Dumb People Town - Brad Williams - World Of Laughter, World Of Tears

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

Comedian Brad Williams (Starfish on Veeps) stops by as Daniel describes a man who claims he was kicked out of yoga and gave a girl a concussion due to his large penis, Jason explains how 2 people were banned from DisneyWorld after a fight over a photo, and Randy warns against using a drone to ruin peoples' pools, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT. Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information.

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Restrictions apply. See website for details and important safety information. Hey, townies. Welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Williams. Bradley Q. Williams. All right, buddy.

You finally guessed my middle initial. Quimby. Yes, Brad Quimby Williams. Bradley QAnon Williams. He is the man behind all of the rumors. I have a theory about him. Dude, it's so nice to see you. It is so nice to have you back in the town. I'm glad to be

here in the new studio. It's been said a million times. You always christen something with a dwarf. That's right. This is not the rule. it means six more weeks of winter yeah uh whether it be a cruise ship where you smash a dwarf on the side and then see what happens i don't want that to happen i'm guessing that in your chest so you are the unique you like randy and i we've talked about this so many times like there is this factor of you're out in the

world we're out in the world together We're out in the world together. You're out in the world. Dumb people come up to you. You're a dumb magnet. You're a dumb magnet. So you know it. We feel it, too. They're attracted.

They want to see you. Dan, you don't have to experience it. Yeah. So you're a straight, cisgendered, white male, able-bodied, damn you, bearded guy. Bearded guy. The most Dan will get is, what time is the bar closed? And Dan will be like, I don't know. 2 a.m.?

I get like shaved head shade. Yeah. That's it. Dan's like, hey, you going up? What's the biker festival up in? Sturgis. You guys going up Sturgis? When does Sturgis start?

When does it start? Dan, you don't have to have details on Sturgis. I would never go. You guys have never been to Sturgis, right? No. You know who, didn't like Brian Posehn do comedy there? No, he did it at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Oh, that's a whole other deal.

By the way, I feel like you would crush the hell out of that. I want to. You should do that. You hear me? Any Juggalos out there, this guy's getting. I'll bring my own Faygo. I'm fine. I'm into backyard wrestling

I'll do all the things So I love you You guys threw things at Tila Tequila I don't think you'll throw things at me No I think they'll respect you She's dead right? Her career's dead She's alive

Aaron quick with the Tila Tequila He just tried to kill Tila Tequila Oh I don't want her to die Didn't it feel like tragically you would have thought Aaron quick with the tequila He just tried to kill Teela Tequila Aaron's like oh no she's like Oh I don't want her did I Didn't it feel like tragically you would have thought Now you tried to kill Teela Tequila Even the Juggalos didn't go that far We just wanted to hit her with bottles of Faygo

We just want to hit her with Faygo we respect her So you're a dumb magnate And the world's getting dumber and we all know it We have dumb stories sent in by our fans There's time so My opening act he's a big fan of yours friend of yours uh jb ball great comic uh african-american gentleman we do a meet and greet after the show uh almost every show even though even though we're doing theaters and it's it's about an hour and a half meet and greet don't care i'm there let's take sure i love it uh there's constant moments when

we're doing the meet and greet where i look at jb and i go holy shit people treat you that way and then he looks at me and goes holy shit people say that kind of stuff i mean so it's all on display the vast majority are great the vast majority are wonderful there's always there's always a few and that is what these stories are so So we get our stories sent in. Let's jump into that. We'll talk about what you have going on in the top of the second segment. But Daniel, let's jump in. This was sent in by Carlene McDermott at SheBeCarlene.

One of our stringers, as it were. I love her. I kind of want to do something we haven't done. Do it, Dan. I want to start out by showing you guys this person. Please. Yes. My. Oh, my God. Well, let guys this person. Please. Yes. My. Oh, my God.

Well, let me see this. He looks like. Did he start the fire festival? My mic just tapped out. We got you. We got you. My mic. Randy's on it.

Yeah. Look at this gentleman. That is. There's. There's. There's a. There's. There's a chromosome that's added.

That's Harry. Harry Conn Harry Connick Jr. Jr. This is a real person. It's like a copy of a copy. Like 3D print me Harry Connick Jr. This is multiplicity. This is the... It hadn't to be you. Doesn't he look like AI?

Bad AI. Wow. It looks like his mouth, like they took it from another person and put it on him. And it's like, can he grow a goatee? Yes. Should he grow a goatee? No. He's an agent who represents magicians.

Exactly. Right. Right? He's a magic man. Whoa. Here's the headline. Life with one of the world's largest penises. I was banned from yoga and gave a date concussion.

God. Come on, man. What did Walter Payton say, Dan? Wait, so that guy you just saw has one of the world's largest penises. Which is why he's able to look like that. He got kicked out of yoga, and he gave a data concussion. So you know you're meeting two tree posts. Right.

Sir, your stump is in the way. Sir, we're in Warrior 3. You're still in Warrior 2. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. He gave her downward CT. That's right. For reference, the average erect penis, do you guys know this?

Seven inches. Oh, come on. Seven. Six. I'm going to say five. Fingers crossed. Six. Let's go.

Come on. The average erect penis is 5.2 inches. Yeah! I'm killing it! Yes! You hear that? You hear that, world? Not everything's dwarf on this man.

Yes. With a circumference of about 4.6 inches. God damn it. So we're going to guess how big this guy's junk is. I'm way below average of circumference. Matt Barr's penis. Matt Barr's penis. Wasn't Matt Barr a kicker?

For like the Bears? Matt Barr? Or like the Browns? Cleveland Browns? Clearly. Aaron, Matt Barr. You got to let us know if he was a kicker? Like the Bears, Matt Barr? Or like the Browns, Cleveland Browns? Aaron, Matt Barr, you gotta let us know if he was a kicker. Matt wasn't the foot that was kicking. No, exactly. More of a pendulum swing. Yeah, exactly.

Matt Barr's penis measures in at? We're gonna guess. Yeah, you can guess. I'm gonna go 9. 13. 13 inches. 14 inches. At over 11 inches Wow And then they write this also like

12 inches when in a penis Pump you don't need it Why is he first of all why they He had to have offered that that's That's Brock Lesnar using steroids Okay like at that point You know we call Lisa Leslie in high Heels you don't need

it you know we call that a comedy a hat on a hat you don't put a hat on the hat it's a condom on a hat it's a condom on a condom he had to have said you gotta hold on put this in pump it up yeah yeah i mean when fully someone was like how big is it and he's like 11 and he could tell that the reporter was like not impressed right 12 and a... When I pump it, it's 12. It has a circumference of over how much? Now, the average circumference is 4.6. That's all the way around. Not diameter.

We're not slicing through it. We're not doing a section. This is all the way around. I'm going to go 6 and a quarter. Yeah. That's good. 5 and a half. 5.

7.75. Get the... That's and a half. Five. 7.75. Get the... Oh, my God. That's a Coke can. So here's the deal. The foot... That's... That's liquid death.

That is liquid death. That is literally... That's what he calls his penis. That's what he calls his penis. Liquid death. No, I mean, that is... I mean... Hard death.

Okay. Representation for the YouTube audience. That's too much... That's not... That's fine for a drink yeah not fun for sex for a person yeah i mean women don't want that but i don't know maybe they do some probably do but i the point is that so now i'm just thinking about him getting kicked out of the yoga class because you're like if you know that that's what you're packing yeah you

don't wear short shorts yeah you gotta wear a snuggie or you gotta wear like pants like loose fitting sweatpants yeah or he's getting hard in yoga class and i don't think i don't think i don't know at 11 inches i don't think he was run ronnie run like falling out of the bottom of the old matt bester sketch yeah new cb yeah i don't even think he's getting because if you're doing yoga especially like hot yoga and and you have an 11 inch penis that's seven inches around if you get hard i think you're passing out i think you're legit passing out you just that's just a lot blood i have a friend i have a friend who's in college she went to hook up with a guy and uh he they took his uh pants off and she just goes i'm sorry no

i can't that's not gonna damn this is like you in the arch. Yeah, I know my limits. So Dan, when we went to the St. Louis arch, have you ever been to the top of the arch? I have not. Okay. I have had the toasted raves at the bottom of the arch. No, no. You know why you got to go to the top of the arch?

Because you won't think the elevator's too big. Right. Or too small. Too small. Dan, you'll think it's perfect. Also, stop calling it an elevator. It's like made for you. It's a pod. it's too small too small dan you'll think it's perfect stop calling it an elevator it's like made for you it's a pod it's a pod so dan you are fucking ass you sit into it ass to a knee you're like in a tiny hot tub that's what it's like so i'm standing full you could

stand full you could stand on the chair but like i'm walking running around yeah you do a mirror mini marathon yeah i'm doing fine but Dan got up to the elevator and literally- I sat down. You sat down. And he said, I know my limitations and got right off. Basically what this woman said. I know my limitations. I'm getting off this ride.

Dan didn't say limitations. He said limits. I know my limits. I know my limitations. I said, I'm sorry, guys. I'm out. And you were like, come on. You guys were like, you're giving me the old, come on.

I was like, I know my limits There's literally no matter how many sexual partners This man has had there is Part of his penis almost the majority Of his penis has never been Inside a woman Because there's no way it has all gotten In there his penis is like the comedy

Of Doug Stanhope there are Those people who understand it And love it to no end and is like This is the greatest thinghope. There are those people who understand it and love it to no end. And it's like, this is the greatest thing ever. And there are other people who are like, what is this? It's too hard for me. It's too hard for me. It's too long. This leaves Matt Barr.

Put me in the category of loving him more than anything. In the top 0.01% of the global population when it comes to penis size. But the Cambridge educated man is fed up of being fetishized. He's experiencing something you guys were talking about. Yeah, dude. It's like, he's a person. My mouth is up here. He's written a book called

Can we do it? Let's come up with the title of the book. Sure. Hard Times. The Longest Yard. There you go. What's the book? The the the lengths i will go to the air down there stiff competition that's pretty good picking up sticks he said it's called a long story life with one of the world's largest penises okay this is This is his calling card. This is like those women that go like, no, I'm too hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so hard being beautiful. Yes. He wrote a book. Right, and so I think he is trolling for people who would enjoy it. He's like, I have a huge penis. He wants to dispel the myths and misconceptions around the perks of being large in size.

This is him. This is like the senator of being large in size. This is him. This is like the senator tapping under the bathroom stall. It's his call. He's saying he's putting it out there. And also, can I say, for men that are probably like him, I'm not going to go write a book. I'm just saying. Well, no, but we don't.

I'm saying I'm not writing. Don't walk around with our junk hanging out. I won't write a book about it is all I'm saying. Dan's saying he's going to keep it to himself. Dan, are you going to keep it to yourself? hanging out. I won't write a book about it is all I'm saying. Dan's saying he's going to keep it to himself. Dan, are you going to keep it to yourself? Yes, I'm going to write a book about it. I'm not going to make a big deal about it. He said, it's a thing that people don't see as a problem at all.

It's either a joke on a mainstream show or it's promoted in pornography. That doesn't highlight the real concerns with it. Matt tells Metro.co.uk. And to which they're like, hey, we just asked you if you saw that auto accident down the street. Right. Why are you bringing this up? Guys, I... Right. Sir, we're just asking you how you feel about the funding for the new library.

Guys, I don't want to tell you. Is my life hard because I have an 11-inch penis? Yes, sir. How do you feel about the reconstruction of the tube? Speaking of the tube. Yeah, here you go. You know what? I'm trying to put this there.

It barely fits in the tube. He was once banned from a yoga class after being kicked out because his bulge was causing a distraction. That's right. He knows that, though. You put on the pants, you look in the mirror, you can see it. He tried to put it in child's pose. And yoga isn't the only thing that's off limits matt was kicked out of a hotel that's anal yoga off limits also brad is like doing every pose in hot yoga they're like sir

please get out of child's pose you're like this is downward dog that's my i'm doing all the things you're telling me you're still in child's pose You're still in child's pose. You're still in child's pose. Matt was kicked out of a hotel because he was accused of having an erection in the public pool. I mean. Riding a bike is near impossible. Well, okay. Wait, when he was in the public pool, was there a, I thought you were floating on a noodle. That's right. No, they're just kids riding.

