Doughboys - Oops! All Segments! 3!

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Visit audible.ca to sign up. Hey, buddy, it's the Doughboys. It's Weiger. And Mitch. So next week, for Thanksgiving, as usual, we will not be releasing an episode. We'll be unlocking something from the Doughboys' archives. The Vault.

The Vault. The vault. The vault, the deep freeze, if you will, the walk-in. What Koalic episode will be unlocked? Good question. There was the time we talked about living in a hole in the wall. Yeah. That was like a fun, he kind of gave us a lot of insight into his life story.

Cheese one with Matt Koalic, cheese two with macawala. I think cheese seven is the strongest, but all you kind of lose the context of the series. So, you know, maybe we should just do cheese one. Um, we also, we reviewed the food on the Lolita express. Um, yeah, that was a fun one. Yeah.

Um, that was great. Had a system. What was great is we got, we got some huge guests we got for that one. They were like right there. There's some huge guests. Huge guests. The Mar-a-Lago episode is pretty good. Mar-a-Lago was all right. I kinda think that one maybe like it's better

behind the paywall. Yeah, I think that's a good. Because it's a fabulous, glamorous, exclusive private club that should be behind the private club of the Doughboyz Patreon. And we only got Trump Jr. for that one, so it was not as, you know what I mean? Yeah, it didn't quite, we said,

Donald Trump is here, Jr. Like we just kind of tried to bury it, but I think people will know. I think people definitely will know. They will know. They don't sound the same, is the will know. They don't sound the same. They don't sound or look the same. So that's kind of a tip off.

What else, what else? What else? What other ones are we? What other ones are we? Do we do a koala thing? We did a koala one. Let's see. It's kind of it, we're kind of out of it.

Doofson, did you do one with Doofson? Oh, we did a Doofson episode. Yeah, we did, we reviewed bodily fluids with Doofson, did you do one with Doofson? Oh, we did a Doofson episode. Yeah, we did, we reviewed bodily fluids with Doofson. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe better behind the paywall, I don't know. Crim. Yeah, we did, yeah, that was fun.

We really did come three with Doofson, I think, wasn't it? It was. He bailed on the first two, so it was just- Yeah, you and I talked about it. We were just doing it ourselves. Look, there's a lot of great stuff. There's a lot of great stuff. In our Patreon, behind the first two. So it was just- You and I do have to think about it. We're just doing it ourselves. Look, there's a lot of great stuff. There's a lot of great stuff. In our Patreon, behind the paywall.

Yeah, that's right. Patreon.com slash doughboys. We can get the doughboys double and you can get our ad-free main feed episodes. As well as all of our pre-2018 episodes. So you can check all that stuff out. Anyway, something like that will be out. That's like the too hot for TV stuff

because a lot of it will get us canceled now. So it's behind the paywall. Yeah. It's a can't get canceled behind the paywall. Can't get the paywall. You can't get canceled. That's why we put it up. People know that's like a UN rule.

You can't cancel someone with something that's paid. Here's what I was going to say. So next week will be dark. This week we are giving you a special pre Thanksgiving treat another edition of oops all Segments oops all segments Wow all segments these are some of our favorite guests from dough boys episodes pass in brand new Segments yes for those people who look at this episode and say oh They got lazy, and they've used old segments all new segments I haven't heard before!

You fucking idiots! Do people not understand the concept of this? We record exclusive new segments with beloved guests. It's fucking new content. It's new content. This is new shit! You think this is old? You think this is a Best of episode?

This is a fucking clip show? This is not what we're doing! It's a fucking pain in the ass! We do it for you! It's been a lot of extra fucking work and you thought this was like a fucking, some rehash of existing content? Are you really fucking making that assumption without listening to the fucking thing?

We have to have this discussion with you. No first of all, some of you fucking idiots listen to it and you say, oh I heard all those before. No you didn't. You dumb idiot. You didn't hear any of them before. You dumb fucking asshole. What the fuck are you talking about?

How can you possibly make that assumption? We love you guys. We love you so much. And we appreciate your support. Thank you for the privilege of letting us do this podcast. But what the fuck is your problem, you fucking dipshits? Are you fucking stupid? You're fucking stupid.

Are you just stupid? Maybe you're obstinate? Stupid is as stupid does, as what Faris would say. That's what I am. You know, our listeners say It's my but my mouth I'm shoving burgers up each hole. I better put burgers in both sides just in case I'm gonna yell at the dough boys, then I'm gonna go fuck my wife. Duh!

Fucking morons. My wife, Sydney Sweeney, she's purty. Yeah, we know she's purty. Yeah, we agree she's purty as hell. She's very purty. She doesn't like the pod though, you do. Yeah. And we love you. We love you, thank you so much. And have a blessed Thanksgiving. Turkey goes in this hole, by the way. Anyway, this is OOPSOL segments. This is all new content. These are new segments that have never been released before

with some of our favorite guests. You'll get a one after the other, just bang, bang, bang, bang. Holy shit, what is Emeril in charge here? He would say bam, not bang. Fuck! That's OK. What is Ackerman in charge here?

Hahahaha! You'd only say bang twice. Yeah, I just skipped twice. Still good, though. Who says bang? Does anyone say bang? I'll just make a change into bam. Bam, bam, bam! Bam! Bam!

What was this, a freaking emerald? Just listen to the fucking thing. Enjoy the episode. Again, thank you so much. And this is Oops All Segments beginning right now. Bam! Bang! Hey, buddy. Oops, all segments continues with our buddy, David Neer.

Hi, Dave. Hey, how's it going, buddies? Doing great. Speaking of buddies, speaking of buds, Mitch, you just reminded us because we had recorded our episode where we did the Bud Bowl. Yeah. There was a, there was a, a Bud song. It was seasonal.

But it was 1,000, 2,500, 600 sips. I forget what it was. Seasonal. I should have looked it was. Seasonal bugs. I should've looked it up before I said it, huh? No, it was good what you said. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. It was like, bugs are coming at you, gecko. Wait, is this real?

It's, yeah, it's real. Yeah, I think it's real. I'm pretty sure it's real. I don't remember that one, I do remember rent. Here is the, here's the segment we're doing, Dave. Okay. This is Discontin-chewed. This is from our associate producer, Emilio Moreno.

And here is what it is, and this is new to me, so I will explain it to you, and I will be comprehending it as the two of you do. Okay, Mitch and David are gifted with the unique ability to resurrect discontinued products back from the dead, but only at a price. Okay, okay. They'll be given the name of a product

that's recently been discontinued or discontentude, and then have a say, have to say what they'd sacrifice in order to bring said product back. If Nick Skythger, that's me, Nick Skythger, because I'm acting as the Grim Reaper, doesn't believe the sacrifice is big enough. The Slim Jim Reaper, what do we do here? The Grim Feeder? Slim, you're not Slim Reaper because that means you're the Slim Guy. Slim Jim Reaper, I guess is close to that. Slim Fast Reaper? Gram Reaper? Slim Fast Reaper, I guess. Slim Jim Reaper. Slim Fast Reaper? Gram Reaper?

Slim Fast Reaper is pretty good. Gram Reaper is good too. Grim Eater? I think Grim Eater is pretty good. Let's say Gram Eater. All right, Gram Eater. I'm the Gram Eater. Nick Schyther doesn't believe the sacrifice is big enough.

They're at risk of becoming discontinued themselves as human beings. Oh my God. So if your sacrifice is big enough, they're at risk of becoming discontinued themselves as human beings. Oh my god. So if your sacrifice is big enough, I can reap you. Most of these products- So the stakes are really high. Apparently, yes. Oh no, please stop, don't reap me. Most of these products are obsolete,

so they likely won't have to sacrifice anything, which is a big part of the challenge. Won't want to sacrifice anything. So you have to do this, you have to sacrifice something to bring this back. All right, let's hear it. I have one that I really hope is on here. Okay, we'll see if it's- Oh, we can do a personal one too.

We can do a personal one, yeah, if it's not, because we have a few options. All right, first one. This continued in 2023, the product is Sierra Mist. What do you sacrifice to bring back Sierra Mist? A pile of dog shit, I don't want it back, I don't care. A pile of dog shit. Wait, hold on, can you now send me to hell or whatever?

Yeah, Mitch is... I think I'd probably reap you for that because that feels like a bad thing. I don't need to get... I don't need... Do we have to give up something for every one of them? Is that what you said? Like, what if we don't give a shit because there's another, like, Sierra Mist out called Starry. And it's got a great commercial.

The wrist says then they have to say what they'd sacrifice. I would sacrifice Starry for Sierra Mist. Wow, okay. I'll accept that. I think that's good. That's really good. I guess there's, to stick with that, you could have Seven Up and Sprite.

Both of those? Yeah. So now Sierra Mist and Starry co-exist in the marketplace. So now he wins brighter gone Wait, does that mean like do it does it a thing where like now like I'm reaped. Oh Yeah, Mitch is raped Choco taco, this was disconcerting Get rid of to bring back the choco tacos I'll say something that I would, man, would I do this?

I'd give up Mitch's beard. Wow. That's huge for me. It's pretty big for Mitch. But I love it too. That's the thing. It's like one of my favorite parts of his body. I think I can win this one.

And I think I'm sending you to hell, Dave. I would sacrifice fudgicles. What the fudgicles? Fudgicles. You didn't even say the word right. You're going back to hell. Fudgicles. Fudgicles. Fudgicles.

Fudgicles. When's the last time you had a fudgicle? I'm giving up fudgicles forever for Choco Tacos to come back. You don't give a fuck. When's the last time you had one? You don't care about fudgicles. Oh, what the fuck?

This is bullshit. You can't give a fuck. When was the last time you had one? Fuck hair though. Oh what the fuck? This is bullshit. You can't even say the word, Mitch. Ha ha ha. Personally. Reet. Reet. He gave up my beard. No, his beard.

Ha ha ha. I've seen you without a beard. Yeah, I look like shit. Don't, you know, you're a handsome man, but it's always the thing of like, how much face and how much beard is there. You know what I mean? When you're dealing with the bearded guy,

sometimes you just shave off the beard, and it's like, oh, this guy is like, there's not much there, but you have a lot of Mitch under that beard. Yeah, no shit, you don't have to point that out, you asshole. No, I'm just saying, so like you look like a different sort of guy.

Show the chin. So I think that's a big sacrifice. People wanna see your chin, Mitch. No, no, no. They do, I know I do. I've never seen the damn thing. I sacrifice the bicycles. You know what the thing about it is, when you can't see it, you wonder like,

what's going on with that chin? What's Mitch so scared of? Is there? He has a lovely chin. You have a nice chin. We'll see, we'll lose some pounds. We'll shave it at some point. You could do the mutton chops.

You look great. If I get to 220, I'll shave the beard off. Wow. I mean, that's like saying, if I get to 220, I'll go to the moon. No. No. You can do that.

Let's get to 220. I'm at about 220. You can get here. Oh, man. Wagger size. I'm going to look like shit. All right, next up, the iPod, which was discontinued in 2022.

The old school iPod. It would be really nice to simplify my music catalog, just have it all there. Yeah. Would I have to buy tracks for 99 cents each? No, I think you could still like whatever you can. Stream? Yeah, just as, well, assume you could do something like,

okay, I've subscribed to Apple Music and I just download these tracks to the, you can just save them offline. I'd give up Apple Music to get the iPod back. You'd give up Apple Music, you'd buy tracks one at a time. Yeah, because I like that system better. That's a big sacrifice and I like that answer.

Damn, that's really big. That's better for artists too. Hell's waiting for you, my boy. Oh boy, I really want this iPod. I would do almost anything. Don't try to sacrifice my beer again. Forgive me for what I'm about to do. I'd give up.

My own mother! Oh my god! That's too much, you can't do that! What, Noah! You can't! You can't send me to hell now I've already done the deed. I've already sold the soul You're sending me to hell and I don't know. I mean that's like, oh, why you don't do this to me I think my own mother. I think the sin of sacrificing your mother for the the resurrection of the iPod means you go to hell

I think Mitch's answer is more around brand new. Oh, music on one device! As I fall through the gates. Next one, and I don't really have an opinion on this product at all. Honest Tea was discontinued in 2022. What do you get rid of from being mixed? What is Honest Tea?

I mean, this is a big one, Mitch. I mean, for me, honesty means so much because it's, well, I mean, right there, it's in the word. I want to be honest. I would give, I'm gonna give, fuck dude, Snapple. Wow. That's a big sacrifice. I'll give up Snapple. Wow, give up Snapple for honesty. And clearly Canadian, dude. Snapple. Wow. That's a big sacrifice. I'll give up Snapple.

Wow, give up Snapple for honesty. And Clearly Canadian, yeah. Wow. Wait, and Clearly Canadian? Yeah. Wow, just throwing that in on the side, Snapple alone might've gotten it for you. You're not gonna throw in a family member, are you,

for God's sakes? Well, my grandma is getting pretty old. Sorry, granny, you gotta go. well my grandma is getting pretty old sorry granny you gotta go to get honesty back which I'm not really sure what it is yeah but we could use some more honesty in our political discourse we right back well our over back I give up

cold green tea. I think Dave takes it here. Cold green tea. You don't buy that you care about cold green tea at all. I do. I don't buy it. That's what I get at Dunkin'. Wait, really? I get a strawberry refresher with green tea.

Wow, even a strawberry refresher. Are you fucking kidding me? It's one of my favorite drinks. What the fuck? Yeah, but when you throw that in there, it's like you're getting a sweetened drink. It's huge, yeah, but it's sweetened, but it strawberry refresher. Are you fucking kidding me? It's one of my favorite drinks. What the fuck? Yeah, no, but when we throw in that in there, it's like you're getting a sweet drink. It's huge, yeah, but it's sweet, but it's green tea. So now I can't get my strawberry refresher? Fuck off.

And you go to hell. All right, I'm going back to hell. Yeah, I think you're going back to hell. He's only gone to hell once, that's why he gave up his bomb. And I crawled back out, didn't I? And mom, get this, I was kidding with these buffoons. All right, here's one.

This was a web service that was discontinued in 2021. Yahoo Answers. What would you do? The question for you is what would you get rid of to bring back Yahoo Answers? I'd give up X by Elon Musk. Oh man. That's pretty good, Mitch.

I would give up. That would be good for me too. Chat GPT. Fuck, that's big. As it is now and whatever it becomes in the future. Probably better for the world that that's gone. Yes. What about Twitter? I'm going to give it to Mitch.

I think Mitch, I think David gets reaped here. Put your sunglasses on, my boy. You're going to hell. Those flames are bright. But I think the one-to-one of swapping out a social media platform for an older, more wholesome one. All right, next one. Quibi or Quibi.

This continued in 2020. What would you do to bring back Quibi? Do I have to watch it on my phone? Yeah, you have to. I gave up my life itself for Quibi to come back. That's too much. Quibi is so important to me. I couldn't give a itself for Quibi to come back. That's too much. Quibi is so important to me. I couldn't give a shit about Quibi. Wow. I wouldn't give up anything for Quibi. I wouldn't give up a hair on Wally or

Erma's head for Quibi. A hair that fell off. I would. I would give off a hair, off and up, a hair off of Wally's head. Wow. Weak. For Quibi, Nick. Diddley-dley-dley-dley. He is giving something up, so I think I gotta re-miss. This is ridiculous.

See ya, hell boy. I don't think Wally's even gonna notice that missing hair. Oh, Ron Perlman's here. Okay, here's one. He's hell boy. What's up with that guy Oh, Ron Perlman's here. Okay, here's one. Peace out, boy. What's up with that guy's head? Am I right? It looks weird.

Tab soda was discontinued in 2020. Oh God. Yes. I will tell you this. Yeah. Every morning at 8 a.m., when my school started, when I was in sixth grade, my teacher, Mrs. Cole, would crack a cold tab soda.

Wow. And I had no idea what it was. I'd never seen it before, but she drank it like it was the most delicious little thing. And she gets a cold soda while we're all just licking our chomps. That seemed very unfair. Yeah. That's a thing that you don't realize as a kid It's just like well the adult like has the fuck they're fucking trying to get through this is their fucking job

This is so much worse than what we're doing. I should have given her a little bit more slack instead I put poison in the tab and I killed her I know I feel bad about it now, but I was a kid. I was jealous. Yeah, I kid it's understandable That shit happens when you're a kid. It happens. But I do. Oppenheimer, it almost happened to him. Yeah, to this day I still have not tried a tab

and I would love to have one. I would love to have, you know what? In with tab, out with crab, except for crab rangoon. Crab will be eliminated, except for crab rangoon. All crab except for crab rangoon? That's right, for a tab. Wow, wow. Does crab rangoon have crab in it?

Not really, so I think it would be fine. Boy, wow, that's huge. Crab in with tab, out with crab. That's a big one, David. I don't know if you're gonna be able to top this. This is something you guys may not know about me, but when I get home from work, I'm oftentimes hungry. Okay.

And I will rush to my cabinet to grab a handful of roasted almonds and two prunes. And I will crunch them down really fast because I know my kids are gonna wanna hug. So I have to like- What type of almonds are you talking about here? Blue almonds? Roasted, just like Trader Joe's roasted almonds. Got it.

