Dumb People Town - Dina Hashem - Finger Salad

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

Comedian Dina Hashem (Dark Little Whispers) stops by as Daniel describes how an AirBnB host sent footage of a man having an affair on her property to his wife after he refused to pay, Jason explains that a woman sued Chopped restaurants after finding a finger in her salad, and Randy warns against calling the police over the price of crab, and so much more!

Thank you. So listen to our podcast jam With co-hosts Armand and Dan And Dirk, don't be a jerk Cause when the music gets to funny hits We are gonna take you down Stick around, make a sound On your downies, Dumb People Town Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town

Population you Population Hashem Dina Hi Dina Welcome to the show Thank you. Population Hashem. Dina. Dina Hashem. Hi, Dina. Welcome to the show. Welcome to town. Thank you so much.

We were just hanging out so casually, and then we got into a crazy intro, but hi, how are you? I'm great. It's so nice to have you. I hope you're joking around about dumb stuff today. Yeah. I love dumb stuff. Oh, my gosh.

Well, you work on a smart show, so she's a writer on The Daily Show. For sure. She has a new special out, which is really, we'll talk about that. Well, you know my buddy Ashton? Yeah good friend of mine yeah houston is like a secret group my home club so that's where i met okay i met him and then uh i come and visit there and then sometimes we link up it's a great dude another great writer but today we have dina dina we'll talk about your special later yes we'll make sure everybody can see it i love that like we were talking before this whole show about how the thing we love the most is comedy

the thing we hate the most is promoting our stuff it's like that to us is dumb like i didn't get into comedy to be a mid-level marketer we're not good at it but we're gonna make sure no it'd be like if for real if like the grateful dead they're like hey so in addition to playing the show can you guys just go ahead and make sure the soundboard is set up right it's like no no that's not what you do we're not good at that i'm not there are some people who are geniuses at that we are not genius so we're here to promote your shit we'll put out in the world but more importantly we will talk about how the world is getting dumber. Daniel, you have a story.

Joke around about it. You guys ready? Yes. Let's jump in. Sent in by constant listener and dumb boot on the ground. Carleen McDermott at SheBeCarleen. This is one of our fans. So our friends, our fans.

Friends and fans. Friends and fans. I got family sending me stuff. Imagine if like that's what happened at the Daily Show. They're like, okay. So we reached out to our like listeners. Yeah. Friends and fans. I got family sending me stuff. Imagine if that's what happened at the Daily Show. They're like, okay, so we reached out to our listeners and our viewers. They sent in, this is the stories that they want you to do. Yes. So go to the SpaceX internet site called Twix and Elon's House of Pancakes.

Go to Elon's House of Pancakes. At Daniel Van Kirk. At Sklar Brothers. Hashtag dumb people town. That way we know who sent it and when. Yes. We can time stamp it. I love when people send them in.

I love when it's somebody that we've had around for a long time. I love a new person. I love a new person as well. To be like, oh my God, you won't believe it. I saw a car accident today, actually. Did you really? I did. You know there's certain car accidents where you're like, oh my God, I hope everybody's

okay. And there's other ones where you're like you fucking you dummy yes it was a dumb one a person was trying to do a u-turn oh boy as i'm like coming up to get out of the freeway and they just drove into the curb and then a tree oh i was like did you did it slip out of your hand kind of a victim did you completely over commitjudge? Did you overcommit on the phone with your coffee? Yeah, you knew the person was fine and you were just like, stop, get out of the way. Do you wait? You're in New York.

So how do you feel about driving out here when you're here? I don't drive when I'm here. God damn right you don't. Even when I had to live here for three months, I got a bicycle and I biked to Warner Brothers every day. You wouldn't have been safe with this person. I did six years, six and a half years with no car in LA. All right, here we go.

Okay. Here's the headline. Let's hear it. I mean, if I gave you this headline before you went on stage, you'd be like, you cool if I do that for the first five minutes? Airbnb host sent CCTV, so like ring camera. Sure. Sent CCTV, so like ring camera.

Sure. Sent CCTV footage of guest with another woman to his wife after bad review. Oh! Revenge is a dish. But is that, I mean. So if you're going to use an Airbnb to cheat on your wife. You better leave a good review. You better leave a good review. You got to button that up.

You got to button your shit up. This is not an am I the asshole, but you will, if you are like me, you will go back and forth. So initially you're like, who do you think's the asshole? Alright, let's take the temperature right now. Dina, who is like in the wrong here? For sure,

the woman sending the footage. I agree completely. She can't do that. Now he might be dumb, fitting for this show. Right. Like, if you are operating anywhere outside of the spectrum of rules, I don't care if it's work. It's a big overreach. I don't care if it's a lifeguard and you go take a nap.

I don't care what it is. You can't piss off anybody involved in the operation of you breaking the rules. Dan, you just created a great SNL character. Narcoleptic lifeguard. That is pretty funny. Hey! That would be fun. For the love of God!

I'll be right there! I don't know why, I just pictured Farley when he was like drowning in the, Please save me, you dumb bitch! You guys remember that? Where he falls through the ice and he's screaming? at uh janine garofalo it was janine there was like an old-timey like in the 1800s god damn i'm dying here uh god that's so funny okay it was just a period of time where they're like okay let's just we'll start a sketch we'll put farley in a situation he'll fall yell his way and then just yell at everyone.

Of course. I mean, there was like a second city stories where like, essentially it was like letting the bull out and Pamela. Let him go. You just were like, go. Okay, wait. Yeah, yeah. We both agree.

