Dumb People Town - Geoff Tice - Mild for Teacher

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

A man runs out on his bill at a strip club.

Star Pains, I know. Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population to you. Population Tice. Jeffrey Tice. Jeffrey Dumb People Town. Population U. Population Tice. Jeffrey Tice. Jeffrey Tice. Hello. Welcome, dude.

Thank you so much for having me. I am beyond excited to be here. If you have seen us in Denver, Colorado, you have seen us work with this great, great comedian. And if you have come out to our shows or seen the incredible posters that are made, I think we have to honor the fact that this dude is an insane artist. Yeah, amazing. And we basically- is an insane artist. Yeah, amazing. And we basically- Not an insane artist like Van Gogh, but an insane artist like Van Gogh.

No, he's not going to cut a body part off. No, no, but he's insanely good. That's the direction it's going. Is it? Yeah, absolutely. What are you cutting off? What do you have to cut off? I can't copy Van Gogh,

but we'll figure something out. We'll figure something out. That's fine. Yeah, you don't want to be a hack. No, you don't want to be a hack crazy person. You don't want to be a hacker. All right. Just slice it off.

Thank you. But he is fantastic. And the new poster for the new tour, the 2020 tour Jeff did, which is fantastic. And it'll be out at all of our live shows, which we'll sign for you. And they're fantastic. We'll get into when those are and what's coming up on all that. But Jeff, the world's getting dumber, which I know we've spoken about at length with you. The only way to fight back is through comedy.

Dan gets great stories sent to us by our wonderful fans. Thank you, fans, for sending those in. Let's jump into one while we have Ticey right here. Ready? Yep. Okay. This is from somebody who did it right. At Daniel Van Kirk.

Hashtag dumb people town. Here we go. Yes. This is from Big Al. At big underscore underscore. Two underscores? Al 999. So the two underscores weren't enough to separate him from all the other Big Al's.

Right. Neither was any number lower than 999. By the way. It was his number in high school. Big Al 999. That's taken. Right.. Big Al 999. That's taken. Right. Big Al underscore 999.

Also taken. Right. I wonder if it's also the Big Al. There's a famous strip club in Peoria called Big Al's. I think now is the time. I've never been. We should alert everyone that our mother is in the room. Yes.

Stan talks about famous strip clubs in Peoria. Right into it. Well, you're from in the room. Yes. Stan talks about famous strip clubs in Peoria. Right into it. Well, you're from St. Louis. Yeah. So I'm sure she's driven past it, seen it. I'm just doing this to work my way through Bradley University. There you go. All right.

OK. Here we are. Ready? Yes. Let's do it. All right. Thanks, Big Al, for sending that to me. I'll read you the headline. Organ lawyer refuses to pay for lap dance.

Leaves cops on foot chase near strip club, authorities say. So we're keeping it in the same range. Yeah, we are. So he got the lap dance, refused to pay for the lap dance. And you know it's a lawyer, he's going to parse the language. Was she really on my lap? Right. Where was she?

Exactly. Where does my lap start? Yeah. Yeah. It's all conjecture. When does the dance start? It's all conjecture. It's what he just said. It's all conjecture. When does the dance start? It's all conjecture. It's what he just said.

It's all conjecture. Right. And it also depends on how long is the song. Maybe he's not happy that he picked a very short song. He might have come in at the end of the song, which is always a bad thing. You come in at the end of the song, and then there you go, and then it's done. But there is not... I'm assuming there's not a lot of quality control on a lap dance.

You can't be like, you know what? This wasn't great. I'd love to exchange it for another one. I don't think there's a return policy. It's ultimately on you to pick correctly up front. That's right. But you're making your choice. But come on.

You've been somewhere where you ordered something at a restaurant, if it's a good restaurant, and you're like, I didn't realize this was this. And then the cops show up. Yeah, the cops chase you off. I don't like the linguine,

you're under arrest. Now we're in a foot chase. Bring out the cuffs. No, but if the lap dance isn't hot enough, can you say, I expected this to be hotter. Can you send it back to the kitchen? It was more mild for teacher

Send it back to the kitchen. Did you say mild for teacher? Here's my thing, though. If you send a lap dance back to the kitchen, you know it's going to get spit on. It might even if you don't send it back. This is my thing

Of all people Like lawyers You understand billable time The fact that you are like Oh that was ridiculous What do you charge? $250 for me to sharpen pencils To answer the phone

If I'm taking the call That's automatically a certain amount If you take the call and it's 8 minutes of your time, you're charging for the whole hour. You're not going to only charge for eight minutes. Right. Come on. An Oregon lawyer landed on the wrong side of the law after authorities say he refused to pay for a pricey lap dance at a suburban strip club. I love those words.

Suburban strip club. And led Washington County deputies on a wild foot chase. A suburban strip club, to me, is probably a Pilates studio during the day. It's just a Spicy Curves. By the way, Spicy Curves could be the name of it. Spicy Curves.

Dylan T. Vinsant. That's the lawyer. That's like Rooster T. Feather. I know. My name is dylan t bam fam dtv and you will address me as such he's got billboards on highways for sure so many billboards like a bunch of people and about a word bubble out of their head. Because it's DTV. It's done just right. By the way, DTV could be your TV show, Dan TV. That's true.

It's Dan TV. I love the wording here. So Dylan T. Vinzant. Vinzant? Vin. Not Vin Diesel, not Van Kirk. Not Van Zant. Not Van Zant.

I'm going to start calling you Dan Vin Kirk. I'll take it. He careened through blackberry bushes and a train tunnel during his attempted getaway. It's a nursery rhyme. It's a nursery rhyme. He's like someone, a one-armed man killed his wife. He's running through a tunnel. It wasn't me.

I didn't kill my wife. He's standing at the end of a storm drain with a 100-foot drop. I was careening. During his attempted getaway Friday night from Sunset Strip Gentleman's Club on Southwest Parkway, the Washington County Sheriff's Office set. Sunset Strip is in, you know, you've been to the comedy store, you've been to the laugh factory. That's the Sunset Strip. That's it. So what they're trying to apply.

Girls, girls, girls. Yeah. There is no, well, there is the Seventh Vale. There is one strip. Seventh Vale. That's the only strip club that is on the Sunset Strip. That's it. So what they're trying to apply. Girls, girls, girls. Yeah. There is no, there are no, well, there is the Seventh Vale. There is one strip. Seventh Vale. That's the only strip club that is on the Sunset Strip. It's not like it's packed with. It's a play on words, Rand.

Strip. Oh, I get it. Jesus Christ. No, but it does feel like it goes both ways. It's like when it's saying. I'm putting Jeff Tice between us. No, listen. It's like.

Who are you supporting, Jeff? Jeff, it's like when you're in Denver and you see Hollywood tan. Oh, yeah. How many people are tanning themselves in Hollywood? Yeah, I can go to the beach and get tanned. But Hollywood tan out in – it should be Malibu tan. That's right. Yeah, well, there's a Hollywood Florida, right?

They just name whole cities. They're like, who cares? Right. They're like, it's just like Hollywood. But it's Florida, so not better. Better for our purposes. The trouble began when he declined to fork over the money he had agreed to pay for a 15-minute dance, said Sergeant Daniel. 15-minute dance?

It's like three songs, four songs. Or one, heard it through the grapevine, Creedence Clearwater. One jam band song. One OAR crazy game of poker. Stripping the fluff head by fish. You want a jam band for your laughter.

That's the smart move. That's the economical move. Oh, wait, Whippin' Post is on? Yeah. I's the economical move. Oh, wait. Whipping post is on? Yeah. Come on over here. I wasn't going to get it, but give me in memory of Elizabeth Reed. The Allman Brothers. After bolting from the club's bouncers and hiding from the cops,

Vincent hopped a nearby fence and landed in a blackberry briar. So it's like a Disney tale now. It's crazy. It's like a Disney tale. Or it's like the beginning of Lord of the Rings. We're in the Shire. The Shire. It's a Blackberry Shire, but it is a briar, and he's on his way to get the ring.

Yeah, he's got to get the ring. He then made his way to the MAX, that's in all caps for some reason, train tracks that run parallel to US-26, you know, and took off east towards a darkened tunnel. It's kind of like his life at this point. He's heading towards a darkened tunnel. Don't go towards the light. This to me is the dumbest part of the entire story, and there's a little bit more. But I would say this. He runs towards the tunnel.

Deputies were waiting for Vincent on the other side of the tunnel. Of course they were. Do you think the only cops are the two that are chasing after? They're like, he went to a tunnel. All right, we'll go to the other side of the tunnel. Of course they were. Do you think the only cops are the two that are chasing after them? They're like, he went to a tunnel. All right, we'll go to the other side. Once I'm in the tunnel, I'm safe. Go base. You see him in the tunnel, guys.

It's a wormhole. It's cool. You can't touch me. Okay, once they're in the tunnel, you're like, we lost him, guys. I'm sorry. We lost him. Where does this tunnel get out? No one knows.

No one knows. No one knows where this tunnel leads. He thinks it's like one of those Mario tubes. It just shoots you down like... I can get away this way. Yay! Oh, that was close. Finally.

Thank God I made it into the tunnel. That was so close. Aunt Linda's calling her mom. Love Aunt Linda. So yeah, he goes into the tunnel. Cops are waiting for him on the other side. Once there, they arrested him. During his arrest, the suspected strip club swindler said he was a lawyer.

Great. Cool. I was a lawyer. I was a lawyer. Not anymore. Until this. Now I'm a swindler. This will disbar me for sure.

We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we will learn more about this strip club because it's gold. And also find out things like how much did he refuse to pay? Oh, I can't wait. It's Dumb People Town. Stay with us. Stick around. Make a sound.

There's more Dumb People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. We have Jeff Tice here. Are there any shows coming up that people can see you in? And how can people just follow you and know what you're up to? If you're in Denver and or the Boulder area, I host two shows, The Bohemian Beer Garden, 7 and 915 every Sunday night. It's really fun shows.

They sell out, so get there early. Other than that, you can catch me at Comedy Works pretty much on the weekends, throughout the week. It's just a roll of the dice, but I'll be there. It's the best club in the world. Yep, at G-E-O-F-F-R-E-Y-T-I-C-E. It's just Jeff the wrong way. It's real bad.

It's all art for the most part. What you'll see on my Instagram, and then Twitter is more comedy jokes. Chances are, if you are a comedy fan and you have seen postings by your favorite comedians and you're like, hey, that's a really cool poster. Jeff does. He did. He's one of the main.

For those of you who don't know, Jeff did everything for the Together Tour. All those posters including the Rochelle show. Awesome. I love that poster. Yeah. Me walking up over the overpass you're so great to work with your great comic when i did the bug theater yeah that was super fun um are you can people buy the artwork yet it's almost it's on its way it's on its way

by their own print i'm about to start an online shop yeah yeah which i talked to you about yes i need to do that and so yes that's i get requests all the time for that uh artwork is my number one credit i get brought up on stage uh he's a really good graphic designer coming to the stage that's why we started he's a great guy you guys are so gracious your material is awesome yeah and you're actually you know what i love about you too is that uh you take like tags and stuff so well and you're fearless like we'll let's say we're working a weekend and I love this about you and I love this about Nate Fritzen. He's the other guy who just is amazing about this. We'll give you a tag after you come off stage in the first show and you're using it in the second show.

Even if it's not fully fleshed out. No, it's my favorite. I did it last night and it worked. You guys were running your Conan set and you followed me. And you were – instead of thinking about your Conan set, you were like, hey, here's what you need to do with this new bit. And I was like, thank you. And I went to another show. And it worked?

It was great. It worked perfectly. It was great. It was awesome. I'm so happy. That's, again, that fearlessness and willing to try stuff is like. But we always say we can't tag something or we don't have the desire to tag something unless the initial idea makes us laugh and we love it so many of those uh just for people who i don't know when this is specifically

dropping if this is dropping uh next friday if it's dropping this friday right now uh and we'll get confirmation on that land you can poke your head in and just tell us when this one is dropping if it's dropping this friday uh we will uh we'll be in madison wisconsin uh dan will be in uh cap city in austin we'll be in two of the best comedy clubs in the country cap city in austin is amazing if you're in austin and you're pissed about south by southwest being canceled uh please go see dan because that is totally worth it and like wait i'm due to see a live performance experience? I'm due to have a great time and I'm feeling depressed about it. Go see Dan because he's amazing and the club's amazing.

And then if you're in Madison, Wisconsin, we want to try and sell these shows out. We're close. We sold the early shows Saturday out. We're close on the Friday show, early show, and I think all the others are going to go. Thursday's getting there too. Thursday's getting there too. It's such a fun club. It's great.

So come see us in Madison. Nate Abshire is going to feature for us. This will be behind us. This will be behind us. Thursday would be behind us. Okay. All right. And then the next week we're doing live Dumb People Time. We're doing it on the road.

We are in Minneapolis on Thursday the 19th at the Cedar Cultural Center. We've got Mike Nelson and Bill Corbett from Mystery Science Theater. And then the Cactus Blossoms. One of the best live bands. Dude, these guys are so good. They sound like Hank Williams Sr. Yes. The Leuven Brothers.

They are like a throwback to the 50s country music, and at the same time, they're young, and they're hip, and they're with it. They have a huge following. Please get your tickets for this show. Yeah, we want to sell that one out. And then it's Dumb People Town.

And then the next night, we're in our hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. That will probably sell out too. Those tickets are selling right now. Tim Convey, Dave Holmes are our guests, which is amazing, both those guys. And then we have music that is coming as well on that show, which is fantastic.

A local dude who is amazing. And then in Milwaukee, I don't know if we can announce it. Let's just say it. I don't know if she's ready and down to do it yet. So I think we have a great comedy guest and we have a great musical guest, The Field Report, which is at Turner Hall. Hillary Clinton. Yes, Hillary H. Clinton. I don't know if she's ready and down to do it yet. So I think we have a great comedy guest and we have a great musical guest,

The Field Report, which is at Turner Hall. Hillary Clinton. Yes, Hillary H. Clinton. High five. Yeah, she's going to be wearing a tight pantsuit. So those shows are, and then of course the shows that are coming up, we're selling tickets already for Doing Well at the Baghdad Theater,

excuse me, the Aladdin Theater in Portland. Aladdin Theater in Portland on the 20th of June. And the 19th, the night before, we're at Washington Hall in Seattle. And then the night before that, we're at the Rio Theater in Vancouver. Let's get our tickets. Let's sell all those shows out as we near those things. And the reason we say let's sell these out is because we want to bring Dumb People Town out to you. It's so fun to do it live.

We do it live at Largo. We do it live at the Bell House. And we do it live. We do it live at Largo. We do it live at the Bell House. If it sells out in these initial cities, then our people can then go out and say they want to expand and come to more cities. Then we can come to more places. That's all the info. That's what we got. If you go to superscleros.com or join the Facebook page,

you can find out all the dates and how to get your tickets. Let's get back to this guy who claimed he was a lawyer. That might just be journalistic writing. Hey, he was a lawyer lawyer walked out be journalistic uh writing hey i was a lawyer okay today you're arrested sure i was a lawyer authorities booked him into the washington county jail on suspicion of theft and trespassing prosecutors are currently it is theft yeah if you steal a service it's a theftcutors are currently reviewing the case. Van Zant, or Vin Zant, sorry, graduated from Willamette University School of Law in May 2017. Willamette.

Willamette. And was licensed to practice that October. That's not an online school. That's a school that you take over the phone. Yeah. Like you literally have to be on a landline the whole time, right? Yeah. We'll text you a syllabus.

We'll text you a syllabus. We'll text you. Look at this. So I looked up Sunset Strip Gentleman's Club and their Google reviews. First of all, their cover photo is like breast cancer awareness. Yeah. That was our joke. That was our joke. Our old bit.

So we used to do the old bit we used to do, Jeff. I don't know if you ever saw this bit. Dan, did you see us do this bit? I don't know. The Strip Club DJ. The whole thing is that the DJ of the strip club is the only voice you hear. In the strip clubs. He therefore

has to do so much business in addition to keeping everybody excited to see the thing. So in the same breath that he's like, we got Tigers on the main stage, Euphrates on the bar, and guys, we got our annual picnic for cystic fibrosis this Saturday

make sure you come on out I love it you know we all know a comic who he doesn't hide it at all Josh Hadamire that makes so much sense we got Shia in the mood

why are you doing an impression of your mom Josh that's how his mom died if you didn't see it, Scout's Honor System, if you didn't see it, what do you guys think out of five the rating is for... I saw it. It was the first thing I saw. Okay, don't say it.

What do you guys think? I didn't see it. Okay, what do you think out of five stars... I was too busy being concerned about breast cancer. And you can break it down to like, you know, 1.6.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they should be supporting fake breast cancer awareness. Why not? I think they are 2.4 out of five stars. 2.4, okay.

Jason? Out of five stars. 1.6. 1.6. I mean, are we talking the grade point average of every stripper in the room.

Or blood alcohol content if everyone wanted to be in there. Okay. All right. Jeffrey Tetz, why don't you tell everybody what is the rating for Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club? Well, get your answers in, Townies. In Portland, Oregon. Yeah. A beautiful 2.9 stars.

Yeah. Randy, you were gross. But also, look how many reviews they had. It was like 400 and something? No, 43 reviews. 43 reviews. Okay. Some of which are wonderful. That's still a lot, by the way. That was like 400 and something? No, 43 reviews. 43 reviews. Some of which are wonderful.

That's still a lot, by the way. That's a lot. More than just one person being like 2.9. Danny, are you going to read some reviews for us? Yeah, there we go. Okay, so you are sitting down to your computer. Yes. And you're like, I need to write this review of this strip.

What could I be doing right now? Studying about how to prepare for the coronavirus? No, I got it. I am going to write a review of a what could i be doing right now studying about how to prepare for the coronavirus now i'm going to write a review this is a new this is a new bit i have about who who left a one-star review that's right on like one of my podcasts or on my album like because then i'm obsessed with how good that person's life is that nothing else demands any of their time no none of it can we play catch? That's Randy's joke. So my joke on Spade was like,

there was a guy putting up mug shots of hot women on, from, hot women mug shots. Oh,

mug shots. And he called, they're called mug shotties, like mug shot hotties. He was an engineer. No, he was an electrician in Southern California.

We're like, so, this guy, that to me was my favorite part about it that like at least once every weekend his son is like dad you want to throw the ball around out here with me and he's like nope sure i do son as soon as i put this extra filter on this repeat arsonist that's what it is what what are you doing with your time that you're saying you're writing a review of a strip club? So this is in Portland. I mean, you could add this to the walkthrough. Guys, we could go.

I know. We could go when we're in Portland. Portland strip clubs are just bars. Yeah. That was what we said about Portland. Stripping is so casual. We were at Denny's, and our stripper came up to us. Okay, ready?

It was a grand slam. First they do three. It's more like a triple. More in my hand. More as I get in the park, go run, and foul off the catcher. Inside the park. They have to do like three quick snap, like little one line reviews. Let's hear it.

Pretty fun. Let's hear it. The avatar of this person is Jesus Christ giving the middle finger. Oh, great. And it says, pretty good service food was pretty good service. There's no comma. I'm sorry. Pretty good service.

Food was okay. I found one or two dancers attractive. Okay. The first thing you're talking about at strip club is service and then food. Right. Next one. My husband and I went here for drinks and food and was completely ignored. Okay.

For drinks and food or for strip club attention? By the way, all I hear from that is, I have a husband. You don't. We're in an open relationship. I ordered a beer for $4.50. By the way, not much. Gave the bartender $5 and was given no change.

Right. Of course you weren't. You should have given an extra dollar. Wait, you're at a strip club where people just throw money away into the toilet as if you're never going to see it, except for this lawyer who apparently is like, I'm not paying the money. But if that's what you're doing, then you can't squabble over 50 cents. I thought it was a dollar a drink. I thought no one knows that. Right.

Here's one from jesse t davis by the way i have said recently not about change at all i said where's 50 cent yeah i've said that a lot recently like is he boxing no he's making movies he's like a medium mogul yeah yeah like he took that vitamin water money and he's just gone uh jesse t davis three months ago five stars yeah i it was my first time to a strip club i had an amazing time the ladies were very lovely and were friendly and kept me entertained one lady in particular was very wonderful trinity was her name she had an excellent stage show i'm just telling you right now trinity is not her name no she told me it was her real name. And we're in love.

God damn it. She had an excellent stage show and very lovely to talk to. I recommend anyone who wants to have a good time to come visit and enjoy. You know who wrote that? The manager. Trinity's son. Trinity's son. Make sure you put Trinity in there.

Okay. Ryan Chang wrote this review three years ago. One star. Must not be any management here that care. When you walk out the door to the patio, the first thing you see is a big yellow bacteria infested spit wad on the

fence. It's been here for months. Gross. Now the only way you know that is if you come back. Or if he came once and then he came back many months i would argue that what's his name ryan chang ryan chang is a i can't say it yeah and then he and then he included a photo of it all right five this is the last one we'll do then we'll go back to our lawyer shelo 65 five stars time. Ask for infinity. Friendly all around.

Go on a slow night and you'll probably get the best dance in the state. Infinity and Trinity? This is just a car dealership. Posting their own reviews. They're like, we got to get this right. We got to get this buried down there. Check out Elantra. Okay.

She handles well on Cornwall. On the main stage, Sonata Look at the tires on Sonata On the bar, Santa Fe Our strong, strong love for our townies That are in Portland Are going to tell us about this place All Portland townies, please go to this place

What's it called again? Sunset Strip Gentleman's Club Right at the 217 and 26 Next to Coach's Bar and Grill Someone's going to be like, that's my spitwad. Don't touch it. That's my spitwad. That's Keith Portland weird.

Hey, man. You take that spitwad off, you take me. The next thing you know, we're Salt Lake City. Okay. How much money do you think the lawyer, what's his name? Ronald T. Skip down on it. Vincent.

Yeah. Ronald T. My name is Ronald Tald t vincent dylan vincent dylan t vincent how much money do you think he was charged for a 15 minute lap dance that he decided he needed to jump a fence fence go through a briar patch yeah and don a tunnel for to get away jeff you are a guest you may first. Tig, which is the slot between me and Jason, or third. Here's my math.

15 minutes, break it down to five minutes per song, three dances in one, $20 a dance. You're saying 60 bucks. 60 bucks. Okay, very good.

Nice math. Jay? I'm going to say three minutes per dance, five songs, $20 a song, $100. Okay.

I'm going to say the first number that popped into my mind was $90. Because $100 seems like a lot. $90 for some reason feels like, yeah, that's what you pay when you go to sleep. But you wouldn't run for $90. I think you'd run for $100. This guy runs for $90. Mom is in the room. How much do you think, Mom? How much money. I think you'd run for $100. This guy runs for $90. Mom is in the room. How much do you think, Mom, how much money do you think he ran out for?

Star of this American life. How much do you think he left? That's what Jay said. You've got to pick another number. What do you think? Yeah. $85. $85.

Okay, so Mom says $85. I say $90. Jeff says $60. Jay says $100. Okay. All right. I say 90. Jeff says 60. Jay says 100. Okay. All right. The amount of money. 100.

That Dylan T. Vinzant ran for. Yeah, just got out of there. From the Sunset Strip. I'm not paying this. Strip club. Sunset Strip club. Sunset Strip. It should be the Sunset Strip Strip Club, which is like even clunkier and weirder.

I agree. Sunset Strip Strip Club. agree. Sunset strip strip club. In the Sunset Strip Mall. Try the New York Strip. Try the New York Strip. Try the strip at the Sunset Strip strip club in the East

Valley Strip Mall. It's like a BoJack line. Okay, the amount of money was play along, Tonnies, wherever you are. right after this, we'll play Guess the AG. Because he ran for a total of $200. Oh! I was so close. You guys are as bad as he is.

All of a sudden, you're like, I get it. I get it. That's a ton of money. You know what? I'm out of here. You run. You have every right to run. Run.

Run, Dylan. I'm careening through Breyers. You're careening through Blackberry Breyers. That is too much. For 15 minutes. For 15. You should pre-negotiate all your deals in life. I guess inflation.

Inflation. Yeah. Okay. We'll get out of here on this. How old do you think this lawyer is? Dylan T. T. Vincent.

How old is he? So he was just out of law school. Maybe he messed around a little bit in life. I'd say 28. 28 years old. Okay. Jason? So he still has the energy to run.

Jump a fence. Jump a fence. And he thinks by running he can get away. Went down a tunnel. Figuratively and literally. I'm going to say he's 26. 26 years old. I'm going to say he's 26. 26 years old.

I'm going to say he is 25. Okay. Annette, would you like to guess how old he is? How old do you think? I don't know any lawyers. She wanted us to be lawyers. That's what a lawyer would say. Sorry, this is what it is. How old do you think he is?

30. 30? Okay. Annette says 30. All right, everybody. Thanks for playing along today. Check out Jeffrey Tice whenever you get a chance. Check out his artwork. Buy it as soon as you can because it's beautiful

and worth it. And come see us on the road. That's why we do this, to get to meet and hang out with you guys. Here we go. Ready? He is 38 years old. Old enough to know. 38 years old. I'm impressed. Good for the run. Old enough to know 38 years old

I'm impressed that he thought he could jump a fence old enough to have $200 exactly to be a lawyer you should have $200 you should know

what you're getting or if you're a lawyer and I'm just gonna say this litigate the place yeah like create some claim against this place don't put yourself

into police jeopardy alright there you go that's the story. Hope you have a nice Friday. Thank you so much for joining us. And oh shit, we've got to get back to work. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. Stick around.

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