Doughboys - Unlocked! Shockdoughbooerdeath: Doughschord Doughcision: Candy Corn Power Hour with Marisa Pinson

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Unlocked and free for all! Marisa Pinson (On Brand) joins the 'boys to talk vasectomies, vegetarianism, and mattress guys before diving into a Candy Corn Power Hour, during which they must eat a piece of candy corn every minute for an hour.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet more like this PLUS ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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of frights and bites! I'm the murder boy, Nick Weiger along with a spoon wolf man Mike Mitchell podcast bad Not very wolf manny, but very very funny. That was a Frankenstein. That's great. It's Frankenstein Yeah, thank you one of the other classic monsters Mitch, you know speaking of all things Goulish you have been Swing the pendulum in the opposite direction. You've been a little church boy recently. I've brought this up before we started. I've been to church the last few weeks. That's great. I love it. Well, I was getting too spooky on the podcast.

I had to balance it out with a nice, a couple of nice Saturdays of church. Saturdays. It's empty. You know what that you're going to church free wafers. And at about the free wafers. I'll take it on two. Just happy. This guy was. You can't have four characters. Front, side, back, other side. And then you can just take it off if you want. I've got five wafers. I'm not eating wafers all the time.

This was my attempt at like, this is like a 90s guy who like just heard about rap or something. I feel like. So I was hat guy, yeah. Well, that's like an archetype for a while. That was like, oh, we've got the stuffy white guy. That was bullworth. That's the stuffy white guy you found out about rap.

And now he's doing a weird, you know, practice. It's like a Trump thing, right? Can you believe this guy is president? It's kind of that. That's always like every, he's running for president, I think. I think he puts out a hit on himself. Casey may remember this, he's a movie, dude. But he puts out a hit on himself. Casey may remember this. He's a movie dude, but he puts out a hit on himself. He nodded.

And he never, I've never seen him. Oh my God. Oh, he was nodding me. Oh, they're talking to me. I only remember the music video. Not movie. Yeah, I don't think it's good. But he's like a, I think he's a senator who puts out a hit on himself

because he's suicidal and then is just like, fuck it, I'm gonna be myself and is introduced to like hip hop culture as part of that or that's like a thing. And so- Get a superstar, the song is from that movie. Yeah, and so he starts to, I think he's using, he parls that in a presidential campaign and there's like,

maybe I don't wanna kill myself. It's one of those fucking things. It's no Dave. Dave is better? Dave is 100% better. Really, I thought Bullworth was the one that was people love. But there's a thing, because it's Warren Bady and it's kind of trying to, it's like, oh, it's got a little edge to it, people are like, oh, Bullworth,

that's the steamed version, but Dave is way the fuck better. Wow. Dave is great. Dave is great. Also, you're dressed like a minion, we should address that. Yeah, I'm talking about that yet. You're doing this to your audience. You're just going to be me for doughboys. You're're dressed like a minion. We should address that. Yeah, I'm talking about it yet. You're doing this to your audience. You're just gonna be me for doughboys.

And you're dressing up like a minion finally. I have a, I have my minion body suit, which I felt appropriate for today's theme to just sort of like be, you know. Look, this is not a food that I am excited to eat at all. I'm actually pissed off, but. Who isn't pissed off? Who's dream is it to eat 60 pieces of candy corn?

Yes, right. Well, I don't know, maybe our guest is into it, but I do feel like a minion, like it's minion vibes to be just like that, you know, fucking greedy and that gluttonous about a sugary treat. So I thought that would work. And I'm also wearing a Gute Toma headband and Mitch,

you know, I met a lot of the Jeopardy writers in the picket line. This was a gift from one of the Jeopardy writers, Michelle Loud, who was an absolute treat to walk the line with. Wow. Isn't that nice? What is a very sweet story?

What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? What is a very sweet story? She sees me wearing on this podcast and like give it back. I can't wait to, I can't wait to, by the way,

I can't wait to tell my dietician when they're like, I don't have one yet. But if they're like, what do you have breakfast? I'm like 60 piece to candy corn. That's fucking disgusting. Mitch, you were having, let's give yourself some credit. You were having some mango. We walked in with a big old cup of mango.

That's, I got mango on the bottom of his pineapple and then that's church wafer. Is that hickama? Is that some untouched hickama? No, that is coconut. Oh, you don't like the coconut? I was eating it. No, I do like it.

It's just, it's a tougher. It's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. Is it fibrous? It's a lot of cheese. A lot of cheese. It is a lot of cheese. A lot of cheese.

A lot of cheese. Church has been nice. I just, it's been therapeutic. That's great. I'm glad you've been enjoying it. It balances out the scare. What religion are you? I'm Catholic. Oh nice. Do you do bells? Uh, what does that mean? I don't know. Don't see people bang on bells. Oh, like, like, yeah, no, they ring like a bell and shit in there. I don't know. Well, you're up in the cocktail and like, ringing the bell, right? I'm not a fucking quasi-borrow. I also don't know this, like, the gospel

according to John or his appalled, does anyone, does anyone count? Is he a marty? You're the one going to church, huh? Then when you do this and then you do that. Oh, yeah, there's a Catholic thing, I don't know exactly. Like, I see everyone doing it, I just kind of, I don't know what to do.

You pick it up. I was confirmed. I went I just kind of don't know what to do. You pick it up. I was confirmed. I went to confirmation. I'd forget what this one is. But I sent you a pick of a TikTok nun. I was like saying, like, I was like, it was like, who says, living in the Convert can't be fun. She was like dancing to like a Megan Trainor song

or something like that. But I was like, this should be Mrs. Mitchell. That would be the ultimate Catholic move, brewing a nun. That would, I mean, her sex life would be good because you'd be abstaining. Our guest today has a, has a new podcast called On Brand with John and Marissa.

Marissa Pinson is back. Marissa, thank you so much for making time for us. What a pleasure to be here. I was saying earlier, I got the call from the Doe Boys to me. It's like the bad signal. Wow. And we very much was a bad signal because I texted you yesterday. Yeah. When the Doe Boys call, mom answers. Let's just say this answers. This has been a chaotic week. We're recording this like basically a lot of shit is a lot of moving pieces, Mitch. And I think it's because of the... Because of the...

With a live show coming up, the writer's guild strike has just resolved the sag after a strike is like, you're about to go back in the room. Sag is about to go with the ATM and PDP. So like a lot has been scattered for the both of us. So this all came together very, very great. Why is it the deal?

I'm pro deals, great deal. But I, but I, you're very, very excited about it. Here's my only fear about the deal. And it's going to be in the sad contract. Success based ridges residuals is a scary word to me. Is that OK to, to, to sail out? It's voice. Well, you can say whatever the hell you want. Success based residual.

I don't think you physically can say it. I think you can, like, leave it, you say it. I'm scared of that, Lord. I think it's one of those things where, regardless of what the current terms are, a big part of it is just getting a baseline and a contract that can just be, you know, iterated upon in future deals. So we'll see.

That's good. I think it was great. Hey man, congrats to you too. And this guy was there basically every single fucking day. God bless you. It's the truth. I was too. Yeah, church to attend.

Marissa, we had with Dave near on the podcast. You're lovely, you're lovely spouse. What a guy. One of our favorite guests, you're both two you're lovely spouse. One of our favorite guests, you're both two of our favorite guests. You wanted to correct the record about an anecdote that you shared with him. Yeah, he told the story,

he told the story about submitting his seamen sample post-posectomy. The way the information unrolled to me is I texted him after his appointment. So he got of a sectomy, she was very nervous about it. As he mentioned, they ripped the tape off the tip of his penis.

He was very sad. And then you go back in a few weeks later, they make sure the semen has no little spirmies in it. So I texted him after the appointment and I said, oh, how to go. And he said, it was okay. I had to top it off. And to me that meant,

like sometimes that happens when you do a urine sample where they're like, oh, it's not enough. Can you try to pee out a little more? And you're like, okay. And then I said, oh, it wasn't not enough. And he said, it just looked a little low. That's what he texted back to me. So me, his wife, I'm home, taking care of the kids while he's cranking off in the bathroom.

Okay. He goes to his appointment because it has to be fresh. So he cranks off in a little cup. He's very thrown by getting it in the cup. I hear all about that. Okay. He cranks off. Again, I'm taking care of the kids.

He goes to the appointment. It's probably a 15 minute drive. He takes it out of the bag. It looks a little low. He goes into the bathroom and he cranks off again. Yeah. We were saying that the refraction period of that is the lightning speed with this guy. Yeah. Wow. You can do back to back. Wow. If you want to do it,

you want to double? You want to double? Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow. Back. All right. We'll see. You guys all, you duck off and then see who can come again. It might be for, Nick and I might be never again. Yeah. That was it. Last load. I want to hear an outweighs present last load. Okay.

Just dust from here on out. That's a great guy. He's great. That's so opposite of the doughboys double to do it. To be able to do a double like that is. Yeah, it's very stern. It is very Howard's. It's very hard to banish him to the bathroom.

The bathroom's not sexy. Yeah, you're right. Well, what are you supposed to do? Look at that. Oh, I'm gonna jack off to this fucking bar of soap. We're gonna do it in there. I show you like a couple of showers. Great question.

I do jack off in the shower. David, it's fucking Mori povich to your ass. I'm like a couple of showers. Great question. I do jack off in the shower. Ha ha ha. David, it's fucking mori povich to your ass. But I fucking go and load it. With what? What magazine? You nominate your magazines? I eliminate my mags.

