Doughboys - UNLOCKED! Doughscord Doughcision: School Lunch Matt Apodaca & Jacob Wysocki

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

Unlocked and free for all! Matt Apodaca and Jacob Wysocki join to talk about their new podcast Expo Exposé before constructing the school lunch schedule of your dreams in another edition of The Doughscord Doughcision: the monthly double pitched by listeners on the Doughboys Discord.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet more like this PLUS ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Mmm. Mitch, this is the DoeScore decision. This is our- I'm not gonna share it with you. Come on. Mm-hmm. Mitch, this is the DoeScore decision. This is our... Yes, our guest held up a truffle. I snorted. That's what happened. That's what happened. No, I just did it.

Yeah. I'll get you all by the end of this. You got to put these troubles down, man. I want to see you be. I want to see you play an evil, trouble man. To discover this character, right? So this is for people who are not familiar with the format of the Do-Boys, double the third,

Tuesday of every month. What we do is we have you, the dipshit listeners, submit your own dumb idea, and then we do a whole episode about it, and that's what we're doing this week, Mitch. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, these dipshits pick out a theme for the episode. It's usually bad.

Yeah. Today will be no different. I don't know. I don't know. We have good guests. That's what's different about today. We have great guests from the new podcast, their new podcast, Expo Expo,

Zay, Jacob Isaki and Matt Abadaka, both returning to the podcast. Great to have you both. Wow. It's really nice to be back. What a treat. Thank you. We wanted to get you in here

because we're scheduled. We're kind of recorded in advance and we wanted to try to fit you in because there's a limited release podcast, but tell us about the pod, Expo Expo. Expo Expo, Zpo expose a podcast, right? Matt and I go to different conventions in Southern California, and we interview people about the stuff that they love.

Wow. Okay, so here's the thing, because I've been to conventions, as people might imagine. And my experience with conventions, because this is a food podcast, is food is usually shitty. What was your experience like going to different conventions and different expos? We talked about the food a lot. It is like clearly a point of topic.

Right. There may be one where we did give a forks score. We've got it. Wow. It's a bit of a nod to the poppos. You know what I mean? Yeah. But ultimately you're correct.

I think most of our experiences with the food were bad. Sans won where they brought food trucks in. Oh wow, that was the best one. That's a good solve. Yeah, but the stuff there, it's convention fair. It's literally ball, it's like we're almost a step below ballpark food. It is a step, I mean that's, you know,

I remember going to LA convention center is like these vendors are fucking awful. That was much of you having the LA. It's the worst one. It was like, these vendors are fucking awful. That was the worst. Yeah, the LA converse. It was the worst one. There was, we talked about this on the show a little bit, but we, um, there was like a trough of hot dogs, and Jacob was ahead of me at one point. And I was like, hey, don't look back there.

And I was trying to spare him. Yeah. And I, we had to eat there. We had to eat here as well. And I saw it. So I was like, well, that sucks for me. And of course, that immediately peaked my interest. And I looked over there and it was like, just like a trough of hot dogs,

but like in like a pool of hot dog water, and it was, it was revolting. Oh God, it was off of like brown waters. Hot dogs, yeah. Yeah, like, flavor water. Yeah, yeah. But Ders was serving. Right, Ders was serving. Yeah, it was. I thought like flavor water. Yeah. Yeah. What thirst was serving? Right, thirst was serving.

Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Oh my God. He had a second offering that wasn't as good. It was surface. Yeah, pretty rough. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, wait.

So first off, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm floored to learn that Ali Conventious City is the worst, the worst. Because I think you would go to like some far off. What kind of creep ass conventions did you go to? That's what I want. That's what I think we're driving towards. What would tell us about the convention? No, I'm saying you, which one's the J-

What's the fucking convention? Don't worry about it. And you're making a call to it. I have to answer it. I have to answer it. I have to answer it. We went to a reptile expo, we went to the NMX Po,

we went to a boat expo, and we also went to a tattoo expo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a pretty broad, broad little spectrum of Southern California gems. Are they all, because my experience going to, I, when I went to NBA Summer League.

Okay. And my experience going to NBA Summer League, having gone to like video game conventions and like comic conventions and PC conventions. I'm not a theater norughts autograph. I am the Ron James. Of course Nick went to the politically correct convention. So I have the woke mind buyers.

And we went to, like from going to like a bunch of different conventions, like computer conventions and then going to the NBA summer league is like everyone here at the NBA summer league is still just a fucking nerd. They're just a nerd about something else. Like did you find, were different subcultures cooler or like, I'm sure there's a thing you explore on the pod. I would say they were like a handful of like actually like cool people that you had to have a conversation.

Like, but there were a, there was, there were a couple of conversations we had that were pretty tough and then some people, there was like one downright like scary man we spoke to at one of them. But otherwise everybody was just sort of like, I was like a doughboys man. Yeah. He was wearing the five forks hat out there, actually. But there was, yeah, a lot of people were just like,

very nervous. Everybody thought I had a camera. Yeah, that was the weird one. That was just audio, but everybody was staring at Matt like he had a camera. I think it's just like sort of everybody was staring at Matt like he had a camera. I think it's just like sort of like the TikTok thing where people are, oh, the people are expecting people to come up or whatever, but there was a lot of people that were like nervous and we're like, it's okay. Like you don't want to have to talk to us, but then they'd be like,

oh, you know, like I like lizards or whatever. Yeah, ultimately, I think every ex-boat did have something to like kind of uncover or like a mystery a mystery illuminated itself a little bit, which I thought was cool. For the most part, I was kind of like, went in with an idea and was like, this is much deeper and richer than I realized. Wow. It's not just selling snakes. It's not just dressing up in cosplay.

Everything had a really more of a deep well like a, what is the old saying? Like a mile wide and an inch deep. It was not like that. It was more like a deep rich tunnel. And I would think it's important to note too. The thesis wasn't, cause you feel like a lot of UCDs clips of people going to these types of things

and they're like taking the piss a little bit and they're like, you try to make this fucking freak. Yeah, we were there genuinely very curious, just asking them questions like, why do you like this, like what is this about, what brings you joy about this event, or what are you excited to see? And people were, I think more receptive to that

and more willing to share because they're like, oh, I want you to be in on it. Everybody was very, that talked to us, was very generous in that way. Called the Hugh Howzer approach. Yeah, sure, yeah, from vaccination. Exactly. I think that's great, I think that's wholesome.

But ultimately we were there for eight hours and only came away with about an hour of audio for each one. So you really are like, you're swimming in some shit. Just being like, please, hi. Hello. Can we get anything? And then you're like, oh, well, I have to spend four minutes

with this guy that cannot talk. Right, right. Yeah. I like that it's also an active, I mean, we have a podcast that's just eating garbage. But that's a fun active thing. You get out of here, you're seeing stuff. Talk to our steps in, talking to real people,

and surprised by people, like learning rules. Not to spoil it. Three of the four of them were at the same location, but like it different times. Like we got, we went, we drove to Pomona a lot. That's the nature of cons though, right? Yeah. And like I'm sure convention center employees like see it all

because it's just like the different ones come and go and they're just like, whatever it's a fucking gun show. All right. Security guards would not give us any dirt about the other ones. We were like trying to get them to talk to it so much. Yeah. And they wouldn't do it. Wow.

That's, you know what I used to like a lot of, I wonder if there probably is an expo like this still but like a future stuff. I've told you this before why. Oh, like a world's fair. I was like a, I was like tomorrow in this kind of. Tomorrow in this, I was like a, I like him, I like her sclimmer like that magazine.

Like a like a, there was an Oprah, this is, I taped an episode of Oprah on a VHS when I was a boy. Wow. Because she was like looking at future, I liked like the idea of future stuff. No, I think that's- No, I think that's- Full of gray, future ism is, and like-

I feel like future ism's got a way quite a bit though. I don't know, I'm sure that there's still our conventions like that. I think we're living in the past, that's why Mitch. That's the issue. I think there's things like the consumer, like C, yes like the consumer like see Yes, the consumer electronics. What the fuck is that called?

Is this consumer electronics show? That's in Vegas every year. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, but that's like a but that one is like stuff That's about to come out. It's not like this is what we think the world of tomorrow will look like, you know This is what is out these are the domes people will live in e3 2 I mean like future video games. We'll be able to see that sort of thing. And actual, I'm with you on an actual future show. Like, let's like, just let's just get back into futureism. Let's try to picture what we're going to,

how we're going to be living. I also love when it's completely wrong. Yeah, that's like, oh, it's really funny. I remember on the Oprah, this Oprah special, I remember this Oprah special, pretty well. There was like a chair that you could lay in and then like put a visor over and you'd be like, if you slept for 15 minutes, it felt like an hour.

I was like, that clearly never, no, came out. Like it never worked. No, it just bullshit. It was bullshit, but it is cool. It's fun to think about. I feel like most of it was wrong. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that's why I was just kind of running

some Star Trek, a little Star Wars, just a little bit of it all, little Jetsons. We don't have pills, we don't have cool injections, we don't have cars that fly. We don't have Irohbot stuff. It's not, it's not. There's nothing scarier to me than the thought of a flying car. Like that's like the last thing I could ever want.

An absolute nightmare. People are like real drivers can't handle two dimensions. You're gonna put in a third dimension, it's gonna be mad. It's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. I think it's gonna happen. I don't think it's gonna happen. I don't think it's gonna happen. I'm committing right now. I'm staying on the ground. I will never drive a flying car. You don't say that. I don't say that. As long as I live, you'll never see me in a flying car. You wouldn't even want to try it. No, not even one.

