DRINNIES - Geissini im Glas

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Hier kommt nochmal eine zünftige Portion Sommer im Glas! Chris hat sich zur Feier des Tages in einem Computerfachgeschät Tigerbalm ins Auge geschmiert und Giulia ist maßlos enttäuscht von Arnold Schwarzenegger. Außerdem wird endlich mal wieder freundlich erinnert! Ein rechtherzlich schönes Hörvergnügen allerseits!Das Interview mit Chris bei SRF Focus könnt ihr hier hören.Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh, now I have it all over my eyes. I have tiger balsam that is about ten years old and where you don't really know if it's more fat from the fingers or is it still tiger balsam that's 10 years old, and where you don't know if it's more fat from the fingers or is it still tiger balsam. And I sometimes do that under my nose when it, I say, runs. And now I have it everywhere. And now I can't, somehow it doesn't work anymore. I thought actually some things will,

if they stand around for 10 years, will they then someday react chemically and become harmful. I think tiger balsam I always thought that would be harmless, because it's already in normal condition so harmful, if you smear it somewhere in the wrong place. they react chemically and become harmful. I think Tiger Isle I always thought it would be harmless, because it's already so harmful in normal condition, if you smear it in the wrong place. It kills itself, you know. It neutralizes itself, because it's so extreme.

It's squeezing itself away. Or is it the other way around? It becomes so, like, like, brutal. It burns everywhere. What the hell? Chris, it burns briefly, but then you have the craziest net of the universe. Yeah, so, degeneration burning for a moment, but you'll have the most intense heat wave of the universe for that. Yeah, so, the heat of the eyes, right?

Yeah, the heat of the eyes. Horn skin on the eyes. You have to develop a really thick layer of horn skin on the eyes. Oh, shit. What am I doing now? Yeah, just let the eyes close, especially not with your fingers. Wait, I'll just close my eyes now and then I'll do the podcast like this. It's better if you don't see me during the recording. Well, yes.

Well, we still have to continue. We'll continue and I want to say, we hope you're doing well. If not, it's okay. Of course. I'm not feeling so good right now, but I'm thinking about Rainer Lauterbach. If he suddenly plays Tiger in the eye on set, he would just close his eyes and continue playing, right? He would incorporate that into his game.

He does method acting, it's always about acting. His life is acting. We were in New York and we saw Steve Carell in a theater play that was actually serious, multi-faceted, and then he actually played Michael Scott. That was my impression. I think Heiner Lauterbach is so cool because he's a cool guy and always plays himself, right?

That's the professional tip anyway, that's what all pros do. And I think that's why Steve Carell works, because he always plays the same roles, because that's what he can do. Yes, but what he can do, he does very well and it's very funny. It's of course stupid when you always play yourself, but you can't do it at all. That's stupid and that's what I like. It makes me kind of sad that you have your eyes closed all the time.

Yes, it's nice. It relaxes me. It's vacation time for the little man. I imagine I'm somewhere else, where it burns in your eyes from the moment you get home. I don't know, Smok, Smok-possessed big city. I want to use the time you closed your eyes and make a friendly memory. We offer the service to remind people of important events in case they are afraid that they will forget them.

And Cissi wrote to us. And that's why I would like to ask you to play the part of a friendlier memory. Because it's time to remember friendly again. I'd love to. Sissi wrote to us, saying, hello you two, I urgently need a friendly reminder from you. For a week now I have started a new job as a work student. But because this job is completely remote, I'm afraid I'll forget to work. I work on Tuesdays.

So a reminder would be a perfect memory. Thank you and greetings, Cissi. Cissi, if you hear this now, you have to work today or you should have worked today, depending on when you hear the podcast. So, it's better to repeat the work, maybe put in a night shift. Today, Tuesday, is your workday, Cissi.

Yes, I like really useful, also friendly memories. Sometimes people try to congratulate others on their birthdays through the back door. Please remind me that Anna Müller from Hückelhoven is having her birthday today. That won't happen. It's about absolutely everyday memories. I have to go to the dentist, I have to get the can out, I have to work today, for example. I think it's great that you always say Hückelhoven when you want to call a random city a parade, you always say Hückelhoven, because they don't want to live there.

Hückelhoven or Kreisheim or Iserlohn. I have those three. These are three cities that I know, but which aren't Hamburg, Berlin, Munich or Cologne. They're actually the big three, right? Yes, I don't know myself that well. And in my comedy arm, which I sometimes open, I still have Hannover. That's quite good if I want to embody a bit of a Spiesertum or the Merkel circle.

I think Hanover is a bit like Robert Geyst. Then you do a bit of injustice. I think cooler than your room. I don't know. That's my thesis. Say hypothesis, then you're not in danger that someone can blame you. Hypothesis, a guess out of the belly. A guess out of the belly. A fantasy of yours that obviously doesn't have to be met.