Go get the thing that that guy, borrow the thing that that guy's on. Three kids are hanging out at the hotel with your kids just trying to like have a drink while they just entertain themselves. And this guy comes strolling along in between you and the jacuzzi. You'd just be like, look, sir, get away from the jets. There's a weird look. Like if that's the look on his face. I mean, it sort of is a hindrance on your

life yes i'm not saying it's not i'm saying what he's complaining about is like just tape it down easily also like riding a bike is overrated okay it just is like if you go your whole life without riding like bikes are fine unless you were like they're fine he could do it but it was near impossible yeah also scuba diving made him very self-conscious about being in a wetsuit. What? He couldn't scuba dive. He had to show it off. Get a bigger wetsuit.

His dating life has, of course, been impeded by his size, too. He says, we both laugh about it now, but I look at one point with a girl that ended up giving her a concussion just by swinging it. Well, don't do that. Well, don't hit her in the head with it. Well, don't Albert Poo holes her head. I know. What are you doing?

At the time, it was very horrific. But these anecdotes are the lighter parts of Matt's life with a giant penis. The darker realities of measuring over 11 inches are negatively impacted mental health, a lack of medical solutions, and a not so normal relationship with penetration. There you go. This is what Matt, who works in marketing, covers in his book. He's in marketing, which doesn't yet have a release date. He's marketing himself.

That's right. He is. That's what he's doing. Also doesn't yet have a release date. Is he going to have a full release date? Challenge people's preconceived notions about being well endowed. Okay, guys, I'm going to show you a picture of him fully clothed. Okay.

And you are going to go, yeah, you're going to get lookers. All right. So this is. I mean, it is. Massive. He has an armadillo in his trousers, basically. It's down by his knee. I mean, you got to start wearing Zubaz pants.

Am I right? All the time. Yeah. You can't be wearing. Why is he wearing chinos? Like tight khakis. Right? Also, I don't love the ombre shirt.

Just... Listen. I mean, do you? Talk... Talk to your boy Harbaugh. He'll tell you what kind of khakis will work. If you're having that... What Dan's trying to say

is if you've got those issues on the lower half you better figure out your upper half yeah go to parody go to parody you better button legend sweater you gotta button up that upper half literally button it up yep yeah or you need to become like a cloak guy yeah dude why can't he wear a long coat that's what i'm saying you gotta treasure all quarter length be duster. Be a post-apocalyptic guy. It's fine. You can't wear shorts. This guy cannot wear shorts. At one point. Dress for the job you want.

Matt was seriously considering penile reduction surgery, but realized it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. First thing. Cracked. Price. Price is a major issue. You guys want to guess how much it costs to get penile reduction surgery? Your pride? What did it cost me?

What was that? Let me think. I think when I did it, it was three payments. That was so long ago. I mean, it probably cost, was it in dollars or pounds? I got it in dollars. I converted it. Let's go $12,000.

Okay. So I had a kidney stone removed where they took a thing out from and went into the tip of my penis and went into the urethra, blasted out, blasted the kidney stone in parts and pulled it back out through there. That cost like $60,000. Did you see what they used? 12 is low is what you're saying. Did you see what they used?

No. Because I wonder if he's too long for that. Would they be like, we don't have a tube that's long enough? Yes. Yeah. We got to do this laparoscopic. We got to extend this catheter. They could send me up there with a squirt gun,

and I would remove his kidney stones. So I would say, yeah. He's like, what is this series of tunnels that I'm going through? Suddenly you're in Meow Wolf. He's like, what is this series of tunnels that I'm going through? Suddenly you're in Meow Wolf. I would say $80,000. Okay.

$120,000. $18,900. It's not bad. Way to go, Brad. But the thing is- Yeah, I won if we were playing Price is Right rules. That's right, you did. Now, we're not saying like, oh, $18,000 is nothing. No, it's a lot of money.

But if your life is ruined because of this thing, reduce it. And by the way, you can make that in a day starting an OnlyFans. Thank you. Just curiosity alone. Leading up to the scene. So you do the OnlyFans and you'd be like, take a look at it now. You're going to make all your money in the first month and then everybody's going to give you this. Yeah, a month.

Exactly. And that's all you need. Yeah. Done and done. Covered. The difference in penis enlargement surgery, that costs $3,700. That's it? Yeah.

Oh, man. What are we doing? Your Eddie leaves. See you guys later. I got to go schedule some stuff. I know that it was just conversational, but you go, what are we doing? What are we doing? As a dwarf, I hate that it's just conversational, but you go, what are we doing? What are we?

As a dwarf, I hate that it's easier to grow than shrink. Right. Right. I feel like that's an insult to me. That's a slap in your face. I'm triggered by that. That's a slap in your regular sized face. Yes. That if he did it would give me a concussion.

It's not a surgery that's done very much, he adds. It's super rare. We get it you're special man it can lead to poor erectile health afterwards it's visually unappealing because the way they can leave you with scars it's and it's a very severe choice oh yes the scars will will traumatize someone because dicks are so good looking also yeah like who's some are some get some david going and other guys i have a bit bit about this where I don't understand why we say, hey, are you good at delivering babies?

And the woman or man is like, yeah, 100%. We're like, awesome. Will you deliver our baby? Cool. And then afterwards, how do you feel about a little plastic surgery? You want to cut that dick up a little bit? What? There's no, or you do a brisk.

And everybody who's ever done a brisk. Brisk. Not brisk. It's not nice to eat. I wish it was brisk. I don't done this bris sorry not brisket i think i've done that before i'm almost not jewish you you do a bris right yes and everybody that i know that's ever had a bris do you know their number one criteria for the rabbi how funny was he yeah so the criteria for that is even this is like when we were on law and order and everybody was like you you guys are hilarious. We're like, that was a serious role. We're trying to be funny.

We're trying to be serious here. But like, yeah, so the bit is that you get men who grow up with just like these Neapolitan dicks because the person was like, let me cut this off here. I don't know, I just deliver kids. Right, they just did a bad job, but he was goddamn funny. Uncle Eddie loved him. Uncle Eddie wasn't

under the knife. If I was in a long relationship, he says, I'd want that to be an option we could pursue. But also I have the thought of what if I get a reduction and then I meet someone who would really like me when I was big. So now you've got buyer's remorse. Why don't you meet the person you're going to be with and then decide to release

the book. We're going to close this out. person you're going to be with and then decide to release the book. We're going to close this out. And you'll see people be like, okay, you release the book at a book signing. People will want to take pictures with your penis. Sure. And like around it pointing to it. You got to go point five. You got to go point five on the photo.

Can't go full chub. I can't get you both in there. I can't. I'm going to just put, I'm just going to set this on panorama. Is that all right? Uh uh i don't know why you wouldn't have already but earplugs if you have kids because we're getting out of here in this despite having appeared on channel four's documentary this is the show on channel four despite having appeared on i guess can we guess the name of the show go for it i mean because mtv is 16 and pregnant, and they have all this shit. So this is Honey, I Shrunk Your Vagina. Sure. Yeah.

I love that. Ready? It's called Kulo Breakers. Despite having appeared on Channel 4's documentary, The Back of the Mouth. My Massive Cock. Oh. Come on.

It's chew on the nose. BBC, you're better than that. By the way, that sounds like a sitcom on Showtime. Yes. My Massive Cock. My Massive Cock. sounds like a sitcom on Showtime. Yes. My massive cock. My massive cock. My so-called junk.

My so-called junk is great. Matt hopes his book will prove to be far more educational when it comes to tackling myth versus reality, as well as mental health implications of having a large penis. Here, let's just get out of this. How old do you think Matt Barr is? You saw him a couple times. I mean, this is big millennial energy. You think so? It's like... I want to say

29. Look at me. Look at my face. Look at my hair from 1997. He's either 29 or he's 44 with horrible plastic surgery. You got to pick. Okay. I'm going to go... No, he's going for... I'm going to go

34. Okay. Walter Payton. I think he's 37 years old. Okay. He's 43. Okay. He's ready to go 34. Okay. Walter Payton. I think he's 37 years old. Okay. This guy's 43. Okay. He's ready to meet someone. Matt Barr.

Matt, big down there Barr is, who's next? You set the bar very low. Is 40 years old. Oh. Split it. Split it. 43, 37. I said 37.

There we go. We split it right down the middle. Jay will be next. Hey, 37. I said 37. There we go. We split it right down the middle. Jay will be next. Hey, Judd Apatow, that's 40. There's enough Matt Barr to go around for everybody. All right, there's story number one down in the books. Brad Williams is with us. He's got a new special.

I do. I want you to check that out. We'll talk about all that and everything we have going on or Dan has got going on on the other side of this break. It's Dumb People Town with Brad Williams. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make of this break. It's Dumb People Town with Brad Williams. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town.

Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Brad Williams is with us. Before we get into what he's got going on and before we get into what Dan's got going on, Matt Barr did play. He was a place kicker who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Cleveland Browns. I was right about the Cleveland Browns. New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, and New England Patriots.

Nice pull, Ryan. Wow. He did have a big leg. A very big leg. Daniel, people can still see Wine Club, which is such a good movie. It's great. It's wonderful. Are you still getting love for this?

Dan was the lead in this movie, Brad. It was an amazing movie. Yes. Love that. Man, it feels so nice when people, like was at houston and uh people like we came because we saw your movie someone just tweeted us and you and said i had a date night and i came back home we went out to dinner we came back home we watched wine club and it was this is what everybody should do it feels great to promote a project that uh you love and you think people will really enjoy it's a doorway

to more stuff i I'm very excited. You can get it on Apple. And much like our first story, there's full frontal nudity in it. Male full frontal nudity. From? No, I wish. Nat Bar. I wish.

Nat Bar. I wish. I hadn't had the surgery yet. So go watch Wine Club. And then my special, Rose Gold, comes out April 17th. Oh, yeah. comes out April 17th and on the 9th I will be doing a

like a kickoff celebration celebration of it at the Elysian Theater. I'll be there at 7 o'clock. Yeah, I'll be there. I would love it. I might ask you guys to do a set. Who knows? We're going to kind of make it a party. That'll be up at Daniel Van Kirk if it's not already but I'm telling everybody first. Other than that

go check out my dates, follow everything else I'm doing new project coming from me as well everything's at danielvankirk.com rose gold april 17th i'd love to check it out brad williams that's awesome brad williams you have a new special on veeps which our buddy bart coleman is a part of so we know a lot of good people who are involved in that some great specials have been released there. Yeah, David Cross, Reggie Watts, Catherine Ryan, and if you're like... Blair Saki. Yeah, Blair's got one, and I've got one. And then, so,

Veeps is a site that you can subscribe if you want, or you can go a la carte. There's a bunch of concerts, like, by Alicia Keys, by Imagine Dragons you can watch. Yeah. Or you can watch comedy specials. Mine's up there. It's called Starfish. It's been up there since December 21st.

Why did I release it on December 21st, Sklars? Why did I release it? Because of Christmas. Because. It is the shortest day of the year. Yes. Yes. The winter solstice.

Yes, that's right. Marketing. That's so smart. Yes. Watch Starfish on Veebs. And then go to bradwilliamscomedy.com. See my tour dates. Oh, my God.

See them live. I'm doing theaters everybody god bless proud of you moved into the theaters i'm so loving get your tickets early i don't have screens up if you're too far back i won't see him he won't see me i have to i i'm very animated on stage the top of his head yes uh that's brilliant that's so great and this is i'm gonna say obviously we want you to support to support probably it was because we love him. But support formats like Veeps, because this is where people like us get to do comedy specials these days. And it's a great way to support comedy. So and like you just rattled off like a series of fantastic, hilarious people have specials there.

So when you get in there and Brad Williams is your gateway drug into veeps, you then just go check out all the other specials that are there, including people like David Cross who's been on this show and other wonderful people. Spell veeps so people know.

V-E-E-P-S. Like the show with the plural. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, like how your grandmother would pronounce the show veep. Right. Hey, I've been watching the veeps.

I'm watching the Veeps. And I got a serious case of the Veeps. Doesn't Veeps sound like a Vapors or something? For old people? I love that. And check him out live. All that stuff is great. And here's to many more good things for you coming in the new year.

Thank you. Shall we jump in? All right, let's do story number two. This is sent in by our buddy Jake Groney at Jake Groney. Thanks, Jake. Thank you, Jake. Here's the headline. This is sent in by our buddy Jake Groney at Jake Groney.

Thanks, Jake. Thank you. Here's the headline. Two people banned from Disney World after fight over photo attempt. You got to do a little bit. Banned? Banned from Disney World. Okay.

