Dumb People Town - Geoff Tice - Wild Pricing

Episode Date: December 11, 2020

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a mother who sells a Sega console with a special surprise...

Skypains Avenue Hey, townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population News. Population Tice Population Tice. Jeffrey Tice. Jeffrey Tice. Hello, hello, hello. Back to the show. Thank you.

Yes. Yes. My second time. The power forward of comedy. I'm here. I'll get you a double-double from the short corner. Comedy in the low post. Yep.

I'll fight somebody. It'll be great. He'll throw some bows. You rebound well off the punchline. I would say this. For those who just were talking about this with some of the people who are listening yeah they're here with us now we've got some of our patreon fans on a on a who are on a very high level they're uh yeah if you're a city council member a founding mother or founding father of the town you get access once a month to be a part of a live i guess it's your own live

mini fr Friday episode of Dumb People Town that you get to be on the Zoom they're listening in on the Zoom and I'm so happy that they're here with us they're in the Zoom where it happens but I would say this that Jeffrey Tice we just explained to them is not only a great comedian but he did the poster and does all the artwork

he's done the new logo for Dumb People Town he did the tour that never happened poster remember us in that van tour that never happened poster remember us in that van tour that never happened poster was amazing and uh he did the uh poster for the upcoming live people town yeah exactly so uh yeah dial up people town for the for the month of december that we're raising for uh we're selling and signing and raising uh money for charity all right so uh shall we uh jump into this i want to ask you jeff in the in the months that you've been sort of dealing with the pandemic and everything uh how dumb do

you think the world has become i mean it's unprecedented i think and how dumb we've become the the unprecedented times but just peak like america was given an opportunity to show how dumb it can really be and it yeah it stepped up to the plate like redford and i was natural like it was like it was like i'm gonna hit all we're gonna knock the lights out on this one do you remember when like weather like the weather dude or weather lady on channels just started using the heat index and we were like wait where did that come from i think like we should come up with a dumb index the dumb index is a great name for a podcast the dumb index and i think we were kind of got a high pressure of dumb coming up from the south yeah yeah i'm already

thinking of the graphic because i can only think of things visually but the the thermometer can be like florida the shape of florida and it just like the the water rises and if it breaks it's into the south it's into the south that's right that's right it spills into the south so we'll talk about stuff that you have going on jeff but uh first things first we got a dumb story i want to jump into it right away this is just a fun dumb story of somebody doing dumb things love nobody gets hurt nobody Nobody even gets arrested. I love those. Here we go. It was sent in by Adam Poulton

at Poultski75. Poultski. Adam Poultski. I know it's Poulton, but I want him to be Adam Poultski. Adam Poultski doing out here to Poultski. Poultski Bratwurst

down on Rush Street. Is he still driving that van around? Yeah, he's driving it. Come on down the Polsky tires. We got you. Your best resale tires. He'll put you into some new tires on that Dodge Caravan. No, they're resale.

They're all resale. They're all resale. We patch them and ship them. They're a little bald, but who cares? We'll hook you up. We'll hook you up. We'll hook you up. I got a guy.

A mom, this comes from England. A mom who sold her son's old game console was horrified when she actually gave away a rampant rabbit as well, which is a vibrator. So full disclosure, this is a story we have covered on our... We're just covered on our... Daily podcast. So we have lots of thoughts on this.

So we have thoughts on this. Good, reuse them. Just like the rabbit. Just like the rabbit. Just like the rabbit. We'll reuse it. This is a crazy story because there's a lot of questions you have about how this got in there.