Yeah, I'll put it this way. Robert Geyes is this mega-show-asshole. He's been playing this role for years. It's probably not just a role. But his reputation is relatively bad in our circle, I'd say. But I have the feeling that he's not that bad in private. Well, the bar is low. I'm just saying that he's not that bad.

Maybe you're doing him a little wrong. On the other hand, other people who are acting in public like the holy god, I would say from the gut feeling that they are uncooler than Jerov. I have a different opinion. The people who act like the holy god holy god are definitely bad in private. And those who are also the show-like asshole in front of the camera, are also behind the camera.

So basically, under the line, all no-go. All people are assholes. My conclusion is, there is no stage figure. If someone makes people-like jokes in front of the camera, then they do it guaranteed, and that's 3000 times behind the camera. You're right, Chris. Maybe I have to review my hypothesis. Maybe Robert Geyes is actually not a good person.

Maybe he also has tiger balsam. That's why he always wears glasses. That's why he always has to eat at 12 o'clock. The tiger balsam in his... Because he always tears a little. He always... he cries in his tears. The tears of Robert Gysens. That's why he has to wear these awesome glasses and these awesome t-shirts with Strass on them. Roberto Gaisini.

And that's why he's sad, but he tries to show that he's really good at it. I thought it was funny. I just sat back down on the Gysens again and I saw that they had to go to three countries in three days. Had to, as you can see. Who didn't have to? You had to go to Bochum to meet the fans, where you gave autographs. I thought Bochum was my own country, but... That's not how it works.

Then you had to go to Vienna, because you visited a circus singer you were friends with at his show. And then, which I found interesting, you had to go to Heli in their Vito Sprinter, to the heli, because they had to go straight to Barcelona, as Robert Geiss said. And then I asked myself, why do they have to go straight to Barcelona?

And there's their ship in front of anchor, is that how you say it? It's on anchor. On anchor. At the harbor, at the harbor. It's at the harbor. And the ship is there, and the interior decoration was made new. Wait At the harbor. At the harbor. At the harbor. And the ship is there and the interior decoration was made new.

Wait, the decoration? The decoration, so pillows, overcoats of beds. Not furniture, only decorations. Only small scentspenders and so on. And then they wanted to see if that was right. If you like that too. They didn't want to go by boat. They just wanted to see if the decoration was in their

mind. They had already got photos of everything, but they wanted to see it live again if they liked it. Yes, but you know, sometimes everything has to have its right. You have to check if it works, if it works, does a ship have to go to the TÜV? Yes, then you have to go to the lift, then you get up there, then you get looked at in a strange look. I think it's worse with ships than if you park yourself somewhere in the city center with the car.

There's always someone standing there and watching. And with ships, I think a lot of people watch. I can't stand that pressure. And that's the only reason why I don't own a yacht yet. That's the only reason. And above all, it's not about, I drive in in there and paying for the full casco. It's about driving into this 74 million euro yacht and causing an accident that costs me 500 billion euros just because I hit the wrong spot

and the reverse camera doesn't work. When I was on vacation, there were also big ships passing by. I looked and saw who they belonged to. You can search the internet with these codes. I noticed that a ship passed by with a helicopter landing and a helicopter on it. I noticed that the richest people, who have a 200 million yacht,

they all look like dübelfabrikanten from the Märkischen Kreisheim. Yes, they are! Or from Hanover, Iserlohn or Kreisheim. They are. You can be a millionaire with that. With cable ties. You know, plastic cable ties. But in a big style. They are consumer items. You always need them. They understand themselves.

You can put them on the market, as I like to say, to make a noise. If something is produced in a big style in China, produced very cheaply, but but very expensively sold, that's my verb I want to suggest to Duden now, it's being dusted. It's being dusted on the market. You mean Ralf Dümel from the lion's den? Right.

The top entrepreneur, who will never be criticized. I think. I have to say, I have criticism of a large technology company, but I don't want to say which one. Every technology company can now put the pallet in my place so that I can convince myself of their product. I sat on the couch,

I listened to music, I'll put it this way, the music didn't really blow. It was in a gentle, quiet tone, I have a jazz piano playlist here. Bad Choir or whatever you hear. No, here nice Bobby Timmons, something nice. A bit of a... A future Jatz.

Yes, a bit of a Schaas. Schaas. I made an extra effort to pronounce that wrong. Do you know how it works comedy-wise? You're a comedy-ass, Chris. Yes, I have to go on like this, then I'll come back very big. That gives you energy. And suddenly, well, I haven't lived that long, you know, I didn't enjoy it.

Yes, I know that. I've bought a bought a machine, I have to record it. Everything is put away, let's say. It is, but you also need something, it's my work tool. Like for Daddy craftsmen in the market, I have a laptop and it has to work. Then I sit there, listened to music, got inspired by the sounds

and suddenly it starts to crackle. Were you in a lawsuit? Just a question. No, I was on a leisure hike. Inside I was on a leisure hike. A leisure hike? Yes, I was so happy for myself. Full of lust. I was happy about myself and the circumstances on the couch. Yes, I understand.

Until it suddenly started to crackle. Boom. The speaker is obviously broken. Just like it used to be when you somehow pushed a pen into a speaker. Maybe you remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We pushed it in like this. Broken. So.

And then of course you look, can I repair it myself? No. Finger of it. You can't open something like that, otherwise the thing explodes. So. That's what I read on the internet. Then I have to make a support appointment via the manufacturer's website

at an authorized sales workshop. And I thought, oh man, I've never actually been to a computer shop. Computer shop. Yes, the first time and I thought, well, what could happen? They just have to change a speaker. I went there and was in a good mood. It just didn't work out the way you had to personally promise. I mean, Robert Geiss,

as weiner Drinni probably, would drive with the yacht. That's clear. I drove with public transport. I got off with my bus. And I was the first one in the morning in this shop. It opened at 10 o'clock. I was there at 9.59 and had to wait until 10.07. That didn't suit me at all. Then the fence went up and I realized I couldn't go in.

You don't do that. They're making the fence go up from this store, then they're going to blow through the smartphones a bit. And get the energy drink smell out of the carpet. Yes, you don't do that. Then you don't storm in and say, hello, I'm here. Morning, lunchtime. No, then I walked around once or twice.

I really walked around twice and then got there around 10 or 15. Around 15. I thought it was a good time to get up in 15 minutes. The store is open now, I can get in there. I got introduced to it. I said the sound doesn't work. I wanted to show it. I downloaded my jazz piano playlist at home in WLAN,

so I could have something that would work for the performance. I even thought about which song. But actually just because you wanted to show good music? No! Because I only talked about certain frequencies. That was the problem. If someone sang there, no problem. So if I played Bobby McFerrin or something.

McFerrin's Bobby. Exactly. I noticed that at Piano, there are shepherds most of the time. They also ask me to buy them. I didn't do anything. It just broke down from the safe. You know what you are? Dr. Shepherd.

Okay, all right. You can go further comedy-wise. That's my humor. Dr. Shepherd. You get out big. So I went there. Then he was very friendly. He already had the data in his computer, I had the appointment online,

and I waited, I gave him my laptop, and he said, yes, the colleagues have a lot to do, and then it somehow continued. So he started telling me so much, and I always waited, he needs a pair, I have to show that I am that person. Or a signature. And then I signaled, I'm still there, I'm not on the jump. I non-verbally, obviously, as it turned out, signaled a conversation with my body posture. Ah, yes. And then I realized that he doesn't care about the thing anymore. So he started telling me, we have so much to do, we got 171 individual parts yesterday.

Then he said, come on, I have to walk around the Tresen and look into the warehouse. Then I said, oh, that's a lot of stuff. Oh, Backe. Oh, Backe, a lot to do. Then I made a mistake, I said, a lot to do is not a bad thing. Then he said, you think so.

But if the management is as good as ours, we could just look for Azubis. Then he told me who the new Azubi is. And the end of the story is, you're now Azubi in the computer store, just so you could go to the conversation. It was so hot from those electronics. It was still high summer and they were there all night.

They couldn't ventilate because it was such a long store. I had my jacket on because it was a bit rainy outside. My jacket, transition jacket. A slightly tailored jacket. Yes, and it was sweaty. It's not breathable. And then I was sweating and he started telling me, he has a insurance for his cell phone. Because he was in Tokyo, he goes to Tokyo every two years. He always had the same driver, he got off the plane,

cell phone on the floor, boom, broken. But luckily he had such an insurance, he could buy a cell phone, phone on the floor, boom, broken. But luckily he had insurance, he could order a phone, authorized reseller, got a new phone, he had the taxi driver every year the same, so every two years when he goes to Tokyo. I've heard that with the Weekender he goes to the hotel like a well-known talk moderator, but he's always moderating in Cologne.

The Weekender goes to the hotel and the moderator goes to the TV studio. I've heard that. And that's also with my computer experts. The Weekender drives to the hotel and the moderator drives to the TV studio. I heard that. I heard that too. And that was also with my computer experts. And I really only got out at 5.30 pm. And it didn't go too far. One minute around my laptop. Because it turned out that he already had everything.

He didn't need an signature because I somehow authorized it online. It was just a conversation. Chris, it was a trap. It was a trap. He had you dragged into the smalltalk trap. He needed someone to talk to. He made you wait. In the knowledge that you are waiting now

that something happens that has to do with you and your laptop. But he knew from the beginning that nothing would happen. But I have so much to tell. Yes, so two things. First, he is going to happen, but I have so much to tell. Two things. First, someone needs to talk. But I didn't talk. He did. Second, I never want to disturb the business. I'm a step further. I know all the business processes. Can you start now?