Unsalted. It's like, I just, oh my God, I love my prunes. I love my prunes and almond combo. It's great. I know it's gonna help me out the next day. Cause I'm more, well, you know what happens. You're gonna shit. What?

You're gonna shit. Bitch, this is a podcast. Why are you being so crass? You're gonna fucking shit. You're gonna fucking shit. I will have a BM perhaps. Yeah, that's shit. This is codenamed fucking shit. You're gonna fucking shit. You're gonna make me shit. I will have a BM perhaps. Yeah, that's shit. That's the code name for shit.

Yeah, well, it's not gonna stink for the record. Cause it pops down in the water and the water protects it from misspelling. Do you have a bidet? I do. Hell yeah. I have a bidet as well. That's living.

Yeah, I got it. You ever on the bidet and then you're like, you turn on the bidet and you're like, I've been sitting here for like a good 30 minutes, I haven't even realized it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. 30 minutes. Well, not 30 minutes.

I'm saying I've been- The water's like gone up so high, it's like coming out your mouth. Yeah. And you're like, that's my cue. Yeah. Yeah, when you start spitting out water, like what's the Pokemon that spits water? Squirtle? Squirtle.

Oh. When you start looking like Squirtle, it's time to get off of the bidet. But I will sit there for like, I'll turn it on and I'll be like, yeah, I've been on here for like, you know, like two minutes. It's cozy. Are you like, are you occupied with other activities?

Yeah, I'm looking at my phone. Okay, sure. That's what it is. Yeah, I'll sit in there for, I'm not as long as Mitch, but I'll sit in there for a while. My kids are banging on the door. Daddy, what are you doing? I'm spraying my long as Mitch, but I'll sit in there for a while. is bullshit. Damning the world.

Crabs are in the ocean. Such a huge dish. They're in the ocean and you get crab rangoon. They're not gone from the world. Wait, I can't eat crab now because his ass is giving it up? That's what I'm saying. That's what this is about! I didn't even fucking realize it until just now.

No, don't do it, Nick. We need our buttery crab. I think you're gonna reap Mitch because that's insane. This is insane! All the crab? You're gonna reap Mitch cuz that's This is like the beginning of fucking Ghostbusters when Bill Murray is doing the psychic thing with the Bullshit we got one more here We're gonna stand we're gonna hear the personal fave too. Okay, we stay in the tech room We got one more and then we are going to hear a Dave's own pick Okay, we're staying in the tech room. We got one more and then we are going to hear Dave's own pick. AOL Instant Messenger, AKA AIM, discontinued in 2017.

You can bring that back. You can chat with your friends. You can hear the door opening and door closing sounds. You can have a great time one-on-one. Such a great way to interface with people on your desktop. I'll tell you what I would get rid of. All other social media. I love that answer.

Wow, you really just dropped the mic there, didn't you Mitch? You think you're a big swinging boy now, but I'll tell you something. I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna give up computers, all of them, all electronics, apples, Dells, fucking all of them. We're sending us straight to the Stone Age. We're sending, we're going back to the Stone Age

and I'm gonna wait, it's gonna be weird doing it. I just realized what I've done. Oh God, this is actually one of those big mistakes. That's the thing, I think you just made a fatal mistake. That's going to like just. We're fucked. Yeah, the world is just an extra. So now we have AOL instant messenger, but we don't have a computer to use it.

We just have the disk. Exactly, and I'm just thinking about people like dying on commercial flights and you know. Why, because you have to send him hell and this is the last one, which means that he stays in hell. David, I'm so sorry I have to reap ya. What?

I think Mitch is the better answer here. You know what Nick, I fucked up and so I guess I'll just pack up my... Bags head to hell. Bags. Brings on screen. Did you have a, what was your personal one? I guess on the bright side I'll get to meet Mitch's dad.

Oh my God. We have to end this. Yeah. All right, bye. Bye. All right, we're here with Libby Watson. And hey, we got a slop quiz. How do you feel about that? Sloppy.

It was kind of sloppy in delivering it, but I guess that's appropriate. I think you did great. Oh, God bless you. Jemmy's joined Mitch over on the big chair. She was licking my hand a second. Here she goes. Oh, she bless you. Jemmy's joined Mitch over on the big chair. She was licking my hand a second ago. Here she goes. Oh, she's so nice. Consul to Bath. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is really cute. That Jemmy is just slicking the shit out of your Apple Watch. And no, I didn't eat gravy today.

Mitch and Libby must determine if these are real British snack names or fake. So I will read the name of a snack. You let me know if this is an actual British snack or if this is something that Amelia made up. Are we buzzing in or are we taking turns? You can both say your guess and then I'll we taking turns? I think you can both say, you can both say your guess and then I'll just tally. I think that'll work.

Actually, Amelia, do you mind? Yeah, can someone take score over there? Yeah, I can take. All right, Emma's going to be tallying score. I'll be taking your lead on this if this is how I do it. I guess then we can buzz in, I don't know. No, I like that. Okay, great.

All right, first up, Monster Munch. Mitch, real. Yeah, it. Yeah. All right, first up, Monster Munch. Mitch, real. Yeah, it's real. It is real. And they're great. They're great, what is a Monster Munch? And you know what? We've had them, you fool.

Wait, have we? Yes. Wow. I don't remember them at all. Pickled onion, Monster Munch, amazing snack. Wow. They're like chips, right? Yeah, they're like corn chips and they're like in the shape of like a monstrous paw, you know, like a, you know, just a little hand shape.

I don't really know what the fuck, yeah, it was one of those things I've not considered since I was eight, but it doesn't really make any sense. Well, this is another one that you may have not considered since you were eight. If it's real, waschobbers. Mitch.

Fake. Yeah, that's fucking fake as hell. It is fake. You're both correct so far. It's two two ovals. Ovals? Ovals. If that's real, that's such a nan snack.

Whatever that is, that's something nans have. I'm gonna say real. I'm gonna say fake Whatever that is, that's something nans have. I'm gonna say real. I'm gonna say fake. It is fake, Libby gets a point. Wow. Next up, Wotsits. That's real. Real.

That's real. Wotsits is real. I agree with that one. You're both correct. Horrible, hate that one. Wotsits. Wotsits. What is a Wotsit? Like these little shitty corn, like puffed corn, like cheese things.

Frankly, it's a very American snack. Wow. Shots fired. Sorry. Does it say little shitty cheese things on the bag? Next up, Parma violets. That's real. Real.

It is real. How about- Now that is a Nan Sweet. What is a Parma Violet? It's like a little- so you know there's like really- What's a nan sweet? You know, something that your nan would- Like a grandma.

And you said nan treat, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Nan treat. Nan treats, yeah, treats for nan, you know? Like a Werther's Original, like that sort of thing. Yeah, Werther's Original, yeah. They're like, you know those chalky sweets that used to be I guess the only kind of sweets you roll out.

Yeah, like Smarties, which interestingly are something else in the UK. Whoa, I think we have talked about this. Yeah, yeah, they're like more like M&Ms. But yeah, I think they are meant to taste like violet or something, like the flour, nasty. I think Smarties, I think that's also a Canadian thing. I think Canadian Smarties are the same as the UK Smarties.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like more like an M&M. What do you think is the best nan treat there is? Cause I'm trying to think of, and I think I have an answer in my head. I mean, Werther's are really good. I don't mind a Werther's.

I kind of have a soft spot just cause I feel like my grandma always had a lot of mints. My nan always had like a lot of those butter mints, which I kind of like. Your nan? Yeah. I figured I'd say nan. Me nan.

I actually did have, I had a nana. I had a nana and papa and grandma and grandpa were my, that was my grandparent breakdown. But I like those little strawberries that are wrapped in the strawberry foil. Those are fun. I actually do like those quite a bit. They're like just like hard candies

that tastes like strawberry. Good. And there's like the little goo in the center of them kind of, right? Like if you like suck down, there's a little bit of goo. I love my nan's goo. It's funny that in like, you know, 40, 50 years, people are going to be thinking about like nan treats,

like grandma snacks as like nerds rope and gushers. Like just whatever shitty candies we had. Space dunk Oreos. Yeah, yeah. And then their grandmas will be hot. They're not gonna be like, they're not gonna be little old ladies. They're gonna be so fucked up.

It's gonna be fucked up world. Yassified grandmas. All right, next up, that was Parma Vilas. Next up, Bringle Berries. It's starting to look like the movie Brazil every day more and more. That's what I look like the movie Brazil every day, more and more. That's what I feel like I'm seeing with my own two eyes. That it's starting to look more and more like Brazil,

the movie. What are we, Terry Gilliam's Brazil, the movie? What's going on here? It's looking more and more like that. No one's seen it in this room. No idea what you mean. Terry Gilliam, oh, is he actually, was he? He's American, he's an American member of Monty Python.

He was the American Monty Python. He was the American Monty Python, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, good stuff. Good stuff there. Yeah, that was good. Bringleberries. That's fake.

I'm gonna say true, real. Bringleberries are fake. Damn. How many, what's the score right now? Libby has six, Mitch has four. Libby has six, wait, Libby got one wrong? No. Oh no, we're only at six.

Okay, next up, I miscounted. Who made these up by the way, the fake ones? Amelia, next up. Wags made some of these up too. I tossed in a few, but they're all in the spirit of the ones that Amelia had. Next up, McForesters. Oh, if that's fake, that's really good.

I'm gonna say real just because I, are you going fake or real? This is really tough. Which says real? McForrester's. Because it sounds, it's so plausible. It sounds like something that like a guy who has a Rolls Royce would have, you know?

Like that's a candy that like he'd have in his Rolls Royce. I'm gonna say that's fake. It is fake. Libby is correct again. I should just go with you. You would know all these. No, this is going good. I don't know.

Seven, four. What if there's a new one that I haven't heard about yet? Frazzles. Those are real. Real. They're really, really good. Frazzles are real. Do you remember, what is a frazzle?

Yeah, it's like a little, another sort of corn snack and it's like bacon flavored and it has sort of like stripe on it, like a, you know, what we would call streaky bacon, but what to Americans is just bacon. Frazzles to me sounds like it would be a candy, not a savory. No, it's a chip.

Wow, interesting. Wow. All right, how about Quavers? I'm gonna say fake. I'm not gonnaavers? I'm gonna say fake. I'm not gonna reveal anything. I'm gonna say fake. Okay, they're real. Quavers are real.

Damn it. What's a Quaver? This is like a, it's another chip, and it's like a sort of, I don't know what the hell it's made of, but it's weird and it's cheesy. They're like cheesy, like sort of puffs or, I remember they're like a sort of wavy shape.

I think it's meant to be sort of like a quaver in a musical sense. I don't fucking know. They're good. I should know the ones that are fake because they're like didgeridodgers. They're like the ones that are. Mitch, I will say, Watsits is real, you know?

So like this sort of thing. Some of the quivers are real, Frazzles is real. It doesn't help that it's a silly culture too. This is the issue, they're very silly people. And which is so annoying. Next up, Skips. Skips. I'm not letting Mitch see me.

I'm gonna let Libby answer first. No! Okay, yeah, Skips are real. Skips are real, yeah, for sure. Skips are real. No, good guess, good guess, Mitch. Humbugs. Ah, I'm gonna say true, I wanna skips are real. Skips are real, yeah, for sure. Skips are real. No, good guess, Mitch. Humbugs. I'm gonna say true, I wanna go true on humbugs.

That is real, yeah. Humbugs are real. Humbugs, yeah. They're mint, okay. Doublies. Real. That's fake. Doublies are fake.

Squeakers. Squeakers? Squeakers are real. Squeakers are fake. Squeakers are fake. Twiglets. Those are real.? Squeakers are real. Squeakers are fake. Squeakers are fake. Twiglets. Those are real. Twiglets are real.

Twiglets are real. Do you wanna know what twiglets are? Yeah, please. They are little Marmite snacks. Remember when we had the Marmite in DC? Yeah. I do. Yeah, it's like, I don't know.

I don't even know. Twiglets was the silliest one of all. I know, I know. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry I brought up twiglets was the silliest one of all. I know, I know. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry I brought up Twiglets. Wow. Okay, the, Crimblies.

Look, I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say, I mean, I know they're fake, but I want them to be real. So I'm gonna say real. Those are fake. They are fake. I mean, I knew it, but I'm getting destroyed anyway. She hasn't gotten one wrong. I'm gonna skip Spotted Dick

because we talked about the main episode. So yeah, we know this is real. That was a good poll. How about Marfunnels? Will you give me a point for that please? Yeah, Mitch gets a point for Spotted Dick. Next up, Marfunnels. Marfunnels, hmm.

I wonder what Libby thinks on this. Yeah. Marfunnels are fake. I wonder what Libby thinks on this one. Yeah. Mar-fundles are fake. I'm gonna go real. Mar-fundles are fake. I wanna get one wrong, you know? I really wanna get one wrong. You have a couple more opportunities.

No, you shouldn't, this is great. I'm not gonna throw it, but. Hib-hams, or Hib-hams. Oh, now that you've said it like that, I'm like, is it real? H-I-B-H-A-M-S. I'm not quite sure in the proper pronunciation. I'm going real.

Hibams. Hibams or Hibham. I'm going real. I'm gonna say fake. They are fake. That's a really convincing one. I have to say that's really good. How about squares?

That's real. I'm gonna say yes, real. Squ squares are real. What's the score? So like who cares 17 and Mitch has eight, okay? We have a we have a we have a few more. We'll see if we can get there's no there might be one that's worth 10 There's so many of these there are a lot Wait, sorry. what's the score? 17 to two? 17 to eight.

17 to eight, okay. I mean, look, in a lot of ways, it is a loss if I get any of these wrong. Yeah, no, but I'm actually confident as we approach the finish line here. Next up, Jaffa cakes. You know, yeah, they're real. Real. Because they're real.

Real. Because they're on the table. I wanted to see if Mitch would notice that they were on the table. No, we've had Jaffa cakes before. You would have gotten that one. No, we ate Jaffa cakes. We got sent them. I didn't even notice that they were on the table.

All right, last two. Nan's toothpaste. All right, last two. Nan's toothpaste. What a treat to sneak into Nan's bathroom and have a little of her toothpaste. Nan won't let me have sweets. I'm gonna say this is fake. Yeah, that's fake.

That's fake. Last one. Sorry, Nan. Pudding sauce. What? Pudding sauce. And how we spell it in Pudding? P-U-D-D-Y. I'm going to say that is real. I think that's fake.

It is fake. It's not fake! Pudding sauce is not a British snack, but it is a real thing that Bugmane says. Yes! So it's real. Alright, Mitch gets a point. What's the final tally? Yeah, Mitch gets a point for that one. It is 20 to 10. Wow.

Not bad. Doubled up. But a good showing. A surprising showing from a yank. Yeah, not bad. Well done. Not bad at all. I mean, I was also choosing stuff to have fun

because I wanted to have a comeback in some ways. Yeah, you're not dumb. I think if you really quizzed me on that, I think I could have a comeback in some ways. Yeah, you're not dumb. I think if you really quizzed me on that, I think I could have gotten 14 or 15 of those out of 20, which is pretty good. You didn't think this was a real quiz? Yeah, but we were up against each other.

I was trying to have fun with it. I would love to know what he would have gotten if it had been someone else here. Yeah. Yeah. Look, you're fucking, you two loving it, your fucking xenophobic little answers there. Jibby-jabbies and fucking Nim Noms. What do you think xenophobia is?

You're afraid of the fucking, do you think the English culture is weird? I'm tired of this anti-English bullshit everywhere I go. It's bullshit. Yeah. None of it is weird, it's all normal. Yeah. And we went through the ones that were real

and you know what, those are great and those are good snacks and if you enjoy those snacks, that's fine. That's what I've been saying and Prince Andrew did nothing ones that were real. And you know what, those are great. And those are good snacks. And if you enjoy those snacks, that's fine. That's what I've been saying. And Prince Andrew did nothing wrong. You know, we've been talking about that as well. Now you're talking both of our language. All right, we'll be back.

All right, we got Dutton here. We are talking Snacker Whack. Dutz, the boy. The boys are back together again, baby. We did this, didn't we? Did what? Cause we did Kit Kats. Didn't we do a Kit Kats? Oh, we didn't do these.

We didn't do these Kit Kats. Yeah, but we did a different Kit Kat, didn't we? Yeah, that's fine. Who gives a shit? Okay, so I'm just saying this is give me a break too. Cause we already did give me a break edition of snack or whack. Give me a break chew. Give me a break chew. With me or just in general? No, just in general. Okay, so but I'm just saying this give me a break to because we already did give me a break It's a break. You like this is didn't give me break chew with you with me or just in general. No, just in general Okay, yeah, we haven't done these flavors. Great. Great. I thought you were talking about me saying we're the boys and we're back together

No, I remember we did that before. Yeah, I know you're gonna have a fucking breakdown No, I was like I was like I thought we did the KitKats didn't we? We did okay, we got eight different KitKat for idols. I don't think we've tasted any of these. These are from Sammy Sigs. Shout out to Sammy Sigs. Thanks for sending those in. Nice. Sammy, thank you.

We're doing the KitKats. So here's the thing. A lot of these KitKats have, do not necessarily have English language script on them. So we're gonna do our best to decipher it based off of signage. And perhaps I will invoke my limited knowledge of katakana. But we will first up we have this caramel puddings because this one actually says caramel

pudding on it so we can figure that out. I got a little secret. Can I tell you? Yeah. I farted in the bathroom. Mitch that's disgusting. Mitch! I can't believe you admit to that.

