Dumb People Town - Adam Cayton-Holland - Amber's Trash

Episode Date: August 4, 2020

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, the internet comes together to give a tip to a barrista after getting yelled at for asking a woman to wear a mask and the woman also thinks she deserves a tip. In story two, authorities search for a man in a sewer. In the final story, a Texas woman is banned from Wall-Mart for inappropriately demanding a discount. 

Skypains Avenue Hey, Tatties, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Caden Holland. Adam Caden Holland III. Welcome, dude. Thank you. I didn't know I was a third. This is news to me. This is groundbreaking. Thanks for letting me know. We love having you on this show.

You've done it several times before. You know what it's all about. You are a podcaster and understand just the beauty of it. You relish in stupid behavior and taking up to task, have been a part of so many great projects, have a new album out, have a podcast that is, I won't call it new because it's the same good people, but we'll talk about that later. But you're in Denver and we're here. And that is one of the joys of this is that this whole process

allows us to get get we don't have to wait for you to come here that's right so i'm just i know it's nice to see dan but i've probably seen you guys more than i would normally in the last couple months we check in every month or so i know you did a show you did lovely you did jay from denver you did my son's benefit for jay's son's school and people loved you an elementary school that your kid will never go to so good for you and you try i know i can't even get the parking lot glory with the moms or anything got a relish it from afar parking lot glory one of my favorite emo bands of all time parking lot glory is a good name you just don't want to get you just don't want to come home with

that parking lot glory all over you side note for the sclars adam i'm sorry i didn't plug you for this uh dr shlomo frankel my orthodont, I told him that you guys would be down to do like a backyard Jewish center comedy show here in LA. Sure. So he's trying to put that together. We'll let you know if it doesn't conflict with the high holidays, which he's very worried about. As long as they got money. As long as there's shekels involved, we're there. And Dan, I can zoom in as is needed. Yeah, for sure. It's the gentile hour i'm like i keep waiting because i follow you on instagram i keep waiting for

kate and holland to just be like yeah we're just growing all our own food here like you you know what i mean i posted a nice picture of a cucumber the other day i was very proud of it as i said it only costs probably about a hundred dollar in gardening supplies and i got one one beautiful cucumber out of it i feel like a homesteader. It's like when people are like, I'm rolling my own sushi. And then it takes eight hours, your kitchen's a mess, and it tastes terrible compared to what the place down the street can do. So it's insane. But I do feel like I can see you being like, I'm just living off the land, guys. That's what I'm doing from here. I'm doing comedy. I'm living off the land, doing a podcast.

And I don't talk to here. I'm doing comedy. I'm living off the land, doing a podcast. And I don't talk to anyone. I ranch sometimes. It's me and a crow that I've taught how to sign with various shiny objects. One means yes and one means no. And we podcast together. Adam Caden Holland. He talks to the animals.

Well, we believe the world is getting dumber. And during this pandemic, people just continue. They find new ways to get dumb dumb i guess that's the only positive for our podcast what do you think yay or nay oh i'm firmly in your camp yes i mean anytime you're telling an entire population like do this don't do that you're gonna that is like a litmus test for dumb people yeah yeah yeah like any line at a water park proves who's dumb like anytime you're like i need you guys to all do this then you're gonna find out like who are your rogue idiots any kid that falls off the ladder you're like yeah we're gonna get all the way to the top and it's like dude where's your tube i've said this before if you don't if you underestimate dumb people go to any water park oh i've been stand by the wave pool, which is called the wave pool.

Yep. And you will find people surprised by what happened. But they're like, Oh God, I didn't see that. I just think they get knocked over. Where did that come from? They also never understood the ocean.

Like they, they're blown away by the, why can't I sit down in here? Yeah. So dumb. Well, we get our story. Go ahead, Adam. I was just going to say, it's so dumb well we get our story go ahead adam

i was just gonna say it's a true renaissance period for guys in your line of work like if we the world's ending we all can be real sad or we can do what you do and just really really riff on it yeah well here we go we're so happy you're with us can't wait to talk about your projects coming up but let's jump into a story right okay this is sent in by joe luttrell at the gentleman joe a couple things i need you to know i love them too that's maybe number one number two i guarantee you guys did this on your other show are you sure i don't care there's no way you didn't well here's the thing if we we we do a daily podcast called uh sclabber country the virus edition dan does a nightly podcast called the good night show right and sometimes there

are some sports stories that are crazy so So there's going to be some crossover. This isn't that. It isn't sports. It's just there's no way you didn't do it. Okay, let's hear it. Adam, I don't believe there's no way you haven't even heard about it. Okay, let's hear it. Yeah, my lunch hour show with The Crow in between your guys' shows.

I do it daily. Adam and The Crow. That is a morning classic rock. It's called Peckish Eater. No, no, no. Adam and The Crow, they only talk about adam duritz and what projects he's doing with the conspiracy against brandon lee okay it's all the crow trying to prove things that adam claimed was true but isn't true so the entire show he eats

crow all right that's great too there you go like it. And they talk about Brandon Lee. Okay. I didn't even read this whole article. Okay. Because I started laughing uncontrollably at how incredibly dumb this person is. I can't wait. But I know there's no way you guys haven't done it. All right, let's hear it. Let's hear it. I just don't care.

Okay. San Diego, California. I don't know if we've done it a woman posted a photo of a starbucks barista who asked her to wear a mask yep we did it okay okay then money was raised for the barista do you two remember how much was raised don't say just if you remember when we did the story i knew a ballpark okay it might be still around that right but also adam will get to play this is the greatest story of comeuppance this is the dumbest person ever hubris of this day so listen to this gal adam okay then money was raised and donated to the barista now the woman who posted

the photo of the barista she was mad at that asked her to wear a mask and then people raised money for the barista for having to deal with this woman she wants half of that money oh wow wow wow yeah because she's like without, you don't have, isn't this also the argument for Confederate statues? Yep. There's no war without us losing it. Yeah. And we're like, yeah,

we don't care. Right. My favorite was there was a Republican like elected official who was like, if you can bad mouth the United States all you want, but if Abraham Lincoln was here today, he'd still believe in the exceptionalism of America. And it might have been, I can't remember her name, but it was a great comic. And she said, if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he'd wonder why are there all these statues of people who tried to kill me? Right.