I looked at the insurance at home, which he recommended to me. With his story that took 10 minutes, I decided I wouldn't do it. Just out of spite, because he annoyed you so much. I said, I love the risk, somehow I want to go there again. Is your laptop now complete again? That took two days. And then I went there, there was another guy. The other guy I talked to the day before was there too. He was in a conversation with another customer.

I thought, okay, have fun, colleague. Did he tell you the same thing about Tokyo? Yes, he said they had a lot to do. And that individual parts arrived. Well, they exchanged half of the thing with me, just because the speaker was broken. That's how it is sometimes. That's life.

What would Robert Geist do if his laptop was broken? He would buy a new one immediately. He throws it in the Adria. He throws the old one in the Adria. And drives over to NHTSA. There he buys a laptop and then he drives to Barcelona and buys a charger for the laptop. But they don't have the laptop in the color he wanted,

because he wanted it in such a brass color. And the next Apple Store't have the laptop in the color he wanted, because he wanted it in a brass color. And the next Apple store that has the laptop, is in Taiwan. And that's why he has to go there with the shartan and the bowing to get the laptop. That's really annoying, that's really stressful. Now I really have to go to Taiwan with my bowing. That doesn't fit my schedule at all, but what must, must.

Why doesn't he drive with his yacht to Taiwan? It's too dangerous, too small a yacht. It takes too long. How long? He doesn't have a helicopter landing pad. He doesn't, right? Somehow I think that if you have such a big yacht and then you say, now there's a helicopter on it, I think that's something nice again. Where I say, now everything doesn't matter, right? Yes, I also think the size is a bit, yes.

So it's a bit, we have money and want to show it, but we don't have that much money to keep up with the other yachts. There are still levels among the super-rich. Roberto Gazzini is not at the top of his boat, I have to say that. I noticed that when they are laying down the geysers at the harbor on anchor, they lay them down, they usually eat on the boat.

They don't go to the town, they go to the kitchen. I always have the impression that they are lying at the harbour, and people come and look, go by. There are a number of yachts, and everyone sits at the table and eats. I always think that it has something something like Schrebergarten. Kind of idyllic, but with very, very rich people. Yes, and you know what I always notice? I think it always stinks in the harbour.

It stinks because the water in the harbour is standing. And most of the time it's in the places where the yachts are hot. And the water is warm and standing. And it always stinks a little bit like a drain. And then the super rich people sit on the terrace of their yachts and eat their lobster. And I think to myself every time, so guys, it stinks here.

What are you doing there? You know what doesn't stink at all? What I noticed when I was in Zurich. In Cologne it stinks everywhere. In Zurich it doesn't stink at all. I noticed, it doesn't stink. And you can actually see the prosperity. I want to say the coolness of Zurich

you can already see when you drive in with the S-Bahn in the station, at the purity of the concrete. That went through my head. That's gigantic, the Zurich main station. I think there's a bit of a lack of the street of Roberto Gaizini. A bit of something sparkling, also that you can see light at the end of the tunnel. In a positive sense. I mean, more hopeful. Not, now it's coming to an end.

Roberto Gazzini, do you have hope? I can't say that. I have to think about it first. Not in a bad way. I was at the SRF, and I want to say that. I gave an interview for the radio. SRF 3, the show is called Focus. And the good thing is, this show, one hour,

is now available as a podcast. And I speak Swiss German there. Because often I get messages here, I should speak more Swiss German, where I think, yes, but the people in, attention, Hannover, Karlsheim and Iserlohn, they don't understand that. Maybe sometimes they do.

Forget the Hügelhofen. Hügelhofen, sorry. Maybe it's not understood in Hügelhofen either. And you have to, in my case, I have to be careful because I shake everything out of my sleeve as a comedian because there's not that much in there. So I spoke Swiss German for an hour because the person who interviewed me also spoke Swiss German.

You have a lot of comedy in your sleeve, but you wear a tank top. That's your problem. Yes. No, but I want to say, as a person who has completely been in the mood for this interview, I really heard it from start to finish the whole hour and I know you and we really talk a lot together. I still didn't get bored.

I still have new things to learn about you and also about humor. And I thought the conversation was really good. I also think Yves Bostat is a great moderator and asks the right questions and especially at the right places. Yes, an answer can only be as good as the question. I don't know. Roberto Cassini said that.

