Dumb People Town - Danny Jolles - Slow Happy Birthday

Episode Date: April 16, 2021

This week Danny Jolles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about one way to spend a Tuesday at the library.

Stargazer.com Hey, townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. People Town. Yes. People Town. welcome to a friday episode of dumb people town people town yes people oh i love choreographed singing or talking on a zoom it always works so we're all in different uh places and we're sorry about that but we're not really sorry about that because we're still bringing you a show and that's how we do it and uh population you population jay you want to continue on? Population Jollis! Danny Jollis, welcome to the show, brother. Thank you so much. Love a good coordinated Zoom conversation all at the same time. A sing-songy?

There is nothing synchronized. If there's nothing Zoom has brought us, it is the beauty of the slowest happy birthdays of all time. Happy birthday to you. Oh, I feel like we owe people an apology. I will say Zoom for my cheer squad has been very hard. It has been

very hard. How do you do the pyramid, man? Is it all just the way you box it up? Yeah, that's just more the stacking of the view screens, but the clapping and the unison yelling has been very difficult. So you got to go to grid mode? You're in straight grid mode. Gallery. You're going to do a pyramid.

Yeah. I mean, the Zoom pyramid is what got Jerry from the show on Netflix, Cheer. What's what got him in trouble? Don't even talk about that guy. We're not. Did you say I love that guy? No, I said let's not talk about that guy. Let's not talk about Jerry from Cheer.

That was one of the most devastating days of this entire year. It was rough. It was rough. I love Cheer. There was nothing to cheer about that day. You know, I love Cheer. I love Sam and Diane. You're off by an S.

It's Sam's and Diane's. Sam's and Diane's's um sam's and diane's yeah thank you so uh go ahead daniel oh i was gonna say i was actually gonna say the thing you usually say but i'll say it in place you we know that we get wonderful stories sent into us by our listeners they go at daniel van kirk hashtag dumb people town because we are in a pursuit to fight the dumb way we are in that wave planet on in inception uh or no interstellar where they just keep getting hit over and over and over people town because we are in a pursuit to fight the dumb way we are in that wave planet on an inception uh or no interstellar where they just keep getting hit over and over and over again but we ask all of our guests go ahead randy tee it up we ask all of our guests do you think the

world is getting dumber danny jealous is it was it smarter before the pandemic started i mean where are we right now in the sort of the timeline of of stupidity in this world we're definitely regressing a little but i all but it's only because information that it's i don't think people have gotten dumber i think the information that they're getting is incorrect and as a result people are taking information and getting dumber as a result. Like when I hear about like a QAnon person, obviously it's like, that's dumb. But I'm also like, with the information they're getting, their reaction makes sense. Right. It looks like news.

It looks like news to them. Yeah. And if they believe that news, are they not supposed to react like it's insane? Have you ever read a travel magazine and not been able to tell what is an ad and what is an article in the magazine? Yeah, that's how I ended up at that steakhouse in Omaha. Is it?

No, but you know, they always have the 10 best steakhouses in the country or whatever. And you're like, is this an article or is this an ad for this steakhouse? I don't know. And as a result, everyone's confused and you end up reading the whole thing. And that's how they get you. Same with QAnon. Yep. Yep. There used to be a comic by the name of Louis CK. And he had this great bit. Yeah. He had this great bit where he

was like, of course, these people blow up abortion buildings. They think babies are being murdered in there. If there was a building that you thought people were just going into every day and killing kids, how would you react? They believe, and it's on that same point, Danny, where it's like, yeah, if you are believed, if your conviction of what's happening is true, you are going to react that severely. The problem is, is it's not true and you look dumb. Right. Yeah. And that is the world is is it's not true and you look dumb right yeah and that is the world we

find ourselves in we try and ask the questions danny why not we don't point and say that guy's dumb or that woman's dumb we say why what were the 10 decisions that led to the woman getting her head stuck in a tailpipe at a country music festival you know what i mean let's get let's get into it let's back time it to figure out what's going on. So our awesome fans, Danny, send us stories. Dan Van Kirk breaks them down. But he doesn't go too deep into it because he wants the actual, the act of discovery as well. And let's get into it.

