Dumb People Town - DPT Mini - Nathan Rabin - A knife to a cribbage fight

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

Nathan Rabin comes to town to hear a story about a disturbance breaking out in a cribbage game.

Star Pains, I know. Hey, townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population. Population, Raven. Nathan Raven joined in on the fun right there. I have arrived. Dude, it is so good to see you. We have been connected with you for years now. You wrote about comedy and you wrote about stuff that we're doing, podcasts we've done,

and then wrote just some amazing books, including the one that I'm holding in my hands right here right now about someone who is near and dear to us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The comedy world and the show. He's been on the show before a couple times, live and then in studio. Weird Al Yankovic, this unbelievable, The Weird According to Al.

What a great title. It's like, you almost got it correct. It's The Weird Accordion to Al. As with You Don't know me, but you don't like me, I wanted a name that's so hard to get right that I screw it up most of the time myself. The weird accordion to Al.

It's a terrible bit of wordplay. Who I always describe to people as better than you hope he's going to be. Oh, when you meet him and you get to know him. He definitely signs off on this book. He wrote the foreword, is that correct? He did, and he copy editedited it as well. Did he really? He was so mortified

by the word crimes that I committed. He said, do you want me to take the weekend and copyedit your book for free? And he said, let's change the title. You're like, no! It's too confusing. The thing is, he's trying to get in on the whole copyediting

self-published books. That's kind of the next stage for his career. So I don't mind giving him a bit of a hands up in exchange for the free work he did on my book. We've always said this, that he should be the Super Bowl halftime show, and it would be probably the greatest one that they've ever done. Oh, my God. Could you imagine the cameos? The competition would be just so feverish Although I will say Chance the Rapper At the Chicago NBA All-Star Game

His halftime performance Was pretty dope Well I'm excited to read this book This is just the history of him I've wrote about every single track And every single album that he's ever done So the 14 studio albums And then the compilation

And then the album he did with Wendy Carlos. Can I, Jesus, can I tell you, do you write about like the tape that was sent in to Dr. Demento? No, I mean, I kind of start with Ricky. I start off with the self-titled debut album in 1983 and I kind of go through until the end of Medium Rarity. So my, what I loved about it,

and then we'll jump into a dumb story because the world is dumb and i actually think that weird al is so smart about how stupid he is he's brilliant at being highbrow about lowbrow that's it that's it you just nailed it you should be a writer smart about stupidity that's kind of one of the things he gets really really really is his i mean have you heard uh trapped in the Drive? Is it Trapped in the Drive? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you, like, back in the, he goes back and forth with, the way he describes a mundane discussion between him and his wife about what to do for dinner for 11 minutes is utterly brilliant. It is so brilliant, and it makes fun of the right things,

and he's tapping into the right ways, and the truth of the matter is, it's like we love him because we grew up on him, and then we got to know him through the comedy world, so we loved him. Our kids, who had no clue about all of that history, listened to his music, and they're like, this is hilarious.

Holds up? Yeah, my son is the same way, where we have Sunday morning Weird Al dance parties. Oh, what? Where I'll put on in 3D, where we have Sunday morning Weird Al dance parties. Oh, my! Where I'll put on in 3D, and then they basically only have one dance where they spin around in a circle. And then my five-year-old will do it, and then my 18-month-old will just imitate him. Sure, sure. And the crazy thing about it, too, is that he loves these songs for which he has no context.

None. Midnight Star, he loves Don't Download This Song. He doesn't know anything about napster or pirating music but he hates james hatfield he does he has so much contempt for the all right as all good people do good boy gourd he has a big problem uh no but the thing is yeah you don't have to even to me that is the sign of a great song you don't even have to know the song that it's sending up so i spent a long time with my son like we would watch eat it at first i was like let me show you beat it and let me show you the video the videos were brilliant too let me now show you the eat it video and show you each of the things and the choices they made

to go for amazing that he's remained. Well, MTV was so huge when we were kids and when we used to sit around and just watch videos. So the videos themselves were culturally iconic. So then the video component to whatever he was doing was sending that up as well. But now that doesn't really exist unless you walk in YouTube.

No, no. And that's the thing is he's always been kind of the man of the moment. And in 1983, he was the perfect MTV guy. And in 1983, he was the perfect MTV guy. And in 2009, he was the perfect YouTube guy. And I feel like one of the evolutions of his music has been going from television to technology. He's just going to keep going to smaller screens.

And I feel like that's what he did when he went from being, you know, you watch Weird Al on MTV, and now you binge watch him on YouTube, as my children do. TikTok, that'll be the next thing. TikTok, Weird Al on TikTok. Alright, well the world's getting dumber and thank God we have Weird Al and thank God we have you to help pinpoint what's going on. Daniel Van Kirk, let's jump into a story, shall we?

Let's do it. Sent in by Mark D. Robertson at MDRWrites W-R-I-T-E-R He did the right thing and went to at Daniel Van Kirk hashtag dumb people town on Twitter. Send me your stories, y'all. We need them.

Dan's burning through all these stories. We're doing a lot of shows. We got a lot of extra stuff happening and I want great stories from you guys. Okay, ready for this? Yep.

Cribbage game leads to assault. Do any of you play Cribbage? Have you ever played Cribbage? I don't know what Cribbage is. I feel like it's something for old ladies to play in Florida. Or maybe that's Canasta. Is it like Mahjong? I feel like they all sound vaguely the same way.

Is cribbage canasta as well? Is cribbage non-Jewish mahjong? No, cribbage and euchre I put in the same. You are correct. Is that not the same? I mean, the Venn diagram of I play euchre, oh, I play cribbage is almost a circle. But very big in Wisconsin. You play it at the cabin.

Michigan as well. Play it at the cabin. For hours we get drunk and play Krivich. I get drunk. My best friend Bradford and his wife Amanda, who is also one of my closest friends. Who we will see in Milwaukee when we go there. Oh, yeah, we will. They are very known when they come to the cabin and play Krivich.

Krivich. My only bad feeling is I forget every year and then I relearn. I'm like, oh, I love this game. Even reading the story, I was like, I got to get back into Cribbage. Is it a game that can't? It's a board. It's a board. Yeah, and you move your pegs around while you play.

Oh, I just played this. I just played it for the first time. There's joy on your face. I love it right now. Someone played. They taught me how to play it. It was really good. It's so much fun.

It's like Burning Man? No, you move around. You get points based off what you do. Is this the type of game that can get violent? With dummies it can. Anything's possible. Anything's possible in Dumb People Town. Sometimes you bring a knife to a cribbage fight.

Here we go. I've lost it. I'm back. Sometimes you bring a knife to a... Cribbage fight. Here we go. I've lost it. I'm back. Okay. A cribbage game. Also, by the way, this takes place in Missoula, Montana. I don't know if we've had a Montana story before. The scenery is very pretty.

Yes. Stupid things that people are doing. They drive very fast and they cribbage very hard. And Harrison Ford is in the background getting stoned. Yes. A cribbage game allegedly gone sideways

last December landed one man in the hospital and another charged with assault. According to charging documents filed Monday

by the Missoula County prosecutors, Missoula police responded in September to the 700 block of South First Street West. Too many words. Too many words.

Too many things. Does it have to be that complicated? Too many directions. Are you running out of street names in Missoula? Southwest Street First Corner. Wait, so is this the only thing I know about Montana in terms of anger issues is that congressman

who body slammed the reporter. That's who that was too? That was Montana. So anger issues is that like congressman who like body slammed the reporter remember that? That's who that was too? That was Montana So maybe this is that guy What have you alluded to? I've been to Bozeman It's beautiful. They do have a lot of like just suggested speed limits right? Yeah there is no speed limits. It's like the Autobahn No! It's like the Autobahn

It's like the Autobahn yet they hate Jews more there And you can hunt humans for sport. That's right. There are certain things you can do in Minecraft. You can't do elsewhere. As we have our great author with us. I've recently just thought about rereading the most dangerous game.

The dangerous game, yeah. I just was like, I kind of want to read that. I haven't read it since I was a kid. You can just watch the movie they made with Ice-T. The game. Yep. It's so good. And I think Busey's in it, too, right?

Everybody is in that. Ice-T is in that? Yeah, he's the guy. The rock is in there. he's the guy in there by which i mean charles is done not the other rock i guess remember so that so we did it we did a sketch on cheap seats which i don't know if you remember called rock talk yeah where it was stuff at the entire we set up a show called rock talk that was a 1980s public access we were both smoking on the show like it was a talk show

there's a phone in the middle of us we're both smoking and people call in to talk about rock charles s dutton's rock character and then people would call in and be like hi i have a question about igneous no no that's rocks talk that's a different show. They're like, yeah, I have a question about. Dwayne Johnston. No, that's the rock talk. That's the rock talk. I'm going to say it for everybody who's listening to this and thinking it. I have a question about Jessie's girl. No, that's Rick's talk.

That's Rick's talk. But if you have questions about somebody who killed somebody, then it would be appropriate to be calling Rock Talk. I have a question about the Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. That is The Rock. The movie The Rock. I'm going to say it for everybody who's thinking it. Cheap Sheets should come back. Like on Quibi

or ESPN Plus or TikTok. You guys could do quick little things. Please, please, please. Hey, you're loved. I'm sorry. Everybody who loves this podcast and who loves Cheap Sheets, go email at ESPN that they should bring Cheap Seats back with the two of us.

Go for it. Hashtag DanDVK for Chili's. All right, here we go. Yep. According to charging documents filed Monday, as I said, on South 1st Street West for reports of a man bleeding from his head. The apparent victim was stumbling in the roadway when officers arrived, and he said he was at Scott Schwoz's house. It's S-Z-W-A-J-A.

Schwoz's. Schwoz's. Schwoz's. The Schwoz boys. Like, sir, you're obviously slurring your words. Like, I'm saying his name perfectly. Schwoz's. It's Schwoz's.

He makes you sound drunk. Right. Like, just saying his name, you're the Schwoz boys. I don't know. It makes you have to take a field sobriety test. The Schwoz boys. What are they? They were like guys.

Like the Schwan man? No. No, not the Schwan man. Did you have Schwan man? I did not. Chicken? Dan, explain what the Schwan man was. The guy who brought chicken.

I should do this bit on an album. Dan, you have to on the new album. So don't keep talking about it. Yeah, don't stop talking about it. The Schwanman. Don't even forget that. The Schwanman. So I was at Schwa's this afternoon.

I'm going to do this. He's like a step away from Dan. I forgot I wrote this out. The Schwanman is a step away from a gigolo. He brings meat to your house. I know. That is true. I'm not.

I'm not a double entendre. Do you know the Schwanman? I do not. I do not. Explain it a little. He has a truck. He's like... You want some chicken?

He's like the next level of the ice cream man. You want some? He drives around the neighborhood door to door. And you can buy ice cream. We all know the Tamale. You can buy sausage and pancakes on a stick. He's got a lot of stuff. You can buy chicken.

You can buy anything you want from the Schwan man. Mom! Schwan man! I can't because there's a joke that I'm fighting. Okay, don't say it. Don't say it. Thank you. I feel so good right now. Hey, Schwan is out. Stop.

So this guy's stumbling in the roadway. I was at Michael Schwa's. Scott Schwa's. He said, quote, when suddenly a disturbance took place during a game of cribbage. That is... He made it sound like a haunting.

Or like a disturbance in the forest. Right, right. That's what I thought, too. Because when you're drunk, you're like, how many words can I put in this sentence to prove I'm sober? When a drunk man talk this much

and be so confident in the things that he was saying? Would a drunk man say disturbance? Let me say this. There was a preponderance of evidence. And they say it really fast. It starts slow and they go, there's a preponderance of evidence.

I can get nine words in this three word sentence. Yeah, I can get them all together. Hold on a second. The man said that Schwozza, the guy who attacked him, accused him of stealing how much money? How much money do you think is being moved around

at a cribbage game that somebody could want to fight someone else over in Missoula, Montana? Where would it get physical in Montana? I will fight you. I'm thinking pretty low. I'm fight you. Nathan, you can go first. I'm thinking pretty low. I'm going maybe $60, $70. $70.

By the way, I still think it's a lot for a crib machine. $240. $240. I'm going to say $500. $500. The man said that Swaja accused him of stealing.

We will find out right after we take a quick break. Yes. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town.

Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. We are here with the great Nathan Rabin, our good friend, fantastic author, has a new book called

The Weird Accordion to Al. It is Al Yankovic's catalog explained. All of his songs from all of his albums, great stories about the songs and whatnot, and Weird Al

copy edited them. I can't wait to read about You Don't Love Me Anymore. I cannot. He fact-checked it. If you love Weird Al, and actually, I'm going to say to all of our listeners, after you get this book and then read this book, go back and read your book

about the insane clown posse and fish. You don't know me, but you don't like me. Yes, yes. I describe it. Fantastic book. Such a great book as well. All the stuff. This is available on Amazon and all the things.

Amazon only at this point. I'm always looking for like. You don't know me, but you don't like me had a very like Hell's Angels feeling to me. Because you got into the scene and you would meet these people. You immersed yourself in two cultures. There was a great book by Bill Buford. I don't know if you know.

Called Among the Thugs. Do we talk about this maybe? Possibly. If you love or are interested at all in British soccer and Premier League soccer, there is a hooliganism of it. And so he joins. It's crazy.

He joins a club of supporters and like goes into a town and finds himself like amidst the violence and participating in it's crazy how it overtakes him in a really weird way same thing i think happens thank you it's funny when i was writing this i kind of thought of this as a follow-up to weird al the book because i wrote that with al and his direction. He said, of all the writers in the world, I have chosen you. It's amazing. And what I kind of realized was partially because this took me three years to write. Wow.

And then in the middle of it, I went on seven dates on the Self-Indulgent Vanity Tour in 2018. So I kind of toured the way I did with Fish. Used a lot of drugs. Went on a lot of Greyhound buses. By the end, I felt like I'd lived another one ride to the bus in the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota. And what I kind of realized, but this is actually kind of a follow-up to

You Don't Know Me But You Don't Like Me, because it's about the spiritual connection that people have with music. And I feel like being a Weird Al fan, and my God, he has super, super, super fans. It defines you in the same way that being a Juggalo or being a Phish fan defines you. Well, what's interesting is you have such a great,

and how we got to know you is you had such a great beat on the pulse of the comedy scene, and then as well just about music, and people would often say Phish had such a great sense of humor and still does have a great sense of humor. They're funny, but I wouldn't call them comedians. They're more about the music. They're clever and funny.

And Insane Clown Posse is funny, too. I like their followers are funny. The whole thing is like there's... But again, there's a darker side and a non... You know, it's not... Whereas Weird Al Bridges is the two. He is a great musician and he is a great comedy mind

that merged together in a parody sort of a way that kids never duplicated. And because he is who he is, which is self-ascribed nerd, he is nerdy. I mean, White and Nerdy is a song about him. He wrote that. It's amazing that he writes that anthem recently.

Right. Yeah. Over a decade ago. It's still recent, though, in the length of his career but that he is that he then becomes the sort of voice for all those people who are like i look like you i sound like you i am you people have told me i'm not cool but you're cool what you just did was super cool and everyone loves you cool kids not nerdy kids whatever you want to describe yourself however you feel like you fit into the social you know landscape i feel like everyone

pulls it's amazing that he's been able to connect with all different types of people like that well and i feel like there are certain icons that you come across kind of early in sort of your journey through art through music who kind of let you know that it's okay to be different. It's okay to be weird. It's okay to be, you know, your own person. I feel like David Bowie is one of those people. Talking Heads is one of those people. David Byrne. I was just about to say David Byrne.

Yeah. Weird Al Yankovic. I feel like early on, that's kind of, and also I feel like I learned so much from Weird Al Yankovic about, you know, the mercenary nature of pop culture, about television, about technology, about pretension, about the fact that the adult world is full of phonies.

I mean, that's another thing I feel like Mad Magazine. Yeah. It's another thing that's like, the adult world is full of hypocrisy. And that's so liberating. And it's so like, again, you feel like you know this thing for the first time i cannot wait to read this the weird according to al i want everyone to accordion accordion

all right let's get back so we were guessing before we do though tell people oh shit yeah so it's coming up guys i mean we got we got we got minneapolis st louis and milwaukee coming up march 19th in minne Minneapolis at the Cedar Cultural Center with the Mystery Science Theater guys. Be a part of the show. Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett. And then the Cactus Blossoms are playing music. They are fantastic.

They sound like Hank Williams Sr. Two young, beautiful, young brothers. Are they brothers? Yeah, I think so. I think they're just incredible. They're all brothers. They're all so good. Music. On the music alone

many of us this show should be sold out by the time this episode drops but then we have two more the next night we're in St. Louis that's our hometown

St. Louis Del Mar Hall we're gonna be it's right next to the pageant theater Dave Holmes and Tim Convey and we're working

on a musical guest and then in Milwaukee working on the comedy guest but we've got the Field Report Chris Field fantastic artist and Milwaukee Report, Chris Field, fantastic artist and Milwaukee favorite son.

Chris Field is going to be playing music with us as a solo, which will be fantastic. So come out to those guys. Go to the Facebook page. You can get all the links for all the tickets or direct you to the Facebook pages where you can get all the information and tickets that you need. So go to the Dumb People Tom page or just keep an eye at danielvancrick.com and the Sklar Brothers. Supersklars.com. And then again, go to Amazon.

The Weird Accordion to Al. Yeah. And come see me in Austin the 11th, 12th, and 13th Cap City Comedy. And that same weekend, Comedy on State, see the Sklars.

They're going to be there the 12th, 13th, and 14th. Madison. And we'll tell everyone who comes to those shows next week, we got your plans for Friday night.

Oh, I know. Or for Saturday night. Can I throw some additional plugs? Sure. I've got a website, Nathan Rabin's Happy Place. This was kind of where this incubated.

That's my name, N-A-T-H-A-N-R-A-B-I-N.com. And then I have a podcast called Travolta Cage. And every episode we watch and talk about one John Travolta movie and one Nicolas Cage movie.

Better do Wild Hogs. So much. Oh my goodness. I'm very, very excited. You better do Wild Hogs. To re-see, to re-exper. You better do Wild Hogs. So much. Oh, my goodness. I'm very, very excited. You better do Wild Hogs. To re-see, to re-experience the magic of Wild Hogs. And yeah, the next one we've got, Staying Alive in Raising Arizona.

Oh, my God. Give you a sense of what kind of fun movies you talk about. Son, you got a penny on your head. Okay, so before we left, we had guessed, how much money do you think caused this assault to happen? I said $500. Nathan said $60 or $70.

I said $240. I will tell you this. Scott Chihuahua accused him of stealing $15. Nah, I won. I low-balled it. Wow, it got to blows over

$50. That can, by the way, buy you a two-bedroom home. And a Chili's. The man said that Scott Chihuahua accused him of stealing Wow, it got to blows over 50. That can, by the way, buy you a two-bedroom home. And a Chili's. The man said that Scott Schwoz accused him of stealing $15 during the game and threw the man's belongings out the front door. After he went outside to retrieve his items, the man told police he turned back toward the door to get his shoes and was struck in the head. So Schwoz hit him in the head when he went back to get his shoes.

How dare you. Briefly blacking out. I just like that he was respectful enough to take his shoes off when he wanted to. There we go. The man was transported to Providence St. Patrick Hospital, but reportedly left against doctor's orders. That is probably so much of this guy's set. Hey, man, this is a shoes-off house. Without getting stitches. Don't put

foreign objects in. You ain't the doctor of me. Yeah, you ain't the doctor of me. All these southern transplants up in Montana. In an interview with detectives in November, Scott Schwozach said that the man and another friend were staying over at Scott Schwozach's house that night. They were having a grown man slumber party. They were having a slumber party.

I can't quit you. A schwoz-R-A. I just want to think of three guys like, okay, dude, what are you doing this weekend? Schwozumber party? Cribbage slumber party at my place? Let's do it. You got the cribbage board. I'll be there. $27

burning a hole in my back. Cribbage gun got us good. The man wanted to play cribbage, so they played three games, and the man got angry when he lost the third game. Scott Schwoz said the man, quote, boisterous. That's another. Why are you using that word?

You're a drunk person. You're boisterous. Boisterous. So Scott Schwozda subsequently became agitated, asked him to leave, and threw his things out the front door. Okay. Short loser. Schwozda said he grabbed a small bat when the man began to come back in the house. So it's mini bat day at Schwoz.

Schwoz is hot. Is that little tiny bat? Tiny bat. Yes. The worst thing you can give away at any sporting event. Hey, guys, here's blunt objects. Have fun. Hey, drunk people, enjoy these.

Yeah. He struck. This is what I love. Scott Schwoz, this is what he said. He grabbed the bat when the man began to come back in the house. He struck him once in the head, not to hurt him, but to, quote, bring his senses back. That's not why you do that. I'm trying to get him smarter.

I'm trying to reset the motor. I'm trying to bang some sense into him. It's like a television. Yeah, exactly. Great joke. You can't do that with a flat screen. You cannot just tap the side of it. I love this.

Schwozda told the detective it was possible the man was coming back for his shoes. So the cop was like, I think maybe he just wanted his shoes. Yeah. Whoa. That's hard to tell. Who am I, a mind reader? No shoes, no service. If I do not hit him in the head, I'll never know.

Swaja, whose age was not listed in court documents. How do you get away with that? How do you get to be ageless? Because you're Cher. Or a vampire. Yes. Did you say because you're Cher? Yes.

Was charged in Missoula County. If I can turn my nose. And could end up going to jail. He's not yet entered a plea to the charges. Mini bat to the head. But for a good reason. Get the senses back into him. He's just trying to reset his system.

Do you think this ever happened before? Do you think like cribbage had gotten, it bubbled up to a certain point and it's like he knows, look, I know I'm playing with fire by inviting this guy over because there's something inside of me that... It was full contact scrimmage.

Yeah, fair enough. To be fair, everybody signed a waiver. Wasn't that the song, Cribbage is Gonna Get Ya? Cribbage is gonna get ya. I think that was the working title. Cribbage is gonna get ya. I remember MTV's Cribbage, which was very confusing.

They showed celebrities playing Cribbage. Yo, MTV Cribs. But we're are their houses It's like that's not this show This is a whole different show We're really getting A lot of views of his hands So if I say

MTV Cribs Everyone thinks of one episode I think Redman Redman with the Stacks of money on top Of his refrigerator I just think of

Every person Who Every rapper Who's made it big Who has like Just walking down their humongous house, they're like, and that's where my mama stays. There's like lots of colorful pillow ones. I feel like that was his parody of MTV Cribs,

and like the brilliant thing was that they didn't realize it, you know? So that was like the official Redman episode as well. This is where my mama stays, is, that could have been what the show was called. You could have had the spin-off show, this is where my mama stays, and it's been what the show was going to have the spin-off show this where my mom was and it's just her wing of their mom

wing like the details like he had American movie on DVD I just like to imagine him getting high watching American movie over every time I put on vodka drink he's just watching coven just low cuts of Coven. That is amazing. That's amazing.

The Weird Accordion to Al by Nathan Raven. Pick this thing up. I cannot wait to read it. Nathan, thank you for coming by. My pleasure. My pleasure. Good luck with everything. And oh shit, we got to get back to work. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb