Dumb People Town - Dean Delray - I'll Kill You

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

This week Dean Del Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a teacher being banned for taking kids to a strip club.

Skypains Avenue Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Delray. Dean Delray, welcome to Dumb People Town. Population U. Population Del Rey. Dean Del Rey, welcome to Dumb People Town, my brother. How are you? I'm good. How about you guys? Oh, my God.

It feels like at times we all just live in Dumb People Town. I mean, we take up residence. We stay at hourly motels there. We live the life, do we not? We definitely talk about it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, half my act is about people are dumb yeah exactly or dumb shit you've done they're riddled with add they don't read uh you know

like you'll tweet on stage tonight at nine and they'll tweet right back what time it's it's just insane how bad i and then you'll leave that town and three days later someone will say biggest fan when are you coming to my town and you're like dude i just did it i was just there yeah that just happened to me just happened to me i just i said fuck you and the guy was like what what does that mean on my live instagram i was just like because i don't know if now if they're doing it just to get you hot, you know, pissed off or if they're doing it to,

you know, they feel guilty that they didn't go and they want to act like they don't. I just don't say anything at all. I won't know. I will not know. Start giving detailed answers. Somebody's like, when are you coming back to Cleveland?

You go, I'm here tonight. Come down to Hilarity's. I'll be there at 8 o'clock. I'll tell you what. I put your name on the list. You just walk in. Invite a bunch of people. I had a guy Friday night. He goes, man, bummed I'm not going to the shows tonight, man.

I got to work. I go, oh, well, there's two tomorrow. Ghost. Nothing. He deleted his account. It was great because they were sold out, so I was like, fine. That's the way it goes. Well, we've got our fans send us these

dumb stories, and then we'll just go through it. The best way to do it is to tweet at Daniel Van Kirk, hashtag dumb people town, and then send a link to the story. He knows who sent it first, so let's jump in. We got Dean Del Rey here. Let's break one down. Are you guys ready for this? Settled in by Kyle Andrews at Late Night Nachos.

I love that handle. Late Night Nachos. When was the last time you had Late Night Nachos, Dean? Well, I quit sugar like five years ago, but before... Is there sugar in nachos? I go nachos for breakfast. AM, PM, the worst ones too.

Just pull in, goose up some cheese on the nachos, and then fill up the gas. Microwave it, just some breakfast. Breakfast nachos is not a word you hear, and you should hear it more, so I agree with you. I'm going to read you the headline. It's a little confusing, but you know it's going to be a good done time. Here it goes.

Okay. Northumberland Longridge Towers School strip club teacher band. What? Northumberland Longridge Towers School strip club teacher band. So the teacher rap rap lyric. I know.

Doesn't it sound like like a groove, you know? Yeah, exactly. But doesn't it sound like they're saying the school has a strip club teacher? A strip club teacher. When do you have strip club? Is that right after home ec, Dean? I think I've got it right.

It's after PE because you got to be loose. You got to limber. After you get off the rope, you go right to the pole. Rope to pole is the way it always goes. If you got to go pole to rope. Pole work is hard. Pole work should, if you're doing pole work to rope, work is hard. Pole work should. If you're doing pole work in school,

that should qualify as a P credit. It is. I'm in the AV club. What club are you in? I'm in the strip club. Oh, okay, that's different.

Jesus, an it teacher who threatened pupils. This guy, we're going to get this guy. He's metal, an it teacher who threatened pupils and took some to a strip club while he was drunk during a school trip has been banned from teaching for how long? How long do you guys think a teacher who threatened pupils and took some to a strip club while he was drunk? If you threaten a pupil, you're done.

What did he threaten to not take them to the strip club? Wait, what city is it, though? What city? I will tell you they were on a school class trip to Costa Rica. You know all the great strip clubs in Costa Rica. And we'll dig into it, but just the broad strokes. Once there, he got drunk, took kids to a strip club, threatened other pupils. Just on that alone, how long do you think he got suspended from being a teacher?

Dean, what do you think? Well, I want to know what state it is because it depending on if it's california he's just electric chair but if it's like kentucky he's just like suspended for a weekend you know this comes from the uk this is in english literally english well you know over there over there, they're not canceling people. So they just might be like, not cool, bloke. And then he just goes back to work the next day. So you think they're not going to even... There's no suspension.

