Dumb People Town - Amy Miller - Naturally Frosted Tips

Episode Date: March 23, 2018

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.

Dan and Ran and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news. Breaking down each epic fail in Florida, there's half-price bail, I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up. So listen to our podcast jam with co-host Armand Dan. And don't be a jerk, cause when the music hits the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, punk it down, it's Dumb People Town. Hey townies, welcome to a mini episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Miller. Amy Miller you. Population Miller.

Amy Miller. Hello. Amy Miller. Yay. We've wanted this to happen for a long time. I wanted it as well. Mutual want. We love you as a comic.

Hi, Dan. How are you? Hey, Dan. How are you here? You're sick still, but you will get better. We're recording a bunch of these in a small period of time. So we can roll them out. Like in a couple day period. And Dan, I don't want everyone to think that Dan, because these are going to get rolled out over weeks, that Dan is sick for weeks.

Or healthy and then suddenly sick. It seems like you have been, though. No? Last month you were sick. Wait, is this some of the classic banter that I see between you guys on banter? I loved your banter relationship on the banter app. That's Randy and me. We have an app of comedians texting each other.

Funny text chains. It's so fun. It is so fun. You're really good at it. Thank you. It's a chance to get to see why, of course, we know how funny you are and why you're funny. It's the easiest work I've ever done. And I'll tell you something.

This is the easiest work we've ever done, too, because this will be another great showcase so that people will know who you are. You have a podcast yourself. I do. It's called? Who's Your God. Who's Your God. We talk to comedians about their religious beliefs.

Dan's been on it. Yeah, we got deep into it. I want to do it. We talked about El Shaddai. Yeah. Sandy Patty. That is something these two Jews know nothing about. I was going to say God Sham God.

What do you think El Shaddai is? It's the... It is probably Hebrew, right? Yeah. It's got to be. But she wasn't. I know that. Sandy Patty.

El Shaddai. El Shaddai. I have no idea what that is. Oh, I'd love to have you guys on to talk about whatever Jews believe. Was that the female version? Whatever wrong thing the Jews believe. I was going to say, is that the female version of Elda Barge? Yes.

Who's Johnny, she says, and smiled in her special way. Pretty much. Sandy Patty is a cornerstone of anyone whose mom was Christian and thought that certain cartoons were bad. Okay. Yeah. That is all in that. Remember in the 80s when we were upset? There's a documentary coming out about this.

We were terrified of satanic people. Why aren't you guys bantering about this? Yeah, satanic people, Dobermans, quicksand, and kidnappers. Yeah, that was everything. Razor blades and apples. Razor blades and apples was like a big deal. If you were Christian, Sandy Patty was coming around the corner on all that stuff. I wasn't eating apples on Halloween.

I don't know what everyone was so afraid of. A second an apple came my way, I'm like, no, this crap out of here. All right, well, we believe that the world's getting dumber. I mean, from the 80s when we were just immersed in quicksand until today, we have just gotten so... We are basically swimming in dumb quicksand. We need to get out.

Someone help us out. The vine that is hanging down to pull us out is comedy. And we will try and hang on that vine and pull ourselves out of the dumb quicksand with Amy Miller and Dan Van Kirk. We've got a story. Stories get sent in by our wonderful dumb ears on the ground. We don't know them. We haven't heard them. Smart ears sending dumb stories.

Smart ears sending dumb stories. We hope. We hope. All right, so Dan, do we have a story? We do. Okay. Now, we've done non-traditional stuff before as stories. Like when we were live in Sketch Fest, we did the year interview, what people put in them and where.

Things that were pulled out of people in emergency rooms. They're just elements of dumb people town. I love these types of when we get non-conventional. So this one is the obituary of Terry Ward. Can't wait. Of DeMott, Indiana. Born in 1946. Oh, God.

I feel like this is one of the few podcasts I can just hear about a family member without expecting it. You're like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Terry Ward from Indiana. Uncle Terry. Uncle Terry. I'm going to show you him first. Okay. And we have to guess his age.

As we take off the layers that is his obituary. First of all, if he's not related to Jan Flato. Oh, my God. He was Jan Flato before Flato was Flato. Are you guys ready to go? I can't wait. I guarantee you, I can just show you this pic. And we can do the whole episode on the picture.

Let's go to town. Ready? And you have to join the Facebook page to see the picture. No. Look at him. That guy is the definition of a good time. It's like when he's smiling, it looks like he's crying. It looks like he's grimacing.

His hair is at party in the front and party in the back. There is no business going on there. All his features are gathered towards the middle. That's never a good sign. It's like a sinkhole in the center of his face. He's got more face than he needs. I wanted to say his hair was very amateur wrestling. It's pro wrestling. It's pro wrestling.

Oh, yeah. His hair looks like an Indian headdress. And you know that that picture was taken at sunset on the golf side of Florida. Yeah. Look, I've been on the golf side. He's from Indiana, but you know that. This is what I say about Western Florida. It's filled with millionaire landscapers from Terre Haute.

It looks like after Danny McBride stops getting roles. That'll never happen, though. Don't you see some Flato in there? I do. This is a guy who has snapped into thousands of Slim Jims. By the way, did you guys notice the huge divot in his forehead that we don't know about? Yeah, he's got a giant divot in his forehead. That's nature versus nurture.

This guy's tips are naturally frosted. By the sun. By God. This is a guy who not only can see the future, he can see the past. How many times have you been like, damn thing said it was wrinkle-free. This is the guy who looks at a Tommy Bahama shirt on the sale rack and is like, not enough parrots. Not enough parrots on it. Did you catch how old I said he was?

No. 1946. Oh, okay. So you did. So I got that. Whoa, really? Yeah. He looks good then.

Yeah. I'm all turned around. Wait a second. That's what we call last photo taken. Yeah. That doesn't mean taken recent. Yeah. It just means last photo taken.

This is that guy's breakfast order. Steak and eggs hold the eggs. Yeah, exactly. Terry Wayne Ward. T-double-dub. T-dub-dub. He is a professional wrestler. Terry Wayne Ward is like, that is like the flying of the Ward brothers.

Right. Terry Wayne Ward. I say this, too. You know, this is an element of Dumb People Town. We're celebrating this man. I love him. You know what I'm saying? I love him.

This guy has held four of his own hands on a hard body contests. I mean, if you think I wouldn't party with this guy. Partying with this guy means you don't know where the night's going to end. A lot of long hugs. Remember when we were both in Sacramento and I was making you give me a play-by-play of that bar you went to? Yes. I was so mad I didn't know it was you. What bar?

What bar? There's a bar near the club in Sacramento that is like the kind of place. Near the mattress store? Yes. Oh, God. The kind of place that if you get a lift there, they're always like, are you okay? Like, are you sure you want to go to this dark alley? Yeah.

And it just smells like puke and everyone looks like Terry Wayne Ward. Terry Wayne. Is he dub-dub? Terry Wayne Ward. This was... Okay, so I'm going to read his obituary. You guys stop me

when anything strikes you. Okay. Terry Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMont, Indiana, escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday. Can we just talk about

how I feel sad that he's dead now that I know him? We never got a chance to... I know. I feel a closeness to Terry Wayne Ward. On Tuesday, Can we just talk about how I feel sad that he's dead now that I know him? We never got a chance to. I know. I feel a closeness to Terry Wayne Ward. On Tuesday, January 23rd. He escaped this world.

This mortal realm. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. This mortal realm. This mortal realm. Right. Realm. Right.

He's going somewhere else. Right. He was a big fan of Conan. The Barbarian. The Barbarian. Yes. Yes. On January 23rd, 2018, leaving behind, this is his obituary.

Okay. Leaving behind. He wrote this himself. 32 jars of Miracle Whip. No. No. 17 boxes of Hamburger Helper and multitudes of other random items that would prove helpful in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

I love this guy. Does he put the mayo in the helper? I'm going to tell you a-holes right now. He does. You're going to wish you're with me when this goes down. You can have fun now. Yeah. You know, the only miracle is that I got enough whip.

Here's the thing is you need hamburger for the helper. You can't just eat the mix. Straight help. It's like drinking straight margarita mix. You need help. Minus the tequila. You get margarita. Like, this is who Jimmy Buffett was thinking of when he wrote all of those songs.

