Dumb People Town - Andrew Youngblood - Find Your Ford

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

This week Andrew Youngblood comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a bad tattoo and the journey it has started.

Skypains, out of here. Hey, Townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population new. Population young blood. Andrew Youngblood. Jay, what happened to your voice there? I loved Town. Population you. Population Youngblood. Andrew Youngblood. Jay, what happened to your voice there? I loved it. Hi, Andrew Youngblood. What's going on, guys? Wait, was that stupid

or was it great? No, it was great. I don't know. It was very high-pitched. Your brother's being a brother. Thank you. Thank you, Andrew. When does this drop? Who knows when this drops? It's the next mini that we have on the next Friday app. okay we got i think uh it's on the sixth the sixth of may perfect thank you uh andrew what's up buddy how are you good how are you guys how you been great how was moon tower the tower was awesome how was your moon tower you were at the paramount and you

featured for mark normand how was that it was great it was fun but you know as much as it was fun to do a big theater like that it was kind of sad just being there wednesday because i'm used to being there for the whole week and then seeing everybody and most of my friends came in thursday thursday and then and then you know they were there i even flew back on sunday hoping i'd catch some people and i was like no i gotta go oh God. We left so early. Yeah, we like, you landed around 7. We were gone by 5.30. Stupid. Just stupid.

I'm still tired. Yeah, it's exhausting. One day was honestly, at the same time when I got out of there, after one day, I was like, this is probably better for my health. Right. I can really only do that once a day. Well, here's the deal, Andrew, and I know you know this because you spent a lot of time with Daniel Van Kirk.

The world's getting dumber. I mean, you guys, I'm sure you experienced it and you've experienced it on the road with him, but we got to dig into his story. Shall we do it right now? Ready? We'll find out what he's got going on. Ready? Let's do it. Sent in by Carleen McDermott at SheBeCarleen.

She's on a roll. I know. I love her. I know. Here's the headline. You guys will love this. I'm searching for the stranger. You guys will love this. I'm searching for the stranger whose name is on my bottom.

Oh, God. We've all made bad mistakes. Sounds like an America song. Right, right. Andrew, you have quite a few tattoos. What would you say, 30? It's just tough. You get to a certain point, and then you just go by percentage of body, I think. Right.

You're probably around 28%. I'm going to ask you a question that I know you will not be able to answer what was your 15th tattoo i can't yeah no that's i can name i can name my last one and i could probably name like the first three but then after that i'm like god and i know for later just like your how about you name your most regrettable one well no i know i know for later for that might be the story that might be the story i think that might be the story so why don be the story. I think that might be the story. I forgot about that. Why don't you tell us what it is, and then it's a teaser for people to join the Patreon.

What is it? What is it right now? All right. Right now, it's covered up. I got it covered. I took way too long. This was a friend of mine. Don't tell this story.

Don't tell the story. Just tell me what it is. What is it right now? If I tell you what it was without the story, I sound like a real asshole. We'll save it all. We'll save it all. All right, so you have a regrettable tattoo.

Look, if you want to join our Patreon, now is the time to do it. You can find out this story. Hang with me and Andrew in the Sklar. But here's the deal. So clearly someone got so wasted, they hung out with somebody that they don't know and got that person's name on their ass.

Here we go. This comes from uk.style.yahoo.com. More dots. I know. Dumb shit. I know. Dot edu. Like, Yahoo, you need to be paring down.

Guys, let's streamline. A mom is trying to track down a man whose name she spontaneously had tattooed on her butt during a girl's trip abroad. Spontaneously got tattooed are two things that should not be in the same sentence. A tattoo should be something you think about for a while. For a decade. Or you have so many, eventually you're like, who cares? I'm just adding a burrito to my arm. I feel like I'm being attacked.