No suspension. Nope. None. He definitely got suspended. So pick a small time frame if you think it's small. Okay. I would say two days. Two days.

Jay, what do you think? I think a year. A year. He should be for life. I want life. Oh, I would say two days. Two days. Jay, what do you think? I think a year. He should be for life. I want life. I want life on this dude. How long are you going, right? Life. Can't teach anymore.

Okay. He was banned from teaching. Get your answers in townies. If you're one of our Patreon members, you are seeing this show live as it happens. You can get a guess in the chat right now. We thank everybody for being here. If you want to join us for one of these, you're

like how the hell did that happen? Just sign up at the Patreon. That's how you do it. Go to Daniel van Kirk, Con. We have some information. Some people are guessing. We got a ten see a ten year guest in their years is in. I see a five year from Ashley shoulders. Okay, I will tell you he was banned from teaching for three years, not enough years, not enough three years duty threat. His students Richard Glenn's behavior was so quote unacceptable. I three years. Not enough years. Not enough three years. Duty threatened his students. Richard Glenn's behavior was so quote unacceptable. I don't know why

why is that in quotes? Why is it? Yeah, it's not an acceptable period unless they're just saying it's quoting that that's what they said. He was sent home early during Long Ridge Tower schools trip to Costa Rica in July 2019. The teaching regulation agency heard what if there's a guy who's like, I don't

want to be on this trip anymore? Well, that's one way to do what I can to get off this island. What am I going to do? I'm going to threaten some students. That's not enough. I'm going to take him to the strip club. That's not enough. I'm going to get drunk. Did he take him to the champagne room? I'm not surprised at all. I mean, you know, cops shoot innocent

people and they work the next day. So that he got a harsh penalty. So you think it's harsh? Okay. Mr. Glenn admitted gross misconduct and was dismissed in August 2019. The Northumberland private school costs up to 4,800 pounds a term for gay pupils. That'd be close to it. It costs $6,800 in the united states for a term

like okay it's about thirteen thousand dollars a year wow it's a private school yeah parents are not going to be psyched about the private school teacher taking their kids to a strip club they will not be psyched a misconduct panel heard of dick glenn who taught computer science i mean he's more normally buttoned up guy dude this is the type of guy that tries to build a girl with a this is his. This is like the USA Networks version of Breaking Bad, right? Like it's not chemistry and it's not drugs. It's computer science

and strip club. Mr. Glenn, what are we doing tonight? I don't know. It's more like you guys. I'm fifty five. I remember stuff like meatball. So is it Bill Murray? You know, it's just a movie theme. Yeah, there you go.

Meatballs, what a great movie. It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. He taught computer science and had been head of sixth form since 2007. He was one of the leaders of the group of 16 to 18-year-olds that went to Costa Rica on July 5th, 2019. Think about that. Who wants to go as a teacher and have to chaperone these? This guy, you see what he had planned, I guess, and he's

going to live it up. This is his spring break. Yeah, he's hard enough to watch your own kids. I'm getting out. I'm getting out. I'm breaking free. Yeah, the panel said pupils were relying on him for guidance in Costa Rica, but his negative action included the following. I'm going to run it down for you guys. Read it out. What this guy did in Costa Rica with it up drinking with pupils. How long do you wait before you're like guys? Come on.

You're 18. I'm 38. Let's drink. Well, they drink in the UK at 16. Right. So that doesn't seem strange to me. Yeah, that's true, but it just feels weird. He said also he allowed one or more pupils to drink alcohol despite being under the legal age of 18.

So legal age is 18. He also changed it. Or maybe they were going by Costa Rica's laws. I don't know. Went in Costa Rica. Yeah, I have that T-shirt. went in Costa Rica. Yeah, I have that t-shirt. Then he also got rung up for

threatening to quote kick the head in of one pupil and kill another. Well, listen, I'm going to say this. He was mad at some of these kids before they left the UK. He didn't go like that. He was like those are the kids that were

threatening to narc on. Yeah, I'm going to this trip. Snitches get stitches. I will kill you. I will kick your head in. Also, he probably said it really drunk under his breath. I'll kill you. He didn't even know they heard it. Kick your head in.

