Dumb People Town - DPT Mini - H.Alan Scott - Breaking Kinda bad!

Episode Date: September 27, 2019

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.

Star Pains, I know. Couldn't make this up. So listen to our podcast jam with co-host Armand Dan. Man, don't be a jerk. Let's wet the music, wish the funny hits, and we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, punk it down, it's Dumb People Town. Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population U. Population Scott. H. Allen Scott. Ho! Welcome to the show of Dumb People Town. Population U. Population Scott. H. Allen Scott.

Ho! Welcome to the show. Thank you. Can I make it the third? I feel like I want it to be H. Allen Scott. Sure. H. Allen Scott the third. I have to say, before we go anywhere, you guys are from St. Louis.

Yes. Correct. And you are, I am from St. Louis. We're in St. Louis. What high school did you go to? Kirkwood High School. Kirkwood High School's a good high school. You guys are like loved

in the comedian circles in St. Louis. I don't know about anyone else. No, nobody. But I will say I saw you and your family leaving the airport in St. Louis once

and I was doing a shoot. Oh. And I was full of makeup and I didn't want to come up and say anything to you. You should have. Because I looked ridiculous. What were you wearing?

What were you wearing? It was like I was coming off of a weird friend's like indie film shoot thing. So I had all this eye makeup on that I tried to rub off before I got on my foot. You most definitely should have come up. You had children and I looked like a drug addict. I don't care.

My kids love it. It's so fun because it happens once in a while. It doesn't happen all the time. But people come up and they're like, hey, how's it going? it happens once in a while. It doesn't happen all the time, but people come up and they're like, hey, how's it going?

And like, it's kind of neat for my kids to see that like, number one, even if you were wearing makeup and look different than a person who's-

I look like a drug addict. Like a drug addict. Yeah. If you were nice, then it would be a way to teach a moment for my kids. True.

Don't ever end up like that guy. I think we were flying Southwest. Yes, it would have been Southwest. Of course we were. But I would always say to people, like, so we were in a toy store the other day. This is tiny, but we were flying southwest yes it would have been but i would always say to people like so we were in a toy store the other day this is tiny but we were in a toy store and this guy came up and he said uh hey man i love you and your brother and he was just being really nice and that's not the point of this story the point of the story is about a minute later he

told me he was homeless and then he started rambling and it got a little later, he told me he was homeless. And then he started rambling. And it got a little crazy. But he was really nice. And I was like, I hope you get it together. And I told him about the toy store. And then he walked out. And my son was like, did he say he was homeless? And I was like, yeah, he said he was homeless. And he's like, I'm normally afraid of homeless people. But he was so nice.

And I'm like, well, homeless people can be nice. It's not a function episode with that girl whose dad is a wino yes okay come on so if you walked up he would at that moment he could have been like this person looks like they're homeless and then they're not i'm not see i have expensive makeup right they're very and for anybody who thinks i'm insensitive i called him a wino because that's the plot device in the show not because you're judging right uh well we're gonna get into your podcast uh what you have in a little bit but we first have dumbness to get to there is dumb stuff happening in the world and the world is getting dumber we believe love it dumber louder it's prouder to be dumb and all that stuff so we need to combat it through

comedy and we get stories sent to we do our lovely daniel van kirk and we don't know the stories you don't know the stories h alan scott we don't so HL and Scott. We don't. So let's jump into one. Here we go. Sent in by NESJumpman. Love him. NESJumpman. Been around since the jump. A great fan.

Is he a Wisconsin fan? I think he is up in Wisconsin. I have a sports reference. I don't know what that is. I love. He's just a fan. That's his Twitter handle. Yeah.

Here we go. I just love this title, the headline. Nobody hurt or burned in Tiki Torch fight. Okay. But maybe great party. I mean, is this an alt-right argument? I mean, that's literally the trigger that I get with Tiki Torch. I know.

Isn't that shitty? What a horrible reputation. We have to take them back. They ruined Tiki Torch. We have to take them back. A ruined backyard barbecue. Everybody should start having, I know we're at the end of summer, but I don't care. You know what?

Winter might be a great time to get a little release from that Midwestern cold. We should all start having tiki parties and take tiki torches back. There's a time. It's like saying that you love the Cosby show. You just don't say that for the next 10 years. You know what I mean? Maybe. You don't want to have the tiki torch and have your neighbor be like, that's the old neighbor.

Tiki torch stationary. Fine. Tiki torch stationary, fine. Tiki torch carried, now I am good. What about tiki torch? Yeah, you don't want a tiki torch on the move. No. Never. They've ruined that forever. Stationary torches.

What if you had a tiki torch party burning all of your old Cosby VHS tapes? Oh, that's not bad. Would that work? That's a good idea. Look, that's how bad alt-right people are. We said, this is how bad Cosby is. He's a good idea Look that's how bad Alt-right people are We said this is how bad Cosby is

He's ruined colorful Sweaters for everyone Ever This is how bad Alt-right people are They were ruined before Thank you Thank you for having

The guts to point that out This is to be real Alt-right people are so bad That they've ruined luau's You sons of bitches You blew the luau What else has Cosby ruined? Pudding

Yes Pudding Roofies Leonard part six Yeah But he did that again years ago Long before we did Ghost dad Lou the Lou L. What else has Cosby ruined? Pudding. Yes. Pudding. Roofies. Leonard Part 6. Yeah. But he did that again years ago. Long before we do it. Ghost Dad.

What was his show with the pen that went do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do on PBS? Picture Pages. Picture Pages. Oh, and the kids. The kids will say the darndest thing. Didn't he say that? Didn't he do that show for a while? He ruined everything.

He ruined everything. About to come back again, that show. Tiffany Haddish. Okay. She ready. Two men armed with tiki torches fought in the east town mall food court thursday with one getting arrested and the other fleeing before police arrived so they're on fire were they lit no i do not believe that they were purchased

at like target yeah no this takes oh midwest madison this is from madison.com there you go east town mall i knew i knew that name. Dan, Dan, so two guys fighting with tiki torches is like redneck jousting. Yes, 100%. But instead, they would never be on ostriches. No. Or more violently. You also know that these are two dumb as

fuck straight dudes. I mean, two tacky piece of trash straight idiots. These aren't, gay men wouldn't do this. They wouldn't do this. They wouldn't. They would take their Target bag

filled with accessories and like, and moisturizers and just hit them with the bag. That's right. That's what you do. Women have been doing that for years. Thank you.

Thank you. The tiki torch is the extension. And by the way, it is the extension of an erect penis. Right. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's good. I never saw the gay one.

Didn't see the erect penis. I can't believe I had to point that out to you, HL. Maybe we should talk after. Hold on a second. Demonte Lacey Parr of Milwaukee. That's the guy's name. Demonte Lacey Parr. Lacey Parr is hyphenated.

Maybe he's not straight. They sound like Three different parks In the Madison area What park We're gonna have a picnic Where are you going DeMonte DeMonte Lacey Parr

Is either the most fun Gay guy you've ever hung out with Yeah Or has his own Brass knuckles on him At all times Yes Or both maybe

Yeah It sounds like a drag queen In a way DeMonte Lacey Parr DeMonte Lacey Hamburger Mary's Every Sunday night

Bingo, baby. Come on down with Delta Work. She just steps on stage and she's like, I'm a fat B, but I get a lot of D. All right. DeMonte Lacey Park. We really do need to talk. Of Milwaukee.

Was arrested. We saw, we went to, after our shows in Salt Lake City, our friends took us to, it was Pride Week in Salt Lake City. We went to a drag show in Salt Lake City. That was awesome. Best thing I've ever seen. Salt Lake City, the queer community in Salt Lake City our friends took us to it was pride week in Salt Lake City we went to a drag show in Salt Lake City that was best thing I've ever seen the queer community in Salt Lake City insane awesome and unique because they're surrounded by repression I was raised Mormon I know about this and the gays just come out and they're just like let's get festive they're just ready to be gay I thought you were gonna say let's get festive. There you go. Don't have to talk afterwards.

Let's get festive. My St. Louis show was during Pride in the Grove. And I was like, bring out all of you St. Louis. I have such fond memories of St. Louis Pride. So anyway, I'm a fat bee. Better get a lot of D's. Someone said that. It was really funny. So, Demonte Lacey Parr.

Full name, always. Always. That's how my name is, too. Yes. You can't do H. Allen. H. Full name, always. Always. Always. That's how my name is, too. Yes. You can't do H. Allen. H. R. Allen. Yeah. No.

Demonte Lacey Parr, from Milwaukee, was arrested on tentative charges of disorderly conduct while armed and criminal damage to property. Remember, this is in the East Town Mall. Oh, yeah. Food court, Dan. In the food court. The fight had- In front of a Panda Express.

I was literally just thinking Panda Express. In the food court. The fight had- In front of a Panda Express. I was literally just thinking Panda Express. One guy is representing Panda Express. The other guy is representing Orange Julius. And they're just like jousting for the honor of their own- I would fight over Crab Rangoon.

That, I would bring out a tiki torch. I'd fight over an Aunt Annie's pretzel. Hey, John Scott, can I ask you a completely off-topic question that just landed for me in my mind? I hope you take this in the compliment that I mean it from my heart I'm sure I will have you ever been told you look like Patton

I have yes I've been told Patton I've been told Paris Hilton a lot I've been told

Perez no offense to Paris but I just I think I think Patton's so cute I was shooting my documentary Latter Day Jew

in Israel and everyone kept coming up to me being like are you Perez Hilton yeah like they thought I was Perez

everywhere I went. But yeah, I've gotten Patton too. Yes. Which I hope you take as compliment because I think he's awesome. And the boyfriend

from Stranger Things, the Wynonna, who's Sean Astin? Sean Astin Green. Oh yeah. I've gotten that too. You said, I'm not Perez Hilton

but you still proceeded to draw a penis on their face. Which I thought that was weird. In Sharpie? Remember when we were in Israel and the bus driver who we called Dr. Quincy, I don't know why,

he asked me what my name was and I said Jason and he looked at me and he was like, Jason Priestley? And I was like, so can I tell you how full circle

that has come for me and I'm sorry to like, so my daughter's in gymnastics. Jason Priestley? Okay, so this is when we were in Israel. Hey, some people talk. So my daughter's in gymnastics. Jason Priestley. Okay, so this is when we were in Israel. For decades. For decades. This was in our brain.

So this is an Israeli bus driver who we called Dr. Quincy because one time he wore scrubs as a shirt. And we said he's Dr. Quincy. Dr. Quincy. So he said, Jason Priestley. This is how dumb we were at 17. But we're still into like comedy and being silly. Right.

So my daughter is in gymnastics in Silver Lake here in Los Angeles, goes many days a week. And whose kid comes in? We were in like a team meeting. But whose kid comes in along with the father? Dr. Quincy's. No. Yes. No.

Jason Priestley. And in my brain, what do I say when I see him? Of course. Not, oh my God, there's Brandon. I don't say, oh my God, 90210. In my brain, I hear Dr. Quincy saying, Jason Priestley. So that came all the way back to me as an adult seeing this dude right here. It's ridiculous.

All right, get to the Joust. The fight had to do with getting a ride. Officers went to the food court. You nailed it. You said food court. I did. I forgot. I'm just here to have fun. You're right. I did say East Town Mall food court.

Officers went to the food court after multiple witnesses reported two men physically fighting while armed with the torches. Police spokesman Officer Joseph Buccalato said the torches were of the electric variety and were grabbed by the combatants. Don't elevate them to that. These are two people who can't deal with issues.

Wait, there's electric torches? I guess. I guess you flip a switch and the light goes on. That seems wasteful. Or amazing. They were grabbed by the combatants from a nearby restaurant patio. They're not in the Coliseum. By the combatants from a nearby restaurant patio.

They're not in the Coliseum. Lacey Parr was in the mall parking lot. Let's get ready to rumble. Lacey Parr. In this corner. Dumont. Dumont. Lacey Parr. Finish him.

Lacey Parr, Demonte if you're nasty, was in the mall parking lot with a security guard when police arrived. Quote, he said he was he crying he said he was in chicago earlier in the morning when when he was approached by strangers in a vehicle asking if he wanted to make some money the answer is always no okay by the way if someone someone has just taken a electric tiki torch from a nearby restaurant patio and they fought someone.

The first, like the only thing that should come out of your mouth is he came at me or my family or my boyfriend, my girlfriend, whatever. He came at us and I was protecting. That's it. When someone starts with, I was in Chicago and a strange car approached me and asked

me if I wanted to make it. You're already just saying it's my fault. Whatever just happened in this mall is my fault. You went down this rabbit hole. If you find a fox, that's on you. This is in Madison. In the morning, he was just rambling around Chicago. How far away is Chicago from Madison?

Three hours. Depending on traffic. Yeah. That night is going to be a tough one tonight. So what is he doing there? That's the thing. He's fighting people at a food court. Wait, wait.

Is he saying that maybe the truck or the car picked him up and dropped him in Madison? He was in Chicago early in the morning when he was approached by strangers in a vehicle asking if he wanted to make some money. He was given some money and a ride to the East Town Mall where he was instructed to buy a cell phone. Do not do any of this. This is like Wisconsin Breaking Bad.

It starts in Chicago. But it's not good enough for Breaking Bad. It's like on the Pluto Network. Right. It's Breaking OK. But like, so these people in Chicago

wanted him to ride with them to madison to buy a burner yeah i don't know if anybody asked you to do this your response is no thank you and you're in chicago you can get a burner anywhere literally why do you need me to do it why go three hours out of ten if somebody goes hey you go sorry yeah that's your it's sorry if they're like hey matt sorry and then if they ask you a question where you actually could or should help, no one's going to be mad that you initially said no. Right. Yes.

Like, hey, will you watch my bag at the airport? Nope. Sorry. Can't do that. Sorry. I wish I'd love to help you. Does it say what the phone was for? I'm dying to know.

So he's given money in a ride to Easttown Mall. How much money? Where he's instructed to buy a cell phone. The other person became upset with DeMonte Lacey Parr when DeMonte Lacey Parr couldn't complete the transaction. So he threatened DeMonte Lacey Parr with leaving him behind in Madison.

They're some crime. If they want to buy a phone this far away... I'm gonna take my burner to the Easttown Mall. I'm gonna burn till I can no more. I don't know that one. So then they threatened Demonte Lacey Parr with leaving him behind in Madison. That's when the tiki torch fight started near the outside patio.

Okay. So they're in Madison, Wisconsin, three hours away. I'm going to fight this guy with a tiki torch so that they then have a very awkward three-hour ride back to Madison. Or back to Chicago. After the jousting match. And you started your morning in Chicago. Dude, if you have the freedom to suddenly be in Madison in the middle of any day of the week, you're unemployed. That's a life.

That's a life. I mean, I would love that, actually, to just casually go to, like, Madison. Palm Springs from L.A. Where is H. Allen Scott? I don't know. He's got to get a burner out in Springs, LA. Where is H. Allen Scott? I don't know. He's got to get a burner out in Laughlin. Somebody wanted him to go to the OC to get a brush. Wait, how much money?

They don't say, but we will take it for this after we take a quick little break. Let's take a break. We'll be back with more H. Allen Scott right after this. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Don't People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show uh our guest on this uh lovely friday episode of don't people tell knows h alan scott we cannot not say his entire name i support it um let's talk about what you're up to yeah let's talk about the podcast which is fascinating and interesting

and i feel like people who are listening to this and love this will also love what your podcast is. Yeah, it's called You're Making It Worse. Why are we making it worse? Well, you guys kind of are, I guess. I mean, you're men. You're white men. You're probably fucking something up. It's problematic by nature. Yes. Just by walking in the room.

I'm sorry. How dare we be us? You're Making It Worse is a podcast hosted by myself, Elliot Glazer, and Brent Sullivan, all great comedians. I love Brent Sullivan. He's so good. Brent Sullivan, we got paired up with him in Ann Arbor, Michigan years ago. And he knocked our socks off with how funny he is.

He is so funny. He's so funny. But the podcast is basically, we never really felt like we understood gay culture in a lot of ways. We felt left out of a lot of things, especially with the rise of Instagram. And even Brent's stand-up is that. It's just not really understanding where we fit in the mix of things. Because we're out and we're gay, but we don't really get it.

Yeah, and so the podcast is basically us trying to understand a little bit about gay culture that we feel left out of, but also oftentimes hating on it as well. That's so great. Is there a little bit of the attitude of like, you know, when we got into being, especially with Instagram and social media and all this stuff, like when we got into doing comedy years ago, 25 years ago, there was this feeling of like, okay, we just got to write the best, funniest comedy we can and then go out there. Now it's like, you need to know how to market yourself. You need to know how to do this. You need to know how to transcribe your stuff. It's like,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know. I don't understand any of this stuff. And it's getting farther and farther away from what it's even further for

minorities. I mean, when I started out in St. Louis at cafe soul, downtown St. Louis, it's funny. The,

the funny bone in the suburbs wouldn't put me up because I was out and gay. Funny Bone wouldn't put us up either. I've never heard a good thing about the Funny Bone. Never. By the way, this is the funniest about the Funny Bone. I never could get any play in the white rooms or the main rooms.

The black community kind of adopted me and I was able to do my own thing in that room and then I moved to Chicago and stuff. But I had to really work at being out because i was this token thing even though i never really felt it and now that i'm a little bit past that age at least younger gay comedians are able to like monopolize on being gay it's actually one of their strongest suits and for me watching that comedy sometimes i'm a like, this is bottom of the barrel gay jokes. And straight people are applauding it because they feel like they're going to get harassed if they don't applaud it or they don't like it. And it's like, I want to make straight people feel comfortable to tell a gay comedian, you suck, but I support you being gay.

A hundred percent. You know what I mean? I can still love you. You're a horrible comedian. That's right. I'm commenting solely on your comedy. Yeah. Isn't that what we say about, we've talked about this at the roast battle too, like when

a comedian comes up and I'm not drawing a comparison to being disabled and being gay. I'm just saying that's a different person. It's true. Yes, it is. It's other. It's other than what people are used to or what they've seen. Other than the mainstream. Other than the mainstream. When that comedian loses, it's to us as valuable to that comedian as when that comedian wins. Because what it means is

you're being judged on the same criteria, funny, not funny. This has nothing to do with who you are and what you look like or what you do or what your sexual orientation is or who you are. It's did you win tonight? Were you funnier than that other person? And it really is. I mean, for me, my comedy and my work and my writing and everything has always been I am out, queer, open. But that's not the basis of where I'm coming from. Same with us.

I don't have twins. That's how we can relate to it so deeply. We're out as twins. We came out to our mom. She just came out to our mom. She probably already knew, but I mean. You can't fool a mom.

You can't fool a mom. She's like, I suspected it in high school. No, but for us, we don't like to make all our entire act about being twins.

We, in fact, shy away from it because we don't want to be a gimmick. Brent Sullivan, same way. I mean, his stuff, yes, it works its way in what he's doing but he's like i want to be funny first exactly

and then yes that's a part of who i am and i will turn that comedy lens on it but you don't have to start with outing yourself at the top of your set and then talking about why you're on a date with a man later like you don't have to explain that right you can just be on the date. You're on a date. I was on a date. It's like writing. It's like screenwriting. Exactly. Start in the room.

Yeah. We don't need to walk. We don't need to see. Just start in the middle of the scene. People will accept a story, a presence, anything, whatever you give to them. Because what I'm observing, you're probably going to be observing the tenets of a relationship, which all human beings have. That's what I'm saying.

People will be able to relate to that more if you just say, so I'm on this date and I was with my date and he said da-da-da to the waiter and I was like, what? And you're like, oh, wow, now I've been on that date. So now this is about an inappropriate person that I'm with. Yes. And that's the brilliant twist is that like, and what also kind of endeared me to Brent initially was I had not met him. I was in New York.

I was performing. I was living there and Brent was too at the time. And someone, a comic came up to me and there weren't many gay comics, you know, doing sort of the East Village scene that we were doing. And they said, I love you. There's this one comic. He's this gay comic. You would love him. The best thing about him, you wouldn't even know he's gay. And to me, and this is sort of the conceit often for the podcast is I'm very, you can't tell I'm not gay. Like I'm very gay and I'm very openly gay and queer in the way I dress and what I do and I do drag and all these things.

So I'm very gay. But when I heard that, I was like, well, that's not necessarily a good thing. Like I, you think he's good because you can't tell he's gay. That's not a good thing.

And so when we started the podcast, we kind of joked that, you know, I'm the really gay one. I'm like the gayest of all of them. And then Elliot is sort of the middle area where he doesn't quite know where he fits. He gets me, he gets Brent, and Brent is basically homophobic.

Self-hating. He's an Under Armour shirt. Well, I love that. And again, you're making it worse. It's a great podcast. Listen to it, subscribe to it, and check it out. Alright, so let's finish this story because It's a great podcast. Listen to it. Subscribe to it. Thank you. You will love it. All right. So let's finish this story.

Let's do it. There was a Tiki Torch jousting match going on at a food court, and someone got dropped off to make money from buying a burner sale. And then they couldn't complete the transaction, so DeMonte Lacey Parr was threatened with being left behind in Madison. That's when the Tiki Torch fight started near the outside patio. The altercation moved inside the mall, so they didn't even start there, where Lacey Parr was seen on video

throwing chairs at the other involved subject, then taking a broom from a cleaning cart, breaking the broom in half, and swinging the broom handle close to uninvolved bystanders. Dude, don't rope in. I give him credit because that's pretty badass. That's some Seagal

stuff. You start breaking things in half to have a double baton. He's now a police officer. What's that? Seagal's a police officer. He's deputized. I don't know if he's deputized. He's allowed to eat donuts on a stakeout. That's what we know. He's been eating them. Right. Nobody

was hurt during the fight. I mean, that's almost like... They were electric tiki torches. Hey, by the way... No one connecting. By the way, if you see someone take a broom violently from a cleaning cart, it is your

job as a human being to run away from that. Go away. If you are still walking your mall walking path to get your steps in for the day, to get your $10,000 books, and someone swings a thing at you, that is on you. I'm not blaming the victims.

I'm just saying understand your situation and get away from it. Get away from it. We will close out this wonderful mini episode on this. How old is Demonte Lacey Parr? We don't even know who he's fighting, though, right? No, that guy's gone. And this journalist, Demonte'sacey Parr. We don't even know who he's fighting, though, right? No, that guy's gone. And this journalist,

Demonte's dumb as fuck, but the journalist is also dumb as fuck. Oh, yes. He's not put crucial information in your story. How much money? What kind of phone? I'm assuming cricket. Why?

Why was it all? Who was he fighting? This is like a modern-day Patty Hearst. He was stolen from the streets of Chicago And he was as bad as the people I was brainwashed No you weren't It's the Symbian Liberation Organization

I'm a Black Panther now Symbian Liberation Hey John Scott you are a guest You can go first, Tig or third Tig is the slot between the two of us to guess his age You can pick where you want to guess, or you can guess out the gate, whichever you want. Oh, God.

Oh, I feel like he's not... Anyone 20-some-year-old has options in life, so they're not going to say yes to that. Okay. So it has to be someone in their 30s who feels the approach of 40. You're going to go first, then? Yeah.

Okay, what's your guess? 37. 37, Jason or Randy? That is, by the way, great logic. I liked watching you work through that. Jason, what's your guess? 37. 37, Jason or Randy. That is, by the way, great logic. I liked watching you work through that. Jason, go ahead. I'm going to say 25. 25 from Jason's side.

It feels like he could rent a car, but he doesn't know he could. I feel like, yeah. Well, he definitely doesn't have a car. Yeah. I think the car was reposed. He definitely doesn't have plans. Right. There's no insurance.

No. No insurance. Nothing to do that to. 41. 41. Yeah. He definitely doesn't have plans. No. There's no insurance. No. No insurance. Nothing to do that to. 41. 41. Oh, wow. You're going there. I'm going there because-

47, 25. I think he likes to also tell people he doesn't have a TV. Okay. I have a choice. Have you seen- Have you- Like people say around him, have you seen- He's like, I don't have a TV.

Right, right, right. So I probably have it. Okay, and Randy said- 41. HL I don't have a TV. Right. So I probably haven't. Okay. Randy said? 41. HL and Scott? 37. 37. Jason, 25. Okay.

One of you is in the right decade. There we go. Because, get your answers in now, we will leave this wonderful mini episode on this. DeMonte, Lacey Parr, the man who was picked up in Chicago, almost left in Madison, couldn't buy a phone, got in a fight, broke a broom, is 21 years old. Oh my god! Yes. 21!

Come on, Dave. This is just... Time to turn this car around. Okay. You have time to turn this car around. I don't know if that car is ever turning around. You're right. This is college fun at this point. Oh, what a done-it. Going on like a little excursion. I want to know what he does in Chicago. Exactly.

Nothing. Get you back there. You got no plans. That's how you do it. That's our story. All right. You're making it worse is the name of the podcast.

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