Doughboys - Salt & Straw with Neil Campbell & Andy Samberg
Episode Date: December 7, 2023Neil Campbell & Andy Samberg (Digman) join the 'boys to talk pizza, weddings, and Pink Floyd before a review of Salt & Straw. Plus, another edition of Jingle All The Whey.Watch this e...pisode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSources for this week's intro:http://www.naosmm.org/confer/port-or/history.htmlhttps://saltandstraw.com/pages/abouthttps://www.oregonlive.com/dining/2011/08/northeasts_portlands_salt_stra.html#:~:text=Can%20you%20explain%20what%20the,straw%20to%20keep%20it%20cold.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Boston, Oregon?
It nearly happened.
It came down to a series of coin flips that took place in 1845 between Pacific Northwest
pioneers William
Overton and Francis W. Petty Grove, each of whom wanted to name a fledgling Pacific Northwest
settlement after his New England hometown. It's difficult to fathom the asynchronous alternate
reality where Oregon's NBA franchise is the Boston Trailblazers, and Fred Armisson's sketch
series is called Bostonia.
Would Boston Organs still have its much commented upon Tweet hipster quality?
Or would the gravitational pull of the name alone have drawn it more toward the Crasser,
Baser, Rage-Fueled character of the Massachusetts City?
These hypotheticals will remain hypothetical, because petty growth prevailed, and the future
metropolis
would be named Portland.
By the end of the 20th century, Portland, Oregon would easily surpass its main forefather
in both population and cultural relevance, including developing a vibrant food scene.
And the West Coast Portland is where cousins Kim and Tyler Malek open an ice cream cart
in 2011,
based more on gumption than know-how.
A brick-and-mortar soon followed, and today, the stump-town scoop shop has three dozen locations across the West Coast,
plus restaurants, in tourist epicenters like Las Vegas and Disney Springs Orlando.
The unique name of this artisan churning cousins collab
derives from the raw materials used to produce the test batches of its original flavors.
One might speculate that the alternate reality Boston Oregon version would be called pepper
and hay. But we don't live in that reality. This week on Doe Boys, here on Earth Prime,
Salt and Straw.
Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants.
I'm Nick Weiger along with my co-host,
Buster Eaton, the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell.
So like this famous silent film star.
Throwback to the silent film era.
Yeah, that's my cat Buster was actually named
after Buster Eaton.
Oh, that's cute.
Or Buster Douglas.
One of the two, I don't know which one it was.
James Buster Douglas, the heavyweight champion. Yeahuster Douglas. One of the two, I don't know which one it was. James Buster Douglas, the heavyweight champion?
Yeah, it was one of the two, I think.
Okay, which one it was.
I think it was maybe Buster Keaton.
I would assume Buster Keaton.
It was a quiet cap, but it did also was also feisty.
Hmm, hmm.
Well, I don't know if I'll ever solve this mystery,
but oh, joyous day.
Oh, joyous day.
That was sent in by Clay in North Carolina.
Thanks for the laughs every week.
Rose SpoonManageemail.com.
Oh, joyous day.
Oh, joyous day.
Oh, joyous day.
Mention, I mean, the secret thing is,
is that we're done for the year you and I.
We're kind of on last day of school mode
because this is our final record of 2023.
We know the seventh episode is coming out
before a few other episodes.
Break your pencil.
Yes, I guess you wanted to break everything.
Return your video down.
Yeah.
What will you do on the last day of school?
You know what I do.
That'll some scores.
Fuck.
No, usually last day of school, I just started
like hanging out, I don't know, I'm fucking whatever.
The last day of school is so not a day.
That's the thing, it's like there's no actual
education going on.
Yes, you're just kind of hanging out.
I told you that when I, my last, my senior year,
I had 30 or so gyms to make up.
I've told him this before.
And they were like, they were like,
well, wipe all your gyms clear.
If you can run a mile and under like nine minutes
or eight minutes.
And then I was like, okay,
and I was with a bunch of other friends.
And then my buddy, Micah, in check,
and we all had a run it and under the time they set
for us to have all of our gyms wiped out.
And they were behind me pushing me around the gym
so that I could like finish in time.
And I think I did by like 10 seconds or so.
I mean, if you say eight minutes,
that's a relatively swift mile. Yeah, yeah, probably is 10 seconds or so. I mean, if it's eight minutes, that's a relatively swift mile.
Yeah, yeah, probably is eight minutes or so.
Pretty good.
Oh, let's see here, Wags.
How the hell does Spoon Nation?
This is the thing I, oh God,
I can't even look at our guests.
I don't wanna know what it is.
I just like enjoying it cold.
Okay.
Okay.
There's the sort of thing that we do when we, I just like enjoying it cold. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like,
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Do it up
Not doing it up
I need more.
You know, I don't make those by the way, just to be clear, no, no, dear Dofam, enjoy
this kiss related drop from the 300th episode.
Thanks for the laughs.
Not sarcastic with love Dan Padley, Twitter Padley Dan.
Thanks Dan. That's from Padley Dan, thanks Dan.
That's from back from our 300th episode.
We're past the 400 past 400 now.
That's a data drop.
What is the, what is the kiss song?
I don't know it.
I have no idea either.
I think kiss kind of sucks.
Whoa, Padley.
Sorry.
Is that wrong?
Is it Gene Simmons and kiss?
He is and kiss.
I mean, they're fine, I get.
I honestly, I don't think I can name a single Kiss song.
Yeah, yeah.
Are they rockin' rollin' it?
They are, yeah.
I think the song might have been licked up by Kiss.
Licked up.
Oh, that makes sense.
I'm kidding.
For today's episode.
That is for, oh man, okay, that's what we chose it.
I got a new treadmill.
I'm getting a used treadmill. Hmm
I thought that was a fun discussion to have here's the issue our guests are funny. Uh-huh. They're both very funny
The funniest thing you said they say it in a second. It doesn't matter, you know
Yeah, the funniest thing I mean specifically. Yeah, the top of the funniest thing you said. Yeah, okay
He has your same. I mean that, I'm trickier, but with you,
your top 100 funny things you said,
these guys can say it in five seconds, you know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying, so I just, yeah.
So it's tricky.
I gotta say that we say it faster,
like we could say it really in five seconds.
I think they can say it fast, and also.
We could say the whole movie naked gun in five seconds.
I wanna use treadmill for the next year.
That's my big news.
I hope that works out for you.
We should also mention while we're in the health domain.
We did a canonical seat swap in our previous episode
with Ben Rogers.
I now seated a camera right stage left.
Yes, this is all for us.
We used to sit in the opposite places.
We recorded an episode, a couple of episodes in this format yesterday.
I came out of it with pretty bad back pain, which I am dealing with today.
You did. Now you see what it was like for me sitting in that chair for so long.
You think it's the chair?
I think it's the chair.
Well, we're going to get, there's going to be new, I think, spoiler alert.
There's going to be new furniture in here soon.
Hopefully new chairs in the new year,
we'll see about that.
We will alert.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
The treadmill is at my home.
The treadmill will not be in studio.
Uh-huh.
I wish I could have just tuned in and seen that,
you know, in the new year.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I wish I could have just tuned in and seen that in the new year.
I'm talking to Soul about getting some sort of like a Pixar movie.
Yeah, I have a lot of issues with that, but I'm talking to Soul about getting some sort of
Twinkier donut attachment to the front of the treadmill. That the treadmill brand?
Yeah. Just thinking about how much faster I guess could have said that than you. Twinkier donut attachment to the front of the treadmill. That though treadmill brand?
Yeah.
Just thinking about how much faster
our guests could have said that than you.
No.
Our guest today, the greatest.
I'm saying you run, you know, the, you know,
the some sort of.
I know what you mean, yeah,
you'd have like a dangling hot dog
that would be a motivator, like a carrot on a stick
for a meal.
I understood what you're trying to say.
Yeah.
And it was good.
Thank you.
I just thought you were saying you wanted to make it
twinkier.
Because you said I want to get like a twinkier or something.
I was like, did you just want to be twinkier?
I do want to twink your treadmill.
Very great mechanical.
I ate at Safey's last night too.
I was a local LA player.
I don't want to say that was very a Safey's.
Safey's here.
I've been talking about Safey's. I got to try Safey very, a selfie selfie. It was been talking about safes.
I got to try a safes.
Very good.
Our guest today, the creators of the animated series,
Digmin, which is now streaming on Paramount Plus,
Andy Sandberg and Neil Campbell.
Guys, thanks so much for being here.
What a treat.
Thank you.
We're very excited to have you here.
I was looking at my notes.
What a joyous day.
Oh, joyous day.
It is a joyous day.
In our last day of school,
this is, I'm flopping all over the place.
It's like I have a big quiz on the last day of school.
No one does that.
This is, we're all shrooming.
We're all having fun.
Yeah.
This is a blowout last day.
That's right.
Yeah, we did, we ate chocolate mushrooms.
There's not gonna be any tests on the last day.
No, not at all.
You have to like be there and the teacher kind of checks out. Yeah, on the last day. No, not at all.
You have to be there and the teacher kind of checks out.
Yeah, you watch the sand lot.
Yeah, yeah.
In every class.
This is college, right?
Yeah, yeah.
University of Iowa.
Unless you got that professor from the new Aaron Payneboop.
Unless you got the holdovers professor.
Right, he's a lot of his character.
Yeah, let's call him Aaron Payne.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Unless he got the holdovers professor,
then you'll probably get an exam on the last day, I'm sure.
You're gonna have assignments the whole term.
Yeah.
You're gonna have to be running outside in the snow.
Yes.
Is he a tough professor? He isn't that professor. That's kind of what's he going on in the middle? Like compared to snake. Where would he be?
Oh, he's weighed. He's weighed. Well, he's more kind of strict. No, yeah, he's stricter than snake. I would say. Wow.
He's GMI to be in strict. He is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ever give points to slither in?
No, I don't think he doesn't. I don't think did i don't think he does i don't think it performs magic but his
eye is there something going on with his eye
which which i don't know what they call him professor wall i
they call you like a mom i think that i moody
the he is so many
and i'm like that i moody i have seen a few movies recently that weren't
set in the harry potter universe
and here
do you think though the wonky i was in the script Potter universe. I'm not weird. Yeah. Do you think the wonky eye was in the script
or an acting choice?
I, that's a great question.
A lot of actors like to do an eye thing.
I think that the eye does a lot of work in the movie.
I think it does, I think it does some good work in the movie.
I should say, GMATI to me is not someone
who leans on a tick.
No.
No.
But it'd be interesting to know.
I can't tell if, I can't tell if the eye is see,
you've seen it.
How does it compare to a prosthetic?
How does this role compare to a cleveland heap?
How does it compare to cleveland?
His character from Lady in the Water.
Of course.
Yes, of course.
We all know.
At any point in the movie does you go, cube, we got a test today, cube.
I always imagine you might think cube after that.
Honestly, yeah, that is probably closest to what he does in the movie.
There are very much moments like that.
We have a snowing, so he might be like,
oh, it looks like a nice cube.
Yeah, right, right.
Right, right.
Does he ever say, he's a good kid.
Actually, he does.
He does, he does.
He says he's a good kid in a lot of movies.
We don't say he does.
He does.
That's my like one.
Does he ever say, um, I nanny better not be keeping any diaries.
Oh, nice pull.
This guy says I even have I am to be open.
This is all from the noggin.
Did you guys know that Neil knows the best picture winner from every year of the Oscars?
Is that true?
It's probably faded.
I used to know it because we would do a lot of quizzes at Brook the Nine Ours.
The guy's like fucking rain.
Ask him any year.
Ask him any year.
I wouldn't be so confident in any year. Ask him any year.
I wouldn't be so confident anymore.
86.
Platoon.
Wow.
That wasn't even slow.
Yeah, no.
How about 82?
Right?
The only birth.
Uh, Gandhi.
Oh.
You get to see what I'm saying.
The guy's a fucking, he's a fucking rain.
Let's just stop now.
I see like I know.
You're true freak.
What would you do about it?
Do you have a mind for trivia?
Like, can you catalog all those facts?