This was Jimmy Buffett's muse. Terry is survived by his overly patient and accepting wife, Kathy. She wrote this. She did. So she wrote this. And she is not that patient. Because you can tell she just threw him right under the bus. After he threw himself under the bus, she threw him.

I just like it was Terry and Kathy because I have a special spot in my heart for two people who have ambiguous names when they're married. Kathy isn't, but Terry can be. And we, up at the cabin, there's like a karaoke duo. Every bar in Wisconsin, every night has karaoke. That's right. And there's Connie, cool, and cool Nancy. And Connie's the guy and Nancy's the girl.

Yeah. Which one is? Terry is survived by his overly patient and accepting wife, Kathy, who was the love of his life. Parentheses, a fact she gladly accepted sympathy for during their 48 years of marriage. Oh, she hates him. But also I think as we come to the end of this, you're going to realize she loves him.

I'm the love of his life. What about him? Is he the love of your life? I'm the love of his life. Kathy, every day was just like, too much mayonnaise, Terry. We don't need this much. Okay, you're going to, when it all goes down.

We don't even have any ground beef in the house. All right. Who's making this helper? And who said there's going to be a zombie apocalypse, Terry? Whichever one of our kids dies becomes the hamburger for the hamburger helper. So he does have a plan. Yeah. Kathy.

Kathy said he didn't. Quit questioning it, Kathy. You know he called her Kath I got a plan Kath Kath quit questioning it You know Miracle Whip isn't for tanning Right Terry Gotta grease myself up to get on this

sailboat Miracle Whip is not mayo That he made Miracle Whip is not mayo It's actually a salad dressing. Right. It's a version of it. What's the difference?

It has no eggs in it, really? There's no dairy in Miracle Whip. Oh, okay. So mayo is it. So maybe it can stay longer. Yes. Oh, for sure. Like that can survive a zombie apocalypse.

He's thought this out. He has definitely thought this out. Where do you guys fall on mayo in Miracle Whip? I don't even know you, Scars. Where do you guys fall on zombie apocalypse? Oh, it's happening. Oh, it's happening. I'm pro mayo.

I'm mayo all the way. I don't believe in it. Either one? No. Mayo or Miracle Whip? Oh, mayo sometimes. A little bit. A little mayo on a turkey sandwich.

You know, I like an aioli. Call it that and I'll eat it. I like an aioli too. It's the same thing. I'll do like, so on a fish taco, like a soft fish taco that we make, I will put some hot sauce in mayo and make like. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Tapatio. Make like a soft fish taco that we make, I will put some hot sauce in mayo and make like a... Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Toppateo. That's good. I can go

any of it. Miracle Whip. I can do any. I can do any. I'm not saying I want it. If you give me the choice, I'd probably go Miracle Whip. I'd probably go mayo. He was also survived by his daughters, Rebecca and Jean, his sister, Linda, brother, brother Phil, grandchildren Alexander and Hannah.

Which he then calls, in parentheses, the Mesopotamians. Mesopotamians? Mesopotamians was, Mesopotamia was like. Ancient culture. And I think he's. It's kind of where Israel is. Yeah, it's like the fertile crescent. I'm like, am I not hip to some new deal? No, no, no.

Is he just calling them a mess? Like he's saying that about his own family? I don't know. Or maybe he came up and coined the phrase of maybe they live somewhere near Potamia, Indiana. He's like, we got a whole mess of Potamians out here. That's what I'm wondering. And then the thing is, is this is where they start giving people nicknames in the obituary. Daphne and Aaron are the Daffer and Peanut.

Brendan and Owen are Phineas and Ferb. And Tessa is Smiley. Phineas and Ferb. I know. That's original. Good name check. I love this guy more and more. Like, all of this makes sense.

Like Amy Miller, I am very sad that he's gone. I miss him so much. I know. Also, all the real names, like Terry, Kathy, Linda, they're all names we make up in stand-up when we hate someone. 100%. Yes. A white person at the office.

Come on, Kathy. I got it, Donna. Yeah. Fuck you, Terry. Linda, get the copies. No, I'm not making you coffee. Okay, how about you shut up, Phil? Yeah, Phil Ward is a horrible guy.

