Dumb People Town - DPT Mini - David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub - Party Culture Hotbed

Episode Date: April 24, 2020

Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub from the movie Mothers Little Helpers to town. Todays story is about an ex-dental office receptionist accusing her former employer o...f drug and alcohol use at work in a lawsuit. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Skypains Avenue Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population. Give me the name of the movie People Town. Population, you. Population. Give me the name of the movie, Rand. Well, the name of the movie is Mother's Little Helpers. There we go. And Dave Giantoli and Milana Vayntrub, amazing actors, really great in everything else they've done.
Starting point is 00:01:01 And they are fantastic in this movie, which comes out. Thank you so much. It comes out. I saw the movie. Jay and I did a little thing in it. We were the radio announcers, and it did that teeny, tiny little thing in the deep background. That's where we do our best work.
Starting point is 00:01:13 You guys do have beautiful radio voices, I have to say. Thank you. It's a few of mine when you don't have it. It's for you, and Milana won't understand this, but Dave, it's from years of listening to KC-95. St. Louis is... No. We're going to rip off the knob, shove it's from years of listening to KC95, St. Louis's...
Starting point is 00:01:25 We're going to rip off the knob, shove it up your ass, and light it on fire, because it's the weekend. All weekend long. You need to be listening to 97.9 The Loop out of Chicago if that's what you need. Right, Milana? I have a mutual friend
Starting point is 00:01:40 who hosts Y98. Y98 at the point. Dave is really close friends with Tim Convey, friend of the show as well, and a great comedian. You guys are fantastic. I'm happy you're here. We believe the world's getting dumber. I don't know if you guys feel that way. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I really thought that the mutual strife would bring us together in some way. And the fact that we can see so not eye to eye, even in these times. Yes, I agree. The world is getting dumber. Yeah. Dumb has survived the Corona virus.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Maybe better than dumb has antibodies. Survival of the dumbest. It is survival. The dumbest, like dumb has the word, the best, strongest antibodies ever. And so the craziness about that is dan is adjusting sound
Starting point is 00:02:26 how are we doing are we good dan we're good good uh is that we get great stories sent to us by our awesome fans we have our dumb boots on the ground they're not dumb but the boots are dumb and they try to find what we consider to be examples of stupidity and on this show we don't just point and say hey that's a dummy we say hey why is that dummy so maybe the two of you guys who are going to help us understand the decision the 10 decisions that led to the dumb
Starting point is 00:02:53 thing that happens and then later on why why it's an empathy exercise it's like a can you put yourself in that person's shoes and then also you can rip them a new asshole. You can rip them a new asshole. Feel free.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Feel free. Have fun. All right, Dan, shall we start? This was sent in by a listener. Anybody can send us stories. Please do. All you have to do is at DanielVanKirk, hashtag dumb people town. Since I'm not getting to go out on the road and interact with everyone doing clubs, I get to interact with them via Twitter.
Starting point is 00:03:24 So I appreciate everybody who sends us a story. We are so thankful. Here we go. This was sent in by Groney, Groney, Groney at Jake Groney, who has really been a beacon of dumb light in this. He susses it out. He sends so many stories in. Okay, here we go. This is a story about what would you do in this situation and if you worked in possibly one of the dumbest places i'm not saying it wouldn't be fun sometimes but you would hate it here we go okay an ex-receptionist so already you know there's a breakup something have you guys either have you been a receptionist or answered the phones for a company somewhere i used to have a phone job and it sounds like I am saying like I used to give phone
Starting point is 00:04:08 jobs. Oh, hey. No, me too. This is a children's show for dumb children. We're all about the orgasm so keep going. But yeah, it was basically like a scam
Starting point is 00:04:22 model agency where people would come in and then the company would charge them way too much for headshots or something and then sell them the dream of stardom and then disappoint them and i think i was 16 and i didn't really know what i was doing but i was making like 300 bucks a week and i was like i could buy a new pair of jeans every week. It's so much money. That's awesome. This is an ex-receptionist. You understand the amount of things you have to do to become
Starting point is 00:04:51 an ex-receptionist. Assuming you did not just quit, you were fired. You were fired. There was a lot of drama in that word. There was clearly an incident. There was an issue. We don't know what it is, but you're an ex-receptionist. I hope that's how they answer it. What are you up to is, but you're an ex-receptionist. I hope that's how they answer. Like, what are you up to these days?
