Doughboys - The Musso & Frank Grill with Evan Susser

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Commissioner Evan Susser (Killing It, Fist Fight, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins the 'boys to air some grievances about the podcast before a review of Musso & Frank Grill in the eighth annual steak-and-a-shake year-end tradition. Plus, a chilly Drank or Stank.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Born in 1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey, with effectively two umbilical cords, by the 1930s, Sinatra was regularly delighting nightclub crowds with his massive hog. During World War II, this diminutive pipe swinger whipped his built-in jump rope to the top of the charts, as screaming Bobby Soxer women and hooting USO troops turned out by the thousands to get a glimpse of his jaw dropping and throat widening donger. Nicknamed the Chairman of the Board, Old Blue Eyes, and the cervix destroyer, in the late 1940s, Sinatra teamed up with fellow Hogsman Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lofford, and Joey Bishop to form the original supergroup, The Rat Pack, named for the front-facing

rat tails packed by these huge dick circus drinks. These five fuck machines collaborated on tours, Vegas reviews, and films, including the original Ocean's 11, a film based on the length of Sinatra's hog. And it's during the heyday of the rat pack that you'd find Sinatra at the oldest restaurant in Hollywood, handlessly touching the water in the men's room toilet. Sinatra was one of countless showbiz regulars who frequented the legendary stay-couse, where he'd hold court for hours, regaling celebrities like Marlon Brando and Orson Wells

with glimpses of his big hog. Unfortunately for Sinatra, his peak in the 40s and 50s gave way to the 60s and 70s when Rock and Roll introduced audiences to edgier, more innovative hogs. By the glamour of the 1980s, Americans were more interested in frizzy pubes than giant peens. But then, in 1993, just a few years before his death, Sinatra released his comeback hit entitled Duets, which explored a new aspect of his hog, his balls. It proved a fitting capstone for his ability to evolve as a meat marvel for six underwear stretching decades.

Sinatra died in 1998 at the age of 82 and his remains were preserved in two urns, one for his body and one for his big hog. But still today, 25 years after his death, this legendary Italian American is fondly remembered for his staggering power tool that had the length and circumference of a tennis ball can. He also apparently was a singer. And also still today if you hit up Frank's favorite Los Angeles steakhouse, you can sit in the Sinatra booth, where his prize hog once rested coiled on the cushions like a gist fed cobra. This week, on the final new dealboys of 2023, we to Stakein Shake via the oldest restaurant in Hollywood, Musso and Frank. So is the Doe Noir!

The War of Doe! Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Wiger, along with my co-host, the living embodiment of a weeble, the Spoon Man Mike Mitchell. That's how you want to end the last, the start the last episode of the year. Weeble's wobbles, but they don't fall down. Hmm. Well, how you like it? It kind of hits close to home, I'll tell you.

We'll get into that a little later. That's from Robert and Des Moines, who dubs himself, the mayor of Mayo Chup. Thanks for all the laughs. Always feel sarcastic when that's sent into us. Rosemond at gmail.com. The mayor of Mayo Chup? The mayor of Mayo Chup. The mayor of Mayo Chup.

I don't think you guys are worried about anyone else donning themselves the mayor of Mayo Chup. We've already got our buddy Griffin is the king of cranche, of course, Griffin human for Blake Jack. Yeah. When a Mayo Chup perhaps is unclaimed. Mayo Chup.

Catch up in Mayo basically. Yeah, I think it's like ketchup in mayo. It's trying to- I don't know, you'll be- Mayo, yeah, that's probably what it is. I don't know, hey, who knows, but I- We don't know for sure. We don't know for sure if it's ketchup in mayo,

but a good combo, I guess, right? Like, I don't think it's a combo that I wanna make. Fuck, I just spilled. Wow, he spilled. How bad was it? Sorry, it's not combo that I want to make fuck I just build wow he spilled How bad was right is not that bad? Sorry hold on So much how are you it's me Evan Susser I Am joining you guys as I do at the end of every year. Mm-hmm. I'm here as a year end episode a little chaotic start

I was late where there's, where there's, there's, there's just, there's a bunch of different. You want to get into your health issues? Well, yeah, I do want to get into my health issues, but I thought we would work our way into it. Now, let's start right away. We're just start right away. Yeah. My whole thing cleans up a spill. So, you know, I shouldn't have had three beverages in here. That's my fault. I mean, I got a copy. I got a coat zero and I got a bottle of wine. I was hoping it's not opened. Not yet. And thank you, Emma. Thank you. I'm a for being on the ball with the paper towels. Of course. She knows who she's working with. Tissues, Kleenex, you're over the doughboys. I'm gonna get you a little bit more. I'm gonna get you a little bit more. I'm gonna get you a little bit more.

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I'm gonna get you a little bit more. I'm gonna get you a little bit more. I'm gonna get you a little bit more. We did it, but we I didn't want to you wanted to Yeah, you did you said Spotify is getting too much criticisms from people I like that one that's's you. It's me. It's features our guests and system of a down. I don't think it's been represented in a drop before. This is the drop for Sus-Zep. I shouldn't say where we went.

I guess it cares. It's in the episode description. Yeah, it's in the episode. Drop people who so on Frank Grill with Evan Sus-Zep. Hello, I'm a high school English teacher in rural Virginia. Wow. Thank you for your service. And you make my days easier.

Thanks for all the laughs Ben. December 16th, 2022. Wow, one year ago. A year ago. Look, I guess Ben is still listening to the podcast and hasn't left the profession. That's, I agree. I hope everything's good with Ben.

I, I, teachers get burned out. It's a tough job. It's not easy. Yeah. I come from a family of teachers. Yeah, especially with like these woke rules about the curriculum. Uh oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, boys, it becomes way more profitable. Oh, man. Oh. Immediately. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Let's just say I got some old versions of Huck Finn. I can't say that. No. I was trying to think of the controversial books. I couldn't think of any. It's not good. All right, final. Edit point. Wags, I come from a whole family of teachers.

That's right. My dad was a teacher before he was a lawyer. I taught college chemistry. Oh, yeah. Do you consider yourself a teacher in a way as a podcaster? I did. I have taught some improv classes before. So I feel like that does count in my own ways.

But no, the answer is no. It's been a bad year. I called it a piss year at one point. You did get me calling it a piss year and you've been trying to get me on board with it being a piss year. I've been a little bit more positive about it. Even though I don't think it's been good,

but I don't know if I would designated it a piss year. Yeah, I'd say it's a piss year for me. And look, a lot of good stuff happened. That's right. Twisted metal came out. Wig. That's right. Mitches for people or audio listeners,

Mitches unbuttoning his flannel to reveal a twisted metal t-shirt. I think you would not have been able to do just a few short weeks ago when the saggaku strike was still ongoing. And Wig's. Bending it back up. It's, but, yeah, I guess I should barely I think you would not have been able to do just a few short weeks ago when the saggots strike was still ongoing. And why is- So I didn't get back up. It's, well, yeah, I guess I should be leaving.

Oh. Oh. I didn't get to say then. Yeah. That it was, I mean like, you should watch Twisted Metal. It's on Peacock. On Peacock.

Streaming on Peacock. That's right. And it was one of the most fun things I ever got to do in my life when I was down there in New Orleans. I had a blast doing it and I think it's a great show. And you're great in it.

You're great in it. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I was very excited about it. And then, so look, some of the strike, it was just bad timing, but that's okay. Yeah, that's champagne problems, as they say. Or stare problems.

What? What? Sure, it's stair problems. But speaking of stair problems, stuff going on my house. You know, the ceiling is collapsing. Maybe there's a little bit of a, you know, maybe this little townhouse mine is a lemon. Santa Land is lay up there. Wait down with all your presents. It's unfortunately

it's not the roof. It's the, the, the, the, the, the, oh, it's one of the internal scenes. It's on one of the stair levels. Right. Yes. Yeah. But look, she had pain problems again, whatever. Yeah. I'm lucky to have a place. I'm lucky to have a home. That's you know, the world is bad, but you know, some people I love going through a lot of stuff, whatever, it's been, the year has been, there's been some highs and lows, and you didn't really so much coffee I got on my pants.

Jesus Christ. Why did you want me to start this show? I keep going, I keep going this time. Why did you want me to stop the show with my stuff? I don't understand. I thought it'd be a good juxtaposition of Wigor cleaning up a spill and you talking about because of stuff the health of stuff I thought could be too heavy. So I thought him still dealing with the

spill would maybe just kind of bounce it out a little comedy. Stuff that stuff is too heavy. I can't make any jokes. You get mad at my jokes. Where I am here to be positive. Should I give my mission statement today? No. You created the dropper. We could be a teacher from Virginia. Ben. Yes.

That's right. So we should introduce our guest. I already did it while you were gone. Our guest today is the commissioner of the doughboys, tournament of champions, Evan Susser is back. Hi Evan. Hey, good to be here guys. We're off to a great start.

It's going great. Can I tell the fucking thing? Please. So, you know, stuff builds up like, you know, he's does and there's things, you know, whatever and overwhelmed and I start to ask myself, you know, why do I, everything I do, I go wrong. You know what I mean, I feel that way. I don't think that's true. I know it's not true. It's not true, but I started to feel that way quite a bit. I could have heard of it. Herb be sure too. So I said, at one point I said, do you want a shout-out wipe?

I would like a shout-out wipe. Jesus, thank you very much. So yeah, so anyway, keep going. At one point, I was dealing with sleep issues. I wasn't sleeping well. You might want to use a shout-out wipe on your pants too. I know. I know. Okay. Sorry. Go ahead, Mitch. It's just this. That's not going to.

This thing is staying as bad. The shirt's like color. Anyway, go ahead, Mitch. No. I'm done. I'm not. I'm not going to say it. I was just trying to help him out with the spill. I'm not going to fucking say it. Thank you, Emma. No, we Mitch, we care about you. We want to hear what you're saying. Please, please go ahead. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I should go to this guy and you said you should do it. My mom said I should do I should do it. So I went, I'll just say you should do it. You, it's also to say I should do it. So I got, I went to the doctor and he said, we gotta get you, we gotta get your sleep study.

I did a sleep study and I needed a, I talked about this on the podcast, but every minute of every hour I was waking up with the CPAP. Right, so it wasn't, it wasn't a good result. Not getting restful sleep. Wasn't getting restful sleep. So we waking up with the CPAP. Right, so it wasn't good results. Not getting restful sleep. Wasn't getting restful sleep. So we started to use the CPAP

about the beginning of October. Did you see that? I'm gonna give you a tight pen here. I did see that too, but I think it might be over here. Okay, show the show. Go ahead, Mitch. Thank you.

Fuck you, first of all. What? I'm trying to have one with the other. Your little bullshit at the beginning of the... No, I'm here to be nice. I'm sorry. So... You're a little bolster at the beginning of the no, I'm here to be nice. I'm sorry. So I Sorry, I used to see pap

Jesus Christ. It made it he's doing a lot over there. I started using the CPAP I started using the CPAP yeah about two weeks after using the CPAP in October, I got sick to some sort of virus. I don't know what it was. It's really good, because you said CPAC instead of CPAP, that's a very different thing. CPAP, CPAP, yeah. Again, Patreon explode. I mentioned a CPAP.

So I started using it and he maybe heard me saying how I thought my house was haunted. That's right. Not a good sign. No. I was maybe house was haunted. That's right. Not a good sign. No. I was maybe a little paranoid. Mm-hmm.

My anxiety spiked, right. I'm gonna be open and talk about this though, because we talk about everything on this podcast. But my anxiety spiked, I was so jumpy. I was paranoid. I thought someone was in my house. This is all real. Yeah. And I didn't know it was wrong with me.

It was very, very, very scary. Especially when I realized that I had had had some sort of something happened. There was some sort, you know, there was some sort of, there was something going on that I that I wasn't in control of or whatever. something going on that I that I wasn't in control of or whatever. So I at least realized that my mom was coming out luckily anyway. Since she came out and she's a lifesaver and I lover and and and I guess I'm on steroids. I'm on my last round of steroids today. Yeah, you're looking huge. But, uh, but I, uh, it was either, kind of like set me off or there's million things that could be, but I also read that the CPAP can like fuck with your inner ear stuff and

that like fucks you up. I wanted to the doctor, I take eye drops now. It was like a million different things, but it was, it was, it was a terrifying, it was the most scared about my health. I've ever been in my entire life for, right? For like, I got like extreme brain fog for, for, for four straight weeks. Like I woke up and I, and you're usually razor sharp. What?

You are. You're the quickest, funniest guys I know. All right. I had a, thank you, Sus. I, for a month's straight, I was waking up every day with BrainFog. And I was dizzy. I was almost falling over.

It was very strange. Yeah. It was all very strange. I also was only paranoid for like two days and that's also when I was like, wait a minute, something is wrong. Right. You know, I thought the house was haunted.

Yeah. Well, look, Mitch, I'm happy to hear you're doing better. Wigger and I both of course heard this before, so maybe that's why I'm being a little glib, but I am very happy to hear you're doing better. Yeah. Obviously that's very scary. Wigger, I'm glad you were able to clean up your stain.

And I'm really excited to be here. Great to have you. A year and tradition. It's something like a forward to what? You got this stuff that's too heavy. You what? You thought the stuff was too heavy. You wanted me to start the show off with it. You pinned me into saying it. You made jokes the entire fucking time

I was talking about it. Maybe I am still a little cookie. Maybe you should be fucking nervous. Fucking asshole. He's on the run. Yeah, the run race. I have steroids and maybe I'm a fucking loose cannon now. Look, I don't want to fall into these patterns,

the year end episode, I don't want to get into fighting. I want this to be positive. I've come here as a positive force. I'm still foggy today. Just a little bit of people know, I've gotten better. Yeah, but I'm still scared. I'm going to the doctor on Monday. It's been a long road.

And look, it's that sort of thing too of like, oh, I think a lot of stuff just piles up. It's been a tough year. Right. But it is a celebration. Yes, it is a tough year. But I will say, we've been doing these year end episodes a lot. That's right.

