DRINNIES - Der Wald-Gourmeggle

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

Typisch: Giulia und Chris haben mal wieder absolut garnichts sinnvolles beizutragen, aber für alle ein offenes Ohr. Warum wurde Chris als Funkwecker-Experte für die IFA angefragt? Wieso führt Giulia Krieg gegen die Kräuterbutterindustrie? Und warum kann eine elektronische Fußfessel auch eine Chance sein? Einschalten und genießen.PS: Wer trägt am linken Fuß eine 44,5, am rechten eine 45 1/3 und möchte sich demnächst orangene Sneaker mit Einlegesohle kaufen? Bitte melde dich.Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm so tired, Chris. What's the reason? We're in summer, so we have to release our energy, right? I think it's a mistake. It's exactly the opposite. In summer I'm tired, in winter I'm agile. I'm like a professional ski racer. I'm doing well, I'm going down the mountain like a flash.

Agile, but not agile. Agile, but not agile. Agile, but not agile. Agile, but not agile. Agile, I'm more tired, in winter I'm agile. I'm like a professional ski racer. I'm doing well, I'm going down the mountain like a lightning bolt. Agile, but in the apartment. Yes, right. Welcome to a new episode of Drehnies.

We're back, we hope you're doing well. And if you're not, that's okay. If you're tired, that's okay too. Let it happen. Open the window, you don't have to go out in the sun, you don't have to go to work, you don't have to socialize. Let it go well, push my quiet ball. I do that too.

As soon as you're done with the podcast, I'll plant myself back on my recamiere and go into the fair. You don't really notice that when you're tired, which is also scary, I think. Do you think? Yes, I don't really notice, I have to say. I am extremely good at arranging the voices and the sound of the voices of people,

how the person is doing. And I hear that immediately, well, I have to speak for the people I know personally. I hear that immediately on the phone, already at the first hello, how a person is doing. Also with prominent people. So how would you say, how is this person doing? 11 out of 10. Very good. I wouldn't worry about it at all. I wouldn't send any gift or flowers. I wouldn't ask if you want to go for a walk.

I think John is doing really well. But why not? He has his own tomato sauce. So I would be fine too. He has his own pasta sauce. Yes, I would be often send me Bon Jovi, but with the Italian Vietrovani Bon Jovi. And that's his family name. You think, funny, he made a pun with Bon Jovi in Italian. But of course he's called that.

His relatives did it. A brother and an uncle. They live so much on the tomato sauce prayer. Bon Jovi, John Bon Jovi, passed out in a can, basically. Passed out, Bon Jovi. Julia, I have an end of the week. I want to lighten up the mood a bit. I want to bring it to a turning point.

And this week in the bus I saw something where I just have pure enthusiasm and overwhelming admiration for it. A man got in with a small case, a file case. Do you know the suitcase for the purpose? Yes. And he had a big weekly newspaper under his arm, which I saw afterwards. I saw a big newspaper, a really big thing,

where I thought, yes, print media in Germany can't do that badly. Yes! With so many files in it. Yes, brochures, magazines. And I thought, yes, it's back on the computer, Yes! With so many where there's still one free, and not in the hallway, in the hallway, in the bus, and then other people who get off, take the place. So it really touched the heart, sat down and then really appeared by a man standing in the middle of life.

He doesn't say, there's too little space in the bus, the people are stressed, it's Monday morning. He first opens his newspaper, his weekly newspaper, really a huge newspaper, it seemed to get bigger and bigger. He didn't read it completely on this half-hour bus ride, but I'd say he got into half of it.

He started at the front, at the first page, at the headlines, read it through, meticulously, article by article, page by page, in this bus, with this huge newspaper. It shook. People fell over. People complained about the delay. But he, in pure zen-like, meditative peace, read his weekly newspaper. Sometimes someone came by in the hallway,

then he turned around a bit, closed the newspaper, nodded, then he continued reading. And that's my end of the week. People in rumbling, wobbly, full-fledged bus, who have a meditative calm and read their weekly newspaper like a zen, spreading minutiously from line to line. I really find that admirable.

I would have giggled for two seconds already. I can't read anything while driving, not even on my cell phone, that would be bad. But then also a newspaper. They are so big and bulky. And the numbers, the font is so small, the numbers are so close together. If you drive over a bump in the 30s zone,

I've already lost the numbers. I'd have to start from the beginning, to get back to the point where I was in the text. You have to do that for decades, otherwise you can't control it. It's an art. I've rarely seen something so sovereign in everyday life, like this one, and that's mine in the week. We need that in the European Parliament.

Yes. Let's see, yes. But it definitely looked like it had something important to do, and maybe it was on its way to the implementation of a parliamentary office, into the legislative, maybe even into the executive. The newspaper minister. Yes. Pure admiration. I'm from the generation of people

whose parents had a print-out of the daily newspaper. Every morning at 5 a.m. the daily newspaper came. It was a really big buzz. The winning newspaper, in case anyone says it, it was a real quality journalism. The winning newspaper, if anyone says so, it was a real quality journalism. Was, but no longer available. It's still available, but... But no quality journalism anymore.