Exactly. He'd be like, wait, so you guys. Yeah. Well, these guys all tried to kill me and we're we're we're putting them in front of the courthouse right okay or like do we need to have it's like putting a bunch of buffalo bill statue out statues in front of the hall like the nfl hall of fame yeah like no we don't need those right they try so you you remember that famous famous lawsuit where the woman sued mcdonald's because she spilled the coffee on her lap and it was too hot.

That'd be like the guy that brewed that grew those beans. Like I want in on that. I get half. Right. She's not sports. If I don't send those beans to your McDonald's. You're totally right. If I don't send the beans to McDonald's, she doesn't have a case.

True. They'll find other beans. It's also like. Those are my beans. I don't do this very often anymore. But this is also like the argument like Mark Wahlberg's character has in boogie nature is like you give me the tape. I go get the money.

Once I have the money, I pay you the money for the, but don't you understand? That's also where we learned the great line. Maybe people knew it for them. That's a YP instead of an MP at your problems. That's my problem. So this,

okay, so she's like, I want want i give me my part right give me my money you don't get any money without me being a piece of shit so catch people on the story if by some chance they didn't hear it woman walks into starbucks we got it right here it started with amber giles gills whatever amber we have an amber alert posted a photo of San Diego Starbucks barista Lennon Gutierrez, cool name, with the caption, Meet Lennon. Now, hold on. This is a part I didn't, I told you, I didn't even read all this.

Meet Lennon is a terrible way to start it. Okay, yes, but it's even better. What does Lennon do for a living? He's a barista. At Starbucks. What are Starbucks people notorious for doing on your cup? Getting your name wrong. His name is L-E-N-I-N.

She says, meet Lennon, L-E-N-E-N. She does the barista thing back to him, which may be the only time she's in the right

of this whole story. She should be allowed to misspell it. Meet Lennon. Yeah. If that was delivered, nice psychological warfare. Thanks, Lennon. Totally. As a first move. the best shade is the kind you don't know you're in

that should be a dumb people yes or a poster with a cat hanging onto a branch that's right meet lennon from starbucks who refused to serve me because i'm not wearing a mask next time i will wait for cops and bring a medical exemption so first of all that's the wrong order yeah are you i would wait exactly you want the medical exemption first and then wait for the cops right so you can't get the cops there and then also bring your medical and how are they doing in colorado businesses i've seen everywhere. I went to Staples the other day.

They're like, you cannot walk in this store without a mask. Yeah, no, everyone's got that. I mean, certainly in Denver. In the mountains, you get a little more libertarian. Things get a little crazy. You can't walk in here without your own loaded gun. Libertarian, aka, I'm not Republican, but I don't dislike Trump. Right. Right.

Right. That's what's going on. Right. Yeah. Okay. So, yes, you go anywhere, you're wearing a mask in this city dislike Trump. Right. Right. Right. That's what's going on. Right. Yeah. Okay. So yes, you go anywhere, you wear a mask in this city for sure.

Right. A stranger in Orange County, Matt Cohen, C-O-W-A-N, Cohen, said he wanted to donate a few dollars to the barista in tip money. So he started a GoFundMe.

Now I imagine that he just, that was like the top comment under her post, right? Right. photo on facebook of course filled with hundreds of thousands of interactions and comments from people supporting the barista barista caribbean caribbean yep the tip money eventually hit more than how much adam kate holland how much money at the time of at least this article by the way if anyone a cut, I think the guy who started the GoFundMe deserves a little cut. He deserves a little cut. I would break him off 5-15%.

Okay. 10 for what's right, 5 for doing it. Right. This was the only question I had about the article. I was like, well, how much money are we talking? Yeah, what do you think? I assume Amber's trash, any small amount of money excites her. Yeah.

So I was thinking, I don't know, $1,000 or something like that. But now, seeing Dan's face, I know it's trash. Any small amount of money excites her. So I was thinking, I don't know, $1,000 or something like that. But now seeing Dan's face, I know what he's like. I also wear another great Dumb People Town shirt. Amber's trash. Amber's trash. Get Karen's out of the hot water. Let's move on to Amber's. Because, by the way, Amber's trash, A-M-B-E-R apostrophe S,

could be Amber is trash or this is Amber's trash. Yes, 100%. I'm going to say $20,000. $20,000. B-E-R apostrophe S could be Amber is trash or this is Amber's trash. Yes. A hundred percent. What do you say? 20K. $20,000. I don't remember. I remember.

So go ahead, Jay. I got to excuse. I got to recuse myself. I'm going to say. A hundred and $10,000. Okay. It eventually hit more than.

$100,000. Wow. Wow, man. Mark should get $10,000. Cohen, yeah. Matt. Matt should get $15,000. I agree.

You just got temporarily, and I say this because this is the best way I can describe it, you just got temporarily rich. Yeah. $100,000 is temporarily rich. $100,000 that you did not work for, you didn't expect that you it's a windfall yes you put up with amber so maybe it is totally it's not can they tax it on a gofundme what i would say is amber you can get an undisclosed amount of money meet me at the starbucks but you have to wear a

mask if you want it you have to do it shoot a hundred percent i don't know man i don't know then i just think call her out everybody's so up in arms about the government slashing unemployment it's like america takes care of itself like we know how to provide we know how to redistribute the wealth this is we spread it around they're all fine like gofundme is like the most socialistic thing you could ever do. Oh, 100%. Exactly. Yet the first thing a Republican does when they go down on the ice,

GoFundMy hip replacement. Exactly. Exactly. Right? Lennon said, now this is the first part where I started laughing reading this story, because it's perfect. Lennon said he plans to use that money to further his education and follow his dreams of dancing.

There you go. Which is the kind of perfect fuck you to Amber as well. Amber, you just gave this man- Money to dance. What he wants. He wants to dance like everyone is watching. He wants to dance. Dan, so you think you can dance, Lennon?

