Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess : Best Of

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

We asked for you to Ask, Tell, or Confess, and boy did you all deliver this year. This week's Best Of episode serves up our favorite questions, stories, and confessions from 2024! From the curious case of a plastic knife hanging by a string to the unforgettable saga of doo-doo balls, we covered it all. We spilled secrets about how Bunnie keeps up her social media hustle and even explored the idea of doubling down on baby daddies. Here’s to another year of wild tales and blushing moments—bring on 2025! Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey guys, it's Mimi. We hope you guys are having the best holiday season. Here is some of our favorite ask tell confesses from 2024 hello friends welcome to another ask tell confess I can't wait. Jaime joining in is what killed me. That is so funny, dude. I'm looking at you guys doing it. And then I fucking hear the whistle out of that in my left ear. And I look over and it's Jaime just in the microphone. I saw my chance. I took it. may just in the microphone i saw my chance i took it well today we have our plates full with the ask tell confess you guys really delivered if you're on my patreon you always get a chance to be a part of these weekly segments and you guys are allowed to ask tell or confess and you guys did not disappoint this week i was was 19, just graduated school and

was celebrating with a group of friends. I was sleeping with a guy in the friend group, nothing serious, just fun. I forgot I started my period. I even forgot I had a tampon in me and said, fun buddy, go ahead, proceed to have fun. And let's just say I went home after and me and my friends spent a good 40 minutes looking for this tampon that was lodged inside of me. Now, every time I have sex, even six years later, I still get scared for half a second thinking I for this tampon that was lodged inside of me. Now, every time I have sex, even six years later, I still get scared for half a second thinking I have a tampon and I don't even wear tampons anymore. Bro. I've done it before. What? I never told you about this. Maybe, but like, maybe not. Let me know. When I did wear tampons, you know, I was always in a constant

relationship. My sex life was extremely active. There was one time that me and my ex had sex. We had gotten really fucked up. I wake up the next day. Don't think anything about it. But like a week later, right. I'm going to the bathroom and I'm like, and I lean over and I'm like, Ooh, that does not smell right. And I am like, when I'm crazy about how I smell. So like my, my vagina is like pristine always. So if there's just even a hint of a smell, I know something's wrong. I'm like, all right, I got to go to the doctor. I'm like, this motherfucker gave me something. I'm thinking, you know, my ex gave me a fucking STD or something. They do the exam. They look in there. They're like, everything's fine. Maybe you

just have an infection. Let's give you, you don't have any STDs. Let's just give you an antibiotic. This is a gynecologist after looking in my vagina and fucking poking around in there, right? The smell was still lingering. I mean, we're two weeks in on this process here, right? One day I sit down on the toilet to take a dump and I'm pushing out. And as I push out, I hear and something like a suction cup falls out of my vagina into the fucking toilet, right? And I get up and I turn around and I look, it's a fucking tampon that had been sitting in me for two weeks. The fuck two weeks. Look on Jaime's face right now. And it went and everything was fine. As soon as it came out,

my vagina smelled great again. I was back in action and you know but i mean it's normal i have you never got where was it that a gynecologist was not able to spread you open and be like there's the issue well i do have in his defense and their defense i do i don't remember it was a girl or a guy um i do have a tilted uterus i same. So that could have been why they couldn't find it. If you were to strip to a Jelly Roll song, which song would it be? Oh, for the love of God. Which one would you do it to? Off the new album?

Yes. Okay, okay. Off the new album, it would be the new song that he has with Russ. Really Gone? I would do this one. Because this is like OG Jelly Roll. Daddy goes off on it, right? What?

Okay. Okay, I can hear this one. Wait till the beat drops. Around the pole. Here we go. Ladies, get ready. This is your new song to dance to on stage. This is the pull.

Okay, yeah. Yep. My bad. Oh, yeah. Clap them cheeks girl I hope he sees this I know we'll clip it We have to clip this And then my next choice would probably either be Woman Because that's a song that he wrote

That's the Sarah McLachlan Of this album. Who dances to nothing but fast music? You gotta be sexy. Oh, I guess I'm at the wrong club. Yeah, you're going to the, you're going to the, which clubs are you at? The Ratchet ones. Those are my favorite.

Or maybe Devil Down. Could you see me getting up there in some boots to this? He'd be like oh yeah yeah the poles right here he's just doing that one quad hopper move that i do here we go oh that's good all right go buy jelly rolls a new album i dated a guy in college i was at his place and i had to take a shit i go in do my thing and there is and there is a plastic knife on the end of a string hanging on the side of the toilet.

What the fuck? I finish up, I come out, and I ask the guy, what's up with that fucking weirdly placed knife? His roommate takes shit so big, he has to chop them into smaller poops. To get them to flush. has to chop them into smaller poops i'm jealous she goes he's a poo chef no okay first of all what is this man's diet i need it i'm jealous. You used the same knife. But they used the same knife over and over. I mean, there's so many questions I have.

