DRINNIES - Knöpern verboten

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

Setzt schnell euren Fuß auf die Rolltreppe, bevor sie die Richtung wechselt! Bei DRINNIES wird heute nicht lange gefackelt, das ist schließlich nicht Olympia. Stattdessen geht es um Saxofon-Humor, die Frage, ob man Nörgler am Hauptbahbhof sitzen lassen darf und das Fitnessgerät 13c. Dranbleiben!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh my god! More foxes? More foxes? That's fun! That's also fun! That's like the spidding on the saxophone! That's awesome, isn't it? I'm just going to turn it off at the end. I didn't even turn it on. But honestly, that's how I imagine people turning on the podcast, which is the mood at home for them.

Yes, definitely. It's the good when they turn on our podcast. Or in the S-Bahn or at work or when cleaning. Especially when you clean the edge of the bathroom mirror. I have that kind of mood when the podcast runs here. You definitely need a tenor saxophone that gives you drive. Yes, that's Michael Brecker from Letterman, famous saxophonist. And there are also a lot of anecdotes about him. Why was he so good? Why was he such a god?

Why did he play like a kazoo? One legend was that he practiced for 14 hours a day. So that he wouldn't fall asleep, he made his feet in cold water. I thought, if I did that, I'd have to go to the bathroom. I can't practice anymore. Why didn't you tell me that before I wrote the book? I just had to keep my feet in cold water for 14 hours. Then I would have kept the deadline.

And I think the choice is also Dexter Energy, that you pull through your nose. I can imagine. Yes, me too, with the book. Yes, not just with you. But actually with all super-crazy musicians from the 70s and 80s, you can actually assume that... 90s, 2000s, 2010s... You can actually assume that cocaine is in the game.

And also writers, generally people who do something. People who do something besides all cocaine. Yes, if it does you good... But we have enough about cocaine. I would like to hear our people here in the boat. I would like to say welcome to to the boat and to hear them say welcome to the new episode of D?nny's. It's impolite to just get in here, we're really in. We hope you're doing well, and if not, it's okay.

I just wanted to say that. I wanted to stir up a vibe like on Broadway. But Chris, honestly, when I hear that, my brain only creates one connection, and that's you. I hear a kazoo saxophone in a late-night show context, and I think of you, standing there in a too big 90s suit, with a really wide tie.

Shoulder pad. And then you pull off a saxophone, and then you sidekick. I see you as a saxophone-playing sidekick in a big late night show that you can always talk about, play about, so I thought, a band that has instruments but never plays. So what if I have a saxophone, I play in a band, it plays, but I don't play, I'm just the sidekick.

I'd like to apply, where do I have to send my documents? On the Lerchenbecken Mainz or something. I think late night shows are realized in the minute. You can apply. I think so too. I could play there, I could doodle in between, and prepare a joke that feels good to Daddy Host. And not only look into the empty eyes of the audience, but also someone who says,

I come here with an honest enthusiasm to work. But you could also react to your jokes yourself with your saxophone. And if nobody laughs, you can give yourself a touch with the saxophone. But like this. In principle, jokes yourself, but musically. And if nobody laughs, you can give yourself a touch with a saxophone. And you're like... So basically you're laughing at jokes, but musically. Exactly, laughing at jokes with a saxophone. That sounds great.

That sounds inviting. People should please contact me. I think you're the perfect man for that. Thank you very much. So you're saying you'll also perform with shoulder pads. Yes, yes, yes. Saxophone, that would be my gadget. Then I have to drink something like Manuel Andräck. Every day... Every day a different beer.

A different species. Yes, I think that's great. I see you there. But why don't you strengthen the local limo industry? You have to explain, Manuel Andrak was the sidekick at Harald Schmidt and in a certain time he drank beer because he wanted to strengthen the German beer industry. Because it's so weak. Yeah, I think that was the gag. And I think you could drink a limo every day.