Gross. There you go. So we've got two of each. So Mitch, I think what we're going to do is that you and I can split. Please don't tell Marty or Amir or Jake. I just don't want to get, I don't want to get us booted out of head gum Did you see the no farts rule? There's no fart in there. You're not supposed to do that Look at this little better that that that Mitch that bathroom is reduces only

You can take a ship you cannot far These smell really good, I'm just chomping there's smell a little too much, but oh man, those are good. Oh, that's really yummy. So many of these Kit Kats that are... You don't like it. It's okay. You're right. It does feel like it's almost scented. Yeah, it has the color of, for our audio listeners, it has like the color of white chocolate, but it tastes very caramely, very dulce de leche, I would say. Yeah. That's delightful. I like the color of white chocolate, but it tastes very caramely, very dulce de leche, I would say. Yeah, that's delightful.

I like the chamomile. That was a snack for me. A lot of the Japanese Kit Kats, they're like, they're lighter. There's like sometimes too much going on. Like unga pachka, you would say. Unga pachka, yes. And that last one was borderline.

I think it was good. I'd give it a snack, the last one. Yeah, give it a snack. This one looks like it's got a little coffee pot on there. Perhaps it's a tea flavor. I can't quite divine what's there. If it's coffee or tea, try maybe, Oh, it could be a chai flavor. Well, good news for KitKat because, uh, I like coffee and I like tea.

So the color, that was great. So the color of this one is a little bit off chocolate. Here you go, Mitch. Yeah. There's one for you. Do you want this label? Do you want to look at that? Dare I say a greenish hue? this one is a little bit off chocolate. Here you go, Mitch. Yeah. This one for you. Do you want this label? Do you want to look at that?

I'd like to find a label. Dare I say a greenish hue? It's got a little green to it, a little green. You dare, you dare, you dare. A green cast. I think that's definitely more tea than coffee. The green cast, isn't that Shrek's podcast? Yeah, he breaks down all the Shreks.

It's good, because he had Fiona on there. I told a lot of stories. This was a tough shoot. Puss was like being such a diva. I didn't realize they were fighting because you see Puss and he's like a fan favorite. I didn't realize they were fighting a lot. Wise, we shouldn't say Puss this much around Dutz. You get me excited, Wise. Come on.

Careful. Wait, what did you say before that? I don't say puss as much around duds. You get me excited, Wais, come on. Careful. Wait, what did you say before that? Brrr. Brrr. I told you, this guy does the sounds. That's a call back to an old episode. What were you saying there about,

what did Shrek say about puss? He was just like, he really after Shrek 2 when he became this breakout character, he's gonna have his own spinoff movies, he just like really felt like he was too big for Shrek 2 and he became this breakout character, he's gonna have his own spinoff movies. He just like really felt like he was too big for Shrek and everyone's kind of like. Too big for Shrek. And that's the whole thing.

That's like, that's absurd on its face. And they actually did a riff on that. Him and Fiona was very funny. But- Last wish is fire though, bro. Last wish is fire. Last wish is fire. I haven't seen last wish.

Is fire. Amelia, back me up. I haven't seen last wish. It's fire. Amelia, back me up. I haven't seen it. Fuck. They're defending. Why did you think she saw it? They stick up for last wish a lot on the Shrek cast. On the green cast.

Yeah, the green cast. Yeah. So they got along like, they got along like Zerok and. Yeah, it's kind of like rock and Vin Diesel on the cast of Furious. And then they also, but I guess this is the thing.

They say Gingerbread Man, he's the best. He's like so cool. They're like, he's like, yeah, in the movies, he's like so out of control and he's like, ah, and like nervous energy. But in person, he's like the chillest guy. He like takes pictures with everybody. This last one was whack, by the way, for me.

I agree, and I think it was tea. I think it was a tea. I think it's like a kind of, I didn't, I like a green tea, I like a matcha, but I think this one didn't quite land for me. And I also think it's think it was tea. What do you think of that? I think it was a tea. I think it's just like a kinda, I didn't, I like a green tea, I like a matcha, but I think this one didn't quite land for me. And I also think it's not quite matcha. It's not matcha, it's a different, it's like a black tea or something, it's different.

Do you know that, do you know Gingerbread Man is going out with, he was like, went on a few dates with Sidney Sweeney? Did you hear that? I did hear that, yeah. Is that just rumor though to sell the movie? That could be duds. Were they just kinda like, Touched on that. They were like that just rumor though to sell the movie? That could be Dutz.

Were they just kind of like- They touched on that. They were like, is that just to- Can I tell you something? Sell her nun movie, right? Is that Gingerbread Man, as I've heard that he's been accepted into the Pussy Posse. Leo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse. I heard they wanted him to join, but he was like, he was like, no, come on.

Like I got a reputation. That's how cool he fucking is. He's like, I don't like, I actually don't like what you guys do. The first perspective inductee into the pussy posse in probably 25 years. And he turns it down. Holy shit. So wait, what's this pink fella? We've been applying. We've been on the wait list for so long.

Yeah, I got wait listed. You're like, we'll definitely get back to you. We love what you're doing, bro. Wait, this one just has like, well, now you got to- I think it's, I think it's a pink fella. I think it's a pink fella. I think it's a pink fella. I think it's a pink fella. I think it's a pink fella. I think it's a pink fella. I think it's a pink fella. wait listed. You're like, we'll definitely get back to you. We love what you're doing, bro. Wait, this one just has like, well, now you gotta.

I think it's a strawberry, but it doesn't have a clear sign, clear indication of what it is. Well, on the picture, on the back, there's a picture of graph paper and an inking pen. Yes, no, this one, this one feels very. This is different. But it does, it is like school stuff though.

It's a good job on it. You can like write a message to somebody. I don't know if that's for Valentine's Day or whatever. It tastes kind of just like sort of strawberry adjacent. Maybe it's supposed to be strawberries and cream. Yeah, I got a message to write on that. Don't touch. Yeah, I don't like this one.

Hands off. Oh, the students trying to get my Kit Kats. Hands off. OK, I didn't get what you're saying. So nobody takes Braden's Kick Katz. That one's a whack for me. Next up we got- That was a whack, I liked that one.

I didn't love that one. I like the caramel, the other two I don't like so far. This next one is, I'll hand this over to you, Dutton. Should I quit comedy? This mixture would be strawberry cheesecake. No, Mitch, you're doing great. We're just trying to get through these Kick Katz, dude. All right, all right, all right.

I mean, some would say you quit comedy years ago. All right. By when we started the Doughboys podcast. Mitch, you're tapping out. You're going to be mad at me. What the fuck? I broke the KitKat the wrong way. Dots, I'll take one of yours, please.

I tried to break it down the middle. I accidentally bifurcated it horizontally. What is this one? That's really embarrassing. Cheesecake looking. Strawberry cheesecake? Yeah, this looks like a strawberry cheesecake. I'm prone to like this.

I like this. I feel like we shouldn't be eating this many kitkats. Whatever. You want to stop at four? No, I mean, no. They're small. We also don't have to eat all of them. It's okay if we just-

Like all of each one. If you just had like six ounces of mustard, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, mustard actually counters all the effects of KitKats. All right, next up we got this- Cheesecake one is not bad. What is that orange one that's on the table?

We had this one. This was the- Caramel pudding. This was the caramel one. I'll move this out of the way. Cheesecake one's okay. It's like a not as harsh strawberry cream on. This one looks like another school edition

because it's got the graph paper and the pen and the little writing here in the back. You motherfucker, you're saving the matcha for last, huh? We don't have to do matcha last. All right, good. This looks like an apple flavor. It's in a blue packaging and it's got like halved apples on it.

And this does have a, ooh, it has a strong apple scent to it. Ugh. That smells gross. Oh, it smells pretty gross. It's the color of chocolate. But tastes like, I don't like this. I don't care for that.

I don't like fruit and chocolate as a pairing. You know what? You gotta keep them separated. Yeah. Mm, the offspring. I like keep them separated. Yeah. The offspring. I like those offspring fellas. Dexter and Co. They make hot sauce, you know. They do. Really?

I disagree with you guys. I like the apple one. Okay. Tastes a little sciency to me. It's a little sciency, but it has a nice chocolate flavor. Alright, this next one is, is this a matcha root? Is that what we're looking at here? I believe so. OK. I wouldn't be surprised.

And this definitely feels distinct here. I'll hand that one over to you, doesn't it? Yeah, before you break them the wrong way. I'm not going to break it the wrong way again. That was a one-time error. And I owned up to it immediately. You did. Said I'd do better.

Don't take his side. OK, hold on. We're going to have to crank. This what this one's fucking tough. I beat you to the break here Wags here we go. Oh, man. Are you done man? Okay, so this one has like kind of like a the color of cucumber Cucumber Okay, I like this Whoo, that's nice. What was it spicy? What is it? I don't this might be a horseradish. Ooh, that's nice. But what is it spicy? What is it? I think this might be horseradish.

No, no way. I think this is a wasabi root. Oh my God, it's wasabi. Isn't that what that looks like? It looks penis-y also. Come on. I think that's a wasabi root. I think it's supposed to have a little bit of a burn to it. It's subtle.

Oh my God. It's subtle. Oh my god Shrek dick Well, let me taste this again That's a shrink which when she's real good, I wonder what the difference between his dick is when he turns human versus Shrek It stays pink. I mean it also this thing does look like it does look like a Shrek dick on the cover. It does yeah. That is wild wasabi one it's not bad. It's not bad. It's weird. I think wasabi is the flavor of it. But light. Quite light. Quite light. It is. That's it. But light, quite light. Quite light, quite light. It is, that's how- Quite light, quite light.

Huh? Gizmo. Close to Gremlins. Pretty close to Gremlins. Have you guys heard that you were on a exact Gremlins? No, but pretty close. Pretty close. Yeah, I think this does say wasabi.

I think that's what that is. Wow. If this here, this hiragana, if I'm reading it correctly. Okay, I could be wrong. What did I say it was? Quite light. Quite light. Quite light. Howie Mandel, voice of Gizmo.

Yeah, he's good, talented guy. I worked with him once, he was lovely. And one time portrayed Mr. Mizzies Piddlick on The Adventures of Lois and Clark. Oh, okay. Are you familiar? Yeah. I'm familiar with the show, but that also, that's one of the, you watch that show? Did you watch that show? Yeah.

I'm familiar with the show, but that also, that's one of the, you liked that show because it is a horny, it is kind of like a horny show too. Yeah, but it was on ABC. It was like a soap. Yeah. It was like a superhero soap.

Right. That was like so many of those shows, so many of those shows was like my introduction to the horniness, like that show, and Xena, and Hercules. I'm gonna take a piece of Dutz. Okay. I'm giving up on yours.

This is sweet potato. Sweet potato? You said it very strangely. I just leaned on the pole a little bit. I like this. This is fun. I think that captures the sweet potato flavor for a while. You leaned on the pole a little bit,

you sound like, just like Mike Flanagan. Hold on. Hold on. You gotta walk me through this one hold on what's happening Mike Flanagan leaned on the Poe a little bit mmm Poe from concrete Panda what the fuck what do you do Edgar Allen Poe? Oh! Okay. Poe from Kung Fu Bay. He does a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe stuff. He does Stephen King stuff. Oh, okay. No, he does Poe stuff.

He does Poe too? He does, am I wrong? Follow the House of Usher, isn't that a? That one is, yeah. It is, it is. Okay, yeah. Well, well, well. Is that it though, what else?

Good joke after all. Good joke. Good joke. Yeah, we like it. Good joke after all. Good joke. Good joke. Yeah, we like it now. Good joke after all. We got one left. He leans on the pole a little too much. We got one left.

This is, oh boy. Peanut butter and, no. It looks like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Or like a, No, I think this is a red bean. Cause I think it says azuki. And what is it called when it's like, Azuki sando, I think is what it says. what is it called when it's like?

Azuki sando, I think is what it says. What is it called when it's between bread? I think it's supposed to be a red bean sandwich flavor, which I didn't know was a thing, but I have it ready for desserts. What would be a better lean on the poe bit? I think that's one that's maybe sort of just a general addition by subtraction. Like maybe you just don't have to do that one. Why does Dutz pull to you this time? Sort of just a general addition by subtraction like maybe just don't have to do that one Wise duts pulled a you this here have this you want a whole one take that take that bad boy

Mmm, this one's pretty good. It smells very chocolatey earthy. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's kind of strange after a minute Yeah, I think that is a azuki red bean flavor hmm whack I could be wrong I Kind of like that funny enough my favorite was the one you guys did not like which was strawberries and cream interesting gross going back on all of these I honestly think the winner might be the wasabi yeah that's in fact what it is I did not like the apple I did not care for the strawberries um you know what did not like the apple. I did not care for the strawberries. You know what, honestly, I liked the caramel pudding,

that first one we had. That's not bad. That was really good. That was really yummy. Tough to top. But I think snacks overall, perhaps just a few individual whacks, but over solid, I'd say, give me a break.

Let's do a third one of these. Give me a break. People coming. Why is Kit Kat so innovative over there? Is it certain snacks just kind of run with it? Like Lay's, I know they've, they got like a bunch. Oreo got big on that too. And what's things, Oreo was so stodgy and traditionalist

that they had no changes from their brand for like 80 years. And then they're like, you know what? Let's fucking go wildly in the other direction. They have so many different Oreo brands. Here too though. And here, and a lot of the Oreos in the States are great. A lot of the ones they've experimented with. I just bought Star Wars Oreos.

Wow. And they are dark side or light side. Okay. Meaning Vader or Luke is on the back. Yeah. And inside it's a red or blue filling with Kyber crystals inside. Whoa, they have a little sparkle in your mouth a little bit.

Kyber-inspired sugar crystals. Oh, that's awesome. You lost me to the Kyber crystals. You don't know what a Kyber crystal is? You'd love to eat the fucking Kyber-inspired sugar crystals. Oh, that's awesome. You lost me to the Kyber crystals. You don't know what a Kyber crystal is? You'd love to eat the fucking Kyber crystals. I know what a fucking Kyber crystal is. I wouldn't eat a- Shroom, shroom, shroom, shroom, shroom, shroom.

Oh, brr. Shroom, shroom. Shroom, shroom. Shroom, shroom. Shroom, shroom. Huh? Uh. Bring me the Wookie.

I was trying to think about- Bring the Wookie to me. I was trying to think of a... Bring the wookie to me. I was trying to think of an emperor line. Oh, um... That no good Luke. Ha ha ha! That's a good one. Classic emperor. Drat, that darn Luke.

I don't care for that guy. Don't forget Leia. He says that? Luke, I don't care for that guy. I don't forget. Leah, he says that they fly now. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. This show is sponsored by better help. Mitch. I want to take a moment to say thank you to

someone in my life. Wow. You, my co-host. Wow. Thanks, Wags. And I also want to thank my therapist. Wow. Because this month is all about gratitude. And along with the person I just shouted out, Mitch, and the person who helps me out a lot, my therapist, there's another person we don't get to thank enough, ourselves. That's right.

It's sometimes hard to remember that we are trying our best to make sense of everything. And in this crazy world, that ain't easy. Can I thank someone? Yeah. Epstein. Wow. Theo Epstein.

Yeah. You helped the Red Sox break the curse. I was just watching the comeback. Here's a reminder to send some thanks to the people in your life, including yourself. Mitch, you and I have both benefited from therapy. We have, Wags. Every time I'm in therapy, I feel like a better person. You know what?

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And hey, it's the return of creature eater. That's right. We're're gonna look at some fictional creatures from the world of science fiction and fantasy and decide whether or not we would eat them. Oh, fuck yeah. Wow. We did this once before, it was, I think, disturbing, I guess is probably the-

Yeah, it's an interesting thought exercise. We also added the would you fuck them question last time. Right, I wasn't gonna bring that up, but I guess we could also decide if we want to fuck them. I think we have to include it for sure. Okay, right, yeah. Please. Whether or not we would fuck them is a component. I hope we get a mulefa from his dark materials.

It may happen. Oh, man. Fingers crossed. I'm not gonna eat figment. All right, first up we got figment. I'd fuck figment. I would. Because figment can also like use your imagination.

Figment can be anything. I would do both,. I'd fuck figment. Cause figment can also like use your imagination. Figment can be anything. I would do both, but I would fuck him first and then eat. Whoa. I'm not a freak. This was never really, the order in which we fucked was never really a part of it. It's like, it's important to say I'm not gonna eat him

and then fuck him cause then I'm a necrophiliac. That's a good point. I'm not letting that get out. Well him because then I'm a necrophiliac. That's a good point. I'm not letting that get out. Well then also what are you fucking at that point depending on how much you've eaten of the individual? Right, I think dragon meat might feel a little bit like a nice white fish. That's what I was gonna say.

I think the thing about a dragon is it's such an exotic creature that it would have to know what it tasted like. So I'm going to eat fig meat for sure. What about weird effects on you? But that's part of the magic. You better hope. It's part of it. It's just like, oh, wow, OK, I have a new ability. If a tiger penis can give you virility,

like what can a dragon penis do? Yeah. Yeah, I would absolutely eat. Not the tail. I don't think the tail would. I think there's like too many bones. All right, you know what? You guys convinced me.

