Dumb People Town - DJ Douggpound - From Ditch to Door

Episode Date: February 1, 2019

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!

Hey guys, we just wanted to make a little announcement about our Friday episodes that we love doing for you guys. I think we might have mentioned this before. We have, but things have heated up on our pilot and pilot presentation that we are currently working on for Sony and YouTube. The Dumb People Town narrative animated show that we're doing. It's worked to bring you another amazing aspect of what this show has created. We are really excited. The other thing is that we're really excited about it, but it is a lot of work and it is taking a lot of our time. It's a TV show.

It's a TV show. So over the course of the next period of time, we don't know how long this is going to be, but in order for us to dedicate the amount of time we need to do that, we are going to be doing our Friday episodes bi-weekly. It just helps us out thank you guys for understanding uh we're going to go bi-weekly on those friday episodes doesn't mean we're not

going to do the full ones that drop every tuesday but every other friday starting in february uh so there'll be one on the first but not one on the eighth and so it'll be yeah and i think it's something that's like we'll just be up front with you guys. We love that you've been with this journey with us forever. It's time taken away to add another great thing that's part of Dumb People Town. So even though there will be some less minis, it's working towards more content that will be another entire thing that you love. So thanks so much for understanding, guys, and let's keep it dumb. There's half-price bail. I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up.

So listen to our podcast band with co-host Armand Dan. Man, jerk, don't be a jerk. Because when the music hits the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, hunk On your downies. Dumb People Town. Hey, townies. Welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population to you. Population pound.

DJ Doug Pound in the house. What's up, buddy? Hello, guys. Welcome to the show. I love that you're doing the welcome. You welcomed us to our show. DJ Doug Pound. I like to welcome people. Thank you. You are. You have a very welcoming presence. I've always been such a fan. That would be a

fun thing to do next time you get invited to a party. Just welcome. When you arrive at the party. Welcome everybody. That's a great thing to do, walking in the house. Welcome. Yeah, like they came to you. And they'll be so confused. They'll be like,

what? Yeah. Hey, great to see you. They'll be delighted. I guarantee you one person will say thank you and then not know why they said it. Yeah. Be like, was I?

It's just a lovely thing to do and it catches dumb people off guard, which is kind of what we're trying to do with this podcast. I'm trying to get in the mindset. Catch dumb people off guard or at least fight back from the dumb. It's been a while. Do you know, I was watching, we were talking a lot of sports,

because DJ Doug Pound is an avid sports fan. What's your poison? No, he doesn't care about sports. NPR is his poison. Sports sunglasses? I watch skateboarding competitions. On YouTube. Do you know about the Street League? Sometimes I watch Street League,

but that's corny too. No. It's not corny. I watch X Games, okay? I only watch and one tournaments. And one mixed-race basketball? Only for the audience. I watch skate.

Oh, baby. I watch games of skate at the Barracks. I don't know if you guys know what that is. No, games of skate. Oh, I'm going to start watching it. The Barracks is like a secret high skate society skate camp in L.A. And they have Games of Skate. Where it's kind of like you do a trick, the other guy has to do it.

It's like a breakdance battle. It's a battle. It's a skate battle. Skate battle. Which, Jay, you watch breakdance battles with your son. They're the best. There's an old school. If you pop into YouTube and do old school break

dancing, there is a 13 minute long of new guys. Like incredible dancers. The B-Boys of today are insane. I used to break dance when I was 10. Did you? Yeah. These guys are like ex-gymnasts

and people who can do the greatest moves ever and they can slide across the floor on their head and then spin around and then bounce from their back up. It's the coolest. They dance at each other. It's like step up to the streets, but we love it so much. We go nuts. We'll be laying in his bed.

I'm trying to get him to sleep. Your son's. My son's bed, not the breakdancers so I'm either way either way laying in the bed and then

it's supposed I'm supposed to be putting him to sleep but we'll see a move and we'll both be like oh no you can't sleep after that what

do they do that at the skate thing or like someone cracks like a crazy move and you're like and do people just like jump down off the shit

you know what this kind of that one this game of skate is more of a golf like Someone cracks a crazy move, and do people just jump down off the shit? You know what? That one, the game of skate, is more of a golf. Oh, like a polite clap. Oh, he landed it. Nice. Polite clap. It's more of like skateboarding is mostly falling. So if you can just simply land the trick.