Or is it this one specific thing?
I'm pretty decent at trivia.
Cause I feel like I know a lot of things,
but I'm bad at the skill of trivia,
which is its own thing.
It's just always like category dependent.
Like there are times I'm like,
I think I could do all right on jeopardy
than I watch an episode and I call them after column,
category after category.
I'm like, nope, zero, don't know it, you know.
How would you say you do with the pursuit of trivia?
Um, I mean, I find it rather trivial.
That's what I was hoping you were gonna say.
Now, any indio actually, actually, you're a California boy.
You grew up in California.
Yeah, and Berkeley.
You exchanged the green of California for the greasy, the grease of New York City.
Well, but...
So, what do you, when you went over that, was that, that was new for you?
Living over there for the first time.
Well, I lived there for two years in college. I went to NYU for two years.
That's right.
And both my parents are from New York, so we had visited before.
So it wasn't, it was, this is a boring normal answer, but it was not super jarring.
Okay, okay. Was there, was there a big for you? Was there, was there any food changes from the, you know,
again, from the green of the green to the green?
From the green to the grease, yes.
A lot, a lot of, a lot of, yeah.
Yeah.
A lot of big old floppy slices of, mm-hmm.
What is your, what is your, like, preferred pizza type
and was your preferred pizza topping or toppings?
Yeah, no, thanks.
So, I like a thin, like classic.
Yeah, like around.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I like a clean pepperoni slice.
If you're going to like a slice shop,
if you're going to like a shmancy place,
I like, you know, all kinds of stuff.
Have you, did you do the bait?
Did you do, uh, locali, uh, the, the Daffora. Did you do the bait? Did you do, uh, Kali, uh, the, the,
Daffora, did you do any of these spots?
I've had them all, all delicious.
Yeah.
I mean, in college, I lived on bleaker.
I did a lot of pizza box.
I did a lot of bleaker street pizza.
John's a bleaker.
Did you do?
Yeah.
But that's a sit down, get a full pie kind of a sitch.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I've never had it still.
It's on my list.
I have a list.
If the weight wasn't so long, I don't know what it's like now. When I was in college, it was like a huge deal to get a deal there.
Yeah, because it was all that.
But and then one time I went and I was like, yeah, it's really.
Lucali is also, and I think another, you get a weight outside
and it takes like two or two hours or something to get a seat.
But have you been there?
No, I'm just listing pizza places you haven't been to.
I mean, there's a few, there's a few I list that I,
they're on my list to go to.
John's a bleaker and Luke Holly are on there.
I bet you can, I bet you can just walk right in now.
I wonder, yeah, I think they're still pretty popular.
I went, I went on a pizza tour with some of my Quincy friends
and went to, and Tatanos was closed down near Coney Island, I guess.
And then, and, and we didn't get to the other ones,
but I, it's on my, it's on my go-to list.
But what's your favorite?
Oh, God.
I mean, there's a lot of it.
I actually have a funny Dafarra story.
I was the old, this is the, one of the older, great pizza spots.
Oh, gee, Brooklyn one, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Up there, and it's one chef, and no one else
was allowed to touch the pizzas.
Yeah, it's an old man.
I think I'm thinking of the right name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I wanted to go so bad, my sister lived with her husband, now husband in Jersey at
the time and I was in the city and I convinced them to come pick me up because they had a car
and drive me all the way out there and there was so much traffic but they did it and we
went, ordered.
He was the guy he was there, he's the legend guy, we're like holy shit, we're doing it,
they gave us the full pie.
It took forever to cook,
because they made it from scratch, right in front of us.
It was like 40 minutes.
Yeah.
Hand it to us, went, sat down.
I took, picked up the parmesan to just do a little parmesan
and the lid was loose.
Oh, I don't know.
And I dumped the whole fucking job.
Parmesan on and we went, no!
And like started like scooping it up.
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Was he upset or?
Uh, I don't think you noticed.
I'm pretty sure he couldn't see me.
I'm actually a relief.
Yeah.
He probably would have said like my don
or mama mia or something.
Yeah, that's probably maybe even I currumb,
but that's just not my idea.
He might as well currumb.
I'm projecting.
I don't know what he would say.
Since it's big at that point, I can't tell if I...
Since since, I mean, have they ever stopped?
I don't answer that? Don't answer that.
I don't.
I don't.
And yeah, I wanted to ask you about something
which was at, and you know,
we're talking about joyous days earlier.
We were all in attendance of one joyous day.
Our mutual friend David Phillips, you officiated his wedding.
That's right.
I was a lovely ceremony.
Yeah.
And a couple of things of note happened
that we've talked about on the podcast,
involving me and Mitch, that I don't know if you've heard about
I don't think I have the first is an older guest at the at the wedding was looking at me and like was like kind of like
Like pointing at me a few times and looking at me and the photographer came up to me and said he asked if you were Johnny Depp
But the other thing is.
Whoa.
Wait, like old, dead or present, dead?
Either way, it's like it's.
It's crazy either way.
Your way of the tire is like a lot of scarves and bracelets.
Right.
Yeah.
They're like, no, he's Keith Richards.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Either way, he is 20 years older than me.
So not like particularly before.
Yeah, you don't love here.
No, yeah, yeah.
But the other thing is, so Mitch,
okay, so here's what happened.
Mitch comes up to me and he says,
oh yeah.
Oh no.
Because we're at this rural area and, you know,
there's a, there's a miniature horse on the spot
because of the only other spot.
I don't know that poem.
Mitch comes up to me and he says,
the host here, the parents of the bride yelled at me,
which I immediately believe.
I'm like, okay, I've forced Mitch back to her or something.
I was like, oh, what happened in Mitch's coast?
I said, the horse's name rodeo.
It only had one eye, right?
Yeah, one eye.
I'm not gonna say. Mitch says, they caught me sucking off rodeo and it only had one eye right yeah one eye I'm not gonna say it mid-says they cut me sucking off rodeo
I didn't want to be clear I did not suck rodeo right you didn't
rodeo right
You didn't
But so why they think that though they got they got mad at me I think I was looking at the eye. I think I got a close look at the eye and then they came over yellow
They said don't suck off rodeos. That wasn't sucking them off. He did not say that. This is a complete lie
It's a complete fabrication. It's a fabrication that he was flating this miniature horse
I I of course I believe it at first and he sells flating this miniature horse. I, of course, I believe it at first,
and he sells it really well,
and I laugh a lot when he tells me to lie.
And then I watch him go and do the same thing to Neil.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
He might not have been able to,
I think you might have been laughing through the like.
I got this problem.
Yeah.
I think that's where I was ever believable. Well, fun fact, my daughter has problem. Yeah. It was unbelievable.
Well fun fact, my daughter has written rodeo and loves rodeo.
So next time she brings a rodeo up, I'm definitely going to tell her that story.
Oh, that's great.
You know, I know a guy who got caught sucking rodeo. Oh, but he didn't really just saying that to bus his friends.
My version of busting friends.
It's got one eye the the rodeo, which is, which is, which is,
it's a beautiful little animal.
Beautiful.
Oh, don't walk it back.
I think that we, I think we did make jokes that I snuck up on the side where the rodeo
didn't have an eye to suck it off.
Yeah, that's right.
Naturally, I sure do.
For real.
There's stuff like that too.
Of course, you know, they'll kick
if you try to suck them up.
Unless.
You've got one bum out.
Have you officiated a wedding before?
No, I had never officiated when I've done a lot
of like toast speeches and stuff,
but that seems particularly stressful.
I've never been in that position myself.
It was a lot of pressure.
You don't wanna be like, I knew they wanted me to be funny,
but you also don't want to be so much trying to be funny
that all the adults are bummed out.
Right.
Because they're like, it's our children.
And of course, yeah, yeah.
Family, friends.
It was very funny and very sweet.
I thought it was very.
Yeah.
Phillips and both of their vows were so great.
But he had a moment in his,
I mean, it's very personal, but fuck it,
where he, his voice cracked,
because he got so emotional.
It was right on her name,
and I laughed so hard,
I'm trying to officiate and be like,
still it can't enough.
And he was just like,
and then it,
and he was like,
oh, please, please,
I don't know why it's just felt like. This is a dying laughing. Oh, my God. I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God.
I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh of the Hat Crew. Yeah, which was, I mean, joyous, I think, is the right word.
It wasn't, it wasn't, it was another joyous day.
I missed the Haberdashary, but I know that Susser was there.
Susser tried on a hat, and we're thinking of getting it,
and second guess is, I couldn't pull this off.
Put it down, and then Carl Tartt comes up,
picks it up and says, I'm getting it.
Just put it on.
When you look at Carl, Carl was sort of the thing, I pushed the Hat Day and made it a thing what's it on? When he looked, he looked really, Carl was sort of the guy who pushed the hat day
and made it a thing.
Carl looked good.
Yeah.
Carl was great in that hat.
And Sussar did look good in the hat.
We were telling him about it.
He couldn't, but he blew it.
He blew it pretty bad.
I mean, yeah, it was like a cowboy hat, right?
Yeah, it was a cowboy hat.
Carl looked cool as hell.
Yeah, Carl was rocking it.
I don't think I would have shown up
to that wedding in a cowboy hat personally. No, that I would get a hat. I can't remember. He have shown up to that wedding in a cab I have personally.
No, I can't remember.
He did.
Did you have a newsboy hat?
What'd you have?
You and me in those hats popped up on my like, I photo.
Oh, I got a Scally cap.
That's why I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was nice.
You should wear that hat in studio.
That'd be fun.
Yeah.
I look kind of like an Irish asshole when I wear it a little bit. Oh, yeah, you don't look like that now
I don't think people's assholes look different
I got I have another I have another question here. Okay great
Oh
Um, oh, uh, well, I should we go. I think it's pretty.
I think it's pretty.
Reading up his phone already talked about the show.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I was saying it's eight at safeties last night.
I already said that.
Yes.
Yeah.
To Safi's.
Sorry.
Safi's though.
Safi's.
I don't know.
Safeties are the directors. That's right.
They don't run that.
Actually, they cut all the rest.
Yes, that's correct.
Which, which, uh, safftees your faith?
Hmm.
And that's hard to peck.
Benny or Josh, Benny or Josh, which of the safftees?
I'm going to go with Josh just because I feel like Benny is getting more of, you know,
juice right now.
He's more in the spotlight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on Google Josh. Yeah, more of a director guy.
I mean, they both directed, but it seems like Josh is,
gonna do the next one.
But hey, I'm gonna do the next one.
I'm gonna do the next one.
I'm gonna do the next one.
I'm gonna do the next one.
I'm gonna do the next one.
I'm gonna do the next one.
Yeah, okay, great.
I'll get his Ian are you there, God?
I hope performance.
He's really good in are you there, God?
He does a good job.
I like them both equal.
I know that that's not really fair, but I like them both.
I wasn't gonna answer that question.
That's gonna be funny to ask. I know that that's not really fair, but I like the more people. I wasn't gonna answer that question.
That'd be funny to ask.
Neil, you wrote in a produced Brooklyn 99,
you were the star of Brooklyn 99.
I did an episode of it.
That's right.
People won't bomb.
We had a lot of it.
It was a blast.
People won bonkers over, I believe.
Kyle Murphy, is that your character?
Kyle Murphy is my character.
I wrapped it the episode.
But I just want to admit something to you is that
you're a pink Floyd fan.
Yeah.
And you were talking to me about the final cut.
And the final cut is one of my favorite albums.
I think I maybe did tell you this already.
But you were talking about the final cut.
I was like, you have the final cut.
I was like, yeah.
And you were like, you like it? I was like, I love it. And I thought you were talking about the final cut. I was like, you have the final cut. I was like, yeah. And I you're like, you like it?
I was like, oh, I like, I love it.
And I thought you were talking about the computer program
of the final cut.
Oh.
Oh.
And then I, the Macintosh editing suite.
I realized afterwards, oh, pig fly.
I'm just talking about a pig fly.
Yeah.
But I want to admit that to you
is something that I kind of held in ever since that day.
Yeah, it would have been great if you told me then too,
but yeah, no one.
Yeah, I'm just back.