I was just saying, you could also say the other way around. A question can only be as good as the answer. So if you ask me and I give a brilliant answer, then the question doesn't seem so stupid, does it? I don't know how to answer that. If you ask me and I give a brilliant answer, then the question doesn't seem so stupid, right? I don't care. It would be a question for Dr. of Philosophy Yves Bossard, who you also know from the TV talk show Stennstuhl und Philosophie.

In my opinion, a lighthouse of the sender's. How many people say lighthouse? I think... Leapfrog in the culture of Hückelkelhoven for example. I'll tell you what it is. For me it's on a level with people who say to a dessert, that's summer in the glass. Yes. So, I'm going to put the piercings on the mascarpone now

and then we'll put a little bit of crumble on it and then we have here, very wonderfully, the summer in the glass. That's one and the same person for me. I have to say, this podcast is also about saying things. And I say a lot of things just to hate myself a little more. So when I say lighthouse, I do it out of pure anger about myself. Because lighthouse in the cultural offer.

That's something I had to write somewhere, if I had written a flyer for a culture offer. Julia, for me you're a Leuchtturm in this room. That's something you can always bring. Just put Leuchtturm in more in everyday life. How unpleasant would it be if you had a Leuchtturm in your room? I've said that a lot this week, fair enough. Fair enough.

It's now, it's now, it's arrived. So self-hate is getting bigger and bigger Fair enough. That's a word I don't like, but it's nice, right? It's nice. Sitting here is not self-sacrificing. And not in the interview with SRF Focus. You can hear it now. It was on the radio, but people are on the internet. There are podcasts. You can hear me for an hour on Schweizerdeutsch. If you're interested, you can call the link.

And if you understand Schweizerdeutsch, that would be ideal. Or if you want to learn, of course. You do something like intercultural communication here. That's not true. Of course. I'm actually waiting for the call from Dreisart, but nothing happens. Or from Arte? They're not in Switzerland. They are in France. They are westward.

The view goes west. Now stop it. The sun in the glass. This is it. Leuchtturm. That's the summer in the glass riff. This is horrible. They make me... I'm getting dizzy. I don't know. I think it's great.

I don't think it's great. Leuchtturm, summer in the glass, fair enough. Something in me is screaming. It's mega great. And then I have the second voice that says, is that shit? I think it's the same voice that tells me that Roberto Gazzini can be private. I don't know if you should trust his voice. You could say Roberto Gaussini is a questionable guy,

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with me in my Roberto Gazzini street bag. I want to present it. Now it's my turn to play the lighthouse under the trainers. The Drinsider trainer. The summer in the glass. Drinsider, sharply requested. Pia wrote to us. Dear Julia, dear Chris, I need your help with the following Drinsider problem. I have been working for a few years in a larger company with relatively traditional hierarchies.

For a few months we have a new representative management, which is my predecessor over several corners. For a short time I have to use your office once a week for certain appointments. I got a big blow. My predecessor has a lovingly self-made wooden nameplate in her office on the window sill, which she must have received from a former customer. Due to the summer temperatures, the first thing I did when I first entered her office was to open the window.

This has It happened. The name tag fell to the ground with a loud bang and a letter broke. In my emergency, because I had to start my appointment, I put the name tag back on its place and put the broken letter back on its original place, where it is today. The overall structure is now extremely fragile

and the letter could always be any time at a small gust. This has been the case for several weeks now. Every week I see the broken nameplate on its place on the window sill. What should I do? Should I beg my superiors that I destroyed their hand-made nameplate on the first day? Or rather just quit? I hope you have some ideas how I can deal with this contractual situation.

Greetings, Pia. Pia, say something to me. Did she write to you? Are you her relative? I think there are several Pias. Well, say something to me. I think there are several. Okay, so the name tag is broken. I'm asking myself,

did I not get it because I was thinking about the straw sticks from Robert Geiss? Or is she allowed to be in there in the office? Or is she just there? She is allowed to be there. She is allowed to be there. She even has to be there. So, well, if you now know what the boss is called, of course we don't know for anonymity reasons.

Let's assume the boss is called Lina, for example. And now it has turned out that the letter L has been dropped. Then there would be INA. Now, of course, Pia could proceed in such a way that she would change the name, all the names, signs, everywhere where the name Lina appears, to INA. And just do it as if the boss is now called INA. And until Lina herself believes that she is INA. To manipulate her, so to speak, from the inside out. the change to Ina. And just act like the boss is Ina. And until Lina herself thinks she's Ina.

To manipulate her from the inside. And I think that's faster than you think. So if I just call you Runkel, for example, and I would also... All your things, your bank cards, your logins, and your whole environment, bringing you to be called Runkel, I think it won't take a day for you to say, well, now I'm Runkel.

I think I'm already called Runkel. It took exactly a minute. That should be possible, right? I was in school shortly before I was called Julia, because all teachers called me Julia. No matter how often I said my name was Julia, they just kept calling me Julia. And at some point, you're just following your fate.