Coward. Unless I was gonna crash it immediately. It's sad. It's very important. I will do this. You should fly a flying car when it comes out. I can't help it. I'll do it. There's something odd about it about the way that we've decided to sit and I feel like there's a sort of like almost clone scenario going on. For sort of a one one and a two two. Yes, the alien resurrection room. The podcast formula. If we we switch it would change yeah The DNA would not splice There's the at the end of that episode in the beginning episode Oprah also

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Pizza in the kitchen. So much time. People, insurrectionists have stormed the Capitol. You know why you're like keep watching it. But the commercials update, what are you talking about now? Sounds like that future technology we're talking about.

Good grief. Dynamic ads on a tape. It's funny that he says, like they would be playing like pizza. It was Oprah, so there was no children, commerce. I was just a weird old boy. Yeah, sure. Watching, I was watching the future Oprah. But they knew you were watching.

Yeah, let's throw on on for a minute. You're gonna get it, you're gonna buy it. Yeah, Tostitos did some selective advertising for me. For the 1980s, maybe 1990. I like future stuff. I love future stuff I want to go back to cons because I'm curious like what is fascination with cons conventions come from I Think if there's just like I started looking at how many Convention centers are in southern California, and there's something like over 20 wow convention centers are on southern California and there's something like over 20.

Wow. Like from small little things and like tucked away in Burbank to to Pomona to Long Beach to to to LA and there was just so many that it was like this is a very ripe situation and then you look at each of those 20 plus and every month the calend's full of weird stuff. Right. And I also felt like that's where you're going to find the people who are the most interested in that thing. Yeah. Somebody willing to like pay for parking and pay for a ticket of entry, you're not going to be dealing with a casual. So you'll get an actual opinion that I think is like true to what they like.

Yeah. Yeah. That makes total sense. I mean, we used to, the AKC, you can do a dog show used to be in Long Beach. And we'd been a few times and it was fascinating because it was like dog people. I mean, they were like, you know,

it was like best in show style dog people. But they were like so nice and so like, you know, this is my rot wiler. She loves being pet. They'd like want to introduce you to dogs. So we completely had such a passion for it. But then they were also, you go in the parking lot and be a bunch of RVs with Florida plates.

And just like, oh, this is like red America converging in Southern California, but it is like, everyone has a common interest so we can all kind of get along. Yeah, that was like the main, our main takeaway for a lot of them was it was just like, people want to tell you about the thing that they're very excited about. Right.

So like these reptile people, like, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know a lot of people with reptiles. I have never met really a lot of people with reptiles. You know me, two turtles, a snake. What is it kid? Oh God. This is a mess, man. That's a very, it's very South Bay.

Can I see this in South Bay? Can I see with you guys? No. No. Shit. Yeah. You sort of think of them as a specific type of person, and then you meet them, and it's like every type of person was there.

Like, I don't know. It wasn't just one type. You're right, Andrew wrong. Yeah. Exactly. You're the people that you expect to see, and then you meet the ones that you don't. Yeah.

It was really a fascinating thing, but also like, you know, like anywhere you go, characters will present themselves. So like there were some people that were a little cookie or a little fun to talk to and those were fun, but there was people of all types. It was really great. You love to see a guy who knows how to turn it on

for a microphone. Oh yeah. You're like, can you making my job a little easy. Yeah. Get a couple clips here. Yeah. Move on. I feel like there's probably a big fear in these dog conventions about the Japanese man

who now lives in the dog suit. Is that a secret man, right? Everyone's worried that a man's part of our life. Is that a secret man at the dog convention? Wait, that dog, oh, hey, that dog's going in the men's room. It's like, might be a secret man. That dog's. Wait, that dog, oh, hey, that dog's going in the men's room. It's like, might be a secret man. That dog's looking himself, that dog's jacking off. Oh, which one's the man?

Oh, that's the future we get. We get the secret man in a dog's room. Yeah. We're gonna get the flying car. Oprah did not talk about that. No, no. And you know what, Oprah, we're coming for you for that. That's not okay. You did not warn us.

What? If you think about like 1991 of Oprah, like Beams Into Her Studio, and it's like, let's talk about the world of tomorrow. By 2023, we'll have a man, like, as this is a secret dog. Secret dog is a man. I think it would have been,

what? What the fuck? What are you talking about Oprah? I've been really excited on the floor watching it. Yeah, you rolling around. What are you talking about? I think it would have been motivating to then maybe get to the future we actually want.

Like, oh, actually now there's flying cars and no dog people. We got to work harder. Yeah, we got to work harder. Well, people check out the pot. I'm definitely going to listen Expo Expos A and I want to pivot from this to what we're going to talk about today, which is we're going to talk about school food. And I know we're kind of in the, we're in August,

but we're coming up on back to school. A lot of people start school in August or early September. I'm curious though, like since we're still in summer, what did you all like to snack on as a kid during your summer vacay? a lot of people start school in August or early September. I'm curious though, like since we're still in summer, what did you all like to snack on as a kid during your summer vacate? Wow. That's, because for me, it was like a lot of times I like, I just think of otter pops or just any,

like any sort of popsicle. Oh man. Frozen pops or frozen pops or frozen pops or fun. Yeah. I heard you mentioned the big stick on a recent episode. Big stick. Yeah. That was an all time popsicle for sure.

So you had the big stick, maybe this is a so-cow. Yeah, I had, I was a big stick, uh, enjoy area. Absolutely. Uh, bang for your book, the big stick. Yeah. $100.25, you're getting a huge, huge thing of sweet. Yeah. It's almost too much popsicle.

Almost to save a perlator. Yeah. I think that's a big stick. You get to sweep softly. You say the ice cream, man? Can I get the big stick? Is that what you do? Got to whisper.. You say the ice cream. I'm gonna get the big stick.

Is that what you do? Gotta whisper. This is so good. How's it going? So big. Please. We also you also like I to the ice cream driver's like this isn't that big. Yeah.

You know, if you say it too quietly, you might get handed a DVD of the big sick. Oh, that's my rock. And that's, it's good. You want to watch it. It's pretty like, you know, it's high-screen truck guys like, oh, here we go. Yeah, it's more like a show luncher was driving the truck.

But I would, a big popsicle guy, love popsicles. But like, if I was like making snacks at home, I mean, well, my big thing was, I'd sneak out of the house and go to McDonald's in the afternoon, my mom's like, that's weird. Okay, I was specific McDonald's ass because I don't know if this is happening to anyone else,

but our park, Simon Boulevard, a public park, had a pool, and I also had a mini fucking McDonald's kiosk in the park. Whoa. And there was like, it just basically- Big Donald's in the pool basically? It was kind of, it was not on the pool, but it was like- It's like, it was like in the park, and then was kind of, it was not on the pool, but it was like Donald. It was like in the park and then you could go there,

I think I'm remembering the right park, but it would sell like, I just, I specifically remember the vanilla ice cream cones from that McDonald's kiosk. Yeah, so it was like a limited menu. They did like a fry, a cone, and maybe a burger. And like a burger, yeah. It was basically like just like three or four things.

That's what I need. It was fucking rocked, honestly. There is, there isn't McDonald's in like a river, yeah, I was basically like just like three or four things. That's what you need. It was fucking rocked, honestly. There is, there is a McDonald's in like a river, isn't there? There is like one like a denial. I got a crocodile burguis. It's just like this part of darkness. There is, I'm telling you, there's a one that you can put, you pull your boat up to, there's a McDonald's,

and a river. I believe you. I'm looking at it. Look it up, I think it's worth looking at. And McDonald's down by the river? We've reached Matt Fully when he made him. Well, let's dig it by that table first of all. Yeah, that table's fun.

I have a pretty good idea where he'd be sitting. We came in and mapped all the way. We did my old improv group last day of school. We had a show that was scheduled on April 1st once, April Fool's Day. And for the show, we just decided ahead of time. We're just going to take a suggestion and then we're just gonna do the full matte fully sketch good Jim Woods you know Jim Woods played the matte fully part and he was so fucking funny playing that part and the audience like quickly got what was going on and then just enjoyed a sketch

Yeah, we should just do this instead of improv, just do like a classic sketch of someone else wrote. Do something somebody likes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And to put it in perspective, that's one of the most liked improv groups there is. And there's still happens to you not do in. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did a big guy improv. I loved it. It was a blast. It was a fun.

It's a lot. There's a lot of people and I want to apologize if we leave anybody. Gapers put it together. Okay. Okay. Ross Kimball was in. Oh, yeah. Karl Tarte.

Yeah. If he, Dan Liepert. Dan Liepert. Ryan Rosenberg. Yes. Who are we missing? Man, Dan Lippert. Dan Lippert, Ryan Rosenberg. Yes. Who are we missing? Man, this is if he, I'm like, if he, if he, if he, if he, yeah, you said, just like realizing like I'm a tweener,

like I'm not quiet at the big guy threshold. Oh, shut the fuck up your face. You said if you wanted it, thank you. That's what I, yes, thank you. If you wanted it, we'd let you come over for sure. Oh God bless you. Yeah, but also like, you're good and you could, you're allowed to stay over there and we wouldn't be like,

yeah, I don't, I doesn't want it. No, no, no, Nick's clamoring to do live improv. I don't look. I've been in improv since 2015. I'm not going to unretire. I'm just sort of like it's a kind of thing. It's just, okay. Yeah, we try to get Mackie to come up with us and Mackie was like, was too much meat.

It was like, he's like, and he was right. We got up on stage and like, we didn't fit. Dude, there was two much meat. It was like, he was like, and he was right. We got up on stage and like, we didn't fit. Dude, there was two back lines. And I'm not doing like a ha ha, Chi Chi. Yeah, there was literally two back lines. I stayed on stage for like 15 minutes at one point and I was like, it's because I can't go anywhere. Like it was you just kind of stuck.

I wanted to get off. I know the thing you guys performed at in that stage is small, right? Particularly small. Yeah. The only reason it didn't break is small, right? Particularly small. Yeah. The only reason it didn't break is because it was made a concrete. Yeah.

I wanted to do a scene where we were all jumping. I was trying to like, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. We went, we had a great dinner afterwards too. We went to Greekmans. We had a great feast at Greekmans afterwards. Yeah, what a great meal.

It's my first time at Greekmans. It was great. Love to eat with a bunch of big boys because you never think twice. Yeah, that's true. That rocks. You never got a, you of big boys because you never think twice. Yeah, that's true. That's right. You never gotta, you never have to be like, is this okay?

You're right, it is okay. And there you go. And everyone was on board with everything we mentioned. Yes. I found the McDonald's on the river. This one of a kind of McDonald's is a McBoot float through window. McBoot.

It's a drive through for water crafts. McDonald's is over. Blah blah blah blah. It's on a boat. It's a drive-through for water crafts. McDonald's is over. Blah blah blah blah. It's on a river. Wait, what's your name? Jeremy's Elb, Elb River, L-E-B-E, L-B-E, whatever. On a small canal, it's the small, but the boat. The restaurant franchise only paddles through location. I'm so shocked that it's not in America.

I know. It sounds like a very embarrassing thing. It's really assumed that it would be like in the corner. The Mrs. it's something right. Right. Right. That's if I can get a good picture. It might be the elbow. Oh, fuck. Is the back of it at him?

Oh, fuck. It's on a river. Just don't worry about it. We believe you. Yeah. It's okay. I I think I understood what you just discovered and we'll believe it. There. Yeah. Yeah.

There's no good. I don't go googling it. Don't go Googling it. Just believe it. Nobody said it's on a river. It's not a river. It's not like floating. It's like there's a portion that is positioned facing the river and people can can fill.

No, it's on a river. That's all that matter. It's on a river. It's right now. Matt Folly would be thrilled by it. That's what that's the point. Okay. Okay.

That's all that matters. As long as Matt it fully is happy. We're all happy. His neighbor would be with McDonald's. Look, it's still cool, okay? It seems cool. No one's saying it's not cool. Hey, look, any McDonald's anywhere is better than most places.

I've never been to the bar still McDonald's. No, it's like huge. It's like a decommission train station. Oh, wait, I've been there. And I've been to the Del Taco that's there too. Great Del Taco. This is the original Del Taco. This is a fucked up thing.

We've never been to the original McDonald's. This is a fucked up thing. Or unfortunately, it's not any different. That's the problem. That's like, if it was like car hoppy or they're like, it's the original recipe. If there was some allure, I get going. Well, the,

because I grew up in down in the McDonald's, there's a museum there, but they've some allure, I'd get going. Well, the, the, because I grew up in Downhill's museum. It's a museum, right? The McDonald's, there's a museum there, but they've recently, within the last like 10 years or something, added a drive through. And that, I don't like that. It didn't used to have to get out of the car to go order your McDonald's.

And they used to have, this was, I was gonna bring this meal up. I would go there, we'd walk over to McDonald's, me and my brothers, like when my mom was at work, and we would just be like, it's hopefully the phone doesn't ring, because we don't get in trouble.

We're gonna go have a secret lunch at McDonald's. But they used to have a meal at my McDonald's called the All American Meal. I don't know if they had it said every McDonald's. But it was like a double cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake. Wow. Absolutely stunning. I'm blessed to see you. Yeah.

That's like a proto like Cardi B meal or whatever. That's like just like, oh, we're just gonna have our own sort of thing. I don't remember a set. Yeah. That's like a proto like Cardi B meal or whatever. That's like just like, oh, we're just gonna have our own like sort of thing. I don't remember this any of my MacThaw. I don't remember that. I think individual franchise owners sometimes will do their own thing. Like I remember the one that one of the liquid McDonald's they would have, you could get a fucking like super size cup of fries.

Yeah. It's like the most fries you could get. That's fucking awesome. Honestly, fucking rocked. Well, speaking of summertime treats, I'm thinking size cup of fries. It's like the most fries you could get. That's fucking awesome. Honestly, fucking rocked. Well, speaking of summertime treats, I'm thinking of when I played high school football is very bad at it. But we did double sessions and my mom was,

and I got in the car, I couldn't move my legs. She's like, let's get McDonald's because she never wanted to get me McDonald's. But I went and got, eight, all the calories I had burned off plus more probably, and that was a great little summertime. A double cheeseburger meal is fucking great. But Slurpees, Slurpees are big summertime. Oh, Slurpees are a big one. Yeah, it's actually, that's a great call. We're old, we're

old. We're very old. We're very old. So like big slams, I think, I've served the summertime with Pepsi big slams and, you know, courant Doritos. Lacking at the beach with your family and then like every minute, like a year passes, like that sort of thing. Yeah, no, that's, that's a tough. I used to, I got into that beach. Yeah. And I aged, yeah, it was, it was really, really, I was a baby when I went there. Right. But that's what this is.

And this was last week. It was last week. And now it came out like this. I was saying, Goo Goo Gaga. They grow up so fast. I know. I had to learn so much. You know, in the span of a week. It was really hard for me. No one's actually really talking about that part. It was really hard for me. You're doing great. Hey, thanks. It was really hard for me. You know, when I'm thinking summer snacks, I have like two prevailing things. It's like a warm PB&J that has sand in it. Like in the aluminum foil.

Yeah, and then locally we had this place called El Burrito Jr. LBJ. Oh, yeah, okay. I talked about it a lot. Yeah, but they had this thing called a special C where you could get chipsolsa, a drink, and two bean and cheese burritos for at the time under five bucks back in the day. And so that was like, you'd have, that's like, you just make that stretch for like all day. You get a burrito or you split it with a buddy,

and then you could get two burritos, and they were big enough where you're like, yeah, we're good, we'll be okay, and we can just ride our bikes into the sunset. That's, you're saying a one, PB and J, that really brought me back. And what, that's what's the, is like, the back pack.

Yeah, yeah. Back pack toasted. That's specifically, I was thinking of like being in, you know, like day camp and being like, hey, we're going to the water park today. And I'd have like the fucking PB&J and some like ruffles and yeah, just just having like being wet and like eating like a fucking, like also wet sandwich.

Bunch of crushed up chips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The ketchup didn't make it. Yeah. So I mean, you're on the old beach, you eat that sandwich quick. You got it. Well, because the same rules apply for food.

That'll rot. It will. Yeah, the M to that old beach is, well, yeah, mold beach, your sandwich is gonna mold out in just a minute. That's a different beach. Oh, yeah, you can get it to the beach. You're not gonna know what happened to me

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for a high school cafeteria featuring a classic high school lunch items, slash items from their own time in high school and decide who has the best menu in the week. So we thought we'd make this a co-lab as opposed to a competition. So we're gonna collect every time. Because it was already too confusing

when you just read it off. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Here's what we're doing. I didn't want to win. We are a, think of ourselves as we are the committee or we're the fucking, we are the workers of the cafeteria, we are planning out a five day lunch menu for our high school. This is what we're gonna have at the high school next week.

It's a high school. So we're not doing elementary school. We're gonna change it. We could change it. This pitch is high school cafeteria. Kids are kind of cool. They're a little cool and they're a little cynical. And they've been...

So high school, would you be allowed to work at any of these schools, I guess is a big question. Wow. In this scenario, I can work at this school. Okay, all right. So fictional scenario here. We also have a suss as well. In this scenario, I can work at this school. Okay, all right. So fictional scenario here. We also have a Susser Addendum to this. Evan Susser added this.

In addition to what we have to deal with, the five day lunch menu, we also have a PTA dinner to cater. Oh my God. So the PTA is having an event. We got a catered on top of our normal workload. And the president of the PTA is Mrs. Shoemaker. And she's a ballbuster.

So she's got a high expectations of things. Okay, perfect. She busted my balls last time. It's our ass. It's very vital. We're doing an exercise. We're coming up with these fake meals and such. She's like, I want to hear about more.

It's not enough! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, this fucking fake scenario isn't complicated enough. Let me add an additional layer. And it's like only slightly elevated. Yeah, you know, it's A to A. It's just a, but a meal for adults. There was a little bit of a different demographic. Yeah, you know, it's eight to eight. It's just a but a meal for adults.

A little bit of a different demographic. We've got the wild card of Mrs. Shoemaker. Before we like get head over heels into this, you were all L.A. OSD, are we not? The size, Mish, were you not? Well, I, why would you choose the high school district as its own? Edit zone. And so you want to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we know we had very similar stuff, milk in a bag. Yeah, talking you want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we had very similar stuff. Milking a bag. Yeah, talking milk in a bag. Sure. The coffee cakes and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think your food is probably bad. I mean, we all got prison food, I'm sure. It was bad. Yeah, worse than prison food from. Yeah, my, my, my, I come from a, I come from a, a family of teachers. That's right. My sister, it was a teacher.

Now as a principal, my mom was an English teacher for years, is retired now for, I don't know how long. And then my dad was a history teacher. Wow. And he went to law school later on when he was in his 30s. But all school teachers, and they were driving around. My sister was driving around. We looked at different, we looked at Hollywood.

We saw Hollywood high. We saw Marshall, the Andy Reed's old school in the movies, we are Marshall. But the thing I noticed the most, which you guys had so much, differently is you could be outside. Our Marshall is in the Northeast. Why don't we think that was in the Midwest?

