Doughboys - UNLOCKED! Creature Eater with Andrea Jin

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Unlocked and free for all! Andrea Jin (@andreajin, Digman!) joins the 'boys to talk old sitcoms, farm animals, and Highlander before determining whether or not they'd eat certain creatures.Want more like this episode? Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/doughboysWatch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Hey buddy, this week's main feed episode is a free preview of the Doughboyz Double. Subscribe at patreon.com slash doughboys. Wow. Welcome to Doughboy's Double, I'm Nick Weiger along with the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell, Mitch Scrub Daddy is norm. We were just talking about this. We were saying Shark Tank is Cheers. Right, the establishment TV, the legacy brand in television is now Shark Tank as opposed to a sitcom like Cheers or a drama like ER. So Scrub Daddy is Norm.

Scrub Daddy is Norm from Cheers. What the hell's happened? What's happened? It's the rot of our culture. But also like, you know, whatever, fucking time moves on. Yeah. I mean, like people listen to us. That's true. So, you know, culture is, culture is, we're, it feels in, it feels like we're in the last years of it, right? Like, I mean.

Doughboys is Caroline in the City. Oh my God. Kind of like a lower tier sitcom that people are kind of aware of. Oh yeah, I've heard of that show. That show's not funny, right? That's such an insult to Caroline in the, like. I'd be so mad.

Caroline and the City probably had like 40 million people watching each episode live each week. Yes. Because it's so crazy what the scale of network TV was in like the 80s and 90s. Yeah, before like cable had reached critical mass and when there were just so many people watching. Where were you when Seinf the internet? Wags.

I watched it live. What's the live at home? I remember watching the when the Cheers Valley was on. I remember seeing on the news. I actually don't remember watching the Cheers finale, even though I'm sure we had it on. Yeah. But I remember on the news and like whatever WHDH in Boston,

like the cast was at Cheers and they were like celebrating. That's like it was like live from a they were like celebrating. That's fun. It was like live from- That's a cool thing to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you saw that on Boston Local News. On Boston Local News. Wow, that's awesome, yeah.

I mean, I remember it being like a big like news story. That was like, you know, that shit would be, everyone would be talking about it. Now Scrub Daddy is norm and- Now Scrub Daddy is norm. Who won Survivor Season One? Richard Hatch, is that his name? Richard Hatch. Casey knows, Casey was just talking about Survivor. Who won Survivor Season One? Richard Hatch, is that a name? Richard Hatch.

Casey knows, Casey was just talking about Survivor. You big Survivor head? I'm a big Survivor fan. I was talking about how there's players on the game who were born after the show had started. Jeez. There was a Weiger on Survivor. I wanted to get her on.

Wait, what? She was great. Caroline Weiger. People like Caroline Weiger. Were you related to her? No. Oh, well. It's still interesting.

She's not coming on. Have you ever encountered another Weigert that wasn't a part of my family? It's not a common name. There was a Mitchell on the Patriots. Oh, that's the fucking same. That's the same, Mitch. I've never encountered another Erbrink either.

Yeah, when you have kind of a unique last name, you're like, it's shocking to see it in the wild. Mitchell's a pretty common last name, I guess, but I don't know a ton of Mitchell. Yeah, Donovan Mitchell, Davion Mitchell, those are two current NBA players. I know, but there's not a ton of Mitchells. It's still a pretty common name.

It's not that common. It's not on the same scale as Weiger. Okay, yes, Weiger is a weirder name that a lot of people don't have. So you hear about a Caroline Weiger, you were shocked for a second. Yeah, you know what I'll be happy? The day there's zero Weiger. Weiger.

Our guest today, a stand-up comedian writer for Digman, the late, late show on her album Grandma's Girl. And hey, if you're in LA, you can see her live at Dynasty Typewriter coming up May 12th. This part of Netflix is a joke. Andrea Jinn is back. Andrea, thanks so much for making time for us. Hi, thank you.

Thank you for having me. Oh my God. Very excited to have you back. I'm excited to come back. Thank you. You know, a lot of people don't feel that way. They don't, they're not excited to come back. They don't want to return to the show.

Yeah. I mean, honestly, we've had people on and then we're like, hey, you want to come back? And then it's the response is kind of like, ugh. Like, maybe. I mean, it's the've had people on and then we're like, hey, you wanna come back? And then the response is kinda like, ugh. Maybe. I mean, it's the truth. It is the truth. Wow. Well, cause you very often for the show

have to eat bad food and also the show like sucks. And now you have to go in, like now we're in person. So it's like more of an ask versus hopping on like a Zoom call, you know? But it's Caroline in the city. I'm going to be more of Dharma and Greg. Kind of a Dharma and Greg, yeah. Yeah, I think Dharma and Greg.

Another Chuck Lorre show. I don't know if both shows, but. Oh, you gotta watch Dharma and Greg. You gotta watch Dharma and Greg. Do a re-watch. You're going to thank us later. Maybe. Do you have favorite sitcoms over the years? What's your number one?

I grew up watching The Office. See, this also makes us feel old, but yes. The generational thing, but I know a lot of people are like, yeah, really, The Office is their go-to, which is a single cam, obviously. Yeah. But like a classic multi-cam sitcom, was there ever, was there like a kids show you were

into? Was there like a Canadian show or something that you were into at a certain point? A multicam I watched growing up was Friends. Oh, Friends, okay. Yeah. But it was like the DVD box set. Sure, yeah. Yeah.

Sure, yeah. I auditioned for The Office, so we're, not the original, but I auditioned. Remember when Michael Scott's nephew was on the show? Do you remember the episode? It was originally gonna be Kathy Bates' nephew. And so I auditioned for that role. And Alison Jones, the great casting director who cast me in Love, and I love her, she's great,

I love you. I was so nervous for that audition, I remember I was working at the Simpsons. I was very nervous and I went in and I did the audition and she went, that was well memorized. Oh. Oh. I was like, oh, thank you.

And then she's like, I'm gonna have you read for like another part and then I just bombed the hell out. I mean, I was shaking at that point. Jonesy putting through me through the, you know what I mean? Put me through some tests. I would not understand the subtext there. I would not get that it was a backhanded compliment.

I'd just be like, thanks. I did memorize it well. So do I have the part now? I can memorize lots of things. Are you supposed to memorize? Because I know some auditions nowadays, they say actors aren't required to memorize. Yes.

Do they say that as just like a... I love casting directors, I shouldn't go in on casting directors, but I remember this is a thing that Harris would tell us from like, I mean, also I was reading one-line roles, but Harris Whittles, I was like, do you like memorize it? And he was like, he's like, you don't have to,

he's like, but we always pick the people who do it. You look better. You weren't saying that. I'm like. It's not an explicit expectation. But it's kind of an expectation. It is. They kind of do expect you to do it, which is bullshit.

And then they give you like 11 pages to memorize. Auditions are a mess. You still aren't in rooms. For what reason? I don't know. It's bullshit. You know, any sort of job like this and a sort of freelance thing where you have to constantly

be submitting yourself is a little bit degrading. Sure. There's a version of it for writers that isn't quite as work intensive, but also is similarly dehumanizing. Sometimes it's more work. I mean, it depends. It can be if you have to write a packet or something like that.

But it just depends. But yeah, that's the case in a lot of fields. It's not like a state of the art. From the little packet wars, Jack was a big part of the of fields. It's not like a state of the art. I remember the little packet wars. Jack was a big part of the packet war. Remember? It was a big Jack Allison thing. It was a packet war.

Just like there were a lot of places that were asking for like basically like 20 pages worth of material. Yeah. So basically what like, okay, so, and I remember this from when I submitted to be a Daily Show writer like over a decade ago, obviously didn't get the job. But like that was a thing where they wanted you to basically write an entire episode of The Daily Show on your own and send it in. And that would be your writing sample,

and it would be current to this week's news. So they knew that was something that was original. And obviously, that's, like, a week's worth of work. Like, that's an insane amount of work to ask for one person. But that's like the... That was like... That tended to be the case for any sort of, like, talk show or variety show or sketch show, versus if you're writing for a sitcom, But that's like the, that was like, that tended to be the case for any sort of like,

like talk show or variety show or sketch show, versus if you're writing for a sitcom, you're writing for a drama, it's like, I have this existing work sample that I can send in, but for something that's more topical, they're like, we want you to write something current, something specific to our show, so we see you can capture our voice

and we see that also you can work at this sort of like, on a deadline like this. Right. And we see that also you can work at this sort of like a, on a deadline like this. Right. But so, yeah, there was a big sort of online brouhaha that ended up in an in-person meeting that I attended and got some reforms on the writing side. Yeah, but it was a wild time. Our old buddy Adam was there.

Adam Conover there. Adam Conover was a big time spearheaded, you know, improving this stuff. So, you know, he's done a lot of good. Did his hair grow at all during the meeting? Like the Grinch's heart? He was very helpful in a lot of that stuff. Lovely man.

I do wonder if it had to have, like from the eighties and nineties into the 2000s, the expectations had to have grown, right? Like I'm just saying like like, even with auditions, like, you used to have to be faxed to you, or, like, a courier would send them over. They started asking for more, and they started paying less. It's like fucking, it's a story of fucking everything

in our economy. It's just like, there's more work required for less payoff. I would like to hear from, like, people who submitted in the 90s and 80s, and actors in the 90s and 80s, if you're any out there. Um, probably not. I think actors in the 90s, but anyway, out there. Probably not. I think anyone over the age of like,

we have a weird thing where we do have older listeners, but they're just our age and then young kids also don't like us. It just is basically like 40 year old dweebs. Small show. And I think like an older, like some of our older listeners, they don't want to listen to this nonsense, right?

Yeah, I don't, I mean, we have some older listeners. I don't know, I think we have a lot of new graphics. Hashtag oldest listener. Let's find our oldest listener. Yeah, let us know. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that we, there was a granny who listened to us for our grandma. Yeah, she didn't like being called a granny is the thing.

Oh, wow. You started calling her a hip granny. I remember it. This was like, Doughboy's year one. So I didn't help, so she probably doesn't listen to the show anymore. I thought it was a cool thing. I thought it was cool.

I agree. Yeah. What is she like, 40? You're like, a granny. We had a, first off, real quick on the money thing. I worked with a, I worked on an award show with a guy who wrote on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for 19 years.

19 years of doing monologue jokes. Exactly. Good work today. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking of his day to day. Exactly. But like 19 years of writing monologue jokes for Leno, and to give some context of where that put him financially,

when we were in the writer's room, he took a call at a certain point because he was selling one of his three houses. And yeah. And I, you know, when I, last time I worked on a talk show, everyone in the writer's room was renting and, you know, struggling to some degree. So it's just, it was just a completely different world.

Should have kept me around a little longer. The other thing is that meeting that we had about writers packets with Adam Conover and Jack Allison, a bunch of other people, Joe Saunders was there, Emily Fleming and John Gutierrez, I think from that Midnight Room were there. James Corden attended in person and I won't tell this full story here,

but Corden and Jack Allison got in a fight and I was sitting between them. Oh. So I was like, I was sitting next to, James Corden was to my right and he had introduced himself for like early on and said something.

This is like a, this is like not another teen movie level thing of you getting smushed by two Sumos basically. I felt like Henry Hill watching Joe Pesci yell at Billy Batson Goodfellas, I was like, what the fuck, oh God. Anyway, so. Oh man, I wish I could have seen that Jack was probably and good fellas. It's like up the block, oh god. Anyway, so. Oh man, I wish I could have seen that Jack was probably very funny and smart man. I won't get into it.

Jack was absolutely in the right. I won't get into it. Cause it's all, last time I posted anything about this, like the BBC was like, and the Daily Mail like wanted to ask me for comment because they were like, oh, he's a big deal over there, whatever. We're behind the paywall, it's fine. Gordon's off the air now. Gordon introduced himself before.

Yeah. We're going to derail things if I tell you. I'll say this. Gordon was nice to me when I did his show. Me too. He was very nice to me. A lot of people like him. A lot of people don't like him.

He sat next to me. He introduced himself and said, hello, I'm James. And then I was like, oh, wow, it's James Corden. How about that? It's cool that he's here. And then he. This is a section with like James Corden, Paddington. Um.

Um. There's that kind of English crew. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Prince Andrew is there. The Brits are all seated together, they're friends. And Jack Allison was sitting to my left and when the floor opened up, Corden said something insane and completely out of touch

and was clearly the one millionaire there. And Jack fucking screamed at him to the point where a third party had to be like, hey man, take it. Wow. Paddington. Yeah, Paddington, calm down. Hey, hey, come on.

Let's have some marmalade. Jack and Corden both eating marmalade. This is fucking good. All right. It was crazy. So, Andrea, before we began, we were talking about how we're, because we're recording this one in advance. This one's going in the Doughboyz Frank Bank,

but this is coming out a little bit later. We recently ended our Taco Bell tournament as of this episode's release. The Frank Bank is a gross name. I just remember that we call it the Frank Bank. You have another pitch? No, I like it. It is just disgusting. Yeah.

It's gross. You just have to acknowledge that it is. Yeah, I just had to say. But I love it forever. You're like, I love it. It's just gross. I love it forever, but it is disgusting. You know what else I love forever?

That McDonald's, the Whack Donald's sweatshirt. Oh, thank you. It looks nice. Yeah, thanks, buddy. That's what I Donalds sweatshirt, it looks nice. Thanks buddy. That's what I'm wearing right now. Okay, so we're- I tried the sauce.

McDonald's? This sounds like it's branded content, it's not. I went to McDonald's and tried the sauce. What sauce? They have a new Whack Donalds sauce, which now will be out of, it won't be there anymore. This one's going to the Frank Bank, we're recording in advance.

The sauce, have you tried it yet? No, I haven't. I think you will like it. I bet I will like it, yeah. We never do that anymore. We used to like taste new things. We don't do that. We don't do it anymore.

We don't do it. Well, it's also tough in an episode like this we're recording in advance. We never do it anymore, why? If you tasted the sauce now, people would be like, why are they tasting the sauce? This came out two months ago. We don't do it anymore.

We do do it. We do do it. We absolutely do it. Emma, we've been doing it. Hey Mitch is wrong. We need more of it I guess. Not like it used to be. When we first started the pod. Oh man, those were the days.

We would do it all the time. Yeah, you're right Mitch. That was your scrub daddy. So we wrapped up our Taco Bell tournament. You're a fan of Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell. What's your standard order? I get two Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme

with just the ground beef one. And then I get a Chicken Chalupa Supreme and sometimes Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Are there TBs in Canada? The winner of the tournament. That's right. Wow, really? I just got what you're doing.

We don't know what the winner is yet. Oh. Yeah. Oh. And Hillary's president is on deck. Yeah, Hillary's president. Early, they did it early. Oh wait, is it a voting thing?

Do other people vote? Yeah, we're gonna vote, yeah, it's not a voting. But what would be your number one vote would be the Doritos Locos Taco Supreme? I don't think Gordita Crunch would win. Wow. I think it's a favorite for me. I know that you like it as well.

I do like it. We'll know as of this episode released what the champion ultimately was. Right, right, right, right. Tompiana, rather. It's gonna be fuckin' like, it's gonna be something stupid. Yeah, it'll be like Mexican pizza. Oh yeah, honestly, it fuckin' might win.

Small drink one. Yeah. All right, that's the small drink. Small drink. Not even a regular drink. Any flavor you want. No, no, it's a small drink. Small drink. Not even a regular drink. Any flavor you want. No, no. It's a small cup.

Easier to hold. The water cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A cup of water went away with a Dave Thomas cup. Wearing the belt. Okay, so I'm curious because I know you're from Canada. Do you have, is talk about much of a presence up there? No, we only have it in outskirts of town.

Wow, okay. Yeah, yeah. For some reason there's like one only and you have to drive really far for it, but. Remember, you're from Vancouver? I'm from Vancouver. Okay. We've been a few times, he, look,

I'm gonna call you out on it. He hated Vancouver. The first time we went, I hated it. We had a bad experience. What happened? We went, it was snowing. Yeah, that's right. I don't like the cold. He doesn't like the cold, it was snowing. Kind of, it. We had a bad experience. What happened? It was snowing. Yeah, that's right. I don't like the cold.

He doesn't like the cold. It was snowing. It was kind of a crazy storm. It was also in the- The snow, it doesn't even, it doesn't get too, too bad, right? Usually? It doesn't get as bad as like East Coast.

Sure, yeah. It was also like we were doing Doughboyz live up there. It was the end of a tour, so we were like fucking tired. And then it was like a weird show and a bad crowd. It was a very drunk Canadian crowd. They were fucking drunk and not fun. Yeah. That sucks.

They fucking yell at a guy. Some drunk lady grabbed a susser's dick in my ass at the same time, one with each hand. This is what happens when I don't go with you. I didn't get shit. I didn't get grabbed. She was a married lady, right? She was so drunk. She was super... That's what happens when I don't go with you. I didn't get shit, I didn't get grabbed. She was a married lady, right? She was so drunk, she was super, yeah, she was super drunk.

I would have cucked the hell out of her husband. Bullshit. It was one of those things where her friend was clearly like, didn't want to be there and was also pissed off that she had to like babysit her drunk friend at the meet and greet. Yeah. Maybe she grabbed her in dick and I missed it. You know what I mean? Well, I told, like, she went, she did, like,

we were trying to like, okay, yeah, cool. Hey, thanks for coming. All right, don't, you know, whatever, like tried to end the interaction quickly. And then when she went away, I turned to Cessna, I said, she grabbed my ass. And Cessna was like, she grabbed my dick. We realized she did it simultaneously. And there I was like she grabbed my dick. Wow. She did it simultaneously.

There I was in the middle of fucking. Not getting anything. Yeah. What the hell? Bullshit. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad for me too.

It's bullshit. Yeah. Wives a baby. He got assaulted and he doesn't like. Hey, the second time we went to Vancouver, we had a lovely time. Oh, yes. We went back there. Yeah.

We did a great job. Did we do back there. Yeah, and we had a great time. Did we do it a third time? Or just twice? I think, did we maybe do it a third time? We did. We went up there with, I remember, this was like 2020, early 2020. Or did we do Toronto once?