No, and I won't say anything more about it, but it was definitely a big hit. And now, when I think about it, it's totally annoying, right? Every day such a big hit of old paper came up. Every day, seven days a week. What a lot of old paper you had. You could have built a second house

after four weeks from all the newspapers. Yeah, but honestly, everything is recycled. You can consume it with the best conscience. Just like in Zurich, when I was in the lower village, where I passed by a sustainable shop, where everything is sold, backpacks, things of everyday life. And then one of the most cynical words ever stood, over the cash register,

buy you a better world. And that's nice, right? When things are recycled, you can consume them with the best conscience. We love to buy things. Well, it's possible. But I really have to bring in a more serious note here. It's not always nice, print is a trend,

and people read in the newspaper. There are things where I have to bring people to court, with celebrities, where I have to say, attention, now I have to raise my finger. Not like that, my dear. And I've heard radio this week, sometimes WDF4, and now, for a while, in a variety of ways, My dear. And I listened to radio this week, sometimes WDR 4, and now, for a while, I've had the feeling

I have to let some youthful Elan into me, then I switch to Cosmo, where WDR, Radio Bremen, and RBW. That's cool when you never know a song when something's on. Yes, and I like that. You get surprised. Then there are sometimes word posts, that's interesting. A good potpourri. And then a song came up that I thought, that doesn't really fit in at first sight.

It came from Rihanna Umbrella. This banger from 2007 or 2008 or 2009 or 2010, around the set. And then in the intro, Jay-Z is heard. Yeah. The rapper. The GOAT. And in the intro he says something I thought,

Jay-Z, my dear, is that a good idea? Then he says, Rihanna, Good Girl Gone Bad. That's the name of the album with the song on it. Take three. And then I thought, wait a minute, take three? He's saying right now, that's the third visit, that's the third take we're doing here. I want to hear the other two takes.

Where I also think, is that so cool to say, we have the third run-in here and maybe it'll work this time? I think to myself, is it cool to say, we have the third run and maybe it'll work out this time? I'll do the first one. Rihanna, good girl gone bad. Take one. Take one. Let's do it again. Like this podcast.

Hustler and Reusperer are being cut out. Microphone check. He says take three. And then I have to say, my dear J.C., is that a good idea? My dear J.C., is that such a good idea? My dear J.C. I'd like to support you for your future career. Please go over all your intros and lyrics again

and please replace take three, take two, take four with first take. Because it looks more sovereign if you can say, perfect on the first try. I nailed it right away, one take. Yeah, that's my week out, J.C. who says first try. I nailed it right away. One take. That's my week's out. Jay-Z says, take three. I find it embarrassing.

Jay-Z, go over the books again. Yeah, you can do that in two or three hours. Go to the studio, rent yourself in, say a few first takes, take one. And then I would offer to cut it all in. He can do that at home with Ableton. Yeah, he does it with Garage Band. As I know him, he does it with Garage Band. As far as I know, he does that with Garage Band.

Sparnotiz. He didn't buy a single plugin, everything standard. Metronome. Honestly, this podcast has been produced for almost four years now. You don't have to buy anything. There's everything. Speaking of which, I have to say something. I have to clarify something here.

My post office has been boiling for over a week. I mean, I've never experienced anything like this since we dared to say in a podcast that you can open all doors in your house in Cologne with a key to your house and that you can simply put the key in the building for 8 euros. That was an exclamation. That was because exclamation.

That was the case for me because I lived in a fucking old building with simply glazed windows. And the people who heard that were sometimes so excited because they said, no, that's not true, there are keychains, you have to buy a card, you can only buy it with a verified dealer. And I said, chill, guys, chill. But this time, they put one on it. There was a rule-breaking shitstorm in my post office. And for the following reason,

and this hits me very deeply, that's why I have to mention it here. Last week we made a so-called joke. You, Chris, made a joke. You allowed a little joke, a linguistic twist, and you spoke out the words June and July, Yulo and Junai. Yeah, so I have to say, comedy-wise, I'm barely getting any better.

We were all up there. We thought it was super funny, which I thought. I laughed about it. I thought it was funny. I thought it was delicious. I thought it was delicious. And what did I have to learn?

People are out of sight, they have foam in their mouths, they have foam in their lips. Jan Böhmermann, the aspiring adult comedian from Cologne-Erenfeld, has been making this joke for decades, maybe even in his podcast, it's a long time now, and we didn't know. And that's what I'm particularly happy about,

that people are pointing us out, that we would have stolen know. And that's what I'm especially proud of, that people are accusing us of stealing. Because that's a question of pride. Yeah, that's true. I wouldn't do that either. Especially not with someone you've made a joke about. You'd be stealing yourself. You'd be stealing yourself.