Okay, good. David is so horny. He could like, I remember one time we were making ice cream, like in a little ice cream machine. Yeah. And the way that the ice cream, as it was solidifying, was kind of like forming almost like a crease. And he was like, man, that crease, like honestly, a line,

like a, like a, a parenthesis could get him, a job of him. I'm not kidding. This guy. Like the binding of a book. The binding of a book. Wow. If he sees any like two, any two sides meeting in the middle to create some kind of, he, he just sees tits. He's like, he's a book. The binding of a book. If he sees any like two, any two sides meeting in the middle

to create some kind of, he, all he just sees tits, he's like, he's a maniac. He never, he never, he's a gentleman. So we should say that first. Yeah. And, and, and, and, Christian boy. He's a good Christian boy.

He never, he never, we know, we, we know plenty of horny. Well, because you know like the horny like creepy guy, but there's different sort of like horny like, like you know, horny wife guy is a different kind of guy. Yeah. Horny wife guy like that character. Yeah. He should have auditioned with that for SNL.

Yeah. Instead of honestly, you know who he put on his SNL tape? Macy Gray. Wow. In what world does he play? Macy Gray. If he can do the voice. I can see it being a thing of white. Can't do the voice. Yeah, so it's like the contrast between the voice and the what he looks like. Yeah, yeah. That's it. That was on there. He can do it. He can do that really well.

I'm pretty I'm I'm I put on my. Oh no, it's the green goblin. I'm pretty I'm I'm I'm I put on my oh no it's the green goblin like That's it's true That's a deep stuff with green gum. Well, that's that's a deep cut us on who has no refraction area Let's talk a little bit about because we don't remember the movie. She says, I don't know. It's the green goblin. She never said that.

She is before. It's funny because she's performing a song in a what is it? It's just New York City for Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. And it's not I try to walk. It's like some other like a yeah, I think it's a different song. I think it's like a Spider-Man soundtrack song. And then the Green Goblin comes,

starts starting to be one of skeletons. Wow. You've seen Spider-Man one. I try to stay away from this guy. I'm gonna be a big fan of the real. Let's talk a little bit about eating meat because we are in the spookiest of months and you are, you know, was one of our prominent vegetarian guests, but recently you and Dave both have been eating a little bit of flesh. Talk about breaking shoes.

Wow. This is huge. You know what my first meat I ate after 15 years in an out burger. Wow. So, did you guys decide we're gonna break this? You know what, he did it and then he kind of peer pressured me into doing it, but I was feeling like a little, well, maybe I just don't care. I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Sure, yeah. I'm like, I feel like my hell, I'm like a little tired. I feel like maybe nutritionally I'm not getting as much protein as I need or as much iron as I need. My iron levels were low, blah, blah, blah. And I just don't care as much about a chicken. I don't know. Yeah, I just like have more compassion.

Yeah, no, I understand. I'm having compassion, maybe compassion fatigue. When you have children, it's like all my compassion is going to them. And I'm like, chop a fucking chicken set off. Yeah. I sometimes, you know, and I've gone back and forth with eating meat. You want a whole year? I want a whole year just fully, fully vegetarian and I have had stretch.

I mean, I'm still like, I'm not eating pork at all and I've really reduced my red meat consumption. Have you had a dogless bun since eating meat again? No, I have not. Because that's the sort of thing, what's the point of having just a bun when a hot dog is available? But my big thing is that I think of just how badly

our world treats people, and people are a higher priority for me than animals, and maybe a future generations will see that as like problematic. But like I still like, the times when I feel less conflicted about eating meat are the times when I'm like, well shit, we gotta like, I care more about the person working in the slaughterhouse who is work laboring under awful, you know, working conditions than like a cow. So yeah, you only have a certain capacity of compassion. And if to care about people, I mean, you're a person, well, now you like a cow. So, yeah. You only have a certain capacity of compassion. And to care about people, I mean, you're a person,

well, now you're a minion. You care about minions, right? That totally makes sense. I totally get that. Yeah. But how did that end up burger hit? Oh boy, it hit real good. Wow.

It hit real. And also I was eating a lot of impossible and beyond. I started to get a little dubious, dubious, might use that word right? I got a little dubious of the nutritional benefits of the process. They have a little process. For sure, yeah.

Fake meat and I'm like, is this, is this really gonna be like meeting those nutritional needs? The in and out burger, Darius say it's slapped. Wow. And you know burger boy. Oh yeah. It was real good. Yeah. I guess I had a burger yesterday, which is not a surprise. I'm Andre Highland. Great guy. I went to Andre. And we went to... I heard of my dinner with Andre, but my lunch with Andre. Now we're talking. We're doing the Breaker. That's next. Breakfast.

Now we're talking. We've been the Breaker. That's next. Breakfast. We went to Astro Burger. I think we go to Astro Burger. We went to like the, it's kind of like, it's very much a dive. The Astro Burger that's still like a sit down restaurant.

Oh yeah, yeah. You know the one by the line. So Astro Burger kind of a local chain. And it's like, it's burgers, but it's also like a Greek Mediterranean restaurant. Yeah, yeah. I had a cheeseburger club. How was that?

It was fucking good. Wow, it was a lot of fun. Wow. Does that have like many buns? It's like a club sandwich? It's like a club sandwich with a cheeseburger on it. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's fucking good.

It's good as hell. Yeah, that's great. That's good as hell. That's surprisingly because I didn't know if like, coming back Thank you. Yeah, that's what I'm getting. It's good as hell. Yeah, that's great. That's good as hell. That's surprising because I didn't know if like coming back to meet would be, by the way, the sleep guy called. I was talking about my sleep issues before we started. Yeah, you need to take a break. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're alive, interesting. That's what people want to know. Is the sleep guy doctor sleep?

I was thinking about this. In the Freddie world, wouldn't it be fun to have a hero who has sleep apnea? Oh, that's a great idea. That's great representation. He doesn't dream. He doesn't dream. So he's like, I can help you guys out. You know what I mean?

Just pass yourself. Get a big guy in there with sleep apnea. All right, get this out. Team, team, stop falling. Get a get a big guy in there with sleep out. I get this. Team stop. I'm gonna be the 40 year old guy. I want a young Mitch to do it. So whoever the young new Mitch is, who's the young Mitch? Who's the who's the Mitch junior and Holly?

Who's the Mitch junior and Holly? I don't know. Finn Wolfhard. I think Finn Wolfhard might be the young miss. You will be. That is who they'd cast as the guy with sleep apnea like some young lean hunk. Yeah, they would not cast a big guy. It's not weight related.

No, no. I'm. Oh, hey, Nick, since you're from SoCal, tell me if this means anything to you. Seely, Serta, Spring Air, Sterns and Pastor Mirilux, Chatham and Wells. 100%. Yeah. I mean anything to you. I does actually mean something to me. Okay, cool.

I've been here for 20 years now. That was it. And was that commercial still air? I remember that from being like, you know, you memorized commercials from your childhood. Yeah, yeah. That's my favorite party trick. Seely served a spring air

Stern's and Pastor Mirilux, Chatham and Wells. I'm impressed that you can do it like that. I can learn it. There's a couple good California ones. There's no you won't get a lemon. I wouldn't have got a lemon. Yeah, yeah. At Toyota of orange. You know why? Because I think LA is just a magnet for talent. Yeah. So the best jingle writers in the all the nation

came here to become rock and roll stars. That makes sense. I think there's also an element of the, there are people who are like, I'm out in LA and now I want to be the local celebrity because that's just sort of the culture. Because there was a guy, I remember Cal Worthington, I don't remember Cal. Go see Cal. Go see Cal.

And he's like his whole thing, he owned a dealership. I don't know if you remember that. Yeah, he was like, do the big cowboy has like, I'm Cal Worthington, he was like, I'm a big larger than life character, like a local weatherman, sort of type, you know, but I'm doing this because I'm the dealership guy who wants to be my own commercials.

There's all sorts of that shit. Yeah, it does seem like an LA. That's super fun. Yeah, people are insane. Well, that's the perfect level of fame. Yeah. Commercial. Wait, what?

That's the perfect level of fame. I think that's the, I think GoSea Cal. You know, in a car dealership, you were a big cowboy hat. You have a song everyone knows. I think that's the perfect level of fame. Yeah, what's that? You want to be more famous than that. Leo DiCaprio went a song everyone knows. I think that's the perfect level of fame. You wanna be more famous than that. Leo DiCaprio went a little too far. I think he did, I think he did.

I don't wanna be that famous, but the thing I feel like a good level of fame is like, that people don't know you. Like that, like a- Not famous at all. Yeah, I guess not famous at all. Like podcast hosts. Yeah, I guess podcasting hosts. Who's podcast host. Yeah, I guess podcasting host.

Who's the guy who does, you're killing me Larry. Oh, yeah, that's another mattress commercial. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, we got to get into the DoeScore dosage. What mattress is hard to sell at some point? I think the thing is because it's a once a decade purchase. They want to be like, they want to market the hell out of themselves.

So when you make that major decision, you go to them. It's deep in the amygdala, yes, for sure. So yeah, I think that is... But I don't want to go to a wacky guy, in that sense. I mean, I don't want to go, I don't want to hit up the wacky mattress man. Like I want the guy, I was like,

hello, you're gonna sleep right now. I want like a distinguished guy. Hi, I'm Ted here for a Ted's mattress. The most well-rested man in town. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, you might. Yeah, you might. Is it going to be like, my name is Ted, I'm bed Ted

because my name rhymes with bed. I don't do that. I'm not wack. I'm a normal guy. Come by my mattresses. See, it might mean just you doing it, but I think that this guy's a psycho. Oh, I'll help you sleep real good. We gotta do this Doascorn decision.

This is for Shocked. This is bad. This is really bad, but we gotta start it because it's literally going to take an hour and we have a shout out to Emma and shout out to a Gabriel's for loaning us the High and Mighty podcast, Power Hour Graphic, which we are using for our own purposes in here.

We did not change the branding. It is for High and Mighty. Here is the pitch. for our own purposes in here. We did not change the branding, it is for I and Mike. Yeah. Here is the pitch. This is from Davrims in the DoeSquarter. D Abrams, Davrims, however you say your name, if you wanna know, if you, here's the thing for anyone who's submitting a dosage in.

