DRINNIES - Mundgeruch fährt mit

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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So, oh. What was that now? So, um... Oh. What was that? My phone just fell on the floor. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Chris. I can tell you're in London. You're wearing a huge hat.

You've got a tea table. A cake table and a tea service next to it. Some clotted cream. Why is it called tea service and not tea service? Tea service. Oh, yeah. Why not? I don't know. Good question. Are you awake again or are you still sleeping?

I can't really say it anymore. It's all a bit blurry. To explain, I was in London. Past 10. I was driving to London. I was shooting for a format with Laura Larsson, which was funny. It's called Sleepless in. And we were Sleepless in London.

The concept of the show is that you have to stay awake for 24 hours, which we tried. That's a challenge. But that's a challenge. And I've experienced a lot in London. We had to do a lot of tasks. But I want to say that the biggest challenge of all happened to me before the shoot. We arrived one day earlier, and it happened to me the day before. That was the biggest challenge of the whole trip for me.

I arrived at the hotel at a time, I think I landed at 15 o'clock and then I was ready with my suitcase packed at 16 o'clock, at my room in the hotel. And that's the time when hunger kicks in. But it's not dinner time yet, right? I have to say, you'd be the first to make the first nigger. Because you're usually awake at night, and you sleep during the day, the few who know. And I have to say, 24 hours awake,

but the TV concept is not a problem for most media companies, as long as you can go to the bathroom alone for two minutes, right? Yes, and it happened that I felt a great hunger there when I arrived at my hotel room. I don't know if the hotel has a room service, but I definitely didn't find it. And for me it's clear, it's not an option that I go out alone, sit alone in a restaurant in London

and order my food in English at a time between 6pm and 5pm if nobody is sitting in that restaurant. But restaurants are a lot easier, I'd say, than, for example, getting something at an Imbiss booth where you get a press release because you say, I have a pommel cabinet here and you don't know that in London. I'm sorry, London, but you're not the best in the world either. Right, but you know what's even easier? Ordering food in an app, right at the hotel.

And I always do that when I'm somewhere. And then I ordered a real load of carbs, as we Brits say, carbs. Julia, stop with the language. We can't interpret it in yellow. You have to translate it to German. I ordered carbohydrates, in the form of pasta. And tiramisu I also gave myself.

And I ordered everything in my room. I would say in the hotel, I met the delivery guy in front of the hotel to take it away, so that it doesn't end up in a dangerous situation. So that I can handle this situation, where the receptionist has to call someone because there a bag was given away with the food. I want to avoid that, so I always go out and wait for the driver and take it myself. Five steps against, also for your own well-being.

Yes, it makes a difference. And then I went to the room with my food and I was already like, yes, pants off, shoes off, comfortable clothes on, TV turned on, then the food was opened and I fell like a shadow from my eyes. I didn't have a fork. And they didn't put any on. And I ordered spaghetti.

No travel bag with you? I always take with me, a socket, travel bag, HDMI cable, Firestick, an Amazon provider's name. Yes. That's part of it. Forget everything, Chris. I was glad I had a pair of pants. When I'm stressed and I have to pack, I just throw things I see in my suitcase.

And then I hope I can use it. Is there a situation that's not stressful when packing? I've never experienced it. No. That's why I always pack shit. So, and I didn't have a fork, and now we come to the dilemma. Of course, I could have either called the reception or drove down and asked, excuse me, could I borrow a fork? But I thought about it, that was my first thought.

But then the following problems arose with me. And I would have called there and asked, excuse me, can give me a fork. I would have guessed that a person would have given me a fork. Really? Such a good hotel! Yes, it was a good hotel. I would have thought that the person would have gone to the kitchen, brought me a fork or a dining room and then drove up to me and gave me the fork.

And then I would have thought that I couldn't have given me a gift or a dining room and then would have driven up to me and brought me the gift. And then we come to the problem that I can't take it without giving the person a drinker. But I had at the time, because I went straight from the airport to the hotel, not a single cent, I would say, not a single penny, British money. The only thing I still had from my last vacation was Swiss francs. I thought, that's not a big deal, I only have 20 francs. That's way too much. They look very good, I saw the new designs. They look good, and they're also very handy. They have a lot of thick paper, just like in Germany.

They took good thick paper. Really, not like billow, it's really thick. Anyway, I didn't dare to ask for a fork, of course. So, and then I thought, what am I going to do now? All I had on the room at Utensilien was a coffee machine with coffee and tea and two small coffee spoons were in it. Really very small coffee spoons. You know, the small ones where you put the sugar, little candy pieces in.

Yes, espresso things. Small espresso spoons. Actually not spoons, but more like... ...stiles. Where you think, is that a production error? So no spoon, no spitting. Really small spoons. I thought, okay, in the emergency, the devil eats flies, I'm getting there somehow.

