Doughboys - The Some of The Doughboys Snack Pack

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

A compilation of some moments from The Snack Pack on Spotify Live. Special guests include Shaun Diston, Evan Susser, and Jigsaw!  Want more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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all orders, offer subject to change per the terms of the restaurant agreement. Wow. 0% on the first 30 days. Sign up today. That link that you want to click on is down there in the episode description. Right down there. Check it out. There it is. Move your cursor. Go ahead and click. Or if you're on your phone, use your finger and click that link. Click that link in the episode description. Hey, buddy, it's Weiger. In September of 2022, we launched Doughboy Snackback on Spotify Live. And if you never got the chance to check it out, you're the reason we got canceled, asshole. Anyway, it was basically a call-in show where Mitch and I talked about a snack of the week with listeners, many of whom were

weird. The show ran all the way until December of 2022, at which point it was unceremoniously shit-canned by Spotify Brass. But for 12 unforgettable weeks, we talked with some unforgettable freaks. And we thought we'd compile some of our favorite interactions in, not exactly a best of, but let's just call it a sum of. It's the sum of Doughboy Snackback, formerly of Spotify Live. Rest in power. Enjoy. Mark M., you're on with Doughboy Snackback. Go ahead and unmute yourself when I click the button at the bottom of your screen. Tim, hopefully you're wearing headphones and go ahead and unmute yourself. Hello. Hi, Tim. Hello. You're on with Doughboy Snackback.

Kate is here. Hi, Kate. You're on with Doughboy Snackback. Kate, unmute yourself. And Maddie is here. Hi, Maddie. Maddie, we can't hear you. And Kate, you're muted. Alex, you're muted. You got a second to unmute yourself. I want to hear your favorite snack. No problem. Kate, you're still muted. I don't know if you're going to unmute yourself. Someone's watching like Jeopardy. Yeah, someone's got TV on in the background. All right, let's get one more proper caller. Probably someone who knows how to unmute themselves. Ken, you might need to unmute yourself. You're on with the Doughboys. Go ahead and unmute yourself.

Fish, you're muted. You're now muted. God damn it, Fish. Wow. Roxy is here. Hi, Roxy. Wow. Roxy. Wow. Hi. Wow. Roxy, we can't hear you. This is very funny that a common theme for snackpack from now until episode 30. Like on episode 30, it's going to be like, hi, you're on Snackback. Okay. Unmute yourself. It's still going to be a thing on our last episode. Hi. It looks like we got Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi. Good. I just had to yank off my CPAP machine. Oh, wow. Really? Yes.

Are you lying in bed right now? Yeah, I just got it today and I was testing it out. You have sleep apnea, I assume. Yes, I do. You just sleep and you're like, this is a perfect time. It won't be the first time I've fallen asleep during your lives, too. Do you have, what kind of CPAP mask do you have? Can you talk about your setup? Yes, it goes over my mouth and nose. Oh, those are tough. They're tough. Well, this is my first one. She recommended that one just to try out first. You know, at the end of live shows, Nick and I usually tiptoe out of the venue just because

we don't want to wake anybody up. And we're just like, goodbye, everybody. We're going to head out for the night. We just tiptoe out of there. Emma goes around tucking people in. I was going to, yeah, Mitch, you're going in and out a little bit. So just watch the audio. Try to stay still. Oh, boy. Let's get someone else in here. Yes, I'll unleash another freak. Hi, Jim. You're on with Doe Boy Snack Pack. What's up, Jim? Pop Tarts. Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, what's up, dude? Yeah, not too much. Jim, where are you calling from? St. Louis. Wow. Wow. Do you like that St. Louis pizza?

Yes. Really? It's different, right? What is the place called? Yeah. Emos? That's it. Emos. Jim, you obviously aren't experiencing this. It is cartoonish. How quiet you are. Can I ask, when you go to bed at night, do you use a corn tortilla as a comforter? Yeah. Hey, there you are. Okay, we have a sense of your side. Hey, Jim, you're here and you're loud just in time for you to get zapped. We didn't even get Jim's thoughts on Pop Tarts. Oh, well. It probably would have been something like, they're good. What is that, Jim? Too big. Too big. They're really big. You can make a house. If you have four, you can make a house out of them. All right, Jim.

I live in four Pop Tarts. I live in four Pop Tarts with another Pop Tart on top of the roof. Okay, Jim. Thanks for calling in, buddy. Cool. Cool, Jim. I ate a door shape out, so now I have a door. It took me a month. Oh, okay. Cool. Cool, man. Anyway, let's get someone else in here. Looks like a Narantha, is it? Hi. Okay. Hi. How do you say your name? You said it perfectly, Narantha. Narantha. Hi, Narantha. Thanks so much. You're on with the Doughboys. We're talking bananas. Can I just say really quickly, as a camp counselor of six years, it's actually, I like to eat apples and bananas. So there's three eats. Yeah, and I like to only happens once. I like to eat. I'm willing

to accept the regional differences. Apples and bananas. Okay, Emma, just thank you all caps in the chat. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That is it. Wow. I'm glad we could settle that. It would be insane for me, like, you're a camp counselor and you're wrong. I got it right. And you know what? I am going to do that. Wow. A Chinese 40-year-old man claiming authority on the children's song. Narantha, you're a camp counselor. How long, you said you've been doing that for six years. What is your, is that an all year job for you? Oh, no, that was in the past. That was a summer job and when I was a youth. Okay, so you're still not doing, you're not still up to that. No, the song stick with you. What was the age range of campers you were working with?

Fourth to high school. Oh, wow. Okay. So why, why'd Swath there? Yeah. High schools didn't love the song so much. Was this an overnight camp? Yeah. A sleepaway camp? Yeah. Were the older teens ever up to a little bit of, you know, I'm talking about. Nick, I'm really uncomfortable with you asking about teenagers. All right, I had to ask. That was fucking good as hell. I'm so sorry. No, that was fucking great. Then let me, let me ask you about, yeah. What's security like there? There's no recovery. I'm curious, did you end up eating a lot of bananas when you're up in this camp? Because I think the big thing that happens is that people's like electrolytes get depleted. They're doing those summertime activities, right? Like our banana, would bananas

be a staple of your camp experience? Yeah, if they were available, we tried to get the kids to eat Ellie's one fruit a day. I will say personally, I'm allergic to bananas. You're allergic to bananas. Make my mouth itchy. I didn't know you could be allergic to bananas. Yeah. No, you said this was an overnight camp? Yeah. Yeah, in Arizona. Wow. Oh, an Arizona overnight camp. I went to Camp Burgess and Camp Fatima, not a fat camp. My mom sent me to Camp Fatima after they, she knew that there was like an issue with the priests. This is true. I went there for a year and then I went to, and by issue with the priests, I mean like they were, one of the priests had gotten in trouble for, I won't continue to say what it was, but you can probably fill in the