You guys ready? Here we go. Sent in by Beth at lovemzu, which has to be Mizzou, right? Love Mizzou? Love Mizzou. It which has to be mizzou right love mizzou yeah love mizzou it's gotta be uh at love mizzou or it's some sort of she like worked for southwest and that's some airport code we don't know okay here we go handle to get though let's call it out that is a pretty good one luv mzu love mizzou all right what if it's cala mizzou she's like the way i do it i just say love mazoo right but she was like i can't do that because when i abbreviate it looks like i want to kill mazoo so i can't do

that one or she loves her local zoo or she owns a home zoo and which we don't condone at all owning home zoos and she's like i love mazoo it works watched a movie about it and they brought a whole family together well it did i mean they bought it all right here we go we bought a home zoo we bought a home zoo that is the direct to video all right many people visit the library to use computers for personal use i would say read books but i didn't write this article yeah sure right but one sandusky man sandusky man i don't know if it's because of the penn state thing whatever but whenever i just and i'm and my apologies to the fine city of sandusky but every time i hear

it yes it just feels bad uh but one sandusky man he's a sandusky man sounds like an ad campaign and playboy in the seventies are you a sandusky man sandusky man took it a step further this week when he was caught tipping back a cold one while watching porn at the library. I mean, this is his living room. Is that fundamental? People get comfortable in the library, and I'm sure he's calling it a library. I wonder if he created the sploey decimal system okay Jason at Sklar Brothers at Sklar Brothers

according good according to a Sandusky police report the incident happened around what time Tuesday at the Sandusky library on 114 West Adams Street so I just sometimes Danny we like to play a little game of like when do we think shit

went down? So what time of day do you think this guy was drinking beer and watching porn at the local library? I mean you hate to hear Tuesday to start with. Thank you. Hey, Danny,

everybody in their own way is working for the weekend. Tuesday is the new Saturday. Let's get into it. He went Hey, Danny, Danny, everybody in their own way is working for the weekend. Tuesday is the new Saturday. Let's get into it. He went into Monday like this is going to be a week. Let's let's get folks stay focused on work. And by Tuesday, he needed some time.

We're off track. We're way off. I need I need some wilderness. I need some me time in a wee place. I need some time for my weenus. Okay, that's a good part of your elbow. All right, Danny, you are our guest. What time of day to the nearest hour? You can go

a.m. or p.m. as well, please. Do you think this guy was doing that in the library? I'm going to go with 1130 a.m. 1130 a. 1130 AM. Okay. You're saying knock it out before the day starts. You know, knock one back, knock it out, get out of there. I'm jaywoody phased by that choice.

I was going to say 10 AM. 10 AM. Right after it opened. I'm going to stay 5 PM. 5 PM. 5 PM. This is pre-knit, little pre-ner jerk chicken. You too.

All right. The man, the Sandusky man, was doing this on Tuesday at 7.15 p.m. Oh! That's a whole day of planning. Imagine all the people who said to him, what are you going to do today? Did he answer them? He said, I got a lot of stuff I got to get it done today i'm just checking things off the list i gotta get some groceries i gotta go to costco taking a self-care day yeah i need some beer i just riley reed just dropped a new scene that's

unrelated don't worry about what my plans are forget about what i said a police officer a police officer but let me put it to you this way at at 7 30 p.m i'm gonna be real relaxed i'm gonna be done uh a police officer working a security detail at the library was notified about the incident when the officer walked over to the man he observed him watching porn and drinking a beer according to the report what kind of beer do you guys what now think about it you're a sandusky man it's tuesday evening you're gonna go watching pointed at the line you're gonna go watch vanna bardo or akira noir and you're you're going to kick back with a beer what is your library self-pleasure beer of choice that's a good question danny what do you think

i mean this because because it's interesting you guys they feel like he had a plan my guess is he did not wake up that morning thinking this was going to go here danny you're saying he's a guy he's a guy life finds him. He doesn't find life. Go ahead. This is the slacker. I'm going to guess from noon to four, some terrible stuff went down.