I'll eat Figment. But are you saying, like when you're saying, like he could be anything, are you saying like he could pull like a cubert in pixels and turn into, he could be anything? Are you saying, like, he could pull, like, a Qbert in, in, uh, in pixels and turn into, like, a sexy lady? Figman's thing is imagination, right? So, like, with the power of his, like, if you use the imagination, he could be anything.

He could be Qbert. Because in pixels, Qbert turns into a hot lady and then Gad fucks Qbert. So, you watched pixels again the other day. Yeah. All right, we're all pretty much agreed here. Let's move on to the next one. All right, we're all pretty much agreed here. Let's move on to the next one. All right, the minions.

Wow, this is sad. There is that meme or whatever online of like the minion getting like fileted, right? Yeah, filet mignon, which is fun. I think two gamey. I think, oh, filet mignon, that's really good. Yeah, it's cute. I feel like they'd be like a Twinkie.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah, I wonder what they would taste like, because the thing is they seem to be immortal. All the things are very conscious. They're asexual. I think if you were to bite into it, it would be like biting into a stress ball. Yeah, right.

You maybe couldn't cut through. They're almost sentient dolls as opposed to living or living flesh. Since you said Twinkie, that reminded me of my recent dalliance to the county fair. Are we allowed to choose how we eat them? Like, could I batter and fry? Of course.

I still think it's not a fun bite. I'm not gonna eat these guys. I love them. But fuck, absolutely. Look at that round head. I have a vibrator. There's actually some behind you that are perfect for fucking.

Wait, now hold on. You said they're asexually. Are you saying they have no sexual organs wise? Oh, those ones are sexy. Those are sexy. Why are you saying they're asexual? They have butts, but I don't think they have like d organs, wise. Oh, those ones are sexy. Those are sexy. Why are you saying they're asexual? They have butts, but I don't think they have like dicks and balls.

Well, they can be fucked. Have you ever seen one? Don't talk about that. Have you ever seen one? What do you mean, don't talk about this? We shouldn't do this with these guys. That's Stewart, Kevin, and Bob. We should not be talking about this.

Oh my god. Bob's a child. Come on. Sex does not have to be penetrative, so they don't need a dick sex has, Bob's a child, come on. Sex does not have to be penetrative, so they don't need a dick for me. Bob's a child? Wait, how old are these things? That's the thing, they're immortal.

They've been alive since the beginning of time. Bob's a child forever? He's got kind of a childlike disposition. Okay, so you're saying Bob's a child, he's been around for hundreds of years? I just, I just, I just, Bob's getting fucked. We're not, no one's fucking Bob. Let's move on

Let's go to the next one. Am I let's go to the next one. Okay. There we go. Aqua teen. Oh, man I have to take bites out of meat. What maybe I just want to eat all of meat Why but I would have to take like I have to eat some of this stuff fry lock would be good fry lock is just But here's here's like I'd like to eat. Yeah Here's the plus side of it is that I feel like you could eat a lot of these guys and they could still live. That's the thing, I think I could have a couple of fries from Frylock. I feel like I could take a sip of Master Shake and they'd be fine.

They'd just take it and strive. Meatwad's the one I want to eat the least because I have a dog now so I used to really live by the, I was going to say 10 second rule, but I feel like it's a lot less. What's the three second rule? Well, I was living by the 10 second rule, but I feel like it's a lot less. What's the three second rule? Well, I was living by the 10 second rule, but now that I have a dog, it's like a no second rule, except for if I stand there like with a jeweler's appraisal, magnifying glass to take all the hair off.

That meatball is covered in shit. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's got like gum and trash and dog hair. And I'm not saying you can't eat it, but to me, I think that's just kind of ruining the experience. I agree. I'm not eating it. Also, you know, Shake, while you're drinking from Shake, he's gonna be like, what are you doing?

Or however you talk to him. Yeah, he's gonna talk at you really obnoxiously. It's gonna be there. I think that you could scoop a piece of meatwad off and then take, you know, part of it. From the middle, yeah. From the middle. I just, meatwad is also very nice,

and he's the only one who's so... He's a cutie. He's a little cutie pie. He would, like, open, present it to you to eat him, I think. So maybe he is fuckable then. No, Frylock can go down on me though. Shit, Frylock can go down on me, yeah. Yeah, with that goatee. All right, let's look at the next one.

What would be fucking Frylock? Cookie Monster. I'm not eating cookie monster. No one's eating cookie monster. We're not eating cookie monster. He's eating eating Cookie Monster. We're not eating Cookie Monster. He's eating cookies. Amelia. This is what you do?

This is what you do here? Amelia. It's Amelia did this. We're throwing her under the bus. I liked Amelia up until now. This is disgusting. You people should be arrested. I'm not eating cookies.

I'm not eating cookies. Absolutely. I'll eat cookies with Cookie Monster. I'm not eating Cookie Monster. I'm not fucking Cookie Monster. I don't want to be fucked by Cookie Monster. I don't want Cookie Monster. I'm not eating Cookie Monster. I'm not fucking Cookie Monster. I don't wanna be fucked by Cookie Monster. I don't want Cookie Monster to touch me or fuck me or suck me in any way.

I don't need to come near Cookie Monster. No, that's not what the C is for. That's right. It's C's are for cookies, swags. Would you eat a cookie like how he eats a cookie? Yeah, I think I would. Like crumbling all over, like maybe only a little bit gets in your actual mouth.

I worked on- I think that's mouth. I worked on a Disney Plus show that was on the Henson lot. And as part of it, I worked with Brian Henson was the show runner. And Brian Henson, I think the story has been told, but he talked about Cookie Monster. And he was basically saying that the original, when Jim Henson and Frank Oz and all the muppeteers or everyone there was trying to come up with Cookie Monster.

They originally had a vacuum that was gonna suck all the cookies in and they were messing around with it and it was so hard to get it working. And then they just tried it and they just fell out of his mouth and they realized it was funnier. I love, you know, limitation breeds creativity. That's such, also the idea of like every time he spoke, wait, will you say a sentence as Cookie Monster?

I'm Cookie Monster. There's just like a suction underneath every line. Uh, what was that line? What creates, uh... Oh, limitation breeds creativity, so... That's why I got cast in Twisted Metal. Uh, I gotta say this. Um...

Vacuum Cookie Monster, I'm gonna say this. Um, vacuum cooking monster, I'm gonna fuck. Yeah, oh, I mean, he sucks. He's got the vacuum, bro. I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna do that. And it's a different ball game. Yeah, that's a different character, though. I just saw a sneak peek of it. The next one is not.

I don't like it either. I did, too. Are you gonna send this segment to Brian Henson so he knows that we've been through? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'll let him sign off on it. My sister is alive, but when she was seven, had a disease that is the disease Jim Henson died from. Oh, my God.

And the only reason why she was able to be, like, cured essentially is because the Henson Foundation donated a ton of money after Jim passed from this disease, and so she is alive. The Muppets are really important in my house. That is wild. So no, I'm not fucking or eating any one of them. Yeah, I agree.

Because if I do, my sister dies. I don't know if there's anything tied to it in that way. No, it's a direct line. If I were to do anything, no matter how sexy he looks and he has those googly eyes, I won't do it. My sister will drop dead, and she can't. She's important to me. She's a mother of two. I'm with you. I won't do it. My sister will drop dead and she can't, she's important to me, she's a mother of two. I'm with you, I will not, I will not protect you.

And Noah, God bless Jim Edson, I love that guy. I think it's beautiful. And also, sleeping with me is probably similar to sleeping with Cookie Monster. Cookie crumbs falling all over you, googly eyes, my eyes going all over the place. Cookie's just a little more ooky. All right, let's look at the next one.

Yeah. E.T. So I have to admit something, I'm on my period and I did fool around with E.T. and that's. Oh my God! That's the red finger? And that's how his finger got that way. Gilly, I gotta tell you,

you gotta get yourself to a doctor. Yeah. Looks like you love that. That is very, that's glowing red. What? ET Bono. For everybody that he's just holding it up, he hasn't washed his fingers, he's just holding it up on display.

Yeah. He's showing it to his dorm mate. Check it out. I'm that fun. His dorm mate? Yeah. Is he in college? mate. Check it out. I'm that fun. His dorm mate? Yeah. Is he college? Bro, check it out.

Yeah. I would eat E.T. Yeah, I'd eat E.T. I want to know what he tastes like. He seems like he'd be a little leathery, but I kind of feel like a humanoid, you know. I don't know. I kind of have a, get the sense that the E.T.'s are like herbivores, and that tends to be the most succulent meat.

Oh, interesting. Because I was thinking this that tends to be the the most succulent meat Oh interesting because I was thinking this is gonna be like a jerky It looks like a jerk. Yeah, I guess I'm going based off his outsides But I do think he would taste like a nice like venison jerky. Yes, right, right, right Like he's a jerky boy for sure. Well, I got two questions for you one Where's ET go to we talked about jerky boys. There's on the back. Yeah, and also you said jerky boy And he's a is an ET phone home, so now there's gonna be ET making a prank call. ASU's a pretty good school. I...

Alf is, you know. Alf's there, yeah. Oh yeah. His dorm mates Alf. Oh I thought they were, it was like Notre Dame versus UNC. Like I thought it was a little bit of a rivalry. Oh right. Oh yeah.

Yeah. We also know that there's like a whole planet more of him, so it's not like a limited force. That's true, that's true. I will say that he is magical, so I mean like maybe eating the tip of his finger would be good in some ways. I said this before, but gray ET,

I felt like gray ET in one episode, I was doing a bad job. And we talked about eating gray ET versus eating brown ET. I'd eat brown ET before I'd eat gray ET. Yeah, gray ET looks like it's gone bad. But both of them kinda look like dog shit. I don't brown ET before I'd eat gray ET. Yeah, gray ET looks like it's gone bad. But both of them kind of look like dog shit. I don't know if I'd want to eat either of them.

And I feel like he could just get you off with his finger touch, right? That's the other thing. He's kind of got that, you know, a little bit of low-grade telekinesis or whatever the ability is. I think I am going to, I would eat him for curiosity's sake. I don't think I'd want to fuck him. Though maybe I would want to like the, you know,

the mind flayer in Baldur's Gate. Maybe I would have some sort of like otherworldly, like ethereal sexual encounter. We lost us completely. I've never noticed this before about ET. And I've thought about ET a lot. There are some pretty distinct breasts. And that, I don't normally want to eat a humanoid breast,

but the way they're sitting on ET's body, it looks like you could just sort of like, like slice that right off and it's a perfect meal. Yeah. Yeah. That, that, that is a good, but also for the sex, I mean, also there's a, there's a, there's a, there's something to grab onto there. There's ridges in between the breasts, so like,

titty fucking ET. Oh my God. Sort of ribbed for his pleasure. All right, let's do the next one. Oh, gross. Okay. This is Roz from Monsters, Inc. I don't want to eat a worm.

Yeah, I don't want to eat this worm-like creature. Oh, I was thinking much more snail and escargot's delicious. I'm eating her immediately. Oh, that's a good point, actually. You know what? Roz might be tasty. You've converted me.

Yeah, with garlic and butter, she is a good point, actually. You butter her up. You know what? Roz might be tasty. You've converted me. Yeah, with garlic and butter, she is a little on the older side, but that's fine. I'm sure you can eat a mature snail. You know what else you can do with a mature lady? Fuck her. Yeah. She knows the thing or two. She knows the thing or two, yeah.

She knows the thing or two, yeah. I would like to hook up with her. I think once she clocks out, she's a blast. Oh, I think she gets wild. Yeah, I think she, like, once she clocks out, she's a blast. Yeah, I think she's a blast. How old is... Is it Roz? Roz, yeah. That's the character's name, right?

Did you just know that? Okay, because I haven't really... Other than Cookie Monster, I haven't been super sure about everything. Yeah, sounds right. I'm looking up Young Roz from Monsters University. Is Young Roz in Monsters U? I don't remember. I don't know. I think you're maybe Roz from Monsters University. Is young Roz in Monsters U? I don't remember. I don't know. I think you're maybe thinking of the one,

the other like secretarial position woman who's with Mike, no, Sully. Is that the same Roz? It might be, yeah. She's definitely the same species. Yeah. I think she looks okay. She looks good.

Yeah, she looks great at any age. All right, let's, how many more do we have? We have six more. Let's just do- No, come on, let's do a speed round. We wanna see all of them. You wanna do all of them, we can save, but we can do another one.

We wanna see all of them, come on. All right, we'll do a quick speed round. Next up. No, I'm just thinking. Oh yeah. Okay, we got Henry J. Is it Waternoose? Yes.

Henry J. Waternoose who's yeah? Who's the of the one of the bad guys from monsters? Inc definitely fucking him he would take me to a nice dinner beforehand Also eating them. I think I would I would not want to eat a spider and that I'd be worried I Not want to eat a spider either then I'd be worried. It's a spider? It's a crab. It's a crab. I would not want to eat a spider either. Good thing that's not a spider. He looks like a crab.

Yeah, I guess he's more, as much crab as spider. I guess I just, the eyes throw me. Nick, you're right about the eyes. You're right about the eyes. That's the thing, that's just like, I don't know that that kind of throws me off a little bit, but then I'm also worried about like, kind of like the, you know, that he feels like a creature that you fuck him

and then he kills you. So I'd be, I feel like it'd be dangerous. Not if I kill him first. I listen to the next one. He's given me, what's the last one? Megamind, what the fuck? We're getting into like humans. What am I, Lights Camera Jackson?

What was the last guy's name? Can we go back to him a second? This was Water Noose. Henry J. Water Noose. We don't have Water Noose. I don't know if I'd fuck him either. I just wanted to get that over with. We're doing a speed round.

We gotta get through all these. He gives me Weinstein vibes is all I was't know if I'd fuck him either. I just wanted to get that over with. We're doing a speed round. We gotta get through all these. He gives me Weinstein vibes is all I was gonna say. I'd fuck Megamind, but I don't think I'd eat him. You'd fuck Megamind? I think I'd fuck Megamind. I don't think I'm gonna eat him. Do you think he could fuck you without even touching you because of the mind?

You know, I actually don't know his powers. I haven't seen the movie, but I think so. I would not fuck him. I would eat him. I've eaten brains before. I feel like if I just like cut him right above the eyebrow, flip it over and give me a spoon. What brains have you eaten?

Lamb and I think cow. Wow. Yeah. And they're good. He kind of looks like a shitty producer guy too, honestly. He does a little bit, yeah. Yeah. What is sweetbreads?

That's also brain, I think. Or is that intestines? Sweetbreads is like organs, yeah. Okay, sweet. Well, I like to eat all parts. Yeah, I like awful. I'll eat all that. All right, I wouldn't fuck him or eat him, honestly.

He's gotta get, yeah, he kinda looks like a magician. Maybe, yeah, he's a little magician vibe. It's giving me Dr. Strange. All right, next up. Oh. Miss Pacman, fucking Miss Pacman. Only fuck. I'm for sure fucking Miss Pacman.

I'm fucking Miss Pacman for sure. I'm not gonna eat her, but I will fuck her. I'm fucking, again, I'm fucking her and I'm eating her. I think she would taste like a Skittle. All right, next up. Mr. Peanut. I eat them all the time. She's gonna be a Cream Skittle Wags. We're gonna comment her, I was trying to say.

So I get her third. Sorry. Sorry. Uh. Um. Another, another, you know, a high, I mean, like, he should, already, it's very sexual. I feel like he should have a towel on or something. Yeah, he seems more, he feels like he's going to pull a Charlie Rose.

Like, oh, I was in the shower. I didn't realize you were in here. Yeah. I also think if you were to try to eat him, he'd be one of those ones where you just kind of whiff through and there's no nut. Oh yeah. I'm saying he's impotent.

Oh wow. I love that. Yeah, I think he's just got one nut on the bottom, but the top chamber is empty. I like that. The last three, I feel like the Spider-Man was Weinstein. The last guy was like, who was the producer, who was the director?

Ratner. And then this guy is Charlie Rose. I feel like these are like, guys, I'm not interested in any of these. I mean, would Mr. Peanut pull like a Derek Jeter and like leave you gifts after he fucked you maybe? Like, oh. No, he's gonna pull a Matt Lauer

and fucking lock the office door from a secret button he's got under his desk. He's not the monopoly guy, like he wants us to. I wanna know though, what do you think his legs taste like? Mm, good question. Do they taste like more peanut? I think they just taste- I think they're salty. I think they taste like flesh.

Oh. I feel like they're like human flesh. A husky body, a peanut inside, and then human flesh appendages. Yeah. And he's selling out his brothers. That's a weird fucking thing. Yeah. His fellow peanuts he's like offering.

Traitor, traitor. It's like the apex capitalism. All right, let's look at the next one. Oh, come on. Pillsbury dough boy. If you baked him, I'd eat him. I'd eat him. I don't know if I'd fuck him.