That to me is the biggest question of this story. So sold the gaming console from the sun. I don't have a gaming console, Jay. Actually, I have a Wii, but you have a gaming console. I have an Xbox. Do you have one, Jeff? Yeah, I have an Xbox as well. Why? You're an adult. No, I meant why

Xbox? I have a PlayStation. I have an Xbox and a rabbit. Wait, hold on a second. But you don't put the two in the same box, do you? No, they're separate. There's a specific box for the rabbit and a specific box. The box for the rabbit and a specific box this box for the rabbit is called the mom anyway yes um i used to have a playstation but it broke and so we upgraded right at the right

at the peak of the pandemic you're gonna be home you're gonna be doing stuff so but why would you sell your kids because they have a new one and they're not playing with it. Is that what it is? Sarah Fogo to chow from Merfield. I love her Brazilian meat. That's like chow to chow. You hold up a thing that has a, you hold up a little paddle. Yeah. A paddle.

That's how they do it. Green. Yeah. There's a green paddle when they're coming around. It's almost like you're at a silent auction. You're like, bring me the shawarma. You hold up the paddle and you're like, see, there's a green paddle when they're coming around. It's almost like you're at a silent auction. You're like, bring me the shawarma. You hold up the paddle and you're like, eh. See, there's a great restaurant.

Bring me three tiny heart attacks. It's one of my favorite restaurants in Chicago. I think it's called Zed 451. I'm not sure, but they do it with a little stone. So there's like a little dish. And if you have your stone out and next to your plate, you want more food. If you put it in the dish, you don't. If you put it in the dish, you don't.

This is too much to know. Randy, what's the restaurant we ate at in San Francisco that was unbelievable? The Bird Watchers Society. Yeah, I've heard of this. So basically, it's like, what if a really sort of high-end, cool restaurant that did

deviled eggs and cool things like that, what if they were like Fogo de Chap? And they come around the table with like a tray full of wonderful appetizers and what was it called? I forget. It was like the Red Bird Society or something like that. We'll find it. It was owned by a friend of the show, Adam Caden Holland.

Yeah, probably. He's a bird watcher. He's like, hey, did you know that Adam Caden Holland owns also a restaurant that serves unbelievable food? Yes, I do. All right. Sarah Fogo from Murfield, West Yorkshire says she needed a bit of extra money for Christmas and while cleaning

out her kids bedrooms, she came across their Sega Mega Drive. Okay. Is she still talking about the console? Is she talking about a vibrator? It applies for ball. Okay, just checking. You want the Mega Drive. After a couple of sales fell through on facebook that's just how it goes you know facebook is you win you win one you lose

five look i am vehemently anti-facebook do you for dan you're the only one yeah you're the only one yeah i think it's i think it's been perfect throughout this entire election season. Here's the weird thing about it, though. I love what it's done for Dumb People Town. It created a place of a community of people where we can all go there. Love it. I feel the same way about Pen Pals, which is completely fan-generated. Right.

Adam Shanley all runs. That's right. So those two things about it that I love. And don't get me wrong. There's somebody talking to their grandma right now on Facebook. And that's wonderful. It's fun to look up people that you dated in high school to see what they look like. But it's like jumped its own propaganda shark.

But Facebook Marketplace is the Wild West. Have you spent time on it? You literally can find anything you've ever thought about on have you bought anything off facebook marketplace no facebook marketplace is the wild west somehow facebook marketplace jumped five places above uh the next door app yes yeah it went from just you know crazy people yelling about stuff and then specifically facebook marketplace has gone into this whole other dimension of everything you can you can buy used shoelaces you can buy like a rare lemur you could also find you literally you'll find right next to somebody selling used shoelaces for 25 a lace you'll see someone giving away six new shoelaces for free. Am I wrong, Jeff?

No, it's the Wild West. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like slot machines, like portable bars, like anything, like inflatable pool rafts with holes in them. So many like Dallas Cowboys like serving trays. Like just this stuff. Like stuff like stuff guys we got the whole set the whole set wait no this by the way you know how many dallas cowboys serving trays is too many dallas cowboys serving trays one one one half the other thing i bet you could buy there is one of

those like bars where everyone pedals and the bar goes down the street? Yes. I guarantee you buy that there. A group bike bar. Look, I'll peel back the curtain for me that doesn't exist. Basic bitch. I have spent a lot of time looking at slot machines. I want to buy a slot machine. I've spent a lot of time looking at vending machines because I have this back of my head.