That would be mine. Yes, that would be yours. And then you'd be really addicted to the sugar in the limo. And you'd be even more addicted to saxophone. But Julia, not a big blah blah blah. I've had a murderous week. We have to get around it. We'll get around it, and I want to start with the in and out.

I have something with me. I have a new inside. I'm busy with my tablet again. And I've already, I think it's been two years now. You're busy with your tablet. You can't get into the WLAN. Or updates on the top right. That's how I imagine it. Do you have your tablet in good hands?

I would say I have a good grip on my tablet. I have a good, stable, working cable. I can play there. I actually only use it to play and watch YouTube. But that's right, and to read, of course. I don't want to buy so many books, they take up so much space. But if you load them on your tablet, you can read them there and save space and cheaper.

Well, follow me for more tips. In any case, I discovered a new game. And I probably introduced a game two years ago, maybe even three years ago, that's called Outlanders. It's still my absolute favorite game that you can buy in the App Store. There's no better game for me

than what you can play on a mobile device, on a tablet and on your phone. In my opinion. Is it something like Siedler or Anno? Or do you confuse it with... You have village romance. Yes, village romance is more like Siedler. But... Outlander is a bit like Anno, but not really.

It's not so historical. You don't do different eras. It's not that complicated either. It's rather simple, but it's very calming. You build something, you have a farm, you smuggle something, you build houses. You have to fulfill things. You have to fulfill the needs of the people in the village. And you have to fulfill certain tasks. And that's just nice. You always have different levels and it's super calming.

And the first part, I can't even tell you how fast I played it. I played it so fast that I started right from the beginning. It's perfect to come down. And now the second part is out and I waited for it so long. And it's just as awesome, if I can even get a little better. And I started it now. And I'm now, do you know that, if you start to dose it now, don't play too much, because you know when it's over,

you'll fall back a hole again. That's why I don't force myself to play a level a day, which is impossible, because I'm super fast. You try to force yourself not to be too good. Yes, exactly. You're so modest that you say, you're just way too good for the game, so you make yourself worse.

I don't want to admit it, but I'm really good at this game. I've spent a lot of hours on it. And now I'm trying to tell myself that I've had this game for as long as possible. You know, Julia, I'm used to being able to deal with big personalities in my private environment. And that's also a quality that I'm allowed to have. That I can also meet well-known and successful people like you on one level, eye to eye. Take them as they are. Yeah, you're really known for that.

Well, in the week, there's definitely Outlanders 2, and if Outlanders 1 hasn't played yet, it's definitely out. It's the best game on the phone. Is there a story to that? Not really, no. There's a super-ordinated line, but it doesn't really suck. The background story, you don't need the background story at all.

A clear pre-order, Julia isn't interested in super-ordinated stories. Luckily you always write scriptbooks. Well, let's get to the out of the week. It's not all rosy in my life. No, there are always two sides of the medal. There are two sides of the medal. On one side is the out, on the other side are the stairs that lead in both directions. I want to talk about this.

When you stand at the foot of the stairs and you want to go up, then it's a stair that leads in both directions, depending on where you need to go. You can see that there's always this and it either lights up red or green. And you can tell it's a escalator that goes in both directions. And when I see that already, from a distance, that this escalator goes in both directions, I get so nervous, because I know if I'm not fast enough on the first level, then it could be that someone comes from above and grabs the escalator away.

Yes, I can understand that. There are wheelchairs that only go in one direction, then there are those that switch. And I once decided when I was 17, I don't run anymore in my life. So if I'm too late, I'm too late. But is there a problem with wheelchairs? Because when I see, oh, up there comes a sporty mid-40s, he has his carbon wheel on his shoulders, is on the way to drive down the Rhine to Koblenz,

and has to go down the escalator. Then I realize, if I don't run now, it'll be uncomfortable, then I have to wait 20 seconds down the escalator until he's down with his racing wheel, so he has his shoulders down. I know the situation, I can only underline it during the week. Yes, and now I want to say, I was really in the Bredouille,

I experienced exactly that. I had my little suitcase with me, not a big heavy suitcase, but a small suitcase, a hand luggage size, where you don't feel like carrying 40 steps up. You can do it, it's not a big problem, but you don't care how it is, I'm a lazy ass. I ran there to the escalator and the moment I got down and wanted to put my foot on, a person came from above and the escalator was moving in my direction.