Terry, Terry, calm down. He's preceded in death by his parents. I love in all of our offices there are big problems. We don't work in offices. Not anymore. We know that you never can talk to another person in an office like that. No. He's preceded, although once I did get called a clown by an old guy named Don.

By an old guy named Don. Look at this clown. At the Chicago Reader. He's like, you stop being a clown. Why were you clowning around? He just thought I didn't work hard. Quit clowning around. You were clowning on fools.

And he was right. Clown is like the perfect name for someone from Minneapolis to say. He was clowning about. Yeah, because you get to really hit that vowel. Clown is like the perfect name for someone from Minneapolis to say. He was clowning about. Yeah, because you get to really hit that vowel. Clowning. He was clown all over town. He's preceded in death by his parents, Paul and Bernice, daughter Laura. That's too bad.

A couple other people. And a 1972 Rambler and a hip. Yes. And a hip. And a hip. And a hip. What does that mean? I don't know. His hip died before. Yeah, I know. He got a new hip. He lost his hip. He and a hip. Yes. And a hip. And a hip. And a hip. What does that mean? I don't know.

That his hip died before. Yeah, I know. He got a new hip. He lost his hip. He lost his hip. Terry graduated from Thornridge High School. I'm going to ask you guys this. Whose home state did he hail from?

Illinois, California for Amy, or Missouri for you, Sklards? You guys get to guess. Missouri. I saw his hair. Oh, wait. Was I supposed to go first? Yes. You can go wherever you want. I say Illinois. Illinois from Randy?

Illinois, and that's how Terry pronounces it. Terry graduated from Thorn Ridge High School in South Holland, Illinois. That's a guy who doesn't go far from home. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this at the top. I've sat on this story for I'm not shitting you guys. Waiting for Amy Miller to show up. I'm going to say this at the top. I've sat on this story for I'm not shitting you guys. Waiting for Amy Miller to show up.

This is an Amy Miller tab. See? It's been open on my computer. Isn't it sad that that man reminded Daniel of me? No. I was like, this will be a good time. This is a gift that only Amy Miller can unwrap. So he graduated from Thorndridge High School, where only three of his teachers took an early

retirement after having him as a student. Wait, wait. This is in his obituary. Yes. He met the love of his life, Kathy, by telling her he was a lineman. He didn't specify early on that he was a lineman for the phone company, not the NFL. I am a lineman for the county. What's that?

That is Glen Campbell, Wichita lineman. Probably one of the best songs ever. Dan, go listen to that. You will love that song so much. Well, we could spend the rest of this episode just making Amy talk about Dolly Parton. I feel like he was just doing a lot of lines. And that's what he meant. You know who else was a lineman?

Everyone on Wall Street in the 80s. Still, Kathy and Terry wed in the fall of 1969, perfectly between the summer of love and the winter of regret. That is what it is. She hates him. She hates him. She does not. I think they had this sort of relationship. All right, Kat.

She's so happy. Just let Kat. She'll tire out. Terry volunteered his service in the United States Army and was an active combat veteran in the Vietnam War. Thank you, Terry, for your service. was an active combat veteran in the Vietnam War. Thank you, Terry, for your service. He retired from AT&T, formerly Ameritech,

formerly Indiana Bell, after 39 years of begrudging service. Yeah, well, you knew that was true. He was waiting for a workman's comp to just come through. Now look, Kath, when I go, you give it to that goddamn phone company. You take the phone company down. Where he said, excuse me, he gave them 39 years of regarding service. Yes.

Where he accumulated roughly 3,000 rolls of black electrical tape during the course of his career. What? What is this obituary? Which he used for everything from open wounds to do not use this button covers. Okay. What button? this button covers. Okay. What button? What open wound? Okay.

The one in his forehead. That was the giant thing in his forehead. No, he, okay, so he's using tape to cover wounds. According to his family, he stole thousands of rolls of tape from the phone company. By the way, when Louis Kahn, the architect who did the Salk Institute, among many other things, When Louis Kahn, the architect who did the Salk Institute, among many other things, and beautiful buildings in Bangladesh, when he died, there was maybe three sentences. We're talking about electrical tape that he still had. This is, in what publication? I want to tell people now, we're going over 20 minutes.