I also like it when you get an email that says, I've heard all of Trini's episodes, I've been listening to you since day one, and then your name gets written wrong. With J, I think, oh, okay, all right. I recently had a very interesting case where I was supposed to do a cross-promo action with a very, very well-known older gentleman from television, who is really very, very well-known.

And I was happy because I thought that it was a known fact, if he then does advertising for my new book and I in contrast for his new book. That's actually a great opportunity. And then I come to the shoot and then I found out that this older gentleman, unfortunately in his video, called me Julia all the time. And then I found out that this older gentleman, unfortunately, in his video, kept calling me Julia. And then I honestly... Nobody noticed? Nobody noticed.

That has to do with a lot of respect. Yes, the counter-proposal was that I would call him wrong in my video. And then I said, I'm very proud, I said, people, I'm out, I don't want to advertise anymore. I don't want his advertising either, because I'm not Julia, I'm very proud. I said, guys, I'm out. I don't want to do any more advertising. I don't want his advertising either. Because my name isn't Julia, it's too stupid for me. He didn't read it properly, didn't even think about how to pronounce the name.

But now back to Pia. Do you have any idea how she gets out of this situation? Name tag broken, self-made, probably high emotional value for the boss. Yes, I would have thought that I would go a bit to the counterattack. And I would say that the office is extremely, extremely heated when the boss enters the office the next time. So really heating to five, all windows closed, preferably something with curtains or something,

that you really heat it up. When you open the door in the morning, a real wall comes up. And the first thing you do, you when you open the door in the morning, you'll see a real wall. And the first thing you do, you run to the window and tear the window open. And what happens then is that it's on your hand. The sign will fall down again. And I'll put it this way, if it falls down

and there's suddenly a letter, without a letter, on the floor, then it can't be proven who was responsible for it. You just have to force the same situation again so that the sign falls down again. It's best to place it so close to the edge of the window, that it really falls down safely. So that the boss believes she destroyed her own sign.

Hard but fair. Fair enough. It would be really too easy to say, excuse me, I accidentally took the sign. I haven't even broken it. That's nonsense. And to stay idle and just let it be and just hope it doesn't fall. There may be some cleaning forces who work there in the evening. Maybe someone else will go in here, you have to print something. Could have been someone else.

Coincidentally, a little swallow flies in through the window and flies against the letter L. A lot can happen. You could also lure a bird into the office. Maybe put a track with food or something. Yes, which then steals the letters. Yes, exactly. The Egyptian Elsa and Paula is now called Paul. Look, I just wouldn't say that I was.

I wouldn't go to the computer store and say, sorry, I just turned the music way too loud and that's why the speaker broke. Jazz Radio Funk. What's wrong with that? I haven't heard it in a long time. I have a little funk-flop, please don't comment on that. I'm in the shoe-gaze genre right now, that's a whole different story. You know I have phases, I have genre phases, I'm currently working on Shoegaze. I'm currently working on Funk, but that's coming up again. Right now it's still summer in the glass. I recently had a situation, the day before yesterday,

I had an appointment with someone, I was at a certain place at a certain time. And I was very punctual, and so was the other person. She just arrived and I just ran to the point. And when I was in the concept of approach, 100 meters away from the other person too. She just arrived and I just ran up to the point. And when I was in the concept of approach, 100 meters away from the other person, the person I had an appointment with, let's call her, with the other person I had an appointment with, let's call her Carmen Geiss. I had an appointment with Carmen Geiss. And in the concept, when I approached her, Carmen Geiss was waved at me by a group in a cafe on the other side of the road.

Because they obviously knew each other. So I followed her. The point where we should have met was obvious. I also went to the cafe across the street and got closer and said hello, calm guys. And hello to the group. Also always calm guys, never, never Karmen, but always Karmen Geiss. Hello Karmen Geiss and hello to the group. And then there was a short interaction

and then Karmen Geiss said, I'm here, but I have an appointment with him, we'll continue. So, so, the conversation ended. But nice Karmen Geiss. Very clean, very cleanly done. And then we ran away and then KM Geiss asked me, should I have introduced you now?

And that of course has now raised questions about questions. I didn't even have the idea to introduce myself there. No, I don't understand that at all. So I knew that this would hopefully not be a longer thing. I'm not really interested in you either. You don't have to know my name. I know the one from Calm Guys, with whom I actually met. And I'm also with Calm Guys, then we moved away.

But now there are people who are somehow demanding. I've already experienced that someone waited like that. So you noticed in the hair, where they didn't shake their hands. Where I had to say, here, this is Peter and Peter, this is Anna. And then they shake their hands. Where I had to say, this is Peter, and this is Anna, and they shook their hands. I always wonder what circles you grew up in. Do you really think we're going to be on the debutante ball, on Cape Cod or what?