How do you discover that you need to chop your turds? What toilet does it? I guess it kept getting stuck. What is he eating? Is it solid? Like it just won't break in half when you flush? It's just giant logs and he has to cut them into smaller poops. Timber.

Why did you disagree with that? I've never had that issue, but I have heard men talk about, they call it a big fish. Stop. When it doesn't flush and it kind of S's halfway into the water, halfway out of the water. Yeah, you got to top it up. I wish I could have one come out of the water. I didn't even know this was a plant. Have you had one come out of the water? I didn't even know this was a plant. Have you had one come out of the water?

Oh, jealous. This question's for Haley. How was it kissing Bunny? She sucked your bottom lip in the video. I did. Did you? Kind of blacked out. First of all, I know you guys have heard us talk about Haley's fucking gaitum.

It's like, yeah. There's a whole lore to her gaitum. And one minute, she'll walk by me on the bus. I don't a bra she will full-on grab a titty oh no problem she'll fucking try to swipe my hoot if i walk past her and she's naked she'll back up into it and then other times up into me before we got here and she tries to act like she doesn't like it and it's like bitch please i asked her today because when i was rubbing her titty when she was doing my makeup i was like did you miss me she's like actually yeah it's okay when i do it i gotta initiate it but if someone gets too close to me i can't you oh yeah we're holding hands by the way i know i'm

like what are you talking about as you guys are holding hands on the couch she's over there yeah i'm not i'm not gay at all okay so so do you guys see how she plays this little role it's gonna take the right person just to flip that switch and it's either gonna be good or bad either she's never going to joke around again or someone's gonna turn her i want to hook up with one you know which one i'm talking about i think girl yeah no no no bump them clams Clams baby Clam bumping Muff diving Yeah I'm gonna close up shop Oh don't sew it up It's like a Venus fly trap

It was like the Iron Curtains the other day When it opens it's like But then when she gets all scared it's like Clams closed No not the predator mouth Predator mouth pussy Predator puss Not the predator mouth predator mouth pussy predator puss not the predator can't do it can't do it they had to send it in the dms because oh this is good she said my fiance

after six years of dating we love a grand old spicy time in the bedroom our sex life is no kind of boring well after doing so much over the years one day i was messing with him and i told him i wanted to eat his ass well after months of joking around and fucking with him one night after a night out of drinking he was like fine go ahead if you really want so i took my shot and did it after hounding him for months he had dried poop stuck in his hairy asshole and it ended up in my mouth and not appear. Hold on. I'm gagging.

Fuck. I had a pure embarrassment for me and him. I just shut the fuck up and did my thing as nasty as that sounds. Disgusting at the time and wanted to bleach my face after. But we joke about it and now I officially call him Dingleberry. Did she swallow it? joke about it and now i officially call him dingleberry swallow it she said i wanted to bleach my face after okay all right there's so much here to unpack men if you're gonna have somebody eat your ass at least baby wipe the motherfucker give it a dude wipe

give it a little wipey wipe with the dipey dipe let's not have doo-doo balls encrusted in your fucking ass hairs and then make your fucking significant other have to eat that when you get a piece of pepper stuck in your teeth i could never if there was doo-doo balls i'm not doing it dude no hey baby let's have a shower and then eat his ass in the shower there's a line that has to be done because you can get sick wipe your butthole better why not have you ever had your butthole ate no I don't like that you don't like anything you are so pretty where are you shit guys tongue punch my fart box i mean don't knock until you try it i recently joined your patreon and went straight for top tier as i'm an all or nothing person

obsessive personality maybe my question is how in the world do you maintain all of these social media platforms and things you are involved in doing i'm sitting here a month in and thinking damn this is a lot also what's the utah timeline look like b lawson i love that um i love this because i try to tell everybody how much content we have on patreon and i don't think people realize like whenever i do start putting shit on youtube i have years worth of shit that i can fucking put on youtube dude and patreon is a testament of how hard we work like you guys don't really get to see it unless you're on our patreon there is so much shit on there it is crazy dude like i mean we're talking back to like 2000 2020 right 2020 yeah 2020 so like five years going on five years. That's crazy. Crazy. So we

started Patreon the same year that I started my only fans at the end of the year. So you started only fans in the beginning of the year. And then we started patron at the end of the year. Yeah. So let's clarify to everybody really quick. Everybody's like, Oh my God, you were in the sex industry for you just retired a year ago. No, I retired from the sex industry for you just retired a year ago no i retired from the sex industry five years ago i have not had a sugar daddy in five years or fucking a client in five years and i started my only fans in 2020 which only lasted two years i only had my only fans for two years and i retired from sex work online in 2020 yes so just so everybody 2020 2022 sorry i retired from sex work online in 2022 so for everybody who's like what's the timeline and you know how long have you been retired i've been retired from that lifestyle