I'm going to start my own vending business. Stop it. What are you doing? What would you put in there, Dan? Well, that's what i was like man what would you vend it'd be cool to get a retro vending machine and then when the world come backs up like see if a bar wants to have it with but cool stuff like in the vending and you would reap the benefits from it dan you do not want to get into this business i i have no time anyway i look for furniture now the number one thing though i go on there and i look for like throughout the whole country is old papa bear

chairs do you guys know what those are no they're the greatest piece of mid-century modern furniture if they're they are insane to find sure but we have a listener in janesville wisconsin who reupholsters furniture and he told me if i ever find one he'll reupholster condition it's in he'll oh yeah yes so get one that's in bad condition let him reupholster you're gonna get a reupholster anyway mr sprague and and and virginia my man virginia so anyway look up a pop of a papa bear chair so she went yes so this guy went to market yeah man we got sidetracked sorry okay it's all all right. It's okay. Oh, that's a Papa Bear chair. Look at this Papa Bear chair. Ooh.

I love this. Dan, I know it. It's a fucking chair. I know it. I love the footstool. Who's the... It's like Eames. It looks like an Eames.

The guy, Bud from the improv. Oh, Bud Friedman. Yes, his daughter. Yeah, Zoe Friedman. Okay, Zoe has an office. She was working with Warner Brothers. I had a meeting with them, and they had one of those chairs, but none

of them knew what it was. Oh yeah, that's like there's an old chair that was in the building. I was like trying to find a way. Dan, they sell that. They sell a version, a new version of that chair. Decent mid range at room and board. That's the story. I know, but I want a classic. Anyway. See, here's

this is the Facebook marketplace effect. As soon as's, here's, this is the Facebook marketplace effect. As soon as you bring it up, everything just derails and you start like going down. Facebook marketplace has infiltrated dumb people town their Friday edition. Let's get into this right here. Come on. Okay, here we go. So she's on Facebook marketplace.

She, a few sales fall through. Of course. Of course. Then gamer Shane Tutton got in touch with her and bought it before sending his friend James Bishop to pick it up. Okay, so if you're, this is how you're being identified to the world.

Gamer Shane Tutton. Right. He's single. He's definitely single. He could be rich. And he's not even looking. Shane Tutton. He's also... Shane Tutton. Who is that? Shane Tutton. I mean, is Shane Tutton. He's also. Who is that? Shane Tutton. I mean, is there any sort of qualifier of two?

He's a gamer. He's a gamer. Gamer. Gamer. Who also has the power to just send his friend to go get it for him. One's Bishop. So what does he have of a Tutton to Bishop for? I'm watching a lot of Queen's Gambit.

This is Queen's Gambit shit right here. However, the next day, a hungover Sarah. I don't know how that got in she's like put that in you let them know i drink i drank it more than a box and a half not only do i drink but i drink irresponsibly let them know she woke up to a message from james thanking her for the console but informing her that there was a rabbit jumping about in a sock in the box yeah the mom of three then received a photo of a vibrator in a sock lying next to the console. How did it get in there is what I'm saying. How close to her kid's gaming console was she gaming her own console? Sarah, 34, said, quote, I was absolutely mortified, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Stuff like this only happens to me. Yeah, because you're doing it. Also, you're drunk. You drink too much. A hungover said a hungover Sarah. Right. I love when a drunk person tells me like, I just, everyone's well, I can't like I fell down. I keep falling down and hurt myself. I'm like

you're drunk. Yeah, this is like David tells old bit. Don't pack while you're drunk. I pack while I was drunk for a vacation. I showed up. I had like one oven mitt, like a pair of Bermuda shorts. I mean, like a fl of Bermuda shorts. I mean, like a flipper and a flipper. That's all Facebook marketplace.