And I was like, no! And now I'll tell you one thing, then it's very tedious to wait for the person to be down. You don't know, someone else will come from upstairs. But the alternative would have been to go up the stairs with my suitcase. I didn't want to do that anymore. I was tired, I was four times in a row. I wanted to go home. I just wanted to go up with the wheelchair. I wanted to be cuddled up. And what did I do? I waited there, I stood there at the edge and waited and waited.

And that was the longest 30 seconds or how long it took in my life. It was also unpleasant, I think for the person. Because she then drove past me very slowly and I really knew that I had grabbed the wheelchair. And then I waited until the person was gone and then I gave up. And luckily it worked out. But that was really, that was a new low point in my life. It's also a problem when someone climbs the escalator,

then it switches up, goes down, then it can be described as having a certain osmosis effect, semi-permeable membrane where people are pulled, the escalator keeps flowing down, the thing doesn't switch anymore, and you stand there and don't know... I don't know how long I'd stand there. Half an hour, two, three hours.

I wouldn't have walked up. I would have waited. Like an AD correspondent in front of the switch and is already too angry. You're still doing the button-pulling. And then, oh, there he is. Ingo Samperoni, what's going on? My safety vest, it's not even? What's going on in there?

My safety vest, it's not even on yet. It's not supposed to close. At my former place in Cologne, there was a residential area next to it. It's known as Altersheim. But at the station, the elevator was often broken. Or, as you know, the elevator didn't smell like odors. So. The wealthy tenants often used the escalator,

which was a switch-over escalator. I've seen it many times, that I walked up the escalator in normal, but tight steps, and down there, one or more people walked up this escalator, who probably came from the senior residence. And I just forced the escalator to switch, because I was already up there and saw too late

that people were actually standing up there. So really a big clash. What can you say? It could be it could, Chris. Honestly. But I was really, I really have to say, I can't tell you how long I waited, how long I was ready to wait, But I think it would have been long. I had a very long day behind me, I already had a train odyssey behind me again.

And train stories are usually boring. But one thing, a small aspect of this train journey, I would like to touch on here. I have to say one thing. They are boring, but not when you tell them. I would like to go there. Here we have a mood like on Broadway. Yes, here comes my Broadway version of my journey.

Long story short, the train in Berlin I wanted to take didn't arrive. I sat on the track for over two hours. It was 35 degrees, I was hot. The sun really hit the platform I was standing on. But I couldn't really leave the platform because I wasn't sure when the train would arrive. Sometimes it just arrived. It had a technical problem and sometimes it just came. I have another quality,

not only that I can meet rich people at eye level, but also when I have a delay at the station and I try to see the positive. I always think, oh, now there's 195 minutes delay in my IC. But I'm sitting here, do I have something longer for my stay in Berlin? We're all sitting here. I see something from the start.

And as it happened, it was just as I described it, the train was standing there for something of 180 minutes or something, and then it suddenly came. But now the following happened. I was sitting on a place, thank God I had a place. And next to me was an older couple, around 60 I'd say. They really, in the 120 minutes we were sitting there, gnawed for 120 minutes.

So they sat next to me, I couldn't leave the place, because then I wouldn't have a seat. So I had to sit next to the hair dryer. My new headphones were empty at that time. So I listened to what they were doing there all the time, so to speak. I had the corresponding mood, I was hot. They complained all the time about everything, about the heat. Well, I was hot too. But about the architecture of the station, I thought, yes, well, the architecture is

I think already dead, you don't have to, it's now as it is. Then they hung up on the windowspans, there are always small, square windowspans, on the ceiling of the station, on the roofing, and there are some of them. I would say some have already broken down, there are cracks in them. And they've always been marked with yellow-black tape that was glued on. So people know, this is broken, this could be a mess.

