Dumb People Town - DPT BONUS - Live on Stereo

Episode Date: December 4, 2020

The guys bring you the first of their bonus Stereo episodes! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app!

Skypains Avenue Hello Dan. Hi buddies. Hi, it's good to talk to you on this new Stereo app We're into it this is dumb people town Stereo style we Randy and I only have one icon We are of one mind

There's one Avisquar Is that bad Dan we should be like a Two headed monster Yeah you guys should get like a special Avatar Right an Avisquare yeah avasquare uh dan you look you you look young and beautiful in your avatar i love it to all our new people who are joining us right now we're not going to get into the meat of this yet here's you look like you're

in a pickup game at the y i am i look i look like i'm in a pickup game and I'm asking why. Folks. Folks. Okay. That is wild. There's nothing more, there's nothing less patriotic than what I'm wearing in this thing. But Dan, part of why we decided to do this show and part of why we're really excited to do a few of these and hopefully a bunch more of these is the fact that fans get to interact with us so you can do a quick voice memo we will listen to it we have some dumb stories on tap to break down ourselves and dumb behavior but if you have a story from your life and it's dumb or a headline that you've dragged up we used to do this at our shows dan remember that

oh for sure i just love that we're this is the second time ever we're doing a dumb people town without pants yes i know none of us are wearing pants uh i thought that was a requirement of stereo but we are here's the good news the world is staying dumb through the pandemic can you believe that dan or did? Or did you think, did you think like with pollution, like dumbness would go away? Kind of like diversity shows character and we are finding out who we are as a people. I feel are who they thought they were. This is Dan. This is what it is, Dan.

This is what it is that I feel like in this, it happens on zooms because zooms get people left and right in the pandemic. If you are going to fuck up, it's going to be Jay. By the way, we're learning this technology as we speak right now. No, we're not going to talk online with them. We're not going to talk. We're staying in this conversation with Dan. Sorry. We can't talk to someone else. If you put a voicemail out there.

We'll listen to your voicemail. So leave a voicemail for us and we'll. A voice memo. I want to get the. Verbiage. But here's the deal. Dan does such a great job on our show developing finding you know through our dumb ears on the ground calling through stories and determining what's

good for the show we feel like in our patreon episodes for our podcast and in these stereo episodes we're gonna let dan play the games we're gonna do the stories for Dan and for you guys at home. Says one person's waiting on the line to talk. I'm not quite sure how to do it. Let's see if we can get them in. Can we? No, you got to leave a voice audio message from your listeners. Our listeners can talk with us by sending an audio message.

So in the middle, we just need to say that you can send an audio message to us and then we can talk. We'll respond to your audio message. So in the middle, we just need to say that you can send an audio message to us and then we can talk. We'll respond to your audio message. So I don't think we can add you into the conversation on the phone line, but I think we can take and listen to your voicemail and we'll respond to it. So leave, leave us a voice memo. Okay. And we'll talk to you about it. In the meantime, Randy's going to break down a story that, damn it, if it doesn't make it warm the cockles of my dumb heart. Warm someone's cockles, Dan. Dan, are you nervous about flying? No.

You're not. Are you? Yeah. I feel like flying now is like going into a Walmart in Canada. You could get your ass kicked. We got a voice message. All right, listen to the voice message. Okay, there we go.

Can we listen to it? Play it, Jay. I'm trying. Can we play? We're trying to figure it out. Hey, it's Mo from Naples, Florida. You guys always like to bag on Florida, but anyway, your daily podcast. I would really like to know what the songs are at the beginning and the bump and at the end.

Thanks. Mo, first of all, thank you for holding it down in Naples, Florida. So that is the band. Mo, for all we know, could have been like strangling an alligator in that moment. Right, Dan? And removing a puppy. Was that guy showboating a little bit before we get to Moe's question, Dan? The guy who removed the puppy from the alligator's mouth.

Who the hell was filming that shit? That's what I want to know. Yeah, why would that? Why would you have that already set up? But first of all, wouldn't you do the same thing? Yes. First of all, yes, I would go in after and try and get a puppy out.

Randy's got a new puppy. You're kind of on some level being like, let me set this tripod up and put my phone in it so that the shot stays steadier than anyone holding it just in case I have to go in after.

It seemed a little staged to me. A little stagey. But Mo stepped to us with a real question, so we're going to answer it. Thank you for watching and listening to our Daily Pod, which is Global Country, the Virus Edition. And the song that plays at the beginning and at the end is so the song they're both songs from detroit the band detroit which is a band from the 1990s from minneapolis from

minneapolis detroit for minneapolis they're amazing and i believe it was james bond girl at the top of it yeah james bond girl and then the end of it i can't remember what it was but if you go and look on look for the music of detroit you can go on youtube and find them they are i think that was off of the album a brand new testament which is hilarious uh but detroit for minneapolis mo that is the band and james my girl is the song at the beginning and i can't remember what's at the end but uh maybe it's uh arkington or keg party all right so do we have what we have one more maybe one more voicemail here i'm going at the end, but maybe it's Frank Tarkenton or Keg Party. We have maybe one more voicemail here. I'm going to check and see.

It was a pet alligator with no teeth. It was a pet alligator with no teeth. That's what he thinks. Dude, I think you're right. Mo, you're right. He's like, I want some hero worship.

That's why that guy put that up there. I mean, I saw that guy on, like, he was on CNN later. I was like, how does this guy get booked on CNN? Because he just went in, because he didn't drop his cigar. Dan, come on. Yeah, I don't, I mean, first of all, I don't want to, we don't bag on Florida. I love Florida. I just wish Florida loved itself.

Florida needs to go into therapy all we're doing is like if you have a neighbor that you really want to like but they keep doing wild shit all i'm doing is telling the other people in the cul-de-sac did you hear what florida did last night now i don't encourage that. I wish Florida would help us help them. But I love Florida. Florida just seems to be angry on the inside a lot. Yeah, Florida just seems to have a leather couch on its front lawn all the time. I say to Florida, who hit you as a kid? Was it Vermont?