Quote. I was confused when he first messaged me, but when that picture came through, I just thought, oh my God. Adding. It was my birthday a few days earlier. Still not.

I know. I know. Oh my God. So I was wanting everyone's sympathy. I was having a few drinks to celebrate. What are we drinking for today? It was my birthday a few days ago. By the now wanting everyone's sympathy. I was having a few drinks to celebrate. What are we drinking for today? It was my birthday a few days ago. Hey, by the way, you're British.

You can have a few drinks just because it's Tuesday. Right. Just because Arsenal lost. I went and grabbed the console from my son's bedroom and put it next to the door ready for James. When I grabbed the box, I thought it was especially heavy, but I just thought it was a manual. This still doesn't tell me how she and how close she was using the vibrator to the sega thing she was on

her joystick was she hiding it in the box she wasn't hiding which is what you do well jeff has something to say what were you gonna say jeff i was gonna say the fact that she thought that it felt a little heavy that she already knew the general weight of the console she's like oh that's off she's like indiana jones do i put a skull on this how do i switch out this little buddha statue for this vibra but yeah i don't know i don't know how it got in there what's crazy exciting her vibrator is a joystick with its own thrusters. Thanks. And when she uses it, she goes into hyperspace. And much like a game console, it's a one-time investment for something you enjoy for years. Enjoy for years and years.

And you always run out of batteries in the middle of a game. When I grabbed the box, the one with the game console in it, I thought it was especially heavy, but I just thought it was the manuals. How heavy does she think manuals are after handing over to James? Sarah didn't think about it anymore. That probably sums up a lot of her. Maybe Manuel is what she calls her right until

she received his message. She said I just couldn't work out what he meant when he said a rampant one as in rabbit and sent me a picture over. I could have died all right we are now going to bring up the photo okay oh boy we're going to bring up the photo of the mega drive and the vibrator with a sock condom on it so i'm gonna we don't ever do this but i'm going to look at it look at this look at that so this picture will be on the facebook page

so it is a purple vibrate a purple rabbit in a polka dot sock and i'm gonna say this like a weird j go to our social media because we wrote and our because we said a purple rabbit in a polka dot sock sounds like the best dr seuss book book that's never been written about a purple rabbit. So then Randy and I wrote and recited a poem that was the purple rabbit vibrator in a polka dot sock. How much do you guys think she sold the Mega Drive for with a free vibrator? I forgot. I don't know.

I don't know. So I forgot. Okay, we're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we'll guess how much. Plus, we'll talk about how much it's worth. Yeah, that's the other thing. Right after this, we'll be right back. We'll guess how much. Plus, we'll talk about how much it's worth. Yeah, that's the other thing. Right after this. We'll be right back.

Stick around. Make it sound. Four more. Don't people town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. We got Jeffrey Tice with us. How can people follow you on Consume Your Awesome Artwork and watch any of the standup that you did.

I know you just go ahead and tell us. Yeah. Best place to follow me is on Instagram and or Twitter. It's the same handle. It's just my name. G E O F F R E Y T I C E. It's just Jeff. Jeff,

the wrong way is all that is. But yeah, I just post a bunch of artwork. It's all art. I have some joke stuff. I'll probably put some standup clips up here that is. But yeah, I just post a bunch of artwork. It's all art. I have some joke stuff. I'll probably put some stand-up clips up here and there. Please do. It's all just mostly just illustrations.

And then people can go to your website and buy some of your artwork. The artwork you created for the Together Tour is a print people can buy, which is one of my favorite things. It's clean. You don't have any of my annoying dates and information on there. It certainly doesn't ruin it by saying Andrew Youngblood. It's just a nice, beautiful piece of art. And people can buy that right now, right?

Yep. I just launched my shop. If you go to my website, there's a shop link up in the corner. And that'll kick you out to another place. And you can just buy prints. And they're great. I love that your aesthetic has kind of sort of taken over or infiltrated

the comedy scene in such a really cool way and it is an expression of your, it's an expression of your art. Your art. I mean,

it's another way to express yourself. I wish I had something besides this that we could do as well. You don't. I just, I don't.