Every episode I think starts with a lament about how it's a bad year, how it's a piss year. And, you know, they can't all be bad years. You know, you have to, they have to be some that are better. And I think if you look back, maybe they just are all bad years. But if you look back, the time that you've been doing this podcast, look at all the things in your life that have happened. You've had all these exciting acting career, you know, career developments.

You've been in movies, you've been in television shows, you have a house, that's falling apart but still, that's great. And you've built this podcast, which has a huge following, which you're able to, you know, do and bring so much joy to people. And that's happened along the way in all of these years that you've said have all been bad years.

So, you know, hey, maybe there's another way to look at it. Maybe there's been some positive. I get attitude. I'm positive now. There, look, I to look at it. Maybe there's been some positive. To get attitude. I'm positive now. There, look, I'm positive too. And look, like I said, the twist of metal is one of the most fun things, and I can promote it now.

Maybe at the end of the episode, maybe there'll be a little, a little something fun. A little something. Oh, man. You're rooting to something. The keys. Yeah. Great.

Is that all you had to say? About my positivity? Yeah. No, I guess I can get into some of those. So, I thought, well, did you you had to say? About my positivity? Yeah. No, I guess I can get into some of those. So I thought, Well, did you have more to say about your health? You're doing better. I'm doing better.

Yeah, I'm trending towards good, but it's been like a while now, five or six weeks of I did think my house was haunted, which I know is silly. I know that's a silly part of the story, but I had never, I mean, it depends on what, I mean, if it haunted mansion, yeah I know is silly. I know that's a silly part of the story, but I had never, I mean, it depends on what, I mean, if it haunted mansion, yeah, it's silly. But like, you know,

I'm saying, last house on the left, a little, little, little, not, not as, not as fun. That's a little spookier. That was, I mean, it was more that like, yeah, I was seeing lines and like, I was having vision problems. Sure. So it was like, I also now don't want people to think

that I'm crazy because I'm not, but I was dealing with some stuff that was fucking good. I think that you have the self-awareness to acknowledge it and to say that the openness is going to let people be like, oh, I think people will feel good for you. Can I tell you the bit that I did what we're going to ask? Did you think that this is going to sound like a joke, but I'm actually curious.

Did you think that devil was behind it? I'll say this. Around Halloween, I said, like, the devil doesn't scare me that much anymore. And I said, the ex is a scary more. That's out the window. I'm now more scared of the devil than I've ever been. I believe that he is real and I'm scared of him. Yeah. So that could even though you realize that you're, you're being paranoid. I realized that I was being paranoid, but still look,

it came back for me. I did. Look, when I was kooky, when I was like in my worst state, did I, what's it called? You said this in the podcast before. Yeah. You got, I mean, you know, you said this last week or two weeks ago, you got, yeah.

What is holy water? I sage. Sage. Did I, I sage to my house? Yeah, you said this, you, yeah. What is holy water? I sage. Sage. Did I sage my house? Yeah, you said this, you said this. I use holy water. I use holy water. Yes, was that me at the height of my cuckiness?

Yeah, probably. Am I still now afraid of the devil more than I have ever been? Yes. It goes, and do I also realize that I was being, that I had like something was going on with whatever was happening? The doctor also said it might be that I'm getting oxygen, which is the oil, you know, you'll all yuck up,

you'll laugh it up with this one, but I'm getting oxygen to my brain for the first time. I mean, I was sure he did not laugh at that, but it was funny. He's like, you haven't gotten oxygen to your brain, and also he thinks it's from the virus. He's so sure, yeah. He thinks that it was like results from virus,

but I just want to say the bit I did to you guys was funny. No, yeah, that was nice. I was like, hey, I just want to let you guys know that I've been like going through some mental health stuff and I said like a full spiel. And you guys like, oh no, that's too bad, sorry. And then I just like copied and pasted that and put it again.

Yeah, you just get it. Yeah, so do you get the next. Oh, I copied and pasted that and put it again, so it just gets fun. Yeah, I'm gonna get a next day. Yeah, so do you get the next day? Does he not know that he told us this already? No, that's not a few times. It was a fun bit. But I'm feeling good, I'm feeling better.

That's great. It was scary, it came out of nowhere. That's what scared me about it. That's why I think that it was related to the CPAP or the virus, but. Or maybe you doubting the devil. Or it could be that. And now I don't doubt the extra,

it wouldn't scare this movie again. I'm scared of it. Yeah, I, I, it could be a combination of stuff, but I'm still cloudy. I'm almost, it's gotten better where I was like so heavily cloudy every day, and now I'm like, out of, but all the other stuff, there's been a lot of other stuff,

but there has been good things. Sure. Yeah. There's been good stuff. There's been great stuff. And that's great. So that leads me to my positive attitude and what I'm thinking. So here, last year when I came for the year end episode, I came in with my grievances, and we kind of fell into the pattern that these year end episodes are all about, like,

stirring stuff up and getting into fights. And it kind of last year felt like within icky taste. It didn't come off well. And... Maybe we're just mad at you, kind of. They kind of were, felt like within icky taste. It didn't come off well. And people were just mad at you kind of. They kind of were, and I didn't like that. And then you guys, I don't mean to bring this up, but it's in the purpose of being positive. You guys attempted to record a 400th episode

that's earlier this year, which did not go well. Then you guys brought me back to kind of, you know, just to, first of all, just to be on a 400th episode because you decided not to release that episode. That's right. And I kind of came to be peacekeeper to kind of, you know, and just have a fun episode. That's right. We talked about this for him. And I was great. And I said, I enjoy that so much more to be a positive force. And so I was thinking about what I was gonna do when I came on this time and I said I should be Positive force again and really help celebrate toeboys with you guys. So I've got something planned and

Right now I'm gonna call in Amelia Marino Who's gonna help me out? Wow start us off. So is Amelia is she out there? Yeah, there Amelia is she out there? She's better. Amelia is she out there. Everyone's in the room with the- Oh my God. Wow. I'm here. Wow.

Okay, so you got Amelia to dress up in a suit instead of yourself. Well, yes. You know, actually, I went to Amelia because I'm not musical. And I think in the Doe Boyth tradition, you guys, when there's like a big event, it's nice to have something musical. And I asked Amelia if she could write a song to kind of celebrate the Do-Boys. I haven't heard this, but I'm really excited to hear it.

And she's gonna kind of start us off with a little song to get us going. Amelia, I should describe her audio listeners. Dress to the Nines has a nice slacks, a certain tie, red tie, and it is about pinstripes blazer. How would you describe that?

Or those chalk stripes? Yes, a pinstripes. A classic crooner outfit. You must say. Wow. I'm gonna let that hint of the kind of stuff. I'm gonna let that hint of the kind of stuff. That's gonna be.

Because you came to the door and you're like, what's up? And you were dressed normally. And then when you left, I texted you, you don't have to put my salad in the fridge. You were desperately changing into this clothes. Yeah, actually desperately looking for my phone. So let's hope I remember these lyrics. Oh. You want to get your phone?

I lost my phone. Don't get your phone. Don't get your phone. I'll take Stasner's phone. That's okay. All right, so this is the, Hold on, do we need to put on headphones? Yeah, we do.

Okay, we'll get some headphones on. Okay, we took a quick break because Emma thought that Sussar was gonna bring this out during the segment. And so we all had to get headphones on. So we took a second to cover that. But we're back now. There's no need, this is a positive thing, Wigar. We're celebrating Doe Boyz.

There's no need to pick up. They're gonna be some, probably some bumps in the road. But it's fine, it works. We're acknowledging the jump cut. This is great. It's all gonna be okay. It's fine, it's gonna be great. All right, a musical celebration to Doe Boyz from Amelia.

Again, I've not heard this, but I'm excited to hear. What you're saying this year is to have Amelia do make something there's more Yeah And now your end is here So arrest Now, your end is here And so are rest From podcast burden My friends, I'll make it clear There are complaints

I've been observing You've talked a lot of come, devoured each and every entree. Left people bored, more bored than this, because it was okay. Okay. Brezza. You've had a lot. But now a lot. I'm going to mention. Let's start with a guest named Low.

Or Koalik. Or Ep 400. or Koalik or F-400. You ate Adlauzzi chains like Taco John's or Shaxx or Subway. You gorge, you gorge on chips and it was a... Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When you bit off more than you could chew But through it all There was no doubt

You waited up and shut up spit it out Then shit it all in that bathroom song And it felt okay for what are too many with a dumb pod Eating themselves closer to God To save the things they truly feel about endless Grammy meals Oh, okay. Wow. Oh, wow. Lovely.

So that was the musical tribute to it. That was a musical tribute to Doe Boyz. Wow. It was a little, it had a little more shots and negativity than I was expecting and trying to keep the closet. Well, it seems like you wrote it and then had Amelia sing it maybe to seem like you weren't really. No, no, no.

But I think the lyrics were like in the... Oh, yeah, of course. I just want to see, here you get a hat to, oh, it's your father. It's your father. Hey, you got to open that. Little Frank Sinatra, by the way, who you could not have known this,

I mentioned in my intro. Oh, I thought I was doing Seth MacFarlane. Oh, I thought that was a Seth McFarlane. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! You thought that was a Seth McFarlane original? I watched the sing cover to prepare for this. Oh my God. I'm just a mouse. Wow.

That is a mouse. From a lumination sing, Seth McFarlane's edition of My Way, that was your context for that song. So guys, keep the headphones on. Okay. Because what we're going to do now is I put it low. I cautiously. Rob Lowe, I just wrote it.

Put it to the Doe Boys Reddit and said, what are some of the silliest clips and funniest clips from Doe Boys that just make you laugh. And we're just gonna listen to a selection of clips and just kinda talk about, you know, how you think about them. All right. And we're gonna have, so let's start with this first clip. I don't wanna introduce it. We'll just hear what it is.

God. See if we can identify it. Emma, can you hit it? Take do. Emma, keep this in. All right. Take do I'm gonna keep this in It's susten powers it's Austin powers it's Austin powers it's Austin powers. I guess what The It's Austin powers it's Austin powers. I guess is that it's Austin powers

We're gonna guess what are the that it's soft and soft and powders. We're gonna guess. What are the sauces? It's soft and powders We should have brought that back. Yeah, we need a soft and powers again To me that just is such a great example of the fun of Doeboys, uh-huh I don't know if you remember the way it started out is you were gonna do soft and powders But you just played the song right Right, just as his image said, you didn't write lyrics and said, well there aren't lyrics to the original song,

why would I do parodies? But you got on board and you came up with that great thing, someone on Reddit said that they still sing that to themselves every day. Wow. Wow. This is the luck is this. I just thought. I just thought. I thought that was.

I thought that was a lot of fun. We're gonna go, do you guys have any reaction hearing that song again? I do remember it. I completely forgot about it, but then hearing it, I was like, oh yeah, we did do sauce and powers, and those like, we should do the sauce and powers segment.

That was a good segment. Yeah, great. Well, I love that. Let's keep it going. We have another, I mean, musical segments are such a great part of the show. It's true. We have another great-

We just witnessed. Yes, we have another great musical Because we just witnessed. Yes. We have another great musical clip that people also commented as just a really fun moment. It's a little abridged, but I think it's great. Let's hear that again. Am I when you're ready? Catch up, or a monster. Choose one.

Then you can't squeeze it in your bun That's how a game works. I'm like shit. This is what I think Thank you This podcast sucks I guess it's a little negative. Yeah. But it's still. I mean, I remember my snackrified.

Yeah. We sack, we sack, we sack by this ketchup or mustard. We sack by a couple of days. I just want to move back to Quincy. Oh, I guess it's kind of negative. Yeah, yeah, really negative. I don't know if it's that negative or really, it might be a good idea.

I'll sacrifice. Anyone singing that still? Wow. We lost Wigger. I think he quit intentionally as my guess. Oh, that's right. Yeah, this is what happened. We were doing that one on Zoom.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. I guess it was kind of like that. My internet connection. And so I think he saw most of it. We were doing that one on Zoom. Oh, God. We're doing that one on Zoom. Oh, yeah. I guess it was kind of like my internet connection. And so I think he saw most of it. I did watch that later on my internet connection. I drove the whole song. Yeah. Who was the guest?

I think it was John Daly. It was Van. He was Van. And we did the same old John Daly earlier though. Yes, you've done it twice. You did the full one and then you, you was very impressive the song, but Margaret didn't hear it.

Mm-hmm. So it seems like you picked two things, These are the full one and then you, you was very impressive the song, but Margaret didn't hear it. So it seems like you picked two things, or at least this one is pretty negative. Right. No. I mean, that's still fun. It's still a fun song. Yeah, it was a fun moment.

Okay, well, I think the next one is just pure fun, it's not gonna have a good. And it's also one of the most epic parody songs I think you've done. You did the full song. Yeah, true. You've done it all the way. The whole thing is like five minutes long, that's why we had to abridged it.

That's insane. Well, let's keep up. Do you think we have any listeners on death row? You made me think of that. I don't know if you can listen to podcasts on death row. How would you? Because I don't think you have a phone. I don't know the music label. Do you think we have any listeners who are on death row the music label? Yeah, probably. Is it still an operation? I don't know if death row records still yeah, I don't think it's still exists. Okay, this next clip is just fun. So let's play that. You know, it doesn't suck Mitch. There's video too.

What's that Nick? Okay, our very first doughboys guest, but also you didn't say Heidi Hode is a nation. Did you? I didn't. No, I'm not in the howdy home. You still have an address. Oh you? I didn't. No, I'm not in the howdy home. Oh, what's the? I haven't addressed. Oh shit. I do today either. I thought we weren't going to talk about it on pod.

Oh my god. You may be a little mean. What are you talking about? Do you think that you maybe you were mean? No, I don't. I think you were talking shit and I think I retaliated. Okay. That's how, that's my perception of it. Also, I think that it was a little playful, a little more playful than you perceived.

Has anyone ever seen this before? I think. You know what else? What? Is this from the lost episode of the episode? Yeah, this is from the fucking lost episode. You fucking dickhead. How did this get mixed up? Emma, did I send the wrong timecode or something? That went from the wrong 400. Oh, geez. I got idea, Wags. I have a great bonding idea. We kicked the shit out of it. Okay, look. Look.

Look. That was a mistake. Uh, maybe something I could have, but look, you gotta mix it up. You gotta have a little bit of, just like patting yourself on the back. I love that you're leaning into your villain. A little negativity.

Okay. Next, we have, we're gonna get back to positive. Phil Delphi Cream Cheese, you know, that's all. Oh great song. Of course. We have the video of that from, not from the official Doboy source, but from a listener.

Fan-ticket in the comments. We're gonna watch a little bit of Phil Delphi Cream Cheese. Oh, I was watching Amazon. Also, we didn't know. Sorry, we didn't order lunch, you know. No, that's what I wanted to do. Oh my God, blood sugar is gonna plum it. Yeah. that's what I wanted to do. Oh my god

Blood sugar is gonna plum it. Yeah, I can talk to a dog and get you a fucking piece of dog shit you fucking How's that for a lunch snack you fucking dickhead? Man, you know, I had not seen the video actually until now. I had only heard it was still funny It's. It's still very angry when you when you look at it. Yeah, I was fucking angry. Let me just like review what I've pulled actually. Okay, well, you have a musical theater background? I've done a couple of the musicals in my school and college, but... I got bad news. Yeah, I don't know how this happened, but I'm reviewing my notes. My next thing is actually not a clip from the show.

It's actually a voice memo. Oh, wow. That Mitch sent me after, or right around the time of recording this. Jesus. Episode 400. Oh, wow. Where, I don't think no one's heard this. After or right around the time of recording this Jesus episode 400 Oh, wow, I don't think no one's heard this. This is came kind of this is how he talks not on the air Yeah, this is not fun Mitch. This is just the real I Don't know if we should play this. This is maybe bad. This is again

I wanted to come here as a positive for it. Yeah, and this is just this is maybe gonna cross a line of not even being I say we play it when we can always cut it You want to play it and we could Yeah, okay, if we play it let's hear it. Okay. Let's let's let's play it. Please welcome live Be a wait, what's this? Sue yelling at his children that the that or his child that the show is about to begin Wow welcome to I'm gonna stand for the anthem or his child, but the show is about to begin. It's the noise. It's the noise. Wow. Wow, welcome, noise. I'm going to stand for the anthem. Rolls-a-can-you-see.

I did the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed as the twilight's last gleaming Whose false stripes and false stars Through the perilous fight For the ramparts you watched And the flames you've made me And the cry and cry The ball's bursting in the air The pain's through the night

That our food was The day the air of the bull stayed up There are a full stage of our spectacle. Full of our yet-waste and pain. Full of pain, not the free, and half of full. Let's play ball! Oh, how about, Paul? Let's play, Paul. Wow, thank you, Dan Lloyd-Bill Boll. No, Paul, right.

If I didn't have the phone, it's our podcast ever, will. Yeah, I think that's the peak. That was a- That's all of our, that's all of the clip review. I totally forgot that, Koalik changed, it's a bowl lyrics. The bowl national anthem because it was where a bolter

in a minute. Well, guys, I'm sorry that there were some club ups in that clip show. I can't believe those flubs happen. I know. So, I mean, do you really have a voicemail from the time that happened? No, man, I kind of was interested in hearing. the time that happened. No, man. I kind of was interested in hearing it. But I thought I was fun to look back at some great moments and oh boys. It's not just the fighting, which yes, there is some fighting, but there's also a lot of great, silly, fun stuff that I thought we should celebrate, the noid singing the national anthem. Great. Everybody met

a while ago. Yeah. I mean, who had COVID at the time? Who did have COVID? Yeah. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, I thought the song was fantastic. Great song, I mean. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Very well done. Thank you. Did Sustor tell you to dress up in a few or was that? No, this is all me. All right, that's great. I think it was the right call. I texted like 100 people asking if they had a fedora and nobody did.

So. I guess that means you know the right call. I texted like a hundred people asking if they had a fedora and nobody did. So I guess that means you know the right people. Yeah. And to be clear, you were dressing up as Seth McFarlane, I guess, or the mouse or the mouse and sing. Um, I, you usually are in a suit for the, not for the end of the year. Oh, okay. You know, you're the tournament champions. You were a suit last night, I'll say that. Yeah. Well look, we gotta get into the last night. Here's what we should do for dumb with the clips.

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Wow. Yeah. Cause didn't we do the first time we did Ste steak and shake not at the end of the year and then at the end of the year we went back. Yeah, so we've done, we've covered steak and shake, quote, unquote, steak and shake eight times. This is number eight. They haven't all been named in that, you know, same convention.

Yeah. This is, this is the eighth time we've done this. And we're covering for this week for the steaks part, Musso in Frank Grill, which is the eighth time we've done this. And we're covering for this week for the stakes part, Musso in Frank Grill, which is the oldest restaurant in Hollywood, founded in 1919 in the new room where we were sitting was constructed in 1955. So that's how much history there is. And I gotta say this, Sus had never been before.

That's right. It was a real treat. Musso was in Frank Virgin. Uh-huh. We should get ahead of this. That work. Musso in Frank Virgin. Uh-huh. We should, uh, we should get ahead of this. That look. Musos in Frank's is a very nice restaurant. It's an expensive restaurant.

That's right. It may seem out of touch or in bad form that this is where we're going to. We're going to tell you all about this like great fancy meal. But you know what? It was a delight. It was a thrill. And it was a real treat that you guys took me there. I also think it's the kind of thing that we can use our show budget to cover a restaurant like this

because this is like an iconic Hollywood institution. Again, it's the oldest restaurant in Hollywood. It's the only restaurant with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It's been featured in many movies and TV shows, including Oceans 11, Mad Man, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Bosch, Ed Wood. There's just like the list of movies that have used,

this is a filming location, and TV shows, is a bunch of heavy hitters. And also their famous regulars included people like Charlie Chaplin, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinacho, who we mentioned, Orson Wells. One more that we can get to when we get into our meal. That's right.

Should I say it? We should just say it. So when we sat at the table, our hostess said, you are sitting at the Raymond Chandler table. Raymond Chandler sat right here in this booth and wrote the big sleep. And I put you guys here because I know you're here for the podcast and that's what it makes me want to do when I listen to it. Have a big sleep.

Did you really say the other stuff to you? The Raymond Chandler wrote the big sleep there. And she knew that it was for the podcast. Yeah, we were in the Raymond Chandler. Yeah, I did. What did you really know it was for the podcast? No, I didn't know. But, yeah, it was a Raymond Chandler and he did write the big sleep there.

Wow. Supposedly. We should say that this is, so as far as what you're experiencing when you go into this place, it feels kind of frozen in time. It's like, you know, it's, it's, it's very, very old school. It feels like a restaurant from the 1920s from, it's, from its heyday. And then there's also that extends to the wait staff who are, you know, all wearing like, like blazers and, you know, like, like, just like, like, like, our art server had like a red blazer with like a black trimming and like, like, just

look, like, everyone looks like they're out of a movie. Yeah. Is there a chance you got to wear her who's a ghost? Possibly. You could never tell the difference. And that's not just me being crazy. I was gonna ask. Um, I, can we, before we get into our meal, I look this up

and I thought this could be a fun mini game to play. I'm gonna name some celebrities, can you guess their favorite dish at Muso and Greg? There's some Hollywood regulars. Wow. I would love this game. First up, director Steven Soderberg. Soderberg?

Soderberg makes me think he wants a soda and a burger. A soda and a burger. A soda and a burger. Wow. I think it's going to be a salad. I think it's gonna be the Mussel and Frank salad. Steven Sodaberg likes the corn to beef and cabbage. Weird. How about that?

Weird, I would not, I would have not cast that. The late great Alan Arkin. Arkin. Arkin. Arkin. I'm gonna Arkin. Arkin. I'm gonna go with steak. Okay, steak is your guess. I'm gonna go with the boiled chicken.

That's a good guess, but he ended up really liking his go-to as the fried zucchini. He got it for 50 years. Wow. Next up, Danny Trejo. Trejo. Trejo. Trejo. He has Danny Trejo has. Danny Trejo, a restaurant tour in his own right,

there are Trejo's tacos, which we should probably review on the podcast and the Trejo's coffee and donuts. I've had both of them. He apparently goes once a week. Once a week, yeah. Wow, that kind of changed his life. So because of that,

I think he's got a little bit of a sweet tooth. I think that he likes the crepes, which maybe we ordered last night, which were called what? They were called the, the griddle cakes. Yeah, griddle cakes. I think, you know, originally I was trying to be too cute.

Plenty of cakes, I thought. Plenty of cakes. I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle, primary. Chicken pot pie. That's the best chicken pot pie in life. I should have gone with something weird. That's one of the ones where it's like, it's a weekly special.

Like every, I think every Thursday of chicken pot pie. It goes once a week and on the same day when they have it. Yeah. All right, this is the last one. Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones. Oh, Keith Richards is in the Rolling Stones, right. Ah.

Ah. Ah. A lot of our fucking, someone who works for us did not know who Frank Sinatra was. We can't expect our listeners, many of whom were born in 1995 or later to have an understanding of who the Rolling Stones are. I guess Keith Richards was at the opening of Moose One Frank's. Keith Richards, he I'm gonna go steak. Okay, go and let's He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun.

He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of fun. He's got a lot of Yes. He's performing live music

still all the time. I know. I know. So he's going to be in a foot race. Yeah. Keith Richards could like kill me and hand to hand. He probably could beat. I don't know about that. I don't think he's a fighter. You're a so big guy. Yeah. I could smother him. Yeah. Good point. Okay. We went on a Wednesday night. Luis was our server. He was a dream. I would, you know, it's like at that little, that showmanship, that element to which, which it starts from when you walk in the door. And like, there's a door man and you're greeted. And like, you know, they remember your name, which we witnessed firsthand with you. All that stuff is great. And your name?

Yes, you messed that part. Oh, and the way out. It was, because of the way out, I was saying you've never been there before. The Mager D had clocked that it was Evan's first time and said, like, Evan's great to see you here. I hope we see you again. Wow, really good.

Like two and a half hours later. Yeah, it was great. Well, here's the deal. I came in the back door, like the boys from once a time, upon time in Hollywood. Right. So yeah, I've been there once or twice. But when you go in the front door there, they're very, I mean, they're all, they're all, it's great service. I think it's worth, I think it's worth experiencing just for that, just for kind of the magic. Because also, I think another aspect of it, this, and I said this last night, we should say that it is in the worst part of the city.

And I don't mean in terms of like, oh, it's like the most dangerous part or anything with the CDS part. It's just the grossest part of this. So here's disgusting. What, I parked the two minutes of me arriving and getting seated at the table where the most insane experience of my life,

which I kind of, the restaurant's on Hollywood Boulevard, which is where the walk of fame is. So they're like Harrison Ford star and William Peterson from CSI right outside this restaurant. I pulled into the apartment structure. That was close by, and first of all, they're like, it's $20, which is insane,

but I was like, I don't know where I'm parking in on Hollywood Boulevard. So I said, fine, like I yells at me. He's like, parking a handicap spot. I was like, okay. So I do, I get out, she's in the valet, the valet is cheap. I probably should have,

but I didn't want to be driving around too much. I get out, I see a person who is taking a piss, right? As soon as I walk out, then I walk past a souvenir shop, and then a guy who, I don't know what his deal was, but he just ran up to me and said, I'm trying to buy a cigarette for one dollar.

And I said, I don't know, I don't have that. It was like scary, it was like the city is scary. I walk in, then I go into this restaurant, which is all of a sudden like yeah, going back in time and it's like very classy. I meet the host who says, like hello, who are you? I have an oh, it's so nice to meet you.

I asked where the restroom is. I go into the restroom and there's a guy in there taking a piss. Well, he is taking a piss, but he's also having a work conference call on speaker phone in the bathroom. That's insane, truly insane. And it was just so many crazy things with them like four, like, you know, two seconds.

I was like, I gotta see your cowardly line fucking ass-round Hollywood Boulevard gets scared. I was so scared. I was so scared. I'll cigarette roll this. I mean, it you know, so I had the little walk up from sunset to Hollywood. And it is, yeah, it's just, it's grimy and bit, but aside from that, it's also just like all these tourist traps. Like it's all these like, you know, just the shittiest like, dumbest like grossest bars, and then just like a bunch of shops that are selling

like the cheapest like crappiest like celebrity merchandise, you know, and then there's like the Ripley like crappiest, like celebrity merchandise, you know. And then there's like the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum and the Wax Museum, all these tourist traps are nearby. It's not a great, it's like Times Square, but it's like, you know, 1990s Times Square before everything became super gentrified.

And so it just still has a layer of grime all over it. Yes. But once you go inside, like you said, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, like they have old school cocktails. You got the whiskey sours, I got myself a Hendrix gin martini with all lives. Yeah. And it's fun to just, they have some signature cocktails, but I think that's the way to go there.

Like get something that's like, that someone would have gotten to the bar in 1919. Yeah. It definitely, you know, it feels like you're just in the past and like, yeah, that's great. It's a hop and night last night too. It was packed on a Wednesday night, a random Wednesday night. Right, we had a little trouble getting last night too. It was packed on a Wednesday night. Random Wednesday night.

Right, we had a little trouble getting reservations. Yes. Originally we were supposed to go on Tuesday and you said, okay, well, we can do 5 p.m. on Tuesday. Yeah. Which you were thrilled about, I believe. I would have loved to have done 5 p.m. So we seated at the end of Godly hour of 745.

I was like, Jesus Christ, that's so tired. It was packed in there when we got to the end. Yeah, well, here's the deal. Wednesday night, maybe you'll see Wednesday Adams on a Wednesday night. You never know who you're gonna see. You don't know who you're gonna see. There are a lot of just looking at people for a bit and being like, do I recognize them?

And then realizing you don't, and you're just staring like an old guy. It's co-olic. It's in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of old guys that you just kind of confuse.

Going in there weekly Danny Treyo That's that is wild to me because There are other people that have days of the week in their names. I was trying to do another one But I couldn't I got someone Saturday maybe Jeff Saturday. Saturday's a football player. Oh, yeah That'll be more Frank Friday's that a person or no? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frank Friday's a guy Well, there's there's his girl Friday, right? Yeah, that would have been good. Anyway, go on.

We're starting with Monday. Work our way forward. Tuesday. I'm sorry, it was someone named Tuesday, right? Oh, it was someone named Tuesday. Tuesday Adams. I know there's Wednesday Adams. There's Wednesday Adams. That's probably what you're thinking of.

There's day. Or a modern Monday. No, it's Millie. Right, yeah, no, it's Millie. So, you got scared. Manic Monday, that's a song. Manic Monday, that's that works. Right, I'm in love.

So if we get opened up to songs. Yeah, the cure. I guess it's a cure. Like, yeah. It was a Monday, that's that works. Friday, I'm in love. So if we get opened up to songs, yeah, the cure for, I guess it's the cure. Like, yeah, it was a Monday we saw the cure. And I was kind of, you know, rubber Smith was there. A day. Yeah, this is for you. It was like Friday, I'm in love. That's good. Yeah. But I mean, that didn't happen.

But that would have been good. Yeah, yeah. There was no one we saw in there. The last time I was in there, one of the last times I was in there, I saw the knife in there. I saw the knife when I was in there with the Quincy guy. Wow. I mean, Atlanta, Johnston. Yeah. Wow. It's awesome. I mean, I've it didn, I saw the knife in there. I saw the knife when I was in there with the Quincy guys. Wow. You mean Atlanta, Johnston?

Yeah. Wow, that's awesome. I mean, I've been in a fucking knife that they gave me on the fucking table. Did I see one though? I did see a knife that gave me a knife to eat. Yeah. I went in there with the Quincy boys. The first time I ever went in here, I went, the first time I ever went in here, it was,

I took my mom and my dad and my girlfriend, like my first LA girlfriend. I think you probably remember who it was. And the four of us, so it was like one of those awkward, I think it was the first dinner I ever had with my parents with a girlfriend. Ever, this is 2007 maybe, 2007. And I was not blown away the first time I had it. or this is 2007 maybe, 2007. And I was not blown away the first time I had.

And I gotta say this too, move so on Frank's kinda wise, I think you'll probably remember this. Remember there was like a time like in the early 2000s where it was kinda in the slump, right? Like there was like a little bit of like a... Well, so yeah, they have like, they have swapped in different chefs over the years

that are creating. So I think the menu's been a little bit revitalized because it does, this is the issue with a place that's been like, you know, they have jelly consummate on the menu, which is like, is a, is a, a savory like, you know, beef, jello basically. Like they have stuff that's like you would have eaten weight like in the world post-World War I era that doesn't really translate to today's palette so I think they've had some new chefs come in there and shake up the menu and modernize elements of it and keep other things as they were so yeah I think the food is on a little bit of an upswing based on my my handful of experiences going here over the years yeah for sure I think there was I think there was a little bit of a dead zone for a while there, but right. I

I've loved this play. I even even then like I wasn't I wasn't thrilled with the food or whatever, but my mom and dad and The lady I dated we are all four of us. We had a great time. It was a great. It was what we the vibe is great The vibe is great. I've been here a few times by the way. You don't need to have your headphones on anymore. Oh, that's right Thank you. Were you listening to anything? I also liked that one The vibe is great. The vibe is great. I've been here a few times. By the way, you don't need to have your headphones on anymore. Oh, that's right. Thank you. Were you listening to anything? I also liked that one. Blank check.

I like when you were like, like, take the head of the phone off because it's a surprise and then it was like, like a duesack reaction. I did it my way. I'd never would have understood what the fuck was happening Yeah, the vibe is the vibe is great. Oh, yeah, that was Emma. Oh, well, whatever I'm sorry, no I'd rather not you The vibes in there are great you could see you know, you could see somebody I I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. Google that there is a real producer named Marvin Schwartz. It was a little guy. Yeah. And then it was like, why? And then it was like, oh, that's also the name of the character. I thought it was super good. I saw Marvin Schwartz. I thought you guys would, you know, I thought it would. No, it was.

Once we figured it out and once we figured it wasn't like you seeing a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you were afraid of me seeing go. I mean. We, okay. And then I said, what a podcast. I of me seeing Go. I mean, what? We, okay, so. And then I said, what a podcast.

I thought it was good. That was good. That once we had the context for what you were saying, that was good. You know, what a podcast is good. It's very good. So I have, my connection to this place is like very like Hollywood-y.

Like I've been, you know, I think my first time here was like years ago and my then reps at the time, my agents took me out to dinner at Mooseville. Wow. It was kind of like a, I think I'd just gotten a big job and there was like a congratulations sort of thing. So we had like a nice meal there. But it's one of the things.

It's like, the raps again, the road to respect video game. Ha ha ha ha. But it was one of those things where it was, you know, like we ate this meal and they paid for it and it was one of those things where it was, you know, like we ate this meal and they paid for it and it was lovely. And then afterwards, like I like had valed, my like fucking shitty Toyota Yaris

and all three of them got like their BMW, their Audi and their Tesla and I was just, oh, I get how this town works. You know, it was like one of those moments. And then the other thing was, the other, and I took a writing staff here for Michelle, we're done. I actually Tesla wouldn't have been,

it wouldn't have been a Tesla at that point. And he said BMW. I did say Tesla as a third pole, but whatever, what ever fucking fancy car it would have been in like 20, 2009 or whatever. Anyway, the other, I also took a writing staff there in a show I worked on is just like a kickoff dinner and that was fun. Wow. And then also-

You took them? Yeah. And then also- Is this part over here? That's right, yeah, yeah. Buck's show I worked on. Very generous. And then I also, um, the last time I think I was there was pre-quarantine.

I was working on Sarah Selberman's Hulu show. And it was when she got her star on the Walk of Fame. And she invited everyone to go there. And so we like witnessed her like John C. Riley spoke, Jimmy Kimmel spoke. She said a few words. This was out like they put her star was like nearby. And then afterwards, um, they rent out the whole restaurant. Afterwards, yes, we went into the restaurant and we had the restaurant. But the here's the thing was really cool to be in there. But it was also the middle of the day. So it was a little bit different energy. And also the food was

just like catered. Yeah. It wasn't like you could order off the full menu. But it was also the middle of the day, so it was a little bit different energy, and also the food was just catered for, it wasn't like you could order off the full menu. But it was still like, oh, this place has some Hollywood iconography, and that's my connection to it, and those are my memories of it. I had a, can I tell you a little Hollywood? I mean, why not? This is impregnable, the thing never happened.

Yeah. But I met with me and Bugmain, an argument in Jack, or a to pilot and we met with Tom Gamma and Max Pras who I worked for at the Simpsons. And we talked to them about maybe running this pilot that we wrote the show and we had lunch at Moose. It was a big nice Hollywood lunch at Moose. So in Frank's. Yeah. None of it happened. It didn't work out. But it was fun in the moment. Yeah, that's the thing. It's all like, you know, none of it works out, but it's fun. Yeah. In fact, none of these things,

starting with that, the woman who I was today, that didn't work out. Yeah, none of this stuff worked out. The show you worked out. Nothing I worked on worked out. Nothing, it didn't work out. So interesting. Yeah.

So now we bring the podcast. Yeah. We got the, I will say, I like my Martini. I think they make good stiff, like classic cocktails there. And, you know, it's, I also, just in terms of the showmanship, I like that it's a place where the server's just like, remember your order and also like, get it right. Like, that's part of the fun.

There was more showmanship before, things did change a little bit because they didn't used to make a salad there. I'm sure of it. Like a table. Side salad. Are you sure of it. Like the table side salad. Are you thinking of louries? No, I know that they do that louries too, but I swear they used to do one at Lucos.

Maybe I'm strong. I don't remember this, but I trust you. I did get the, Susser and I got the Caesar salads and you got the dinner salad. Which I like that dinner salad quite a lot. Good late-sized salad too. Like it's appetizer salad.

It's meant for one. It's not an entree, but it is like, oh, this is a substantial amount of greens. Well, before you even get into that salad, they bring they bring that nice sourdough bread with a delicious butter. Bread is a lot of fun. It's great. The butter was very good. The butter is great. The butter is great. I hope a butter. Yeah. And I thought that bread used to be warm,

but maybe never it was either. I don't know if I'm just things changed with the pandemic and stuff. I don't I have no idea. But I loved my dinner salad. I have some beats on their wags. That's right. It's a, it got that house dressing, which is kind of like thousand islandies. It was, I, I loved my dinner salad. I had some beats on their wags. That's right. It's a, you got that house dressing, which is kind of like thousand islandies. It was, I loved it. How's the Caesar?

Well, the Caesar. It was a good Caesar. Very solid. And we also got a shrimp cocktail. Now five shrimps. That's the thing. That's awkward to share for pretty much any sized party. And here's the funny thing about that breakdown.

I ate three of the shrimp. Well, here's the thing. Mitch introduced it. Like, so what should we get? Mitch breakdown. I ate three of the shrimp. Well, here's the thing, Mitch introduced it. Like, so what should we get? Mitch goes, well, I had the shrimp cocktail last time I was here and it was not that good. Let's get the shrimp cocktail. And I was like, okay.

I didn't really have something that I wanted more than that. I can like a shrimp cocktail. And then I wanted to give the shrimp cocktail another second shot. And it arrived and I had it. I didn to give the shrimp cocktail another a second shot. And it arrived and I had it. I didn't think it was terrible, but I didn't think it was that good. It's fine.

It's a fine shrimp cocktail. And it's fine, yeah. The problem with the problem is though, if someone introduces it and says, it's not very good and you have that kind of in your mind and you're like, hmm, it is not that good. Yeah. Also, I think at a place like that, I was kind of expecting or thinking in my mind

like the big jumbo shrimp cocktail. Well, yeah, so that's, that's what, that was my point of comparison. It's like, if you go to a hillstone and you get a shrimp cocktail, you get those big boys, because there's jumbo shrimp. There's something to have more of the shrimp there,

because they used to also bring it on ice, I thought, and now it comes like on vegetable, and a little cup in vegetables, and like shredded lettuce or whatever. But the shrimp cocktail, I probably probably order it 10 more times. I mean, look, there's something that I didn't order and I regretted not ordering it. I got scared out of order. We'll talk about it.

We'll get into it. Speaking of ice, thing I really like, isn't anything they do at Hellstone. They give you a little sidecar for the rest of your cocktail. That is very cool. That's very cool. And you know what, when your drink starts to get a little low

and maybe you haven't even knocked it yet, your waiter comes over and he refills it from the side car himself. A little crass. The service there is fantastic. Great service. We also, look, it is like, it's that sort of thing of like,

for listeners who get mad at us, we're going to a fancy steakhouse, which I don't know if anyone will or not. It is, it's, yes, it's expensive, but it also is like, we were wearing baseball caps, maybe we're just assholes. No, you're kind of assholes. Well, there's a little bit.

You dressed up like a door, okay? I thought it would be fun to dress up. And then I thought it was funny that you guys went the other way. Yeah, we did. I was like, I doing shit all day. Yeah, I came from something. Yeah, me and you came in, you're like,

I'll take off my hat and then you're like, man, I gotta put this fucking hat back on. I kept mine on. And then when you see the guys in the red suits looking at you, they probably hate our fucking guts. No, but this is the thing, because you will see people wearing full suits. You will see high powered exact types and agent types

who are dressed to the nines. But then you'll also see just like tourists wearing like a Tommy Bahamas shirt and and and get them out of there. It's like, yeah, I don't know. I like that, though. I like that. There's that. What is also kind of the Hollywood very Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah. I say it's expensive, but also you could probably not break the bank if you if you wanted to, if you want in there and order correctly. It's a little expensive. I'm just saying it's not the most, it's not the fanciest, most expensive place around. It's not.

It's about, no, no, this is like, look, if you went to like a Ruth's Kris stay-couse or a Morton stay-couse, you could easily spend as much as, I heard you said it was so in Frank and not have the, as a good experience. Yeah, for sure. Okay, so let's talk stakes a little bit

because this is the order of the day. So, I mean, do you wanna talk about what you're move? I wanted the rib by cap. And I went in there thinking, I'm gonna get the rib by cap. I wanted this rib by cap. I've had it before. My mom, sister and I, when tomorrow came out,

we went to Musso and Frank's and I got the rib by cap the ribeye cap and I loved it. And I went can you explain what a ribeye cap is because I actually hadn't heard of it. It's like it's just like the tender top of the ribeye basically. Um, and I went in there and they don't always have it. And I asked him I said, do you got the ribeye cap and he said, we got one. He says eight ounces though. Yeah. And that's scary because it's also like, you know, it, I have a hard time when I see like, I'm like, how much meat do I need? Like, there's like, eight ounces of small. Eight ounces is pretty small. It's half the size of the normal rib eye or the bone in rib eye, which is 16 ounces. Yeah. So you were getting, yes, you're getting a smaller portion of a more succulent meat. So I was, that scared me off. Eight ounces is like, you know, it's like the 10th of a baby, right?

And doings a baby, but yeah. I mean, look, I shouldn't put into baby terms. I'm just saying, we're talking baby weight at this point. Eight ounces. 16 ounces is a pound. Yeah, half a pound. So small.

Do you think a baby is, what size? The math there, you said in eight days, that would be four pound baby. It doesn't matter how much a baby fucking weighs. Yeah. Well, you brought it up, baby. It's not like we're, it's not like we brought up babies. A baby's diaper could weigh five ounces for Christ's sakes. Mm-hmm.

So I mean, that's also not gross. I'm not to think fucking disgusting. Baby shit filled diaper being the same size as the food we ate. Great question. Don't wear diapers. Eight ounces just eight ounces seem the small. Yes. Eight ounces seem small.

Yeah. I had it. I had it. What's that? I wish. Not. You make a some sort of dick. Yeah.

There's no really no doubt altogether. You make it some sort of dick. Yeah, I would all together. My dick doesn't weigh eight ounces. That's for sure. You know, my dick weighs half a pound. I would love for an eight ounce dick. I wonder if that would be an appealing thing. Like, oh, Ben, she's got such a heavy dick. I'm great idea for the next episode of The Scale. You're gone. You're really doing bad, baby.