But I want to say this very clearly. The credits for this joke, for this language joke that Christa designed, thought he had designed, they go to 100% to Jan Böhmermann. We don't have any shares in there. I did design it, the little Jokos I allowed myself. The Jokos. But originally someone else had thought of it.

I want to mention that we didn't steal it, because that would be embarrassing if we would steal it from another bigger podcast. I wouldn't allow that. I won't submit this joke at the VG World because that would be embarrassing if we were stealing from a bigger podcast. No, that's fine. I won't use this vid for the next episode. I won't do that. Jan, this belongs to you 100%. It didn't grow on Chris Mist.

I want to say it again. Mist is too negative for me. It was a good joke. I just have to say it like this. The credits are going out. And to get away from this shitstorm in my post office... I didn't notice anything. Nobody contacted me.

I'm a woman, I get it all. The people write to me, I'm accessible, I'm emotionally available, you know? And to get that out of the way, thanks for your messages. I've learned about it, I've cleared it up with this. To get the topic out of this topic into something nice, which could also affect the community, I think. I had an idea.

And I'm facing the problem, and I know, Christ, that you're facing the problem too, that we have two different big feet. Yes, many people have that. Many people have that. But I haven't had that on a screen for a long time. So of course you don't have identically big, often millimeter-sized feet. Right. And that creates problematic situations

when buying shoes. Not too rarely does one shoe fit, among other things. You'd need the same shoe, one size smaller or bigger on the other foot. You can't always buy two pairs of shoes just to put them together. Now I had the idea, Chris. Now hold on, please. Hold on, I have an idea.

And that is the shoe-parts. Mhm. You'd have to connect the people who have two different feet, in the best case still from the same region, who then become shoe-parts. One has 42.5 on the left foot, on his right foot 41.5, and the other one is the other way around. And they always buy pairs of shoes together

and exchange them for each other's shoes. And I would do that like this. You'd have to do a community post, which is often done, where you say, now, network with them, please exchange, say, I'm from the Krais Reh brand, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, That's how the law works. The starting position is the following. We all have different feet. And you're looking for someone to fight you. investment case. how people work for our wealth. Right. That's always very popular. You just say, hmmm, you can think about it, how can I get my wealth? Ah, I could call up the people in the comments to network.

I find that so interesting to watch. Then you suddenly have 4000 comments, because the people say, I'm also looking for someone who carries a six-pack of water with me. You know? Yes, people from the German-speaking world, who also like salt and pepper. Please connect to my comments,

because I can tell from my stats that the range has been broken down a bit. It would be nice if you could work a bit for me and I don't have to think too much. I don't want to be too cynical, on the contrary, I want to call you up and I'm thinking about our Trini's meme page and I know the person who does it,

she definitely listens. And she's an angel. She's literally an angel. Hope Angel Sylvia. Hope Angel Sylvia. Like the child from the Volney family. Like Sarafina's daughter, yes. Hope Angel Sylvia, this is for you.

Can you please open a shoe store? Open a shoe store for shoe-makers. We need the post on our Trini's Memes Instagram page, so that people can connect with two different feet, exchange ideas. And my biggest dream would be that shoe partnerships really arise and people buy a pair of shoes and then link us. I think that would make me really, really happy.

Because that's where I really felt the danger. Now I could make the world a little better in these difficult times, in this fucked-up society. You know? Yes, but please don't link me. Although I have to say, I could also use help. This week I ordered a pair of shoes, so actually two pairs in two different sizes. Yes, of course.

Of course, to try them on, because I'm always somewhere between 45 and 46. But I won't tell you which foot is bigger. I'll just do it for myself, the shoe part. Hard to get, Chris. Exactly, and I then, really, almost an hour, certainly a quarter of an hour, always walked back and forth from the apartment,

because I just couldn't say, yes, good, the smaller size, 45, it's a bit on one foot, a bit on the toe in front. 46 is actually perfect on this foot, but on the left I have too much play. And then I tried it. I ran back and forth, 45 minutes, hour. And I have to say, until today I haven't really

reached the end result. But then I thought, how could you use this business-wise? And I thought, you could do that as a late-night segment in a late-night show, that I try on shoes. If you don't know how to fill the late night show today, that you always switch to me, into the apartment and see what's the status,

have I already found the shoe, have I already decided for a pair. And I'd like to ask you, can we order online to try on? For certain clothes you have to do it, for certain clothes sizes You have to do it for certain clothes, for certain clothes sizes, also for certain shoe sizes, because they just don't exist in the market.

But if I know, I'm in a shoe store, and there are people, and people are looking, and they want a shelf, I couldn't take a three-quarters of an hour. There would be a completely different pressure, a completely different burden would not be on my shoulders, but on my back of the foot. Then I would have to get a few hours to get there. It would be a completely different pressure, a completely different burden. I would have to get to the result much faster.