I just love thinking about you being like,
why is he asking me that?
What's your favorite track?
Video two.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I just like that would be what I would make conversation about.
Yeah, I know. I was about word.
I was very, I was, I think I was nervous a little bit about it.
And I just, I didn't want to correct it.
But I love the final. I'm a huge, huge, huge final cut.
I feel like usually when I bring that album up to people, they're like, no.
Oh, no. It's become as I've gotten older, I think my favorite pink flu.
Why is it polarizing? Roger Waters kind of took over. I also
a polarizing figure in general, but he took over the band kind of at that point.
And it was just kind of his, it was almost a solo wall, right?
It was after the wall. No matter what, like him being like, now I'm officially in charge.
Yes. After the wall, which everyone
was like, they just did it.
Yeah.
Like the wall, which was after, I mean, those like four or five in a row, incredible records.
Yeah.
And I love the wall is probably my favorite album, but still a mix of Gilmore and the end
of the band is still kind of working together.
That's exciting.
And I don't know if it's the right order.
I wish you were here, animals the wall.
Yeah.
We're all kind of, those were four in a row in some order.
Yeah. And then Final Cut. And then Final Cut, yeah. And you're all kind of, those were four in a row in some order. Yeah.
And then final cut.
And then final cut, yeah.
And you're like, well, it's not as good as those.
It's not, but now it's become,
but it's just very much like a broadraw water
or a solo album.
And then those guys are like kind of just filling in.
That's the one that ends with two sons on the sunset.
Yeah, which I think is dropping.
Yeah.
It's great.
It's pretty haunting.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, I went so deep in the Pink Floyd
in high school that I like listened to like radio chaos
and pros and cons of hitchhiking and stuff.
Oh, me too.
Yeah, yeah.
I would try and play that show with my friends.
They'd be like, what are you doing?
Yeah, it was, it was Jim Ladd did like the,
you know, Jim Ladd who was like an LA DJ.
He did like a, basically like, he would play music and then he would just kind of
like play it, whatever next track came to him.
I guess DJs do that anyways, but it seems to be exactly what I think they do.
But he's a famous Tom Petty wrote the last DJ about this guy, about Jim Ladd, but
those albums, some of the Roger Waters solo album.
That does have a DJ from Rosanne
The last DJ
Right, I didn't think that but now I do yeah, it might still be I'm not sure I'm the serious finale when he's showing his mom is editing sweet Is that really what happens with the... Thanks. Oh my god.
Damn, he's like a fucking rainman!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
1992, best picture.
Uh, unforgiven.
Wow.
Wait, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Wow.
That was that early?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
I'm forgiving is a good movie.
I got to throw a hard one, I ya. Jean Hackman.
How great is he?
Yeah, he's good.
I love him in any sense.
He's still going.
Yeah, he's straight up retired.
Yeah, he's a loose port and then
riding his electric bike, or anything.
There was a photo again.
There was a picture of him at a Wendy's.
Oh, it was Wendy's.
Yeah, I thought it was a dog.
There was a Wendy's.
Yeah, like he was like crushing a chicken sandwich
outside of a Wendy's in New Mexico.
I like a Wendy's, all right.
Yeah, me too.
Well, okay, so we should get into some of that too.
So, I mean, it's low on my list if we're talking about
like a drive through fast food.
Oh, interesting.
Okay, I still will eat it.
Wait, so what is a 100%?
Yeah, what are your top tier choices?
Yes, we're gonna have the same thing.
I mean, growing up, the ones I went to the most
were Jack in the Box and Taco Bell.
Wow. I did do a lot of Jack in the Box. A lot of Jack in the Box. A lot of the chicken strips, growing up, the ones I went to the most were Jack in the box in Taco Bell. Wow.
I did do a lot, Jack in the box.
A lot of chicken feet, a lot of chicken, chicken feet, a two tacos for 99 cents.
Yes.
Curly fries.
That was a standard.
You had to, from the green to the grease, Jack in the box is gone.
That's true.
I thought it was, is no longer there.
I thought it was natural until later in life.
That's right.
What do you do then? What's your, what becomes your meal? I mean, we would go no longer there. I thought it was natural until later in life. That's right. Yeah. What do you do then?
What's your, what, what becomes your belt?
I mean, we would go to Taco Bell.
Yeah.
Taco Bell though, there was a Taco Bell near where we lived
on Sixth Avenue.
And we'd go there a lot.
And then one night we were out drunk and we were walking home
and like as a bit, we like went to the closed Taco Bell window
to be like, be open, you
know. And we just saw fucking rats everywhere.
They're like on the counter. Oh, it was so burly. Oh, that fucking
thing that creepin' Willey's even now thinking about it.
This is, this is, it's sad that we'll probably go to New York
and review that Taco Bell for a future episode.
And the daytime, it's just dude.
Hey, okay.
I haven't like the end of Red Attoe.
Yeah, they might've been cooking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the whole family there.
Neil and Duke remind us.
It's like a desk kitchen.
Remind us your, some of your favorite fast food joints
from growing up.
Let's see,
but you lived everywhere.
That was part of those part of your family.
Yeah, we,
what was your favorite one in Japan?
Let's see, there were a few on the army base
I lived on in Japan.
That was like Anthony's pizza, I think it was called
campzama,
and then if we went to Otsugi for like a soccer game,
they had a McDonald's and that was exciting. That's fun
Do they have any items there that they don't have here?
Not that I recall but I don't know that I had the
Knowledge to know that and also when they were on an army base
They were sort of the Americanized or a military
You know the standard stuff deep fried sushi
We go off the base a lot, but I don't know that we'd hit like chains off base.
I know KFC was like really big in Japan.
Yes, yes, ever.
But yeah, growing up, I don't know, a Popeyes, we like the one else's kid.
They have this in Virginia.
Okay.
Yeah, Popeyes.
And actually it wasn't big into McDonald's.
But, um, although one time I do remember, really rushing to get through McDonald's so that we could get home in the time for Al.
Oh, you got to make Al.
Yeah, got him.
I feel like if you didn't spend all your time memorizing these silver, I was, uh,
silver.
Damn, he nailed it.
He floated away.
If you didn't spend your time memorizing all these silly Oscar picture winners, you
remember more about this McDonald's?
Yeah, it's let it push down.
It pushed down.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
So, G. wearer.
I think Lee Harvey House, Wild West Station.
Wow.
I didn't realize you had a station.
Yeah, I took that.
Now, Neil, does that mean you're a military brat?
Sort of.
I mean, he's a brat.
I'll tell you that much.
He's more of a military well-behaved.
Yeah, I mean, I was mostly at the Pentagon, so we're mostly north of Virginia, but
let's do a few places and then they moved to Heidelberg when I was in college.
So you were just like running around the Pentagon like chasing a ball on a stick.
Yeah. Yeah.
He got loose from the daycare.
Growing a little hulu.
Yeah.
Was ice cream big in Japan?
What?
This is a pretty good segue.
This is great.
Was was ice cream big in Japan?
Yeah.
I don't recall having a period in my life where ice cream was not a treat
the people enjoyed. Just been pretty popular for a while now. Yeah, but I don't I don't
recall. There were like parlors, jet pan specific ones at the time. Um, so salt and straw.
Two things. Where are you trying to do this? Because he's red hot. He's going to get that in the chair now.
It's like, just keep feeding the meat, man.
He keeps dropping trays.
We'll take a break.
We'll be right back.
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We're here with Andy Sandberg, Neal Campbell of Digmin, which is now streaming on Paramount Plus,
talking about salt and straw. Nice little high five there.
That was great.
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Thanks.
It'd be good.
So, salt and straw was founded in Portland, Oregon in 2011.
I'm going to three six locations.
Investors include Danny Meyer from Shake Shack, Mitch.
Yes.
And also Dwayne the Rock Johnson, which we'll talk about.
Which Dwayne, he is an investor in the, in the franchise, which is partly why he is
a time.
Yeah.
That's something that we're going to talk about.
That's right.
That's right.
I'm going to say this.
Yes.
Salton straw.
Not the first things you think about when you think about ice cream.
Mitch, those were the raw components they would use to make their test batches in a garage
back in the day.
Oh, color me corrected.
It's like it's not a straw that you drink through.
No, it's like actual straw that would use to pack in the, the, you know, frozen batches
apparently.
Of course.
That makes sense.
But they are.
They're opening it, opening their packing things.
They've just seen the artist in theaters.
Oh, okay.
We got to open it. It's 2011. We got to the artist in theaters. Okay.
We gotta open, it's 2011, we gotta open our first store.
Yes, right, right.
The art is going to win Best Picture.
Oh yeah, I guess it did.
In 2011?
Well, yeah, I mean, the Oscars took place in 2012,
but for yes, the year 2011.
The guys, like the fuck.
Yeah.
Wait, what year did Rainman win Best Picture?
88.
Wow.
In one best picture, I didn't realize, yeah.
Snake Eaton, it's Dale.
So one of the things Sulton Straw is known for,
if people aren't familiar with it,
is that it has like, you know,
it's like an upscale parlor,
there's a lot of these concepts these days,
but it also has outlandish seasonal flavors
that oftentimes include unconventional savoury components,
some of which we touched on today,
but just to give a couple of examples from a year round.
One, they have the Don Baguitos Creepy Crawler Crippers,
which is an ongoing flavor every year.
Toffee, brittle, mealworms, and chocolate covered
crickets tossed in a matcha ice cream.
I was like that taco bell.
Bugs are like rats.
Yeah, but yeah, similar vermin.
They also have, so I've got to the one in Culver city with some frequency and they had an alote assado flavor over the summer is made with corn, manays and cotija.
And I asked when the employees about it and she said it tasted like frozen puke. So like they they do take big swings and sometimes they absolutely don't work, but they sell it anyway. Give her a name so we can have her fired.
It sounds to me like there's like a kind of like the jelly beans and the Harry Potter jelly beans.
That's right. Yeah.
Where there's like a component of like I dare you.
100%. No, that absolutely is a thing they're leaning in.
Which in the holdover seat does have those jelly beans.
Oh see, okay, so it is in the Harry Potter seat.
It's in the Harry Potter seat. I think it is in the Harry Potter seat.
He had birdie butts. Mitch, have you had much so he's in the Harry Potter universe. Yeah, it's his own, I think it is Harry Potter universe. He had pretty butts.
Mitch, have you had much salt and straw in the past?
I have had salt and straw on its own.
Okay.
It just says yes.
Yes.
How do you look at my script?
I'm looking at his phone.
Mitch was looking at his phone.
I was not looking at my phone.
Yeah, I was not.
I've had, I've had, I've had salts before.
And I haven't, I've, I've, I've, our old friend rodeo.
I've seen each straw.
Right.
But I can't stick.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm like, I know a lot of straw.
That was you.
What?
The thing you wanted people to think.
On the, on the ponyway, daughter rights.
I was like sweating the wedding, I guess, special.
I have not had the restaurant, salt and straw.
So this was your first time having it?
Suck rodeos dick, just to clear one of the stuff.
No, we know.
Um, tempted.
Uh, that's a beautiful shwack.
That's what you're gonna say right now, Jack.
I just wonder how Phillips would react
if I did suck rodeos dick.
We don't have to think about it now.
This is very funny.
It would be hard for him to stop
and you as a warrior to go back to his reaction.
I think it'd be difficult for him to suss out
because he'd be like, that's objectively funny,
but it is my wet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I guess that is, I guess if you want to say,
I think you could classify that
under making a scene at the wedding,
would be sucking,
or it was dick would be making a scene.
And as long as no one saw it,
it wasn't during the ceremony.
That's a good point too.
There were options.
It's like a fun little later on,
kind of nugget to drop out of. Sure. Your wedding was so beautiful. Oh, there's
something I've always wanted to tell you. You know the horse that was at your wedding?
Rodio. Yeah, I remember rodeo was smiling so big, the whole wedding. I guess because of
our love. Anything else, you remember anything else, but you seem really content.
Like, rodeo great animal, beautiful animal.
Salt and straw, I haven't had it too often.
I tell people.
Wait, so you have had it?
I have had it.