Starting point is 00:05:06 I'm an ex-receptionist. Yeah. I feel you. As the empathist in the group, which I believe myself, the word that I made up, it's possible that this receptionist just went on to get her master's degree.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Oh, thank you. Very well. Very, very possible. After a very ugly incident yes she's mastering in dumb assery all right here we go an ex-receptionist says a new jersey dental office one of my favorite indie rock bands of all time new jersey dental office i know new jersey dental office is a hotbed the dental office itself is a hotbed of drug and alcohol use where her boss took
Starting point is 00:05:47 hard liquor shots out of dental cups and threw a booklet at her for blowing the whistle. A new lawsuit alleges. I mean, if you're talking, so there was an incident. Yeah. I mean, you're tossing booklets. We're talking about booklets. We're not talking about books. We're talking about
Starting point is 00:06:03 booklets. Okay, but don't books. We're talking about booklets. Okay, but don't they intentionally make those little sippy cups the same size as shot glasses? I've always thought the same thing. And they're disposable. And no one wants to be at the dentist, including the dentist. Wouldn't it be kind of great if you went to your dentist and instead of those little wash-your-mouth-out cups, they did buy the small solo cup shot size glasses like you'd be
Starting point is 00:06:26 like oh this is a you guys are having fun around here i think you went to bevmo dentistry what's it again it is sleep dentistry i've seen it's a new technique or whatever yeah that is right for abuse oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah because you don't No one needs sleep dentistry by way of alcohol. You never want to hear this when someone says, hey, who's your dentist? And you're like, I go to Coyote Ugly. That's where I do get my dental work. Do they put you under? It's more of a passing
Starting point is 00:06:55 out than a putting under. Yeah, they make you pass out, then they get up on the bar, and then they do your molar work. You never want to hear your dentist say, when you wake up. That's a phrase you do not want to hear okay so nadia zavalos says she was driven out of the american dental center in union after complaining about the rampant party culture promoted by her supervisor lily almeria according to her union county lawsuit friday so the dental office in Jersey is a rampant party culture hotbed.
Starting point is 00:07:28 They love to have fun. My dentist, he does feel like he has like, his workers are like his harem. Oh yeah, mine too. He hopefully treats them well. I can see where that structure can be abused. Yeah, he's like their fun dad. Yes. Who sometimes touches them and puts them under. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:07:50 But for their own good. Yeah. She got kicked out of the union? She got kicked out of this. Well, it's Union, New Jersey. But I don't think there's a union for receptionists, but there should be after this story. Dental workers?
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yes. The Belleville, New Jersey woman says that she saw her supervisor, Lily, drink hard liquor out of dental cups, eat marijuana jello shots, and pop brownies while on the job. Okay. I want to go to this dentist's office. Do you?
Starting point is 00:08:22 I mean, I don't want any work done there, but I'll hang out with you. Yeah, to hang out and just party. I'm not here for it. Like people are hanging out. The reception is yeah. What are you here to hear for a cleaning? No, I'm just here to hang out shots. Right, right. I'm here for a happy hour. Horrible dentist
Starting point is 00:08:37 office. Pretty fun frat. I hear you guys have really comfortable chairs. Yeah, sweet dude. You. This is sweet. Dude, you get to go there, you get fucked up, you read a People magazine from 1997. It is awesome.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Just a lot of stories about Nicole Kidman. It's great. I took an x-ray on my balls. I feel good. Also, that's a lot of edibles to mix and match with alcohol. Yes. How is that person, poor Lily, how is she dosing herself? So jello shot of with cannabis.
Starting point is 00:09:11 I don't know if it all happened in one incident. I mean, don't you hope? I kind of hope it all did. It's as dumb as we hope that it did. We can hope. Yes, I hope it's that dumb. Lily also allegedly pushed these edibles and drinks on other employees who partook in the partying, including a dental assistant
Starting point is 00:09:31 who handled patients. A court document said, I'm sorry, I don't nothing. What they're doing is right. But if you walk in to get a molar removed and there are everyone in the office is like, and you stay stay there it's kind of on you i don't want to victim blame but like no see the red flag the size of a blanket and this is true out there are dental offices every three blocks you can keep driving a hundred percent i mean but dave i think you hit the nail on the head before there's just weird like think of your dental
Starting point is 00:10:04 office i love our dentist we have jay and i go to the same guy and our families go to wives go to amazing ken jacobs dds love them fantastic dude but there is like a weird connection between the dentist the head of the hygienist and the hygienist. It is always a bizarre. And the receptionist at the front, it's always these like beautiful women or like beautiful women, like 10 years ago. And that's, who's at the front.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Go for it. Milana. My dentist who I've been going to since I was a kid. Cause I grew up in the same city I live in is and was a beautiful woman. So she, I think, has like intentionally made it so that the people that work around her are like a little bit less beautiful. So that is a power move. It's a calculated move.
Starting point is 00:10:58 But the thing that is really disturbing about having a dentist that prioritizes her own aesthetic so much is that when I'm getting, when her face is so close to my face, I, and maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I'm just only focused on like, how beautiful she is. Don't let your mascara flakes fall into my mouth. Like there's like,
Starting point is 00:11:20 there's definitely dried makeup. She's been in an air conditionedconditioned space for eight hours. Now I pop in. There's a lot of flaking. I have my own neuroses. And here I am with this woman who definitely was a stunner and is now trying to still be a stunner. Sure.
Starting point is 00:11:39 She definitely lit all the dental conventions on fire. She would come and they're like, is she going to come? Well, I mean, to be fair, it's called Smoke Show Dentistry, which is a little fratty in its own right. Smoke Show Dentistry. It's called Salt and Smoke. I barely interface with the actual dentist. Yeah, it's all.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Then he's like, hey, how was it? Then he bounces the candle. It's all. See, my dentist, it's a lot of talk. Oh, look at Dave Gentoli bragging about his healthy teeth. Oh, Dave, what are you... I'm just going through cleaning. What?
Starting point is 00:12:10 It's no big deal. I know. Dave just walks in and he's like, eh, give me the 15-minute quick... Dave's like, when I walk in, they give me a standing O, and then I just sign autographs, they take a look, and then I'm out of there. How many times...
Starting point is 00:12:21 They're so proud of me. They lie to me about how well my teeth are. I don't maintain them. I floss once every 60 days. But wait, so I read this. How many times, Dave, does your dentist say when you're like, how do my molars, how's the situation in the back of my mouth look? And they just say, grim.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Stop. Jesus. Come on. That's close. That's close. No, Dave, so I read about this about this that like if your dentist was like hey look there's a there's a cavity in this tooth and we're gonna drill in and get it out and you're like well i don't really necessarily feel anything there but they're like no there is one there like
Starting point is 00:12:58 what do you even if i looked at an x-ray i couldn't necessarily see what they're talking about they could they could be making up shit and telling you that you need dental work and like no way there's no way to kill you they're just taking out part of your tooth and replacing it with a there's no way for lay people to call them on it right i also just don't understand how the only way to heal teeth is to take them out they're dead you should be able to nurse them back to health. I also think the idea of a dead tooth
Starting point is 00:13:28 is really funny. Like, that tells you how, like, the one, that's the craziest person in the town has got three dead teeth.
Starting point is 00:13:35 She's like, I can't eat baby carrots. I got that dead tooth. I got the dead tooth. I can't eat baby food. I got that dead teeth. You can eat baby food? You're gonna get dead teeth.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Baby food is tough for you? That's crazy. It's got all sorts of temperatures on it. Oh, man. If you have a dead tooth, you have a lot of unopened mail. There's things you aren't dealing with. If you have a dead tooth, you have at least one storage locker that you forgot where it is. And your car is definitely not up to date in terms of registration. dead tooth you have at least one storage locker that you forgot where it is.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And your car is definitely not up to date in terms of registration. If you have a dead tooth, one of the windows of your car, the back one is a trash bag. That's right. 100%. Okay, now as king empathist, is it possible to just have a dead tooth and you did nothing wrong and your mouth just got sad?
Starting point is 00:14:24 Absolutely. You could be going for your master's degree. 100%. But I would call you the outlier of dead tethery. Yep. Yes. You are trying to keep that average. Do teeth die out of malnutrition? No. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Teeth die because something else is wrong in your life. Because you're neglecting a lot of things. Dragged a whole percentage of this population for no reason, no fault of their own. Of course. I'm sorry to all my dead tooth fans. Yeah. I'm sure you have a lot, actually.
Starting point is 00:14:55 The Lion King. Honestly, the middle of the Venn diagram between my fans and people with dead teeth is a wide. Okay, so we've got a lot of people. All right, we're trying to be. Wide midsection. Sure. How about Okay. So we've got a lot of people in there. All right. We're trying to be sure. How about you, Dave?
Starting point is 00:15:08 You got a lot of dead tooth fans. Well, I remember one of my earliest dental procedures. They had a pull of tips. I don't know why I can't remember, but they had under, so it was like diving bell on the butterfly. I couldn't like,
Starting point is 00:15:20 I guess where you could blink an eye to say move. I remember hearing my tooth come out. A little. And then it's just. You don't need that. You don't need that. Back to the story. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I'm just going to say that I am one of the people. And actually, I don't know if this is a kind of person but I hold my dental hygienist's hand when I'm in this chair if I did that she'd file a restraining order you can do that if Dave or me or Dan or Jay does that it's over it's almost like a squeezy toy
Starting point is 00:16:02 more than human comfort I just need something to relieve my own pressure on. No, I'm down to hold the hand of Dr. Shlomo Frankel anytime he wants to. Is it weird that when I spit, I spit in the mouth of my dental? That feels weird. Is that strange? If you have consent. She can suck it.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Not anymore. Those days are over, my friends. Back to this. So, Nadia Zalvos was offered the drugs and alcohol by Lily, but she passed because she's fucking lame. Or smart. Right, I know.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Part of the no fun league. It says here... She's one of the few smart people. Of course, she's surrounded in a done job. We're spoken about on this she's she's an oasis in a desert of dumb exactly um it says here that then after she uh said she didn't want to do this that lily was able to get away with the allegedly inappropriate behavior because of her quote flirtatious and possibly romantic relationship with dentist dr david paul talk the suit alleges or pal tack so now it's coming out that the story is that this
Starting point is 00:17:14 is all the masterminding of the head dental hygienist yes or the head of the office so that the dentist is like i really wish you wouldn't do that. And then she's like, oh, do you shut the door? And she starts drilling on him. Or lets him drill her. Or lets him drill her. With consent. A lot of loving, enthusiastic consent. Okay, we're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we will
Starting point is 00:17:37 talk more about the movie that you guys have going on. Plus, we will get into what happened when Nadia tried to blow the whistle on this party dentistry i love it okay we're done people town right after this stick around make a sound there's more dumb people town hey guys welcome back to dumb people town uh dave gintoli uh milana vine trub you guys let's talk briefly about this awesome movie that I went to and saw the premiere of.
Starting point is 00:18:07 You guys are both fantastic in it. Our friend, Kestrin Pantera, made the movie. Melanie Hutzel is in it. I think it's kind of perfect. Brita Wohl. Oh, yeah. Brita, I love so much.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Great actors, great people. Sam, great people in this movie. Great. It's really well done. And I think it's kind of perfect for right now it's about being in with your family at home it feels very appropriate yeah it's about four kids that go home to help their mom die but it's a comedy. It is very funny. And yeah, it's something that's accidentally time appropriate. Yeah. Where, you know, this is a movie that takes place in a house where you're stuck, where you have to be with your family who you don't necessarily choose to be with and don't choose how long you're going to help this person pass.
Starting point is 00:19:04 But everyone comes with their own set of baggage. You play one of the siblings or the children of the mother who is dying. And Dave, you play Kestrin's husband. And you guys. Go ahead. I know. But it is this thing. And I wonder if this is happening in houses all over the world right now while people are sheltered
Starting point is 00:19:27 in place but you start to find stuff out about your family that you didn't know I'm wondering that is happening everywhere this is a quarantine fights force you to just not retreat so you really have to face your own stuff like the
Starting point is 00:19:43 magic mirror gate scene and never a story. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Love that burning story. Oh, I think we're losing your spouses or your roommates or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:55 You're going to be you're going to be in it. So let's just talk about I really want all of our listeners to support this movie, not just because it has friends of ours in it, but because it's independent art. That's what we're all about. If you're listening to this podcast and you subscribe to this podcast, you're already on board with supporting independent art. So how can people- I think May 5th is the wide release. I'm going to go look at all the details. May 5th, you can buy it on iTunes. You can watch it with your whole family. And it's, you can watch it with your whole family and uh it's yeah it's it is very much an an independent piece that was made through the sheer will of kestrin pantera who is a as you know squire brothers there she's an amazing community builder and um she came to us with this idea and then we all kind of helped her birth it.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Yeah. You guys all brought your own unique talents to it and you could just see that. And it just worked. You guys, your chemistry on screen was amazing. First of all, it's beautifully shot, but it's beautifully acted too. Castroni is incredible. She's, I always say she's a verb more than a noun. Kestrin is incredible she's
Starting point is 00:21:02 I always say she's a verb more than a noun and she's incredibly eccentric beauty who's rooted in real life
Starting point is 00:21:09 at the same time yeah and yeah she just has she she has the coolest friends of anyone I know and they all
Starting point is 00:21:18 show up for her and they did in this movie so I say there are two types of people in the world there are people out there who are like man I'm gonna do this and they talk about it forever.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Kestrin is a person who says it and then does it and makes it a reality. This is the biggest comment I can give. Jay and I are so ridiculous about this. And Dan, who has known us for years and years, knows that we are this way. I walked out of that premiere of that movie and I walked over to Kestrin and I said,
Starting point is 00:21:45 you're putting us in your next movie. That's how much fun it was. And she was like, I can't. She's like, we hired good actors. You'll have to audition. I don't know. We're looking for a Sklar Brothers type. We're Reed with casting director only.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Is that bad? You guys are really great in that movie too. It was really cool of you to lend your voices to that. We loved it. Your faces were like, take it or leave it, but your voices. Voices, so true. High quality.
Starting point is 00:22:16 But we get very single white female about people and projects that we were like, oh, this thing that we saw that we loved, now let's try and consume it and be a part of it. But that's the only stuff that we really love. So that's the way I felt when I saw this movie. So I want everyone to see it. Mother's Little Helpers.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, May 5th, iTunes. May 5th, iTunes, find it. You're stuck at home. What else are you going to do? And by the way, can people follow you? How do they follow you guys on the socials just so that they can support you too? I'm at MrGentoli Instagram.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Nice. Spell it. Spell it. G-I-N-T-U-L-I. Italian, you guys know. G-I-N-T-U-L-I. And Milano, how do they find you? I'm at Mint Milana, like Mint Milano's but with an A. Mint Milana.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Mint Milana on all her stuff. So follow her. Great follow. All right, Daniel, let's finish this crazy dentistry story. Let's do it. Let's do it. This office is nuts. Yeah. So she gets a booklet thrown at her, right?
Starting point is 00:23:14 So this is what she says. After all that happened, she goes, well, I think she's having sex with the dentist, right? That is when Lily retaliated and she complained to the office manager, Kathleen Peters. Bring her into this, I guess, by screaming at her in front of patients. Kathleen Peters hasn't had an orgasm in 11 years. Let's just be cool to Kathleen Peters. Kathleen Peters works in a dentist's office, but her front four teeth are all dead.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Right. Because she doesn't like handouts. Yeah, because she doesn't work for her teeth. Exactly. She works hard for her front teeth. Exactly. Work hard for her front teeth. She does work hard for her front teeth. I love that cover. Kathleen, what's her name? Kathleen Peters. Kathleen Peters
Starting point is 00:23:52 owns a split-level townhome. We're never going to get through this. Kathleen Peters only buys glasses at LensCrafters. She only steals glasses at LensCrafters. Kathleen Peters is like Buffalo Wild Wings is gourmet.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I was going to say six people at TGI Fridays know her by her first name. They all know her birthday. All right, go ahead. She screamed it. She was screamed at her in
Starting point is 00:24:15 front of patients and staff throwing an accounting booklet at Nadia. So Kathleen comes in hard then. Everyone throwing booklets. I know. Yeah, that's what it's like. We... Everyone throwing booklets? I know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:26 We're not talking about a pamphlet. We're talking about a booklet. That's way bigger than a pamphlet or a leaflet. Is that like a journal? Like a moleskin? I mean, I feel like it either came down to throwing a booklet or like a highlights magazine from 1991. You have to choose your weapon.
Starting point is 00:24:42 But it's like the shoe thrower from Austin Power. Like, who throws a booklet? That's right. Yeah, you're more annoyed. You fucking threw a booklet at me? What? It hits the ground. It doesn't catch the air. You gotta get hit with the binding in order for that to make any sense.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Lily then slammed the book on Nadia's desk, violently shook her chair, which to me is the most comical part of it. I'm just going to shake you up a little bit and assigned her extra work that week, which is the biggest dick move of all. Yeah, of course, then you're going to
Starting point is 00:25:13 do these reports. Obviously never been shaken in a chair. It is traumatic. So then Lily also gave Nadia shifts that she knew would be hard for her to make in a meeting. The pair had with the doctor. I'm sure he was like ladies just drink. Why can't we all get alone? We all just get naked and talk. I'm the cool dentist. You guys want to hit? So why don't
Starting point is 00:25:38 you guys make out while I watch? I mean, let's let's figure this out right in a meeting with the pair had with Dr. Paltak and Peters. So Peters is roped back into this again on February third. The dentist said, okay, so now this is what's great. Dr. Paltak decides here's he wants to bring everybody into a room to vindicate himself. He's not even interested in people throwing booklets.
Starting point is 00:25:58 This is what he says. He gets them all in a room and he goes, quote, there can be an empty bottle of whiskey in my garbage can, but if there's no video of me drinking it, no one can prove that the whiskey bottle is mine. This is the dentist. I would, if I'm, if I'm naughty, I'm like, no one even brought up your whiskey bottle.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah, no one's talking about you. We're here about a booklet throwing. It's like when a cop rolls up and is like, what's going on? He's like, I didn't hit her. Nobody asked if you hit anyone. That's because my taxes aren't paid. Doesn't mean that i'm the one that didn't pay that no one said no one even asked about your taxes and also that does weird thing we're talking about the vodka bottle in the trash can but okay let's get into the taxes sure so then during the meeting peters who's the
Starting point is 00:26:40 office manager told nadia that they don't fire people. Quote, we just make sure your life is miserable so you leave on your own. What are you, a Bond villain? Don't tell everyone what you're going to do. We don't fire people. Because if you fire them, you have to pay them unemployment.
Starting point is 00:26:58 If they quit, then you don't have to pay them. Well, not if you fire them for good reason, right? Right. If you fire with cause. But if you fire them for snitching on your dental weed party. So Nadia quit that day. Two days later, another employee, not Kathy Peters, not Lily and not Dr.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Paul Tack. Another employee called Nadia saying, quote, everyone in the office is upset at you. The same person then called Nadia and told her that another co-worker, quote, will find you and kick your ass. Okay, those are two different extremes. Yeah, I also take it back. It's like emotional manipulation. Like, hey, this place that you voluntarily abandoned is upset about it. And then the other one is like, your life is in danger.
Starting point is 00:27:46 That's why I take back what I said. This is no longer a cool frat. It is a shitty frat. This is a terrible place. You should never have pledged. It's a cult of alcoholics and drug addicts. And Invisalign. There's an Invisalign between you
Starting point is 00:28:02 and the dentist. That's right. You won't step over this Invisalign. If you do dentist. That's right. You don't step over this Invisalign. If you do, it's over. And paper throwers. So Nadia obviously has a lawsuit going. The lawsuit says to imagine a workplace as wild as one depicted in Wolf of Wall Street. I don't know if it's that crazy. It's not Wolf of Wall Street.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Don't flatter yourself. I know. Nobody's doing lewds, okay? Then imagine... Who else is in the dentist's office? I know. Nobody's doing lewds. Okay. Then imagine... The thing that was on me the most insane is just the meanness of the interpersonal relationships. I know. That's it.
Starting point is 00:28:33 It's okay to dislike someone, but you don't have to be mean. Yeah. Don't make it a group thing. What a nightmare. Don't throw a figurative booklet at her after the fact. They threw a booklet at her after the fact. That's not really Bond. I know. It brings them closer together to find somebody
Starting point is 00:28:50 to hate. That's right. It's office unity. You can't choose your friends, but you can choose your bruises. It's team building, guys. It's team building. It is team building. The suit also names the American Dental Center's parent company, Garden State Dental Management. I love Zach Braff's parent company Garden State Dental Management. I love Zach Braff's work.
Starting point is 00:29:09 He really gave a platform for the shins to grow big. Great, but great waiting area music. Yes. Instead of applauding our client for reporting this unlawful behavior, the company forced her from her role. Nadia's lawyer, Peter Velazano says, we stand shoulder to shoulder with our
Starting point is 00:29:25 client. Yeah, that's what you do when you do a shot ski. I hope that is the defense of the other exposing the dangerous and unlawful behavior in the Garden State. I'm going to ask you guys we will leave here on this. Nadia didn't want to do shots, didn't want to do edibles, didn't want to
Starting point is 00:29:41 drink whiskey from the garbage can. How old do you think Nadia is that she did not want to drink whiskey from the garbage can. How old do you think Nadia is that she did not want to go along? Is she young and therefore maybe a little square or they hired a grandma and Mrs. Doubtfire was not playing around? How old do you think she is?
Starting point is 00:29:58 You guys are our guests. I'm honestly a receptionist. I'm going old enough to vote, not old enough to drink. Not old enough to what? Drink. 19 or 20. 1920.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Go ahead. Are we playing Price is Right style? Closest to the hole. Over or under. Doesn't matter. I'm going to say 22. 22 years old. She? She's 27. 27 from Jason's score. That's when
Starting point is 00:30:32 you start to really develop a conscience and a sense of self. Her Saturn is returning. She just entered her Saturn return. Her balls just dropped. Her balls just dropped. I think she's 37.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Yeah, I'm going to go a little older. I will tell you just before I reveal, one of you is only two years off. Okay, good. Good to know. But Nadia Zalvalos does not want to party,
Starting point is 00:31:02 wants to do some receptioning, does not want to drink, wants to do some receptioning, does not want to drink, and isn't interested, is a square, will not handle your booklet tossing, and is disgusted that you're having sex with Dr. Peltak. Yep. She is...
Starting point is 00:31:16 24. 39 years old. Oh my God! I was right. I had a vision that this is an older, not an older person, but not young and dumb. She's Dave Gentoli old.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Either way, she's frankly like my kind of person. If I'm in a room where there's a party that I do not, and I cannot. You're going to find this girl. Oh, I call the cops on parties. Yeah, she's, listen to me. This girl is a, this woman is a hero and we appreciate her and we appreciate you guys. And one more time so that everybody in all of our fans go see and pick up mother's little
Starting point is 00:31:54 helpers on iTunes on May 5th. It's a mother's little helper. And it's right in time for mother's day. Just a time for mother's day. You'll watch that movie. you'll be like, oh, my mom wasn't so bad. You guys are great in the movie. You guys are great for coming on this. And when
Starting point is 00:32:12 we can be in the same room with our guests in the future, we'll have you guys back on for whatever amazing projects you're doing. Thank you guys so much. Can't wait to sweat on you soon. Yay. Love it. Oh shit, we gotta get back to work Dum dum dum dum
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