For people who can't decide, is the local retail, the better choice, or is trying it at home the better option? I find it very difficult to order my motto and then try the shoes at home for so long that they have run out so much that you can't send them back. I think it's a bit like ordering and then trying on the shoes at home for so long that they're so worn out that you can't send them back. Then sadly you have to say, oh, I have to keep them all.

And then you automatically have the option to exchange the shoes with the sizes so that it fits on both sides. I think I subconsciously do that, that I then run them in for so long until they tell me, oh, the sole is now down to 2 millimeters, they can't give it back. That's what I do with books. I order them from the big shipping dealer on the internet, read the book and if I like it, I send it back

and go to the local book store and buy three of them. But you have to say, I think online is practical for Lenis, you don't have to put the pressure in the changing room, the hose gets longer, the pressure gets higher. Then in the end, when you've tried it and it doesn't fit, you have to tell this person at the end of the changing room, where I never know, that it doesn't fit, do I have to give it up? Or what is the function?

Sometimes you get a piece of paper, a flag, where it says how many pieces of clothing you've tried, you have to give them back, sometimes you don't. Then you stand there like this, don't know what to say. I've often just left my clothes in the changing room out of pure despair because I didn't know how to deal with this person in the end. Yes, I only know that too well, but I have to say,

I'm, as I said, I'm almost, I can actually, there are no more shops with my clothes, that's why I haven't done that for years. I don't even know if that's even true with the changing rooms, because I haven't seen a changing room from the't done that in years. I don't even know if it's still like that with the dressing rooms. Because I haven't seen any dressing rooms in years. But I'm not sad about it either. Because there are always such terrible mirrors with such light. So you can see that.

I don't think that's justified in the dressing room. I have the impression that I should just be in a dressing room without wanting to buy anything, without trying on a piece of clothing, so that they feel welcome too. Actually, it's a good place to enjoy the peace, when you're in the mall or you have to sit. There are often too few benches. Just sit down in front of the door and maybe take a nap

while sitting with your head down on your chest. I have to say, in general, in public, peace is something nice. You don't want to be talked about. And if you're asked to go somewhere, you have to give them an excuse. This week, I was asked, can you tell me where the bus stop is?

Where the bus stop is an island for bus 394 to so and so. And then I said, unfortunately I can't help you. A person laughed at me so much, where I thought, hmm, does she know who I am and in what situation I'm in and what podcast I have? Well, question marks have risen. I was able to moderate it well, continued my way to the train station.

But in general, being addressed is always a thing. But I noticed yesterday on TV, there is already a situation where I would like to be addressed. And that is when Julia Larschick misses this show. Or I don't know what it's called now. The person... Still misses it. A reporter who's looking for people

who haven't seen each other in a long time. Who haven't contacted each other for a long time. Exactly. A great-uncle emigrated to Venezuela 30 years ago. Or 1945. Or 1945. And hasn't called in decades. That's a shame. We were always so good. We were also fishing.

The Adalbert and we. Exactly. And I want to say, if Julia Leischick meets me and says, hello, we're looking for Tim Taylor from Ohio, and you live in the neighborhood, I'm just coming by car from the parking lot and have to crank the window down I just came by car from the parking lot and had to roll down the window.

From your Toyota Prius. Yes, Julia Leischick speaks to me. I'd like to give you an explanation. I know pretty well who lives around me. And even more important, who lived around me. I could say, Tim Taylor, the father of the great-uncle of a person he never wanted to meet again,

lived here until 30 years ago, moved to Minneapolis and worked there in an ironware store. I don't know more. I know everything, but I don't know more. Exactly. Even better, if you were looking for people who didn't want to be found in this show. The neighbor who never gave the vertical deodorizer back or somehow scratched the Fast and Furious DVD 7

and then suddenly wasn't more tangible. I would like that more and that would be the only reason why I would like to be addressed now and I'm almost expecting it. But there are people, there are people who can't handle it at all to address someone, they make the situation very uncomfortable for one. There are people who can't handle it at all to approach you. They make it very uncomfortable, the situation for one.

But there are also people who can do it, who can handle it, that it doesn't get uncomfortable for you. And I remember when we didn't travel to New York for too long, we traveled with the plane, not with the Queen Mary, who is driving for 30 days. With the tandem. And we got on the plane and you're always greeted by the flight attendants. And one flight attendant already smiled at us in a very special way, where I thought, hmm, maybe she knows us. And of course I smiled back, how I am.

I am a friendly natural. I am friendly to the people in my environment. And when we sat down and the whole service started, this person came to us and said in a calm tone that only we could perceive, I just want to warn you, I'm also a drinnie. And that's why I'm not going to bother you today. I'm just going to ask you what you want to drink. And it was really like that. She said it once, it was really nice, friendly, polite.

We were happy that she was a drinnie listener. And then she didn't talk to us anymore. She treated us as, friendly, polite. We were happy that she was a hearing aid. And then she stopped talking to us. She treated us normally, like everyone else. So you expect a special treatment? No, but there are people who are weird, or they peck, some people peck like that. But she was so nice. And she mastered it perfectly in a discreet tone.

And it was just friendly, and I was really happy. And I'm always happy when you don't expect it, when you're on your way on vacation, in your jogging pants, with your most comfortable underpants on, that someone comes and says, I'm also a drini. And then I also asked myself, is it a drini-friendly job, flight attendant?

Isn't it actually hell? Isn't it hard for drinis? Certainly. You're constantly surrounded by people, it's loud, you have to approach people, you don't understand each other. Tomato or orange? Tomato!

Yes. What could that be? Did she mean tomato? I'll ask again. Orange or tomato? Exhausting. What I'm really sorry about, and I'm guilty myself, in times of noise cancelling headphones, I think it's a pain to be a flight attendant.

Because I always have them on,, but when they come and ask something and I didn't see it, they have to wave at me and sometimes touch my shoulder to check it. I'm sorry, it must be really annoying for them. I think that's why you should make train rides more attractive. In the sense that you do it more than in the plane. The interior insulation of the ICE must be massively dismantled. Yes.

Then it has to get much louder, that you don't understand and have to shout at each other. Then I think more people would also be driving trains. Yes, and the ICE would have to get some surface-coating on both sides with turbines, so that it can then also lift off and then fly in the air. Yes, general safety instructions, but maybe more to be taken as you take it.

Not to call in the quiet area. But Germany is not just the German train for me. Many people argue about how terrible everything is. Germany is also the country of fairs. There are many fairs, there are fairgrounds, for example in Cologne-Deutsch, where I was vaccinated. That was a nice experience. I imagined it would be the sanitary fair, and then you could look at new shower curtains

and shower sprays, new thread, back-pump valves. On the thread fair. And I think, honestly, fairs are something good. You can go there if you're not working, because you can enjoy the bath in the crowd. You don't have to interact with people,

but you get a lot of offers. Especially goodie bags. Exactly. And a pencil, a ruler, a rat fumble. Rat fumble. And I had a request for the IFA, I think the international radio show. As what? Yes, doing something there.

As a radio expert. Right. With a solar power plant, radio power. I'm controlled by Greenwich. I can't go there, unfortunately. I know someone mentioned it. There are these food stalls, or even a candy fair in Cologne. Nanuga or something.

Yes, and someone also reported it. You need to be so careful. You can't get in there easily if you're not a show host. It's harder than Berghain. You can't get in there. Exactly, I would have to do it myself. In sweets, goods, shops, shops.

And then I could go to the fair, and you as an escort. But you can't get in there. I would like to go to fairs, you get something offered, you can look, and not to the schabernack. I would take it seriously and I would like to go with the new backstab valves, with the new toilet paper holder, for example the caravan fair. We've talked about it before.

The fair where it's all about camping and all that stuff where people steal toilet paper from the exhibition's mobile homes. They steal everything, like the ravens. They take every screw off. I want to go there too and I would take that seriously. Especially the candy fair, I would take it very seriously. I would try it very consciously through the things. I would say that too. I would like sweets very seriously. I would try it out very consciously. I'd say that.

I'd like to address potential dealers and exhibitors. We'd love to take an invitation. I'd say that. You have to make an appointment. I have to make an appointment. But I think we're very grateful guests on a sweets show. Chris, what really excites me is that we've been driven by shabanak-Shindluder was driven again

into the forest, into our forests, into our nature, which we all should protect and protect. Was it a joke? Not only was it a joke, but things were also kicked out. I'd like to ask you to play a scene from the movie, because that's the best part. a la Sau. In Baden-Württemberg, unbeknownst perpetrators have illegally disposed of oil tanks with residual content and numerous car seats in the forest.

Now the police investigate. A witness on June 7, 2024, in the Stadtwald near Baden-Weiler-Lippburg, two 1000-liter hot oil tanks with about 200 liters of residual oil, consisting of old oil, were found. The fire brigade was able to pump the oil and bring the tanks to the factory. On the 13th of June, another similar discovery was found. In the Grießheimer Wald, a hot oil tank with 2000 liters of capacity and a residual of about 50 liters of old oil was found. In addition, in the Griesheimer Wald,

a montage was made for hot oil tanks next to 15 car seats, matching a concentration consisting of three tanks. The disposed parts were also brought to the factory. So I don't lean too far out of the window when I say that's not possible. That's not done. That really doesn't work.