From that point on, we started to spiral to this moment. Fair enough. That's my prediction. With that said, I'm guessing it's impulsive beer buy. I'm going to go Bud Light. Bud Light. Okay.

St. Louis is on the light watching this figure. Well, it's definitely not a Chimay. You don't think? Maybe it is. You don't think he's picking up like a Frambois L'Ambeque or maybe a little Racer 5, a little Scrimshaw? A L'Ambeque? I want a Chimay. I know it's also not a fat tire.

I'm going to say, and it ain't no gross. You don't think it's a new Glarus? No. Allagash? I think it's, what state are we in? We're in Ohio. San Francisco, Ohio, yeah. It could be a Yingling. Could. Sandusky, Ohio. It could be a yingling.

Could be a LaBlox. He's trying to pull his yingling. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to go Rolling Rock. Rolling Rock. Trying to roll his rock. I love that Danny Jealous thinks that this just all randomly happened. He's the slacker of Jackers.

I think that he is drinking a milwaukee's beast give him a beast okay he's best from a can okay um also i'm imagining can for mine as well i want to say thank you i shouldn't also assume he could be watching like cody steel or manuel ferrera or xander corvus as well okay here we go we go. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to find out what kind of beer it is. We're eventually going to play some Guess the Agee before we wrap this all up. Here we go. But we'll also hear what Danny's been up to.

We'll be right back after this. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Don't People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. We got Danny Jollis. He's doing some live shows. He's definitely worth a follow.

Tell people how they can consume you in the best possible way, sir. Well, the number one way to consume me. Is at a library. Of course, obviously. Obviously. I think actually to be honest watching I'm about to plug my YouTube comedy special free for people to watch I would say watching that

in a library is potentially worse than because you're going to make a lot more hopefully you're laughing yeah a lot of money yeah and it's six what is it six six parts six parts name it's six, what is it? Six parts. Six parts.

It's a free comedy special. Love it. That I put out there for the world. I would love it if you checked it out. It means the world when people check it out, share it. It's everything. That is my only plug ever at this point for myself because it is my number one thing. It means the world to me. Fans of this show will recognize you from Crazy Ex-girlfriend of which you were phenomenal and even some of the live

stuff that you did with them on the road you know like sort of those live shows and stuff were just incredible and so good and you could tell they were like oh thank god this guy can like host stuff like he's a comic you know what i mean like you were able to kind of fill a lot of roles in that but what i lacked oh thank you what i lacked in musical theater thank you i made four with but i do know how to hold a mic and not sing right and that i was able to bring so andy kindler who we love so much does so my youngest my oldest daughter is really into musical theater and and is a theater, you know, studying theater in high school and whatnot and goes to an art school. And this is her favorite bit ever. Andy Candler, he, was it off the cuff, Jay?

This isn't an un-cabaret thing, but he was, I think it's been maybe in his chamber before. He's like my favorite person in any musical is the person who can't sing, you know, like who, like, I don't have to sing that well because i am the neighbor's wife he did the thing so my daughter think that's so funny and that's the role that you played in that was that was that was me i was the one that was like if i do it goofy enough you might not notice i'm not really hitting the notes. You had some good songs in that. You had a great song in that show.

Like phenomenal song about popularity that was just beautiful in that show. They handed me some gifts. Right. You delivered. You delivered. So fans of you from that, you will love Six Parts.

You're going to love it. It's great. Really, really smart. Rate it high. Tell some friends. Put some nice comments i loved your set on colbert i'll say that i'll say it out loud i'm proud you did a great job so uh what a time what a time uh what should we we got to tell people that we've got a live dumb people

town that's coming up on uh on may 22nd the musical guest is chris theely of nickel creek not nickelback nickel creek he's coming with his mandolin. He's the host of Live From Here on NPR. He is incredible. This guy's version, I can't wait to hear a mandolin version of the Dumb People Town theme. It's going to be incredible. He's a big Largo guy and just really a tremendous talent and a great dude. And then the Doughboys.

We are podcast mashed up with the Doughboys. Doughpeople Town. We've been on their podcast. They're so great. Nick and Mitch are just fantastic. And they will be fantastic. We'll make sure that we'll get a lot of food-related stories. Let me ask you guys.

Hey, let me ask you, Jason and Randy. Danny, chime in and let me know what you think of this too. Is our live Doughpeople Town, is that the time that the three of us eat the chicken sandwich from popeyes yes yeah and we chicken from popeyes the chicken sandwich from uh chick-fil-a and i guess and i throw the mcdonald's one in there just to see for the hell of it i mean i think maybe we do one ain't gonna compete no who knows compete. No. Who knows, man? Thank you, Danny. Let's try it.

That's when we do it. That's when we do it. We do it with them. And that's like, oh my God, that'll be incredible. So if you want to see the chicken challenge get played out by your favorite chicken eaters, remember we did the stereo. And we're going to get back up on stereo and do more of those because those are so much fun. But when we did the stereo of the craziest junk foods and the craziest fast foods,

this is kind of like the full exploration of that so i'm very excited so if you go to danielvankirk.com or nowherecomedyclub.com you can find the ticket link live down people town i'll get your tickets for that because that one is going to be humongous the 22nd of may that's saturday night 6 30 p.m west coast 9 30 to eastern and hang for the pre-show the post show hangs those are so much fun what posters made it's going to be awesome all right dan reset us all right i will i want to remind everybody go to danielvancourt.com if you want to play some bingo with me raise some money for charity have a great time hear people's secrets they get dark and funny and then also you can do some pub trivia as well and bring a team it's a great time you might get to win me

coming to your house and doing live stand- because that's the grand prize. Amazing. Okay, here we go. The kind of beer that this man, they don't, they never give him a name. I'm down to call him Neil. If you guys want or like or Mitch does, he he's drinking Bryce, Bryce, Bryce just got laid off and not because of the pandemic. All right, when the officer walked to the man's got laid off and not because of the pandemic. When the officer walked to the man. He just got something off. You are crushing it today with these.

He's not a Bryce man. He was watching porn and drinking. One of you got very close and drinking Budweiser. The king. I thought he was watching his figure. I thought he Oh, Danny. The king. Doesn't care about his figure. I thought he was going to care about that. Yeah.

Calories don't matter to me. This guy is watching Korn in the library. I feel good about that. I feel good about that guess. You should. You start saying, here comes the king. Here comes the king. Here comes the king.

Yeah, he's the king and he's going to. Okay. Let's get back into this story and don't forget if you're a patreon member stick around for the end because danny has a dumb story from his own life that he's gonna tell us here we go for that uh the man also had a bag under his computer with several empty beer cans in it as well as some unopened cans he's there for the long haul guys this is a full night this is uh we're in. He probably has to be a bottle service when you know how fast this guy drinks.

That's true, but I'm not a shotgun three of them, but I don't I'm not begrudging anybody their interest. I do begrudge him doing this in a public place, but I don't begrudge anybody their interest. But to me if you have like six beers with you to watch porn, you are in it for the storyline

right? You have to be like you enjoy doing this dan he should not and danny he should not have been doing this in the children's reading section i feel like that maybe is a bridge too far you don't do that on a bean bag you don't do it on a bean bag you don't clean off with stuffed animals you don't do it here's what i love this furthers my belief though this was a series this was a series of bad events this is his empty beer right this is his version of the movie falling down like we didn't start here this is where life got drove him to this place all in one day i would even guess that at the point he entered the library he probably had had a couple but maybe not even with the

intention of watching this sort of thing maybe he was like let me just go to library having a rough day yeah drink a little maybe now when he's when you're having a rough day and you're drunk you're like where's the one place i'm gonna go bar everybody knows your name you have to present your library card before you know it's true what if he was so drunk he thought he was in a bar and he's like this is the best fucking bar ever plenty of seats i can watch whatever i want there's a bar called life isn't there a bar i worked i was a bartender in in la at the library bar down on sixth and hope i used to be a bartender there and a door guy do you know how many shows i've done in la where i've been in a bar where i open being like do you know how weird it is there isn't one tv in this bar. Do you understand how in the rest of the country, nobody does this?

