DRINNIES - Tageslicht ist unmännlich

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

Lockt euren Emotional Support Falken Andreas auf euren Unterarm, es geht ab ins Männerhotel! Warum auf den Cent genau bezahlen das neue Rauchen ist und der Körper von Chris ein sehr altes Kraftwerk, das erfahrt ihr in der neuen bunten Ausgabe von DRINNIES – dem Podcast für alle, die mit offenen Rucksäcken nichts zu tun haben wollen. Ahoi!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinnies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drinys, the podcast from the comfort zone. Hello and welcome to a new episode of Drinys. We hope you're doing well, and if not, that's okay too. We welcome you all very warmly from the autumn podcast chamber. It feels like it's actually very hot here on the ground, right? You're being hit by chestnuts all year round. You're slipping out on the leaves all year round. It's always dangerous and that's why it fits so well with me,

because I love the danger. I'm known for that. But in autumn you can at least agree that it is very close to decoration. Yes. I would now like to announce briefly, people, what was going on there? In a few hours all three live shows were sold out. We are a little speechless. It's crazy. It's sold out now.

However, there are still tickets for Hamburg and Cologne for wheelchair users with accompaniment. Yes, it was now Friday afternoon. September 27th at 2pm, it's now 13.41am, so just before the weekend, but that's another topic. There are still a handful of tickets for school drivers, you can secure them for Cologne and Hamburg. Otherwise, everything is actually gone. But it was now, it can be until Tuesday, where the episode comes out at 0am,

then it's on Tuesday, of course, they changed on Tuesday, and then everything is gone. Then we're sorry. Then we just chatted for the last few minutes for nothing. But honestly, not every podcast is chatted for nothing. That's a philosophical question, Chris. What was first? The podcast or the microphone? There was this 90s phrase, the most beautiful side of the world, related to football. Was that related to soccer, that's...

Was that related to soccer? I thought it was chocolate or... I thought it was related to gender-based sex. Oh really? I don't know, it's a phrase that annoys me personally and luckily has disappeared from everyday life. I've brought it back to my everyday life just to eat a little more myself. I think Drini's is the most beautiful side of the world.

Yes. But it's also automatic, it's not a compliment, it's actually a... you degrade it with it. You say, it's just a side dish. Yes, exactly, it's like, you know, my hairdresser, she's very good at it. You know, it's a little passive note to the hair from before, that it wouldn't have been so good.

You were my hairdresser, the people love your new hairstyle. Exactly, the people will love it. What do you think new hairstyle. Exactly, people will love it. What do you think of my hairstyle? People will love it. Chris, I have an in-the-week hairstyle. I'll come in here, I'll come in with a good mood. I notice that you're like a skier.

Like a ski-race world champion. Just before the victory you come in here. You know what it is? It's the pumpkin spice in my veins. That pumps me up again. It pumped me up. My weekly... My weekly is...

Did I discover... Did I discover... I'm sure all my veins have discovered before me. I don't care. It's... In recent times I've discovered add-ons in my browser. We all know something like the add-blocker. That's an add-on I already have. Which you have to switch off more and more often, because you're not allowed to enter the page.

That's probably the best-known add-on there is. I think everyone under every ass who finances themselves with advertising. That's not possible. That's not possible. Who does that? Add-on is also a term from the same time as the most beautiful thing in the world. It's like 2004, right?

Add-ons are the most beautiful thing in the world to me. And my new add-on, what I found... I don't know how I came across it. I think I was suddenly there, and then I saw it and tried it out. And it worked. It's a coupon add-on. I won't tell you the name. I think you can find it out pretty quickly when you google it, but I can't hide my name there, because it could be a data trap and you sell your data to Mehmet Gülker.

I can't guarantee that. But I did it, my data is gone, but I have a coupon add-on. And that's cool, because if you shop online and want to buy something, the add-on automatically calculates the whole internet on codes. Which is always annoying, you always have to google, is there a code somewhere, does anyone have an influencer code, is there a voucher? You don't have to do that anymore. The add-on calculates the whole internet on code and automatically enter it and automatically withdraws the amount. That's awesome.

That's really good. And I'll tell you what, it really worked. I've already bought something twice and it automatically pulled a discount. That's wonderful. Now I finally feel like I've arrived in 2014. So it saves you the time to open a new tab, then enter Google company XY, mark XY, code or discount and then on one of these pages where you think, hmm, what's going on there? FAZ coupon pages, merkur.de, stand.tv.

Where I always think, hey, you're actually super media projects. Really, you're 1A. I always have the feeling I get pulled off when I click on something, then this ruler pushes up and then I know, now the e-train, now my puck and the pin are gone. Puck, the puck and the second puck. Everything is gone, everything is book and the pin are gone. Book, the book and the second book. Everything is gone, everything is now on the desk of the FAZ. But I don't understand why so serious media companies like the FAZ,

or Stern, or whatever, that they are so coupons. What's going on there? Yes, brilliant, I think. No, great, do it. That's really ramschicht. No, these are decent media companies. There is nothing to complain about. But it's a good end of the week, I have to say. I'll take it with me, but you're a hacker anyway.

So when I come to Westflügel with you, I see chinch on HDMI adapters anyway, then Skat adapter laid around on several hidden places, but you have the server power up. I'm in the Chaos Computer Club, you can get away from that. Exactly, you have water glows that light up your computer. It's so frothy and it spins. You play Sim's and Counter-Strike at the same time.

Yes, with one hand each. So that's how it fits you. Yes, I'm like that. I'm also open to my gaming buckle. Many people find it embarrassing, but I say I worked for it. I've been working for it for weeks, playing on my PC. I hacked a program from my Mac so I could reach Windows on my Mac and play other games on it.

It's hard work. That's the especially liars who say, I have back pain because I work so much. No, I have back pain because I've been hanging on the computer from Battlefield 2 to Battlefield 7. It's just because of that, not because I work too much. My residents at Anno1403 are hungry. Exactly.

So I have to take care of them. But Chris, I don't want the mood to get too good. We don't want too much positive stuff out of here. This is still the podcast out of comfort zone and you can be honest about that. And I also have an Out of the Week with me, I have to be honest. I have an Out of the Week. What's a downer? This week, it personally affected me personally, not for the first time.

I ordered something in the USA, a record, which was sent here and everyone knows, from a certain amount you have to pay in zoll. Unfortunately, this record has now been affected. And now I got a reward that you have to give to the door, completely over the top. You don't get any message. I don't know why, but somehow when you order from the US, you don't get much of a message where the package is hanging. It could arrive in three months, but it can also arrive the day after tomorrow.

So, and it came in completely surprising. And the package delivery man said to me, so, here, please, your package, 27,93 euros. Who has 27,93 now? And now comes the top of the world. My Outerwoche is not that you have to pay in interest, but that you have to push the interest exactly into the person who delivers the package.

And you are not even allowed to round up. I had 30 euros, I had a 20-euro bill and a 10-euro bill. I gave it to him and said, right, he said, I can't do it, I have to do it on the cent. I said, I don't have 93 cents. What's the end of it? He took it with him and I have to go there to get the money on the cent. You have to say that too.

So, it's better to pay on the cent directly at the door instead of going to Cologne to pay the toll. Because it's so far outside, somewhere in the industrial area. You can't get there by foot. on the door of the Cent, instead of going to the customs office in Cologne. Because it's so far outside, somewhere in the industrial area. You can't get there by foot, unless you do a training course at Joey Kelly and eat a dead rabbit on the side of the road. Because otherwise you can't get there.

It's so far from the shot. And if you're going public, you have to pay exactly 27,93 euros to get there. It's just not worth it. Then just leave it there. Leave it back with FedEx over a big ocean ship. In the end, it's cheaper.

I'll put it this way. I've already ordered a Coltrane record. Tokyo live concert. I've put a special pressure on my head that I should have it now. Then it came to the customs. I got a letter. I have to go to the customs, didn't get it, went back.

Was it a coincidence? No, actually not a coincidence. A thing of the impossibility. Make a YouTube series like that, Seven Verses Wild, but on the way to the customs in Cologne. I would really, I would really switch on when Joey Kelly would do a special broadcast with his way to the customs in Cologne. I would really do that.

That would interest me and there would probably be some things lying around with us at customs that we never picked up because it's just too cumbersome. Well, in any case, it's my Outer Woche and I tell you, if you were allowed to get up and you could also give the package to the person who delivers the drink, that would be in doubt with a slap. If you were allowed to get up,

that would be my In the Woche, but it's my Outer Woche. That really doesn't do anything. Look, so close can be joy and sorrow. Under every day an arch. And I'd like to add one more thing. An add-on, so to speak. Neighborhood position. The topic of neighborhood position.

I demand herewith. I demand herewith. Neighborhood position. Gone. Will be replaced. That's my demand. Stop playing the WBN. Please sit down.

This week a package was given to me by a neighbor I don't know. It's been with me for five days. And a day later a package was given to me by another neighbor. Another one I don't know. Who's in the mood for that? It's your main hit, Ada. It'll fly out. What's going on with you? My take is that no one wants to do

neighborhood shows, not even the package showmen who want to do it. Of course they have to take the package again if no one's there. That sucks. Do they earn enough? No, that's part of the problem. That has to be changed. I don't want to do it anymore, Julia. That's on the agenda with the third nacho-slit.

