Dumb People Town - Cipha Sounds - Dr. Ravioli

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

This week Cipha Sounds comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about twin love. The second story finds an odd surprise in the back of a woman's car. The final story is about being stabbed in the back.

Skypains Avenue Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population sounds. Cipher sounds. What's up, my dude? I'm in the town? You're in the town, dude. Welcome to town, my friend. You're perfect for this town. You were engineered to be a hero in this town. Oh, I love it.

Stupid behavior, right? Yes. You're like AI of stupid behavior. You're a dumb cyborg in our universe. I've seen you just destroy audience members and stupid behavior and stuff that happens at the Comedy Cellar. It's like all those clips come across my TikTok. I love it. I love that you're here at the table.

Dan did your show. Yeah. Come on. That was a great time. We met at Moon Tower. Yeah. Did you guys meet at Moon Tower? Yeah.

I saw you guys backstage before you did your podcast or right after. Oh, yeah, because you guys were all at the Pen Pals tape. That's it. But this is a school. I'm not, dude, but this is. I'm honored to be here. This is crazy. So what people don't understand, I don't know if our people understand or not,

like in the comedy world, in the DJ world, people know you. Like Dan said he was walking with you and like you couldn't go to your car without four people being like, yo. It was a lot of. What's up, Syphon? What's up, Syphon? What's up, Sy's up sean patton has this joke where he goes he'll walk we'll be walking somewhere and a and an escalade of four 40 year old black guys will roll up and be like i know that ain't safe for sam i know that he's like he's like are they about to fight i go no no

they're supporting me yeah i know that ain't son. It's like he came up with the phrase, bing bong, fuck your life. We talked about this last time we hung out in New York, and we talked about it on Pen Pals, but I need you guys to know, this is the person responsible for the air horn being a popular DJ sound. Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, wait. I learned this myself. Some way, somehow, I made it go into the mainstream. Yes. Some things I did. I didn't walk around campaigning for it. No, no, no. Some things I did.

But that's the way it happens. You don't expect it. It's like someone saying, go make a viral video. I can't. Right. He goes at me because I have a bit in my new hour where I talk about how we all hear the same sound but make that sound differently. Yeah.

Is your guys a P? I go, pew, pew, pew, pew. T and P. What is yours? What is yours? The original. It's more like a muted D. It's like a B, actually.

I'm M. It's M. What? Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew. Yours sounds like a motorcycle revving up. I love how we all have it differently, and we're all different people, and that's how we come to it. Well, I'm glad you're here today because this is an exciting.

We talked about this change on the show, and it really doesn't change that much because the show stays the same. It's three dumb stories. And we're supposed to wear reddish or rose-colored shirts. And that's okay. So we did, and you guys didn't find out. He didn't get the email. I read the extensive email.

It was extensive. That was not in there. Anyway, we're just making fun of Jason. But the point is that we're going to start the new kind of format of the show. I'm so excited. Each of us is bringing in a story. Usually I'm like the bridge troll who I read it all out. I have the story. But now it's all of us bring it in a story usually i'm like the bridge troll who like i read it all out and then but now it's all of us you get to play with us we don't know which is which we have a master

google doc that we're not allowed to read you're supposed to put a story in it's loaded on the stories and i get to start the first one world's getting dumber and now i people who are members of our patreon are so happy right now because they've experienced this for so long this is great and what's interesting is that dan has in the same way that you make your air horn sound your way you make it your way i make it my way and i do it right nope dan does it like a motorcycle the idea is that we have different angles is how we go at these stories so this is going to be cool jay go so i read this headline of this story and i will read you the headline in a moment and my first reaction was to throw up in my mouth. Okay, good.

You'll know why as soon as you hear it. And Dan, you'll totally love this. Seeing double. Artie, do you hate it? I hate it. We hear this all the time. Yo, man, I'm seeing double. It's like, no, we're two people. By the way, if you were seeing double, that's not good.

Also, don't be excited about it. You're having some kind of mental breakdown. Seizure or something. Also, if you were seeing double, that's not good. Also, don't be excited about it. You're having some kind of mental breakdown. Seizure or something. You're hemorrhaging. Also, if you're seeing double and one thing has glasses and the other one has a mustache, you are so fucked up. You're not even seeing double right. Right.

At best, you're seeing a find the five differences puzzle. At best. Well, this one has differences and this one doesn't. Hey, guys, I'm having an aneurysm. No, that's too much. No, that's so cool. A person really is, and the scholars don't care because they feel like they're doing like trope hacks.

By the way, if you, and I fear for the actual person who is seeing double when they're around us, because we're not going to take it seriously. No, we're going to shit on you. That's like crying aneurysm, which is like crying. So that's the beginning of the headline. It only gets worse. Is it colon? Seeing double.

Exclamation point. It only gets worse. Is it colon? Seeing double. Exclamation point. It only gets worse from here. Identical twin sisters marry identical twin husbands. I hate it. I hate them. This is some House of Dragons shit. So this is that you want the twins to marry so that you can have

the exact same kids. Or is this is like an experiment of like whose DNA runs faster fast i always tell people that you guys are extremely funny comics who happen to happen to be brothers oh and are twins and that is the order in which this goes because you work together because of your similar slide in there a little bit oh hey Oh, hey, it's assumed. But I'm just saying, you work together because comedically you line up.

It's not like you were like, well, I think this shit's funny and I think that shit's funny, but we gotta do this. No, you guys, you work together because you work together, right? That's it.

So at what point, though, do you remember the age? Let me ask Sypha, though. Am I, are we being, and Dan, are we being so sensitive to hate? You are very sensitive to it. Do we need to chill out about it?

Do we need to chill out about this? Is this just like it is what it is? You are very sensitive to it. What do regular people think about this? No, no, no, no, no. You're being sensitive to it. But rightfully so, though. Okay.

Because it happens to you all the time. I know, right. But twins marrying twins is weird. Am I right? Oh, no, no, that's weird. That's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I think it's weird when people tell me they can't tell you apart.

And I understand I couldn't be more inside of it. I'm like, you never took the time to learn one difference. Like, you sat with us for five seconds, and you're like, Randy has a mustache, Jason has glasses. I don't need to know anything else. That's it for life. I got this. It's not that far from how you learn any person's name, let alone whether or not there's someone else. These guys in this world. Okay, but I wanted to ask you a quick before you get into it

you guys remember the age at which you were like yeah that whole like we're twins thing is not three three years old you feel like but your mom told you no story we get to preschool yeah someone says you guys should switch classes oh on the preschool teacher. Yeah. And we were like, no. And so Randy switched shirts with a kid already in his class. We'll twist it. Did you say no out loud or did you use that twin thing you used? You know that mind power you guys have? Yeah, you know that weird mind power.

We sent it to him. This is sent in by Carlene McDermott. power you guys have? Yeah, you know, that weird mind. We sent it to him. All right, this is sent in, this is sent in by Carlene McDermott. At SheBeCarlene. This wonderful woman who sends in a lot of articles.

Let's dig in. All right. Yes, you are seeing double. Who is writing, are you writing this to somebody? Yeah. I don't.