Okay, I've been to Genese, I've had quite a bit.
Salt and straw I had like way back in the day
and I was like, I don't know about this,
but I have to tell, and I know that this is gonna
sway me a little bit, but during the strike,
I was in a show called Twist and Metal
with Stephanie Beers, Beatrice is in,
and she's great, she's the coolest.
She did the show.
Yeah, she's the best.
And Neil knows her too, because of Brooklyn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys both know her.
And I know her, because of two boys.
And now Nick knows her too.
Did she do this? She did. Yeah. Yeah.
Was she cool? She was the coolest.
Oh, because I just fully vouch for her on the record.
You guys can commiserate about being on the show after this.
Um, she, she, uh,
she soon as I leave, I'm gonna hit her on the the car phone
Oh
Where are you?
I'm coming over
She was like most guests probably baffled by the show as you probably are to
She was like most guests probably baffled by the show as you probably are to.
Well it's bad anyways, but um so the twisted metal they did it they did a thing where they had sweet tooth ice cream. That's right. This was a this was a limited flavor that you were not able to
talk about because of the sag afterstrike at some store. At salt and star they actually were serving
out of sweet tooth ice cream truck which is you know it's terrifying it's scary which you were in in the show which I was in in the show for me it's not that scary for
out for you know for human beings it's just like another prop for me yeah I guess oh yeah
in a prop and also for my characters do he I mean I won't get into it too much like Harrison Ford
sees the Millennium Falcon and Disney and he's like fucking Karen yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like
Like seeing a car or bus to him. I'm sure I'm in eyes. Yeah, it's like seeing like a broken down shitty bus
That's how it is for you
That's it when annoyed if it was it was it was a very hot mail truck was what it was that's right But um, which we've all seen
But uh we uh we we have and then so I the they uh they saying the picture It was a very hot mail truck was what it was. That's right. Which we've all seen.
But we have all you we have.
And then so I they they they saying the picture car
was constructed from a mail mail truck.
Yeah.
So trucks have gender up top.
Hahaha.
Please don't have that long.
Hahaha.
So there was a sweet tooth ice cream.
And I said, I give it, try the sweet tooth ice cream.
But I couldn't get it.
It was that Comic Con.
So I slid into, sweet tooth DMs.
Slid into salt and straws DMs.
Just as kind of sad.
It was a DM side.
It was a DM side.
I said, can I try this, I'm going down to San Diego. We
went down for a live show with our guests here. That's right. Neil was with us. And as
was Frank Fran, funny show. We blew the roof off the place as they said. Congratulations.
Thank you. Yeah. It's not another part. Good to hear. And they said, sure, stop by this
location on the way back. And I stopped by and they gave me some of the sweet
to the ice cream.
So, and I loved it.
It wasn't.
It was like kind of like a kind of fun,
cake and fun fettie.
It was great.
I'm gonna make the flavor.
It was, yeah, yeah, it was great.
That sounds good.
And I loved it and they were very nice to give it.
So I have, I now do like salt and straw quite a bit.
Right, get some affection for it.
I think that they do a lot of strange flavors.
They absolutely do.
Yeah, that's a big thing.
Neil, a salt and straw.
Yeah, I have it.
I don't get ice cream a whole lot,
but I'd say salt and straw, van loon, and jennies are all
kind of in the rotation.
And I live very close to the one that's right next to
where we are right now.
Wow.
So yeah, I've kind of become a bit of a, uh, like, I like to try the weird flavors
that these places and, and I'm with you.
Don't just stick with the, the usual.
So I'm, I've, I've, I've drunk the cool aid about like these, these sort of fancier ice
cream places.
Right. And Andy, you're saying you're something of a salt and straw regular. Is that correct? I eat a lot of saltcier ice cream places. Right, and Andy, you're saying
you're something of a salt and straw regular.
Is that correct?
I eat a lot of salt and straw.
Wow.
They have two that I get every year.
One is the Halloween candy copia,
which I fucking love.
Great flavor.
So it's next door to our studio
and I saw that, to head gum studio
and I saw that ice cream flavor
and I never got it and I'm sad.
It's bomb.
I got it this year and it was really good.
And then the other one I love,
that Phillips also loves David Phillips,
but my wife does not like is the Lucky Charms one.
The St. Patrick's Day one, they do.
Oh sure, yeah.
Where it's like, you know, serial milk ice cream
with all the marshmallows in it. Yeah. And that's like, you know, cereal milk ice cream with all the like marshmallows in it.
Yeah, and that's the like nostalgia, high-brow trash food thing that I just I always go for.
Yeah, the candy copy I've just looked it up real quick and it's like a sweet cream with with Kit Katz Reese's Snickers Heath bar
Just like all the all the candies are there everyone is here and around April one of my favorite things, they do this, they do rodeo, dick flavored ice cream.
And that's in April.
I think it's like to, I think the tax is right.
Yeah, you can write, you know, oftentimes I write off a trip to visit rodeo.
And it's specifically more of a dick flavor, not a cum flavor, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, got. Because you get interrupted by the those nosy neighbors
No, I gotta tell you
rodeo is not easy to make finish
right
You think it's rodeo is the problem or it might be me. Yeah
Like how do you with your other horses
That'd be me. Yeah.
Like how do you do with your other horses?
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
No issue with them usually.
Okay.
Yeah, fast draw money.
You're able to.
Yeah.
I also do Salon Straw fairly regularly.
There is one I can, it's a long walk,
but I feel like a long walk earns me a scoop of ice cream.
And I love ice cream.
It's my favorite dessert.
And I just can't keep it in my freezer
because I just will eat all of it.
So I have to make it a special occasion.
It's a nice place to take a long walk towards
and reward myself with a cone.
So we should talk about this particular salt and straw
because there is some controversy involving the location
that's on the same block
as the head gum studios here in Silver Lake.
It's right next to a local spot called Pazo Gelato Mitch
that has been around for 17 years.
And Pazo Gelato is now being evicted
and there's speculation that it's because
salt and straw, which is this larger corporation,
with again, with the Shake Shack investor and the rock,
that they have a non-complete clause in their lease
that is causing this long you know, long time institution
to have to leave the neighborhood.
Oh, wait, the Jolato place has to leave.
Jolato place is gonna be leaving, yeah.
Because a new place has a non-complete.
That's the speculation, but there's no evidence.
This is just like people are kind of, yeah.
Kind of assuming that's what's going on
because two ice cream parlors on the,
and like literally steps away, doesn't make all of them.
Isn't there another one?
Isn't like, Moshdie Malone?
That one's not far either, mushty malones?
That one's not far either, yeah.
Anyway, so I was talking to Anya from head gum here earlier
and she said her take was,
salt and straw is so good
that it makes her abandon her morals.
She was like, I don't even care about eating local,
supporting local businesses.
This is so good.
I don't have any principle there.
Which is a take.
Interesting.
Maybe it's head gum that's evicting them,
if Evania's saying this, possibility.
That would be quite the twist.
Can you fucking believe so,
you're as, you know, who says?
Yes.
Yes, there's a lot of,
there is some controversy around this.
It's a bum of controversy around this.
It's a bummer.
It is a little bit.
It's crazy that the rock is going to rock bottom them if they don't leave.
I've heard too many nice things.
I don't see the logic there.
If you were on Main Street in Disneyland and bring up Disneyland again,
and there are two different kinds of ice creams,
a few doors from each other, you'd be like, yeah, it's.
Yeah, exactly.
Sometimes I want one too a lot of other ones.
Right, it's a different thing.
Yeah.
And that one's got coffee.
It feels like the concepts could coexist.
Also, gelato is like so much more gelatinous, you know?
That's true.
I agree.
Is that true?
I pray so.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so this is, and you know, Van Luin was mentioned,
Jenny's was mentioned.
So this is like the artist in Chris, you know, ice cream sector is getting kind of crowded
right now.
We went over, Emilie and I went in advance and got the, got one of every flavor.
I want to shout out Maddie and Noah from the Silver Lake Salt and Straw because they were
absolute champs.
We knew we were being annoying.
We apologize and they scooped everything and labeled it
When you guys went over there it was quite an adventure play the clip
Do we get their legs again, all right, how many flavors? All of them.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's just my normal speaking voice.
All right, we're back.
Digmin now streaming on Paramount Plus.
Check it out.
They were, they were just, I just want to also be clear that we talked about all the rodeo
stuff.
I'm not like, I can go to church hill downs and stuff like that.
I'm not like, I don't want to say I can go to church still. I can go to church Hill down and stuff like that. I'm not like I
Can go to church still I
Don't go more often after I see rodeo. I feel like the day this episode comes out will live in infamy
This is a release date of what December 6th? December 7th.
Digmin will be out in December 6th.
This episode is coming out in December 7th, Thursday.
I wanted to release it 29 days later, as you know, on January 6th.
That was right.
You were out in the first episode.
Yeah, I think Christmas is taking it back.
Okay, so I'm going to run through the flavors.
So we've got a lot to talk about.
So, you know, however we want to tackle this,
if anyone wants to talk about their favorites,
their picks and pans, but I'll just, I'm just going to list everything.
Seasault with caramel ribbons, double-fold vanilla, you know,
I'm a big vanilla guy, vanilla flavor, chocolate gooey brownie,
honey lavender, salted, melted chocolate chip cookie dough, olive oil,
cinnamon, snickerdoodle, strawberry, honey, basalmic, and with cookie dough, olive oil, cinnamon, snicker doodle,
strawberry, honey, basalmic, and with black pepper, coffee and love nuts, paran blue cheese,
as well as three vegan flavors, freckled mint chocolate chip, peanut butter, brittle caramel
fudge, and Marion Berry coconut sherbet.
I just say that I was, I don't know if I put this, pissed off at you.
That's right.
When the day started, I got in here and you
did, there was an agenda. You could, you could tell the world.
Here's what happened, Mitch. So we have a tight recording window today. Yeah. Um, and so
we, Emilie and I were trying to figure out on a text message thread that you're a part
of. We're trying to figure out the right way. I was on it. We were texting on that thread,
the dough voice thread. Emma is also on that thread, the Dove Voice thread.
Emma is also on that thread.
She saw the stake place.
And I got here early and so did she.
And we're like, you know what?
Let's go over.
Let's just get a scoop of everything
and bring it back to the studio just to save ourselves some time
so we can just be ready to go.
At the time we were recording,
but not at the time this episode will be released.
There are some Thanksgiving flavors that exist.
And Emilie and I made the executive decision, let's just not get the Thanksgiving flavors,
because we've already got like 18 things to taste,
and there's a Christmas cake, which we'll get to, which we can also have,
that'd be similarly seasonal.
So let's just do that.
And how did that make me?
You were fucking livid.
You were furious.
You were angry.
Yeah, because you wanted the Thanksgiving flavors
And you made Amelia go back and get the Thanksgiving flavors and bring them for you
What if I had fired Amelia? How would you how would that make you feel?
It's
You would even you feel like such an asshole if that had happened.
The plan would have worked fine, except Amelia mentioned the Thanksgiving flavors.
No, I knew about the Thanksgiving flavors.
You knew about Thanksgiving flavors.
I wanted to do about them too.
Oh, that was the issue.
But I was kind of grateful that we weren't going to have them.
Yeah.
But then, she freaked out and then we did have them.
We did get them.
I knew once they came up, we were going to get them.
So the Thanksgiving flavors are Parker House rolls
with salted buttercream, cheesy potato casserole,
turkey stuffing and cranberry sauce.
So those middle two kind of the more the day are flavors.
And I will say that mom's been go pie and pumpkin
and ginger snap pie that's a vegan flavor.
She was starting to worth it.
Should we start the Thanksgiving flavor?
Yeah, this is her idea.
Yeah.
The Parker House rolls with salted buttercream was bombed.
That was great.
That was really good.
That was really good.
Delicious. I was surprised. I was surprised. It was really good.
Delicious.
I was surprised.
The turkey stuffing and the cheesy potato casserole and even the pumpkin ginger snap
pie for me didn't love them.
No, I got the joke.
Well, yeah.
It is very, there's a very strong stuffing flavor in the turkey one.