Yes, so really, here you have to show a line, end of neighborhood attitude, we stop with it, finished, end of the day. It's also just, it's a psychoterrorism if you don't know when the neighbors come to pick up the package. You always have to be ready to go to the door, you always have to wear pants at all times. Because you just don't know when they'll show up. And then you think about whether you should go over yourself and bring the package over. Nobody wants to.

So let's end it. I would say we just throw our packages out on the street together. In an act of friendship. In an act of a peaceful act. We throw the packages on the street and stop with it. And another topic, packaging material. I sink in some packaging material.

I ordered a little vase, which is also way too small for my size. Wrongly measured. Fault in me. Shame on me, I went to a lawsuit. I did a lot of things. You obviously didn't go to a lawsuit. Action, reaction.

That's how I live my life. I know that the fault is with me. But please, I have a little vase, which is actually for a small cactus, you know, that you can buy at IKEA. That's the size. And it came in such a box. And there was like 10 meters of this packaging material that smells like, I tell you, like it's broken.

What's going on there? I know exactly what you mean. I know exactly this dark packaging paper, which is recycled like this paper that smells like shit. Tell me what it is. Let's pronounce the child's name. You have to see it like this. West wing, you have a famous chinch on check adapter,

hardemie, water cooling, neon. And in my East wing it smells like broken because I have this 10-meter-long gillande of packaging material for this mini vase. I'm sinking into it, Julia. That's really bad. And you know what I sometimes do? I'm worried about the companies that do that. When I send something back, I'll do a little more paperwork

than they sent me. Good, they say they recycle. Yes. And when I see they put 10 meter geland paper in it, then I go to my paper can, open it, or get a few things out, some rags, bags, this and that. No, you can't do that. Yes, I do. And then I put it all in the package.

No, Julia, you can't do that. Action, reaction. They have to see and learn what they're doing. Honestly, it's all about the same dark place. Let's not pretend. I can't bring not that easy. But I notice how you're driving yourself to help with these things. I think sometimes you have to allow yourself

a little jokus with companies. I'm always there for that. Can I say that I brought jokus into your life? Yes, and I'm very grateful. Like pig's ass, where I hear pig's ass on every corner. Credit, pig's ass goes to Chris. Thank you very much. But I love the word, I always say, when I find someone really shitty, that's a real pig's urine everywhere. Credit. Pig's urine goes to Chris. Thank you. But I love the word,

I always say that when I find someone really shitty, that's a real pig's urine. I sit in my wing, in the packaging material, which is broken, every day, and I think of words that I'm celebrating. Actually, it's just about celebrating a few words. And this week I took up a sentence. It's not from me, but I have a lot of feelings about it.

The sentence is, your body is a power plant. So it's about feeding it, but it's also about providing it with a lot of things. It's about sport, it's about optimization, your body is a power plant. And that didn't even let me go. Did you hear the sentence?

Yes, of course. And I thought, yes, my body is a power plant, an atomic power plant, but it's not being cooled down because the river that should cool the fuel cells has already dried out, because the naturalization project has failed. That was a ten-year project.

The federalism didn't get through, it was voted against. Now we're all sitting together in front of this catastrophe that's in my body. And the people in the area of 30 km have to take their meds home. You know what? If I were a craftman, I'd be one of those who wanted to be silent 30 years ago.

But no company took care of tearing it down. That would be one of those classic lost places, where people would go in for flicker photoshoots or for YouTube videos and really creepy corridors and machine rooms. That would be my body. In my reactor, my body, in the dismantling, there are already cracks in the concrete,

where you say, we'll get someone from MyHammer and he says, do it with foam. I'll do it for 80. Yes. 80 euros, okay. Material costs 120. A tube of wooden shovel. The same guy who also stuck styrofoam on the ceiling.

I grew up in Katonage and one thing that goes hand in hand is the A1, the motorway, where you just go through and the other thing is nuclear power plants and with it The first thing that comes into your hands is the A1, the highway, where you just go through. And the other thing are nuclear power plants and the Yod tablets that are re-released every few years. But what I learned in school is that Yod tablets help,

but honestly, if those four power plants that go into the air in the immediate vicinity of your food, one tablet is enough, then Y There are also iodine tablets. I'll put it this way, they take the feet into their hands and into the civil defense room. I'll put it this way, if the power plant goes into the air, then you can take your feet into your hands afterwards. Cynically, but it's true.

Yes, it's true. Exactly. We've now explained what kind of power plant we are. I'm happy. So I'm Lost Place've explained what kind of strength we are now. I'm happy. I'm Lost Plays and you've come down a little bit. Yes, exactly. Chris, let's get to the point.

I have a drenzle in my luggage. And I'll put it this way. This is a drenzle. You'd better swallow a Jotablette beforehand. It pulls your shoes off.'ll pull your shoes out. So, take your shoes off. At DrinSider you can send us your questions about DrinI. DrinI life, living as DrinI, living with DrinI, everything that moves you.

