DRINNIES - Der Kokain-Kasperl
Episode Date: August 12, 2024Was ist bloß mit Stuttgart los? Was machen 20 Schulranzen am Hexenstäffele? Und wie schmeckt ein frittierter Tacker? Wer DRINNIES hört, weiß Bescheid. Worüber, darüber lässt sich streiten.Besuc...he Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Drinnies, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello Julia, I want to start with a question right away.
Is your hairdresser actually dead?
You little asshole.
No, it's not that mean.
It's a good saying.
I learned it on the break place back then and I want to bring it back to people a little bit.
I want to answer that. No, my hairdresser didn't die.
I just finished my book.
Do you know people who say, no, it's not like that at all.
I don't mean it's bad. I'm just a very direct person.
Yes, exactly.
I'm just one who says everything he thinks.
I don't mean it's bad, but it's bad.
Yes, exactly. I don't mean it's mean, but I'm basically a mean person.
Because what I've been feeling out there, so I'm being mean again, is mean.
I had a roommate who said that too.
You know, I'm just mean.
It has nothing to do with you being raised as a single child and being a snob.
But you, I'm just mean. I just say it when it doesn't suit me.
I just say it when I think you're a snob. But I'm direct, I say things that don't suit me.
I say things that are ugly.
If you're an ugly bird, I say it's yours.
I come into the kitchen at half past nine,
and I say, it's too late, you can't talk.
I'm like that, I don't mean it badly,
I just say it directly.
But now, the hobel, what was the title?
Knobel or hobel? I found that out. Sometimes it was Knobel, sometimes it the hobel? What was the title? Knobel or hobel? No, I invented that.
Sometimes it was Knobel, sometimes it was hobel.
In any case, the hobel-knobel is done now.
I had already handed over the book and now I've finished working on it.
I was even thrown out of the document.
I have no access to this document anymore.
We're talking about your book.
If I don't go on holiday, someone else will.
We're not talking about the board you hobeled.
No, we're not talking about the Gutenberg Bible. I didn't write that either.
Exactly, you didn't furnish a cupboard.
No, you don't furnish a cupboard, you furnish a room.
Yes, that's right.
Completely wrong.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
But I'm just like that, I say it out loud when I've made a mistake.
You're just like you are.
That's how you have to take yourself.
And you've now overworked something again.
And now they've sent Martin Luther in the book printing press?
Yes, in the book press. The mechanical book printing press.
Every single book must be arranged.
With potato stamp.
Exactly, every single book with a potato stamp.
In Wittenberg.
Each book a unique art.
Yes, exactly.
But of course it still has to be edited.. It's hard because I had a long break after the release.
I had nothing to do with the book anymore.
And then I revised it again.
If you look at it again with a little distance, it's hard, of course,
because you're confronted with your past.
And then you read everything again in black and white.
Good, I got it.
What was a little uncomfortable for me,
I don't know if everyone feels the same way,
but you work in a document, in a program,
which works like Google Docs.
Oh, you don't even write with a typewriter.
I write with my fill-in-file holder.
You write in a program online,
in which several people have access at the same time.
And of course there were also all the people involved in the
correction and the sentence.
And I think that was at the holidays when I worked there,
ten people at the same time.
But honestly, you do it with left-wing registries,
a couple here, a comma, there, a few semicolons.
A double point, make a thought line,
put a comma, close a comma.
That works, doesn't it?
Yes, but I just want to say that it is incredibly uncomfortable,
this situation, when you see, you see up there on the right,
you always see the initials popping up from the people
who are in the document, who come in, who are live,
you see that they are now active.
And then you see that the people are online,
you see of course where they are in the document.
Then you see, you know, you have to edit that now
and maybe add one or the more sentences here and there,
because a text is not complete yet or something.
Maybe I'll think of a joke again.
But there are these ten people who are just lurking in this document
and they see in real time what you are making.
That's so uncomfortable.
I know that from moderation books.
Or not so much from shooting books on shooting, but more for the TV.
People read something there.
When they moderate, you have to say it again and again.
The TV is a tool of forgetfulness.
You have to keep that as cultural heritage,
explain how it is done, something is read.
And someone writes, and I sometimes write too.
And then you have a document, and there are 15 people in it.
From all the works, costumesumes, equipment, camera,
and recording equipment.
Exactly, all kinds of people. They look at what's needed.
And then I'm in there and have to fix something.
Because they say, that doesn't work, the transition.
Look at that joke again.
And then I go there and think, well, Boris Becker as a point,
he's a bit old.
I'll exchange him with Martin Semmelrocke.
And then people look at him, you can see the curse,
the people they are, with names.