Yeah. Yeah. I do now. I do now. Yeah. I'm funded. I'm fully funded yes he's gonna buy like outfits yeah plural guile said she now wants half of that money quote

it was discrimination and everybody is okay with it do you want to know how it's not discrimination when everyone is okay with it number one and even in the civil rights not everybody was okay with it that's how you knew it was discrimination it's not discrimination it's company policy right now if company policy is like that place the bakery in colorado we're not going to serve cakes to gay people then yeah that's right and not everybody's okay with that was in indiana ran no no that wasn't colorado wasn't colorado that's you know that's right and not and not everybody's okay with that was in indiana ran no no that wasn't colorado wasn't colorado that's you know that's and then it goes to the courts that's not good right or but like randy and i even talked about this like and we talked about this in our stand-up

like we and this was going to be on our next album is the notion of like there used to be rules like you can't bring your dog like anywhere near inside of a restaurant right you just can't you just can't then all of a sudden now it's like okay to like carry your dog in a bjorn through like a salad bar which salad bars won't exist they won't exist anymore but still like that concept and randy i said this on our other podcast if you see a chocolate like waterfall a one chocolate wonderful to me golden crow that is the chocolate wonderful just tells you the politics of the place that's right that lives on two years from now that's 100 they are like confederate statues chocolate wonderful chocolate wonderful should be in the shape of robert e lee every single day they should be coming out of his musket just like the but but there was a rule that you can't bring

the dog into the place right so if this let's go back five years when you weren't allowed to bring your dog in the place if this dummy this dumb amber walks in with her dog under her shoulder under her arm and the guy behind the thing says sorry ma'am we can you tie that up outside we can't serve you with the dog in here because there's food around here right is she gonna freak out like she just did you think she's gonna freak out first of all amber's trash we know that we know that and so she would have done this for the dog she would have done it for the mask she'll do it in 10 years or whatever as many of her ex-husbands

would tell you she likes to fight she's waiting to get it she drives up somewhere puts it in park and says here we go who am i gonna fight with in there some people want to fight other people want to be hit i learned that working at the bars some people just want to be hit in the face they just want to i don't want amber to get i don't either i'm just saying she wants to fight yeah she doesn't want her to get hit i want her to get embarrassed for like the rest of her life we're working on it okay and i also hate the medical exemption sorry dan but it's like we're gonna get a medical exemption get a fucking curbside pickup then and wait outside or by the way if you have such a bad medical condition what are you doing out in public you you are you have an underlying condition i would say have someone else get your coffee for you have it delivered or get a fucking keurig there you go there it is by the

way that stress and how is that not keurig's? I have a fucking Keurig. Get a fucking Keurig. You got a medical exam? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? I'm going to show you guys Amber. And she looks like she's one of those kids where they were like, we're going to let her grow up and she'll find her own name.

Like, because that's what she looks like. She became an Amber. Yes. Like, if you didn't know what her name was, you would look at her and say Amber. It's like a metaphorical jungle book. While you say that, I'm going to fix this. You guys keep going. She looks like somebody who's like, we don't know. She'll go to a carnival. They'll know who she is.

It's like a metaphorical jungle book, essentially. Become your inner Amber. Yeah, I mean, look, she's... But here's the thing. You look at your kid. You have a beautiful son, Adam. You'll look at him over time. You'll be like, there's no way he's this, like, this is his name.

This is who he has to be. This is a Malcolm. This has always been a Malcolm. I look at my son, Liev, and I'm like, you're nothing but a Liev. This woman, what we're about to see that Dan's going to show us, that if you want to see her, I highly recommend if you aren't, if you haven't joined the Facebook page for Dumb People Town, you're listening to this see that dan's going to show us that if you want to see her i highly recommend if you aren't if you haven't joined the facebook page for dumb people down you listen to this podcast what's going on join it follow it like it get in there okay it's half the experience look at the fun amber had on facebook right imagine the fun you could have thank you

well uh here we go okay here's here's amber dance okay now i got it oh god look at her she doesn't hold navy shopper her. She doesn't own- Old Navy shopper, huh? Yeah, she doesn't own a sweatshirt that isn't cut down the middle. That's right. You know what I mean? Her earbuds are always in.

I'm wearing earbuds with a cord and I realize how antiquated that is, but seeing Amber doing it has filled me with a particular sense of shame. Yeah. Next time you see me, those cords will be gone, dudes. I hope so

here's the thing and this might shock you when you take a look at her on the facebook page is that she's not that old so she's kind of a young person with like old tendons cigarettes yeah yeah that's cigarettes her cigarettes her her resting expression is why not i'm gonna say her pre-existing condition was fetal alcohol syndrome. I'm just going to take a guess. Okay, here we go. She said it was discrimination and everybody is okay with it and enabling and rewarding that behavior. Remember, she's not talking about herself. No.

She went on to describe the symptoms that prevent her from wearing a mask. Okay. Can't wait to hear these. Saying, one of them i get is shortness of breath dizziness one of them i get i know one of them i get and it messes with my heartbeat that is not even possible easy with all the medical jargon one of them i get right is she a doctor right shortness of breath adderall messes with your heartbeat yeah not this yeah all the k you've done and and i do have asthma as well and i do get mask acne mac yes mask me mask me she gets masked

also you know when somebody's you're wearing the wrong mask when you ask someone why'd you do that and they're like i did it because okay i did it because right the pause that's any like improv 101 you did a reset to think right yep i did it because and then they tell you one thing and then they list five other things it's because it's all bullshit what is it which one is it things for usually one maybe two reasons is it your shortness of breath is it your messed up heartbeat is it your asthma or is it your mask me right you only need one you only need one pre-existing condition then doubles down on herself so there's several things going on and not only that but it doesn't even work so which one is it doesn't work right mass don't work like you guys are parents when your kids plead cases to go

somewhere do something let's just pretend it's still a perfect world. Aren't you like, at some point, you're like, okay, so which one is it? Like where you're like, which one of these is the reason I should let you go over to their house? Is it because you have done your homework or you did clean your room? Yes. Once again, pick one. Right. Pick one reason. And we'll go with that.

Right. Pick one reason why you want this thing. Pick one and then I'll tell you why it's not good enough. Or it's why you want this thing. Pick one and then I'll tell you why it's not good enough. Or it's why you want this thing. Why do you need a flat screen TV in your room? This is where it gets fun. She provided KGTV

with two documents to prove her medical exemption. Ready? Are you ready? What are these documents? Yeah. It's like a passport that's not hers and like a fucking fax

from an office she stole. A Pep Boys coupon. A Bed Bath & Beyond offer. A Penny Saver. A Circuit City gift card. Okay. Circuit City clothes. I know.

One. Okay, here it is. She provided two documents. She provided this to the news. KGTV. One is a pelvic exam from 2015 imagine you guys don't understand how much that pelvis issue affects her breathing and affects her heart and heart rate and her ass imagine having anything guys we're comics right we've proven at this point in our careers we can do this yes

and i still have way too many days where i wonder if i'm even funny yes yeah but imagine having this level of confidence in yourself yep it's all like it's all right there in my pelvic exam from 2015 i thought you were gonna say as comics we could brainstorm and come up with nothing better than a pelvic exam oh you're right and i was like yeah you're totally 100 right take what you're right we've all written tv shows you're like that won the room yeah that one put it on the board but move on we're not gonna there's no reason so if someone if one of you guys on those who can't in or submitted to our characters the doctors as proof that you couldn't breathe a pelvic exam, we would be like,

that's the funniest joke that's ever been written on TV. Yeah, you guys just peaked as a room. You guys killed it. So one was a pelvic exam from 2015 with the results that say probable exophytic, I don't know, fibroid arising from the anterior wall of the uterus measuring 2.9 centimeters in size. And, quote, a simple two and a half centimeter left ovarian cyst.

That's what it said. Look, I'm sorry you have an ovarian cyst. I am too. But that has nothing to do with your mask knee. That's right. Isn't there a war movie where the person's like, get up. And the other guy goes, I've been shot. And he's like, in the legs. And the guy goes the guy goes no he goes then get the fuck up like there

should be if there's not there should be right where it's like i have this okay that was that was ice age two i thought it was it was this it was that squirrel i think it was the nut job guys yeah exactly uh katherine heigl comedy um a second piece of paper is a handwritten note with a letter this is when I stopped reading and started laughing the second piece of paper this is her I forgot this documents to prove her medical exemption

a second piece of paper is a handwritten note with a letterhead from a San Diego chiropractor who she who she asked not to be named that is your proof. The chiropractor's like, keep my name out of this. Yeah, keep my name out your mouth. I'm already a chiropractor.

I'll crack your back, but keep your name out my mouth. Right. Guys, I'm losing business to needles and candles, so I can't deal with you and KGTV right now. My office is under a dock. I'm already at bottom. They don't even give us the coat when we graduate. I bought the coat.

He used to do chiropractic work for two-thirds of the chargers. Okay. Full disclosure, I also love a chiropractor. So do I. I've used many. I'm on both sides of this coin. I've used many. And our friend in St. Louis is a very successful chiropractor.

But a San Diego chiropractor to me is like, that could have been an anchorman. You know what I mean? Yeah. San Diego chiropractor. It's like when you walk in, it's just nonstop. Like one TV is just playing ridiculousness.

I was like, the stereo is only playing hits from Ambrosia. I just picture them set up on the beach, watching people just crash in and be like, why do you have set up in San Diego, dude? Right. Also, those three words are all you need. And again, in a writer's room, if you were just like,

what if he's a San Diego chiropractor? What if he's a chiropractor? From where? San Diego. All right, put it in. And this is the guy we're getting all our drugs from? Yes. He also says he can take care of my back hair.

Through waxing? No, the adjustments do it. Okay. He has to not be named, which is how you should also, if your San Diego chiropractor wants to be outside of this scope, they'll take whatever plausible city they can get. He said he uses hot rock therapy. Yeah.

Hot rock. He puts hot rocks. No, he uses hot rock therapy. Yeah. Hot rock. He puts hot rocks. You know, he puts hot rock on their stereo. It's a little, some hot rock and roll. Hold the line. I'm going to feel so bad because I should try to look it up in the break,

but there's, I've reposted it a couple of times. There are two great comics. I cannot remember their names, but they've been going around like Huntington beach and Redondo, like giving, trying to give away masks. Have you guys seen this on Instagram?

No, but our buddy. So we did, we had Rex Chapman. Yeah. Amazing. He, he was on our, uh, sports podcast last week and Rex Chapman. It's insane. He was like, I was looking at people giving out masks. It might've been these guys on the beach to, to people on the beach.

And all these dudes kind of like totally went off on them for doing that at like what how ridiculous it was that they were going to wear a mask yet all these guys were wearing sunglasses like you're gonna block you're gonna protect your eyes right right don't right so they did it again the part two came out and there's a part where they're talking to a woman she's like i don't wear masks and they're like oh what and they're so positive and nice they're like why not dude they're supposed to be great for you he's like no i don't because i don't believe in it and plus he's a doctor and she points to the guy next to me he's like oh dude you're a doctor and he goes i'm a chiropractor he like doesn't even want to

get pulled in oh my god it's so funny please don't name me okay so the second piece of paper from the chiropractor who doesn't want to be involved the handwritten note reads amber has underlying breath conditions that prevent her from wearing a mask or any type of facial covering whatsoever please contact me if have any questions not if you have any questions if have any so she's so busy she couldn't even put the u in there guys she has breath problems right halitosis? Yeah. Yes. When the character, when the chiropractor who wrote the note was called by KGTV, he said he could not discuss her situation. Yeah, that falls under client chiropractor. He also caused her breath problems by like pressing on something.

That's right. Yeah. He released too much. When Amber was asked why a chiropractor gave her a breathing related medical exemption, she responded,

quote, because they are dedicated to providing non-invasive personalized care and treatment. They are real doctors. Did she read that? She read that

straight from the brochure. Or she works at that office. You think she works at that office? No, that's off the website. Or she's fucking that dude. Yeah. works at that office no that's off the website when asked if she's fucking that dude just throwing that extra adjustments he's like i'll adjust you right here it's always in quotes when asked if he if she has an apology get out if you're if you're

kg tv you're just putting the ball on the team just keep asking her questions how much kg's tv is sniffing so many local peabodies right now. They're just like, we got tea at award season, idiots. The name of this story is Baby Got Back. Welcome back to another installment of You Heard With Amber.

Heard with Bird. When asked if she has an apology or message to the public, Amber said, no no absolutely not i feel like i need the apology i have been discriminated against i'm the one who's sick yeah she she really brought it home in the end she's not wrong she is sick you sick in the head guile said she's spoken to a few lawyers about taking her case for getting half of the money but said they're all expensive so she started her own go fund me to try and raise oh good girl which i didn't know this i swear to god i didn't read it brings us all the way back to the walberg thing where she's

telling these lawyers you give me you represent me we get the money i give you half of the money that i get half of i don't know what What did you not understand? Why is that? Do we know how much her GoFundMe is? No. Look it up. Look it up, Dan. Let's look it up as we're talking about this right now. Well, after the dumb people town bump, it's going to go shooting through the roof.

No, I think if there's any way that people can take money out of a GoFundMe, or if there's any way that they can. Can we siphon it and put it back into Lennon Gutierrez? Lennon needs some new tap shoes. A stop fund me. A stop fund me. Stop fund me. A stop fund Gab. Stop fund her.