And we'll answer these questions in an investigative way, with the best knowledge and conscience, as I always say. And Rafaela sent us a Drainysider at info-at-drainys.de with the topic Drainysider, very important. Rafaela wrote, I recently got a new colleague with whom I share a room. She is very nice herself, but unfortunately she didn't come alone, but with a trailer. At first I thought, oh how nice, an office doggo.

But soon this idea was destroyed. The dog has an incredible angry face and is also badly raised. He jumps on me, licks my hands and feet all the time. Summer, sandal time, off. Can't sit still for a minute, likes to ram your mouth into the step and also poops the whole office full, so that you are always in a stench cloud. I always have to open the window and close the next phone call again, because otherwise the traffic noise is disturbing. In short, the dog is busy with me all the time and keeps me from work.

A thing that would't bother me otherwise. I don't think about it anymore. But I don't want to mess with my new colleague, who just brought me a mussel and beautiful stone from vacation and often shares her snacks with me. I just don't want to say it out loud that her dog stinks and annoys me. The pee-pee-pleaser in me wants me to continue to bear it and let my extremities get stuck.

What should I do? I'd be very happy to benefit from your extensive training expertise and send you many warm greetings, Rafaela. Yeah, interesting. I've already experienced the phenomenon office dog. It's close-fitting, on the one hand with body fluids. And I asked myself, would it be okay if we bring a cat with us now? Many people have a cat, of course a cat,

because it is more likely that it can be in my apartment alone. I am aware that dogs are not ideal in the apartment alone when you go to work. That's an interesting question anyway. Where is the line drawn? Who will set the line? A dog is a pet. But different people have different pets. Cats are good, they are often free-goers, but they don't come with me. But what if I want to take my barter dog to the office?

Is that an axe? I don't want to say anything wrong, but something like that. That's definitely what you have in the terrarium. What if I want to take my emotional support, Barthagar, to the office? Who says no then? If a stinky dog is allowed to do that? Someone has to explain that to me. What about my hamster? What about my horse?

Can I take my horse to the office? A horse is not a horse in that sense, right? A dog is a domesticated wolf. Or a fox, or a mixture, or whatever. A domesticated wolf, definitely. You could think about... A dog is a domesticated fox. For summer. Biologist.

I'm not a specialist, but you have to think together how you could approach the dog in a way that the dog understands without getting too dictatorial. We don't want to create a power struggle and say dog, you don't have a right to stay here. Instead, the dog is a domesticated wolf, we should bring the natural enemy of the dog into the office, so we can create a natural relationship.

The dog is there because he's being torn from his habitat. We have to bring the habitat into the office. We have to position a hunter in the office. It's best to sit up in the hallway, and then really with a sharp rifle... No, that's not the natural enemy, Julia. It's the natural enemy. It's not actually a boasted shepherd from the Alps, is it?

Is there a natural enemy of the wolf? The bear, but he's also threatened by the hunters. So we have to take the bear to the office now. In principle, yes. The office bear. You have to see where you can get a grizzly in Central Hesse? Or a brown bear? Yes, of course, Frankfurt Zoo, of course.

So maybe rent there and ask if we can rent a bear office for a day? A bear office? Yes, I think you don't need more than one day. Then the office is already a mess. Yes, so many others. I can't think of anything else. A bone track for a dog outside... So our plan implies that we would kill the dog.

No, not at all! So not kill it, but let it die, of course. No! We don't want that! No, that's not the point. Mark the area. A brown bear comes into the office, into the office that's built energetically well.

No, you can air it there. I've imagined a fully glazed high-rise office where you can't air it. You mean in a high-rise? Yes, I've... But you have to get up by elevator first. Exactly, you get up by elevator with the goods. And then we just say, brown bear CPO 3.0.

No, what's the name again? J.J.4 marks a district. How unpleasant it is, please, if you're in elevator with a Brown Bear and you have to go to the 19th floor or something. Mega long. People don't know that. You're in the elevator with Brown Bear and then he says, I have to go to the 4th floor. No, I have to go to the 6th and he presses both. And then he bit me dead.

The new bit by Jerry Seinfeld. But I would say, Brown Bear, you go in there, here you have 50€. Buy yourself something nice. Go to the printer, to the copy machine, then you go in at meeting room 1, turn around there, go out, meeting room 2, then, I don't know, what else is there?

To the snack bar! The Brown Bear goes to the snack bar, he can spend his 50€ there. But there are only one trick. I'll give you that and give you 2 euros. Don't just take it, but also give something in. Of course. And then coffee kitchen. And then maybe a specialist stand downstairs.

So just turn the wheel, brown bear. Just turn the wheel and see where a stinky dog could be. Yes. So an excuse would be, of course, I have an allergy. But it's too late now. The train has left. You can't simulate that later. Then she would have swollen eyes and had to have everything.