Right. None. It's all TVs. Oh, yeah. It's all TVs. I'm at home in Rochelle, Illinois right now. If you opened a bar without a TV, you have not opened a bar.

Why would you open a bar? They would be like, what is your liquor store? So many bars in LA. Even liquor stores have TVs. Yeah, it's like books on the wall. It's like, who is reading books at the bar? What is this business model? So I'm going to go go one further they should have a bar at a best buy you know you're

just the bar right there think of think of how many impulse purchases they could make if you were just getting drunk in front of a huge screen like you know what i mean yep your kids are running around playing with ipads and you're just knocking a few back yep you go pick up a boy's life on blu-ray why not you're there okay here we Thank you. The man also had the bag. Like I said, the report states the man initially gave the officer his brother's name, but the officer recognized him. There's so many things about that sentence. I love first of all, you're going to throw your brother under the bus. Second of all, the guy's going to go. He's going to go like Neil. I know you. I know I know you on Abramson. No, Neil, stop it. Yeah, Neil. I know it's you. Your

brother's twelve years older. After the officer told the man he could face additional charges for lying to the police, the man gave the officer his real name. The man told police. Here's the here is what I this is probably the sentence. I love most in this story. The man told police he used his brother's name because he didn't want to end up in the news, which means that's it. He would have been fine with his brother's name ending up in the news. What an idiot that I love that ending up in the news

is the worst thing that could happen to this guy. What about the fact that you're going to jail, buddy? Remember in Ghostbusters when Ray couldn't clear his mind? This guy couldn't come up with any other name

than his brothers. All he needed, he could put any two words together. He could have gone first name, first name. People would have been like, that happens, I get it. Your name is Kyle Craig.

It's fine. Yes. Jeff Gregory. Right. You don't recognize the cop he recognizes you you don't reckon being like i know right he knows him he knows him oh he could have looked at two things he could have been my name is book row like he could like he could have just looked around the room dan this is a man who's watching porn in a library. This is a guy who is very clearly divorced from reality. Probably divorced. And divorced from a lawyer.

And his kids. Yeah. Yeah. The man was issued a summons for open container, a minor misdemeanor, and banned from the library for 60 days, which somehow feels long and way too short. 60 days. Hey, that's it. That's it. That's it.

Two months. Come on back. Come on back. Come on back. We got plenty of open books for you. See you in June. All right. We're going to get out of here in this. I'm not that desperate for people.

But how's he going to return all those books? Oh, wait. We're going to get out of here in this before all our Patreon loyal friendly fans get to hear Danny's dumb story. How old is Neilil abramson which i feel like we've named him in the course of the story how old is neil abramson now take into account what you know according to danny he had a very bad day which is probably the title of his book neil abramson's very bad day he had a very bad day he bought you had a bad day don't

put that in anybody's head nope we're gonna get sued uh okay he had a very bad day he bought you had a bad day don't put that in anybody's head nope we're gonna get sued uh okay he had a very bad day i would say he had a minimum of six budweiser cans with him probably tall sure they were in a paper bag he's watching porn at the library tuesday 7 15 p.m i'm gonna let you see a photo of this guy before you guess his age, which you know means it will not help you one way or the other. Right. Sometimes, Danny, this is worse. This is a curveball that we get where we're like, oh boy. I know. It's like