Janine Garofalo once famously said on the Stella stage, I've never seen a kid land a skateboard trick ever. Ever. In history. All right, well, the world's getting dumber, as we mentioned before. My whole point, what I was getting to, is that I was watching highlights of the Warriors game,

the Golden State Warriors, and they were describing Steph Curry the other night when he was hitting shots from like half court. He was stupid. They said he was getting dumb, which is what they call it in Oakland, which is a rap song in Oakland, Getting Dumb. And that's what I want to do right now as a DJ. You mean getting dumb means you're getting like better at sports?

Yeah, you're out of your mind. Going dumb. You're like going super saiyan. Going dumb. I like that. It's like your head is just, he's like stupid. He's just out of his mind. It's like an out of the mind thing. Going dumb. It's going dumb. I like that. It's like your head is just, he's like stupid. He's just out of his mind. It's like an out of the mind thing.

Going dumb. It's going dumb. It's like sick. Yeah. You don't want to be sick. Yeah. But you want to be sick. Yeah.

He's so good, he's infirmed. That's stupid fresh. Kind of like bringing it to the breakdancing world. Oh, thanks. Going dumb is a song. Going dumb. All right, so let's get into a story, Dan. Hi, Dan.

Hi, buddy. I know you're not feeling well, but I'm so happy you're here. Yeah, if anybody notices my voice, it's just... Fight it, Dan. Dan is fighting a chest gold. Fight the powers. This was sent in by Bill Wambike. Wombeck?

I love this guy. W-A-M-B-E-K-E. Wombeek. Wombeek. Wombecky. That's like a Polish name. I know. That's what I was thinking, toobeek. Wombecky. That's like a Polish name. I know. That's what I was thinking, too.

Hey, Wombecky. His Twitter handle is at unfiltereddad. I love this guy. He tweets at us a bunch. He's a great dude. No filter on this dad. No filter. I'm going to read you the headline.

Accident at Wisconsin home. Minnesota woman charged. What? We got to cross state lines on this, Dan? We know that the Wisconsin people are like, put it in. Put it in the headline that that bitch was not from the state. She's not from here. Yeah.

Not woman charged. She was a Minnesota woman. Is that the end of the story? That's it. It could be. Beginning and end. Accident at Wisconsin home. Minnesota woman charged.

Close that book. Which means you could have had another woman to blame, but maybe she was from Wisconsin, so we're just charging the Minnesota woman. No, I think these lawyers from Wisconsin are really good. And they pin the blame across state lines. There's a guy with a cigarette in his mouth yelling, hey, tell him she's a Vikings fan. Right. According to a criminal complaint, officers responded at 2.47 a.m.

That's peak. That is. You're in the heart of dumb. You're in literally nothing good. Those are the dumb hours. Nothing good can happen at that time. On December 16th to a home in the 300 block of Country Road W for a report. Could you get any more?

I mean, Country Road W. Okay, call it W. That's actually a game we play on the way to the cabin up in Wisconsin because all the country roads are just letters. Yeah. So when you're on the interstate, it'll say, like, Country Road B. Like, you're just going past it, you know? And we play this game where once you cross Country Road B,

everybody has to name, like, a musician or band that starts with B. That's great. Until you get to Country Road B, everybody has to name a musician or band that starts with B. That's great. Until you get to Country Road C. Until you get to the next country road. Whoever has the least amount gets a point. And then by the time you get to the cabin, whoever has the most points has to buy the alcohol.

That's a great game with real stakes. Oh, yeah. That's real stakes. And then the rule is once everyone's got, so you can only name three, but once everyone but one person has gotten to three, then you can start naming multiples. So you're screwing the person who hasn't gotten to three yet because they haven't thought of a third while everybody else keeps saying.

It's band names? Band or musician. Okay, Weezer, Whitesnake. Keep going. Winger. Whitney Houston. Winger. Winger?

That's the first time I've heard of that. Oh, really? Iake, Whitney Houston, Winger. Winger? That's the first time I've heard of that. Oh, really? I mean, no, in like decades. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's off top? Winger? That's on the top of your W's?

Well, you took the other ones. Wiz Khalifa. White Stripes? White Snake. White Stripes. Yeah. Anyway, so this happened at Countryman W. Willie Nelson. White Rabbit.

White Rabbit. Officers responded at 2.47 a.m. December 16th to the home on the 300 block of Country Road W for a report of a vehicle striking it. What? Striking what? Striking the home. Minnesota with Minnesota plates on it. A woman living at the house said she and her husband were awakened by a loud sound and heard her daughter yelling. She checked on the child, who was fine.