Dogs are nice. I want to give myself to citizens now. Dogs are nice, they are nice animals. I learned that they are actually the keepers who present a problem. It's always like that. It's the same with children. Also with bears, I think. There are also asses of bears. Yes, so if you see a brown bear on the Kölner Ringen That's always the case. It's the same with kids. Same with bears, I think. There are also bears in the arse.

If you see a brown bear on the Kölner Ring that doesn't behave properly, you could ask Julia if that's your brown bear. Didn't you raise it properly? That was my brown bear, and he recently peaked at the wall of the Poldi Döner. I've talked to him so many times, I tried to put him on the quiet stairs, he just doesn't listen.

He doesn't like to sit either. He always says he doesn't know where his back is, whether it's in the front or in the back, how he has to sit. You don't believe it. I was in a call recently. Important boss floor, and then comes the JJ4 and licks my cheek. JJ4. I said, JJ4, please tear yourself together. Don't you mean the child of from Peng and Steph from Goodbye Germany?

J.J.P. They always have this shortcut, so it's easier to say, he doesn't belong here anymore. But I don't allow any judgement. I only say, if you get a brown bear except for the Cologne Ringer, you have to behave. Then you have to buy a car with a convertible roof. Then you have to have good music that turned super loud.

Why is it automatically funny to imagine a brown bear in a convertible? It's so easy to make me laugh. It's actually quite annoying. Yes. I think because you underestimate bears. I think that's why. I think that's why it's funny. I also think that if a bear is now in the train,

he would also know that you don't take your shoes off when you're on a six-hour ride and you've just wandered on the tip of the train for 12 hours and then you let go of your shoes. That you don't fall off. I think so too, because I mean, a bear is a migratory bird. He knows good shoes and so on. What kind of thesis is that?

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I can imagine that it is pronounced in English. I'll read it out loud, it's about the topic context. Train, station, but not in connection with bears. Katie writes, and run the risk of being caught as a potential culprit maybe there is something missing in the backpack I say nothing and the person might lose something while turning around or worse, someone else steals something I am overwhelmed every time, get angry and just hope that someone else says something but it has already occurred that no one noticed it

or worse, I said something and the person looked at me in horror he checked her valuables heically and walked a few meters away from me. Well, what do you do then? You discover a person with an open backpack. Well, I take a trip. I don't want to do anything about it. Take a leave. Yes, I think so too. Either you serve yourself, you take the tablet out and say, that's a situation I can benefit from. You wanted that fate.

Or you just keep quiet and enjoy. No, honestly, from a different perspective. I'm walking around with my backpack. It's open. I would say, absolutely my mistake. I don't expect anyone to point at me that my backpack is open. When I'm too stupid to close the backpack

and it often happens that I realize at home, wait a minute, this little bag in front of me where my wallet is, was just open in the last six hours, I say, now it's time to go to the police. Now you say, you deserve it, when someone steals your tablet. And clearly, when you say, excuse me, they opened the backpack and something is missing, and you are confronted with a terrible look, then you can always quote Heiner Lauterbach.

I wasn't, I wasn't. Yes. So, even in that tone. I think everyone takes it away from you. And honestly, if you say excuse me, your backpack is open and the person thinks that they stole something. What kind of thought is that? Which thieves

are so stupid and say excuse me, you have an open backpack where I just stole your smartphone, but you better check if everything is in there. Yes, but that could also be a distraction. There is also this, excuse me, your backpack is open, and then you turn around to look for the backpack

and at the same time you grab it in the pocket. Yes, a dance trick. Yes, exactly. So you make the person's backpack open and say, excuse me, your backpack is open, but then steal the two euros from the bag, for example. That's why leaving your finger behind, an open backpack is not an invitation for anything.

Take a distance, leave, leave the room, leave the train, leave the country, leave the open backpack. Yes, exactly. You don't know, if you don't say anything, you can't be suspected either. You can't blame strangers for not seeing that their backpacks were open. What kind of accusation is that?

Right. So, Katie, breathe it out. I don't think anything can happen. Better let go of your fingers. Don't say anything. I don't think it's a crime to point out that someone's backpacks are open. No. Absolute behavior of the person itself can happen. That's how it is. And you know what, Chris?

A few days ago I was also a criminal. Again. You know my criminal energy. I'm open. Morally flexible. Is it about digital crime? On your server station, which you built up in West Flögel? No, not this time.

That's going on in the background anyway. I don't have to do anything about it, I automated it. But I was in Berlin at a concert and I stayed in on anyway. I didn't have to do anything, I just automated it. But I was in Berlin at a concert, and I stayed in a hotel. And I thought, if I'm going to a concert in Berlin, I have to live in a way that I live right at the station, that I can go straight from the train to the hotel, from the hotel to the train and back home.