He's too cute. I would definitely fuck him. He's a kid. He's the Pillsbury dough boy. Oh my god. All right, man, when he's a dough man, I'd fuck him. Yeah, when he's of age, I'll fuck him. I've weirdly always known he is the dough boy,

thought he was a marshmallow. He looks like a marshmallow. He's a little marshmallow-y. I could see him being sleepy. Is it weird that my home page on my computer is the countdown clock for when the dough boy turns 18? It's a little weird. I just feel like with the dough boy,

the Pillsbury dough boy is about to hit jail bait graduation. Hell yeah. You and feel like with Doughboy, you could... Pillsbury Doughboy's about to hit jail-bate graduation. Hell yeah. You and Ashton Kutcher, man. He had one for the Olsen twins, that's why. I'll never forget it. I'm surprised that we never saw him at Lockpoo Bell. That, uh... Lockpoo Bell's a bad spot, as I will say.

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All right, how many do we have left? This is the last one. Wow. The next one is the last one. Are you ready? We did it. Here we go. Oh!

The dough boys. Well, this is an easy one. No one will fuck this one. Yeah, no one's fucking The dough boys. Well, this is an easy one. No one will fuck this one. Yeah, no one's fucking the dough boys. I, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna just try to be objective. I would eat and fuck them both. Gilly, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. In that order this time.

Whew. Does that make it less weird? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. There'll be a lot of apologies from us the entire time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We just never got around to have you come meet us. We look very shiny is another issue here, is that we're very shiny. We're looking at the, not a photograph of us for audio listeners, but the Dobais mascots, our characters. Are we human? I mean, like, what is this here? You're balloons, I thought.

Yeah. You're opaque. Like, we can see the background through your faces. Yeah, there is a little bit of that. Is that opaque? Is that the right word? I think it's the opposite. I think it's the opposite. Yeah.

Opaque you can't see. I'm not gonna say what. Thank you. I'd fuck one and I'd eat one. And I'm not gonna tell you which one. Ooh. Same. They're both me.

All right, we'll be back. Hey buddy, continuing on with our video editor, Mike Dorfman, Baker filmmaker on YouTube. Mike, how do you feel about hot sauces? Because you know me, I'm a bit of a heat seeker. Are you something of a heat seeker? I am. I am. I've only grown into that like in the last five years.

Wow. But yeah, I do really like a good hot sauce. Do you have a go-to hot sauce? Yeah, I'm pretty classic, Cholula. Sure, Cholula's great. Yeah. Crystal, we have Crystal. Yeah, Crystal, I was trying to think of that.

Crystal's great. Yeah, we have like three hot sauces in our fridge at any given time. Well, we have three hot sauces right here, courtesy of Hotter Sauce. Now this is a fan who sent this in and is launching their brand. Let me go ahead and read this little bit of copy here.

Hey, Doughboy's family, I'm Joe Hotter, owner of Hotter Sauces, and I wanted you, is that, do you think that, is this guy's actual name Joe Hotter? I love it. I hope so. If it is, I hope so. I hope so. That leads you to making hot sauce.

Yeah. That's like destiny. Yeah. Yeah. If your name is like Dan Butter, you're just gonna make some butter, right? Dan Butter is like an organic chemist. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Get out of there. Yeah, get yourself a churner.

I'm Joe Hodder, owner of Hodder Sauces, and wanted you all to check out my lineup of hot sauces they launched last year. Now I'm just thinking about a guy trying to launch his indie artisan butter brand. Gonna fucking take down Lando Lakes Now I'm just thinking about a guy trying to launch his indie artisan butter brand. I'm gonna fucking take down Lando Lake, so I'm just a guy. You're on notice, Kerry Gold. I often listen to your podcast while I sauce it up in the kitchen,

and I could think of no podcasters more appropriate to share my creations with than Spoon Nation, the Burger Boy, and affiliates. Hope you share and enjoy with friends and family. Happy Choo Year to you and your loved ones. Joseph Hodder, Joe Hodder at HodderSauces.com. Happy Choo Year. Well, this was, I will say, this was established in 2023.

He does say last year. So this was sent in the early part of this year, but yeah, we are maybe lagging a little bit. We have a little Hodder Sauces sticker that was included, which I assume is the is the guy and Let's get into that wasn't sticky when I gave it to you Jesus Christ, that was a vinyl patch You got fucking roasted by the side of the couch over here wise Wags. Right to your right, you got roasted by the two Mikes.

Two Mikes. And you crank off onto a cartoon. I am. I'm Michael. Michael Donovan Mitchell is my name. Donovan? Yep. Wow.

Michael Donovan Mitchell. I have the two thirds of the NBA player Donovan Mitchell's name. That's right. We pronounce it more Donovan, I guess, but it is spelled the same way. We have three sauces here. We're gonna work our way up the heat intensity. We've got Pepper Blossom, which is hibiscus, Anaheim chilies, and mixed peppercorns fermented together.

We got Honey Abanero, which is strong Abanero flavor with a velvety touch of sweetness from high quality honey. And we have Tyne Apple, which is fermented Thai chilies blended with sweet pineapple to complete the heat. And why is, I'm just going to say it, we have some delicious bread. That's right. Because Mike brought some delicious bread that

he baked for a, you know, if you, you maybe have heard a double at this point where we go, we eat Mike's delicious bread, but now we're going to use it for hot sauce dipping. That's right. We're going to be using this bread as a hot sauce delivery mechanism. I'm going to unwrap these and distribute them.

I feel like the spill man should have fucking three hot sauces in his hand. Pepper blossom. Yeah, also I don't want to accidentally douse Jemmy with hot sauce. Oh yeah. That would be awful. Are we trying these separately? Yeah, I think we can try them separately. So we've got the pepper blossom is up first. And then I'm unwrapping the honey abanero and the the pineapple, we can distro these. Mitch, where are you on hot sauces?

Cause I know you got someone who has less heat these days. I do think that they're great to use when you're eating kind of healthy and it sucks. And you just pour hot sauce on it and it's kind of helpful. But I still like the spice wags. I don't like to go crazy hot anymore. I rarely ever do. But it's something, a nice mild sauce I love. And that's where I like for wings or anything like any heat level, I'm always going mild. How about you, Mike? What level do you do?

I'm a medium guy. Yeah, I's a good choice. I like the medium. I mean, I've had some mediums that are actually secretly hot, but I kind of like that, actually. Well, I usually find myself dealing with the opposite, where they'll say, like, this is hot, and then it's actually like, all right, this is like a five or six. But just the scale has kind of been deflated, I feel like, as spicy, a five or six. Yeah. Um, but like you've like, they're, they're just, the scale has kind of been deflated.

I feel like as, as spicy stuff has gotten more mainstream and they don't want to alienate, you know, people. Spoiler alert. Yeah. Well, unless you get what? Well, unless you, like, if you go to like a Thai restaurant, like you're, or something, you know,

like you might get some real, real heat, but if you're talking about like, Hey, this is the, these are the ghost pepper wings from like KFC. They're not actually going gonna be that hot. Spoiler alert, this got kick to it. Oh, this has real kick. This got some real kick to it. This is the pepper blossom.

I just tried the pepper blossom. Did you try it yet? No, I didn't get to taste it. Can you sauce me up and pass one over? Sure thing. You want me to sauce you up a piece of bread? Yeah, why not? All right.

Give me a little corner of yours or whatever. Fuck. Well, you don't have to. You can get a different piece of bread if you don't want to share your bread. I think sharing one roll feels okay. Thanks, buddy. This is nicely doubted. I'm just pissed off.

Fucking Dan Butter is working as a, what did you say? An organic chemist? He's an organic chemist. What's he doing? He's wasting his skills. You have so much potential, Dan Butter. I know. Next thing you're telling me, Tony Jacker is working in, uh, uh, uh.

What is Tony Jacker's, what should he be doing? The guy you should be professionally jacking off? Is that what you're sending out? He's working in abstinence? Tony Jacker's in abstinence? Well, the job doesn't necessarily have to be completely ironic, but I guess it could be. But if he was just working as a roofer that would also be wasting his gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Why is your family named Jacker?

What did your ancestors do? The Weigers when they got to fucking Ellis Island. You're the Jackers now. That one's good. This is a fantastic sauce. Really yummy. It's very good. It's got heat to it.

What level would you call this heat? Medium, medium high? What would you say? I'd say that's like a medium. Yeah, I'd say medium. Definitely got some lingering burn to it. It's got a good flavor. That's the big thing.

It's like this is... Great flavor. It's got a lingering burn to it. It's got a good flavor. Good flavor. That's the big thing. It's like this is- Great flavor. It's distinctly flavorful. Yeah, I like that. A little bit of sweetness almost to it. A little bit, but not too much. But not too much. And it's weirdly to say, at the same time, also subtle.

It's great. Yeah. He did a great job with this pepper blossom. Why is he gonna hand me the other one? I was gonna say, this one is going to be the honey habanero. Okay, we got the honey habanero. It seems like we're doing the sweet heat with a few of these. Are you a habanero fan say, this one is going to be the honey habanero. Okay, we got the honey habanero. Okay. It seems like we're doing the sweet heat with a few of these.

Are you a habanero fan? I don't usually, habanero I usually don't love. It's like the pepper. I like so much more of like a vinegary hot sauce. Yeah. Which I don't know what, like I guess a pepper sauce. That's like what, what's it called? Tabasco, right? Yeah, sure.

It's just a pepper sauce, right? Yeah, cayenne pepper is sometimes the base. Cayenne pepper, sometimes the base. The, the, uh, although I don't know what, what, what it is specifically with Tabasco. Yeah. Natalie will sometimes like make like a salad dressing or something like that. And I'll be like, Oh, this spicy is like, Oh, I put like a couple of Abaneras in, uh, like with the vinaigrette.

And I was like, Jesus Christ, like every salad dressing, it's intense, but it's good. Otherwise I was going to give you a for salad dressing, it's intense, but it's good. Otherwise, I was gonna give you a piece of sourdough this time. But she has such an incredible heat threshold she's able to withstand. So she has to sometimes, we have to sometimes meet each other in the middle.

Spicy salad dressing, I've never really tried that. It can work. It sounds good. Oh. Sounds like a good way to plus up on otherwise boring meals. Yeah. Exactly, yeah, for sure. And it can be kind of like refreshing at times too. This one's nice.

This is nice. It kicks, this one is actually, is a, ooh, it got kick. This does real kick in there. I got kick. Ooh. Yeah, again, because sometimes you see the Abanero and they're just like, sort of, it's more branding

than actual intensity, but this is very much one that tastes, you taste the Abanero. Do you have a favorite hot sauce? You know, you name Cholula, which is one I always keep in the home. I do really like a crystal, but we also always have like a, like a, you know, a chili garlic spicy sauce in the house, like a hui fong or something.

I love all those too. I just got to give a shout out to Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Frank's is great. They changed the game back in the day and it's still going strong. They're like part of the classical buffalo sauce formula. It's true going strong. They're like part of the classical buffalo sauce formula. It's true, yes. Yeah.

When we do stuffed clams, co-hogs, as some call them, the habanero one got kick. I ate quite a bit of it, but that's got kick to it. I would say that is definitely medium high to hot. Yeah, that one's decently hot. And we also got a pineapple, that's the final one we got. Nice little pork banto. That's gonna cool us down. Yeah, I'm sure you love that.

It might, but also you hear the Thai in there, the T-H-A-I Thai, and it's like, oh, this could actually be really spicy. It's like the cuisine. Wait, what was I just talking about? You have a lot. You're talking about co-hogs. Oh, co-hogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put Frank's red hot sauce in there and they're good. Yeah, I ate probably too much of the last hot sauce. I ate a lot of it. And it's a slow-

Do you need to get some milk? No, no, I'm okay. But it's a slow- Yeah, it definitely picks up on you. It's a slow creep on you. Slow creep, sounds like us. Slow creep. I'm fast, like a 28 Days Later zombie. Fast creep. Here we go. Pineapple.

All right, we're having this pineapple. Mitch has a little reservoir kind of drizzled onto his plate there, and we're going to distro this. What would you like? You want Hawaiian? do you want? Yeah, I'll do Hawaiian for that one. I think Hawaiian is actually probably better for- Sounds like a good combo for a pineapple.

Yeah, I concur. No, we mentioned co-op. I just gave you some sauce there while I was just saying that. Is there pineapple juice in the Hawaiian rolls, Mike? I forget. Yes. Oh, wow. There's pineapple juice.

There is. Wow, and is that a standard ingredient? Yeah, yeah, in Hawaiian rules. I did not know that. I think that's kind of what makes them Hawaiian. I'm gonna move this towards the center. Yeah, that's, yeah. You're definitely gonna knock it over.

What were we gonna say, Wax? Where'd the lid of that one go? It's here, it's over here. What were you saying? Oh, you mentioned co-hog, co-hogs. We've talked with Emma at length about family guy fandom. Where are you on the Family Guy franchise? I'm not a fan.

Wow, you're not a fan. So you just kind of have it on in the home and you're just kind of like tolerating. I usually put it on when it's not around. Usually when I enter the room, she shuts it off immediately. Wow. I had no idea this was a divide within the household. It's not, I mean, I used to like it

and something happened either to me or Family Guy, I'm not sure. But I just find it grating now. Yeah. I feel like such a grump saying that. No, it's, yeah, you know, whatever. You sound like thousands of Doughboys listeners. Yeah, exactly, talking about our show. Yeah.

No, that's not. That's what I meant. I think people, I like that show. And then it's like, I've changed or they've changed. That's making me cry a little bit. What's that? This right here, this hot sauce, it's making me tear up a little bit.

This one is a little sweat beating up under my eyes. Yeah, I will say that one's, this is maybe the most sneaky hot of them, the pineapple, but it's quite nice. It's my favorite one. Yeah, it is my favorite one. I think that's my favorite. That's number one. I'd give that number one.

Then I'd put the pepper blossom and the honey habanero, which I also liked. I'd put that in. I'd give that one the bronze. Great sauces. Great sauces. You did a great job. That one's very good.

I like that one a lot. Yeah, that's a great sauce. Joseph Hotter is the saucier. Hotter sauce is available at HotterSauces.com or HotterSauces on Insta. Thanks so much for sending those in, Joe. And thanks so much for being here, Mike. Yeah, thanks for having me.

Hotter, if you wanna know, I give each of yours, like each hot sauce, I'd say hotter if we're going in the hotter, hotter or notter scale. Yeah, they're all hotter. I'd say hotter. Hotter, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Well. Well. Mm-hmm. The heat's taking over. I thought hotter or notter was pretty good. I liked it. I thought it was good. Yeah, I thought it was good.

Mm-hmm. We're done. Hey, we are here with Jessarona of Jesserona Grooming, continuing on with Oops All segments. And hey, we got some 7-Eleven snacks. How do you feel about 7-Eleven? I love it. I'm a fan.

Yeah. Oh, thank heaven. Oh, thank heaven. Come on. Good coffee. Yeah, definitely. Their coffee, I think is pretty solid. And I also like, I just like the, I like a corner store. I like it like, hey, I can just go in here

and get a snack or get a beverage. I used to get Big Gulfs all the time. I used to get Slurpees all the time. You know, there's, I've talked about this. There's a great 7-Eleven and Quincy. I said it was like very nice. But people were like, well, whatever. I'm like, it was very nice.

It wasn't my favorite 7-Eleven. I actually liked the one next to it better, but they got rid of it. Now there's no 24 hour 7-Eleven in Quincy. That's a bummer. Yeah I mean there is one in another pop, but there was one near my home in The 24 hour of it is quite it's clutch and also I'll say this 7-eleven expanded a lot with food and then I think that the food wasn't as good where back in the day wags when you Did a big bite which are still good, and I used to love a bakery stick. Now some of the stuff they do, they've gone a little too far

and I think a lot of that food is bad. They're doing too many things. It's unga pachka. They do wings and stuff like that. Their wings aren't bad. I think their pizza's okay if you get a fresh pie. I love that you said unga pachka. I thought that was a made up word my mom says.

No, it's like a real word. Is it? It just means like too much stuff. Yeah, a little too much, yeah. Yeah. I think they have, you know, the Tumges, who's their rival mascot, he is too much good stuff. I think they do have too much good stuff at 7-Eleven.

They need to pay their offerings back a little bit. But we're gonna be talking about some of their food. We've got some pies. So we've got a chocolate flavored snack pie, a lemon cream snack pie, a Boston cream snack pie. Good for you, Mitch. And a strawberry cheesecake snack pie. I'm gonna distribute these

and maybe we can each just kind of take portions here. No, we'll let you try each one first. Me? Yeah, because we don't care. We're monsters. We're scared. You don't mind, I'll just take a bite or should I like rip it apart?

Whatever you wanna do. I'm gonna hand this handful over to you. a bite or should I like rip it apart? Whatever you want to do. I think if you take a bite, it's fine. I'm gonna hand this handful over to you. That's what I'm saying. The other thing we have- You can have some milk to them. Yeah. Which is on the table here while Jess is,

is unboxing those. I have, we have a 7-Eleven Slurpee cherry candy cup. I'm so excited about that. This is cotton candy in a Slurpee form factor. So we'll see that's like, and it's copy of cotton candy and gummy bears. This is like a kid's dream come true. This, this, like, and it's poppy, cotton candy, and gummy bears. This is like a kid's dream come true, this slurpy, this cotton candy slurpy.

Looking at that thing makes my teeth hurt. Yes, for sure. I have a hard time with that much sugar these days. That was very kind of you. Yeah. Okay, do you wanna just try to start eating all these? Yeah, go ahead and munch. This is like so fun.