So they tried to take a photo somewhere you cannot take a photo. So what's the photo? So the photo attempt tells me that this guy tried it. So many times people try to do things at Disney you're not supposed to do, and then they die. Because Disney's got it dialed in. By the way, as someone who used to work at Disney... You did. I did. You were the beast.

I was not one of the seven. Fuck y'all. I went beast on you, player. Thank you. I appreciate that. I would have been the lower half. That's a huge cost. I was a universal escort for people.

That was my job. You did it too? Yeah. Constantly telling people, guys, let's stand over here. Let's stand over here. Get in line. Don't take the photos. Don't take pictures of this.

You know this is like the picture taking. Every now and then, a five-year-old steps out of line, you got to throw a forearm shiver. It's just what happens. There are certain cultures. We don't need to name them. There are certain cultures. Poll locks. Not in this stuff.

I don't know. We'll start bringing that back. That you don't, do not either comprehend or have any familiarity with or at the very least respect a line. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. There is that craziest story ever as a character host.

That was my official title. Character host. It was a family threw their baby at Mickey. No. Threw it? Threw. Tossed. Okay.

I will explain the story. So I'm out there i'm i'm talking with mickey and we're taking photos and we're doing the thing now we gotta do the thing where uh mickey's got to go get a glass of lemonade and then another new mickey uh has to come out so i tell everyone hey mickey's gotta go get a glass of lemonade but he he's a little hot and then somebody's like shouldn't he have an arnold pal? And you're into that discussion. And we're doing that and I say, stay

right here. Don't go anywhere. He'll be right back. And we have to do it on that voice. Okay, everybody. So Mickey, I used to do this with Shrek and Fiona. We'll be right. He's just gonna have one Mike's Hard Lemonade.

To deal with you, people. One Lemonade. One cigarette and one good cry, and then he'll be back here. Going to jerk it once and then be right back here with you. I say that. The family comes up and is like, can't use the accent, can't use the language. But just keeps saying one photo, one photo, one photo. And I'm just like, stay right here.

He'll be right back. He'll be right back. And this argument goes back and forth as I'm trying to get Mickey out. Then the mom just yells out, Mickey. Mickey turns, lobs the baby. Lobs. Not even a heads up? No. Not even a thick bath? This is seared into your baby. Lobs. Not even a heads up? No. Not even a thick bath?

This is seared into your mind. Seared. Because I have a thing, too. Because you're seeing a baby in the air. You never want to see a baby in the air. No. Babies don't belong in the air. So the guys who are in the Mickey costume, they're looking through the neck, right?

Well, it depends on the costume. Mickey's got eyes. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, right? They're not looking. Well, it depends on the costume. Mickey's got eyes. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, sorry. Probably mouth. But it's still hard. It's mouth for Mickey. The vision is not great.

You don't have your periphery. That's why we have an escort. There's a lot of times where we're like, all right, we're going to go this way. Yeah. And so Mickey holds out his arms and the baby just lands right in the arm. No way. Dude, this is better than that Tyree catch in the Super Bowl. Perfect catch. No way. The family

takes the photo, grabs baby, says thank you. We got it. Mickey's walking back and he laughs. Like a bouquet. Whoever catches this is going to be pregnant next.

They take the photo with the baby. They steal Mickey's wallet. Because isn't that an old gypsy move? That was the old, yeah. Oh, my God. That was Anthony Clark's old joke. If someone throws a baby at you and you're a yuki, you swat it to the ground.

Swat it to the ground. That's one of the only fights I got in. That was my move Is I throw something at you You catch it, nut punch That's what I do So Mickey catches the baby That is maybe the greatest catch of all time

Unbelievable Lin Swan eat your heart out That is the immaculate reception We get backstage This is what I want to know The first thing Mickey says to you. What the fuck, man? Tears.

Tears. Just tears. Of course. It was terrifying. Insane tears. Mental breakdowns. Yes. Of I almost killed a baby.

I'm like, you didn't kill a baby. You saved a baby. You saved a baby. You saved a life today. And Mickey took the rest of the day off. Oh, yeah. As expected. He took a mental health day. Oh, my gosh. As day off. Oh, yeah. As Mickey took a mental health day. Oh, my gosh.

As Mickey should be, yes. Now, if it's Goofy, Goofy catches the baby and then spikes it. Why'd you throw a baby at me? Sometime when, like, next time I see you at the store or something, we won't do it here. Yeah. In real life, I will tell you a Dora the Explorer story that will make you will, your mind will melt. How about we do it on our Patreon? You have to join our Patreon.

We'll do it on our Patreon. And then I have a Bugs Bunny one, too, of a friend of mine. Who is it? Bugs Bunny at Six Flags St. Louis. Oh, God. That is. I know it. It's one of the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life.

Ted, no, but I just am imagining that Mickey is crying, but is talking about the trauma in the Mickey voice. I almost dropped the baby. I'm having a really hard day, guys. Hard day. Listen, I've got some emotional trauma. See, all these feelings are coming up. Wasn't that horrible when that woman threw that baby at me?

I didn't know what was happening. Mishka moshka, I can't catch it. Also, while you know I'm due for my union break. Which is real. Does anybody have a pack of... I saw that baby coming at me, and I was like, I think I'm going to let this baby die. Then I put my hands out, and I caught got it i need some marlboro i haven't i haven't drank in six years you go get me some johnny walker red everyone knows i can't get many pregnant i don't know how to handle babies

i'm gonna sit in my car and turn it on in the garage that's the last baby i'll ever handle there's a chance someone was taking a photo at that time and there's a picture of the baby. Mid-air. Somebody somewhere has a picture of the baby. A mid-air baby. That should be the new Nike swoosh. That's right.

Oh my God. We haven't even started this story. That's the crazier story. All right, two people were banned from Walt Disney World. We're throwing a baby. Got into a physical altercation at the theme park over an attempted photograph. Florida authorities say the fight broke out at the Magic Kingdom around what time?

11 a.m. 1 p.m. 1 p.m. 11 a.m. It's really starting to get hot. Yeah. So it's like. No one's eating.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say like. I'd say like 1130. So I say 11. And's eaten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say like I'd say like 1130. So I say 11 and here's my reasoning. Okay. You got to the park at nine.