Tom not Segura. For those who cannot see this, just worth mentioning the just note the title of this file on your computer library porn library porn.jpg i mean if someone opens that up on your computer they're going to be very disappointed or they're going to be thrilled who knows what they're into face looks like an egg

with it i don't want to be mean but he looks like if a thumb became a person. That's right. And also, he kind of has that look on his face like, what? What? Does he look like? I'm not trying to sell myself short, but does he look like if he made a copy of a copy of a copy of me? Yeah, if the ink started to bleed a little bit. He looks like if you and John Caparulo had a baby. That's right. He looks like he died in the Bada Bing and season

four of Sopranos. Okay, how old do you think Neil Abramson is? Danny, you can go first or you can go last. You can even go Tig if you want. Whatever you want. Tig would be second. I'm not afraid. I will say my

so i look at this man and i see a lot of regret and bad decisions okay which says to me he's actually much younger than i than i think you might assume okay so looking at him i'm gonna go with does he look like he enjoys a good rolling rock as jason predicted he looks like he's he looks like he's walked down the outside bottoms of his shoes i mean he walks like on randy you could have ended you could have ended that sentence at down he looks like he walked down that's it he looks like he's he's walked off the bottoms of all of his pants. Oh, he's definitely fallen off a dock. He's a 34-27. Such a look of regret.

It's tough. Do you ever think about what you would do if you ever had to do a mugshot? Would you smile or would you not smile? I think I'd smile. It depends on how it happened. Am I wrongly arrested? It depends what the crime was. You know what I mean?

He looks like Justin Thomas on Jerry Lewis' Medicare. Prednisone. Yeah. Yeah. I hope someone told him he's allergic to bees. Okay. Danny, what's your guess? I'm going to go.

I'm going to go 29. Okay. Very good. Jason, what do you think? Yeah. That's so in the wheelhouse. Good call. He's got the hair of a 45-year-old,

but he's got the face of a baby face of a 32-year-old. This guy is the human manifestation of Baby Fenster. If you put him in a baby outfit and he was in a stroller, people, and then they think, oh, it's such a cute baby, and then you go in the bathroomroller people and then you know they think oh it's such

a cute baby and then like you go in the bathroom you look through the keyhole and he's shaved he does look like a cartoon baby mobster I said yeah baby finsta baby finsta

what'd you say Jay I said 32 I never listened to you say, Jay? I said 32. Why do I never listen to you? And Danny said 29. I think he's 37. 37. Okay. Yeah.

All right. 37 and single for many more years. We'll get out of here on this. Six parts on YouTube. Go watch Danny's special. It doesn't cost you anything. In fact, it gives you something. It's just fun.

A good time. Watch it and then share it it's good comedy cannot make money i cannot stress enough he's trying his best not to do on this if you asked my reps they would legitimately think that was true danny if people wanted to follow you though where could they do that to tell you how much they love your special oh my gosh you can follow me at at danny jollis okay uh j-o-l-l-e-s awesome we're doing the final plug with the end of comedies like hockey go see it live it's better in person there you go i'm still on that sentence i'm still on that sentence uh and then uh hang out with us on may 22nd for dough people town we're gonna eat some chicken sandwiches and do some great stories and if it comes up, maybe we'll even have another greenly who knows

go to Daniel van Kirk dot com. If you want to hang out with me doing some shows. All right, here we go. Neil Abramson is 40 years old.

Oh! You guys sold him short. He's lived that life. He's lived that life. He does look good. He looks bad and good. He looks good for 40, horrible for 29. Day 40, he's 40. He's 40 years old. Yeah, 40.

Randy, you said 38, right? 37. I said 37. I was close yeah that's very good yeah i was in the wheelhouse yeah that is but dan as many times happens with that picture the picture itself is misleading i know yeah i know well i think it was miss it was misleading since that he looked older and we all were like he's you know he's lived a harder life this time that's right so we tried it we tried to outfox the truth. And you can't do that. You can't do that.

You can't do that. Because the words Fox and Truth should never be in the same sentence. Danny Jollis, thank you so much for being a part of this. And oh shit, guys, we, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb