store cake slice? I don't know if it is, you know? And if it's like, I just need something sweet right now. But that's the huge difference for me. It's like you stop and get a cake,

Starting point is 01:31:24 slice a cake for someone's birthday It's gonna come in that like crinkly little cellophane thing with a pocket divot and a sticker on it That says paid and a sticker on the side that says pavilions and you're gonna give that so it's like milk bar You're like paying for the wonderful outfit. I fully agree. I think you're correct and that's where I think it why I think it lands in the Three fork territory Milk bars like a coffin you want to think it, why I think it lands in the three fork territory. It milk bars like a coffin. You wanna buy it, but you don't wanna use it. You wanna give it to someone else.

Starting point is 01:31:49 That's the first. That's the first. You wanna buy it, you wanna buy coffins for other people. And I always do baby. I've got a couple for you cuties when you get your house. I worry about getting into a coffin, like feeling too comfortable. Do you ever have that feeling? It's like, oh, this is cozy.

Starting point is 01:32:09 Have I ever had that feeling? No. I feel like if I tried one out, I'd just be like, oh, I like it. You think you're going to try one out? Oh, wouldn't you? Are you okay? I'm feeling okay. I mean, here's my thing that I just decided.

Starting point is 01:32:24 I almost said this is my thing about coffins. It was never my thing before this moment right now. But the satin pillows inside and all that, they do look awfully comfortable, but I bet it's like those couches they use for staging homes. They look so comfortable, but you don't want to sit on them

Starting point is 01:32:35 because the person who's laying in it isn't going to actually care if it's comfortable or not. Right, we're going to hear your coffin, I fucking DSL. I'm gonna... We're going to hear your fucking big boy coffin from your fucking... XL. You're fucking big boy coffin, Framing fucking. You know, Mitch, as you and Lisa were talking through your fork scores, I actually had a

Starting point is 01:32:54 browser tab open when was taking the gay test myself. Wow. And it's interesting because I got to, I don't know if we got this far. It's just say both these men this entire time have independently taken the gay test. No one's made eye contact with me once. Just in a talk to me. I don't know if you got this far, but there's a point in the test towards the end where they ask for your name. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:33:23 And so I put in my name, I put in Nick, and it gave me an error, and it asked for my full legal name. Yeah. And I had to type it in, because you know, my full legal name is Nicholas Frank Weiger, and sometimes I go by Frank. Wow.

Starting point is 01:33:37 Which means it's time for this week in seasonal hot dog news and a special edition of Let Me Be Frank's Giving. Wow, let me be Frank's Giving. Here I am. There we have you. Yeah, you don't have to. I'm Doc, Sumer in the City. Great of my group, getting greasy and gritty.

Starting point is 01:33:55 Toast bone, don't it look pretty. Sucking on a dog like you're sucking on a tittie. Or can be sausages and longbread. Rolling on a roller-gill, mustard and red-mash. One bite is a different world. Or can be sausages and longbread rollin' out a rollin' film mustin' and relish One bite is a different world, to opt off fights with a girl Munch on lunch on and chomp all night, despite the fart tiddle peels Write that taste, when the casing has snapped Later that day, you'll for sure have to nap as it simmers

Starting point is 01:34:19 In the city, like your sucking on a titty You ain't nothin' bout a heart, don't find all the time city like your sucking on a titty Well, they said you were sandwich, Well, that was just a lie, When they said you were sandwich, Well, that was just a lie, You're just a boner round of wind So you should hold a fight. We've been through this such a long dog time, just trying to grill a frame. Oh yeah, lunch is always common, lunch is always go, when no one's really sure who's eating dogs today And chomping away If we could take the time just to fry it on the line

Starting point is 01:35:32 I could stuff my gut just knowing that we could die All mine So if you're feeling hungry, then doglin don't refrain. Oh man. Or I'll just end up munching on the grilled November frame. Do you feel it sometime? On your own. Do you feel it sometime?

Starting point is 01:36:15 All alone. Oh, everybody feel it sometime. On their own Ooh, dog, you know you feed some time All along How may I help you? You can start by wiping that franking dumbass Frank off your golden toasted bun Then you can give me some fricking ketchup,

Starting point is 01:36:45 a fricking highs, a fricking hunts, a fricking frunches, a fricking del Monte, four fricking squirts from a bottle. Oh, I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me, buddy. And I really don't care for the way your podcast left me in the middle of fricking nowhere with fricking mustard for a fricking dog that wasn't freaking there. And I really didn't care to fricking walk down a fricking highway and across a fricking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fricking face. I want a fucking Frank right, franking now.