Did Vermont slap you? Was it Vermont? Did Vermont slap you? Because we'll go up there. We'll go up there. And I think it was, and I don't know if I'm on a first name basis, but it was Woke the Devil that said that it was no teeth. Mo did send in

another voicemail, but for some reason I think it cut out. So if he wants to send a second one, good on you, buddy. How about a Dumb People Town live somewhere in Florida? Got a comedy club here in Naples kind of away from more of the craziness. But yeah, you should do a live show

here in Florida. That is a great suggestion. Thank you, Mo, again. I mean, think of the merch, guys. That'd be the only show we sold knives at. Nunchucks. One side says dumb, the other other side says people and on the chain it says town except technically they're technically they're numb trucks but i'll forgive you no i'm saying we should be numb we should be selling kitty litter and uh what was the other thing make

your own meth kits make your own meth kits. Make your own meth kits. Dumb people town, make your own meth kits. And we should get Greenlee live. When this world unfucks itself and we can travel again and start doing live shows, I can tell you, we will do a show in Florida. Me, Randy, and Dan ride up to the show in the Everglades on fan boats. Come on. We'll have an airsoft battle. Hello, everyone. I don't

know if you can tell who I am, but we can. Sarah in Ireland just wanted to ask, how are you doing? If you had a good Thanksgiving and also thank you for doing this at an hour that isn't ridiculous o'clock in the morning keep safe uh look at that sarah dunn who is such a great supporter of what we do has offered to let us graciously sleep outside at her house at her farm i know

she doesn't have a phone uh dan isn't she great and isn't it beautiful to know that like in this is the pivot in this time. We started to do some cool virtual things that we can now do live things with our fans all over the world. Yeah, I mean, it's brought us so much closer to so many people. I think we have a standing invitation to go camping on Sarah's property in Ireland. And now we're doing DPT live on stereo. It's wonderful. Yes. If you want to find it, just go look up DPT live on stereo and we're answering our fans voicemails on here. Or if you have a headline. Yeah. If you have a headline or something,

Sarah Dunn, I don't know if anything crazy has happened in Ireland. I'm assuming drinking related. You can bring that message to us uh but this is so okay so here's what i love about this and doing this on stereo is that this feels different than our dpt live shows that we do you know on nowhere comedy club this feels different than certainly our our patreon or our regular uh dumb people towns that we do it just it's like a way to interact with you guys i love it so it feels like i'm on a three-way call with you guys after a michigan loss but other people get to chime in and i love it and we're happy and we're yeah we're in a good that's the big difference that's the big i think we got one more voice. Hello, hello. Welcome to Stereo.

It seems like you're new. Content creators. Awesome. I'm Exit. Yeah. Hope you're having a good day so far. Thanks, Exit. Thanks, Exit. And she did kind of do a weird lingering exit.

Like we didn't know when she was done. It's funny because Sarah done, we knew when she was done. For sure. Exit. I would love it if her boyfriend or girlfriend, and I'm not going to assign any sexuality to this person, uh,

was named the book, the gift shop. I almost did that. So she could exit. Or if she was a stripper and her name was Exit, she could be the one who gives us all the exit polls. Why not? Also, I mean, the amount of times in my life that I've been told,

it seems like you're new. I mean, that's just added to the pile. Dan, that's two people laughing on one avatar. Dan, tell me about your first day digging graves. Why? It's not what I signed up for, first of all. I was supposed to. Why? You thought you were going to be a bank teller? What?

You were going to be a bank teller? No, I did not think I was going to be a bank teller no i i did i did not think i was going to be a bank teller but um i uh i was supposed to work for the street department and that's who manages one of the cemeteries in rochelle and the day i showed up they said uh so you're not going to be picking up fallen branches after storms and squirrels in the road you're going to be over at the cemetery where your grandpa's buried and i said come again so then uh i say what i ended i ended up spending the next three months every morning just kicking up mosquitoes in the grass while walking around with a 75 pound weed whacker from 1968. And then would spend the rest

of my days either riding a lawnmower around tombstones or digging graves for people who never knew. Around tombstone pizzas? Tombstone pizzas are your favorite. Hey, by the way,

we're on stereo right now. We can answer our fans and listeners' calls. This is DPT stereo right now. We're listening to, we can answer our fans and listeners' calls. This is DPT Live on stereo. We're going to answer another voicemail right now. Let's listen. And then we'll do a story. I promise you.

Yeah, well, you're also bald. So, ba-dum-tsh. Yes, I do make grand entrances and awkward exits. It seems to be a thing I do. But, welcome. That was a better exit. That was a great exit. I love that.

And she should take a shot at you for being bald. Yeah, Dan. Well, why is my avatar not showing up? I just don't know. I thought we would be past the place where we body shame people. But I guess not. It's okay. No, but she's head shaming you which i think is fine i think i can i can deal with the i can deal with a good head shame i was like i'm bald we're balding

right dan but dan you have a lovely shaved head exit thanks barry i built it myself so exit and exit had a great voice that should be our sign off so there was a moment where exit was talking and i she has such a good voice and so i'm gonna take her bald uh rip on i'm guessing it's you dan but i i'm gonna take it as me too because i'm insecure it's me But I'm going to take that and say and reverse that and judo it with a compliment. Her voice sounds so good that I thought she was part of the stereo app. I did too. Yeah, I thought

it was a bot saying, welcome to stereo. You're listening. You're answering listener voicemails. I said this with sincerity. I said you could do voiceover work. Totally. Dan, are you hitting on her? Here we go. voicemails all right i said this is an eternity accent you could do voiceover work totally dan are you hitting on her all right here we go new one all right i gotta know how did randy get more followers than jason yeah how does randy have more followers than me on this thing guys it's the hat

it's the hat you you put the hat on your app i had a yarmulke on mine for a little while yikes uh maybe that's what was deterring people from that. No, I don't know. Randy and I sometimes do that on Instagram, Dan. Like back to back, we'll post pictures of us and our family. And we're like, okay, internet, who do you like more? And it's me. I don't know if it's always you.

It's not always me. When we went shaved, clean shaven that day, I beat you by like four. Jay beat me. That's a great question. Thank you. What we went shaved, clean shaven that day, I beat you by like four. Jay beat me. That's a great question. Thank you. What was your nickname, Randy? What nickname? When you had a shaved face, didn't your family have a nickname for you?

Oh, Young Daddy. Young Daddy. Young Daddy. That was my rapper name. Young Daddy. Young Daddy. Okay, let's hear another one. Correction.

This is so fun, by the way. Jason has more followers than Randy. He said, whoopsies, that was Tony Dingo. Thank you hear another one. This is so fun, by the way. Jason has more followers than Randy. He said, whoopsies, that was Tony Dingo. Thank you for the correction. That's how not vain we are. Tony Dingo ate my baby. Tony Dingo was a great coach and a Super Bowl champion for the

Baltimore Colts. Someone said that Tony Dungy sounds like the two of us trying to do Charles Barkley. Listen, Ernie, that's terrible. Ernie, that is terrible. It is. I'm more of a God guy. Listen, whoever said that to us on Twitter is right.