No effort, not going through the city, which is already big anyway. So, out. Like I love it in Berlin. It's going in and out. Living purposefully, but also in a hurry. You go to bed, you get up, you go home, done, party. I really took the hotel at the East Railway Station in Berlin. Five steps out of the door and then you're there. I didn't really care about the hotel, I just took what was still there.

Then I arrived and I realized, oh shit, it's dark here. So it was already completely black from the outside, so also the windows and so on, it was all black. And then I went in and it was all dark in there. You know, these hotels, that's also kind of a fashion phenomenon. I know exactly how that went, this brainstorming, when they planned it back then in the architecture office. Then someone said, people, the hotel is right next to the train station. Who likes to drive by train? Who drives by train to Berlin? Businessmen. With a business bag.

And we make hotels only for men. I always say, hotel architecture is interesting anyway, because it's always about saving space. What we all know are showers that are fully glazed, where you can see the shower and the bathroom from the bed. But I had the increase in it. I was alone in the hotel room, it wasn't just fully glazed. On the bowl, complete view into the room and from the room to the bowl.

It was also a floor- from the room to the bowl. It was also directly opposite, from the toilet, a floor-deep mirror. So that's something I don't want to see. Me on the bowl. When other people see me, that's a different topic. Well, I was definitely in this men's hotel and I looked around the lobby. I was the only woman, actually the obvious woman.

There were really only business guys, Stefan and Matthias, with their leather bags, with their leather shoes, sometimes in their jackets. And I thought, oh no. And then I went to my room and the chaos went on. It was really all dark. The bathroom was completely black. There was darkness in this room.

There was a window, before that dark curtains in front of it. But the window was even darker. You couldn't open the window, you could only do it on the tip. So I tried to do it on the tip, so at least a little daylight could get in. But it was just such a small gap that hardly anything could get in. It was all dark, the whole room. Architecture is like a true crime podcast cover. Yes, really!

You could have photographed a cover. And the bad thing was, I wanted to put on makeup at a concert. You couldn't put on makeup in this room, you didn't have daylight. And it's really just designed for men. They say, men don't put on makeup. For real men, truly. In caps. Real hetero cis men don't put on makeup.

That's why we turn the light out of the room. Men don't need light. In caps, in fat, not Arial Times New Roman, fat, big, size 36. Heterocyst men don't need light. Light is inhuman. And that's how it was. And it was really hell. I hated it. I hated it every second in this hotel. I need daylight for my mood anyway.

I was so bad at it afterwards. I really felt like for a second. I needed daylight for my mood. I was so bad after that. I really felt like a man after that. I was ready to hire a staff or something. I can imagine why they're all so weird. Because they live in dark hotel rooms. And I couldn't really put on makeup. I looked like the singer from The Cure when I put on makeup. The line didn't work at all.

Yeah, it was intentional. Yeah, I know. But it wasn't intentional for me. And I really, once I was screaming, even though I was alone, because the mirror was so close to the bed that I couldn't take a step back and see myself in it. That means I was standing right next to the mirror. You know, when you stand so close to the mirror that you can't see yourself, that was so close! And it got me so excited.

The hotel drove me crazy. And then the great thing happened, I was so stupid and I forgot my travel bag again. And I knew I had to go to the concert, I hadn't eaten all day. I had to eat something now, otherwise I would fall over at the concert. Of course I ordered something to eat and then I realized, when the food was already on the way, I took the tortellini, which you can't eat with your hand. I realized I forgot my travel bag again, like in London. Deja vu, so stupid, the dumbest mistake of all.

It's almost like running around in an open backpack. That's the dumbest thing you can do. And I didn't have a bag. And Chris, seriously, I'll tell you how it is, there were two options in this room. There were not even teaspoons to the coffee machine. Because teaspoons are inhuman. Men's tubes not with teaspoons.

There were two options. And that is, once two of these wooden sticks with which you can turn your coffee. These, you know, that the HNO puts on the tongue, if you show the polyps. Yes, that's something completely new. The hotels say, we are young, we are modern. We know you don't have time for breakfast. when you show the polyps. That's something completely new. The hotels say, we are young, we are modern,

we know you don't have time for breakfast, we'll put wooden planks, no planks, but these sticks, and to-go cups, no real cups anymore. And that has nothing to do with the fact that the real coffee cups still have to be washed when they are in use, and to-go cups are taken with them

and thrown away somewhere outside the hotel, has nothing to do with that. Yeah. Well, I'd like to say here what I actually did, and I tried to eat with these wooden sticks, but they were too thin. They were too thin.

