Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Tray Table Toes

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

Things get weird this week on Ask, Tell, Confess as Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee tackle the tough questions: Who puts their bare feet on a stranger’s tray table? Booty cheeks or roaches on a restaurant counter - what’s worse? Also, stories about a real-life Tinder swindler and a sugar daddy shower slip-and-slide. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I do. I always do. I know. I know, this one. Who is that so hatefully? Who's that? Who's that? Because I'm jealous. Who's that, you always kick it off

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So I know no worse, but it's up there with like some of the worst. She was on a flight from Dubai and she had a window seat. The middle was empty. The aisle was occupied. So imagine this, she's window. I'm on the plane right now. I'm already on it.

Yep, middle and there. She fell asleep and woke up with her tray table down and the man who was sitting on the aisle seat has his feet on her tray table. Now, she said the two Aussies behind were just laughing their heads up. When she woke up to go pee and came back, he tried to do it again. So she's awake at this point. Bare feet.

Oh, hell no. On this woman's tray table. Who has the fucking audacity to do that? He did. He did. Audacity was handed out freely that day. What the fuck? And imagine she fell asleep with the tray table up.

So he had to have reached over. What was it? And just... What? Yeah. Who does that? Yeah, excuse me, I'm just gonna. And how hard was she sleeping, dude?

Yeah. He could have grabbed a titty on the way back to his seat, you know? Never thought about that. You know, like take it with him. Bro. I'm in a one-fold sleep. I can feel when something's close to my face

when I'm asleep. It's fucking rude. And she was way too nice about it. I had to woke up and been like, motherfucker, get your stank ass crooked ass toenails off my fucking lap right now. Are your feet is crazy? No, that's nuts.

Crazy. That's nuts. You know, what if you have like a foot fetish and he's just taking pictures of her asleep with his feet next to her. What if he put his toe in her mouth? Totally. Like if you're falling asleep with your mouth.

If a dude can, I'm sorry, but I'm such a in her mouth? Totally. Like if you're falling asleep with your mouth. If a dude can, I'm sorry, but I'm such a light sleeper. There's no way you're opening my tray in front of me and I'm not feeling that. It comes down to your lap. Yeah, it's right there. That's in her lap. I mean, this is also like international flying.

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Okay. All right, so this one, they had to keep in the messages. So we're gonna keep it a non. Last week, I spent three days playing detective because my son in college decided to invite some chick over that he matched with on Tinder. Needless to say, he woke up the next morning and found his car, phone, and Nike dunks were stolen

and she was gone. He had to call me four hours away and tell me this. So mama got to work. I found the phone in a phone ATM in Walmart hour away. And the next day got a call from a police officer on the side of the highway in Arkansas with this chick at gunpoint. Asking if the car was still stolen

and asking me what the story was. Asked me for a description. And the only thing I had for sure was the damn Nike dunks description. The bitch was wearing them. Son also told me she was- How big were her feet? Holy.

How small were his feet? I have questions. They could be either way. Could either way. Son also told me she was talking in an Australian accent all night, so I told the cop that and he laughed. What?

Listen man, bitches be trippin'. What a good scheme though. You get literally invited into some, like that person invites you into their home if you're like a criminal. That scares me. That's why you don't steal a car though. That's like, come on.

He's right there while he's asleep. I know, but it's fucking registered to somebody else. How far do you think you're? I don't have the balls to do that. Yeah, how do you think? It's like a tweaker's dream. Yeah, they had to been on drugs, right? Yeah. She's talking in a fake Australian accent. Yeah, she's on her Britney Spears right now.

British British. And that sucks. Yeah, that's something from you that you've invited in your house who Yes, actually, a guy I was talking to. Um, for sure stole stuff. He was like an ex football player, not like high-end foot, you know, whatever. And I like went to the bathroom and I come back and I like, he's like going through all my drawers in the kitchen. Like I literally caught him like going through all my drawers. I was like, what are you doing?

He's like, I just like to see what people have. And he was like, I'm just nosy, whatever. I didn't think of anything of it and then um like he even went through my he even opened my closets upstairs I was like can you fucking stop because I'm the type of person I'm cleaning up 10 minutes before you come over so everything's in one spot yeah yeah it was all in my closet I was like can we not open that would have weirded me out so bad I would have been like you need to leave it's almost like he's casing the joint it wasn't like the first time I had hung out with him

or met him either. So like, I didn't think it was weird. It was the first time he was over at my house. And then everything was fine, whatever. And then I had noticed, I know I had a hundred dollar bill in my purse. And for the longest time, I could never find it. And then I go on Scoop Nashville, which RIP,

but I go on Scoop Nashville one day. I can't believe that dude died. Can either. Crazy. And I'm just, this was like maybe like a year later. I'm just scrolling to see if I know anyone. I see a picture of him and he is in there on theft from stealing over $500 from a woman. That was karma came to him.

And I forgot, he asked me to like send him something to like an address on Amazon. So I still have like his address on file and he never paid me back for it. It was like football stuff and he never paid me back for it. But it's okay karma got him.

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and forgot about. Turns out they were banging where everyone's burgers and fries were prepared. No. I feel like that doesn't find anything wrong with that. Just fucking sanitize the fucking shit out of it. If they owned it, that was hot. They were probably playing like chef and waitress.

