Dumb People Town - Chris Cubas - Johnny Brisket Over Here!

Episode Date: November 2, 2018

This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!

Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news Breaking down each epic fail In Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this up

So listen to our podcast Dan with co-host Our man Dan Man, jerk, don't be a jerk Cause when the music hits the funny hits We are gonna take you down Stick around, make a sound On your downies, Dumb People Town

Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town Population you, population Cubist Population me specifically Population Chrisis. Population me specifically. Cubis. Population Chris. How are you, man? Good, man.

Glad to be here. I've been on the bus from Koreatown for like an hour and a half. Hey, man. My man. That's the best way to get you in the mood. You see some shit. You see some shit. You took that tour?

It's not a highly advertised LA tour, but it is a tour. Oh, it's the sightseeing. I haven't seen so many unattended dogs in my life. I don't understand. Wow. Hashtag Koreatown. That is a great way to set you up for the dumbness that will ensconce you moments later. You rode the bus.

Riding the bus was like goosing your mind for what we're about to do. Well, we're lucky to have you here. You are an Austin comedian that we love and someone that we always love seeing when we come to Moon Tower. Yeah. You are headlining the Cap City we always love seeing when we come to Moon Tower. Yeah. You are headlining the Cap City Comedy Club the week before we come. You're October 31st

through November 2nd or 3rd. Yeah, yeah. We come the next week. We go from the 7th through the 10th. It's one of the best clubs ever. It's the best.

I still love that club. There's like a handful of them. You know the ones in the country, but man, Cap. Just did Denver. We were going there. Going to Madison.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The good circuit. I got you. You got me. the ones in the country but man just did denver we're going there go to madison yeah yeah yeah the good circuit i got you yeah it is really the good stuff so uh that's great and you got a amazon documentary yeah i got this documentary on amazon prime uh i very i'm proud because i scammed a bunch of money out of and that's not true here's what happened i said i want to make a documentary about income inequality and they said that's an awesome idea what's your angle and I said you give me a bunch of money And I get to live like to 1% for 30 days And it worked They did it

What? They gave me a bunch of money And I moved into a mansion I met a bunch of rich people It's fun How was that? It was They're not nice

They're dumb They're dumb in another way They figured something out But they are not nice people I got on a boat I'll tell the story real quick I went on a boat It's not It didn't make the documentary It didn't make the cut But I got on a boat i'll tell the story real quick i went on a boat uh it's not it didn't make the documentary to make the cut but i went on a platonic date with a millionaire

matchmaker set us up and he's telling i was like you know you talk about how you you have all this stuff do you ever think about giving back yeah think about people who don't have and he said yeah man i was in uh half price books it was december it was like real cold out and his family came in and it was like a mother and father and three kids and none of the kids had coats. It just made me feel something like right in my heart. So I just had to leave. Anybody thought he was going to buy coats?

Anybody thought maybe that was the angle? He was like, I just had to look at those cold ass kids anymore. Shivering was making me mad. It was bumming me out, man. I'm sorry for harshing your... Yeah, yeah. Your nice, warm vibes.

Sometimes for the wealthy, the windows are tinted not so that people can see in and so they don't have to see out. That is the truth, man. That's the truth. Yeah, so check that out. That's cool.

So it's Chris Gets Money, right? Chris Gets Money. I love that. And just happy to have you here, man. Glad to be here. Because I know you know And just from your comedy and what not Very observant

You realize as we do know that the world is getting dumber Yeah it's a terrifying thing I've worked service industry for so long That you just see that like I saw a 45 year old woman Crawling across the street On her hands and knees And I was like I've never been that drunk in public

Not drunk! What? She lost a dare? I don't know what she was doing. She got across the street, stood up, brushed off her knees, and just walked the fuck away like a normal human being. That's a bet. I can only assume, but there was no one else around. She didn't meet up with somebody.

Nobody's taking pictures. Somebody's taking a photo. None of that. It was like two in the morning. That one was just for her You know what I mean? Sometimes you gotta do one Sometimes you do one for you You're doing a bit for no audience I love it

Well, listen You're like, I wanted to help her But I really just I just left I wanted to see it too No, I did not help at all I felt something in my heart I felt something in my heart

And then I just left It was heartburn I had spaghetti earlier Well, I am so happy that you're here Because we have got Great stories sent to us A great story sent by our fans. I haven't heard it, but I'm guaranteeing it's going to be good.

Daniel, let's get into it. All right. This was sent in by Joe Luttrell at The Gentleman Joe. Joe sends in a lot of stuff. Joe Luttrellio. Joe Luttrell. The Joe Luttrell Spreewell. After a watch was stolen from a Apopka?

A-P-O-P-K-A. Apopka? Apopka? What country are we in? We're in Florida. Oh, okay. The country of Florida. Yeah, okay.

So it's a different language. We're not even on this planet. The state of confusion. Yeah, Apopka is a pop-up where they sell bath salts. Yeah, 100%. They give them away, too. I didn't realize this was here. Shoplifters will not be prosecuted is what it says.

Grab at your own risk. After a watch was stolen from an Apopka, keep yelling at your iPhones because I'm saying it wrong, pawn shop. Investigators quickly recognized the suspected thief. So cops came in and recognized the suspected thief. came in and recognized the suspected thief. He was the ex-manager of a local barbecue restaurant frequented by the city's cops.

Okay, so if you know the cop, this is a guy who's like they'll never suspect me. Hiding in plain sight. You know what I mean? Don't rob any place with cameras if you have personal relationships with police officers. Don't rob any place. Period. You can start there.

But then also, you can back it up a little bit. Maybe you need to watch real bad. Your hands are covered in barbecue sauce. You can't get the bills out of your wallet. Also, I would say, don't rob a place if they can smell. You're going to walk in. You ever been in a barbecue place for 20 minutes? You smell like barbecue for like two days. Have you ever been near the open pit in the back?

I know Austin. You ever been in Franklin's in the back pit? I went to Cooper's one year. Franklin's in the back pit are you in Cooper's Jay and I went to Cooper's one year is Franklin's coming back or no that place is done no that place is oh it burnt but they got built back up

it's fine they're back to the lines around the block Cooper's is my spot yeah yeah yeah yeah but no smell is like the biggest sensory memory thing

in the world you're gonna walk in and be like smells like Steve in this place Steve came in here this brisket smelling motherfucker came in here Johnny Brisket over here Steve came in here This brisket smelling motherfucker

Came in here Johnny Brisket over here I came in here It didn't smell like anything It smelled like old shit And then all of a sudden The watch is gone And it smells like brisket

So yeah The cops look at him And are like Oh yeah That's the guy From the barbecue restaurant We all go to all the time But it was his

But it was the heist's Suspected getaway driver, Tyler, Jeffrey Dunn, TJD, Tyler, Jeffrey Dunn. To me, it sounds like a mom yelling at her two kids, Tyler, Jeffrey, we're done. You two are done. We are getting out of this Walmart. We are walking away from this water. He was later arrested on a slew of charges accused of repeatedly ramming a detective's vehicle at a nearby Wawa. Hold on.

Unrelated? This was on separate dates? At a Wawa later? I'm going to ram this detective's car at a Wawa. You're a guy from Philly in Florida who's so happy he found a Wawa. I'm down from Philly. We're down from Mount Oro.

And this guy's in my parking space. I'm going toilly in Florida who's so happy he found a Wawa. We're down from Mount Laurel. And this guy's in my parking space. I'm going to go ram him. You're a Philly guy who's found a Wawa and you're still going there for dinner. Dude, I can't believe there's a Wawa down here and this guy's in my parking space. I'm going to ram the hell out of him. I'm going to go ram him. Chris, have you been to a Wawa yet? Yeah, I was about to say this guy took my last plastic-wrapped turkey sub that's been sent out for two days.

That I love so much The one that's crusty for no reason It's so good It's so wet Why is it so wet? I don't know, but I love it There's moisture in it that should not be there I benefit health-wise from Wawa not being nationwide

Sure East Coast, baby The case began, so here we go When the manager of Cash America Pawn On East Main Street Add that to the Dumb People Town walking tour There you go Called police Sunday to report that a man Manager of Cash America Pawn on East Main Street, add that to the Dumb People Town walking tour, called police Sunday to report that a man asked to see a Samsung Gear smartwatch that was in the glass sales counter.

Ask for a fucking Apple watch. Don't slum down the Android, Bill. Maybe he's got a Galaxy Note. I have an Android in my pocket. That being said, I thought this was a watch watch. I thought he was like a Rolex. Some Pulp Fiction shit. Yeah, yeah. He stole a watch.

Oh, man. If that's where we're going. Hey, my watch. Well, in Dumb People Town, a lot of times things do end up in butts. That kind of thing. Not today. Yeah.

The butt is the carry-on of choice in Dumb People Town. He went the other side. He slid up the dick hole. I'm going urethra. It's my human dob kit. So the case began. Flesh dob kit.

When the guy asked to see a Samsung Gear smartwatch that was in the glass sales counter, then snatched the device when the manager looked away. If you're working at a pawn, it probably is that you have to maintain a lot of eye contact. Like even when you walk back to the cash register, you're moonwalking a lot of places. So there's a watch. First rule, that's training. Yeah, you learn how to cash. You learn how to cash by like muscle memory.

You're like, exactly. Tens feel this way. There's a watch repair shop where I get my watch repaired once in a while when the break breaks down. And it's on 3rd Street here in LA. And to get inside of the place, you have to buzz. Really?

Then you go inside this thing where the second door won't open up until the one behind you is closed. Why? Because they just have multiple $10,000 watches in there? They don't even have that. I think they have headshots of former sitcom stars up on the wall that they don't even have that. I think they have like headshots of like former sitcom stars

like up on the wall that they don't want to lose. Dave Coulier. Nobody's taking my Paul Reiser signed autograph. What was the woman from Up All Night? I'm mad about that. What was the woman from Up All Night? What was her name? Oh, Rhonda.

Rhonda Shear. Rhonda Shear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like 11 Rhonda Shear headshots there. The second lead on Silk Stockings right i i love that show i used to watch that show at night you know when it was on i don't know it was syndicated so it was late at night in rochelle you used to call it night stalkings i probably did the night he was the night stock silk stalker uh, but it was

I can't believe that they just let people, like a door should not be able to easily open at a pawn shop. Jay's giving some heat to the pawn shop for not. I'm not blaming them for letting someone steal something, but you should have like, the door should be like, if you don't have a vestibule

thing. I gotta tell you, I've been as someone who's been to a few pawn shops, that is not the case. Most times you walk into a pawn shop, there's just a big closet full of guns, and like, it's got all the only lock on it is like where they keep the HR files. It's just a bullshit file cabinet lock. It's just full of weapons. There's a pile of

like comedically large knives that shape like Star Trek. Go over to that comedically large knife. The handle is also the brass knuckles. Yeah, exactly. Chris, if you don't open a store called comedically large knives, that is a missed opportunity. So I'm looking for

like a nice pair of cutting shears. Do you have anything? And it's just the thing that you like go to bank openings with. It's got a cat and nine tails on the handle. The thief. Okay, so they run out.

Then the thief hopped into a waiting silver Dodge Challenger with a black racing stripe and sped up. You do not. Your getaway car can never be that identified. That car does not blend in. Never. You might as well have flames on the side. You might as well be driving like the thing from Back to the Future.

Right. But just has your name on the side. You might as well be driving the thing from Back to the Future. It just has your name on the windshield. Your gotaway car should always be like an Astro van, like an Astro minivan, or like a... Geo Metro, Geo Checker, Geo Storm. Like a beige Toyota Camry from the early 2000s.

Nissan Maxima. People won't even remember that you left it. What are you going like, I don't even know. I was looking right at it, and I can't tell you what it is. That weird predator waviness and it just disappears. Teleport it out of here. When a detective checked the shop

surveillance footage, he recognized the thief as the arrest affidavit states That's Barbecue Dave. The man was the former manager of a barbecue place on Main Street and how perfect for cops called Porky's. Porky's Original Barbecue. God bless you.

I mean, every cop. We strip these animals naked. And you can look at them through a peephole. And then you pick which one you want and then you eat it. Every cop walks into Porky's like, I can't believe we're doing this. I cannot believe we're doing this. The ribs are too good. Let me get one of those unarmed black man specials.

Can we just pile that up in a plate? Oh, my God. I can't breathe. ribs are too good Let me get one of those Unarmed black man specials Can we just Pile that up on a plate Oh my god I can't breathe This is so good Okay but you gotta When you eat this When you eat this You gotta attack it

From the back Can I say this I watched Can't eat ribs Because you can't have Anything in your hands When you finish You put your hands up

I watched Do the right thing Last night It was like a long time Since I watched Do the right thing I was like Oh shit The cops strang Thing last night It was like a long time since I watched Do the Right Thing I was like, oh shit, the cops strangled a guy I was like, how fucking crazy

Crazy and foretelling was that? Yeah, it's right on the nose I mean, just last week I threw a garbage can through a pizza shop What? They were closed and I wanted pizza It's a different, it's not really racist I just wanted hunger

I wanted a hot and ready And you have beef with Danny Aiello, right? Even though he passed away. He threw crumbled up dollars at someone. This is a quote. It should be noted that the detective wrote that Porky's is a popular eating establishment for Apopka law enforcement. The officer also goes on to say, quote, we have eaten there dozens of times while on shift and had numerous personal interactions with the suspect. Okay, so it's like...

Dave, it's Dave. It's like the guy in what's cop land. It's like the person who sweeps up the Elks Lodge that they all hang out at. That person decides to go stay. Right, they told him who it was. Without a mask or like nothing. You know what I mean?

Make a little bit of an effort to disguise yourself. Although it would be harder if you came up with a mask. Can I look at that watch or at least order with like that'd be on the phone. Sir, can you take off your mustache? I'm having trouble seeing it through my well, then take your mask off. Nope. My eyes wide

shut with eye holes cut out of it. The detective took a statement on the on the theft of the roughly $250 watch, which I think is overpricing it, then left and went to the Wawa on South Orange Blossom Trail, pulling into the lot, the affidavit states,

he spotted the Challenger, which was already parked outside the store. Easiest detective work ever. Yeah, he goes, oh, that Challenger just across the street that pulled into the Wawa? Yeah, the racing stripe. It's got a picture of

dave on the back that says i'm out of here the watch is taped to the side of the window but see this is dumb people town or like the guy who has all the relationships with the cops haphazardly steals a watch then hangs around identifiable car with his friend and they drive across the street across the street yeah you need a celebratory slurpee. Slushy. Right. The cop, quote, clearly recognized

the ex-porky manager who was still wearing the same clothes as during the theft. It was 20 minutes later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't have time. And this guy's not even

I don't change my clothes. I don't change my clothes when I go to a Wawa. He just really wanted a watch. Yeah, that's it. The detective turned on his vehicle's emergency lights. He just really wanted a watch. Yeah, that's it. The detective turned on his vehicle's emergency lights. He wanted a Wawa watch.

There it is. There you go. The vehicle turned on his, or the cop turned on his emergency lights in his vehicle, pulled behind the challenger. That's when authorities say, Tyler Jeffrey Dunn, the driver, tried to escape, ramming the detective's vehicle three times.

Backing into it. Yes. And also striking a nearby minivan as he fled the Wawa. I think he thinks it's a GTA. They're parking too close. They're parking way too close at this Wawa. So if you're in the Wawa and you see a cop car pulled behind a car that's next to yours, in your brain, you're like, oh, my car's going to get fucked up.

Oh, yeah. It's not ending well. I'm on the phone with Progressive at the moment before like, oh, my car's going to get fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on the phone with Progressive at the moment. Before anything happens. We'll just get preemptive. Do I have coverage? Where's the accent? You're like, it's happening right now. It's in the parking lot of a Wawa.

We got you. We have an auto fill on this phone. Jordan Rubin's joke. What time is it? You're like, I don't know. Let me check the watch that's taped to this form. Jordan Rubin's joke. What time is it? And you're like, I don't know. Let me check the watch that's taped to this window right here. Jordan Rubin's joke. Our friend Jordan Rubin.

You know Jordan Rubin? Great comedian. He's here in LA. Yeah, New York cab drivers are the worst, man. He's like, you can't do that. I was in a cab. He's like, where do you want me to let you off? He's like, just let me off up here on the right in that accident that you're in.

He's like, just let me off up here on the right in that accident that you're in. So then after the Challenger almost crashed head on into another vehicle, police opted against chasing it. I think he thinks it's just GTA 5 where like if you get out of that radius, he's free. He's not moving. This motherfucker lives in Wawa. What does this guy do that he's like, he's like, let me be your getaway driver. We'll take my challenger. And then he's like running from the cops.

Like you just stole. Are you going to challenge him? You assisted in the stealing of a watch. Actually, you could probably say like, I don't know, my friend went in and came back out. Any good lawyer is going to get you off on this. You haven't done anything. Well, except for attempted vehicular homicide. Well, that's what they will call it when you ram a police car. That's what I'm saying. get you off on this. You haven't done anything. Well, except for attempted vehicular homicide.

Well, that's what they will call it when you ram a police car. That's what I'm saying. Then you start doing it. So I've never played Grand Theft Auto. I mean, I've watched it a little bit. Is this kind of like what happens in Grand Theft Auto? Yeah, you can always run from the cops whenever you want. If your star rating is too high, you have to drive outside of this flashing perimeter,

and then you're free because apparently the cops just turn around, which I think is what this dude thinks is going to happen. He thinks he's in Grand Theft Auto. He's going to get to his driveway, and it's just home base, and he's safe now. I'm good. I'm good. But, Dan, your attitude is right here,

and I think your instincts are so right. As soon as you walk out of the Wawa and see a police car behind you, be like, what's going on? Is everything okay? I just picked up my friend at the pawn shop, and then we came here to Wawa. You just throw him under the challenge. Yeah, remind me never to do crime with anyone in this room.

You don't even have to admit it. You don't even have to admit it. You know your friend stole anything. You just be like, I don't know what you want. Coming in very hot at this cop, by the way. I don't know what you want. That's some white privilege, man. You tell me.

You tell me. I'll be hiding in the Wawa bathroom not moving. So then he takes off after ramming the cop car and hitting a van and almost going head-on into another car, and the cops opt to not chase him. Because they know they're going to be at his house when he gets there. They know where he lives. Or they know he'll be back at the Wawa tomorrow. This guy's not hard to find.

It's dumb people town. The cops are like, we'll catch up with him. We'll get him. We'll see him at the barbecue place. Besides, he's not... No, it's not even the barbecue guy. It's the other getaway driver. Dummy.

However. No, he'll probably hang out at the barbecue place. Yeah, sure. They're going to go on celebratory ribs. I'm there all the time. Rick, you guys coming back here. We fired you. You guys take Samsung watches.

I'm trying to buy some celebratory ribs. Trying to get some ribs. However, police began surveillance at Dunn's last known address. When the challenger was seen leaving there later, officers followed it to a Circle K on Orange Blossom Trail. I don't like this disloyal customer bullshit. This guy's going everywhere. Pick a side in the Wawa Circle K. He likes his chubby to be convenient.

It was there that Tyler Jeffrey Dunn began pumping gas and a detective approached him ordering Dunn to the ground. What do you think of that? I'm going to say he ran. He took the gas thing out, you think? I'm going to say ran. Oh, I took the gas thing out, squirted it on the cops and ran, ran, but done did not get back in the vehicle.

Even after the detective stunned him with a taser and he sped away again. Randy, you gave him too much credit ripping the fuel holes out of the pump. Good moment. I'm going to be honest with you. I've kind of always wanted to do that a little bit. A little bit. That sounds like fun.

Unless he has some serious priors. Let's keep in mind. He's doing all this having just driven away from a $250 robbery. Being an accomplice. Yeah. Well, the back of that truck is just full of child porn. It's just stacked like cutting wood. Stacked like cutting wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Children with guns.

Stacked like cutting wood. As he drives away, ripping the pump from his car, or it's still in his car, the hose whipped the detective, tearing away his gun holster. Now, that's kind of cool. That is amazing. That's the coolest shit I've ever heard. It's terrible. The hose whips back.

John Wick 3, baby. Yeah, that is. Hits the cop and just breaks his gun holster. John Wick 3. There you go. I'm not even going to say it. Dunn was later arrested after crashing into a light pole and briefly fleeing on foot. Tyler Jeffrey Dunn, give it up.

Tyler Jeffrey Dunn, this is like Grand Theft Auto. He's like, I will not never surrender. There's always a foot race. I can outrun this. I can jack another car on the way back this He's been trying to outrun his life Since he was born Running from his life Searching for his dad

Dunn was later arrested after crashing Like I said he crashed into a light pole Then he tries to flee on foot into a wooded area I found the cop I'm like dude We know where you live We know where you like to hang out We know where your friends are and and you've ruined your car, so you're not going anywhere.