And then you see how they call each other in their lines.
And then, shit, Martin Semmelrocke is not...
How do I take now Caroline Weil?
No, that's too old, that's too old.
Are you something up-to-date?
Yes, Boris Becker.
And it's not old, too old. You're something up-to-date, Rita Borisbecker. And it's not better, but worse.
Yes, and I had that in the editing.
Just one small thing.
Everything is great, what's being done.
I can't say anything.
But at one point, something was improved by me,
what I perceived as worse.
And then you had to have a discussion.
In the document, in the comment section, you have to discuss in the comment section
why you don't want that.
And I know that in this sentence I wrote,
you lazy ass.
And the person made from, you lazy ass, you lazy sock.
And I have to say, that's not my style at all.
But that comes in a completely different way.
When you say, you lazy sock, is your haird. If you say it like that, the other statement is, the lazy sock.
Is your hairdresser dead?
That's a lot harder, Julia.
I can't do that at all.
I wouldn't say, you lazy sock.
I say, you lazy ass.
And I find that a lot funnier.
And it's just my way.
I'm a direct person.
I just say, you lazy ass.
But those are the little fine screws, right?
Yes, exactly. The genius of you that you now recognize lazy ass. But those are the little, fine screws, right?
The genius of you, that you now recognize,
ass is funnier than sock.
And I had to write that in the word,
attention, ass is funnier than sock.
I realized, the inner death,
that's the best way to live,
if you do something like that,
with people in the comment section
to discuss in a project in a document.
Because at some point I don't care about anything.
So, I actually work there as long as I have my peace of mind.
And from the point where the first person comes into the document,
I don't give a shit.
You can comment everything, everything is hacked.
I say yes and no to everything.
Do what you want.
Do what you want.
From the point where suddenly a point is placed in the comments behind it.
For example, now the sock is taken. I think, lazy sock, better, point.
There I know, attention, now it's getting emotional.
And there I am on the spot.
Because, as I said, I always say everything straight out.
I can't do anything with in-between sounds, that's not possible.
Anyway, I've worked it all out once and it's now done.
It's done, I can not getting into the documents anymore.
I was excluded from my own book.
So it's at Gutenberg now?
It's at Gutenberg now. It's in the potato pot.
It's being processed right now.
I did that in kindergarten with a potato stamp.
I used it for a long time for a potato.
You're biting this stronger on your fingers.
Yeah, I wasn't in the mood. Oh no, that was nothing.
But the funny thing is that it's uncomfortable for you and me
to work on a text while others are watching,
even though the text is made for hopefully many people to read or hear.
That's the big paradox.
That's really unbelievable.
I often think about that.
And I still find it uncomfortable when I think about how people read the book.
But then I have no problem with going on a promo tour
and praising that 100,000 people should buy it.
I think it's the phenomenon that many people, including myself,
don't like to be watched while working.
In the past, in the supermarket, I was in a Swiss micro,
there was a large glass front built in the baking department, because they baked themselves.
And I always thought, yes, it's mega fascinating how they
are now making a buttered-up bun.
But I was incredibly nervous.
Because it's always the audience.
It's like on the piano.
It's basically like late night.
Every day you go out, have to do a show, make a buttered-up bun,
the people watch and in the end you go home, you're all alone. That's the late night. Every day you go out, have to watch a show, do a hair cut, people watch you and then you go home, all lonely.
That's the show business.
I wish the show business would really contain that much hair.
Actually, we should do a sleepover podcast
only for old and very young showbiz people
who get a new late night show on the weekend.
So that if they have someone there for them after the recording.
We could do a podcast where we can talk to them.
Say, you've taken off your suit, you've removed your make-up.
But honestly, I like it much better this way.
You have an inner strength that no one else sees on TV.
How is it with the reading trip with you?
Do you also go to the hotel room?
Then remove your make-up, you remove your artist scarf,
throw the Basque hat in the corner, the staff is folded together, and now you're alone,
confronted with yourself in the gloomy light of the bathroom game,
this two and a half star hotel.
Yes, it's similar,
except that I've already catered everything that's possible.
Yes.
So everything about food that the location puts,
I paid for it, so to speak, I pay for it.
And that's part of my right.
I learned that on my first reading trip.
Everything you can cater should be catered.
And that also means that you take a big backpack
and put all the muesli rules in there at the end of the day.
Well, you have muesli rules and maybe a Fanta when it comes up.
But there are people, big stars, who have everything possible
and a buffet and papayas and a moon water.
I think they only do that, and that's true, what you say.
It's included, it's ordered, it's part of the exhibition,
it's part of an appearance.
I think they make such a crazy rider,
that's what this list is called,
so they don't have to do a weekly shopping.
Exactly!
I need four, ten garlic, eight peppers, 500 grams of tortellini, toilet paper.
Yes, they come in with a bag of Completely insane! That would be so cool! We need the good laundry-washer from Priel!
Yes!
No, but yes, I'm going on this trip.
I actually wanted to advertise the podcast, but now it's really the case that the reading trip was sold out after two hours.
Now I can't advertise it anymore, except for an appointment for Stuttgart.
That's totally crazy, actually, because we were away for two hours
and then we even increased the locations
to bigger halls and then again we could give away
an incredible amount of tickets and they were gone
after a few hours, which is just crazy.
And now we only have tickets for Stuttgart.
Why? The Swabians seem very happy to be there.
The tickets don't go away that well.
But Julia, you're just saying it straight out.
You're not mean, you're just saying it out.
The Stuttgarter are a bit shitty.
Now it's getting heikler. Are you making friends?
No, I'm looking forward to Stuttgart.
I added this appointment because so many messages reached me
from Baden-Württemberg, people who said,
please come to Baden-Württemberg. But now I realized, where I decided to go to Stuttgart, many people don't see Stuttgart as Baden-Württemberg.
They come from Mannheim or Karlsruhe and want to come to the reading in this area.
And Stuttgart is already too far away.
I'm sorry, but you can't do that.
Switzerland is even more extreme.
If you go and make an appearance in Zurich,
they from Basel say, Zurich, that's 35 minutes away, I can never go there!
I'm not going to Zurich!
It's not possible!
I can't even get a parking space!
And today the live business is difficult.
The fairy was told for a long time,
now there is streaming and so on,
we don't pay money for music anymore,
but they can live off the live performances.
They all make the mies. Yeah, nothing there.
They all make the bad ones.
How do you say bad things about the CEOs and CFOs?
I'd say you don't go live for money anymore.
You only do that when you're Adele or Taylor Swift.
But there are tickets for Stuttgart.
Just google Julia Becker-Welter.
Go to my Instagram.
There's everything you need in my profile.
There are tickets for Stuttgart.
Everything else is sold out. I'm everything you need in my profile. There are tickets for Stuttgart, everything else is sold out.
I'm looking forward to reading this book,
it will be published on November 12th, 2024.
With the title that I like, that's why I keep saying it.
If I don't go on holiday, someone else will.
That's something you say in the coffee kitchen, right?
It's also something you can comment on in a document.
Guys, I'm out of here now, it's Friday, half past twelve,
I'm going on the weekend, if I don't go on holiday,
someone else will.
One thing I would like to say,
there is currently a signature action
with the very good book deal from Nippes,
book deal Neuser Straße,
and also in my Instagram profile
you can order a signed book from me
about the book deal, an independent book deal, very good.
But now we have Walter Freiwald.
Sorry, sorry, it's over now. It's not personally meant, it's not mean either. Itller, very good. So now we have it at Walter Freywald. Sorry, sorry, it's over now.
It's not personal, it's not mean.
You're very direct.
No, I'm just making a stupid remark here.
I know, I know.
I'm looking forward to the book.
I'm looking forward to it too, I'm also satisfied now.
And I really don't say that often about my work.
Yes, I know.
But now I have to ask one thing.
So there are concerts, there are reading trips, there are performances,
the people are sad after the show, they go home.
So of course the entertainers on stage.
Many people have a great anticipation
for a concert like this.
They prepare themselves, there are many preparations.
But now I know someone in my closer circle of friends,
namely you.
You go to the concert and try to find out
what is the exact playlist
of the concert you
visit this evening or in a, or in two weeks.
And then you hear all the time this playlist,
the exact setlist of the course of the concert.
Yes.
Where I just have to ask myself a few questions.
Is that really then, so you don't take yourself
away a lot in the beginning when you go to the concert
and you hear the music in the order of the songs as they are played.
Well, in the best case you know the songs anyway.
So it doesn't matter if you know the order of the songs.
I don't understand that.
I like to be prepared.
And I recently did that at the Wolfpack concert,
that I looked at what the setlist was at the concert before.
And then I made a playlist with the process.
And then I put it nicely on the train track,
which took about 34 hours, I put the playlist with the process. And then I put it on the train track, which took about 34 hours,
and I put the playlist in there.
And when I was at the concert, the process was completely different.
Yes, so there are people who watch all mobile phones videos
with 360p, 480p on YouTube and other platforms
and already know exactly what they expect.
I always think it's like going to the cinema
and watching a movie that you haven't seen yet,
but before that I would like going to the cinema and watching a movie you haven't seen yet, but before that I want to read the script.