But wait, no, the other thing is, I would love for so many people to contribute, but to only contribute like five cents. So she sees like hundreds of contributions. Hundreds of contributions and it's only one penny. She goes up like two or three dollars. Do we know what her GoFundMe? I don't have fund me i don't

i don't have it i don't have it i'll try to get it before we go back i guarantee it's on her chiropractor's websites page that smells fishy the chiropractor wrote every word i have it she has a target of five thousand dollars we should guess we should guess let's get out of here on this first story on this okay we've spent 32 minutes I don't give a shit. It's so good. Okay. It's a great story. This is from about just over almost two weeks ago.

So who knows what she's at now? I don't see a link. Probably $2 more. A link here for it, which is also great shade from this, from Newsweek. Go fund me.

She targets five grand. Okay. How much has she raised? Yes. All right. Would you like to make your guess? Adam, you are a guest. You can go first,

take her third. You tell me where you want to go. I'll go first and I'll go $300. All right. Would you like to make your guess? Adam, you are a guest. You can go first, take your third. You tell me where you want to go. I'll go first and I'll go $300. $300. That's ambitious, dude. What do you think? I'm going to say $173. $173.

And some of that she put in herself. I'm going to say $88. $88. Okay. As of this writing, almost two weeks ago from the day we were recording it, it'll be two and a half weeks from the time this first drops her go fund me for five five thousand dollars is 435 and i got news to you if i'm lennon gutierrez i'm asking for you should totally You totally should.

It's like the movie Inception. Without me, without me telling you to put them in the mask on. You know who else should? KGTV? Wherever she first announced it. You well should. The chiropractor who we don't know his name. She probably owes him 400 bucks for that. Everybody get your hands in that right there. She owes him for the note. Holy smokes.

Kate and Holland wins that one. It's like a kick in the pelvis. Let's take a break. That is one of the most, I remember that story. I love that story. When we come back, we're going to hear about Caden Holland's new album, which I'm sure if it's material that we know he's been working on, is brilliant. You got to get it.

This is Dumb People Town. Stay with us. Stick around. Make it sound for more Dumb People Town. Stay with us. Stick around. Make us down for more Dumb People Town. Hey, guys.

Welcome back to the show. We're going to tell you guys that our live Dumb People Town on August 15th is essentially sold out. Now, we are at where we sit right now. We're recording this on Thursday before the following Tuesday when this when this we were 11 tickets or so away from selling i would say like there is a chance because of how zoom works you can only do it in levels they've never done this before we are talking to them to see if they can upgrade from four levels so there is a very small i would put it at five percent chance that tickets are going to be released if they do we will let you know as soon as possible i would imagine since it's on Saturday,

we should know by the end of that week, so maybe on Friday. So if you're like, man, I didn't get one or I didn't have the money at the time, keep an eye out. We might have those available. We might have extra VIP stuff happening. But as of right now,

I'd say this has gone well enough that if for some reason you can't get in, look for us to do one again in a couple months, right? I think we're looking every two months. Yeah. So anyway, that's that. Also, Randy and i are on tiktok yeah we're on tiktok you got to follow us on tiktok it's crazy i can't at school our brothers all every time and then our guest adam kate and holland has a new album uh semblance of normalcy which uh we all need we all need it right

now tell us about it is it material that you developed during this time, or is it stuff that you're kind of working on leading? Please tell me the Brad story is on there. No, Brad story is not on there. That'll be the new- That's the new- All right, so talk to me. How did this-

Well, I played Portland Helium months ago before all this, and I knew it was a good club, and I'd never been there, and I was like, I'm just going to record. And I knew it was a good club and I'd never been there. And I was like, I'm just going to record. And I liked where my hour was at. And I'm really glad I did because then the world ends and I've got an hour that I wanted to sort of put out anyway and reached out to Comedy Central. And they were like, yeah, we dig it. And they just put it out. It was very easy process. And I'm really, really happy with the hour. Like it's just, you know, it's not coronavirus related or it doesn't take that stuff into account. But I can think, I think you can see my bleak worldview.

Yes, I mean, look, we just had Cal Kinane on two weeks ago and he just released his album and stuff that he recorded ahead of time. And, you know, again. It's so, I will say this, it is so happy. It is so beautiful to listen to. I will go back and watch old sporting events from before this time.

I think people really want to find something new now that is from a time that doesn't have anything to do with this. And that's exactly what this is. Well, and I think as comics, you know, we all realize the world's changed quite a bit. And so I think we're all, none of us are going to, unless you're a hack, you're going to be like, well,

time to dust off that thing. That's been sitting there for five months. Like we're all going to go write some new stuff and try it. Like I could see Dan slinking away. I got to get rid of that. No, but anyway, there's a way to get this out.

There's a way to talk about it, but I'm glad to get this done and out. And now I can start over. That's always the fun part. So available on iTunes, available on Spotify, available wherever you get your albums. Physical albums, is anybody putting out like a vinyl version of it or anything like that? No, not that I know of. But last time I put out an album, not the same thing. And then

lo and behold, Saddle Creek Records put out a vinyl, which was the coolest. Nice. That's great. So, you know, he never knocked down the rug. Maybe they'll grab this one too. Maybe they will. Well, again, for anybody who hasn't seen you do an hour, and Jay and I were lucky enough to watch you do your full one-man show, which was based off of the book you wrote.

Title of the book is? Tragedy Plus Time. Tragedy Plus Time, which I remember you came on the podcast and talked about that. People are sitting around going, what am I going to read? I need a good read. about that. That's still in, people are sitting around going, what am I going to read? I need a good read. And this is like a beautiful, touching, heartbreaking, incredible, and funny book that you wrote there. So I, we got a chance to see you work that whole hour. And that was just brilliant.

So thanks, man. One of our favorites. Every time we come through Denver, we're like, please come and work with us so that we can tell people that this is our favorite show to do. I know. I know. I miss you guys. And I appreciate all the love. So thank you. Yeah.

So for that, we want to promote. The other thing is your podcast, Growlix Saves the World with Ben Roy and Andrew Orvidal. This is one of my favorite podcasts. This is my, it's good because it works in terms of time. Number one, I've had two dentist appointment and you've saved me through two dentist appointments, listening to your podcast all the way through the one. We saved the world, dude. It goes to dentist office too. Well, it's about, you know, it's so funny. Cause in this time, especially now in the pandemic,

I feel like we're all, Jay and I just went on diets. You know, Dan is working out like a mad man. We are cleaning stuff out of our houses. We're trying to improve our lives. We're trying to improve our lives every step of the way. It's funny to hear other people try and figure it out themselves. And you guys make yourselves the guinea pigs in the best possible way. Our whole mantra is improve the world around you by improving yourselves. But then the three of us turn it very competitive. Oh, God. Very, very passive aggressive.

I will say that- It's fun, as you only can with your best friend. I'm going to point people to, if you've never heard this podcast, listen to the one where you guys try, and this is back when you were recording it in the same room, try to not say the words like or um when you're telling a story it is and then what you do to each other when you do do that it is it's funny every time every time it is like the suspense about someone who does it trying to tell a story without saying like or um it's incredible that's a fan that's a fan favorite for sure that was a good one and there was one where somehow we decided it would better the world because ben and i had not seen any of the fast and the furious films so we gave

ourselves one week to watch all nine whoa including so ben and i like we did permanent damage to our brains and came out better people for it and now we only communicate in fast and furious memes like that's it that's all we need to text. Yeah, it's a whole new language. It's all about family. It's all about family. That is an insane episode as well if you're looking to go down the rabbit hole. Growlix saves the world.

It's G-R-A-W-L-I-X. And is it saves or save? Saves. We had a long discussion about it. I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk grammar with you guys. Well, you are an entity. The Growlix entity saves the world.

Exactly right. But boy, that was, I wish we'd recorded that episode. That was a heated one. Killer, killer, killer, killer podcast to add to the arsenal. And then of course, semblance of normalcy.

Get that. Get that and just show, show this man the love he deserves. And by the way, it'll help you out. Let's another story okay you ready let's do it let's do it sent in by cm dugan at cm dugan i love this guy he does all the artwork for the game night show that i host but it's but it's a hang and he also did the artwork for the good night show my podcast he's a great dude and he created an amazing poster for us for the Minneapolis Tum People Town that will happen someday. Okay, great.

Okay. On Wednesday afternoon, Duluth authorities in Minnesota received a strange call from someone using the downtown skywalk. Apparently, they just seen a human being slip into the sewer system just off of I-35. Now, slip could be like, whoa, I fell. Or like, watch me slip into it. I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Yes. That is the most casual way into a serious situation.

911, what's your emergency? Oh, you're going to believe this, Dave. Is this Dave? Yeah, you know this, Dave. Is this Dave? Yeah, you know it's Dave. Is this Glenn? It is Glenn. Go for Glenn. Go for it.

All right. Well, I'm down here on the sky system walking over. I just looked off down there to A35. What happened? You're going to believe it if I tell you. What happened? There's no way you believe what I'm about to tell you. Look, I've seen a lot of things.

Put it on speaker. Hey, I just put it on speaker. All right. Are you guys there? Yep. Greg's here. Greg's here. I'm actually, if you'll wait one second, I'm going to loop in Aaron. Aaron, are you there?

Are you there, Aaron? Aaron, you there? I'm here. Okay. So Aaron, tell us what happened. Okay. All right. I'm down here on the skyway.

Okay. On the skywalk. Down on the skywalk. Walking around like I like to do. You know, I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, but I still deserve the break. You still take the smoke. I told Michael, if you're going to smoke and take off all that time, I get to take off time, too.

So I walk around the sky, even when it's warm out, like now. Smoke break. You got to get your steps. Okay, you aren't going to believe it. There's no way you believe what I'm going to tell you. Go for it. You wouldn't believe what I believe. I look down.

I see a human. I see a human off of A35. Not in a car. Nope. He slips into the goddamn sewer system. Okay. I thought you were going to say he slipped into a K-hole. No, he slipped into the goddamn sewer system.

Now, you're sure there's a human then? Yeah, there's a man, a grown-ass man. Right off 35. I'm standing up on the scale. Thinking about how I used to do my Virginia Slim 600s. I know. I got it from my mom. That's the kind I like. I'm not here to defend myself. Aaron brings up a good point.

You sure it wasn't one of them gophers? It wasn't a gopher. It was a guy. A human being who slipped into the big sewer system. If you wait and you see three more, I'm doing Irish. Well, Aaron's out in Dublin. He's been in Dublin for a while. That's why I got him on the old conference call.

I don't care where anybody's from. It just happened. I'm trying to tell you where this guy's going. Anyway, it was a Ninja Turtle joke. I don't want to. He did not have pizza with him. There's no nunchucks or nothing. I don't want to interrupt the story. What are we doing for lunch? Oh. I think I'm going want to. He did not have pizza with him. There's no nunchucks or nothing. I don't want to interrupt the story.

What are we doing for lunch? Oh, I think I'm going to go. Have you tried that new Mexican place? No. You talk about Casa Cadabra? They call it a burger tostada, and it's like a flat taco shell, and they just put a burger on it. In between?

I just went on Jenny Craig. Don't talk about burger tostada. Well, you can take the tostada part out and just eat the meat i hope that's how that happened slip slipped into the sewer system the sewer is this how i never saw the movie but is this how the movie it starts yes yes and ends also there's a weird somebody does this in watchmen and they never talk about it again i don't know if you guys watch my there is a scene in like episode two watchman where a person is running they cover themselves in lube and they slide into the sewer system and it never comes up again oh my god it will dan it's gonna come around dan it's gonna come around they're gonna come out of season six

there's a crazy thing they said they're not making any more watchmen either. So we'll never know. Dude, the man in the sewer. There you go. The sewer, a spokesperson with the... Did you guys know this about Duluth? This is from citypages.com. A spokesperson with the St. Louis County Sheriff's Department. St. Louis Park, Minneapolis. That's a

suburb. That's where Weber lived. They say it's a dangerous place and not recommended for human traversal. The sewer. Yeah. We all know that. In a future episode, we have another sewer story, which is crazier than this one. Deputies were called

to the scene along with police and fire. Y'all got to get down here. I know you don't need only need half. Everybody don't ladder. I know we're going down. Bring it. You guys come. I got to go and do something, but let me know what how it goes they were called down there to see if there was such a person still hanging out in the sewers and if there were any kind of distress this becomes like a folk hero yeah two and a half hours and 20 or so popped manhole covers later the only thing anyone had found was a set of clothes stashed nearby oh my god this

somebody this is like gross is your lube guy yeah this is like gross gone girl straight out the set of watchmen yeah or like the like bad santa i like i like the very weird specifically casual popped sewer thing slipped into the sewer like what is this weird 50 sewer manhole covers popped off yes jeez city spokesperson kate van dale said the only thing they'd found was a discarded set of clothes but she pointed out there's no way of knowing how long those had been there so that could mean there's a whole other group of naked people just running around in the sewers get the the DNA off that thing. The county sheriff's spokesperson said that they thought the individual, quote, may have been naked.