So hot oil tanks and car seats were disposed of there. Kept out. Now, of stations and car seats have been removed. Is the question now, is that fear of the Greens? Did a person not get the latest election results and is afraid that the heating laws will be implemented and cars will be banned and now already prophylactically remove everything? Yes, prophylactically bring everything into the forest, because soon the green government will be here. And then we will all just ride our bikes and will heat up with wooden pallets that we light up in the garden ourselves. But it wasn't just that that got tinkered.

I was played a TikTok. Unfortunately, there is no exact date for the location. I can't say exactly where it was, but I saw it with my own eyes. Someone filmed it. The person was in the forest and found 50 kilos of herb butter. And these small ones from Meckle, but also this non-brand product in red. This complete package, 50 kilos of it.

So there was a gherkin Meckle, did he have a pig in the forest? The gherkin Meckle in themet has driven his being again. You have to say TikTok, where people always film a trustworthy source. Can you just take that in advance? How much kilo? 50. That's a lot.

So are there the herb baguettes somehow obsolete? Did the baguettes run out and then you didn't put any herb butter on it? Or what's going on? I have to say, for the defense Go-Maggle-Devil of the forest. I don't want to defend it, you shouldn't get anything out of the forest. I want to say that clearly, but one thing, one little thing I can understand.

The butter you buy ready tastes always shitty. Oh, nonsense. Yes, it always tastes shitty. It's about shit. Shit? Are you serious? No, it tastes shit. All the world you serious? No, it tastes like shit. All the world's butter and herbs companies send me a bunch of stuff.

I eat it all. I'm not going to give up. And you know what's annoying me even more? That you can make your own butter and herbs and that it's a lot cheaper than the ones you buy and tastes a lot better. And I think if you have to heat up the butter at room temperature and then just throw in a few herbs

that you want to use to make the tikka. And then just stir it with a hand mixer and put it in the fridge. I'll tell you something, you bought butter, you bought herbs from the tikka, you bought the hand mixer, you do it yourself with the butter and the herbs. Just buy herb butter. But it doesn't taste good. No, it doesn't taste good. And I have a little empathy, a little understanding that you want to lose 50 kilos.

I understand that. That you lose weight. I don't understand that. I think butter is fat, fat is oil. I think someone with herb butter had a heating oil tank that was no longer there, exhausted because of fear of the green government. I think someone had a gas station with butter and herbs that weren't there anymore. They were scared of the government. So you had to get the butter and herbs out of the forest. You don't need them anymore.

How awesome would it be to have a house if you heated it with butter and herbs? I'd love that. What did you make out of the cars that were turned into old frying oil? Or rapeseed oil and stuff. There was a time, in every village, there was a guy who said,

I have my Audi Quattro converted into old frying oil. He came, could drive 200 meters, and then he got shit. But in every village, under A1, in Switzerland, where every village is identical, there was one who had to use the exhaust, and then it smelled. I always thought, have you ever done that

at the traffic police, at the TÜV? Is that so taken away? Is that his right? Did it also smell like fries from the exhaust? I can't say that anymore, but also sentences like, the older the frying oil, the better. Like frying, there are people, the older, the more often it gets through the hatch, the better. I saw that at Rach, the restaurant tester.

He took over a really old, shabby, moldy shop with a really old industrial kitchen. There was everything in there, and there was the frying fat in the frying pan for years. It was so disgusting, it was so old. And then Christian Rach said, this is the jackpot, that's the best thing that could happen. The oil in there, it keeps it all nice and smooth. It keeps the frittata, so to speak.

That's how it's still intact, that there was oil in there all the time. That's right, then it doesn't rust, I learned that too. But that's sick, right? You have an eight-year-old frying oil, where the stink bugs are still in there. But I think if it would rust a little bit, then you'd still have a different taste. A different... A rust aroma.

A rust aroma. But I have something else now, something urgent. A question from the inside. Andi has contacted me, knocked on the door and said, please, please, now I need a solution and something that has already happened to me. But before we go into media series with Andi's concerns, let's shoot the coach off for DrinSider.

Let's go. Andi is a real man. I always say that the topic field of parties, social events. He writes, I come to the point, I often faced the problem I'm now facing again. I am invited to a party or event with my partner from her environment. Now my partner has to cancel for other reasons, for example important appointments, work, illness or something else. Now I'm alone without a suitable excuse. Do you have a tip how to solve this situation?

Going to a party alone, where you are just the trailer, from my point of view, is not at all questionable. To invent the same excuse as my girlfriend, for example, my grandpa also has a birthday, or I also have to go to a prenatal school the next day, or I broke the same leg, is also not questionable. To invent another excuse is too obvious. or I have to go to a prenatal training the next day, or I broke my leg the same way, doesn't matter either. To invent another excuse is too obvious.

To tell the truth and to put the cards on the table that you feel very uncomfortable with a lot of strangers is a big step and probably causes misunderstanding. Do you have a solution for that? Greetings from Karlsruhe, Andi. I have a solution. My go-to solution for such problems is to always say, I can't come, I have an electronic footrest. I don't want to go into it now, but it is what it is.