Starting point is 01:37:21 May I see your Frank, ol' agreement? I threw it away. Oh boy. Oh boy what? Your friend. Wow. Wow. Thank you for helping us out there Lisa.

Starting point is 01:37:38 I want to say this. I watched the video of that like 10 times and I didn't I didn't do close to what's demarded. And you nailed your part almost exactly. Great character actor, Edie McClug, your rendition of her performance. You knocked it out of the party. Well, also Lisa was taking video of you. And I think she said that your manager said,

Starting point is 01:37:57 don't allow this to happen ever again. Don't let me be on this over again. But she did a close up of. I'll show you. She did close up of your hand on your Yeah, do you know that you do this? What is it? Oh, I kind of like got the middle finger up

Starting point is 01:38:13 I didn't realize a position like that I will say this For hours For our guest here, we really did not explain any of this to you Yeah, we didn't get any any contextual. That was actually scary. My heart was racing. I felt scared. I felt fight or flight coming in.

Starting point is 01:38:28 You're, I don't blame you. Well, now we're gonna Google. Yeah, I think I should, I'll Google Thanksgiving hot dogs. I think I'm gonna do the same when using my research engine, my computer. What are you doing to holiday hot dogs? I'll do holiday hot dogs and being, and this is, this is, let me be Frank's giving. So yeah, basically what this is, Lisa, What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Starting point is 01:38:45 What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Starting point is 01:38:53 What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Starting point is 01:39:01 What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? which is kind of hot dog news. If you search hot dog in the news, I search Thanksgiving hot dog and then click to new. Why do you want it to be Thanksgiving? Just because it's let me be Frank's giving. We're doing Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 01:39:12 Yeah, it's just kind of a seasonal thing. And Wags, I'm going to say it right off the top. Columbus, eatery offering Thanksgiving themed hot dog with stuffing mashed potatoes gravy and more. Wow. Reporter goes viral for shocked reaction to taking huge bite out of Polish hot dog. What was the shocked reaction I wonder?

Starting point is 01:39:27 There was a more nerdy I can get into it. I got it. Do you have, because we're coming up on American Thanksgiving. What, can you give us any context for Canadian Thanksgiving? Was that a thing you ever celebrated? Yeah, it's over now. It's over? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:39:40 Happened in October. Wow. And it's not the big of a deal. It's like family dinner if you want. Kind of its own thing. Family dinner if you want.com. Here's here's a good one. Man who ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes reveals how he feels after. This is from you know lad. Oh, this in the you know who it's about wags. Oh, it's about chestnut. Uh, the man who impressively ate six of you hot dogs in 10 minutes, yes, you read that correctly.

Starting point is 01:40:09 Real's what his body feels like after. In spoiler alert, he doesn't feel like going on a big hike. Okay, 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Yeah. So I'm thinking full swallow of the hot dog, sausage link from the bottom of the intestine all the way to the top of the mouth. That'd be amazing. That's the only way to do it. And then you basically have to count on your guts like squeezing the hot dogs into chewing it into poop for you. Right. That's disgusting.

Starting point is 01:40:37 Wow. It's like a variation of the piss guy. Here's, this is kind of interesting. So I will say, most people relate to feeling really bloated and tired after Thanksgiving. Joey told business insider, it's kind of like that except really, really bad. People have told me they can smell the hot dogs. Joey said, I really can't, but the sweat afterward it feels sticky and greasy.

Starting point is 01:41:01 Yeah. My girlfriend says it smells different. Oh, God. That's also people talk about that after doing no boys. No boys smell you get. God. Tired on the body. Body.

Starting point is 01:41:13 There's no way around it. Joey's 39 or was 39. How old is it? It was here. How is this from this year? So he's 39. Mitch, I searched for holiday hot dog on Ming. I'm getting a lot of Halloween stuff,

Starting point is 01:41:26 which is going to feel a little bit dated, unfortunately, but that's just coming up. I, here's, here's one that I got out. I'm going to read through this because I don't know what's connection to hot dogs at all. Duncan's holiday menu just dropped, including two new items. Interesting. America's largest donut chain, just like Mariah Carrey and Starbucks could not wait for Halloween to be over to officially welcome the holiday season. So this is a post Halloween thing. I got a Halloween one house of Frank Furtr the Glen Allen family gives hundreds of hot dogs to trick or treaters. That's fun. That's kind of fun to get a hot dog on. If it's wrapped. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna wait hot dog banging around next to my lollipop.