She found no one in distress upstairs and went downstairs. You know what I love? The woman is like, you stay in bed. I'm not going to handle this shit. I guarantee the woman didn't say, a car struck my house. Well, she's about to. She's about to go downstairs. It's going a car struck my house. Right. Well, she's about to. She's about to go downstairs. This bitch be in my house.

Yes. Yes. I just like these people aren't conforming to gender norms. No, she's like, I got it, honey. I got it. I'll do this one. I'll do this car going through the house. You do the next one.

You make breakfast for everyone. Yeah, he got the last one. She checked on the child who was fine. She found no one to distress upstairs and went downstairs and found a vehicle in her house. I'm going to show you guys this picture. What kind of vehicle? Son of a Minnesota plates.

It is on the porch and through the house. Wow, that's actually a nice house. That is a really nice house. That's a beautiful Country Road W house with that big wrap around porch out there. That's unbelievable. Get in here.

What is, can you see it, Jay? What is up? Look at this. God. Let me see it. It is in, for the listener at home, it'll be on the Facebook page. It is, made it, it's onto the porch and into the house. By the way, can I give credit that it got through the front door?

Yeah. I mean, it actually did enter through the front. Yeah. It did enter through the front. Gotta give him credit. I think it made one. See, that's why you gotta get... I think what you're seeing, you've assumed, is the front door, which is now their new

side door. Yeah. That's why you gotta get one of those ring doorbells. I know. So it buzzes. Is there a car coming in my house? You guys stay on mic. I'm gonna show you the reverse angle.

Oh, God. Holy... Oh, my God. Dan, that did not drive straight through. Oh no. That Starsky and hutched it on the side. Like that Duke boy. That kind of jumped up.

It did like a barrel roll. It did like a barrel roll. And two wheels on the side through the house. Like somebody was trying to carry it through that door and was like pivot. Rotate and pivot. Or like a car can't go through the front way. The only way a car can go through the front door is if it's on its side. It's on its side.

Funny is it looks like it's like, I don't know, three feet into the room, but the entire room looks exploded. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because everything on that wall just got thrown. I was hoping the car would be just like perfectly in the middle. Just parked by a dealer.

Like a dealer. Like that scene in the Blues Brothers Where it's just In the mall Right through the mall The husband of course slept through the whole thing The woman could hear voices coming from outside So she went to check

This is when it gets dumb This is how you know They said your Uber is here Did you order? Guys, two days ago This is when it gets dumb. This is how you know it's... By the way, they said, your Uber is here. Did you order? Guys, two days ago, I landed at the airport, and my Uber driver... I'm very good with Ubers in terms of I don't get in the wrong one. Congratulations. Well, isn't it amazing how much...

Does that actually happen? Okay, at the airport, that is tough. Aren't you checking that license plate number? Thank you, DJ. See, right? I am with you 100%. Some people seem to have no ability to look that the make, model, and license plate is right there. Just do the first three letters and numbers.

That's all you need. I do the last three. Oh, either or. Yeah, but either or. Either or. I'm doing all seven digits. I'm looking at the color. So my guy, I see him drive past me.

I'm calling the guy six times. I'm walking up to the Uber pickup area. My guy is, I see him drive past me. I'm calling the guy six times. I'm walking up to the Uber pickup area. My guy is, I see him drive past me, okay? Kano. I see Kano drive past in his Toyota Camry. Kano. 338 on the end of that Toyota Camry license plate. Is that Kano Kano?

And as I walk up, now he's ahead of me, I walk up. Kano Katelyn. There's an Asian family of five putting all their stuff into the back of Kano's car. They are your new roommates. You're like, oh no. I don't have any roommates. You're living with them now, Dan. I'm trying to keep it no roommate.

Now they're in your front door. I walk up and I... And a Minnesota woman was charged with that too. A Minnesota woman was charged with putting those Asian people in your Uber. I walk up and I said Kano's name as though he was cheating on me. Kano, no.

Kano, no. Wait, did you have the guy from Cheaters? Did he come up with you? I walk up and I go, Kano. What are we doing? What? What are we? What are we?