I study it for three weeks so I know exactly what to expect.
I have to say, Christoph, you're a tiny bit out of the boomerang.
No, not at all.
Even the people who sit in the cinema
and see the complete release.
Although you can't read anything because it's a 3-page script,
you can't recognize a single name, but you say, that's disrespectful,. Although you can't read anything because it's a 3-page script, you can't recognize a single name.
But you can say, that's disrespectful,
that people get up here, the If it was finished, I'd go. No respect for the film-making. I'm out. I have to figure out how to get rid of the 2-liter coke.
You always go before the end of the film,
so you can get out of the parking lot.
The film was good. I don't know what the ending was.
I had to check that I could get the ticket into the parking lot.
Those are the best people who run out of the parking lot
before the end of a football game or concert.
That's really the biggest amount of respect that goes, right? and run out of the concert just before the end of it, before they come out of the parking lot.
That's the biggest amount of respect that ever goes, right?
That's really an appreciation to the artists,
that you say, well, it's more important to me
that I get away with my SUV
instead of listening to it for the last five minutes.
You're in the traffic jam and the train is full.
I think artists should start by doing mega sick things in their last song.
The biggest surprise should be the last song so that everyone who's already in the park house is really annoyed.
And I want to say something because we just talked about cinema, Chris.
I have to say something. I was in the cinema once and now I have to tell you something.
You won't believe me if I tell you,
but the third Nacho-Schlitz is there.
The third Nacho-Schlitz is there.
I don't believe that.
It's there in the same cinema I always go to,
the same packages of nachos I always take.
There's the third Nacho-Schlitz now.
There is it, and you can't tell me
that I have nothing to do with it.
The problem was, you sucked it like three pots.
Three lids that you didn't put in those two slots for the lid.
Yes, three lids, but only two slots.
He didn't make any sense.
Well, but you always said that would be a reason for you to go into politics.
Now you can breathe.
Now you don't have to go into politics anymore.
That's our fun.
What does that mean now?
I'm sorry, but...
You little asshole.
But the third NATO lock is there. That's our only option. What does that mean? You little asshole.
But the third Nacho Schlitz is here.
And guys, a few weeks ago I said that.
And I made a big announcement
that something has to happen.
It's no coincidence that now the third Nacho Schlitz is here.
These are the few weeks that you needed for the production of the third Schlitz.
Yes, but I have to say, I think,
so to the concert theme again,
I think there are just two groups of concert visitors.
There are those who go to a concert
and want to be surprised
and maybe give the people on stage
such a confidence boost,
that no matter what is played today,
it will be so or so good,
then I don't have to prepare or know what to expect.
And then there are others who go there and want to see their expectations fulfilled.
That's my interpretation.
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So now we have to get to theement, end.
So, now we have to get to the point, Chris. I have a new case in my pocket.
I have something with me, I have something in my school bag,
and that is for the category Kicked Out.
It happened again, it was illegally kicked out again
in nature, in the wild, which doesn't belong there.
And that's why I would like to ask you to play a scene. ["The where trash has to be put behind a question mark, because often things are still useful.
Right. In this case it's a curious garbage find,
and it's always the same school rancid on the witch's steppe.
Unfortunately, you see trash in nature way too often,
but 20 disposed school rancid, that's a rare sight.
And then it happens twice in one year at the same place. It's July 11 when a KANews.de reader who wants to remain anonymous makes this special discovery.
At the long staircase to Karlsruhe Turmberg, the so-called witch's steppe, about 20 old school rams are piled up.
In April, the reader found several backpacks there and reported to the city.
So 20 school rams, now, recently, but already in spring.
At the same place. And wait a minute, from the same anonymous reader?
But I also got noticed right away. What's going on?
I read that too, I was also sent that.
So with great attention I follow this case.
So far there have been no new reports of school rants at the Hexensteffeler.
But what's going on?
An anonymous reader, twice the same guy,
who wants to remain anonymous,
finds school rams of not a small number, 20,
twice the same number,
which in my opinion is a school class size.
20 school rams.
In Germany, the classes are a bit bigger than in Switzerland.
We don't have as good a care key as you.
Yeah.
But what's going on there?
What's going on there?
And did the person who found the school How do you first ask questions? That's cynical. Asking questions is actually cynical.
You could say that every kind of research work is cynical.
Going bad into people's minds is cynical.
You should always start with the good.
You shouldn't suspect anyone of doing something bad.
An anonymous reader could be nine years old.
Nine-year-olds are reading newspapers, right?
They might be reporting an interesting information on a newspaper.
9-year-olds are reading newspapers, Chris.
But was it the teacher?
I don't feel like it anymore!
Go to hell!
But you only do the kids a favor if you take care of their school rants.
That's right.
Maybe a political, social statement from the students who say,
we don't lay down our weapons here and now, but our school rams.
Strike, right?
Student strike.
But I would like to point out the name of the place, and that is Hexensteffele.
Do we have anything to do with witches and sorcerers? Are these the 20 backpacks of
the upcoming magic students, of magic teachers?
I would say.
I don't know, I had to ask people on TikTok
who are a little bit with smoke and tarot cards.
They know more about witches than I do.
But, well, I think it's a tower,
I mean, or?
A witch tower.
So they won't be on the tower in the meantime.
So, school seats, just dropped off after school and then on the tower, they will be brought down again. Maybe they are won't be on the tower in the meantime. School and went to Rüttenscheidt with the RE6 from Gleis 978, from Essen-Borbeck
to the Debitcoffert-School and are now there in the boarding school.
Yes, as a big happening at the school, the rector is being cut in the back.
That's the highlight every year, the parents also like to come along,
who normally say, yes, the first day of school is a big deal,
but meeting the other parents is not my thing.
But the principal is being cut down.
We can do that.
And then one person invented a great magic spell,
namely how to make 20 school rats disappear
and let them reappear on the witch's staff.
I can't imagine anything else than at a magic school
that it's mega exhausting.
I'm sorry, but with the students who learn to magic, and then they magic away.
Yeah, they're always magicing some junk.
On the other hand, you can simplify life that way.
I never understood why Bibi Blocksberg
never just neatly cleaned her room.
It was always like, oh, I have to clean up, I don't feel like it.
And then I said, yeah, you're literally a witch.
Just clean your room, What's the problem?
I thought it was catch and whack.
I don't know, I also had BB Blocks back.
I never did magic. I thought it was nonsense.
I sat there and let myself go.
I'm sorry.
I always received this at ORF in Switzerland.
Very badly.
Saturday morning I got up early.
I got up at half past six left out a little restretto.
He looked at the stock exchange.
Yes, newspaper, weekly newspaper, Zeit, Welt am Sonntag.
And then I looked...
Cicero magazine.
Right.
I had a wool coat on, a wool coat.
And then I went for a walk.
And when I was at home, I went to the OEF,
the Casparlá Theater in Austria.
No, no, very bad. Yes, and that somehow fascinated me,
because it was so incredibly cruel.
This whole voice, the whole time.
These dolls are also for me like,
as if adults from the time
had processed their trauma in a doll.
They would have sewed it like that.
So, the job, now they sew their trauma.
Yes, exactly, it's also like that,
maybe in therapy, I don't know if that's still being done,
tell them not to me, but tell them about this hand doll.
Yes, exactly! The dolls definitely heard too much and saw it already.
Then we're in the main program at RTL, then we're at Sascha Grammel,
then it comes one after the other.
And these dolls, I'm telling you from the Kasperle Theater,
these are all retraumatized therapy dolls
that actually have to go somewhere themselves. But then they force that into the show business.
And then they go to the hotel room, put on makeup,
put on a mask in the corner.
Catering.
Yeah, catering.
What does Kasperle have on the rider?
What does he have?
Kasperle.
I said he has a sweet tooth.
He chewed on a sweet tooth.
He had some herb butter.
He filled a butter spender with herb butter.
Do you know this butter spender, but filled it with herb butter.
Do you know this herb butter spender in the hotel?
Yes, of course. I even mentioned it in my book.
But I think Kasperle is more of a drug addict.
I think he writes a good 10 grams on it or something.
A 10 gram bag.
I think that's no different in the media industry.
If Kasperle would probably be born today,
he would probably start doing TikTok. 25 years ago he would have been a Viva moderator.
He was born in the wrong time.
You do a lot of injustice to him.
His voice, he suffered a lot.
He can't do anything for it.
So would you just wash Kasperle in
and give him a good image?
Oh, then you have to look exactly into books, you have to contact a bookmaker,
see what's actually there, what's the net of life at the end of Kasperl?
What is the balance of life?
I'm joking.
Julia Letzenz and I did the philosophical radio of WDR 5 with Jürgen Wiebeke,
because I couldn't fall asleep.
And really the most stupid decision ever that I liked.
A show for zero to zero, about nothing.
Perfect for a sleepover.
And they talked for an hour about what is nothing.
It's not the absence of something.
If you have a table and you take a plate away,
it's not nothing, it's not the absence of the plate,
but something unimaginable.
Nothing is not even existent.
The number zero, that's why you can't divide by zero. Wait, nothing is not existent or nothing is not not existent?
That's the big question.