They were very, very thin and thin. You always have your fingers in coffee when you stir it. I always have my fingers in the coffee when you stir it. I always have my fingers in the coffee when I stir my five bags of sugar. It took exactly one ricotta cake line until these stems broke through and I couldn't use them anymore. What did I do? Was I so smart and took the bath cap out of the necessarily in the bathroom and ate the tortellini with my hand. No, I didn't. Chris, I didn't.

But I thought about it. I put it in the bathroom. I had already stretched it out with my hand and then I turned out of my body and looked at myself from the outside, how I was sitting on my small double bed with the tortellini and my hand-wrapped bath cap. Just before that, I was eating this tortellini and my hand-wrapped bath cap, as I was about to eat my tortellini with my hand,

and then I said, stop, Julia, that's enough. You're 33 years old, you still have a spark left, even if nobody sees it. You see it, you know you did it, you'll think about it, you'll never be able to forgive it. You have to let that go. On the other hand, it was so dark in there, you might not have seen it yourself. That would be worse, because then I wouldn't have even met

if I wanted to feed myself. Well, in any case, I thought about what I could do now. Of course I could have called the reception. Of course I wouldn't have called. Of course I didn't. Instead, I took advantage of the hotel's darkness. I went through the dark hallway. All the hallways were dark,

it was black carpet, black walls, black doors, everything was dark. I went down the hallway, into the dark lobby, and then I passed the reception, and I knew that right next to the restaurant, where the breakfast is, was the bar.

And they had already set up a long table on the side, I think for the buffet or something, and there were stands with a cutlery in them. And I knew that because I saw that during the check-in, because you can see it from the reception. And then I thought, okay, now or never. And Chris, what did I do? I gave myself a fork and a spoon.

I just say, I gave myself. I gave myself, I let him slide into my pocket and then I went up to my dark room in my dark suit and ate my tortellini in the dark with a stick. Was the light already off and only the light behind the bar where the alcohol bottles are? Yes, behind the bottles, right.

The light that always confuses me where you come to the hotel at midnight and think, could I theoretically buy a small pack of chips for 7 euros? Or a bottle of Gerold Steiner for 6 euros. Well, I stole it anyway. But I want to say to my defense that I was at breakfast the next morning and I took it in my pocket and then put it on a used tablet on the car where the used dishes were picked up.

So you didn't put it in the hallway, but in the district hall. Almost like a big criminal mafia structure where you say, half money laundry. Yes, that's a stash wash. But I always say, there is the shadow economy where money is earned in a less loud way. But is it so bad if you still strengthen the middle class with it?

So if you make millions with cocaine import, but you still say, I'm going to the hair-cutter around the corner, which has existed since 1960? I mean, you can also get jobs, you have to look at it that way now, right? Right, yes. Are they actually organized by Verdi? Mafia, you mean? Yes, or cocaine and stuff.

Yes, but only if you made a conclusion about the inn. Cocaine-Innung. Mafia-Innung in Hückelhoven, of course. I thought they were in Kreizheim. No, they used to be in Iserlohn, then Hanover, but then still in Hückelhoven. Tagus-Centrum. I always have a problem when I check in at the hotel. It's like when people introduce themselves with names. Taguszentrum. Ich hab immer ein Problem, wenn ich jetzt einchecke im Hotel, dass es ist wie, wenn Leute sich vorstellen mit Namen.

Hallo, mein Name ist und ab denn ist bei mir einfach stille im Kopf. Ich kriege die Namen nicht mit, ich hab sie direkt vergessen. Ich bin zum Schluss gekommen, ich vergesse sie nicht, ich nehm sie noch nicht mal auf. Und dann zwei Minuten später, wenn ich mich verabschieden soll, weiß ich den Namen nicht. Dann sag ich, jo, also dann, ähm, then, um, bye, uh, good night. And so it's at the reception,

when I say I'd like to check in, my name is Sommer. Then I usually get a joke about the season on the way, if they're friendly. And then I forget everything that comes after. Where the breakfast is, when, how long. And with me you meet regularly in some soulless hotel meetings in meeting rooms, because I can't find the breakfast room.

I've been to the spa area once, and with the elevator too far down I suddenly ran into people in a bathrobe. I thought, wait a minute, you're all here to work. What's going on? Hey, that's at company costs. Put it down.

And I also had, by the way, on the trip to Berlin, I think anyway, whenever the trip to Berlin, I think that every time you travel to Berlin, you get very interesting conversations in the train, because very interesting people are sitting in the first class. Yes, first class of course. I went in the first class. Yes, sometimes you feel like a member of the parliament, right?

Yes, and I sat there and it was impossible to avoid sitting next to another person. The individual seats were already gone and the train was completely full. That's why I sat there next to a, I'd say, about 50-year-old Stefan Schreckstrich Matthias, who obviously had a leadership position in a federal agency. I don't know which one. But it was like this, that half of the company was in this car. Everyone was sitting there, all of them were working on their laptops. Not always. The federal government.