No, no, Marshall, oh wait, is Marshall, oh fuck. There is a Marshall high school over here. That Andy Reed went to, it's not the ones we are Marshalls. We are Marshall, a college maybe. They filmed, yeah, we are Marshall is about a movie. I fucked up. It's about a movie. We are Marshall is a movie about a college.

And a plane crash, right? A plane crash, yeah. Yeah, that's different. All right, so it's different. Yeah, I would know if a tragedy had happened so close to, to where I live. Okay, forget it. Well, Marshall, I think he is where Andy Reed went to school. I think so had happened so close to where I live. Okay, forget. Well, Marshall, I think he is where Andy Reed went to school.

I think so, and then I know that I think. I'll be sitting on our side of the room as well. I think they shot some of Greece at the, on like the field there. That's, that is the famous part of Marshall. That's what it is. Yeah. Um, now I'm fucking, anyway, the Marshall. I'm sorry, I know I fucked him up so bad for the rest of the episode, probably.

Marshall University is in West Virginia, Huntington West Virginia. And the movie is set in 1970. It is in the aftermath of a plane crash. We cut the couch and half of it, man. And directed by Mick G, I forgot it was a Mick G joint. Oh, it was a Mick G joint. Oh, it was a Mick G. Oh, it was a big Let's make G up to I don't know

But I'm loving his movies No, he's on fire. I do, I argue for his term, did he get soft canceled maybe? I don't think so, did he? I thought I had heard something at one point, this is all alleged, I don't wanna get in trouble in an improv show, a friend of mine, a libeled him on stage, and we tried to look it up,

no dice, nothing. No, I don't think so. I think people can flate him with like, because he's the same sort of arrow with Ratner. Oh, you know what? That's who I, yeah. But I don't think he actually did anything untoward. He just kind of like, I think is.

I defend his terminators being the best of after T1 and T2. That's, I'll have to, I've never seen him. I'll, uh, Salvation. Yeah, they're all pretty bad. They're all bad. I like the behind the scenes stuff more. Yeah, I Like the games. I'm more about the arcade games. I love the audio. I heard from the set That's what you were saying. Yeah. Yeah, he's

Funny enough. He's been making movies. The babysitter. I guess is a new-ish Or franchise. That's a mix. keys. Yeah, with Samarro Weaving. I was I was on a film sepher a thing. Yeah. And we we brought up the that that was his tab. The what's his what's his name? A Christian bill. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And and the one of the the drivers team sir, whatever was like, I was on that set. And that guy that that yelled at sucked and none of us wanted him to apologize.

That is the truth. Oh, so he was kind of, it was like, they were like, he was a sir. He was being like, yeah, they were like, we loved him. And like, that is the truth. The first bet was our hero. That's kind of what the guy, that's what the woman was saying, yeah.

That's, you know what? I love it. That's, that's, And I'd always been like, I'd never been like, what's the, cause I mean, he know what? I love it. That's. And I'd always been like, I'd never been like, what's the, because I mean, he got in a lot of trouble. I always had a little bit of bail sign on that one. And then that, then you got out of that van

and the, uh, uh, transport driver, it took off a mission impossible selfie. It's done the lies, uh, fucking bail. He's just good. He actually didn't even need the mask. He's probably like just really, he made him body to it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, he made him body to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we've got to come up with a five day lunch. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, on the grass. And I feel like at my school, I don't know if this is true about your school. If you ate in the cafeteria, you're kind of an L7 weeny. Yeah, I was very like, it was kind of like, if you need to be protected.

Yeah, yeah. Because there was like monitors and stuff, so you could go there and like, be safe for a half. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, that's true too. So, at my high school, or indoors, I believe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, that's true too. So, at my high school, or indoors, I believe.

I find it. I think there's also something of a class divide that emerges a little bit, right? Because I feel like there were a lot of depending on, you know, if your lunch was subsidized, or if you were bringing from home, like sometimes those people would sit in different places. So like, there's a lot of tickets and stuff.

So there was an unfortunate signifier. There was one other thing. I was there was a way that we could do that on the slide, because people would treat people differently if they had tickets. Yes, yeah, 100%. There was also like, there was like different tiers of tickets. So if you had a certain color, you could tell,

you're more poor, you make more money and stuff like that. So I was like, yeah. That was always kind of odd. To be that in your dieting. Like breakfast, you could, like that was like kind of a different thing too. It was like, yeah, there's, that's to me as a weird part.

I was like, I don't know if I ever had breakfast at my school, except for when they served breakfast for lunch, which I did wait to, where it was like, French toast sticks in French fries. That's like, what would be for lunch? It was horrible. No, I never had, I never had the school breakfast. There are a lot of kids who did, and a lot of times that was like, you know, either the

family needed the food subsidized or the family's like work schedule was such that the kid couldn't be fed at all. So it was always the same. But it ends up a thing like, yes, you were saying it, you get like, you get other, it's like a different differentiator. Yeah, to Jacob's point, it's like, it would be great if just like everyone got free breakfast and free lunch, and there was like no fucking stigma apart,

any about any of it. You'd be happy if you wanted. Exactly, exactly. If you bring it from home, cool. Right, you don't have to give us a ticket or anything, you don't fucking lunch debt, but our country doesn't work that way. I'd been on the other side of it too,

or on the side of it where I'd like pushing my number to get my free lunch. And the anxiety of not knowing you have enough to get the lunch, because it'll make a buzz. Like if it's like, oh, it's like, you don't have enough funds in your account or whatever. It's like $1.10 or something. The card's at one point.

Yeah. And then an electronic arm like, where GZU? I saw this on the Oprah episode. Yeah, that was the what it did come through. And then like a big sign would drop with like confetti with an arrow that said poor. It was awful. That's why.

Yeah, yeah. And then they would make mods flat of your pocket. Yeah, and then you're like, how much did the school spend on this? On this? My lunch should be free. Yeah, but you know, the moth fucking eating a turkey leg. It's disgusting.

Oprah punch the co, but she was fine. She's, you know, she's wealthy. She's not worried about that. I saw somebody ask her on a TikTok recently, like how much, like, because people ask you, people ask you for money when you have money. Like, what's the number that you don't really think about her or whatever?

And she was like, look, I have money now. It was like, what did she say? It was kind of like, oh, like you have, it depends on how much money they think you make. Yeah, if you think you make $500,000 a year, they're gonna ask you for $5,000, you make, you know, a million dollars a year or something, you're gonna ask you for $50,000 and so on and so forth.

She's like, nobody's really asking me anymore, because they don't, I guess they don't know or something. Or it was like some like answer where she was like, I could give away any money and never think about it basically. I like you guys to say it's one of those things. Have you seen these YouTube videos that are like, it's like, hey man, like, can I check out your house?

Like, and I'm like, Oh, I've seen that. Like I was like, sure, he's like, I'm actually a millionaire in here. If they're like so faithfully set up. Yeah. It's like a new crib's basically. It did kinda crib, but they're like such set up videos. He's like, hey man, I was wanna ask you like,

how much do you make? And he's like, do you mind if I see your house? And I'm like, wow. They'll take a YouTuber in the house and they'll look at it. It's, you know what, it's very similar to it. It's like, you know, the videos were just the way that they're fake. The videos where they're like, I've actually never heard

this song before. I'm gonna, like, the ABC song. I've never heard of, I'm gonna give it like, listen for the ABC song. I've never heard, I'm gonna give it, like, listen for the first time. He's like, whoa, this song is actually pretty cool. Like, it's like so, like, obviously. And I'm in a p-th part, really fucking bad. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, genre, I've seen, because I've seen, like, thing, I get, my YouTube algorithm will feed me, like, okay.

It's not ABC's, but it'll be like, I'm listening to tiny dancer for the first time. Exactly, you know what I mean? It'll be like some jazz pianist or something, or someone who's got a music theory thing. And for me, it's all like video game soundtracks. It's like, you know, like jazz pianist, here's the Persona 5 soundtrack for the first time.

Ooh, this has some jazzy chords in it and like play along for it ever. So I understand that genre. Yeah, so it's similar to that where like a guy, it's like very obviously set up. 100% yeah, so then they take them inside and show them like a giant mansion and it gets millions of views on TikTok or you.

But people still want that like, because I thought that sort of wealth porn has kind of fallen out of favor. People still like it. Give me the slop. That's what these paintings want. You can't start being critical about what's out there. I think at this point. Unfortunately, I think it's just like anything goes like we need a constant stream of sloppy slop.

That makes sense. And on that point, there was a Doe Boyz video that got 500,000 views that we didn't post. Someone clipped it and posted it. Oh, it's, I believe it's like over 2 million now. It's pretty good. Congrats, guys. We can't, it's not even ours, you fool. Hey, but verality, verality, it works even if it's a guy. Yeah, it's also, you don't wanna go viral.

Yeah. Being viral is so too much. It's so too much. You don't wanna go viral. It's too much. It's a burden, it's a prison. Yeah. You don't, you don't wanna.

It's so hard. It's like,, it's a prison. You know, you don't want it. It's so hard. It's like, because I used to make fun of your diet videos, like whatever, like you get a video that would get a bunch of views. And then, but like in hindsight, it was like, first off, and that may be the case about today's content. Like how many of those views are real? How much of it's just like fucking bullshit? Which is bots watching or someone's watching three seconds

on Mutant Nets Countdown's review. But it's also like seconds on mutant that's counted as a view. But it's also like, whatever, it's like the people who are watching it don't give a shit about ownership at all. Any piece of internet content you've ever seen, you don't care about like who made it or who the owner is. You just kind of have an association with whoever you see in it, right?

