Dumb People Town - Avital Ash - Some Woods

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more!

Dan and Ran and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose. We'll make the news, breaking down each epic fail. In Florida, there's half-price bail. I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up. So listen to our podcast jam with co-hosts Arm and Dan Vendors, don't be a jerk Just let the music catch the funny hits We are gonna take you down

Stick around, make a sound Hunker Down is Dumb People Town Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town Population U Population Osh Avital I love that you turned it

Are you Osh? Osh? Osh? Av Ash Avital I love that you turned it Ash Ash Ash Avital Ash Yes Avital Ash Avital Avital Ash

The Midwestern person Chicago Where are you from? I'm from Miami originally Oh You made it Yeah Which is like the home

Of the dumb people Not Miami specifically But Florida Florida Well you know Florida's deal is that all evidence is public record. Police blotters are public. Which is why they get so much more flack than other states is because everybody knows.

Like Mississippi might be worse. I did not know that. Georgia could be worse. Missouri definitely worse. Where we grew up. Worse than Florida? It's just that they're just telling everybody. It's like every family has

problems, but the family that's fighting on the front lawn, everyone thinks is the worst. That's it. Florida is the family fighting on the front lawn of America. It's like, guys, take it inside. I knew there was a show, Germany or Florida, where it was like carrying the crimes of all of Germany to the state of

Florida, but I thought that was the worst. And I don't know if they still do it our friends in chicago who have a great radio show on espn 1000 uh tom waddle and mark silverman they would do a thing um once a week they would do like florida or ohio yeah and it would be a headline you'd have to pick and they got so into it they would start picking the actual town too a couple times couple times, Tom Waddle would nail the town. That's so good. He knows his Ohio. Doesn't Oregon also offer that up? Whatever it is, it's super fun.

And we were explaining to you before the show that our amazing fans, the way you do it is you just... And I realize I don't have who sent in this. Wonderful, Jay. Tweet at us. Way to go, Jay. Way to put that in there. Hey, I've done it a lot. I can't say anything. We'll resurface that and figure it out. But tweet at us. Put go Jay Way to put that in there Hey I've done it a lot I can't say anything

We'll resurface that And figure it out But tweet at us Put it in the show notes At DPTPodcast And hashtag At Dana Van Kirken At Randy Sklar Brothers

Not Randy Sklar I like that you tripped Over your Our own handle Because my name is hard But Sklar is also hard Sklar is so hard So many condoms

I'm at Avital Ash But people All the time It's like Avatar, Avatar. Avatar. I mean, I joke about it. But really, yeah, once I was calling about an apartment when I was moving, and she went, Avatar? And I didn't, I just went, yeah.

Yes. And she started laughing. Oh, yeah. I'm like, what if that was my name? I bet you get some great coffee cups when you order, and they write your name. Oh, yeah, at Starbucks. Yeah, I say Avi to make it easy. If I can't think fast enough.

And then still, it'll always say like Abby or like O-B-I. They can't O-B-G-Y-N all of it. All right, so we got a great story sent to us. So I'll jump right into it. It's sent in by one of our fantastic fans. I'll start with the headline. Man steals one cop car, then steals another cop car in bid to escape. The Lucia Sheriff says.

I mean, I guess after you steal one, it kind of doesn't matter. It's like having kids. Once you have one kid, second kid's not as much. Also, do you think for them, too, the second cop car wasn't as exciting? Yeah. I've kind of done this. I think that's cool. He's chasing the high, right?

I don't think this person's dumb. I think this person's a genius. Well, in my case, the cops are kind of dumb in this story. And that's why I'm going to get to it. Guys, it's like the high. I don't think this person's dumb. I think this person's a genius. Well, in my case, the cops are kind of dumb in this story. And that's why I'm going to get to it. Guys, it's like the morning meeting. Guys, again, keys in the car. Stop leaving it running. I know you think you're above the law because you are the law.

You came from another town where they were like, oh, cop car running. I leave it alone. That's not how they are here. First time shame on you. Second time shame on them. Dan, do you ever go to like, or have you ever gone to like a friend who lives in like another city? That's not LA.

That's a little more relaxed. And they like leave their door like open at night. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're inviting in the serial killer. Like in my mind, maybe they need something. Maybe the serial killer needs a challenge.

And if it's unlocked, I'm too easy. I move too easy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe they need something. Or maybe the serial killer needs a challenge, and if it's unlocked, then too easy. Too easy. Yeah, move on. They think it's a trap. You're now in their head. Here we go. Let's get into it. A man accused of stealing a Coco C-O-C-O-A. One of my favorite

Pixar movies. I know. Mama Coco. A Coco police car on Thursday was forced off Interstate 95 and into some woods. So this is in Florida. Wait, but who is writing this thing? Coco, Florida? In Volusia County.

Coco, Florida, right? I think it's probably Florida. It's like a Coco beach. Calling it Coco seems wrong. But just listen to this sentence. Off Interstate 95 and into some woods. Into some woods? Way too general.

You want to be specific about what woods? Into some woods over there. Way to not do your job. Also, if they restructure the sentence, was driven off the road into some woods off of. Yeah, then it becomes more specific. You just made yourself sound dumber. Yeah, you didn't know how to end the,

as some woods. Into some woods, we think. He temporarily got away by stealing a second Coco police vehicle. Now, how do you think that is? Gets driven off the road in a cop car. Yeah. Another cop car pulls into the woods.

And then, yeah, jumps out and circles back while they're looking. It's like a Benny Hill. It's the best Benny Hill. Goes back to the car and then drives off. Also, I hope he upgraded. Because some cop cars are like sports cars. You get a Caprice to a Charger. I've seen like Ford Mustang cop cars.

You have not seen Ford Mustang cop cars. Yes. There's still the small ones and then the big truck looking. Oh, yeah. Yesterday, I saw an LAFD Dodge Charger. It was a fire department issued, all red, at LAFD on the back. And I'm like, this is a cool car. You've got to be. It was a fire department issued all red at L.A.F.D. on the back. And I'm like, this is a cool car.

You got to be the chief, right? Right. You're the chief. Or how about like if you're driving on the road and you see just someone in a dark blue Explorer from far away. I like drive up next to him. I'm like, fuck you. Like, why make me scared about like what's going on? Like, why are you like screwing up the highway? Like everybody's driving so slow behind you

and then you're just like a regular person. Screw you. All right. Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood. That's a great name. First of all, great Chit. Chit. Great beyond the arc.

Chitwood. Great beyond the arc. Tell you about Jimmy Chitwood from Hoosiers. Yes. All right. Division Chief Brian Henderson. I know a Brian Henderson. Do you really?

Yes. Quit this me. I don't know. They're like around. Is there a Brian Henderson in our sphere of comedy? Yeah. Well, his wife, Emily Henderson, has done a lot of like home. I don't need to say a bunch of people that you probably don't know.

I know. But she's like an HGTV person. Oh, and he's a cop in Florida. Evidently, yeah. A very subpar cop. Chief Brian Henderson, the first to arrive after the man went off the road in the second stolen police vehicle. Chitwood said that while some will question how the man managed to swipe two police cars, some. I love that they've minimized.

Let me downgrade it. Let me try to minimize. There are a couple of people saying, why did this happen? A couple of people with some did this happen a couple people with some screws loose we're kind of confused a couple people might be surprised that he catfished the police department twice the situation ended with no injuries this is the quote and listen to this quote and listen to how much he's trying to get in front of people who are going to senderson right this is henderson uh this is chitwood. All right. Okay. Nobody got hurt.

Nobody got hurt. So it was a success. Right. We did a great job. Normally people do get hurt. Sit down, sit down, sit down. Nobody got hurt. Nobody got killed.

Nobody got killed. Is that another one? Take your pen out of your mouth. Now look. Nobody got hurt. You said nobody got hurt. Nobody got killed. Every police officer and deputy went home safe.

This is like a kid. 17-year-old kid, who walks in a half hour after curfew. And drunk. And is like, first off, I'm fine. I'm fine. My friends are fine. The car is fine. The car is fine. Did you ever show up drunk at home when you were a teenager?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And did your parents ever, did you have any interaction with your parents whatsoever? I do remember once actually just being high and my dad kind of being like, we know you're smoking cigarettes. And I was like, I am not smoking cigarettes. Yeah.

Got you. You were right. You're right. You're telling the truth. It's like the classic acting thing. It's like, I'm believing in what I'm saying and it is the truth. Well,

the stereotypes about Jewish families is that everybody talks about everything and we were not that way. Everything was like secretive. So I, I, there was one time in high school I came home so wasted. I left the front door open and I was sleeping with like my bedroom door open and half of my body like on the floor out of my, and they just never said anything. Wow. Do you think they knew?

They knew. Cause I later heard from my brothers, but yeah, no, they didn't say shit to me. They were talking about it behind your back. Exactly. They're like, listen to your brother. Look, everybody's fine. No one got hurt. No one got killed.

Everybody went home fine that night. The car is okay. Right? Chitwood made a statement about it. She's fine. She's fine. Everyone got home. She slept eight hours.

I don't know why we're making a big deal out of this. Again, we always do. We do this in our act about the drunk person is bad, but the drunker friend who tries to convince everybody that they're fine a big deal. Again, we always do. We do this in our act about like the drunk person is bad, but the drunker friend who like tries to convince everybody that they're fine is way worse. She's fine. She's fine. She broke into the line enclosure at like midnight and she's like, here, Katie, Katie, Katie.

She's fine. You don't even know her. She's fine. She's fine. You don't know her. Dan, we're stealing that. Take it. Take it. I'll tag it. She's better like this. Trust me. She's great. Oh, you'll know that. Take it. I'll tag it. She's better like this. She's better. Trust me. She's great.

Oh, you'll know when she's drunk. This is fun, Jenna. All right. This is what he said on a phone interview. The bad guy went to jail safe and no innocent person got hurt. What are you, like six years old? The bad guy? Also, yeah, the bad guy is the good guy in this story.

He's the cool one. He swiped two cop's the cool one swipe two cars swipe two cars he by the way if someone was like you know how they do in tsa like they just have people like you know go through tsa yeah like the to test it to the stress test like with like full machetes in their thing and like they oftentimes get through what if this was what if he's like i was sent to you by the department right he's just a great i'm internal affairs i'm internal affairs and i was here to just check that though if tsa like caught the machete person at the gate they'd be like hey we caught like because that's what he's trying to say here at the end of the day he didn't get on the way it took some woods but we i would think if he if he

stole one cop car sure put him to jail right steals two it's like oh good effort yeah yeah steal one shame on yeah you that's what you said the crazy thing is in real life this is a lot of how our government works like if you're so good at being bad they hire you to like right catch me if you can like cyber uh cyber attacks yeah yeah they're being courted by someone. If you get so good, the CIA is like, hey, come here. You can go in and infiltrate people that are stealing cars and steal them back. I wonder if he's so good or the cops were so bad.

I think it's a combination. Do you ever wonder if sometimes we're just reading stories from a 30-second plot point in any Fast and the Furious movie? Oh, yeah. I haven't seen enough of them. How many Fast and Furious? None. Oh, I've seen all of them. Dan!

Of course. You care about families. Do you still do Basic Bitch? Do you still do Basic Bitch? I should add that in there. I've seen all the... Dan, that is... I can give you all the titles to the Fast and the Furious.

I can name seven characters in the Fast and the Furious. Ten's about to come out. So ten divided by four is math I can't do, but that's our average. Yeah, exactly. 2.5. I can name seven characters. But my thing is that sometimes I think about this in huge movies.

I remember watching Bad Boys and stuff like this. A crazy thing will happen in a scene. You're like, this would be national news. Like a car drove through the third story of a building and landed on a freeway. Into another building. If that happened in Florida, like if it was Bad Boys, would hear about it here oh my god yes so we're hearing about like a 30 second plot point in i've seen three fast and furious movies not on a plane in the theater that's good i am a basic i'm a basic opening weekend that and doug benson's joke about the title for the fast and furious

and fast 10 year seat belt i should have been. They should have been. Should have been. Fast forward. Fast 10, most of this movie. Do you like them unironically, or you think they're bad? I would probably say it's a bit of, I mean, it's like, you know, there's certain movies where you bring Kleenex, and certain movies where you bring Reese's Pieces.

And this is a. I hate Pieces. And this is a. I remember when people say Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces. That's a Dan thing. Yeah. But that's, you know, it's a definite Pieces movie.

It's a Pieces movie. All right. I'm going to keep going because this is mine. PG and Pieces. The person behind the wheel of each stolen police vehicle was identified as, and I'm not going to tell you how old he was. Okay. We'll guess at the end according to their sheriff.

The news journal is not publishing the man's name. Why? Well, because there are some questions. Yeah. No, no, no. They're not raising the name, right? The man was charged with armed burglary of a conveyance, escape, fleeing, or attempting to elude

law enforcement. Two counts of possession of a firearm by a convicted gun. You don't need the gun. All you needed was a car. Two counts of grand theft firearm. So is this like, do you level up? Oh, you know why? No, because there's a gun in the car. That's what I was wondering too. Or was he, because then they almost make it No because there's a gun in the car. That's what I was wondering too or was he then they almost make it sound like

he held a gun to one of them and took the car. No it's like there's a shotgun hanging out in the back. They're like no one's going to steal this. The car was armed. He just stole the car which happened to be armed. So the city of Coco got a call about what time about a man who was

acting strangely, stepping in and out of traffic. When did this all start? Oh, stepping in and out of traffic. It started with that. They have nothing better to do? As the police talked to him, the man ran into the police car and drove off. So it was kind of a bait and switch.

They came to get him and then he stole the car. He was walking in and out of traffic. Weird. Do you think that's suicidal? What is that? Maybe. I'm assuming he has some issues, but bad day or whatever. But what time of day? What time that? Maybe, I'm assuming he has some issues, but bad day or whatever. But what time of day,

what time do you think this happened? I mean, now that I know that Florida isn't worse than everywhere, we just know that, but still, it's hard to undo it. So my mind up. Florida, I'm like noon, probably. I think it's like 6 p.m.

We're talking like rush hour. I'm going to go 11 a.m. 11 a.m. Get your answers in. Shout it out at your ham radios. They got a call at about 3 11 a.m 11 a.m get your answers in shout it out at your ham radios because this they got a call at about 3 45 p.m wow right in the middle you were all kind of right though to guess in the daytime like this was a daytime affair getting a rush hour uh she added the department's policy calls uh they call in for pursuits of high-risk crime so like this

they will they will call them in. This is a big deal. Like once he got off on the police car, then it was like all hands on deck. For sure. All right, we typically don't engage in pursuit unless it's a high-risk felony, which it was because he took the car. In this particular case, he took a police car

with arms in it. Dan, you called it. So that would be considered high-risk. Law enforcement officers gathered with shields and guns drawn and a police dog at the ready. Like the dog's going to the dog don't bring the dog also where we're in the road and they approached the stand so so the police became struck the the car became stuck in some woods some woods like to be fair guys what if that is the name of this forest it's not capital s o m

some woods yeah wait it became so it wasn't like he just stopped in my mind that was cooler because it's just like i don't give a shit i'm stuck so then the car's stuck and they're approaching with shields obviously they got to be safe because this guy has weapons in in the cop car sure and a dog what does vin do what does he do family goes out the other side of someone. They gather with shields and guns. They approach the stuck police car thinking that the man was still inside it, according to a video. You don't want to have one person just waiting by the car. Right?

Not one. No. Not even a dog. They used to pick up to block the car in. They're like, we got him. We got him. We got him, right? But as law enforcement neared the car, the man ran out of the woods, some woods, some woods, and jumped into another Coco Police SUV.

This guy is amazing. He's so cool. I mean, it's as long as he doesn't. Look, it's not his job to catch himself. No. It's your job to catch him. So he's going to keep going. He's doing great.

I hope his family's proud of him. I mean, on some level, he's two for two. Yeah. And by the way, like Wilt Chamberlain, who changed the way free throws were done in the NBA, you've got to change the way you pursue people who steal a cop car. If you plan it right. Leave one person at the car.

If you plan it right, the cops will bring your getaway car. He's helping them find holes in there. That's right. We need to change this. Not everybody goes. He's being the change he wants to see in the world. He's being the change he wants to see. There is video of this, but it wasn't attached to this.

We can search for it, but I can't find it. It wasn't attached to the article. It's vivid in my imagination. I'm sure if you Google guy steals two cop cars, you're going to find that video. Maybe Google it. No, no, no. I'm saying our listener. Okay. The man officers ran after him. Did you say our listener? Our listener.

Our one listener. Ran after him with one officer getting as close as standing right at the open driver's door of the police suv after the suspect hoppins died how do you not get him how do you not get him at that point according to the video the man open door you're as close to the open door possible and then he just goes the man took off again driving north in the stolen coco police suv it's still flashing some other way so he now has a blue light flash so everyone's pulling over to the side and he probably doesn't know how to turn it off no he did a story once

where a guy stole a cop car and then responded to a domestic call oh yeah dan that was like hey hero again yes so cool right right i'm totally on their side man once i get in the car i'm a different person the cop the car what is it's like the clothes make the man. The car makes the man and woman. Yeah, that's right. Thank you for being conclusive. Thank you. As he fled, an officer on the police radio advised, any other vehicle dealing with him, lock your doors. So now they're saying it.

I think what they're saying. Two in the hole. They're like, hey, if you're dealing with this dude and you get out of your car, lock your door. Lock your door. They learned. Do what we should have done. They learned.

All they're saying is we have the capacity to learn. Is that wrong? Do we want to condemn? I encourage any police department to say, you know what? We, from the people who live where we protect and serve. They did a little mea culpa. You guys do better than we do. We're willing to learn. Would you rather the Beastie Boys in, on Hello

Nasty did a song that had a verse similar to, I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat, or that they grow as people they grew as people so i say thank credit them for the growth they grew twice as slow as ai would have grown right well don't even we can't go down that's a dumb road we're all gonna run tell you about alan iverson uh police blocked off the entrance to interstate 95 shutting the highway down as commuters lined up on ramps i I'm sure they were happy. Oh, yeah.

You're commuting and now you got to line up while they handle this whole thing. The SUV ran off the interstate and into the median around the 258 mile marker. Chitwood said his biggest fear was that some woods mile marker to 258. Like they're so specific about the mile marker. Tell me the goddamn woods that it was. Nope. Some woods. Chitwood was the first person who approached the stuck police SUV.

Division Chief Henderson was there almost at the same time. Both of them locked their car doors. More law enforcement officers quickly arrived. This time the man did not get away. The sheriff added he was proud of how officers and deputies worked together. No. In the end. I mean, are you proud? Does he have to of that to save face right what else i get i'm very disappointed this is the kid hey mom and dad you

should be proud i made it home you should be proud i'm telling you the truth i was only a little bit late and not two hours i made it home not sleeping half off my bed with the front door open and my bedroom open. My bar was very low. His final quote is pretty great. Okay. Again, all he's doing throughout this article, Chitwood, is trying to get ahead of the criticism. Sure. Of course.