Starting point is 01:42:03 Yeah, that'm gonna wait hot dog banging around next to my lollipop. Yeah, that's nasty. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You gotta please don't thought that's stupid of me saying that to the other guy. Here's the issue. This Dunkin' article doesn't have any stuff about hot dogs. It talks about the bark Dunkin' dog toys. It's one of the, we run into this sometimes with a segment, Mitch, where the search results are giving us dog stories instead of hot dog specifically stories. Well, here's one, Wags.

Starting point is 01:42:27 Figgy putting spam tastes like a hot dog fruit cake. Wow, run away. Figgy putting spam. Oh, there's also the, oh, the brocks candy corn, which people gave us, they were like eating 60 pieces of candy corn is that hard. It was kind of hard, it sucks. It was awful. I hated that. 60 pieces of candy corn was that hard. It was kind of hard. It sucks. It was awful.

Starting point is 01:42:45 I hated that. 60 pieces of candy corn was gross. We did that on our Patreon in October and that was a user pitch. That was a discord listener pitch. But it was, it did suck. There is a candy corn hot dog flavor. Brock makes that the tailgate wags

Starting point is 01:43:02 and one of the flavors of the candy corn is hot dog. I'm gonna help you guys out here. I'm gonna Google Christmas. Do you guys like 46-year-old woman dies after Tesla crashes into hot dog store? I don't think I like that. No. I don't like it. Okay. Your question was, do we like it? Here's one. The store bought snack, Julia Child, always served before Thanksgiving dinner.

Starting point is 01:43:29 Famous Carismatic Home Cook, this is from Food Republic. Famous Home, Carismatic Home Cook, Julia Child is beloved for many reasons, and one of them is this. Say it in a Julia Child voice if you can. Can't do a Julia Child. Try.

Starting point is 01:43:40 It's kind of a Julia Child. That doesn't sound like it. What the hell? What the hell is it? It's not like shaggy. Scoop, we got to get we got to serve something before Thanksgiving dinner. One of child's favorite store-bought snacks made in appearance at her Thanksgiving dinner every year. Goldfish. Yup, those cheddar fish-shaped crackers that you grew up munching on were served

Starting point is 01:44:05 at the child residence alongside what was undoubtedly an impressive homemade holiday spread. Why goldfish? Because these crunchy, cheesy crackers, perfectly complemented the chefs go to Martini. The hot dog connection is that it talks about how she also loved Costco hot dogs. In her Martini?

Starting point is 01:44:21 Yeah, as a garnish. I think here's the one that I think we think we that I mean already as you can tell this segment is a great segment and we and you know after the songs and the scene there's still a lot to do. Yeah. Oh, well there's I'll say two things. One, a Christmas miracle subway UK launches vegan bacon wrapped hot dogs. So wow, is that real?

Starting point is 01:44:47 And then finally, I think this is a fun thing to just end on likes hot dog, Oscar Meyer, Wiener Mobile appearing in Broadmore Christmas parade. Christmas is coming up. The Wiener Mobile gets itself involved. That's nice. A lot of fun. That's great. You had to see Santa in the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile. That's fun. You're your lot of fun, that's great. You had to see Santa in the Oscar-Mayer Weenermobile, that's fun.

Starting point is 01:45:05 Your planes trains and automobiles should have been planes, Franks and Weenermobiles. That's, maybe it is, maybe that's what it's called. That's what it's called. Benode put that in the, the do-boys Wikipedia, just like put that in Canonically.

Starting point is 01:45:20 Can't, can't, hold on, don't, don't enter yet. Can't we workshop planes because it's the only one that doesn't get like a food party sure plane bagels plates plates is good plates Frank's and we're mobiles. That's good The node put that in for no I'm serious put that in the fucking No boys Wikipedia you better So you're just doing it to this one man the volunteer who is our friend

Starting point is 01:45:46 I'm warning you, Vinod. No, you think anyone will check on this to make sure that it's correct? I mean, you know what, maybe they will. I think they will. Wags. Something tells me the police have a close eye on both of you.

Starting point is 01:45:56 Someone will be checking something. I think Wiker was actually a mad at Vinod. I can't believe you yelled at Vinod. Ha ha ha ha ha. Those are our listeners. Yeah. That was a good Julia child, you finally. Oh, hey, that was, let me be Frank's giving,

Starting point is 01:46:10 just like a restaurant value feedback. Let's open the feedback. Today's email is from Dylan. Dylan writes. Hey, how you doing? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Starting point is 01:46:20 Pfft. I'm doing it. Oh. Dylan. Dylan writes, time for soup. What is the best soup? Wow. This is time for soup. This is a great feedback question.