He enjoyed many, many things. Among those were hunting, fishing, golfing, snorkeling. Did you see that one coming? Did not see that one coming. Abba. No. Saw that one. Saw that one coming. You saw that coming?

Yes. How in the world did you see that coming? He's a party boy. He's a dancing queen. Look at him. It's just good music, Kath. Hiking, turkey run. You know, at every wedding, he got drunk and told them to play some goddamn Apple before he put it on.

I don't care if they're Swedish. I want to hear Fernando. He enjoyed chopping wood, shooting guns, bed, bath, and beyond. What? Back to back. Starlight Mints, cold beer, free beer. The History Channel, CCR. I'm with you there, Taren.

The History Channel and CCR have never been separated. Those are always right next to one another. War movies, discussing who makes the best pizza, the Chicago White Sox, Old Buick, and above all, his family. Those things in a row are the most four Illinois things I've ever said. Yeah, the Chicago White Sox. Who makes the best pizza, Chicago White Sox, Old Buick, and above all, his family. You're like doing lyrics from a Serengeti song. I know.

Bears, bears, socks, bears, balls. He was a renowned distributor of popsicles and ice cream sandwiches to his grandchildren. Good on you, man. He also turned on programs such as Phineas and Ferb for his grand youngins, usually when they were actually there, which means he dug it on his own. Yeah, so there were some times when he was like, I'm going to check out what that Ferb is making. What's that Ferb cooking? It's Simpsons starter kit.

He despised, quote, uppity foods. No, I thought you were going to say uppity black people. No, don't. Whoa. That would not have made it into town. We don't accept that. I don't know. We don't accept that.

I don't accept that, but you never know with this obituary. Terry. He despised, quote, uppity foods like hummus, which his family lovingly... Can that be anti-Semitic? Which his family... Terry, it's good. It's made of beans. Just try it.

I despise it. I don't like anything. I don't trust anything that can be turned into the thing that dips into it. She buys it and he just puts electrical tape all over it in the fridge. Do not open this. Do not open this hummus. Unless that can use this... It comes from a chickpea, which also makes the falafel balls.

I don't trust it. It's anti-Christmas, goddammit. If I can't put this in my old Buick, I don't want to use it. It's an uppity spread. Well, his family then decided to call the hummus bean dip, which he loved forever. See? Amy, you are absolutely right. You like beans, Terry.

You like them. It's a bean dip, Terry. Terry is definitely the kind of guy who many times has turned to his wife and said, do I like this? Yes. Yes, Terry, it's bean dip. What do I want to order here? Do I like this place? Do you have Miracle Whip and Hamburger Helper?

No, no, no hamburger. Just a helper. He couldn't give a damn about most material things and automobiles were never to be purchased new. He never owned a personal cell phone and he had zero working knowledge of the Kardashians. This is his obituary.

That's why that's his last photo taken. By the way, it's pre-cell phones. It was taken with an actual camera. Yeah, somebody made an orange shirt. An orange light was on before that photo was taken. Every cell phone is a personal cell phone. To classify. Hand me your cell phone.

Can I use it? No. It's like saying glass cup. I still do that when people say, I've had that when I was living downtown. Can I borrow your cell phone? I'm like, I don't have the minutes, man. I'm sorry.

I got no rollover. I'm sorry. Terry died knowing that the Blues Brothers was the best movie ever. I can't argue with him. It's a great movie. Young Clint Eastwood was the baddest ass man on the planet. I know this dude is a hundred times over. Not old Clint Eastwood, though.

He's out on him now. No, I like that. Hey, man, did you see Gran Torino? Yeah. I gotta agree with him. The worst. The Enforcer, great movie. And hot sauce can be added to absolutely any food.

I love this guy. Even bean dip. Even bean. You mean hummus? Shh. Don't say it. Don't say it. What if I told you guys we're halfway through?

I'm joking. I'm joking. We're wrapping it up. Tremendous and heartfelt thanks go to the truly exceptional nurses at Southlake Methodist Hospital Neurointensive Care Unit. Amen. That's very nice. Who provided much more than nursing care for Terry. Ooh.

Hello. Why did Amy's mind go there? I'm not saying it went there, but he asked. What more than nursing care? A little final miracle whip for Terry. Don't you guys kind of feel like we didn't get to meet until after he had left our town? A little hamburger helper for Terry. Okay.

I'd like to help his hamburger. Follow along. Don't push that button. Okay, that's the last one. They also provided a peaceful and compassionate environment during his transition from this life to the next. I just wish we had gotten to know Terry while he was running around town. Jesus. Come on.

Then it says, friends can visit the family on Saturday, January 27th, and it gives all the details for the for his wake, I guess. Memorial donations in Terry's name can be made to your favorite charity or your favorite watering hole where you are instructed to tie a few on and tell a few stories of the great Terry Lord. Okay, so this guy,

this is beautiful. This is everything that's wonderful in the town. And he is shows that you can live a life. Yeah. That you don't have to be a billionaire. No, he knows who he was. That's right. He knows who he was.

He knows who he was. And he had family that made him happy. He loved his wife. This is the happiest life. He loved a Buick. Loved a Buick. This is what makes it the number one reason why this story Is being told in the town Guys

There's a guest book website set up That you can go and sign your wishes To Terry Ward and his family And I am going to put the link On the Dumb People Town Facebook page And people will be able to go in And say from DPT We love you Terry

Heard about you on a podcast, wherever you are. Heard about you through my personal cell phone, Terry. I read about you on the back of a Miracle Whip, Terry. I was at my watering hole, and Kathy was there, flirting with everybody.

Kathy, you get home! Hey, Jesus bring the hamburger, you bring the helper, Terry. So here's a couple that this like went viral a little bit. Not big time, but a little bit. We're about to make it really go viral. Here's some messages, people. I do not know Terry, but I feel like I just did from reading this.

If you could send me a roll or ten of the black electrical tape that he stole, I'll use it honorably in his name. R.I.P. Terry, you're a wonderful man. Save us a seat up there and I'll likely have a beer with you someday. That's just a random That's just a random. That's too cheap to go to the department store, the hardware store and buy some electrical tape. Too cheap to get tape. He thinks this is Craig's list. We're doing this

on 21st. It's Terry's list. On March 19th someone wrote, I don't know your father and I read this story on Facebook had me crying and laughing. He sounds like your dad was an amazing man, and he certainly did a great job being your dad, sending condolences from North Carolina. So if some random-ass people can do it, the town can certainly do it. I'm having a feeling as a woman, okay, Kathy's not getting any writing credit for this obituary.

She should. All of it. It is a crime. By the way, we are all giving her credit. Sign it on there. Be like, kudos to you, Kath. Kath, great job, Kath. I'm going to put the link when this drops. You've got to go to the Facebook page. By the way, anybody who's listening

to this who is not a like and does not join the Facebook page, what are you doing? There should be 100,000 people on this Facebook page. Oh, it's so much fun over there. Let me ask you, please, if you're listening to this and you like this show, join the Facebook page and you will see all this extra content. To me, this is a success if this obituary gets to the Kardashians and they know about

him. That's right. They should know about Terry. That's the world I want to live in. That is a world I want to live in. Where they know Terry and he didn't know who the hell they were. Yeah, who the hell they were. And didn't care.

I love it, Dan. All right. Great. That's a DPT mini. That's a great story. I love him. Wasn. All right, great. That's a DP team. That's a great story. I love him. Wasn't that fun? Amy, thank you for stopping by.

Thanks so much for having me. This was really fun. We'll have to have you back. Your podcast one more time. Who's Your God. Who's Your God. Just type in Who's Your God in iTunes or search my name. Yeah, check it out.

And if you ever get a chance to see Amy Miller do stand-up, and are dates anywhere listed, or do you just do it on Twitter pretty much? I only stand up on Twitter. No, I'm saying you. list where people can see you. I have them on my website, amymillercomedy.com. Love it. And Monday the 20th. Well, I don't know when this comes out.

This will come out on the 22nd. Oh, Monday the 26th. Come to the Hollywood Improv. I have a show there. You guys did it once. Oh, we did it and we loved it. It was so fun. Super fun.

I really loved it. Super fun. Great show. In the Lab? Yes. In the Lab, which is one of my favorite places to perform. Amy Miller, thank you for joining us. Thank you.

And, oh shit, we've got to get back to work. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Stick around.

Make a sound. Calm your down. It's Dump People Town.