That was the Woods. Chitwood, sorry. Chitwood. It was the Chitwoods. Some Woods, it was the Chitwoods. We are trying to get, we are going to get criticized. Like, he just knows it, right? We're going to get criticized. How could knows it right we're gonna get criticized how could this happen or whatever that's the quote that's the quote

how could this happen or whatever he's trying to minimize it he's trying to minimize it so much whatever getting legally separated or whatever your mom and i still like each other. It's not your fault or whatever. He goes, Chitwood said, you know, that's a fair criticism. He said that. It's fair criticism. Is there a but? But, but, no but. But he kind of gives with a but, silent but. By the same token, people have to look and say, you know what?

They didn't shoot and kill him. True. No one got hurt. That's where we're at with the cops right now. Look, we didn't shoot and kill him yeah so i'm everything up you're right i'm home mom and dad i made it and so is this guy we deserve a high five we didn't shoot this does like verbatim sound like a speech brian cox's character in super troopers would give at the end like at the end because think of him he's

trying to deal with these yahoos on his force this This guy, Chitwood seems to be the same. Or Henderson, whoever it is. You're painting the best picture of it possible. Look, guys, I'm not happy with these yahoos I got either. That's fair. Or whatever. But it's not a Reno 911 sketch. Sure, that is.

Do you see Bangle out there being like, did we do everything right today? No. Did we kill anyone today? Do you remember when there's a little dark boat, there was a quote unquote shooting at Trader Joe's and somebody died but what actually happened

was the cops shot inside blinds. Yes. It wasn't like a shooter. So this guy's saying we didn't kill anybody. And I honestly go we could have easily done that.

We could have just killed people for fun. We probably should have. We certainly do that enough but we didn't do that. By the way, if they had shot him they would have been like

no officers died. No officers died. And we protected the public. All right. So this is like our new stand up bit where we say, like, we don't throw in our kids faces enough that they were never kidnapped on our watch. Yeah. Zero.

You're lucky, bitches. Yeah. You got to throw a big yeah down there. All right. We're going to get out of here on this. So far. How old is the man who went into some woods, stole two police cars.

Stepping in and out of traffic. In and out of traffic. And you know what? Changed protocols forever. Probably changed the police force. Lock your doors. It should have been protocol already. For the better.

He changed it for the better. How old? And no one died. I kind of want to say 17, just because you said you couldn't name him. And I'm like, maybe he's. Okay. 17. You're also going to say 17?

Yeah, that's what I was going to think. 17 and a half. Because I didn't give the name, 17's got to be... But I'll go 20 years old. 20 years old. 27. 27 years old.

Okay. Get out of here on this. Okay. First story almost in the books. This gentleman, shout at your ham radios, we don't know his name, is 33 years old.

Age Jesus was when he died, right? Jesus in the sky. It might've even been Jesus. And the next story is coming from you. We're going to find out what you're up to and talk to you about how people can follow Avital and just support her. And Ash, really nice to hear people say my name. I don't care what the last name, but the first name is perfect. We'll talk all about that and what we have going on on the other side of the break it's dumb people town don't go anywhere hey everybody welcome back to the show we are back with the great avital ash

uh you know i had the pleasure of getting to work with her at a show and watch her do stand-up and then i went that took the deep dive into um her standup and her Instagram, which is a wonderful follow some like killer. If you want to know how to post great standup clips online, some truly killer bits that you have on there that I love so much. And I just want to know how people can follow you and consume what you're doing and all that stuff. Thank you. I'm at Avital Ash on everything,

TikTok, Instagram, Twitter. And I, this is terrible that there's the instinct to like undercut but i do feel like okay fine i'll just stop just just just to try and do i'm going for um a lot what's that word you know a lot instead of quantity over quality so i don't love all of them but but there are a few that i've seen some great ones and you you've done a great job and it makes me want to see you more as a stand-up and whatnot. Do you have any dates coming up?

That's nice. Are any of these local? Yes. Well, I'm doing that same show that we met on Mishigas on March 15th. Oh, that was super fun. Because it's all crowd work. Yes. Which is super fun.

And then, yeah, I have a couple others, but I don't remember. I could pull out my phone, or you could just follow me on Instagram, and I'll post about them. Great. Awesome. I'm going to do it. And you did a little thing on Barry. You've done some great acting things, which is wonderful, too.

It's very exciting. I'm so proud of you. And it's like, it's great. What about you, boys? We are end of this month. End of March. End of March. End of March will be in Phoenix at Stand Up Live.

And we're going to be with our buddy, Jeff Baldinger, who's fantastic. He plays the piano at the comedy store. And he's been with, he came with us up in Seattle and Portland. If you were at those shows, thank you to that. But we'll be at Phoenix stand up live. One of my favorite rooms.

It's a giant room, huge room. Let's sell it out. We've had like some really good numbers in the last several shows that we've done. And let's hope it's an upward trend. And we just would love to sell those shows out because they're amazing. phoenix is a great place and a great place to do stand up so that's march 30th 31st and april 1st and then we're gonna be at moon tower together i'm so

excited we're gonna do tag it at moon tower we're like hosting this little uh par three golfing on on friday with like oh yeah it's gonna be so much fun it's kind of like know, we do the ping pong thing and then we've done the foosball thing with Kelsey cook. And now we're going to do this, uh, par three golf thing, which will just be a blast on Friday morning. And then we're going to do dumb people town.

So all great stuff while we're there, we do the goddamn comedy jam. Super fun. That's the third week in, uh, April, April 20th through the 20th. And then we're coming back to Minneapolis.

First time we've been in back in Minneapolis in like several years. Nice. Maybe five years, six years. So that's happening. And then we're kind of working on the summer. We might go back to Montreal. We'll be at Acme in May. In May.

Might go back to Montreal. We're going back to Ann Arbor in the fall. Of course. And then we're heading to, we're going to Springfield, Missouri, the Blue Room, November like 10th and 11th. So all that stuff, superscrollers.com, danielvankirk.com. Well, for all of my November dates, you'll want to go to danielvankirk.com.

But before then, I'll be at Moontown with these guys doing a live, doing a living wake. Such a fun show. Do you know who you're doing yet or no? I do, but I don't know if I can say. Are we excited about the guest? Oh, it'll be super fun.

And then a whole bunch of stand-up and then I do, but I don't know if I can say. Okay, don't reveal it. Are we excited about the guest? Oh, it'll be super fun. Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then a whole bunch of stand-up, and then obviously Dumb People Town. And then the next weekend, I'll be headlining with the Grawlix in Denver. So that'll be great. And then on the 14th, before all that,

on the 14th of April, I will be doing my Would You Rather comedy show in Houston, Texas. So go to danielvankirk.com. Love it. I want to throw out there, because I don't know how much this matters. I'll be doing some shows in New York the last week of March. I don't know where.