If you include the pronunciation of your handle, we will do our best, but if not, I'm just gonna take a guess at it. Also, Davrims, right? Also, Davrims, a big fuck you for this, yeah. We're unhappy. I don't need this. I was thinking a candy corn power hour

for some that would be a dream, others a nightmare. For me, it's certainly a nightmare. I'm not happy about this. No, it's a dream for no one. Who is this a dream for? I think some candy corn freaks. There are some around there. About 60 pieces of candy corn. This is just kind of, I think, candy corn freaks. There are some around there. About 60 pieces of candy corn.

This is just kind of, I think, this split, if you're a sugar candy person or like a chocolate candy person. Right, yes. And where do you lie? I mean, I think it was 60 M&Ms. I feel like I could do M&Ms. I could dream with like, with no pain.

Six M&Ms would be fun. Do we pivot to 60 M&Ms? Where's the mill? We could do, like, peanut M&Ms, that would be great. It would take a few more. You'd never feel better. Yeah, that'd be too easy You would do anything you want. You'd never feel better. Yeah, that'd be too easy. Yeah.

All right. I don't want three pieces of candy core. I mean, like, I'm eating a piece of candy core to every Halloween is nice. We also should have done, you know how we, like, Gabriel's will do the shots. Yeah. We should have had the pumpkin candy core

and that would have been funny. Oh, for like the milestones. Those are big though. Those are probably twice as big. Yeah. We could have, I mean, you could text Amelia see if she wants to go run some out and maybe we'll get somebody. Yeah.

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Oh, I like either. You guys are both. I love my priests. You guys are both testing candy corn. That feels like kind of pretty well covered ground, right? That's true. We're testing candy corn. Oh my goodness.

What is this pulling something out? I'm gonna do a corn power. Oh my goodness. What is this pulling something out? I'm gonna do a corn power. Oh my God. So I'm gonna eat a corn. I'm gonna eat a piece of corn every minute for an hour. And I think this would be interesting to see like who feels better after the hour. Yeah, right.

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Zero do we oh we do do we want now? Yes? This is the first one I'm gonna start into my corn You know I don't know I don't like it already Not bad. I was expecting you're talking to my corn? You know what I mean? Not bad. I don't like it already. Not bad. I was expecting worse than I was like, that's great. It's been so long since I've had one of these.

Oh my God, that's, that's, is very strong smell. It really does. You forget how much is a can of corn to smell. This is actually like a room. Is almost, almost torturous in the way that, like I'm eating candy corn, smelling real corn. Yeah. I mean, I love, I could like drink that.

The corn juice. Corn. I could drink corn juice. You never drink corn juice? Sometimes I do. I do. Okay. There's a weird, the weird taste went down like one.

You know what? Sometimes you get like a strong taste down like. Oh, yeah. Oh. A strong taste down one one, you know what? Sometimes you get like a strong taste down like one. Whole. A strong taste down one whole whole whole whole. How many calls have been in there? We've been saying, you mean like you're not strong, you're eyeball.

One of the holes in my throat. Okay. Not your windpipe. Yeah, yeah. They're breaking down into two holes, right? We got the dongle in the middle, breaking up. Here we go. It's time for another, okay. This is bad. These are, well, you know it, we got the dongle in the middle, breaking up, here we go. It's time for a note, okay.

This is bad, these are, well you know what, we looked at the nutrition content before. Um, 15 pieces of candy corn are 110 calories. The sugar is a little out of control. It's so sugary, but the thing is I, you know what's crazy, we talked about this, it's like drinking two cans of coke. Yeah, it's, which would not be, like that would be like a normal thing a lot of people do. And it just reminds you how much sugar is in the

fucking soft drinks we consume regularly. Yeah, that's one Coke and a refill at a restaurant. The, here's what I was gonna say. I have not had one of these in probably 20 years. More than that, maybe. I use, I did like these as a little kid. And then once I was a teenager, like these are gross and sweet and processed.

And now it was like, I'm in an opinion costume, how do you feel? Coming back to him, I was like, you know what, this kind of just tastes like solid frosting, and it's not terrible in that sense. That's a good solid frosting is kind of a good call. This is kind of a weird piece. I'm gonna do a real one.

Do you have a favorite part of the candy corn? Like the little white tip is kind of fun to nibble off? I find that to be fun. When I think of actually eating it, it's like it kind of disgusts me. When I think of the actual like, do the different components have different flavors? I don't know. But yeah, I don't, I usually just eat one of these bad boys whole.

I don't like, maybe I'll dissect the next one. What? You'll dissect it? Well, maybe I'll like eat it portion by portion. Little white tip I've heard that before. White? I'm not gonna lot of sleep. Not certain things are

circling well. Nice orange shaft and the sweet yellow base. All right, time for another I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

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Nice. And then I had a side of some strawberries and mango. A little, little fruit cup. I was eating something. I'm not going to go and I came in. Oh. Yeah. Mango's great.

I, my fruit cart man, who's great. He's on, he's right. He's a, he's, I shouldn't give the location, should I? You can give it, do you, do you know his name? No. I do. I have a local, yeah, we have some local fruit cart people. I love the fruit cart people. That's a really, really, really, really, really,

makes me seem like a bad guy. I didn't mean, I'm sorry for bringing, I forgot asking that, I put you on the spot. It's not, there are a lot of people I transact with regularly that I haven't learned their names. So, yeah, Victor. Yeah, Victor, Victor sounds cool. That's a thing I don't,

don't worry, it's just not near, it's near Marshall High School. Don't. Okay. Sorry, sorry you can't go wide. Restore building near Marshall High School. Okay, I'm trying to get an indication. Um, he's got the, he look, he does the, I do, I get the mango in the pineapple. Mm-hmm.

And then he does, he does a, what's it called? The tahine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he does chameau. And then he can do some spicy, a little spicy on there. And then he covers it all in lime juice. A lot of it's great. And I don't think it's, I don't know where it is in the country,

which parts of the country have this, like these fruit cart vendors that have this particular, you know, south of the border, like sort of fruit salad you can make fresh, but it is awesome. It's great. Are we getting another one coming up? Rissa, you like those fruit salads?

Oh, I love those fruit salads. I think those are great. And I think the addition, so I'm going to have a little piece of corn. I think the addition of acid, like lime. Right point. Makes sweet stuff, which is like interesting with this, because like if you're making lemonade,

that's a probably more sugar that goes into a couple lemonade than in this, but the lemon juice kind of counteracts it. So can you squirt like a lime on your candy corn? I wonder if that might cut the acid a little bit. I mean, cut the sweetest little bit. I wonder what would happen. Not the little shake of some heat.

That probably would be the worst. I think we should pour some milk into the bowl, a base. Oh, God. A little cereal. Fuck. Here's the thing, I'm drinking this liquid death, which has like berry flavor, and the berry flavor is like just completely neutralized

by how sweet the candy corn, like it this doesn't, this tastes like, like you get a little hint of berry taste in that now with the candy corn is like it's nothing Well, did you look at the can because it's actually a HBO's berry flavor? This look this is our this is already bad this is already bad and we're a tenth of the way through this is number seven to sixty I might thought is like is this one that's just gonna be like throw up This is already bad. This is already bad and we're a tenth of the way through. This is number seven to 60. I might thought it was like, is this one that's just gonna make me like throw up?

I could see myself puking at someone. You can definitely stop before you puked. That's cool. No. No. We won't stop. We didn't stop before I puked in a regular power hour film. What I did, wins it with last one.

Well, you can know the one you could tell that your body was like shutting down. Right, but on high and mighty, those were ones and the first few times I did it, I did the alcohol. I committed to that and was doing the doing all the beer and doing the shots. And that was too much. And then I pivoted to a few different things. They did Baja blast last year. I did mushroom gravy a couple years ago. That was the process. That was discussed. Yeah. Yeah. But either that much quantity of anything,

I think, kind of drives you mad, especially with the regularity of doing it one every minute on the... I think the power hours are fun. And if someone to ask me to do one like this weekend, I probably would. But we get another one coming up. This is actually is bad.

Yeah, this sucks. You got two cans of corn in front of you. Two spoons. Just waiting for you. I'm gonna see if I can make it to 20 before I pivot to corn. Um, here's my, here's the thing about the fruit cart vendor. I'm gonna tell you what at eight, what it tastes like already. I just taste like I'm eating crayon. Oh, fuck. I kind of hate that you put that in my head. I'm sorry. It does taste like that. It's like crazy I'm gonna ask you to switch back to hard frosting Right right hard frosting the the here's what I like about the fruit cart guy is that

Those have like a whole fucking mango and they got a big ass knife fucking chop the shit out of it the same thing I'm like, oh you want like you know Sometimes it'll be like a matter of like just pointing at the the five fruits you want I think I'm gonna honey do melons fucking chop the shit out of it Just like the knife work is so impressive. It's really cool. Yeah. Yeah. I guys he cuts him in the morning So you That's cool Rick Victor's cool

He's it's the best tasting fruit salad that I've ever had if you're doing it We got another one if you're doing it enough like, you probably have to do that just for, you know, comes out with, so give her a hand. Yeah, it's like almost like a little machete they chop it with. Yeah. That's cool. I hate this.

I really don't like it. I hate this more than I dislike this more than I dislike the chicken nugget power hour. That was nine. We've got nine. I know. 51 more to go. I mean, the fact that you started,

you came in here eating like sweet fruit. You did warn me about this. I was like, you needed like beef jerky and a string cheese before doing this. You need to be something savory. You're like now during this or something. Are you allowed to eat jerky during? I don't know, we don't have a ruling on that.

I think it's probably okay. I'm gonna say jerky. Am I supposed to do it? don't have a ruling on that. I think it's probably okay. I'm gonna say jerky. I'm gonna say jerky. I'm gonna say jerky. I'm gonna say jerky. I think that it will counter-oct. Yes, please, I'll have a piece of jerky, please. Is there anybody else want some jerky?

No, I'm okay right now. Thank you for offering. Thank you, Namo. I eat mine early, but. What is your, are you allowed? That's a part of me, it's like, yeah, can I eat 10 of them right now and I'm at 20? No, that's not how it works.

It's a game. No. This is tortures by making it go every minute, it sucks. I was listening, you ever listened to that podcast, hardcore history? There's an episode and it talks about this really interesting thing that happened in Germany. I forget exactly what it happened, I think it happened during the Reformation where basically this city state or the city kind of turned itself into

a city state. They rebelled from the German government at large, whatever, you know, whatever Austria, Hungary and Empire that was ruling them at the time. And they cloistered themselves inside. What a bummer to listen to your version of hardcore history. I kind of know the details. They cloistered themselves inside in this walled city and they started like, they were a hardcore religious sect. We got to eat another one that was like, we got to start like just, we all got to start

fucking basically. They like instituted plural marriage. And so this became this big thing, and the army came and like, you know, fucking went down on them hard, killed their leader, and then the, or one of their leaders was killed, and then the remaining ring leaders were brought out, and they were tortured to death. They were, they were putting cages,

and this cage is I think are still hanging outside the square in Germany where this happened. and they had to eat candy corn. Betty candy corn. No, it was a full hour. Each of them in turn was tortured to death for a full hour publicly. So they were like chain to this thing and then they were like, you know, using like hot hooks to like tear the flesh off of their bodies, um, gradually over. And if one of them passed out, they splashed water in their face to wake them up because they had to be conscious the entire time. Isn't that wild?

That's wild. Anyway, this is not that bad. That's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot. I don't know how much this helps. The turkey.

I will say that did like the, like the, like the, I read 12. Overly sweet taste in my mouth did go away for a minute, was that. What's that every said it? Well, honestly it might help. I'm worried about what your sleep doctor said. Maybe like he just, like got,

got some new lab results in and you need to like, you need to go to sleep right now. You need to go to sleep right now. What if he was like wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. And this is all a dream. Oh, whoa. I'm waiting, is a doctor Freddy Krueger That's why he's worried you're not sleeping

Yeah, he can't infiltrate. I've been watching the Freddy's yeah, I thought about going back and watching all the fresh Freddy's they're they're fun. I should do it It is fun because they are like you know silly movies, but he is like a child murderer. Yeah, kind of you know It's intent. It's an intense guy, you know. Well, that becomes... That becomes a mess of the characters. I think that's the way he just got ready. I'm ready, Krueger. He's intense.

It's like if you were trying to set him up with somebody and you didn't want to say that he's bad, I was like, this guy's ready. He's an intense guy. He's an intense guy. But he's passionate. He's passionate about what he loves.

Doesn't that kinda happen with everything though? It's like when something is so horrific, it's like 9-11 jokes, right? It's like when something is so horrific, at a certain point, we have to like, kind of take the piss out of it to make it adorable. And I think with an ongoing like horror franchise that happens often because it's like,

if Freddie was just, if everything was as ton tonally as as serious as how the franchise began, you know, if it doesn't engage in self-parity to a certain point, it just becomes overwhelming. He doesn't even say he doesn't even call anyone a bitch until the third or the other. Yeah, that's that's the third that's I know and that becomes like his thing. That's sad. You're going back for more beef. Yeah, I am. It is, it's honestly a little helpful. Yeah, I watched the third one the other night.

And maybe the best one of the princess. Yeah, that's a good one. I like four a lot too though. You guys ever dabble in like the old kind of campy. There's one called sleep away camp. That's a really good classic. Do you know that one? I've seen sleep away camp.

It's really good. I Camp that's a really good classic. You know that one? I've seen Sleep Away Camp. It was really good. I saw that as a kid. I just watched Bloomberg Party Massacre on Criterion. That's really fun. That's really fun. There's one I watched on the other night, April Fool's Day.

I don't know if that's a good one, but it's one I really remembered the tape in Blockbuster. Do you remember being in Blockbuster? And there's some tapes that are, they looked like, they were scary movies and you were a little kid, so it wasn't really your section to be looking. Yeah, yeah. You get a peek and something about the cover

would like really just, you'd stick in your brain forever. There was a movie that was called, we ended up watching called Street Trash. That was that. It's our go-to garnish. This is a great topic, because I just, I remember, remember the movie Dolls. It was like a Dolls, two empty, old sockets. Yeah.

That was one. There's one that was like kind of like a, well, the puppet masters are always scary to me. When I was, do I, because you know, that's when I was younger, I was afraid of small toys becoming a, right? Because you claim one of them moved, right? Yes, my Mickey moved. My Mickey moved.

There we go. That was kind of early on. Have you told that story recently? I feel like that was kind of early on. Have you told that story recently? I feel like that was kind of early on. That was early Doe Boys where I thought that my Mickey doll grabbed my arm. That was my reaction. That is like so stupid. Even for, I mean, how old were you? Were you like seven?

And maybe. Close to middle school. That's unbelievable. Work order the way down. I do think that puking is not out of the question. I think it could have happened. How are you doing with the corn? The corn's actually working great. I recommend switching to corn at any point. You shouldn't be. How are you doing with the corn? The corn's actually working great.

I recommend switching to corn at any point. You don't have to do this. Like, there's no prize for making it to the end. It's true. It's 60 nibblets of corn, you think? Like, is that like, that's probably like, maybe even a below average corn, right? That's probably like a serving of corn.

If you have like a little thing of. Half a cup is a serving, half a cup of corn. If you have like a little thing of... Half a cup is a serving. Half a cup of corn. How much is an half a cup? You don't have 60? I can't count niblets. Let's see how many are on my spoon. This is four.

I haven't got. Ah. This is four. I bet there's slightly fewer than 60 and a half a cup. So it's probably like a big serving of corn nibblets. Yeah, it might be a big serving. It's 60. But I mean, honestly, I could eat this whole can.

Yeah, way better than, no, I could absolutely eat in a whole can of corn. Yeah. You know what I'm gonna be upset more about that? It's the corn. You know what I'm gonna be more upset about this than my sleep doctor, Dr. Toonsy, my dentist. My dentist is Dr. Toonsy.

I know it sounds like a Roger Rabbit dentist. And we know he's in the discord. He's active. He's not gonna like that. They didn't actually eat 60 caracters. And they counted. They ate 58. Mitch actually has big teeth. What the fuck you would tell about my teeth?

Um, there we go. This is my first time being on like a camera. Is it really? Yeah, and I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

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I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm, really. No, because you were in here for our... It was for the Christmas session, but that was no video. There wasn't, this is like a full thing. When you watch these,

I kind of feel like I'm watching Chowd TV. I don't know what can be, I'm not saying anything can be done about that. It might just be the nature of the medium. There's a little bit. Chow TV. You are watching Chow TV. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, very much. Do we get it? Yeah, no, we get it. Do you do you? I'm not, I don't have no suggestions on how to remedy. It might just be, I don't know. This sucks. That one was really bad.

Number 18 was awful. This is bad. It says bad. This is really bad. I don't like it. I was like, this would be easy because I think I could eat 60 pieces of candy corn. And they're also kind of small.

Yeah. I think I do need more beef, honestly. This is pork beef though. It's pork beef. This is pork. Is it? Is it pork or is it a pork beef hybrid? I can feel that I can feel it sitting in my teeth.

Like I can feel it sitting in the crevices of my teeth. Yeah, teeth are getting a bit fuzzy. You look like you're gonna sneeze. You're gonna, hold the candy corn off. So you sneeze all the candy corn out of the bowl. No, I think I'm okay. I looked very much like you were about to sneeze. I was about to sneeze.

Are you allergic to candy corn? I don't know what's happening. I'm about to leave it in phalactic. Oh, man. Happy pen. Don't plant that in my head. All right, this is gonna be number 19 right now. Here we go.

That's too big. That's too big, I think. But I could just gotta eat it. That's a huge piece of candy corn. That's like how it's like council for two. I gotta say, the regular corn is sitting real well. Yeah, you're smart. Marissa smart.

And I heard it's my stomach. I think I found out. No. No, that's not how I can't be true. I think it's true. I love popcorn every time, I guess I do pour butter on it. And that hurts my stomach.

Popcorn, popcorn will give you the rumblies. I think you just can unconsciously eat way too much of it. Yeah, that's a good point. And the butter on top, yeah, if it's doused, do you douse it? I douse it. You do, when you go to the movie theater, do you get the butter in the different levels? What yikes would describe as a Peter North amount of butter?

Well, I think that's why popcorn may be hard food, I just... A can of simple corn, naturally sweet and crisp, no sugar added, no preservatives. But every time I go for it, I get the rumblies. Corn gets me the rumblies for whatever reason. Crazy. Are you like a corn on the side, sort of dinner at home? Yeah, I love corn on the side, I love corn on the cob. Yeah.

Corn on the side or corn on corn on the cob. Yeah. Corn on the side or corn on the cob. The two options. I'm gonna. You know, I might even do a sip. Wow. We just took a little hit of the corn juice from the pan. I kind of almost feels like like

Coke the way coconut water feels like kind of something that's meant to be drank. Yeah, sure. That's how I feel drinking this. You want to sip of corn juice? Should I open my own? I mean, if you open your own, I feel like you should also have some corn. Can you have a sip?

All right, thank you. That's nasty. That's nasty. That's nasty. That's nasty. That's nasty. That's nasty. That's nasty.

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My teeth, the teeth are the worst part of it. They might have to replace your teeth with candy corn. He'll be a freak. I'm reluctant to tell the story because I do fear that something horrible happened, but I got ghosted by my dentist. I had an appointment. I showed up. Yeah, let me look at those teeth. Pretty good. See you later. And that was it. Never saw you. No, we had an appointment and it'd been like, you know, whatever, like four to six months since the previous appointments had been a, that's you, you know, a dentist and you see regularly, but infrequently. I did not get the usual a confirmation for my appointment that it's scheduled back when I originally made my appointment. I was like, but it's in the calendar, I guess I'll show up, I went there.

No sign in the office closed, it's locked. I called the number, number's been disconnected. Oh my God. I checked the Yelp and like all the, the most recent review was like from a year ago. So there was no one at up to say permanently closed or anything and then like tried to looking up any details and got nothing on Bing.

We got to need another corn, but I was like, what the fuck happened? It's very strange. Well that's a mystery. I think you might have to launch into like a spin-off podcast about that investigating this mystery. Susser could look into it. Yeah, Susser could look into it.

In the case. But I'm like, for something to happen that abruptly, there has to be some tragedy involved, right? It's like kind of be a bummer. Even if he say he died, the office would call you and be like, we're closing. Right. That's what makes me think, is there something even more nefarious?

Or was there something some legal trouble or something? Dr. Giggles. Was he a Dr. Giggles? Well, I mean, a quick being. I do you think I would get you some kind of court report? Yeah, some headline or something. Nothing. Nothing came up.

I have no idea what happened. I hope everything is okay He was a good dentist. What was his name? I'm not gonna say it on the podcast Well, if you want the army of um, do boys fans to research this video absolutely do not want the freaks to bother This guy who's perhaps going through something wrong. Yeah, or just retire quietly All right, here we go another candy corn. Can you believe that there's that many people that want to look in someone in people's mouths for a living? The fact that there's even more than one dentist. I'm like I am shocked. I could do it. You think you could do it? No. Staring to gaping mouths all day long. Yeah, no problem. Would you do any dental

work or you just go look in the mouth? Looks good buddy. Dr. T-Bag. You're the ass. You're the ass. Oh, fuck. You think we did this dude? How's that happen? They give the laughing gas and they T-Bag the patient. I'm sure that's happened. I'm sure it's a fucking horrific thing that is happening to the vast. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

You won't let me get any laughing gas in the double-way studio. You always tell me the listeners need the laughing gas. Not us and the guests. We shouldn't need it. You'd have to be a dentist. I feel like there's a lot of jobs that people would think are unpleasant or gross that I have no problem with.

Like I also like clueless. I don't think you could be a dentist. You don't think I could be it? I could do it. I don't think you could be a dentist. Prove him wrong, go to dental school. Be a dentist. I mean, I can't believe we're only at 24.

That's a good question. Because you think of it's like an advanced degree, but what do you really have to know? Do you have to like know the names of the teeth? Like what, that's just memory. I can do it with some flashcards. I can think of it as a whole. I can't.

Right? Yeah. Hey, nine, molar, we're already half there. We have, exactly. Yeah, but they have to like, I guess even for the big stuff, they don't even do that. Because like, David's had like seven root canals. Wow for the big stuff they don't even do that because like David's had like seven root canals Wow the dentist

Wait a minute He should stop jacking up jacking up When he when he tells me honey. I'm good night. I'm gonna just floss I hear in behind the bathroom. Uh-huh. I should know. I should know. Yeah.

What he's doing in there. Got a laminated magazine. A laminated magazine. So what do you do? You put your phone in a Ziploc bag. What are you doing? In the shower? Yeah.

No, I go in loaded. What do you mean loaded? Which is a, which is ready before you go in loaded. What do you mean load? Which is, which is a, um, which is ready before you go in the bathroom. Yeah. Like you start somewhere else and you finish. Is that your mind? I'm going to tell you.

Mitch has a vivid imagination. He's not so much of a porno. Well, really? You just use your mind's eye. What's your, what's your fantasy these days? Um, um, the none is, is, um, leading you into the, her office.

I think it will be like the sad thing about like, I like thinking of big boobs. I think I think it's. Why is that sad? I thought that's that. Is there like a head attached to them or just like, because I just feel like a dumb guy who's like, the big boobs and I'm going in the shower and jack off. It makes me feel like an idiot. Yeah, it kinda does. Yeah.

Uh, and I'm like, that's all it takes, but that's what kind of what it is. I can't eat a candy go on. Have you ever had a lucid dream? Yeah, I've had those. What is that? Oh, that's a dream where you know your dreaming. Not to tell all David's stories,

but he was trying to get lucid dreaming going for a long time That's typically when you have a lucid dream the first thing you do is just have sex with anybody you can pop into your brain Mm-hmm, and David told me that he woke up. He was like oh, man. He was so disappointed He he was dreaming and then he realized he was he was lucid. He was like this is a dream So he like conjured a woman and then he got her to do this Like taking off her shirt, and then he like couldn't keep it like he was starting to lose it Like starting to wake up and she looked at him like well And then he woke up so he got as far as this

And he was so sad He sounds like one of the dream warriors from from nightmare on street three They use they use the dreams to their oh That's true. There's a weird thing up on the window now. Oh, that's pro tools. Sorry Hmm looks like a pilot some are you flying a plane? Looks like a pilot station and was gonna side job as a drone operator So you've had a lucid dream before yeah, what do you do when you're dreaming lucid you fly? Yeah, I kind of just I always just when you're dreaming lucid? You fly.

Yeah, I kind of just, I also just kind of hang out. I just kind of explore the space. Like it's like, I'm afraid of what your video game and some of your games are. By the way, I know someone who edited a will, Ferrell movie, and he used a semi-pro tools. What's interesting, man? It's for sharing that under no.

Frodo's can't edit videos, so that's really weird. I guess you're friend-lined then. That's weird. No, actually semi-pro tools does. Oh, it does do video, okay, got it. It's got more features, just bite the name. It was like two brothers, one guy started a pro tools, and then it's like Adidas and Puma, one guy did,

semi-pro to do video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the pro tools gonna sound? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was pro tools gonna sound? Yeah, yeah, it's the thing, the technology that's used to edit 400 episodes of our podcast. Yeah, that's it. I'm tired.

You're doing great. You're not getting great sleep. So when you lose a dream, you're like going down like Mario pipes and stuff. Yeah, I'm honestly, yeah, just sort of walking around. I had one before. Yeah, the Mario's pipe is involved. I'll tell you.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm dreaming. And a lot of times what has happened, it's been, I've like, oh, this is unpleasant. Like, I know that I'm dreaming. I can kind of break out.

You don't like it? No, well, because I'm like, I'm like, yeah, but I mean, like, I think because I don't, I understand that I'm in a dream that's unsettling. And then also a big part of it is like, it's like, David experienced, when you're in it and you recognize that you're in it, there's another level of like staying asleep

because your brain then wants to wake up because it's conscious of being asleep. It's in that kind of like in-between sleep. Oh, this is the way you test during the day if you wanna do it. Throughout the day you look at your hands and you say, is this a dream? And then if you do that enough, then in your dream,

you'll do that also. And then your hands will look all weird and wiggly and then you'll know that it's a dream. That's a wild dream. I've never had a dream that vivid. That's a dream. That'd be so sad if you had your dream, and your dream was just that you're recording and no boys can't do quorum power hour.

You would hate that. I would. I haven't had many do boys dreams, actually. They don't really have a lot of podcast dreams, which I would think I would get because a podcast so much. I would think I would get because a podcast so much What you're like do a recurring what's your most recurring dream? Oh Great question

I'm a hard time remembering that do I have any running themes? I mean Besides Luigi sucking off Mario, you know, I do I like lot. I like it in your lucid dreams like your people and I'm like, do we have to do this? Come on man. He's my brother. Come on. I'm the boss now. All right, we're coming up on the 30 marker.

We're halfway through. I mean, about to eat my 30th candy corn. That's another big one. I think you went to pick out, I think you wanted all biggies. I think you did get big, I think you wanted all biggies. I think you did get big, I think you got biggies.

Well, swish. No. I think you picked all biggies. Why would I want biggies? I'm feeling pretty disgusted right now. That was a really gross one. It's gross, it's just like, it feels like it's coming up from my stomach.

You know what I'm saying? Like the taste of it. Switch to corn, switch to corn. I wonder, we're gonna keep going. Is your mind ever blown by fractions? Cause I was like, we're just at 30, 30 of 60 is like half, but like 10 before, we're at 20 of 60, which was a third,

and then five before that, we're at 15 of 60, which was a quarter. I don't know, it's just like how it keeps getting, it just kind of blows my mind when I think about it. I was pretty crazy. It used to piss me off at school. Yeah. We'd get, we'd get, we'd get, we'd get two thirds.

I would get really like bad grades at school. Yeah. I would get like 50% on a test. Right. And to me, I was like, that's pretty good. I got half right. Yeah, I like that. They were like, that's an F.

An F. I think that was too mean. I think if you get half right, you should I like that. Like that's an F. An F. I think that's too mean. I think if you get half right, you should get like a B. Be minus. I'm like, you know what, I kind of agree with you. I kind of agree with you. 50% right is like, pretty good.

That's pretty good, right? Considering this is a subject I don't understand at all and did not study for, I think half right is like kind of impressive. Now look, it depends on the context. If it's a true false quiz, then you could get 50% by pure chance. So that might maybe be some root drain,

but if it's like a short answer, this would be math. This would be math. It was a math quiz. So like, yeah, 50% is pretty good. I agree. I still don't know how to do long division. It didn't stick.

Like if you missed like, this how school was, if you missed one week, you're like my, I'm 37 and I don't know long division Hmm interesting I think I know long division could you do long division right now? I could definitely use it long division That's where one number is outside of the house knocking on the door of the house and then the other numbers are in the house I could definitely do if it's one I could definitely do one digit into multiple digits because that's very straightforward You it is once like two when it's like two digits or three digits into like then it starts to be a little bit more

Compatible on question. I'll see what I could do. Can you give me a long division question? Let's see Even you need paper you can any paper But it would be like three into 721 it'd be like a little three21. It'd be like a little three, and then there'd be like the little house, and that's seven. Well the answer is two something, of course,

but hold on, I can do this. But long division is a thing that you would do on pencil and paper. It was like a drawing. It's like making a drawing. It's own process. Like you could maybe do it with your head. I think it's like 76 points something, right?

I mean, I don't know, I wasn't fucking nervous. That is right. Yeah, I don't think it is. Is that right? I mean, I don't know. I was fucking down. That is right. Yeah, I don't think it is. Is that right? I don't even remember what numbers what you said. If you go three into 721. No, it's not right.

It's like a half of that. You start by going into, right? I got it. Yeah. I was supposed to be like, really impressed. No, I'm gonna eat it. Which is a genius. I'm gonna stop.

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Honestly think anything it's bad. I think I scored a lemon on there. My fear is that if I do anything like that It will be worse really. Yeah. This is also I'm getting dizzy. That's not good. Oh Do we need ambulance waiting outside? Shh, no. I'd have a lot of water. Just what had happened. If he dies during Candy Corn Power Hour, it's the funniest thing. It would be pretty funny.

I don't think so. Sometimes you just gotta know what's good for the show ice. I'm scared. Who we out? You might get a headache. I probably gotta have so many big ones. I don't know how this happened. It does feel like a national headline.

We're like, You can mail your prank to you and give you all this. You think so? The New York Post is like, you know, the comments on the New York Post are like, that fucking idiot deserved it. It's like, man dies during candy power, like, going to candy power.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We're talking about this a little bit with our buddy Eric Edelstein, who he's talked about like if he got, you know, because he's the voice of Daddy Shark, and if he was like, if I got killed by a shark, he would be like, it's a joke, it'd be funny about it,

but it's like that's, he would die, you know? I do the same thing sometimes about like, yeah, if we'd died in this thing, it would be like fast food podcast host dies during eating stunt, or even if we honestly had just like a hard attack. Yes, which is an inevitable, maybe. Probably, yeah, it's probably maybe the most likely cause of death for both of us.

Then that would be like a joke people would make. It's just like, oh, I shouldn't be eating so much denies, you know. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, I don't think that's how I'm gonna die. What do you think's gonna happen? I think I got fucked to death. What do you think it's gonna happen? Shake candy corn number 35 By what yeah

I thought it sounded cool at first I'm like, oh man, it could be really bad. Maybe Freddy's involved. Oh fuck It's not you doing the fuck? Yeah, my dentist, one of my, I'm moving. God, I think it might be Nix on the run murder dentist. Oh my god, this name. I'll tell you the name of Bob. I gotta commit this. Say it and leap it, no, I'm not gonna find. All right, we're coming up on 36 of 60,

we're in the home stretch. I think I'm gonna finish this. And I think it's just, it's just stubbornly me trying to open up this task, partly because I'm pissed off. 36 of 60 being the home stretch is nice. You need like mac and cheese or something. Mac and cheese would actually, that would honestly be great. I think that would be good.

Yeah, we're gonna be different orange food. You need like cream, you need salty cream. You call it orange food. Mac and cheese, orange. Mac and cheese more. It's more yellow. And depending on what kind of box, you know, is it a craft? Yellow orange.

Yellow orange. What's the best orange food? Orange? No. On the orange? And orange is the best orange food, isn't like pizza sometimes. No, I say block a cheddar. Well block a cheddar is good, this great answer.

It also makes me think of cheese it. Cheese it crack, it's solid. I mean, fresh orange is good. I like a tangylo, I told you that. Angelo's good. That's great. If you okay, one orange food, you can only one orange food for the rest of your life.

His fault. Yeah, I'm coming on, I think I'm going cheddar. Cheese is pretty good. I would just say cheese and hope that it would cover everything. Like I'd have my fingers crossed whoever this genie or whatever it is is. Flamin' of hot cheetos is a, I feel like, I mean that's more red. I feel like cheetos, Cheetos in general, like a cheesy snack. I do like that. That would be pretty good.

If it doesn't cover by cheese. When cheese cover cheese, it's fallen. Yeah, that's a separate thing. They're made with cheddar cheese though. They're made with, that's a piece. It's something. This is bullshit. It's a something.

I gotta talk to this genie. Yeah, it would be a genie. It would be like some sort of like, like a monkey paw thing. Be like a monkey paw, yeah. It is there, okay. I wanna touch the monkey paw. I thought it would.

Yeah, I wouldn't touch a monkey paw. I wouldn't touch a monkey's paw, no matter what. I know what you do with that monkey paw. I wouldn't do anything with a monkey paw. I wouldn't touch a monkey's paw no matter what. I know what you do with that monkey paw. I wouldn't do anything with the monkey paw. Give yourself a stranger with the monkey paw though. Monkey's like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, which was to make a wish. Well, because when you do the wish,

just don't say, you throw up. So I'm making wishes to get it or. It's, are you taking that monkey's paw into the shower? Yeah. You loaded up. So when you load up, are you looking to picture boobs and then go into the shower and just try to hold the image in your mind? Or you just remember a boob you saw one time.

Sometimes yeah. Or do you animate a fresh pair in your mind? Yeah. Yeah. Look, this is number 38. I'm not gonna get too graphic here, but sometimes I jack off into the shower without being in there. You have told me this before.

And you made me sit on the pod can you? Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. All the benefits of doing in the shower but you're not gonna take a shower. How big is your spray? Great question. I think it's cloth.

Yeah, because we know those guys don't have a very far to swim. So, I think you have like a popcorn curler. I'm stuck in there or something. They're just rocketing out of there. I'm not supposed to mist. Well, we're at the finish line already. Just fucking going into your shower drain from across the room. They hear like the bell ringing

And they're like we got time I'm my spray and that you know, it's not that you know, I wouldn't I don't think I would put it in the top tier of rise Is your shower curtain have like Jessica rabbit on it or something? No, but now I want to do. I have a glass shower door, so I think I'd have to get a decal or something. I have to get like a fat head. I'm just gonna grab it. I'm just gonna grab it.

Stick on your shower door, so when you go in the bathroom to jack off, you can, okay, I get it. I mean, having just grab it on your shower door is really funny. It's really funny. She is really hot. She's really funny. She is really, she's really hot. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. I like that she's an accomplished singer myself. Maya hers an artist. She loves, and she loves, do you do relate to, to Roger? Anyway, I mean, like, I feel like so many comedians are like, that is like the dynamic

between a lot of them and their, and wives is a Roger, Roger, Jessica dynamic. You've seen many, you over the years, you've seen many. I like to think I'm in one. David has talked about like little kid job into Jessica Rabbit. No, common thing. We just had. We just did the 40 mark, we're at two thirds of the way. There's a fraction of two thirds. I'm gonna go, right?

Ooh, nasty. Yeah, this is really bad. It's really bad, it tastes like shit. I'm getting the crayon thing a lot. I'm also getting kind of like a, just eating pastes, you're ever eating pastes a kid. No, I did not do that. I did do that.

These do seem like they're coated in that shiny wax that they put on like jelly beans, like that kind of shiny wax when they have them spinning in the big hopper and they like ladle in some of that shiny stuff. I think that's what you're eating a lot of right now. Oh, there's a lot, oh, after tasting that one's really vile.

Whoa. You switched a corn. I'll keep saying it. I think, pop it up. I think that I've now, at 40 have now eaten more pieces of candy corn than I ever had previously. Wow. I don't think I've eaten 40 pieces of candy.

I think I've had like one or two pieces and then if you, and how long did I do that for, 14 years maybe? If you even said that, then I have. No, only one or two pieces in tap out. I think it's a kid you probably ate more than that. I didn't eat a bunch of candy corn. I don't think you eat one of anything though. I think if anything, you're getting a small handful.

You're getting three minimum. Yeah, three to five. I'm going to hit 60. It will be, if you were looking at a graph, this is a huge spike for me. 100%. It's not like I don't eat 60 pieces of candy corn every Halloween season.

Sounds like you have a graph. I do have a graph. I do have a graph. Do you think the meat helped? I honestly do actually think that the meat did help and I am honest. I think about this, like they say like, you know, Coke has, Coke has like 60 grams of sugar in it.

Eating a bowl, I mean, I'm imagining eating a bowl of sugar with a spoon. That would be so hard. Yeah, it would be hard. But they made the recipe so balanced. I think it would be better than this. Eating a bowl of sugar with a spoon. Like whatever the sugar content of this is in a bowl and it's like, here you have to eat it with a spoon. I think I would be better than this. Eating the bowl. I think it would be better than this. Eating the bowl. I think it would be better than this.

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Eating the bowl. Eating the bowl. Eating the bowl. Eating the bowl. Eating the bowl. Eating the bowl. Eating the bowl. salad order in? I did put a salad order in. Do you guys order sweet green a lot? We actually do. I love sweet green. I came around a little bit.

Yeah. I think it's the best. I know you guys did your bowl, your bowl. That's, that sweet green is up there for me. I do a harvest bowl. Ooh, you got a nasty one. I got like a fucking candy corn burp because I was eating it.

Whoa, fucking awful. That's fucking disgusting. I ate it up. Is there any salty thing you could eat or you want to be just pure candy corn? I'm at this point, I feel like I'm pot committed to finishing these 60 candy corns, and so I'm just gonna fucking do it.

I think I am too. I am gonna take home your can of corn, though, because I also want the corn. That's okay. You can take it home, feel free. Do you ever eat a can of corn at home? I used to do that a lot, but I think, you know, Daly's not necessarily the biggest corn nibblets person.

I feel like that's not a thing we'll regularly do, yeah. What, what's your go-to side if you're making dinner? Do you have like a veggie side? Let me eat this candy corn and then I'll have you an answer for you. Again, I'm gonna less and less perfect candy corn pieces. Like, yeah, these are all like irregular. Yeah, like, like, colors are like in the wrong order.

Yeah, yeah, we're getting to the bottom of the barrel. That's just shows that in one bag of candy corn, they're like, whatever. Um, regular side in terms of starch. Uh, let's say, so what's your plate? So you have your, So you have a protein? Yeah, let's say I make like a pan roasted salmon. I'll make like a sweet potato mash. And then maybe I'll make some roasted asparagus

or some roasted broccoli. And that'll be like a plate. That's a colorful plate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. Eat the rainbow match. That's Ward Roamer, my old crew coach. Said, you gotta eat your purples. He said, a lot of people don't eat your purples. He said, you don't a lot of people don't eat coach. So you gotta eat your purples. You gotta eat your purples.

He said you don't a lot of people don't eat purples. You gotta eat your purples too. We're the purple examples. Purple, I mean like I think not a purple, they're full, he wasn't horny or anything like that. He was no man. Mine can be horny. That's true.

I forget what his purple examples were. I didn't follow his advice clearly. Like bubble tape. Ridicchio. Jelly Bellies. Purple vegetables and fruits. Yeah, like a radicchio, like grapes. What else is there?

Beats almost right? Oh, yeah, beats is a good one. I know they're red. No, that's a good one. That's purpleish. I know, like, I He eats, oh yeah, he eats his good ones. I know they're red, they have whatever. No, that's a good one. That's purple-ish. I know like, I said earlier, I said tunes, he said like, it actually has big teeth, I do have big teeth. And it's an issue with the candy corn

because it is just, my craters are filling. Well, you guys are the teeth experts. What are the crevices on your molars? He's just an amateur. Yeah, I gotta learn this stuff. The holes? The, the learn this stuff. The holes? The, the whole, okay. The holes of my teeth are getting filled in with like cement

with, with the candy cooler. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty vile. Yeah. I could see you going to dental school and just like becoming a dentist. Yeah, be a fun second act. If you had to do any job that was like not at all

related to show business and it wouldn't be dentist, what would you do? Um. Like, would you be a policeman, a firefighter? We've talked about this. I mean, I'd fail all of those physical tests. I feel like maybe I might, I would be a pretty good masseuse. I would have to learn.

My real answer is probably IT guy because I would just be like a relatively easy thing for me to get out of the speed of, and I did it before when I was much younger. And when you said that, you mean like it guy, like the clown, and you're like, I'm gonna sue worse.

I'm killing kids in the stores. Yeah, but I think another answer, and this goes back to like, there are things that don't bother me. There are certain things that do discuss me, but I'm not as discussed by like shit and piss and puke because a lot of people are, I think I could be a janitor. Oh wow.

And I like cleaning. I find cleaning very meditative. Canada and elementary school. I think I could be an elementary school janitor. And I'm gonna eat this candy corn. Also, salute to all our janitor listeners. You know, we're not the action boys in terms of having like an army of janitors. But I know we get some janitors and can study a eat this candy corn. Also, salute to all our janitor listeners. So, you know, we're not the action boys in terms of having like an army of janitors.

But I know we get some janitors and cause studio workers out there. I was in the hot desk. I was in the no boys. God bless you. No job more important. You are describing Freddy's origin story for yourself, by the way.

No. I can be a friend. Specifically an elementary school janitor. I think I couldn't haunt the dreams of teens. I'd craft like the most ironic punishments of all. I'd be great at that. You would be good at it. You would be really, really good at it.

That's my issue because I really do like Freddie. And then like everyone's like, he's like the, you know, he's like, he's gross, you know, but you're like, I like him. Yeah, but it's, yeah, but there's a funny. Freddie's canceled. Canceled. Freddie. It's a Freddie. He's having fun. Come on. You know, but you're like I like I'm but it's yeah, but this is the funny is cancelled cancelled He's having fun come on Unlikable people are funny. It's that is we can't just have a bunch of virtuous murderers

That's true, and they wouldn't be murderers This is this is oh god. This is like the most fucked up one I've gotten yet. That is fuck It looks like somebody already took a bite out of it. It's like missing an ass I've locked up one I've gotten yet. That is fucked. It looks like somebody already took a bite out of it. That one's like missing an ass. Yeah. Cool.

We're almost worth, we're now we're in the whole process. We're in the whole process. Yeah, we're getting close. This is bad. Yeah, this is really bad. I don't like what we did this. We're not, we're not, we're never gonna do another dosage in where it's a power off.

Yeah, when I do any more power off. So it's never, never, Dave Rums, you got the only one in. I wonder if there's some like, you've ever learned about like, win-hoff that guy who like, you go in the super cold water, you can kind of like,

you know what I mean? There might be some kind of like, he's kind of talking about how like your mind can control how you're feeling basically. What the fuck is going on? I almost puked. Oh, don't puked on that. Jesus Christ,

do you wear that close to pukeying in the room. Do you need to go get a bucket? That's this thing. Oh, God. Run out. I'm running out. I'm taking my sweet green and running out. I just picture Natalie, you coming home in a minion's costume with bar full over.

Oh, me another one. Tough day at work today. Oh, you've already packed up your things, huh? How about that? She has a lab. Go on. Do you think their apartment is just a laboratory and she's like the research researcher on Nick?

So he sleeps in this room that has a window that goes to another interior room. She studies him. I'm getting fucking Truman showed. I told you like sleeps in this room that has like a window that goes to another interior room when she studies him. I'm getting fucking Truman showed. I think you are. Man, people watching that show, fucking boring his hell. I'm saying, maybe there's some kind of mental trick

you could do to make it not taste bad. Could you like visualize in your mind that it tastes like your favorite food? I gotta say this, I took some from your bowl and they are way bigger than mine were. And that's in it sucks. I, also I think with you like watching a Truman show

of you people would like be hitting their sets because they'd be like, he's like been fruit. He's just, I think it's frozen. He's just sitting there like silently staring ahead. It would be 23 hours of staring ahead in one hour of self sucking. And then winking on his tongue. I think he knows we're watching.

11 more pieces of candy corn. Oh God. This is a headache. No, it's not a headache. For sure. Why do we do this? Why do we do feats of endurance? We just stop doing feats of endurance.

You don't like doing that? You don't like doing that? You don't like doing that? You don't like doing that? Yeah. What are we doing? Why is Saki had a great pitch? It's really good. He did have a good pitch. I don't wanna do it, but it is a good pitch. You also, but you can also do as much

as you can do in that scenario. But that's, but then it's just like, you know, I wanna be honest. The big boys will help out. What? You all guys are all going to town on a big pumpkin or something? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, trying to eat a pumpkin, a raw pumpkin.

You know that those are birthday boys. The birthday boys did that. Oh my God, did you really? Like during Halloween, we come out on stage and we were like, like we're now like we're going to eat a pumpkin and then the seven of us would try to eat a pumpkin on stage. That's so gross. That's very, that is very early UCB.

And so is this. This is very, this is, yeah. I'm back at UCB, I'm back in it. Yeah, I'm back you and the kids 50 of 60 5 6 were almost there It's also this also reminds me of UCB because we did corn's giving. Oh, yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, I remember that sketch and and I brought corn everyone If you throw up, I will run out. I'm not going to throw up. You're, I mean, get it together. Well, sorry.

Get it together. Remember we did the, we did the, um, this rock hard seltzer. Oh, that's right. And you and you drank the like the slob. Oh, that's true. I did. I poured all of our remnants in a bucket and you drank the slob.

I like the idea of like the last time it was just being completely silent and I was watching Nick I feel I do feel disgusting. Are you sweating? I I feel sick. Are you gonna puke? No, I'm not gonna puke. Oh, what was the what was the pitch? I simply shell not puke I'll say that right now. Let me get I'm gonna open up to get the exact wording of it. It's good Let me get, I'm gonna open up to get the exact word of it. It's good. I don't read it. No, don't read it, because if we do do it,

we don't want you to say it. And also if you stay on the podcast, it'll be committed to doing it. I might kind of getting Don eating corn, I'll say. Really? Something about eating one niblet at a time. It's kind of a, it's not as fun as just going it down by the spoonful.

Yeah. Can I say? A little over it. Yeah. One of our, Marissa, one of our more alpha guests, a real alpha move to like, speak to have this be the premise and you're like, I'm not doing it.

Yeah. Yeah. Actually, she did better than that. You did better than that. You're talking about positive. Because we, because look, we, we talked yesterday about doing this. Yes.

And then you were like, I made two options and I chose this one. Yes. And then I was like, I feel, mean, two options and I chose this one. Yes. And then I was like, I feel, I definitely, and I probably will eat some candy corn just out of solidarity. But I also like, I have like a family to run after this. Yeah, of course.

Yes, yeah. I can't be out of commission. No. And I have a sensitive constitution. It's bad. It is bad. If I could just take the rest of the day, you know, I'm about to, that'd be fine. But it's bad. It is bad. If I could just take the rest of the day, you know,

I'm about to, that'd be fine. But it's bad. I actually do feel borderline like it's going to make me puke. It's just too sweet. It's too sweet. We just hit the deck of cards number 52. I haven't had another bite of beef. I think you are right. I didn't want to eat any more beef because we're having salads after we're having our sweet green salads.

That's okay. But you're having a pure protein. If it's a little processed, it's not the our sweet green salads. That's okay. But you're having pure protein. If it's a little processed, it's not the end of the world. That's good. No. That's nutrition. It's like, this is like fake food. This is like not actual food.

Candy corn. I wonder if it was originally like, what is the origin of candy corn? That's a great question. I mean, I could bang it. Yeah, bang it, bang it up. I got a question before you. I almost just spilled all the candy going on to the floor.

I got a question before you. Uh- up. I gotta point it out. I almost just spilled all the candy going onto the floor. I gotta point it out. I'm gonna put it in the ben. Uh-huh. Do you think later tonight, when I go to the bathroom, my log is gonna be yellow and orange and white. For us. I do think so. I think so too.

I think so too. I think so too. Time to eat number 53. Little white tip. This has just, this has just a little y'all tip here, but I'm gonna eat it, I think it counts. Yeah, these are rejects. These are, oh.

You know, jelly belly releases irregular jelly beans. They're in there called belly flops. It's really fun. I've ordered a bag of them, they're actually a lot of fun. They're a lot of fun. They're like really fucked up shapes. Shaping. Like glued together. Yeah, that's really fun of fun. There's like really fucked up shape in. Shaping.

Glue together. Yeah, that's really fun. I think that's a really smart way to, you know, still use the food waste. And I think they could have afforded to filter out some of the candy corn flops here. We kind of do that. We do that with doughboys.

I can tell you this. I don't know how many people will buy candy corn flops. Like, oh cool, the candy corn that's worse, let's do it. We do though, we do release our doughboys flops as the doughboys double. So. Are you still for this? That was so worth it.

I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast.

I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. I have a blast. Oh, no, 54, Rommelstrom. You guys eat stupid shit all the time. We really do. But it's not that like out of the ordinary guys. But eating this flat is, this is from mental floss, putting the corn and candy corn. Most accounts of candy corn's history, pinnets invention of the 1880s. During that decade, George Reninger,

an employee of the Wonder Lake candy company in Philadelphia, had the idea to mold a so-called buttercream into the shape of a corn kernel. Well, the exact recipe is unknown. The main ingredients of this buttercream were sugar and corn syrup. I'm not very good at that guy. I hope buttercream. That makes it sound like it is for us.

I'm pretty fucking killed, is that? I think corn syrup is a big, I think that's a big thing, honestly. I just don't like corn syrup. And corn syrup in a lot of contexts, like fake maple syrup very often times is corn syrup. That's never gray. You know, like the shitty pancake syrup, you'll get from the grocery store. That's always disappointing.

High fruit goes corn syrup and soda, I don't like. And then yeah, in this format and this solid format, it's no picnic either. I just had a candy corn burp too. Oh God, maybe if somebody had made like an artist in candy corn, I wonder if that would taste better with no corn syrup. Mm, interesting.

A small batch candy corn. I like that idea. Just like, I'll get to work on that. Just like the start, like it just is like, this should taste the texture of candy corn is bad. It's a horrible texture. Yeah, it's like, cause it's kind of like it feels like biting

into a shark's tooth, except it's soft in the middle. Yes. And then it's all like, it's like this pasty sort of, you know, clay-like texture as you're chewing it. It's really unpleasant. God, we're so close, please.

When I was a kid, I used to like to just nibble, I only eat the white tips and then leave the rest in the bowl. I was kind of a scamp like that. Like if there was like a communal food and I only liked a small part of it, I would just like eat the part. I made my family real mad because we'd get toaster strudel and I would like double up on frostings and then leave some people with none.

Sorry. Did I just spit beef at you? No. Okay. Yes, bit beef at me. You wish This is all right that's 56 sucks. Oh Almost there It sucks. It's really bad. It was really really bad

No, it's one of his ideas I didn't think it would be I don't I Down the stretch. It's bad too someone else had just pitched like Halloween decorations draft we get it on that and said I'm enjoying it. I just felt like we had to do something bigger We do it Halloween decorations draft real quick. Yeah, all right. Let's do it. I'll go first that's that skeleton thing Like you know, they like the the paper skeleton that kind of had fine. I'll go second idiot Jacqueline and you fool Stretchy web is really good. With the number one pick, you said something I don't even know really what you're talking about.

It's a fucking skeleton. It has like grads. It has like grads in it. It's like made of paper paper skeleton. It has a lot of fun. It's fun. All right, we got to eat this next one. Virginia.

Um, I cannot, but we have been eating these for so long. We've ate 57 of them. What else is there? I'll go. Okay. A little cut out of a black cat trekking that you put on your... So that's what I was thinking. It's like a cut out, but it's like a skeleton so you can move it a little bit.

That's kind of what I was thinking of. It's not like you're hanging on your door. Yeah. Yeah. I do. I do you guys like're hanging on your door. Yeah. Yeah. I do, I do you guys like the big animatronics, scary stuff? Yeah. You like it? Yeah.

You like it? I like it. It's kind of, you know, classic stuff too. Yeah. They're kind of scary. I was like, we could have just easily done this draft and now we've each draft one and there's nothing left. So I would have done some research.

I don't really think of that. You know what? I like a, like a hanged guy in the front yard. That's the presentry. Oh, man, that's like, oh, that's an actual guy. The Wigren house has a really realistic one. Yeah. Is he jacking off? Yeah.

Look, that was a really bad. How many more, two more? Yeah, there's three more. Wait, two more. We actually got another decoration pick. Yeah, we can do four each. Let's see. Oh, tombstone sticking out of the grass.

Tombstone's great. Buck. No. I'm gonna draft a dry ice. Ooh. Ooh. I'm gonna draft, this is count. Since the scary music.

Yeah, that can absolutely. That's a good. Yeah, that's really good. Okay, I'm gonna draft green light bulb. That's fun. So how about the porch side with a green light bulb? Yeah, that's really good. You know, we do a fun thing at our house

where we have a table with a whole cut through it. And well, get your mind out of gutter. Those are weird versions of the popcorn trick. Get a milking table in your home. David Stix is head through the table on our front porch. And the kids come and they get their candy from a headless man. He's got his arm up in like a cauldron. It's really fun.

That's really good. That's really fun. Well, I'll do head on a table, guys. Yeah, that's really clever. Okay, coming up in the final minute here. This sucks. These are pretty good. Last pick, I'm gonna say like a little statue of an alien

because I think that's a fun Halloween angle. Like, oh, it's an alien. I dropped my candy corn. I'm gonna do fucking well you got you got another one you can eat. Come on, we're coming out the final one here. I got you two for my last one. I'm not gonna do join you. I'm gonna find the biggest one in my bowl. These are pretty honestly eating four of them. They're pretty good. Yeah, have I tapped out if you know what? It's been pretty fuck you. All right, 15 seconds away away we're almost there the power hour a little fuck you Yeah, sorry Dave rooms, but each shit. Yeah, I

Here we go. Oh, so remember you can do this along with us three two one Wow Yes, fuck oh that wasn't the final one. The counter is misleading. This is 60. Did you eat two? Yeah. You don't have to have another one.

Well, now I'm getting plastic. It tastes real plastic. Mm-hmm. Um, midch, you got one more pick? Oh. I'm gonna go with. Uh, uh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Rubber spider with spider. I remember spider. That's good. Wait, is a witch fun? Do you say? Yeah, there's like some people do like a wish that's run into a tree. Oh, that's really funny. Yeah, there's like some people do like a wish that's run into a tree. Oh, that's really funny. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's rubber spiders pretty funny. Yeah, I like a rubber spider

Yeah, we do like a spider on a string that we like drop on the kids. That's funny. All right, Pinsett final pick I'll say a bone scattered on lawn That's got every bones here. We go. It's the final one We did it to what final one. We did it. We did it. To what end? Who fucking know? We did it. That sucked. That sucked.

That was really bad. How do you feel? I feel awful. But I'm excited to eat some actual food. We're gonna have, we got salads on the way after this. And yeah, I'm just gonna drink a shitload of water. And hopefully detox my body a little bit. I think that this jerky trick was huge actually.

Because you feel amazing? No, horrible. And it was weird to go back and forth between jerky, but it did like, like there's such a sweet taste in my mouth right now that also doesn't taste good, that this is helpful. I think like the sweet and salty complement each other so well, there's a real like scientists like study that connection.

That's like why like kettle corn is so good. That's a great point. Maybe the new M&M's and popcorn is gonna be beef jerky and all of candy corn. You know, back in the day that the jerky trick was a call from Frank Rizzo. I guess today, Marissa Benson, on brand with John and Marissa's the podcast. Yes, that's right.

We got to do the crossover rep and the main feed. I hope we can figure that out. Definitely. We'd love to be back. And, uh, please, but please tell everyone about the podcast because, uh, you're not familiar with the jerky. Of the jerky boys. let's get you to bed. Yeah.

Beat is the one who said it. I get I get I get pinned with the Frank Rizzle. Dr. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor's news. The podcast on brand with John and Marissa. Tell people of the podcast, Dave plugged it when he was on, but let people know that it's a new part they can check out. On brand with John and Marissa, I'm the Marissa. John and Marissa, it's a celebration of brands. So sometimes they talk about brands

or maybe a little cynicism, maybe brands, are they're sinister, they're evil. John and I, we love brands. I'm somebody who, like Godless Americans. So I like, can get emotional at like a Stofers commercial. Like to me, that is like my religion. It's the level of reverence for brands. So.

Most of them want to. It's got to be good. Yeah. So sometimes as we've done recently, we did the pumpkin spice latte, learning the history of that, and scrub daddy, the history of the scrub daddy origin story, spirit Halloween,

is our seasonal October episode, and the next week we can do Campbell soup. So it's a lot of history. Wow. You learn the history of the company, how it came to be, and our feelings about it, it's a lot of fun. On brand, wherever you have,

you listen to podcasts. There's a spirit Halloween movie. Did you know that? No, that's great. It's on Shutter. I got a lot of fun. I watched it last year and it's funny. It's Shutter season.

I'm gonna fire my subscription. You're 100% right. Shutter season. And Wags, what? What? It's... Ugh. What?

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