A host, a woman who sat in the wrong. Are you guys off of that? Because you're like, he's seen the wrong for being so stupid to leave a review so it let's let's think about this it is her livelihood is it a woman who sent the post yeah or who sent the cctv tv yes right so number one it is her livelihood so a bad review can hurt kind of what's what's what so don't make airbnb i agree i agree so i understand where it's coming from but i will say this she overstepped the line big time like you can't get involved in this what now what you could do what you could do if she was a little smarter she should have sent that video to the man and said i'm sending this to your wife unless you yeah a buck up and give me a better review bitch

what were you gonna say well what was the bad review for i feel like we're gonna we're gonna also i hope people have started watching uh the dumb people town episodes on all things comedy and i say this with love not like on youtube mean comedy like you know comics like god forbid you walk into a green room with the new leather jacket right there is so much oh this guy there is so much flair coming out of jason's top shirt like don't you be like he's at this event before he goes to a party and the party is underneath yes and i'm not gonna say anything more you gotta want him to wear i love it it's a great color like a furly scarf a little bit i thought i first thought that when he sat down if he had i was like does he have an ascot or if he had like uh if he had like i love it by the way director's monocle

yeah i love the color combo i'm like the single guy at a swingers party i came with no one who do i get to switch with not for long right you got all the keys okay here we go a fuming airbnb host allegedly forwarded footage of a guest bringing back bringing a woman back to the property to the person's wife as revenge for him leaving a bad review host pamela foller how would you do this f-o-h-L-E-R. Fohler? Fohler. Fohler. Fohler. Fohler. It feels like a full O though. Fohler.

It's like Kohler. Like I bet people go Fohler. She's like Fohler. Fohler. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying Fohler. Post Pam. I know that.

You want me to send you footage that I have? She's like, I know you're saying, I hear you, but you're saying it wrong. Right. Also, I love that we're doing it with F Fuller when her first name is Pam, which is where that joke comes from. From Step Brothers. Yeah. Yeah.

We're doing it on Fuller. Pam. Pam. No, Pam. P-A-M-M. It's like Inception joke. Brilliant. Host Pamela Fuller, quote, tried to.

Dan, the woman, by the way, in that scene who had to improvise with him. Do you know who that is? I've never gotten. I'm assuming it's a second city person or third improviser she held her own so well in that scene even in the unbelievable you know we're talking about stepbrothers i haven't seen it oh it's worth seeing it's on your list speaking of it i was too scarred by ex-boyfriends quoting it all day i get it but this this someday okay so when those people are long gone if it's like you're in a hotel on the road or whatever,

it's worth 20 years. Like leave it on. See if it's so silly. But even if you watch the outtakes of the Pam P and pancing, it's Will Ferrell. And I just went back and watched the player. Do you ever see? Yeah. Oh, the player is unbelievable.

Unreal link letter, right? No. Robert Altman. That's Robert Altman. and it's unreal it's about hollywood and super meta and very weird oh it's so great you mean bob altman there we go sorry host pamela fuller quote tried to extort renter sean mackie with threats of sending security camera footage of him with another woman to his wife but accidentally hit send so she was trying to do what jay said i think she was like

typing out to his wife and was like gonna send screenshots i'm like do you want me to send this and then hit send to his wife by accident quote unquote because she was macking on another woman mackie mackie sorry no dude of the mackie that's all right that's up we'll allow it yeah mackie from mississippi oh boy had rent had rented the tennessee-based accommodation if you're in mississippi that is where you vacation tennessee right yeah that is a like i'm going i'm going to the coast which coast tennessee because people from mississippi vacation in tennessee people from tennessee vacation in indiana people from indiana vacation in indiana yeah that's it right that's it they go away from evansville and the smell of sulfur that's in terre haute terre haute sorry uh he had rented the tennessee-based accommodation

from september 9th to september 11th never forget never forget when he rendered that for himself it really was the most disastrous day in american history when he brought a woman home at the zero in september 11th uh for himself and three guests how how come they never changed night like got rid of the 911 porsche at this point they should i know it didn't happen there first right i know but like in germany like porsche 911 yeah make it something else or they're like we're taking it back we can't let them win we're gonna let them win guys you can't make it a 9 12 how can i ask how old you are yes 34 okay so you were oh geez i was in like seventh grade yeah you were seven you remember it it was like a big deal like

yeah i remember it you're so for you for us that was it was the challenge the challenger blow up like sure watch that in school. I mean, Dave Chappelle has that unbelievable bit about how like the teacher wheeled in the thing. We're going to watch the space shuttle. And then, cause he's around our age, same age. And like they, you know, it starts to happen. Then like it goes bad.

Yeah. And he's like, the teacher turned off the TV and was like, everybody go home. I just said, everyone's straight. Anybody see the rocket last night? No. Oh, was that over San Diego? And he's like, the teacher turned off the TV and was like, everybody go home. I just said everyone straight home. Did anybody see the rocket last night? No. Oh, was that over San Diego? It ran the whole, like if you were looking west in LA, it went from like, if you were

looking over the hills all the way down to San Diego. I never believe in any of that stuff. If I see it on social media, it's like two people in San Diego. No, there's something. It was wild. Bro, look at that thing. No, it was wild. Okay, do you believe the meteor thing that hit the moon that they caught?

What? What? Have you not seen that footage? No. Oh, God, this is awesome. Are you talking about the Smashing Pumpkins video? No. That's a take on an old, that's like the first movie.

It's a real thing. All right, let's get back to the air. Okay, here we go. I'll show you. September 9th to September 11th, he rents it for him and three guests. And he told the property owner he may have additional friends over for dinner. Fuller claimed. God, is he laying track here right he's like trying to no he's laying track before he lays the pipe right he's like i i may have friends over i may have colleagues over for

dinner i might and you know what we might be laughing and we might be like touching each other on the arm and stuff but that's the way we do business he had friends over for dinner at the how much a night property so how much do you think it was to rent this house do you know what it's in tennessee he has three guests over so it's a four bedroom a lot of room a weekend okay and it is tennessee yeah okay maybe like 80 dollars 80 dollars that's what i would pay oh my god that's so right in the wheelhouse of what it should be I'm laughing but I'm like she's right I'm gonna go a little more I'll say like

$110 I say $150 the reason I made a guess is because it's $567 this is gonna be a great place a night Fuller claimed he that'd be Mackie had broken two house rules and invited more guests than expected and charged Mackie additional fees on the three-bedroom, two-bath property, which he refused to pay.

Yep. This is where it gets. You asked for a little too much. You rented the house. You're asking $500 in Tennessee. Who cares if he brings people over? In response, Fuller, so he refuses to pay the extra fees. We'll get to the fees later.