He's just drunk in the corner. Give me a dollar. He's trying to make it rain. Dean, and then he also did that drunk argument thing where he was like, I'm going to kill you. Somebody's like, did you say you're going to kill me? He's like, you didn't hear me. He's like, no, I didn't hear you.

You didn't hear anything I said. Shut up. It wasn't me. I didn't say nothing. We don't even know each other. I went through a divorce, and you didn't say anything. I love those dudes when they're drunk in the bar. They're like, oh, she doesn't't me. I didn't say nothing. We don't even know each other. I went through a divorce and you didn't say anything. I love those dudes when they're drunk in the bar. They're like, oh, she doesn't love me. You don't even know. You're like, what?

Or like when you're bartending and you ask someone a simple question and they give you a very loaded answer. Like they just had their second drink by themselves. You're like, you want a third one? And they're like, yeah, because nobody else is going to join me tonight, right? And you're like, okay, do you need another drink? That's all I'm asking you. She ain't coming back.

You didn't hear what I said about her Sarah. All right, here's another thing. So he's told he told he threatened to kick the head in of one people and kill another and kill another. It was also in trouble for telling one people quote. I'm not in trouble.

You'll be in trouble. That's a classic drunk. Everybody else is kicked out of the bar. You guys are kicked into the bar. I'm the one leaving. I own this place, man. I make the rules. You actually don't.

You're a teacher. You don't own a bar. I make rules. My question was, did they have masks on? That's what I was wondering. Probably not. Well, this is 2019. So definitely not. They did not need them, but

it is Costa Rica, so you never know in a strip club. After being aggressive to one pupil, he kissed the boy's forehead and told him, quote, you're all right. That's a drunk goodbye. That's right. That's a drunk goodbye. That's worse. That's suspended forever.

On the forehead is so weird. On the forehead is like, it's sexual. It's not sexual. It's just weird. It's godfather. It's mafia. Right before you shoot the person, you're like, I love you, Fredo.

And then you take the canoe ride. The catamaran. The catamaran. The catamaran. Canoe ride for Fredo. Kiss on the forehead. It's always death. We know that. We've seen it.

I guess it isn't. Dean, you're right. He probably did lean into one of these kids and go, I know it was you. I know it was you, man. I know it was you, and it breaks my heart. It breaks my goddamn heart. You're breaking my heart.

And then another thing they rung him up for was taking one or more pupils to a strip club. Or more. Or more. And don't you think he started like, guys, it'd probably be crazy if we went to a strip club, right? Like, it'd be crazy if we went. What if we just walked by? What if we took a picture in front of it? Let's just see if we could go.

I'm just saying. Like, we should see. Who thinks we can't get in? All right. Who needs to use the bathroom in the strip club? I'm not saying we're get in all right who needs to use the bathroom in the strip club i'm not saying we're going in but he who needs to use the bathroom i think he tricked him with the burger king trip and it was right next door and he's like what's in here and then we could probably take our food in here and eat it in here and i'll wait for you guys will you guys go to the bathroom what's in here this is the indoor eating area you know he's just getting

yelled at by some other teacher named laura and he's like, it's culture, Laura. It's culture. It's Burger King. It's close enough. What's going on? It's Costa Rica. He also acted aggressively towards the woman leading the trip when she tried to help him get back to his tent.

That's always a good sign. Tent. He was staying in tents. It's a camping trip on top of it all. I can't stay in tents with these kids without seeing some naked ladies. Without seeing a champagne room before I leave. But imagine

her being like, alright, come on, let's just get you back to your tent. I don't have to lean on anybody. It's Moonrise Kingdom Part 2. It's the bad version of that he also i feel like nothing good ever goes down in costa rica anytime i hear costa rica something bad after it oh for sure no one's ever like i went down to costa rica and doesn't end the story with and then the zip

line broke yeah and then the zip line broke. Also was in trouble for excuse, exposing himself to the woman in the shared hotel room. Let me finish, although it was agreed. This was not malicious or sexually motivated. You can't do that, but i'm saying at least that they were like no, he wasn't being like a sexual creep. Just i'm going to change. It was just like off all of his clothes who know who knows, but even still how they go from tents to a hotel room yeah what's going on with that yeah this is like a weird i got a room fuck these tents sorry my shorts are so short i bent over there i didn't mean to

mean to he was supposed to be there now remember they got there on july 5th he was supposed to be there until july 28, but I'm going to ask the three of you. When did they after how many days was he sent home by the expedition? Now we're on an expedition. They basically said it's better for us to not have any one less chaperone. That's right. Then this guy, yes, that destructive. All right. How many days was he sent home by the expeditions leader quote due to his behavior? What do you think as if it would be due to anything else? Man, I'm open one day, but that after that night, I mean what were they do like a Paul? We're going to give you another chance, but don't be doing that

shit. You know, I think Dean, how many days do you think he waited? Yeah, how yeah, like how many days do you think he went this hard before they sent him home? Did he wait two weeks in? Was this day three? I think that was day one. You know how people are. They're fired up. All right, we're in Costa Rica. Jimmy told me about this strip joint.

They should have known when he wore his swimsuit on the plane. Any guy wearing a swimsuit on the plane is too jazzed about wearing a shirt. I've seen swimsuit on the plane on flights to Vegas. And you know that that guy, and they usually only have a book bag because they are going straight to the pool where their friends are waiting for them. He's holding a seat for me.

Yeah. Jay, what do you think? I think he was there for 12 days. 12 days. He was there for five days. Five days. They're like, we cannot have this anymore. Because at that point, they're like, we just, like if it's, what was it? The 5th through the 28th like we just like if it's what was it the

fifth through the 28th yes so if it's the 20th or three days if it's the 21st okay you still have like seven days people be like all right just reprimand him and see if he can hold it together for the end of the trip i think it's only a couple of days in five days my question is this was the fifth of july what the fuck did he do on the fourth of July? UK, UK, they don't care. They don't care. But yes, I think about that twenty three days. They're factoring in two days of travel. So you're getting three weeks in Costa Rica. Damn.

Okay. All right. So all right. What school is that? I said five days. I know. All right. We went to like great America one day, you know, we were to a farm which we all lived on. It wasn't even all right. Come on, take a break. We're going to come back. We're going to find out. Come back. We will find out. We'll see everything that Dean's out to hear about the podcast, all the great stuff he has

going on where you can go see him live after he's just left. We'll do it right after this break. Stick around. make a sound there's more don't people town hey guys welcome back to the show we got dean del rey here he's a great follow on social media um a great and we'll say this a fantastic comic if he is in town headlining wherever you are go see him you will absolutely love it also always one of the better photos when I see Troy Conrad or anybody posting comedy story shots. You somehow always get in a good angle with good lighting. It's a rocker photo, man. You always come out with the rocker photo because there's that rocker deep inside of you, my man. Well, I lost 40 pounds, but before that, it would just be four

chins every photo. Every photo, Four chins and a bad mustache. You got your money's worth. You're like, I'm going to just do one chin. We're going all four. I want them all. It's so funny now. I look at the photo and I go, man, I'm all right with that. And then somehow the club will find the one from 11 years

ago. Coming to town, Dean Del Rey is just... Dude, there's one photo that they always use of me and jason that was taking a lucha vovo where we're both in suits and we're kind of doing a wrestling claw thing and i'm like i hate this photo more than anything like but that's the only one they use i'm like we've taken so many other photos that's the one they use yeah so dean you know like no one uses websites but i built a new one recently and just loaded it with like 50 photos. So it would flood the top of Google.

There you go. That's so lazy. It's the only reason I did it. It's your Google Flutter site. So you started. Did you have you started yet? I know we kind of talked about a new podcast with Marin. Tell people about it so that they can check it out because that it sounds awesome.

Well, right before COVID, we did like a three-week tour and we were doing these instagram lives while we were driving across america and just just riffing uh having fun talking and you know looking for food and complaining and stuff yeah and there was a situation where we were going to Milwaukee, and I was like, oh, we got to go see the Fonzie statue. And Mark was like, yeah, Fonzie statue. I was like, come on, we got to go. It's crazy. I saw it before.