What are we anymore? I messaged you. I said, thanks for the pickup. You said, see you soon. I keep thinking of when you say Kano he sounds like a dog like a golden retriever

so I told you okay so you know the story of like when I first moved into my house did I tell this on this thing I don't know

I first moved into my house and I was trying to meet all the neighbors this is 2003 and this woman had this this older Japanese woman

had this gorgeous golden retriever. I mean gorgeous. And I just started playing with it. She was walking on the street. I'm like, oh, this is one of my neighbors. I'm playing with the dog. I'm not really – I'm kind of talking, but I can't pay attention because I love this dog so much.

And I heard the name Keiko. And I'm like playing with the dog and whatnot. And then all of a sudden I'm standing up trying to talk to the person. The dog goes right for my crotch, like right for my crotch. So I'm like – You played a little too hard. I was like Keiko no. Keiko no. Keiko get your nose out of my crotch. And then I found out that the woman's name was Keiko. And the husband overheard and he came out with his car and a Minnesota woman was charged. Turns out the Asian family

the father's name was Daniel. And so when they pulled up, he said, for Daniel? And they go, yeah. They weren't looking at their, they were, the Infinity parked next to them was waiting for them just sitting there. So I had to get them all out of my car. The Kano and I did not speak to each other the entire ride. He was mad at you. It's not his bad.

Wait, why would he be mad at you? Well, I was mad at him. You called him on it, though, Dan. The woman could hear voices coming from outside, so she went to check. She could hear two people, a man and a woman, inside the car discussing who was driving. The man appeared to be asking the woman if she wanted to say he was the driver. So they are in a house. So she's sideways

at 2.47am and they're like, who do we want to say is driving? Which one drank less? Just say I did. Where are you right now? How many McGillicuddies? You had two Dr. McGillicuddies? McGillicuddies.

They're up there drinking old style and point beer. Give me a bottle of Cutty. Blatts. Cutty. Authorities arrived. Give me the Mountain Dew bottle. I got to pee. I had a new Glarus.

Authorities arrived and found Kelly M. Fink-Tachita. No, that is not her name. F-I-N-K-E hyphen T-C-H-I-D-A. She is Aida. T-C-H-I. It's Fink Cheetah. Fink Cheetah. T-C-H-I-D-A.

R-E-F-E-T. Kelly M. Fink. K-M-F-T. Can we just say T-Cheetah? Because that's a pretty epic last name. K-M-F-T. T-Cheetah? K-M-F-T could be the new MGMT.

Yes. I'm just saying. She kind of drove like a Cheetah. Yeah. Fast. Wait, erase that, please. Fast. Fast.

She took it right into the... Ortiz arrived and found Kelly M. Fink, Cheetah, and the man, Josh Petty, trapped, which is the right... I mean, if you're going to be driving fast... Josh Petty? Yeah. Josh Petty. Hamburger Petty.

Petty. Trapped inside. So they're trapped in the car, but they're still trying to decide if they want to switch seats. Just say I drove to the cops as they're looking at them and he's in the passenger seat. Fink Tachita was wedged against the driver's door while Petty, P-E-T-T-E-E, Petay, was above her. These names are interesting. I know. Was above her.

And they were, so, okay, so they're both. That's probably Petey. By the way, the car's on its side and they're both on the side, so there is no way. I was driving. Sir, you're in the passenger seat.

We're in a stack. We got switched in the wreck. It's auto drive. Deputies reported smelling alcohol coming from the car. No. Shocker.

No. The occupants were freed and questioned before being transported by the ambulance. Yeah. A catch and release. Set on their way. It was at this point that Petty told officers he was driving. Remember, he was

stuck in the passenger seat. That's right. I was driving. We were coming from a bar uptown somewhere, the complaint states. Where's uptown from country road? Country road W. You know, is there a town near that? I don't know.

We were coming. You know, downtown Kenosha. But you know, he did that like drunk point, like six different points. We were coming from a downtown. Like he's making the wrap it up symbol, but he doesn't know that. He just pointed to eight different towns. Then he says, quote to the police officer, we just missed the curve, man. The curve?

The curve? We just missed the curve, which probably sums up his high school grades. By the way, that is my favorite Clint Eastwood movie, We Just Missed the Curve. We Just Missed the Curve? That's the one where he's racist? That's the racist one where his daughter is also a baseball scout. He kills a million-dollar baby with a pitch or something? A baseball scout.

Yeah. We just missed it. This has to be a Fargo episode. Oh, I hope so. Oh, my God. Asked what happened. At that point, the cops are like, just keep seeing what they'll say. Please keep talking.