What am I? In response, Fuller allegedly sent Mackey's wife a CCT grab of him with another woman, pun intended, I guess. A lawsuit has since been filed against Pamela Fuller. For recording without them knowing. Who is accused of conspiring, quote, to extort sums of money out of Sean. That's right. So once she goes, oh, you don't want to pay me? Well, how about this? Now it's extortion you don't want to pay me well how about this

now it's extortion are you gonna pay me now right maybe can you hear me now a court document claimed that mackie had emotional distress inflicted upon him and was subject to ridicule and damage to his marriage do you want to see the photo that she sent to the wife yes okay are they touching i can't tell she's right up right she's doing that get that door unlocked you know that classic get that door unlocked I'll unlock it for you he's like wait are we still talking is she reaching between his legs to unlock you know what if she is that's fucking hot They call that the deadbolt Dina you see

Like if you didn't know these people And you saw them Standing that close to one another They're hooking up am I right I would have to say yes Right there's no way they're not Right okay She's comfortable enough to lean against him

Fuller this is not a business associate right had requested that mackie register additional guests at the property and the additional costs would be applied for extra guests even those who did not stay overnight that feels like a bull shit i don't know if you guys have seen the new vrbo or verbo whatever campaign this is everything it's based on because they're trying to say like if you're with verbo which is vacation homes you do not deal with any of this where because i've done airbnbs where i get there and there's literally a list of chores where i'm like i don't work here come to be your employees there's been times it feels like all these

things have to be put here this garbage if i'm up at like i've rented a big bear before yeah the garbage there i'd get because it's different with animals and they don't know how long before somebody else comes sure but i have the places where it almost goes as far as like we need you to mop like before you leave mop vacuum and so verbo is doing a whole thing where they're like these are vacation homes you don't worry about some weird host showing up like halfway or stuff like that and so this person's like even if you have extra people over that like stop by i'm charging you for yeah they're not staying over you can't do that okay okay yeah you want to enjoy yourself there maybe pick up a person who's not your wife and

bring her back hey that's the point of being in tennessee if you're not gonna get a little crazy it's like they call it knoxville knox and boots there you go why not fuller's list of rules for mackie warned of the cctv let's just call it a ring camera you got them outside the home no and made clear there was no smoking or vaping at the property no skinny dipping at the in the pool no urinating in the pool how would you know well you put the red stuff in oh why would you do that you gotta put the chemical in that makes it red chemicals in there to combat things like urinate i know you know i know you know too but i'm just saying if you have a pool and you're going to be like, you can't skinny dip here.

What do you? Don't Airbnb your house. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It sounds like you don't want anyone at your house. Also, the cameras feels you have to disclose. A ban on excessive noises, unregistered guests, and no parking in front of the garage.

You aren't here. Who gives a shit? Just be a ghost. Get out. Right. $500 a night? I should be able to park on your lawn. I would love to know if at this point.

I should be able to park in the pool. Naked. Skinny. Peeing. Skinny parking. Why not? Peeing the whole way. I rented this house.

Tina, would that be skinny parking? Yes, that qualifies yeah swim naked in front of the garage do whatever you do whatever you want this is your house by the way or don't rent it five hundred dollars a night is a i mean in tennessee i'm sorry it had better be like 20 rooms it had better be like a gigantic oh i'll show you guys what's the point of it but at this point if any townies are still on this woman's side just based on the house rules alone yeah i'd be okay emails between the pair have since been released claiming that mackie had broken several rules at the accommodation

which believe it or not he denies sure sure quote i am very sorry i was hitting people i am very sorry but i'm about to like be a dick yes i'm very sorry you feel that way exactly so that's the not that's like i'm sorry you can't i'm very sorry but you have violated the no party rule disturbed my neighbors by cursing i can't and yelling in the parking lot and have unauthorized guests i am asking you to leave now i can't allow you to stay i am sorry an email from fuller read so that's during the stay oh yeah oh my god mackie later left a negative review and asked for a partial refund of the fees she tried to charge him how much do you think she tried to charge him an extra fee over the top or i assume skinny dipping garage parking so you say three

nights it's about it's 567 for two nights i imagine friday night saturday night you're there from the ninth of the yeah okay so that's 1100 bucks 1120 she probably charged an extra like five what do you think i was gonna say like two maybe two hundred dollars i say five hundred dollars like okay if these are all rules and you, when you go to an Airbnb, it's not taking everything you know about this. Not a hotel. I know.

I'm saying what would be a pro from Jay? If she charged an extra, like 75 to a hundred dollars for all this stuff, I'd be like, you got to pay it. But maybe I would agree. If she didn't list all the petty shit and was just like, Hey,

you had a party. So it's like more people than we like in our house. She could have. But also if nothing happened and it's broken. You know, my rule, my family rule. We have a little shack of a cottage in Wisconsin. Stay there. You just, when you leave, make it look like you weren't there.

That's it. Campsite rule. That's a good rule. You'd be like a referee. If I run a place and you go and I see see on CCTV or whatever you have a party, I would just message you and go, hey, I see that you have more people than you said were going to be there. Just so you know, if there's anything that comes from that, you will be charged extra.

If you leave and it doesn't look like you were never there, I don't care. Good job. Can I ask you guys if this is, so my 16-year-old daughter wants to have a party after the prom at our house. Fuck yeah. Can I bounce this party? Can I be the door guy? So no,

five bucks a cup. What are you doing? We're at moon tower. So I was like, I'm not Dan. You probably want me on that. I want you to do security for my son's party. Right.

So a hundred percent, you know, because I would be cool enough to be like all right you guys are good whatever but to also be like we're done with this shit yeah can i tell you my four rules and i said i don't want to take this away from you i want you to be able to have a party i'm gonna number one if i know people are going to do stuff just please you know it's going to be in the backyard if someone is like drunk at all or had a couple of drinks i'm gonna go to your house they have to they can and they drove there that'll leave their car there they have to uber home and

you got to handle it and make sure they call maneuver and make sure they go home or wait for me to leave i'll take a gag that's right number two uh people are not allowed in the house upstairs we're gonna lock the door you can go use the bathroom downstairs there but not allowed number three i am coming to you number, you got to tell all the neighbors that you're having a party and if it gets too loud to give you a call and then you'll tell people

to attend. And number four, when I come back home after being in Austin on Sunday, I literally want to look at the backyard and be like, nothing happened here.

