DRINNIES - 95 Kilo Schienbein

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

Diese Woche bringen Giulia und Chris das Rivella-Boot zum kentern, lassen sich von Baumarkt-Ultras das Schienbein zertrümmern und essen Ketchup wider Willen. Damit steht fest: DRINNIES steht im Achtelfinale. Gut Schuss!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drenys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drenys, the podcast from the comfort zone on Het Radio FFM. You can't do that. I just did it, Chris. Well, now it's done. Now we can't do it in reverse. The word is out. Guys, we hope you're doing well. And if not, that's okay, of course. I want to start right here with the happy customer.

We think of you. We haven't forgotten you. And we're also live on air this summer. So not live, but we're on air. We're not going to take a summer break. You can enjoy the whole summer. You can take us outside into the garden on the balcony wherever you want. We're going to have a great time.

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into the garden, on the balcony, wherever you are, even if you stay in and the window is open, we're there. Every Tuesday there's a new episode, and I want to dedicate the episodes to the people who live in the attic apartment. Yes, RIP. I've already dedicated it to the people.

And maybe there are people in the attic apartment or not Yeah, RIP. I don't want to hear a podcast. That would be bad. That would be disgusting. We don't want that. And I also want to give a tip in the attic apartment. I once went over to hang a wet towel on a laundry rack and put a fan next to it, which then stirred the humid air. Yes, I've always read that and seen people do that. I tried it out and it was like that for me, that the humidity went up and then I felt completely like in the jungle. In any case, we are there.

We are there in the summer. Nobody has to go out empty-handed here. Yes, it is also important to me that someone is sitting on the other side who listens to us. Because I don't want to have the feeling of a person in the pedestrian zone who now distributes something for free. But all people pass by the person because they think they want to sell an app or a flyer or collect signatures. In Lucerne, where I studied, there was a special advertising campaign in the summer at the station.

A new ice cream was presented and then the mini version of the ice cream was distributed to people for free. Or Rivella. A few times new Rivella from this Swiss drink, new product line was launched, then a mini version was distributed, or Cola or something. Hey, the Swiss companies, they really appreciate it. They have a real budget in marketing uptime. They're throwing the stuff out. I've noticed that more often.

My game was then at some point, how often can I go past people and take something before it's unashamed. Well, I think it's unashamed the third time. I think two times is okay, morally. I think you just have to dress up a bit, put on a parka, a trench coat, put on a hat. That would be nice, everyone would have something to laugh about.

But my experience is not necessary at all. Because that was always done in rush hour. From 4.30 pm to 5 pm, it was distributed at the station. And my record was seven Rivella bottles. I walked past 7 times. Because they didn't even look at who you gave the bottle to. It was just handed out.

The rules of the forest are always to grab so many things until you're held by someone from the company and asked if you can have one. Yes. I walked past, took the bottle, backpacks. Turned around, walked past again. From the other side, took the bottle, back. Turned around, walked by again, from the other side, took a bottle, backpack. And so I did that seven times. And at the end of the day, I was able to drink a lot of Rivella

on my home trip. No advertising, because you, for example, hate the drink. Yes, that's on milk acid. It's a super strange drink. I never heard of it before. I know it first since I know you, because it is of course a Swiss specialty. And it's a lemonade, but on a milk-based basis. I thought it was very interesting.

But I have to say, Rivella, even if I don't like it, they're really good. We were at the lake, and we were lying totally uncapped on the shore, enjoying life, as they say. And suddenly I see a red boat on our way to us on the horizon. I think it was so close. What does this red boat want? Where does it come from? What's it doing in the sign?

Yes, but it's dangerously close. There are the buoys and people swimming in between. I thought, now it's getting criminal. Do I have to call the water police? What do you do now? In any case, the boat came so close that it was almost at the shore. And then four people, I think, four marketing people with red bathing suits

went off the boat. And they had their hands full, they had plenty of goods with them. Rivella merch, Rivella cans, Rivella bottles, Rivella bathing shirts, they had everything from Rivella. And they just came to make people on the beach happy and to distribute free stuff. Rivella cans, Rivella bottles, Rivella bathing suits, they had everything from Rivella. And they just came to make people happy on the beach and to distribute free stuff.