But I have to say, two people who snore for two hours, isn't that every podcast in Germany? Yes, it really is. Actually, I should have just put a red microphone here and pressed on and off. That would have been a great episode. Look, self-criticism in the clausurge. We also knurled earlier.

The direction-changing escalators, you don't like them. I don't particularly like them. But you could also see it positively. They also have something to offer. So less knurling, more seeing things positively. Yes, yes, yeah. Anyway, it really got to me when the woman started commenting on people who walked past.

But not in the worst way, but always with those small, sharp comments like, oh, that has to be warm in the shoes, too. You know, the smaller ones, and so on. Not really bad body shaming, but like, I'm looking at what he's wearing and how he looks. No, you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't.

And I sat next to him and said, I was really annoyed. I was so annoyed, I didn't feel like it anymore. And then this moment came when I suddenly switched, I looked back, and at the other end of the platform there was an ICE. And then I thought, they didn't make any statement that he just arrived. But it could be that they just forgot that it happened to me many times.

That he just arrived randomly and you have to get in and he drives away. So I jumped on the train, took my suitcase, shoulder my backpack and walked there. And then I saw when I arrived that this was actually my train. And I got on the train and sat down. And I was so relieved because the air conditioning worked. It was all great, it was nice and cold. I sat down, I could sit.

It was really the jackpot. I felt like I was in heaven after those two hours. And then the following happens, the train rolls off. In this very slow rolling speed. Where I thought, maybe the train will drive a little further so that it arrives at the back of the train, so that everyone can see that she's there. She didn't do that.

The train just went off, we were relatively fast. And I'll put it this way, the couple were still sitting on their seats. They noticed? They noticed. Good. That's a natural reading. You have to say it like that. Survival of the fittest, they got it.

They saw each other, they didn't check, they didn't take care of each other. I felt bad for a moment because I thought, should I have taken them with me? Should I have said, there's a train ahead, come with me? Then I thought, no, they were so annoying. Imagine, I would have told them that

and then they would have sat next to me in the IC and would have continued to nag. I also think that's equal justice for two potential Harald Schmidt fans. You can see it that way. And honestly, I think they're still sitting there. I think they've been sitting there for a week on the track and waiting for this train because they don't see it.

They don't see it with another train. Because they paid for this train. And they now insist that this is their right. And they want this formula with which one can use their passenger rights. That's how I imagine them sitting there and getting excited about the windows, about the people, about the shoes, about the temperature. But they insist on taking the train

and that's why they're waiting now. They're just waiting for their hair the hair. I recently heard a conversation from two people. They also made fun of people, but they've already commented. Not really hard body-shaming, but they were shitting me off enough to make me listen. But then I realized that it was only one person. And the other person probably had a hard time with the conversation. And just repeated the back end of the sentences of the other person probably had a hard time with the whole conversation and just repeated the end of the sentences of the other person.

So something like that. There were also very rapid things like the weather. Yes, today hot, tomorrow it gets cloudy again. And then the other person, yes, tomorrow it gets cloudy again. Yes, now we have to see when the bus comes. Now it's already seven minutes late. Yes, yes, already seven minutes late. That's also innovative.

Yes. But that's how you can keep up with the conversation. It's a perpetual small talk. It goes on. I think it's violent communication in small talk because you reflect the other person and they feel like they belong. If you're sitting at a bus stop, it's super hot.

Next to it, a six-year-old is raped. You're all over the place, but you have to talk to someone you know from the past and he's just talking stupid stuff. Then you have to give him the feeling that he's being heard. But if you want that, I also did violent communication with my older husband on the train, by not communicating with him.

Because if he doesn't communicate, you can't practice violence. That's how you see it. It's my violence-free communication I did. Yeah. I have to say, at home I still find it the most peaceful. At least here in our room. Here it's peaceful, I feel comfortable here. And at the moment there's always something on TV.