Yep. You got in that magic. You tried to get your family out of the hotel and the your wife wouldn't come. Your daughter wouldn't come. Your son was taking too long and they didn't and everybody didn't want to go and you finally get there and there's a huge line. You get in the huge line and then someone forgot something. You got to go back and you got to get the thing there's a huge line. You get in the huge line, and then someone forgot something. You got to go back, and you got to get the thing.

You are really pissed. You're like, we paid all this money. I really want to go here. Right. And you finally get in at 10.30, and then the lines are enormous. And then you want to take a photo somewhere. This is falling down. That's exactly what I was going to say.

Are you ready? 2.30 p.m. Okay, fine. All right, so it's after lunch. They're tired. He's hadm. Okay, fine. All right, so it's after lunch. They're tired. He's had maybe had something to drink. Yeah, because normally you have a couple chicken fingers or a $22 burger. You haven't eaten yet.

You're ready? All right, here we go. Ready? A member of a family posing for a photo in front of the park's 100th anniversary sign. That's fine. Asks someone from another larger family to move out of the frame. The sheriff's office. Okay.

So now, excuse me, can you get your ass out of here? You're photobombing me by mistake. At that point, someone from the larger family punched a member of the victim's family in the face. That's an escalation. That's an escalation.

In the face. That is. Look at this brother. That is so. in the face that is look at this brother that is so in that's way that's way it was almost as in the face as much as jay's mike was covering his face in the face it's like he punched that is that's too fast that's too fast you can't go from can you please move out of this photo to punching your sister in the face yeah now if it's hey can you please move out of our photo racial slur all right it's on like but i mean for real yeah that is like a punch that was meant for someone else in another argument yes that's what i'm saying so at that point some of the largest many puncture member of the victim's hand in the face and then quote the fight ensued

from there oh yeah i'd say the fight already it's on. It's on. At that point. There's no ensuing. This is continuing. Who's that UFC fight where they just instantly start punching each other in the face? Fry Takiyama. Yes. The bell. Yeah. The ding. Two

unspecified people were issued a trespass warning which means they were not welcome on the property as theons of the sheriff's office said. If they return, they can be arrested. Who's going to enforce that? That's to me. Someone, by the way. Who?

Disney. Yeah. Their own police facial recognition. So they have facial recognition. You don't. Oh, 100 percent. Come on. This is my question.

I know certain comedy clubs that have that technology. You don't think disneyland has it if you're staying on property yeah at disney world yeah do you think that counts towards this ban like let's say you have four more days at pop century dan i love that you know the name every detail every detail pop center is like low end staying on property but to me it's sort of one of the best because it's a free for all. There's a casino there. But if you get trespassed from Magic Kingdom and you're staying

on property, are you off off? No, no, no. It just means you can't go into the park. We're in the theme park. But like any park, can you now take this over to Tokyo? You go to Euro Disney. Oh, that's even interesting, too. But I didn't even think about all the Disney parks that are in Orlando

because, yeah, Animal Kingdom, Epcot. I mean, I would say Euro Disney, you're probably cool. Do you know that Disney World... French Disney, you're required. If you find someone today, come on in. Have you showered? Wait, have you showered? You're not allowed in. Do you know that they've only developed a third of the land they own in Florida for the parks?

Horrifying. I mean. That's insane. That's insane. I think one park should just be an alligator park. We might get there. I want it. I mean. Hooks.

Hooks. You want to ride. You want to ride. Captain Hooks Alligator Park. That's right. You want to ride a roller coaster on Alligator Alley? We go right through that river. We go right through.

It's like. It's a swamp. It's like Thunder River, but there are alligators. Oh my God. Oh my God. And not to make it real my god how horrifying for the kids just to see a fight just any fight at all but a fight

with your family although if you're going straight to punching these kids have seen fights they've seen it but other kids around general rule of thumb you never want to get into a fight while happy children's music is playing in the background. That's not a good sign.

It's extremely depressing and too funny. It's too silly. It's a rough world after all. You don't think that's playing in the new roadhouse. No one was arrested because the victim did not want to prosecute, according to the sheriff's office, which added that the victim in this case

was treated medically on the scene. Video circling. I have not seen the video. I'm sorry. I don't have it on social media. It appears to show a group of adults throwing punches at the, you get the idea. Yeah. At the theme park.

A group of adults. It's a Raiders game. If this is the 100th anniversary sign. Yeah. You're not even that far into the fucking horse. No, you're right through the gates. Right through the gates. Right in front of the opening, like the flower.

This leads into Randy's trying to get out of the hotel. Trying to get through the gates. It's right through the gates. Right in front of the opening, like the flower. This leads into Randy trying to get out of the hotel. Trying to get through the gate. On the line. And the father's like, can you please go by Main Street? Ma'am, can you get out of the picture right there? Punch. Pop. Poppity pop pop pop.

Later clip shows authorities handcuffing someone on the ground. But the sheriff's office said it was unclear whether video depicts the incident in question. Don't resist arrest, sir. You did this to yourself. Representative Sir Walt Disney World. Bow your head in the car. Did not immediately respond to the questions. The theme park's rules.

You thought this was bad. You should see the Disney Who Skype. You have the right to. I think all instructions from the police should be given by Disney characters so there's there's an Instagram account that I follow that dubs over wrestling promos

with oh with that soft goofy soft voice oh really have you heard the one where it's like this woman's voice and she does like all the Ric Flair's she's like, I saw and if you take me I am the half lion.

Woo! There's one that does it with Mickey and Goofy specifically. Mickey is no longer the copyright is out. It's public domain. So we can run our clip forever.

The theme park's rules prohibit quote, using profanity The copyright is out. It's public domain. So we can run our clip forever. All right. The theme park's rules prohibit, quote, using profanity or engaging in unsafe, illegal, disruptive, or offensive behavior, jumping lines, or saving places in lines for others, according to the official website. Yeah, I mean, that will start a fight. Yeah. That's how you stop fights. But the park is no stranger to fights.

In July, three people were arrested on misdemeanor battery charges and one was hospitalized for a minor injury after they were involved at a fight at the Magic Kingdom, sheriff's office said at the time. That's like the photo spot. Everyone wants the photo with the castle.

Also take the photo with your phone and crop the person out. Crop it. Crop it out. Crop it out. We now have stuff that can be like, you take five photos. If one person blinks, you can replace their face with their other face from the other photo. You're good.