Yeah, Jemmy, stay away from this one. This one's got chocolate in it. No chocolate for you, babe. Is that true? Like dogs can't have chocolate. Is that really a dangerous thing? Wow. It's toxic.

Let me tell you, you might have to send that pie back this way, while I just, I like it. Really? It's like so sweet. It's very sweet. I kind of like it. It's good.

I would eat the whole thing. The chocolate is really sweet, but I do really like the crust. I'm adding this back to you, Mitch. Just take one. I like the crust. The pies were such a indulgence for me as a kid. I could get those pies all the time.

I just want to say that Jess just reviewed End Dives with us. That's right. And she's's like this is so much more fun And you're right. This is way more fun I know this is what the show normally is what the show normally is. Sorry. We're sorry All right, so you're having more of the chocolate pie Jess you're right now having the oh Is this the Boston cream pie? Oh, wow. How fun is that? So fun? It's like a double color I don't know what's inside, it should say on the box,

but it's chocolate covered, maybe like, like cheese cakey or something? Chocolate and vanilla flavored filling and lightly glazed flaky crust. So this one has more of a glaze than the last crust. Mitch, we've been, we've definitely talked about this, but just recap for us as a Bostonian, as someone from Massachusetts,

do you have any particular fandom for Boston cream? As a boy, I didn't like it. And Boston cream pie is, I think, like the pie or the dessert of Massachusetts or whatever. Are you taking your first bite? I like this better than the chocolate one. I like the chocolate better, but I like the crust

because it has a little hint of salt in it. The crust is great. I think that might be what puts it over the top for me. I like this. Do you like it better than the chocolate? I don't know yet. I like both of them a lot. This is good.

Yeah, this is pretty good. I mean, shit, it's great. This is the thing is just like- I'm shocked by this. I'm eating these and I'm just like, I just like them. They're just good. Even though the chocolate one was maybe a little sweet for me, it's just like, it's so fun. This is just something I would just not pick.

Yeah. Yeah. But like- Those are fantastic. I would ignore it for something else, probably. If I was a boy, I'm going right towards these because I used to get, and I think they had the Hostess ones, but there was also like the, there was a grocery store,

like generic varietal that I'd get all the time. These are very funny to me. These are just in the box. There's nothing. Yeah. Nothing protecting it. There's nothing protecting it. No, just loose in the box.

I, but I would also like the, hey, you know, it's, I think in cardboard is one of the least wasteful, you know, packaging methods. So I'm in favor of that. It's like a pretty big piece here. I'm not going to eat this whole thing. I'm not a huge lemon. Me neither. Me neither methods. So I'm in favor of that. It's like a pretty big piece here. I'm not gonna eat this whole thing. I'm not a huge lemon.

Me neither. Me neither. Well, here we go. I've heard in Japan, lemon desserts are not super common because it's used as like a medicine flavoring, which is interesting. But yeah, I don't necessarily love with lemon. Have you been to Japan?

No, I've never crossed an ocean. Have you? Yes, and there's seven lemons are next level. I've heard this. This, have you? Yes, and there's 7-elevens are next level. I've heard this. This is my least favorite one. I don't likey. I don't love the citrus flavor. Did you put it back in the box?

I just did as well. I don't likey either. Yeah, I don't likey. I don't likey. I don't likey. Noni noni, I don't likey. Noni noni, I don't likey. I agree. I'm very excited about noni, I don't like ye. I agree.

I'm very excited about this last one. Put this back here. Also, this one is heavily coated as well here. We got strawberry cheesecake, real fruit filling wrapped in lightly glazed flaky crust. And it seems to have a little bit of vanilla or something on there. I'm excited about it.

So when I was a kid, I would gravitate towards either the apple or the vanilla. And I'm a big vanilla guy, vanilla's a flavor. I would have liked to try the vanilla varietal if it exists. But I think a strawberry feels like they should be able to do this well. We may have a winner here. This one's good.

I will say this has kind of like both jam to it, but also like a little, just kind of a general pink component. Actually, I'm having a second thought. Oh really? Is like a little, just kind of a general pink component. I'm having second thoughts. Oh really? Is it a little too medicinal? Yes, there's like a weird chemical taste to it. It's a little sciencey.

Sciencey. It's strawberry cheesecake, right? So that's what the pink layer is? Yes, strawberry cheesecake. I think I don't love the cheesecake part of it. Yeah. I think if the cheesecake was just, instead of it being like a strawberry flavored cheesecake,

if it was just cheesecake flavored, it would be better. Send it back. Yeah. No, send it back to me, I'm saying. I like it. No, it's like, it's a cheesecake part. I think we got two, I'm gonna say me no likey to this one too.

I think we got two snacks and two waxes as far as I'm concerned. I think the fruit ones are both wax and I think the other ones are quite snackable. I disagree. I will give that one a snack still. I do think that the chocolate pies are better, but if that medicinal taste didn't kick in,

I think that one would have been the winner, but there is a little weird aftertaste. How would you rank them? I would go, damn, the chocolate versus chocolate cream pie is the tough one. I would go chocolate cream pie, chocolate, very tight race, strawberry cheesecake, and then lemon is bottom.

I would do like chocolate, chocolate cream, strawberry, lemon. But the lemon might beat the strawberry because it had that weird chemical taste to it. I think I agree. I think I'd probably go Boston cream one, chocolate two, lemon three, strawberry cheesecake four. Really?

Yeah, I think so. What are you trying to get at? It's a bummer, they fucked us over with that taste. It's a little bit of a bummer, yeah. Okay, I don't know how to eat this. So we've got like a little package of loose gummy bears and then we've got, this is the, for a lot of your listeners, what I'm opening up now

is this candy cup, this cotton candy in a Slurpee cup. And it's mostly cotton candy. Wait, are you supposed to pour the Slurpee into it? I think you're supposed to pour the gummy bears into here. That's not gonna work. Yeah. Pour it? Yeah, also pouring a Slurpee in there would make more sense

because it would do something to the cotton candy, but can you imagine how sweet that would be? Is that what you're supposed to do? It'd be Slurpee. I think it's just supposed to look like a Slurpee. I think it's supposed to, and like- What the fuck do you do with these then? They're on top, you snack on them.

I just put them on top? Yeah, I guess you just put them on top. Okay. I think that's it. Let me just, can I see it for a second? Yeah, take all of this. I don't know what to do with any of this. All right, give it to the master, that's it. Can I see it for a second? Yeah, take all of this. I don't know what to do with any of this. All right, give it to the master.

I got it. It feels like something my nephew would be like, can I get this? And I'd be like, your mother will murder me. Right. Okay, so wait, hold on a second. There is like little- Popping candy.

There is little popping candy in there. There's popping candy in there. Are you supposed, I think you're supposed to pour something in there. Do we have like soda? Yeah, you want me to get something? What do you think, like a Sprite? What, are you, I don't know.

What the hell is going on with this thing? I think you're supposed to pour, cause it's a cup. The slurpee would be too thick. Can we get Amelia on the phone? Popping cotton candy and gummy bears. Sorry, caller. Yeah, let me see.

I think you're just supposed to pull that out and eat it. Okay, yeah, maybe it's just a snack. These go on top. And the gummies are just for fun. If you had cotton candy wet, it would just melt into pink sugar. Yeah, that's true. That also is fun.

That's what happens in your mouth, which is kind of fun, but then that's not really the point of cotton candy. Yeah, but that would be an interesting trick. Are you Googling it? Hold on, I'm looking up the 7-Eleven cotton candy. I mean, the gummy bears are really good. The gummy bears are very good. Wouldn't there be directions on the cup?

That's what I was going to say. But it seems so, thank you very much. It's good. Here's my thing. I've long said this is my personal stance. Nothing against the gummy community, but I think gummy ain't yummy. Really? There's no K gummy bear, but it's just not for me. Okay. Mitch, I feel like you are not doing it right.

So Mitch pulled the whole portion of cotton candy out of the cup and kept his cup. You could get to the pops at the bottom. I was trying to get the pops at the bottom. I'm very confused by this. Jess, I think you should put the gummy bears on top. I mean, after every show. You might eat a piece of cotton candy

and a gummy bear in the same bite. Oh. Hold on, I'm gonna call Amelia. Possibly. Hey Amelia, it's Weiger. Hey, we're recording the OOPSSOL segment right now. We don't know what's going on with this 7-Eleven Slurpee candy cup.

Do you have any idea? What do you mean? I think it's cotton candy. So do we just eat it? She's like, you fucking idiot, just eat it. Yeah, we just eat it? Yeah, they're they're bears they're bears actually but Yeah, they're bears bitches. Just want to also reiterate that they're bears. So, okay, so That's what I was gonna say. There's no direction. So we're lost

Yeah, it was sold just like that. Okay. From home, and I just grabbed it because it looked interesting. No, yeah, you did a good job. We're just confused here. I didn't know if you had any additional, if it was next to the Slurpee machine or something,

so maybe there's some indication you're supposed to dump Slurpee onto it or something. It was not next to the Slurpee machine. It was in a different aisle. Okay, it was with the candy. onto it or something. It was not next to the Slurpee machine. It was in a different aisle. Okay, it was with the candy. Sweets and treats, yeah. Got it, okay, so yeah, I think it is just cotton candy that we're supposed to eat.

Okay, we're gonna do that. Okay. All right, hey, thanks Amelia. I appreciate everything you've done. Yeah, no problem. All right, have a great rest of your day. All right, bye. Thank you, you too, bye.

All right, so Amelia says we just eat it. I can't believe she picked up at the hospital. I know, her mom was really sick. Yeah, yeah, no. All right, so Amelia says you picked up it. I can't believe she picked up at the hospital No, her mom was really sick Here's what I think Pulling the cotton candy and having a bite of the gummy bear with the With yeah with getting it all together. Yeah, that's where the fun comes. I think the cotton candy by itself is almost putrid. Yeah.

Did you figure it out over there? No, no, Amelia just texted, said she could hear Casey laughing. It was pretty funny. No, I found a food reviewer doing a YouTube food review in their car with one, and he was just eating cotton candy. So I think that's all you're supposed to do. I think it's good. I do think together it kind of works.

I like it. I would love this at a movie theater. Just like eating it at a movie. Like I love a little projects, man. Maybe when I watch The Whale. When The Whale comes back. I do think that- You want this, don't you? I like the gummy bear and getting the cotton candy

and the gummy bear together, I think is good. This is just decidedly not for me. Like I don't need to be getting cotton candy from 7-Eleven. I don't, like if I'm gonna get cotton candy in any context, it's cause I'm going to a theme park, I'm going to a fair or something, it's like a special thing. I don't need to be getting this from the liquor store.

But that said, this is for kids, I think. I think you're correct. I think this is like a treat for, you know. Yeah. But I mean, there's a thing, like if I was a kid, I think I'd be, you know, and I was more of a gummy enthusiast, I'd love this. So I'll give this a snack because I think it's accomplishing

what it's trying to accomplish. I think the Pop Rocks are fun. I'm shocked that I'm giving it a snack because when I had the cotton candy on it was not good. But together it all works. This is a snack for me too. It works. The sum is greater than, you know the saying.

Sage words. It's really good. Sage words, the sum is greater than, you know what I'm saying. It's good. It's really good. Yeah. Sage words, the sum is greater than, you know what I'm saying. It's good. It's good. It's good. Have we had our day's worth of sugar with all this?

Yes. Yeah, definitely. Do I feel almost crazy almost immediately? Yes. Yeah. Well get some protein or something in your system. I'm going back in for another colonoscopy. We'll be back.

I'm tired. Mitch, wake up. We got to do an ad. Well, why? Because you know what? I'm getting good night's sleep every night. I'm craving my bed. You know why? I think I know night. I'm craving my bed.

Oh. You know why? I think I know why. I sleep on a Helix. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You weren't saying that you didn't get a good night's sleep and you're sleeping. I got a great night's sleep. You were saying you had such a great night's sleep that you want to experience it again right now.

When you're sleeping on a Helix, you want the sleep, baby, because it feels good. Now, Mitch, you've had the Helix mattress for a while now. How's your sleep improved? Yeah, the sleep feels good. Your sleep's improved. My sleep has improved wise. It's like I've had the Helix mattress for a while now.

Let me tell you this, here's a good anecdote for you. I'm up in Toronto sleeping on a slab of concrete. Mm, boy. I come back home, I got my Helix Sleep mattress. It's like sleeping on a cloud. Me, Wally, and Urba, the best mattress I've ever slept on. My mom has slept on it with me at the foot of the bed like a dog. She says it's the best mattress she's ever slept on. Anyone who sleeps in this thing, they love it, Wigz. Yeah.

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and use promo code doughboys at checkout. That's cornbreadhemp.com slash doughboys and use code doughboys for 30% off your first order. This is the good life, buddy. All right, we're back here with Tonsu Philip. And hey, how about a little Chips In Hail? Rescue Rangers. I forgot the name of the segment.

I forgot the name of the segment. No, let's keep this. Ch-Ch-Chips In Hail, Rescue Rangers. You know it. You know how I feel. Ch-Ch-Chips In Hail. Every flavor, you know it never fails Once we're involved somehow These chips will eat them all Ch-ch-ch-chips inhale. Every flavor, you know it never fails.

Once we're involved somehow, these chips will eat them all. Ch-ch-ch-chips inhale. Wow. Acapella version. That was good. No bag, thank you. No bag too big. It was.

Have you done musical improv? You should take a musical improv class. I have, but I've never taken like a musical improv class. But I've done like musical improv in like, you've done musical improv in like. Oh, he's like, I don't need a class. No, I'm not saying that, no. We did it together.

We have, we did it on the Off Book Podcast. They make it easy. They're such pros. So Tensu, we've got some chips that we had, but you came in hot with some chips of your own. So why don't we start over here? We've got these Doritos Dinamita or Dinamita. I don't know how you say this.

Dinamito, is it O at the end? No, it's an A at the end. Oh, an A at the end. I think it might be Dinamita. Kind of a pretty name, Dinamita. It have a student. Dinamita? Is it O at the end? No, it's an A at the end. Oh, an A at the end. I think it might be Dinamita. Dinamita. Kind of a pretty name. Dinamita? It is a pretty name. So these are in three different heat intensities.

So we've got the sticks. These are smoky chile queso. These are medium. We've got the chile limon. These are hot. I've never owned those, but we'll see what happens. the Chile Limon, these are hot. And then we've got the Flamin' Hot Queso, and these are extra hot. Let's see what happens.

Okay, can we go in order? Yeah, I think we can go in order. What did we just recently have that they were like, these are actually pretty, oh, in the, I don't know if it's come out yet, that we're doing a feedback and we actually tried some hot chips. That's right. It's out.

It's out, so you've heard it, and it makes sense now. So what do you mean some hot chips. That's right. It's out. It's out. So you've heard it and makes sense now. What do you mean some hot chips? Like the Flamin' Hot? Like a guy sent them in, actually, I think it's someone who was in the military. Yes. Sent in these flaming hot cheese poofs

and they were legit pretty hot. They were like legit hot. Not Cheetos brand. No, they weren't the Flamin' Hot. These are Frito-Lay products, but these are the specific Dinamita sticks is not something I've had before. For audio listeners, these are a stick-based form factor. These are like little potato pencils, if you will.

Are they like the veggie sticks? They're kind of like veggie sticks, yeah. Veggie sticks. You know what? I trust the Doritos brand. I dropped one. Oh, boy. Jemmy.

Where is she? I'm going to pick it up. I don't want Jemmy to eat it. I didn't get a full stick. I did try to give Jemmy a Dorito this weekend and she did not want it. I'm getting little fucking Mitch sticks. No. There we go.

This is the biggest one I got. Can I have one more please? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm going to steal another one too. Oh, I'm gonna steal another one too. Yeah, I can't decide off my one bite. I definitely taste a little bit of the cheese, but it's not like laying it on too thick. I kinda like these.

I like them, but I wouldn't get them. But if they were there and I was a little stoned, it's not like I wouldn't eat them. Yeah, I think these are pretty good. The flavor on them is I like the cheese. Here, can you get that back my way, please? Yeah. Having the queso in my head. I can smell the cheese.

Having the queso in my head, it does like kind of evoke like a Tex-Mex queso, you know, in chip form. I kind of like also I'll say I like the little nubs. Yeah. I like having this as a potato stick. Thanks, Wags. It's appreciated. Let's do the lemon next, because I eat. Yeah, chili limon is, so that was the mildest of the three.

Can we agree it's not spicy at all, though? This is a medium, and I don't taste that anytime. Yeah, it's a medium. Maybe it's pretty mild. I'm guessing this is kind of the grating on a curve of, when you have a mainstream product that's trying to be spicy They'll like what their medium is is actually mild and what they're hot is is actually everything's like one or two degrees cooler

All right. This is chili limon though. This one is supposed to be hot. I'm gonna take three little nubs It's got a little bit of an aftercare a little bit. I'm feeling a little bit on the back of my tongue so these ones do have like that like a more of a a little bit on the back of my tongue. So these ones do have like that, like a more of a, first off, these are kind of like a little bit more curls as opposed to sticks. It looks like a taki. It's more like a taki.