But no, nobody laid eyes on a nude sewer person. Nude sewer person, great ska band. Yes. In fact, the search didn't turn up any sort of person at all. I don't think this person exists. turn up any sort of person at all i don't think this person exists and was soon called off with authorities believing whoever was down there probably successfully made it out which means they still believe the caller in the first place by the way naked sewer ghost is adam kate and holland's next album yes i don't know i feel like like Skywalk Alcoholics might be the best. Skywalkaholic?

Yeah, Skywalker Alcoholic. First responders left the scene around 2.45 p.m. So that's the end of the story, right, Dan? Thursday. Oh, God. Another call came in. No! It's coming from inside the sewer.

A person walking the street heard calls for help coming from through a manhole cover. That's what I said. The Duluth Fire Department responded to the scene and lowered a ladder to a man, quote, visibly in distress, the Star Tribune reports. So for two days, he's been down there. They really tried to find him. Dude, I wonder if he's wearing Duluth Trading Company underwear. He's not wearing anything.

No, nothing. Took his wranglers off. Got in the mix. Got in the sewer. Maybe a twin starter jacket. Yes. Take me to Kent Herbeck's house of pies. Right. You guys like Kirby as much as me? He was taken

to the hospital for treatment of hypothermia and held for observation. Other details about what happened aren't available to my broken heart. Those spokesmen Van Dale offered, anytime we are getting a call of a person that's in distress, it's our job to make sure that person is taken care of. Yeah, that's how this shit works. That's literally like a restaurant saying, anytime you order food, we're going to bring it to you. It's like the change commercial on SNl how do we do it volume volume yeah that's it yeah uh that's it oh my god dude that is so creepy so many more questions no no

i know that's the whole story why were you going down there what are you doing down there what are you running from like i want all those i mean emotionally forward to a book and then there's no more pages this is a superhero origin story alligator man yes that's he lives in this he lives in the sewers penny unwise here's the other thing it's the middle of summer where else but fucking duluth would it can you get hypothermia in the sewer people are so cold they're literally shitting ice cubes so when it goes down in the sewer everything is cold you're storing up all that

winter freeze and just dropping it down yeah Randy the math checks out on that for sure that definitely is how it works look I'm not a sewer scientist you're not not anymore not professional not licensed Look, I'm not a sewer scientist. You're not? Not anymore. Not anymore. But I will say that.

Not professional. Not licensed. No. Naked Sewer Ghost. Naked Sewer Ghost is the name of this episode. All right, Dan, give us a tease of what we're going to hear in the third straight. Hold on. I had a little bit of a crush, but I'm bringing it back up.

Give me one second. I will definitely have it for you. In the meantime, we'll remind you again. Semblance of Normalcy is Adam Kaden Holland's album that you got to check out. Great comedy album and Grawlix Save the World. Just take your moment right now to go subscribe to that.

Go back in the back catalog and then thank us. I want tweets to us. I want messages on the Dumb People Town Facebook saying, thanks guys. You just helped hook me on

to another podcast. Okay. Hell yeah. All right. I have it for you. Just give us a little tease. Walmart shenanigans. Walmart shenanigans. Walmart shenanigans.

You knew all the crazy shit was going to happen at Walmart. And so we got one more story to do that. Adam Caden-Howard is with us. We'll be right back. Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Dan, take us home, brother. Wait, one last thing. Adam Cadenholland, people can follow you on Twitter at Cadenholland, C-A-Y-T-O-N-H-O-L-L-A-N-D.

You nailed it. And on Instagram, same thing or no? Is it different? Same thing. Same thing. Just at Cadenholland. Great Instagram follow. You take phenomenal pictures around Denver

of alleyways of of uh telephone lines of nature and of your beautiful child who I always always whenever I comment on your post I always post oh dude that picture you posted of your kid just like sitting at the table yeah yeah yeah it was so good I'm like why your kid used to be so cute what happened yeah I love I love you guys as like tro Just throwing shade at your son. Just trying to troll this beautiful child. It's so funny. What happened?

I showed them to Katie. What happened? She's like, tell them to stop. Your wife is like, tell them to stop. Block his assholes. I used to like them. Right. Block his assholes.

It's always great when people in a comic's life can't stand. They're not hip to what their comic friends are doing. They're not okay. I've had people be like, he seems like a jerk. I'm like, yeah, I know. He's doing a bit. It's not like he's Edward Norton in Rounders. He's not a real jerk.

We played golf the other day with our buddy Phillip and a guy we'd played with before who's a really great comedy writer, Steve Joe. He's fantastic. And we were just like, you just start messing with people. And if anyone else on the course heard us going after each other, him just going after us as the Jews that we were and us going after him as the Asian man that he was, people would think like, what is wrong with you? We're enjoying it so much. Every dig he takes of

us, it's like, this is part of the joy of playing golf with someone who we know doesn't mean what he's saying. Oh, yeah. You always save the meanest stuff for the comics. For your friends! It's the best! It's like, honey, get over here. The Sklars are razzing our beautiful 20-month-old son.

You gotta look at this. She's like, I don't want to. I don't like that. Alright, so let's get into some Walmart shenanigans. Really quick, though, you reminded me. Before I forget, I just't want to. I don't like that. All right. So let's get into some Walmart shenanigans. Okay. Really quick, though. You reminded me before I forget. I just want to tell people I'm doing more versions of the Game Night show. Tuesday, August 11th is Camp Games. Saturday, August 27th is a traditional Jackbox Game Night.

And then on the 29th, I am hosting a Bingo Game Night. If you just email thegoodnightpod at gmail.com and put Game Night in the heading, you can get in for those. It's extremely limited tickets. 30 tickets you do or 20 how much uh there is like 12 for camp and there's two times you can you can join there's 12 each for like jackbox and there's two times you can join 25 30 the um bingo night is like around like 50 great all right it's so much fun yeah all the details are danielvancurk.com so fun okay are you we ready for this it was sent in by taylor price at tp comedy okay which i feels like taylor's out there trying to do it good luck to you taylor my man good on crushing this zoom live woman or woman yeah for sure okay here we go

i'm gonna read you the headline headline. Texas woman banned from Walmart. Okay, Texas woman banned from Walmart. Might as well be in jail. What do you have to do to get banned from a Texas Walmart is my question. Announce that you've gone vegan. Say that there's nuance in America. Not buy a gun. Not buy a gun.

Not buy a gun. Refuse not buy a gun yeah not buy a gun not buy a gun refuse to buy a gun but like if you're banned from a walmart in texas or like even when i'm home guys when i'm in rochelle i'm at walmart at least twice a day it's walmart man you had that taken away from you you're you have where you're gonna go where are you gonna go nowhere yeah the walmart parking lot that's probably the last right yeah go to the parking lot. Hey, man, can you buy me some stuff in there, dude? Texas woman banned from Walmart after eating half a cake, then demanding to pay half price. That is fair.

She's like, I'm not going to eat the rest of it. What's the problem with that? I'm trying to pay for what's here, not for what was here. It's Walbert's speech today. It fits. I buy half the cake. I also think that it's weird. Go ahead.

I was just going to say left, right, high class, low class. There's certain standards of like, don't open a fucking cake in a store. Thank you. What your political affiliation is. How are you eating it? Did you bring your own fork? Did you swing by the deli? You're hand eating a cake.

You're hand eating a cake in a time of corona and then you want to leave. What if this was for her daughter's birthday? I just got smash cut to the saddest birthday for like a six-year-old. Happy birthday.

Right. And she still tells her daughter, drink up. Yeah. She's like, shut up. It's your half birthday. Enjoy it. A Texas woman was banned

from her local Walmart after police say she ate half the cake and refused to pay for the missing portion wichita falls police were called to walmart on greenbrier road just after 8 p.m tuesday not your normal cake eating or buying cake hours can i tell you that like being on this dumb fucking diet that if someone was like go eat that half a cake, I'd be like alright, we're in. But you pay double. Oh man, I pay so much.

And you bring up fourth like a gentleman. I can't believe this woman also didn't ask for half of Lennon Gutierrez's money. Yes. Reading the story. This happened on 8 p.m. Tuesday after receiving calls that a woman walked around the store eating half a cake and refusing to pay for the whole.

Like she owned the place. Like she owned the place. I've always said like on the Van Kirk family crest, it says, look at that guy. We're very big on like finding our little entertainment and other people. Look at that guy. If you work at Walmart, eventually you're either dumb or you've gotten good at clocking people and you followed her around. She's moving slowly.

Her head is high. You hear every flip and flop of her shoes. And they're not flip flops. It's very loosely tied and wet. Or she's resting on the back heels of them man flattened heels

over his shoes. The received calls of a woman walking around the store eating half a cake and refusing to pay for the whole item. Department spokesman Officer Jeff Hughes

told the Wichita Fall Times record news. The suspect, who has not been identified, entered the bakery section of the store and proceeded to eat half of the cake

while walking the aisles. WWO are reported citing wichita paul's police department that to me is like what someone does if they're a villain in a movie about to kill you yeah she's looking for the per the kid who's hiding and she's gonna get and so all she's doing is just taking bites of the cake. Right. And in between the bites, there's a creepy whistle like... Yeah, with cake in her mouth. She somehow... It's just...

All you hear. Yeah. Crumbs flying out into the shelves. Once at the register, the woman demanded half off because she was only buying half the cake. Makes perfect sense to her. It is logic that she can understand.

Police say she refused to pay for the missing half of the cake despite eating it on her way to the checkout have you guys ever been one of those people where you got possession possession is half the thing i've done it when it literally is the last one and i'm like this is because here's what usually happens they'll ask you if it's damaged like is that the only one and they go yeah there wasn't any other ones like if it's a can or whatever and then sometimes they'll just take like 10 50 they're cool even then i feel weird but there are people who like they game the system they try and damage it and then ask for less yeah well i'll tell you what i have when i go to the grocery store i got grapes and i'm just eating those grapes as i like go and it weighs significantly

less by the time yeah maybe old baby she was playing that game like if i just eat this cake down and they weigh it no one's gonna ever know they don't they don't sell cake by the pound yeah yeah fair enough fair not yet anyway no not yet she ultimately paid for the whole cake once police arrived and she was barred from the store for theft wow then it says here a similar incident took place at another wichita falls wichita falls walmart earlier this year when a woman was banned after police say she rode around the parking lot in an electric cart while drinking wine from a pringles can remember that story what was that pringles grigio yeah pringles pete holmes i have a pete holmes that was pringle

grigio grigio that's pretty goddamn good I love that this is happening in the same town. CM Dugan might've been the person who created the artwork for Pringle Grigio. I might be wrong, but that's why they were so stern with this woman on the cake. You think they'd be like, all right, but you're dealing with wine and a fucking Pringles can. Dude,

they said, we don't want another Pringle Grigio. Can I ask the three of you? What kind of cake were you picturing? What do you think, Adam? Oh, just like a white vanilla frosting sheet cake.

I thought white sheet cake with some weird, like, blue food coloring piping around it. I thought... Yellow, red, yeah. White cake with coconut shavings on it

so it was all over her face. I don't... I was chocolate with chocolate frosting and, like, white cake with coconut shavings on it. So it was all over her face. I was chocolate with chocolate frosting and like candy sprinkles. Maybe, maybe. I think we all learned about ourselves. All right. That's a story. That's a story. That's a show.

Oh, my God. Look, we bring you comedy in this time. I was talking to our buddy, Pat Noswald, who said he is listening to this show as a lifeline to just not think about anything political, not think about anything. He got a banger today. Oh yeah. He got a banger today. And so in keeping with that, again, we're going to tell you guys, I'm going to tell you, this is your, your responsibility. I'm going to take it a step further. I know these are tough times for a lot of people. There's not a whole lot of outlay here. It is your responsibility to support artists

because we would have been in live shows all through this time. Our buddy, a tremendous artist, Adam Catenholland, has a tremendous podcast. Check it out. Grawlix Saves the World. And a new comedy album that you got to pick up. Semblance of Normalcy. Pick that up, Adam.

You know what else really quick? I'm going to start doing this in the show because it really matters and it's happening in our time and you made me think of talking about it. You see a lot of comedy clubs right now saying who do you want to see when we get to open back up and i'm going to say you should be saying ask our brothers you should be saying adam if you're kind enough say me too but that is like a and that matters to clubs and it matters to comics who cannot wait to get back on the road so when you see one of those posts

say these people uh on the air. And we'll retweet it. I love that, Dan. Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me. That was so much fun. And it's always good to see you. And yeah, Dan,

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