You would have been more happy if there was Fritz Cola, Afri Cola, Pepsi Company, Schweppes. Monster Slush, that would be awesome. Monster Energy, imagine what would have happened then. The Monster Energy boat was on fire. In any case, we were lying there and I knew, okay, they're coming now, and I checked the second they got off the boat,

okay, they're going to distribute the stuff, and there are a lot of people on the beach. They want to have it all. And then I said, Chris, please, stand up unnoticed and take a tight step towards the boat and secure us two of the lids and Rivella drinks, please. I don't know why I had to do this. Maybe because of the Swiss Germans,

you would have pushed me in doubt. But I resisted. Because the people came with their hands full of bags, with merch and free beach cloth, sun hat, of course, chilled drinks from a fridge. But the people who took it away, only children. Only seven to a maximum of twelve-year-olds. And I really didn't want to go there as the only adult person, and grab the stuff so eagerly.

Yes, I can now understand it in retrospect. You have to say, we weren't in German-speaking Switzerland, we were in French-speaking Switzerland, we were in French-speaking Switzerland, so I was even more afraid than if they spoke Swiss. Because then I understand even less in French. You know I'm a Franco-file, but I don't really understand. You're a big fan of Franco-Flemish vocal polyphony.

Explanation, I like to eat Rojet oven cheese. In any case, I didn't want to go there, and you didn't want to go there either, because there were only children, and it would have somehow come out weird. And then I looked at these things all the time. I thought, damn, I want to have this merch now. Because honestly, let's be honest, if there's something free, then you have to have it. Yes.

I also stand up for that, actually. There is the Tour de France, but there is also the Tour de Suisse. Actually Tour de France in small, in Switzerland. Riding sports. And there are always very prominent people with advertising articles on the road. Cars from some companies, some cola, soft drinks, ice cream, some cups, that are distributed on the roadside. And it's a thing when the Tour de Suisse comes by somewhere in a village,

where you live, that you go there. I experienced that two or three times in my childhood and of course I took everything. It was like in the Schlaraffenland. Somehow the micro car then stopped, then massively unloaded micro iced tea and drove on.

And then everyone was on it. And then shortly afterwards the cyclists came, but nobody was interested in them anymore, because everyone was wearing iced tea. And then you afterwards the cyclists came, but nobody was interested in them, because everyone was drinking iced tea. And then you went home happy. And then of course you hoped that next year the tour of the Swiss would come again. You really have to say, this is one of the few things that connects all people.

Every person in the world is happy when he gets something free. I don't know anyone who says, no, I don't want that. You're even happy when you get things you don't like. But when they're free, it's something else. I hate tomatoes, but if someone would come and say, I'll give you a kilo of tomatoes, I'd be so happy. I don't know what I'd do with it, but I'd be really happy. Because it's for free.

I have to say, big events, also sports events, they can be overwhelming. But there are many aspects to it, for example, that you can do things for free. But also a thing that was taught to me, a work of the community, the Drini community, a group work without ever putting the table together in the classroom and spreading it around,

is an introvert tip that I would like to introduce here in relation to, especially, sports events. I'd love to. I'm excited. Introvert tip Right now, it's the football EM of men. I think that's what it's called. And there's a lot of football, there are games. And we always say that you have to work anti-cyclically.

If the weather is nice outside, you go to the cinema. If it's snowing outside and the lakes are frozen, then you go to the free pool. Because then there's no one there. Then you have your peace and you can, as Trini, say, take a dip, so I mean, put a cap over your head and lie in the shade. In the free park, for example.

That's really nice done, yes. And now during the football EM, there is the German national football team, which is, I have now noticed, very popular in Germany. And many people have written to me, hey, you should definitely make this your own as a drinnie. Namely, when the German national football team plays, and they still play a few times,

and this applies to all football major events in the future, if the team plays in the country where they live, Switzerland, Austria, etc., then you have to go shopping, then you have to go to the furniture store, then, when Germany is in the semi-finals, then you have to go to the cinema, then you have to go to the library store. Then, when Germany is in the semi-finals, then you have to go to the cinema. Then you have to go to the library to learn.