It's definitely not the absence of something.
I'm getting dizzy. I can't stand up.
Can you imagine? I did the episode at half past two in the morning.
You can...
That gives momentum.
But honestly, I got up at half past six, had to read the world on Sunday,
drink my Ristretto, go out with a when I was in high school, at a music school, where there was this really talented, talented boy
who was kind of tenth and looked like 34.
And he always drank espresso there,
I really hope caffeine-free,
and I think he already had lessons at the university
because he was so talented.
We were all like that in the early 20s, mid-20s.
He was just a boy, a child, a really small child.
And he always had this Florida TV look with the shirt and the sweater on it.
And then he had leather shoes.
I don't know where he was shopping, at Globus in Switzerland.
I don't know how he came up with this look.
But he had a fur collar, a little longer hair.
Actually like the elevator boys today, but a little more conditioner in it.
You can be sure that he invested in ETF 15 years ago.
I'm telling you, he already drove a Jaguar at 8.5.
A dark green Jaguar.
A real Harald Schmidt Jaguar.
I want to get back to the witch-stuff.
The 20 school rams.
I think, a plausible explanation of my sentence,
which I would like to give as a statement.
There was a time when they said, the school rams with the dolphins, I think, plausible explanation of my sentence, which I would like to give as a statement.
There was a time when I was told,
the school rancid with the dolphins.
What was it like for you?
I also had sea animals.
For me it was more like dolphins.
Not only dolphins, but also mussels and sea stars and stuff.
Yes, also blue and then with these...
Yes.
Wonderful.
And a scout, of course.
With the reflectors on the sides.
Those were the right boxes.
And then came the point where I said,
okay, that's my old self,
I'm wearing more restretto and world on Sunday.
I leave the school rancid behind me.
I come to the puberty, I need a cool ice pack.
Or I need... No one was there back then.
I think today it's again ice pack.
And you just have to put off the old me.
And I think we have a rite at the Hexensteffler in Karlsruhe
with 20 grown-ups who said,
we have to get rid of our school rams
and celebrate the rise together in our teenage decades.
The school rams are gone, we buy ourselves new cool backpacks
and we leave the old me there. And one of gone, we're buying ourselves new cool backpacks
and we're leaving the old me there
and one of us is still anonymously reporting that someone is still doing it.
So that was a process of decapitation of young adults?
Possibly, yes.
Well, then we've cleared that up, I'd say.
I hope we could now help the officials to solve the case.
I would say the information is there. Do what you want with it. I would say, the information is there.
Do what you want with it.
This responsibility now rests on your shoulders.
Let me lighten up the mood a bit. It was very dark.
Yes, please.
I have an end of the week. I wanted to give you a little cheer.
It was a small, small, fine observation
that just carried me through the day again yesterday.
It gave me the wings of a butterfly. It carried me through the day. They gave me the wings of a butterfly,
they carried me through the day,
because when it's very hot in summer,
and the humidity is high,
if you take a really cool drink,
a can, a glass or a bottle,
it doesn't matter,
and then you go outside with it,
and then condense the air
on the bottle, on the drink,
and it gets really wet,
and it's really cold, and that's a small double refreshment, because bottle, the drink, and it gets really wet and really cold.
And that's a small double refreshment.
You drink a drink and you also have a moisture, you have water in your hands that is very cold.
And that's a second refreshment, a double refreshment.
That's a free fresh kick on top.
Yes, we benefit from nature, from the air charged with moisture.
From the physics.
From the physics.
Physics.
And I mean, that's an inside-the-week.
We can say, we're enough for the hand as a society.
I have to contradict.
I don't want to make it malice,
but it's annoying when you have such wet hands
or when it drips on your pants.
It doesn't have to be that way.
I'm happy when my hands are wet,
not when my hands are sweaty, when it's something else.
And I have another one this week, a second exhibition.
But I don't know if we have time for that.
Of course, there's always time for that.
Something nice, what you know now, is to go shopping.
A concept that's well known to us.
But then there's also ordering shopping,
having it delivered home.
But what I've done a few times now is
ordering shopping and picking up purchases myself.
Because sometimes you're not at home, I'm not always at the home office either,
I have to go somewhere, but I have to buy something.
And then I was on my way to the train station and there's a supermarket.
And I've already ordered a few purchases and picked them up.
Because I can go in there with the shopping mall and somehow
get a deep-frozen pizza and a Red Bull myself.
I can also order something nice and don't have to go back to the basement, especially in the evening.
It's a very Rinni-friendly concept.
You come there and say, well, sometimes you have to give
yourself a pin or something.
I had the same thing in the drugstore, my trust.
This week, the first time I experienced it, they
set up there.