But then right after that, I'm going to New Orleans for the Overlook Film Festival, because I wrote and directed a segment. It was in my reel. You might have seen it. Of this anthology film that was a response to the overturning of Roe v. Wade. And we'll be playing there but what's really fun is in that short i played a cop and i got to drive one of those big so i'm like i know how to turn those lights on i locked my car when i got out of it i knew better i knew better than that so i think everybody's in new orleans come

say hi but mostly i just wanted to tie it back to the no i love that you did you have experience you know what's up i I'm basically a cop. You are basically. You have to tell us. Look, nobody got killed and no one got hurt. All right. Left it by some woods. All right.

You ready for this? But I survived. You ready for story two sent in by Joseph Gacchioni. Hey, Gacchioni. At Ancient Wisdom, D-U-M-B. Love this dude. That's good. Here's the, and you will love this because we're all actors at heart and we all want

that part so badly. Kentucky man posed as a dead body on TikTok for a large number of days. Now he's going to be on CSI. He got the part. As a dead body? As a dead body. Yes. This was his TikTok that he was like, I'm going to pretend to be a dead body.

In various locations. All right. I'm going to pretend to be a dead body. In various locations. All right, I'm going to get into this. Louisville. Kentucky native. Love Louisville. I'll be there in May. Yeah, we will have just, I think when this drops, we'll have already been there in Lawrenceburg, Indiana. So that show was amazing.

Thanks, everyone, for coming. Thanks for Louisville and Cincinnati coming out for that. Kentucky native Josh Nally. N-A-L-L-E-Y, Nally. Love his rap. Has zero acting experience. Okay, Kentucky native Josh Nally has zero acting experience. Way to put the guy down, right?

He clearly has experience. He clearly has experience. This freaking clown. But he's so natural at playing quote unquote dead. Yeah, we know he's not. When you say playing dead, I don't think you need to put the quotes he's not when you say playing dead i don't think you need to put the quotes in who's the devil honestly or if it's playing dead is in quotes then he's actually dead right so the the playing dead is the is the he's playing dead that he's

been cast to play a dead man on an upcoming episode of the popular cbs series csi vegas jay and i did csi that was we did the original did the original CSI. I don't want to yuck anybody's yum. You're going to shit on us doing CSI? Thanks a lot, Daniel. Wow, Dan. This feels like this is like background work. Dan,

I got any... You're going to love this guy. I'm not saying... Does the dead body get a flashback? Maybe. You're talking about a history pre-history maybe a younger kid acting as the kevin bacon in the big chill right or kevin costner kevin costner kevin costner in the big chill you know what i'm saying for anybody i don't want to i don't want to break the illusion for anybody but when you enter a contest in other parts of the country and like and you will get a walk-on part in whatever

they're essentially giving you what are walk-on part in whatever they're essentially giving you what are we thinking i know exactly what they're giving you a background now i don't get me wrong as a boy who grew up in rochelle illinois you love to tell me i could have gotten a walk-on part on night court okay old one new one's pretty fun too but old one or like you can't do that on television or any of those things, I would have lost my mind. But what you come to find out when you move here is it's the type of work for people who haven't figured anything out yet

or need money for drugs. Are they flying him out though? Because that's pretty glamorous. The whole thing can be awesome. Do you guys want to hear this? But also at the end of the day, your background. A background artist. Well the craziest like you want a contest to be on something. And I've done a lot of backgrounds.

So Dan, Jay and I were on the finale of The Sopranos. Jay and I, we were not on it. But Jay and I were driving and doing a gig, like, outside of Baltimore. So we flew into Baltimore and we rented a car to go drive to do this college somewhere. And we're driving, we're listening to the radio, and someone's doing an interview with the guy who played johnny sacks who i thought was unbelievable we're being taken to morning radio to do that show oh maybe and so we're listening to the radio sure in a sense we're interviewing johnny sacks johnny sacks who i thought was a great actor meanwhile his acting process just so you know he were like they're like the guys was like so why

do you get ready to get into this how do you do this character you do it so well he's like i don't know i just listen to their line and then i say my when their lips stop moving i say the line that comes next and then i don't even like wait that's you're not i'm doing it wrong you're not engaging at all i'm like whatever no it's his line my line his line my line i'm like that's not how it goes but whatever you're fantastic but i think he was like really mad because the woman who played jenny remember like who clearly was not an actress she was like made fun of she was overweight did great she won a contest to be on the show so i'm sure he was like oh i gotta who's jenny jenny was sort of that johnny sacks wife that was always always having like uh struggles with her diet uh herself professed

um that it was always an issue for her and then their daughter gets married and he has to get let out of jail spoiler alert but also where yeah where he's um none of this is sounding familiar at all really this is all she was just a larger larger woman and it actually made you like i'm like you're not understanding anything about acting you being in love with this woman and not caring about how she looks made me love you more you don't know about her johnny said she won a role and then just they kept her on yes okay so you never know that's incredible yeah yeah if she starts becoming a diva then you go all right so i got an email from cbs said that they'd seen me on tiktok and wanted to offer the part who's going through tikt TikTok looking for dead bodies? A CBS executive.

Who sent that email? Les Moonves. He doesn't even work for CBS anymore. At first, I didn't believe it. But they flew me out to California. I love it. I love it. On Spirit Air.

It turned out that Mario Van Peebles was the director. This is insane. That episode. So besides getting cast in the show, I got to meet him, which was great. But my guess is that he played dead. I'm going to show you a picture of him. This is him just playing dead, hanging out on the set. Wow.

Right here. More of an uncomfortable nap. Yeah. It just looks like someone's going to wake him up. Is he dead? No. Get him out to the set. No, he's not moving.

Oh, God. Oh, he's just kidding. He's napping. We worked on, I forgot what movie it was years ago. It might have been Bubble Boy, but someone was talking about they knew people who worked on the crew of Waterworld, and they were like, because widely regarded as the biggest waste of money ever, and they were like, just people were just sleeping, crew members just sleeping throughout the day of work days and they're just like

burning through money is that water well yeah nally who hails from elizabethtown about 45 miles south of louisville was asked to the set of csi after the show producers in los angeles spotted his macabre yet hilarious will be the judge of that series of tiktoks although it is kind of funny sure for the past year the and we'll get to his age later restaurant manager has campaigned for the role of an unalive person i love that like you can't say dead anymore is that didn't they already say it in i guess on tiktok people will not say dead yeah and they won't say suicide yeah yeah you have to say unalive oh unalive person movie or identifies an unalive i don't know By creating daily posts at various locations around the bluegrass state.

Although locations are always different, his posture seldom varies. This is sort of like lazy planking. Planking? Yeah. Remember how simple our world was that we just were like, oh, these people plank everywhere. That was the trend. Although this would be alarming if someone didn't know what was going on. Sure, of course.

Most often he's face down in snow, dirt, grass, or rocks on the bank of a river, someone's front lawn or a local park. If he's face down on your front lawn, you come outside and you come on, you're going to be like, what is going to terrify? Yeah. How does he not, how do people not see him breathing? Like, how is he? Is he very good at this?

He's really good at it. Anybody face down anywhere. That's scary. That's scary. That is scary. Actually, I disagree. Face down with your arms back. My time living in some not so great neighborhoods, I always had a rule.

Face down, fine. Face up, dead. Face up, dead. Why face down, fine? It just seemed like so many things. Face up, I was always like, you OK? Face down, I figured they were asleep. You can barely breathe face down.

It depends on the position. Occasionally now. Yeah, if they were literal face down, then I'd be like, just call. You're thinking more like on their side, taking a nap? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So face up always scared me more. But he might be the dead body guy from now on. Right.

He'd get 20 rolls like the guy who was like, you can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay, but you doesn't call me johnson right all right so there was like an old guy from the 70s who like that was the only thing he did but he was like in 10 ray stevens no you can call me ray i'm gonna find it look it up occasionally now he changes up his dead guy pose slumps against crumbling rock wall why does it have to be a crumbling rock wall sure like that's how he died i won't uh slump in front of a fully intact rock wall he doesn't think he's good enough yeah reclines or reclines headfirst at the front of a set of stairs this is so weird these are all places by the way here's a here's another headline in the story just a quote just another headline

for another story never give a gun to a quote. Just another headline for another story. Never give a gun to a duck. That's just in there? That's just in there for another story. Like when you're looking at an article and you click on a link to another story, that's one. So now I'm going to give this guy a club. Also, true. Yeah. You know what?

But you know, I wouldn't think you'd have to say it. It's kind of like the laundry, the Tide Pods, where they're like, don't eat them. You're like, yeah, we do that. Oh, I'm eating them. I'm eating them. I'm frying one up. Check out his living underscore dead underscore Josh TikTok page, and you'll find more than how many entries with Nally in hundreds of lifeless scenes.

Nearly how many entries? I'm going to say nearly 1,000. 1,000 entries. You say 100. What do you say? 475. Okay, get your answers in, Townies. He has 350 entries.

Wow. 350, all right? So you're right there. You're the king. Such as lying prone on the banks of the Salt River, splayed out under the Corvette Museum sign in Bowling Green, or prostrate in the dining room floor where his family enjoys a Thanksgiving meal. That's funny.

That is funny. That is funny because you have relatives. No, they know that everything's okay. But also, yeah, that's funny that the family. Josh is doing it again. Everywhere they go with this guy. Everyone's funny. That is funny. That is funny because you have relatives. They know that everything's okay. That's funny that the family. Josh is doing it again. Everywhere they go with this guy. Everyone's so annoyed, I'm sure. Yeah, he's like, you think I'd look, you think I'd look cool over there? Dad, I don't know. We just have one family meal where you're not. Can we please not do

this again? When are you going to do it? Just let him do it. And then there's like people yelling like, let him do it. I don't want him to do it right now. Let him do it. I guarantee probably Louisville is going to invite invite him to like be dead on our 50 yard line or be dead like school like schools athletic places are gonna be like from the star of the background of csi josh anyway i'd like for him to step it up and do a little more like harold from harold and mod where like the deaths are hanging actual hanging death oh thank you very much great call i don't uh like speaking on camera he said but I can lie there and act like I'm dead pretty easily.

So he doesn't want to speak on camera. So this is his dream. So does my teenager every morning. Having done more than 300 of these posts, I've progressed and gotten better. You get better at this stuff if you do more. At first, he's honing his craft. Listen, at first you could see me breathing or the fake blood looked really bad i've gotten rid of using the blood and got it better at holding my breath that's what it takes yeah hold your breath houdini if the animals that sometimes

trip him up like an above ground diver he often gets friends to help make the videos which once included a few unruly goats and And there were many videos that include his dogs. I figured out the best way to have some kind of movement in the videos so it doesn't look like a still photograph. One of my dogs still seems curious about what I'm up to. The other ones are just kind of wanders and then wander off. Are we going to get some followers? So they're not your dogs. They're not his goats.

Not his goats. First of all, don't lay there. And also, if you widened out, there's probably three or four more people doing the same thing. The star is Mark Helgenberg. Randy's showing us the Hollywood Walk of Fame and our guy laying there. When he traveled to California for his CSI Vegas debut, they took him to Hollywood Walk of Fame to pose for his famous one more one on the live videos. They wanted me to pose next to CSI legend Marge Helgenberger's star and asked me to bring a towel to lay on because that sidewalk is really dirty. Dan, you're right.

But I forgot. So rather than laying face down, I kind of turn on my side and play dead. The thing. So basically, if you go face down, you're face down and you're drinking someone's urine. That's right. If that's what you like. I don't want to yuck someone's yum, Dan. Sure.

The thing was, the sidewalk was really, really hot. For his television debut, he spent two hours in makeup and then lay very still on a gurney for three or four takes to get the look in the scene just right. We had to redo one take because I had my phone in my pocket and I forgot to turn it off. Do you love this guy? Do you love this guy? Do you love this guy?

What, dead guy can't get a phone call? You know, I think I've told you, I died on ER. I died on Agent Carter. On the final season of ER, I was doing background work. Brian Henderson, I know, threw someone on Agent Carter,

so it is a small role. Oh, there you go. Do you know him? Who? Enver. Oh. He is on that show. Or maybe it was also a movie. I'm thinking of the show.