Nothing happened here. That's really fair rules. Is that fair? A hundred percent. I think so. If your dad said that to you, you'd be like, all right,

I got stuff to do. You know what else I would say? to do what else i would say you know what else i would say to your daughter i go are you are you curious about who your best friends are like have you ever thought about who your real best friends are they're the ones who help you clean up exactly tell those people tell those people hey on sunday at like noon or two or whatever i'm gonna order some pizzas or whatever and we're just gonna clean up because i don't want anybody to have to worry about it clean up that night clean up that night She probably will But the people who come back The next day to go like

Yeah I'll hang out Jay's son would charge 20 bucks So let me tell you this For a person that comes So my son My son and his four or five friends Have realized that

He's a freshman in high school That freshman in high school That 14 year old They don't have anything to do They don't have They want to go to parties It's a limbo time It's a tough time

So they can't drive You can just walk around Rochelle Right Or you go to the mall like they don't do that anymore where'd you grow up dina uh central new jersey okay did you do were you growing up just walking around 14 15 malls yeah the mall the mall for sure so so he's like him and his friends have found a way like they set up an instagram account private you have to request to be to to befriend the instagram account and they so they vet who's coming to this party they get like and the it's a party instagram account it tells you when the party is it's at his friend's backyard yeah hook me up with this i'm telling you this right now

then they charge everyone 20 bucks to get in they get like 500 people to come which by the way 500 people to come where are they doing in the backyard of this kid's house. Parents are there. They hire security, a DJ. They buy some food. The fuck? How am I getting left out of this shit? So he's making real money. So then they hired a local up-and-coming rapper. This is like the plot of Project X.

To come. Wasn't that one of those cool? The Manhattan Project? No, what was the party movie that was insane with Miles Teller? You're correct. Okay, thank you, Miles Teller you're correct okay thank you thank you thank you so he

and they hired hired a rapper to do six songs they paid him like 2,500 bucks Ty Dolla Sign no R3 to Chillyman

like a local guy R3D2 really good R3 to Chillyman like solid rapper I could play a little no free plug Dina doesn't want to hear this

so this dude is great and they hired him and they charge the kids more if it's someone they don't know they charge them more to come to the party if they show up and and so and 20 bucks by the way is not bad also 500 people let's just say these friends have an estate no they don't they just have a big backyard sometimes it's like 200 300 400 it fluctuates over the course of the night this is the original plot for my best friend's wedding i'm telling you or four weddings and he's like hope not during the week the week leading up he helps clean up the backyard afterwards he stays after and cleans and that's how he he makes his share of the money

and the kid who has it at his house makes the most and i'm like i feel like something and he's like they have security that makes sure people aren't bringing alcohol in they and the parents are there you know this is how diplo started i'm serious i'm like wait so i'll say to my son i'm like what if he gets into that as like a career of like promotion planning promoting all this stuff probably really well schrager i know i'm like who are you are you like steve Wynn 2.0? I don't know. Either way, it's fascinating to me. And I'm like, I love that this is happening in a weird way. But it's, I gave four rules. I gave four rules and Dina approves of them.

So we're good. Hey, I'll let you know. Dan is going to be there. I'll be there. I'm going to make sure there's nobody naked in a sailor hat. April what? April 20th. I'm there, dude.

Okay. 4.20? Oh, shit. I'm there, dude. 420? Oh, shit. Jesus. Is it 420? Randy, you won't be there. You won't be in town. That's the other half of it. We're in... Dan can come.

What was your guess on how much she charged? 300, 500, 200. She charged 960. Oh my god No No This dude Mackie was like

Fuck Fuck that What an overreach Yeah This stupid clown Like just The greedy This is

Mackie left a negative review And asked for a partial refund Of 502 dollars So he gave her 502 I guess On top of it all The suit documents read,

at the time he checked out of the property, Mackie, who had broken no rules, this is their verbiage in their lawsuit, and had spoken to the host, thought all issues had been resolved as simply a misunderstanding. Right. Mackie claims Fowler text messaged him

on September 17th with photos of Mackie with another woman. This is what she wrote. This is the host, Fuller. Hello, Sean. Hope you're well. Sorry it took so long to get here. That is the worst.

Oh, you bitch. Right? I kind of love it. You love it, but it is like... But remember, she was also PA at the other thing. I'm very sorry, but you had a party. Oh, yeah. And now she's like,

are you having a wonderful Sunday? It's about to change. Sorry it took took so long i'm surprised she can talk with her tongue this far in her cheek sorry it took so long to get the photos you requested together he didn't request those photos to show your stay at our home but i had but i had faith was driven by integrity so i committed to get these photos for you to airbnb photo at 3 16 uh stone cold steve austin is especially notable 3 16 a.m photo at 3 16 a.m is especially notable should i forward the photos and videos to your wife theresa or will you wait how does she know his probably because he has a profile and she's like seeing reviews of him or the two of them

are on their profile together. Because you have a guest profile as well. She then allegedly threatened to put the photos on YouTube because the file was too large to text. She's going for it. She's paying a lot. She should be cleaning the property on september 20th fuller allegedly emailed the picture to his wife with the subject line nice bag in reference to

the photo the copy read i love your bag where'd you get it so she's even like tricking the wife into opening the email that she sent nice bag yeah i love your bag where'd you get it and the wife opens it to be like who is this what is this and then it's a picture of her husband oh my god which is like at some point like if this guy did mess up your house like fuck him and like work it out with airbnb to get your fees but like this is egregious like she's mean no she's like mentally unwell this is not a normal person like she's really trying No, she's, like, mentally unwell. This is not a normal person. No. She's really trying to, like, twist it into this guy. It's why she needs everyone to clean the house. She's too busy extorting and blackmailing.

That's right. She's got extorting to do. That's on her to-do list. We've got to vacuum. We've got to extort. Mackie claimed that Airbnb would not back him up and, quote, instead of reacting as any decent person or even a decent corporation would such as illegal and aboric contact so he like messaged out to airbnb and

be like hey this like violates so many of your own privacy policies but like also let's let's also talk about the bag that he brought a woman back there i'm like come on airbnb you can't help cover up my affair well can i tell you as a bartender my affair. Well, can I tell you as a bartender. Be a bro. Be a bro. But can I tell you as a bartender. Verbo has the word bro in it. You can't spell verbo without bro.