It's like, you're like gonna meme and be like, oh, who made that meme? That's a cool meme. I wanna see who put that text over this image. Like no one thinks that way. Not really. You didn't care about Tadedy therapy with Joe Rogan when you made it wax. No, that stuff is cool. Tiddy therapy with Joe Rogan was big for me. It got me a lot of general meetings. Jamie Poole it up. People were like, let's get, can we do a Tiddy therapy,

like pilot? Doesn't have to be with Joe Rogan. Could be like, because he's really busy now. Like that kind of opened up some doors for him. Yeah. When we're thinking Jamie Kennedy is maybe with Joe Rogan, could be like, because he's really busy now. Like that kind of opened up some doors for him. When we're like thinking Jamie Kennedy is maybe as the titty therapy, you know. Like that could be like the version for Vimeo. When Vimeo was doing originals, right? They were like, we do this a Vimeo original series.

I just thought that came from your heart, so it's good to know who to do it. It was, no, it was like that was like a passion project. I was like, it's pitch and titty therapy to, so it's good to know. It was, no, it was like that was like a passion project. It was like a pitch and titty therapy to every celebrity who'd come in. Like, hey, can we do titty therapy? Joe Rogan finally bit. And this was before all the anti-vax stuff

or whatever, so I didn't, you know, I was like, you're in the clear. Yeah, it was just like, oh, the news radio guy. And he likes MMA, I guess. Even that was like early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was mostly fear factor stuff for the video I remember.

Yeah, exactly. It was a lot of fear factor. And that was basically the premise of it was fear factor stuff. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He was a lot of fear factor and like that was like basically the premise of it was like fear factor and then like what if Tiddy therapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he probably saw the writing on the wall. He's like, well, I make people eat bugs. This is sort of the next thing I'll do. Yeah, yeah, and then I'll just, uh, influence culture at a grand scale that I could never even fathom. Yeah. All right.

Let's do this decision. I could re-know. Mrs. Schumacher is getting so mad at us. She's fucking pissed. She's gonna be furious because her name is Mrs. Schumaker. Oh, so if you're saying her name wrong, she's gonna fall. Well, we're already on the out. We've all seen Tiddy therapy get to my meal.

That's what you make of you. That's good. That's easier. Yeah, she's busting my balls. Yeah. All right. So okay. So here, five day lunches, five days worth of lunches plus one PTA dinner. Let's start things off. I think we just blew sky it and what, like what are the lunches? Because I think the way to think of this one is, we're gonna try to wow somebody. Let's have a five day string of great launches. I'm just gonna say this.

Yes. Of course one of these days is gonna be pizza days. Is it Monday or is it Friday? Well, this is exactly what I was gonna pick. Friday's pizza day. Friday's pizza day, that's the classic, right? Why don't you let me talk to my socks off? Put it on fucking Monday. That's. Let's pizza day, that's the classic, right? Wanna get my socks off? Put it on fucking Monday.

Let's start the week. Wow, it's starting with pizza day. This is, I don't know then. That's all down here. We have nothing to build here. Well yeah, we're forgetting that all the other options are bad. That's true. Here's, okay, here's what I would kind of say.

If you wanna mix that, I think pizza makes sense on Friday, but if you want to like kind of, there'll be a little bit of a curve ball. Pizza, I think pizza, I think it was on Mondays in my elementary school. Okay. The square pizza. I was gonna say,

yeah, well, because that's the other thing we figured we should drill down what kind of pizza. Cause are you thinking like the French bread pizzas? Those can be fun. Are you thinking like a mini individual pizza? But I would say if you put pizza day on Thursday, and if that's the night of the PTA dinner,

actually when is the PTA dinner? We don't have contact. I assumed it was Saturday. You thought it was Saturday. Yeah, it's an extra day. So maybe then we say like pizza on the Friday, and then can we parlay some of those pizza leftovers, like figure out how to rework those.

Jesus, you want us to do a fucking chopped on the leftover pizza? We smoked tree or whatever the fuck her name is. We smoked trees not gonna want leftover. No, I'm saying that could be like an element of like, hey, we got some pizza leftovers that can go along with our spaghetti. These shitty kids couldn't finish the pizza here,

you could eat this. We're gonna bring fucking leftover pizza, Mrs. Shoemaker, are you fucking out of your mind? You, Mrs. Gilherr, that's all. She's out the door. Okay, then never mind, then forget about that. I was just gonna say Italian, Italian, we could leave pizza and no more.

We just have a few drinks again. So loosen up, Mrs. Shoemaker. Yeah, it sounds like somebody already did. Never mind, well, next that idea. I have to get in the spirit that this is like, you said we want to wow them I was thinking the kid he's got to eat the slop that I grew up eating Oh, you want it to be a positive I think that I think we're gonna try to make the best of the I'm down

Yeah, I'm down to be in that that zone We have a we have a school cafeteria budget, so we can't go nuts Like we can't this is they're not gonna to have in filet mignon. Exactly. Got a chicken Caesar salad wrap or something. Exactly. But like we might have, you know, like chicken fried steak, which we'd have. I would say are we on elementary or we're doing high school high school high school. In fact, we're at Mitch. We're at high school high. Oh my god. We're at John Love. It's high school high. Dude, better be good.

It stinks. That's the that's the scariest thing that could happen is we get it. It stinks from love it. I told you have I told you my love it story. I worked at the improv on Melrose over there, the comedy club. And on my first night there, I dropped entire tray of dishes in front of him. And he went, oh, He started the, oh, and he was wrapped up, and I was like, oh, it's just starting in.

My life's over. I cannot believe how poorly this poster has aged. Oh my goodness. John love it to the huge Afro with an Afro pick in it. Oh my God. No. Haglite is, there's a new teacher in the hood. No.

Oh boy. This is freedom of speech, shit right here, man. I know you shouldn't be allowed to do it. So okay, this movie came out in 1996. I don't know. Oh wow. Hey, that movie came out when I was 13 slash 14. Wow.

This is wild. I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna watch that tonight. John Lovitz is like I was 13 slash 14. Wow. I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna watch tonight. Yeah. John Lovitz is like the inspirational principal slash teacher. And Tia Carrera is the female lead. Mikaifijfers in this movie. This feels very much like a dangerous,

I came out after dangerous. Was definitely in that sort of era. Was definitely like the, there was another, there was a, the dangerous minds was the other one. There was the Jaime Espinoza movie, right? Lean on me? Lean on me, yeah.

Yeah, lean on me. And then you and I were just saying that we wish there was. Standing deliver was the other one. They were like three of them. Yeah. We were saying that we were wishing that there were not another movie, like not another whatever, we, like scary movie level.

Oh, yeah. We miss them. We want to play. I mean, I was like, we're like, I think we just came up where this is the 10th year since the last one was made. Yeah. Which would be the perfect year to do scary movie seven or whatever.

They should do another one. The screams. There's so much data. There's so many, there's been so many cinemas to make fun of. So many ripe movie berries. I get 100% bug main was saying the other day of Oppenheimer Duke Barbie land land think about that That's boy. Hey girl. That'd be good. I'm laughing all the way the box. I was the good that chicken nuggets on Monday

Whoa, that's a great pitch. I love that. That's really that's fucking really good It's in between the pizza craze. It's still fun You can get your barbecue. You can get your ketchup. But you're not sure you're wide You still got like a place to grow from. Is there high school kids here? No one is fucking, they're shooting the most wad. They got the most wad to shoot. A lot of wads.

Take me back. Corn on the side with a, a, a, a, a, a baked fry. Are you thinking like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a talking like some niblets? I'm thinking like kind of a wet, a wet butter niblets. Okay, got it. Yeah, I'm into that. What were you saying? I would say if I could fill up my wad meter back to when I was like 16, man. Yeah. Killer dude. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's right, brother. If there was a scenario where there was a genie and like a genie was here, that would be my first wish just to fill up my wadmars. Oh, wads like I'm 16 again Yeah, yeah, before he's even out of the fucking little tunnel Runs fake to the bathrooms. Yeah, I want one like the first one. I want all of them to be like the first one I

Been writing in the story. Yeah, you want to like the first one? I'd have him see it. I've been writing an operating his ads. You want to like the first one? Yeah. And don't worry, hymns isn't struck. Don't worry about it. I'm scabbing for him. They're paying me in product. You want to lend the devil's, like you want it like the first one, huh?

And then your wads are just air. It's like, oh, I'd be okay with that. Other than the procreation angle, but I'm sure you could suck them out from the bottom. All right, so chicken nuggets on Monday. Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn niblets with butter and then some baked fries. I love this. That's a fucking home run, especially if you're getting

two different dip and sauces, low barbecue, a little ketchup. Great. They don't really introduce. Or does go good with the nuggets. Yeah, that's good. But they don't really introduce, I feel like none of the meals that I saw at schools, not very vegetable heavy. I don't remember a lot of vegetables at school.

No, absolutely not. There would be say it was always something, not very vegetable heavy. I don't remember a lot of vegetables at school. Absolutely not. Maybe say it was always something, but like no, it was like very, and corn is like the closest it would come to a vegetable. I almost want to say cream corn just because I don't trust the buttered corn. That's okay, yeah, we can make that pivot.

I mean, like it's probably like a barger in anyway. Like they're not putting butter on that corn. Yeah. Whatever it is. All right, look, I think people like buttered corn. I won't take away from it. We can, we putting butter on that corn. Yeah. Whatever. Look, I think people like butter corn. I won't take away from it. We can, we can cream up the corn. Doesn't seem like a safer move.

The cream corn fits the nuggets a little bit. You're dipping nuggets. I would even think maybe like a section of a cop, like a like a two inch cop. We were talking about a two inch cop. I would talk about like a little, a little mini cop. Yeah. But I think the, I think the, I think, I think,

I kind of like a regular size, my second, my second way should be the G, a Twitch cop. No. A subnormal top. A subnormal top. It's like growth in my pants. We hear like a, a, a, a, a, no a blunt end.

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So what's the drink for the chicken nugget? That's a great question. What are we doing drink-wise? Because I always thought my drinks was pretty static. And for me, I was like always getting a little, little mini guy at chocolate milk. We had white milk.

You had white milk. Chocolate milk. And on fucking Tuesdays, we had taz shakes. Oh, taz shakes. What the taz shakes? Taz shakes was in a carton and it was slightly thicker. Wow. It was a thicker chocolate milk,

maybe with a dashes cinnamon or something like that. That sounds like a hoot. For me, it was always. Oh, so why do I drink a centaurine? The cream corn is good for the high schoolers. Like it's, it's like, it's a little, it's really good for them. It's a little, it's a little more sophisticated.

Sure, yeah. Because you got to think about this, that high school kids are, it's different than the elementary school kids. They're gonna be making a bucket. They can't be eating that regular corn. It has to be cream. They got to be cream,

but then they're gonna be making fucking wadjos. Yeah, but that's funny. That's good. Okay, so we'll give it an opportunity for the Wadjo. We know what to say. If there's a food fight, it'll be prepared. That's true.

That's a great point. They'll be, it's just if you're a cafeteria worker, just be rave or they'll be like, can I have the creamed corn? That's the thing. Yeah, oh, yeah. I know what you're saying. I know.

I know, yes. I know what you're saying. There you go. Yeah, that's fun though. Okay, that's fine. We'll keep in my mind. Yeah, that's fun though. Okay, that's fine. We'll keep our mind. We'll keep our mind. Okay, so we got that.

We locked in. I think Monday is set. Monday. What's the drink though? No, I think the thing with drink, I know, I think you just got the standard set of drinks. Well, then we're gonna say what the drink options are. Great, that's fair.

Chocolate milk. Milk, this is a high school milk. Regular milk. Milk? Well, I guess I don't think of today's high school. I just think of when I was in high school, it was always milk. I guess today's high school is not getting milk.

Do they not drink milk? They have to be. There's gotta be some government program. Yeah. Urbammate at the high schools here in the coast. Make me sick. Boba. Yeah.

I guess orange juice would probably be an option or some sort of juice in a box. Maybe a fruit punch cup would probably be a thing to you. Maybe a fruit punch cup? I don't know. Maybe a little bottle of water. Yeah. A lot of water. Or any water.

Yeah. Water, milk, chocolate milk, fruit punch cup, apple juice cup. White cloth. Yeah, white cloth. Just kidding. No white cloths. How is that for for drink option? Yeah, that's fine.

And are the drinks across the menu, right? Because like, there's that, that's the drink for a static. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, you know what, we could give one vending machine. Do they still do vending machines? For Topia. Easy, easy for Topia.

They do, but they like Bill Clinton went in there and he was like, this was like a late Clinton administration initiative where he took out all the sugar drinks. So it's all like, I think diet drinks and juices. Yeah, yeah, it's like Gatorade's, broader, which Gatorade's also probably not healthy for you. I had, my middle school had soda and then like, during like halfway through my middle school time,

it went away and I remember being like, I used to be able to drink Sprite Remakes. Now I have to drink water. Yeah, I remember, yeah, in ninth grade, it was like we had sodas and we had cup of noodles and sushines and ice cream vacuums that would suck up ice cream and drop it. Oh yeah, that changed the middle of one time.

And then it changed the middle, and then it was like, like, poletas, like fruit bars, ice cream bars, and then gatorade and water, and that was it. Yeah, sad. The barber. Sad. The worst thing Clinton ever did.

Yeah, I agree. All right, so that's Monday. Okay, Tuesday. I'm sure I think of like the, I mean, first of all, we're gonna call Tuesday, Tuesday. Tuesday is Tuesday. Tuesday is Tuesday. Yeah, absolutely. So kids will be anticipating that.

Something chewy. Oh, something chewy. Oh, by the way, there's a thing on Tuesday that comes to mind. Taco Tuesday. Oh, this could be you. Yeah, we could do a Taco Tuesday. I think we got to do Taco Tuesday.

I'm curious, is it because is it still the, if you get a taco at a, certainly has, when I was a kid, Taco at the, at a school was like, just an American taco, like a hard shell with like fucking ground beef. Is that still what you're getting? I think we got two of those.

Yeah, two of those bad boys. Got it. Hard shell ground beef, paste salsa, yeah, yeah. Some real shitty shredded cheese, a little bit of lettuce. And then-

And tomato or no tomato. Do we have the budget? We have the budget for tomato. We can't get tomato? I don't think so. Well, because we got all these fucking juices. No, I think the, I think the pace, look, we got 17 juices.

Look, we maybe went over the juices, we can't afford tomatoes anymore. I do, I fucked up a little bit with that. Definitely the salsa is more budget friendly because it doesn't have to be fresh. Yeah. Have a big big ass fucking Cisco like can. Yeah. You're just gonna do refried beans and rice right? Yeah I guess so. Yeah. I like that a lot. Well I overthink it. All right Taco Tuesday. That's really that's hot.

Yeah. This is look. If I'm eating at the school I'm like Monday Tuesday we're starting things off with a band This is too much. You're gonna have a horchata. I wish I wish I could be allowed on talking maybe We'll see what they're so ready to drink I know the budget. I mean literally just said we're not having special drinks. I know. I look. I fucked up I just it's fine. It's fine. I'm thirsty I am thirsty. Yeah I am just thirsty. Yeah, no, I lose me. I think that's really good.

If I went to the school, I'd be saying, thank you, chef. All right. So you did just remind me of the thing that I loved at the L.A. was the Chalupa. Yeah, Chimichang. It was like a small tostada kind of thing and a bowl. And they just melted cheese and there was like four crumbles of meat. Right.

I'm remembering this fondly with the really bad sauce. But I do think tacos, the kids deserve tacos and not a bad chalupa. Yeah. I wanna say this, it's Wednesday. I haven't had mashed potatoes yet, so I just want them. Okay, mashed potatoes are getting in. I don't know what's gonna, else is gonna come on Wednesday.

Yeah, what's that? Slotting a slot. They're getting like in the tray, you got your two little slots. I just think that the little potatoes should be one of the things on my tray, on by Wednesday, we're halfway through the week. So I think I haven't had mashed potatoes by Wednesday,

I'm cutting somebody. So I'm thinking if we're doing mashed potatoes, that's an opportunity to sneak a green vegetable in there because that's when kids are like, they'll have a cream spinach, they'll have like some green beans. I can't like green beans. Yeah, can green beans feels accurate.

I mean, we're saving money at least here, but Wednesday should suck. What, yeah, sure. I think it's okay if Wednesday's still a bit. Yeah. Although you hear their a curve ball. Yeah, mashed potatoes, you get green beans.

What's our man gonna be? Couple of corn dogs. Oh, fuck. Oh, what kind our man gonna be? Couple of corn dogs. Whoa. Fuck. Oh. What kind of meal is that? Two corn dogs. Two, right?

Two turkey corn dogs. Two turkey corn dogs. Yeah. This is insane. It's turkey. I can't. I'm stoked on that. It's being so crazy.

It's being so crazy. I need to switch seats. I can't sit down. I was gonna say turkey meatloaf, but two corn dogs rips. Turkey meatloaf is better. Turkey meatloaf also, you got some more baby on there. You can put the gravy on the green leaves. Yeah, that's more...

That's more than a meatloaf. That's more fitting. What, where were we from? Oh, you could've got, no, I am... I'm a catch, it's a catch-up only, is it not? You can have ketchup. It's not! Here's what I've run into.

You put a little ketchup on the, like you can, like you bake it with a little ketchup on the top. I'm so you'll attach it. But like if you want to add some gravy, yeah, you can add some gravy. This is the whole thing. Baking it with ketchup, I'm sticking to my stomach. Wait, I don't like meatloaf at all.

Wow. I'm skipping lunch on Wednesday. Dang. Should we not do meatloaf? Should we do something that's not common? Hey, don't come today. Me, is this your student? What's happening here?

I'm doing a never been kiss sort of thing at this school. All right, all right, fair talk. What if you just did a classic like sliced turkey breast? I think you would get in Raymore trouble for a never been kissed thing after school. Yeah, yeah, I get in a lot of trouble for not being the adorable Drew Barrymore, yeah. Really?

I don't love the teacher. I'm down with my dogs. I'm down with sliced turkey breast. I think I'm really. I don't love the teacher. I'm down with prinox. I'm down with sliced turkey breasts. I think maybe meatloaf might be a bit polarizing. I think that's it. Here's a deal. What if, well, you don't like the ketchup. It's not up to me.

I'm not, you know, a student. Match potatoes with gravy. You get the gravy on the match potatoes and then the meatloaf is just the meatloaf. You can mix it all together for if you want. You can carry some gravy over it. So it'll be like, they'll put a little gravy on your potatoes

and they'll be like, do you want to eat on your meat loaf? So that'll be an option. I think that's pretty good. That's pretty nice. Look, I'll give it a taste. Wow. Give it a taste.

Okay, so we got, I'm feeling solid so far. We got it. We got a chicken dough. It's all about you're a grown man going, pretending to be a student and you're gonna skip lunch because you don't think it's good. I don't got it. We got a we got a chicken that you're a grown man going pretending to be a student and you're gonna skip lunch because you don't think it's good I don't like it

Yeah, put a big target on my back just by not complying Just bring a luncheable and eat it all in one bite. Yeah, stack it all Eating a cup of applesauce like a little kid Chicken nuggets tacos applesau Apple sauce is good. Apple, I mean, like if you get a pork chop or something, you get some apple. I don't think we have the budget for it. Save it for the PTA dinner.

We got a, hey, we got, we got, we got a turkey meatloaf on Wednesday. We're getting to Thursday and Friday. Look, Wednesday's lunch does kind of, it's a shitty one. We, hey, we didn't go full, because turkey and gravy, we all know was bad as a school lunch, we've all had it and it's bad.

Turkey meatloaf is better, but you know what? You get an apple crisp at the end. You got a dessert. Oh, that's fun. Neil the bonus dessert. Oh, sure. Halfway through the week that we know the lunch sucks, but you got a dessert.

Yellow dessert, a little apple crisp. Okay. So here's what I'm going to say for Thursday. Where do you go in South of the border? Where are you going to Italy? Should we go or is it a border? Yeah, the blue team on the main.

You mean the blue team? No, I was gonna say, like, should we go to Asia? And perhaps like, you know, hey, we got like some, some low main or something. Like, I'm trying to think of something we could produce. Like, you know, could we do it? We never had an orange chicken at my school, but I feel like that's the thing that's probably at school's net.

I was gonna say if they tried to do an orange chicken, it was with leftover nuggets from one day. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That you were fucking using your brain. You're using your noodle right there. That's funny, it's big time. Yeah, she maker is gonna fuck it, I love this.

We're saving her fucking big money. It's true. A big cut of bell pepper, big cut of onion, and then you're gonna chicken, get the orange, mandarin sauce, raw onion, piece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here's where you know that they kind of skipped on it. The side fries.

The orange chicken and fries fries. Same fries from under. Yeah. They put it on top of the fries and a little bit of gravy to do a little north of the border. There we go. I'd also pitch like an underwhelming scoop of white rice. Right.

Yeah. And it has like peas in it. Like little, like, I had not enough peas. No, they're very light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I like the double carb that you have a little scoop of rice and french fries. It's a little confusing.

It's a little like, what? Yeah. Did you, are you gonna eat your rice? Like, no, you want one? No. These toilets at the school are going to work. Psh. By the law.

We're on to Friday, but do we have a sub-man? Because my high school had a sub-man. A sub-man? Yeah, there's a sub guy. He could go to the window with sub-made or make you a sub. What? Yeah, this sounds like jury. What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, it was not like, Jory, I swear to you. It was, but the, No, it's just some private guy that makes subs for you. Yeah. Sub-man, we had Sub-man in the window. He'd make his subs. He'd make you a turkey sub or a roast beef. Do you have a TV sub?

This is full of stuff. Is it full of stuff? I think it's full of stuff. I think it's full of stuff. I do this for free. Don't tell the school. You had a sub man. Yeah, sub man.

Do we have a sub man? No, no. This is not like the school is not some fancy sub man. Yeah, we're not a fancy school. It's not the future school. We're not getting like personal pan pizzas on Thursdays. We're not getting either. I'm kind of sad we're missing corn dogs, but you know,

I'll get all the dogs would be good. Sub man by the way. I was excited about corn dogs. Oh, do we not have room for corn dogs? I mean,, I'll get all the dogs would be good. I was excited about corn dogs. Oh, do we not have room for corn dogs? I mean, we can always take out the meal of sometimes lunches. You have options. What if we gave an option on Thursday? On Thursdays the one day that won pivot day where you have two choices.

Yeah, two lunch Thursday. So you can get either lunch Thursday or two lunch Friday. Corn dog and Yeah. Two lunch Thursday. So you can get either or two lunch Friday. Corn dog and pizza. Oh my God. That's so fun. Oh my God. Jacob, that's great. Jacob.

I love that. It's actually Friday. We're treating it like a, God dammit, it's fucking Friday. Fucking Friday, yeah. And that's, and we made it, you know? I love that. I like it too.

All right, so Friday you get your choice of two corn dog or Some kind of pizza the pizza I'm envisioning is like a one large slice with a Peroni yeah Yeah, very into the square. We usually had square pizza with no meat on a ever Just a weird just a weird yeah, just a weird fucking box. Yeah, yeah. I remember, yeah, I remember I remember cheese, but I also remember like a long boy,

a lot like it was maybe on a garlic bread. A french bread pizza. And French bread pizza. And that one did have the little pepperoni. And it comes with mixed greens. The pizza comes with mixed greens on the side. Yeah, that's where you sneak in the ranch. There you go.

You get a little mixed greens with that little thing on the side. But if you want the salad, you're getting the ranch. There you go. You get a little mixed dream with that little thing around. Because you're not gonna give it to your own side, but if you want the salad, you're getting the ranch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun, I like that. And then what comes with the corn dogs? Bake beans. Holy shit.

Not bad. I think it's pretty good. Oh, or salad, you can get salad too. Can you mix them to two? Okay, all right, that's fair. I mean, because like it's a kind of thing, like if you're up there and you're just like doing corn dogs or pizza.

Yeah, do you want corn dogs or pizza? Well, you're gonna get to a situation and this is gonna happen. And Mrs. Shoemaker's not gonna like this. You're gonna run out of salad because the corn dog people maybe wanted some salad. There's nothing for the pizza people. Pizza people don't want the baked beans.

Maybe they do though. So you know there's one, at least, there is at least one. I would maybe. There is at least one weirdo who would for the pizza people. Pizza people don't want the baked bean. Maybe they do. So you know there's one, at least, there is at least one weirdo who will get the pizza. If you put it on top, it's pretty Bob. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He goes bean boy over there. Bean pizza ass. He's tight. Brian invented, invent fucking Google or something. The bean pizza fucking nerd. His dog's the talking dog from the Bush beans come here. Ha ha ha. There is a pizza Boston that you can get.

That's, there's a bar pizza place where you can get beans on the pizza and it's pretty good. What, it like, what is it exactly? I'm in reaction. Well, what do you get? Are you getting loose beans? Is it like a, like a, a label of baked beans? It's baked beans, I think, a bacon.

I forget what the whole thing is. But is it baked like on, as a topping? Or are they like, here's a slice of pizza. Let me later on some beans on do it. No, it's baked into the pizza. Okay. That could be good. It sounds gross, but I'm just saying that like,

it's a possibility. In all, you know, baked beans, there is like a ketchup-y base, which is close to tomato. It sounds gross, but I'm just saying that, it's a possibility. In all of Latino baked beans, there is like a ketchupy base, which is close to tomato. It's a tomato vibe. Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, if you subsauce for a label of beans on the bread, I can see it happening.

Just subsying. You know what I like it, but I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. You know what we're missing, which is a staple of school lunches. And I think people, I think Mrs. Schumaker could say, like, what are you doing here

is there's no fish sticks anywhere this week. Now, oh, we missed that. I don't know fish sticks have kind of fallen out of favor if they're now it's like here's a little bit more of a play to them. This is not like rock and roll at all, but I think Friday instead of corn dogs you gotta give but I think Friday, instead of corn dogs, you got to give that like religious fish option. That's your thing. Corn dogs out there. I think that the public school's being a little bit religious secret. Yeah. Yeah.

That's true. And sucks. And I know what, that would maybe take off the, that might ruin the pizza too. I think you gotta get, no, no, I think you keep the pizza because people can't get the same. You get rid of the pepperoni on the pizza. Maybe it's a cheese pizza and a fish sticks. Maybe those are those are your options. Oh my God. We just don't get rid say this. You get rid of the pepperoni on the pizza? Maybe it's a cheese pizza and a fish sticks. Maybe those are those are your options.

Oh my God. We just made me get out of this Friday though. Maybe got like a Friday stuff that. This fucking sucks. It's a green salad or a cold, a cold salad. To the stage the winner. I think that I think pizza and green salad

is still pretty good for Friday. That rocks. We have to do this. We have to do it. We have to do this. We have to do it. We have to do it. We have to do it. But you know what? Now, because we're not covering salad for each,

we can maybe afford a small dessert for Friday. Right. Coffee cake, cookie. I like it. Coffee cake, cookie. We had in, for a time we had slush puppies at my school, and those were always great. You know what those are?

They're like slurpees. They're not really slurpees. It's more like a snow cone that you drink, but it's more like juice kind of. I brought up slush puppies. He had no idea what they were. I love slush puppies. I haven't heard them as slush puppies,

but when it's described, I kind of have, I can wrap my mind. I saw that he's kind of scared when I said it. I'm still like, very scared. Is it in a cone? The delivery device is in a cone? It didn't like a, like a, like a Dixie cup almost, but like a little taller, it's about like this big.

And it's like way too much sugar to give a kid in the middle of the day. What is all insane? What about one of those individual ice cream cups that is the wooden spoon? Yeah. That's a great fried apple thing. That was still good.

I like to eat. I like to eat it. It's world of fudge, you're married, yeah. And clogging them up, they're not gonna be able to shit. They go home for the weekend. They're gonna shit their breakfast. Yeah. What'd you do on Friday? I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat.

I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat.

I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat.

I like to eat. I like to eat. I like to eat. I like feel perfect. It's a school. No, in that thing. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. No, I feel good about Monday through Friday. The thing is that it's been hanging over her heads all week. Mrs. Schumaker is caught in here with the PTA. I think maybe we were focused still. Rock virus wife. We were still focused on the school lunch because I think we were avoiding this part because

we're so scared. We're scared of the consequences. And there's a new twist for the maker. I got a crush on Mrs. Schumacher. Oh, oh, dude, I love her. I want a knocker socks off, literally. More like Mrs. Smoke Show, good grief. Ha, ha, ha.

Okay, so here's the thing. Anytime I've been at any sort of school event, dinner, I'm just talking about my own personal experience, it's always been like a huge pot of spaghetti because it's the cheapest thing you can produce at scale. I'm not saying that's what we have to do. The PTO meeting a big spot of spaghetti. PTA, not PTO. What do you think of? PTA? I'm off. This is a big PTA meeting? A big PTA meeting. A big ZD, that sort of like covers everybody's bases.

Yeah, like that's pretty good. I got stuff to show or show. Oh, that's fun. That's a who. Aside of meatballs, those small meatballs. Yeah. So that if you have a baked sea or stuff shells, you can have the meatballs in the sauce and people who don't eat meat don't have to have it.

Yeah. That's actually great. I just got a transmission. Oh, breakfast for dinner, pancake, pancake party. She's gonna be so mad, God. You see me to be too mad? That's like, so that's too wild for the meeting. That's like, this is all these are all serious.

I forgot about the point of fun. It's a little funny, you get some bacon. I'm just thinking, I like this. If I'm a serious adult, I have a kid that's going to this school. And I'm involved in the PTA. You're serving me fucking pancakes. You're right. You're right.

I was too crazy. What was the sort of thing for me? For me, as a shoemaker, it's like, I do like to have fun. And then loosens up. Yeah. Next thing we know, it's like doing the worm and stuff. Next thing you know, I'm between our legs. And you're like, what do I do now?

What's next? Help. Hello. Is there, okay. Hello, hello. Is there a straight up just burgers play? Like, you know, we just load up the grill with some burger patties and, hey, you know what, it's a make your own burger bar.

And you know who's on the grill? The fucking PE teacher? And he's a fucking grill man. Matt, I love this. That's what he loves to do on the weekend. He loves to fire up his smoker. He loves to just like go out and do the grill stuff back in the service.

And then you're like, I don't see any service for this guy. You're just stolen valid. He's like claiming. He'll ask a lot of good men out there in Iraq. So wait a minute. I have an alternate, I have a pitch. We were talking about it before.

Let's just get everything all the possibilities out on the table. I feel like maybe a Mediterranean food has enough for everybody where everybody can eat any- Bob's. A chicken concovina falafel. Yeah, like that's like he covers everybody's base. Everyone likes it. Bob's.

The problem is the P T cherries like he's like. Yeah, it's going to be why. He was giving a flashback to you. Experiencing didn't have. Yeah, fucking they shut the stick up as that. didn't have. Yeah. Fucking they shut the stick up as that. I was working at Walgreens.

It's time he said he was. He was in the great race. I think I'm back. Matthew. I think Kosta might be the safest moves. Kosta is the safest. Is it the best? I don't know, but I mean, it's,

it's very safe. When Jacob said stuff, Shell, that really did sort of speak to me. That was fun. It was really nice, like heightened alternative to that. Because everyone's expecting, like, I'll go get some sort of podcast. I bet it's gonna be pasta.

Yeah. And then you go, there's like, oh, stuff shell. Yeah, yeah, I don't make this home. Side of meatballs. Garlic bread. Side of meat balls. Side of meatballs is a tough shell. I want it to, listen brother.

From the bottom of my heart. There's nothing more on the other hand. It's nothing more than I want for there to be. I tried of meatballs. Look, I'm thinking, oh, we got to figure out

and make it happen together, man. We got to put our nuggets together. I'm thinking of big, those big, like kind of pressure cookery pots that have meatballs in the sauce. Okay, so I've had that experience at Boy Scouts, which is just like, hey, we gotta fucking crop pot meatballs.

Built with meatballs and like a really simple sauce. There, you can just use the same marinara you're using the soft shells. So I think there's something there. I just needed, I'm glad we figured it out. Maybe, maybe. I know we're worried about leftovers earlier. When he sees us, no meatballs out there right now.

Yes. Maybe we could save a little bit of money since we're having green salad on Friday. We could just have a little extra and we got the same green salad ranch dressing as our salad. That's key. they're not gonna Know it's love to sell that no last. Hey, that's a great reveal. Yeah, miss you may you know your salad. It's quite good

Guess what bitch. It's from yesterday I'll split those legs table for one. I'm unsatisfied with the meal and with this. No money for the food. I should have one of you guys do it man. What I volunteer. Just imagining someone going down on you after a huge shells and stuff shells. Oh man, I ate so many meatballs. I was a hungry hungry hippo in there.

The acid reflux. The real truth of the matter is, Susser's gonna show up and eat most of the food you eat. You're can go here. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I heard there were meatball. I think garlic bread too. I think we have to have the bread. We have to have the garlic bread. Again, maybe we can have some, we can find a way for that that's seated earlier in the week. It's leftover product. The other thing we gotta have,

we gotta have some sort of dessert. I don't know if we're gonna have, well, we could have a little too, but I guess that's where, do we spend our budget on a little wine? I was gonna say maybe like some wine or, you know, some coffee, like two hot pots, a decaf and a, you know, in a regular if you want that. But if we got a coffee, are they gonna want something sweet?

Are they gonna want like some cobbler or something? I got the answer. Yeah. And you guys, I think you're gonna love this. Cheesecake Bites. That's really good. It's pretty good. A tray of cheesecake bites from like Costco or like smart and final or something, you know, it's like it's not that much.

You're not feeling, you're not feeling too bad after you just ate like 30 people. I have chocolate. Yeah. Right. Exactly. A little bit of variety. Everyone's like, Oh, not my favorite, but I don't want to I'm not trying to bump the table on this. Exactly. It's a good option. It's you tell the tearing. And I said that you guys are going to love it. So you have to like it. No, I think that's great. Dang. I'll work for it. I'll work. I'll I'll do some interior work to like it more.

I'll work for it. I'll work. I'll do some interior work to like it more. Well, Mrs. Shoemaker. I'm stuffed in more ways than one. Did somebody say I'll stuff her shell Makeers all on board with all of this For the children, Mack kids for the fucking kids I saw in the reflection of Emma's glasses that she's updating her resume. He's like, get me outta here. This fucking suck.

That LinkedIn just loading. Yeah. She just did a docu sign for a new gig. All right, chicken nuggets Monday, Taco Tuesday, Wednesday we're having turkey meatloaf, Thursday we're, we're taking a trip to the oriental we're having a, a little bit of a orange chicken Friday. We are having pizza slash fish sticks and Saturday

for the PTA dinner, shells, a big shell, stuff shells, mom, monster, a side of meatballs. Mown. Mown. Green salad. Mown. Garlic bread and Mrs. Shoemaker is content.

Wow, what did we did it? I did it pretty fun honestly. It was honestly pretty fun. Yankee hotel hot dog. Nice job with this month's DoeScore dosage. And you know, because it was on Saturday, I think it's allowed that it was like a little horny, because it was like after school.

You know what I mean? Well, it has to be allowed, because Mitch just dared hit her pussy. That's so weird. That did make it so weird. It was so weird. Yeah, it's so weird. Sunday, Vegas wedding between shoot,

Mrs. Shoemaker and myself. Wow. We were all invited. Oh, okay. So, sir, call us in. What would the meal be for that too? Yeah, all right. Get some crab legs up there.

Any objections? I object. PE teacher. That's nice. They deserve each other. They deserve each other. Well, I don't know, Suster personally, but you'll have to let me know what he thinks of what we did.

He'll, yeah, he will 100% report back. He will give us a full evaluation. So, sir, let me on that. I don't want him having my email yet. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Matt Jacob, the podcast is Expo Expos A. You have food ideas.

He's speaking about food. New food just drops. Oh. Expo Expos A is the podcast. Ty, people can listen to it wherever, is it on a specific platform? No, it's on, it's in the E-Rolls presents feed, so search E-Rolls presents in whatever podcast app you like,

and it'll be there starting. The first one just came out on the 11th, and they're running for four weeks after that, so check that out. Yeah, we went to Rept expo. We went to an anime one, boats and tattoos and it was all a lot of fun and it was a very great, it was great to watch my boy cook. You, these people, they loved him. They loved coming up to Jake. That's so, that's awesome. Yeah, I hope people enjoy it and, you know, throw me a bone and

fucking tune in, you know, I bring it up the calendar here and the 11th was this past Friday. So the first episode just came out as of this episode's release. I got four of them and you're going to remind us one more time though the four conventions you're going to. Reptile, anime, boat and tattoo. Check it out. Two of the funniest dudes. Thanks so much for coming up to you guys.

That's, that's a, there are well. There were some people that were like, no thanks. Absolutely not. No, but thanks for having us guys as always. to you guys. I mean, that's, that's a. There are, well, there were some people that were like, no, thanks. Absolutely not. No. But thanks for having us, guys, it's always a blast. Thank you, it's my God of voice. Amongst the doughboys, true podcast royalty.

So I appreciate you. Please. Let us throw this out there. Yeah, and don't sue us for the five forks thing on our show. It'd be good for the PR. Go ahead. Mr. Ginsburg, I guess. Our lawyer, Lev Ginsburg.

Okay. Who's told us not to say his name on the podcast. That's why I said Mr. G, I guess. Our lawyer, Lev Ginsburg. Okay. Who's told us not to say his name on the podcast? That's why I said Mr. Ginsburg. Yes, and then you clarified. I clarified his full name. Guys told you not to mention me on the podcast. Also, what do you think with fish sticks? Oh no!

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