You're done. He lives in the woods now. You're literally and figuratively done. Tyler Jeffrey is done. That's the title. Tyler Jeffrey is done. D-U-N-N. He faces several charges, including aggravated fleeing, aggravated batter on a law officer. I'm hoping that they meant to write battery, but batter on a law officer. I'm hoping that they meant to write

battery, but batter on a law officer is just throwing cookie dough. Cake batter. Aggravated batter on a law officer. Battery on a law officer. Driving with a suspended license. Reckless driving. Leaving the scene of a crash with property damage and resisting arrest.

Which one of those things is the only one that predates what he did? Driving on a suspended license. That's it. He did all of this. Because he had a suspended. Dude, come on. Dummy.

An arrest affidavit shows the former restaurant manager. Oh, we're still back to him. I forgot about him this whole time. I forgot about this guy. Old Ribs McGee. Do you think that the restaurant manager At Porky's was like Run some diversion And he went

To the hilt Tyler's like Tyler's like I got you I got you You need me to run it I got you dog Meanwhile the guy

From the barbecue place Like hit a safety deposit box With like extra passports And like cash He's fleeing the country He's born He's chasing for it He lays down

The Samsung watch In a safety deposit box next to 20 other Samson almost got them all. Yeah. I look at it. Take the ball for this one. This is what I love. So yeah, now we're back to the porkies, the former porkies restaurant manager, an arrest affidavit shows the former restaurant manager was taken into custody at the Wawa, but released after cooperating with police, identifying Dunn as the driver during the Wawa escape.

So he threw him under the bus. This is how much these cops like this fucking barbecue manager. He's gone. He threw him under the bus that he was driving. He gets to keep the watch. That's how much he loves him. It's a watch now. They're like, we'll pay for the watch. We know we all like watch. That's how much I love him. His watch now. We'll pay for the watch. We know we all like you.

You always threw us some extra smokes. Just give me a little, give me some burnt ends and we're all good. Burnt tips and some hush puppies. I don't really work there anymore, guys.

You heard what we said. You heard what we said. Make it happen and you'll be free. So it ends up that like because Dunn did all this crazy shit. He done did it. Yeah, that,

well, I'm calling him Rick. Rick ends up getting off on stealing the watch because he can just turn on Dunn, which everything is after the fact. These cops did not want to arrest Rick. They didn't want to do work. They like Rick and the barbecue. They like him. This is the power of working at a good barbecue joint that the cops like to get.

We'll get out of here on this. How old do you think Tyler Jeffrey Dunn is. Too much fun leaves marks in life. Living hard, you'll pay the price. Who is gonna get it right? Guess the age. Guess the age. This is the getaway, dude. All right.

You know he's got a charger. You know he's got a house. He's got money. He's got... You can go first. I'll go first. Okay. I'm bold with this one. Okay, do it.

This, I would say he is a Florida 36. Which is? Which is like the rest of the country 57. Based on like... By the way he looks. So he's 36, but he looks 57. Yeah. Also, he's lived 57 hard years.

Okay. Like a dog year situation. All right. He's 21 years old. 21. I think he's 27. 27 from Randy Sklar And what'd you say?

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The second leg of my tour is the first two weeks of November. I'll be all along the West Coast. Go to danielvankirk.com if you If you want to see me in LA, Phoenix, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, all those areas. Okay. Nice. Good. Your answers are now Tony, because Tyler Jeffrey Dunn, which by the way, they spelled J E F F R Y. So Jeff Fry, Jeff Fry, Jeff Fry, Jeff Fry. I feel like we could have named that. Tyler Jeff Fry Dunn. Named after most of his job titles. Exactly. That's where he works.

Jeff Fry. Tyler Jeffrey Dunn. We're going to get out of here on this. Is 25 years old. I'll take that. There we go. Well done.

Hell of a show, Chris Kibitz. Thank you so much for doing that with us. Thank you for having me. It was awesome. We got to get back to work. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Stick around. Make a sound. Calm your down. It's Dumb People Town. It's a good show.