blanks. And then I went to Camp Burgess for maybe three years. That was an overnight camp, but I loved it. It was two weeks. So how long, how long would the sessions be for you? Would you be there for like two weeks? No, so we took kids from around the Southern Arizona area on weekend line camping trips in the mountains. There were kids from Title I schools, so they actually didn't have to pay. So we would take them on free trips and we were like, nice, nonprofit, like funded. Yeah, that's awesome. It's great. It's very wholesome. So there was no like, there was there was no mess hall or anything like that where you're eating food. No, no, I would love to brought up a weekend's worth of food. Okay, I would love to hear what, for any, I wonder if

there's any other camp counselors here, what the, what the food in a mess hall is like to an adult, through the mouth of an adult, what that would, what it would taste like. But you're not, so you don't do bananas. What fruit do you do? What's your, what's your go-to question? All right, I have big news that I'm premiering on the Doe Boy snack pack. Wow, what the hell? Yeah. And I think it parlays into a question that I have for the two of you, which is that I just found out that I'm pregnant. Wow. Wow, congratulations. Congrats. I haven't even told my family yet, but. Wow. Oh, my God. That seems like a good first line. What is happening? Yeah, I'm your favorite guest now. No. Wow. But also, is your, is your husband or your partner a listener of the show? Oh, yeah,

he's the one that got me into you and he's like very steaming in the other room that I got on and he did it. Wow. You got your pregnant, huh? I didn't, I didn't think I was going to do it. I hear him laughing in the other room. Sorry. I will say like I've been eating a lot of grapes and strawberries recently, but I do have a question for you, which is once babies are allowed to eat real food, what do you think would be the most fun food or snack to give to a baby for their first ever food? Wow. Just to see their little face light up. I have like been around babies when they're trying french fries and I think that's like such a little magical moment is having a french fry. A baby eating, a baby eating their first french fry wigs. Come on. How fun is that?

It sounds cute. I'm curious like what normally happens here because I've seen, I've seen people like torment babies with like, here's a lemon and that seems like, I like, I wouldn't want to give them something cool, right? Like that seems like that's just let's, that's almost, yeah. I feel like you want to give them like, Hey, here's, I'm returning to pudding from last week, but it's something that's, that feels baby-ish or I'm saying like, once a baby can eat a french fry. So you're saying it has to be a salt, we're looking for a solid food, something you have to chew. Yeah. Man, pizza is also good too. Someone said pizza or Regina in the, in the chat and I'm like, man, pizza is fun. But can it, can, can a baby handle all that flavor? That feels like a

lot packed into one bite. Like that's kind of like, that, that, that's a, that's, that would almost be like a hallucinogenic experience. I feel like for a baby to have all those ingredients in one, one mouthful. Wow. You're used to eating like pureed carrots. Now all of a sudden you got, you got a slice of pizza with all these different components working at once. How about, I think a fun first food for a baby would be the, the toky one chip challenge. All right, you can zap me. You want out? It's working now. I, now we want to keep you in here. We'll zap you. We'll zap you out here,

but congratulations. That's great. Congratulations to you and yours, Narantha. What's your partner's name? Nick. Nick. Wow. Wow. My name's Nick. That's true. Wow. Man, good luck. Don't always listen to her name is Nick. Yeah. If the, if the baby ends up being named Nick Jr. I want everyone to know it's after me, not after Nick. All right, I'm out of here. Bye, Narantha. Self zapped. Self zapped. We're going to get a lot more of those where people just zapped themselves. Like we're the fucking out of here. Narantha was freaking alpha. Yeah. We just got fucking, I got fucking dunked on. And then she called her own shot. She was like, when I was like the one chip challenge, she's like, that's not cool dude. She's like, I'm fucking, I'm taking

off. Just, just fucking grow up. Yeah. She says she, she went out on a high note, like Dean Martin. She's like, I'm out of here. That was incredible. Wow. How many stairs did you ascend just now? Well, as you can tell, I'm a little out of breath. I probably say about 70, 80 stairs. Wow. It's a lot of stairs. All right, here we go. I'm going to tell you how many stairs I have on the way down. Are you ready? Okay, great. So this is like the ledge count as a stair. I think that, yeah, let's, let's around. Okay. Let's say the, so one floor counts as a stair. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. All right. So that's two basically to start, but one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11,

12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 stairs. My God. Is that all of them or do you have more in your house? There's more. There's more. Can you count the rest of the stairs? I'm going to be so out of breath. Is that, is it the same height? Can we, can we assume like, did you go down one flight or two flights? I've had like, I have some sort of cold symptom. Oh my God. It might be COVID. Oh, Jesus. And you're making me climb stairs. You don't have to go down them again. All right. 18. All right. So that was 18. Yeah. And if we did, if we know how many stairs per flight, if it's like one more flight, we can figure out the total. No, it's different stairs. Okay. All right. 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34. Wow. Oh God. I have to go all the way.

Paul Pierce right now. I'm not going to do this. I'm not. We'll figure out the rest of them later. Okay. You have more. You've got up to 34 and you fucking call good quits. Do you have more stairs? There's more up. Yes. Your house is all stairs. I know. It's not that great. Channing is here. Hi Channing. You're up with Doughboy Snackback. Channing your zap. Amelia, get rid of him. We got to talk. Why did you zap him? Because he has a good zap. Well, let's bring Channing back. No bad for Channing. Channing will be back. Don't worry. I'm the fucking zap master. You little fuckers. Zap his ass. Brad, we can't hear you at all.

Yeah, we can't hear you. You're inaudible. And for that reason, you are zapped. Wow. Fish is in here. Hi fish. Hell yeah. Wait, that's not fish. That's not fish. What are we doing? Oh, Amelia booted him right away. Wait, so we just immediately zapped someone who thought they were in here? Didn't get a chance to talk? We zapped him. Can you just walk through the security here? I just gotta have you walk through the security. Zap. Oh boy. Oh no. That's the energy of the show today. That's how it started. So that's how it's going. Yes. If you step out of line, I'm going to zap you. But why is he going to fucking

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Let's bring in someone else into the snack bag. Amelia, if we got someone on deck. Oh my god, it's Jigsaw. Oh my god. Jigsaw. Oh my god. Jigsaw. Can you hear me? Am I on the air? Yes. We can hear you, but we're terrified. You should be. We are. I have a question for the Doughboys. Wow. Yes, Mr. Saw. Yes, please. And the question is, do you want to play a game? I mean, the answer should be no, right, Nick? I kind of want to play a game. Too bad. The rules are if you say no, I still do the game. All right, fine. Let me tell you a little story, a story about something that's happening right now. Wags, I'm going to tell you this. Amelia and the Spotify. Hey, I'm talking. I know. Shut the

fuck up for a second, Jigsaw. Look, I don't fucking change the subject. I traced it, Wags. The Spotify real traces. This is the real Jigsaw. Oh my god. Yeah, look at my profile picture. That's the real am. It's the real deal. All been poisoned with a slow acting toxin. Oh my god. That is currently coursing through your veins at a controlled speed. Only I have the antidote. And I can give it to you. Christ. Should you make the right choice? Wow. You see, a few years ago, I was diagnosed. We'll hold on. I'll save that part. Okay. You'll save that part. Hold on a second. How are you going to save that part?

I realized I wanted to say that part a little later, actually. Oh, okay. That's fine. We don't want to mess up your rhythm. Thank you. There's a key hidden somewhere in your snack. Oh my god. Do you want to know where the key is? Sure, exactly. You was asked. I probably need a little connective tissue explaining the key. Yeah, what does the key do with the poison? Yeah. Because I would think it was like the antidote. The antidote, that'd be one thing. But you're saying it's a key. The key leads to the antidote. Just listen. All you have to do is listen. Okay. Okay. All right. All you have to do, like I just said, is ask. All right. I'm going to ask. Where's the key? Oh, where? Or what?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Jigsaw's getting philosophical. Is this a twisted game? It is. It's not more twisted than any game you've ever played. Ironically, there is a game called Twisted Metal, and Mitch is going to act on the TV adaptation of it. And there is a game called Twister. There is a game called Twister. That's a great point. That's what I was going to say, Jigsaw. But I will have been more twisted than the cast of Twisted Metal playing Twister on a Twister watching Twister. My mind is going to explode at this. Just thinking of this. That was our wrap party. Did Parker get in there? Yeah. We were playing Twister, watching Twister, and it's less twisted than this. Wow. Jigsaw, please

go on. The key, yes, to saving your life. The key to making this poison slow. It's called put down the candy, fat ass. That's right. The poison coursing through your veins is all the crap you've been eating for the last seven years on your barely-listenable podcast. The antidote? Maybe try eating an apple or something. Now hold on for once in your life. Now hold on. Jigsaw, I should have known something was up because we didn't- Please, call me Jig. Alright, it's Jig. Or Jiggy. Jiggy, I knew something was up because one, neither of us are really trapped or in a device. You are trapped. You're trapped in your disgusting

bodies. That's true. The sister trapped in a room, that's why she keeps trying to FaceTime you know. What the fuck? She's trapped in her leg is in a bear trap. Jesus. Yeah, that's why she keeps trying to call you. But you put your computer iPad. Why do you not disturb? Well, I mean, you're telling me now, can I contact her? No. Can you just wait till the show's over? Because we do have to do this. Alright, fine, fine, fine, fine. Listen, listen. She could be in the bear trap for like 10 more minutes. Is it like a bear trap that's like sharp and metal? Is it like one of those bear traps? No, it's one that's soft and made of felt. What do you think? Fucking God is ass. A lot of people say like a picture of me with my shirt off is kind

of a bear trap anyway. A lot of people in the chat are saying think we're ready to zap. This is excruciating to listen to. Well, guess what? You're all trapped too. I do what I do. You try and create something. I mean, you don't have to. You don't have to create games, jig, jiggy. I do. You see, this is the part I was going to say earlier. You see, a few years ago, I was diagnosed with type two diabetes. Now I must teach the world that that's not fun to have a game at a time. You know what it's like to have type two diabetes? You will soon. Unless you find the key. Which again, is try to eat maybe a salad. Yeah, this is this is the other thing about you. I've never heard like the keys being kind of like an enlightenment sort of. I mean, that does happen. I think a lot

of the times after you're in a trap, but like the actual key is you, us coming to an enlightenment that like this podcast is bad. Yeah, you lose a few pounds. You'll find the key to true happiness because that is true happiness is being thin. Super official. Yeah. I gotta tell you, you are kind of tiny. You're a thin little doll like. Yeah, you're being fat phobic right now. Yeah, shut up. You are. I'm a body shame. Don't body shame anyone. I'm actually told everybody ever seen me on the screen. The screen takes off a foot of height. Hold on, diggy. You're writing a tricycle. You can't be that tall. It's a great point. It's a really big tricycle I had it custom made actually. If you don't want to eat a salad, you can also I'm giving

you another choice. Okay. You can you can jack off to completion on audio right now in front of all your friends. I'm ready. I'm disgusted with myself and I'm ready to be zapped now. Jigsaw. Before you go, jigsaw, I do want to ask you. We are talking Halloween candy. Do you have a take on candy corn? I actually think it's kind of better than people. I think it gets a bad rap. It's good and sweet and chewy and it's kind of I don't know why people hate on it. I think it's actually really good. Wow. Yeah, that's fair. Jigsaw not too evil after all. Yeah, I guess so. But guess what I do with the candy corn? What's that? I put my poison them. I knew it was either going to be a trap or I put little razor blades in each one. I knew it was razor blades and I hand

them out when people come to my house. Hey, jigsaw, I have a game. What begins with Z and ends with P. Zap. Ouch. Thanks, jigsaw. We heard them. The zaps heard. Yeah, I think they're painful. I think that the zaps were painful to jigsaw. Zaps heard everyone. I did tell jigsaw to fuck off when I didn't realize who jigsaw was. You didn't realize it was the actual jigsaw. I didn't realize it was the actual jigsaw. I was like, shut the fuck up, jigsaw. Well, you could say jigsaw in apology text later. Yeah, we're on texting terms. Don't figure it out. Hi. Hi. Hi. How do you say your name? It's pronounced Tang Tui. Tang Tui? Tang Tui. Yeah. So it's not spelled this way, but the best pronunciation for English speakers, it's like Tang, like the astronaut powder drink, and then