It is what it is, I can't change it. Until at least May 2028. It happened to me, I slipped into a thing. My lawyer says, it goes faster than you think. And I mean, I have 300 meters radius. I can still go to the grocery store. You can come to me, I just can't go shopping. I only come to the grocery store, but only to the shelf of the herb butter. And behind it is already a closed zone. I can take care of 50 kilos of herb butter at a party, but not more.

And I wanted to get rid of the herb butter, but the gas station was 500 meters, but the forest station was 500 meters, but the forest was 200 meters. Well, Andy doesn't want that. He doesn't want an excuse. But there's a problem that I've already experienced. When you know friends of friends, it's not really important if you're in a relationship, a romantic relationship or not,

then there's the situation that you know people well enough to go to the party as a fan, but going there alone, you don't know them enough and there are too many strangers. It happened to me once, you said no, you couldn't, and then I assumed, for me it's no no. Yes. And I want to praise Andy and his partner.

They understand each other as individuals. Yeah, remarkable. And I figured out that I was in the same group. It's totally utopian that I go there alone. I didn't go there and suddenly the message on WhatsApp comes up. Say, are you coming today? And then I realized, oh my, oh my. I have a problem now.

And then I just said,ouch, ouch, ouch. I have a problem now, and then I just said, oh, is that today? And, yes, good, that has... Oh, that's annoying. I unfortunately have to get three more hot oil tanks today. So... I don't really know if I'll be able to do that in time. So, I don't think that's really worked out.

I think it was pretty clear to the other person that I didn't want to go there. But of course, you don't like to go into society from strangers and have to get to know each other first. It's exhausting. We had the Drinni des Monats story where someone had an appointment with someone else, I think on the evening of the Games. And this friend, the bridge between the Drinni des Monats person and the other one, delayed herself for 1, 2, 3 hours and the Drinni from the monthly audition didn't go in to have a small talk with the other one.

And that's the same problem. So what do you do? Maybe throw a counter-party. Maybe say, I know you like parties, but I'll do one too. I love her much more than you. I mean, she'll be awesome. Come to me. I think you'll probably crash on open arms. And if you don't come, I'm pissed. Yeah. I feel betrayed by you as my real friends.

Pressure, turn the skewer around, and just demand something from you. And say, you are my friends and you're coming, Felix. Yeah. Flip the motherfucker around. But what's also brilliant, actually, is to have a party when you know everyone else is at another party. They're gonna cancel anyway. the motherfucker round. Richtig. Aber was was auch genial eigentlich ist, ne Party ausrichten, wenn man weiß alle anderen sind auf einer anderen Party. Die werden sowieso absagen.

Und dann ne Party ausrichten, bzw. so tun, als würde man Party ausrichten. Und dann kann man nämlich sagen, ja, ich hab ja ne Party gemacht, ihr seid ja alle nicht gekommen. Ja, ich bin mal in die Situation gekommen. Da hat mich jemand gefragt, möchtest du zu meiner Geburtstagsfeier kommen? Da hab ich mich gefreut, weil wird ja gerne gefragt. Man geht nur nicht so gerne dahin. Man will gerne gefragt werden. Man möchte gerne die Option haben. Richtig. I was happy because people like to ask. You just don't like to go there. You want to be asked.

You want to have the option. Right. But then it really happened that it was my birthday. The person didn't have the same birthday as me, but I had the birthday of the party. And then I said, I was completely honest. I thought honesty always draws. If you just put the cards on the table, then I said, sorry, I can't on that day,

because it's my birthday. And then, really, milliseconds that felt like reading a weekly newspaper in the bus, from front to back. Then the answer, yeah, then just go to our place. Then it was a big problem. That was the shit. I didn't really get out of it. I went there and just spent my birthday there. That was the problem. That was the shit. I didn't really get out of it.

I went there and spent my birthday there. It was the worst birthday I've ever celebrated. Because my ideal birthday wishes are nothing. Nothing! A normal day. When I get up, I buy a cake. This mini cake. A small packet of butter and a piece of bread,

and then it's good. A nice cake baked in a hot oil tank with butter. Stirred. Ideal idea. That was really nothing. And then I invited a few people, alibi-wise, that I had as my friends, because it would have was super sad.

You were actually an applicant. But I... Exactly, I overlapped the footrest so it didn't work. And then I went there, and the nice thing was that people didn't notice that I had a birthday. Because my fear was, of course, then, that I would get a birthday song.

Oh yes, oh yes. What happens, I get presents or a cake presented,? Am I suddenly in the center of attention? Nobody was interested. And I'm out. But the day was of course gifted to a social event that I didn't want to attend. So, Andi, I still want to advise you to say that with the footwet. I unfortunately have no other solution.