Olympia is just... There's always some discipline. And I have to say, I've seen one thing. There's a new currency, that's skincare, that's pure skin. That's a new status symbol, that's the number plus ultra. You can let your dog walk all your life as long as you have pure skin. Then you're in the front. And I noticed that with swimmers,

especially with the gentlemen, so-called gentlemen, who swim without upper body, that they have completely pure skin. So they are at Olympia, are ready for their swim, as they say in Switzerland. For their swim. And then comes the swimming pool, jumps in the water, Olympia, hey, the fastest wins.

Stop it, that's too funny. You can't bring that up. No, seriously, it's a great achievement that's being achieved. I mean the skin. They're in the water all the time. I've heard that water doesn't actually give moisture, but it removes moisture. You'd have to use a cream afterwards. They're in chlorine water all the time.

And they don't pickle. I was sitting in front of the TV, not just because they can swim so fast and are well-trained, they also have pure skin. And then I think, I get so many complexes that I'd rather sit in a train station in Berlin and pull over other people. Or look at the broken windows.

Can you explain that to me? Is there, at the Olympics, do they go to the shower and then they over-pour with 15 liters of body lotion? Or what happens? How does that work? Is there, like, at Olympia, they go to the shower and then they over-water with 15 liters of body lotion? Or what happens? I think they are being introduced by six personal assistants with milk fat all over their bodies. Something like that has to be there.

Or it's just the opposite. It's just the opposite of what we think. And the chlorine has this effect. Maybe chlorine is just extremely, not good for the skin, but so... ...it's so soothing, it soothed the impurities away. And it's like in the outdoor pool in the summer, at high temperatures, when everyone goes to the outdoor pool and then you have a nice oily film on top of the water from the sunscreen.

Maybe they're already doing extra body lotion in the water so that they actually already have a skincare treatment, abrasive, when they swim through the water, and then they come out with a clean skin. Yes, the fries and mayo they already put in the water. Fries, cabinet, sun lotion, actually everything you need in the outdoor pool, towels, they already put it all in the water.

Yes, so I'm not that often in the outdoor pool, but this chlorine smell is still for me a outdoor pool-frozen. I love that. I know a lot of chlorine is still a touch for me in the freeway. I love that. Many people know that. Like a tank stone smell, awesome. It's the same with swimmers who start at the Olympics. When they smell the hall, the chlorine in their nose,

they're hungry for fries. I think so, and that's why they use the clamps on their noses. Because they always get hungry for fries when they smell that. And that's why they put the clamps on their noses they smell it. So they put the the Sorry, Leute, ich hab Hunger, ich bin dieses Jahr nicht dabei. Aber in vier Jahren versuch ich wieder im Kampf, ums Protest zu grimmen. Ja, auch mal locker die Sache angehen.

Ich weiß eh nicht, warum sind die alle so verbissen? Warum sind die immer so verkrampft? Nimm's doch mal locker. Ist in Deutschland so ein Meme, dass alle Leute einen Typen kennen, der Fußballprofi geworden wäre, wenn ich's Knie mit 17,5 kaputt... Außenbandriss. Ich kann das von mir behaupten, ich wär Fußballprofi geworden, aber bei mir ist eine Gemeinschafts- tusche gescheitert. with a knee that's 17 and a half. Yeah, a broken outer band. I can also say that. I'd also become a professional footballer, but I failed at the community shower.

I didn't want to go in there. I'm also wondering about Olympioniques. Is that a community shower too? Or can they take a single shower? I think they don't let them go anywhere together. I always have the feeling that they treat them like 14-year-old rolly rambles, which they can't leave them alone without any consideration.

Because when you hear what they do so that people don't have sex, I think, how old are they? Some of them are already 40, and they get beds set up, anti-sex beds, so that they don't have sex, like on the boarding school, and then they get condoms distributed, and they're 12 and don't know how to dress. I think, what's going on with athletes?

What's going on? Why don't you trust them? Although I think at boarding schools, what's the name, Saalem Castle? Yes. That they want to run it there, because it has to be taken care of for the next generation, is private and it all costs. So you have to see that if they start at 17, like you said, to rummage like rattle, so that you can say,

well, in 16 years it's time, they'll come to us and do abbe. I imagine that they then internally, all the athletes who come together from all over the world, that they then internally have a second Olympics in rattle. Now already, yes. They have a knöper Olympics. No, stop it. There are also small medals and so on. I think so, stop it! And then there are little medals and stuff.

I think they do that with a ceremony, that they're all super drunk. Imagine, they're all super drunk and they do mega-Diorgians. Such a quack, Julia! Honestly, it's no coincidence that they have to do anti-sex-bets and all that. I'm telling you, that sounds a lot more like you than the right-wing athletes at the Olympics.

I have to say that. I wonder what a discipline would be for us. It's difficult, of course. I prefer to stay home, I prefer to stay in there, but there are maybe disciplines where you can say, yes, maybe I can live a side of myself. I see you shooting with a small caliber or a clay pigeon. That you can somehow or you can load something

mentally, psychologically it's also a big question in sports that you are mentally ready maybe you have to shoot small caliber first frustration, aggression, let go all the thoughts of ICE girls in Berlin load, shoot away and then you can jump to the pole

to the pole? what if that was a condition of mine? I have to shoot small caliber first so I can run the marathon. I see you curling, Chris. I see you in a complete outfit. Like Markus Lanzweiler going to Alaska and from ice school to ice school.

I see you there. And then really relaxed, this curling thing, then push forward and so on. Not too much lifting, not too much physical activity. Just in peace, relaxed, do your thing. Yes, I thought about it, if I could do it. Seriously, I'm still looking for a hobby. So I have to say, I haven't really found it yet.

I'm here as the first FSV Mainz 05 fan. That's a new hobby that's beginning, where I think I have no idea about football, but that wouldn't stop me from doing a football podcast. You have no idea about football and no idea about Mainz. Yes, I'm not a fan. Then I googled if there's a way to try curling in Cologne. I thought about going there.

But my problem is that I would just fall over. When you're curling, you push the stone and hold it a little. You have to guide it, give it a certain effect. And don't let go, like bowling. Not with momentum and then go. And then the stone is on the floor. You have to lead it.

And then they are in such a posture, one leg, such a fallback step, backwards, the foot bent, like a tooth on the chair when it turns away, you know? And the other one, the knee at the front, angled like a boy at the rachette in the bushes. And then the problem for me would be that I couldn't keep the balance.

Weird. I would have to hold on to a rock. Probably instinctively I would... And drive with them. Yes. You wouldn't get me out of there. Completely cramped I would drive to the front, into the house, I think that's what it's called, into these circles and get lost at the end of the competition.

And you would also get pushed away with a stick by the. They try to push you away with a style. I think that's very good. I would pay a lot of money for that, to be honest. I think BMX would be something for you. BMX? I think BMX would be something for you, because you're a funny person. And BMX always has something to do with stealing on a small bike. I have to say.

They go through the corners fast and sometimes one person gets out. That's of course tragic. They fought for it for a long time and worked hard. And then after starting for 2.5 seconds you're out. They played for a long time on Saturday morning on the playground of Jackass on their BMX bike to get there to the Olympics. Yeah. I think there's a big number of Jackass fans and BMX riders. But it's a real sport and it's really exhausting.

You have to have a good timing. Of course. And it's really great. I've seen something about it. They have a little seat on it. And you think, ouch ouch. That hurts me. I can't sit on it for two minutes.

It sticks out. They only sit on it for two minutes. Only at the start, when the camera winks at them. And they do a quick victory sign. And then the seat is only on it. So that when they build an accident, they don't get spilt. From the seat is only on it, so that if you build an accident, you don't get spilt from the pipe that's in front of you. Oh my God.

Yes, tragic, but that's also the dark shadow of performance sports. I would also definitely do a sports car, where there is definitely a risk that you get spilt from a metal pipe. I think that risk always has to play along. That you have that in the back of your mind, when you have to deliver. Like, okay, I have to drive, I have to go up the ramp,

and I have to do a triple ride, but if I don't do that, I might get spat on by a metal tube in front of the camera, in front of the whole world. But you have to say, I think sport is difficult, you have to work hard for it, I'm not ready for it. But what I can imagine as a lot for that, I'm not ready for that. But what I can imagine being a functional person.

If you say you love the danger, you love to be spiced up, why not be the measure-tip holder at the spear throw? And you can pull yourself out a little bit, maybe do something for the camera, I'll go to the spear and just push it out of the way.

I'll try to pull myself out. You short before the opening, and I leave. I try to slow down. You know what I would do? I would be so insulted. I'm so picky, right? You don't believe me, Chris. I would fake something for so little money. But honestly, that's why we're in the media industry, right? It's really true. I'm very sensitive to money. And I would do a lot for it. And if someone would come and say,

here, Britta, I know I'm not the fastest and not the highest in the pole jump, but if I jump with my pole right now, then please, measure it so that it might be three centimeters on top. And if they would say, okay, I'll give you a thousand euros for it. Honestly, I can't tell you for sure that I'd cancel it. 1000 euros and two condoms from the rallying Knöter bed. From the Knöter bed.

I have a question about sports, by the way. Many people know the section, almost everyone, because we've been leading it since the beginning of the podcast. It's about questions from Triniiz and non-Dreniz topics, questions we answer, questions we investigate. And we've got one again, you can send us Dreniz questions at info.dreniz.de with the subject, very important, Dreniz. And we got a question from Kuri, and that's why I want to ask you, Chris,

please play the coach for DrinSider sharply requested. DrinSider sharply requested. Kori wrote us, dear Drinys, I signed up for a small fitness studio three weeks ago, which cost a lot of money. I got an introduction where everything was explained and a training plan was created. The coach who did the tour with me usually worked on rush hours

which I would like to mean to hell. When I'm there, there's always someone who likes to put all ages aside and chat with the women who train. Out of fear that I'll get into his sight, I wear headphones and try to always sneak past him. Now to the problem.

The devices on the floor and on the training plan are numbered and on the plan you should track the weights, sets and so on. According to the plan, device 13C is intended for my tour, but I can't find it anywhere. I've tried to turn rounds without any notice, I don't try to to wake up the impression that I would knock on someone else's door or look for something. I was in the studio five times already and left the column empty. I'm afraid of being asked why I don't include anything. Should I just write down fantasy numbers or ask the coach where the device is? He then starts to chat with me. Or do I have to bite into the sour apple and go to Rush Hour

and the sympathetic trainer for it, but ask all the other people where the device is now 13C? Greetings, Kori. I don't even understand it. The fitness studio is being monitored by the members and watching how they train. Is that normal? That's called tracking.

Sorry, I need a reality check for myself, because I've never seen a gym from the inside. You write down what you train. You don't do that everywhere. And you get advice. If you have an individual training plan, you get the equipment and you get a list of the words you have to do and then you can always

hack it in your list so you don't forget anything. I see. So if you say, I have problems with Ischias, or how do I say, Ischia, if I drag up the shopping from the weekly shopping on Friday afternoon, I'm missing the strength or something, I don't know. It's twisting me. It's twisting.

It's twisting me. In the lower back. And then I have to sort it out nicely. That's the form I want to use more in my everyday life. What was the last one? The totally disturbed father. Yeah, good. So, Kori, shift, one device, one exercise.

And I have to assume that Kori trains the right arm massively, but not the left arm at all. And with time, it's also going down. I thought so too. I think Kuri's become a real edge. She was in the studio a lot. And if she always keeps up with the schedule, she's already trained all her body areas

except one for 13C. And whatever it may be. I really hope it's not the right arm or the right leg. And on the one hand, it's a great tour de France, and on the other hand, it's still the little toe. So this is the Achilles scene from Kory. And I'd like to warn Kory, if you ever get into a fistfight,

try to avoid that your opponent finds out where the muscle is that is not trained. But basically, Kory could could just use fantasy numbers. That's what I'd do first. The problem is, if you get a consultation, an update or something, after three months the personal trainer comes and wants to see how it goes, what can we change in the training plan,

and then the left arm comes. And then you don't get a 1.5 kilo lift. And then I say, what's going on? 13C. Then it gets embarrassing. I think Kuri should train a lot longer, just like Kuri is doing right now, until all muscle areas are so strong that she can push all the people out of the studio

with just a little movement. That she can push them away from the equipment, that she can look everywhere without any problems. Where is that now? Yes, I've heard that people are so good at training that they are set up as personal trainers. So basically, you turn the game around. Kori is recruited as a personal trainer. And gets the plan of where and what is it.

Yes, right. Or what I thought, just so crass every muscle, every device, so crass training that you can see it visually which muscle is not trained. So you see crass right biceps, the legs, the calves, mega-crap. Oh, now I see back there. Left calf is not trained.

That must be 13C. Yes, I think so too. I think we have given Kuro some options how to get out of this slum, I would say. I would also be interested in what the guy is who talks to the other women all the time. But that's maybe a different story, that's another hit, that brings another effet,

another thrill. That's enough with your words. You told me you'd invented the word tapé. I want to hear it again. No, no. The word exists. Lüse! That's an all-rounder word, tapé.

It's just a preeminent expression, just the way I express myself in everyday life. Yes, you express yourself very well and well. And you confronted me, said, you threw me a tapé during the invention, and I listened to the podcast again, and I didn't say you invented it, I just said you have a very creative way of speaking.

And now I'm out of here. Now you're really out of here. Bringing something to the table is a speech. I want to see that too. A totally disturbed father, quote from a listener, I don't say it, whether you like it or not, you have to judge for yourself. The same thing, cynical but true.

I want to train the 13 Cs for the scum. Or bring something to the table. Bring the totally disturbed 13 Cs to the table. So bring me, for God's sake, the totally disturbed 13C to the table. I think you've really rounded off the episode perfectly. We should come to the end now, it's slowly enough. Someone once told me to write at school. I can't write, I just do that. That was once told to me.

That's nice. That reminds me of my German teacher, who in the seventh grade, in the seventh grade, I think he was 13 or 12, he told me I had my homework, where I was supposed to write an essay about my favorite book. I had this homework from Google. I had this essay from Google, I would never have written it myself. I mean, you've already told me that.

Yes, that really got me. Because I couldn't prove the opposite in a second, but I tried my best and I was so proud of it, and I even got a call to read it. And then he said, you have it from Google, I don't prove the opposite in the second, but I tried my best and was proud of it and called myself to read it. He said, you got it from Google, I don't believe you. I had to make a saga or a legend. As a nine-year-old, I felt. Way too crass.

At the time there was an advertisement for the film The Ring. I don't know if it was in the cinema or TV. It was a horror film. Then I sat at home in the evening and didn didn't know how to come up with a legend, a legend, help, help, I have no idea, pure despair. And then I thought I'd just steal the idea from the ring, from this horror movie. And then unfortunately my German teacher somehow saw the film,

where I thought she would be too funny for it. And then she gave me the worst grade. But today, 20 years later, I think, well, Ralf Husmann did the same with Stromberg. And he got rich with it. Why didn't I get rich with it? With my school essay, which I wrote in tears at half past ten at night. You catch the dog, you catch the tree.

That's how it is. And I want to end this episode here. I'm looking forward to next week, when it's Drinni Tuesday again. And I'd like to thank everyone who joined us here, who recommended us to us. You're the best. Peace out, guys. See you next Tuesday. See you and bye.

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