Tui, like Tweetie word, but take away the T and the Y. Tang Tui. Tang Tui. So I actually have name cards made that I give out when people are like, how do you pronounce your name? And it's literally a business card and it has my name, the pronunciation, and on the back it has like my motto, which is punch today, punch today in the face. Wow. So just like approach life kind of aggressively, not violently, but just like really try to tackle the day. You're terrifying. It's okay. My husband thinks so too, so it totally makes sense. That's great. That's what you want. Tang Tui, thank you for joining us. Yes, thank you. An absolute treat. We're talking apple cider donuts, have you ever eaten? So, yes. So I am actually originally from California, but I moved

to Vermont back in 04. So I've had authentic apple cider donuts, but I get why people, I totally get why people are like, oh, apple cider donuts are terrible. If you're having something like edamins or you're having that sort of packaged donut, it's not going to taste right. The fact that real apple cider donuts here, you get them from an orchard. They are cake-like, but they are crispy on the outside, and they have this delicious cinnamon sugar coating around it. It's so good. You can feel the grittiness of the sugar cinnamon, and that's really authentic. So I live in Vermont, and of course, this is the height of autumn, so there's a ton of orchards, apple picking, and apple cider donuts. Tang Tui, how long did you live in California? Did you

grow up here? Yeah, I did. I was born and raised, and then I left in 04 because I wanted to do AmeriCorps Vista, and I was like, I want to move somewhere very different from where I'm from, and Vermont was definitely it, because small, it had seasons, you know, really different. I ended up staying here. Are there any hometown eats that you miss that you wish you could get up in Vermont? So actually, I really miss a good Vietnamese sandwich. There is actually a fairly sizable Vietnamese population here in Vermont because Vermont was a refugee resettlement place, which is like totally crazy. I was like, oh, really? So there's that. And actually, if you don't mind, I would love to actually teach you guys the correct pronunciation of the Vietnamese sandwich. If you

guys don't mind, I know it's off topic. Please. So okay. So one of the common things that I hear all the time, including on like Food Network TV shows, is the most people in America pronounce this sandwich Bonn, like James Bonn. James Bonn has nothing to do with the Vietnamese sandwich. It is not pronounced James. It's not pronounced Bonn. I heard that he invented it. Yeah, I know. Like, of course, a white man definitely came. He came to Vietnam and he's like, I'm going to change things up. And he like invented it. And then my people were like, Oh, this is amazing. We love white people. Thank you for colonizing us. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Where they were like, Oh, damn, this is so sweet. You know, we like honor him every day.

Wow. So it's not Bonn. It's not Bonn. It's correct. Yes. So Bonn me. No. So the best pronunciation. So there are actually two pronunciations. One of them is the South Vietnamese way, which might be a little bit easier for you guys, because it's close to what you see when you look at the word Bonn me. Yes. And that's the way it's pronounced. Bonn me, like Bonn, like like hamburger buns. Bonn me. Bonn me. The other way to pronounce it is the North Vietnamese way. Now you guys kindly asked me how to pronounce my name. If you look at my name, my name has an NH at the end, just like the Vietnamese sandwich. North Vietnamese pronunciation gives that NH a G sound. So it's pronounced bang me, like bang me, like bang. Hey, Mrs. Mitchell,

do you want to bang me like bang? Oh my God. I'm just kidding. I love her. She's great. She's great. Bang me. She's your mom's super nice. Bang me. So there is a slight like tonal accent that would be difficult to get, but I think the easiest pronunciation is Bonn me or bang me. So yeah. Bonn me or bang me. Bang me. Right. Got perfect. I know how it sounds. Yeah. I know how it sounds like the bang me. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. It's really like, it's hard because here in, I mean, like I said, in Vermont, whenever people put down like, oh, we have a Vietnamese sandwich, they always spell it incorrectly. Right. So it's always like, you guys to like Google that. No one does for any reason. Sure. This is 100% going to get us in trouble by pronouncing it

correctly at some point in the future. But yeah. Also, Bonn me or bang me sounds like an ultimatum. That's how my Vietnamese people, that's how Vietnamese people are. Our words are harsh. You got like one of the other, you know? Baby, baby, baby. I was talking about the sandwich. Anyways, uh, danin, danin, danin, danin. Yes. Yes, exactly. Wow. Thanks, Dan Glee. A delight. Thank you so much, guys. You guys are great. I had to stop with the James Bond theme, but this is, this was very insightful. You were a great guest. Thank you for being here. Thank you so much. Love you guys. Great chat with you. Love you too. Bye. Hello. Yeah. Is that better? Hi, Lindsay. This is a me, Shana. How are you?

What's up, guys? I'm here. I'm not going to be here very long. I did just want to scream. I did just want to scream out baked rich crackers. Let's go. Wow. Rich is really good. Totally. Also, Danielle should be the third host of Doe Boys, and it was very fun to listen to you guys get extremely mad at your guests. I think that's the best part. I think you guys do a Twitch stream called Doe Boys Scream at Their Freaks, and everyone is fucking watching. Sean, I can't believe you, Sean. I want to say this. There's, there's some video game news in the chat. Why is there saying death straining to just outside game awards? Why? What? That's right. That's the game awards for this. Oh my

God. I want a game of the sequel to the walking game. Let's go. I love that. I love traversing terrain, but why this is an official first look at this is a first look at stew from twisted metal in this avatar. Yeah. Wow. That is, that is my incredible hair. Good look. Yeah. The hair is great, Danielle. Thank you. Lindsay, I feel like I stepped on your appearance here. What's your favorite snack? Thank you, Sean. No, not at all. Very understandable. I don't know. I was kind of thinking like snack concepts, like the afterschool snack, or like, I feel like snacks are for different types of day. Like I do have some, I was going to go to the gas station or something, but I don't know. You know, I feel like I would maybe eat something like a late

night snack might be different than an afterschool snack. Yeah, I just want to say that your favorite snack is a concept of a snack. No. Yeah, my, my favorite snack is an idea. You can't eat an idea, Lindsay. What are you doing? No, okay. So my favorite snack is honestly a bowl of cereal, typically. Wow. A big cereal, big cereal head, but I also feel like there are cereals that I would like to eat dry as a snack more likely than to eat, like as a bowl for breakfast. I love this take because that was an afterschool snack. I think maybe you mentioned this in a previous snack pack. The, by the way, they, they, fragile has short hair now in Death Stranding 2, and Sam has, has gray hair. This show where they watch other stuff and try to do a show doing it.

Anyway. So I try, I try to screen grab your, your, your profile. I'll send you that pic, Mike. I'm sure. All right. I try to, I try to screen grab like nine times and failed and I turned off my iPad one point. Anyways, but, but anyway, yes. Cereal after school was a snack that I discovered via my, one of my middle school friends. We go over to his house and be like, I have a bowl of cereal. I was like, this is fucking great. Why am I not doing this all the time? And you know what, I started doing it. It's great. Yeah. I had that like every single day, basically. I would probably have two bowls a day. Like I would have a bowl for breakfast and then a second bowl for a snack.

Danielle, Vinnie, Distan, I want to hear you guys favorite breakfast cereals. Danielle, go ahead. Oh, cinnamon toast crunch. Great choice. Wow. Great choice. Danielle knocked it out of the park once again. Beeman, follow that. You're probably going to zap me for this, but I've always loved raisin bran. Whoa. Especially that raisin bran crunch. I think that's fine. Danielle, I think that's a good answer. That's a good answer. My favorite cereal, of course, is magic spoon. I want to ask you, wait, I want to ask you guys one thing before I zap my ass out of here. What did you guys think? I heard your opinion on it, Nick, but Mitch, have you watched Andor yet? I have not watched Andor yet. Well, it tells me I'm going to watch it.

You gotta watch it. You gotta watch it. It's so good. I will. I'll watch it. I will watch it. I'm going to watch Andor. I'm going to watch it. I will. I will watch it. I liked, look, I liked Rogue One. I was a Rogue One fan. Okay, don't do this to me now. Mitch, I, of course, famously sent you a audible link to a Star Wars novel that I'm sure you've not listened to one second of. To be fair, Weiger hasn't either, I don't think, but you are right. It's very rude of me. I am going to listen to that. No, you don't have to. No, I want to. No, no, no, it's fine. You're still on Twisted Metal. Who cares? All right. Well, you guys have fun zap my ass out of here and I'm zap. You're zap, but you're the only one. It's not an ultimate zap yet. Yes. Thank

you, Jason. We love you. Thank you for being here for our penultimate episode. Man, the show would have been so much better if like we had someone funny in here. It is me and you. The fuck? I mean, I agree, but I fuck off. All right, here we go. Y's ready. 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 54 stairs. 54 stairs. Is there a miracle on 34th? Say that again. Miracle on 34th stair. That was really funny. Was that Jake? There goes Jake. Well played. Nice one, Jake. A miracle. I didn't fucking die of exhaustion. Yeah, the miracle of 34th step. Oh, Channing.

Channing stuck around. Channing is too cool to be zapped. I'm invincible. It's like the end of GoldenEye because guess what? He is zapped, Channing. You know what, Matt? You're getting flushed because you're in the toilet already. Yeah. So zap slash flush. You're going down. See you, buddy. Thank you for calling in. God bless you, Matt. I hate to do this. I think we have to zap you. I hate to do this, Ygs. Especially, I hate to do it to you, Luke. It's the ultimate zap. All of you are zapped. You're all zapped. Zap them all, Amelia. Zap them all by Ygs and I. Don't unfollow me. I have an idea now.

Hi. Luke's gone. Oh, they're all making sad noises as they go. I'm still here, you. Channing, you're zapped, but it was great talking to you. Thank you for listening to this joke. Thanks for having me back. Thanks for being guys. Really appreciate it. Oh, God bless you. Thanks so much. All right. Stay safe out there. All right. Lights over, you're zapped. Bye, Jackson. Bye, Jackson. Fucking chaos. I love it, Ygs. You know what? See, you like the show. You come around on it. It's fun. You like it. No. No, no. You need to chop it up with the freaks. It's fun. Chop it up with the freaks. It's fun to chop it up with the freaks.

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Sorry, I was just, I was having a cigarette outside and I was listening to it and speaking out in front of my neighbors to hear. Luke, you're from, you're Irish. I am. Yeah, you can recognize it. Wow. I do. Yeah, no. Unless this is like fantastic character work, which if I had a guess, I think anyone who's attempted a character on the show outside of mookie, it would blow me away if you were, if you were pretending to be Irish. You're an Irishman. I am. Yeah, no, I'm from Dublin. I'm from Dublin, but I'm living in London now. I just moved here a couple of months ago. Living in London. Wow. How about that? Damn, it is fucking late your time, isn't it? It is. It's the, like we just had daylight savings time and it hasn't happened on your end

yet. So it's only half one in the morning now in a work night. So I figured I'd stay up for it. Wow. Half one, is it 1230 or 130? Do you say half one? No, but I could pick up some context clues. The faculty said one instead of 12. I don't know if that means a half hour to one or a half hour after one. Oh, Jesus. See, I'm still adjusting to multiple Irish expressions that English people don't really take. And that's one that I'm struggling with. Yeah. Like they don't, they don't say half past, they don't really say quarters. There's, yeah, there's interesting. Look, I got a question for

you. I mentioned, okay, wise, you got a question too. We're fat. We're, look, wise has never been over, he's never crossed the notion, which he did go to Hawaii, which was a big reveal that we didn't really kind of talk about. But yeah, I've been to, I've been to London before. I brought up toasties. And everyone was like, what are you talking about? You know toasties, right? I do. And I've heard you say it in podcasts before. And I remember, I think it was the first time I heard us, you said like, Oh, in Ireland, everyone likes toasties. And I was familiar with them. Or no, like, I obviously know what they are. But I was like, Oh, like, I don't think it's a typical Irish thing. But since then, like, I don't really think Ireland

has a standard cuisine. I had it where I was in. And the tax driver asked me, Oh, like, what food is Ireland famous for? And I blanked. I realized, I don't know. Like I said, like stew or something like, I suppose toasties is a decent answer. Last callers too. What do you, as far as, I mean, like, I guess like fish and chips, but that's London too, right? Like a, this is a, this is a great question. I think a lot of people just think, Yeah, no, no, yes, yeah. Toasties is the correct answer. Toasties, maybe is it? I mean, like, wow, beef, beef and potatoes, beef and potatoes, Irish dinner, I guess, you got to tell us why, because I'm sure you're fascinated too. What is like the biggest

fast food type place in Ireland? What is, what's your like? And maybe it's just like McDonald's, but is there an Ireland specific, like an Ireland specific spot? Yes. So like, yeah, like you'd be right in saying like McDonald's would be the most popular. There's an Irish chain called Supermax. I always thought that if you ever went to Dublin, that would probably be the one that you do, but not good. Supermax or Supermax? Supermax, M-A-C-E-S. And no, it's kind of shit, but, you know, it's all we have. What, what, what do they, what do they offer at Supermax? It's a standard chipper. Like it's, it's, it's nothing special. Like it really is pretty

run-of-the-mill, but then there's a burrito thing. What is a standard chipper? I apologize. Standard chipper is a great term. I don't even know what it is, but I love it. It's like a standard chip and burger place, is my guess. Yeah. Yeah. So chips, burgers, chicken goushons, things like that. It's like nothing exciting, but there's, there's a burrito chain that's really similar to Chipotle called Bougium, that's really, really popular. I like, I, for my money, like I lived in, I lived in Chicago for a brief period and like I've tried Chipotle and a few different things, but no, I think Bougium was far and away better than any of the burritos I've had. Luke, you're a fucking alpha. What are

you doing? Why are you calling in here? Why are you listening to this show? Why are you calling this? I assure you I'm not. You are sipping, it looks like you're sipping a pint. Looks like you're having a brew dog in your avatar. Is that true? That is true. Like I think that photo is probably pre me becoming a fan of dough boys and gaining about two stones. So yeah. Oh no. If you were an alpha and then you listened to dough boys and became a beta, this, it happens. Yeah. Oh man. Luke, you seem cool as hell. Why is an hour like blushing listening to you just say standard chipper and so on and so forth. You seem like a cool ass dude. I got a question for you.