There is now like a parking lot from the post, they have
lockers in the store and you can order your shopping in the app at home,
in the store, someone in the drugstore,
put it together, put it in a bag,
and put it in a lock box.
And you just have to go in there with your code.
It opens automatically, you can go out of the store
without talking to one person and already ordered everything.
So I can just order 12 liters of milk fat and then it's good.
Horse fat, milk fat, euthanized fat.
2.5 kilos of horse fat.
Everything that's too embarrassing to pay at the cashier,
you can just deliver to the closing box.
That's very friendly, right?
The noise in the store after work is just horror.
You have no space,
then you have to put the shopping cart or the car somewhere.
Then someone puts something else in there.
Or like with us, it's being kidnapped.
The car is being taken away.
Then you have to start from the beginning.
I think that's a better concept.
But if you want, we can also make a drin-side.
I have a good question that came to me.
And would I have the desire to discuss it with you, because it has that came to me. And I would like to discuss it with you,
because it has already happened to me.
And it's a difficult situation.
It's about the topic field of telephone.
I'd love to.
And Jonas sent us a message.
But before that, I would like to play the part of the coach.
Drinsider, sharply requested. Jonas sent us an email at infoatdriniis.de with his question for the section Drinsider.
It's about the topic of calling.
Jonas writes, it has happened to me more often lately that I have called someone and
the call suddenly broke off.
That wouldn't be so bad.
If you call again, you might have
a short small talk topic.
There are people like me who say
oh, the battery was empty.
Sorry. The house is going through a tunnel.
Right.
But now, on my last phone call,
the conversation broke down
while we were already
in the introduction of the farewell.
The phone call was not officially ended yet, but there was already the obligatory short
silence followed by a hmm, yes, well, I have to do it again right away.
And right at this moment the call was gone.
Now I ask myself what to do in this situation.
Do I call again just to say goodbye so that it doesn't seem like I just put it on?
Do I leave it at that and I trust
that the other person is happy
that the conversation is over.
I don't want to look like an unfriendly asshole
who doesn't care about anything
but I want to call a little less.
Maybe you can finally solve this problem
with your expertise.
Greetings, Jonas.
It's something that's also in the air.
I call someone,
then you don't make up your mind,
and then in the worst case scenario,
you might see each other the next day,
and it's still hanging in the air.
It's like, there was something else,
you didn't say the last word.
Yeah, so my first impulse was actually
to send it directly by message.
Yeah.
Sorry, battery was empty,
then until next week.
Wink a smiley.
I think it has a lot to do with in what context it takes place. Because if you're friends with the person and you have the number on WhatsApp
and you send them something from time to time, then you can just say,
oh, my battery is empty, sorry, greetings and see you soon.
But now, if it happens professionally or in a formal context,
then it's a difficult thing.
Because a farewell is not only a formality, then it's a difficult thing.
Because after a farewell is not only a formality,
but also you show,
you thank yourself for the conversation,
or you say, yes, have a nice day.
You round off the conversation,
try to leave a good last impression.
And then just say, yes, well,
I don't have any more questions,
if you don't have any more questions,
then I would... and then go.
You can't really change the conversation.
Maybe I would rather use the letter,
write a letter and send it by writing.
So that you can be sure that the other person
has read it.
I would put something up, formally.
At Google Docs, where there are ten people
and they are watching you?
Yes, I would put it up,, and print it out on paper,
and then write it down in a envelope
and sign it so that you can go safely.
The person received it and got the information.
That was my battery empty.
I've learned something.
There are two different types,
maybe several types of writing,
but there's this one-pick type and then I think a transfer type.
So if you want to send an important document
to someone and that should be personally handed over,
it's a transfer type thing.
But that's problematic,
because if the person isn't there
and you have to send something in on time,
then it can't be assigned.
With a transfer type it's better,
because then something can be sent on Saturday afternoon.
On the 15th of June, at 5.30 pm, it was sent. With a I have a lot of important things to do, especially letters that aren't white, but have colors, yellow, blue,
and I have to make a few changes.
I've actually got a yellow envelope several times.
I know how it feels.
And I can imagine you're working at the post office,
because I think yellow suits you very well.
Not the yellow letters, but the yellow uniform.
Is that a compliment?
It's a compliment, but I think very few people can wear yellow.
It looks faster than when you're sick. Is that a compliment? It's a compliment, but I think very few people can wear yellow. It looks like you're sick, but in that case, yellow is a color
that's not pleasant.
But in your case, I would say with your Tyrolean tone,
that somehow fits you.
Would you say I have a sunny face now?
Or would it be...
You're definitely the person with the sunniest face I know.