And then they have a- Never eaten takis. Or unless we've eaten them on the podcast. I think we have. Oh, then I've had them. This has also like just like an intense red hue. And I'm not getting any heat. Oh, I guess after the fact.

I don't like these. No. I said it before, I'll say it again. Hate the fake lime. Fake lime sucks. It's so sciency. It's super artificial. How do you guys feel about true lime?

Have you had true lime in a Diet Coke? I love lime. I love limeade. I love squeeze lime on stuff. I love the fruit of lime. I don't like artifice, I like gummy limes, I just don't like whatever this is. What do you mean by true lime? So true lime, I think I have some, let me show you.

If you want some more of these. Yeah. It's concentrated lime, so kind of sounds like what you guys don't like, but I like it because in a diet Coke, it adds the lime taste without the acidity of a real lime. So it's one of those few cases where the fake stuff works better. This is what it looks like.

Okay, I think I've seen that before. And it looks hella shady to like pour it in the middle of a restaurant, but I do and it's worth it. But I think that would be better. I've had it with water and I like it. Yeah, they even end water, yeah. I think that would be a better sensation than the lime powder, which I think is a different thing.

I agree. And it's a little bit more artificial. All right, finally we have- Those are whack to me. The other one's soft snack. Yeah. This one is the Flamin' Hot Queso. I'm gonna open this bad boy.

This one, again, the heat gauge- This is not impressed by any of these, it seems like. The heat gauge goes up to extra hot. I'm a big chip critic. Like the chip aisle is, this is gonna come up in therapy, the one aisle I can't go down. That's where it gets out of control.

I don't have really a sweet tooth, I'm not worried about that, but when it comes to chips. Okay, now we're talking. There's some heat to these you're saying. And the flavor is better. Yeah. This one tastes like a smokier nacho cheese with a little bit more burn.

For me, it's like the Flamin' Hot Doritos, but just rolled up. Yeah, the Flamin' Hot... Obviously, the Flamin' Hot is a little bit more prominent. This is good. This is the best one yet. Yeah, these are good. Can't go wrong with Flamin' Hot.

This and pickle juice. Try that. You mentioned your pickle juice. Do you like a lot of this and pickle juice. Try that. I gotta try this pickle juice combo. You mentioned your pickle juice. Do you like a lot of chips with pickle juice? Like any hot chip, but it's gotten so bad in the past few weeks that I took a pregnancy test. I'm not pregnant, thank God. But that's how much I was throwing this shit back.

Wow. Do you eat the pickles or do you just drink the juice? Both. What is your routine? Do you like to do a little sip and then are you eating a pickle in that same outing or is that a good question? I get the pickle I cut it up into bite-sized pieces then throw it in the bag of crushed This is important crushed flame and hot chip

Okay, it works better with certain forms like it's better with an actual hot cheeto than a hot cheeto fry or a puff But try it with all and see what suits you shake it up So each of them are covered and then take a bite and then you can like sip a little pickle juice. I'm sorry. It's like, no, this is fantastic. This is reality. It's such a stoner snack.

I love it. It's such a stoner, and my boyfriend will walk in and be like, is everything okay, babe? And my hands just like back and I don't know, there's something about it, it's like a visceral experience. It's like a pickle back. Have you ever had a pickle back with whiskey? Yeah, I don't drink, but I can appreciate.

Whiskey and then you take a shot of pickle juice. But this is with just little snacks. I like it. Yeah, which is better with no whiskey. Yeah. I mean, look, I love pickles. Pickles also a low cal snack wags. Pickled stuff is good for you.

That's true. I like pickles. Pickles are good. I will say, I don't know about the sodium content of throwing back the juice. Sure. But who cares sure who cares probably not ideal But I also think from what I've heard Not a doctor obviously, but like I unless you have unless you have existing health conditions that exacerbate it Like extra salt is not super unhealthy for the average person. That's what I've heard. Thank you. Dr. Wikes

Very welcome. Dr. Dork. This one muffin is waiting for something You heard me you staring at me Weig's. You're welcome. Dr. Dork. This poor muffin is waiting for something. Welcome, Dr. Dork. You heard me. Jemmy is staring at me. Jemmy, I don't think you'd like this snack. It's spicy. She definitely would not. Yeah.

We'll get you some more cheese later. It has a good kick to it. What do you think? I'm so sorry I'll stop. I'm annoying myself. Well, this is a separate episode, so people are like, what the fuck is she talking about? I think people will appreciate the callback. Yeah. All right. Let's see. You brought a couple more. This is a separate episode, so people are like, what the fuck is she talking about? I think people will appreciate the callback.

Yeah. All right, let's, Duncey, you brought a couple more. We got some orange fingers now, red fingers. Yes. Yeah, yeah, I'll let you intro both of these. No, please pronounce this. Ah, no. No.

No. Belpuri, how do you say that? Yeah, that's good. Okay. So little Indian snacks can be called chaat. It's kind of like, that's kind of like, yeah, chaat, C-H-A-A-T, and that kind of is like an all-encompassing, all kinds of snack foods.

This is something you have in the afternoon with your chai, for big tea people, because we're colonized by England. Sure. So this is one of those snacks. So, bel puri, like, in India, they call this mixture sometimes. They won't call it bel puri. Mixture. They'll just say, oh, do you want some mixture? And you're like, what puri, like in India, they call this mixture sometimes. They won't call it bel puri. Mixture.

They'll just say, oh, do you want some mixture? And you're like, what the fuck, mixture of what? You know? Yeah. And what they're talking about is something like this. It's just like a bunch of different puffed rice. And I don't, I truly don't know how to explain it. I think you should just try it. I love it.

And the way you eat it is kind of like, you throw it back. Like you put a little in your hand. This one came with chutney. I don't know about all that. Oh, that's Emma. That is so sweet of you. Thank you so much. And here's an extra one. What a queen. Thank you. Really considerate. Thank you. Thank you, Emma. Yeah. So you just and like look, I'll just take like a handful like this. And look, there's all sorts going on in here. Oh, fun.

And then just throw it back. Can we try some with regular and then try it with the chutney? I think that's fun. I've never done it with chutney. I'm surprised to see this in there. It's got like a little packet. Yeah, let me open it up.

Is this another packet? Oh, is that the chutney? Is that more chutney? Sure, yeah. That's more chutney, but then what is this? We're gonna find out. I hope you don't have a lot of Indian listeners and be like, she doesn't know what you're talking about.

You're fine. What was I gonna say? Belpuri, you said that correctly. The Belpuri, so for our audio listeners, there are a couple of sub-packages that were in it, and one of them is a silver package that Tonsu is opening up now. And then there's also a plastic one.

Is that liquid in there? No, so these are, this just looks like more of the same stuff, but it's like just one version. Oh, oh yeah. It's like more puffed rice. Wow, okay. What are these big guys?

Girl, I could not tell you. It's all just like I haven't tried. Yeah, yeah, send it this way. No, you're fine Ready to savor its proprietary food. Oh, there you go savor. It's I mean it has a very savory taste to it It's interesting. How do we do with the chutney though? We might need a bowl and all that I don't understand a bowl if it's no trouble. I just don't understand even then how do we eat it the chutney though? We might need a bowl and all that. I don't understand. Just want a bowl. If it's no trouble. No, no, not at all. I just don't understand even then how do we eat it? Like with a spoon?

You know what's fun about this is the crunch. Because you get all these different textures. It's kind of like the fun of Chex Mix. You got like a bunch of different form factors and textures that you're all getting in one bite. That's so perceptive. So each bite is like distinct. But it's also like I get that there will be more flavor when we add this chutney, but it's like for Indian food, which is usually heavy on the spice and heavy on the flavor,

I like that this is fairly inoffensive. It's not overwhelming your chai, your snack of the afternoon. I usually have this dry. As your personal choice. It's my understanding. I don't know what this is about. I didn't understand, I don't know why.

Here's something crazy. I don't know if you guys will agree. It almost has a gravy essence to it. Is that crazy? Oh, are you thinking like gravy granules? Like is that? There's just like a, there's like a great, like a, Thank you so much. Um, umami type of gravy flavor to it to me.

Do you, do you get what I'm talking about, Wags or no? Yeah. I get what you mean. Cause it's so savory. It's like hitting that. Oh my God, look at how many sauces. Yeah, I know. I did not think there would be so many. Okay. So you mean, because it's so savory. It's like hitting that. Oh my God, look at how many sauces. Yeah, I know.

I did not, I think there would be so many. Okay, so we're gonna do one chutney. And then what is, what would this be? Individual content sold inside, not to be sold loose. Dry Bell, sweet chutney, spicy chutney, and Sev, S-E-V. Oh, so they're different spice. They're different, yeah, I guess, or I guess they're just different types.

This is a sweet chutney. What I'm gonna do is, you wanna pour some in here and then we'll just spoon out a little bite. Lot of fun. That should be good. Kind of like a cereal sort of situation. Yeah. Breakfast is ready.

Should we put some of this stuff on there too? Sure. I am seeing this has 5% peanut and I do have a peanut in or a nut intolerant. So I'm gonna probably I might stay away from my god. Have you said that before? I think I've talked about a little bit. It's a thing of that's happening to me later in life. It's a weird thing Oh, no, nothing nothing to apologize for I should have checked myself No, I thought I knew I should be fine. I should be fine

you and I can fight for space in the toilet. After this chicken comes up. Hey, I'm sure just install like a urinal, but there's like a barf. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, a little vomitorium. That'd be fun. We can use that.

I mean, this changes it so much. Yeah? I mean, like, it's just a very- So much more flavor, huh? So much more flavor. It's good. It's just very different. Mike, can you try the chutney itself?

Yeah, I mean, I've had lots of chutneys in my life. Oh, it's so much more, it's almost fragrant now. Interesting. There's a spice in there that's making it almost floral. I feel like we have to try this one too, right? Yeah, let's do it, yeah. Do you need another bowl? No, it's fine.

Close enough, thank you. Drizzle it on there. I've been using my teeth a whole time. All right. We want to say Peter North. Well, I didn't say I wasn't going to necessarily say it, but. So this one smells spicier. It's over here. Yeah.

That's spicier. Wow. By a lot? A good degree. I mean, it's definitely spicier, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. Oh, this is like, yeah. Okay, it's definitely spicier. That's a real bunch of it? Yeah. Well, now I wanna try this. I like this mixture because- Here, Wikes.

Yeah. Yeah, put more of this. I mean- Okay. Since you're a heat seeker. Yeah, I'll just kinda Peter North this onto the top here. There, you got it. What I like about snacks like these is,

I'm like, I'm not gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it this. I mean. Okay. Since you're a heat seeker. Yeah, I'll just kind of Peter North this onto the top here. There, you got it. What I like about snacks like these is, I'm like undiagnosed, probably ADHD. And so I love a variety of snacks in one, or like different textures, different flavors, everything in just one.

It's like going to the Froyo shop and I love going and just getting a bunch of different toppings, you know? He just Peter North onto his leg Wouldn't be the first time Yeah, what do you think fucking coming to my pants in your pants? Yeah, what do you think? Fucking come into my pants.

What do you, oh, did you try it? I did try it, this is good. I mean, honestly, is that the spiciest of anything we ate? I think maybe. No, for this segment, yes. Oh yeah, I'm gonna say. For this segment, yes, it's spicier than the chips, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's good, I like that. Good quality to it. Yeah, but to be fair, this is something I never eat I just wanted to show you guys an Indian snack. It's wow I've never seen something like this with like the sauce in the chip bag. It's very Yeah, it's like what if we started adding sauces to our normal chips like to this it would be a little something Okay. Yeah, we got one more to try. Yeah. Yeah How do you pronounce this? I'm sorry. No, thanks for asking. Kerala is where I'm from in India,

the Southern state of Hawaii of India. Murukku, Murukku. Murukku. Yeah, you kind of let the last U disappear. Murukku. Murukku. Yeah, my mom's gonna hear this and be like, not even you, Tansu got it right.

At least I tried. This is a snack you're only probably gonna find in Southern India. I do wanna say about Indian food in general. When you go to Indian restaurants, they almost always tend to be north Indian food. That's why you have a lot of heavy curries that are cream based a lot. A lot of that kind of stuff. But southern Indian food is way more because it's more tropical,

more coconut cream, more fish. Sure. OK. More Hawaii vibes. And this is one of those snacks that I think is very much only eaten in Kerala. Do you have a favorite Indian restaurant in Los Angeles? The one with the most authentic South Indian food is Mayura in Culver City. I've been to Mayura. Mayura's good, yeah.

That is real South Indian food. And you probably noticed it was different than most North Indians. Oh, sure. I've just recently become a fan of India's restaurant, it's called, which I like. Which one's that? I think it's on like a... Ably named. Yeah, it's called, which I like. Which one's that? I think it's on like a- Happily named.

Yeah, it's fantastic. And it's late night and it's on Fountain, I believe. It's right near the Wendy's. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Oh. It's pretty good. Oh, no, I've not been there. This is a crispy rice snack. It is rice flour, palm oil, graham flour,

shallots, chili powder, sesame seeds, cumin, and salt. There you go. This is another chai time snack. You're going to have this. And these for audio listeners, these are kind of like the shape of little cookies. They're little round guys. They've kind of got a little sort of spiral thing going on.

Kind of like a snail shell. From the Book of Saw spiral. Right. From the Book of Saw. I mean, Emmy is really into these. She's liking the looks of these cookies. You mean Jemmy? You said Emmy.

I was like, who's that? Do you conflate Emma and Jemmy? People combine our names all the time. Jemma. I said, what did I say, Emmy? You said Emmy. Sorry, sorry Jem. Hit the button, hit the button.

I hit my button earlier. That feels good. I forgot how to do the Bane voice. You were saying gives me Bane juice. Batman. How does he sound? Is that how it is? Okay.

All right. You say she's into those ones? She seems pretty fixated on it. Give her a little piece if she wants to eat it. All right. Let's see if she wants this Oh, it's hard to crack. These are really hard. These are really hard Like I do like the textural once you know, once you break into it another like very friendly food I'm gravitate towards these sense on the floor. So you should eat it. I like the taste of these. Yeah? Look at you, you're a little mulu boy.

Ha ha ha ha. I'm a little mulu boy. Mulu boy. I'm a little mulu boy, it's true. Ha ha ha ha. Jemmy likes it. I can't tell if she likes it or not. Oh my God.

No, no, she likes it. She would eat it if she didn't want it. She would like flick it. Wow, she's crunching on it. Yeah, she's going for it. She's the new Princess Jasmine, who I don't think was Indian, but that's okay. I can say that.

Mm-mm. Ha ha ha. She was Middle Eastern. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I don't think was Indian, but that's okay. I can say that. What? She was Middle Eastern. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I don't think she was Indian. That's enough for me to give this as a, Jemmy's endorsement gives us a solid snack. I mean, I like this anyway. I like how crunchy it is.

I think it just has a great flavor to it. Great flavor to it too. And a little bit of spice. This is the difference between something having spice and being spicy. Yes. It has the spice, but it's not spicy. Yes, right.

No, no, it just has flavor. You like that? I love that. I'm going to start saying that. Mm-hmm. So it's been having spice and being spicy. Mm-hmm. Like it's fried, right?

Yeah, I hear it like 500 more times in the next year. It's not spicy. Bad, badmosh, also a good... Badmosh is a great one. Mm-hmm. Yeah. North Indian, but great. There you go. Badmosh, also a good... Badmosh is a great one. Yeah. North Indian, but great.

There you go. It's a difference between being a flaming hot Cheeto and being house Arrakis, whether you're spicy or have spice. Oh my God. That was pretty good, actually. Thanks. That was quick.

That was quick. Any more you want to say before we end this segment? Just like the difference between being like, you know, like a, you know, five alarm chili and being like a house of treaties. It's good, it's good to see. Cause you know, house of treaties has dominion over rachis for a period.

Emmy. Emmy. I just- Dominion over Rackus for a period. Emi. Emi. Jemi would love to go to House of Treaties. The House of Treaties? She would love it. She would love it. The House of Treat- The House of Treaties. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Is this good? I just get to see how this is going into the Celtics playoff game. Wait, can I come up with one? I just- Yeah, please. I'm not as quick. Let me think, let me think, let me think.

If you go to Hooters, that's the house of Titi's. Titi's. Thank you for your pity laugh. I like that. House of Titi's is good. Thank you. Thank you. House of Titi's.

Yeah. Things get a little spicy there. You rescue a cat from a house of Petes. Got him. That's cute. Thank you. All right, we're going to think up of 20 more alts. We'll be right back with OOPSOL segments.

Hey, buddy. Continuing on with OOPSOL segments, we're up in Toronto for Toronto with Taylor Davis and Carson Pinch. Carson and Taylor, thanks so much for being here. Thank you. Thank you for having us. Nanaimo bars.

Nanaimo bars are a product of Nanaimo in British Columbia. This was a thing that y'all suggested. Do you have any fandom or nostalgia for Nanaimo bars? Quickly, I did not suggest. Okay, got it. This was the thing that Carson suggested. I do not like Nanaimo. Wow.