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. We're going to make that happen. That was your story. Was that what he yelled right before he punched him? Yeah. Pop, pop, pop. It's a world of tears, motherfucker. I'm going to give you a you a little taste what we got in segment three and then we'll come back we'll let you know what we have going on um okay it is you kind of are like this is harmless in some ways but

for the people that it's kind of annoying to it's it's probably the worst thing ever okay and you're like you can understand why they are pissed and it'll sort of open up a whole discussion about like people's use of airspace. All right, that's it on the other side of the break

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Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. Hey, y'all. Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk back here with the great Brad Williams. This is Dumb People Town, where people send us in dumb stories. Before we get into our last story, which is just, it's just a weird one. Jay, we've got uh

we're going to be in detroit michigan at mark ridley's comedy castle yeah first place you ever got paid to do comedy but we haven't been back there in 30 years because we always do ann arbor but they asked us to come back and we're like yeah let's do it so we'll be there uh february 29th march 1st march 2nd uh and then at the beginning of april that first weekend in april we'll be at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis with our buddy Nate Nate Abshire and then

we'll be at Moon Tower Comedy Festival at the end of that month and you'll be there too fantastic and then we will be in Salt Lake City at the Jordan Landing which I'm excited about that's the Wise Guys yeah Wise Guys Salt Lake City at the Jordan Landing, which I'm excited about. That's the Wise Guys? Yeah, Wise Guys. Yeah, it's great. I love it.

Salt Lake City, that's like when people find out that I'm a comedian, they're always just like, oh, so what's like the worst place? Like somewhere like Salt Lake City? I go, no. No. It's actually great. It's the best. It's great.

I love it. Rebel Mormons are the best comedy audience. Because they want people to come out. Yes. They're like respectful. People aren't getting wasted. It's great. They're not punching people in the face for being in their photos. So all that stuff is

just go check out superscleros.com. That's all of our dates. Shall I get into this? Let's do it. This is sent in by Matthew Friedman at not your AVG Matt. Not your average Matt. Thank you, Matt. Thanks, buddy. New Jersey man arrested for using drone to drop green dye in pools. Oh, man.

So he is screwing up people's pools. Right. Why? Screwing up their pH levels. Right? But if you drop green dye, like a few drops of that, it'll change your pool. Yeah. 100%.

Jay, what if that happened to you in your pool? I'd be mad. You'd be so mad. You'd be so mad. I'd be so angry. Well, first you'd be like, do we have algae in the pool? People are asking themselves. Because there are nobody saying to the other people, hey, is your pool all screwed up? What's going on?

Why is he mad at pools? This is the question. He's like the guy that was mad at oil cans. He's mad at these cans. He hates these cans. It's like, if you don't see it happen, you just come home and there's green. Your pool is green. Your pool is green. Your pool is green.

You have no idea. Yeah, you think it's the pool. You're not assuming, well, obviously. It's a drone dropping. A drone dropping. No. It's a guy with a vendetta against pools. He needs another hobby, right?

So this is new. Not since Draymond Green punched Jordan Poole. There you go. Has someone had this much of a vendetta against pools. Disrespect for pools. All right. 77 years old. Wife died 10 years ago. He has a disrespect for pools. All right. This is 77 years old. Wife died 10

years ago. He has a lot of anger. Just figured out how to use it. Doesn't connect with his children. Never was not allowed into the military. And this is his way to do operation. People talking to him while you hear right. Libertarian just got a Twitter account. Don't

tell me where I can't fly my drone. So then this now becomes an issue of what is your property? Does your property line go all the way up to space? Yeah, probably. If you're over my property. Like an end zone? Yeah. Do you go all the way up to, is it infinite all the way up?

Is it an asymptote? Goes up there and never really touches? No, because at what level does it get regulated? So I don't know that answer i know certain structures have that where it's like like i know like the white house as a usc grad i know that you learn that from experience i know the airspace directly above the tommy trojan statue is is protected yeah but i don't know about private private homes i'm not sure i know that the airspace around kat williams protected yeah i don't know that all right so this is a new

york post story so there may be i'm giving everyone a trigger sure alert alert and a trigger warning because there'll be cringe worthy parts to it always is residents in new jersey in saw their summer ruined their summer ruined ruined After a man used a drone to drop green dye in their pool repeatedly, leaving kids and adults alike sobbing in the heat. Okay. Wow, that's a little dramatic. You came to this place to swim. It's hot as balls.

You want to go swimming, and now there's green dye in the pool. This happened in New Jersey? Yeah. Now I'm getting some updated version of Sopranos. Like, hey, you should hire us to, you know. Hey, we'll take care of this guy for you. You got a problem with your pool? We got a pool cleaner.

Hey, if you don't hire us, I'm not saying something's going to happen to your pool. I'm going to say the green's not the only dye that's going to be around here. It's not the only thing. All right. Patrick Spina IV. Oh. I can tell you his age. Was arrested Monday in Absacon.

That can't be a real place. Absacon? To me, it sounds like a chest. I thought it was a version of absentia. Sounds like a convention for people with six-pack abs. This is the moment where I'm like, to the cops, if you go in there, you can lean on his neck for a little bit. For like five minutes.

Monday in Absacon after allegedly terrorizing local pools. pools i mean this guy had it in for the pool so multiple pools not like just one neighbor that he was pissed at for months months sea dye transforming the clear blue water into a nasty neon green sandra wools jone good job w-o-O-L-S-T-I-O-N. Wohlstion? Definitely pronounce that correctly. Operator and general manager of the Quality Inn in Galloway Township. Love a good Quality Inn. Her customers have been targeted dozens of times since late June, ruining their summer fun.

The girls are standing here like, oh my God, we want to go swim. That's actually great. That's actually very accurate. That was her quote. Oh my God, we want to go swim. Oh my God.. That's actually very accurate. That was her quote. Oh my God, we want to go swim. Oh my God. I don't think the customers are being targeted. I think you are.

Right. Quality Inn. Yeah. Some of them were crying, she told ABC6. Shout out to Quality Inn with an outdoor pool. Hey, well done. Don't get that all the time. Listen to this quote.

I mean, this is just great. The girls are standing here like, oh my God, we want to swim. Some of them were crying, she told ABC6. I was like, are you kidding me? I myself cried. I went into my office and i had a meltdown that had to do with my boyfriend but that's a whole other right this is once again like the disney story and i am hormonal give her let her get a glass of lemonade yeah it's a lot of emotion about a pool we got to get another wools gin out there look i am going through menopause so i have wild mood swings okay so altogether wulstian said it cost her how in the in the general range how much money to

repair the pool i'd say get the dye out yeah i repair it i'd say two grand three grand two grand three grand what do you think yeah for some reason, six grand feels right. And that feels high, but. No, if they have to drain the pool and fill it back up again. Or maybe repaint it. Scrub it. I'm going to say $9,000. Okay.

All of you are correct because it's several thousand dollars. They didn't give a specific thing. Several feels like what, four? Several is like. Could be nine. Four to six. Yeah. Four to nine. Four to six. Yeah. Four to nine.

Three to nine. There you go. All right. This caused serious damage to the concrete base of the pool. Yes. So the dye screws it up. Absicon, police said they got a similar report from a homeowner on August 13th. So he's not just targeting the quality in.

Right. He's going after homes. Whose swimming pool, who was swimming in his pool when it suddenly turned green. So I'm, this guy's dropping it on people while they're swimming. I'm going to show you, I'm going to show you the picture of it. Cause you will be mad.

You're mad now, but wait till you see what this looks like. Okay. But you got to remember. Okay. So that, just so you know, being a Chicago guy,

there's a part of me that's kind of cool with bodies of water. Yeah, you dye the river green. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but here's the deal. That color looks like if your levels aren't right and you have algae in your pool. So it looks like you need to fix something that's wrong. It looks like Slimer hit that pool.

It's just such a weird thing. That looks like the high C. Ecto-cooler. Ecto-cooler. That's what that looks thing. That looks like the high C. Ecto-cooler. Ecto-cooler. That's what that looks like. Very good. The investigation found that several other pools in Abscacan and Galloway were hit with the same dye throughout the summer with police discovery.

Like, we've got to find the summer. It's like a cereal pool. A cereal dye. A cereal dye. Theory? Just quick theory? Yeah. Follow the drone?

Follow the drone. Listen, man. I don't need your advanced analytics how to solve this working with the FAA I told you this was about

airspace this goes to the top baby police spotted the offending drone flying on September 1st so you see this

thing and what do you do like do you remember when you were at 9-1 when the plane when the drone 9-1

one guy one guy who's like got a little too much firepower is like, I'll take it down with a bazooka. You don't need to fire it down with that. But truthfully, I'm just gonna say Dan, you're just a big dad. I'm gonna say this. If

they, if the police used too much force in this case and just happened to like take this guy out. If they Chinese spy balloon, this thing, right. And they, and they assaulted him with like Waco level force.

Would anyone be that? No, I don't think anyone would be like, guys, they would just be like, we get it. So this is what's crazy. So they,

they tracked it to Spina's comfort solutions heating and cooling office oh 345 east whitehorse pike in calloway so i bet shut up for your head my guess is that he probably tried to do something for this and then yeah it's like spina was booked on multiple counts of criminal mischief i hope your business is released down bro prison on a summons pending court proceedings. The FAA warned that Spina could face fines of more than how much money? Ooh, I hope it's a lot. Because airspace violation feels like that's where it goes.

You jacked it up. Terrorism. Yeah. It's errorism. I'm going to say $250,000. Okay, what do you think? Ooh, that's a good one. I was going to say $100,000.

Yeah. Dan, what do you think? I'll go $60,000. Okay. What do you think? Oh, that's a good one. I was going to say $100,000. Dan, what do you think? I'll go $60,000. Get your answers in townies because he could face fines of more than $30,000. All right. Over the instance, that would likely have his drone certification suspended or revoked. Did you know you had to get drone certified? I didn't know that.

I just thought that I found a cheap way to Uber is the drone. Thank you. There you go. There's a lot of people out the beach that don't have their certification. You want to grab onto a drone and just fly? I really do. I want that to be dwarf. People are like, are they filming the Lorax?

No, that's just Brad Williams going on from the bar. And he's being responsible. He doesn't want to drive. Representative for Spina did not comment on the case, but told ABC6 his client is cooperating with authorities. Officials have called on anyone else in the Absicon or Galloway areas to contact police if they too have been a victim of the green dye. Well, now you sound like a class action lawsuit. And now I want to see that.

Yeah. Anybody. For your commercial. Yeah. This becomes like the new Aaron Brockovich. He's poisoning our pools. Have you suffered a green pool in New Jersey? Are you green with anger?

You could be part of this class action suit. You got to get yourself a chandelier. You got to. Have you been a victim of green dye in your pool? The only green you're going to get is money after you call Harrison and Barnes legal form. And the only person that's gonna die is Patrick Spina IV. Alright, so. Get yours.

How old? How old? We're gonna get out of here on this. How old is a guy who has a heating and cooling business? Yeah, that brings down my 77. And he's trying, you never know, and he's trying to, and he's operating a drone. That brings it down if he knows how to operate a drone. And he's trying to, and he's operating a drone. That brings it down if he knows how to operate a drone.

He's operating technology. He's operating a drone and dropping, he's got a vendetta probably against his ex-wife and he's taking it out on all these pools. Here you go. How old is he? Brad will let you go first. All right. So, small business owner.

Yes. And then the drone, like you say, brings it down. The anger, I think, brings it down. The anger, I think that puts it up. You're flying this like a drone. You're down, then you're up here, and then you're down here. I'm going to go, you just can't take it anymore, kind of a falling down thing, 48. That's exactly what I said. Oh my God, that's what I was going to say.

We all said 48. That's crazy. You started it. That's crazy. I was going to say 48. All right, Jay, what do you think? I swear I was going to say. We all said 48. That's crazy. That's crazy. I swear. I was going to say 48. All right, Jay, what do you think? I swear I was going to say 48. 44.

44. Go ahead, Dan. I mean, I was going to say 48. Yeah, that's good. I'll go 53. Okay. One of you is one year off. All right, I'll go 54.

45. 48. Okay. You said 48. You're one year off. Go up or down one. Oh, oh. I'll go 47. Okay. Okay. Get. You're one year off. Go up or down one. Oh, oh. I'll go 47.

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