I don't understand that at all. Do you have to be so crudely like, hello Anna, this is Carmen, Carmen, this is Anna, Anna works in an advertising agency, Carmen Geiss is part of the Geissens. And you know, I find that totally ridiculous. And if I want to be introduced, then I introduce myself. And if I don't want to, if I'm not interested,

then I say hello and that's it. Yes, that was actually my question. So it's not like you have to introduce yourself to people. So I assumed that you go to the front and say, my name is so and so, hello. Hello. Enchanté, and then the other person also says hello. I'm calm guys, enchanté.

Yes, you say hi, I'm Runke, I work here, I'm the lighthouse in the podcast room, nice to meet you. And if I'm not interested, I don't say that either. But do you say nice to meet you? No, you know what I say? I'm happy interested, I don't say it. But say it, it's nice to get to know you. Hmm, no. You know what I'm saying? I'm happy. Yes, it's a clean thing, well-worn. You can't do anything wrong with it.

It's shining, I heard it, but I forgot your name right away. Because I'm not interested anyway. That's really a big, big problem, but for people where I should remember the names. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm so happy for online meetings every time, because then the names. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm so happy for online meetings. Every time, because there are the names. Yes.

But I've also experienced that there were no names. Yes. Who is Johannes now? Who of the guys? All wearing glasses, all wearing polo shirts. Surprise, they're all called Johannes. Yes. We had a teacher at school and he really solved the problem of the conceivable,

most unprofitable variant. He couldn't remember any names. What did he do? Hanging up photos of all students at home on the wall with the names on them. You don't want to know that, do you? That your sports teacher has a photo of you hanging up on the wall at home? I had a teacher like that too. It was a biology teacher.

That was already in a further school. Then we were thrown together in a new class. And then he first took a picture of the whole class to remember the names. That was okay. So the names of the whole class. I still think names are better when you just put them up. But he wanted to learn them at home. No, no, no, it should be forbidden.

But it was like this. That a classmate, let's call her Carmen Geiss, sat there, read the name, read the list and then said, wait a minute, Carmen Geiss from, then he said her name, where she lives, because that was the address, Carmen Geiss from Saint-Tropez. And then he went to his closet without comment, who was full of and said, is that your mother, Roberta Geiss? No. And then Carmen Geiss said, yes, that's my mother. She was here 25 years ago. And he's already taken pictures of her? He's already taken pictures.

And I don't know how he knew. Did he prepare it or did he just know? And I don't know what makes him more uncomfortable. That's really bad. Also seeing all these orders in these cabinets. So he opened one cabinet, he dressed himself up, he put this one in, and then the next one. There were so many orders in there again,

but then there were three cabinets next to it. Because I always see these cabinets in my head with this sticker from the justice or the federal police. Assaults with an eagle on it, so you can't touch it. What are the scenes where you see them in the white overall, from the spurs, where they carry out a box, but in pairs? Do you know those pop boxes that they always carry out,

but then in pairs because they're too heavy? Unfortunately, the spurs made the box too full. Yes, packing the boxes is a beginner's mistake. And all those children who were photographed there, if you think about it. Well, we were already, yes, we were children. I would like to say again briefly as a person, I am 16 times changed in my life.

And I would like to tell everyone now, don't pack your boxes too full. In my first, I would like to say, 8 to 10 changes, I always made the mistake. And the boxes were packed to the brim, because I10 turns and packed the boxes in a full box. Because I thought, as much as you can fit in a box, no. Always lift the boxes in between, how heavy are they? Can I carry them to the car and out of the car, carry the stairs up?

Don't fill the boxes too much, rather a few more boxes. You can still sell them for 2 euros or so afterwards. But please don't pack your boxes too much. That's my service, that's my service service to our people. Hey, Julia, those are tips. They go down like oil. I have to say, that brought such a truth to the point. I'm a lighthouse.

How many turns have I been in where the boxes were so full? Yes. Because of course you think, I used to be too. Wait a minute, fewer boxes is better. Yes. Because you have to carry less. You have to carry more. You need a little more space, that's clear.

You need more space in the Sprinter or in the car or in the truck. You have to climb the stairs more. But many people don't have arms like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Andreas Robens, including me. I'm glad when the order box is only half full. As far as Arnold Schwarzenegger is concerned, Chris, I've seen something that really has been bothering me to this day. Well, I saw it yesterday. But it's actually bothering me to this day.

It's bothering me to this day, and that is... So, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not only former governor of California. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I as a cineast with baseball cap and Blu-ray garl, of course I know that. Well, he's still running, I've noticed. He still has the advertising contracts, without end. He still earns a golden nose. And now I saw a new advertisement with him. I don't know if it's new, I've definitely seen it.