Anticyclic thinking, then when people go somewhere, then I go somewhere else. I love that. I was recently at the media market during the game and it was the best. I was at Wurst Teufel and I didn't have to wait. I got there right away, I got a fries and it was the best, nobody was there.

It was beautiful, but then something unpleasant happened to me. I ordered tomatoes with mayo, because I already mentioned, I don't eat tomatoes, which means I don't eat ketchup either. I ordered a tomato with mayo, and the person who made the tomatoes for me made really wonderful tomatoes, made them for me in the fritteyer, because there was nothing going on.

I made a small portion of the fries. Then he put the fries in the bowl and then I see the mess too late. He puts a lot of ketchup on top instead of mayo. He didn't notice it. In a second, it really went off. There's no turning back. There was no turning back for me.

I knew I had to eat it now, and I had to eat it before his eyes. To not be unreasonable, first, and then the second, not to make a second portion extra, and third, not to throw away the portion. I knew I had to eat a whole portion of fries with ketchup. My absolute nightmare. Not my absolute nightmare. Ketchup is for you like for others,

or for me, for example, tuna. A no-go. There are things where the head has just linked some synapses together, where it's said, on the way from one to the other, synapse, no, we're not going with that, we're not playing that stilepass. If the guy was at least unfriendly,

but he was also so nice. And then I thought, shit, I can't do this to him that he did this for nothing. And then I really squirted the fries with ketchup. I have to say, the day started so well. I had such a calm in the media market. I could just walk through it in peace. I could look at the air before I could turn it on.

And then I go to the sausage shop and then this. That's really sad, right? But you had peace. That's true. When you didn't like eating fries. And I cried quietly. And it's really nice that you did it anyway. Even if I say, you could have said that.

I know. But I understand it too. But it's important to me too, we're talking about men's football now, the big events are sponsored multi-million times, that's why it's shown on TV, and so on. It's an issue that's not only caused by men's soccer, but also by other sports,

so we have more days a year where it's quiet at the Wursthäufe. Yes, please! There could be more sports big events. We absolutely don't suffer from that. I've experienced something really training-like. A classic training situation, I'd almost say. I was having lunch with a friend last week at a restaurant. And I have to say, we made an appointment very late.

So I think it was late for lunch. It was only at 2 p.m. Then it came... 2 p.m.?! 2 p.m. lunch?! Yes, we had something to do before. But I have to say, 2pm lunch... Sorry, it wasn't different. When is Robert Geissner at lunch?

At 12pm. Yes, and that's what I think. 12pm is lunch. I tell you, the slot for lunch at my place is 12-13.30. If I hadn't made it until then, then the lunch must have over lunch without eating anything. Yes, I know. Only then, at 5pm, dinner is allowed.

For me, in my hemisphere. You know, Christ, I don't care that much. I just can't avoid it. It's a great starting point to explain how I was feeling. We had 5pm, I had eaten something for the last time at 8pm. And you know how that is. Then it was still super hot in the city, Cologne city centre. I had eaten something for the last time at 8. And you know how that is.

Then it was super hot in the city, Cologne in the city, super hot, my brain is burning. And then the mood slowly drops, first the mood drops and then the cycle slowly drops. Then the body says, now slowly you really have to take something with you. That's the moment when Robert Geyst at 13.30 puts his hands in his jeans at 35 degrees, 90% humidity. He puts his hands in the jeans, but his thumbs outwards.

The upper body leans forward a bit because of back problems, and then he walks back and forth and says, man, man, man, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. And then he's so mad that he buys a real estate for 6 million. Right. Or? A one-bedroom apartment in Dubai. Or at least he's giving it up for six million. Right. Or? An apartment in Dubai. Or at least he's willing to buy it for TV. Oh, oh, oh, watch out, watch out with this statement.

Let's continue with the text. So I'm talking to my girlfriend at 2 p.m. Now, my girlfriend comes in her car because she's coming from work and of course she can't find a parking space in Cologne. Of course. Gurgling for hours. We're talking too much. I...

At 2 p.m. we come into too late. I, 14.30, we get in there, into the restaurant, I couldn't take it anymore. I said, now, I just prayed that it would go quickly. We had a nice restaurant where we had never been before. It was super empty, a super big restaurant, but there were only four or five tables occupied. We went out onto the terrace, wonderful, dome view, rooftop,

everything super, tip top, awesome view. I was a little more mildly tuned, but we both had such a cool steam. Does the word rooftop play a big role in your life? I didn't even want to ask. There are people, I have the impression, that it plays a much bigger role than in our lives. Rooftop, you go to a rooftop bar where there's a DJ with no DJ stand,

but they put two bar-hockers and a board on it and he has his DJ mixer and his phone connected. And he plays his tracks on YouTube and sometimes there's advertising. No, he has YouTube Premium, he has to have that. So from YouTube Premium you're actually a DJ? Yes, I'm a DJ. I'm the only person I know who has YouTube Premium, that's what you need. Oh, so from YouTube Premium you're actually a DJ? Yes, I'm a DJ. I'm the only person I know who has YouTube Premium.

And I don't regret anything. It's way too expensive, but it's so awesome. Because you can really listen to the videos to sleep without the advertising. I don't want to advertise for YouTube, don't do that, it's way too expensive. No, I should shit on us with money before I advertise for it. What I wanted to say, we're both sitting there, the co-founder of our lives, and we said, okay, we're eating two things, something small and a main course.

Then we said, we're sharing this aubergine pasta, which is very tasty, beforehand. And then the question came, did you want to eat it together with the main course or did you want to eat it beforehand? I don't know why I'm the dumbest person in the world, but I'm obviously, because I said, gladly first. So.

And then, Chris, I have to say, then the injustice took its course. I notice that you went to court with them yourself in an appeal and already recognized the first mistake. I was in an appeal big time, I say. I let all this happen again in reviews and I have to say that was my mistake. I started, I brought the disaster into play.

It was like this, we sat there and we waited for 20 minutes until the appetizer came. And it was a small, micro-killer. Really micro-small. Maybe for one person, which I'll say now is half of me, 40, 50 kilos, that would be the portion. We were two, and were really hungry. And they also brought bread, and I mean, one flatbread, a small one, a hand-sized one, that we should share.

That's the gastronomy trick, isn't it? That the appetizer is overpriced. If you say there's an appetizer with bread and olive oil, and that's free of charge. Compared to the fact that there's bread and olive oil as appetizers, and that costs 14.90 euros. I'll tell you what tastes better. That for 14.90 euros.

Because you think, wow, the bread, I've never had that before. That's definitely not the quality of the rewe if you pack it yourself. Right. Well, anyway, I'll put it this way, the papaganush was quickly cleaned up. We had a huge coal steam, and then we were ready for the main corridor,

and then it's really... I can't reconstruct it afterwards, what went wrong there. I want to sum it up. We sat there for 1.5 hours until the main course arrived. It was really... It was almost... It was almost evening. It was almost evening.

Wait a minute. So, at 2.30 p.m. your girlfriend arrived? Right. And then it took 1.5 hours? Let's say, at 2.00 p.m. we had the appetizer. At 2.30 pm. Yeah, 3.15 pm, 3.20 pm, we were done with the meal. And then it took us another 17 hours to get to the hotel. But for lunch?

For lunch. And I want to mention again, there were four to five tables. We sat outside, right next to the window, so out of the office, you could see us. This store was completely overcrowded, when it comes to staff. Four different people served us. And by served I mean one of them put a fork in it,

one person cleaned a glass, another person asked us what we wanted to eat. So there were plenty of people there. There were people there who obviously knew that we were there. I don't know what it was about afterwards. Then I thought, we were the only people who were sitting on this side of the terrace at the time. Maybe the building is mirrored from the inside

so that they don't see us through the window. We saw them all the time, but they didn't see us. And that's why we forgot. Don't you think it's possible? It's possible. Or just doing too little and forget about it. In gastronomy, you often have a lot to do. And when you're not busy, you go down a bit to relax.

Whenever someone comes to our direction, we're really happy. And then the person is bent over down and then, for example, filled up the straws or polished the glasses again. And really, for us, at some point, the point was reached where I said, I can't anymore, I'm so tired. But I'm also a drini and I'm not going there now and say, excuse me, I want to have my food now, right? That's also sorry, but I don't want to do that either.

Fortunately, my girlfriend is only 50% in it. She got embarrassed and went in and said kindly, excuse me, we're still waiting for our food since 14.30. And then the woman said to her, yes, the food has just been finished in this moment. Oh, what a coincidence! That's not possible. And the food actually came 30 seconds later. And I want to say, there were obvious signs

that the food had been standing somewhere for a long time. It was already slightly hardened on the surface, if you know what I mean. There was a humus component that was already slightly crusted on top. A skin. That's what a skin is. If a skin is formed in your dish, then something is wrong, I don't think. And so an odyssey came to an end.

The end of the song is, we thanked each other kindly, I gave a lot of money, of course I said this and then we went home and got mad. Yeah. There are people who like all kinds of skin that are made for food. I don't want to make it too disgusting. I know you don't like that either, but for me that's an aggregate state of food

that I don't want. The food is processed, cooked, prepared, and then the food goes one step further, which wouldn't be necessary, but which I didn't want the food to be possible. But other people say, oh, that tastes even better when it's a little bit around. Eeeh, the food wants to protect itself and to put on its own skin.

Just like with IKEA, the sauce from Cötbula. It also has a skin like that, and then you, the sauce from the köttbullar. It also has a skin at some point, and you have to put it in with the kebab. Yeah, but you have to turn off the view anyway and not look too much at the plate. Although I do the atmosphere in IKEA. But that's the way it is. You can take care of your own food.

Even if nobody is there, for example during a game in Germany, then you can take care of the food is on the plate on time. That's a wonderful point, Christian. Making sure that your food is on time yourself brings me to the point where someone wrote to us. Last week I heard about the food co-op in Park Slope, Brooklyn, the cooperative supermarket. And someone actually wrote to us, Eva wrote to us,

who lives in Brooklyn and worked there for a long time. Exactly at this store. And Eva told me that you don't have to work there every four weeks, but even every six weeks for two hours. So it's really crazy. And she also told me that there are certain trinit-friendly jobs at the store. And as soon as the slots are given, who works when, everyone is clapping about the Trini-friendly shifts,

which are packing cheese and nuts in the basement. But there are also mega-unfavorable things, like cleaning cornflakes and laundry and stuff. I found it super interesting that there are also Trini-friendly jobs. And what she said was also interesting, there is a funny system in the store, if someone is looking for something from the employees, then he or she has to make a statement on the microphone

and then say, hey guys, I'm looking for baking soda. And the answer comes from someone else who also goes to the microphone and then says, yeah, the aisle on the left. And then you have to make a statement through the whole store. I'll be honest, you'll never get an answer from me. I would be the worst employee, the worst colleague, totally unsocial, I wouldn't dare to use the microphone. But you would be in the basement all the time,

and you would grab some nuts. Let's just say it like it is. And that brings me to another thing, and someone wrote to me, a person from Cologne. In Cologne, a supermarket is being founded just like that, and there are still people looking still looking for people to join. It's called Kollektiv. You can read it on www.kollektiv.org.

You can register, join in. If you want to do something like the Park Slope Food Co-op, you can do it in Cologne. I think it's awesome, so I want to apply. But you don't get a cent for it. Of course not. I think it's a great thing. That's why Tony Kroos paid me privately so I could always be the German national elf here.

I have a question. Do you know if this cooperation market has a secluded area in Cologne? Why do you want to know? I was in the hardware store this week and the parking lot was a bit empty. It was the same place where I invited the Christmas tree to the old man, where I didn't know he had stolen it. This time, another older man came up to me

and he had these flat shopping carts, you know, like the ones in the hardware store, where you can load stuff on them. Not on top of a grid, but flat. And he loaded it massively heavy. So really fat, like, barbed wire. Stabbed. And he wasn't the strongest guy either.

And he was torn in the car. And he came with one caracho. Said, watch out, I'm coming. He couldn't keep the thing under control. So cute. And I came around the corner, didn't snap it. And then he rammed against me. in the face with a wooden thing. And that was pretty painful.

But I didn't do anything wrong, he did me a favor. But I was too stupid to offer my help. I weighed myself down internally, maybe it was good, in the end I would have helped someone to the theft. And he asked me, oh, sorry, nothing happened, right? And then I said, my shin bone is bloody. He drove me back in there. You're doing it, Chris.

First you fall somewhere, then you overdo your foot, then you're driven by the car. I have to say, I have my extremities very well under control. So basically. But I notice the injury, I have my extremities under control. Basically. But I notice the injuries. Climbing up slowly. Brüpholz. Then stooped.

And now, shin bone. Next, the knees are probably attached. I can do that if you want. Half of the completeness. But did you say anything to the gentleman or what? No, of course not. I said, everything's okay. But I think it's sometimes the case that you might overdo it. But it was also a lesson to me that when I build the next Pfallbauerhaus, I have to

be a little careful. When you build your next one-room building. Yes, and one thing that also bothered me this week was this hello problem on the phone. Last week we had a question on the inside about the topic. For example, call the Praxis and then the phone call was picked up, hello, here is Praxis, Dr. Becker, summer apparatus, how can I help you? Then you introduce yourself and start with your statement. But then the other side interrupted us with a hello.

And we asked ourselves, how does this happen and what is the approach? Why does this happen? And our the approach? Why does this happen? And our advice was to just go through it. And we just got an email from Nesso. And Nesso works in a taxi station. And there they obviously talk a lot. And Nesso explains that of course on the other side, sometimes there are also drunks who are just as overwhelmed by this situation.

And Nessow has a guide on how this problem could come about. And I think that's a really plausible thing. And Nessow wrote, In my opinion, this problem has a historical origin, because older customers often ask for the second hello. I think it used to be the case that you sich einmal im Namen der Firma slash Praxis, et cetera, vorgestellt hat und auf die Begrüßung der Kundinnen

dann noch ein persönliches Hallo folgte. Dadurch, dass diese Generation das zweite Hallo also möchte, haben wir aus der Telefonbranche uns das angewöhnt und beirren damit alle anderen. An dieser Stelle möchte ich also einmal das Rheinbretter trotz zweitemian despite the second hello. You are not unfriendly, you are part of a social change and show us telephonically what humanity really wants.

Retreat from the second hello and go to stress-free communication for both sides of the phone. Honestly, strike the second hello could be our claim for our election poster. First strike the second hello and the our claim for our election poster. First, the second hello strikes and the third NATO cut will come. Those would be our two posters for our party, Drini Party. No joke, I'm so glad that people who work in the sector, who have to do this every day, that they give us feedback. That's important. Give us feedback when you work in the profession.

I'm so glad that they see it the same way as we do. Because now I can always put it in with a good conscience. Yes, we are interdisciplinary in putting things in. We give each other our hand and put it together for a smooth process. For a smooth process. I'm going to continue to put it in, and that is in the third of the month.

We are at the end of the month. Unbelievable, but June is over again. We're going to be really intense in the summer. It's going to be so fast. We have a Drehne des Monats. I want to ask you, Chris, to play the fanfare. I want to announce it now. I'd love to.

Drehne des Monats. You know it. Drehne des Monats. You know it. The the the the the the the

the the Congratulations Barbara! What is it when you say you-nigh and you-low? You-nigh and you-low! I've always found people so weird that they said you-ly. You-nigh and you-low are really funny. We should get used to that. Maybe that will also be on our ball poster. You-nigh and you-low are legitimate terms for months. The the the the

the the the the the the the the

the the Since I don't own a personal scale myself, but this week I have a doctor's visit where I have to give my weight, I thought I'd take the opportunity and stand with the people I work with in the bathroom. What I didn't know was that this scale was only programmed for one person in the house, which reminds me of a supermodel. Even worse, I didn't know that this scale sends every weight that was weighed on it

to an app on the phone of its owner. And that is unsolvable. And that is unsolvable. This app now signs that this 46 kilo light woman for whom I work now weighs 95 kilos on one stroke. I'm really happy with my body and I don't have a problem with my weight, but this thing was so embarrassing when the woman said to me that I could have sunk in the ground. I will never get in other people's cars again and in the future just guess my weight

if I have to fill out the questionnaire for a doctor next time. Greetings, Barbara. Mine said, Barbara didn't do anything wrong at all, but why, appeal to the other person, why do you confront someone there? There are so unpleasant situations that have to do with weight. I've always had a struggle. Not anymore, but I have to say, when I was in the hospital

and I was taken in, and you had to tell me your weight and all that stuff, and I've been muggling my weight... I was just saying 20 kilos less. And in retrospect, it was so stupid, because I was operated on the next day. And you know, they need the weight to see how much you need to get the anesthesia. And I really thought to myself, oh, you shit, they're giving me way too little. I'll probably feel everything during my surgery

because I was muggling with my weight. Luckily it went well, but afterwards I thought, that was the stupidest thing I could have done. It's a hot hit, but I can understand it when you muggle. I also told you about the recruitment, where all the men in Switzerland had to go. Men, men. I was told by the chief military doctor, Heini,

Mr. Sommer, if you keep going like this, you won't be 30. I'll be 31. Wooo! The shark jumped, Chris. Yes! 31 and still there. Yeah, but I wonder if he's still there. What an asshole, right?

Well, now let's talk about Barbara. Barbara, I think it's such a great story and I would have of course also put myself on another scale. Nobody can know that it's sent to some disturbed app. Yes, maybe even quite healthy if you don't have a scale at home that also sends something to the app. I don't know. The worst are the scales that read the weight aloud.

If you put yourself on the car with strangers, then everyone will hear it, but you don't know it beforehand. Do you know what I mean? Can I write that down as a great idea for a series? This is a curb episode. This is a curb episode. You can write it down, I'll let you. Yes.

But why, I understand, you have health data, they go to the app, but why do you get a push notification where it says it? Vagab has an ad, too. I don't know, Chris. It's a mystery to me. But I want to congratulate Barbara, she's getting a great month's drini package. You've earned it, Barbara. And I just want to continue with the lobby statements. I want the person who runs our drini's memes page on Instagram I just want to continue with the Lobis because there are memes that aren't funny at all. And we're really lucky. And I'm really happy that there are Trini's memes.

And you can always send memes. They're also collected and posted from time to time. I'm super happy that we have someone who's working so hard on it. Please follow Trini's memes and comment and give the person a really nice feedback. But send only funny memes to your own psyche, because otherwise they might not be posted

or they'll fall from the quality that this meme page has. Yes, I'm definitely proud and happy that we have such a cool meme page and especially a community that keeps it alive. Imagine there's a meme page of someone who listens to this podcast and it's not funny. Terrible. That would be so sad.

Then we have to go there and say, sorry, I didn't want ketchup on my fries. Not with me, I won't do that. And now at the end of this episode, I would like to bring a big topic to the end for me personally. It's not brought on the way, but it's brought to the end. And Kerstin wrote to us. And she has insights from the hotel. And a satisfaction, a plausible explanation for the sitting and the duet at workplaces.

In the supermarket, people sit down with the employees where I ask myself why they don't duet. We've been discussing it for a long time. Nevertheless, many people misunderstood us. They thought I wanted to address people with first names and they sit. No, totally wrong. But I don't have to explain that again. Kerstin writes,

I actually have a completely different reason for this topic. I was born in a hotel and I was taught that we sit together so that the guest doesn't feel excluded. Ah! Because when two dudes and the third person sit, this other person't feel excluded. Ah! Because when two people are ducing and the third person is seated, the other person can feel uncomfortable. That's actually totally clear to me.