And I love Fonzie. He goes, of course you do. Of course you do. But hey, i don't like i don't like dumb fonzi third season fonzi i like first season or second season dark fonzi before they've even explained why he doesn't have a family like it's just he's this rogue yeah it's great you know and before we know he's arthur so so we um i said dark fonzie you know and i said that'd be a great band name if we ever had a band well fast forward uh about a month ago i said hey we should you know we were doing these

instagram lives at night yeah on the lockdown and people would join on and i said let's do a podcast and he agreed which i was uh stunned by it's's awesome. And we call it Dark Fonzie. And it's basically, I'll give you the description. And Mark wrote this description, and here it is. You're going to love this. It's total Mark. So the original description, just because I was lazy, was two guys in their 50s talking. That's it.

So specific, Dean. I like it That's it. So specific, Dean. I like it. Don't be so specific, Dean. And then he sent it over and he's like, nah, this is what it is. Two middle-aged guys with no kids, no cigars, and no love for sports. Talking about life, cats, dogs, rock, movies, clothes, food, comedy, and most things that have nothing to do with kids, cigars, or sports. That's great.

That's phenomenal. So classic. Dark Fonzie is the name of it, and people can get it wherever you get podcasts right now. Am I right? Yeah, and I started a podcast network called the Cactus Radio Network. I've got five shows on there.

I've got Byron Katie, who's like a spiritual kind of guru and people people love her like jim carrey worships her and uh and then i've got my podcast the grail which i celebrate all kinds of people that make stuff by hand like stereos or guitars or denim or boots and there's like the holy grail each week of something somebody goes hey i'm looking for a watch i go the holy grail of watch that's awesome yeah and then let there be talk i've been doing 10 years uh 700 episodes amazing man i remember when we we had you on the previous version of this show back at the earwolf days like man probably like six five six years ago something like that and your story was just so great for people you said like i wanted to do comedy i started later than

most people. I just went to the store, and I just fucking poured my heart into it. Every chance I got, let me do whatever show. And you just grinded it out with all these kids. And you were like, hey, what's the difference? I have all this life to draw on. I just need, I'll keep chipping away until I get my way in. And you've crushed it.

You've done it, dude. I love it. Oh, man. It's the only thing i love to do and that's uh that's the honest truth i don't care about anything else except comedy and i do all the podcasting to try to drive butts in the seats but if i was dave chappelle i would have no podcast i would just roll in do the theater and enjoy the other 23 hours. But right now, I work like, hey, man, we know it.

We understand that. Deeply, deeply, deeply. All right, well, let's get back to this. And then our Patreon fans, Dean's got a great dumb story, so you're going to want to stick around for that. Here we go. Ready? Right.

So crazy teacher. So we asked how many days he was in Costa Rica before he was sent home due to his bad behavior. Damn. The guesses were being said one one I said five five. I said twenty ten. Okay, one of you is only one

day off. Oh, so now you all have the option to go up or down one day. What direction I'm going to two days. I'm going to say first day. He was burnt out. Yeah, I'm going to say eleven days. I'm going to say six. Six. All right.

Get your answers in. All of our Patreon. I see four days. I see three days in the chat. Here we go. Okay. What's his name? Glenn or something like that?

Dick Glenn. Dick Glenn. Dickie Glenn. Dick Glenn. Little Dickie. The amount of days that he lasted in Costa Rica, and we still have more of this story to break down, is six days.

Oh! Nice. Nice. Wow. You know what that means? He was just bored. He's like, I'm getting drunk. I want to get thrown out of here.

I got to get off this trip. The first couple nights were like, you think Mr. Glenn's drunk? Like he was trying to hide it a little bit, but they knew. Third night, he's like, get it. Glenn's drunk like he was trying to hide it a little bit, but they knew third night. He's like, get it. Who's coming is strip club. The panel said his behavior placed one or more pupils in his care at risk. I mean, like the what the ones he wanted to beat the shit out of. Yeah,

when he's got to kick their head in, you know, every forehead kiss one. Yeah, he might want to add something to the report. It added that there was quote no malice or sexual intent in taking the students lap to a lap dancing club. Really? But Mr. Glenn admitted it was inappropriate and unprofessional for him to fail control of the situation.