Exactly, half of the government was in the car. Unless you say BRD is a GMPH. But we have another problem there, sorry. I have to go now, I have to go to a Serbian Naidu concert. But I was definitely sitting next to this guy. And he was sitting at the window and I was sitting at the hallway. And next to me, so then comes the hallway and then comes the next place, next to me, sat a woman who also worked in this agency, obviously her colleague.

But she was understaffed, I noticed that in the conversation. I, with my noise-canceling headphones, then had the point at some point where I started, where I pressed the small button that turns off the noise canceling function, so that I can still hear my surroundings. Because it became interesting at some point. They felt so safe, because I had my headphones on and I looked so absent-minded. They completely blinded me at some point.

And they had conversations, Chris, you can't imagine that. Those were internal conversations. The guy next to me answered personal questions, evaluated people... What kind of questions? Yes, you can't imagine that. The woman asked, what do you think of Ms. I don't know what her name is, Ms. Schart,

secretary or whatever she is. He said, well, honestly, she's not high-spirited, intellectual, but she doesn't have to be in that position. She just has to be determined, and that's her. High? What's that? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I've always found that exciting.

It's always been more exciting. But that's totally the job. Personally. Not professionally at all. Where you have to say, if he were very intelligent, he wouldn't be in the train, but at the SÖF in the Star-Stars philosophy and would be interviewed by Yves Bossard or Barbara Bleich. But he doesn't.

Instead he's in the ICE and speaks very loudly about his own subjects. Where I always have to say, if I pay those 10 or 15 euros in advance for the first class, if it offers the chance, I always have the feeling, ah, now I've got capitalism, but I've just got it. Those colleagues didn't get that. And then I sit in front of the feeling, ah, now I've got capitalism, but I've just got it out. That's what my colleagues didn't get. And then I sit in front of the laptop,

I have to imagine shaking the Pope's hand, I'll shake my hand, the laptop, and I'll bow. And I say, yes, we both, the browser, and you against capitalism. Nice. I want to add, the guy has his own secretary, called me very loudly next to me, and then said, He also called his own secretary, very loudly next to me, and said he had reserved five seats for good luck. Because he didn't know which one to get,

because you never know at Deutsche Bahn. And whether he would get all five seats reserved from the company. Do you know what I'm saying? But why are you doing this, young man? Crime doesn't pay. He's taking away our reservation. Yes, it is. You know what I'm saying? But why are you doing this, young man? Crime doesn't pay. He's taking away our reservation!

Yes, that's true! That's why we have to book at ÖBB because he's reserving everything there. The stupid pigsty! It's his fault! Wait a minute. Sorry, I got carried away. I lost my temper. Neither the pigs nor the sow can do anything for it.

But Christa got so angry, he complained about the predecessor of Mrs. Schart because he called every five minutes when he was on business trip and asked how it was going on the train, is everything okay, is everything okay with your seat? He got so angry that you don't do that, that's very careful. And I sat between him and I thought, do you realize that I'm here? That can't help you, especially with a full name and stuff.

Julia, that's a no-go. But I have to create a moment of silence here. I've had too much in this episode. I've also noticed lately that I've been having self-conversations. When I'm alone in the east, the thoughts turn, sometimes I hear voices. Ravens warn against the humans on this planet. And then I can't, I hear these voices and then, yeah,

I think about it, then I realize, oh, I slipped on the midi controller. Now the question is whether you can bring your office raven with you, right? Yes. So, honestly, if a stinking dog is allowed in, my office raven is allowed too. Or a falcon who is trained to fly to the snack bar and back. My emotional support falcon.

Yes, and then here with this leather stuff over the arm. And then, I don't know, what do they do? Do they whistle or snort or do they have a bird's call so that the falcon knows you can come back with the tricks? No, back off, I want a bounty. He also has this $ 7,000 falcon head on his head. And if he does it right, he can give himself a Haferkraft. An energy ball.

Andreas the falcon. Andreas! Andreas the emotional support falcon. I have to put on my tracking shoes, because I still have a long way to go to the Grollkölln. I'll probably be on the road for two to four days, by stop and by foot. But please don't wear shoes from Cinema CE. I still have a long way to go to the Great Cologne. I'll probably be on the road for two to four days, by bus and by foot.

But please don't throw shoes from Cinemice. Although I would lie if I said I would never have done it. Who is without sin is for the first falcon. And with that I wish you a good week. We'll be back next Tuesday for you there. Please don't throw falcons. And please don't throw falcons, although they could probably save themselves if you throw them.

So they have wings. Well, it's still not a nice chest. Not a nice chest. In this sense, have a nice week. See you next Tuesday. We'll hear from you. Bye. See you and bye. Drinnies – the podcast from the comfort zone.