I don't like, okay, well, you guys will see. For me, when it's chocolate, it's about being rich. I find them too like, or maybe it's the difference. They're a little too sweet. They're too rich. Little too sweet, little too rich. Whatever the middle, what is this stuff in the middle? I've had them like two times in my life

and I'm always like, ugh. It's- Oh my God. Wow. It's just nice candy goodness. But people love it. And I'm like, yeah, not my thing. But people have a huge affection. Can we see this on camera?

Can we get a look at what these kind of are? This is a no-bake dessert, as is my understanding. I don't know how common this is in the States. I've certainly not encountered it. But I think in some parts of New England, maybe people will run into cost of an IMO bar. You ever seen one? I've never seen one before, no.

I've never had an IMO bar before. Never mind. You really got to get the side of it because I. Yeah, it's the late. Yeah, well, it's a layered thing. I have a nostalgia for this because we as a small child, this is one of the first like dessert things that we we had to try in the pinch residence, and it was brought up by good friend Lisa Gilroy.

Wow. In a long ago, Doughboy episode. Well, we love Lisa. Lisa, don't steer us wrong here. I hope these don't suck. Wags, you're a nut allergy. As you got older, you became allergic to nutting. Yeah, I can't nut anymore.

And it's crossed over. I'm gonna fall. Oh, it's not good. Yeah, it's not good. We don't want to send you to anaphylactic shock. No, yeah, I'm going to skip these because these these ones apparently contain nuts, but it's, uh, but I'm excited to hear the verdict on these. So I'll just read this on Wikipedia because I could not find a better source. Um, it's named for the Canadian state of Nanaimo in British Columbia consists of three letter layers, a wafer, a nut, and coconut crumb base, custard icing in the middle,

and a layer of chocolate ganache on top. Okay. So here we go. Sounds like they could be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you said, and you guys have said that these are everywhere. You can get them at like any bakery or whatever.

Yes, but quality can range. Okay, okay. Grocery store based. I believe, I just texted Amelia, but I believe these came from the metro grocery store down the street. OK, so these are probably pretty basic. I just going to be like a usual replacement level in NIMO bar. Yeah. Regular NIMO. I think if you were going out of your way to get in NIMO bars

for like a dinner party, you'd go to a bakery, like a bakery that specifically bakes these. Okay. Um, feel free, uh, Carson, feel free to start things off and, and grab yourself one of these thumb bitches. Uh, while we're doing this, my understanding, Taylor, is that you are the Star Wars fan of the group. We were sitting beneath a painting of an ad at, do you have any particular,

uh, like, like fandom among all the Star Wars media? Are you like, like, like, like, is? Are you like, which movie is your favorite? Are you someone who's into the expanded universe? Okay, do you have three hours? We have all the time in the world. You can't just throw those questions at me and be like, oh yeah, so what's your heart made of? What do you breathe?

Can you explain how that works? Okay, so quickly. No, I grew up on Star Wars. Star Wars is one of the loves of my life. Yeah. Return of the Jedi is my favorite of all Star Wars. Which is to mind you, which is it's just it's not the best film. Yeah, but it is my favorite film. I'm an empire man, but I love Return of the Jedi.

I watched that so many times. It's it's the it's the it's the it's the I'm a last Jedi guy. You're not a last. You are such a liar. He's saying that to make me angry. I do like last Jedi, but I'm not a liar. I'm a chair. OK, I will say of the sequels, the last Jedi is I think the best. I think so, too. I hate it.

But like I think we're gonna get along just fine. I saw it a few times and it just got angry. I just just don't show me a submerged X-wing and don't lift it out of the water. It's subverting your expectations. Don't start with me. It didn't subvert anything. Carson, get the fuck out of here. You and Wiger both. I just, I just, it really upset me. I do think it's beautiful. And I thought that I was like,

oh, this is the most interesting one of all. Yeah, it's making some choices. I like, like, look, the, and we're, we're holding up these Nanaimo bars to camera right now. These things look nice. We're seeing the layers here. All right, you say your thing about last Jedi, if you want. I don't, look, we're not, we're gonna discuss last Jedi. I want to hear more, cause I want to hear more from Taylor. We've heard the layers here. All right, say your thing about Last Jedi. I don't, look, we're gonna discuss Last Jedi.

I wanna hear more, because I wanna hear more from Taylor. We've heard plenty from us. So, Richard the Jedi is your favorite. I'm gonna take a bite as you get this question. Yeah, are you into any of the novels? You're into the video games? Do you ever do the Star Wars role playing game

or the collectible card game or anything? Okay, there was a dice game that was out not that long ago that has failed. Yeah. It was really fun. It was like a deck building game. That's cool. But I was into like, so even the prequels, I enjoyed the prequels.

Yeah, I like the prequels. What's your favorite prequel? Phantom Menace. Wow. You know what? There's no wrong answer there. That's my answer too. Well, I was 14. I was 14 when I saw it.

So like when I was 14, Jar Jar is not stupid to me. I was kind of like, oh, this guy's hilarious. I was 14. I was 14 when I saw it. So like when I was 14, Jar Jar is not stupid to me. I was kind of like, oh, this guy's hilarious. I love him. Were you born in 82? 85. 85, oh shit. Bro, this fuck. When I saw the anniversary screening of Phantom Menace

with a reasonably full house, Jar Jar was crushing. And I was like, oh, a lot of these are grownup kids who grew up loving Jar Jar. And like, I was, you know, like a cranky, I'm the oldest one here, I was like a cranky college student when I'm watching this. And so I'm like, I liked Phantom Menace, but I was also kind of like, Jar Jar, come on, man. But watching it now, I was like, oh, this is,

All My Best gives a good performance. And it's like, this is meant to be the comic relief for the eight-year-olds that are watching this, you know? And I will say that this is the, if we follow, if we created like a formula of Star Wars films, of just the originals into prequels, episode one is the only one that follows the same formula of all the other ones, where the third act

is a lightsaber battle, a space battle, a lame battle. Three different set pieces that are coexisting. So great. And nothing follows that again. Yeah. And it was just like, I felt the pacing of it was all really cool. Like I recognize who Ian McDermott was. I was like, Oh my God, that's poppin.

Yeah. I was like really excited. Like I don't know. I really enjoyed it. As for expanding universe, I was into all the books. I think these are novels. I basically, yeah. Yeah.

And then it was after the Disney's acquisition. Yeah. It was like a weird like, I was like, Oh, there might be some cool things. I have not overtly enjoyed myself. The way they tried to retcon like, like you know, Grand Admiral Thrawn out of existence, but then also say, but he's also, we're still real, but he just exists in a different context. It's just like, it's really nebulous and confusing. And don't forget about Jubnuk, who got eaten by the Rancor, but survives.

Yeah, I feel like we haven't seen enough about Jubnuk. Is it still canon that Chewbacaga gets crushed by a moon to death? This is in the books. Yeah, I got crushed by a moon. And he yelled at it defiantly as the moon crushes him. That's a tear. I hated it. You hate it. I hate any any character. Main character died. They're like, oh, they're like,

which Disney did a great job with. Yeah. Um, look, you, you got us talking about Star Wars, you nerd. We have an assignment here. Yeah, how do you feel about this? Nanaimo bars. How are they? I love it.

Wow. I love Nanaimo bars. Talk us through what you're tasting. Very rich chocolate taste. I'm not Nanaimo. Talk us through what you're tasting. Very rich chocolate taste. I'm not using a huge coconut guy. It's a texture thing in the Nanaimo bar more so you get a coconut taste. But that coconut kind of chewy bite, you know what I'm saying? It's good. Nice cream to it.

They're good. That custard, the custard is good. Custard cream. Yeah. Taylor, you're're good. That custard, the custard is good. I supreme. Yeah. Taylor, you're skeptic. What do you think of this iteration? OK, well. Well, we're not talking so. OK, no. And then I'm a virus, I guess.

And I'm a virus. If I didn't, if you had told me three years ago, and I'm a virus from the Star Wars novels, I'd be like, OK. I would have thought they were a Canadian treat. No, I think because it's been so long since I've had these, because I've always had it in my head that I hate them, I realize I just used to hate custard cream. Yeah.

And now as my palate has matured, I don't mind custard cream as much, so I actually kind of enjoy this. I want another one, Wags. Don't worry, there's plenty. So yeah, it's delicious. It's good. I think you could eat them. I might be able to, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's coconut is the most. Coconut's fine. I mean, like, I don't know. Maybe he should. You could just go for it. Well, coconuts are technically tree nuts. So if tree nuts are bothering you, coconut might bother you, no?

Coconut has been fine, though, for me. So it's all fucking nebulous. I don't know what's going on. You would get the idea of what it is with a small bite. Yeah, I might have some. It's a may contain, it's not a does contain. Marsha took her hard and no to the Nanaimo bar. You don't like the Nanaimo bar?

I mean, it's like a wine tasting. Spit it out afterwards. Oh yeah, let's have it. Yeah, not super into them. When Emma proposed that she was looking for Nanaimo bars, I did find one to try it, to possibly bring to the Doughboys and yeah, it's just too sweet for me. I can only have like a bite or two.

It's just too sweet. What is your, so you have a palette that doesn't like as much sugar. Like what's a good dessert for you? I don't know. Do you like like a matcha or something or? I, yeah, I like a matcha or like if we're going cakes, maybe like a mango mousse cake or something. Oh, that don't know. Do you like like a matcha or something or? Yeah, I like a matcha or like if we're going cakes, maybe like a mango mousse cake or something.

Oh, that's fun. I love a mango mousse cake. I mean that's mango mousse cake. Mousse tracks cake. Mousse tracks. Mousse tracks. Yeah. Okay, so like you're, we're talking Star Wars.

Let's get back to it. Do you have a favorite character? Oh my God. This is your favorite. I've been enjoying myself so much more now. I've been having a terrible day. A terrible experience with you guys. Hold on, your day was mostly just with us.

Yeah, you did the full episode with us. Who would you say? My favorite character, Darth Vader. Yeah, that's the greatest character of all time. Yeah, he's so cool. I just, every time he's on screen, I guess the kid was super, super excited. I mean, Luke Skywalker was my hero.

Yeah. I mean, that was a huge thing for me. But like, Darth Vader's the coolest character. And Darth Skywalker. Admiral Ackbar. Also very cool, but not my favorite. Yeah. He had a great death in the stars. If you were going to pick background characters,

and coming up with a top five background B characters, I just have one of those. Admiral Ackbar is in the top two. He's definitely. Look, here's the thing. I don't know if you like that movie, though. It's last night. His death is really good the, he's definitely like, here's the thing. I don't know. You liked that movie though. It's last night.

His death is really good. He needed a better death. His death is really good. He needed a better death. He should have been the one, cause they gave it to Holdo to do the suicide bombing. They should have given it to Akbar. The whole theater would have erupted.

They would have loved it if they'd have it. If it was Akbar. It was like, no, no, Holdo, it would be, and he was like, Holdo was good. Trap this. Yeah. Yeah. Cause then he'd be like,

argh, argh, argh. I'm like, wait, let me get this out. No, him dying in the background was good. It was a good choice. You like Darth Vader. What about over the prequels? Is it Anakin, Anakin's transition into Darth Vader? Like, do you like Anakin's saga

or is there like a pre a prequel character like a Captain Panaka or something that stands out for you okay so so episode one loved yeah too I did not like you know that's three years I didn't like it initially and it came back to it I was like you know what I know I'm 17 yeah yeah 2002 yeah yeah 17 so I'm like this feels kind of dumb. This romance story is not that great. And then episode three, now it's 2005, I'm 20. And I was like really disappointed because I thought it was kind of snarky. But like, as I got older, I appreciated them a lot more because it was the only movies

I would go back and watch. I've never rewatched the sequels after watching them. I've just been like meh. What about Rogue One? Rogue One I really enjoyed. Now there is two Darth Vader scenes in that movie. I know you know, I know what you're saying, I really enjoy it. Now, there is two Darth Vader scenes in that movie. I know, you know, I know what you're saying. I really and I think that if they just cut the one, I love it.

It would have been so much. Do you mean the one where he because he has the one in and most of our other way talking about? Yeah. And I love that scene. It's a good scene. He does make a pun, which is not really his case is like voice. Yeah. You know, it's a little too jokey. It's weird. And it was full James Earl Jones. Yeah. And that not like the it's not the AI, the AI one. So he did sound a bit older. But man, I was so excited just to see him talking.

Yeah, that's cool. And like, like it was like, I don't I would never get rid of it. I wanted a dialogue scene because I originally thought my prediction going into that movie, I was like, oh, you're going to only it's going to be one scene. He's probably going to choke out credit. Yeah. And I bet that would be it. That'll be all we get. I didn't know we were going to get that juicy hallways. Yeah. When he fucks up over in the hallway, that's really cool. But it is also funny to think of the chronology of like he does that. And then you watch like immediately chronologically next to his episode four.

And then he's like, yeah, he's barely moving. Yeah. Tired. Yeah. I do stuff earlier. I need to do that stuff anymore. Everyone's good. Does he have to puns? There is a do not choke. Do not choke on your aspirations, command. Something like that.

Choke on your aspirations. Jesus. Oh, yeah. But but if we're talking prequels, my favorite character in the prequels. Not Sibalba. Oh, yeah. All the rules. I love Subalba.

So you're talking about Podracer. I'm just thinking just the head. Ben Quadrineros. Ben Quadrineros. Yes. Yeah. I used to do a fan fiction, like sexually erotic fan fiction. Like it was a show and you'd be competing.

And I did Ben Quandrineros and Sebalba and I cleaned up that show. It was called the Eve of Boonta Eve. And it was, they had been in a relationship the whole time and Ben Quandrineros was so enraged at Sebalba for risking them. He's like, well, you put a thing in my ship and it exploded.

He's like, I had to. You know how dangerous that Anakin kid is. I couldn't risk you. And it was like this really dramatic scene with them. I love that. Our mutual friend, of course, Griffin Newman, who introduced us, performs his Watto in the George Lucas talk show.

Do you have any Watto affection? I don't care for a while. But what about when he gets that hat? I do like him in the hat. The hat is great. Episode 2, Watto, I do like. And a while. But what about when he gets that hat? I do like him in the hat. The hat is great. Episode two, why don't you like and a little bit stubble? Yeah, the stubble is good. Yeah, the stubble is good.

Man, I'm just sad about me. Poor me. Yeah. He's never had got to have a life. No miserable. Well, anyway, the Naimo bars seems like there's a snack all around. Yeah, good discussion about an item of memory. It's oh, it's Oh, it's nostalgia. This is my favorite version I've ever had.

Oh, wow. It's the first one I've had in a few years. Yeah, that's nice. Thank you for the opportunity. I wanna try one. Take a bite of one. I would take a bite of one. Just immediately eat it.

Eat it. Just like. Take a small bite. Ooh. I definitely don't taste any nuts, though. No. Spit it out. I think it's in a facility that's prepared with nuts

So that's delightful right just don't swallow and now I was are pretty good. Oh I swallow You spit it out you spit it mean my chest specifically. We do this. This is what we do in Canada. Are you a fan of Dash Rendar? Yeah, this is from the N64 game, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's cool. Now here's the thing, I just replayed that recently. There's a lot of, I hear the Dash Rendar fandom

from the console gamers and I get it, but as a PC gamer, I always think of Kyle Katarn. And Kyle Katarn was from the, you know. Night's New York Republic? He was from the, no, not from Night's New York Republic. No, he was from the earlier series, yeah. Which was Dark Forces and then Dark Forces 2 Jedi Knight. Yeah.

I thought it was Jedi Academy, okay. And then there was Jedi Knight 2. Jedi Academy came later. I had the Jedi Academy. Yeah This is delightful and it tastes mostly what I get a lot of coconut there, which I love Yeah, this is great. What a snack. Well, you don't die. I'll be fine Look, I think you'll be I think we got into the bottom of it. Yeah Star Wars that are good and Star Wars that are bad People get mad I can't even talk about it anymore.

They're gonna be mad at me for this discussion. I haven't even talked, because I just don't, because I don't wanna even bring it up anymore. But isn't it nice when someone creates something and they have the power to create it and continue to create it instead of a corporation? You know what?

Isn't that the thing that we should all strive for? Shouldn't that be the thing? Yeah, it's true, it's true. And also- Megalopolis, people make fun of it quite a bit. Why? Because I know that you're a fan. I do like them.

I like that Megalopolis exists. You like that Francis Ford Coppola made Megalopolis. I like that he made Megalopolis and I like that George Lucas made Star Wars and it's kind of a bummer that he, it was his choice, but he handed over the reins to a corporation that kind of turned into something different than what was his.

Was it his choice? Did he happily hand over the reins to that corporation? He got four billion dollars. But it was a sort of thing of like George, we want this. You know, you know, I mean, little Canada's he could build. He could just do little Star Wars. And I would go to a little star. Little Star Wars. Oh, my God. Like a middle death star.

John Lee talked to me. Star Wars. Oh, my God. Talk to George Lucas, that would be fantastic. Wow. Carson and Taylor, Taylor Davis, Carson Pinch, thanks so much for being here. Before we go, can I just say, huge shout out to my friend Brian Edwards, who's a massive fan of the show. Yeah. Wow.

Brian Edwards, hey buddy. Patreon, Patreon person. I don't know how, what it works, I don't know why. We respect you. Yeah, we respect you more than you don't listen to podcasts. I have no idea what's happening. I don't know why people paid money to see this. Uh, maybe.

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