No, you're not. No, no. You will be eventually, but not yet. So let me ask. We've all made dumb decisions, man. I'm like an NBA player player in 1986 i got no tattoos so do you i mean how were many of them spontaneous decisions or were you just like i want another one i want another one and then when it hits me i'll get this one i would say at least

10 of them were like hey let's just do it okay yeah you were walking by a tattoo shop and you're like no it's it's one of those you know i would say the spontaneous ones end up being the matching ones or like in this case with this lady like the name of somebody sure i'm such a good time here's so i have a lot of i've like friend matching tattoos you know we're like out we're drinking a little you know like you know what let's go get a tattoo this will be fun we'll get like a matching tattoo and then you know and then you stop being friends and you look at it and you're like what the hell was i thinking but you also have like all that you have like portraits of all the monster squad too so you have things that you love i have stuff i planned out yeah and yours uh double as a shield for uh high level employment so i think that's cool man good thing he's on his

own boss yeah that's true well you know what i've always company i've always set myself up just in case i fail miserably i got nothing where i couldn't wear a long sleeve if i wear long sleeves i've had jobs like before comedy that were like corporate jobs where i wore like suit and tie and then i went and hung out with some co-workers afterwards like dude you're like what the hell you have damn wild card never would have guessed so you and dolly part didn't you used to sell vacuum cleaners door to door? Oh, yeah. It was brutal.

Oh, my God. That was brutal. I heard you cleaned up in that business. That could have been your story. Still could. Who knows? Dan, you missed my- What did you say?

I said I heard you cleaned up in that business. Oh, that's good. Give me that. I love that. I just didn't hear it. Move on. Nothing. Move on.

That was on me, not on you. All right. Wasn't listening. A mom is trying to direct on a man whose name she spontaneously had tattooed on her bottom during a girl's trip abroad. Kaylee Williams. Perfect name for a spontaneous tattoo. Right?

No. Yeah. Kaylee? I wouldn't put Kaylee on my butt. No, but I'm saying for a person who would get a spontaneous tattoo. Kaylee. You could just hear her mom being like, Kaylee. She was holidaying with four friends on the party island of Magaluf, Spain?

Maguluf, Spain? Never even heard of it. I've heard of Mallorca. M-A-G-A-L-U-F, Spain. I want to go to this island just on the story alone. Magaluf? The party island. Yeah.

Back in 2012 when she decided to get a tattoo. Okay. After bumping into a group of men who were on a stag weekend, a member of the group randomly offered to pay for Williams to get his name on her bottom. This sounds like a good idea. I'm going to show you guys the picture of the tattoo. Oh, my God.

There you go. Can you see that, buddy? We can maybe share this with you, too. She also has a tramp stamp. Huh? She also has a tramp stamp. Look it. There we go.

Oh, Daniel Ford. Daniel also has a Tramp stamp. Huh? She also has a Tramp stamp. Look it, there we go. Oh, Daniel Ford. Daniel Ford. Daniel Ford Automotive. Well, it should be Daniel Ford Chevrolet. I would love it if it was. And Dan Ford, by the way, is a listener of our podcast. Dan Ford Chevy. Yes.

Dan Ford Chevy. Come on down. She met Dan Ford in Magaluf? I'll put Dan Ford Chevy. So if your name is Dan Ford. Not the same spelling, but the tattoo artist got it wrong. Dude, anyone whose name is Dan Forge should contact this woman

and be like, yo. Baby. Where you been, girl? Where you been, girl? What are you doing? It's F-O-R-D-E, so it might be 40. It's Ford.

I will sing, sing a new song. I will sing, Keep going. sing a new song don't let it go how long get there

to sing this song make it pay off how long I think you got it to sing this song one more time how long what are you singing

to sing I'm sorry I've been aged out of a podcast. I don't know what it is either. YouTube. All right, so YouTube and then go back. But how's it tied to Daniel Ford? Because it's 40, F-O-R-D-E, and the name of the song was 40.

Perfect. That's all I needed. I love it. I'm on board for all of it. My favorite part about that song at Red Rocks when they do it live, you two, is they finish the lyrics of the song, and they finish that part of the song, and the song is still going, and they say, thank you very much, good night,

and the song is still going, and all the fans start singing, how? Oh, that's fun. And they do it even as they leave. Worth hearing. Andrew, did you get a good look at that butt? I did, and it was stuck on my screen, like full screen for quite a while, and I was like, how do I get rid of it? It's like a virus.

It's not the worst butt I've seen. No. It's a very beautiful butt. It's a great butt. It's a great mom butt. It's a great mom butt. I expected a worse butt for the bad decision. No.

It's a good butt. Good Daniel Ford tattoo. And by the way, not a bad tattoo as far as like lettering. It's got a real font to it. It's classy. Yes. Scripty. Sure.

Bizarrely, she woke up the next day to find Daniel Ford with an E tattooed on her left cheek, the name of the person who paid for the tattoo. Yeah. How much do you think it cost? For that tattoo? For that tattoo? In English pounds? Now, I'm going to make him go last because I feel like he's got a good tattoo price.

This is going to be- I've got a number in my head. I think it's pretty accurate. Jason or Randy? $140. Jason says $140. $325. $3.25?

No, $325. $325. $325. Okay. Okay. I would guess that's like a shop minimum. It's like $80, $100 tops. Wow.

Okay. You got to pick one. All right. $80. $80. We're going to take a break. Wow. Okay, you got to pick one. All right, 80 bucks. 80 bucks. We're going to take a break. Okay.

When we come back, we're going to find out how much this butt tattoo cost. We're going to learn a little bit more about what happened. And get into the psychology of what happened. Exactly. I want to know what led to this. Oh, I can't wait.

Plus, Andrew's got a great thing to promote, but we'll do all that right after this. Love it. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Don Old People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show.

I love these Friday episodes. They're such a beautiful, quick jaunt. And we're with our good friend Andrew Youngblood. Great comic. Houston, Texas. Travels around. Tours around with Daniel Van Kirk. That's right. Which, before we Travels around. Tours around with Daniel Van Kirk. That's right.

Which, before we get to what Andrew has going on, I want to just briefly talk about stuff that we have going on so you can catch it. And we always talk about it. We'll be super quick about it. No, get in. Jay and I are going to be in Portland, Oregon. Everybody wants to know.

Helium on Thursday, May 12th. Only one night. One show. Please come out. One night, one show. I want to sell out. And then Friday and Saturday. I want to sell it out before we land.

Can we do that? Then Friday and Saturday we're in seattle we haven't been to seattle in like four or five years so i'm so excited at the crocodile never done that cool rock club uh jeff baldinger is going to be with us i love him so much he's a great comic yeah so we'll be there uh thursday on friday and saturday the 13th and 14th hey join our patreon we're doing new episodes of uh cheap Seats, Cheaper Seats. It's so much fun. And Dan has seen clips of it. We're basically working on the editing for the nosebleeds when it comes out this summer.

Dare I say it is a step up from what we did on Cheap Seats. I'm so excited about that. Everybody's got to get five pass. It's just fun. Everybody's got to come. I am just salivating thinking about what Dan is about to tell us in terms of the cookies. Please, please, Dan. Please, Dan. Oh, look.

If you can go to 3BestBakery.com. You have? Oh, great. You can get my family recipe. They've been passed down for five generations, and now they're being passed to everybody else. You can give your mom or yourself the cookies that my mom has given me my entire life.

Great Mother's Day gift. Yes. So get those orders in. It might be a little too late to get those. We can still get orders in just for the standard everyday Hub City cookies. And then obviously – I have one thing. When you're on your computer and it asks you, do you want to accept the cookies in this case?

You accept the cookies. I love that. You accept all the cookies. Accept these cookies. Accept these cookies. Accept these cookies. Other than that, as everybody knows, everything's up at DanielVanKirk.com. I have more dates that are going to be announced soon with Andrew Youngblood.

Plus, I'm going to kick it off, and Andrew's here to talk about it as well. This month, the 19th through the 22nd, I am doing the Come and Take It Comedy Festival. Great fest. It's 6 o'clock on the 19th. I'm doing my first ever live bingo, Hub City bingo. Oh! Yeah, you can still buy tickets to it wherever you are. If you hear my voice, you can still buy tickets to the digital.

Are you doing it in the small room there? Yeah, in the box. I love that. Or maybe in the showroom. I don't know. Wherever Andrew wants it. And then wherever you are, you can still buy tickets and join in virtually, but everybody can also play in the room.

Interactive. Interactive. I love it. Andrew, tell people about this festival. It should be a blast. This is our sixth year coming up. You guys, as far as y'all did it one year. Loved it.

Every year, we try to switch it up a little bit dan seems to be a consistent on the thing but uh but you know this year we've got rory on it we've got akash singh we've got harlan williams we've got sean patton shane torres oh my god amy miller jenny zagrino we have so many killers on this festival killers uh doug loves movies uh worldwide wide world of doug's obviously he's doing some stand up too great so yeah I mean

we have a ton of comics it's a pretty great lineup it's in Houston Texas it's a very it's a I mean it's a festival put on by comics for comics

I mean it's just it's perfect and I always tell people Andrew I'm like you know sometimes at these festivals you can see amazing shows especially like your

your big huge bigger than big festivals but at like yours it's all one venue. So you end up kind of like seeing the comics and being around the comics the whole time and like almost hanging with them. And you just bounce from show to show. Yeah. Get that full festival pass.

Where can they get it if people want to come and grab a part? Come and take it. Comedy.com or the secretgrouphtx.com. Either one, you can find the festival passes. They're pretty cheap for a weekend. Passes like $120, $130. That's amazing's amazing then there's day passes and single show passes and we always have some special guests that we still haven't announced yet uh that i can't say anything but okay last year it was dave chapelle so we have very secret guests uh they usually do drop-ins you got to

stick around the whole time you'll see something cool i promise it's worth it probably won't be chapelle again but it's gonna be really cool hey I promise. It's worth it. It probably won't be Chappelle again, but it's going to be really cool. Hey, man, it's going to be worth it. And, again, if you're in the Houston area or anywhere near, you want to make a trip out of this, go do it. We're going to live pen pals, too. I'm doing a headlining set, I think, on Friday night or Saturday, whatever day.

I'm not. Rory's doing one. It's great. All right, well, Dan, when we left, there was – What did you say how much you think this cost? He said $80. Right, Andrew said $80. I said $80 because he's got...

Jason said $140. And I said $325 like a dumbass. I think the only curveball in this is that this is not here. This is overseas, so it could be $20 goddamn dollars. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Do you want to change?

This is your last chance. I want to change mine. Okay. To $180. Okay. Jason? I'll go low. I'll go to $50. I'll drop down to $100. Okay. Jason? I'll go to $50.

I'll drop down to $100. The total cost of a Dan Ford tattoo on your ass is... Come on, Townies. One of you will get it exactly right. Shout it out loud. $32. $32. By the way,

that's like one drink in Manhattan right now. To put your name up on someone's ass forever, come on. You can park your car at the Burbank airport for one night. Put your name on it. Kaylee, a support worker from Hereford, said, I was on holiday in Magaluf. I hope I'm saying it right.

I don't know. Magaluf. Someone take me there and show me how to say it. Yeah. And I'm a bit of a party animal. Anybody who describes themselves as a party animal? Hashtag blackout drunk. Hashtag where are we?

Hashtag someone keep an eye on her. Like all of her friends. Think about it, guys. Every single one of her friends is like, keep an eye on her. Where's Kaylee right now? Where is she? Where is Kaylee? Oh, shit.

Who's on Kaylee Watch? Who's on Kaylee Watch? Also, I always think about interactions we have with people after shows. If any of the four of us met someone and were like, what are you guys doing after this? And you're like, I don't know. We're buying out. And then they go, well, I'm a bit of a party animal. You'd go, nowhere were you.

We're out with you. We'll meet you there. No, no. That's like one of the jokes in our upcoming show in the Fight Pass show. The nosebleeds? Yeah. Someone says, he's a bit of a character and we're like this is your dance joke and by character we mean the guy you avoid at a

bachelor party that's exactly who this woman is she said i'm a bit of a party animal and i was just having a fun time with my friends one night out we saw a group of lads from Cardiff. They were all dressed as babies getting a tattoo. What? She remembers that. Don't go towards the group of guys dressed as babies. A giant adult babies. It was one of the groups, Stag Weekend. I was walking past, and I was drunk.

Out of the blue, something popped in my head, and I thought, I will have a tattoo. Out of the blue, something popped in my head, and I thought, I will have a tattoo. If you are the type of person who sees a bunch of dudes dressed as babies and walks towards that. I know. I'm not trying to victim plan, but you are. You get what you deserve. You're an active participant in whatever happens. I can't get on board with that. Also, that's what you decide to do for your bachelor party is dress like you.

You're like, hey, I got an idea. Let's all dress up as babies and go out that's the crew that's you don't who's he married that's let's go dress like the thing that's gonna end all of this fun right yeah maybe that's why he's getting married you'll notice that she keeps trying to justify she's like i was just having fun with my friends i just saw a bunch of guys who look like babies right and then she goes i will have a tattoo quite a lot of people do that when they're in places like Magaluf. She keeps trying to be like, I love you. Everyone in Magaluf gets a tattoo.

Right. Also, friends, that term's very loose in this. Like, who's letting her do this? Friends is crazy. Who's on Kaylee Watch? Right. This guy, who I got to chatting with in the group, said, why don't you have my name tattooed on you?

I will pay for it. At first, I thought he was joking. So I did it, and he paid for it. It must have been around 30 euros. It was so random. Yeah. Well. And now it's on you forever.

I think the word you mean, you don't want to say random. You want to say dumb. Stupid. Stupid. It was so dumb. Right. Random. Yeah.

Puts the dumb in random. For sure. The next morning, I realized he was staying at the same hotel as me, but was leaving that day that was the last i ever saw of him it's not a holiday romance type of thing that tattoo was simply a yes let's go for it no it was simply a dan ford with an e right yeah she could have she could have gotten yes let's go for it tattooed on her ass and that's kind of cool that's funny you're right that is funny but andrew has been there where he's like i'm drinking with someone i'm like let's go do it right an lfg uh tattoo i don't do it i've never done with a strange like or someone like i hardly know to be clear there's never done it as someone dressed as a baby yeah these are friends i've

known for years right you know there's still time andrew i don't ever get my tattoo at all i'll never get rid of it either it's a nice little reminder of our girls' trip. I'll never get rid of it either? Imagine this. My partner at the time just used to laugh it off. Imagine that going back from that weekend. My partner at the time. No wonder that didn't last.

He ain't around. Good pull, Andrew. Now, after 10 years and a refusal to get rid of her Daniel Ford inking, she's decided to try and find the guy on social media. Oh, God. She added 10 years on, I'm thinking I should try and find him. It's his name on my bum, after all.

I'm thinking I should try and find him because that would be nice and disruptive to his marriage and his life. You're right. He should meet his daughter. He should. Yeah, do you think he does? Maybe he doesn't want to be found. No, of course not.

I don't want to talk about the time I dressed up as a baby and paid a woman to get my name tattooed on her butt. That, to me, is the time that that's what pushed me into recovery. We have a Daniel Ford, so she's found a Daniel. What were you going to say, Andrew? He tells this story to friends, and they laugh hysterically. If he gets found by her, his story's ruined. That's right.

Or this is the meet-and- right. Or this is no longer fun. No, this could be a Nicholas Sparks book. You guys need to get on board with this. We have a Daniel Ford, so she's found a Daniel Ford, but I do not know if it is a Daniel Ford or the Daniel Ford. She doesn't even know what he looks like anymore.

