Dumb People Town - Eric Jackowitz - Rogue Sanchez

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

Comedian and musician Eric Jackowitz (Wolves Of Glendale) stops by as Daniel describes a man that hijacked a front-loader and police responded with a another front-loader, Randy explains how children destroyed an expensive home, and Jason warns against texting another woman in front of your girlfriend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

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Hey, Tatties. Welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population. Population. Population Jackowitz. Eric Jackowitz. The third? Is it the third? Is it the fourth?

The wolves of Glendale. The wolves of Glendale. If you don't know the wolves of Glendale. The drummer for the wolves of Glendale. Okay, so the wolves of Glendale. I don't know how you guys came to me or your band came to me. I think I... Did someone suggest?

It might have been Scott Rogowski, our dear friend. That checks out. Came and saw you guys when you were in the East Coast, didn't he? Yep, he saw us in- Connecticut? Connecticut, and he brought us three different types of New Haven pizza. Okay, so he's the greatest. Rags may have told me about you, but I think I already knew.

The song Olivia, my daughter's best friend is Olivia. I love it. It gets so weird in the middle the new album is just fantastic and we do a music episode every year Randy and I of our sports podcast and we talk about some of our favorite songs that came out within this calendar year and yours is

on my list what Olivia is on my list for 2020 we'll talk about all this stuff we got dumb stuff to get into Eric why are we wasting time promoting yourself? And the fact that you are gym friends with Dan. Yes. When you walked in, Dan, please.

This was the greatest thing. Oh, I just was like, Eric. And then we were like, oh, yeah, we work out together every day. No, it was more of a, Eric? Like, my workout. I think you guys are long-lost brothers. Yeah, right. You just have spotted him.

Shout out Go Tribe. Shout out Go Tribe. Shout out right. You guys have spotted him. Shout out Go Tribe. Shout out Go Tribe. Shout out Go Tribe. Shout out Cricket. Shout out Cricket. It did look like. Shout out Kira. Shout out Michelle.

You guys were in. What's that plane press show? Yellow Jackets. Yeah, Yellow Jackets. Like it felt like for a moment you guys had gone through 30 years ago a Yellow Jackets experience. Oh, I thought you said we ate our volleyball team members 15 years ago. You ate your trainers. Eric? Did we eat our volleyball team members 15 years ago. Did you eat your trainers?

Eric? Did we? I just fully faint on the floor. Did we flambe a classmate? All right, go ahead. So Daniel, you've got the first story. Ready?

Sent it by Needles at Patrick Foy, F-O-Y-E. Needles? What? New person. I like it. So our fans,

just so you know, Eric, our fans can on X, we still do it on X Twix on Twix at Sklod Brothers at Daniel Van Kirk hashtag dumb people town then that way we know who sent it in first got it also send us all the stuff for our Patreon too guys if you want to sign up for that oh yeah hey by the way if you have a join our Patreon and if you have a crazy story this works real fun 213-839-8322 you can leave a voicemail and we like just listen to it and break it down let's hop into it ready for this yeah man who hijacks front loader leaves

only one option for police to shoot murder i don't know what is the option why i know by the way there's been a man who hijacks front loader leaves only one option for police there's a lot so it's like uh it's like a big thing of equipment that i'm assuming huge truck like a scooper oh yeah like a tonka truck yeah okay got it yes by the way there's been a lot of that going we did a story recently where a guy uh into walmart drove into walmart like but rammed into it turned into a drive-thru right like william h macy and magnolia yes totally gwinnett county georgia gwinnett county police had a massive problem on their hands on saturday when they heard that someone hijacked a 75,000 pound industrial front loader from a waste management facility on Corley Road in unincorporated

Norcross. If you want to add that to the Yes. Why are people leaving their keys in their front loaders? Just I know 100% lock it. Do any of us know that you need a key for sure? I don't know. Oh, I'm assuming you walk by or maybe it's a or maybe it's like Tesla. It's

like on your phone push button. Yeah, dude, these these front loaders are getting like crazy in terms of the app. Do you have the front loader app? Exactly. What front loaders are nearby me? It's not a freaking lime scooter. You can hot wire a front loader. Front loader, not the dating app you think it is.

Hey. Or is it? I mean, back loader. Front loader is just for people who want to do missionary sex. Yeah. It's just front. You don to do missionary sex. Yeah. It's just... You don't want to promise? You promise?

Just gay men who want to do missionary sex. That's fun, too. Frontloader. The front way. Yes. There you go. Anyway. Look at each other.

The front way. We look like we do frontloader workouts. Frontloader workouts. Up. Okay, here we go. Remarkable. Let's take it easy. All right.

Remarkable dash and body camera footage shows officers and employees attempting to stop the man at the wheel so employees were there and he tried to steal it the employees there there's a quote stated that an ex-employee who had been fired back in september here we go on the premises and was driving one of the pieces of equipment around the property, said Corporal Ryan... Winderweedle. Stop it. No. This is not real.

Yeah. And after all, you're my Winderweedle. Wow. Darius Rucker's version of Winderweedle is so good. Rock me mama like a Winderweedle. Hand away, you freedle. Brad freedle.

Ryan Winderweedle. If you were having an issue with an officer and you're like, can I get your name and badge number? Of course you can. It's Ryan Winderweedle. Got it? Winderweedle. Don't give me a fake name, officer. Or the Amazon Woody Allen show with Kate Winslet, Winder Weedle. Exactly. I love it.

I saw Winder Weedle. It's really hard to spot them. They're high in trees, like really high in trees. And you see them just for a second, they'll knock on the wood for a second. Winder Weedle also feels like a TV show that new parents are talking to each other about watching with their kids. You guys into Winderweedle yet? Oh, yeah.

Every day in our house is Winderweedle. He's from the associate producer of Baby Deer or whatever it's called. Baby Reindeer. That's a whole other kid's show. That's a whole other kid's show. That's a fun one. But things went from bad to worse when he floored on the gas pedal and took it out of the facility and onto the public road. So do you think there were people, and I ask you this, Eric,

do you think there were employees who didn't know that he was fired and just was like, oh, that's Jeff. What's his name? Do you know his name yet? Yeah, I can give you his name now. I'll give it to you later. It is Eddie Sanchez. So they're just like, oh, Eddie's just driving that thing around.

Classic Eddie. And then someone's like, you know he was fired. And they're like, oh, no. Stop him. Get him out of there. That's a dirty Sanchez. So he floors it. That's a rogue Sanchez.

Rogue Sanchez. He floors it. Oh, boy. The front loader erratically barreled down public roads towards Saturday traffic on Jimmy Carter Boulevard. And you know he doesn't want that. No. Was he drunk?

Jimmy Carter Boulevard? Was Jimmy Carter Boulevard? Jimmy Carter Boulevard sounds like a dope rapper. Yeah. on jimmy carter boulevard and you know he doesn't want that no was he drunk jimmy carter boulevard was jimmy carter boulevard sounds like a dope rapper yeah jimmy carter boulevard is it he jumped into the beef it's only jimmy carter if it's little jimmy carter yeah baby jimmy carter or he dropped the lil and he's mad when people still call him little jimmy carter boulevard he's like oh it's just jcb now yesvard. He's like, oh, it's just JCB now. Yes. It's just JCB. There's no L.

That's his shine box. That's his version of go get your shine box. Go get your shine box. In that moment. If you don't know, that's a Goodfellas reference. I can't help you. Go get your shine box. Someone said that now there is a warning at the beginning that says these cultural stereotypes against.

No. What, unlike Max? No, it had to be unlike TBS. I don't know. Maybe. TNT. But there's now a trigger warning. I'm like, for what?

I'm watching Goodfellas. Martin Scorsese. Also, I'm pretty sure he just made a movie about people he saw growing up. Also, it's fictitious. It's not trying to. It's a good point as well. Also, hot take, Casino's better. Whoa. Sorry.

That is a hot take. He's trying to beat us over the head with a phone. You thought De Niro was the best portrayal of a Jewish person you'd ever seen? Ace Rothstein? Absolutely. I think it's the mob at its most mobbiest it's way too long i just don't believe that guy's that smart and then that stupid just actually kill i just like that joe pesci is doing james wood's character just kill

james wood's character right but james pesci is doing what he thinks is a can't james pesci joe pesci is doing what he thinks is a can city accent and it's like just it's all everything is all over the place it's all over the map that's what i love about it i love it it's funny i mean rickles rickles is great this is great although have you seen the outtakes from that like there's oh when he yells at him learn your lines learn your lines yeah when he's yelling at danilo danilo's crying laughing oh it was the money they pay you can't you can't learn two lines you put it on everything and he's lifting up that's the thing about de niro is that he writes and same with uh brando was that way too everything was written everywhere on the set so he picked something up and the lines no way everything those are his lines i watched last tango in paris last night now it's funny to think of he's doing

that anytime he picks something up why is he looking out the window? He has a far off mysterious stare. No, he's looking up there, reading his lines. He's reading the lines. Dan, we told you. So when he's like, a little bit, he's looking at his phone. A little bit. A little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. Same scene. Callback. Same scene. Okay, so he goes down Jimmy Carter Boulevard, where they don't want any of that business. Little Jimmy Carter Boulevard. Little Jimmy Carter.

In that moment, the police didn't have anything big enough to stop the massive machine. Yeah, what would you use? As officers worked with state troopers to keep his path clear, another Gwinnett County officer hatched a plan back at the waste management facility. Grab another one. How fast is it, the officer asked? Front loader fight. Oh, my God.

Did I watch that? Anybody want to guess how fast these things can go? 17 miles an hour. Yeah, 7 miles an hour. 20 miles an hour. 30 miles per hour. Whoa, that's fast. So back at waste management,

everybody else is dealing on JC Boulevard, right? You got to think outside the window. Back at waste management, a cop goes, how fast is that is that and the employee responds they can probably get up to about 30 miles per hour cop says quote okay grab that pointing to another front loader dude i told you fire with fire let's go front loader with front loader you called it rand it's a this is evil front loader against the good one. We're like holding people. Let them go.

Let them fight. Let them fight it out. This is essentially the plot to Pacific Rim. Right. That's a great movie. Or Fast and the Furious 15. This would be the end

of a John Woo movie. Right. Yes. Like in the 90s. Yes. Or an opening to a 90s Michael Bay movie. Right.

Like with the car chase scene that makes no sense and doesn't need to 100 percent hasn't driven a lot of years fight they fall off the thing and then the guy jumps off and like dusts himself off and goes to work right right did i get my job back yeah you proved yourself today eddie all right or just to the coffee guy two sugars right right right gets off the thing he's like looks like someone blew a front load and then just walks off no what was he gonna say

I want him to oh I thought he was gonna say like like it's an FBI training simulator and it ended and he goes alright 100% yeah we need you

to save the earth the way you handle that backhoe we're sending you up you made one mistake yeah goes 30 miles per hour check your rear view.

Why don't you front load that back? Grab that. Quote, quick, quick, quick, the cop said. Police escorted the current waste management employee in the second front loader. So it is like Armageddon. They hired the only you can do this job. This is like Furiosa. Rather than show a cop how to drive a front loader, we're going to take the management employee and deputize him to be a cop.

This is Armageddon on the streets of Jimmy Carter Boulevard. We're sending up the construction workers to the meteor. Police escorted the employee in that second front loader up. Now, how far away do you think Eddie Sanchez had gotten? Oh. At 30? Fast Eddie Sanchez? Yes.

He's probably like a mile and a half away. Eric? Yeah, two miles. Okay. I think he's three miles away. He got five miles away. Oh. He's out there.

He could have gone faster. He's obviously screwing around. Five miles is like my house to your house. Probably running errands. It's far. I mean, you can max that thing out. So now, second front-roller hauling ass up Jeremy Carter Boulevard with a police escort. Right?

And they're playing the song from Footloose when the two tractors go at each other. Yes. And his shoelace gets that. Yes. Was it that song? I think it was I Need a Hero. I Need a Hero. Yeah.

I think it was I Need a Hero. I need a hero. Yeah. Wait, was that from Footloose? Yeah. I thought it was Flashdance. Okay. I Need a Hero is from that moment.

Maniac is Flashdance. When his foot gets the strings get tied around the thing and he can't get them out. What was the one from Streets of Fire? Diane Lane. Oh, I don't know. No idea. Talking about sliding doors. Second front loader up to nearly five miles to intercept the first one. Quote, they were trying to use the weight of that equipment

to stop this first individual Winder Weedle said. The video shows the plan working. The employee was able to flip Eddie Sanchez and the hijacked front loader. It's like BattleBots. I was going to say it's like BattleBots. I got it.

You're excited. Whoa. My God, he flipped him. He flipped him. Bro, he flipped him. He pulled him. That is now a dirty Sanchez. I need a hero.

Boom. Okay. How'd he die? He flipped his front loader. Flipped him in the front loader. If you're the second employee, how excited are you? They're like, I have been waiting my life. You've been deputized.

Police escort. Permission to destroy. Yeah. You get to live out every kid dream. I'm going to knock over this front loader with the front loader. Dan, is that the name of this movie? Every Kid Dream. Permission to Destroy.

Permission to Destroy. Deconstruction. Well, I mean, this guy seems like he was a real nuisance at work, so it probably was awesome to just totally wreck this guy. This guy stole my 18 kitchen infractions. That's for drinking my diet coke in the fridge. Boom.

He has his own axe to grind. His own front loader to grind. It for leaving the toilets the shit in the toilet seat yeah for never flushing he just yells call her again when he like yeah after the roughly half hour ordeal police arrested the man they identified as eddie sanchez of delaware shots fired at delaware while sanchez hadn't worked at the site since september officers said he had done the same thing just days earlier, but didn't leave the facility's yard, which means everybody who works there was like, let him go. Let him run it.

He's not leaving. What's he going to do? Leave the yard? And then he does. Right. Because he had to escalate. Because the first time they didn't care. They let him run it like a toddler.

I imagine the guy who followed him, like all this stuff's going on, and you see a guy, his hat's down, he's got a toothpick in his mouth, and they go up to him like, you ready to get him? And he takes the toothpick and throws it. He's like, he's got a toothpick in his mouth, and they go up to him like, you ready to get him? And he takes the toothpick and throws it, and he's like, I got him. Yeah, born ready. Born ready. Born ready, I guess.

Just a front loader shit in the morning. Just a front loader going 30 miles an hour. I thought you'd never ask. Yeah. So, he had to work this september comes back a couple days earlier runs his little front loader around nobody they don't call cops no why would they remarkably no other vehicles were damaged and no one else was hurt first responders took sanchez to the hospital for evaluation but he was later released and is now behind bars at the guinness

county jail waste management declined to comment on their employees' quick-thinking actions. Not the bad guy. Comment on the BA. Yeah, comment on the guy who just flipped them. Don't you have to get, then you got to get that front loader back up, right? Oh my God. That's going to be an ordeal. What's the sentence for hijacking a front loader?

That is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, Grand larceny. Theft. Okay, we'll get out of here on this. How old is Eddie Sanchez? Crazy Eddie Sanchez? Yes. He should open up an electronics store.

And I'll show you a pic afterwards. Okay. What do you think, Eric? He just got fired. Yep. Got fired back in September. Did it twice. I mean, this is like...

I would say late 40s. Pick an age. 48. 48. I'm going to say 41. 41 from Jersey late 40s. Pick an age. 48. 48. I'm going to say 41. 41 from Jersey. 57. Crazy Eddie Sanchez is, also in the picture you'll note, I don't know if it wants to affect

anybody's age, he's wearing two different socks. Okay, good. Oh. It is. Excuse younger. 38 years old. Wow. Excuse younger. Jason, 41. He looks like a nicholas cage character he does look like nicholas cage face off and i and by the way this is the truth so even though this guy did this and put people's lives in danger and was

kind of a jerk yes that the paramedics are like taking care of it you know like that he just got flipped in a front loader i know but i'm just saying like he even though he was a total jerk weedles by the book he is afforded that you got to take care of him and that's why we're a society let us not lose that sure even if someone steals a front loader you gotta put a strap in time in a week you don't make the straps too tight you just you know you're cool you're all right because you're arrested you're all right yeah because you're your life is over you're screwed you're going away for a long time it was already over when i lost this job brother all right all right all right kids when we come back we're going to find out what dan's got going on and talk a little wolves of glendale with eric jackowitz all good stuff it's dumb people town we're so happy

we'll see on the other side of the brain stick around make us down there's more dumb people town hey gang welcome back to the show. Before we get into what we can let people know about, how they can follow and support. I'm assuming you guys are doing some live dates, an album and all that stuff, as Jay mentioned, that came out this year. Daniel, first tell us, I want people to see Wine Club.

Tubi is Wine Club. My YouTube channel, Daniel Van Kirk Comedy on YouTube is Rose Gold. We have to get you up over 100,000 views on this. wine club to be is uh wine club my youtube channel daniel van kirk comedy on youtube is rose gold we have to get you up over a hundred thousand views on this i really want that to happen by the end of the year i think you will i absolutely think you will and i think it jumps 70 in a month wolves of glendale don't people town daniel van kirk our brother collaborations so i think it will make it i just love the clips coming out for that and then this july the 16th through the 21st i'll be at the lincoln lodge doing the hub city comedy week new material every night different theme shows super fun come hang out gonna be great chicago comics even some uh comics you've heard on this podcast they said they're gonna be in town they're gonna

show up i know adam kate and holland's gonna be there as well he's doing a show on friday night you should go see that and then um you might have already heard about this, but I have a podcast coming out here on all things comedy called The Midnight Air. It's an overnight radio podcast every single night, Monday through Friday. Episodes are about 30 minutes. I think you're really going to love it.

I hope you go check it out. Shades of the Midnight Hour from The Good Night Show. Yeah, a little bit of that, a little bit of that, a little bit more fun stuff, some different versions of things but still some stuff that carried over it's called the midnight air it's for people who can't go to sleep or don't want to oh i love this yeah drops at midnight uh maybe nine o'clock here but midnight on the east coast so go to danielvankirk.com to get it it doesn't matter when it drops you listen to it at midnight and then when you

can't fall asleep i love it you want uh eric let's talk about can we just lavish some praise on you and the band and just what a what an interest to cut through and be like okay this is a really good band music is great and then the lyrics go off the rails in the most hilarious ways songwriting is amazing it reminds me of like great sort of 70s rock like 70s smooth right that i love i mean i'm like knee deep in all that stuff at all times but original but original and all so good so uh you guys were profiled in rolling stone and you were like this was not the intent we did this just yeah talk to us about the origins the origins the direction and like how you got to this place yeah well thank you first of all of course um it means a lot that you're all fans i love it because we i mean ethan and i i've known ethan uh for about 15 years the guitar player yeah also glendale and we would watch your guys

stuff all the time i love it comedy central presents thank you let's go brother let's do it did you guys do invite them up we used to do invite them up all the time i had that cd ah yeah we were on there there you go borders books that's right um so yeah we um ethan and i have been you know friends since we were 15 years old we met at a musical summer camp yeah you did yes you did interlocking no but i do have friends that went to interlocking to you know jews in south florida doing musical summer camp and uh i ended up going to berkeley college of music great then ethan went to berkeley college of music because he knew me and he was studying cinema at university of central florida and he was like i don't want to do that yes And so we were in like a serious band.

We thought we were going to be in like Muse. Right. Or Radiohead. Right. And that didn't work out. So. What was the name of that band? Foxtrot.

Foxtrot. I like that name. It's a good name. Oh yeah. And so he moved to LA. I moved to New York to just be a session drummer. I was just, for 10 years, I was like a touring drummer. Playing with playing like other people yeah who would grab you and be like come out on tour

with us I would play with this guy Nick Waterhouse it was like sort of like the biggest gig I I or the most consistent gig I had but I've played with like Marcus Mumford oh yeah Blake Mills George Clinton amazing yeah just as a drummer incredible insane by the way, George Clinton. Amazing. Yeah. Just as a drummer. Incredible. Insane. By the way, George Clinton was all about keeping the time. 100%. I mean, the beat has to be good. If you want the funk, you got to play the funk.

Exactly. In time. Yeah. That's great. So I eventually moved out here with a gig just to play drums. And then I was living with Ethan. And then in between tours we started doing comedy and just writing funny songs and so we started a band with a

another guy um named jacob and we were called the cooties we were together for like five years started in 2015 no one wanted anything to do with you no i didn't want to touch you guys no um we did we did some cool stuff we we put conan we were like one of the last musical guests on conan when he had bands amazing which was sick for now great um so as that was that band was sort of imploding tom mcgovern the keyboardist of wolves of glendale was in new york City and he told his girlfriend at the time he goes I'm such a fan of this of these guys's band the cooties all I want to do is move to LA and if I could find a band like the cooties I would I would love that that would be my dream he manifested this absolutely that's amazing incredible so he came out here he came out here he hit us up on Instagram and was

like hey I'm in town I don't know you know you guys, but I would love to meet up. And he's a very successful musical songwriter in his own right. And so we're like, we love your stuff too. So you knew him. That's amazing. Yeah, we knew him. We just met him. And so on the first day of me meeting him, we wrote our song Vapin' in Vegas.

Which is so great. Thank you. And funny. And it has the recipe of great because it's familiar and great and then it goes into a crazy place. Totally. You say in the Rolling Stone,

you're like, oh, we knew right away that this was the right chemistry. So why is that? I'm curious, not to get so derailed because we have other dumb stories, but as we start to get into,

we've been in this business for a long time and projects come our way. Like, I remember we were writing the animated series. You know, we wrote a whole season of shows for Dumb People Town as an animated series. Those are the easiest things to write because we're like, it just came to us. It's like, of course, it flows like we have two projects right now that we're working on and they both just came to us in a very easy way. Yeah. I feel like that's the, is that kind of how you felt as you started to get into it?

Yeah. Well, I feel like, I mean, you guys know, cause you're brothers. Like, and so I would say to have not only musical things in common with three people, which is so hard. Remarkable. And on top of that have the same the pretty much identical same sense of humor yes that's great as like on as another layer i think that's why in that rolling stone article we're like this has to be this is too rare for it to

happen so uh for this because no one's writing a lyric that goes of this direction another person is like wait why are we doing this exactly everyone's like go farther i know a hundred percent so like we were writing a new song uh just yesterday and it's just it's so funny how how simpatico we all are with with on the same level so we're always trying to like top each other and whatever the funniest thing is wins because we all laugh the most great way to do it that's the way we feel on this came up with wolves of glendale is the name um i great name thank you i believe i suggested it in a text thread we were trying to come up with there was a bunch of things like someone said yeah right i don't honestly i don't remember but i just i just know that we were trying to come up with something like queens of the stone age great because we love them yes however we want it to be funny and funny and dumb yes and but also sounds hard right so

wolves are hard yeah glendale not so hard right and it's great and in that one sort of as we're coming up with the name of dumb people town you're you're like, you get what this show is from the title. From the title of your band, people know, oh, this is going to be a funny band. This is good. You get that they're... And then the lettering is phenomenal. It's kind of that heavy metal sort of a way.

Yeah, it's a kiss. So where can people follow to go see you guys live? And get your music and whatnot. Absolutely. Instagram. Yep. Wolves of Glendale. Yep, perfect.

We are not on X. Okay. I think it's Wolves O Glendale yep perfect we are not on x okay i think it's wolves oh glendale wolves on x but because there is there is a wolves of glendale we've never tweeted once crazy uh facebook and then youtube wolves of glendale and then spotify you can hear our debut album that follow them on spotify please always good and then we are in the middle of writing the second record now. So that's sort of our year right now is we're writing the second record. We already booked the recording session in September. Great.

Two weeks in Portland. And then we have the second album tour booked. Amazing. We're going to go to in october for two weeks and then we're gonna do a month and a half in america in november december which will be announced june 7th along with the first single great that's a lot ever need anyone to open for you we oh my god or the flip side is these guys should come do a live dumb people town oh my like largo or something we would love that yes let's figure

some of that out i love it okay all right ran i'm gonna jump in this story too okay ready all right now do you have kids you don't have kids do you know okay so we have kids this is gonna i don't know who to be mad at here and i need your guys help as we sort through this story this was sent in by brew pounder at brew pounder um and Brew Pounder, I wish his name was Drew, so we could call him Drew Pounder. Or CCH Brew Pounder. CCH Brew. Wire fans.

Shield fans. That's a wrestling name. CCH Brew Pounder. All right. Here's the, and again, I'm so mad at the kids, and I'm so mad at their parents and jason's gonna be like whatever you want to do to these kids this is my prediction i'm gonna see where the two not kid people fall children destroy couples expensive home with chainsaws axes in blank very long evil vandalism

spree and we'll find out how long it was wait their own kids we're gonna get into this a number of youths we'll get into how many destroyed a couple's six-bedroom home using chainsaws axes and sledgehammers to smash their antiques and even ruin the victim's wedding dress in a UK court heard last month. The group took tools from the owner's garage. Never leave your chainsaws out. Is that right? You've got to put those under glass. Why does anyone need a chainsaw? Can you think of a reason? If you live in a neighborhood? Damn way.

If you have a cabin, you constantly have to be taking branches off of trees. Cut your own firewood, Jay. Or they'll hang out over your branches and stuff like that. And you don't want to fall on your roof. Or you can also get a lot of your own firewood. And sledgehammers. And copies of Peter Gabriel's album, So.

Just kidding. To smash their antiques. I want to. And even ruin the victim's wedding. Okay. So they took it from the owner's garage and embarked on their. Okay. We're going to tell you how long it it is i don't want to give up the time vandalism spree in may last year causing how much in damages and we'll do it in u.s dollars how much in damages jay i know you're adding it up right now how much euro to dollar god i'm gonna say like we're not doing

euros or american dollars like 1.3 million in damages. I'm not even joking. I know. Yeah, I know. You could be. Really? Chainsaw, sledgehammers. And we don't know how much it's going to cost.

But I'm going to go $100,000. $100,000? What do you think, Eric? $250,000. Okay. So in May, causing $371,000 damages. Wow. To the how expensive house?

How expensive is the house now? Oh. Where in England is this? I don't know. It's like Island. Isle of Wight. What are you, up on Zillow? Yeah, he's up on Zillow.

Yeah, man. He tours. He knows you're right. I do know. Look, the band thing is one thing. I'm, man. He tours. He knows you're right. I do know. Look, the band thing is one thing. I'm also a real estate agent. Is this Leeds?

Because if it's not Leeds, what are we even really talking about? Is this Leicester? All right, so... The Leicester Chainsaw Massacre. The Leicester Chainsaw Massacre would be amazing. All right, so

Isle of Wight, W-I-G-H-T. That sounds rich. Yeah, so how expensive is the house? In U.S. dollars. I said $1.5 million. That's a good guess.

$1.5 million? What do you think, Daniel? It's a dream house. I'll go 2.2. 2.2? It's probably like a castle or something. We destroyed a castle! I'm going to say 3. One of you is exactly

right. Do you want to stay? I'm staying. No, I'm not switching, but I think you can. You can switch. You're allowed to switch. I want the over. I'm staying with 2.2. Get transfers in, You're allowed to switch. I want the over. I'm staying with 2.2. Okay, get transfers in, Tony's. And what do you think it is? Because this house is worth 1.5 million.

Whoa! So you were kind of right, too. All right, the youths aged as young as... We'll do this at the end, okay? Destroyed paintings, stained glass window, a chandelier, a grandfather clock, and had sprayed science agatha christie i saw i saw a video the other day of like a woman spray painting on an old

painting and then cutting it up with like a razor blade like jack nicholson in a in a movie in a in an art gallery oh it's a protest yeah oh yeah yeah you dummy that was just like hundreds of years old like it can't be replaced make your point make your point better you guys ever been at a party where people were destroying the house yes do you know the story we told you this yeah we haven't told you the story oh my god this is the best okay so like okay so our friends are in their friends had a band that you would have loved you would have because they are the most okay they're a band they were a band called detroit in minneapolis they were detroit in minneapolis they were amazing they did they called their music

flesh rock so it was they did a rush medley a medley of rush songs that ended not with a rush song but with triumph lay it on the line because triumph like rush power trio from canada that's how fucking good these guys are and they had so so many funny songs. We'll maybe play one later if we can. But they had friends. We would go to Minneapolis to do shows, and then we'd jump on their show late night. And then after one show late night, they're like, we're going to our friend's house. The house is getting destroyed tomorrow.

It's literally getting razed tomorrow. So we go to this party. And at the party, this is no joke. It was a fucking demo party. Someone threw a football through the window. And no joke it was a demo party someone threw a football through the window and like and you're just sitting there talking to someone and you kick through a door kick through the wall and it was like the most fun thing to do this should be an hgtv show party crashers and you go to houses that are being demoed you throw a huge party and

you get to destroy it and that's the most rock and roll so you don't have to pay for the demo these people demo it for you yes i mean people ripping cabinet doors off of things like going crazy so we call the night and so we were talking to them the next day we're like dude that was the most fun party i've ever been to throwing stuff like out windows and stuff and they're like oh oh, we screwed up. That actually, that house is not. He got bad information. Oh my God. That house is not being raised. That's a movie. Right?

Were you like, I'm going to prison? No, well, thank God, like, we are so far removed from anyone who knew anyone there. We were like, got on a plane and left. But I was like, someone is in trouble. So they did all this. Grandfather Clark sprayed bleach, oil paint, creosote, and ketchup throughout the house, according to Island Echo's report.

Water had gushed across the bathroom after taps were ripped off, and the group had fashioned a slip and slide on the floor. Well, now I'm back on board. Right. Mahogany windowsills had been carved into, and graffiti was daubed on the walls according to the report the court also heard that they used the couple's tools to chop down a palm tree and attempted to set a tractor mower on fire and i hate these people mindless and it looks like a

whirlwind has been through the property said homeowner joanne pitterd pittard and a victim statement read to the court we were horrified at the evil said homeowner Joanne Pittard. Pittard. Hoisted on her own. Pittard. Hoisted on her own. And a victim statement read to the court, we were horrified at the evil vandalism and attempts at arson on our property. It will take a long time to recover financially and emotionally from this event.

An estate agent said the damage for the property had devalued the house between, like devalued the house, now what it's worth, between $309,000 and $371,000. Wow. Whoa. Wow.

And nothing worse than British graffiti, too. And that was after the couple had spent how much on repairs? How much did they spend on repairs to try and fix this? $500,000. Oh, so they repaired all the damage. They tried to repair all the damage. And it still knocked it down. Oh, and it still?

Yeah, it still knocked it down after the repair. Oh, $150,000. $150,000. What do you think, Eric's still knocked down after the repair so 150,000 150,000 what do you think eric how much they spent 200k what do you think jay 400k get your answers in they only spent 42,000 they should have spent more 42 300 or they got in for 42 and they're like hey it's not gonna make a difference yeah stop spending money then how many this is the craziest thing about it all right so how many kids so how many youths do you think did this is a great guessing this is a great guessing story how many youths do we know how much time they had so how long did the spree happen in the month of may do we know

how old they are we're gonna do that at the end okay i'm gonna go six kids six kids what do you think i'm gonna say 10 kids and for how long oh eight hours eight hours What do you think? I'm going to say 10 kids. And for how long? Eight hours. Eight hours? What do you think? I think they had a month. A month. Six kids did this over the course of a month.

Right. I'm going to say four kids. Very disappointing. And I would say they did it in an evening. In an evening? You said eight hours. Okay. Yeah.

One of you is exactly right on the time. It's a month. And one of you is one year is exactly right on the time. It's a month. And one of you is one year off on the number of kids. Or one kid off. One kid off. One kid off on the number of kids. I mean, I'm going to stick with a month, but I'll go seven kids. Okay.

Eight hours, nine kids. Eight hours, five kids. Okay. Get your answers in, Townies, because it was a month and there were seven kids we'll do their ages at the end all right they admitted to the court that double criminal damage to the property and express regret and remorse for their actions uh six of them were ordered to pay how much of them were ordered to pay how much so what one set each uh the seventh one just filmed it i don't know just each one each one we're 50 000 what do you think that'd be a guy because you're close to

the 300 000 yeah yeah i'm gonna go 75 000 what do you think i'm gonna take the under 25 000 each of them were asked to pay eighteen hundred dollars how effed up is this? Is there like an insurance thing? In compensation. It's probably the maximum fine. In 12-month referral order, which means they're sentenced to 12 months community service. Young offenders work with a community panel and agree on a contract to address their behavior.

The seventh teenager is due for sentencing later this month speaking to these kids in court the isle of white magistrates chairman keith jones said quote your behavior has been appalling an absolute disgrace to all of you island echo reported we will get out of here on this give me an age range of these seven kids how old are these seven kids you or we could just do what do you think what's the youngest age you could do youngest is 10 yeah let's do youngest there's a 10 year old i'm gonna go the runt i'm gonna go at eight years old okay one of the kids brothers he's like he's got a right right right gotta bring him he's a total pyro like he's being cool about like you'll like him he's such no he'll be quiet he's to be the craziest one out of all of us. He's faster than you think.

He's faster. Dude, he knows how to use a chainsaw. He can get into the vents. He will get in the vents and he will mess this house up. Why are we so mad at this house? I don't know, but the kid hates it. He's light. We can throw him up in the water.

We can throw him up in the water. We got to bring him. It was his idea. Okay. Eight-year-old Nate. He'll narc on us. What do you think? Youngest kid.

The youngest kid is probably 12. 12. Okay. Get your answers in, Tally's. And then we'll do the oldest. What do you think? Youngest kid. The youngest kid is probably 12. 12. Okay. Get your answers in, Tally's. And then we'll do the oldest. What do you think the oldest kid was? 17. Uh-huh.

15. Oldest kid? Yeah. 16. Okay. Just kidding. Seven kids. I mean, hundreds of thousand dollars worth of damage on this house.

Four years old. Toddler. That's not good. I thought, hundreds of thousand dollars worth of damage on this house. Four years old. Toddler. I thought this was crazy. They are between the ages. He's four and they're like, you like hitting it? You like that? Does he like that? Does he like it? It's fun, right? He'll just swing the hammer until he's done.

What if I just said three and five? That's not what it is. Between the ages of 11 and 15. Oh, right. There you go. 15. But 11 to me is shocking. Yeah, that's young.

That is shocking. That's one year older than your daughter, Jay. Little hooligan. Boys suck. So I think, listen. They might not all be boys. It was all girls. We don't know.

So this is what I think, and I am curious to hear. Terrible twos. Terrible twos. sure we don't know so this is what i think and i am curious to hear terrible stories right terrible twos what i think is their parents should have to pay for and well they're going to get a civil parents insurance that 1800 has to be the maximum destruction of property fine the civil suit is all the parents will have to pay for gross negligence yeah insurance or whatever like a month you didn't know what these kids were doing for a month to cover for basically you're gonna get a brand new house which sucks that there was stained glass but you would get it replaced like they didn't get hurt you're 11 years old with a chainsaw and i think they should get it's on the kids they should get what do you think should

happen in the case you'll be allowed to hit them yeah with a stick like really no you know what they should do just stick with a broom with a paddle those the people whose house got fucked up yes they should get

they should get 40 minutes in each kid's bedroom to do whatever they want in there and it cannot be changed or repaired

for two months right I'd take a shit in there I'm telling you a lot of people would want to destroy the bed

all you want to do is kick out one leg of the bed because would kick out because that is miserable i actually would i would use a chainsaw and saw it off and just move it over a little bit so if you got on the bed the whole thing right yeah i mean yes i just that is just it's insane to me and again where are their parents i know i don't think i think when I was 11, I was never left alone. I think this is the new version of Oliver. Yeah.

Yeah. I think what should happen is they should all. Wait a little bit. Oh, look. Wait a little bit. Oh, look. I love it so much. Their story number two.

Wait, what were you going to say? I was going to say, I think the punishment should be like in classic British countryside punishment. They should be put into a giant wicker man. Yes. And light it on fire. Light it on fire. Literally an Irish burning man.

Or like a Flowers in the Attic situation. British burning man. Where they are Anne Frank-ing it for a few years. I think these kids, and I mean this, should not be able to see the light of day for a month. Oh my God. Just get them in a van. No lights for a month. I'm not saying solitary.'m just saying like they can't they don't know what time

psychological damage like they should make an old boy they put him in a hotel room and give him a dumpling every day they each get a construction job for three months you really want to do this right let's go demo this house and like and they get yelled at yelled at like workers get to yell at them right and curse at them and kick them and hit them a little bit you can hit them a little bit you can run them over with a front loom

with a front loom alright that's story two story two down in the books Jay give us a little taste of what we're gonna do a jealous girlfriend goes a little over the top I cannot wait to hear

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and then the downtown Dallas Hyenas on the 20th. Great clubs. Great clubs in Dallas. And then on Friday and Saturday of that same weekend, the 21st and 22nd, we'll be at Houston. Maybe Dan Van Kirk will be there. It'll be a blast.

At the Secret Group. It's a really cool spot. I love it, and we're very excited about it. And so just check superscholars.com for all that. We have a tagging on Monday the 25th that we're doing at Largo. I think it's Tuesday the 25th.

Is it Tuesday the 25th? Are you sure? Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, 23, 24, 25. That would be the 25th. Right. We'll do that and then figure that out. But again, superschoolarts.com for all that stuff. We're working on Kevin Hart's Olympic show this summer, which we'll probably hopefully

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Okay, here we go. This is sent in by Matthew Friedman at Not Your Average Matt. Thanks, Matt. Woman accused of stabbing boyfriend after she saw him texting another woman.

I get it. It's a little escalated. Fair, right? It's a little escalated. It seems like the correct i feel like it's not even a knife normal people down stabbed her with stabbed him with a who knows i just wouldn't yeah a spork here we go duncan oklahoma uh kswo great news uh an oklahoma woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend after she saw him texting another woman. KSWO reported that Duncan police

America does run on Duncan. I need to say. On Duncan police. They don't even eat donuts. This police. Hey, it's Duncan police. The Duncan police is like a police force inside of Duncan donuts. We need to make the commercial

campaign for Duncan police. Do you have a fritter? Get a fritter in his hand now. Less hazelnut in that coffee. All right, here we go. More hazelnut. Isn't there like default flavor hazelnut? He just shoots a shot of flavor.

He comes in with a pump and he's like, don't make me bump it. Don't make me bump it. Open up the glass. Yeah, I fired shots. Two shots. Two shots of hazelnut double shot uh duncan police arrived at creekside apartments on march 17th after receiving a call that neighbors heard yelling coming from patrick's day yeah this is the saint patrick's day fight this is the saint patrick's stab me i'm irish i don't think that's the phrase is that it uh

when authorities arrived they saw blood around the door and causeway. You don't want that. Dude, there's blood on the causeway. If you're a cop, you at least put- Is that a door's lyric? I was going to say that's the title of our second record. Blood on the causeway? Blood on the causeway.

Blood on the causeway. I love it. Okay, on the causeway. And when the authorities arrived, blood on the causeway and when the authorities arrived blood on the causeway an officer then grabbed a sledgehammer

from his vehicle and broke down the door wait what they're like Dave we don't need to do that we can just let's just check to see if it's open

and it was authorities found and we're not gonna tell you how old she was Natalie Chairs C-H-A-I-R-E-S Chairs Chairs.

Chairs. In a room and asked her to put her hands up. She was then handcuffed and taken into custody. Police went back to search the apartment and found a man in the bedroom closet wrapped in a blanket. What? What is he? Suffering from two stab wounds. A gift. In the left arm and armpit.

It's Laurie Strode. He's hiding in the closet. That's right. Which will allow him to text this woman a lot. Right. in the left arm and armpit. He's hiding in the closet. That's right. Which will allow him to text this woman a lot. Right. He's got one free arm. Give me a few minutes to text this woman.

Don't come over here. Is it his texting arm? I mean, he was right to try and get out of this relationship. I mean, that's a red flag. It is a bit of a red flag. This isn't Narnia. You're not going anywhere but in the closet. During the investigation, Claire's chairs admitted to being under the influence of alcohol and marijuana when she stabbed her boyfriend. Don't drink marijuana.

Marijuana doesn't make you want to stab someone. It was probably the best thing you did that day. We probably made it just the armpit. Yeah. Imagine if she wasn't on weed. To the neck. To the neck. Also, weed makes you slower.

Your reaction time is... I always love when they're like wheat like Sha'Carri Richardson, the runner, the sprinter. Got busted for weed. I'm like, that is not performance enhancing.

I don't think. He did it despite being on weed. She did. Yeah, okay. Right, that's right. If you're dating somebody and they threaten to stab you, leave. Yeah. Immediately. Because if they've already. If you're dating somebody and they threaten to stab you, leave.

Yeah. Immediately. Because if they've already gone there in their mind, he didn't leave. He didn't leave. I'd be like, I'm out. He rolled up. Don't think you can talk through this. He went into a burrito, a blanket burrito, and got in the closet.

That's right. Armpit stab. Extra hot sauce. He could have died. She also allegedly blamed the incident on being, quote, a little bit crazy. She blamed it on being hot. You know little bit crazy. She blamed it on me. You know me. Cheris.

I mean, listen. Can I get off on that? You know us Cherises. We're a little bit crazy. Can I put it on there that I'm a little bit crazy? You know what happens? You get a stack of Cherises together. It's a little.

Okay. However, police also interviewed the man, and he told authorities. She a lot crazy. That he texted his aunt. That's what he was saying. Oh, my gosh told authorities that he texted his aunt that's what he was saying the other one was his aunt I don't know if I believe that he texted his aunt you up

I don't know if you're going to text your aunt you up it's somebody he saved as aunt Aunt Marsha Aunt Carol what are you wearing Aunt Carol what are you going to do to me I miss you so much right now I've been a naughty boy What are you wearing, Aunt Carol? What are you wearing? What are you going to do to me, Aunt Carol? Why don't you get out of that? I miss you so much right now, Aunt Carol.

I've been a naughty boy, Aunt Carol. Get in the bath, Aunt Carol. Yeah. What? I'm texting my aunt. I'm texting my aunt. What? What?

I can't have this relationship. I'm making sure she's taking your diabetes medication. I can't have this relationship with my aunt. I love her. You still lactate, Aunt Carol? What? Squirt some of that in my face, Aunt Carol. Pictures or it didn't happen, Aunt Carol.

Jesus. Well, I hope they never date again. I know. Chairs was charged with assault and battery by means of force, likely to produce death. We'll get out of here on this. How old? How old?

Self-admitted. Self-admitted crazy chairs. A little bit crazy Natalie Chairs. How old is she? I'm going to say NC is 26 years old. I was going in the, I think 29. Yeah, I would say 27. Okay, we're right in the same grouping.

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like I want to go when you're in LA I want to and then we'll figure out a way that we can hop on stage together. We'd love nothing more.

Okay. Done. Done and done. And Daniel, watch Rose Gold. Watch Wine Club. Go see him in Chicago. Come see us in Dallas and Houston. And this woman, this crazy-ass woman, 19-year-old Natalie Chairs.

19? 19 years. 19. Wow. 19-year-old. Girl. She's got some growing up to do. You do have growing up to do.

Maybe he was texting his aunt. Write that shit. You're right. Do you know aunt You're right He probably was He's texting get this woman away from me Happy St. Patrick's Day It's like it's a stab in the dark Is it a girl? St. Patrick's Slay

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