There's probably an image, right? But you're not seeing double. There's an image that's really, really as bad. Like, everybody's dressed up.

But I'm saying, the article's saying, hey, that... I'll show you the image. It'll go on our Facebook page. It'll go on our Instagram and stuff. When you look at it, the first response will be like, white people. Yeah. Right?

Okay. White people. All right. These identical... I'm ashamed. These identical twin sisters married identical twin husbands. Well, they didn't marry husbands. They married twin brothers.

So already the article's failed. Right. Were they husbands with each other, and then they married them? They married them. This is what I wish I knew. Who wrote this? A child. A child who doesn't know the English language.

Right, and you're already picking something weird. Like, twins married each other. It's not a good article. Nope. Two identical sisters who each married brothers. Twin identical sisters married identical twin husbands, and now both couples have had a son. It's the worst written article I've ever...

Both couples had one son together? The bizarre family situation means the children, while actually cousins, are genetically more like brothers. All right, so this is weird. That's what I was about to ask you. You're right. Genetically also very similar to the same... It's all the same DNA, right? No, because...

Well, if they're identical. If it's identical twins and identical twins... Is it the same it's all the same DNA right no because well if they're identical if it's identical twins and identical twins is it the same it's like it's it's is it incestuous Oh DNA wise yes I think it's the exact same DNA all right because it identical twins split and they have the exact same DNA they split it in half so sure they'll somebody and you leave blood he get blamed. That's a joke in our act. If I kill, then he could take credit for it, which is exactly what happens whenever we do stand-up comedy. Forget it. I don't want to hear it.

Beep, beep, beep, beep. Hey, you ever have that feeling you don't know if you're going to ask a smart question or a dumb question? You have no idea. No clue at all. So let's say there's a woman named Sarah, and there's twins, Tim and Mike. She has a kid with – and they're identical, Tim and Mike. She has a kid with Tim, and she has a kid with Mike. I just did this recently on my show.

Yeah, go ahead. Is it the same – if they're both boys – Do they have the same DNA? No, no, no. They have the same DNA, but would those kids look very nearly the same? Probably. Yes. Yeah.

Right? If it's identical twins, yeah. That's where I feel like – No, no, no right if it's identical i know that's yeah that's where i feel no no no if it's identical twins absolutely yes because so they even though they each have their own set of kids they could have had the same kid unless and this is crazy unless i mean this is crazy i don't want to get eventually it doesn't. I know. But Dan and Sypha, I want to if if let's say she has sex with one twin and she has sex with Tim. Sarah has sex with Tim and they have the baby and that's all the, you know, the DNA. But then if she has sex with Mike, is that the other one that like maybe a recessive gene way in like on her father's side, like red hair. Maybe that comes out here.

Yes. So it's like you don't know what of her DNA is. Or how much her DNA versus his DNA is the makeup of the kid. Because two people have two daughters. Their daughters don't look exactly the same. Right. It's the same thing. By the way, also it is weird that this doesn't happen that often. All right. So the mothers, Brittany and Brianna Dean.

I'm not going to give you how old they are. We'll guess'll guess later see your parents didn't do that to you either britney no similar similar first names first like alliteration like mike and mark or bri bri britney and brianna yeah they were all deep i mean how much do these people like probably the kids of brad and brenda they grew up They grew up in Delaware, United States, and were always so inseparable. Oh! Okay. They're Delaware. That's a Delaware thing. That was an East Coast reaction.

That's an East Coast reaction because I have no idea. These Delaware motherfuckers are like, just start the article. That'd be like if someone's like, they grew up in Fresno. We're like, oh! Exactly. Grew up in Soulard. They set out looking for identical twins to marry. So this is the other problem.

That was their goal. It has nothing to do with love. Now they're getting into some weird stuff. Quantity over quality. If they wanted that, that's number one on the checklist. It doesn't matter who the people are. You know what these people have done in Ohio at least one summer in their life. They found Jeremy and Josh Slayers.

Not going to tell their name. They're sailors. Identical twin brothers who thought the same way. one summer in their life. They found Jeremy and Josh Slayers, not going to tell their name, or Sailors, identical twin brothers who thought the same way. By the way, I know their last name is Sailors, but I think it's wrong. I think it should be Slayers, right?

Yeah, Slayers. Can we get them to change it? They slayed Brittany and Brianna. They slayed them, am I right? Okay, all right. In the end, all four met at a party at the annual Twins Days Festival

in Twinsburg, Ohio. You called it dance. I knew it. This is a festival. I don't want you guys to ever go there unless you're doing a field piece for the Daily Show. Or for getting paid like $200,000 to do stand-up. So funny. So this came up.

There was a TikTok from Twinsburg, Ohio, and my 15-year-old daughter sent it to me. And it was like, you should go to this. And I was like, I will never, bro, ever go to this. She's like, it'd be fun. I was like, no, it wouldn't. And then I was talking to my 17- and 15-year-old daughter, and this was the reasoning that they said that you'll never go. This is what they said to me.

They're like, you're never, I was like, do you really think I would go to that? And they're like, no, you wouldn't. You'd be like, oh my God, this is so expensive. expensive parking is so hard to find this is too expensive and this is i would never fly here i was like okay none of the shit you're talking about is about me going to a stupid twin squad it's all about me not going anywhere you know you as a person oh this is too much trolling i'm so upset i'm like okay wait. When did this become you guys attacking the shit out of me? I'm on a vacation center on the table and decided as a joke to be like, I'm going to do impression of you.

That is the beginning of the end of everything. Like my daughter's like, ah, I broke my arm. And you broke your arm. You should just walk it off and feel better. I'm like, what? You're eight. So I don't care about you. It's so crazy.

Oh, my God. So twins. I'm like, what? You're eight, so I don't care about you. It's so crazy. Oh, my God. So Twinsburg are never going to go. Jeremy and Josh went on to propose at the same time and naturally with matching diamond rings. Of course.

So they don't have an identity. No, their twin thing is their identity, right? That's it. That happens to twins a lot. That's the beginning and the end of it. Yes. So this is what Dan was saying at the very beginning of this whole story, which is that Jay and I have worked so hard to get away from-

Our entire careers to push away from. Our entire career is to push away from that concept. And you know twins that are like you guys that try to push away from it. The only twins we've ever connected with in this universe usually are one of two twins. People who have their own

identity. They're like, oh yeah, I'm doing this and this person's doing that and we don't, it's interesting and it's cool. They mention that they're a twin, I'm doing this, and this person's doing that, and we don't. It's interesting, and it's cool. They mention that they're a twin, but the twin is not there. Or they may even be there, but they just are like, yeah. We grew up together. That was cool. I like this person, but it's not going to be the centerpiece of everything we do.

I need to develop my own thing. It's like in a relationship. I would say this to them in a relationship or a marriage or whatever. You've got to develop your own thing. It can't just all be about my husband or my wife. This is weird. You ready for it to get really weird? Y'all ready for this?

Alright, they returned to the festival the following year to tie the knot in matching outfits. Of course they did. Brittany married Josh, in case you're keeping score. Brianna married Jeremy. Thank you. And now they live together in a house in Virginia. Shouldn't, and I mean this. Thank you. Josh and Jeremy. And now they live together in a house in Virginia.