Starting point is 01:46:34 Can you spell time T-H-Y-M-E? You should have. Time for soup. No, just T-I-M. No, put that, put it in, put it in the Wikipedia. The time is spelled T-H-Y-M-E. Put it in there. Yeah, put it in put it in the Wikipedia the time is spelled th. Y. M. E. Put it in there. Yeah, put it in What is the best soup? I love this quit can I just say because a lot of times our feedback question is like

Starting point is 01:46:57 Imagine a world where they're the all the different fast food chains or kingdoms What would your kingdom be or And who would your royal family? Like a stupid fucking question. Like, do you like garlic? Yeah, exactly. We could tell a fuck question like that. Some fucking dipshit writes in and writes, hey, do you like garlic?

Starting point is 01:47:15 We're like, yes. Where's the discussion come from from here? My favorite soup is a bowl of hot ketchup with letters in it. That's right, I'm talking about alfagedis. Wow, you really like an alfagedis. Yeah, you know it. No, that sounds Canadian to me. Oh, is it?

Starting point is 01:47:30 Alphogetti. Well, I've heard of alphabetsu, but it really is alphogetti with its own thing. Oh, you guys call it alphabetsu? Yeah. That's kind of cute. Alphogetti is a better name, right? Because it's like Spaghetti's.

Starting point is 01:47:38 Yeah, it's more fun. I like it being a... I like alphogetti, so I think it's fun. I like alphogetti's. I mean, I think I like it. I think it does. It also sounds like a Star Wars character. Alphogetti's. I guess alphagetti's, I think it's fun. I like Alphagetti's. I mean, I think I like it. I think it does. It also sounds like a Star Wars character. Alphagetti's.

Starting point is 01:47:47 I guess Alphagetti's. I guess Alphagetti's. Alphas is his own alien. Yeah, his own kind of alien. Yeah, the questions are usually like, are you my friend? Like, you know, like I was just asking for friends with him. And we say yes, we are.

Starting point is 01:47:59 Yeah, we are. You know what I've gone to? I think I'm a tomato. God bless, God bless my sweet heart. I'm a tomato soup man. You're a tomato soup man. Yeah, God bless my sweet little heart. What do you mean God bless my sweet heart? I'm a tomato soup man.

Starting point is 01:48:17 Because who would have thought it? I never thought I'd be a tomato soup man. And now here I am. Bless your sweet heart. I'm a tomato soup man. Bless your sweet heart. I'm your superhero. Bless you sweetheart. He is.

Starting point is 01:48:27 I don't super. It's a God bless me. I can't believe. Oh, I'm gonna bless you indeed. God bless you. God bless you sweetheart. I... This is a great question.

Starting point is 01:48:43 I really think like, okay, what's a soup that I really love that always is hidden for me? And I think it's a fub-a-veen. I think it's a fub with meatballs. I think it's such a... I mean, it counts. It's so comfortable. You know my rule about soups. No, you have to bless his heart too. Let's bless your sweet heart. Let's bless your sweet heart.

Starting point is 01:49:01 Let's bless your heart. Bless your sweet heart. Thank you. Let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just,

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Starting point is 01:49:18 let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just that I like, so many soups I enjoy. I know it started running once we started talking soup. I'm not sick, I was sick two weeks ago, I remember I was relaxed.

Starting point is 01:49:28 It must be the CPAP machine. And I think it is, I think it's CPAP craziness. I gotta throw in the sink in the trash. You should put some soup in that. So where I put the water put soup and then like inhale soup, everything could be nice. It could be nice. Dr. Desiur blood work.

Starting point is 01:49:44 I put an halin soup. I think you see, Pap into a soup, pap. Soup, you didn't do it. I think, I think tomatoes, it's now, I'm gonna write shuffled and my mom and I went and got some tomato soup from Benara, dip some bread and, uh, some bread and butter, butter to the bread,

Starting point is 01:50:08 then dip it into the tomato soup. Roll some sandwich, why not, and have a donut? That's fun. I've come around, did not like tomato soup as a boy. Now I'm a tomato soup guy. Let's do a sweet heart. Let's do sweet little heart. Let's do sweet little boy.

Starting point is 01:50:20 I'm a KC favorite soup, best soup. Time for soup. I love a tomato soup too, but I'm a KC favorite soup. That's soup time for soup. I love it tomato soup too, but I'm a big broccoli cheddar almost I think the broccoli is a bit said when it which said panera. Yeah, a broccoli cheddar and a bread bowl Is hidden can I also say that that we we there was a thing where I said rank the soups and I said soup versus far Versus Ramen here. Yeah, which I do think no here are your categories. Yeah the soups and I said soup versus far versus ramen.