You live in Chicago. You live a great food city. You live in, you live in London now. How would you rank the food? And I'd say, you know, you're originally from Dublin. So like I haven't been in London long enough to rate it, but like the choice is staggering. Like it's just so big and the options are so good. But in Chicago, like I went to, it was right beside the sports bar that I worked in was, I think it was called Lumon Atis. It was so yeah. I tried a deep dish and I really liked it. But I remember it was, I found for my money, the like tomato was too chunky in us. And I don't really like that. I don't really like that. But I remember it was with the people I was working with,

they said, you can ask for like a thin base of tomato. So I was always kind of kicking myself on every day. But no, I love the food in Chicago. And then I was actually just before I moved to London. I was in Central America and I was in Mexico for a couple of weeks. And if you're there, it was incredible. I adore it. Wow. Man, Luke is cool as hell. Luke is really cool. It hurts me that I have to zap your ass. Wait, no, no, don't don't zap him yet because we, we gotta get first off. Oh yeah. Cool. And second off, secondly, everyone in the chat is fucking horny for your avatar. So yeah, he's got everyone horned up. And then thirdly, thirdly, I want to know, it's just funny that like, Luke is such an alpha amongst us. But like, back in Dublin,

he's a beta who's like getting his ass kicked, right? We're talking Fritos, Luke. And I'm curious, are you someone who's had any Fritos in your life? I've tried them. Like I remember the I was only familiar with the scoops. And I remember like, I like them, but like the thing that always struck me in America was that the, like the flavors were so much more extreme. Whereas in Ireland, it's very one of the male salt and vinegar, cheese and onion. Like there's a crisp brand in Ireland called Tato that's really, really popular and actually really, really nice. But no, I've tried Fritos. I thought they were good. Man, Tato, look, look, we're going to get some of these terms over in the States. Tato and fucking standard chipper, why standard chipper? Standard chipper is

great. I think I'm just, I'm going to be the standard chipper. I'm the standard chipper. You're not the fucking standard chipper. No, you're not. You can't take it. I won't allow it. You're not. I'm the standard. You're the Tato. Tato, the brand mascot is Mr. Tato, who is just a large potato in a sauce. This does sound like me. Mr. Tato. Luke. So I, I, I, um, where, and now I forget where I, oh, I was from Munster Island in Cork. I'm a Southern Ireland boy. It's where my blood comes from, but also not that far removed. Like my great grandparents all had, you know, had Irish accents. So it's not, not too far removed twice. Cork is beautiful. Like I always say, like to anyone that ever asked me that they're

going to visit Ireland. Like, I think Dublin is fine for like a day or two, but like it is just sort of a big city. It's kind of dirty. It's kind of expensive. Like if you go to the South, if you go to Cork, if you go to Galway, kind of the West of Ireland, that's where I think people's image of Ireland, that, that sort of is what it is. Like I actually, I just tonight, my parents were visiting. I saw, have you seen the banshees have been sharing? I did see it. I saw on the theaters. I thought about asking you about it. I was like, this is wild. I don't want to just ask you about the Irish movie, but yeah, I saw it recently. Yeah. Not like I, I saw it last week and I saw it again with parents tonight, but like that's a gorgeous movie. Like it really,

really does. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful movie. I loved it. I got to fucking see it. Yeah. Really beautiful. I think Mitch, you'd like it. The acting is great. You know, I'm a huge Colin Farrell guy, but Brendan Cleason also like just one of my favorite actors anytime. The whole cast is great, but, but I was also going to say is the, the thing that I, that I, that I like about that movie is like it's set in like 1920s Ireland, rural Ireland. And yeah, the chat is mentioning the donkey who's a fucking donkey, Jenny the donkey, all time movie animal, but the, but it just was like such a great. It's kind of shrek like, yeah. Okay. It just sort of presents that time and that place as so fucking punishingly boring. Like there was just not shit to do.

Like you would just like, you attend to your crops or your livestock and then you like walk to the market and then you like have a conversation with someone and then like 2pm, you're like, I guess I'm going to go to the pub for the rest of the day. I don't know what the fuck else are going to do here. Sounds fucking great. I thought that Colin Farrell, like he's so good in the movie that he sells that loneliness. And like, I think he's one of the favorites to win best actor. And like, I think it would be a really cool way because he's not, it's not like a showy performance at all. Like it's really kind of restrained, but no, he's brilliant. He's had a great year too. I mean, like any, any, someone who's overdue for some sort of,

you know, recognition. I mean, after Yang, he's great. And after Yang, the, the, the Batman, obviously it's, it's, it's the year of Colin Farrell. Luke, I mean, you're the man. I don't even want to zap you anymore. Should he zap us? I think fucking Luke should zap us, honestly. Why is over there? Can barely talk. He's getting verklempt. Luke, if you're ever in, if you're ever in cork, visit the, visit the Murphy, the Murphy farms, which I'm sure there's probably many, but that's a, my grandma would go to the Murphy farms when we found it. When I was there, when we were in cork, we actually, we drove to it and I met my second cousin, twice removed or wherever. Goose. Goose. Goose. His name was gay.

Yeah. Yeah. But he, he said Goose. And, and I met him. He was, he was a cow, he was a cow farmer, Wags. And I said, he was very much the Irish version of me. Yes. Good, great guy though. But I'm kind of with Wags. Luke, take it away, my man. Fucking zap us out of the show. We're done. It was a pleasure to talk to you both. I just want to thank Stu for not answering so I could talk to you. Let's do. Thank you. See you. See you Luke. You're zapped. And you know what, Wags? Yeah. If we have to, if we have to zap Luke, I think we have to zap ourselves because he, okay, great. He's, what an alpha. Yeah, that was fucking cool. We don't, we don't hear enough from our international listeners and you know, I loved it. That was great. What a great perspective.