No. Shouldn't, and I mean this. A house. A house. Shouldn't they live in a duplex? Is that wrong? You know what I mean? Like a house is too.

This is wild. This is so messed up. I could do. Next door neighbors. I could do neighbor. Even there's this house in Jersey where I used to live. The guy got divorced from his wife. Bought the house next door so he could be close to his kids. To terrorize her.

And put a hallway in between the houses. No. He built a breezeway between the houses? So he could walk in and see who she was banging? I guess you saw the other girl outside. I could deal with that. Sure. But not the same house.

No, no, no. That's insane. Same house. So the first pair had their son, Jet Sailors, in late 2020. The other couple welcomed Jack. Private Jets. Commercial. Commercial.

I said PJ. Let's call him Private Jet Sailors. Jack Jet. No. Jacks. J-A-X Sailors. Five months later. So they're all Sailors now.

Yeah, they're all Sailors. That's what they've become. Yeah. All four of them. Sailors. And now all six of them. In a recent video posted by the families on social media, Jet can be seen pointing at his father, Josh, and Uncle Jeremy saying, two dadas.

Now this is already getting so weird. Two dadas. Yeah, that's crazy. Look, I'm not saying they did it on purpose, but you're slowly getting into, you've started a cult territory. Yeah, this is crazy. Look, I'm not saying they did it on purpose, but you're slowly getting into you've started a cult territory. This is the beginning of a cult. This is we're making people for this cult. I'll read anything.

We never know when cults start because people don't record everything like they do now. We're seeing the origin. You usually don't get to see the napkin where things got written on. Right, yeah. This is the napkin. This is the first volleyball game. They're having a blast. I know.

They're loving it. They better be. Two mommies. He said, how many mothers does he have? He squeals two. The couple say they're raising the children as if they're all parents to both of them. No. That's all kinds of confusing for these children.

That is so confusing. And again, it's a situation where if you as a kid are being raised in a certain situation, you try and you grow up and either you try and go against what that situation is or not. Maybe they're going to go against this situation. But that's the thing is their kids rebelling is just going to be towards a quote unquote standard acceptable normal life. That's it. So the couples say they're raising the children as if they're parents of all of them.

Brittany said technically Josh and I are the parents of baby Jet. I gave birth to Jet. But really, Jet has four biological parents because Brianna and I share the same DNA. Josh and Jeremy share the same DNA. So we're raising baby Jet as though he has four parents. And then she laughed maniacally at nothing. I'm just kidding. That was not the article.

But it doesn't seem like that's the beginning of that. She added, it seemed like a perfect next step because it really does take a pair of twins to understand the special relationship of twins. So it is definitely not the perfect next step because none of us predicted this happening. Like, it's not a next step. That is a NXIVM cult step. When you think about, like, when there's, like, serial killers and them and their husband or wife are in on it, I'm always like, man, they found their person. I know. Right?

Yeah. That is literally ride or die. And then these people too, like they found. I mean, good that you found a set of twins that would be down for this. Do you think they're in love or just in love with the idea? That's what I was going to say. And they found somebody else that also was the most thing they cared about was the idea. What do you think?

It'd be great if they're all of it. It'd be great if they're all of it. It'd be great if they're all of it. They might be in love, of course. Hopefully. But going out looking for that. He's not going so far as to say they are in love. They might. He will not commit to it.

Going out to both people looking for that other set of twins, that's where it gets like, they made a deal. Yeah. They made some kind of arrangement. That's right. So I'm reading this story, and I'm like, same i'm like feeling the same way about you how old they are we're gonna guess at the end that's my thing too like did they each like did one of them be like hey i think i'm gonna fuck greg and like does greg have a twin like no i just want to fuck him

what was it like you can't do it but that's as far as it's the end of it we're not gonna get don't get pregnant and we're not getting married. No emotional attachment to work. We're not getting married. Do you understand? To that guy. To them. We're not getting married. Anytime you're starting to use,

and again, I know that now plural, you can say that. So this is called a quatermary marriage. And the quatermary twins were coined in the 1970s, by the greatest name of a psychiatrist I've ever heard in my life. This is where I was like this. Doctor thinks a lot.

Petal Hornbuckle. Care to throw a guess in? Twins a lot. Twins a lot? Sir Twins a lot? Marcus Twins. Sir Twins a lot. I like four butts and I cannot lie.

Well. Coined in the 1970s by psychiatrist Robert Ravioli. Come on. That's a Robert Ravioli. Robert Ravioli was a short-lived character tied to a menu item at McDonald's that existed for three months. He had a chef's for three months. McDonald's sold Ravioli. And they worked him in with the crew.

If you can find a plate with him on it. If you told me that Robert Ravioli was the rat that helped Fievel Mileskowitz get to safety because he had a boat that was made out of an old ship. If that's your name and you're a psychiatrist, you have to change it. I'm sorry. Robert Ravioli is problematic. You've got to open an old spaghetti factory. His name is problematic. Who are you going to see today to talk about your problems? Dr. Ravioli is problematic. His name is problematic.

Who are you going to see today to talk about your problems? Dr. Ravioli. I'm going to Dr. Ravioli. I am having suicidal thoughts. His name is Dr. Theodore Ravioli, and you can call him T-Rag. Roasted. Dr. Ravioli Does he say at the end of a session

Hey that's our time The time is up This is like when you found out Taco Bell was named after a guy Named last name Bell Bell Dave Bell You know who I can understand

A chef boy like me Maybe your mom is the blamer Maybe you're the blamer This is attachment to theater You understand Oh that's a Freudian ascent He's not even a real chef the blamer. Maybe you're the blamer. This is attachment to theater. You understand? That's a Freudian ascent. He's not even a real shit.

He's active on Facebook. So he coined the term quadrimarital marriage in an article with the New York Times in 1972. That's twins marrying twins? Did you say 72? 72. Or did I guess that? He looked at research into 50 such marriages, which doesn't sound like a lot. That's not like a ton of research. Hey, that's 50.

That's 200 people. In 72, that was like two months. Wait, isn't that 200 people? So by the way, I know. If there's 50 of these quadrimarys? This is the moment where you're like, okay, so maybe it isn't so hard to get a PhD. You know what I mean? Or maybe it's that hard to get two twins to marry.

That's right. Are you ready for this? Yeah. He found that divorce rate was far below the average. There you go. And when there was a divorce, both couples did so. Now that's messed up. You know what I call that?

You all got to go. You know what I call that? Classic ravioli. Excuse me. Ravioli classic. Here's why that makes sense to me. Classico? Did you say classic?

Ravioli classic. If you and your sibling are going along with this with another pair of siblings to get married, you are so committed to the bit. The bit supersedes everything. That's what it is. Which is why you also both get divorced at the same time. It's a bit for you.

It's a bit for us. This is like, they're in a match. They're in a match so deeply. Whatever you want to say. They're so committed to that. That's why they get divorced at the same time and married at the same time.

Exactly. They don't even know that what they're doing is what we do all the time and we call it a bit. Right. They think they came up with something great. They're committing to the project. They're committing. What's that magician movie where the old Chinese guy has the fishbowl between his legs?

What? What? I need to know this movie. I mean, it's- It's either The Illusionist or- The Prestige. Which one was it? The Prestige.

The Prestige. The Curious Life of Robert Ravioli? I don't know. Christian Bale, he's jealous of this old Chinese magician, and he thinks he's not as old as he says he is, but he thinks he has a fishbowl, or maybe he actually did have it, a fishbowl under his Chinese robe

so that he walks older, because he has to hold the fishbowl. Committed to the bit. Committed to the bit. You got a fishbowl between your legs on this one. He added there was

no evidence of mate swapping which do we believe that? No. How do we feel about that? There can't be zero. No known evidence. Right, that's what I'm saying. No known evidence

because I'm sure they didn't take the time to know. Do the husband and wife pairs ever crisscross sexually? My studies to date indicate that they do not. Once again, my name is Robert Ravioli. So you cannot trust anything I say.

I would like to cite the studies of one R. Ravioli. R. Ravioli. The two sisters have featured on US TV program called Extreme Sisters. Right, of course. Yeah. Extreme Sisters. It's got to be a TLC thing, right? It's so dumb

they describe their marriages as a magical experience a Magical experience shared only by and they say their dream has come true for them. There's only one thing left and that's Kill their selves and their children And that is more children both couples are hoping to have twins next time of course I was gonna ask you if twins are trying to marry twins. They hoping to have twins next time. I was going to ask you, if twins are trying to marry twins, they want to have twins, right? These guys want to finish the bit. I guess you finished the bit, but it's my understanding that twins skip a generation. So whatever, Jet and Jax might be able to have twins.

And maybe that's the case. And maybe those twins can marry each other. Or what if Jet and Jax fall in love with each other? That's a story I want. That is some extreme. Because they're such narcissists that they're really falling in love with them.

That's the idea of this whole thing. I think Jeremy's gonna get so famous from this he's gonna cheat. What if Jeremy just gets, Jeremy skyrockets. Do you guys,

the other one doesn't. Josh doesn't, but Jeremy takes off. So they are three years apart. I want Jeremy to take off. In age, obviously, it's one age for the sisters and one age for the brothers.

So we need to guess the two ages. So you need to guess the two ages. That's what we're going out on. That's what we're going out on. What a great story. We're going out on this. Can we give some for Jade's first story? I know.

I love you. Okay. So how old do you think? And let me guess. The brothers are older than the- That's what I'm assuming, too. I'm not going to say. Okay. So we now have to also say whether we think the-

Well, once you say the ages, we'll know. How old are they? What is it? How old they are now? They are now in the writing of this article. Okay. So they already have a son. They each have a son.

So I'm saying guys- Remember, they're searching for twins. Right. I'm saying that. I'm saying guys, they're from Delaware and they moved to Virginia. They're into tradition. Okay. They're from Delaware and they moved to Virginia.

They're into tradition. Okay. I'm going to say guys, 29. Gals, 26. Okay. Three-year split. I like that. Okay.

Dan, what do you think? I'm going to stick with what I thought. Not to undercut you, but I thought guys, 28. Girls, 25. I think the guys are 32 and the girls are 29 because they have two year old they have a two year old son so you're all correct

with the three year split I kind of gave it away because you told him I said it he said it yeah you said it what are we correct on the three year old split

he was right first no he thinks I'm not listening I didn't say it before he said it yes you did yes you did you guys didn't say who was older

oh okay that's why I are the guys older are the guys older the guys are older thank you so you're all correct. Okay, good.

We got that right. Get your answers in town. He shouted at your computer screen or your AirPods or wherever you are on the subway. Netcube. Brittany and Brianna Dean. Wait, can I change mine real quickly? What do you want it to be? 36 and 33.

Guys are 36. Girls are 33. Brittany and Brianna Dean, the girls, are 35. Oh! How'd you know? Dean, the girls, are 35. Oh! How'd you know? He sent the fucking message to me. I sent the message. Jeremy and Josh are 38 years old.

Wow. Three years apart. Who would have thought? Who would have known? You explained it. Very good. Oh, my God. But you know what?

We should have thought that because it takes a while to make this happen. It does. It takes a while for them to find another. That's what I'm saying. This is not just like a date search. You got to. This is like. Look at how hard it was to get four of us together sitting down for a podcast.

Thank you for changing the time for me. Did they date other twins before they got? I don't know those details. What twins were left on the boneyard? Like left on the side of the highway. The truth is in the ravioli. That's the only way to find out. It's a great way to put it. That is like left on the side of the highway. The truth is in the ravioli. That's the only way to find out.

It's a great way to put it. That is the first story. Down in the books, I'm going to do story number two. So Buckle up, I'm going to tell you how you can support Sypha

and figure out all the ways you can do it. And us too. We got stuff coming next week as we start our little dumb run. We'll tell you how to do all that on the other side of the break.

It's Dumb People Town with Sypha Sons. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound sound there's more dumb people town hey guys welcome back to the show uh before we my friend oh sorry i love that do it before we get into what cypher is doing how you can follow and support him we're going to mention to you guys a few things. If you're in the Nashville area, we've never come to Nashville, but we are coming to do a live show.

Live done people town at the Hutton Theater this Thursday night, October 13th. The Analog Theater within the Hutton Hotel. The Analog Theater there. We've got Dusty Slay, the great comic, is going to be there. Stephen Poltz playing music. It's going to be a fun show. Us each reading a story. We're each doing a story. You bring your stories to us

too and we'll talk about that. It's a really cool venue. That's Thursday, Friday. We're in Chicago at the Den Theater. Greg Fitzsimmons is our guest. He's going to be in town doing comedy the next night, but he's going to be our guest that night. And we're doing a stand-up show after that. So the podcast is 7.30, stand-up show I believe at 9.30 or 10. So come to that. Saturday night, Dan's in New York. We're in

Tulsa at the River Spirit Casino. And then on Sunday night, we go to Brooklyn. And there are still tickets available, but they're going fast. Some, they're going. So Andrew Dismukes, Roy Wood Jr., and the band Cut Worms. It's going to be amazing. At the Bell House in Brooklyn.

Go to superscleros.com or danielvankirk.com to get the tickets. The links are on there. You can get them. We want to sell these shows out because we want to come back. We want to start going on the road with this show and do it in New York. The only way to do it is for too long. You bring somebody who doesn't know the show. Bring your friends and have fun

great fun night out all that stuff and you can find all of Daniel's dates on danielvancurk.com and other stuff that we're doing

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leave a comment give it a like all that stuff that helps us out a great deal agreed shall we get into Cypher

tell us how people can listen to you what's the best way people can support you firsted. Shall we get into Cypher? Tell us how people can listen to you. What's the best way people can support you? How can they support you? First of all, just follow me at Cypher Sounds. Okay, done. C-I-P-H-A. Yeah, people fuck up my name.

I know, man. I just got to start there. Start there. C-I-I, not Y. C-I-P-H-A and then the word sounds. If you follow me on Instagram, all my stuff is on there. I got a podcast, the first hip-hop podcast ever called Juan Epstein is Life. I love it, dude.