for half a decade now yeah so yeah and like you weren't active even at the end of of you weren't like actively working it like you were in the beginning the first year i shot like 200 movies and i just recycled them the entire fucking yeah that's free game for you ladies by the way yeah always stack content yeah that even goes for social media like i know they were asking about that just stack content yeah that's what you can't expect yourself to film all day every day throw some shit in the drafts make a day of content and you've got a week of content bubbles wants to confess i have two baby daddies i would be lying if i said i haven't thought of them doubling me down oh you want to take a trip to paris why don't you ask them i think i kind of like it unless it's like one of those things where

it's like they don't like each other because they're both the baby daddy but if they're cool like why wouldn't they couple shots and fantasies man i've never have you been with two dudes have you ever been to eiffel tower no it's never been one of my fantasies i've never it's too much dong like where are you gonna put that one is enough where are you gonna put that other thing you know not the back door overstimulated partner yeah yeah like get away i'm busy slap it away while you're working on one yeah like i just it's too much so i say ask the baby daddies man what do you got to lose to lose? They'll probably think you're insane, but at the same time. You might be a little awkward after.

You'll plant the seed and they might give it to you for Christmas. Yeah. Start at Halloween. Just make sure they use protection. Get the Christmas pose. Oh, God. Then you won't know whose baby it is. Oh, God.

Yeah. All right. That's a Maury show. Yeah. That's a freaking Maury show. Yeah, we'll see you on Maury. Oh, I'm coming in hot. Ready?

Okay. It better not be behind him swear to god oh no this was this was a private message okay no but i think didn't we send it to hayley too oh i only sent it to you oh my god i can't wait to see her all right and i cannot say this person's name because this has to stay private i am sure it's so gross this is good okay i'm hoping this is the correct way for a tell but i must remain anonymous because i don't want to lose my job i am a nurse who works in the operating room we had a patient come in for a foreign object stuck in their rectum just no hit on me and they had to have it surgically removed the entire staff was aware that the foreign object was a vibrator but once it was removed i said that's a honey bunny vibrator so of course i had to tell the entire or stuff all about you girls the reason for this tell

is because the patient asked for it back because they want to bring it to a meet and greet to get signed girls please do not sign any vibrators you literally have no idea where they've been don't do that don't ever do that don't do that i don't want your little dookie stick okay do not bring dookie sticks to freaking was it in her butt or her vagina big one it was in her butt it was in her butt how did she okay i need to know how she got it up there you don't put anything in there that doesn't have a stopper what did you say it's a send us a video yeah oh man do you remember the time we watched that girl shove a traffic cone inside of her yes that was crazy oh and the tentacle yeah remember that one time you made me watch that guy we showed jay too didn't you wait what did i what guy would the guy

do you made me watch that dude back into the one that was suctioned up to the wall. Oh, is that the guy that sent it to me on my OnlyFans? And because I had to see it, I had to share it with you. What? Guys used to send me the weirdest shit on my OnlyFans. Sorry, Bessio. I know Bessio is going to fucking probably make us cut this. But I did have an OnlyFans in my former life, okay?

And in the DMs, I don't know why guys thought it would turn me on, but they would send me videos of them like backing into things. Oh yeah. Like that's not my kink. If that's your kink, I love that for you go off shorty, but that's not my kink. And I was just, I mean, he was, she said, if I had to see this, you have to see this, but I didn't see this. I had to see this. You have to see this. Yeah. But I didn't see this.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, so ladies, please. I love you guys. I love all of your orifices, all of your holes. I'll sign whatever you want me to sign. But I'm not signing something that's been in you, okay? I'll do the little carpaccio around your butthole, whatever you want me to do, but not signing. What's the carpaccio?

The freaking. Terrifies me. Not signing something that you had to have dislodged out of you. Surgically. Surgically. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean. Well, at least we know they work.

I hope she had a good time. I mean, yeah. Did you like it? Worth the money. Our vibrators work, ladies and gentlemen. Sex education. Don't put anything up there that doesn't have a stopper.

No, don't do that. Aren't they big? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She was was getting going off yeah i mean did it just suck it in like a well what happens is one time tasha was was using anal beads and she'll tell you the story she tells the story all the time but she orgasmed while the anal beads were in her and it sucked them right up. Yeah. They had to pull them out one by one.

Bloop, bloop, bloop. Like, yeah, it was bad. So I guess there's some sort of like when your body, the muscles tense up,

it just sucks. Whatever's in your hole in there. Like a vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. I've never had it happen to me, but I've, I've heard stories.