No, we never did Toronto. Oh, we never did Toronto. We did Saskatoon, and we did Vancouver. This is the only Canadian chosen one. Oh, then I think we did Vancouver three times then. So the last time we went to Vancouver, then I think we did Vancouver three times then. So the last time we went to Vancouver, whether that was second or third,

we did the off book did our show and then we did the off book afterwards. And that was a lot of fun. Oh, that was great. But the crowd was great. And then we did another show. Oh no, cause they did our show. I think we were just there for two days is what it was.

But that was like right before the pandemic. Oh. But we did A&W Canada, which we talked about on your episode. I love A&W. A&W Canada was awesome. I loved it up there. Sorry your ass got grabbed by the way.

I'm not trying to make like- Oh no, I didn't think you were. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, that's crazy, drunk lady. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, drunk lady, what the hell? Yeah, drunk lady, come on, what are you doing? Do you guys do anything special when you do different cities? Do you do something where you eat something from the city? Yeah, we do, yeah. We usually, that's why we did A&W Canada up there, is like, well, hey, we obviously don't have it here,

so let's get it when we're in Vancouver. Yeah, we almost always go to a local spot unless there's a national spot that's associated with that locality. Right, right, right, right. Like we haven't, but if we did a Dunkin' Donuts show in Boston, that would be appropriate, right? Oh, is that from? I think we should.

Is that where it's from? It's from, not only from Boston, it's from Mitch's hometown of Quincy, Massachusetts. Whoa! My hometown, Lakewood, California, home of Denny's. Whoa. I always thought Denny's was Canadian, because in Canada, when they do Denny's,

the apostrophe is a Canadian Maple Leaf. That's fun. Yeah, so I was like, oh, this is for sure a Canadian company. Yeah, 100%. They tricked me. Yeah, they did. Can I just say, the hometown breakfast throw down?

The hometown. I get what you're trying to say. I'm saying the hometown breakfast battle. Hometown breakfast battle. That one was pretty good. Denny's versus Dunks. Pretty good. That could be pretty good.

Ooh, yeah, you guys should do that. Long Beach versus Quincy. Yeah, well, it's Lakewood, but more specifically than Long. Lakewood versus Quincy. Also, A&W's not from Canada. Yeah, no it's not. It's an American brand, and then they open Canadian branches and then they splintered ownership,

so it's a completely separate entity with the same, that owns the brand, north of the border. When I Googled that, I was like, what the fuck? Isn't that wild? Yeah, I got mad. And it's still good down here, but it's on another level in Canada. Yeah, it's better.

Can I just tell you for real, you saying Splinter made me think of Koalik, and I gotta cancel plans with him tonight. That's so funny. Uh. It's true. It's all negative. There's no point. There's no point where it's like a good thing.

No, there's nothing nice. Nothing nice or good about it. I don't want to hang out with him tonight. He's the rat. Splinter the rat reminded me of him. Yeah. Yeah. I do love him. I do.

There's a positive. We love Koala. I love Koala. Um, our commissioner for the tournament for a moment. That's right. Um, but I think the hometown breakfast battle. Yeah, that's a good idea. Hometown breakfast throw down.

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Wow, yeah. Do you, first off, do you have any thoughts on sweet grains specifically? And then more generally, where do you stand on salads? I hate salads so much. Wow. Yeah. Like so much.

Like it's so much hate, but I know I should have it. Yeah, sure. Yeah. So I eat it quite often, but I do it in a way that's like, I just hate what it is. And so I just, I think I go extra hard on the punishment of it. And I go without dressing and I just.

Oh my. No dressing. Cause I hate every dressing. I hate every dressing. I know why you hate salad. You can't eat it without the dressing. No, I hate it even more with dressing. It tastes so, it makes the. Cause every dressing is either just like milky or vinegar.

Yeah. There's no like- Are you not a vinegar fan? I like vinegar, but not with like raw vegetables. That tastes weird to me. So I don't know why it's two really weird types. There's no like mild dressing. That's kind of nice. I'm glad that we got you a sweet green for lunch. No, no, no like mild dressing that's kind of nice.

I'm glad that we got you sweet green for lunch. No, no, no, I love sweet green. Do you really? I like that it's very customizable. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, so, cause usually they throw together just bullshit salad that I don't like. Wow.

Sweet green, it's not really sweet. Where does the sweet come from in sweet green? You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't understand. I don't know the origin of the's the sweet come from in sweet green? I mean What the fuck is the name I think they're being like oh Salads are so good. It's sweet. Yeah Yeah, it is bullshit though We today were we were I like salad and I like you know, I like salad I like a little side salad starter like creamy Italian dressing. I don't know if you've had that maybe too, it's actually not that milky.

Yeah, Italian dressing is okay, but I don't know. If you're not a dressing fan, it just doesn't, I get it. I mean, I think some people think it gets the lettuce too wilted and disgusting. That's how I feel, yeah. You know who else doesn't like dressing? Jimmy the dog. He's in the buff.

Hi, Nate. She is a naked girl all the time. Oh my God. Naked little girl. We should blur that out so our listeners don't complain. The Doughboys had a naked dog on the farm. I heard that one time they put a hoodie on her at the farm she lived on before we got her

and she chewed it off, like she chewed through it and ripped it off. Wow. That dog's really close. That's like an alpha. She said fuck close. That's actually how humans are supposed to live. Yeah, we're just supposed to live like that.

It's more natural. Should we do an In the Buff episode of Doughboys? No. Emma, that's just an embarrassing episode of me sitting across from Wags. Hogs out. Hogs out. Frank Bank.

That's one of those things when we talked about like, like adding feet pics to the Patreon, where like, whether it goes up or goes down, either way, I feel bad. Like if it's more popular than a normal episode or less popular, either outcome upsets me. Yeah, there's no positive. There's no positive, because it's either like, oh, so you people just wanna jack off,

or it's like, oh, or you people find me physically repulsive. I'd be okay with it. Or maybe there's a third one that's like, they love the podcast, but they don't want sexual stuff. Yeah, they could all just be like- We don't believe that one. Yeah. We just have a very asexual listenership.

It's possible. I want, I like the idea if they're jacking off to the, I would milk it for all it's worth. Okay. Wait, isn't there a lot of videos online of like people doing weird ASMR food stuff and people definitely like do jack off to it. So like food stuff do associate with like horny stuff. A lot of people don't.

It's confusing because ASMR like is like, it's not very sexual, but also it can be pleasurable. I try to explain to people, because ASMR works on me, I'm affected by it. But it's a weird thing where your voice could put me into ASMR and your voice could put me into ASMR, doesn't matter. Hey buddy. That made me think of Silence of the Lambs.

Didn't put me, ASMR Silence of the Lambs. Didn't put me, it was ASMR Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill style. But anything can trigger it, but it is also a sensual thing, so it is kind of weirdly, but not sexual, but it can feel good. It's very hard to describe. Does anyone else do ASMR?

Does anyone else have effects by ASMR? No? My boyfriend does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets it? It's like you get like tingles and it feels good. Right. And sometimes it can lean into it, but like it's not necessarily sexual, but like- It's like, yeah, I get what you're saying.

It's like a general sort of good cozy feeling. G.B. is who I, and it just like gives me a nice little like nice chills feeling through your body before you go to bed. Interesting. But I'm sure there are plenty of people who also, you know, like jacking off. I mean, people like jacking off to everything.

People love jacking off, yeah, people will jack off. People are nuts about jacking off. That's one thing that's been through, a through line through time. That's true. People like Jack in it. Right? That's the scrub daddy of life. Ha ha ha ha ha.

The scrub daddy of life is Jack and all. Yeah. We can all agree. It's all of humanity. Ha ha ha ha ha. Jack and all is humanity scrub daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree.

Ha ha ha ha. Or we've got to get into what we're doing as a topic this week. But I did want to ask you, Andrea, before we get into this. That's what it means, Norm is like the jacking off of life. Like, it was all compared to Norm. Yeah, yeah. It all came from Norm.

Norm is the scrub daddy. Right. Well, they were jacking off in cheers. Oh, you know Norm. Norm is the scrub daddy. Right. Well, they were jacking off in cheers. Oh, you know they were jacking off in cheers. All right, last call, everybody. Jack off. Frazier would be rubbing one out next to Cliff. That's why they had the bar.

Couldn't see anything going on to them. I miss coach jacking off. Nice to see Woody jack off, though. I miss Coach Jackenoff. Nice to see Woody Jack off though. Okay, so here's my question for you. And we know we heard your story about your family having a farm. Yeah.

We heard some crazy stories. Yes. Do you feel, They were good. Do you ever have any like moral trepidation about eating animals in general? Is there ever a time where you're like, hmm, I feel weird about this?

Especially when you're at the level of like, hey, this was like a chicken I knew or something like this and now we're eating it. Like, how did you process that? Hey, this is a chicken I knew. Oh my, no, I feel bad when I see cows. When I see cows, they're so cute. Yeah, they are cute.

But chickens, I don't hesitate. Chickens, if anything, I see them, I want to now. You know, I wasn't even hung, I was like, maybe I don't even like it, but I look at them and I don't, I'd hate this. Well, they evolved from dinosaurs, right? And dinosaurs probably, I don't know my history that well, but probably chased after early humans, you know? Yeah, you don't know your history that well. Maybe watch the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah, you know what? I think that's what it was. I think I watched the Flintstones. That's your history education.

I think I watched the flits though. Yeah, that's your history education. I'm saying dinos would be mean to humans. They would be, yeah. They did not evolve. Oh my God. Was there any monkeys that were after the... No, but I guess not, probably. I think there were some early primates,

there was early mammals more, like with the... I don't know primates that were just evolved. Something that we evolved from in there. Roosters are very mean to my grandpa. I remember you telling us about this rooster who was attacking your grandpa. Yeah, they kick him and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, because they're scared

he's gonna fuck the chickens, the hens. They're scared of that? I think so, because it's like- I gotta ask, what gave them this idea? My grandpa, he's fucking them. See, it sets another male presence, What gave them this idea? My grandpa, he's fucking them. Like sets another male presence. And like, this is a threat to the order. It's a male presence that is feeding the hens.

And so the hens are very like happy to see my grandpa. And then, so the rooster's like, what the fuck? Yeah, right. That's really good. Yeah. So the rooster's like, why are you excited to see this guy who's not me? You know? Because that's kind of his girlfriend.

Yeah. And he's feeding, they like him. Yeah, like he like Rooster, and the Rooster loves his girls. I remember. Or the hens, the hens. The way you phrased it is stuck in my brain. How I remember it is you saying, we had to kill our Rooster because he kept kicking the shit out of my brain. How I remember it is you saying, we had to kill our rooster

because he kept kicking the shit out of my grandpa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a really strong one. He was like too strong. And then, but he, I think he like had the most girlfriends or something and then he's just like. Sort of cock of the walk. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, what the fuck, don't come in here. Yeah, exactly. And feed my girl, bitches. You know? That's the energy. I said bitches because that's the energy he exuded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to.

Yeah. We don't say the B word on this part. Fuck. Listen, as a bitch, I can say it. Jimmy, a true bitch. Yeah, she did stand up when she heard that. She's like, I am the bitch. She's like, we can say it. But the pigs and cows seem very nice and smart.

Pigs are tough for me, because I know how smart pigs are. I don't eat pork anymore. Oh, yeah, because of their cute and smart? Yeah, because I just like, I'm like, I dialed back how much meat I was eating in general. And then I think like, yeah, the more I learned about pigs, the more I'm like, oh, this is fucking tough. A lot of good depictions of pigs in the media, Spider Pig, Charlotte's Web. Babe, of course.

Babe, yeah. Yeah, there's been no real evil pigs. Miss Piggy, kind of. Oh, yeah. But she's like still lovable. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Kermit loves her. We're supposed to, I mean, Miss Piggy's very funny.

Yeah, she's very funny. Very funny. You knew what I meant. Peppa Pig, people love Peppa Pig. Oh, people love Peppa Pig. I guess there's like big banker pig, I mean, Miss Piggy's very funny. Yeah, she's very funny. Very funny. You knew what I meant. Peppa Pig, people love Peppa Pig. Oh, people love Peppa Pig. I guess there's like big banker pig, you know, like in like Animal Farm sort of way.

Yeah, the classic sort of like symbol of capitalism pig. Like yeah, this is- Right, and people say like pigs are greedy. Right. Yeah, greedy pigs. Greedy pig, yeah. Porky pig? Another lovable one. A lot of fun.

Yeah. See, I was saying the roosters, they come from dinosaurs. They evolved birds. Yes, right. And the primordial goop, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. We've talked about the primordial goop many times on the pod.

And I was saying, you know, whatever, there was some sort of version of birds that were eating some sort of version of us, you know? Yeah, oh, I hate birds too. I wanna eat birds. You're oh I hate birds too I want a bird I wish I could eat them yeah birds are kind of like you can eat them I mean I wish it was more common I wish we were like we were all subtracting them together yeah any bird you see in the sky you're like I like I wish you were eating that and yeah yeah yeah so that they can't live anymore I wish you were eating that and yeah. Yeah, yeah, so that they can't live anymore.

You know? Like, because they're so mean. Yeah, 100%. No, I feel a lot less conflict. I mean, like, look, I have to eat life to sustain yourself. I do think that vegetarians and vegans are on morally higher ground than someone who eats meats.

I do, I do concede that. But I have less personal conflict about eating... You sound very Highlander-y again. Fischerbergs. Consuming life to... Yeah. But it's true, it is true. Highlander is a lot like the real world.

Yeah, it is. It can only be one. Did you like those Highlander movies? I gotta rewatch them. I remember liking them. Highlander 2 sucks. Highlander 1 is good, but I haven't seen it in many years. I'm wondering how they aged. I don't know how they aged. So Highlander is like a sci-fi franchise

that there were a couple of movies and then like a TV show that people loved the TV show. It was kind of like Stargate they made it in a TV show and I think there was more science fiction fandom for that property. But basically it was, it was like, it was immortal people who were scattered across the globe. And... Highlanders.

They were Highlanders. And, or I think that just the one guy was the Highlander. The Highlander. They had some other name, yeah. Well, anyway, but it's been years since I've seen it. The only way you could kill them, ultimately only one of these immortal beings can survive on Earth. So they go around trying to kill each other. And the only way you could kill them, ultimately only one of these immortal beings can survive on Earth.

So they go around trying to kill each other. And the only way you can kill someone is by lopping their fucking head off. So you have to decapitate them and then like light shoots out and they're fucking dead. And then you get kind of like their power. And you get more powerful, yeah. And so he does a thing,

do they do a thing where it's like absorbing the power? Yeah, it's kind of what you're doing. Wow, whoa. It's kind of what you're just doing. It's kind of Mega Man. You like kill something and take its powers. But like at the Highlander franchise, and it was Sean Connery, and what's the name of the other actor?

I like that you were interested in that. They do feel the power coming into them. There's a sensational element to it where they're like feeling the power, right? Right, cause that's why they do it, cause it's like addictive. I think, I mean, this is the sad thing. They're immortal, here they are going around

killing each other. Yeah. Well, and it's also the thing of, and I think Christopher Lambert is the name of the lead actor, right? That sounds right. Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery is like this other, Sean Connery plays an Egyptian guy, which is insane.

Anyway, Sean Connery and, I've been which is insane. Anyway. Sean Connery and... I've been telling my manager to put me out for roles like that. I wanna play an Egyptian guy. But there's also the aspect of like, there's a whole thing of like Christopher Lambert finds a wife in like the Scottish Highlands and then, you know, marries her and raised a family. And then he watches all his loved ones age and die.

And then he's just alone again. And it's just like talking about like the pain of being immortal, you know? I wouldn't have a problem with you if I was a Highlander. Also, you know what? Probably wouldn't take that long. Two years. Now I'm just thinking Highlander.

Yeah, now you got Highlander on the brain. I got to find out some more info about Highlander. Can they make other people Highlanders or no? No, I think there's a set number of Highlanders and they're just being winnowed down. Damn. We're talking a show that hasn't had relevance in like 30 years.

They should reboot Highlander. Yeah. Oh yeah, Queen did the soundtrack. There's like a whole Queen album that's just the fucking Highlander songs. Oh, right. One of them is Don't Lose Your Head, and it's about like not getting your head lopped off by a fucking Highlander.

Isn't that crazy? That's funny. Like Freddie Mercury singing it. We'll do a Highlander rap. We're going to have you back for a Highlander. Yeah, we'll do a Highlander. Yeah, what would they eat? Mm, this is a great question.

I think they eat normal food. But then again, the whole thing with being immortal is like, what are the, you want to know what the rules are, right? Because like,. I think they eat normal food, but then again, the whole thing with being immortal is like, what are the, you wanna know what the rules are, right? Cause like, if you don't eat anything, do you lose weight? But you can't kill yourself, your organs won't fail, right? You'll continue to, like how does it actually work in principle?

Was there any Highlanders that killed themselves or no? I don't know. This is all, this all came from bird talk, I think, right? It came from bird talk. I'm gonna get a bird feeder for Wally and Irma so they can watch the birds. So I know that you hate them. But the cats get very excited.

I mean, they wanna kill them too, to be fair. That's true, but it's a cute kind of, it seems like they're playing, but the cat's like, I do wanna kill you. They wanna kill them. And they also, yeah, it is very cute, but they kind of like, they're like, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. Yeah. Or they make weird noises. And they will eat one. They wanna kill him. And they also, yeah, it is very cute, but they kind of like, they're like.

Yeah. Or they make weird noises. And they will eat one. They will eat them. Oh, 100%. Yeah, they used to zip, my cat Zipwags used to bring, would drop off a beautiful blue jay.

Oh, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a fucked stoop that was just fucking destroyed. Yeah. It was a present. I know, it was, yeah. It's like, here it is. It was like a gift to like, like you you own me here's a bird It's fucked up

It is really fucked. Do you think your animals are like you own me? I think they know In my mind, I like to think that they think of me as like their dad I like was thinking about this with wall and her but it is I think it's like a chosen relationship Like if she wanted to run away from me she could but she chooses to stay In my head, but don't you have that phase sometimes like in the beginning where they're trying to run away like every day in the beginning? They kind of. Yeah. They don't know who you are. I got

while in Irma when they were such tiny babies that I think that I like like I think they maybe think that I am. I also like sleep as much as a cat. Yeah. I shit in their litter box occasionally. So I think that they think that I maybe. Oh you're a cat. You're our cat dad. Yeah. I shit in their litter box occasionally. So I think that they think that I maybe- They're like, oh, you're a cat. You're our cat dad. I think that they think that I'm a dad. Do you color your house on all fours? Of course I do. I have a bonnet on and it's kind of role playing, but-

Okay, I think my dog thinks I'm her mom, but also girlfriend. That's- Yeah. I think, look, it's much like ASMR where it's not supposed to be sexual, but you know, sometimes it does. But for them, I think for them it's sexual.

Yes. Yeah, you know? Like for me it's not, of course. I'm like, oh, it's my little dog. Did you not pump your leg? Yes. That's why I'm like, it's sexual for her. 100%.

I've been mute for like the past five minutes because they've been listening, but you've been buried in the Highlander Wikipedia page. This shit is fucking crazy. So I forgot, I totally forgot about the gathering. That's Wally, that's the size Wally. She's so tiny. When I first got that.

What a cutie. The size of this Wally down here. Yes, he was very, he was very tight. He was very tight. Aw, that's cute. He was a cute guy. Have you had dogs? I never had dogs.

Oh, okay, okay. In 1985, the time of the gathering approaches and the Kurgan is compelled to come to New York City where Connor now lives as an antique dealer under the alias Russell Nash, working with his confidant and adopted daughter, Rachel Ellenstein. Cause here's the thing,

if you're an immortal in the Highlander universe, you cannot have children, which is a thing they learn. They're all impotent. So it's like the- Oh, dude, no deal. I will not take those powers. Fuck. So the gathering is the final battle for the prize, the power of all immortals through

time. They're hoping to become the final one so that the power of every single immortal has come before them. But what is the power? What is the thing? Like, what is it? The fucking strongest. You're just strong.

You're just strong. Well, because you don't really have a purpose. Will you fucking get into the episodes about and stop looking at this fucking bullshit? Okay. We're gonna do a Highlander episode. We could do anything you want. I mean, we're at the 45 minute mark.

Maybe we just don't need topics anymore or something. We're gonna try this out. This is a new idea we thought of. This is creature eater. So here's how creature eater works. I mean, it fits everything we were talking about and it wasn't intentional. That's right.

So we've got fictional characters from science fiction, fantasy, animation, folklore, et cetera. And we're going to decide whether or not we would eat them. Here we go. I chose the wrong TV, sorry. We're gonna throw these up on a TV here. Okay, so we got the wrong TV is being- Would you rather be brought a bird?

Do you want the creatures on there? Or a mouse? I think it'll be easier to see over Casey's shoulders. This is a great question. Would I rather be brought a dead bird or a dead mouse from your cat? I think, oh man, I think a dead mouse. Why? Well, mice, I think mice and birds are cute, but I feel like rodents are, you know what I mean?

Like I feel like people are more okay with rodents dying. Though I'd like, one time Zip, my cat Zip, brought in a mouse, dropped it. The thing was fucking alive. That's traumatizing. And you know who caught it? Buster, and Buster was de-clawed, maybe before we got her.

This is also the eighties, so my mom made me declawed her. I forget what it is. It's you don't do it now. It's very against the rules to get the cats declawed. Um, but, uh, Buster caught it with no claws, caught them out. And she lived a great life. She lived till she was 20, Buster. So don't be in the comments about Buster being declawed.

Well, you didn't do it. I didn't do it. I've declawed. Well, you didn't do it. I didn't do it. I've done anything, yeah. My mom didn't do it. Just leave everyone alone. Yeah. Nice thing about being declawed cat, these are to jack off.

Yeah, the claw's not getting in the way. Buster was a lady cat. Oh, I apologize, sorry. Hey, lady cats jack off too. I was gonna say, yeah. I just don't usually call it jacking off. Right. Right, apologize, sorry. Hey, let me catch Jack off too. I was gonna say, yeah. I just don't usually call it jacking off. Right. Right, right, right.

Okay, so we're gonna get, so you mentioned not being- It's good that we went to 45 minutes and then also, now also we're having video problems getting with the screen. There, we're in, we're in. Okay, here we go. So we have- Highlanders playing. All right, let's bring up the first of these images,

let's get into it. Okay, first up. Oh my gosh. Dory from Finding Nemo, would you eat this? Uh. Would you eat Dory? This is the episode, by the way. This is what we're doing. This is what we're doing.

Yeah, yeah, this is why- So maybe it's good that we wasted the fucking 45 minutes. This is why I'm here. Yeah. Mr, this is why I'm here. So maybe it's good that we wasted the fucking 45 minutes. So that's why I'm here. Yeah. Mr. Zane, your pitch, would you eat this or fuck this? Yeah, you can choose to. Oh yes. Okay. Look, you can choose to fuck it,

but this isn't a fuck, marry, kill thing where you have to choose one or the other. It's just would you eat it, and you can add if you would fuck it. I would not fuck Dory. All right, would you eat it, fuck it, or highlander it? That's your, those are your options. Make it immortal?

Decapitate. Oh, decapitate. You woulder it. That's your, those are your options. Make it immortal? Decapitate. Oh, decapitate. You get its life force by cutting off its head. Yeah. That complicates things. Absorb life force. Because your answer to all of them is probably gonna be yes. But absorbing Dory's life force would be bad

because she's bad with. She's forgetful, yeah. This is the thing, I'd have no problem eating Dory because she barely knows she's alive. Yeah. She has like a five second memory. It's not a moral issue. Exactly, yeah, so I would eat Dory. I would eat Dory.

I wouldn't eat Dory because it's, she, the colors are too bright. Yeah. But she would be like fried or something. Feels like poisonous. Well, my issue with Dory is that they're gonna serve Dory with her eyes intact still. That would be trickier.

Yeah, those eyes are looking crazy. They're pretty big. Yeah. Yeah, they're a little human again. Also, you don't like fish in general. You don't like fish in general? I'm a fish fan. I would, you know what?

It's lent. I'd eat this on, I'd eat Dory on a Friday. I'd eat Dory. I have no problem eating Dory. Fry her up. Fry her up.'d eat Dory on a Friday. I'd eat Dory, I have no problem eating Dory. Fry her up. Fry her up, sorry Dory. Next one.

A porg from Star Wars. This is an easy one for me, cause you see a porg roasting in Last Jedi, or you see a chicken roasting that's the same form factor as a porg and the other porgs are scared. Wait, what do they do? They're just hanging out. I don't know what do the forks do.

Are they like Ewok type? No, they're not like Ewok. They have less personality than Ewok. Sorry, sorry, they're not like Ewok at all. How are they different from Ewok? Well, Ewok's like had a purpose. Yeah, well, Ewok's also like have a, they have like a culture, like they have a little bit more of a also have a, they have a culture,

like they have a little bit more of a- A tribe, they- These are more like animals as opposed to a people. I have no problem eating a porg, I eat a fucking porg. I would 100% eat a porg, I'd fuck a porg, and I'd highlander a porg, I'd kill a porger and fuck a porg. Would you fuck a Ewok?

It was a sexy enough Ewok, probably. Yeah. I don't think I'd fuck an Ewok. I mean, then this year. They're so nice. I mean, like, fucking the porga and fucking Ewok gets into like his bestiality, I guess, in a way. If I was another Ewok, I would fuck the Ewok.

Would you fuck a Wookie? Now we're getting, now it's getting pretty complicated because they're very humanoid. They're also big is the thing. I forgot what they look like. What about a Wook, like the humans that go to music festivals? Yes, I would.

There's actually, I think there's a Wookie in the background. There's a Wookie in the background. Wow. Over the porg's shoulder of the shot. Oh, crazy. The porgs get eaten in the movie. They're big giant Sasquatches basically. Oh, okay, crazy. The porgs get eaten in the movie. They're the big giant Sasquatches, basically.

Oh, okay, okay. Like Mitch-sized but covered with hair. Mitch-sized. By the way, the roasted porg looks very realistic in The Last Jedi, it looks great. They actually roasted a porg. They roast a porg in the movie. Oh, then definitely.

Genetically engineered real porg. Yeah, yeah. It's for eating. Porgs get eaten, I mean, I would feel bad. They do look, you know. Oh, then definitely. Genetically engineered real porg. Yeah. Yeah. It's for eating. Porgs get eaten. I mean, I would feel bad. They do look, you know. They look like cat.

They kind of cat like. They do have a little bit more of a cat like face. I was just thinking, Mitch, if you were a Wookiee but still just had your human dick. Ha ha ha ha ha. The little pink dick. You don't see, little pink dick. Ha ha ha ha. You don't see Chewbacca's dick?

All right, next picture. What the hell? All right, this is a cockatrice. This is a creature from Greek mythology. 100% eat this. Cockatrice has a two-legged wyvern with the head of a rooster. Oh yeah, definitely.

It looks like chicken. I'd eat this, yeah. I'd eat the hell out of it. It looks very chicken-like. I wouldn't fuck this, probably, no. No, I would definitely not fuck this. I would highlander the hell out of this. It'd be easy.

You wanna kill this quickly because, A, it's scary looking, B, it can turn you to stone. It's kind of got Medusa powers. Yeah. Yeah. Weird. It don't want to be turned to stone.

Yeah, I don't want to be turned to stone. It's a nightmare. This is, there's in Baldur's Gate 3 Mitch, there's a dwarf who is like just a statue and he's in the hag's lair and you can de-petrify him. And if you de-petrify him, he's like, why did you do that? Ah, you know, like, cause he was like fucking trapped

in there. Holy shit. So he was just like alive for like, you know, however long it was. He said, why did you do it? Like, he was talking to the person who just froze him, basically, right? Well, he's also like freaked out that you freed him because he's been cursed by the hag,

and he's worried about the consequences of being liberated. Oh. Yeah, so it's like holding. What happens with this? It's pretty cool. What happens? Mitch, this game's unbelievable. You gotta play is pretty cool. What happens? I think Mitch's games unbelievable

Yeah, you've spent 300 hours on it. You sure have the best hours of my fucking life game rocks married man It's like watching like watching doom part two a hundred times in a row I'm just happy the whole time. I get it. I get it. You've watched, you've played 300 hours of this, you've watched more movies than I have this year. I don't know how the fuck you do this.

How much of my time well? And what do I get going on besides podcasting? You fucking waste your fucking bullshit time. All right, next one. Don't you watch like 16 hours of pro wrestling a week? No, I fast forward through wrestling. Okay, next one. Don't you watch like 16 hours of pro wrestling a week? No, I fast forward through wrestling. Okay, all right. I think I watch every wrestling program ever.

Oh no. Next one. How the fuck do you care what I do with my free time? Fucking grow the fuck up. Grow up? I'm the one who's living in a permanent adolescence? Grow up. Let's rate these on if we'd eat them or fuck them.

It's like, this is like the James Corden fight. We're both in adolescence. on if we'd eat them or fuck them. It's like, this is like the James Corden fight. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. We're both in adolescence, you just have a fucking ring on your finger, you piece of shit.

Yeah. Actually, I stopped wearing my ring because I got too fat for it. I was much thinner when I got married. This has been happening for a while, you may have noticed in the video. Yeah, my finger's fattened up and it's just like, it cuts off the circulation now.

Can you get it remade? You can get it expanded. I just haven't gotten to the trouble of doing it yet. I'm kind of, part of me is hoping that it's a motivation to lose some weight so I can fit it on. I mean, embarrassing as hell to go get it extended. Yeah.

It's fucking, it's embarrassing. Go to DXL and get your fucking ring fixed. Yeah. All right, this one, I'm less familiar with this. This is a Harry Potter character, the hippogriff. 100% would eat it, 100% would cut its head off. A lot of meat on it. I'll be honest with you, I'd fuck this one.

Yeah, I think so. It's very elegant. It is. This sucks, right? This one or this episode? No, well, the episode, clearly. But it's like one of those things of just like, I'm JK Rowling.

Look, I invented a hippogriff. It's a fucking griffin, it exists. It's a griffin, you piece of shit. I know, I know. Um, sucks. The hack, she sucks. All right, next up, the Kraken. Oh yeah.

I mean, I'm scared of, I would not highlander this thing because I'd be too afraid to get near it. Yeah, because I feel like it would just grow extra tentacles. It's so fucking big, it's terrifying. I would not want to battle with a kraken. Or fuck it, that's scary. I would not want to fuck a kraken.

No. You're like, that's different. I do wonder, I mean, is there a beak in its hole? I don't know what the deal is. Yeah, would you fuck the beak? Yeah, I don't know. How do they reproduce? I don't understand how a kraken reproduces. I don't know. It, would you fuck the beak? Yeah, what are they? How do they reproduce? I don't understand our cracking reproducing. I don't know

It might be yeah, but the octopus they like shoot they like shoot come into the ocean and then like another one comes Swims through it or something. It's a weird thing Yeah Weird weird process. Yeah. Sorry grandma My question with this one is Weird process. Prim, yeah, sorry, plus Krama. My question with this one is, now I'm thinking about it, so I probably wouldn't Highlander, I probably wouldn't fuck it,

too scary for both of those two. As far as eating this goes, I like calamari, but like, is this like, you're getting a huge piece of this fucking thing. Is it too big? It's out of proportion, yeah. Giant calamari. It's like, yeah, so you're like. Giant calamari. Calamari's in the hula hoop. Right.

It's like, yeah, so you're like biting into like a log of calamari, that doesn't seem as good. Yeah, because you want like some of the texture from the flesh, but you're getting a lot more like meat, a lot less surface area relative to the the girth of the tentacle. If they cut this down and fried it up, I maybe would be able to eat it.

Yeah, it could be okay. I mean. It could be good. I don't eat cephalopods anymore for the same reason I don't eat pigs. Cause I've just heard of like the higher order brain function of squids and octopi. But I think it'd have less moral conflict about the crack and the scourge of the seas

that's constantly, you know, sinking frigates and stranding sailors. So I think I would probably would eat it just to experience like tasting, you know, those sorts of flavors again, but this is a tougher one. Yeah, yeah. All right, staying in the giant category. Sandworm from doom.

Whoa. This is a great question. Is there even meat on that thing? There is, I think you get- There is. There's like a hard outer shell, like it does have a hard shell. I think I would not eat the sandworm.

I feel like it would be, yeah. Spoiler alert for future dunes, but Chalamet's son starts covering self in sandworm, like flesh, right, and becomes a sandworm. Well, you're talking about books that have not been adapted yet. Sure. That's what I'm saying.

The future Frank Herbert lore gets pretty crazy in terms of where it goes. It's like his son turns himself into a sandworm. So I'm just nervous about digesting, or I mean ingesting sandworm. Right. Like will that cause issues? Make you into a sandworm?

You're basically having pure distilled spice. And what is that going to do to your, you know. Yeah, I don't want to turn into a sandworm. I wouldn't like to be a sandworm. Yeah. You know, they're full of poison. That's right, yeah, yeah. The sandworms are full of poison.

Yeah, you watched the movie. The poison that only, if you're, this is a thing where it's very gendered. They extract the poison, yeah. Women can have the poison. Men are killed by the poison. It's fucking bullshit Wait, you drink the poison to prove a point you're gonna fucking die What do you think you are? El Gaid? That can't be a spoiler because no one knows what the fuck they're talking about

Casey just did a three pointer from the half court line. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. A part of me does feel like these are such mythic beasts that eating the flesh could be a good thing.

Yeah, but I just also feel like sometimes if a creature's too big, they stop tasting good, right? Like isn't that a general sort of thing? Really? Yeah, because I think also feel like sometimes if a creature's too big they start they stop tasting good, right? Like isn't that a general sort of thing? Really? Yeah, cuz I think the higher up you are in the food chain the more likely you are to eat other animals And then if you eat other animals, you're like you're you just taste shitty I think that would be a bad. I think it would maybe a bad dining experience. It's like eating a lion, it feels weird. I mean, if I woke up in bed the next day,

I was a fucking sandworm, I'd be like, you fucking kidding me? What's going on here? That's the worst consequence. But then I probably would fuck a sandworm if I was a sandworm, wouldn't you? Sure. Yeah. Well, if you're horny for them.

This is the whole thing, if you get turned into a sandworm, are you still, you still have your human, like, desires, because that would be the worst sort of prison to be trapped in. Oh, my God. It's like, oh, I still want to fuck another person, but who wants to fuck a sandworm? I'm on Hinge and they see a fucking...

The sandworm is the profile pic. They see a shy Halu, they're not going to pick you. I bet there's some people out there that's into sandworm. You think that I'm right? I'm sure there are, yeah. We'll put this to the test. I'll change my dating profile to use the sandworm and see what happens.

All right, next up. So I think my answer for all of these is pretty, is no across the board on this one? This is a hard no for me. Andrea, what do you think? No. No. All right, moving on. Ooh, yum.

Okay, a Goomba from Mario. I'm in here. Having a reaction to ooh, yum for any of these is psychotic. This is an easy yes for me. That looks so yummy. Yeah, it's a little mushroom character. And I know they're villainous. I mean, do they have brains?

It is kind of fucked up. I mean, mushrooms don't have brains, but do goombas have brains? They clearly don't, look at the eyes. Yeah. I just wouldn't want the front part of the goombas have brains? They clearly don't, look at the eyes. Yeah. Like, it's so. I just wouldn't want the front part of the goomba, I wouldn't want like, eyebrows on my plate. Yeah, and I don't want eyebrow or teeth.

Or teeth. Those two teeth. But how often is something, is something you eat plated with that? I mean, Yoshi eats them constantly. Yeah. And we love Yoshi. We love Yoshi.

I think that, I mean, do they have shoes or are they just feet? No, I think those are the roots. Yeah, I think those are his feet. Yeah. My answer is yes. So good. And the Lady Goomba, I maybe would. Yeah, I don't know what she looks like.

I'll show you. Can I see? And then would you Highland? It would be tough to Highlander the Goomba. Are you thinking of a specific Goomba, the Lady Goomba? Yeah, yeah, there's a, remember there's a, I think it's from Mario RPG, isn't it? Yeah, wait, there's a,

well, there's a Goomba playable character in Paper Mario. Goombette-wise. Goombette, okay. Goombette. Oh, she's an Odyssey. She's an Odyssey, okay. She's so rare. And she, I think maybe.

Oh yeah, I remember Goombette. Goombette's looking good. She has a hat, she has a nice hat. She has a hat. Yeah. There's a few maybe. Oh yeah, I remember Goombet. Goombet's looking good. She has a hat, she has a nice hat. She has a hat. There's a few of my exes who look like Goombet. You have a type. I have a type, a Goombet type. I think Goombet, I maybe would.

Yeah. Come on, you gotta admit to fucking one of these things. I didn't rule it out. All right, all right. Let's look at the next one. I went in Highlander Room. Okay, Toad. So this is a lot harder.. I went in Highlander Room because... Aw. Okay, Toad.

So this is a lot harder. This is what gets tricky because this is, again, a mushroom creature. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But this is Toad who has... I think this does get tricky at Toad. Is that his hat or is that part of him? It's part of his head, but there is a Super Mario Brothers cartoon where it's treated

as a hat, but it's because the animators didn't know the lore or they didn't have an agreed upon set canon within Nintendo at the time. But no, it is his head. I think I would eat the hat part. Well, again, it's not his hat, it's his brain. You're eating his brain. Okay, I don't want to do that to him. You can't eat his brain!

Right, but that's... He's so happy! Toad, I could not eat Toad. I could not bring myself to eat Toad. Yeah, he's so happy! I can't do it. Toad, so if you fuck Toad or Toadette, my thought is that they're very like childlike, so it seems hard to... They are full grown, they have like jobs.

But I think they are, they have like jobs. Yeah, but... Okay, they remind me of like a dog, you know? Yeah. They're very sweet. Yeah. They are, yeah. I think they would try to like have a sexual relationship with me

But then I would be like, ah You yeah, I'll be like no, but also this it will be weird like bad feeling after you fuck toad and he's like I'm the best Calm down buddy. I think we're nose across. Calm down, buddy. I think we're nose across the board with Toad. Yeah. No. All right, next up. Boomba lets it go, though.

Oh my god. Okay, a slow poke from Pokemon. Now, there are- This is asking to be fucked. He kind of is in a very fuckable position, you're right. His tail is up, he's ready to be fucked. He's ready to go. You gotta fuck him.

I mean, just respectful enough to fuck him. He's ready to go. You gotta fuck him. I mean, disrespectful not to fuck him. Yeah. I feel like if I, me and this thing had offspring, it would look probably still kind of like me. Don't we have similar faces, this guy and I, I feel like? I think similar dispositions.

Yeah, I think happy vibes. I thought they were my fucking tail up. Yeah, I think happy vibes. I thought they were my fucking tail up. Yeah, I don't... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. This is a... So here's the thing, slowpoke tails are a consumable item in the Pokemon games. So the idea is people do, I guess, take the tails off of dead ones and eat them somehow.

Is it a fucked up thing like tusks or something? people do, I guess, take the tails off of dead ones and eat them somehow. Is it a fucked up thing like tusks or something? You know what I mean? It seems akin to that, yeah, when you think about it, when you unpack it. So that is a little upsetting. Look, here's what I think. I would not, I could not in good conscious have

eat this just as on its own. If someone found the tail of one that had died and served to me, I probably would. If it's a delicacy, now I'm changing around. My immediate thought was like, hell no, I'm not gonna eat this. I might fuck it. Because of, like you're saying, it's presenting.

Right. What if the natural death tail is not as delicious as if you take his life? Maybe it would highlander its tail. I couldn't highlander its head. Would it live if you take his life. So maybe we would highlander its tail. I couldn't highlander its head. Would it live if you cut its tail off? It will, but it's sad. Yeah, it's like a rough life.

It's fucking tough. It's sad after, because it's not as sexy. Right. Because the tail is so alluring. Well, you are also, I like that you're adding the background to this character. This Nintendo character that never gets fucked. Yeah. But the tale's so inviting. It's like, come on, come on.

I say, I think I'd have to be nose on this. I feel too bad. Yeah, I think no. I don't know why I feel so bad about it, but it works. Because it looks so stupid. Yeah. Yeah. I think he wants to be fucked. I'll fuck him. So bad. It's a no for eating though, and a no for highlandering this guy.

I will agree. This is the one fuck one. Okay, next up. King K. Rool from Donkey Kong Country. I eat a hell lot of King K. Rool. Yeah, I eat him. Yeah. He's evil, first of all. Rool. Yeah, I eat him. Yeah. He's evil, first of all.

He's evil. You wanna eat him. And he's a gator? And I want his crown. I want the crown. I do, I would love to wear that. What a war trophy that would be. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, this King K. Rool's crown, it's on the Doughboy's backsplash at Headgum Studios. And we ate him. We ate his ass. I mean, that's badass. What a total fucking win. I mean, I would highlander him too. I mean, like, I probably wouldn't fuck highlander him to you. I mean I

Probably wouldn't fuck King K. Rule cuz I feel like he could maybe turn it on I think I feel like he maybe would fuck me Can't give him the opportunity. Yeah, yeah, cuz he's gonna turn he's gonna turn Wait a minute here. I think I should be fucking you. Oh man. Is that how he talks? Yeah. I've never heard his voice. I actually don't know if he has an established voice.

I was just talking like gators in general, yeah. Oh yeah. Now Mr. Kong, I think I'm going to steal your bananas. That's basically what he would sound like. All right, that was an easy one. We would eat him. Oh my God. Tom Nook from Animal Crossing. No. This is a, that was an easy one. We would eat him. Oh my God. Tom Nook from Animal Crossing.

This is a hard no. No, I'm not gonna eat. Look at his shirt. He's so cute. But I also, what are these? What are these supposed to be? A raccoon? He has an earl raccoon.

He's so cute. I'm not gonna eat a raccoon anyways. Here's the thing I would say. Tom Nook is kind of a exploitative capitalist. Like he entraps you in a debt cycle and you're forced to continue to pay him bells in order to stay alive on the island. So there is an argument for highlandering his ass

just to punish him and show that way of life is unsustainable. He's like a landlord? Yeah, he's like a landlord. Oh wow. And also Tom Nook can get it. You know that he's unsustainable. He's like a landlord? Yeah, he's like a landlord. Oh, wow. And also Tom Nook can get it. You know that he's doing pretty well. For sure.

I was gonna say he looks like he would have sex. He's that he's- You know? Yeah. Because look at his shirt. You think he's at the office fucking Isabel the dog? It's impossible. He looks so comfortable with himself.

I think Tom Nook also looks like he has problems. His eyes, it just looks like he's a guy who's... He's so sleepy. He's very sleepy. He does look sleepy. Yeah, it looks like he needs a little bit of help. Maybe from jacking off too much. Emma, I think you played the most animal crossing of any of us.

So do you have any feelings on Tom Nook? Not really. At a certain point, once you pay off your house, you don't have to pay him anymore. So I guess that's kind of nice of him. Yeah, you can ultimately get freed. It takes a while to get there. It's expensive.

Yeah, you need a lot of balance. But maybe he's just trying to build a cute little community, except he doesn't live on the island, which makes me think it's not that he's trying to build a community. He's just a landlord. He's just trying to build a cute little community, except he doesn't live on the island, which makes me think like, it's not that he's trying to build a community, he's just trying to make money off of it. Yeah. Like flies in every day, and then drops off to Epstein's Island or whatever the fuck.

Yeah, St. James right on the street. Where is his home? Nobody knows, I don't think that's in the, that's not in the games. I don't think it's in the game, maybe it's canon elsewhere, yeah. Yeah. Scary. Which cartoon characters look like they fuck more,

this guy here or these two cartoon characters? It's easy, Tom Nook. I pointed out the Doughboy characters. I think, yes, I think the raccoon. This is, the energy of the Doughboy's logos is, Mitch is in cell, Weiger's Volcel. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You did the doughboys characters both look edible. Yeah Like gummies like gummies. We're edible. Would you eat the doughboys character? The end result is that we're edible edible fuckable. Yeah Should be highlander. I guess they would eat the doughboys cuz I need that burger. It looks chewy

We do we do look chewy I guess I would eat us too Okay, this is from Baldur's Gate 3, which we talked about earlier. This is a mind flayer. Ew. Would you eat a mind flayer? I don't think I would. You know what? If someone served me like the tentacle tails.

Some context here. Mind flayers are at best utterly amoral. They have no moral center as per our understanding of morality. At worst, they are just like straight up evil. They are a people who essentially go and take over and enslave others and then eat their brains for sustenance.

I'd highlander the hell out of this guy. Yeah, I definitely wanna highlander this one. I would also eat it for the same reason that I wanna experience what it's like to eat an octopus again without the sort of moral compunction because they are a creature with these tentacle-like appendages that come out from their face. He's pretty gnarly looking though.

Yeah, he looks scary. He does look scary. I don't like the human body. Yeah. Because for that to have a human body, what kind of life? I agree with you. Yeah. Because for that to have a human body, what kind of life? I agree with you. Yeah.

Ugh. Also like, what would you, like I want the tentacles and I don't want anything else. But that's how eating a lot of creatures are. Like you don't eat every, you know, every single part of a creature necessarily. Right. Get your Baldur's Gate three shit out of here.

This is from the game? This is from the game, game. Oh, this is what he spent 300 hours on as hell Say I will say I will say from my playthrough. I did fuck the mind flair. Oh This one this is the my no yeah. Yeah, you fucked that fuck the mind flair. How do you gonna stop playing this game? Everyone got mad at me, but I did it Everyone was mad at you. It's like wait. Let's disgusting. Yeah, I agree You you can fuck in the game. Yeah, you can fuck big time. Whoa. Yeah Is it graphic does it like show it or is it like oh they go behind a wall and come back?

No, there's fully animated sex scenes with- You can fuck big time. Fully animated sex scenes with nudity. It is a horny ass game. So did you see this guy's dick? Well, so it doesn't really have the same sort of anatomy as a humanoid creature. So do you fuck with tentacles? Yeah, you kind of like, you can merge in a different way,

but also the mind flayer can take on a more humanoid form and you can fuck him in that way too. Yeah. Let's get a run here. Cause the next one is hard. We got Falco from Star Fox. I couldn't eat Falco. I kind of like Falco, but this is the thing.

He's a fucking bird. He is a bird. He would taste good compared to me. He would taste good. And he's kind of most- Definitely fuck Falco. I definitely fuck Falco. He's also like kind of like the cockiest

and most arrogant of the Star Fox crew. So human-like. He is very human. I feel, I couldn't Highlander because I couldn't look him in the face. I could fuck and I, it would be hard for me to eat, but if it was presented, I guess I could eat. Yeah, I don't want to eat anything that wears boots.

I mean, that's a good point. That's a good rule of thumb. All right, let's move on. Yeah, let's keep, let's do a run here. The Trix Rabbit. Now the Trix Rabbit is Hawking cereal, but he's also an edible creature himself, a rabbit. 100%.

I think I could eat the Trix Rabbit. I like rabbit, rabbit's good. Oh yeah, I've had rabbit. It tastes like salty chicken. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, but also he would be so sweet because he eats so much Trix. That's a good point.

That's a good point. That's a great point. Well, they keep taking the tricks away from him. Silly rabbit tricks are for kids. Oh, right. So he covets them, but maybe they put him on a tricks diet, like how they make foie gras

by like overfeeding a beast or whatever. All right, next up. Roger Rabbit. This is hard. That's a harder one. No. Yeah, I mean, he's still. That's a harder one. No. Yeah, I mean, he's still like kind of down on his luck already.

I just feel bad. Is he down on his luck? A little bit. I mean, he got like cuckolded basically. I think if I was in a restaurant and like the rabbit's the main dish and I was like, is that Roger Rabbit? And they said, yes.

I'd be like, no thank you. They're like, yes, this is the Roger Rabbit. Yeah, I'd probably want a different rabbit. I couldn't highlander him, but then if you highlander him, he's really funny. So you get his funny power. That's true. Right. And also, do you get to get with Jessica Rabbit?

Cause I would definitely highlander his ass for that. Well, let's look at the next one. Is Jessica Rabbit? Oh my God. Okay, so definitely fuck. Yeah, I think you gotta fuck Jessica Rabbit. She's a rabbit? No, she took the last name Rabbit because she married Roger Rabbit.

Roger Rabbit. Wow. You get one of the most fuckable animated characters of all time. Of course, oh my God. You gotta fuck Jessica Rabbit. Would you eat her? So you think her cannibalism? That's the thing, because you're eating a toon.

I think it is akin to eating a human being, eating a person. So I feel uncomfortable't want, I think it is akin to eating a human being, eating a person. So I feel uncomfortable eating Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, me too. It's like, that's a lady. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lady fundamentally. And also wears boots, so.

Yeah, I'm not gonna, she wears boots. Okay, in the interest of time, Emma, let's skip ahead to the second to last one, number 29. 29? Wow. Yeah, we had a lot of options. Okay, Pyocon from Avatar, the Way of Water.

Oh my God. Mighty Tolkoun. No, I couldn't eat him? Yeah, I could not eat Pyocon. He was so cute. Pyocon's the best. Yeah. Pyocon's my guy.

And that's too big. He's too big. That's the other thing, too big. Too much mercury in him. Yeah. But's too big. That's the other thing, too big. Too much Mercury in him. Yeah. But an avatar though. No, no, I wouldn't. A Navi?

Yeah, that's a, he's too human. I mean, I would definitely fuck a Navi though. Navis are hot. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Yeah. Do they fuck? I thought it was just a ponytail thing.

Yeah, it's kind of, but also you can kind of do the ponytail thing with Pyrocon. So maybe in a way. That's true. Yeah. Do they fuck? I thought it was just a ponytail thing. Yeah, it's kind of, but also you can kind of do the ponytail thing with Pyacon. So maybe in a way. That's true. Yeah. Are we doing the ponytail thing with Pyacon

and then you're like, oh, we're here, might as well fuck. Yeah, I'm not gonna eat you. Yeah, let's see what it's like. When are you gonna get a chance to fuck me and when are I gonna get a chance to fuck one of you? We gotta see what this is like, maybe it's great. Yeah. Is it predatory though?

Good question. I feel like they have their- You know what, good question about this whole game we're playing. All right, last one. By the way, I wouldn't eat Jessica Rabbit, but I'd chow down and catch my breath. I was thinking that.

I was like, is that something? It is something. In my head. And let me tell you, Mitch would never do that to anybody. I'm tired, babe. All right, let's, final one. The whale himself. Oh my God. All right, let's find a one.

The whale himself. Oh my God. Now, the thing about the whale, he's looking very cute there. He's so cute here. He's very cute. There must be porn and a meatball sub sitting right in front of him. Is that a deepfaked picture of the whale? I don't remember making that expression in the movie.

Yeah, exactly. Every photo I've seen of the whale is always so upsetting. Yeah. Is this an outtake from the whale? It seems like he's having a blast there. Yeah, is this a blooper? If I watch this version of the whale, I think I'm thinking I'm liking it.

I like the whale. Whales are all right. I don't think I could eat the whale. No. And I think I could. I think I could. Uh-oh. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh shit. Mitch is distracted because Haze is through the window. The handbook boys are here. We're gonna get the fuck out of here. Let's wrap up the episode. Um, the whale fucks, so. The whale fucks, yeah. Yeah.

It seems to be pretty strong. Yeah. I would be worried about fucking the whale is that he might like have a heart attack and die. That is true. And then I'd be traumatized by that. Yeah. So I think I'd probably know to that.

Now, if I, I would be afraid to get into a, me and the whale getting into a bed together, I feel like could, I'm just saying, you need a strong bed, a reinforced bed. That's a lot, just a lot of human being. And I mean, I maybe autofocus with them, sit next to them and jack off. Well, I was thinking that.

I was thinking you could jack off. Yeah, just together. I'd eat with them, I'd eat with them, I'd jack off with them, and I'd watch Highlander with them. I think that with the whale, I think that's the best thing I could do. That's pretty good. He's a good hang.

He's definitely a good hang out with. Read him his daughter's essay, sure, I can do that. Wow. Wow. This is officially the dumbest thing we've ever done. But we got plenty of creatures to go through again, so we might do this again. That was Creature Eater, our guest, Andrea Jinn.

Andrea, you can- How many did we look at of the 30? Did we look at like- We got to about 15. Halfway through. Oh, that's half. Yeah, that's good. We made it through a good chunk of the list. Which means we have enough to do it all over again. There you go. Halfway through. Oh, that's half. Yeah, that's good. We made it through a good chunk of the list. Which means we have enough to do it all over again.

There you go. That's true. The Doughboy Shenna joked about eating fictional characters. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Andrea Jinn, you'll be in- Also, I just am thinking of like, animals would you, like whatever, fictional characters, would you eat them part two?

That sucks That's just pretty good. That's a bummer. That was fun. No, I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying when you a part two version of this podcast I think it's endlessly refillable. Oh We'll do plenty of creators part 100 You'll be at Dynasty typewriter in Los Angeles on May 12th. This part of Netflix is a joke. People should definitely check that out. Anything else you want to plug? No, that's it.

Check that out. That's all I have going on right now. That's a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we're gonna have to come back. I would love to finish part two. Hell yeah.

We'll have you back for part two. Yeah. But I'm warning you, it will be the same. Different characters. We'll do different characters. There he is again. We'll have you back for Highlander as well. Thank you for doing it.

And go check out the show. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Of course, of course. There you go. And hey, that's this week's Stowe Boys double. We're going to go jack off. and go check out the show. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Of course, of course. There you go. And hey, that's this week's Stowboys double.

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