Dumb People Town - DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 4 and 5
Episode Date: April 4, 2020Daniel, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 4 and 5...
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Wow.
So four and five.
A lot happened in four and five.
Did it?
Yeah.
Not boring.
I want to go punch a truck, Dan.
Let's dig into it.
First of all, any initial reactions?
Any big take?
I mean, obviously, Travis is gone.
Other than the fact that a suicide was caught on camera?
I mean, I felt like he was
going to kill himself purposefully, and
then when he said he's always around here playing with guns,
I was like, oh, he's going to kill himself accidentally.
Accidentally kill someone else.
He did say that's the last cigarette I'm
going to have before I die. That's very true.
I mean,
this is some deep stuff, and this is
like everything Joe Exotic
does is not as buttoned up as doc
antle i know doc antle we'll get into that doc antle buttons up his harem yeah doc antle buttons
up his people and it's like joe can't do any joe's like a worse version of doc antle and doc
antle is a terrible version of a person but doc antle isn't going to like an Indigo Girls concert and picking out like 11 lesbians going like,
I'll fix you.
I'll turn you guys around.
Dads are dropping them off.
Yeah, but Joe Exotic is doing that with drug addicted young men.
That's what I'm saying.
So because Doc Antle is saying,
let me at least remove from the equation
forcing someone's sexual preference out of this.
Let me take sexual orientation.
Let me, let me.
They're both terrible.
They're both horrible.
Let's not throw anyone a pass here.
No one gets a pass.
I'm just saying Doc Antle,
the reason why he's able to be more buttoned up
as an operation is that he's removing sexual orientation
from one of the things that he's forcing.
Let me ask you a question.
He's forcing his round thing into a square hole.
Both of them are doing that.
Is Joe Exotic inviting Travis's mom to the wedding?
I know you're jumping so far ahead.
I don't care.
We haven't even gotten into that episode.
Okay, so let's go.
No, no, do it, do it.
I wanted the first reaction.
Let me throw this question out there.
You can answer it when we get to it.
Is Joe Exotic inviting Travis's mom to the wedding,
which by the way, she could have said no,
to the wedding of this next guy two months later,
however much it was.
Two months, it's enough time.
Is that as bad as five years and a day?
The day or to the day when you could just-
Oh, announce it.
Declare your husband dead.
Right.
Is it to the day?
No, the Joe Exotic one's way worse.
Way worse.
Because here's the thing.
Joe Exotic is a narcissist.
He is a megalomaniac narcissist.
What are you talking about?
Anybody who thinks they can win presidency,
the presidency being that, is not a megalomaniac.
He's doing it for America.
And let it be stated, he thought he could win.
Yeah.
Right.
But my point is-
He got 19%.
Everything in his life is about how it serves him
and serves the ego.
How bad did Oklahoma look?
Before this?
Wait, let Dan finish.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
My point is that it's not about how much he loved Travis.
It's about how much he believed Travis loved him.
So after he dies, he's saying,
I need to go out and have someone in my life
to give me that again
because it's all about how it feeds me.
He didn't actually love that person
independently of what they do
or what they brought into the world.
He loved what they brought into his world.
And when that person's gone,
he needs someone else to bring that world in too.
So he didn't mourn Travis.
He mourned the loss of what Travis gave him.
Yes, 100%.
Okay, fair.
Let's go back to episode four.
Episode four.
Episode three was all about fucking Don.
And I'm sorry Don said,
but we didn't need that much time.
Disco Don Lewis.
There's a lot about Disco Don.
Was Don Lewis the name of Jon Hamm's character
in Mad Men?
Am I wrong to say that?
Don Lewis Draper.
I will say one last thing about that.
When your relationship starts at gunpoint,
don't be surprised if you end up dead.
That's what I said when we were watching.
It started with him allowing you to point a gun on him.
Point this gun.
You're crying.
You've said, no, I don't want to get in the car.
This guy circles around another time.
So clearly no means yes to not
to Don Lowe. Circles around three times. Comes back
three times. Third time says
hold this gun on me
and let's talk all night. And he's
married when he does all this.
With kids. With kids.
Married with kids. He's married.
And she says, alright.
Alright.
She glosses over it. Married with kids. He's married. And she says, all right. All right. All right. All right.
I love it.
She glosses over it.
She glosses over the fact that he had a gun.
He had a gun right on his car.
Or the fact of what?
She glosses over the fact that she held a gun on him.
Like, that was cool.
To her, that's just part of the story.
I just stomped on his neck twice,
and that was it.
He just had a gun in his car.
I just held it on him,
and that was it. So episode had a gun in his car. I just held it on him. And that was it.
So episode four,
we get the trial,
the court cases of...
Just the numerous...
He brought it on himself.
Well, he posted that picture.
He posted the picture
of the rabbit.
The rabbit picture.
It's just,
this is like the Capone thing.
If they don't get you
what they should get you for,
they're going to get you
for something else.
OJ Simpson. I mean, they got him to get you on something else. OJ Simpson.
I mean, they got him on like stealing back memorabilia.
Side note, you guys saw the ESPN tweet
where they announced they were going to be running every day,
the people versus OJ Simpson.
And OJ retweeted it and just wrote innocent.
Dude, let it go.
How many retweets did he get?
Let it go like they shouldn't have let you go.
Get him off of Twitter.
I agree.
So we find out that he's posted this picture.
Then she gets him for this copyright suit.
And Joe Exotic doing things like...
Now, if OJ would have said, spoiler alert, innocent, that's funnier.
That's funnier.
Yeah.
Still horrible.
Still terrible.
Yes, it is a good joke.
Spoiler alert, glove did not fit.
Right.
So we get all...
I mean, you're never going to be found,
your chances of being at the court siding with you
and you have pictures of you shooting dummies
that are like effigies you've made of the person you're at a battle with,
putting dildos in their mouth, threatening to kill them.
Like, I don't think it's going to go your way, you fucking idiot.
So he's holding a horse stick.
He poked the Baskin.. He poked the Baskin.
He definitely poked the Baskin.
And when you poke the Baskin, she's got deep pockets
because her pants are huge.
She does.
I feel like Chico's is going to send a cease and desist
to this documentary.
Everything she has is from the Chico's Safari Collection.
Oh, she created it.
Her pockets are really deep.
By the way, if chico's comes out with
a baskin line that has like laurels that you can wear that's right that's right and like cat print
everything get on it chico's she's gonna sue them because she's got deep pockets so she was like oh
i'm gonna take you down like you can't handle the heat that the legal heat that i'm about to bring
and then he assumed i could just keep moving this ownership and everything around.
And that's where he starts roping in his parents.
His mom.
And then his mom loses all of her money.
She's doing a go fund me for 13K.
And don't feel bad for her.
Well, I feel bad for her because.
I feel bad for how dumb she is.
I feel bad for how dumb she is.
And I feel bad for the man who's holding her hand.
And yeah, and he's got like old man shakes.
That's right.
So I feel bad for him.
I feel bad for her.
But I don't feel bad for him,
but I don't feel bad for Joe Exotic.
I feel bad for her because he has convinced her
that it's Carol Baskin who is the enemy.
That's right.
It is him.
It is he who hath stolen the mother.
I thought he was going to start chanting,
lock her up.
You know what I mean?
That's the logic train that Joe Exotic is on.
So then that leads us, enter stage left, Jeff Lowe.
Well, no.
Then there was the whole thing about the thing gets burned down.
Well, yes, that happened as well.
So let's talk about that.
The fact that his studio,
which also happened to double as an alligator house,
got burned down.
Which he thought Bob Kirkman did it. While he was off at a funeral in Chicago. also happened to double as an alligator house. Right. Got burned down.
Which he thought Bob Kirkman did it.
While he was off at a funeral in Chicago. Why would Jen Kirkman's dad do that?
The answer is he would.
Kirk Ham.
Yeah.
He would never do that.
He was too busy screwing up his teeth.
Right.
Cigarettes.
He would never do that, Dan.
Why?
Because he had too much footage.
He had too much to gain from it.
And we have not seen
that footage yet now if that footage comes out tomorrow or a month from now now we know who did
it but if he were to burn it down and to steal the footage we know it's the same way with what
happened with that legal thing he goes to see his lawyer and he's not carrying the camera his lawyer
suggested to him that he burned
the whole thing down himself. Yeah.
Is that what he was saying? And he was dumb enough to like leave that
on tape. Who got
the tape? How did they get the tape? I'm sure that
Joe gave them everything. This is all about him
being famous. Yes.
He granted it all.
Or it
legally belongs to Billy Bob
Kirkham and Billy Bob Kirkham was like, use it.
I don't give a shit.
Billy Bob Kripke.
Kripke.
Yeah.
He is Billy.
So that killed the alligators.
Burt Sweet and Low.
That killed the alligators.
Billy Bob Sugar.
The crocodiles, I mean, right?
Yeah.
The crocodiles.
No, it was gators.
Because he was wearing a shirt saying gators.
Finley called them crocodilians.
Finley called them crocodilians.
I'm going to confuse because he was wearing a shirt that said gator done,
but it was crocodiles.
Finley called them crocodilians.
The fact that he was wearing a shirt in its own right was a miracle,
let alone it being a gator done.
And the fact that it says gator done,
now you've got Larry the Cable Guy suing you.
You know, he's going to sue them.
Yeah, that's not officially licensed.
Let me ask you this.
Do you think anyone on that property
knows the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
No.
No, you're right.
It don't matter what we call them
because they don't know what they were anyway.
Do you know the difference between a crocodile and a crocodilian?
I don't know.
He graduated from high school,
so I was going to say a ninth grade education,
but he done graduated.
He,
he loved women.
We'll get to that too.
So,
so then entered after the fire,
they build this structure for $8,000.
Who builds it?
Some local guy.
He wanted all the access.
Why did he want it?
Because he,
he was putting his hands in and around,
in and around, In and around.
In and around.
In and around cats, the big cats that people have never done before.
Weren't supposed to do.
Right.
And he had a parrot.
So he built it for Akron.
Right.
So then.
And he had a snake.
He did have a parrot.
Hang on.
Let me get the snake out so I can do this interview.
You want an interview with the snake or without the snake?
That's fine.
We don't need to do it with the snake.
Okay.
With the snake.
Let me get the snake.
So then enter Jeff Lowe,
a white knight with a black bandana.
And a Ferrari and a white Hummer.
And a swinging wife.
Swinging wife.
When they put the cubs in the luggage.
Yep.
I was like, I hope you die.
I hope you die on camera.
Yep.
I hope I watch you die.
I hope I watch the life drain from your face. I hope a shrapnel from Travis's bullet hits you.
This is also around the time that we saw
what they were doing with the baby cubs
and you guys watched.
Pulling them under the fence.
Dan, Dan,
I want to see the life drain out of their face.
I want to watch them die.
Keep watching.
Who knows?
I want to watch Jeff Lowe die.
Maybe we'll be lucky enough.
Don's on our hands.
Jeff Lowe,
apparently he brought,
he wind him,
he dined him.
He better call Saul stuff.
Brought him out to Vegas,
but that's it.
But apparently,
Joe didn't know
that the mansion was rented.
He was behind
in his Ferrari payments.
Aren't we all?
He took,
yeah,
and then he took.
Is anyone ahead
on the Ferrari payments?
By the way,
if you have to have payments on your Ferrari,
you will be behind.
If you are arguing options over your Ferrari.
If you're going for a five-year lease instead of a three-year lease
so you can cover it.
You don't buy a Ferrari.
Don't do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, unless you can pay all the cash at once.
If you're a Ferrari salesman or woman and
somebody's like, what kind of payments do you guys offer on this?
Why don't you just walk away? They'd be like, nope.
Nope. None.
So he...
So Jeff Lowe comes in. Jeff Lowe comes in
and he is low. Jeff Lowe immediately
enters the shitty
person depth chart at like three
or two. And I still have
my feelings about Doc Antle being the Bikram
of fat boomer Esiases.
He is in the contention.
I mean, nobody's topping Joe for me.
Joe is freaking
terrible. And his
sexual orientation aside,
and the fact that he dealt with some
ostracism in his life. But see, to go
back to this, it's all power.
You can't hate a person
for who they are, not what they are. You look at Carole Baskin, you look at Joe Exotic, these are
people who experience major amounts of trauma, no control over the family that treated them
horribly or the men who raped them. And so having these tigers is look what I can control. Look what
I have power over. That's why so many of them have these pictures of them
on fucking thrones.
Because if I can control this, then I'm not a victim.
I am strong enough.
And who is Joe Exotic without these tigers?
He's a guy with a bad haircut.
He's a bum.
He's a total bum.
You're a bum.
There's nothing exciting.
It's like in Rocky.
You're a freaking bum.
He's a bum.
Take her to the zoo.
She's a bum. Take her to the zoo. She's a bum.
Take her to the zoo.
Remember what I said, Rock?
Take her to the zoo.
So he's a bum without this stuff.
So all of a sudden, Jeff comes in,
and Jeff on the phone call with the mediator.
I mean, this is where he white nights it.
He's like, man, when I woke up this morning,
I was in a free country.
I was in a free country, and it looks like I still fucking ain't all right shut up jeff we didn't really hear but then after that
he transfers all the ownership over to jeff lowe did are we supposed to assume it at least at this
point because it never came back up that the court cases all ceased they dropped well he paid off a
couple he paid off the lawyers so that's 35 000 he paid off and then he paid off a couple. He paid off the lawyers. So that's $35,000 he paid off.
And then he paid off what I believe to be some other things.
But she would have to reopen the case against him.
And it seems as though she didn't.
She didn't.
Or maybe she did.
But we don't know.
We don't know.
All I know is Jeff then came in and Jeff didn't care about it.
He just cared about his weird wife who accepts his sexual proclivities outside the marriage,
stuffing children's balloons through the meat hole where the tigers are.
Yeah.
And he almost got bit that one time, like, get out of the cage.
I know.
He did get bit on the arm.
Yeah, the lion went crazy.
He had to, like, spray a hose in his face to push him back.
Stick around.
Make a sound.
There's more Dumb People Town.
So then we, was it also in this episode or was the next one?
We can jump into an episode five.
Sure, let's do it.
Where the cologne on the boots.
Cologne on the boots.
Is that a thing?
Do you think someone did a thing or no?
No.
No.
I think that cat was like.
It's just like, I need to eat and you didn't bring me Walmart meat.
Or maybe somebody did, but either way, that's why you shouldn't own them.
Yeah.
Because you see that second cat perk up like, oh, we're eating his
ass. Oh, yeah.
Second cat is like, oh, we're doing this.
It's like babies crying. Once one goes,
they're all like, oh, we're supposed to cry now. There was a cat.
There were four or five of them. There was a cat
on Baskin's property all
the way in Florida that was like,
oh, we're eating him.
You could see that posture.
I was like, okay, Dan,
we go.
And then you saw how much he doesn't love them.
And by the way,
that is the way.
And I,
again,
everyone's going to die.
We're all going to die.
We all have to accept that fact.
That is the way Joe exotic has to die eaten by his own cats.
You know what I mean?
Or in court with Carol Bass.
The problem is,
is they would definitely put those cats down.
I mean,
they might have to anyway.
I don't,
I don't,
I mean,
it's,
it's one of those things where it's like,
I don't know how...
The crazy thing is the Westboro Baptist Church
would then protest and say,
you got eaten by your cats because you're gay.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
You brought this onto yourself.
Everyone would get it twisted.
See, I hate Carol.
She's in my hate list.
I don't like Carol either.
But if you told me that she is not doing any more
like pay to pet
or like breeding
or whatever thing
and all she does
and the reason she only has 12
is because they're rescues.
She's not taking on more
than she needs to.
She's going to let them
kind of die there.
You could prove that to me.
I'd be like,
that is something
I don't hate about her.
You're the least of the people
that I hate.
Now, you did kill your husband,
but I got to be honest with you,
if I hung out with Don Lewis for a while,
I probably want to kill him too.
Probably smother him in sardine oil
and feed him to the cats.
By the way, how great was that admission?
She knew exactly what it would take.
She's like, I mean, if you want to do it,
you put a little sardine oil
under the bottom parts of their jeans
and maybe a little bit in their collar
and then a little bit around the belt line
and then a little bit in the back.
If one wanted to do it
and you make sure you lay them face down.
And you make sure that person tells people
they're going to Costa Rica.
But I digress.
You make a small...
And then you fudge the plane records
and then you drive the van to the airport
and then you leave his keys.
And you make a small incision on his wrist.
And then five years later, you declare...
But cologne...
Cologne's silly.
I mean, that's...
Cologne's ridiculous.
I mean, if you wanted to...
If Carole Baskin wanted to kill someone...
If I wanted to kill someone, I mean, I would do it.
I wouldn't put, like, cologne on the boots.
That's ridiculous.
No, a little sardine oil in the hair,
and then, you know, you make a small incision in the wrist,
and you let the blood out so people can smell it.
And you just let it trickle for a little while,
and then you do a feeding close to it
so that they're hungry
and they already have the taste for it.
And you put other meat that has other blood in there
and you make sure that that blood commingles
that you can't do DNA.
And you do it at two in the morning
so no one can hear it
and you can go cry in your car a little bit
because you're not a murderer,
but at the same time,
this guy had to go
and he was already cheating on his wife
with other people.
But cologne on the boots.
I mean, come on.
That doesn't make sense.
That'd be ridiculous.
So episode five really kind of focuses on a few things,
I guess,
because the main one I'm thinking of
is obviously Joe Exotic's relationship with Travis
and Finley.
Finley both saying like,
I'm not gay.
No, Finley got the secretary pregnant.
Yeah, and how they use,
at least bye, maybe bye.
I just like that they still call her a secretary. She's not
an administrative assistant. Dan, there's nothing
buy about these guys. No. These guys
are 100% straight
and they are doing what they have
to do to get their drugs. What will you do
to get meth? That's essentially what this thing is.
He's preying on their addictions in order to use them.
They're male prostitutes. Will you have sex with a man
to get high?
Yes, I will.
And to play with tigers?
All right, I can shut it off for an hour.
In the Netflix documentary Criminal Minds,
we watched a guy's chest blow up.
I didn't watch it, but people did.
At least in this, I can handle watching the reaction of,
is it Earl?
Joshua Earl?
The guy who was the-
Yeah, the campaign manager.
Who is by far my favorite person next to Saf.
He's like the Joe Pera of the show.
Saf and him need to
together have a relationship.
Be friends.
No, I want them to have a relationship.
I want...
Who knows which way any of them go.
Well, if she identifies as a man
and he's gay...
Maybe she's a gay man.
We don't know.
Is he gay?
Did he say he's gay?
No, he's not.
I don't think he is.
I don't know.
He gave Joe Exotic a kiss on the shoulder.
The real question is,
how bad does he want drugs?
That's right.
That is the question.
That's the real question.
Look, he left the crazy world of Walmart.
Let me say this.
Asexual, pansexual, gay, straight, bi,
just want drugs.
What are you?
You know that this is a terrible crop of human beings
when the best person,
the best person is the guy who sells ammo at a Walmart.
And you guys started worrying about him
because you said his teeth were starting to look bad.
It is.
Were his teeth looking bad?
I saw it.
Look, this is it.
Like you look at their teeth.
Your teeth should not look like.
How involved in this operation are you?
You got four teeth.
You're really involved.
You're in deep.
Yeah.
And so where did we end off in this episode?
So Travis.
Travis passes away.
Went down.
Travis shot himself.
He runs for governor.
He loses the governorship.
But he got 19%.
19% of the vote.
Oklahoma.
Oklahoma.
What are you doing?
And the people who are like,
I don't know.
He says what he wants.
He just does it in a way that he knows.
I'm like,
you deserve to get eaten by a tiger.
Yeah.
We said this on our podcast.
Look, the virus is coming.
We know it's horrible. People
are going to die. Let's pick the people.
Let's choose the people who have to go.
Everyone who was interviewed in this thing and said
Joe Exotic says what he says and he's
a good guy for it, you have to go.
Sorry, you're gone.
You punched your ticket. You made your choice.
That's your choice. Life's been great for you and you don't
want to live in a world where Joe Exotic
isn't elected, so get out.
Make room for the rest of us who actually
You don't want someone who actually has experience
in there who's going to make your life a drag.
Check out.
We'll wrap it up here.
Any predictions or anything going forward?
Do you see this heading any way?
We keep hearing Joe's calls.
How about the moment where Jeff Lowe was like, we were going to get a party bus
and take people to and from the casinos
and put the cats on that and drive them around
and make some money that way.
Thought that would be a good idea.
Boy, was that a stupid.
Boy, were we wrong.
Boy, was that a mistake.
Boy, was that a mistake.
So we ended this episode, though,
with the federal agents calling Jeff Lowe a lot.
It looks like the walls are closing in.
On Joe Exotic.
On Joe Exotic. On Joe Exotic.
Yeah.
I will say my big takeaway is I've watched all these episodes,
and as we go forward, hurtling, falling headfirst towards the finals.
Because we're going to do it on Saturday.
We're going to watch the final two,
and then our wrap-up of the whole series will be our episode
of Dumb People Town next Tuesday.
Right.
So my thing is people keep saying,
oh, I can't wait till they make a movie out of this.
Dax Shepard, Jared Leto, people saying they want to play it.
This is my problem with them making a movie out of it.
Yeah.
Ready for this?
Yeah.
In order to make a movie out of this,
they would have to use animal actors.
That's right.
And then they would use all of Doc's lions and tigers
to make this movie thereby
the movie that is an outcry about how bad this is propagating propagating more of it happening
in order to make this so so here's the thing unless you cgi'd it and no no no here's cgi yeah
yeah cgi you could do it here's my problem you have to i know but here's the problem with the
movie the documentary is so well seen and
so well documented by so many people that a that a narrative movie will just be rehashing the
moments that we've already seen here but this is what we had with oj kind of people versus oj
simpson and the uh yeah but that was they came in the opposite order. And that was made for TV. And what I'm saying is,
maybe it's the story of his early life
or something like that.
Right, but you're saying you can't retell this.
You can't retell this story.
You can't retell this story.
You're going to have to,
because first of all,
it's only going to be a two hour movie.
So you're going to have to cut out all kinds of stuff.
So people who know every detail now,
because they've seen all this stuff,
be like, where's the guy when he shot himself?
Where's this scene? Where's this scene?
Where's that scene?
So it's,
I think it's,
I think it's also hard
because you're going to
constantly get made.
Let me just say
that you're going to
constantly ask yourself,
who am I rooting for?
And right now,
I'm rooting for no one.
Right.
Right now,
the three of us
who look so hard
to root for someone,
this is who we are
in this world.
We look,
we try to root for you. I'm going to try to root for someone. I is who we are in this world. We try to root for
someone. I'm going to try to get a better life. Exactly. But Saf seems under the radar, under the
beam, under the... She's complicit. I'm sorry. He is complicit and he's just as bad as everybody
else with his complacency. Get out with the one and a half arms you've got, Saf. Yeah. But my
point is that we're looking so hard for someone to root for,
and we're having a hard time finding that person.
So how do you make a movie
where everyone is someone that you can't stand?
I mean, the only one-
It's called Knives Out.
Knives Out?
I guess so, but-
But what if it's the one-
What if it's the girl who's dead?
But I'm saying you don't like any of them.
You don't, but like-
You're entertained by them.
Sure.
But-
And I like Knives Out as a story.
I wasn't a huge fan of the movie itself,
but that's what I walked away from being like,
I didn't care about any of those people.
Maybe, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you like...
I know, again, not a movie,
but it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Like, do you just think...
Knives Out was fun.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
That's true.
That's a great point.
It's always sunny in...
This is not going to be fun.
This is not going to be fun.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia is fun because they make themselves lose all the time.
So it's like true, but like, yeah, but I mean, this isn't funny.
That's a big difference.
He thinks it's funny.
He thinks it's funny.
He thinks it's good.
Like everyone's like hilarious.
Who's going to play him?
What about Danny McBride?
It's not going to be a comedy.
Danny McBride would be an unbelievable.
If you want to see a something with Danny McBride would be an unbelievable character.
If you want to see something with outrageous people
doing outrageous things,
just watch Righteous Gemstones on HBO.
It's perfect, and it is hilarious,
and it is fucking batshit crazy.
Walt Goggins would be fantastic as this guy.
Christian Bale would probably.
We skipped over the fact,
remember when one of these two episodes
where Joe Exotic was just shooting at people?
Yeah.
His mother-in-law, Travis' mom.
Oh, yeah, Travis shot behind him,
shot up.
Are we going to skip over Joe Exotic's performance
at the funeral?
Joe Exotic.
Way to make this kid's funeral
not about you,
you dummy.
Hey, you know what?
People love to hear it
at a funeral.
Country music.
Country music is already
a subject.
I thought you were going to say
because you talked about his balls.
Of course,
I thought you were going to say
this goes to this works.
You know what people love
to hear at a funeral?
Original music.
This is one off my new album.
That's the worst words you could hear from anyone
who is eulogizing.
And so you're dressed like the priest
and you're from your video.
Your kitty kitty video.
We've gone way too long in this episode.
If you guys got anything else to say, throw it in.
Otherwise, we'll wrap this up.
We'll save it. Okay, save it. We'll say, throw it in. Otherwise we'll wrap this up. We'll save it.
Okay.
For when we wrap up the whole thing.
The whole thing.
Next Tuesday.
Watch live with us on Saturday.
It's probably going to happen somewhere in the hours between like two and four,
probably.
Yeah.
Between two and four on Saturday,
we'll be doing that.
For us here?
Oh,
for watching it.
For the watching it.
The live watch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then at 5 PM,
we're doing a dumb people town.
That's going to be
and it's all on the pages
and everything.
Yeah, check out
the Dumb People Town
social media.
As a benefit to raise money
for comedians,
stand-up comedians,
friends of ours,
including us
who have lost a lot of money
because of road gigs
that have been canceled
and there's really
no safety net
and some great comedians
are going to be doing
their part to help
raise some money for that.
So be a part of that
and we'll be doing that
probably sometime around 5 o'clock.
There's all the information.
All the information on our page.
Thank you to all of you who participated. Thanks for all of you who watched with us.
We love doing it with you.
Oh shit, we need to get back to work.
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