I find that extremely complex. And I also know that you can to be honest in this situation. You don't want to open the box. I think if you have many friends and good friends, it's a thing that they sometimes say, you don't have to give a real tip, you just have to have an open ear. That's how I imagine it in real friendships. And that's how we do it with Andi.

Andi, we're here for you. We don't have the tip, but we have an open ear. We hear you, Andi. We really took it for granted what you said. Just like therapists where you've been running around the therapy field for almost three years. And in the end, it's someone you say, take your shoes off, sing a short hit and then you only have an open ear and no real tippet. I felt like I could therapy myself. My therapist said to me,

you know, as a therapist I'm nothing more than a light technician. I just put... Rigor? I just put the light spot on the area of her life where it's going well. And I always try to remind her of what's good. So basically you're Taylor Swift and she works at the spotlight in Gelsenkirchen in the arena when Taylor Swift appears.

Yeah, exactly. With a kind of godlike security softshell jacket. And she shows you the way with the spot, with the light spot, along the stage, but so so you don't fall into the pit of the stage. Right. And that's what we're for Andy today. We're Andy's rigger today. We've set the spot, Andy.

Andy, I know you have a problem, but so much else in your life is going well. Look, you have a wife, you have a partner, it's obviously going well. Andy, life is beautiful. LAUGHTER There's herb butter, there's oil tanks, the world is open. There are many things that are fun.

I have a private question. If you were to take herb butter out in winter, with minus-grant, it would still be sustainable. But you couldn't say exactly when TikTok came from, right? No. From spring, summer, probably from, right? No. From the spring, summer, probably from the last few weeks. Maybe it's like the fruit trees, when you put a wooden stick in them,

then you have butter and butter and ice cream. For the hot days. That's the thing now, hearty ice cream. Oh no, come on, that's not for me at all. You don't have to say anything, you can suddenly come here with hearty cookies around the corner that tasted like bacon and onions. They were awesome! Those were little apéro cookies. That was an affront. with the He's a legend, a top guy. Kohlmann is mega. He's mega. I said I had to get used to that.

As someone who tries to work with language and doesn't steal jokes from anyone else, he said, here, I don't remember, it was a picture or something, an object in a cardboard box. But he didn't say cardboard box like I or you, but he said, this object was delivered in a cardboard box. But he didn't say cardboard box like me or you, but he said, this object is delivered in a box. The original box.

The original box. The original box. Ah, Santa Albrecht. Is part of this convoluted box. And I said, oh, goose bumps. If I go to the AWB next time, with a full trunk, with all the packages of my shoes,

where I don't know which size to order. And then I just take all the sizes I can find and I have to get the box. Then I say, if the person from the AWB asks, what do you have in your trunk? What do you want to get here? Then I say, cardboard. Cardboard!

Chris, I have a little question. You just said, Kolmer is the sixth Beatle. Who is the fifth Beatle? Bon Jovi. Do you think that would have been something with them? I don't know. I don't know much about the Beatles, to be honest. To be able to answer that. It's always about strawberry fields at the Beatles and yellow bread.

I only know one thing about the Beatles that I find very funny. Someone asked John Lennon if Paul McCartney is the best bass player in the world. And John Lennon said, Paul McCartney isn't even the best bass player in the world. Yes, I know that. And you have to say, Paul McCartney played the whole time with Plectron, that's weird, right? I think you can do that in the rock area.

I think it's ironic, because he's the best paid musician in the world and he plays with Plectron, which is very popular with bass players. You play about two afternoons of bass. And you're already allowed to judge who plays with Plectron or without Plectron. I'm bashing Paul McCartney. I'm in the position where I can do that. Did you see the video where he greets his son

in a morning show? His son also makes music. His name is Tony McCartney. It looks exactly like his father. Then the team thought, we'll make the son a big pleasure. Because he hasn't had the big breakthrough like the Beatles had.

Before his song he performed... Alone with acoustic guitar he's probably in the studio at 5 a.m. somewhere in the industrial area. Then the moderator says, we have a special message for you. and he's probably in the studio at 5 a.m. somewhere in the industrial area. And then the moderator says, we have a special message for you. And then his father says,

great, Johnny, Timmy, you're doing this. I'm pressing the thumbs. You're not just famous because I'm your father. You're doing great. Rock on, Timmy. And then he only says, video sender, Mats is hacked. Then he says, okay.

Probably they couldn't stand it. Totally dispirited. And with this life-changing moment in the life of a son of a rock-pop legend, we'd like to end this podcast now. I just talked to us both. You just closed it. Yes, do you want that too?

I want that too, I really want to make some butter myself. Then let's leave it at that. Next week there will be a new episode of Drini's. It's slowly summering. The temperatures are rising in the chamber. Although this week it's just getting colder again, I'm looking forward to it. Next week we'll have to see what the weather report says. We wish you a very nice week. Please turn on your weather report next week on Tuesday.

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