The show. He was on the show. I'm very new to LA and I'm doing background work and I always made it a habit to try and like ingratiate myself because you never know

what could happen, right? Sure. I love it. What we tell everybody. I'm at Warner Brothers lot and i go up to the guy who's kind of in charge of wrangling all of the background and uh i said hey i'm daniel and he's like okay so if you need anything uh i'm here and he's like yeah and i go all right and he's like just go over there such a great interact i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna go over there and he's like that's what i just said great okay so i go and sit down and this is probably six seven o'clock in the morning you've already you know it's background so you've parked the farthest away and you've walked as far as you've

been there for an hour and a half already and i'm sitting there and i look over at the guy and uh i see his head kind of up like scaling like looking around scanning yeah and he looks at he looks at me and i'm already i'm like a i'm so new to la i'm like a golden retriever yeah i'm like alert yes yeah and he's like he gives me he gives me that oh god calls you over to the couch the feeling in your loins at this point i walk over walk over, and I'm like, hey. And he goes, do you act? And I go, yeah. Goddamn right I do.

Yes, I do. Actually, I said, yeah, doesn't everybody hear? He goes, no. No. No. Most of these people are either retired or practicing acoustic guitar or trying to get weed money. Right.

And I was like, oh, OK. Great. And so he goes, we have an actor who didn't show up and we have to shoot this can you take dan this is the story dream can you take direction and i was like i went and sat over there so then he goes okay come with me so then i go with him and so uh the the guy he was in er he his character had lost an arm uh like by a helicopter a famous television actor um he was directing that episode and so uh they told me like so you're going to um we're going to come in and we're going to have these scenes and these are your like lines and then they're

going to be trying to save you and then you die and and uh it was a whole like moving like the classic y'all are like coming through the shot and so i'm like laying you know and i do the whole thing and they shot that on day one that was the first day of the episode and then they were like so we need to establish you being here yes so for the next four days i was laying in a hospital bed oh my god uh in the background beautiful wow first day the whole time i'm like this you know like they're like daniel you need to just stay true that's it and by the third day i slept all day every day just laying in a bed and they ended up cutting it so much that you like it's barely me coming in and then you see them trying to save me and i think somebody goes yeah that guy died like it doesn't you guys want to see the makeup this guy had look Look at him. Oh wait, you moved it. You moved it.

Wait, wait, Dan, that's unbelievable. I know, I'm so happy for that version of you. Yeah, I was ecstatic. Oh, so he's been, he's gotten a autopsy. Yeah, they're going through his thing. And so it's fun. By the way, dead man

can still have a phone ringing. No rules against that. The heart stops. Of course, it was a telemarketer calling. By the way, dead man can still have a phone ringing. That's true. No rules against that. I don't know why they had to cut that scene. The heart stops. Of course, it was a telemarketer calling. That was kind of embarrassing. I love that he had to add that detail. Of course.

My friends and family knew not to bug me on this. Possibly spam. Anyway, although Nelly doesn't plan on quitting his day job, he also doesn't plan on giving up the ghost of the TikTok campaign to play on a live parts of the future. He should be the unalive here. Like you can say dead in a fucking article. Exactly.

He's actually. So then they go right after that. He's actually received several offers to play dead. All right. They're immediately like, we don't care. Yeah. I think just trying to find other words to not say dead over and over, including in a music video. And there have been a few low budget movies that have also reached out for

now. Nelly is weighing his options while continuing to produce Tik TOK videos, most of which promote the upcoming appearance on CSI Vegas, which airs November 3rd, which already, you can find it. So I originally got this idea, seeing a woman on Tik TOK posting about hot sauce.

Wait, what? And got offers from a bunch of hot sauce companies i thought if i was creative enough playing an unalive person you can say dead i think he's just tick tock he can play dead but he can't say dead i could get the attention of a television show or movie production company and how about that it worked i love this guy much. So we got two things we're going to guess here. Okay. How old is this wonderful guy? Wait, no.

How old is he? I'm not going to do that. How old is this wonderful dude? I mean, based on the glance you gave me. Yeah. Because sometimes the pictures you show give you a wrong picture of what it is. So it makes it even more difficult. I'm going to say he's 51 years

51 years old 43 okay jay 58 one of you is one year off okay so we can all go up or down up or down i'm gonna go 50 44 57 get your answers in tony's because this young man naley josh naley is 42 years old. Oh! It feels so good. It's so good to be close. How many days... This is my ER moment. That's right. How many days did he pretend to be dead? I said he pretended to be dead. But not consecutively. Yeah, right. It's days he's been doing

this for? Yes, where he's pretended to be dead. He's not like lying there. He's been the dead guy for how many days? On TikTok. How many days has he posed? Oh, man. 300, maybe he's doing i'm gonna i'm gonna say 111 days okay yeah are they kind of adding all the hours of each one i don't know you guys have to tell me i'm gonna say 114 i like it what do you say 150 114 114 111 112 212 all right get your answers in townies uh we have one more segment. It's going to be fun.

But he posed as a dead body on TikTok for 321 days. Oh, there you go. So he's doing one a day. Yeah. Have you guys seen, it feels so similar, even though it's a different thing, but it keeps popping up on my TikTok where it's like either a woman in bed or a man in bed or sometimes a woman and a man in bed and what looks like a ghoul behind them and i always get sucked in for just long enough where i'm trying to figure out if it's like an animatronic some kind or someone in a costume

and then i'm like this is what they want is me to just stare at it long enough right yeah it could be an old showbiz pizza commercial speaking of showiz, this is the old show. This version of this guy who did one thing and was booked on all these comedy shows. This is it. How are you this week, Mr. Johnson? Oh, you doesn't have to call me Johnson. My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. You can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay.

Or you can call me Johnny. Or you can call me Sonny. Or you can call me Johnny. This is his whole thing? This is all. And he got work. Work. And there was no TikTok. So what was he doing? He just did it.

He just did a roundhouse on Hollywood Boulevard. Which he doesn't call me Johnson. That's it. Dan, give us a little taste of what we can hear in this quick segment three. Oh, a Lamborghini problem. That's what we all suffer from is champagne problems, Lamborghini problems.

Avital Ash is here with us. We're going to do one more segment. It's Dumb People Talk. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Daniel, take us home. Okay, I got a fun little story. Okay, let's do it. Sent in by Travis Yates at the Travis Yates. Is is that steven elton yates son i don't know fort lauderdale florida okay right back right back uh here's the headline lamborghini suv lands on roof of fort lauderdale home slides off catches fire what? I know. This is also like

a Fast and the Furious. Like the beginning of Magnolia. Yeah, like all the cars are just driving. A Lamborghini SUV. By the way, have you seen Lamborghini SUVs? They're crazy. They only come in mustard yellow.