That is so right. That is so right. Dan, what if instead of us talking to Dan Van Kirk, it was two Charles Barclays talking to former Chicago Bear who has now passed away, Doug Buffon? Hey, Doug, that's terrible. Listen, Doug. How's everything going up in heaven, Doug? We're live on the stereo app here with me, Doug McCall on 670 and 670 Score. All of your needs can be met here

on the stereo app. Brought to you in part by Blackjack Gentleman's Club. Blackjack Gentleman's Club, where you'll never hit but you'll always stay. That is not their official slogan, but it should be. I love that. I love that. it should be. I love that.

I love that. That's terrible. I love that, Doug Buffon. Doug Buffon. Doug Buffon. I started doing commercials. I used to play golf with Doug Buffon. That's terrible.

I played golf. And I played golf, and I wound up hitting Steph Curry with a log wedge. Hey, listen listen Ernie. I love your Douglas. I'm so excited to see who is going to be our first person that gives us a headline. Here we go. We're waiting. How you doing today?

Let's go. We here in the studio. We got Daniel We got Daniel Cook and Jason Sloan. Let's go. Hey. I love that.

Eliphite, how old are you? And you should be in school. And I love that you're here. I don't care. Daniel Cook is the new name for Daniel Van Kirk. Daniel Cook. And what were you guys? Jason Skarn?

Jason Skarn. Michael Skarn and Daniel Cook. Michael Star and Daniel Cook. I think Ella Fight, we love you. Thank you for... We're on stereo. Live DPT where we're answering your voicemails. This is a blast. This is so fun.

We are live. We are live. This is Mr. Imagine. What up, content creators? It's your boy, Mr. Imagine, a.k.a. What up, content creators? It's your boy, Mr. Imagine, a.k.a. the unclaimed son of Eminem and Marshall Mathers and Slim Shady. All three, baby. He made me.

And now I'm here doing my thing on my come up. Give me a like. Give me a following. And in the meantime, make yourself comfortable in the dumb people town. Find a place to sit down get yourself some coffee grounds get yourself some hot chocolate mix it make it a mocha whatever you got to do and stay tuned baby we out here i'm just gonna say this rivers cuomo sounds great and i'm gonna say this mr imagine uh he he said he was a descendant a descendant of one of the bad boys of rap, Eminem and Marshall Mathers.

A.K.A. A.K.A. same guy. And yet he has a halo over his head in his thing. What do you think, Dan? Good guy, bad guy? Good guy. Yeah, he's a good guy. Good guy all the way.

I like his energy. I love his energy. I do too. I love that he says, grab some some coffee grounds he doesn't tell you what to do with it he almost tried to write a new end to our theme song stick around hunker down make a sound grab some coffee grounds it's dumb people town i mean that might be unofficial official unofficial official aka mr imagine we're running five deep up in the comments section, boy. Yeah, let's get another one.

Tell Tony to tell Charles to tell Tony that I said he sounds like Charles sounding like Tony. Who is that? Steven Elton Yates. Erna, tell Steven Elton Yates to tell Er Erna, tell Kenna to tell Shaq to – And Shaq just comes in. Hey, listen. I was in the general.

Erna. Erna, listen. I said Kobe. I said Kobe. How my ass taste? Erna, tell Stephen Elton Yates – Tell Stephen Elton to tell Yates that I'm totally done. Stephen Elton Yates is one of our favorite fans.

New York. Dan, did you see him do 80 push-ups in a row on one of your shows? No. He's doing sets of 80 push-ups and the man is... I could get his age wrong here. 87 years old. He's 87? Stephen Elton Yates

I'm going to guess that he's like 64. I think Stephen Elton Yates is 62. Correct us if we're wrong, Stephen L. Yates. But he's a great fan, a great supporter. Someone that we just love seeing when we do the show. His push-ups were coming fast. I won't say that they were... He didn't go all the...

He wasn't Diamond Dallas Paging it? No. But they were really quick. That's right. We've got another one. Let's listen. It's back. All right. Well, thank you for the quick. All right, we've got another one. Let's listen. Exit's back. All right.

Well, thank you for the compliment. That's very flattering. I just woke up, so my voice is a bit groggy. We were doing a show last night until late, and I was on here until about 8 a.m., and now it's 3-something. Whoa. here until about 8 a.m and now it's some three something whoa so um yeah i i do this show on the last two weeks with uh user on here peter chat he's actually a character actor and uh i i always appreciate our chats we do a little bit of singing a little bit of shenanigans, and try to get people to sing on here. It's quite entertaining.

I love that. Dan's got a great voice. Yeah, I would love to do voiceover work. That sounds so fun. She sounds very Canadian. She said 3.30, so I'm going to assume she's either in Toronto or Newfoundland. Maybe she knows Brandon. Oh, have you? Brandon's gotten so big, Dan. Oh, John Doerr. Brandon went up, shot a moose with only an Elks license. And

he knocked out a guy at Walmart who told him to wear a mask. Yeah, Brandon doesn't wear masks. He beat him down to the ground. And he's getting so big, he's showing remorse, Dan. And he's playing peewee hockey, Dan. He's playing peewee hockey, man. He's playing peewee hockey. Hey, by the way, we're on stereo right now on the stereo app, which is amazing. And this is DPT Live. We're answering our listeners' calls. There are other content creators.

We're also currently just plugging people. Yeah, apparently we're giving this woman a voiceover. I'm cool with that. You know how we like to do, Dan. We know how we like to do this. We have a story loaded up. We have seven deep in the comments section. Get in there.

I have a headline. I'm actually currently working. Definitely working. Not procrastinating. And it says, Woman given suspended sentence for managing massage parlor where sex acts took place. And I'm willing to share more of the story where the police went in undercover. So woman, Sarah Dunn, thank you. We love you. Ireland represents that. So Dan,

did you get that? What the headline was? A woman at a massage place and police went undercover, what? So my question is, did police go under the massage covers? Yeah, because there is that moment where you get in a massage room and they're like, get under the covers. And it always feels weird. Unless you're Robert Kraft. Unless you're Robert Kraft. And then you're like, should I go on my back? And how many kids are we trafficking in the closet?

Don't you dare. Oh, come on. Hey. You think I did that? Sarah Dunn gave us a headline. No, come on. You think I did that? Sarah Dunn gave us a headline. No, not you. Magic fingers, Dan. All right, let's get into this story while we're waiting for other voice memos to come.

What, of magic fingers? No, Ray's got another story. You ready for this? Okay, because I was pretty sure magic fingers is the act of the third Property Brother. It is. It is. The unforeseen Property Brother.

The unfortunate Property Brother. The lost Property Brother. He's a magician in Vegas. They both are. Wait, there's a third Property Brother that's a magician? Yes, you guys didn't know this? Wait, I thought they were all music magicians i thought the property brothers were magicians i don't know about the twins i mean obviously their show is one of my

favorite things on hgtv no but so when we did so when we did lights out with david spade they had us in the property stand-up secret stand-up we had the property brothers go up into the belly room of the comedy store and they did stand up and we were in their ears and the best joke that was written by who wrote it someone wrote it got it was she was a jay light maybe god damn it was so funny we said um it's really hard to tell us apart uh my beard is thick and my beard is Zoe Deschanel. She's on an episode of this season of Celebrity IOU. It makes sense. Is she really?

What is it? Yeah. Aren't you guys, you guys are up to date on your HGTV slate of programming. I'm not up to date on them. And I wish that I was. All right. We got, listen,

we're on stereo right now and we'd love to answer your voicemails. We'd love to. This is live DPT. We're on the stereo app, and we would love to, like I said, answer our listeners' calls. So leave us a voicemail, and we'll talk to you. Jay screwed it up. We had voicemails waiting in the queue, and Jay completely screwed it up. No, they went away.

No, you screwed it up. All right. You ready for this headline? We're going to do it right now. Dan, you ready? Mm-hmm. way no you screwed it up all right you ready for this headline we're gonna do it right now dan you ready british airways investigating reports stewardess is offering sexual services between flights i mean that's just does it count do you still get to say mile high high club if you're on a plane but it's on the ground dan no what if it's on the ground in denver that's a good point that's a yes if you get that's the mile high city anytime you have sex in denver you're part

of the mile high club that's the way it goes that is the way it goes that's why you live in the mountain here so the story is british airways investigating reports that a stewardess is offering sexual services between flights. Is that considered pillow fluffing? And where? At like the Admiral's Lounge? So we have a voicemail now. So let's listen to it and then we'll get into this story as we continue. So the news article I sent you said that the woman who was managing it was quipping Chen from China and that this was a standard procedure there and she did not understand that happy endings are illegal here

as they were cultural differences and that the guard went in for a massage and was offered a happy ending and then he said obviously that they're illegal and that he's a guard and then they searched the premises where they found seven vibrators four balls of blueprint a ledger with customers names and details of certain wow thank you sarah that's a ledger it's always he said it's illegal after she finished which i think is a little weird right dan i mean is that like you gotta wait for so you wait for in a deal that goes down, you have to wait for the money. But I guess in this situation, you have to wait for the money shot. Also, isn't that defense essentially the caveman lawyer defense from us?

And now, like, look, I'm from China. Yeah, I know you know, I was unfamiliar. I'm just a kid. Well, but it's also like in a pickup game of basketball, when you drive the lane, draw a little contact, you shoot it up and you wait to see if it doesn't fall. And if it falls out, you're like foul. Right. Oh, a hundred percent.

Also, I love that the whole thing of like, oh, well, you know, in my culture, it's just part of customary that we give you the full release. But then that kind of goes out the window when you find like vibrators and everything in the back room. Then you're like, you're not getting the release. You're getting the entrance. Dan, those could be back scratchers, massagers. I mean, yeah, they could be double double-sided massagers damn okay double sided black massagers all right here we go hey y'all it sues um okay i have a headline for you

person spotted flying with jetpack near los angeles international airport again so sounds like they're living their best life i don't know anyways this is kind of fun bye y'all love this bye suze so suze is another fan uh who has sent stories in and just someone and cookies and cookies so i like Suze is the best. So thank you so much for that voicemail. We love you. Jetpack again. Dan, didn't you cover this story on an episode? I don't remember if we talked about it or not, but maybe you guys did.

I mean, to be fair, they are workshopping a Rocketeer reboot out here. Maybe someone was just doing like a self-tape. Like that's how, like, you know, like you put yourself on tape for an audition jay and i did an audition the other day for lone star 9-1-1 and we were conjoined stop you're not allowed to talk about it jesus christ so but we did that audition but like imagine someone's like rock i gotta show now we're definitely not gonna get it well we went before we i didn't think we heard it anyway but let me just say i want to jinx everything but the idea that like someone is like i'm just gonna put myself i'm gonna put myself on tape i bought this jet pack once they see me once they see me in the

suit i'm gonna get the role hey by the way where's the safest place for me to jet pack up in the, oh, near planes that are taking off? Near projectiles. Sure. Maybe I can get sucked into an engine. How about Kevin Meaney's old great joke? May he rest in peace, Kevin Meaney. His joke saying, I don't have a car. I have a jet pack.

Pop it on Housewives, make sure they keep wrapping things fresh come on meaning meaning all right we got another one let's jump into it thank you i'm just gonna leave my silly voicemail again i just said it's strange how i apparently have a canadian accent now i moved to michigan like over a year ago and, uh, yes, I have some weird combination of California and Michigan and, uh, there is other things, you know, pick up on the voice and how people talk of the people around you. At least I do. So I definitely do that. Yeah.

I do it to an uncomfortable level like when i was doing my tour through the south by like day three i had a full-on dialect i'm talking even on stage and i i've been like this my entire life i can't help it can i like i get off the plane in atlanta and i'm like where y'all going? You got something back? Okay. I'm going to go you one step further. And I think it, and I think it's born out of empathy of wanting to, wanting to empathize. By the way, we're on the stereo app right now. We're listening to right.

So it's empathy and wanting to be like, we're in conversation with Daniel Van Kirk. We're kind of doing a version of dumb people town, but we're really talking to our fans. Live DPT on the stereo app. Please send in voicemails and we'll respond to them. But I'm going to go one step further. My wife, Amy, who you know and love. My wife. Can I say one thing? I was at a party. This is a name-dropping party. My friend, Jordan Rubin, who's been on this show, hilarious writer, said, hey, are you here by yourself or are you here solo? And I i said my wife is at home

but then as i was saying it i turned to my left and there was sasha baron khan yeah that's not you gotta stop my wi-fi isn't working my wi-fi isn't working no but my wife is the type of person that is so empathizes like you dan that but one time we got into a cab in new york and the person was not front was an immigrant and uh she started talking in that person's accent to make them feel better and there was one point at which amy was like trying to explain that we were there and we were going to say, she's like, we're going to this place. So how you say, I'm like, how you say, you know how to say it. How you say, she said, how you say, she say, how you say.

All right, let's do another. Hey, guys, Kevin Harrington checking in from New Orleans. Like Sarah, I am also at work, but this is really a treat. So thanks for doing this and look forward to hearing more of these. Nice, Kevin. Thank you for putting this on. Yeah. Kevin Harrington holding it down outside of New Orleans.

He's a great person. Yeah, dude. Thank you so much. And this is so cool. Again, this is a new thing that we're doing hopefully if we get a ton of people listening this or a bunch of you guys listen this and and sending in we'll get a chance to do a lot more of these these are like god this is just enjoyable to connect with the fans like this and look that's a guy who's you know in a city that in my opinion

it's mo is let's blow off work that here's my thing blowing off work so here's our new orleans story i don't know if we've ever told this uh but jay and i went to like a hotel in new orleans and we were because we were doing a job there and we were doing this like vh1o awards and we go to the hotel and it's like a marriott this is like a national chain everyone in new orleans has a side hustle that's what this story is and we go we were doing this we were doing stand-up oh we're doing stand-up that's right so we go to our hotel we check in it's like like i said a marriott courtyard or something like that and the guy at the who's checking us in at the front desk and it wasn't even like a big counter that you couldn't get

behind it was like a podium so he he kicks out a little foot cooler and says you guys want beer and we're like yeah yeah sure thinking that that's what they're gonna give us just for being in new orleans you know how they give you like warm cookies at some point this guy's gonna give us a beer come from new orleans like why wouldn't he give you a beer and he's like three bucks we're like what okay meanwhile i'm like there's a Does the bar that's 50 feet away from us... That's part of your hotel? What do they think about you selling beers at the front desk? You undercutting them

by $2. Crazy. Well, Kevin, thank you very much. What kind of beer was it? Bud Light. Yeah, it was definitely... Okay, ready? Here we go. Another voicemail. Alright, I got a headline for you. Mr. Imagine. World champion chess player to play both Siri and Alexa AI technology for the future of the planet and the future of the human species. Who will win?

Wow. I think this is the next season of Queen's Gambit. That's right. Am I wrong, Dan? No, you're not wrong. You're not wrong at all. of queen's gambit that's right am i wrong dan no you're not wrong you're not wrong at all i love i loved everything about queen queen's gambit except for the twins that stole whatever job we could try and get come on i'm kidding if i haven't seen searching for bobby fisher will

queen's gambit make any sense yes yes searching i was have seen Searching for Queen's Gambit on Netflix? It was. Have you seen Searching for Bobby's Gambit? It's a much. It won three AVN awards. It's in here, guys. I found it way up in here. Let me bend over. And Bobby is a woman. Yes. So when when when you reach in to get it you say pond to rook four hello um you say you say check make i'll take your queen so um yeah that'd be interesting and i think you know i i think i don't think a person could be an alexa or i think alexa would be responding to the person.

I let me, here's what I found. You're like, I'm going to move this to the, here's, is this helpful? No, it's not helpful that you're taking my pieces.

I think it'll win. I think the person can win because people do unorthodox things and mess around. That's right. All right. Next, next voicemail. Um,

when I studied music in school, we were always told that if you pick up accents really easily or like mimic them without even noticing, it's a sign that you're very musical. You'll probably also pick up music easily. So there you go. So here's my question to Sarah Dunn, our lovely fan from Ireland. When you sing, do you sound like you're Irish? Are you are you like are you cranberry zing it make sure you rest in peace cranberry is zing it or or do you sound american are you art brute yeah are you uh are you the future heads or i know they're not irish but like or do you sound american easy easy what's that guy king cruel are you that we don't know all right next one voicemail this is so fun

hey guys it's sam i just wanted to share a headline that i found nice thank you sam george clooney tells interviewer he's been cutting his own hair with a flobie even before covid lockdowns jesus christ so just wanted to think see what you guys think about that okay that's how good looking he is like he dude could do he could go into super cuts and pull it off dude could go like can literally vacuum the stray hairs off his head and still look um and now what's he doing with the flobie or the dog flobie there's a dog flobie oh yeah dan there's a dog i wouldbe? Oh, yeah, Dan. There's a dog phlobe. I would call that a dobie. My only knowledge of phlobe is from Wayne's World. Yeah. The phlobe was an item that people saw on TV.

So to me, here's my question about this. Because George Clooney doesn't have to share this fact. recognizing in himself that he is so good looking that he needs to do the dumbest things just to make himself more relatable to regular human beings and by the way to all the people that are listening to this right now i want to thank you and to everyone who's sending in voicemails that we're listening to this is great we're on the stereo app there's a live dpt we're answering our listeners phone calls uh according to the stats guys we're the sixth biggest uh stereo show ever let's get up to number one come on come on bro let's go bro this is our hawaiian raiders fan our two characters let's get down from there bro

add me to kettle chips bro kenny kenny. Kenny Jr. Get down from underneath there, bro. Okay. So the reason why I have a halo is because it is a mark that my daddy gave me when he dropped me down onto this planet. Thank you. Because first I had to ascend up to him. For those of you who don't know, Marshall Mathers, he bought a planet back in 2009, and he's been living there ever since. And that what you see today is actually a hologram. So I ascended to him, and to celebrate my victory of getting to him, he gave me this halo.

And so now, since ever I returned back to Earth, I've been putting it out there, getting on my come up. He's slowly guided me into the light. And eventually, everyone's going to hear my content. And, you know, we're the solar system walkers. Like, we walk the eight planets, and we're here to keep it going and save Earth and save the humanities and save all the people. By the way, this is how every Christian rock band started. Dude, that's amazing. Imagine.

Eight planets. Eight planets and one dwarf planet. So I'm glad that he recognized it. Here's what I'll say about the planet, about Pluto. You were a planet for a long time. We get mad when shows get canceled and this doesn't happen. But, man, you were a planet for a long time. We get mad. Like when shows get canceled and this doesn't happen, but man, you were a planet for years.

And then suddenly people are like, nah, Dan, you're not a planet anymore. It's a dwarf planet. But then if I'm like, does Brad Williams have a joke about this? If he doesn't,

we should get into it. It's like Brad Williams is like, yeah. So what? It's a dwarf planet. It's still a planet. Am I not a person? And then he drops the

mic, jumps onto someone's table and starts beating someone up. That's what I like to see. Brad Williams, I don't know if you're listening, but we just wrote you another bit. We've got more voicemails. Let's get to it. This is live. Don't people just got to say Dan L. Cook and the Skyler brothers are my favorite comedians. It's Tommy dingo, not Tony. Oh, Tommy dingo. Sorry,

Tommy dingo. Dan. Well, I mean, I think if we're, if we're, if we're Dan L cook and the Skyler brothers, then he has to be Tony dingo.

Tommy, Tommy, I'm sorry, but you are now Tony Dingo, and we are Dan Elkuk and the Schuyler Brothers. Dan Elkuk and the Schuyler Brothers sounds like a soul act from like... Oh, we opened for Nathaniel Ratliff.

I thought we opened for the like... The silver platter. The temptations. Hold on, it says we're reconnecting with Dan. Alright, there's Dan. Alright, let's get another voice hey guys super happy to hey pete pete we're super happy that you're super happy hey guys cordy from akron here just wanted to say this is really fun and let you know that i was listening to dumb people town in the car with my little sister the other day

and i also randomly started talking in a southern accent. It happens every time I go on vacation to North Carolina and she thought it was so funny. She made me turn the episode off. So I would stop doing it. Thanks for this. It's a nice treat. We've got a voicemail right now, or we,

we should have a voicemail soon. Another one, send it to us. We're listening to, uh, and answering our listeners, uh, voicemails,

but telling good stories in between. It's a conversation. This is like a little different than what we do on the Dumb People Town show, live shows if anybody's been to the live show. But one of our listeners just now was talking about how every time she's down in North Carolina. Yeah, I didn't get to hear it all. Well, every time she's down in North Carolina, she starts talking Southern. And her little sister was in the car with her.

I made her turn off the episode. Turn off Dumb People Town because she started talking with a southern accent. Here we go. Here's another voice. It keeps kicking us off, man. I don't know what to do. What's up, dude? Hey, super happy that you guys are doing this on stereo.

Love the fact you're doing daily shows. Love seeing Sarah Dunn and Huddle Tron on here. Just happy that you guys are bringing joy. Thanks. Thanks, Pete. Pete, man. Look, you know, thank you for acknowledging that. That is what we're trying to do, right, Dan? I mean, I feel like Dan, you're a great... I take everything Pete said as an insult. You took it all negative? No. Dan, you're such a good community builder with your game nights and the things that you do, pen pals.

And I mean, that's where I think it's so funny because Dan and Jay and I got together, what is it, eight years ago now? Nine years ago now, Dan? It's about to be. Randy and I met 11 years ago on an audition, and then we met Dan. Then we met Dan two years later. And Dan, you, but I think we are very different. We grew up differently. We approach the world in a different way.

However, the thing that we have that is the same, and why I kind of love this stereo app, why it's so cool right now, and why I'm enjoying this so much, is that it is the thing that the three of us all love the most, which is building community. Oh yeah, for sure, man. I mean, that's kind of like what you were saying, with everything I've done with the Bingo Nights and the Game Nights and Rory and my pen pals and it all started really with

Dumb People Town. It'll be eight years in April or May since we started doing the show together. I mean, it's just... And I think we're getting to see a lot of that here on the stereo app right now. If you've got good vibes,

we want to hang out with you. If you don't, we're not the show for you. That's right. Well, speaking of, let's get to another voice memo. What happened to you guys? Any idea? That was one year. Well, when I was six years old, my grandpa passed away.

Start with when you're dead. I don't know. I was only 10 months old at that time. So I don't know. You don't remember? Six years old is when things really kicked off. I mean, I'm sure I said something. Dan, you were 10 months old. What did you do to make him leave what'd you do dan i threw up on him no no you were

a good baby that was his that was his there's nothing like being a grown man and having another grown man tell you you were a good baby it's what you were a good trump all the time it's what people have to tell trump yeah that was in the original version of goodwill hunting he wasn't going to keep saying it's not your fault he was going to keep saying you were a good baby he was like don't do this man don't do this to me man you're a good baby stop it stop it i can't. You were a good baby. This is so fun. Aw, guys. Courtney from Akron here again. Thanks for recapping my voicemail because it got cut off when you guys were trying to play it.

You're so sweet. Thanks. Courtney. Courtney from Akron. She and the Black Keys and maybe LeBron are the best things to come from Akron, but I put her above LeBron. I put her above LeBron and right... LeBron are the best things to come from Akron. But I put her above LeBron. I put her above LeBron. Did you call him LeBron? LeBron Brain.

Jay calls him LeBron Brain. LeBron Brain also won three AVN awards. LeBron Brain. She gave him a LeBron. I know. In regards to whether or not I sing in an Irish accent, it depends on the song. I might sing in an American accent if I'm singing something that's more

American, like for the season. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Ooh, she's got a good voice. Wonderful song, that one. But if I'm singing something Irish, I'll probably go more Irish. Like, beginnachamorachigundzeionclare. Beginnachamorachigundzeionclare. Granted, that's an Irish song in an Irish language.

But yeah. Also, got my three best bakery cookies yesterday. Oh, snap. Okay. Sarah Dunn. First of all, like, hidden talent, Sarah Dunn. Great voice. She can sing.

She should be the Masked Singer. She could be the Masked Singer. And I love that she can sing in an American accent. She can sing in an Irish accent. It sounded like she was singing Japanese in an Irish accent. No, that was Gaelic, I'm thinking. But she was, or maybe it's not maybe it's celtic and gaelic and whatever it was it should have been that was japanese

japanese is the official language of ireland that happened yesterday it's a dialect japanese so she uh is amazing and sarah that's incredible and the three best bakery is in arkansas little rock right dan uh no it's not little rock fayetteville excuse me fayetteville fayetteville arkansas fayetteville which is where the university of arkansas is and it's uh just amazing women who run other fans who we've had their cookies and now sarah got those cookies sent to her in ireland that's the community we're talking about that's what we love to do and so guys i'm super excited about this stereo thing. This has been,

this continues to be a blast. We have like just a handful of minutes left that we're doing here, but we'll try to get to all these voicemails. We got enough. Okay. I have to use this opportunity to share a Greenlee. This is from November 11th. No,

we have a Greenlee off the beat series. Adult dancer, strawberry fights, other dancers in a parent donny brook oh my god take it away adult dancer strawberry fights other dancers in a donny brook now we may do this on a live dumb people town moving forward but I'll say this about, I wonder if she gave anyone a strawberry, you know, or do you think he explains in that story? What a strawberry is. Like,

what a strawberry is, what a lap dance is, what dancing period is, what a stripper pole is, what, what the champagne room is, what an adult is. Yeah.

Yeah. What a dollar bill is. what a tip is uh just the tip what make he's definitely gonna explain what he's definitely gonna explain what making it rain is versus what actual rain rain is precipitation that making and then that'll throw money right and then he'll dovetail that with saying, like, not to be confused with The Rainmaker, a book by John Grisham, or The Rainmaker, a character referenced in the movie

Looper, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis. Like, he'll go back. Or Rain Man, who was autistic. Autism. Okay. That's so good. Thank you for that headline. Hi, guys. Earlier this year, you had um oh shit i love a good clip this is kira i just wanted to let you guys know that it's really cool that you're doing this i never even heard of this app uh but now i have but yeah i just

wanted to say you know me and my boyfriend really appreciate you guys and uh he uh guys still on your diet how's it going i'm on a diet and i've lost uh like 17 and a half pounds already okay thanks guys bye good for you that is super hard to do and that's amazing yes we're both still on how's it going gents good i. I kind of plateaued out. Also, I hit Thanksgiving. I was like, I'm going to eat everything. I did. Dan, I had an apple pie.

Apple brown butter. I'm going to get you this pie, my man. I got it. Dan's a pie dude. Dan, I got to make you a banoffee pie too. That's a first order business. I feel like I deserve pie. I was a good baby. You were such a good baby. You were a good baby. Yeah, but we're

still on our diets, which has been hard to do. And we liken going on a diet in the pandemic to deciding to become celibate as you enter the Olympic village as an athlete. Yep. Hi guys, it's Elise. Earlier this year, you had a dumb people town from Attleboro, Massachusetts, which is south of me. And then a couple months later, Hopkinton, Mass, which is north of me. So I just need you to do one to the west of me. And then I think I will be officially in the Bermuda Triangle of dumb. Oh, we got you.

Elise, we got you surrounded. I'm sure. You're in the dumb hammock right now you're the dumb i love it i love elise she you talked about the community she is at all my game night she's a bingo night we even did hollowingo randy that you dropped in for she was dressed up as a box no i did hollowingo macaroni and cheese oh yeah jason you did did she was dressed up as a box of craft macaroni and cheese spirals, and she won best in show for the night.

Obviously, that's what I chose for the winner. She's great and just another great person that we had to listen to her show that we've gotten to know from everything we do, like things like this on the stereo app and when we get to go back to doing live shows and when we talked to everybody during our watching of Tiger King, which feels like four years ago. Her costume was

a little cheesy to me. Speaking of accents, how's Georgia? My kids think it's so funny that our mom, so our neighbor from growing up. Dan aunt linda dan you met aunt linda of course i love aunt linda aunt linda is my mom is about 4 10 she is so funny she's like

funny like if she had grown up maybe out here she would have maybe been a comedy writer i think she's so funny she's kind of like a mini like not in the way that roseanne barr is terrible now but in the way that she was funny as like just kind of brash and says what's always on her mind so she has the thickest st louis accent ever she calls my daughter georgia she says how's jarja where's jarja and she said this about their dog like we said we're getting another dog because we got a second dog and this is aunt linda's warning getting another dog because we got a second dog. And this is Aunt Linda's warning to my kids because they had a dog named Spencer and they got a second dog. And she's like, we got a second dog for Spencer. And he tormented him and kept Spencer in the corner for five months.

You guys, I didn't know there was a St. Louis dialect until you taught me. It was one sentence. Sometimes you just hear like that Unlocking key and it was I think you said Oh it was a real nice purdy They were past our nerves Past our nerves Our nerves

I love it I was a great baby I was the best baby Everybody said I was the best. Thank you. I was a great baby. I was the best baby. Everybody said I was the best baby. Thank you, Trump. Thank you, Trumpy. I'm going to try to get through some of these. I'm going to have to start minor roasting you for getting disconnected, even though this app does that to freaking everybody.

Not us. Not us. But yeah, I said that in my voicemail. And now I'm calling them voicemails. somebody else on here uh calls the messages ditties so uh you'll hear various people saying different things for the uh the comments that people are leaving um yeah and i've started picking up on that but um I've started picking up on that. But one thing about like picking up on people's vibes and whatnot is sometimes if you grew up in like a military family or something, they have like a military accent, which is just whatever accent whoever you're talking to has that's the accent you suddenly have also you know someone grows uh grew up in a military uh family when you say hey did you hear that sound last night and they're like at oh 200 hours in the morning

military family i happen to know for a fact that sarah is in fact shinto and speaks fluent japanese is in fact Shinto and speaks fluent Japanese. Just FYI. That was between sets of 80 pushups, Stephen Elton. I'm trying to get through all these. These are so good. Hey,

Daniel and Jason, welcome to this platform. Awesome to see you on here. This is the yoga guy. And I saw that you had my friend again for sod on, um, back. I think it was on Halloween. That was pretty cool to see you guys interacting.

I just want to call to let you know that, to remind you and your listeners to sit back, close your eyes, take a deep inhale. Shavasana. Here comes the Shavasana. Wow, dude, that is a deep inhale. Shavasana. Here comes the shavasana. Wow, dude, that is a deep inhale. And full mouth. Exhale. There we go. This message has been brought to you by the yoga guy.

Thank you. He sounded a little downward dog to me. Let's play this next message. You guys are hilarious Hilarious Hilarious Dude I love it Big Drinking Love it thank you

Love you buddy thank you Appreciate it Thank to you guys But But You're great Funny Half everything

Yeah you're great That was Big Drip King You're great You're great Big Drip King Keep being great great. You're great, Big Drip King. Keep being great, and you're going to grow up to be great. So I'm going to say this. I bet you were a great baby. Dan, you were a good baby.

You were a good baby. He was a great baby. Big Drip King was the best baby. By the way, we're on the stereo app, and this is a live DPT. We've got two more minutes. We're going to try and squeeze through all these things. Yeah, voicemails. And we're going to do this again, you guys. Yeah, we're going to hit on this maybe in like two weeks, right? Gather your friends. This're going to try and squeeze through all these things. Yeah, voicemails. And we're going to do this again, you guys.

Yeah, we're going to hit on this maybe in like two weeks, right? Gather your friends. This is going to be a blast. I love it. It's a blast, Jar Jar. Okay, so I had to look up the banoffee pie. Looks amazing, Dan. And I am totally with you, brother.

I think that cake is the bastard brother of pie. All right, so Pete, banoffee pie is what my mom, this is Randy, my mom, not my mom, my wife's mom made for me, and it was the greatest gift of a dessert ever, and for me, it's just incredible. It's toffee all the way around, melted caramel toffee,

and then on the outside, a great kind of flaky and thick kind of gooey crust, and then banana slices around the outside, and espresso cream. Around the outside? then uh banana slices around the outside and espresso cream around the outside around the outside around the outside i want to yeah oh go ahead go dan oh i was gonna say i want to be clear i'm not i don't hate pie or hate cake i just love pie like i first of all you know grocery store sheet cakes have gotten me through so many breakups. There's nothing wrong with a little bit of cake. I'm going to go to Ralph's this week to get a birthday cake for my son.

Sheet cake. Ralph. Boom. The other great thing about cake is a lot of people love it, which just leaves more pie for me. Thank you. And the amount of birthdays I've had, like yellow cake, chocolate frosting with some Neapolitan ice cream and a Reader's Digest, I'm good. Dan, you should just ask people when it's their birthday, what kind of birthday pie did you get? Just like start that, put that in the list.

Dan, you're saying, so when you're trying to set up like some kind of chart that lets people know what percentages of people have, what does that cake chart look like? Oh, no, it's a pie chart thank you roasted roasted you guys suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck yeah suck i can't believe that's an adult who did that right there. That's the inner monologue that's going on in Trump's head every single day. Hey guys, it's your favorite Eva

calling in here. Just wanted to call in and tell you that I love you three. And that stereo is totally weird, but it's fun, and I'm enjoying it. And oh, thanks for that little commercial break from Young Eli One. I really enjoyed that little interlude.

Little music. Very nice. So good. Keep it up. Eva Kim is one of the greatest people on the planet. Talented DJ. So talented and sweet, and I met her at Burning Man. I don't know if I told you guys, but I went to Burning Man.

Did you know that? I've heard. I think you told me once in passing yeah eva kim is she is like a ninja and a jedi if a ninja and a jedi like morphed into baby yoda's little sister she's all of those things in one and we love her so much. Dan, remember the night post the show in New York at the Bell House, the last one we did with Rhett Miller? We sang Lido three times in a row. Whoa!

It was so much fun. We sang it in an Irish accent for Sarah Dunn. Thank you, Eva. We all love you dearly. A couple more. Thank you for your kind words. I you, Eva. We all love you dearly. Couple more. Thank you for your kind words. I generally don't sing in public because I get very self-conscious.

Why not? I'm on stereo. I'm usually pretty drunk when I do it. Not drunk now. Well, you're Irish. Promise. Irish people are not drunk 24-7. I think Irish people can just be proud of being drunk. Sarah, here's some green being drunk Sarah here's a great I stopped eating carbohydrates and other not so good foods

in September, mid-September and I'm down 30 pounds so the struggle is real way to go Sarah the struggle is very real good for her I'm so happy and that was our last, do we have another one? we have a couple more, let's take these is very real. Love you, girl. I'm so happy.

Do we have another one? We have a couple more. Let's take these if we can. The messages are called messages or voicemail or bubbles or ditties or cherries or

this is the yoga guy. Thank you, yoga guy. He's got a sign up. That's the limit of my Japanese. Oh, that's pretty good Japanese. Big drinking. Big drinking. Big drinking.

Big drinking. Drink up. Drink up. Drink up. I love the guy's drinking. Where up. Drink up. Drink up. I love the guys drinking. Where's keep drinking? Where's keep drinking? Where's keep drinking?

I keep drinking every time we say it. Keep drinking. You're hilarious. You're so funny. I don't know what y'all doing, but I like this little podcast. It's cool. You're cool funny I don't know what y'all doing But I like this little podcast It's cool Thanks buddy

You're cool dude You got kids Look that guy Thank you Brian Thank you Brian for taking time Out of the preschool class That you were teaching Believe that

Okay Jason I'm very very hopeful That you and your brother Both go on And then you have The exact same avatars And it's just Sklar In stereo Yeah Sklar in stereo.

Yeah, Sklar in stereo, or Abba Sklar. Yeah, we can talk to each other. We may be doing that down the line. Yes, we will. I got Lou, what you want, son? My dick's small, you act like you ain't notice. Put my dick inside his mouth, he started choking. All right.

All right. That's good, though, actually. Hi, hey thank you for all the fun and hysterical content you are constantly producing do any of you have plans to do more live zoom stand-up thanks uh randy and i were talking about wanting to do another live zoom show maybe we'll hit that in uh in january we've been writing new material and i think it's like time to do that we'll do that in January. We've been writing new material, and I think it's time to do that. We'll do it through nowhere, Comedy Club. Thank you for that question. We've got one last voicemail, then we're going to sign off.

In a couple weeks, right, Dan? Sorry, didn't mean to cut you off. What were you saying? Oh, no, no, no. I was just saying hi to Katie Dugan. That was one of our longtime fans. She's great. She's got a lot of projects going on in her garage, and she's a gem.

Love her. She's a gem. Last voiced memo, and then we and then we were going to sign off can y'all tell the story about connor in canada or what yeah yes we can how long has this bit been going on nine years that's uh it's about six years you mean the tony tommy no it is longer than that so this kid this guy calls into the jim rome show that randy and i once in a while will guest host and dan for those who don't know it's the sports talk radio imagine like howard stern first for sports talk radio he's

a very he's in 230 markets across north america it's one of the bigger things that we do when we guest host and this guy the whole the whole listenership has a language that they all use it's fascinating the jungle and you gotta say war this and all that stuff and this guy it's amazing we love calls in from canada and he sounds like bruce mccullough's kid character from kids in the hall there's this girl she's seven and she smokes that's what he sounds like and meanwhile we look him on Twitter, and he's like this huge linebacker who plays Canadian football. He's like, hello? We're like, hey, Connor, you're on with us.

He's like, no, it's Connor. C-O-N-N-E-R. Connor. We're like, that's Connor. Two N's, that's Connor. No, it's Connor. Do you want my take or what? We are. Conor. We're like, that's Conor. Two N's. That's Conor. No, it's Conor. Do you want my take or what?

Because we kept asking about his name that he took it. So do you want my take or what? And his voice cracked. You guys are down there in South Cal. South Cal. No one's ever called it South Cal. Conor? No, it's Conor. Do you want my take or what?

So, of course, the brilliant engineers atim rome show alvy uh so good they uh they turn those into drops and whenever we come back and get those to show they drop them in all the time we're like if you're out there call us connor no it's corner you want my dick or what all right this was so much fun thank you stereo we're gonna do more of these and hopefully look we're gonna do another one in two weeks we'll let you guys know we're doing it please tell everybody this is a blast we'll answer all of your voice memos and bubbles and ditties and voice messages and everything there's one more do you want to do the last one before we get out of here okay like i'm from canada and i'm going to tell you guys something everybody that lives in canada and

there would be some canadians listening here eh uh probably drinking some maple syrup and wearing their beaver hats hey and playing hockey and uh living in their igloos like we all do everybody that lives in canada everybody nobody will admit it not everybody will admit it but i'll tell you one thing they all wish they were american oh yeah he said that while he was holding a mug of Tim Hortons. And he was drinking a Molson Golden, eh? Dan, I love you, buddy.

Yes, I love you guys, too. Thank you for making that. And you are a good baby. Don't ever forget that. You are a very good baby. You are all very good babies. Thank you for participating in this, making this a super fun hour plus. Make us the number one show on stereo for Christ's sake. And we'll do more of these

and we'll hopefully get to do a bunch of these. We love you and we'll see you next time. And oh shit, we got to get back to work. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,