Please. I don't know. We just missed the curve. We went out from a bar up in town somewhere. So remember, Patty is telling them, we just missed the curve. I was driving, right? We were eating at this Ethiopian restaurant. When the police officers asked Fink Tachita what happened, she told police, quote, I crashed.

Wait, Fink Tachita is the man or the woman? The woman. Right, right, right. She's not sticking to the story. Fink Tachita is. Right, and the. Just tell him. A male face comes to my brain when I hear Fink Tachita.

Fink Tachita. PD said I was driving in that, and then. Then they walk over to Fink Tachita is... Right, and the... Just tell him. A male face comes to my brain when I hear Fink Tachita. Fink Tachita. Petey said I was driving in that, and then... Then they walk over to Fink Tachita, and she goes, I crashed. He was driving, but she crashed it. Right, exactly. By the way, if someone told you Fink Tachita was UFC 247, you'd be like, I'm watching that. Are you watching Fink Tachita on Saturday night? It's going to be epic, dude.

They're both bad. Yeah, I got 100100 on Tachita. Do you really? I don't know, man. His grappling skills are not great. But he's all jujitsu. But he's got a better reach than Fink. Fink.

Fink has no reach. That's what happened. Fink Tachita told officers, quote, I crashed before saying she didn't remember who was driving. She got two stories going. I crashed. Two from each person. I don't remember who was driving. She said, I can't think straight.

That's God, brother. She was described as slurring her words and having bloodshot glassy eyes. Of course. EMS crew members later told officers that Fink Tachita had a red mark on her left shoulder suggesting she was wearing a driver's side seatbelt. That's right. Left shoulder. Can't deny it.

If I'm her, I'm like, I was in the back behind the driver. He hit me. I crashed it, though. I was a backseat driver. Yeah. In a second interview at the hospital, they just want to see. Please keep talking. Let's go down this rabbit hole.

Please keep talking. She told officers that while she didn't remember driving, she knew, quote, 100% that Josh was not driving. So do you remember driving no I do not Josh driving no so then who was driving Jesus he's my co-pilot layer down my name is the list of the fake poita. Deputies concluded the car was southbound on Country Road J at a high rate of speed when it missed a curve, struck a ditch. So he was telling the truth. J or W?

No, they were on J. They were on J. Then missed the curve, struck a ditch. And stayed on. They missed the curve, which put them on the W. They were going at a high rate of speed when they missed the curve, struck a ditch, and went airborne, ultimately crashing into the house. We're going to take a

quick break. When we come back, we're going to dig into the word airborne. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dump People Town. Alright, we are back, friends. With DJ Doug Pound, can we just give a little shout out because he's got the Poundcast, which is here on Starburns. Yes, it is.

Check that out. Let these guys know a little bit about what that is. Oh, we do, me and Brent Weinbach, interview interesting people. We've had Vic Berger on recently. Do you know who Vic Berger is? Tell everybody. Vic Berger is is he's mainly known for his

video editing remixes of like Trump speeches and things like that and Jim Baker do you know Jim Baker yeah

he does he anyway whatever just me and Brent just a very creative and smart person it's a

it's just a podcast on Starburns nice so good and fun. Check that out, everybody. Two great minds. Any plugs? For us, we're going to be in Portland, Oregon.

7th through the 9th. February 7th and 9th. We haven't been in Portland in a long time. We just added a date in Tulsa. We're going to be at the IDK Ballroom. IDL. IDL. Sorry.

I don't know Ballroom. IDK. The IDL Ballroom. You clearly don't know, Randy. It's the IDK Ballroom. IDL. IDL. Sorry. I don't know Ballroom. IDK. The IDL Ballroom. You clearly don't know, Randy. It's the IDL Ballroom. IDK. It's a really cool venue in Tulsa. We haven't been to Tulsa since 2016.

February 22nd. That's a Friday night we're doing that Tulsa show, and then we're doing a show in Denver at the Wolf Theater the next night. Nice. And that's it. But just go to all of our dates all the way through July are up on superscolars.com. That's phenomenal. Daniel?

Rory Scovel and I are doing our first ever live pen pals after we are junior grand marshals at a Mardi Gras parade. Yeah, you are. This is the first weekend in March. You can hang out with us at the parade and then come to the show on March 3rd at the Secret Group in Houston. And then on the 4th, we are doing a live Dumb People Town at Largo, Los Angeles. Karen Kilgariff of My Favorite Murder is our guest. And then we might add more. Yes, Karen Kilgariff of My Favorite People.