Starting point is 01:50:45 Here we're here, yeah. Which I do think, no, here are your categories. Yeah. And it's important, I think that the order I think is important. And what's the best suit? And we're like, what are your here categories? Ramen, far, chowder, and soup. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:51:00 Those are your four categories of soup. That was your soup taxonomy. Yes. Soup was its own ramen, far, chowder, and soup. Those was your soup taxonomy. Yes. Soup was its own ramen, ramen, fudge, powder, powder, and soup.

Starting point is 01:51:08 Those are the original spice girls names. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I just don't think that works. I just think that, look, when you're like, all right fair enough, because I feel like I got in trouble for the last time saying like, Fah and Rom and are different. To me, they're special. I mean, that in a good way. They're like a special.

Starting point is 01:51:33 But you've also got like, if we're talking about, like where do you put like a, if we're talking about soups from other cultures, where do you put like an albondi gas, where do we put like a, you know, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a Uh, fucking Lincoln buried jam. Lincoln buried jam. Lincoln buried.

Starting point is 01:52:06 Lincoln buried. You could as a Swedish meatballs. Well, we're just talking about a kid. I was thinking I kid. That's the only thing I think of is I think they have like a Lincoln Barry thing there. Say a good thing. Um, Australia.

Starting point is 01:52:17 Uh, Dunker is. This is all a shirad. Estonia. I actually don't know the, I should know this, I actually don't know the I should know this Tisk, I should know this I met Nick Lee is don't you and I should know what it but the stony and food is that but I've never got Latvia then Sweetie's meatballs Casey do you have a favorite soup? Or say something from Latvia your choice

Starting point is 01:52:41 I don't know anything from Latvia and I'm also not much of a soup guy. Not much of a soup guy. That's fair. That's why. Yeah, I like have like me so soup if I'm like, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is fun. I never, I never really does it for me. Wow, yeah, that's fair.

Starting point is 01:52:56 It just keeps me busy while I wait for the rest of my life. Exactly, exactly. That's fair. People will love that. Casey's right, they'll say, that's what they'll say. You know when the Star Wars universe, the soup is green. It's green soup. No, that's the milk.

Starting point is 01:53:12 Oh, I'm sorry, it's purple soup. I was fucking with it. I know you're fucking with it. That one was fake. Except I fucked up and said the one that you already knew that there was green milk, which there wasn't green milk until last Jedi, whatever, we won't get into it. You should go to Galaxy's Edge, dress as Alph.

Starting point is 01:53:31 That would be fun. Let's do it as a prank. That's fun. The three of us, one year from today. Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll play. If he hasn't, if he hasn't been to Galaxy's Edge. I think that's a good. We'll go one year from today. Uh, dress an alf cosplay and see everyone's reaction. Also, for everyone listening, we got an email about touring in 2024. Wigers gave a hard no. So you know, I don't think it's going to

Starting point is 01:53:58 I don't think we're going to be touring next year. We did a lot of dates and recent years. Uh, if you have a question to comment about the world of chain restaurants, you need a buzzer. Don't always podcast at gmail.com or leave us a voice mail at 830 go do that's 830 4636844. And to get the doboys double our weekly bonus episode, join the golden or platinum play club at patreon.com slash doboys. You can also find our preheading them back catalog there. patreon.com slash doboys, Lisa Gilroy, I guess. Thank you so much for being here.

Starting point is 01:54:20 Thank you for having me. Thanks for staying right up until you're hard out. We apologize for going so long. Sorry. But thank you very much for making time for us. What about a treat? Do you have anything you'd like to plug? I just want to say that,

Starting point is 01:54:31 if you guys are the dojoys, I'm an honorary timbit. That's from Tim Hortons a little donut. Wow. That's all I want to plug. I guess like, if you were going to be in the comments, say like, oh, timbit was good to see Timbit. I agree with Timbit stuff like that.

Starting point is 01:54:46 Yeah, honorary Timbit. I just thought it'd be good to kind of like shoehorn a nickname in for myself at the last second. No, to be the Timbit, I like that. I think that would love it. I think it's great. Yeah, no one's claimed it. We have a lot of Canadian guests that maybe will be

Starting point is 01:54:58 mad at this, but you get it. No one's claimed it. No one's claimed it. Okay, and then I guess I'll also plug. I have a podcast with I, Baron Holtz and Neil Casey coming out next. Wow, I don't know when this is coming out, but it's called the Chris Chaman Doover.

Starting point is 01:55:09 Wow, it's Chaman Doover. Yeah. Check for it. Why don't you add it to the wiki. Good note. Yeah, and now get the hell out of here. Okay. That'll do for the Samsung Dove boys

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