Or like lime green. At that point, it's just an suv so i mean is it that much better dan i don't know oh i'm sure it is i'm sure it has i'm sure it has that engine in it right i'm sure it just goes a lamborghini suv landed on the roof of a fort lauderdale house seems plausible slid off and burst into flames before the driver fled the scene. What? So at what point though? I'm just going to try.

Because the driver didn't flee the scene before it landed on the roof. I'm going to just, I don't want to drive down this street. My ex-girlfriend lives on the street. I'm just going to jump, try and jump this house. So my guess is they were driving on like a curvy street and went off the side and came down. The incident occurred. A curvy street that like is high. Elevated over houses. Like not a highway, but just a high up the street.

Wait, she grew up in Florida. There are not a lot of hills in Florida. Am I right? No. No, I'm trying to, I can't even. Imagine how you would go. The incident occurred just before 3.30 PM on Sunday. Could have made that a guess.

Did you drive onto a trampoline? What's that? We don't have time. 3.30 PM on a Sunday. On a Sunday. That is relaxed time. The Lord's Day. Right.

You should be relaxing, not driving cars on top of roofs. 1,100 block of Northwest 7th Avenue. Put it on the walking tour. Fort Lauderdale Fire and Rescue Assistant Chief Timothy Heiser told WSVN that the Lamborghini SUV crashed into another vehicle and then flew through the air. Oh, my God. About how many feet? Oh, so crash and up. Flew.

So flew would be on a trajectory. Yeah. I mean, Jason. 40 feet. 40 feet. 25 feet. I'll go in the middle. 33 feet. Okay. Fle flew in the air about 30 feet

landed on a roof of the house right here i don't know where that is yeah right by some woods right here right here hit the tree see where i'm pointing readers hit the tree hit the tree this is obviously when somebody pointing, readers? Hit the tree. Hit the tree. Hit the tree. This is obviously when somebody says something on camera that they put into written form. Right here. Hit the house. Right here. Hit the tree.

Hit the tree. Went over there. And fell to the ground and burst into flames. By the way. It's kind of a hat on a hat. That is a little like. Yeah. In a movie, it's too much.

We got it. We landed on the roof. Just cut at the roof into the roof uh by the way kudos to the house for being strong enough to bounce to sustain yeah to sustain a lamborghini being hurled 33 30 i'm just imagining a lot of trampolines like yeah how is it bouncing off of the house i can show you some pics that's the problem that's the last time you drive into a sky zone yeah exactly so it gets up and then you can see after it's like all charred the charred remains of it well

this will uh be uh in the youtube video this is one where the cops could be like and no one got hurt and it would be impressive oh my god this is insane it is a small house so let's be honest yeah but all the more strength a lot of strength in that sturdy little it's like the ruddy of houses just a ruddy little fella who's that little house that then just a little house that could the little house that could that could stay up um what kind of a house you got so like in the selling of the house moving forward can take the impact of a lamborghini yes uh suv my favorite bathrooms my favorite person in this story just just on name alone, witness Clarence Middleton. Great name. Watching a lot of things.

I am not related to the queen. To the princess. I'm going to tell you what I didn't see. Don't start out like that, Clarence. Let's tell us what you did see. A whole lot of nothing. He told WSVN he saw someone stuck inside the mangled suv so he helped pull

the driver out we know clarence but the driver didn't wait for medical attention gone gone i'm out of here he knows he's screwed up this is a quote from clarence middleton he's drunk he got up and ran off with no shoes on with just socks on just glad there was evidence because i feel like otherwise no one's gonna believe no one's gonna believe no but also the fact that clarence has just seen a car go into a fly through the air land on a house hit a tree fall down burst into flames he's like that motherfucker only had socks on and then he turned to everyone said now do y'all want to see a civil war sword yeah like oh no no firefighters well depending on which side firefighters arrived a short time later and extinguished the flames. Employees of Westway Towing, which was called out to haul the vehicle away,

took pictures of the aftermath, which you can see. I wonder if it's a stolen car, because why else do you run? Or you're drunk. Or you've had, or you're, I mean, if you have a Lamborghini, I'm assuming you're not drunk, you're probably coked up. Yeah, maybe. You don't drive a Lamborghini. Drugs are stolen.

Drugs are stolen. And yeah, it would be cocaine, you're right., you're probably coked up. Yeah, maybe. Drugs are stolen. And yeah, it would be cocaine, you're right. The driver of the second vehicle, yeah, this wasn't a parked car. They hit an oncoming car that just rode up. With it? No, no, no. I probably rode up the front of it, rode up the front of it, and then just took off.

There was a trampoline on the other car. That bounced on top of the trampoline. It's is a trampoline on the other car that bounced on top of the trip it's carrying a trampoline home 11 years can't wait to get this trampoline home for our kids 11 years ago we saw a man suplex another man outside of a gelson's suplex what is it suplex sorry yeah suplex oh it is a suplex uh what is it uh of had it in my head and then grabbed him by the waist and then went straight up with him and then fell down on the sidewalk. Yes. We saw that happen in Silver Lake.

Two people that you didn't know. No, people we didn't know. Obviously, neither one of us will ever forget that. If you watch any car in any residential area, even in an arena, go 30 feet through the air, you're never going to. So there's a video that i highly recommend watching like over so in silver lake where i am there are some hugely huge tall streets baxter is a huge street i had to drive over it when there were

some street closures and like you just go very slowly over the top of it and even as you're like a roller coaster right and if you're in an su, because you can't see what's on the other side. You don't see what's coming. Someone took a Tesla SUV. This went viral about a year, year and a half ago. And just sped it up as fast as you can. Gunned it. And it flew probably like 85 or 100 feet. Hit about four or five cars. Hit a whole bunch of parked cars.

I'm like, dummies, what are you doing? And it was rented. I want to see the video. Was it rented? Oh, my God. It's insane. It seems like you have to try to do that that you can't accidentally bounce off of one car onto a yeah this guy was like idiot drunk i'm trying to get i don't know that's why he ran the driver

of the second vehicle walked away with only minor injuries amazing so i know uh henderson's gonna be happy about that nobody got injured clarence henderson uh and nobody was in nobody inside the home was injured either. Firefighters said the house had to be vacated because of the extent of the damage caused by the crash. I mean, they should get like a swimming pool. Honey, what was that? You go look. Did you hear?

Oh, I think it fell off and hit the tree. Well, who cares? Did you hear that? Look in the morning. The tree. Yeah, look in the tree. That's our show, friends. There you go.

Look at that. Be careful out there. That's all, Ash. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for having me. And as we say, oh shit, we got to get back to work. Boom. Stick around.

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