Dumb People Town - Emma Arnold - Rename the Boy

Episode Date: June 1, 2018

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Emma Arnold (Yes Please) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a parent misspells their child's name on a tattoo.

Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news Breaking down each epic fail In Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this up

So listen to our podcast jam With co-host Armand Dan. Man, jerk, don't be a jerk. Cause when the music hits the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, punk it down, it's Dumb People Town. Hey townies, welcome to a mini episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Arnold.

Emma Arnold. How are you? Oh, right out the gate. Yeah. Population you. Population Arnold. Emma Arnold. How are you? Oh, right out the gate. Yeah. Coming in swinging. We're all here. Coming in hot. I'm doing well.

Thank you guys for having me. It's so nice to have you down from Boise. Yeah. This is a good time for you right now in the comedy world. You got a special that's going to be released on your website. That's right. Shotware. Oh, when you say it like that, it doesn't sound as great.

An awesome special that you are self-releasing. Self-releasing. Indie. We're going with indie, I was told. You're doing it yourself. We have lots of friends. Jay Larson did it. Did a great job with it. Yeah, you know, surprisingly, nobody's coming up to Boise, Idaho, asking me to do a comedy special. Which is a little bit

of bullshit. Maybe they'll see this and love it. Create, don't wait. That is the motto of all good comedians. Is it out right now? Yeah, it's out right now. So tell us the website so people can get it. EmmaArnoldComedy.com and the name of my special is Yes Please.

You can find it on my website. Where did you record it? In Boise. Nice. Did you record at the festival? No, I did it back in June of last year at the place I started comedy, which was kind of cool, Visualogist Collective. And yeah, I mean, it's legit. It has some real money behind it, and it looks polished and fancy. I'm sure it is.

And you're a great comedian. So for those who love comedy, check this out. And I feel like people who listen to podcasts already understand, hey, this is the way people put stuff out. This is independent art. Podcast is DIY indie art. You've come and found us. Please find this special. You're going to love it.

You guys are the smart ones. The rest of the world, not so much. A lot of dummies out there doing their thing. I feel like dumb is, dumb like every week takes a step into smart territory. What were you saying? Like smart's a rabbit. I said smart's a rabbit. And dumb is just petting it too hard. Stop. Someone's got to be like, dumb, you're squeezing it.

Don't do it. I like it. Gentle hands. Gentle hands. Gentle hands. I know you like it, dumb. His eyes should not be bugging out like that. Stop it, dumb. He likes me. No, he doesn't like you. And he doesn't like dumb. He likes me. No, he doesn't like you. And he doesn't like it. He likes it.

No, he doesn't like it. He makes the noise because he likes it. He doesn't make the noise because he can't breathe. Stop it dumb. That is the death rattle. It would be really funny. Remember World War II where they show them pushing the line against the axis? It would be a graphic of a map of dumb and smart

and seeing where the line is being pushed across. It's very far. We're encroaching and we're trying to push the line back. Hold! There's a lot of smart people yelling hold the line. We're in a foxhole and we're trying to snipe at dumb through this podcast. How do you know?

How do you guys know you're on the right side? We don't. That's the scary part. That's a great point. I drove away with the gas thing in my car the other day. Like, it was in the pumps. See, it's getting you. And I just drove away.

And I saw this guy who was gassing up next to me go, oh, no. And then I looked back and was like, oh, my gosh. So I might be. But the hose was still in. Yeah. The hose was still in the car. I drove away. You're not doing.

Because you got in your car while you were pumping gas. I got in my car. Don't do that. That's the problem. That's how people blow up. Yep. I drove away. I mean, it was done gassing up.

But still. But still. But still. And I went... It's a great moment. I did park and go back and put it back in the thing and be like... Yikes. Sorry.

Good person. Good person. It is me. But in Dumb People Town, they just keep driving and then blame the gas station. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know we have a great story, and Dan, you've got it sent to us by one of our awesome fans. Let's get into it. Okay, here we go.

This was sent by Tim E. At Timothy I underscore LTD. Not complicated at all. I wonder if Tim E. is Sheila E.'s son. What if that's Sheila E.'s son? Yeah. Or Easy's. Or Easy's son. What if that's Sheila E's son? Yeah. Tim E. Or Easy's son.

I call, that's true. I call Sheila E S Edelman because I think that's her last name. Is it really? No, it's not. Jay likes to go the other way. That's common spelling on Timothy. Then E-Y-E underscore L-T-D. Limited. Timothy I.

Timothy I underscore. Limited. Okay. Okay. The, that's in all caps, one time you'd never hope... Oh, wait, let me take this again. The one time you'd hope

never to encounter a spelling mistake... By the way, it's the one time. Right. Excuse me. The one time you hope... Put some sauce on it, please. Put some, please put some English on it. Right.

Is when you're getting your child's name etched on your person. Tattoos, like children, are for life. That's what a tattoo art, we went to a tattoo parlor. Do you have any tattoos? I have several. She has great ones. She has great stories about them. You posted it on Instagram.

Come on. The one you posted about your wedding gown. Oh my God. You put that out on Facebook. Okay, but you don't blush. Come on. If you put it on. Okay, it's good enough for Instagram.

It's good enough for the podcast. I only brought it up because you put it on Instagram. By the way, they're not on your forearms. I have two. Okay, oh yeah. So on the underside.

But like if you're standing there standing just straight, you can't tell. You can't tell. Where's the one that you posted about? I have a... This is the custom. Let's hear it. I have a... Custom. Let's hear it.

I have a massive tiger tramp stamp on my back crawling towards my butt that I got when I was 18. Great idea. And there's a whole story, but we don't have time to get into for that. Can you truncate the story? There was this guy who one of my friends... That's it. Say it no more. Moving on.

There was this guy. There was this guy. There was this guy. He was selling speakers. But he never sold any. And he said he didn't believe in money. And I was like, I wonder if I get a tattoo if this guy will like me. He was 40. Go to your wedding.

I was 18. Go to the Instagram post. Emma, this is gold. This is gold. All right. So we had a costume. We were 20 when we got married. And we had a costume beach wedding.

And I got a dress at a thrift store for $75. Yeah, you did. That I took to a seamstress and said, can you cut that back out of this so it shows my tramp stamp? And she did. She sure did. I feel like that's on her. Someone should have been like, no, I can't do that. Nobody should do that.

I say, wear it. Show it off it's big it's crawling towards my butt people are always shocked by it it's been part of the reason being single that I haven't been very promiscuous because it's a real shocker to show someone I don't want to show that tattoo

Dan it's like your joke if you want to Dan it's like your joke if you don't have a hairy back how how do you know if people love you? Right. This is your litmus test. This is your litmus test. That's true.

It's my hairy back. This is your hairy, like you can't grow hair on your back. That's true. But you can grow this. Well, and the picture Dan is talking about, do go to my Instagram and look at it because Which is? You're a great follow. Sleeve hamster.

Sleeve hamster. Which is a whole other thing. Oh, God. But there's a picture, my wedding picture of us kissing for the first time the crow is standing clapping like full makeup just you have to see the picture cosplaying Brandon Lee

not himself but someone you don't know the ghost of the crow so we're kissing and he's just standing there like, yes, applauding, looking very happy for us. All right. And she hasn't made that cover album, Mark. That, to me, is like...

It is really great. If Stevie Nicks was still alive, she'd be... Oh, she is still alive. The best part was, I forgot about the picture. I found it on my wedding anniversary. We've been divorced six years. But I thought that picture was so funny. I sent it to my ex, and I was like, ah, this is so funny. And then he was furious that I was making fun of it.

Really? This is a very special picture between us. I was like, no, it's definitely not. See, we still don't see eye to eye on things. Oh, so you're what I'd be if I wasn't a comedian. Yeah, exactly. All right, here we go. Unfortunately, one Swedish mother fell victim to an embarrassing typo after her tattooist,

I don't think that's a word, misspelled her son Kevin's name as Kelvin. K-E-L-V-I-N. It's a hot tattoo. 220 Kelvin on the Kelvin scale. I'm going to show you her arm. I mean, it's not even an accident. This is a big... Oh, my God.

Kelvin. It almost looks like he leaned in on the L. Yeah, the L is the biggest. The L is beautifully written. If you want to see the tattoo, you have to join the Facebook page. Look, here's the deal. We get way more thousands of downloads than the people who are on our Facebook page. That thing should be up in the hundreds of thousands.

So please join the Facebook page so you can see this. I'm sorry if you don't understand this context, but you could figure it out, I'm sure. Guess who is a Dumb People Town, a townie, a Dumb People Town fan, and was in one of our stories recently. a dumb people town fan and was in one of our stories recently the woman who had like 14 pieces of a cockroach stuck in her ear listens to this podcast stop yes and hit me up on dumb people town i hope in the near future we might have with all the cockroaches we might have an interview we'll have a follow-up someday down the road but yes so i want this swedish woman wherever you are out there call in yeah let's figure it out but But I mean, that is such a bad screw up. That is like other level.

Right. Yeah. And what is she doing? Is she not looking to see what is happening? Maybe she's on the outside of her arms. She's got her eyes closed and just like powering through. How drunk is she is really? Not as drunk as she was when she was pregnant with Kelvin.

Kevin. Miss Sandstrom. Kelvin, wait, pause. when she was pregnant with Kelvin. Kevin. Miss Sandstrom. Kelvin, wait, pause. Kelvin is a way better name than Kevin. I feel like she should just be like, oh, you know what? You were right. This is what you are now. You are Kelvin now. Can we re-baptize a kid? Mrs. Sandstrom wanted to get a

sentimental inking to honor her children. She told the Bleckings, I don't know, Lanstingding? I can't pronounce anything. She told the N's like me. By the way, Kelvin Samstrom is a way better name because there's actually a basketball coach for the University of Oklahoma, used to be Oklahoma. Everybody knows this.

Kelvin Samson. Yeah. Kelvin Samson. And Delilah. Can you imagine if his name is Kelvin Samstrom and they ask the guy and the guy does Kelvin Sanson on there and that suddenly is like, wow, you're really...

This Swedish woman is really into college basketball. You're a huge fan of disgraced college basketball coaches who cheated and then got fired. Also, if you look at this tattoo of Nova and Kelvin, doesn't it look like an indie band? Yeah, this looks like a great album. Let's go to the main stage. Nova and Kelvin.

They're opening for Bill and Calvin. Nova and Calvin. Nova and Calvin. They're opening for Belle and Sebastian. Nova and Calvin. Nova and Calvin. It's a husband and wife. Also, that tattoo is a mess. I agree. The letters are all scrunchy together.

The L is the least offensive part of it. This is coming from a woman who has a tiger crawling to her face. I love that tiger tramp stamp. I know. It kind of looks like, I don't want to besmudge this tattoo artist, but the coloration is like, yes. But let's besmudge him. Let's besmudge this tattoo artist, but the coloration is like... Let's besmudge him. Let's besmudge him.

Is prison-level ink... It looks like she's had that tattoo for 30 years. It looks pre-aged. Are you saying prison because she's wearing black and white stripes? Yeah. You guys didn't know she's also a cosplayer as the Hamburglar? Did not know that. Also, it creeps me out that she wants to honor her kids.

That makes me feel like they passed. That's always a controversial... And it's just their names. How do you guys feel about kids? Well, here's the deal. Tattoo for a kid is okay. Tattoo of your children's name is fine. But you only do portraits of people who have died, right?

Airbrush on a t-shirt, dead. By the way, that's what it is. Decal on the back of your Chevy Tahoe, dead. Airbrushed on a tombstone, dead. That's a Russian mafia. One of my best friends, Bradford, you know how people have those decals on the back of their cars? He wanted to get

one that was him just standing there like a guy stick figure and then like four grave sites. Like little tombstones. And then Calvin peeing on him. Calvin. Sorry, Calvin. I'm sorry.

Calvin and Hobbes was one of my favorites. No one can get this kid's name right. He's like Anne in Arrested Development. I'm a huge fan of Kevin and Hobbes. Anne? Egg? Kevin and Hobbes. Kevin and Hobbes.

That's the kid who never had an imaginary friend. Hobbes was a real person that beat him. Kevin and Hobbes, that's the kid who never had an imaginary friend. Hobbes was a real person that beat him. Kevin and Hobbes. However, her heart stopped when she saw the error, figuratively. Quote, I thought I was going to faint, she said. I said I wanted the names of my children tattooed on me, and I gave the artist their names. The artist drew the design, and I didn't ask anything about the spelling, and didn't ask anything about the spelling, so I didn't ask anything about the spelling. Oh, and didn't ask anything about the spelling.

So I didn't give it any more thought. Yeah, because it's only permanent on your body. This is like the plaque that came out for Brandi Chastain. Did you see that? Yeah, the old guy? The golfer. No, it's Gary Busey. Yeah, it looks like an old man.

It looks like Gary Busey. It's supposed to honor for the Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame. It looks like Gary Busey. Or a drunk Mickey Rooney. Right. It's supposed to be Brandi Ch Area Sports Hall of Fame. It looks like Gary Busey. Or a drunk Mickey Rooney. Right. It's supposed to be Brandi Chastain, and it's that. No one checked in on this artist throughout the process.

It's like, that's looking like, you know, Jimmy Carter. So what you're saying is we're giving too much power and leeway to the artist itself. Maybe so. It's your body. Like, double check. Quote, I wanted the names tattooed on me. They didn't ask anything, so I didn't give it any thought. It wasn't until later she noticed the glaring mistake.

Yeah. I hope I want to be there with the person who she, like, showed it to. Now, when you got yours on your arm. Yeah. Were you, like, watching it the whole time going, like, this better be right? Absolutely. Yes. I was watching the whole time. You were watching.

Yeah. She returned to the artist who laughed and said there wasn't anything he could do. Oh, boy. What a dick. After all, the young mother had been given a chance to review the tattoo before the work began, which I guess she outdid on her. Now it's on her. He agreed to give her a refund and handed her the phone number of a tattoo removal clinic.

So he basically did his job-ish? Yeah. Do you want to look at what I'm going to do here? Nope. Nope. Okay. And then he's still on his way to give the money back and say, here's a tattoo removal place. He gave the money back. That to me is as big a gesture as anything else. It doesn't say so, but I'm pretty sure that guy's name is Kelvin. Yes.

Can't you turn the L into a star or something like that? Yeah, just make it into a palm tree. Or a flower. Yeah, a palm tree in the middle. When Sandstrom discovered that it would take multiple treatments to remove the tattoo, she and her husband opted for a different course of action. Here we go. This is why it's Dumb People Town. Quote, we decided to rename the boy.

No! What? You guys were right. We were right. We were right. You were joking, Randy. And now you're, oh my God. This is crazy. This is beautiful.

Wow. This is beautiful. On every level. To me, that says how bad she did not want to get tattooed with both treatments. Not how much she liked the name. But you know how you're building something and you mess up and you're like, well, now there's going to be a shelf on the floor. And you're like, I know we don't need one, but that's what it's going to be.

It's going to be a floor shelf. It's way better than taking it all apart and redoing it. Just this line alone sounds like something Will Ferrell's character from Eastbound and Down would say. We decided to rename the boy. I thought you were going to say she decided they'd have another baby. And they'd just be like, you know what, we'll put Kevin underneath. Not in order. And then an asterisk says not listed in order.

Not chronological. Some people would tell her, she could have been like, take the arm. Take the arm. Take the arm. Take the arm at the elbow. And it's above the elbow. I know, I know. And then she leaves part of it.

Kelvin is now the kid's name. Yes. Kelvin. Miss Sandstrom and her husband have grown to love Kelvin. And it's unique, she explained. She said also that, quote, no one else has her son's name. Luckily, her young son has also taken well to his new moniker. Luckily.

Who is this kid? What's he going to do? Eleven. I'm joking. What's he going to do? 11. I'm joking. He's not 11. What's he going to do? Oh, my. And for the rest of his life, you know it's going to be like, hey, Kevin. It's Kelvin.

It was Kelvin. How different is this kid going to turn out not being a Kevin? Right. Like, she's rewritten. There's like some string theory things happening. Who is naming the mentions happening? Totally. Butterfly.

It's a sliding doors moment. Great movie. What does Kevin do? What does Kelvin do? Kevin was a banker. Kelvin's naming it. Totally. Butterfly. It's a sliding doors moment. Great movie. What does Kevin do? What does Kelvin do? Kevin was a banker. Kelvin's an artist. This is a whole new life for this kid. Kevin was in a relationship.

I heard it too, but I was going to let it go. You got it. Kelvin can't commit? That tattoo artist is a time traveler who just, he averted the apocalypse. Maybe. Somehow. Yeah. who just, he averted the apocalypse.

Maybe. Somehow. Yeah. Yeah. How about that? Like, sitting around the tattoo artist water cooler. I'm assuming there's a water cooler there just filled with vodka. Sitting on it.

Oh, you put two dolphins swimming around a sun? Yeah. I changed the kid's life. I changed the kid's name. I changed the course. Oh, you did a Chinese symbol? I'm possibly the most influential artist of all time. I got rid of one Kevin.

Out of the pool. How's that Chinese symbol for hope? Oh, Banksy. Oh, you had a movie made about you? I changed someone's name! Changed a life. That's powerful. Sandstrom said she's okay with how things turned out,

and that her son was not affected by the name change. I think that's TBD. I would put a yet on the end of that. turned out and that her son was not affected by the name change. I think that's TBD. I would put a yet on the end of that. He wasn't so old at the time of the tattoo, so he didn't think about it. He's five now, but when I got the tattoo, he was approaching two, which

you guys have kids, I don't. That's old enough to... The kid recognizes their name at two, 100%. No. Two, you can swing it. You could be. I was saying Kelvin the whole time. Yeah. You can kind of, you can kind of tip it at two. I mean, I know he won't remember. Kelvin.

What's up, Kelvin? Hey, K. Come here, K. How about this? What's up, Kelvin? Hey, Kelvin. What's up, Kelvin? I trick my kids parent voices that you're using you sound like Ryan Sickler

that's what that's come on come on come on come on get in here come on Kevin

he said come on that Come on, Calvin. He said, come on. That's my Sickler right there. That's a good Sickler. That's a good Sickler. Calvin, I'm pulling it off. You can go either way. Any time it's like, who's Ryan Sickler? One, get on the crab feast.

Two, go listen to episode two of Dumb People Town. Oh, he brought it. Then you get to hang out with Ryan Sickler. Okay. The family have just welcomed their third child. Call that child Kelvin. Boy or girl. You can call a girl Kelvin.

She's really leaning in on the other people don't have my kid's name. Because Nova is unique. Then they toned it down with Kevin and the universe was like, ah, ah, ah. The universe was like, let's fix that. The universe said you went too normal. So then the third kid is Freya. F-R-E-Y. My daughter has a friend named Freya.

I like it. Can I tell my Freya story? Yes. Can I tell the story? It's our town. Do you want to hear a story of how I can't control, how I won't let things go? Are you ready for a story? Yes.

Okay. This is dumb people time. So I go in the morning to drive my daughter's friend to the, and I was wondering how I was going to ever tell this story, but now that we have an opportunity. You have a Freya opening. Right, a Freya opening. So I go to drive my daughter and my friend Peter's daughter, Piper, I drive her to school in the morning. I drive them to middle school. And I always go up, drive up to Peter's house.

He's up the road from me in my neighborhood. I try and text her to see if she'll come out. Usually she could be downstairs in her house. I honk just lightly twice to make sure that she comes out. Not every time. And I don't pick her up every morning. We switch off. So it's rare.

So this morning I go to bring up, I go to pick up Freya, who is her friend from England. Cute girl with a British accent. So cute. And I go to bring her to school that day. So I go up the street and pick her up. So now I have a new kid in my backseat

and she's so sweet and it's my daughter's friend. And we go down. Well, actually, day day before I went day before here it is day before I went and I honked in the morning and some guy with a, like a Wheaton Terrier mix, like a labradoodle and dressed like, dressed like he was going to his, to, to work, about to go to work. He comes by my window and knocks on my window and is like um he's like hey listen can you not honk your horn to i was like yeah i i texted her and i would have been like

yeah i also can do it yeah i was like i have both options i was like i was like this car comes with both he's like can you can you not honk your horn and i said yeah i texted her to see if my friend and my gotta get my daughter to school so i gotta let her know that i'm here he's like yeah it's just you know really the beep beep beep it's like all the time it's like can you just not do it anymore and uh he's like also you're driving too fast around here and so and i just walked away and i just walked away and i was like on a whole day i, okay, I'm gonna first of all, Ray, and I would have been like, so, really, you're mad at a lot of people. But you decided to talk to me.

Right, and then he leaves. And so I'm like, okay, and I said, if I see this guy again, I was like, I'm gonna talk. I'd screech up behind him so hard and just lay the wall. In your quiet-ass car. No, no, if I see this guy again, I'm gonna say something. So, the next morning, you have Frey in the car. I have Frey in the car.

I've never had her in my car ever. I go down to Piper's. I go to pick her up. And there he is. And this guy starts walking towards our car with the thing. And I was like, I rolled down my window. And I was like, hey, I just wanted to say that I'm nervous because I got this kid in my bag. I'm like, I don't know how I can push this with a new kid.

She's so sweet. And your adrenaline's going up. Adrenaline is up. My dander is up. My adrenaline's up. And I was like, hey, listen, I just wanted to say I respect what you said about me driving too fast. And I will definitely. It's not like I'm trying to drive fast.

But sometimes I'll leave for things. And I'll definitely keep that in mind the request that you made for me to stop honking my horn is the most ridiculous request that anybody has made in history that is ridiculous beyond belief and you should know that and he's like well you know i i drive carpool all the time like great so do i i drive carpool all the time probably Probably more than you do. It's an old fashioned carpool. It's a carpool. It's a carpool. How much carpool do you drive? How much carpool?

Oh, no, he didn't. Oh, you drive into gymnastics every day? You drive into this? You go to a religious school pool? I do it on the weekend. I do it on the weekend. I drive all over the place. I drive carpool.

And I was like, I have never, no one has ever in the, I said, and he starts walking away. And I was like, I was like, let me tell you a story. And he's like, I don't have time for this. And starts walking away. And I was like, oh, really? I had time to listen to you lecture me yesterday. And he started to walking away. And I was like, let me tell you a story. And he's like, I don't have time for this. And he starts walking away. And I was like, oh really? I had time to listen to you lecture me yesterday and he started to walk away.

I was like, I have a next door neighbor and she doesn't have an electronic garage door opener and every time she pulls up to the house, she has to hog to get her husband

who's a fake Marine to come out and have him open the garage. Unload your baggage. Fake Marine is unbelievable. Have him open the garage door. How many, ask how many times I've asked, told her to stop honking. Zero.

Because nobody asked that. Nobody. And he's walking away. And I was like, last thing, I was like, honk, honk. That's it. And I was like, yep. And then this poor girl's in the backseat like, oh my God. Oh my God.

Daisy's father is cracking up. He's going mental. He's going mental He's going mental So that I literally was like Those confrontations you have with people Yeah Cause I'm like

If I see this guy again I'm just gonna just walk by him And just drive by him Shake my head I'm gonna lay on some horn From here on out And be like Boo

Boo Boo to you And everything that you're doing Boo A lot of honking today. A lot of honking. How's your carpool going? It did feel good to honk.

It did feel good to honk. It feels good to honk. Lay the horns. I was like, oh yeah, you're walking away from me. I don't get to adhere to what you're asking me to do. So forget about it. Every day you should honk. Every day.

Every day. Three times. Thun, thun, thun. There's nothing anyone can do. I don't know how your horn sounds. I'm just guessing. That's what I think your horn sounds like. Thun, thun, thun. I like your version how your horn sounds. I'm just guessing. That's what I think your horn sounds like. I like your version of my horn.

I hope somebody rips that sound of you doing that clean and makes that their text notification. So the family has just welcomed their third child, Freya. And Mrs. Sandstrom is looking to go under the needle once more. However, this time she promises to be better prepared. Quote, I'm going to write it down on a piece of paper and check it over 10,000 times. The paper's not the problem. Check with the artist. Get ready to start.

Not the piece of paper. Frayla? Get ready to start. Frayla. I was going to say Frida. Friar. Friar. I hope you like Eric Clapton, honey, because your new name is Layla.

Frayla. You got me on my knees. Frayla. Zickler would be throwing out, hey, hey, Frayla. Hey got me on my knees. Frayla. Zickler would be throwing out, hey, hey, Frayla. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you got it. Hey, Frayla. Hey, hey, Frayla. Kevin.

Kevin. Hey, hey, Frayla. All right, guys. That's our mini story with Emma Arnold. Hey. Oh. Please, please, please do yourself the pleasure and the privilege of getting her new special Yes, Please.

What's the website address? It's EmmaArnoldComedy.com. Boom. website address? It's EmmaArnoldComedy.com. Boom. That's so easy. EmmaArnoldComedy.com. Check it out. And the festival that you do. Yes.

Oh, yeah. I co-run a festival with Dylan Haas in Boise, Idaho. That's so great. Dan has done it and headlined it and done really well. What time of year is that festival usually? It's September 6th through 9th. And this year, Canaan is our main headliner. But you should look at our lineup.

208 Comedy Fest. It's great. We had somebody come from Chicago last year. And somebody also came from Australia. It's a fun festival. People come from all over. Boise is a really cool town. So if you're thinking, hey, I want to check out Boise.

And I actually want to go there at a time when something really cool is going on. This is a great opportunity. 208 Comedy Festival. It's worth your time and money. Anytime you're in town, please come and do our show. And at some point, I'm going to go on your Instagram. We've got to see the tiger. You've got to see the tiger.

You've got to take the tiger by the tail. Slave hamster. Oh, shit. We've got to get back to work. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum. Dum, dum, dum, dum.

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