I didn't really taste the turkey that much, but it tastes like stuffing and cranberry.
Yeah.
And then did you eat any of these or not?
Yeah, I had the pumpkin one, which I always like trying vegan ice crams, but sometimes
there's like almost like a crispness in them.
It's like an icy character too.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how I felt like that one.
And now one had that quality that isn't my favorite in a vegan ice cream.
I didn't try to, I think the Parker was in the same thing as the turkey and I didn't,
I didn't want any meat.
Parker meat, so I didn't know what I did.
I didn't even.
Parker's sneaky, but I think probably because it's salted buttercream.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, it's just going to be good almost no matter what.
And the, the role was sort of, it's in texture for the mix.
I thought that was good.
The pumpkin and ginger snap pie was the vegan one.
The mom's mango pie was the other one.
They go as the same thing.
They go as the same thing.
The pumpkin pie was pretty good.
You said you revealed something here
is that you don't, you're not a huge fan of pumpkin pie.
I'm not a massive pumpkin pie fan
which should be disclosed for anyone.
I also am not a huge pumpkin pie.
And I do like it.
I like it, yeah. Maybe rather of a sweet potato pie, butosed for anyone after that. I also am not a huge part of that. And I do like it. I like it, yeah.
Maybe rather of a sweet potato pie,
but I like a pumpkin pie.
He's also got a crazy,
ill pumpkin's a fruit, not a vegetable.
That is kind of crazy.
It's crazy.
That is kind of fucking crazy.
Fuck, it's fucking fucking crazy.
What's the last horror movie to have one best picture?
May it silence the lamp?
Must have been in Paris.
I mean, Paris, I do wanna count,
but that's a lamp is kind of it in a way, the old man. Get out, shoot a. Oh, yeah.
There you go. Yeah. What was that? What was that? Silence the Lambs? 91. 91. Wow.
You're supposed to get out. What one? I don't, because I don't remember what didn't win in a year.
I don't know. Also, that's where I actually really fall apart the last 10 years. Got it.
Well, if I order a fruit cup, there's a chance I get a, they can be a pumpkin?
It's a possibility, I guess,
if someone wants to be really literal about what food cup,
food prep, fruit cup means.
Yeah.
No, that actually could like, that could very much happen.
You could go somewhere in order of fruit cup.
They might just hand you a pumpkin.
It might be all pumpkin, yeah.
Then mark my words, I will never order fruit again.
And how often do you now? Oh, you know, you know, you know, you know, that's not true.
Victor, my fruit, the fruit stand guy who I get.
There's the best fruit stand.
That's got.
Yeah, yeah, Victor from the green, the green goblin from just for laughs.
He has a fruit stand car.
Victor is such a purve. He has a fruit stand cart. You can victor.
victor is such a perv.
We've talked about this before.
I just know he's that weird like.
He's French.
Yeah, he's a fricinator.
Ooh, victor.
My mom was just here.
I was having a bit of a, how do you put this?
A mental break.
OK, sorry.
And I found old Jess for laugh stuff,
and I found an old Victor toy,
and she's like, you should throw that away,
and I did not throw it away.
I kept my Victor toy, because Victor means a lot to me.
To me, was that, is it on display?
It's on display, of course.
To me, that's what comedy is.
He, you look at Victor and you laugh.
Yes.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
And it is Mickey Mouse?
The Parker House rules is the only one I would get again,
but I did like the mom's mango pie as well.
Of the classics.
Okay, so Neil, you were talking about vegan ice cream.
I will oftentimes give myself a treat,
which is a vegan ice cream from Salt and Straw,
even though I am a dairy dude,
just because I have like such a gastrointestinal after effect
from eating just straight up ice cream,
but they're vegan ice creams I can get away with. And their freckled mint chocolate chip is like
probably my favorite like vegan ice cream. Yeah, I think it's great. That's fantastic. I couldn't
believe it was vegan. Yeah, it's really good. It really hits just like mint chip. And there was
another vegan one in there with it, right? Yes, the very and very coconut sherbet, which is another
good one. That one tastes a little bit more vegany.
Yeah, I was like, sure, it's aren't my fate.
I never really order one.
I will say though, the flavor of it was good.
Yeah, totally.
And a guy that's talking about Marian Berry.
Yes.
Is it name for Marian?
Is it name for Marian Berry?
No, it's not name for the flavor.
I think people are Marian Berry.
Oh, the bear has a funny name.
Is a name that sounds like a berry you can get.
Oh, it's a berry. Before a get. Oh, it's a berry.
Before a berry.
Yeah, it was a berry before the guy.
Slightly different.
Yeah.
Okay, fruit.
It was another fruit.
Hmm.
Another fruit, like pumpkin.
We're trying to pumpkin his fruit.
Yeah, I'm married.
I bet fruit, the headless horseman puts on his head.
Oh, God damn it.
Yeah, you know what?
That takes a lot of the fear of the headless horseman out damn it. I can't damn it. I can't damn it. I can't damn it. I can't damn it. I can't damn it.
I can't damn it.
Yeah, you know what?
That takes a lot of the fear of the,
and he's almost without him.
Yeah.
I've got it.
I mean, now you can now,
I'll stand up to him next time I,
I see him.
Peanut butter, brittle caramel fudge,
the third of the vegan flavors.
I think that was also hidden.
That was, that was, that was,
was there a different peanut butter?
No, that was the only one.
No, that was the only one.
That one was maybe my favorite of all of them. Yeah, delightful delightful. That was very good. We book into it with a we did. I like the the mall. You haven't said it yet. The chocolate brownie one. Yeah, I did say it. Oh, well, then you said brownie one was bomb as hell.
That was good as hell. I know the coffee was really good. I like your coffee. My favorite the dairy ones. I'll say this. They some of them. were two in one cup, and the coffee and the fudge brownie one
were kind of mixed together and it worked.
Yeah, yeah, they're like complemented each other.
Yeah, they kind of melted together
this ice cream thing.
You guys ever complement the guests?
Yeah, oh yes.
Have we not been doing it enough?
You guys are great.
You guys are, you guys are doing really good.
You just mission?
Yeah, such a great.
You're being very funny. We're having a good time. I think you've done great. You look great,. You guys are. You guys are doing really good. You just fished? Yeah, so great. You guys are great.
You're being very funny.
We're having a good time.
You've done great.
You look great.
I like your hair cut.
What do I need to do?
I do, too.
No, no, no.
We got the clothes.
You guys look great.
We love you guys.
Oh, is that a new one with self-taxap?
It is.
It is.
Oh no.
This is a new self-taxap.
Wow, it makes me want to give you
the rodeo treatment.
Yes.
And then you've crossed out of the compliment.
Oh, there's something out there.
You know, I think you were a great friend.
And you have great opinions on ice cream.
You made me less scared of the headless horseman.
I think you're a great guy.
Really good quality.
This couch is nice.
That's going to be your speech at Neil's wedding.
Neil, maybe let's hear the headless horseman This couch is nice. That's gonna be your your speech and heels winning
It also he was there when I met my lovely one
Brodieos just dead. You know rodeos bronze now.
This is not me from doing what I do.
All right, I think the, the honey lavender, I get it, but for me, the lavender based ice cream is just
not like, you know, for my palette, I don't love it as much as I know some people do.
Strawberry honey balsamic with black pepper, a lot going on here.
I think it was working for some of us.
Going into that one, I was like, I'm not going to like this.
Yes.
And then I did.
Both of those were ones where I was like like, in rodeo's prods,
damn it, it'll never end.
No, yeah.
That was why I thought it was funny.
That's why it's a perfect life partner.
Anytime you want.
Both of those, the strawberry and the lavender,
fit the category where I'm glad they give little sample spoons.
Yeah, right.
I don't even want a full scoop of either of those, but I like having one little taste. fit the category where I'm glad they give little sample spoons. Yeah, right.
I don't even want a full scoop of either of those, but I like having one little taste.
Like, oh, it's not exactly what I want my dessert meal to be.
I would put the olive oil one in that category.
Yeah, I actually want to go out and like the more stronger flavor after those.
I was like, how does it feel not as prominent?
Well, we have a big thing to talk about still.
Yes, that's right.
And that is Dwayne.
Dwayne, can I say one more thing?
Please.
I often, when I get Salmon Strog,
get the Chocolate Chip Cookie dough one and love it.
It's a very, very good version of that.
And it's kind of a mainstay in my house.
We should have had that one at,
and one of the cups, but maybe it got buried.
But yeah, that is a good flavor.
That is a good go to flavor.
Salted Multichocolat of Cokido.
So yes, for the season,
there is a Christmas collaboration
with Dwayne the Rock Johnson for Dwanta Clause,
which is the Rock Santa Alter Ego.
And we got the Nutty Cake,
which is a caramel chocolate and whiskey ice cream cake.
We were told it also includes peanuts.
And it's very chocolatey.
The whiskey is, you know, is there,
I mean, here's the thing.
I don't have a need this thing.
Like, I guess you bring it to a party.
I guess that's the reason it exists.
But it's like, do I need this ice cream cake
from this artist in parliament?
Would I rather just have a scoop in a cone?
Does anyone get excited about it?
Do I need the rock Johnson crossover ice cream cake
at the holiday party? I don't know if it's
in the flavor. I mean, I would show up with a big old cake, I guess.
It's got a gimmick to it. And it's like, oh, it's from Salt and Straw. I know Salt and
Straw. Yeah. It's really dense. Like, very dense. I, the flavors were fine to me. No,
I, I look, I had like a, a, like, 16th of the cake, like a small little, like, half
sliver. And I was like, I do not need any more of this.
So.
I just want to get, yeah.
I just want to say this.
Santa Claus, it's work.
I book a lot.
We were talking about this.
That's right.
And Julian the Rock Johnson's coming in
and taking the role of Santa Claus.
Yeah, I think it's an outrage.
And to be clear, the reason you're mad about that
is because he's fit.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
We want to be clear, the reason I'm mad about is because he's fit. Yes, yes. We want to be clear. The reason I'm out about is because he's fit. Okay, got it. But
Why is the Jack San does not fun? That's not that's that's I think it can be fun. Why not? You can have a Jack Santa
You can have a different Santa with a different body type
You didn't read one
What the hell
Duane's movie where he's Jackson?
Is that what it's that's what it's called?
It's a nighty called redone, I don't know.
I'd be called redone.
Buckewations are clear.
Yeah, I don't know if I saw it type of what I saw.
Two tickets to redone.
Santhus.
The role of Santhus made for big sloppy guys.
Oh, he read one.
2023.
Red one is the.
It is a Jake Kassden movie with the Wayne, the rock Johnson, I guess, as Santa and
Curen and Shipco also in it.
That's one and JK Simmons.
Oh, he's a Sam and his.
Okay, that's what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was in JK Simmons's ripped his hell. Yeah, sure is. Yeah, he's what it is. Yeah. Wow. It was in JK Simons' ripped his hell.
Yeah.
He sure is.
Yeah.
He was in tomorrow war.
I took a picture with him in my mom and my sister.
Oh, it's right.
Oh my God.
I know.
Yeah.
I talked to him once.
We've talked about tomorrow war.
I love that movie.
Do you really?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
That makes me happy.
It was a treat seeing you and Sam in there.
Oh, yeah.
He's great.
Sam is great. The alien swarm sequences in that movie are really good.
They're the white spikes.
The white spikes?
Yeah.
The white spikes.
Yeah, I'm a big sci-fi person,
so when people get alien stuff, good action wise,
it makes me very excited.
I thought they did a good job.
Yeah.
And what's the pandemic put on Amazon?
I thought I thought it did.
Also, that movie has like six endings,
which is incredible.
It is, it goes along a lot longer. But I was was I was happy about it. I was like, oh,
I'm so good. We did a screening of it at our house. This was celebrating it when it came
out and I cried when I died. We all did.
You know what I was doing. We shot a scream louder, post-credits scene with Mitch and then aired it like on the, uh, uh,
Oh, we didn't tell them your guests.
We didn't tell the guests and then after the movie ended, a post-credits scene that we made with Mitch.
We should post that. Have we got to find it? We should post that.
What happened to you come back to life? Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, if we could find it, we should post that. What happened, you come back to life?
Yeah, the cow on the lift in the end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I, I considered that though the cannon ending.
Oh, but it's the only way I watched it.
Any of the thoughts on that cake, the naughty cake?
I thought it was fine.
Yeah.
Here's what I'll say, and we talked about this a little before too.
The celebrity crossover food events, I am just kind of a sucker for it.
I think it's silly, and I think people get them to be ironic or whatever.
But I got the offset,en-Rays nuggets.
Yes.
I wasn't thinking about getting Halen-Rays that day
and then I was like, I love Halen-Rays.
I wonder if the nuggets are super good
and then I got them and they were like, fine.
Yeah.
Not as good as their normal stuff
or else they'd probably do nuggets all the time.
But, what are you gonna say?
You had like a new mommy burger, right?
Wait, did you really?
I did.
Wow.
During Brooklyn nine-nine times,
there was a Sam Burger at Umami. And it was like a- I can't believe we didn't eat the fucking Sam Burger. Dude,
it was good. It was good. And really fun, like figuring out what it was gonna be. Cause they,
they do a big call and they're like, what are some of the things you really like that you
would want us to try? And I gave them like five ideas and then me and all my friends went and tried
all these different burgers and then like voted.
Oh man.
And the one we ended up doing was a Chicago dog themed burger.
Oh, that's fun.
That rules.
It was so good.
I crave it all the time and I always wish they still had it.
And then another one I suggested to them was like a Korean barbecue burger and now they
have one.
That rules.
Like they didn't, we didn't use it for mine, but they just put it on the menu.
They should call that the Sam burger
or bring back the Sam burger, I say.
Is Umami burger still happening?
They're still around, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I would beg them to redo the Sam burger
and call it whatever they want.
I just want to eat it.
It was so delicious.
Bring it back, yeah.
Umami, so we talked about it before,
a place that expanded very quickly,
yeah, then hit some hard times,
but then they came back a little bit
the last time we were there.
No, they were on the upswing last time we visited it.
What point in your life did you come to understand
that Sandberg could become Sandburger?
And was there ever a Sandburger before
your collaboration with Umami?
I was called Sandburger by people like at summer camp
at the time.
Okay, sure, yeah.
Also, Sandburgler.
Oh, that's fun.
Mm-hmm. And then it kind of changed to be sandbags, like at summer camp in the back. Okay, sure, yeah. Also, Sam Burgler. Oh, that's fun.
And then it kind of changed to be sandbags. Just less good, but you know,
you take what people give you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was Mitchell.
I was Mitchell, they called me quite a bit.
Mitchell?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Billy Mitchell?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My dad was Bill Mitchell,
but they call me like a Wu Tang would call me Mitchell.
But they call your dad the Wammer.
They call my dad the Wammer.
So you're talking about the Wu Tang clan?
Uh, I'm a friend named Wu Tang.
That's right.
Adam Wu, that's right.
We call him Wu Tang.
Okay.
And my dad was the Wammer.
Yeah.
It sounds like, which is a cool sounding name.
Great name.
And he had a pretty big dick as well.
So, yeah, the Wammer with the hammer.
Yeah. It's interesting. You say that because I've never heard
a dick referred to as a Wemmer. Do you remember passing through his dick when you
were conceived? Yeah, you know, I was like, a lot of space to get through here.
Yeah, who's the lucky lady?
That's money one more break we're back in our forex scores right after this and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and So, Neil, you've done the podcast before. Andy, here's how this will work. We will each go around, give a closing argument, if you will,
and end that by giving it a score from zero to five forks.
Neil, why don't we start with you?
Your thoughts, your forks score.
Um, I can't imagine what they could do better.
I thought it was great.
Wow.
You know what, the only thing I would say is,
I feel like a couple of other of the ice cream places
maybe have a slightly higher
percentage of vegan flavors than one or two more.
And I do skew toward those when they're in option.
You try those especially like when there are seasonal ones,
I wish there'd be sort of one or two more,
instead of just like one of the seasonal ones being vegan.
But you know, that's just in a dream world.
So I'll give it five forks.
Five spoons, I guess in this scenario, right?
I think you should.
I meant to say in this scenario, five spoons.
Okay, that's fair.
That's good.
That makes more sense to me.
How often do something get five forks and or spoons?
It's probably very often.
So, it's the guest on everyone.
Yeah, we're all on the same day.
Okay, Neil though famously gave pizza one for.
That's right.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I could think of many things that they could have
prove upon, but this one I thought, yeah.
Now at both ends of the spectrum from one fork to five for.
Yeah, first off, like, why are you being so mean
to loan star and barf?
Yeah, you're talking.
Yeah. Is it my turn? Yeah, you're okay. This is a tough one for me because I, as I mentioned,
am a big salt and straw fan.
Yeah.
If I was just getting the ones I love,
it would be a no brain or five spoons.
However, the gimmicky stuff they do tastes bad to me sometimes.
And even though they are doing it, I think, on purpose
in the Harry Potter jellybean way,
I think it's a lot of fun. However, the gimmicky stuff they do tastes bad to me sometimes.
And even though they are doing it,
I think on purpose in the Harry Potter jelly bean way,
it makes it difficult to be like,
there's this place that makes edible things
and some of them taste bad to me.
So I think I'm gonna say,
if you know what you're ordering,
easy five spoons, definitely some of it,
not my favorite ice cream in the LA area,
but as someone with like a soul and a conscience,
I probably have to say like four and a half,
four and a half, still right in the group.
Yeah, but I mean, I really liked the stuff there that I like.
Wow.
Okay, my turn.
We were gonna do this place for a long time.
I also was gonna open up the episode
with an impression, you remember this. It was gonna open up the episode with an impression.
You remember this.
It was gonna be Donnie Brasco meets Donnie Darko.
I don't remember this.
When did you bring this up?
Why aren't you gonna do it now?
Yeah, you should do it.
Because I realized that it was the last time
when we were originally gonna do it.
Yeah, I was gonna do it.
And I was like, God, I'm gonna go on to cover
with this rabbit.
I don't know, something like that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I thought it would be fun to do on this episode and I never brought it up. I'm just saying things. I'm just like, it's my turn to talk.
I'm going to get it out.
Yeah.
It's your podcast.
I also wanted to say like,
safty, safty is one verse two.
Like I had a rhyme for which I was going to choose.
Are you all right?
You seem not not okay.
I'm okay.
I promise I'm okay.
Your microphone's calling the phone. It looks I'm okay. Your microphone's falling apart. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Cube. Can we just cube pull off?
Mike, like,
it's half these, half these, one versus two, which of the two do I most approve?
That's what I was gonna say.
Perfect.
And I think I go with Benny is my choice.
Finally, sure, we're going back for it.
Yeah.
Mike Flagg could be a nickname for Mitch.
He could be Mike Flagg, a patriotic version of yourself.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
I'm a patriarist fan that makes sense.
Yeah.
I suppose that's the other one again.
Mike Mitchell.
Look, Salt and Straw, I'm glad that I got everything I had to say out.
Salt and Straw, we've talked about fancy ice cream places.
Nancy Pelosi has a lot in her freezer.
Do you like Jenny? She likes Jenny. Yes. That's why I think I was trying to get in. We've talked about fancy ice cream places. Nancy Pelosi has a lot in her freezer.
Do you like Jenny?
She likes Jenny.
Yes.
That's why I think I was trying to get in.
That's why I was there.
The reason I was at January 6th is because of Jenny's ice cream.
But Salt and Straw, there's some weird flavors, but what they do, well, they do very well. And, uh, I, who doesn't like a nice scoop, Wigz?
I sure do.
From the, uh, from the man down at the, uh, the, the newspaper.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
You're just trying to name people from different walks of life, is that what you're trying to do?
No, I mean, like, also like a scoop, you know what I'm saying?
Like, uh, oh, yeah. What kind I'm saying? Like a, oh yeah.
What kind of extra ecstasy, yeah.
For woodwork and about Bernstein.
Bradley.
Yeah.
Who doesn't like a scoop is the bottom line?
Certainly the people that are raising, Brian.
That's the thing.
They like it too.
Yeah.
As long as I could remember, I like to,
I, as far back as I could remember,
I like to ice cream. back as I could remember I like
I I think I got to go with our guests here. I don't know whether to go for four and a half spoons or five spoons.
Go with four and a half,
because you basically reset what I said worse.
Four and a half spoons.
All right.
There we go.
We're going to be ballpark buds here,
because I'm the same general areas everyone here.
I do like salt and straw a lot of affection for this place.
I don't know if you're going to be able to do that. I'm going gonna be ballpark buds here. Because I'm the same general areas everyone here.
I do like salt and straw ball out of affection for this place.
I'm not sure where it ranks versus like a Van Lewin or a,
honestly, might like Van Lewin a little bit more.
They do better vegan.
Exactly, they got a few more options.
They got a few more options for vegan.
Genies is good.
We had a great time at Genies.
We, there's a sweet rose creamer,
which is more LA focused, but that's another
of these sort of, these artisan upscale parlors
that I like a little bit more than this place.
But I do like this a lot.
I understand that, again, as we've all said,
that the gimmicky flavors are part of their marketing
more so than meant to be something that you eat,
but you can go very awry by eating that.
Here's my question for the panel.
Does anyone
want to guess how much the dwanta, I'm sorry, the dwanta nutty cake, the dwayne, the rock
johnson nutty cake cost?
$20.
Mitch has 20.
$35.
You'll have $35.
$75.
And he's going low with $75. Would you believe that cost $89?
No way.
So this is the thing you have to know about this place.
You may under some sticker shot.
I hate you.
That's why.
Isn't that insane?
And I would love to be in a movie with Dwayne Johnson.
But that's a lot.
For just because of its nature and because I know you That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. for forks even for this place. But that's what puts it in the golden play club, Mitch. You were the big reveal of the $89 cake.
I had no idea.
That's crazy.
Isn't that insane?
That is wild.
I mean, the offset nuggets were $7,000.
I think it was a record label play.
I guess somehow packaged it.
Andy, you've been in heavy rotation in the commercial breaks
of NBA games.
You have a corona,
series of corona spots, I believe,
with Snoop Dogg.
I do.
What was it, did you have it?
My fellow Long Beach Poly Hi-Alom Snoop Dogg,
did you have, like, what did you, had you worked with him
before, what was that experience like?
We had done a song with Snoop, lonely island.
Of course, yes, yes.
I felt like in Shane, but we didn't meet him on that.
He just sent back the verse and we were like in heaven.
And then he came when we shot the movie pop star, he showed up and shot a quick cameo in one scene and was
super nice. But then when I got asked to do those, the reason I said yes was because it
was snow. Right. I just grew up loving snow. Everyone says he's great. And they let me and
Jake Samoski ride a lot of them. So that was also a reason why I wanted to see it. Because I knew we could try and make them funny.
But he was super mellow.
He loves TV and movies.
Wow.
He really is.
That's great.
He's very laid back energy,
but you can tell he really pays attention
and he was referencing all kinds of shit.
And when I would suggest jokes and stuff,
he'd be like, oh yeah, that's like this or like that.
He knew all the reference points.
Wow. Like could name a best picture winner for like, oh yeah, that's like this or like that's like that. He knew all the reference points. Wow. Yeah.
Like could name a best picture winner for like 1987.
Yeah.
What's that?
87 was at the last emperor.
Wow.
Guys of freakish.
That's awesome.
My buddy, Chankton stood on my shoulders at this when Snoop played slope day at Cornell and
Snoop saw Chankton.
That's cool.
Did he acknowledge him?
Yeah.
He was like, look at that.
So that was kind of cool. What's your friend's name? Chankton. That's cool. Did he acknowledge him? Yeah, he was like, look at that. So that was kind of cool.
What's your friend's name?
Chankton.
Charlie Ackton.
It was like Chankton.
No, I won't do it all.
He didn't know.
Where's Wu-Tang?
Yeah.
I have a couple of questions for you.
The one is for the both of you.
Yeah.
So Digmin, he's a world traveler explorer.
And by the way, Mitch is also a voice on Dignan.
I am a voice on Dignan, right?
I had a blast doing it.
I don't know how the ratings for my specific moment were,
but hopefully I hope they were good.
Yeah, the paddles went through the roof.
So two questions.
One, did you like my Donnie Brasco meets Donnie Darko thing?
And two, if you could take any sort of food from around the globe
and make it something that's more readily available in the States,
like Digmin is a world traveler.
I say, you know, like, like I'm saying, like some sort of food from a,
from a different country
and make it more readily available in the US.
What would it be?
That's a good question.
Okay, I can start.
I didn't like your impression.
It was lazy.
I didn't like it.
And then I recently was in Greece.
When I was going there, my friend,
Akiva was like, oh, I went to Greece last year.
You got to get Mamos beer.
Oh, okay, wow. And Phillips was there. Oh to Greece last year, you gotta get Mamos beer. Oh, okay, wow.
And Phillips was there.
Oh, me and Phillips got a bunch of Mamos beer,
and I will say we enjoyed it quite a bit,
and now that I'm here, I'm like,
I can go for ice cold Mamos.
What is it, is it like a Pilsner?
What kind of beer is it?
Greek.
Okay.
Like a lighter beer, darker beer?
It's like a Suzuki.
That's making me think of lighter. A lighter, a lighter.
A lighter, okay.
That's making me think just of something else
from the continent that, you know,
and I've never crossed a notion,
but I've read about the notion of the French tacos,
which is completely foreign from our idea of a taco.
It's like an Algerian dish.
It's Algerian like, you know, wrapped flatbread
that's got like, you know, fries and like cheese
and like halal meat in it.
Sounds great. I was like, I'd love to have some French tacos with their available states.
I guess that would be my answer.
That's pretty good.
I wasn't asking you, but Neil, what's your...
When I lived in Japan, I loved soba, hot and cold.
Oh, yeah, sure.
That was something I...
And that was something I, like we moved back to the States and we'll go get the ingredients to make it from like Asian markets and stuff like that and really love Soba.
And so I remember like also liking ramen fine, but like loving Soba.
And so it's as I've grown older and like there are ramen shops all around.
I'm like, I kind of wish there were sober shops more than ramen shops.
Yeah, you can find some, but that's not as much
of a thing available.
Yeah, so the questions, what do I use to use?
There's more of, I know there is, yeah, definitely some,
but I wish sober was more readily available in the US.
How much do you wish, like so bad?
Like, yeah, I would sober, do anything.
So bad.
I don't know.
Do you wish so bad? Uh-huh. Do you wish so bad? Do wish so bad.
Do wish so bad.
I do it. I give it all up.
Okay, great, great.
You give it all up.
Both of you didn't answer the second part of the question, but that's okay.
Did you have a, did you have something in mind when you asked this?
A world delicacy that you wish was more readily available stateside?
No. Okay. He's just hung up on the Brasco Darko thing. Oh, a world delicacy that you wish was more readily available to the state side? No.
Okay.
He's just hung up on the Brasco Darko thing.
Yeah, you guys just neither of you answered that.
But that's okay.
It's a thing, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, okay, that's fair, I like that answer.
A toasty, I like the toasties that I got in Ireland.
I like those quite a bit.
Okay.
Which they kind of do have here, but they were
like such a specific taste to them, I don't know.
I think the issue might be that Brasco and Darko
are similarly kind of like in the same tone.
You know, even though one's a little bit more horror
and abstract and the thinker and the other one's more mob movie,
it's like, I feel like if you had something
that was rubbed against it more like a Donnie Osmond,
you know, Donnie Osmond, Brasco or something,
I don't know, yeah, this is there.
I don't know if Brasco, Darko,
like qualify for like a family guy flashback or something.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Next on your return visit to Doe Boys,
I will have it nailed out.
Okay, okay.
Okay, what'd you try to get now?
Oh.
Oh, Jesus Louise, I'm going undercover.
There's a rabbit over there.
Oh.
Yeah. Okay. I think Mitch rabbit over there. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I think Mitch, it felt similar the first time, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, I mean look.
I think the thing that would help you is getting the family guy flashback in your bones.
So maybe you start with Peter Griffin, like saying that reminds me of the time.
And reminds me of the time Donnie Brasco met Donnie Daco.
There you go.
Hey, the pilot of Rook the Night,
I'm begins with you quoting Donnie Brasco, right?
It does, doesn't it?
Oh, well, well, well.
We're not too high above it anymore, right?
I didn't write it.
By the way, I did the Donnie Brasco meets Donnie Darker thing at a live show and it bombed then.
But I didn't know this has been in the work, you've been like testing it out.
I got to say, I'm pretty surprised you guys feel like it, because I've tried it live, it ain't shit!
And I put even less less effort and do it then. I
Yeah, before we get to our final segment, which we're sorry that we wasted so much of your time
in general.
We like it. Um, I, I, I that that's not really what you eat at the movie.
Mr. Pied and Red Vines is not my order.
It's not your order.
What?
Akeva wrote that line and I think there's a good chance that that is what a Kiva likes.
That's pretty interesting.
I'm a twizzler as man over Red Vines personally.
Yeah, I mean, I was pretty shocked.
It might have just been that we all think that saying Mr. Pied is funny.
It's funny, yeah.
Mr. Pied is where we're both fans of Mr. Pib.
It's a very good, so.
He's lost the, you know, he's lost the Mr.
now it's Pib extra.
But you find the Mill and Mr. Pib anywhere.
Mm-hmm.
What is your go-to movie order when you go to the movies?
And as you as well, Neil, someone who goes to quite a few movies.
Sure.
And you're not, you're not like a ticket.
No, I mean, outside of the actual,
yeah, purchase of the ticket.
Okay, yeah.
But what food would you order?
For me, I would get a big like ice cold,
either coke, classic or like a sprite.
Yeah.
And then big ol' popcorn, butter in in the middle and then a box of junior
mints I dumped in the popcorn. Wow. Okay. So you do that. You do the
mix. Yeah. A coat most people most people do a different candy than that.
If the classic one is a M and M peanut M and M's are M names. Yeah.
Quoppers. Quoppers. Quoppers.
Waffles are big. I just love Junior Mint, so I mix us together
and it works for me.
Wapar candy is to be clear. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, well, this dream scenario, we can have any soda. At ArcLite, they've,
ArcLite famously had a cherry coke dispenser.
The machine, the freestyle machine's not as good.
Neil, what's your answer?
You know, I feel like I do always just get popcorn
and I sometimes have in line.
I'm like, what's just something else I can get
that I'm gonna be even more excited about
and then I get a,
and I'm like, there really isn't anything.
I don't want the candies or anything.
It's just popcorn,
but I like places like Metrograph in New York
has like kind of a sort of seasoned popcorn.
I forget what's in it,
that I think is very good and night hawk and stuff.
So I'd say I like when there's kind of a fun
little twist on popcorn.
I worked at a movie theater in college
and they had Larry's season salt packets on the counter.
And yeah, that works.
Mm-hmm. Really well. I worked at a movie theater, Larry's season salt packets on the counter and yeah, that works
Really well, I yeah, I worked at a movie theater is I worked at a general cinema in brain tree I was a movie. I was a UA UA in Santa Cruz
I wanted to but I worked at pizza hut. What was everyone? What's everyone's pacing first?
That's where the score comes from
revenge
What's everyone's pacing for consuming snacks during a movie?
Because my problem is I get the nachos
and then I'm done with my whole tray
before the trailers are over.
I eat it all immediately and then watch the movie.
Yeah, that's pretty much what I do.
I usually get away up off
when I couldn't possibly finish and then
I'm kind of chowin' down.
Yeah, I sometimes try to like,
I'm like, okay, no more bites, this trailer.
And then, I mean, by 10 minutes into the movie,
I've stopped eating.
My mom would go to the movies as a family
and my mom would be like, let's just get one
and we'll share it.
And then the whole movie you're like, waiting.
Yeah, it's like, so.
That's it.
I think it back in the morning.
That's cool shit.
Would you ever do the popcorn trick?
With my family?
That's where Dicitavox comes from.
Literally, it's your mom being like,
what about that thing from Diner?
Oh, I love it.
Done.
Yeah.
That's mom, that's a mum bullshit.
I don't like that.
A thing that I've been doing recently,
well, mum's trying to pull bullshit like that.
And I'm just trying to save a little bit of my hand.
Oh, really?
We were so grateful to just get anything,
because she's like going to the natural store
and bring home carib clusters.
Oh man, right.
Hey, taste like Jargbert.
You're gonna be the best.
My friends mom would make popcorn drinks in the movie,
which I was gonna say why,
because that's what I've been doing a lot lately,
is I popped my own popcorn at the house.
That's right, there's a lot of fun.
I get a popcorn, and I was trying to think of the name
of the salt, there's a good salt to use.
I'm sure you have a man.
What kind of what device are you using to pop it?
Uh, it's like an air, I don't know.
It's like, I got it on an Instacart.
The guy brought it to me and I got corn with it.
Corn kernels with it.
Dory's falling apart.
I did get it.
It's some sort of popping machine.
I know that.
I can look it up.
I'll look it up.
We got to get to the second, too.
Yeah, let's do our second.
Okay, so we'll need our headphones for this.
I've got some food related jingles and Mitch and our guest must
just termin, which year they came out.
It's another edition of Jingle All the Way,
way spelled W-H-E-Y.
These are compiled by our friend,
the drop king, Robert Persinger.
The rules of Jingle All the Way,
as I grab my own headphones,
the closest guest without going over, wins a point.
If you guess the year exactly, you get two points.
That's the art and marine rule.
And if the game ends in a tie, the guest or guests win.
That's the Mitch Kenner rule.
So you want to underguest the year.
Yeah, it's kind of price is right style.
I don't like that rule, but it is what it is.
Well, again, as we've established, guests can introduce additional rules.
So if that ends up housing, we can amend how we play this game.
So today, the theme is ice cream jingles.
And the first one is from dairy queen.
This is, we treat you right.
And what year is it?
So you're going to guess.
Oh. So we're gonna guess. I discovered the dairy queen peanut buster parfait.
In the land of dairy queen, you right.
I do love that peanut buster parfait.
That's a great parfait.
That's some nice food photography there.
It looked like we were going through canyons, but it ended up being within a Sunday.
All right, Mitch, do you want to start?
Yes. We'll take turns going in. I found the popcorn maker. Okay, great. Yeah, within a Sunday. All right, Mitch, do you want to start?
Yes.
And we'll take turns going in.
I found the popcorn maker.
Okay, great.
It was a dash popcorn maker.
Mm-hmm.
Dash popcorn maker.
You make it.
Made by door dash.
Made by door dash.
Yeah.
And then, uh, and then Maldon, you know, the salt to Maldon.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you put some Maldon.
What's who's it?
We put some, so you put some Maldon salt on there's it? Mm-hmm. We put some, you put some malden salt on there
and it's good and some butter.
Anyways, I'm gonna go, this is an 80s ad to me, why?
So maybe it's 70s.
Okay.
But I would say late 70s, early 80s,
I'm gonna go to the year I was born 1982.
Which is going with 1982.
That's too early.
We're gonna find out.
Neil, what year do you think this Derek wings five?
This feels a little like maybe it came after the share of Coke thing.
So I'm gonna go, I'll go 74.
Got a father two year.
1974.
Yeah, I was gonna go 80s, but then the music kicked in
in the back third of it that was very disco.
Yes.
And maybe think this was late 70s,
and I'm tempted to go with the year I was born 78,
but if it's 77, I'll kill myself.
So I'm gonna say 77.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Andy, you're gonna win this,
because it actually came out as late as 1981,
if you can believe that.
That's a thing that I think we found Mitch with these spots
is they're always, they're always, yeah, but you were over.
They're always like a,
they're always a little bit behind pop culture at fee,
it feels like they're chasing the trends a little bit.
But yeah, 1981 is the answer,
Andy gets a point.
I've had a ice cream stain on my finger the entire episode.
I don't know if anyone noticed that.
I thought that was just a finger.
Dan Padley's gonna notice.
I'm gonna talk about how dope of a name Dan Padley is.
It's a good name.
Yeah, great name.
Actually, is it my finger bruised?
That's what I thought.
It might be.
As I was staring at that finger the whole time
All right, let's play the next one the next one is Basque and Robbins. Oh my god my son
Spot is called dig in dig in hey dig in dig in how about that hey?
That's like dig man I remember the song being popular. Huh.
Perhaps a clue with the styling of the caricatures at the end.
Oh, and then the little call sign.
Ooh, and that's actually pre-advanced graphics there.
Yeah, it kind of looks like a maybe a bit of a 3D treatment.
You're not into the same order.
We're gonna mix up the order so Neil, you'll start this time.
Okay, you know, Bask Robbins was, if I got a good report card,
that was my treat.
That was our local two Baskin Robbins.
Or like, you know, some of us get ice cream anyway, but I could get like a special,
like a brownie Sunday.
If my grades were good, I'm going to go, I'm going to go 77 this time.
1977.
Andy, what's a you? I thought the style of photography in it was distinctively 80s, but I don't want to
overshoot it. If I was trying to guess it on the nose, I'd say 84, but I'm going to
say 82 this time. 1982. That's the year my birth. Yes, I know that now.
I got to go earlier than both of you.
Wow, maybe surprisingly earlier.
Wow, 1922.
Wow, I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876.
I thought she was 1876. I thought she was 1876. I thought she was 1876. I thought she was 1876. I think you're all going to be shocked to hear this came out in 1987.
Wow.
My original guest was 84.
You know what?
The graphic being sort of a 3D graphic,
should it?
Yeah, a little bit of a...
Yeah, the 20s they didn't have too many 3D graphics either.
No, yeah, that's why there's no reference to a 3D graphic in the Great Gatsby.
The next spot is another dairy queen.
This is Meet Me at DQ.
Meet me where it always feels like summertime.
Swing a whistle.
No.
You sound it.
You sound about me.
One in the spawn around the bend.
Meet me at the dune.
No.
We're feeling never ends.
Meet me at DQ. I heard about a mountain that I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I really like Mel and Campey. Yes. Yeah.
All right, Andy, you will begin this time.
I liked America when I was like that.
It's the craziest thing about that song.
The craziest thing about that song, which is a dumpster fire.
Yeah.
Is it actually shares almost a melody with a really great Joanna Sternberg song?
Whoa. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Anyway, I'm gonna say...
96.
1996.
My reasons are my own.
Spoon Man, what do you think?
As far back as I can remember, I liked ice cream, I said.
I don't go with the year that the good fellas
was was made and then nominated for best picture, 1990.
What one over the fellas?
1990 is dances of wolves.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, well.
Oh, what do you think? 93, yeah. 12. Oh, I
deal. What do you think?
93. I'll say 1993.
Samberg is killing it here.
Yeah.
That's one.
This ad came out.
If you can believe it, 1999.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was the right before why 2k. Yeah, I come to think of it
was right before Y2K. Yeah, that's wild. Did that commercial come out on New Year's Eve?
The next one is from Friendly's New England chain. This is called Summer Time as a Friendly's Time.
I got a one-off here, okay.
Summer time is a friendlies time, and easy time, a friendlies time.
Summer time is a friendlies time, summer time is here.
Now at Friendlies, you can enjoy the world's best three-scoop ice cream sundae for just $199.
And our famous ice cream or frozen yogurt cone for just ninety nine cents.
One ninety nine sunbays and ninety nine sand cones at friendlies.
A Neil Andy have you ever had friendlies because I would not have had it had it not
been for a tour show for this podcast.
I think I have in my life.
Yeah.
It's not ever been in like the rotation.
Yeah, I'll take you.
I've never had.
I'm familiar with the change. A lot of you'll share the clip on the video feed.
A lot of the shots there, the B-roll kind of things
where you could have put into,
if you're doing the gag of people are starting to have sex.
Oh yeah, right.
It was a lot of like a flower blooming.
Like, that's a, you know,
so much of ripping all over.
Yeah, right.
I was wondering why I was getting so horny over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure one shot of that bronze horse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mitchell guessing first here.
I gotta go with, uh, hmm.
Celtics were still, you know, they were still hot.
Larry Bird is in his last, you know, like 88 is what I was gonna say in 1988.
86 was the last time they went with Bird, right?
Or do they win in 88?
Um, I'm trying to remember the sequence.
I guess you know this is a Lakers fan.
86, 87, I believe was the Lakers most dominant.
And they think they went back to back in 87, 88. I think I think the Celtics Lakers fan, 86, 87, I believe was the Lakers most dominant. And they think they went back to back 87, 88.
I think the Celtics 185, 86.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the great Celtics game or the best of those three championships.
Uh, Neil, what do you, uh, what do you want to say here?
I'm going to say 2005.
2005, okay.
Really?
I got to take some risk here, I don't know, I got to live.
And it's anyone's game because of the Art and Marine rule.
If we get it on the dot, you get two points.
So anyone can cut into Andy.
Andy gets it on the dot, then we're fucked.
That's true, Andy, what do you think?
I was gonna say 85.
1985 is the guess.
It's 2005, I'm gonna shit.
You're not gonna shit because it came out in 1996,
which means Mitch wins it.
Yes.
I want the board.
Mitch is on the board.
Ah, and let's see, wait, how many?
I think we have one more.
That song was bad.
Yeah, I was down.
It was like someone like riffing.
Yeah.
I'm a friend, is a friend,
is a friend, is a friend, it's a friend, is a friend, is a friend. It's like someone like riffing. Yeah. Hemotown is a friend these time, it's a friend these time.
It's a friend these time.
It's like Michael Jackson was just like humming,
he hadn't written the words yet.
One's demos.
There's the dunno dunno dunno
friend these time.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
We have one left.
So this one will decide this game this is another
dary queen ad this is what that's what i like about
texas
was a lot of the year of the last
taxes at one point we were our own country
remember the alimony and the world's first rodeo was right here in picas
texas
no one else i like
right now dq i get a state-finger country basket
or delicious dude combo with the drink and fries for just five bucks and
Check it out the pumpkin pie Blizzard is back
Dude, you know you won't
So definitely the most modern are the ones we've seen the URL at the end the
So definitely the most modern or the ones we've seen, the URL at the end, the social media graphics,
however, it's still in the four by three aspect ratio,
so seems to be a HD, at least those are clues I'm catching.
Who started last time?
I started last time.
Okay, so Neil, you're up.
What was the answer for the last one?
It was 1996.
Wow, that was so much later.
My guess is gonna be, it's before Obama was like,
that that is a George W. Bush era ad campaign. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna be, it's before Obama was like that that is a George W. Bush era ad campaign.
So I'm gonna, I'm gonna go 2006, 2006.
I'm just kind of floored finding out that the D and DQ stands for dude.
That was an ad that was not, I didn't know those existed.
Yeah. Tell me neither.
How about, I'll say, savory menu items?
No, just the Texas-
Oh, just the Texas-
So, so directed only at one air.
Yes, right.
Like there's never like a California one of those
for McDonald's or something.
No, no, not really.
Welcome to California.
I guess DQ's big in Texas.
Apparently.
Like I kind of look like I'm Scott also, right?
He did look a little bit like.
Look at the thick Adam Scott.
This was kind of the prequel to Severance.
This is kind of.
I'm stalling. I don't have a good guess. Look at a thick Adam Scott. This was kind of the prequel to Severance. This is kind of...
I'm stalling, I don't have a good guess.
I think, what did you say 2005?
2006, I believe.
2006, yeah.
I'm gonna say 2005.
2005, wow.
You're a graduate of college.
There is social media stuff on there, like you said.
Yes.
Oh, it might be later.
Which is Mike flag just fell off again.
There you go.
It's just not my day today.
It is my dick.
I didn't react.
It's a dead zone.
Do my change, Chris.
Oh, boy.
I'm going to go, it's not 2001, but that covers everything before it.
I'm gonna say 2001, the year I graduated high school.
Everyone is gonna end up on the board,
but Andy is going to win.
Neal takes this one because this one came out,
if you can believe it, in Obama's second term,
23rd.
Wow. I can believe it. I can believe it. in Obama's second term, 23rd. Wow.
I can believe it.
I can believe it.
I thought it was like, we all love W and here's the,
now we love Texas.
It was boring, probably we hate Obama.
Yeah, I guess so.
I think that explains some of the separate sentiment.
All right, that was our, that was a,
jingle all the way, spelled W-H- W H E Y just like a restaurant value feedback
Let's open to the feedback today's emails from Luke M Luke writes
If you could only eat foods that start with one letter of the English alphabet what letter are you going with?
P P for me. Did you say P? Yeah, P. Why P?
Pizza pasta
popcorn mm-hmm YP pizza pasta
popcorn
Denise I got it everyone yeah
Venus for rodeo. Penis for rodeo. Penis for rodeo. Yeah, put them down with OPP. Pony penis.
Pony penis.
Pony penis.
Got a pee for you.
Yeah, sushi, scallops, spaghetti.
Oh.
Yeah, it's kind of almost like, I wonder if the way is to work
backward from one thing that you can open anchor a bunch of things like like I was almost just thinking
Be immediately because that gives you bread and then with bread you have a lot of leeway and bread beans burritos
Yeah, yeah beef, you know bananas berries
Rotwurst. It's not like the peanuts. He said no pee for you. I don't know if you heard it
Hey, do you have an answer? a P Nazi. So no P for you. I don't know if you heard it. Um. Ha. Ha.
Ah, Eddie, do you have any answer?
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Z.
Ha.
Okay.
Yeah.
Dukeini ZD.
Dukeini ZD's Argnuts.
Ha.
Alright.
Zargdots.
Ha.
There was a lot.
Ha.
Zazzles.
Zazzles are big.
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New.
I'm symbol flam.
So are the burgers.
They'll get me started on this award.
Did the burgers.
I think B is pretty good.
There's a case for C as well.
Because like, you know, you get, you get chicken, you get cheese, you get chips and crackers. You know, it's a good, C as well, because like, you know, you get you get chicken, you get cheese,
you get chips and crackers.
You know,
In the seawater.
You get a C word.
Yeah.
But B you get butto.
Yeah,
See as a cup.
We're thinking,
You get calm.
Yeah,
You don't because your wife is bronze.
I'm just thinking this will probably be our most listened to episode. I
Just thinking this will probably be our most listened to So sorry
Your husband your husband
My husband apologies. Hi rodeo. Yeah, it also it depends on how like how do you do want to include categories like to see to get you
cruciferous vegetables or is that like kind of like?
Oh, you're not cheating. That's why I was gonna say that maybe is a good
game only Luke M. can answer that question.
That's true. That's a good point.
You know, I pick F. Food.
What's that? Fuck you.
Yeah, that's the GD for more wishes.
Food and fountain sodas.
I'm pretty good to go.
What do you think of that?
Yeah, you guys laughed at me the whole episode and now I'm showing you what's up
Which kind of won the episode I guess in the
Yeah, we lost the one oh yeah by the way
Someone wins the episode of the end of every dog voice. Oh, what do you get?
You get to take home with that the
Dwanta want You get to hang home with that the do want to want to
That's Mr. Reim what Santa right? It's
want to
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Help people laugh at it.
That's what we try to do.
It's an unbleaped, streaming unbleaped.
Oh yeah.
If you didn't catch it when it was on Comedy Central,
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Yeah, but if you're one of those crazy people
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And you're waiting for the streaming.
You are in luck.
It's streaming now on Paramount Plus.
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One, I mean, two of the funniest people around,
my mentor in many ways,
can I not say that is that bad for you?
I know, I wish it say more.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What an honor to have two of the funniest people.
That's a thank you guys.
That's a love show.
Hope people check that out.
I'm glad you've done it and the ice cream was delicious.
Yeah, there you go.
Thank you for the food.
Do I need to give somebody money for it or?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anything else you want to plug or anything else you want
to tell us about the show?
Uh, not about human kindness.
Yes.
Anyone ever think about that?
Can I stand with this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, well, then that'll do it for this episode of Doe Boys.
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