Okay, so he said to Zaydown, he scared me off. The waiter who I liked a lot, he scared me off. Well, because you were like, okay, you thought you could get two of them. Well, that's what I thought. That's what I thought he was saying. That's what I thought he was saying. Yes. I thought he was like, it's eight ounces,

and I thought he was saying like, you get two, like I thought he was saying it was like a smaller cut tonight. Right. So you can order two, but he was just telling me that you could have, I don't think you would have probably rested here. I probably should. I probably should have.

Yeah. But also, it's like the same price as the regular ribeque is a higher quality, so it would have been spending a pretty penny there. So I've had it before. I knew the size. I knew it was smaller, but I was just like, ugh, it scared me off.

You would right before me ordered the ribeye. That's right. I say, never mind, I'll get the ribeye too. Then this guy switches his order. That's right. I said, if he's not gonna have the ribeye cap, which it was saving for you, I said, I'll get the ribeye too. Then this guy switches his order. That's right. I said, if he's not gonna have the ribeye cap, which it was saving for you, I said, I'll take it myself.

And in my mind, when he got off it, I had never even heard of the ribeye cap, I'm like, oh, maybe I'll switch, but you jumped in and switched. And I didn't know if it was the last one or I also didn't want to steal your move of being like, oh, I'll actually take it. Yeah.

So then I got the bone, bone in ribeye. Ribeye cap also kind of funny, sounds like a hat. Yeah, or like Captain America. Yeah. This is a lot of fun. There's a lot of fun stuff. But anyway, the stakes come and I have mine and Nick very generously offered to give us all a bite. Yeah, and I'm so mad that you did Because I had the bite and I said, it's so much better. I ordered Roger instead of enjoying this also good, steak now I had, you know, comparison of the thief of joy.

That's true. And now I just had comparison of the thief of joy, which is maybe not what the expression is, but I think I've heard something like that. I'm like that, yeah. Anyway, so now I just had this better person is the death of happiness. They're all there's versions of this. The idea is that what you start comparing yourself or anything that you have into what

other people are, you start enjoying it. You start comparing this podcast to blank check. You're right. You start enjoying it. What are we doing here? And so then I just had that and I'm like, I fucked up with the order and such a, and I was telling you guys, you know,

my wife's a vegetarian, so I don't get out to a lot of steak out of those. This is the only steakhouse I've been to in the past. I don't even remember before pandemic. Like for four years, I guess if you count time of shanty, or is I guess that's not true. That's kind of a separate thing. Oh sure, sure. It's not true. That's not kind of a separate, slightly separate thing.

Oh, sure, sure. It's owned by... I was supposed to be feeling sad for you right now. Well, I just was saying that I just was in my head as I fucked up. I fucked up the order and it made me sad. Yeah, I messed up the order. I didn't... I was like, I was delightful.

Yes, the ribeye cap was fantastic. I didn't get to try a bite of the bone in ribeye. You ate it all and didn't really offer. I mean, I think that it wasn't that different. You thought it was. I mean, it would have been nice to try. You know, why is when you feel the same way? Did you give him a PC yours?

No, but you know. I get a car, I get a PC. Yeah, because he gave me a piece of his and you gave me a PC yours. Yeah. So like, we all did swaps, but you know, it's just this was the two of you issue. Yeah.

He was on his end of the same. I just never you know that you guys were sitting next to each other How what did you what did you think of the steak break down when you had when you try the different the different I would I would you're the only one who tried every bite of every step. I would have given yours the bronze I hate to tell you I think the bone in was better than the boneless, But I mean, that's also just my personal tendency. I prefer the bone in. I think the... I like my steak quite a bit.

I mean, the steak. You're so good. They were all good. The last time I was steak, they were good. That's the reason I went, because I went not that long ago and the reason I went for the revised because the last time I was there, I had like my favorite rib eye I've ever had.

So like, you can get lucky there. I think that the food quality can go up and down. I think sometimes you'll get better stuff and other times it won't be as good, but the shrimp cocktails and example of that. But for the most part, you're getting a lot of good food. I was curious, Wigar. I know you've been eating a lot less red meat.

I wasn't even sure what you were gonna do when we were eating that. I didn't know if you were even gonna eat red meat. Well, it was the last time you had had a steak. Or red meat. Well, here's the thing. We fairly recently did black angus. So we did black angus.

Like, I'm fraud, okay. Okay. Okay. Stole my cap. Stole the cap. You have, you've ordered it. You chose that, okay. No, you stole it from me.

Okay. Damn it. I wanted that cap. I'm gonna have to go back for a cap. You can do it. Steak cap. This sounds like a that cap. I'm gonna have to go back for a cap. You can do it. Stake cap. This sounds like a night cap. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Three more shrimp cut. Okay, so it stinks. Stakes are all good. We didn't touch sides. Let's touch sides a little bit. First off, we got a peppercorn sauce and their steak sauce.

Okay, this is, when you talk about not expensive, the amount they charge you for just sauce is insane. Yeah, $10 per... $9 per... For a sauce. Yeah, it's absurd. This is the thing, that's where you see the markup. It's things like the sauce or like the asparagus

that we got, which was, you know, $16 for, I think we each got four spears. Yeah. There's one of those places where the steaks come all a cart and all of the sides are for Sharon. That's on you guys. I'd go no greens all day. You guys, I green vegetable. You brought up asparagus. I had the broccoli me last time I there and it was, and it was kind of Delson oil and then the asparagus I thought was well could could have been seasoned a little bit more but the

Brunei sauce did a lot of it. It's a holiday sauce, but yeah, it's similar sort of sauce and I think it's just Completely unseasoned, but I think it was actually Sustard's call to get the Asparagus. Yeah, well, I just was going for a green. I went for Asparagus. I think it was the right move. Also, we got potatoes two ways, which I was like, I don't think we need that many potatoes,

and I was wrong because Mitch, we got the mashed potatoes, which were good, but then we also got the Leon A's potatoes. Yeah, Leon A's potatoes were great, and we probably would have not gotten them before. We would not have gotten them if we don't have it for one potato. Yeah, so that was the right move.

I thought I was insulting to my heritage and my culture for you to say, we could only get one potato. And I thought the two potato move was turned out to be great. The Leon A's potato is that's how you say it. I don't know how you pronounce it. But I might get that every time I go there.

That's what I was gonna say, I think that's, that's what I would nudge anyone towards if they're trying to figure out which of the, you know, half dozen potato preparations to get, try out those Leonays. And what it is, it's basically like a, it's a, it's, I think it's flash boiled or it's just like, it's par boiled

and then they flash fried, I think that's the process. It's interesting, there's a little bit of a tangent that you would nudge someone. When ordering, do you feel that obligation when you go to dinner with someone or let someone to be like, as a showboy? No, just in general, there's a person to be like,

yes, you don't want them to order badly. Yeah, if I know the place and they don't, for sure, I give them a little bit of guidance. Yeah, because this is also a thing, you're looking at this big, like this, the fucking long menus and there's a lot of options There's people who Look there's like, you know

I think that I will be opinionated about it. There's guys like Armin are good for an Armin who Who will like take control of ordering? You know what I mean? I don't go that far. I'm like unless someone wants me to take the reins. I'm gonna do that. Yeah I like to do a bit where and I'm eating that far. I'm not gonna like unless someone wants me to take the reins and do that. Yeah. I like to do a bit where I'm eating lunch with someone. I like, oh, what are you gonna get and find out ahead of time and then when the waiter comes, I like do it like a dad and be like, and this guy right here is gonna get the club

saying what? That's fun. That's fun. No one likes it. Yeah, I don't like that. That's awesome. I guess we should talk desserts real quick. I was gonna say the peppercorn sauce

is my favorite of the sauce. Quality sauce. The hollandes, which I thought was a brine, the hollandes sauce, which I thought we tried to order one of each sauce, because there was a brine sauce, right? I guess we didn't get it. We got the ketchup, a steak sauce,

and the peppercorn sauce, I thought the peppercorn sauce was kind of like a gravy. Yeah, that's fun. We also got the, for dessert, we got the 1919 Sunday, which is, I believe it's vanilla ice cream peanut brittle, peanut brittle and butter scotch. Kind of an unconventional combination, and also I feel like a lot of times

you were saying this, usually Sundays are so chocolate dominated restaurant. There was nice to see a non-chocolate Sunday. That was a susurban. That was a susurban. But I will say this. Do we want to take it back? Oh, yeah.

So we also got the 1919 Sunday. And this is a Sunday that's vanilla ice cream, peanut brittle, and butter scotch. And Susser was saying, normally you see a Sunday and it's so dominated by chocolate. That's right, Nick. That was something that I said last night. You know, I think that, look, there's nothing wrong

with chocolate sauce on a Sunday. No. But I think it's nice to kind of see something different and be like, hey, this is how they did it in 1919. Right, so that's a great thing it has. Yeah, okay. Me, I was like so surprised you knew so much about sauces. But I look at you, I'm like, this guy doesn't know anything

about sauces. You know everything about sauces. You like sauce, you like chocolate, you like sauce, you're a sauce man. You're supposed. He's sauce in powers. He's so in powers. He's soft in powers He's soft in powers. He's soft in powers. You spill sauce on my coach. It's true I spilled ranch is ranch sauce. Yeah, it's a sauce of sauce. It's both addressing in a sauce

We might be exploring that topic more in the future Yeah, wow I don't know. I don't think we will, honestly. Sunday was great, I would dead. I look, I had the Sunday the last time I was there. So I was like, I don't need to have the Sunday again, but because I'm such a man. I don't know what the fuck you were like, oh, we don't need to get the Sunday again. It was great.

And even though it was great. But then the shrimp, you're right, they're bad. We have to get it. I'm so good at it, you said I had it, it was great. We don't need to get it again. The bad I don't know. Let's get, let's be clear. I'm so good at it. I'm so good at it I'm gonna be good at it, you said I had it,

it was great, we don't need to get it again. The bad I don't know. Let's get, let's be clear here, Sussa thing that he wanted from the beginning. Yeah. Which was the, what were the, it was the, it was the flannel cake. The flannel cake.

Which we ended up getting, the flannel cake. Which it looked a lot like pancakes. I was like are those pancakes? Yeah. And then the fact that they were maybe pancakes seemed like if you wanted them more, it was interesting to me. I think it's interesting when you go to a restaurant and they have something on the menu that seems like

they should not have on the menu. It's also not part of the dessert menu. It's listed with the appetizers, but it clearly seems to be some sort of sweet treat. And it was, it came with our version, came with a very good taste. Well, that was actually both on the regular menu and then on the dessert menu.

They are trying to, maybe they have too many of them. Probably they're, they're really pushing them. Yeah, it was like a crap and it had a, uh, it was had berries and yogurt. And they said they used to serve them at lunch and such really one of these, these, these, these craps. Yeah. The flannel cakes are whatever.

Uh, and I thought that those are going to be hot. And I just wanted one hot dessert and that's I said, okay, you would be excited about them. I love flannel were gonna be hot. And I just wanted one hot dessert, and that's, I said, okay, you think you would be excited about them? I love flannel, that's true. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you say, you're right. I do.

I wasn't sure about them. I was, because I thought they were a pancake. And then they said their crepes, they said, let's try them. They were cold, they were served cold, which was the only downside. I had had that Sunday before, but I'm such a munch. Can you say that about yourself?

I was such a munch. I was such a munch. I said, this is Sunday is so good. We gotta have it again. And let me tell you, it was so good once again. That Sunday is like one of the best Sundays. They got that caramelized banana in there. Oh, yeah, I forget to mention the banana.

Oh my God, they're on it. So fucking good. And like you were saying, well, I forgot to mention the banana. Oh my god. They're on it. So fucking good. And like you were saying, Wags, I believe you were saying this. Just so unlike any Sunday that you usually have. Yeah, not a conventional steakhouse. I think you were saying like you usually get like chocolate in your son, right? Yeah. Yeah. Can we take it back? Sure, sure, sure. So I think Wags, I think you were saying. So I think wags. Yeah, I think you were saying All right, we should take our second break. We should come right back and give our four Okay, well, what I don't know. I felt like there was more

We yeah, but we're we didn't talk we didn't we didn't we didn't talk about our whiskey soures and then I also got myself a Dike that's right Dikery Dekery Dekery a Dikery That's right, Dikery, Dakery? Dakery. I'd Dikery. What the fuck? The year's almost over. Just fuck it. I got a break.

We'll be back with our Forkscore review. Dak, I thought there was like a sophisticated way to say Dakery. I got my hat. I think it's just Dakery. I think you just set a slur instead. DAKERRY DAKERRY

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all right welcome back to doughboys it's time for our fork scores for musso and frank so says you've done the podcast before your first fidget your first visit your maiden scores for Musso and Frank. So, Sustory, we've done the podcast before, your first visit, your maiden voyage to Musso and Frank with Hollywood Institution, your thoughts, your Fork score. And it's tough. I feel like because this is such a fancy meal, an expensive meal, it was such a treat. And you guys took me and it was a, it was very, very nice.

I appreciate it. I feel like I'm an asshole if I don't say five forks. And there's a lot nice, I appreciate it. I feel like I'm an asshole if I don't say five forks. And there's a lot that's great about it. The atmosphere cannot be beat, it's a home run. The food is very good. Yeah. I think you do have to weigh the price point because it's expensive. But it also is, it's not just a meal.

It's also like a life experience. Sure. It's like going to, you know, like a, it's like stepping into the past. Mm-hmm. It's stepping, you know, it's, it's kind of like going to a museum. You should feel just as good about going to

this restaurant and going to a museum. Mm-hmm. It's one of the museums. I don't think Museum food sucks. It's one of the museums. I don't think... Museum food sucks. It's true. Now that there have been a few six forkers in Doe Boys, I don't think it makes it to six forks.

Well, you know what? I feel pretty good. I'm putting it at five forks. Five forks. Very good score. Which one do you think? Look, the first time I went here, it was with my dad and my mom back in the early days of Hollywood when I first moved out here.

And like I said, I wasn't blown away by the food that first time. You know, I've gone many times over. I've had one of the best steaks I've ever had in my life there. There's been great moments. It's just the experience is bigger than the food, but I think the food is also really fantastic now. The cocktails are great. Yes. Sus. How many sixes have I given out so far just two? I believe was a two or three? Thanks three Bonchon. Did you write a third one?

Wasados Bonchon is sados Bonchon Gisados and oh Zenko you gave six forks. I've only given out one I've given out three which is also I don't like that that I give it three sixes out I'm gonna say I'm giving a fourth six today, Wags. A six forker. Now, you've done no five and a half. No. Okay. What a restaurant.

That's what I say, Wags. It's one of the best there is. I mean, come on, I think it's one of the best restaurants in the world. For what it is, the experience and for what it is it's fucking it rules. Um, it's Hollywood and I love my city. I love Hollywood California. Hollywood's come on. Like I said, there's been a lot of tough stuff this year.

Look, for real, the world is a mess. It's a bad, it's a bad stuff and some bad stuff. I know I wasn't trying to cry about myself. I had a health scare, but I'm doing okay. Impression. Then the world is going through horrible stuff. It makes me sad, but most of all, Hollywood has come under attack.

The left's fear. It's true. You know, I love Hollywood. I love the good history of Hollywood and that places that good, great warm feeling of the history of Hollywood when you're in there. And yeah, the food is great. It transports you to another time.

That salads fantastic. The shrimp cocktail used to be good. It slipped a little bit, but still whatever. You can have one of the best steaks. You get that rib-eye cap. I mean, come on, the service is, it's top of the line, wags, the drinks, and now the memories for me, including last night. That's a level.

So it's a six-forker, my fourth six-forker. I won't give out many. But that's, I mean, you've given out three this year. So I think that's an uptick in six-forks. Yeah. That's a lot. that's a lot. That's a lot. But this one deserves six for us.

Okay. I think you, I, your fork score is your fork score. I think it's possible you're diminishing the significance of the six for us by giving it out a little too much. Well, well, we'll do casual. You're gonna have to'm up to seven.

I'm up to seven. I'm up to seven. I'm up to seven. I'm up to seven. I'm up to seven. I'm up to seven. I'm up to seven. How to wrap up my thoughts on this restaurant in Musso

and Frank, this Hollywood Institute. What is Musso? Did we talk about that? They're just the guys who founded the restaurant. This is the last name. Pretty sure it's the last name. Okay. And Frank is the last name.

I mean, I should have this context. I had this earlier. I don't have an in front of me. I believe it was a- This is a pretty last name. I mean, I should have this context. I had this earlier, I don't have it in front of me. I believe it was a- This does a pretty funny name. His name is like Mousseau. He sounds like a bully. He sounds like my kind of guy is what I'm trying to say.

I don't know what, yeah, let's see if I can find the bout page here. I'm gonna look this up. I feel like I would audition for a role named Mousseau, which I can do now, well now the strike is over. Okay, here's the thing. Brank is a first name, Muso was a last name. I love it.

Brank Tuley and Joseph Muso. Yeah, that wasn't even really that hard to- I don't know why I was a Muso tree. What a weird combination, two people, one of them using their first name, one of them using their last name. Wow, Nick and Mitch. What a weird combination. Two people, one of them using their first name, one of them using their last name. Wow. Nick and Mitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fun. But I'm just saying, it's also fun that it exists

and things like that. That it exists and more just like, hey, this is this procedural that's on prime that dads love. And they get this dude hanging out of Bosch all the time. Bosch is hanging out rather at Mussohn Frank all the time. You're talking about Bosch so much. What Bosch? Well, it's not the only thing that it has, that it's referenced in. Yeah.

But also like it's fun that it's in Bosch. I'm just, that's an independent thought. It's also fun. I know I know it's in 11, but it's fun that it's in Bosch. It's fun, it is fun that it's in Bosch. It's fun that it's in Bosch. It's fun that it's in Bosch. I think in Bosch, Legacy goes there too.

Jesus Christ. How does sum up my thoughts on Musa one Frank, that's Hollywood institution? I think I will turn to Bosch. I wish I had a quote from the actor who plays Bosch, but I don't. What I have is a quote from. I wish I had that too. What I have is a quote from the director of the cutting satire don't look up at a

mckay quote. The first time I went to Musa one Frank was because we had done anchor man at Dreamworks and I met Steven Spielberg. We had been chatting and he said, have you been to Musso in Frank and I was like, no, I haven't. And he said, you have to go. It's the oldest Italian restaurant in Hollywood. I don't think it's an Italian restaurant. I'm not part of it. It's Italian steakhouse or something. But I went with my wife and I was like, Steven Spielberg said we have to go here again. It's fabulous. It's amazing place, but the food wasn't very good. And then I saw Spielberg again,

and I was like, that was a cool joint. He was like, it's not about the food man, get a cocktail, hang. So the next time we went, we got it. We were like, Musso in Franks, and then we dove to the menu more, and we found the good food. It is about vibes.

It's about hanging out there, and it's a great, it's got great vibes, it's a great place to hang out. Again, like I mentioned, it's great that it's an oasis away from, you know, one of the most noxious parts of a city that can be oftentimes, you know, a very gross and city like that stretch of roadway in front of the restaurant.

And then you go inside and you're transported to a different time. It's a lot of fun. I think for this, yeah. You have that, you have that quote up as more. I was like, and then Steven said to me, if you ever make a show about the Lakers, don't cast Will Ferrell as Jerry Buzz. Yeah, weird.

That came from. Oh, weird. All right. Anyway, go on. I don't think I love you. I don't think in a vacuum, this place is a fire forker, but it does not exist in the vacuum. It's a part of, it has its legacy. Again, it's the oldest restaurant in Hollywood.

It's a part of film history. And I think if you're visiting the city, or you live in the city, Bosch goes there. I think it's worth experiencing for that alone. You know, like Mitch said, the food can be up up and down. So I, to me, this is a, this is a fire forker experience. I would recommend anyone go to Mooseone Frank. Can I enter Jennifer's there?

Yeah. Well, you're done. But when you, when you walk in and move to Frank's, do look up and take in the history. Oh, and look, and who can I interject? And also do look around too. It's interesting because there's a, there is a sign you go inside and it's like you can only

take photographs at your table because you know celebrities in there and they don't want paparazzi around in that's part of why you know a Danny Trayholt comfortable eating their I hate the paparazzi sorry I hate the fuck paparazzi. I hate the fuck paparazzi. Are we gonna do a segment? Let me get it. You know what the autographss, they're just selling those autographs. You know, and this also reminded me, I should go, I should Steven and, and McKay and I should go to, I'm friends with. To Bousso, yeah.

All right, Amelia is back. Amelia is back. I mean, we have our, it's time for the shake part of steak and shake eight. And we've got a beverage, and we're gonna decide if you should pour it down your throat. It's drink or stink, shake or ache edition.

Mitch, because the SAG after strike is over, we now have permission to cover the Shake Shack trolls band together shakes. Whoa, oh my God, thank God. Under the old rules, we could not have covered this. We would have been in violation of the SAG after contract, but now we can cover the commercial shake. Let me just say, thank God twisted money.

They give it a little cut short. Yeah. And instead we get to do the troll shakes because look, who cares right about my stuff? It's more about the trolls. We love trolls. We love a troll show. Thus are you as a bit of a troll yourself? No.

And also as a troll, and as the start of the episode. I guess so. As a two time father, have you taken in the trolls franchise? Yes, I have taken in the trolls franchise. What do you think of the trolls movies? They are movies that I've probably seen like,

10 times, but never all the way through. Right, sure. What I like them, they've got some music. They're kids movies that are four kids. Got it. Which is I think a good, they're musical, which is good. Right, sure. But I like them. They've got some music. They're kids movies that are four kids. Got it. Which is I think a good, they're musical. Which is good. That's fun.

Was Thomas Hayden Church gonna be on the podcast? Yes. Did he confirm? I talked to him on the phone. Yeah. Campbell, we were gonna go out with, we were gonna go out to, yeah, okay.

We're making promises for people that you're like, we haven't, we didn't, look like somebody in the, we were gonna try. We used to. We were really able to pass to it. Okay, we're making promises for people that you're like, we haven't, we didn't, look at somebody in the camera. We're gonna try. We're gonna try. But Ray Leona passed away. Mackie, and you said that he almost was on the podcast,

and it was you thought about emailing someone, what, what, what, what, Ray Leona? And I did email someone. And they never responded. Anthony Mackie almost came on. Eddie? Yeah, MJ is still gonna come on. The showrunner we're going to have a lot of fresh, we're going to talk. We're going to talk. Let's, no matter what's on product, it's on peacock now. Check it out. We've got a,

okay, so the ones we've got, we're just sorry helping ourselves by the way. Poppy's sugar cookie shake, which is hand spun sugar cookie frozen custard mixed with a cookie dough pop candy topped with whipped cream and cotton candy. Viva's cinnamon roll shake, hand spun cinnamon roll, frozen custard makes with a cookie dough pop candy topped with whipped cream and cotton candy. Viva's cinnamon roll shake, hand spun cinnamon roll frozen custard, swirl with the gold frosting, topped with whipped cream and can, now is the time for him to drink

while I am reading all this copy. All right, I'm gonna get you too. Viva's cinnamon roll shake, which is hand spun with cinnamon roll frozen custard. He's freaking out. Swirled with gold frosting, topped with whipped cream and gold confetti, and then finally, branches chocolate peppermint shake,

which is hands-bun vanilla and chocolate frozen custard, mixed with mint fudge, topped with whipped cream, and mint candy crunch. I have one word to describe each of these shakes individually and collectively, which is ungapachka. I think these all have too much going on. So just in case, I'm gonna get a plain vanilla and a plain chocolate.

Okay, there's a baseline. Yeah. Just in case one of us drank all of the shakes, we need something else today. We're so furious by the little coach that you needed something simple. I do have an app in there. I gotta tell you I agree,

there's a cotton candy chunk on this, and it's like hard. But I'm gonna say this, the shakes pretty good. I'm gonna take, I think the move here is just from the shake shack. Yeah, this is from Shake Shack. This is the cheapest looking shakeack stuff I've ever seen. What do you mean, in what sense?

It looks like, look at the, there's dumb trolls shit on the cups. I don't know, it just seems like, I don't know. It's entered in the Shake Shack has fully gone, they've gone basically full fast food chain now, where they're just like, we're just gonna have promotional tie-ins with the big movie that's coming out with the big kids kids IP and we're going to do some shake and we're going to do a dumb stupid cup for it. So yeah, that's the that's the phase they are in their business model.

All right, I'm just handing over this one. Which one is this? I like that. That's a sugar cookie. It's got candy. I don't know why I don't know what cotton candy has a connection to sugar cookie to me. That seems like it's own thing. So you've tried each one so far. Yeah.

What are your thoughts? Um, some of you wish what those cinnamon, I think the cinnamon roll shake I really liked. The chocolate minty one. Yeah, oh, the branches chocolate peppermint shake was not as impressed by that one. Sugar cookie shake is not bad. It's got some decent, you know,

I think that's some decent texture through the straw here. And I kind of like the sugar cookie custard. It's a good flavor. It's not, I was worried it was gonna taste kind of play-dohy, but it kind of has its own character. All right, I'm gonna move on to the cinnamon roll shake. What did you all think of the cinnamon roll shake? I thought that was so far.

It's been my favorite of the munch. Look, can I say something to invoke a different character from the Austin Powers franchise? When it comes to food, I don't love gold. I don't need gold flakes and gold leaf and all that shit and any food I'm gonna eat. I believe that is wrappers. I pull the one. What did you ever I'm covered in oh my god

Oh my god Those in your straw you fool yeah because this idea of keeping your own straw That's not thank you Emma There's also now just showing the camera that there's now chocolate on the top of the I think I'm gonna keep those as our personal Tobler's paper towels. That's a good go. Just fucking covered in shit, that fucking stained paper towels.

Chocolate, whatever. I thought this was, this one's kind of sciencey, the seminroll shake. I don't love it. I don't love the gold frosting. Should I have waited for my really serious health concerns to talk about them while you were covered in shake instead?

Or should I have done it at the top where Gwigo was covered in coffee? You fucking slabs. I should have eaten the paper towels, Mitch. And then, have me that the third one, the chocolate peppermint when you get a chance. Don't worry about the chair, so I'll get it later. Alright.

Who's having fun? Thanks buddy. Here's something, this regular chocolate shake is not that great. A shake shake, falling off in the shake department? Wow. It's just like, it's just very icy. You'll see. I mean, I'm probably not going to have any.

Give me a sip. Come on, give me a sip. Ah. Just mean, I'm probably not gonna have any Listen, come on. Give it a sit. Just use my straw. Hold on. I would at least use this one for your horrible virus that you have here. Did I have maybe a virus that made me go insane? Yes, but still just try it. I hate this. Yeah, peppermint is disgusting. I see. That's a that's a hard a stank or a ache. Remember, remember, use a straw.

All right, here we go. I'm going to have a little bit of the chocolate now. So, sir, how often do you have a shake? A few times a day. I don't know how often I have a milk, it's pretty rarely. There's something that I like a lot, but they also just,

they're certain foods that I just feel like, well, that's an insane thing to eat. Exactly. It's always, and they're like expensive to get out a lot of times. And also, I feel like I'm just 100% gonna have diarrhea. Yeah. And I'm just like, it's not worth it. But I like them a lot, but I don't.

This is your favorite? The sugarcook. Yeah. Sugarcook is my lot, but I don't. This is your favorite? The sugar cookie, yeah. Sugar cookies, my favorite. No, the sugar cookies, my favorite. Do you like the cinnamon roll? Oh, no, yeah, I did like the cinnamon roll. I didn't like that one. I agree with why, because it's chemical.

Yeah, it takes no. I mean, all of these, but these are very much like for kids. That's the thing. You know what, I'm gonna give these all to stinks. I'm gonna give this collectively stinks because this is not for me this is for you know if you really know the trolls fans franchise and you want to i guess taste the trolls uh... then uh... you know have them in shake form at

shake shack but i i don't need to have this again i'd much rather have this regular chocolate one which one is my start on whatever um i'm done with shakes and we can have any more shakes i disagree i think that the sure cook you want is a drink. That's the only one I like. So I guess if I was gonna break them off individually, I would say that one was a is a drink or is a shake. Or is a drink?

And the other two are aches. Did you try the childhood one? Was it a little too icy? That was fine. Anything goes too icy. I think that all pretty good. I mean, they're not good. I think that, I, I, I, I, I, I'm pretty good.

They're not good. They're fine. They're, I mean, like this is even, this is good. I mean, they're, they're fine. If you got one of those, but like, you got a burger there and that's the shake you got and that was the drink, the shake you were going to have with your meal. Would you be happy with that? I think in that context, you'd be a little bit. And that's the shake you got. And that was the drink, the shake you were going to have with your meal.

Would you be happy with that? I think in that context, you'd be a little bit like, I don't need this thing. I think having a taste of it, maybe it's okay, but I don't know. I would want to commit fully to any of these flavors. I didn't try the vanilla, I got to try the vanilla one. Okay.

Mitch is gonna have the vanilla one. That was drink or stink, shaker egg addition, just like a restaurant, we have our feedback, we have the feedback. And today we have an email from Tom Vee. Tom writes, by the way, Tom spelled with an H. Do you like that? No.

I don't like that. I don't care for you. I think it's fine. CH-T-H-O-M. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. Anyway, Tom Vee writes, if you could move any holidays

around, where would you put them? Wow. I think open-ended question. Here's the thing, I feel like there's a stretch of the year where there aren't any days off of work. Mm-hmm. And I feel like you. Jesus, don't worry about it.

You know what, you know what I think the move I think it would make? I think you move a labor day. Well, I don't want to it. You know what, you know what I think the move I think it would make? I think you move a labor day. Well, I don't want to just move something, but because I think people should have more days off in general. But I think if you could, I would say move labor day to May day, which is when the rest of the world celebrates it. And then you got another May holiday, you know, there's summer, summer month holiday. The labor day weekend is fun though, but it feels like it's turned into more of a sales

thing than a day off. Here's my thing. New years too close to Christmas. It'll be a little, give me a couple more weeks. I mean, I several a little bit more wiggle room. Which one would you move though? Oh, I got to swap it with something. Yeah, because you got to move it elsewhere in the year. All right, New Year's swaps with Halloween. So Halloween comes right after.

I can't swap it. I think you can just move it to another time. Yeah, that's the another time that I'll make. Yeah. All right, New Year's swaps to January 31st. So January is part of the... Why not, why not, why not, in the middle of the summer? That's actually kind of more fun, right? Summer New Year?

Yeah. But like August 1st. Yeah, as a New Year's person, isn't a cozy New Year. Pretty fun too. I like Christmas is cozy holiday. But like new years, you try to go out and like do stuff and it's always shitty weather and cold and freezing and snowing, so it'd be nice to be able to go out

and party with people and not potentially cross your car on the way there. That's pretty good. I'm just gonna say, this is the obvious thing. That's a problem. Thanksgiving and Christmas are too close together, right? And thanks, look, we've hit the stretch. We're in the stretch right now.

So I think Thanksgiving moves to March. What a good. I kind of, it's not so bad. The positioning in the air. Is that part of the year January to March is so fucking miserable to like put something fun in the middle of it? Yeah, that's the super bowl you get Thanksgiving.

That's kind of fun. Well, you have Valentine's Day in between Yeah, that's the super bowl you get Thanksgiving. That's kind of fun. Like you have Valentine's Day in between. So it's a time when you're sweet. Then what the fuck is that shit about that? What happens to, but what it goes on in November? There's nothing. I think you just got a desk right. So it is no, it is no nut in November,

which is it is every year. I guess, yeah. Halloween, but Halloween has that whole season. And then that probably bleeds into the set to November a little bit. And then you've got a little bit more, like just Christmas ramp up. I think they should move it in March, but then also on, like on the day that's Thanksgiving and November, I'm still gonna have like Turkey and with,

and gather with friends and family. What could enjoy- Does it seem like it's cheating? There is, there is something though kind of fun of the year end sequencing of end of October Halloween, end of November is Thanksgiving, end of Christmas is, or end of December's Christmas. It's kind of like you've like,

oh, each month kind of has its own, is like a land in nightmare before Christmas. Yeah. I kind of like that doesn't- I think that the summer is just miss, I think the summer is missing out on some stuff. What was your life for it? Yeah, but you know. Yeah. It's like for this kind of like that. I think that the summers is missed. I think the summers miss now in some stuff. What was your life for it? Yeah, but you know.

Yeah. So I thought this kind of whack. Mm-hmm. Maybe that's it. That's kind of fun. Yeah, there really isn't an August holiday. Mm-hmm. And what is in June?

Well, more really, maybe we shouldn't move no, not November to August. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's pretty good. No, not August. No, not August. No, not August. No bust August. No bust, yeah.

I can't think of an A word. Aking, aching, aching balls August is what I was going to say, but balls doesn't really work and it's just disgusting sounding. Well, again, bust isn't got, bust in gustor, you know, rhyme so bust, august. No bust, august. To me kind of works. I don't know, it's not, maybe not pit.

It's not as sonorous as no nut in November. No, no flogged. No flogged. I'm gonna flog your fucking rod for 31 days. That's also the added challenge because it's a 31 day month. So you gotta make an extra day without flogging your meat. I think that's fucked up. Yeah. Here's you know what I got I got idea. I would move. Um, I think that June. Yeah. We should move January 6th to June.

God. Can I ask a general question just about November? And I just want to get everyone's takes. Is edging a violation of the spirit of no November? Or is that okay? No, it's okay. You think it's okay. I think it's a violation. Because I think you're like trying to get away.

I was like, I'm not nutting in what? It's like that I'm not touching you. Like, you know, I... I... Wait, wait, you got somewhere to go? What the fuck's going on over here? No, I'm thinking. Okay.

It seemed like you want to get the fuck out of here. A little bit. We're almost done. I guess it depends on if you enjoy edging or not. Like some people might find that miserable in which case, I guess they can do it. But if you like edging, you're violating it. I think so too.

I think if you're having it trying to get away with Jackson off by just edging and not coming. I just got to interject every two seconds. Take Sussar out for dinner. Take out. He's never been to He made a video. He made a video. Emma. Did you make the videos earlier today? He made a song Amelia saying what the fuck did you do? Besides interrupt my shit. You fucking asshole Keep it a positive this year. Oh fuck you. It's me taking asshole. I'm not keeping it in positive this year.

Oh, fuck you. It's me taking it. I'm taking it negative this year and saying, fuck you. We love you, Susie. Do a lot for the podcast, but I don't fuck yourself. If you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurants, you can email us at doboyspodcast.com or lose a voicemail 830 godo. That's 8304636844. And hey, this is the final new main feed Dolboys of the year.

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Makes a sweet little Christmas gift or a Hanukkah gift. Can you gift on Patreon? Nope. Nope. Yeah. It's annoying. Well, it still makes a nice gift for yourself. You can give someone the cash value of paying. There you go. Or you can sign someone up. Whatever. You can figure it out. He figured out. Look, like I said, it's been a tough year for me. It's been a tough year for the world. But a lot of good stuff and the podcast has been good and I'm hoping that the world itself and things for us and the people we love

and our listeners go well in the coming year. I think I'm looking positively towards 2024. Well said and you touched on something and in the spirit of positivity, do we just say the podcast is good? The podcast is good. Wow, the podcast is good. I'm excited We just say the podcast is good. The podcast. Good. Wow. The podcast is good. Maybe no boys is good.

I think that it was pretty good this year. It was good. Evan Susser, also good. Thank you for being here. Great to be here guys. As always, I had a blast. I love going to dinner. I love chatting with you guys.

I love, you know, needle in you a little bit, but it's all in good fun. Yeah. Anything you like to plug? Sure. I wrote on season two of killing it on peacock. A lot of doe boys guests have been actors, not the least of which is Mike Mitchell as Dean Trovia in two episodes. Very funny Claudia Odarity, co-created by Luke Deltertry and Dolboys guest Dan Gore. One of the funniest shows to have Heideker,

all sorts of Dolboys guests in the most recent season is on Peacock, it's a lot of fun. And if Dol army gets in there, who knows what could happen. It's one of the funniest shows on TV. I saw how to blasts filming that and watch it on peacock. I'm gonna plug that too. I'm gonna plug it with you. And also I wrote a along with Van Robeshow,

I wrote a ride at Universal Orlando. That's the Villancon minion blast. Where if you visit Universal Orlando, you can play this ride. That's a lot of fun. That's awesome. So those are those are two things to plug. And also, Bosch, big of Bosch. And Mitch, you have something to plug as well. Wags, we had to cut some stuff out of the Stephanie Beatrice episode, who is a fabulous actor and twist him out the star of the show.

And we have that clip. We're gonna, if you keep listening, you can listen to the part of the episode we had to cut out because we talk about twist of metal. And now you can listen. So there you go. So stick around. A little bit of your own bonus.

That'll be at the very end of the episode. Check it out. There you go. Wait, Wags, before we end the episode, I forgot something. I had a little gift for you. Oh great, Check it out. There you go. Wait, Wags, before we end the episode, I forgot something. I had a little gift for you. Oh, great. We're back.

There's more. I... Well, we're still doing this. I've been through some shit. I'm dealing with some stuff. 40 minutes late. I've been trying to clear out, you know, I've been trying to clear out my place a little bit,

get on top of stuff, waving to our next guest. That's right. I found something that probably was gifted to me from someone on the podcast, but it reminded me of me and me and you, and I wanted to give it to you if I had to have for this next year. I think you could put it on your bag. I think you'll like it.

And it's Sonic dressed up as Mario. Wow, what a crossover event. That's from Friday Pinto. Friday Pinto Instagram. I take back a crossover event. That's from Friday Pinto, Friday Pinto. And so on Instagram. I take back everything I said. That was good. I'm glad we came back for this.

That's sick as hell. We're gonna get fast. We're gonna get fast. We're gonna get fast over. You know, a little Christmas spirit at the end. Very Christmas. Did you give me something? No.

Okay. You don't celebrate Christmas. No, that's true. Wow. Gotta go fast. We're like gotta go it's true. Wow. Gotta go fast. We're like gotta go to do fast. Bye. Let's go more like let's a dough. Oh, let's talk about twisted metal.

A bitch. Now we're talking. Stephanie, we're working the show. You work together in the show. You're in the show together. Tell us about it. What do we expect? It's good.

It's it's rules. It rules. And you're a great in it. You're're in the show together. Tell us about it. What do we expect? It's cool. It's rules. It rules. It's super violent. You're creating a two. No, that's you're being nice. You're not. You're cool and funny as hell in the show. Thank you.

You know, and it's great. I was saying this yesterday, you do a thing where you don't, until the second episode, you don't say a word. This is coming out after this. This is coming out the day it, why is this drops, the day it comes out? Wow.

But your performance, even when you're not speaking is great. You do so much work just without saying that first episode, without saying a word. Well, it's amazing how present you can be when you're not trying to think of your fucking lines. It's funny because I would, we saw a screening of the first two episodes last night, Wags and I loved it. It was great. But I was watching myself wash camera.

It did crush. But I was looking at myself like when I was an acting in a scene, I was like, like my, like it was like a fly. I was like landing on my nose. No, look, get the hell out of here. But I'll tell you this Wags, the show was great and she's great in it and it was hot as hell and New Orleans. It was a lot of, I mean, it's like demolition, Derby, you know, somebody compared to like Fury Road, Mad Max meets to me.

It's very like Bugs Bunny stupid humor. It's really stupid. It's this kind of stuff where you're in the middle of a laugh, almost embarrassed that you're laughing at it. And Mitch's is so stupid. Yeah. Your question because there was laughs. No, I said because it's so stupid. That's my tone. That's my favorite place. It's also very dark. It's like super gallows humor. Yeah. You know, very, very, very dark. That's one thing I did I think that there's been a lot of look

There's people who love the game and they're very protective of it and I get that We both played the game. Yeah, and so I get it. I get being protective of what actually I they feel last night play was twisted metal black for PlayStation Oh, it's a black year. I got news for you. Twist metal one and two are on the PlayStation Plus. Hey, there you go. I'm sorry, if you want a blast. I'm on the SNP SNP. That's on there right now. But people were like, oh, this is gonna be like,

and I'm like, first of all, the show looks incredible. It looks like they spent a lot of money on it, which I did, I believe. And it's gory as hell, it's gory. So violent. Yeah, so violent. It's so violent. It's like shockingly violent. I was doing ADR and MJ, our showrunner, Michael Jonathan Smith, who wrote on Kovacai. So it's that kind of like silly humor.

He was like, oh, do you want to watch part of the episode? And it was the episode where you guys are in the DMV and sweet tooth, one of beloved characters from the game, comes in and wreaks havoc and like, it was, I was like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, it's really, I mean, to me, I haven't seen anything that violent on TV since I watched Squid Game.

Like, wow. It's like that. It's at that level of like, boom, like it's gnarly. There was a scene last night where guy jumps on to Anthony Mackey's car, and then the gun goes up between his legs and they just shoot him through his crotch. But all his balls.

Yeah. But it's funny. Right. It's funny. There's a joke afterwards. I don't know how to explain. It's hard to explain to people that have seen it all. It's very much in the style of,

I like Twisted Metal had dark armor like that. Like Deadpool. Yeah. That's sort of like very violent, but also really silly goofy humor. You know, Deadpool would like, fucking some of the food we had at a home state. He loves Jimmy Chung.

Oh, she's cursed. Deadpool does love Jimmy Chung, because Wags is not lying. I'm not in a tell-it-south. We're talking about twisted metal. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I metal. I know. We're a T-podcast here that we're doing.

Wait, Tito, T. But how did you feel going to, I mean, I guess in Brooklyn, I know you probably did some action. You did a lot of action stuff. I did a little action. It was a fun show. Yeah, it was a fun show. It was, you know, it was like, this is crazy.

We definitely did have action. I think most of it was focused on Andy's character, Jake Peralta, you know, oftentimes the dudes get a lot more of the action stuff, sort of just part of the picture, a little system that we're in, but also he was a lead, so I get it. But I wanted to do more.

I really was like hungry to do more. And like when I heard about the series, I heard about the series through my agents and then MJ called me and sort of talked me through it and I asked if I could read it all. And then I read it, I started reading it and I couldn't stop. I read all 10 episodes basically in one day

and I started reading them out loud to my sister and husband and I was like, what the fuck? Like I was losing it. I read them all too. You did. You did. They're really good. They're really good.

It's really great. It's a lot of fun. It's really bizarre and weird and cool and the world that he kind of, it's like a sort of expanded world from the games. That was my thought about it too. And Michael Jonathan and Samantha, he loves the games. He loves the games. That was my thought about it too. Michael Jonathan Smith, he loves the games. Love the games.

Like I've been working on the subreddit while I was on the Twitter. Oh, do you stay out of there? I know, I know I should stay out of there, but I'm really, I want to see what people think about it. And people are like, oh, they didn't do this or they didn't do that. I'm like, wait till you see, he does everything

you want us to do. You've seen a trailer. You've seen a trailer. Shut the fuck up for God's sakes. But I, I, I'm with you. I thought that it was, I think that the show was a lot of fun and you're great in it. And we had some, we had some scenes together, why?

Oh, dude, we had quite a few scenes together, actually. You kind of, stand my character in the back a little but I guess you could say. You kind of deserve it. I do kind of deserve it. It is, I, I'm not like a hundred% a great guy, I guess, and stuff. I'm all right. Nobody in this world is 100%.

No, everyone is. But we were even doing, like, we were pushing a car and we were like, we pushed a car together. We did it. We did watch the shit. The scenes in the, well, I guess this is coming. This will be out today. After some point after

where you've already watched it, so you won't get any spoilers, but there was like a bunch of cool locations. We shot all in New Orleans, there were a ton of cool locations. We were at the Louis Armstrong Airport. That was wild. That's right. The shutdown part of the airport,

which was really cool. It was like very ghosty in there. Yeah. We had to give in like our like ID and from, like it was like basically going to the airport. No, it was basically going to the airport. No, it was going to the airport. Going to the airport except the part of the airport that no one's in. It was a ghostly thing.

Because it walked across the way, we just saw planes. There was planes across the way. And we were down below and we were, this is true. We were in the baggage area where they put the bags on. We saw how the sausages made. Yeah, it was cool. It was very cool There's a lot of that was very like Shooting in New Orleans is really interesting because there are parts of the city that are just They'll never kind of come back

Sure, yeah, and like so we shot in some of these parts of like freeway entrances that don't get used anymore. Again, really ghosty, a lot of like ghosty feeling kind of vibes. There was a house that we shot. You didn't shoot that day, but there was this house. Oh, yeah. It was so fucking creepy. It was definitely haunted, like definitely haunted. Look, I, I was, what was the place called that I was, I said it, I said it before. The, what are you talking about? The, the, the, the hotel I was at was was the place called that I was, I said it, I said it before. The, what are you talking about?

The hotel I was at was a, what do you mean, Express? No, it was the Hampton, Hampton Inn. Hampton Inn. It was a Hampton Inn. And it was like an old building. And so the first day I was there, I was in a room that I thought was haunted.

And the Hampton Inn. So I was not, New Orleans is like extremely ghostly and haunted. And I felt that a lot down there. The city, it's called the Crescent City. It's shitty? The Crescent City? No, no, it's not, I'm sorry New Orleans.

It's called the Crescent City, but it's also kind of shaped like a bowl. Like the way the city is shaped, it's shaped like a bowl. So there's this element of like, if you die there, how do you kind of climb out of the bowl? Like, you know, there's like a lot of like, it does collect energy in like, 100%.

Yeah, it's like Richard Cabral, who plays one of the characters in the show, he plays my brother. He had all these like really interesting theories about like spirits and fucking vibes and how things like stay in the city. And he was like, I gotta get out of here man. Like, he was ready to go by the end of his shoot.

I, I, I, I, I, I, that's truly at the hotel on the first day. I was like, this is spooky, but you guys also shot at, they shot at a, I didn't shoot here, but they shot at a, uh, shut down theme park. Whoa. It was. That's super ghosty. Crazy. There was gators fucking come out. There was g out just walking across the way that people were like be careful

There's gators. There's live gators. We were like Careful now mine the gator. That's what they did that for real. I'm a gator. Popol king Yeah, the security guard is a gator in disguise Secret data It was tricking the book down into buy you. The old secret data. But yeah, I think I think you're fantastic in the show and I think that people are going to really, I also like that the show is fun.

It looks, yeah, you know, having seen the trailer, it like has that great sense of fun that I've heard this from people who've seen the episodes as well. Fuckin' watch it. Trust me for once. What did you watch the show? Yeah've seen the episodes as well. Fuckin' watch it. Trust me for once. What did you watch the show? Yeah, you should watch the show. You should watch the show.

It's funny and fun and like, the fuck are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? You're checking it out. You've already watched all of Vanderpump rules. It's also on Peacock. Just watch it.

Yeah. Check off to your boy's stew. Yeah. Yeah. Can I ask real quick, can I ask about an actor, I'm a huge fan of that I, is in the show, Thomas Hayden Church. Did you have any interactions with him? Did you work with him at all? Love that guy, love that guy. Many of your scenes were with him.

I thought that I was gonna see him even more in that I hang out with Samoa Joe quite a bit. But I thought that I, I thought that, because I was like the first week or so, I was gonna see him even more and then I hung out with Samoa Joe quite a bit. But I thought that I, because I was like the first week or so. You were like ready to be best, buddy. I was so ready to be. And he, like I talked to Thomas. He was like, and he was telling me he was like,

I looked at your IMDB, he's like, no boys, he's like, mentioned no boys. So, why is that on an IMDB? Because, because fucking our idiot list is so interesting, so like, why is that so an IMDB? Because fucking our idiot list is so intense though. Like why is that so intense to think about him like being like, yeah, I looked at your IMDB, it fills me with fear. Yeah, right?

He's so good. He's, he has a presence. He does have a presence. But everyone that, the intimidating. You guys, I mean, you and Ev Campbell and Anthony Mackie and Tom, come on. You know what? I had a scene where my character was supposed to spit

in Thomas' face. Oh my God. And it was COVID, you know, like a lot of good regulations we were still doing that kind of stuff and before we didn't have to really anymore. And so I'm spitting like way over, you know, like way over and it doesn't look right and blah, blah, blah. And so like we're gonna do it one more time,

like just get a little closer. Don't really spit, fucking spit in his face, man. I hit him right in the eye. Oh my God. It was so mortifying. I felt myself like melt down. And he just kept going because he's like a pro. But in my mind I was like, I just spit in Oscar nominee.

Thomas Hayden, who's his face. Like in his face. That is crazy. With a shooting his side too. Oh yeah. Oh in his face. That is crazy. Were they shooting his side too? Oh yeah. Oh okay. Wow. That's so funny.

Oh, right. That was a pretty good spin. That was like, he was like, he was like for a second, he was pissed. He was like a little pissed, but then he was. Sure, spin your face. He was so cool about it.

Yeah. Wow. That's why. He's really intimidating to, to, he also like, he, There's this thing, every scene that what I would end after the scene actor would spit my Which I don't know if it was connected to what we did in the scene

He was he was he that he he was great. And I had a blast. I love, I love working with Joe, Samoa Joe too. Yeah, he was great. He was great. And you, you spent a lot of time with Anthony, you and Mackie were together. It was me and Mackie a lot of the time together. And because we're in a car. So, sure. The show is basically about the haves and the have-nots and the haves have cars. And it's him driving and me sitting shotgun for the majority of the shoe. And it was him driving and me sitting shotgun for the majority of the shoe. And it was, you know, hot, spook,

Anthony sweats. Oh, what? He sweats. I don't really sweat. So the competition of the two things. I did it, did you see me? Like I wasn't really sweating on the ground. You weren't sweaty and I was always where.

You were. It was hot. You're glad everyone noticed that. I think Wardrobe at one point who Wardrobe was great, the Wardrobe department was fantastic. But at one point I had like a kind of a beige brown shirt on and they would like get a change of a shirt and then eventually they're like,

it's just gonna be like dark brown now. Yeah, just leave it wet. And Joe was like they like they're like, we need Joe sweaty in the eventually, like, it's just gonna be like dark brown now. Yeah, just we live away. It's a lot of dirt. And Joe was like, they weren't, they were like, we need Joe sweaty in the scene and then we were in his ice cream truck wags. This is, you know, like this fact, an old US Postal Service truck.

Oh, yeah. That was redone to be an ice cream truck. Here's the crazy thing about that. No AC and a lot of those Postal Service trucks. Right, it's insane. That's insane. So it would be like 100, it was so fucking hot in that truck. It was crazy.

We would just sweat up immediately. Your guys, Kar wasn't, I don't think you guys had A.C. in that thing. No, we had A.C. that was dusty and had no coolant. And then we also couldn't run it during the scenes because you can't run it when you're shooting. And then finally they put some coolant in it and they turned it on and it like blew a shitton of dust in my face. They get too video of that,

and they be like, po-po-po-po. It was not a glamour. I mean, that's all you want. You know, one of the things that always pisses me off about watching action is when the women in action have like, this perfectly quaffed like waved hair. You know what I'm talking about? Like the action wave? I fucking love that. Women in action have like, this perfectly quaffed like waved hair.

You know what I'm talking about? Like the action wave? I fucking love that. I hate that shit, man. I fucking hate it. And so the first day in the makeup trailer, in the hair makeup trailer, I was like, look, I'm not usually a diva,

but I am gonna be a diva about this. I want to look dirty. I wanna look like it's the post-apocalyptic time that's set in. I wanna look like my hair hasn't been washed and my face is kind of scrungy. I want to look like I took the end of a match, burned it, and then rubbed the sweat on my eyes as makeup. And that's what they did. I look, that's how I look. I love it. That's what you're supposed to look. I was telling you earlier that we watched the first two episodes That's not again. I've already said that but I was I was saying to you like the thing that was harder for me to watch

It was like I was like I kind of just look like shit, but that's what you're supposed to look like shit Man, he's supposed to look like shit. Is there any did your character interact with any food? Because look it's a food podcast wise. I'm trying to tie it back to food. I'll say this. Love that. When I make it my appearance on the scene Why is I am food? I'm about to be eaten. That's right. And Anthony Macchio also leads a seal But do you have it? Do you have any food? International? We have a whole scene that's in a a burger joint Yeah, we had a whole scene that was shot in a burger joint an abandoned burger joint in the in the show There's like a sect of people that I've decided

that the second coming will be the burger lords. Sort of not the western part. We've signed up for it. That we're trapped in this like, we're sort of trapped in this burger joint. And we find a couple burgers in the freezer along with maybe some bodies. And we eat those burgers.

And we shot for quite a while in that burger joint. It was hot in there as well. This brings up a good point. Wags, you should tell her your thing about human flesh if you would have mined. You would eat it. I would. Yeah, I would eat human flesh.

Oh, no. I've looked, when I tell my red, the first person accounts of eating a person They have said like it is like the sweetest meat. Oh my so I wouldn't I wouldn't want it I wouldn't want to go out of my way But if it was like hey, no, he wouldn't go out of his way But it was a situation where it's like hey, this is the week this is a person You want to eat some? I try to warn you that the podcast is bad and we're both

weird. So funny. Oh my god. Also, here's a question. I'm gonna even come up in your conversations. What would you like to eat a cast? I think that he honestly just brought up cold turkey. Hey, Mitch, I'd like to eat a person. Ha ha ha. Here's they get served on the show. They get served white tiger because they're at a casino. And that was gross. Would you, oh, it was like the actual black girls? It was a full white tiger and it was disgusting.

Wow. It was just like slightly undercooked because I needed to look red. And I'm like a very much, I gotta have my steak well done. I know it's not the way that's supposed to happen, but I gotta well done my steak because my mom would undercook steak or overcook it

and it just fucked me up for life. So, and that scene where I look, I'm really, that's one of the best acting my career. Like, I was like, yeah, I was not having it, but I look like I am. That's great acting. Great acting throughout. Would you eat white tiger? If cooked properly, I think it would.

If cooked, I think it would. I think it would prepare for you. I mean, we've been, I don't really, I try not to eat meat in general, but if we're in a situation where we're sharing food, and you're like, I'm just gonna throw the rest in this. I try not to eat meat in general, but I'd eat a human meat. I do the first time. Here's the problem. This is the problem.

You are starving yourself for meat. And now you got a taste for fucking humans. Yeah, I think that's what happens. That would happen. I think that's what happened. All right. You and Sweet Tooth will get along great. Mm.

Mm. It is an awesome cast. I mean, like everything I've seen looks really great. I'll be a ton of people, a ton of funny people are in it, a ton of funny people have written for it, we're part of the writing staff, we've passed Oh Boy's guests, and people should check it out.

All episodes are on peacock. Anything else about the show that we missed? Anything else you want to cover? Mm. No, you just watch it. Did we say that? I think, I think, one of the things I think I'm excited for people to see is how smart it is. I know it's very dumb, like dumb, you were.

But there's a very, he doesn't, the writing stuff on that show doesn't dumb things down. It figures that you are smart enough to figure out the story behind the story. And I prefer television that doesn't assume that I'm an idiot. Sure. And I think this is that kind of TV. Like, you're caught up in this fun story, but you're also, there's like a little sense,

your little sense in the back of your brain that like, maybe this is about more than just this. This is kind of like about what we're living right now. Yeah. Kind of the opposite of the Do-Boy stance where we think our listeners are dumb as fuck. Ha! Yeah, there's cars in it, you fucking idiots.

Like that, right? People driving around, fucking fighting, dipshits. Show you how. You're right, it's analogous to the bad world we live in in many ways, But it's great. I think people don't know what it is yet. And I'm like, who is in the middle of the show? I think they're going to be blown away.

And be blown away by you and you're so funny and great. It's real nice. That's real nice. It's just the truth. Thanks, friend. Well congrats on the show. Thanks. And I'm excited to check it out.

I'm going to fucking watch it. I will watch it. You're going to watch it? I'll support my friends projects. All right, that's enough. Hi. Hi. Hey, buddy, it's Wigger.

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