And he's advertising for tools. I would like to say in the broadest sense electronic tools with which you can drill holes in walls, etc. Well, you could say drill-machine. For a drill-machine. It's not yet... Is it? There's no problem with the sly advertising, so...

You just said Makita. Now I can also say Bosch. Well, it doesn't matter. Einhell. He does advertising... As I said, send pallets. I have to convince myself what's good about it and what's not. He does advertising for a green drill.

Stop it, that's too much. Anyway, he's advertising, and we all know he lived in the US. This advertising was obviously shot for the US market, or at least shot on the US market in America. At Hafen auf Anker. At Hafen auf Anker in California. And what do I see, or rather what do I hear? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a voice in this commercial,

because it had to be translated, because he speaks English in the original. And this voice is not his own. Arnold Schwarzenegger is translated into German by another person. He didn't synchronize himself. And that, Chris, that's what I'm doing until today. That's what's getting me done. It's like, there's also a car commercial where Christoph Waltz with Opel Astra,

I don't know, goes through the Pyrenees or with the Volvo X something through the Fjord, I don't know, something like that. And he synchronized himself. He always synchronizes himself. Yes, so someone who synchronizes the voice, these are trained people, often also actors themselves.

The pendant would be to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is successful in the USA and lives. Matthias Schweighöfer, German actor who also lives in the USA and I am constantly told that he is just starting out there for 15 years. Hey, that's the actor from the XXXXLutz ad, that's how I know him. Wait from the XXXXLutz commercial.

That's how I know him. Wait a minute. XXXLutz. We've already explained that. Oh, I see. That's what it's about. XXLutz, I mean. Or are they 3X? Question about Frank. Yes, it is him.

By now, you know Matthias Schweighöfer more from the commercial than from the movie. Yes, that's true. Good. That's not true for Jürgen. Good, he's not a trainer anymore. But good, Matthias Schweighöfer has been starting in the USA for 15 and a half years. And could also shoot an advertisement, maybe for a hair product, somehow, from Conditioner. And then the advertisement comes to Germany,

and then it's synchronized by the actor Moritz Bleibtreu. That's the point. That's the point. But you know what I think, if he already synchronizes, then at least someone who is just as bad as him, for example Andreas Robens, you know, a muscle man who is known for it, where you say, the voice, it tells me something. Not so superficial.

There's more behind it. It's not just muscles. They have more on it, like Roberto Geissini, Roberto Geiss, who also cries behind the glasses because he rubbed Tiger Balsam too much under his eye. By the way, it's getting better for me, I have to say. That's the third phase. Deceit. Self-deceit. Self-deceit.

The self-deceit of Roberto Geiss. No, he's called Robert Geiss, right? Yes, anyway, I ask myself, was the deal with the synchronization no longer in the contract? Did he let it go? Did he say, I don't care,iss, right? Yes, anyway, I wonder if the deal with the synchronization was not in the contract anymore. Did he let it out? Because he said, no, I don't care about Germany, they don't have to hear me anymore. Because he also has this voice that is so well known, you know, this Asta Lavista Baby, or what did he say? Yes. That's probably in the movie, now, whatever. In any case, he has such an iconic voice.

You have to buy that when you book it, right? Probably he read through the contract contract and made a side note for the German market. He added, no Böcke. No Böcke? No Böcke. And then he wrote A. Schwarzenegger on it. Signature.

And then it was so well-written. Couldn't you have synchronized Matthias Schweighöfer? Yes, that would be... No, he doesn't have time. He's at XXXLutz. Exactly, he had to jump around on the sofa. That's hard, that's hard on the material. You have to be careful that you don't hurt your ankle. Matthias Schweighöfer only started in the USA because he's at XXXLutz all the time.

You know, after the shoot of your new XXL Lutz ad, Matthias Schweighöfer had a physical treatment, from a sports medicine doctor, from Müller Wohlfahrt, from the national team, from the FC Bayern, because he had to jump on a couch. From the couch to the bed, then under the table, on a chair. That's exhausting. Oh God. Oh God.

Well, no, so, yes, I moved. I wanted to share this with you. Yes. Don't move until today. I do advertising for everything. The main thing is that there is a palette in front of the door. I'll be honest with you. Yes, we have our own fork and fork in the meantime. We have to get things up.

Yes, I'm a buyer, otherwise I wouldn't be in the media industry. It's very simple. In this sense, I want to moderate today's episode. That's enough, Chris. You're talking about your head and collar. And now wash your eyes. Yes, I'll do that with a freshly chopped onion. It was a lot of fun, Julia.

Next week we'll probably be back. Could also be that we're not there, but mostly we are. Mostly we're there. What does that mean? The episode is there, I'm somewhere else. Maybe right now in Barcelona, at the port, at Anca. Okay, then we'll hear you next Tuesday. See you then. And yes, have a nice week.

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