I had a girlfriend who gave me a cupcake and I took a bite in it. And then there was something hard in that bite and I looked and she had put fingernails into my cupcake. Oh my God. What? Oh my God. Why? To what end? I think I had played a prank on her, but nothing of that, of that severity. This was a prank. This wasn't like a, Jackson, let me, let me guess how you responded. Hey, it looks like there's a little oopsie with the cupcake. There's a bunch of fingernails in there. No, no, that would have been too rude. I just ate it. I couldn't do that to her. She was too, I mean, she was nice enough to give me her used fingernails. All right. Is that, is that a, is the term Minnesota nice? Is that what it is?

Yeah, but I think it's kind of a misnomer because it's sort of, there's a lot of passive aggression in Minnesota. It's nice in general. I mean, Jackson's like that fingernails in the cupcake sort of thing is maybe exhibit A. Well, yeah, she was, we had a tumultuous relationship. I had a heavy, a heavier friend. And he told me he used to, when he was a kid, he was like, Jesus, he would like to fuck his own belly fat. Jesus Christ. Is that true? That's true. How the fuck did he even do that? God, you and your fucking ginormous hogged friends. I don't even know how you do that. Jesus. I think depending on how you were situated, you could make it happen.

I'll say this. Yeah. No, I shouldn't say it. This isn't a fucking gamer's power hour for God's sake. Yeah, you don't need to overshare if you don't want to. Our listeners will do that. Our listeners will tell us insane shit. Everyone's telling me to say it. You know, I don't want to say it. Okay. All right, I'll say it. I took a lot of convincing, but you're going to do it. As a boy wise, I think you know this. I think you know this. As a boy when you would, sometimes as a boy when you would jack it. Sure. Did you ever stroke your cock, so to speak? Jesus Christ. Do you ever hit your chin? That's my question. Like, like, like you're going all the way up to your chin, like giving yourself a little accidental

facial. Yeah. What's going to happen? But I think it depends on, are you, first off, how are you situated? Secondly, are you more of a shooter or more of a dribbler? Me? I'm laid out on my bed naked like a baby. Okay. More of a shooter or more of a dribbler? Jesus. Yeah. It's the, you know, are you a grower, are you a shower, are you a cutty, uncutty, are you a dribbler, are you a shooter? Are you someone who's, you know, out of the perimeter making passes or are you someone who's, you know, jacking up threes? I think this is the thing that like maybe women don't know about men, that if it's like, if it's been a while, like no, not November. Yeah. And then December,

it's like, you can shoot your eye out like the old Christmas story. It depends. Again, depends on if you're a shooter or your dribbler. Because sometimes if you're a dribbler, what ends up happening is you're amping up the viscosity and it's like you're the last of the toothpaste tube. Oh, oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. This is fucking disgusting. You, I can't believe we're talking about this. You're the one who said, you're the one who said the toothpaste thing. You said the toothpaste thing. You were fucking talking about crusted titties, you fucking freak. So this is how we're going along. We're going along to talking about jacking off and fucking shooting wads. It's a, that's a natural thing. Santa does it. Santa, everyone knows Santa jacks off.

Santa jacks off. Of course he jacks off. You ever reason you're, you're stalking as crusted? That's Santa. Oh boy, Santa was fucking jacking off. Santa jacked off and you're stalking. Amelia in the chat put dope boys jack pack. This is a fucking nightmare. People were saying we're not going to get renewed. You're probably right. What's wrong with people? What the fuck? What's wrong with people? But you know, there are some people where nothing's wrong with them. And I want to, I want to talk about a few of them real quick. First off, I want to shout out Jess, John, Tiffany and Amber over at Spotify who worked with us directly and we're all just, just absolutely delightful. And we're always on our side and we really appreciate their help

and their advocacy. And on that note, no one did more work for us on Spotify side than our Spotify side producer, Sam. So we wanted to bring in Sam along with Emma and Amelia and just talk to the crew real quick on this swan song episode. Emma's in here. Hello. How are you feeling, Emma? You had to figure out a lot of engineering throughout this. I'm feeling good. I'm, I'm just stoked we cracked it before they delete it. It was a fun exercise. We really did about like episode 10 or 11 were like, okay, I think we have all the kinks. Thanks for all you do, Emma. And it looks like Amelia is in here with us as the snack pack account. You want to mute yourself, Amelia? Hey, everyone. And Sam, Amelia, thank you for everything you've done. You've been effectively

moderating the chat as much as you were able to do that with given, given these moderation tools. And you also have been letting people in and out of the room. And it was your idea to do the freak for all, which was fantastic. It was, it was a really fun show last week. We got to do more that. Oh, wait. Sam is in here. Sam G, Sam knowing the Spotify rule of not, we don't use last names in here. Sam G is here. Sam, you got a, you got a dog avatar looking very cute. Wait, wait, is this the dog that Emmy Blotnick named? This is, but sorry, it's sometimes it's hard to unmute. So just give me. Yeah, this is the dog that Emmy Blotnick named. This is Butterwolf. So he's very important and also the only identity I have online.

I think it's a good move because it's an adorable pooch. Sam, we really do want to thank you. And I hope everyone in the chat and everyone who's loved listening to the show over these past 12 weeks can, can understand, acknowledge how much work Sam has done on our behalf. Sam has been a real champion for the show, a real champion for the Doughboys. And any problem that we had, Sam was working to fix it. And it was, it was just, it was just an immense help and it made this so much more of a joy to do. I mean, you guys are the best. I suppose I should just start by apologizing. I do though, I mean, like, listen, I can't confirm or deny anything you've read online. But we do get show notes every week about you guys. And I do feel like if anything did happen,

that could have played a role. That's all I'm going to interrupt. A couple of really good PAs who every week just send me like a little write up about what gets talked about. And those are what show notes are. And they often say things like host talk a lot about Putin. Common big bold letters. Common big bold letters, inappropriate joke, parentheses, jerking off. At the bottom, it just says cancel these idiots. Then there's just one that says Kyrie and Kanye with an exclamation point. Yeah, football comes. I gotta tell you right now, I actually have good fellows on. Yeah, that's true. Michael Imperiali is spider, isn't it? Spiders in two movies you love. It's true. And good fellows, my favorite movie.

It's so good. Imperiali gets fucking good for it. It's such a sad scene. Actually, I don't want to spoil anything. I almost spoiled stuff. People still haven't watched fucking Sopranos. But I have good fellows on and I'm going to turn on Thursday Night Football right now. Good fellows more like good movie. I think I've heard you say that before and you're right. That's going to be a show note. No, no, no, no, no. That's necessary. Half-fun. We've given up on notes. Yeah. Show notes. That means you're free. You can do whatever you want now. Yeah, I'm actually just working on my own stuff while we have this conversation. Yeah, our move. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, we love you, Sam. It's been great working with you. We're

going to continue to be friends and keep in touch. And this has really been a highlight of this whole experience. If we can get an 07 Sam going in the chat, we'd all appreciate that. I just wanted to let you guys know and I've said this to you all privately. You guys are the best. This has truly been my favorite thing to work on. I also do the movie bus. So that's also been a fun part of my week. But I just wanted to let you guys know that this is the best. And I know we didn't get to do all of it, but this is what you guys are super important to me. So thank you guys and thank everyone. Thanks, Sam. Yeah, Sam. Love you, buddy. Thank you. And thanks, Sam. Thanks, Amelia. Amelia, you're going to keep hanging out. Yeah, so yeah, myself. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Wow. What a great crew. What a crew. What a crew. Let's bring him in here. The commissioner of the Doughboys Tournament of Champions. Evan Susser is here. What's up, Sussman? Suss! Guys, the last snack pack and I'm calling him. Wow. Suss, we appreciate it. And I'm going to be happy and funny because I've heard the response. I've got some Christmas jokes. You got Christmas jokes. First of all, you don't celebrate Christmas. Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the Advent calendar? Did you hear about him? No, I didn't. What happened? No, what happened? He got 25 days. Suss? Suss, that's really good. It's really good. What? What? Santa likes it. What's that? What is it? Oh, what's Tarzan's favorite Christmas song? What? I'm not sure.

Jungle Bells. That's good. That's really good. See? I can be light. I can be funny. Suss, we love you, first of all. I love those snacks pack. I'm fine. A good wi-fi hotspot. Action is horrible. Yeah. So, Suss, are you on the red October? Suss, we love you, and you do so much for the podcast that people don't know. In today's episode, it got 400 on the reddit going nuts. Sure, some people are mad at you. We look at those fucking maniacs. Why are we talking about them? Why don't we talk about them? All right, fine. But look, sure, some people are mad. But look, we were going through a lot. One of our friends was ill and in the hospital, and he's okay. Just let people know. So, that is

a huge relief. Koalic. People were on it. Yeah, Koalic was cleaning the life. They had him on a cheese IV. Yeah, it was like on a rat respirator. But again, he's going through physical therapy now. He's on the wheel. He's running on the wheel. So, he's doing good. It's funny that it's just- Look, if you're listening, there's always a job for you at the North Pole. Cleaning toilets. You come in, they're covered in shit. Look. I mean, it's dirtier.

It's funny that Koalic, not the one who was sick, and we're just shitting on him. But fun. But Sus, it was a great episode. A lot of it. Look, that's what you do. You shake things up a bit. We love you. I think it was- It's all good. I'm sorry I was not around for more of these snack packs. This is my first one that I've been able to call into or listen to. And I'm sorry, but I love it. And I love all of all these people. This guy, this Luke guy. I mean, it's great. Wow. All it took for Sus to call in was him having COVID. You know, it's great now, though. Yeah, it feel better, Sus. But what's great now is you got the don't waste snack pack. You got yourself a reason to download the Spotify live app.

What you're going to be using all the time. Oh, yeah. For sure. For sure. Let's see. What do we have? We've got dating makeover live. Wow. One fall is all it takes. Wow. Teenager therapy session live. Sounds like today's episode of Doh Boys. Sus, we love you. Love you. And we appreciate you being here. Yes. And we apologize that the dipshit fuckface who was banned for making an anti-submitted comment is in the chat right now, apparently. You know what, Wags? Merry Christmas, dipshit fuckface. Merry Christmas, dipshit fuckface. Merry Christmas, dipshit fuckface. Sus, happy Hanukkah, happy holidays. Happy Hanukkah, buddy. Love you.

Just real quick, wait, before you zap yourself, Sus. I'm going to zap Sus. Actually, I'm going to zap everyone. And then finally zap the app. I'm going to do it one by one. Okay. But before you do that, while Sus is still with us, we know that we got Santa here, but earlier we were all saying nice things about our friend Mookie for no real reason. I don't know if that would be anything nice you'd like to say about Mookie. Yeah, no, of course. Mookie, I think, is a great talent as a comic actor and a writer, but an even greater friend and soul that I've ever been so lucky to encounter in my life. But again, I don't know why you're asking about Mookie.

That was fucking good. It's just kind of random. All right, yeah, that's a little bit random. We love you, Sus. You're zapped. Love you, guys. Bye, buddy. Love you. Wags.

What a run it's been here on the Doughboy Snackback. What a run. Do you have anything to say before I zap you? 12 glorious episodes. What a way to go. Hey, this whole thing was fucking insane and confusing from start to finish. And it maybe got more confusing as we went, but you know what? It was a treat to talk to you, Mitch, my good buddy.

It was a treat to have an excuse to hang out with Amelia and Emma every week. Our good friends and our very, very able collaborators this project. And it was a delight to talk to a bunch of randos. Some of whom were super funny. Some of whom were completely out of their minds. And some of whom were both. But either way, just an absolute treat to chat with everyone. I concur, Wags.

And I'm going to say, Amelia, don't end the show when I say this, because that's what usually happens. I'm going to say, as I'm zapped, snacky snacking. You're zapped, Wags. Zap. Wow. It's just me alone here. And thank you everybody for listening to the Doughboy Snack Pack.

And thank you for all the support this year. We love you. We appreciate it. I hope that we didn't scare you too much today in today's episode. Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you to the Spotify staff, to Amelia, Emma, Fish, Drop King, all of you guys. And now, sadly, I have to zap the app and live my life in Spotify Live.

Everything I'll hear from now on will sound like a shitty radio from the 1950s. But that's what I'm going to do. Goodbye, everyone. Remember, Spoon Nation for life. The app is zapped. Zap. Wow. How did they ever cancel that?

It's a mystery to us. I mean, certainly no one ever complained about it. Just as I'm sure none of you will complain about this episode being in the main feed. Thanks to Emma, Amelia, and our Spotify side producers, Sam, for putting this all together. We'll be back with a regular mainline Doe Boys next week. And for the final time, Snacky Snackin'. On the next Doe Boys Double, hot brown coffee in the city.

We're talking all things Java with writer Casey Johnston, because you asked for it in our Doe Scored. Get the Doe Boys Double every Tuesday only at patreon.com.