I love that for him. The situation was out of control. Yeah, they're like that was a great club. Hey, man, look, dude, the situation got out of my going to be honest with you guys. When I took the kids there, I did not know you could touch at that club. You got to put that on the club. All right.

And the kids were tight. They'd never been before. They didn't know you can't touch them. Can't lay hands. They got to learn the hard way. He added that he could not remember what happened due to his state of intoxication, but he did not dispute the recollection of those present. The report said the panel was shown photos of drink tickets bought at the

strip club and said it was satisfied that his conduct amounted to misconduct of a serious nature, which fell significantly short. How hard is it for these guys to get teachers to go on these trips? Do you understand what I'm saying? He walks in and starts buying all these kids goddamn drink tickets, right, man? Come loose, guys.

Some of these, I swear to God, it's a Bill Murray film. He's the best teacher. Right now. Can't make that film now. But in the 70s. In the 80s. That's like the old Mad Magazine one.

Remember that Mad Magazine film? Say it again. That's what this is. The panel's report said Mr. Glenn was at various times during the school trip under the influence of alcohol. No shit. I bet once the plane took wheels up, he's bottoms up and therefore he was not in a position to adequately take decisions or act in loco. Parents should need a rise. This would this was a rentis. Yeah, yeah, that's right. It

said I don't know. I said parents here. Yeah, which I was like. I guess that's a term. I don't know. He should have picked up some coke. He's in Costa Rica and he could have leveled it out where he wouldn't have been shit-faced. You got to bump your way. And he would have been able to handle it. You got to balance your booze with a bump. It's okay. So you're going to be.

So Dean Del Rey is going to ban him for not properly balancing his booze with a bump. Yeah, exactly. You got to balance it with a bump. That's the bumper sticker. Bump your way into being a good champ around. Three bumps away. Don't get sloppy man. I know how to control it man. Mr. Glenn was an experienced teacher and pastoral

leader man. He's really caught oh my God. This guy who would not have been expected to lead an overseas trip safely and would have been well aware of the conduct expected of him after the three years have elapsed Dick Glenn will need to apply for the band to be lifted, so it is kind of indefinite. The panel said we will get out of here on this before our

Patreon members get to hear a dumb story from Dean's own life, whether he witnessed it or partook in it or was the victim of it, but I will ask the three of you as well as our Patreon townies guess right now, how old is Dickie Glenn? Is Richard Glenn? All right, Dean, what do you think? How old is Richard Glenn? I mean, he sounds like a young guy because that's some real dumb shit.

So I would say he's probably 25. Young guy, gay. He was like, I just was you a couple years ago. Yeah, yeah. Jay, what do you think? I think he's 40. 40 years old. I think he's 32. Hey, Judd Apatow, this is

40. I'll take 32. I'll take a 32. Okay. Richard Glenn, get your answers in. I see a 29. I see a 63. I see a 48. 63. Dude, 63. That would be great if he was 63. He's got three months left to retire for

punching. You guys are so tight, man. Back in my day. You know, old men, they can just say like, I'm 63. What'd you expect? Our townie Matthew Windorf, who's holding it down in Milwaukee right now. He's probably throwing distance to the Fonzie

statue. Good Chicago sports fan. I think he went with 37. Here we go. Richard Glenn will get out of here on this before we hear Dean's dump dump story for Patreon. Tony's only Richard Glenn is fifty five years. Oh, he's my age. He's my age. This is why you got him so deeply.

That's right. I mean, I understand he could blame. He grew up on those movies, man. He just didn't know better. He could blame the films. Fast Times at Ridgemont. I remember when they went to the autopsy. Yeah, the autopsy was so great. Hey, you're not in this class.

I am today. Or like I was saying, Stripes, when they go to the bar and john candy like mud wrestles all those girls so he can blame those films i love it there you go guys that is a show uh thank you dean del rey can't wait to uh check out and all you guys should check out dark fonzie with him and mark and oh shit we gotta get back to work A podcast network.