And then I thought, okay, when I went to my room, I saw, okay, when I went to my room, I saw in passing that two rooms on my floor had tables with food in front of the door. So they wanted to return the empty plate and the empty plate. So now there's a fork with it, of course. We're not going to do anything about it. There will at least be a fork with it.

Then I thought to myself, how disgusting is it if I go out now and get a fork and wash it in my sink with shampoo and then polish it with a towel. How disgusting would that be? Yes, I think so. Also dangerous, not harmless. From a medical point of view, from a hygiene point of view.

I think in need I would, maybe even on the same tariff, with you, maybe a little bit with the idea go with it, then maybe when I rolled up the carbonara in the spoon, just before she goes into the mouth, then to hesitate. I was once in the classroom, we had the middle age week, and then it was said, yes, in the middle age you don't have a cutlery, we eat everything with our hands.

And then we did a whole day of something like aoff chicken, on a fire that we made ourselves. And then at the end, everything was distributed on the table, like salad and chicken and other things, I don't know, that were on the grill, zucchini, something like that. Where I thought, was there already zucchini in the Middle Ages? Another question. And then it was just, now you have to eat with your hands, wash your hands, and then that's not a problem.

Of course, many found it disgusting, including me. And then I thought said, you have to eat with your hands. Wash your hands, and then it's no problem. Of course, many people found it disgusting, including me. But then I thought, wait a minute, I'm eating something with my hands now, and I think it's disgusting, but I'm also eating an animal. So it's also, it's always had hands. So the grass is sweet. So I think somehow, then I won myself.

So it's also possible with your hands. I can't tell you. I didn't really want to... I'm not really a zimper, but spaghetti carbonara with hands, I know what it is. I don't know. It's not the fine British way. It's not the fine British way. And I was sitting there and time is your enemy.

Especially with carbonara, you work with fresh eggs. You can't wait for hours until it all tastes like that. It doesn't taste good anymore. So I thought, I'll do it, I'll do it. But then I was too embarrassed to think that I go out on the floor and take a fork and the door will probably open. And the person sees me in flagranti, how I take the used fork from this dirty, dirty tablet

from this morning's breakfast. That was so... that was too much for me. I was too scared. And I'm, like I said, I don't run anymore. I can't run very fast either. That would have been embarrassing, because I couldn't have really fled. So then I decided,

okay, I'll stop thinking about it now. I'll act now. I'm an adult woman. I'm independent. Strong independent woman I'm going to act, I'm an adult woman, I'm independent, strong, independent woman, two teaspoons will do. And then I ate a whole portion of Spaghetti Carbonara with these two teaspoons. And I want to say, it was possible. It was possible, it wasn't as bad as I thought, but let's not pretend. Rolled up, nothing could be done. With both hands I pulled it up, left and right, and then I had to eat it over the package.

And then I had to bite off the noodles in my mouth, so they fell down and then I had to pick them up again with the little spoons. Then I was happy that I was alone. I have to say that. Was that in an aluminum bowl? Yes. Did you bend them a bit, like a little ship, and then put them on and then actually more...

poured on a certain point? Towards the end, yes, I have to say, towards the end there was a pouring movement. You pay the sauce too. It would be a shame if all that stayed in there. You can't spoon with so little spoons. I also have a question for you. There are certain foods that are totally okay to eat with your hands.

Yes. So a sandwich, an e-clempt, if you say it in Switzerland, is made so that you can eat it with your hands. If you have a package or a napkin, then you make napkins around it for the fine people. There are, depending on the location, which is difficult. There are people who say,

you have to eat it with a fork, or you think you're stupid if you eat it with a fork. I think a bread at a breakfast buffet, when you're in a hotel and you're smacking your bread, you eat it with your hand, too. You don't go there with a fork and knife. But now the question, for example, French toast, in a good hotel where you might be, is there French toast for breakfast? You don't eat with fork and knife. But now the question. For example, french toast in a good hotel where you might have been,

is there french toast for breakfast? You don't eat that with your hand. You can't eat that with your hand. But it's a bread. But it's juicy. Yes, but depending on the person. So if so, you have to eat it with gloves. And so poor Rita, for example, eats bread too.

Yes, poor Rita too. That's juicy, right? Yes, and burgers are eaten with your hands. Depending on where you eat, you have to use a fork. And then you have to separate the burger, like Andreas Rohm would say, and you have to separate the bread, which I find a total disaster. And if you take the burger as a whole,

you can eat it by hand, normally if you're at the embassy, but if you take the ingredients apart, the bread, the salad, the tomato, the meat, if you're somewhere in the And... Foot. Yes, exactly. Yes, I'm on your side, that's how it is. So the bread is there to touch and everything else is not. But I'm also a person who eats fries with my hand everywhere. Then I have to go out. For me it's done that way, that you take it with your fingers.

But now a question. If you're at the sausage restaurant, at the Baumarkparkplatz... At the Barbarossaplatz. Right. And there's a little fork, a wooden fork. Then I grab the wooden fork. That's true. That's true. That's an interesting phenomenon.

I think you have a bit of joy in it. If you look deep into yourself as an adult, I think that's a little joy, something special you don't often have in your everyday life. And you know what? I don't think you take it as a fork, but as an extension of the index finger. Now it's getting interesting.

It's a natural extension of the index finger, because it has a small size. You can see it as a small extension. As a small extension that makes life a little easier. That's why it's not a big fork, because I think that's directly irresponsible. But these little spikes, you feel like a predator. As if you had claws in front of your finger.

Exactly, like a saber-toothed tiger. But the phenomenon, when you get a plastic fork, is threatened by extinction, for sustainability reasons. Sometimes a pop fork or a wooden fork is more impractical than this little spike. The little spike? The little spike is more practical than a big wooden fork is more impractical than this small spike. The small spike? The small spike is more practical than a big wooden fork, I think. Because it will crack, and then you have a great risk of injury.

Then it can be that you scratch the whole thing up, because a fork piece has broken off. I think we should eat a lot more things with these small spikes, not just fries. Also in my everyday life, when you cook, just put this little spike on the table. I think that makes you feel good. I'm already getting good moods when I think about it.

Yeah, but it worked with the little spoons. Can you say it's a matter of will? It worked. I ate 100% of it. And then I've properly sharpened the spoon and cleaned it with conditioner in the sink. And then I enjoyed my dessert. Nice tiramisu with a little lemon flavor from the conditioner. Also the question is, if you stole the fork from the neighbor's room,

would you have it with a hand soap or would you have it clean? Of course. Oh my god. So is that all something other than detergent, hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, body lotion? Is that all so different? I don't think so. I don't know either. I wash myself with horse salve and milk fat, so that my go-to is in the carotid artery. Horse salve, milk fat and horse salve. You can find that in my culture bag.

Julia, I had a good week. I was doing splendid, it was wonderful. It was a great week. Because I was away in London? No, of course not. But I'd like to present my inside and out of the week as part of this podcast. Maybe you're interested too. I'm interested in Brent.

I want to know. So I have an inside of the week, and that goes into the field of pop culture. And I'm also interested in things that are currently in the trend. And I always like it when something finds a big impact in society and then half a year later people jump on it, like me, and then do that as a topic. I'm not the biggest Charlie XCX fan,

but I wanted to deal with it, I think the music is good, I listened to the album, and I want to do a very specific thing that I heard on the Charlie XCX album Bread, that recently came out, to highlight the song Von Dutch. It's a strong synthesizer-driven song. It sounds like you're switching on a lawnmower again and again. If you pull it again and again,'s how it sounds all the time.

Really good production, I like it. I have to say, it's my favorite song from the album. It's really the ballad, it pushes. Mine in the week. Specifically a little thing I want to pay attention to, why the song is so good. I heard it like that, then I heard it again, then I noticed a few things.

For example, one thing, that the hook comes on the four. That's a small thing. You count through, one, two, three, four, it's a four-quarter beat, and then it comes on the four, and it overrumbles you. On the floor, or what is that? No, yes, but the feeling that it comes in like that, I can understand that.

But the explanation for it is that it comes on the four, I can understand. But the explanation is that it comes in at 4, and I think it's sophisticated. And I really like it. Do you mean the big bang before the chorus starts? Right. That's the point. It comes in like that. It comes in.

It's a feeling that everyone can understand. It comes in like a teaspoon in the carbonara. A little bit like a time machine. Or if you eat the aluminum bowl from the To Go, I just put a teaspoon of it in my mouth. Just to save time. Or if you eat the aluminium bowl from To Go, bend it a little bit with the pencil, and then you pour it in, and suddenly too much comes out. You don't expect it, but it's awesome.

And then there are pieces of carbonara in it, and you think, what's going on? But it surprises you in a positive way. I'm glad you had such a nice moment with that song. Julia, what can I say? Good music is good. People should hear what they like. I like an album I rediscovered by Miles Davis. I'd like to present it as part of the week,

as a side quest. Dark Magus is a live album from the 70s, where Miles Davis went to the pharmacy and was asked, what do you want, Mr. Miles Davis? And then he said, just everything. That was the zeitgeist back then. Just give me everything. That's a live album and there's a song on it, a piece.

That's called Willi, part one. I like that a lot. Is there also part two? Of course. But one is the best, I would recommend it. I always like jokes when you do something on an album and it's called song 4, part 3. And you don't know where part 1 and part 2 are. I jump on that. But there's also part 2.

So that's my inside of the week. Out of the week. I have to say, I thought I would have recovered already. It's about the big technology company Google, which I support with all my heart, because I have to google something every day. Shop local, I say. Right. And there's Google Maps, I think everyone knows that.

And a few months ago Google stopped when you were looking for an address, train station street 5, Hamburg. When you entered it on Google, Google Maps was no longer up there. You could then click on the search bar on Maps, and then you ended up with the address on Maps. They did that. Then a few weeks ago, it was back where I thought,

yes, now I'm back to life, it's going to start again, the second spring is here. And now I see this week, it's gone again. And that's my out of the week. Now there's a function, places, and if you go there, it makes a route from the location where you are right now. And you don't need that.

Sometimes I just want to see what's going on in the train station street, three to five in Hamburg. The corporations are playing with us, Chris. Honestly, I feel a little bit fucked up there. And I have to say, many companies are a little bit afraid of me. Me neither. They're also worried about my patience and my mood. If something like Google Maps doesn't work,

I don't know what kind of people I'll develop. I have to say, one thing I've observed, which is a little scary, in the first cities in the USA, it has already started, that Uber drivers, so Uber drivers who are not occupied with drivers, who just drive through the city Uber drivers drive around, so the Uber cars that aren't occupied with drivers, that just drive through the city without drivers and people drive from A to B,

I find it super creepy. So then just cars just pass by you where nobody is sitting in them. Honestly, on German streets I have the impression that people are left behind by all good ghosts. There's not much more humanity in them either. It's not that big of a difference either. I'm just wondering, how long does it take

for this artificial intelligence of these cars to feel like racing. Or do they start to rush or not pay attention to the speed and then get a point in Flensburg? In Germany it's easy to start a race, you just have to stick to the speed limits. Then a car coming up, who's actually grunting his own muck smell. And then with... I mean, I'm talking about her, with 220 on the Autobahn and then with a light bulb from behind.

Yes, exactly. That's really... Sometimes you just want to go once on the left lane to overtake someone. And you can't do it at all, even though you're driving 150 km. Because someone comes from behind, and he has to say, go away, I have to drive here.

You have to overtake very quickly, so he can drive faster. Oh Julia, that's what Germany does for me too. Just get out. Here I feel comfortable, here I am human. Here I am human man. Here I park. You can choose from over 40 recipes every week and don't have planning or shopping stress. To be honest, one or two stressful weeks saved me. You get all the ingredients delivered directly in front of the front door in the right amount.

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And I want to go into depth with you in one aspect. Because it concerns me personally. It's about weddings. And I have a question for that, which we have to answer twice. What is the status quo? But first, there's a break. Drenzider. But first, there's a break. Last time you asked me,

would you rather have a mega good wedding and bad pictures or a mega bad wedding but with super good pictures? We discussed this for a long time and came to a conclusion. But then the question came up to me, when, and this interests me personally, when is it okay to go to a wedding as a guest? But actually this also applies to many celebrations, for example a round birthday.

Things, important celebrations, where you are there yourself, but not as a center, not as a birthday child or a person who is just getting married. When can you go to a wedding as a guest? I was at a wedding recently and there was a person who said to me, I'm lucky I have a child with me, I can go home at 21 o'clock. Where I thought, yes, you're right.

Just for that it's worth getting a child. Just the universal excuse, yes, my child unfortunately goes to bed at 6 p.m. I have to go now. Yes, unfortunately I have to go home at 3.30 p.m. I can't even play the game of getting to know each other in front of the parking lot while we wait for the groom to take some photos. That's really the most serious thing.

I find it so strange that on the day of the wedding these photos are taken and you just leave your 140 guests alone for two hours to take pictures. I don't understand that at all. You can still put on the outfit on another day, right? Yes, but that's not the day. It's the day of the day, Julia. But when I see pictures of a wedding,

I think of the guests who are sitting in the location with hunger, but the buffet hasn't been opened yet. It's super hot and they're all sitting and waiting. And one guy is like, when will they be back? It's the same feeling as in Rewe, when you have stuff on the scale on the self-scale box and it doesn't work and there's a long line behind you and everyone's waiting, but even worse,

because it's about your wedding photos. And it's hot in the summer, people have to get to know each other, play games, or just stand with their legs in their stomachs. Yes, and one grandmother is already super old, but she should definitely experience it before she dies. She can't take it anymore, with the heat and everything. But she doesn't want to be there. She doesn't want to be there, she has to eat and drink.

But the photo shoot is going on and on, because the photographer has discovered a great motif, motif with an old, broken tree trunk. You could also use some smoke, a pyro, a colourful smoke. It takes time and time and it's going on and on. And when I see that the more different motifs a bride has, the longer the shoot took. The longer the people had to wait for the food. They couldn't take it anymore. They were so tired. They only got juice and orange juice.

Good food for a wedding, vitamin tablets for older people and Dextro Energy, grape sugar for your energy. Maybe some muesli, energy bars. Just for the time of the photo shoot. All have these suits on. It's hot, sweat is dripping... These suits are all on. It's hot, sweat is dripping down. Makeup is fading.

Exactly, with the Matthias and the Audi Quattro-fans, the hair gel is already running down behind the ears and in front of the ears. Yeah. I find it weird with these photo shoots. But it's always afternoon. When can you go home? That's my question. I'll make a suggestion.

I believe that it also depends on the relationship between the person you marry. Let's say I'm an old friend. We see each other once or twice a year. I was invited because we have a connection in the past. Would it be okay if at 22 o'clock the dance parquet was opened, the food is done, the dessert is done, the games are done. At 22 o'clock the dance floor is opened, the bride and groom have their dance done,

where you stand at the edge and think, hopefully it will be over soon. And then at 22.30 the people have already danced for half an hour, can you go home? Can I go home? I honestly say yes and I'll tell you why. My experience is that the bride and groom are always busy with the process and with the orderly execution of these processes.

That the cake comes out at the right time, that it's still cold, that the candles are burning, that everyone has the right seating order and so on. You are permanently only concerned with this organization of this day. It's not supposed to be a relaxed day, but there should be a process and it should be held. And in my opinion, according to my experience, Brauper has this process in his head all the time and doesn't really see who's there.

So I think they wouldn't even notice that if there were five completely foreign people. They would already belong to someone. You could basically hire someone who would stay there instead of you. A compasen, for example. Like in Oscars. If Leonardo DiCaprio has to go to the bathroom during the show, someone goes to his seat. Right. Basically something like that for a housewife.

And you're Leonardo DiCaprio in the same boat. No, I only date women from 25. Ah, I see. Okay. In any case, I think it would absolutely not be noticeable if you were missing. And I just thought, when we talked about it, I think I would be a person who goes home over the whole day, over and over again. For example, during the photo shoot, which takes two hours.

Honestly, I don't have to drink orange juice with a sec in the heat with strangers. I go home for two hours, change my clothes, put on comfortable pants, put my legs up again, watch one or two episodes of Baris Ferraris, and then I come back as if nothing happened. Nobody notices if I'm there or not. But you have to make your outfit look a bit...

lively. With everyone who wears suits and shirts, I don't know if I'm there or not. You have to make your outfit look a bit... in love. With everyone who wears suits and shirts, you have to make the saco a bit knitted to open the shirt button half, the third one. Not like he opens it himself. And later, of course, take off the saco, put the shirt up, you have to work with it.

Yes, of course, I have to consider that. A certain patina has to be cut short have to say, at 21.30, short before the tree stump, you have to look a little bit in love. Yes, of course, that's part of your online party. But we haven't explained that yet. At 22.30 it's okay if you, as a friend, maybe as plus one, I think anyway,

you can go home at 6 p.m. Because I think, as soon as the money is in the pot, as a guest, you throw in the card, 100 Euro, 50 Euro, also a big argument, how much do you give at all, because actually you have to calculate the fuel costs, flight costs, depending on the... If the money is in there, then it would be right for me as an organizer of this wedding,

if the person leaves as soon as possible. Let's not pretend, from the moment the money is in in, it doesn't matter if you're there or not. You can actually throw the money in and go back to the car directly over the parking lot. Not at the warm and cold buffet, go home as quickly as possible, especially not for the midnight snack. That's good, then you can save on burgers and pizzas.

I think it's so cool in Germany, it's always like that. It's always a matter of argument, this buffet, which is then somehow calculated per person. And the buffet now costs 85 euros per person. And then you saw, the British, they packed so much in the end. They packed everything, they had their own tuba cans with them. I think that's crazy. We all paid so much.

Each of us gave 100 euros. But the British, they packed packed as much as they could. The value of 120 euros. You know, you have to watch out for that. Yes. But what if you have a brother? Then I'll go home right away. You know how often my brother made me a firecracker?

I can pay him back. You know how often he has mended me? I have the impression that you always have to justify yourself. When you go, it doesn't matter. You have to say, sorry, I have to go to Darmstadt today, but the A3 is closed. But it's okay if you disappear and people ask you where you are. You can just go without telling anyone.

But you can tell someone to spread the rumor that you just prepared a surprise. If someone asks, where is Chris? He prepares a surprise. But don't tell the bridegroom. Don't tell the bridegroom. Yes, that's very good. To sign off with the bridegroom, because it's a difference.

The bridegroom, you said, has a lot to do on the evening, is maybe stressed, is not so insulted as one goes think. But it's then evaluated by all the other guests. By the father-in-law. What? He's already out? That's for a slut. So, then you could say to the bridegroom, sorry, I can't take you anymore, but under the guests' supervision,

I'm just making a surprise, I have to go for a while. But you know what the best thing is? You haven't even lied yet. Because you're making a surprise. I have to drive away for a bit. But you know what the best part is? You haven't even lied yet. You're preparing a surprise and the surprise is that you're going home. That's a surprise, so to speak. It's surprising for everyone that you don't live with the day. But did we come to an end?

Yes. Go when you want. It's best to come, throw money in, go home. That's totally fine for me. Just go home if you feel like it. That doesn't matter anyway. At the wedding, the bride and groom are self-employed. They want to marry themselves and not you. Luckily.

Luckily. Marriage is an interesting thing for Trini. It's like a New Year's Eve, a certain expectation of joy that you have to show. And as an introverted person it's not that easy to... How can you prove that you're happy? You might have to wear the two names of the couple as a tattoo. And have them tattooed and say, I'm not on the dance floor, I'm exhausted,

but I've tattooed the date of you and your fractures. That should be enough proof. I have the date of you and your fractal signature tattooed. Who knows enough? Yes, that's a good point. I've also thought about it recently. Marriage is a very social norm, which is also a bit extinct, which makes me happy. And I've also thought about it. There are also other relationship concepts

than monogamous relationships and marriage. For example, polyamorous relationships with multiple people. I'm always a fan of alternative life concepts. Always? Mostly. Not always, but many. What do you think of Spaghetti Carbonara without fork? I have to say...

That's not a good alternative life concept. No, that was't a good alternative. It was only born out of necessity. But polyamorous relationships, I'd like to call them, I'd like to first... I look at it with interest. And now I've been thinking, I know from experience how it is as a person in a monogamous relationship, how complicated it can be with the Christmas holidays,

Christmas Eve, first Christmas, second Christmas, where are we going, which family, and then also separated parents at my place, to which parent's place, when, this year we were there, next year we're going there, and then that person is insulted. But I made the roast on purpose, and the person says, I wanted to come here now.

But you don't mean the child. No. And then I asked myself, it's extremely exhausting with two people, where I sometimes think, I don't want to celebrate, I just want to be alone, I'm wearing my jogging pants, leave me alone, I'm watching TV. And how does that work, when you're in a poly relationship

and you have three partners in your relationship. How does that work? How complicated can I imagine it to be if you're four people with two parents and four hometowns that you have to visit, but only three holidays? Before I say anything, I think people are already typing in the emails. People who are pully.

We will definitely get informative emails. We'll get a lot of emails. There's a peppered message now. Oh, yes. Logistically, a huge effort. If you celebrate it at all, that's the question. I assume that when you ask a question you celebrate it. Of course I'm aware that gay is an alternative concept anyway. They probably won't find Christian holidays very cool.

Maybe they'll reject it. But I assume they're Christmas fans, they want to celebrate it with their family. How does that work out, please? But wasn't Jesus strictly taken? Polyamorous? I don't know. Actually, with Maria and Joseph, I mean, it was a three-way thing. Hot plaster. I'm not too bad at Bible Fest.

Yeah, Bible Fest. Yes, I don't know now either. It's a triangular thing. But now you know what I mean. Now imagine a relationship to four. Three Christmas holidays, four families, eight parents. Who is going to whom now? Is that then triggered by a drum or what?

Yes, probably, right? Probably. Or the doodle survey will turned three years in advance. But I'm just thinking, if you celebrate a round birthday, that's good. Because then there are more pasta salads. In summer, when you grill... Also mega exhausting, because at the raclette machine there are always too few rolls on Christmas. You're always like that, you're eight, but then there are six rolls.

And then you have to switch with uncle Bernd. Then you have to use a fan, and he always does such disgusting things that you have to scratch off beforehand. And now imagine you come in with your three relationships, you're already four, you come into the eight-headed family and you're twelve. So the return to monogamous relationships is also called in the raclette season

an increase in sales of twelve raclettes. Yes. Right? In principle. The polyamorous raclette season, an increase in sales of 12 raclette. Yes. Right? The polyamorous raclette. And more spare pancakes. Because the one person you were with two years ago then put something in the pancake, which you can't get out anymore,

because the pancake was no longer well coated. Yes. Someone with the fork in it. Yes, exactly. The one you missed in London, by the way. Exactly this fork. And broke the coating. It doesn't even bring a little bit of oil to rub it in or butter it. That's this fork. And it broke the coating. It doesn't take much oil to rub it in or butter it.

It's just over. The cheese is in there. You can't get it out. And every damn Christmas you think about this little pie. That was the guy who broke my little pie three years ago. I think it's so cool when you're in a relationship for the fourth time. Then you have four times the disappointment about the Christmas present. You can disappoint people four times, that's nice too.