Me and Peter Rosenberg. I love Juan Epstein. I got a note from his mother. Puerto Rican Jew. Puerto Rican Jew. And then I got another one with my friend Will Silvins called Talk Clearlier, which is comedy talking stuff. Great. Talking crap.

Can you curse on the show? Yes. I don't want to. I'll keep it cool. You do a show every week? And I do a show at the Comedy Cellar at the Fat Black Pussycat, which is like our smaller room.

It's called The Chemistry Set. Me and my friend Will Silvitz. It's very fun. We started during the pandemic and it's become a thing. I love you guys so much. If we're in New York over the day, we're doing it.

Anytime, man. But yeah, just follow me at Cypher Sound. What day of the week is that? Wednesdays. Wednesdays. If you are in New York and you're like, what do I do? Wednesday, 10.30, go to the Comedy Cellar

and go check this show out. You guys, people do their sets. You kind of go get into it with them. We call it yabba-dabba doing. Yeah. We talk to them after the show. Oh, Will invented that. But Will's trying to call the show that.

I go, Will, I think that's trademarked by Hanna-Barbera. Yabba-dabba-do. They do a send that. We talk. We either tag their jokes, crowd work, ask them questions. It's very fun. I can't believe how fun it is. Everything I've seen, I've loved so much.

Again, this is how much I love. We always do this with TV shows, stand-up shows, anything. If I love it so much, I'm like, I want to be on it if I love it so much I'm like I want to be on it yeah so I'm saying it right now I want to be on it right you guys ready to get another story let's do it Randy's Randy's story here we go so we found so what's great about this is we have this huge document and these are the stories that I found from our fans and here's how you do it what you do is you uh hashtag dumb people town and send it hit at Sklar brothers and at Daniel Van Kirk, and that way we know it. And then we'll go through the order of when they're sent.

And here we go. You guys ready? Yes. Rhode Island woman Amanda Keene unknowingly drove to work with naked man in backseat. Jesus Christ. I hope she knows him. Always check your backseat. Whoa, that's the, what do you call it, the urban legend.

Yeah. That's in the back seat. I've never heard the naked part. Pete Holmes used to do a bit about it where you drive and then you just do this. This was sent to us by one of our favorite fans who has come to when we were in the pandemic. We did all the virtual shows. She came to everything. I love her.

She's in, I believe, Connecticut. Elise LeBlanc. Okay. Elise LeBlanc. Why do I feel like- She's a Red Sox everything. I love her. She's in, I believe, Connecticut. Elise LeBlanc. She's a Red Sox fan. I love Elise. Why do I feel like at some point there's going to be a part in this story where she's partially at fault, not to blame.

Or had a hand in it. Yeah, she helped facilitate the scenario. Actually, yes, Elise. She had a breakfast wedding and I don't trust her. By the way, keep it in the east. This is Rhode Island, so I know what you think about Delaware, but this is Rhode Island up in this piece.

North east. At E.E. LeBlanc 70. So you can follow her and do that. Thank you, Elise, for sending this in. You guys ready? Yeah. A Rhode Island woman unknowingly drove to her job in Massachusetts. Well, she's already crossed state lines with a naked dude.

Federal crime. Is that a federal crime? That's kidnapping. She kidnapped this guy. All right. drove to her job in Massachusetts. Well, she's already crossed state lines with a guy in the backseat. Federal crime. Is that a federal crime? That's kidnapping. She kidnapped this guy. All right. That's nude napping. That should be like nude napping because he literally was napping.

Right. Do you want to talk about what we say about kidnapping? It's so the dumbest idea ever. Well, first of all, we have kids. If they're napping and they're little, you're like, great. That's the greatest moment of my day. That is great. Why is that a bad thing? If you see your partner in the hallway, you're like, great. That's the greatest moment of my day. Why is that a bad thing? If you see your partner in the hallway, you're like, kid napping.

That's great. And everyone's like, yes, we did it. Okay. Kid napping. That's what I never understood. Why is it not kid napping? So we imagine like the very first. I think it has to be.

Do you think it was kid napping? It had to be napping. Do you want us to do our scene? Our bit was like, hey, so write this down. It's kid napping because they're napping the kid, so write this down. It's kidnapping. Sure. Because they're nabbing the kids. Yes. I wrote it quickly.

But let me just, because you wrote so quickly, you weren't looking. Why would I? I wrote it quickly. But what did you write? Why would I have to? It says kidnapping. That had to be what happened. It says kidnapping.

No, no, no. I said nabbing. Yeah, whatever. I wrote it in pencil, so we can't fix it. Oh, shit. That's what it's got to be. What happens if an adult gets taken? We then still call it kidnapping.

Kidnapping. Oh, okay. It's wrong on two counts. It's an adult, and they're not napping and they'll be terrible but we figured it out with our alerts silver alert amber alert thank you right yes unknowingly drove to a job massachusetts this week with a partially naked and extremely intoxicated man lying on the floor in the back of her vehicle that's not comfortable how big is the floor of you if it's what kind of car yeah like if it's an F-150, so much room back there.

But is there that hump? There's always that hump in the middle of every car. No, so like if it's an Escalade, there's no hump. There's no hump. Right. Right, because the seats are two separate like... By the way, how happy was this guy to find actually a little surface to get in? He's so drunk.

That's what I'm curious about. He's so drunk. He's drunk the next morning. Because the cop's going to say to say to her how to get in your car Yeah, and you're gonna be and that's when you find out if this is a little bit on you or no I mean like the doors. Yeah, yeah It was in my drive hit that button America by the way you gotta make bleep bleep a sound that can no click Leak click. He says quickly. I say we guys what do you do?

No, click, click. Click, click. He says click, click. I say, weep, weep. You guys. What do you do? Meep, meep. He's got an M, baby.

Meep, meep. M, baby. I probably go like, meep, meep. Ready? Jose Osorio. I'm not going to tell you. I know you're upset about this. That sounds like a tequila that fucks you up. Have you drank Jose Osorio?

Dude, it's private reserve. It's a plastic bottle. Pop lid. It just comes in a bottle in the shape of a trash can. It comes in a shot glass. The bottle is a giant shot glass. Jose Osorio. I'm not going to tell you how old he is.

Okay. From Providence. Does that change the story a little bit? Is he from East Providence or South Providence? Because if he's from East Providence, he's Puerto Rican. If he's from South Providence, he's Dominican. Okay. Has been charged, we'll find out, with breaking and entering into a vehicle after the driver

identified by WJAR as Amanda Keene allegedly discovered him when she arrived early Monday at... So she wasn't so keen on locking her car. Why are they giving her name? Hey, we're going to talk about this motherfucker who got in got in the truck but also here's the woman it's either wrong to do that or she said you put my name in that article record oh yeah don't mess around who is gonna love the name of this place more than anything else and i'm i'm gonna request that he gets a cut of this.

Okay. Honeydew Donuts. Wait, wait. Is that where she's going to? She works. Honeydew Donuts in Easton. This woman has to cross into Massachusetts to work at a donut shop. Also, you know how early donut shops open up because they've got to get 5 a.m. She was a little sleepy.