As long as he wasn't busting in like the marriage door. Yeah, as long as it wasn't something like that. But I mean, wipe the fucking counter off. It's cheeks, you know, would you rather a roach or some. But I don't know. I eat at Waffle House. I don't know why I'm being judgmental. Yeah.

But hold you as our roach. Which one is it? We filmed a tick tock and which one would you get off buttholes? I'm talking about. Listen, cheeks or roaches. Listen, cheeks or roaches? I don't know. What would you pick? Exactly.

Cheeks all day, because you can just get 409 and spray the countertop off. Roaches, man. Eggs, legs, and fucking wings. No. Yes, but what if the butthole juice has like a disease? Like what if he's got some- You're gonna sanitize before you cook.

Are they not cleaning the stove or fucking the ledge? It's gonna be clean. They weren't fucking on the actual fryer. You know, they were probably, she's probably bent over like on a, on a fucking, you know, countertop. Chop table or something like that. Hot, somebody banged me in the back

of a fucking restaurant already. I'll leave my panties there. It'll be like a scavenger hunt. You guys can go find them. We filmed our waffle house video the other day. We went behind the counter to film and the lady goes, hold on, let me sweep up real fast. And we said, no, no, it's the aesthetic.

I swear. Dude, that made it in the news, the waffle thing. I got scared because I had never known that there was a big Waffle House thing on TikTok. Did you guys know about it? What Waffle House thing? There was a girl who filmed for Lotto for her song Broke.

She filmed it, didn't even do anything bad. The fucking video was cute. It was a trend. Yeah, it was cute. Waffle House fired her over that. So I need to know if these employees are still hired at Waffle House because if I got you in trouble. I'll hit them up on their cash up transition.

Call a call man be like, are you? Cause Jay went in right after us a couple hours and he also like, you guys didn't film or anything. I told him we should, we should stitch your video but he's like, oh, that we should. We should stitch your video. But he's like, oh, that's funny. And then we just left. Yeah, he's not going to.

Jay is so off the Internet right now. He does not even care. Literally, he's living his best life. He threw his phone off the bridge. No, no, different night. No, that's after his birthday. No, he's Jay is like, I don't know if my husband's going to ever get another phone again.

At this point, he's so happy with his little phone. He is like in his own little world, doesn't care. I try to tell him, I tell him, like, I'll give him a rundown of like what's going on online just so he knows. And he's just like, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't fucking matter. He's like, is this even things?

He's like, I know who I am, you know who you are. And it doesn't matter. That's so good. What a good statement. No, he's great. I like it. He's an, I think he's the strongest mentally and physically that he's been in a really long time. True, he's great. I like it. I think he's the strongest mentally and physically that he's

been in a really long time. True. His transformation. You've been posting a couple throwbacks lately and I'm like, man. Crazy. Because we've seen it happen so slow and it's fast, but like we're with him so much that we don't notice as much and like he'll walk in the room after not seeing him for a week and I'm like, damn bro. Where'd you go? Where are you going? He looks tight. So whenever we first got together and, well, not first, but it was like two years after we got together, 2018, he slimmed down a lot and got to, I believe, 280. And he looked bigger then than he does now.

And he's still quite a ways away from that. But he is so tiny now. He wasn't sober then though. No, he wasn't. Yeah, so it's like, I feel like that makes a difference versus now he eats so clean. So clean. And he doesn't do anything crazy.

So it's like, I feel like those make differences because even in my weight loss, I look back to what I looked like at this same weight and I don't feel like I look any anywhere close to the same. Yeah. No, it's crazy. We're proud of old Rumpelsaurus. Rumpelsaurus. Yeah.

All right. Next one. This is a confess. Okay, bye. What? Bye. I live in Utah and used to cut hair near a country club where we often had wealthy older gentlemen as clients. We already know where this is going. All right, who do we whack off and how much?

One day a client asked me out on a date and I later found out he was a sugar daddy. Yeah, we went on a few dates and we ended up in the shower together, first time naked together. I was washing my hair and turned around facing him and my hip must have grazed his member. Not the member. He hunched over, slipped, took both of us down to the shower floor while I laid there face to face as he uncontrollably finished. Sugar daddies are so fucking weird. There's always there's a reason why they're sugar daddies.

So I thought that was going. So what's even better is the girls on Patreon continued that conversation with that person in the comments and was like, I could not imagine laying wet and slippery next to him as he's finishing. That happened one time when I was just unbuttoning a guy's pants. What?

It was like three years of built up like tension. All we did was make out. I literally unbuttoned his pants and he finished. Damn. Did he at least make up for it? No. Oh, no. He did.

Eventually very well. But I think he was too embarrassed. He had to like leave right after. Oh, he like, oh, gotta go. Yeah. I mean, I would too. I mean, I would, I don't know. I feel like I would be like, oh, my bad. But let me.

Why don't you just whack off before you go over to a girl's house, go in the bathroom and fucking twiddle the twack dude. And then, you know. Yeah. A little pregame. Little pre, little, little preparing. Haley's that hot that she's like, and set them off. Oh, pregame. Little pre, little little preparing.

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