That's right. Can I plug a show? Yes. If you're in Chicago, come to see me at the Hideout on 3-11, March 11th. 3-11. You better come original. Come original. You got to come original.

Come on down, down. Right? As I was saying before we left, they were going at a high rate of speed when they missed the curve, struck a ditch, and went airborne, ultimately crashing into the house. Airborne. Quote, this is from the complaint. Ditches get stitches.

It should be noted that the vehicle did not touch the ground at any point during the jump into the home. I would like to ask you guys right now. Approximately how far was jump into the home? I should know. I would like to ask you guys right now. How far? Approximately how far was it in the air? Do they think this car jumped from the ditch into the front porch and interior of this house? You are our guest. From ditches to sandwiches. You can go first.

One dollar. You can go first or in between us, which is the two. I'm going to go first because I think I got this. Okay. I'm going to say it went 21.5 feet. Okay. 21.5 feet. Jay, what do you think?

Randy or Jay? Jay? 34 feet. 34 feet from Jason's glove. 10 yards. I think it went 40 feet. 40 feet. 40 feet.

Okay. We're going to play a quick round to guess the AG after this. Great. But I will tell you right now that approximately, they believe, from the ditch to the door that they made in this house. From ditch to door. Ding dong ditch. This car flew. That's my favorite restaurant.

From ditch to door. From ditch to door. Approximately. Formed a table. Approximately. This car flew. Get your answers in now, townies. Because it is 110 feet.

What? No. 30 yards in the air. Yes. No. 110 feet. 110 feet. This is evil shit.

That evil, kenevil, that is over buses and stuff. That's enough time to start the conversation in the air of who was driving. Yeah, that's enough time to switch seats. Yes. Yes. 110 feet. How fast. And! A hundred and ten feet. How fast. And that explains how they went sideways. They were going 90 miles an hour when they missed that curve.

A minimum. At least. Oh my God. How does that happen? I don't know. Did somebody fall asleep? And then you're going up off the ditch like it's a rainbow. I thought I was being ridiculous at 40 feet.

You were. Ridiculously low. Ridiculously low. That's evil Knievel level. That's what I said. You're going a ridiculous at 40 feet. You were. Ridiculously low. Ridiculously low. That's evil Knievel level. That's what I said. You're going 110 feet. I was thinking. I was a third of the way of what they did.

I was thinking, you know, it's going to be a lot, so I'll go 21 feet. 0.5. You know? 0.5. Because that's enough, too. That's a lot. If you jump 21 feet, you're like, holy shit. Did I say 34 feet?

I meant 34 yards. Oh, you did? Oh, jeez. All right. Okay. These two are one year apart. Okay. So we're going to split the difference.

Guess the age. Guess the age. That's in between the two of them. Too much fun leaves marks in life. Living hard, you'll pay the price. Who is going to get it right? Guess the age? Guess the age Guess the age

Okay, great. So maybe depending on the person, there might be a time of the year where they're the same age. Right, but let's just guess the age that's between them. That's in between them, and we'll get out of here. I'm gonna go.

How about I go last? You guys go. Okay, Jay? 23. 23. Which would put them at 22 and 24. I think they're 28. 28. 28 is in between. Okay. I'm going up. I think they're 28. 28?

28 is in between. Okay. I'm going up. I'm going up. Okay. We're going to pump this up to 36. Okay. That's the goal of Wisconsin.

All of you, by the way. You never know. It's a mystery. You don't tell people how old you are? Don't tell them. You don't have to do anything. I'll tell them. I'll tell you guys afterwards.

I love it. Okay, ready? Secretive. Kelly M. Think Tachita. Jesus. She's hyperactive. Josh Petty. May share aive. Kelly M. Fink-Tachita. Jesus. She's hyper. Josh Petty. May share a birthday either way.

The age that's in between them is Wisconsin drinking on a Saturday night. 23, 28, 36. Flying 110 feet in the air into a house. Scaring the hell out of a daughter on County W Road. Join the Facebook page if you want to see pictures of this. How this thing went about. Get your answers in now, Tony, because the answer is 26 years old.

Oh, yeah! You had one of their ages right. I had one of them right. There you go. How do you like that? Gorgeous. I suck at this game. No, it's okay.

We all do. But I just won both let's just for all intent and purposes that was great DJ Doug Pound again the pound cast check it out people follow you on Twitter which is

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