Sleepy, not checking. There was an old Dunkin' Donuts commercial where the guy woke up with the mustache, dude. Time to make the donuts. Which is what I say when I'm having sex. It's very procedural. Yes. Here's my thing on this. Ryan Sickler created the honeydew because it is the forgotten fruit.

Nobody wants it. It's always left. If you order a fruit cup and it comes all honey you're like what the fuck is this nobody loves melon flavored the honeydew gets treated like shit no why would you pick the honeydew i know to be your donut brand no one wants honey guess what dan cut to all the people on twitter telling me how much they love honeydew but maybe honeydew maybe maybe honeydews are from rhode island or massachusetts i don't know is that where they come from can't be all right so it should be honeydew but maybe honeydew maybe honeydews are from Rhode Island or Massachusetts I don't know is that where they come from

can't be it should be honeydew you want donuts that's great honeydew you want donuts you have a list of a honeydew list

yeah honeydew this honeydew that honeydew you want donuts is a great name for a that is a period great name

h-d-y-w-d h-d-y-w-d okay she says I don't know how to put it in words, Keen told the station. But I'm about to. I'm about to now put it into words. Remember when I said I don't know how to put it in words?

Here we go. I'm going to. These are words that I speak. This is the only way for me to put it in. That's also what I love when people go, you can't make this up. They're like, well, it happened. So I bet you could make it up. There's some talented writers out there.

We could come up with this. It really took my mind a minute to understand what I was seeing. Keene reportedly said she drove. She's talking about his dick. She's talking about his dick. Right. Exactly. To my mind.

I'll definitely Puerto Rican. That's right. How long is it from Massachusetts? How long is that drive? Oh, so far. So I'm going to tell you now. Okay. I'm going to actually ask.

Don't tell me because you're going to get the gas. It's just been identified as PR So listen, Keen reportedly said She drove how many minutes To work that night Including a gas stop So I'm going to add that And was using headphones to listen to a true crime podcast Okay

Perfect Is this perfect? She's listening to Georgia and Karen the whole time I can't She's like how fucked up Karen the whole time. I can't. I love them. She's like, how fucked up is the world that these people just can't be each other's lives? I can't believe this ever happened to me. Imagine listening to a true crime.

They're like, the woman did not know. She had no idea. She had no idea. She had no idea. She had no idea. That's why you always check the floor of your car. She's like, I know these people are crazy. These fucking idiots.

These idiots. I think she was watching Dahmer on Netflix. Had her phone on the dash. I can't even catch it. I can't even catch it. I can't even watch it. Okay. You should not be driving with your headphones,

with your earphones buds in. Never. I swear to God, I always think about that, that people think, oh, just put your earbuds in. No. Are you crazy?

You know how aware you have to be? You have to hear everything. So how long do you think she was driving? With the gas stop and listening to the podcast. What are your, you go first. I say 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Jay?

She's got to drive across state lines. I'm going to say 35 minutes. Daniel? I'll split it. I'll go 30. 30. Get your answers in at home, County. Shout at your ham radios because she drove with the gas stop 45 minutes.

No. And I said it was the morning to work that night so she was driving i guess she was working the night shift so this guy probably okay or because it's a bakery she was leaving it like in the middle of the night yeah like three in the morning yeah this is what she said i hear moaning like a moaning noise by the way i love that she's listening to this true okay so wait i love that she said i have no words this. You got a lot of words for this, girl. She's like, I hear moaning. We're like, well, I don't know what that means.

Like a moaning noise. Oh, okay. All right. Okay, so like a moaning noise. I hear moaning. You're like, what? I don't know what that's like. Like a moaning noise?

Like a moaning noise? That's it. Okay. I pause my podcast, roll down my window because I want to check outside, she told WJR. I roll down the window. You didn't roll down the window. This is the button. You had a push button thing.

No, how do you know? I don't know. No, she rolled it. We got to find out what kind of car it is. Does it tell us? No. Okay, we'll see. It does tell us.

I want you guys to guess. She rolled down the window because she doesn't have Bluetooth. That's why she's listening to the air bus. Thank you. It's an older car. It's an older car. You may be right. Rolled down the window, and I heard it again,

and I realized it was not coming from outside. It's coming from inside the car! As you're listening to True Crime. The most true crime thing ever. It's coming from inside the truck. Okay, so the car. The Easton Police Department. By the way, I heard a thing. I heard an ad.

They were using True Crime. It was Brooks Running Shoes. I love Brooks Running Shoes. Sure. But they run an ad, and using true crime it was brooks running shoes i love brooks running sure but they run an ad where and the and the concept of brooks is run happy but in the ad they're saying like you know so you can run while you're listening to your true crime podcast and the person's like he didn't do it the gardener killed her and i'm like wait this is a murder we're talking about you know the way promoting shooting. You know, the way you... He didn't do it.

The car did. I'll say this. They murdered that campaign. All right. The Easton Police Department says it responded to a 911 call, and upon arrival, officers spoke with the victim and learned that... Is she a victim? I mean, he did...

Yes. Yes. She's a victim. She's a victim. And learned that she had traveled from her Providence road on home... 45 minutes. ...to the town of Easton in her what type of car? Well, it's got to be big enough to lay down in.

Lay down. I'm going to stick with F-150. F-150, what do you think? I'm going with some kind of van, like an Astro van. Because you're thinking of the road. Oh, that's actually good. I'm going to do like a Hyundai. Or what's a Santa Fe?

It's a Hyundai. Hyundai Santa Fe. Hyundai Santa Fe. We're going to call it a Hyundai. Hyundai Santa Fe. Yeah, Hyundai Santa Fe. What about a hybrid? Crossover. Crossover. Yeah, like an SUV or crossover. Yeah, like in between.

All right, get your answers in town, because she drove from Rhode Island, Providence, to the town of Easton in her- On a motorcycle. Yeah. On a Vespa. No, she drove there on, what if it was a Vespa? On a Chevy Tahoe. In a Chevy Tahoe.

Oh, I was right. You were right. I was right earlier. Yeah, yeah. Because I said suburban. Before she observed the partially naked man lying on her floor. Which part? So when the guy doesn't have his shirt on, he's just like shirtless guy.

Partially naked means your pants and underwear are out. Yeah, partially naked is dick out. Yeah, or it could be underwear. Underwear, yeah. You're definitely ducking it. All right. Investigators say they believe he entered the vehicle. Lady has a question. Yes. No, no, could be underwear. Underwear, yeah. You're definitely dugging it. All right. Investigators say they believe he entered the vehicle. Lady has a question.

Yes. No, no, no, no. Investigators say they believe Osorio entered the vehicle after Keene had started it up outside her home and then went back inside for a short period of time. She left. No pun intended. She left a window open here. Oh, when she went to start it.

She went and started it. Went back in the house. Went back in the house. Let it run for a little bit. For a period of time. Yeah. Who starts the car outside and leaves it running? Rhode Island. Winter.

You got to warm up the car. She doesn't have the- I don't think this is winter. I don't know. But they might be getting early frost. Yeah, maybe. They could be getting some early frost. Wait, wait.

Is this story new? I think this is new. This is new. It's cold. It's cold in these cars. Officers located Osario in the rear of the vehicle sleeping. He was partially clothed. Oh, wait a minute. Is he in the back? Maybe he's in the back. I think he's cold. It's cold in these cars. Officers located Osario in the rear of the vehicle sleeping. He was partially clothed. Oh, wait a minute.

Is he in the back? Maybe he's in the back. I think he's right. Oh, it could be either one. No, he's in the trunk. He's in the way, way, way back. He's in the trunk. Okay.

So with a pair of shorts around one leg and a shirt wrapped around one arm, leaving the rest of his body uncovered. So technically he is wearing a shirt and shorts. So he can't enter the donut shop. Shirts and shoes required. Service. Okay, fine. Probably had one shoe on, but it was wrapped

around his ankle. Do you think he was clothed when he got in? Maybe. Maybe he sleeps naked. Because the car was hot at the time. He was like, let me take this shirt off. He was ready. Had you not warmed it up ahead of time, you could have

won. And then he got tired in the middle and just quit. Yeah. It was apparent Officer Cicero was extremely intoxicated and through an interpreter service. Now we got to get the interpreter service involved. There's a lot of trust you put in the interpreters. What if the interpreter is just someone like do we know who this person is? You're a dick. Yeah, just messing around. Later learned that he had There's a lot of trust you put in the interpreters. What if the interpreter is just someone like, do we know who this person is?

Yeah. Just messing around. Later learned that he had consumed a large amount of alcohol and marijuana earlier in the evening in Providence. You know, just an evening in Providence, right? At least at night. That's right. At some point during his intoxicated state, Osorio entered the unlocked vehicle and fell

asleep. No injuries were related. Also, I'm glad that it was not sexual at all. No, it's not. Like, he's not a guy who gets off on doing this. He literally just was so drunk. I think he just found a place that he needed to lay down, and this was the best possible. He didn't even try to steal it.

No. No. He's never going to go to Lake Tahoe, so he's just got to get into a Tahoe. Right. To his credit, he did just sleep in the car. He just found it. He knew he wasn't well enough to drive

But he made the mistake of listening to a pot a true crime podcast So what are we that is scary? You just check your especially if you're driving to a donut shop at night You go to where you always check everything. I've always had my first car ever was a Tahoe Then I had a Yukon and then I escalate. It's basically the same car. Yes, and your new car I love. I have a Land Rover Defender now. I went fancy.

Ooh, baby. But before that, you can't sneak in the Land Rover. No. But my Escalade was an apartment. Yeah, it's huge. I put the seats down. I used to have this clip where I would put a sheet around. Because I was always working late, and then I'd do a morning show.

I'd be like, I'm just going to sleep in the car. That's right. Plenty of room. Plenty of That's right. Plenty of room. Plenty of room. Plenty of room. He's not inviting people in there, but we're just saying, this guy picked the right spot. All right, so we're going to get out of here on this.

Okay. So much fun. And Dan, you can give us a teaser. Do you know what the next story is? I'll look. I'll let you look at it. Okay. So how old is this gentleman, Jose Osorio?

So they have to get a translator, right? Had to get a translator. You can go last if you want. Yeah, I'll go last. Okay. I'm going to go 26. I'm going to say, like, I want him to be 60. I don't think he is, but I'm just going to say 60.

It would make sense. It's why he's like, I need a nap now. 60. 60-year-old people don't mess with their sleep. They're like, I need to go to sleep right now. I can't mess with it. That's one angle. I'm saying 60.

You said 26. I'm saying 48. 48. All right. Get your answers in. This has been so much fun. I hope you guys have enjoyed my maiden voyage of my first second story in this whole thing, in the main show.

Because Jose Osorio, who fell asleep in a Chevy Tahoe as the woman was driving two Honeydew Donuts, which we think should be called Honey, Do I Want Donuts? Do you want donuts? Listening to a true crime podcast. Listening to a true crime podcast. And Jose Osorio is 21 years old. Oh!

Dan, you were right. You had a young thing. All right, Dan, give us a translator. Maybe it was his 21st birthday. I don't know. So give us a little teaser, Dan. What do you think? Yeah, it might have been his 21st birthday. You had a young thing. All right, Dan. Maybe it was his 21st birthday. I don't know. So give us a little teaser, Dan. What do you think? Yeah, it might have been his 21st birthday.

You know what I mean? Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. A knife mystery. Knife mystery. Okay, I love it. And for our Patreon fans, are we going to do a little? Yeah, let's do it. So Syph is going to give us a story from his life,

that just silly story, stupid thing that he's done. I mean, we've all done things. I'm sure he's seen the craziest stuff uh we'll we'll do that for our patreon fans and then we'll come back and tell the story about the uh the right thing it's dumb people town don't go stick around make it sound for more dumb people town All right, Daniel, take us home. Okay, ready? Algerian discovers knife inside his body after years of having it there. Is this a deleted scene from Back to the Future 1? Yes. Okay, good.

Knife inside his body for years. Okay. SB at LosernameName1990. No, you're not. So this is how old I am. Last night, yesterday, I ate three. What? Last night, yesterday? Yesterday.

I ate three parsnips. Like baby carrots? Yeah, they looked like carrots. I shaved them and I ate them and I was like. Did you eat them so fast that it felt like it was going down your back? Nope, I ate them and then I was like later that night I got two extra tickets to go see Stevie Nicks

I go see Stevie Nicks with my daughter with my 17 year old daughter by the way she was incredible of course and there was a drunk woman behind me

who literally she was so drunk behind me and my daughter was this at the bowl this was at the Hollywood Bowl she was calling she was like

play Rhiannon play Edge of 17 and I'm telling you this bitch got every one of them right I was like, play Rhiannon. Play Edge of Seventeen. And I'm telling you, this bitch got every one of them right. I was like, is she on the playlist? Everyone she called out the next song they played. You know how when you're drunk and you play pool and you're better than everybody because you're drunk? She might have had the look. I don't know.

Maybe she went to a show before. I don't know. She got every single one of them right. Daisy and I could not believe it. She's the drunk clairvoyant. Drunk clairvoyant. Well, Iisy and i could not believe it and we were just the drunk clairvoyant yeah drunk clairvoyant well i mean she's yelling at a witch the drunk clairvoyant tuesdays on bravo right after extreme lives we got home at like midnight and i didn't eat any dinner or anything i just had these three parsnips that i ate earlier and i swear to god i went to sleep and i was like something's wrong with me i think either

those parsnips were bad i should have have eaten them. I should have cooked them. Another story in the catalog of Randy consuming something that came from the ice. Every time my body moved, I was like, okay, this doesn't feel right in my ribs. And I'm not saying I'm someone who's really in tune with my body. I'm just saying

three parsnips and I was like, am I going to die? And you knew how this guy had a knife in his body for years and couldn't tell. An Algerian named Fares, F-A-R-E-S, was told by a doctor that he had been living

with a knife inside of his body. This is one of the strangest medical cases that were dealt with in Algeria. Years ago... Dan. My knife.

My knife. Years ago, the man was assaulted and stabbed in the back. Affairs became the subject of conversation for all Algerians as he was living a normal life since he was 17. The young man did not expect... His shirts were just fitting weird.

Why is this not going down? It feels tight in here, but it's weird. Never be afraid to say to someone you trust, is this normal? I don't care what it is. People have caught cancer that way. People have found stains on their shirts. Just say to people in your life,

is this normal? If one of your boys had something like... Randy, you're assuming the handle of the knife is sticking out of his hand. That's not what's happening. He wasn't stabbed with the handle. You're saying it broke it off. You're assuming the handle of the knife is sticking out of his hand. Right. That's not what's happening. He wasn't stabbed with the handle. Right. I know, but I'm going to say it all. No, he's saying you're assuming the entire handle is still sticking out of his hand.

Yeah, it's like just a huge butcher knife sticking out of his. Okay. I'm joking. He was living a normal life since he was 17. The young man did not expect that a part of the knife would be left in his body. It was learnt that during the attack that he experienced, the knife split in half as the handle separated from the sharp part that remained stuck in the victim's

back. Wow. Faer said This headline is clickbait. Faer said that after being stabbed, he fainted and lost consciousness and did not notice the nature of the treacherous blow he had received in the back. So no need to check that out at all. No need to see what that horrible...

He did. After leaving the hospital, the young man continued to suffer from pain of that wound until... Go ahead. You just think it's the wound. You just think, oh, I was stabbed. I don't know how it feels like he's stabbed. Why wouldn't the hospital take out what could be inside of me or take an x-ray? He continued to suffer from pain

of the wound until he recovered completely and then resumed his normal life, not knowing. Every time he flew, though, he set off the metal. It's not me, dude. I took my belt off. Here's my watch. You guys pat down

every time. I want him to do it. I like him. We're getting a thing. I want the back of his hands in my groin and my back. It's always this. Bring a thing on your back. I want the back of his hands in my groin and my back. All right, Dan, what's your noise for this? That's got to make it into the DJ verse. You're doing the sound from Beach Boys.

Okay, we're going to get sued. We're going to get sued. Okay. Where was I? Completely resumed his normal life. Not not knowing the medical staff who performed the operation forgot the front part of the dagger in his body. Oh, my God. The young man continued to live his normal life for years,

and every time he felt pain, he was satisfied in taking pain relievers. Guys, that's a mask. Don't mask it. Is this an ad for Advil? Until he discovered the terrible truth recently. He had a piece of knife in his back for how long? Are you thinking of John Campanaro's old bit?

Wait, are you asking us how long? Yes. Oh, because that will help us figure out his age. Yeah. He got it when he was 17. Mm-hmm. Okay. This is a new story?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, because they had metal detectors. Like, you know, Ravioli, he was in the 70s. They were metal detectors. No. They just let people walk on a plane. Your family said goodbye to you as you walked on the plane. metal detectors. Like, you know, Ravioli, he was in the 70s. There were metal detectors. No. He's out here breaking down. Just let people walk on a plane. Your family say goodbye to you

as you walk on the plane. I could walk you to your seat on the plane and say goodbye. Maybe he wasn't a traveler. Yeah. You know? Just an Algerian. An Algerian shut-in.

The name of this episode has to be Dr. Robert Ravioli. Dr. Robert Ravioli. You can go last if you want. Oh, you're asking me? Yes. How long has it been in there? How many years has it been

in his back? I would say 20 years. 20 years. I'm going to say nine years. Nine years. 17 years. Do you know what I'm thinking, Rand? You're thinking of John Campanaro.

John Campanaro, a comedian, very funny in the 90s. He used to be the best Harry Caray impersonation. Ever, ever. Sure. He did a bit of a story about a woman who got shot and had a bullet lodged in her neck. And she would just use it all the time, like whenever someone... Her husband, can you please take the garbage cans out?

I would love to do it, but I've got a bullet in my neck! I'm saying... He said 20... 20, 17, 9. And I am so... Fares. I can't wait for Algerian Claire Danes to star in the show, My So-Called Knife.

I dated a Nigerian girl. Really? A Nigerian or Algerian? Algerian. Both. But Algerian, she's beautiful. Beautiful. He had a piece of, Fares had a piece of knife in his back for 26 years.

Oh, wow, man. 26 years. Oh, man. 26 years. The young man revealed the truth when he visited a doctor and took an x-ray, and he noticed a strange object in his back. What's that in your back? The doctor did not believe what he saw and told him it seems that there is a defect in the radio device. So they're blaming the x-ray machine. And asked him to repeat the imaging at another clinic.

He repeated the x-ray process several times to make sure that the image clearly showed the front part of the dagger that he was stabbed with at a Miami hotel in 1996. Miami! I'm joking! I'm just at the little guy! You're joking, Dan.

Dan, god damn you, Dan. Your face was worth all... By the way That is 26 years ago Did I stand up again? Dan that is 26 years ago That's good quick math there No it says 96

It just doesn't say Miami Hotel But that's what he said he was in Miami In the Patreon story That does play out better Now you gotta join to know Okay not Miami But 1996 in the Patreon story. Oh, yeah. That's the Patreon. Sorry. That does play out better in the Patreon. Now you got to join to know. Okay. Not Miami,

but 1996. Wait, does it say where? Is it Algeria? Is it France? It could be France. A lot of Algerians know it's France. Could be an Algerian

Trader Joe's. After this discovery, they were fighting over a parking spot. After this discovery, the doctors told him that the process of removing this piece

of iron is very dangerous, especially as it can cause injury to some nerves. Yeah. Because at this point, the doctors told him that the process of removing this piece of iron is very dangerous, especially as it can cause injury to some nerves. Yeah. Because at this point, the body's lived around it. Grown over it. With dire consequences up to paralysis, especially since the knife was located near the spinal cord.

Despite all the risks, the young man insisted on performing the operation. Himself. Right. Am I getting it? Am I there? If I jiggle a lot, will it cut itself out? I'm using a knife to get the knife out. Okay, I'm going to ask you.

The sharp piece of iron inside his back was how long? How long was the iron? Yeah, how long of a piece did they leave in his back? What do you think? What's the title? It says knife stuck in the back, right? A German discovers knife inside his body after he's the title? It says knife stuck in the back. Adrian discovers knife inside his body after he's 17.

He's in some kind of street fight. I'm thinking switchblade. I'm thinking out of six. Two and a half inches. Jay, what do you think? I'm going to say four inches. Four inches? Five inches. Five inches that they just left. Left in his head. Fine, three inches.

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The sharp piece of iron was 1.9 inches. Oh, dude. But two inches is a lot to leave it. I mean, it was just under, what is that, about a quarter? It ain't just the tip. I'll tell you that much. It ain't just the tip. There you go.

That is a show. We hope that 2022 will be the last year of the dagger to stay in his back after it was in there for what it is the algerian year of the day they took it out good man i love it they got it out life is good cypher is here you'll you'd come back anytime dude you are fantastic so much fun love this we all did stories i hope you guys enjoyed that the new sort of version of this the first time around and oh shit we gotta get back to work

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