When two people are ducing, the third person is seated. Yes, right. Even at parents' night, you can appreciate the phenomenon wonderfully. Parents who are ducing the teacher automatically open a two-class society. And yes, that's what pure envy from me speaks of. I've never been offered by one teacher automatically create a two-class society. And yes, that's what pure envy says about me.

I've never been offered by one teacher. That's really a statement that makes total sense to me. Yes. It would get a green hook from Galileo Mystery. That's an explanation for me that I can close peace with. And now I'm ready to die. No, maybe that's too much. I'm not ready to die yet., maybe it's too much now. I'm not ready to die.

You're just over 30, Chris. You don't really want to give this weird hyena justice after you're 30. No, not really. First of all, I'd like to lose seven Rebellas. Honestly, if you keep going with your minor accidents, it won't take that long until you're blessed with time. So if you're next in be kneed, then yeah.

I have to say, I've never broken anything. I've never been sick. I don't have that many accidents. That's really crazy. You know, as a kid I really lied. Every year something broke or stung. I always had a cast. I had a cast every year. That's a lie. I don't even know myself without cast. You're a cravalry-sustener. You're a cravalry guy. You're a cravalry. I just built shit the whole time.

You know, everyone who was like me and who always drove down everywhere and always had accidents with inline skates, with city scooters, on a bike, in the stream, on the playground, everywhere, always had accidents. And you know how it feels when you have to drive into your cast with a pencil to juggle. You know, that was always so awkward and I know how it feels when you have to put a pencil in your cast to yuck. You know, that was always the...

Oh, yuck again under the cast. And then always nice with a pencil in and then yucked because you didn't come down with your finger nail. That was my... that was... that's a feeling I don't know anymore. I still know exactly how it smells. That's my childhood, these cast things. Whenever I got into my surgeon, he would say, oh, you again.

Then he always put me in the pinch me and shake my head. I was there so many times. Is that really true? Yes! I had a bonus card at the surgeon. Pinching me every time, free on the eleventh. I never understood when people got a plaster and they said, it's being removed,

and then it's being cut open. I always said, they were going to take it off, and then it was cut open. And I said, ayayayaya. Cut open? That's done with scissors. I always thought, if he cuts too close, or too close with the scissors... With the fuzz tail. That's really dangerous. It can get worse.

With the circular saw. Imagine. With the circular saw. But that's the fantasy of children, also recently thought about how big my psyche has suffered I'm sorry, I'm out of my mind. Please, Mr. Kreisberger, I'm out of my mind. But that's the fantasy of a child, also recently thought about how big my psyche has suffered as a child, every time I've eaten an apple or a plum somewhere and somehow threw the core into the cow's field,

that was our house, I thought, shit, next spring you grow a twig tree, a patch, what do the cows do? Shit, shit, it gets so big and then it's super shady. Those are the problems I had as a child. Okay, we can end this today. Guys, we'll be back next week, next Tuesday. Always there, always on the start line.

We're looking forward to seeing you. If you want, you can recommend someone to this podcast. That helps us. But I would also be interested, now, football, the people, I saw that, the players, they always arrive from the bus, from the travel bus, they get off, and they have headphones on. Are there professional football players in Germany

who listen to this podcast? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. They are first of all too extroverted, second, they are too sporty. You know, you always think, they hear German rap or something, when they walk in there.

Who says they don't listen to the philosophical radio with Jürgen Wiebecke? Or some Drennings podcast? Could be. That would be awesome if they would be so loud in front of the game with Jürgen Wiebecke in the dressing room, really loud. About guilt. Yes, or 24 hours of nature sounds. Something like that. I'd really like to hear that. Well, we'll hear you next week.

Until then, a lovely week. Thanks for listening. Goodbye. Bye. Drinnies, the podcast from the comfort zone.