So you wouldn't go that far now.
No, I wouldn't go that far.
No, I wouldn't go that far. But money would be good for you.
You advise Jonas to grab the filling-filler.
Right.
And to put up a letter.
But it's also difficult because he's running out of time.
You can of course send a different offer to the German Post.
That costs 70 euros. No idea.
But there's this express-signal where you say, I'll send half an A4 sheet and it costs 70 euros. No idea. But there's this express delivery where you say I'll send half an A4 and it costs 80 euros.
Well, that's the way it is.
That's the way it is, right?
That's the way it is, right?
All good!
When the battery is empty, you have to spend 80 euros.
Who takes it, has to take it. That's for sure.
Right, that's the way it is.
I would say, if the conversation is formal,
I think the SMS is underestimated.
The SMS?
You can clip it out like this, you can post it as a quote-cachel.
New word of the year, SMS.
I would like to have a cachel like that at the title-thesis-temperament
and then you say, SMS is underestimated, Chris Sommer.
Because I think WhatsApp is something private. You have a photo right away and then you have a I was on the status of my driving teacher. Who was laying in the garden with his dog.
And then he sees that I saw it, it's so uncomfortable.
WhatsApp is such a private thing.
That's why I think SMS has something more formal.
In a professional context, you could write behind it,
hi Heiko, there was the battery plate.
A bit less serious, that was the battery plate. A bit less serious than in the big industry.
Then it's clear.
The battery was empty, sorry, have a nice day, thanks for the interview.
Thanks for the interview, if you have questions.
Here's my email address, I'm not reachable for you anymore.
Get in, Heiko.
By the way, in the business context,
it's interesting to hear all the self-employed people
who are sitting with the fear of tax.
You want to reduce something.
You have business expenses.
Yes, yes, you go to eat and you have to order a printing patron.
Now I saw something.
It's a bit older.
It may be that people already know it,
but there is probably a burger chain in Canada.
And they had the idea that if you are a burger and fries,
it is difficult to rid of the tax.
It's hard to get the business out of the way,
like for example, printing patron or printing paper,
or like many of my colleagues do,
what I've just learned,
to get rid of all kinds of streaming providers,
because it's always research.
Why didn't I know that before?
RTL+, Netflix, Disney+, everything is being removed.
Well, that's another topic.
I'm putting my Game Boy Color.
Yeah, in any case, this burger chain has its burgers,
its menus, now unnamed,
according to office articles,
which then appear on the bill,
on a document that can be submitted like this.
So for example, they have their house burger
unnamed in Basic Steels Dabler.
So it's called Hefter, right?
Or the Palm F fries are now called
CPU Wireless Mouse.
And it says on the bill
CPU Wireless Mouse, 6 dollars.
And then you can use it like that
with the tax.
My question is, does it taste like heft
or does it taste better?
There's another burger called
Ergonomic Aluminium Laptop Stand.
Well, there are many restaurant chains that are struggling. from another burger called Ergonomic Aluminium Laptop Stand. Mmh.
Well, there are many restaurant chains struggling,
and that's an idea to attract another customer.
Yeah, but for me as a freelancer, that's very confusing,
because when I go there to eat and get the ad,
I don't know if I should call it office costs,
advertising costs, or a review ad. I ate something, but at the same time I also bought a hole and a sucker.
Good point.
In Canada there are probably no rating bills, because there are always all kinds of businesses.
From the dishwasher to the millionaire, everything is a show.
In every conversation you could be discovered as a viral hit somewhere.
Probably that's a different opinion.
Is Canada as bad as the US?
Do you have more information?
It's a cliché where I just go over it from a Eurocentric perspective.
I really don't know anything about Canada except that they have maple syrup
and they make a sauce out of their fries.
But if I were interested, I would google it.
Oh god, the people from Canada, they're already hitting the test.
Now there's a peppered news.
You honestly come from Switzerland, right?
In Canada, Europe.
Yes, nobody cares about that either.
So I don't care.
Yes, well, I think that's a great thing with this concept.
I would now very much like to eat a takka.
I'm hungry for it now.
I'm hungry for a nice big takka.
Takkabel.
Idea, name suggestion.
Now a really good gag to wrap it up.
I've cleared everything up with this one, Julia.
I can't do it anymore.
Thanks for joining us.
And Julia, thanks for joining us in our room.
It was a lot of fun.
It's very white and I hope I can touch a cool coke somewhere.
In case of doubt also a stranger.
I have to go anyway, I have to buy 20 shoes.
So we'll hear from you next week again on Drenni Tuesday, we'll be back.
Until then, have a nice week, goodbye.
Goodbye and bye.
Bye.
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