As a bartender, unless you know this person as a regular, like you know their name, you know who they are, you've talked to them at length. Right, right. It's everybody's first time at the bar. So like if you see somebody and you're like i think i waited on that person before and they've got a friend or something with them you don't ever go like oh you were in here last week right like because that person might be like shut the fuck up dude like there's just sort of a rule as a bartender where it's like everyone is operating in a vacuum unless they say to you like that's something that i did i love that i'm learning this right

now an airbnb host like as a hotel like you check in you don't like tell somebody like hey you stayed here two nights ago shut up i know but like when you get down to it you just don't know other people's she's wrong she's wrong and he's wrong he's wrong to do that but also as far as we know they might have an open marriage they might have a who know like he she may the wife may have cheated on him and this is his way to get back at her we don't know i actually had a dilemma of like am i propagating this dude's pain i mean i get it what he did i get it don't get me wrong but i'm just saying am i like putting out there by talking about this more but then i'm like well he's suing them so he wants this out more he wants it out there we're helping somebody this might be introduced our dumb people done episode as evidence i'm not cool with cheating but i'm

also not cool with being mean i give you exhibit a also dina hasham has a new special that's part of this prosecutor the plaintiff's marriage has suffered as a result. The suit claims saying Fuller has caused him extreme emotional distress, public humiliation, and mental anguish. Fuller has filed a counterclaim and denies ever corresponding with Mackie's wife. That's going to be hard to do when you have an email from her. Yeah, there's a paper trail, a digital paper trail. Yeah, wild, wild, wild. All right, that's it for this story. I do want to show you guys the house just as a little that's what i want to see what's five what get

you what's 567 dollars get you in tennessee okay i'm gonna show it to you are we gonna be mad read the you don't have to read out loud but like take note of what it says on the bottom first of all house looks very nice yeah it's cool do you see what it says you about the upstairs suite might be occupied by other guests during your stay what and it's 567 might be a big house so when you rent it's not just for you right other guests as well but the thing might don't have a party the thing might be like it very seems like from this story he did the whole thing you like rent the whole place yeah you know but then for them to go hey there could be somebody in the upstairs suite there's no way in which i'm staying at this place no way no way are you gonna skinny dip with someone oh do you guys want to see

the pool i do want to see the pool that you can't is it a pool or a pond somehow this person's a super host which is supposed to mean like they do this all the time yeah but they only have eight reviews on a 4.5 are there rocks in the thing i don't know they got like a little bit of a formation kidney shake it's cool it's not bad i know okay all right well i want to go to airbnb and see if she's still a host because like they should have kicked her off right well she's definitely getting neg press like this is not good for her property also not good for airbnb no they're trying to distance themselves if you're thinking of properties to rent and any of this stuff comes up you're like i i do read the reviews i absolutely oh i don't like if i've ever had to do an airbnb you've got to be minimum 15 reviews that i am

reading like never do an airbnb that zero, one, or two reviews. No. Because that person is either a scam or a scam, and they've asked two other people to make fake reviews. Right. That's right. Or they've set up two profiles. Actually, I did rent an apartment in New York that was brand new

and had zero reviews. And actually, you have a lot of power, because they want you to leave a good review so bad. Oh, that's a good point. That's right. So you can hear the driver's seat. But did you feel like you needed to do a little extra verification that this wasn't like a Nigerian prince before you reviewed?

Like, I would want a lot of good communication before. I actually went there in person to check it out before I booked it. Solid call. Solid call. How long did you stay there? She's still there. She's spot on. Spot on.

Yeah, they really want a good review. So try and kick me out. It was like two months. So it was a good stay. That's a great stay. That's a great stay. Oh, my God want a good review. Try and kick me out. It was like two months, so it was a good stay. That's a great stay. They were lucky to have you. Jay's up next. We'll do all the plugs for me and for Dina. Yep, that's Dumb People Town.

Dina Hashim's with us. Stick around. Don't go anywhere. Stick around. Make us down. There's more Dumb People Town. Hey, gang. Welcome back to the show.

Before we get to talking about Dina's new special and where you can support her and whatnot. Daniel, tell people, I know you've got one. It's either out or when this drops, it's either out or coming out. Let's just say, look right now. April 17th was Rose Gold or is Rose Gold. Go check it out. It's on my YouTube channel. I really, really, really love this hour.

I feel like my first hour was a little bit of like hey everybody here i here's me and this hour is even more of a little bit of that but also just very much like i don't know just my comedy my style of comedy and i think you guys would agree every step in every hour you want to get closer and closer and closer to your truest voice or or for some people your truest form of self on stage and here's my and i'm i'm proud of give you my hope for this hour for you and uh you know as putting it out on youtube i just want more and more people to be able to see my stand-up and so i hope they so this is my hope and this is what i'm going to say to all of our followers because we are listeners and whatnot love sure they love you you're trying your hour is going to get to the

people who love you what i would love is for your hour to get out to people who don't know you. Share it with friends. It's always a great way to do it. Clips and stuff that are on Instagram. If you've already missed them, go back, post those, share them. Hopefully they make you laugh. I hope you dig it. It's called Rose Gold.

Other than that, May 18th, I'm going to be in Wisconsin. The second weekend in May, I'm in Denver for two nights at the Denver Comedy Underground. Love those guys. Shout out, Ben. And other dates and other things coming together a little bit of a tease i can't believe i get to say this uh this summer i'm doing a residency in chicago in july i think it's like five nights and it's my own little chicago summer comedy festival i'm gonna bring in a lot of local comics a lot of other

people every night i'm going up building new material, different sort of theme shows. It's my own little summer comedy festival in Chicago at the Lincoln lodge. So be on the lookout for that link. If it's not up, that's that. And I'm going to say this annual van Kirk.com. I really want to do a dumb people town live back at the bell house. We've had such good shows in New York.

Those shows are great. I want to do that. I want to do the den too in Chicago. Yes. So I want to do that. We might be angling for something cause Jane, I I might be doing something maybe the end of August. Let's link it up. Dina, let's talk about your special.

We're going to talk about it, because as we mentioned at the beginning, we hate promoting our own stuff. But I'm very excited for this for you. Where can people find it and tell us all about it? It's called Dark Little Whispers. It's on Amazon Prime. I filmed it at the Lincoln Lounge. Oh, yeah. That's where I shot my special. Oh, it's wonderful, isn't it?

The best. And yeah, you should all watch it. It's my first special ever. Amazing. Let's go. Did you shoot two shows in one night? I did two shows in one night. How did you feel after you did the first one?

You're like, I got it or I need to still do some things some things i was like the crowd was so good for the first one but i felt so nervous and i was like it's gonna come across that i'm nervous so this next one is where i get to be right and then i did the next one i was like i wasn't loose in that one either but that is what we have to work with and i really fucked up because i should have just used the first show for most of the special because like the audience was great yeah but i was like no i was slightly better in the second one so we used the second one i'm like i shouldn't have done that no no matter i think that like going through the same process it's like there's always that thing where you're like i should have why didn't i just yesterday i was like why didn't i use this tag like i just thought of a tag

in the special i'm like i'm gonna beat myself up for that for years so it always is something but i can't i'm gonna watch it i can't i have a flight this week hell yeah so here's the thing i believe that a special is like a photograph it's a wonderful snapshot of polaroid of that moment in time yes and that's all that it is. It doesn't have to be the end all final thing. This is just what it is. When I was shooting, I kept saying, I go this is the show we're doing tonight and we just happen to be filming it.

That's right. Because there's so many shows where you're like, God, I wish we would have filmed that. Like a show in Seattle or whatever where you're like, God, I wish we would film that. And I just kept going, hey, this is the show we're filming that I did tonight. Takes a little pressure off. And you're not Bill Burr, the great Bill Burr,

in that you don't have to retire all that material the second you release a special. You're going to cycle it out and cycle new stuff. Yeah, through the process. So things may grow afterwards. But anyway, if you want to see two great Polaroids, watch their specials. All right, let's go.

Dan's on YouTube and Dina's on Amazon Prime prime all right here we go this story is sent in by at three force greek or geek okay i almost made it greek my big fat my big fat geek wedding go ahead like that uh here's the headline connecticut woman sues chopped restaurants after finding severed finger in her salad well they chopped they chopped it. Someone chopped it. They charged extra for it. Thank you. Did you? Protein. You got to order a protein.

Kinetic. I feel like this is the finger of an affair woman. Also, this is a popular drink in the Yukon. That's right. They say kiss the toe. That's the thing. Yeah. So it's like a prank.

I know it's a scam. Connecticut woman claims she's walking around with like severed fingers in her pocket and dropping salads. This is bad. Like we've all found a bug in our salad or this and that or a hair in your food. We found that before. Yeah. Connecticut woman claims.

This is bullshit. Yeah. Do you understand? I mean, sorry. I've got three reasons. All right. Ready? Ready?

Connecticut woman claims she chomped down on a severed finger that was mixed in with her chopped salad and that it belonged to an eatery manager who'd accidentally lopped it off her hand while dicing arugula, according to a new lawsuit. Okay. I'm sorry. My pretensions, man. What was that last sentence? I'm really sorry. So the manager chopped off her, accidentally lopped off her hand while dicing arugula according to a new lawsuit.

And then just kept the salad going. Yeah, that's the thing that I don't believe. You don't suddenly go like an hour later, wait, did I chop off my finger? Blood usually ensues. Yeah. I think the salad you're making, you gotta throw out. I mean, it's the most dedicated employee I'm just so impressed. Ronnie Lott of...

Ah, good one. You know the Ronnieonnie lot story yeah his finger so he's in a helmet he was a niners right yeah he hurts his finger he goes they take him back and they're like hey man you can't go back out there like your fingers you're gonna have to have surgery and he goes what if you cut it off and they go i mean yeah if you cut it off cut the tip it's like yeah it's like if you if we cut it off and bandage it everything you can play and he goes cut it oh my god which is insane yeah then he goes back out of the field and like finishes the game missing part of the finger we played a golf tournament with him uh after he retired and we we were like can we see the finger uh i say can i give you a high nine

high nine point five nine and a5 Allison Cozy sat down to enjoy a healthy meal at I mean now we're like what I sat down for a healthy meal and I had the most unhealthy experience of my life she's got to like build up chopped in order to get her lawsuit going chopped creative salad company

location in Mount Kisco on April 7th when she made the grisly discovery according to her how many page lawsuit filed in westchester county on monday 61 i was gonna say 60 so i'm gonna i'll go i'll go uh 34 walter payton i'll go 100 100 get your answers in her term paper feels like it would be big like that i I set it up like that. 12 page series. Still, still.

Still too long. Shortly after the plaintiff purchased the salad while she was eating said salad, she realized that she was chewing on a portion of a human finger that had been mixed in and made a part of the salad.

Like, what is she saying when she's chewing this? This is... It's a weird garbanzo bean. This... It's tofu. It's extra chewy. It's very gamey i don't know

should tofu be gamey tofu have fingernails man i often try to think tofu has a ring on it i haven't tried to think of like putting ourselves in situations of like you know because we lost we've lost in our society where somebody goes hey we're really sorry we'll make it right it always just goes to like lawsuit yeah and i'm wondering like is this lawsuit level for me i mean chewing a finger is pretty that's pretty traumatic no i hate like the thought of it like give me a lifetime gift card and that's fine yeah that's right you can this all could be solved with like what can we if they like if they hit me with their like you uh short of chewing on a finger we are as mortified as you are right so can we hit you real quick with just 5g and an nda i'd probably go yeah or dan if they said lifetime a credit card that gives you lifetime food at this place number one you're gonna probably

go out of business but still that's a good call but what i was gonna say is if you if you start walk to them and say i'm sorry we didn't mean for this to happen this never happens i'm sorry this happened to you what within reason could we do that would make you you know would that would make you do you think 5k and an nda would do it for you i think if you got beyonce to re-record herself if you bite it then you gotta take the ring off it if you got her to do that for you and just say you you're the only one with that cop it's gonna be a hard get you're the only it's like that wu-tang album it's only one copy martin screlly had yeah that he bought in the world if you buy it then you gotta take a ring i will say it reminded me of a classic dan harman episode classic dan harman where we had

people who a guy cut off his own arm to try and scam somebody that and and we had the big debate of like how much money would it take you to cut off a limb arm so but i mean 5k and an nda on this i think would do it that that's it what about you um i would say more than five five maybe like for the food for for chewing a finger i want the lifetime gift card because i like that's fair i just want them to start saying that they're selling finger foods on the menu hey can you lady fingers lady fingers at least you can go every day right yeah i'd say i would say but i will agree to twice a day every day is the most i can go if i chewed a finger or two orders at once if i bring a friend it's not gonna happen again lightning doesn't strike twice what's the

lifetime pasta thing at olive garden is that was over but yeah that was a deal that was a deal you got a card and you can eat pasta. I think you could only visit once a day. Once a day. Non-transferable. Those were the good old days. Shortly after the issue that happened in the salad,

it was discovered that earlier in the day that an employee working at the aforementioned Chopped Creative Salad Company restaurant was chopping arugula and chopped off or cut off

a portion of her left pointer finger so they're saying she did it they're pointing the finger at this woman uh you guys don't understand the unnamed employee manager at the eatery was rushed to a local hospital but left the severed finger behind right with the partial digit ultimately finding its way into cozy salad and eventually into her mouth the restaurant was later cited for a violation by the West Chester County Department of Health. All right. But it did little to soothe cozy who was left traumatized and sickened to her stomach. The episode cozy of Greenwich, Connecticut suffered, quote, severe and serious personal

injuries, including shock, panic attack. Come on. Attacks. Come on. Migraines and the exacerbation of migraines. You're suing. Cognitive impairment. What?

Traumatic stress and anxiety. Nausea, vomiting, dizziness. This sounds like all the things that are listed for a new drug. Osempic. Gets rid of acne. And neck and shoulder pain. Neck and shoulder pain You opportunist

Chill out The suit accused the salad restaurant chain Outposts and its parent company Founders table restaurant group Of negligence and statutory violations And seeks an undisclosed amount In damages That's the story but I just feel like

What do you think they're going to go for We don't know the answer at least 300k 300k what do you think i mean all these damages you know they're gonna go higher they're gonna go i think it's a million yeah i think it's a million i mean you are chewing human tissue i don't think it's crazy again as a bartender i don't know if you guys ever like been at a bar when glass breaks yeah like any of the ice wells within 15 feet you have to kill them all honey what do you have to burn them and like melt them all down clean the whole thing out and do it again it's the worst when it happens during a fat honey what do you want i'm gonna get the kale caesar you want

the dommer chop the fact that you want the dommer that's the most egregious part but not the most but that's extremely horrible is that they were like do we know where that finger is no just keep making just keep making the salads. Just keep making the sounds. I think it's a gift. I mean, don't you often wonder what the taste of human is? And this woman got a chance. So she now knows that she's not a cannibal. I wasn't turned on by that.

I wasn't excited by that. I don't imagine how much worse it would be. I would be suing for so much more if now that's what she likes. Right. You ruined me. I'm now hanging out at a leprosy colony. You ruined me. I'm like a dog who bites.

Once it starts. Dog who bites. Once it starts. He bites. I'm going to give you a little taste. I saw Jordan Rubin yesterday on the street, and I said that to him. Ooh, he bites. All right.

I got a great story about a tourist who calls the cops for maybe the most BS reason ever. All right, let's get into it. The other side of the break, we'll tell you what we have going on. Dina Hashim is with us. She's got a new special out, along with Daniel Benkert. They both got new specials recorded.

What's the name of your special? Dark Little Secrets? Whispers. Dark Little Whispers and Rose Gold. Those are two specials to watch. Dark Little Whispers. I love that. It's such an intriguing title.

I love it. We'll be right back with more Dumb People Town. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dumb People dumb people town hey guys welcome back to the show before we uh quickly get into this final story jay and i what we can tell you we have going on again we're sort of figuring out when this is going to drop if it drops before we are in minneapolis uh four through six we're at the acme comedy company please come out to those shows april four through six april four through six then we'll be at moon tower comedy festival if you're in austin two weeks later come see us there then in uh in may we'll be at jordan landing we're only doing two shows uh show right now a show on friday and show

on saturday but we might add one more if we sell more tickets that's in salt lake city uh may 17th and 18th i believe hunter hill is going to feature for us i I love that dude. Love him. And then we're going to the secret group. Is it June 20, 21st? 21, 22. Nice. And so I love that room. Houston, Texas in June. Is there anything sweeter than that? The humanity of Houston.

Should be fun. We'll give you a cool air-conditioned refuse and comedy. Refuse? Refuge. Refuse. It'll be refuse. Refuse is trash. We'll give you a cool refuse.

Speaking of, are we ready to get into this story? I wasn't even trying to sound smart. I'm telling people to. Kevin Starchville. I don't think Kevin Starchville is someone. At Kevin Star 13. Thank you for sending this in. Isn't that where Mississippi State is?

Starchville? Oh, sorry. I don't know. A tourist, here's the headline, called the cops after getting charged a large amount of money for crab. So that's where we are now. You got charged for something that you ordered. Order the crab. And then he's like nine one.

Tell me how much it is. Tell me how much it is. Thirty nine. Ninety nine. One dial. Hello. OK. There's disputing the bill.

And then there is calling the cops. Yeah. This is I love this. This is, listen to this person's name. This may be one of my favorite names of anybody. That's just what Junko Shinba. That's an unbelievable name.

June. Koshin. Junko. J U N K O. Junko. Junko. Shinba. Set.

Okay. I did a tourist visiting Singapore. So probably Japanese tourists visiting singapore it's gonna be a miyazaki character when her check can't get her check came the junko shimba turned into a parrot uh did when her check came to a whopping and we're gonna get into how much it is later for the crab how much it just for a little bit of crab okay while dining at a local restaurant seafood paradise love it asia one reported shimba allegedly took her waiter's For the crab. How much? Just for a little bit of crab. Okay. While dining at a local restaurant, Seafood Paradise. Love it.

Asia One reported. Simba allegedly took her waiter's advice. This is another country. And they're like, you should order this. It's going to be a lot of money. Or when someone's like, we have a special tonight. You always go, how much is that? I always ask.

You got to ask. Yeah. It's not tacky. You just want to know. You're at a sushi restaurant. We have tuna belly, toro belly. Oh, yeah. That sounds great.

How much is that? What's that going for tonight? That's $300 for two pieces of sushi. Well, that'll be nice for someone else. All right. Shinba allegedly took her waiter's advice and ordered the chili crab, a specialty in Singapore and Malaysia, and the restaurant's signature meal. It's a signature meal.

According to Shinba, she was under the impression that the dish would cost how much? In Shinba's mind. Oh, how much she thought it was going to cost? Is it American dollars? 50 bucks. 50 bucks in American dollars. 25 bucks. What do you think?

40. Get your answers in, townies. She thought it would cost 20 bucks. Yep. What she didn't realize is that the $20 was per thousand grams, thousandth of a gram, one or excuse me, a hundred grams,

20 per hundred grams. And the meal was made with Alaskan King crab, a much, much pricier crustacean than the restaurant's usual. And are they counting the, the shell as part of the weight? You're talking grams. Oh, they have to, I bet they are, which is part of the weight? If you're talking grams, oh, they have to. I bet they are.

Because you've got to crack the crab. Shinba claimed that the high cost wasn't adequately explained to her when ordering, despite the menu detailing the per gram pricing. Well, the menu says it. Paradise Group. I love that we have two restaurant issues in this thing. I mean, there wasn't a finger in it. Right.

Seafood Paradise, shown Seafood Paradise, has commented on the matter, sharing with Asia One, that the restaurant staff had brought the entire king crab to the table before it was cooked to ensure the sightseeing group understood the true cost. This is what it is, guys. $20 per 100 grams. So look at this. Is Asia One like New York One? Is Roma Tori?

Is there like an Asian Roma Tori? Yes, there is. Steve Junko Shimba. What was the guy? Steve. Steve. Catch a Tori. In a statement.

I was a guy, one of the hosts of New York One, Steve Catch a Tori. And I was like, I'll have the Steve Catch a Tori. Is there a finger in the Steve Catch a Tori? How much does it cost? It's $20 per gram. 100 grams. In a statement, Paradise Group shared that it is deeply upset by the inaccurate claims made by this group of customers at Seafood Paradise and all the other Paradise Group

restaurants. Listen to this BS like roundabout. We consistently uphold a commitment to transparent pricing with a focus on customer service and food quality. They could have also said, and we attempt to change the world one crab at a time. Our staff do the best to communicate clearly to customers. quality they could have also said and we attempt to change the world one crab at a time yeah our staff the best to communicate clearly to customers however shimba says her party assumed the crab was just being shown off they began only part of it this is not communicated who's the jerk here

do you think the restaurant is to blame for hey if it's on the menu damn but they're being a little sneaky it's printed on the menu i, but sometimes people don't expect, I don't know. We don't know where it was printed on the menu and how small. They've been drinking. I feel like you do have like, there's a bit of an onus on you

to like make sure it's clear. But Tina, what were you thinking? It really depends on if they clarified the price. So it's $20 per 100 grams. They bring out this huge Alaskan king crab and the people at the table say You're only going to give us part of that right They didn't say that out loud but they think to themselves

You're only going to give me part of that They didn't realize they're getting the whole damn thing Almost how many pounds of crab Were delivered Pounds Almost how many pounds of crab were delivered in three heaping plates To their table in addition to other items That they ordered what do you? How many pounds of crab?

Fifty? Fifty? I'm not good at weight. I'm going to go six. Jay, what do you think? Four pounds. Get your answers in, townies. I feel dumb there. Eight pounds of crab was ordered.

Which is almost fifty. I mean, this is dumb people town. So literally, we've had crazy. That woman's charging $567 for a partial house in Tennessee. So the group of four said that they couldn't finish the mass amount of food before being slapped with a bill to match the check total. And we'll get out of this. I'm sorry. It was this much money in Singapore dollars.

Not that that matters. I don't know what the... Shinba refused to pay the bill and requested the police. Well, they were probably going to request if you're like, I'm leaving and not paying. Resulting in a police report and a discussion with the manager. So the police took her side. Police showed up. The restaurant manager offered a small discount and the bill was reluctantly paid by the travelers.

Lesson learned. Check the fine print. Ask for clarity even if you're confused about the menu. If there's a finger in your salad, we'll get out of here on this. Dark Little Whispers is on Amazon Prime. You're going to watch that for dinner. You better check it out. She's just a pleasant and awesome person. Positive reviews.

Where people can follow you to see where you're going to be and keep up with your dates and stuff. At Dina Hashim underscore on all the apps. Watch the Daily Show, damn it. You can see her jokes. You can see the jokes that she writes for that. Okay. How much in Singapore dollars?

Nothing that's going to change. How much was the bill that was then slapped on that? I'm going to look up what Singapore to. Don't. How much in Singapore dollars? Aaron can look it up. What's the conversion? I'm going to say $ what Singapore to don't do. I just want to see Singapore dollars. I'm going to say Aaron can look it up. What's the Aaron? What's the,

I'm going to say 3000, 3000 Singapore dollars. What do you think? 800 Singapore dollars. Singapore dollars are like tickets at a Chuck E. Cheese, right? They're only worth.

Yeah. So I'm trying to, I'm trying to do that conversion right now. I'm like in Dave and Buster's book. 3000. Jay, what'd you say? I said 800.

Okay. What do you think? It's like yen Where it's like It could be like 50,000 That's what I know Yeah You know Randy and I were When we were in Turkey

That was our joke We would be like I feel like a million Turkish lira Which is like 75 75 That's average for me too That's like a bad

Rough night of drinking And that was pretty accurate It could be like 800,000 It could be so much Okay but Aaron do you know One Singapore dollar Equals 75 cents Okay it's close It's pretty close Close It could be so much. Okay. But Aaron, do you know? One Singapore dollar equals 75 cents.

Okay. It's close. Pretty close. Close. What did I say? You said 3000. I said 800. Okay.

Can I change? Yeah. I'm going to go 1200 bucks. 1200 bucks. So really what you're saying is 850. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm saying $600.

What do you think? I was going to say six. So I'll say it's $650. $650. Okay, get your answers in, Tony. This has been such a fun show. I love it. We'll see you guys soon. We love you.

$1,000 Singapore dollars! That's right around it. Still a lot of money. That's a lot of money. You're not expecting to pay that for one meal. Grab it up. Ask, ask. It's like $700.

Don't chew the finger. Ask the questions. Definitely find out and don't bring your affair to the Airbnb. We learned so much today. Dumb People Town. Dina Hashem, thank you so much. Thanks for joining us. We got to get back to work.

Peace. Stick around. Make us down. There's more Dumb People Town.