Four times giving ugly socks, four times looking at disappointed faces. That's really the joy of Christmas. But whistling is awesome, right? Yes, whistling is awesome. It always comes with the presents, you have to say that. Sometimes couples share their Advent calendar, everyone always opens the second day. Imagine, with four people you only get something every four days. Sometimes couples share their Advent calendars. Everyone always opens the second day.

Imagine, with four people you only get something every four days. Well, that means more Advent calendars for me, of course. Yes, that's right, four Advent calendars. So you could say, if you live in a polyamorous relationship, in a concept, it's advisable to take all holidays, all confessions with you, because more people, more parties, means more people. Yes. In principle, right?

Yes, that's the tenor of my question. And I think it's great that we come to the end, because I have something urgent to announce. July is coming to an end. You know what that means, Chris. August is just around the corner, but something else. The third of July 2024 is now being canceled. Yes, that's a must. It's like going to school before vacation. That's part of it at the end of the month.

I would say we'll shoot the break, the fun starts, and then we'll get to the real deal. Let's go! The story of the month July 2024 is... Luise! Luise, Luise, Luise! You can send the stories to infoatrinis.de and I think the stories are really amazing. There are so many things and emails

and we can't present them all here. That won't be possible. That's why it's always a pleasure to be here. And I hope you stories are really amazing. There are so many things and emails and we can't present them all here. That won't be possible. That's why it's always luck and coincidence and also pleasure from us both that our own story is presented here.

But I'm happy because you can also find out who the people who listen to this podcast are. We have these microphones, we don't know exactly who's listening to it. And that's the moment when I think, oh yeah, a, many people are cool. You don't have to be so enthusiastic about driving the motorway at 180 km an hour, because you don't feel anything anymore. Oh yeah, many people are as crazy as we are. That's nice to read.

Luise wrote to us. Dear Julia, dear Chris, a few years ago, my partner and I were both in it with my dad, a totally disturbed guy, and our two medium-sized dogs in Constance at Lake Constance. A totally disturbed guy, and our two medium sized dogs at Lake Constance. A totally disturbed guy? I can relate, I'd say. Your dad meant it?

Yes, my dad meant it. My dad is a little too obsessed with his canoe and had the glorious idea of going canoeing together at Lake Constance. His canoe is for a maximum of two people, but considering my dad, he can't do the canoe at all, and that works. So we three adults with our two dogs and extra bags got into this much too small canoe and wanted to paddle to Meersburg, almost five kilometers. Even when we were in this canoe at five, we would have had to check that the front and

back didn't work. The canoe edge was almost at the height of the water. Our dogs were super nervous and the canoe was shaking back and forth. But my father repeated over and over again, no, the canoe can't go under, that's not possible. That's because of physics, right? That's not possible. Because of the pressure, that's drive, that's not possible. Well, after a few minutes we already had water in the canoe. My father tried to get it out of the canoe with a bucket.

The canoe was swaying back and forth and kept sinking. The water in the canoe kept rising until we were almost under water. Panic broke out. My father jumped into the water because he lost the bucket and swam after it. Then the first dog, full of panic, jumped after it. Then the first dog jumped in full of panic. The canoe sank further and further. My friend came in to take care of our dog and to get it back. I was sitting there like a root,

completely overwhelmed by the canoe that was completely underwater and held my second dog. Meanwhile, a luxury sailing ship came to us to save us. But not enough. A giant ferry with passengers suddenly came to our direction to help us. All the people on this much too big ship started us off as we were going down with our canoe.

All together in the water. Anyway, the people from the luxury sailing ship saved us and took us one after another to their boat. My dogs then jumped right on the Lena garniture and were totally done with the nerves, just like us. And what does my father do? He's still in the water and swims in the bucket. And he keeps calling out, the bucket! My friend and I will fish our bags with valuables out of the water. The sailing ship brought us back to the shore, where a guy came up to us and said,

I've been watching you from the beginning and thought it wasn't good. You were right under water. My friend's entire upper body was scratched by our dogs. My dogs were completely traumatized. We were so ashamed because this huge ferry came to us. My dad thought it was all half bad and was glad that he had his bucket back. So much for the topic that Cano can't go under. That was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me in my life.

And we're ashamed to this day ashamed to think back to that day. The bucket stays a running gag under us until today. Greetings, Louise. I wonder at what point you say, well, Kanu has now lost, it will go under, we're getting out. There are not many situations like that in everyday life where you have to say, well, it's over, let's give up. The child has fallen into a well.

The child has fallen into the lake. Yes, exactly. But actually also very nice, before the quote, absolutely disturbed father. But it's also kind of a father's action, then somehow to jump after the bucket, because the bucket somehow costed at OB 4.99 and you don't want to lose it in any case.

Think a little bit about the environment, you don't have to sink everything in any case. Think a little about the environment. You don't have to sink everything on the bottom of the lake. The bucket! I think it's funny and I also find it very unpleasant that this idea that a big ship is coming to you where people are already standing on the railing and guffing. Yes, and then they wave. Yes, and then they wave.

You always wave at such big ships and then you're probably expected to wave back, even though you're in the water, completely struggling, man overboard, dog overboard, bucket overboard, and then they're insulted because you don't wave back. This waving, right? Well, I always wave back when children wave, but I don't wave back

when adults do. I don't do that. That's shameless. I like to watch YouTube, a small recommendation, the channel Wavy Boats. And you can see how fast it can go, that small boats also know if you don't really assess it. Or I'd say if you can't. Because it's a channel that's run by people who are in Miami all day long.

On a channel with a very strong wave flow from the sea. You have to imagine that there's a channel, I don't know if it's even going through Miami. And there's definitely a strong wave. And there are a lot of people who rent boats, real yachts, who don't have it under control. If you have such high waves and the wrong tempo, I don't know how that works either, but it just needs a wave to go completely under.

That's funny, because those are the more expensive yachts. People with money who have no idea. I laugh with them, I have a good time. I have to think of Bettina Boettinger, who said she likes to watch yachts. I'll send her one. Send her one, I like that. Greetings.

It's funny when yachts sink, it's always funny when yachts are going down. It's always funny. Or yachts, huge ships that are slowly approaching the harbor. But of course there's a huge crowd that you can't stop. And it gets dangerous. I don't laugh when people get hurt. But it's also a bit funny. It's also a bit funny. It's also a bit funny that these ships are still around.

But that's a little funny. It's a little funny that there's still this shit. But that's a different topic. Just like the trial of Chris Töber, like the currywurst man we're discussing. I have so much to tell. I have so much to say, I have to talk about this trial. I feel like a trial observer. You know your way around trials. You've never told it, but you've been to court before.

Not as a witness. That's all I can say. As much as I can tell. As much as I can tell. I want to talk about it more. When do you tell that, Julia? I'm not allowed to say anything about it. No. I'll have to talk about it in my evaluation session first.

I'll probably publish it in two to four years. You weren't a witness and you weren't a victim. Yes. You can say that. You weren't a state judge or a judge. I wasn't a boss either. That's right. Well a victim. Yes. You can say that. And you weren't a judge. I wasn't a boss. That's true. Well, good.

Good. Then we'll put an end to this before everything goes down here and I have to jump in the bucket. Before everything gets too funny. Yes. So we always remember to have a fork with us, but not through a security check at the airport. That's tricky, right?

Always a fork and always have a bucket with you. Just like that. Actually, a bucket is a really good thing. You can transport drinks with it, for example water. You can also, if there's an emergency, You can get rid of it. You can turn the bucket around and put it on. You can use it as a hat. Yes, when it rains.

You can play a song from the Blue Man Group. Hahaha! Hahaha! Yes, a completely underestimated bucket. So when I think about it, quote, the absolutely disturbed father, I think he's been following me with his flair and right. You know what's underestimated?

To follow me on Instagram. I'll tell you why in a moment. I want to say this in the podcast, because I've noticed that many people don't follow me on Instagram, which I didn't even think about. I'm releasing a new book this in the podcast, because I realized that many people don't follow me on Instagram, which I didn't even think about. I'm releasing a new book this year in November, and that's why I'm going on a reading trip, on a big world tour.

Last week I went online for the tickets, and they were sold out very quickly. That's why we're trying to move some locations up. That will happen this week, and there will be new tickets. If you go to my Instagram account, you can click on the link in my profile and you can then buy the new tickets when they are there. I want to say that many people have not noticed at all, which I did not even think of, that you can not only announce a tour on Instagram, but you have to do it on other channels, but I'm too lazy.

Now I want to say, please follow me on Instagram if you want to come it on other channels as well. But I'm too lazy. And now I want to say, please follow me on Instagram if you want to come to my reading trip. The new tickets are available this week and you can get them in the link in my profile. And if you're not on Instagram, then go to loveyourartist.com and enter my name, then you'll find them too. I think Google is also a good address,

a top company. You can just enter the name and tickets and reading trip. Something will come. And if you're lucky, you'll even find the route to the location. But maybe not. Maybe they took it out again. Just one request. Don't ask me for guest lists or tickets. I really have nothing to do with this tour.

It has nothing to do with me. I'm not involved at all. I have no idea about it. The tour has nothing to do with Chris or Drenni. It's just mine. Please distinguish these things from each other. Thank you very much. I would like to end this public service announcement here and you all know now. We'll hear from you next week. Thank you for listening. There will be a new episode on Tuesday. Bye.

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