Nope. Not unless he's in a diaper. This is what Facebook has done to people. I am waiting for him to open the message. So she knows he hasn't even seen it. I've seen the three dots. Quote, it will be good to get back in contact with him just to see if he remembers. Will it be good to get back in contact?

No. There's nothing good that's going to come. He's about to have that scene from Gross Point Blank with her where he's like, there's no us, man. There's no thing between me and you. That's right. Quote, if I do manage to find him, i have no idea what i will say to him maybe i will offer him his money back for paying for the tattoo who knows she is a party animal she is realizing that daniel ford had returned home to card at the day after she's never seen him and since wants to get back in

touch i'm gonna ask you this dan if this was the plot of the spice girls movie i would have liked it so much so much oh I'm in for that. Yeah. Find your Ford? Just saying. Okay. Find your Ford. This is Ford versus Ferrari?

How old is Kaylee Williams? Ooh. How old do you think she is? Yeah, now. And then you can go back 10 years to figure out when she got her tattoo. But how old? Andrew, you want to go first? All right. So how years to figure out when she got her tattoo. But how old? Andrew? You want to go first?

All right. So how old now, not when she got it. How old is she in 2022? And then it'll also tell you how old she was in 2012. She did this in 2012. She's a mom. She's got a tattoo on her butt. You have seen the butt.

Can you guess the aging from the butt? The butt might actually help out. When was the picture taken? Who knows? We don't know. That's actually a good point. Maybe that's a picture from back in the butt. The butt might actually help out. Is that a... When was the picture taken? Who knows? We don't know. That's actually a good point. Maybe that's a picture from back in the day.

I love the... You're like in the final round of who wants to be a millionaire right now. Can I call my dad? Can we see the photo again? No, you saw it in the... I get the country of origin.

Put your pants back on. It's like it became a spelling bee. It's like, can you use her ass in a sentence? What fault was that? If it is a picture of her butt from... Magaluf. Wait, It's like it became a spelling bee. It's like, can you use her ass in a sentence? What font was that? If it is a picture of her butt from 10 years ago,

and we think it's from her butt today, that's what we call the old button switch. Yeah, that's good. I think there's some clues in the font that was used. That's what I'm saying. There's a giant crack in your theory. All right, let's hear it. I think she's 42 years old. 42 years old. When the Let's hear it. I guess I think she's 42 years old.

42 years old. When the bug is. She's 35. 35. I think she's been making bad decisions for a long time. Yeah. And the fact that she's 42 now is the only reason she's so out of touch that she wants to get in touch with this guy.

Sure. Right. Like if you were in your 20s, you'd be like, I did something stupid when I was 20. Also, her marriage might not be doing that well. So you start to look on. 35? 35. So she was 25 when it happened.

Yeah, I'm going to go in the middle of you guys and say 38. 38 years old. Okay. She's unraveling. As we speak. As we speak, Andrew. She's come undone. That ink and that font held up pretty well for 10 years.

Bottoms up. If it's very recent. Okay. We're going to end this. Last thing I will tell you is come and take a Comedy Festival if you want to hang out with me and Andrew Youngblood and so many other great people and Alive Pen Pals. I'm sure the Sklars will come back and do that festival again sometime too. But don't forget to go see them in Seattle and in Portland.

Make it a great Pacific Northwestern weekend. Let's do it. For my brothers. For my guys, Sam and everybody. For me, you know where to find me. Okay, here we go. Ready? Kaylee Williams is is 32 years old.

Oh, Jay. So that was a 22-year-old. You had your decades off. You had gone back to the age you would have gotten. Yeah. There we go. 22 years old. The ghost of Kaylee passed.

With a tattoo on her butt. There you go. That's how we do it. All right, Andrew Youngblood. There you go. Love you, buddy. Thanks for of Kaylee passed. With a tattoo on her butt. There you go. That's how we do it. All right, Andrew Youngblood. There you go. Love you, buddy. Thanks for joining us on this. And for Patreon fans, he's going to tell the story of his most regrettable tattoo.

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