I really don't. Yes, you do. You have your hat. I got my hat. I've got my hat. I've got stories. You gotta get into Facebook Marketplace. I've got stories. Um, you gotta, you gotta get into Facebook marketplace. Jeff, how are you dealing with not playing any basketball? Because I know, and this is not a sports podcast. We do that on another thing, but like, I know there is this,

you get a lot out of you burn and, and your wife, you burn your aggression off on the court in a way that it doesn't come in other areas of your life. I couldn't be happier, smilier, more optimistic when I'm allowed to play basketball on the weekends and or in the evenings. You'll punch a kid in the chest. I live across the street from an elementary school and they're not happy about it. I will go play. I play. I'll just play pickup by myself and go shoot over in like the little parking lot by the school.

I'll challenge a kid. I'll yell at him. I'll let him know. That's right. Better throw some elbows. They better throw some elbows, man. That paint is yours. They're not.

Yeah, they got to clean them out. But it's for the most part, it's just it slowly builds. And then I'm like okay i gotta go do something and then i'll just run over the street play some basketball so when you come home and you're really really nice to your wife she does she because she knows you so well does she turn to you and say rough game huh yeah you unloaded yeah wow really yeah is he okay is he okay is she okay wait no no i was say, I was like, she's fine. Don't step in on a charge on a pickup game.

We're not calling that. Well, the best is Jeff would send me to my and make me play them for my son, like smack talking videos where he talks smack and then tries to dunk and can't. And just miss. And gets rejected by the rim. And they're so funny i love those it is those i told you put those up on your social media that's what i said you should post that's what i gotta do yeah you gotta do that smack talk is my favorite hashtag bad smack talk and so speaking of bad smack talk let's get back to this thing because this crazy story yes okay all right how much do you think in u.s dollars she sold a sega mega drive and a free vibrator for unbeknownst to her and a sock you also got

a sock on the deal yeah i don't know how she didn't know i don't know how much a sega mega drive i'm assuming that's like three ago right is it's probably like a few segas ago i have no idea i mean they probably are like 180 bucks well jeff you're a guest you can go first take your yeah go where do you want to again i i have no idea but the fact that it's on facebook marketplace yeah that it could be anything five five dollars or it could be five hundred dollars so i'm gonna go with 45 45 yeah i so i don't know how much you would properly price it or ask for it because i don't even understand facebook marketplace do you lowball people or do list i know but do you go hot do you go with the range of what you think it is yeah Dealer's choice. Dealer's choice. All right. So I would say, I'm going to say like $69 is what she's offering.

Nice. Because she knows if she goes 70, it's going to chase some people away. Keep it in the sixes. I'm going to say $85. I say 69 because there's a vibrator in there, but that's just me. It's a positioning thing.

All right, go ahead. Right. The amount in US dollars that she sold a Sega Mega Drive, a sock, and a vibrator in there, but that's just me. It's a positioning thing. Right. The amount in US dollars that she sold a Sega Mega Drive, a sock and a vibrator for. She didn't know those things were in there. Sega Mega Drive? Yeah. $33.47. Yes!

£25, I believe. Okay. I wouldn't have minded selling it for that cheap, but the rabbit was worth more than what I sold the Sega for. Oh my God. Then this weird sentence from her. Worth more in a lot of ways. She said, I won it in a competition a few years back what competition where she in this is what we said was it like a is that a pta competition is this a school fundraiser pie bake off a wet t-shirt contest spelling bee we don't know she said that it cost 45 pounds for one of those he got he got a right 25 pounds is 33 pounds is $33. 45 pounds is probably $55.

According to my extremely lazy research, I found Sega Mega Drives were worth anywhere from $56 to $150. Wow. Yeah, I wasn't sure if they were going to be crazy expensive. I have no idea. That could be like wild pricing.

I was like, wild pricing is my favorite marketplace. Wild is also my favorite bunglie post game show wild pricing couldn't keep me away worth the lawsuit so so i didn't know like what because i'm like sega mega that could have been something from like the late 90s and it's kind of become a collector item. It could be like their version of the retro SNES. Whatever it was,

I was thinking her kids weren't using it. And so she went in there and was like, well, this is still in the box. But the thing I care most about is what you guys were saying is what competition did she, what competition? And why would you,

and why would you, I, is she trying to distance herself from having bought it? Like, is she trying to make it seem like, I didn't want one, but I wanted a competition. And I use it every Thursday. What I remember about this story is she's a mom of three. She's 34 years old. No mention of the husband.

So I'm saying husband probably. Randy might have just burned Dan's final question. What? No. No. I don't know that I know. I said no mention of the husband. So I was like, there is some on some level. She's just out here doing it her own, raising these goddamn kids,

taking care of her own sexual needs. She deserves it. Getting wasted. This is a much bigger. Celebrating her birthday days after her birthday. This is a much bigger loss. My mom celebrated her birthday raising us three kids every night, a little bottle of box white Zin.

A little something. Hey, kids. I do two things in this world. I win contests and I get drunk. Looks like we're all out of contests. We're all out of Sega Mega Drive. Sega Mega Drive. You got it right, Bargain.

I asked him for it back, but I think he thought I was joking. I'm not sure I want it now, though. You do not want it. What if a sex toy leaves the house really is that what it is no i think they could wash it off depends on what kind it is here's what i say you want steel do you have non-porous cleaner nope you put it in the dishwasher it's electrical wait no dan listen to me in the dishwasher what's crazy for me and we glossed over this it feels like the sega whatever Mega Drive is something you would win in a contest

and the other thing is something you would buy and not the other way around. Right. Adding, I don't know Shane. Well, you do now. You do now. But it was lucky. But I was lucky. Hang on.

Are we talking about gamer Shane Tutton? Yes. Okay, good. Gamer. He said, I was lucky it was for him and not a child. Imagine if a kid had opened a Sega box. They would know what it She said, I was lucky it was for him and not a child. Imagine if a kid had opened a Sega box. They would know what it was. They would know what it was. Hoping to play Sonic

and there's a big, they would have thought it was like a candy or something. They'd be playing something. It's a rabbit. A rampant rabbit. Not a dildo. It doesn't look like a dick. It doesn't. Yes, it does. It kind of looks like two dicks. Well, it's got the clitoral stimulator from the bunny tires.

Yeah, yeah. Specific. Or the anal tickler. Hey! I joked that I should set up a GoFundMe for a replacement as it's going to be lonely this Christmas. Do it. Girl. Girl. I mean, that's what I'm saying. She's no husband around. Here's the thing I love.

If it wasn't bad enough, the snazzy sock that the vibrator was hidden in, not very wasn't even hers it belonged to her mom okay how did she end up with her mom's sock and her mom won it in a contest yeah that's not good how did this is the only this is the best i will try to give it a rational explanation okay she bought for some reason or another, was at her mom's, needed to borrow some socks, wore those socks. Those socks worked their way into her own clothing rotation. She then grabbed a sock from her sock drawer,

which happened to belong to her mother, and used that to put on the vibrator. Dan, I'll make it even easier for you. The mom came over to watch the kids while she went out to get drunk. Right. The mom watches the kids, takes her socks off because she's feeling comfortable

because she's paid for most of the things in this house. Sure. Takes her socks off, feet on the carpet, feels good. At the end of the night, she accidentally took the socks off in the kid's room, didn't want to wake them up.

She just slides into her shoes and goes home. You're at this way simpler. This way simpler. And then boom, vibrator in the kids room didn't want to wake them up she just slides into her shoes and goes home you're at this way simpler and then boom a mouse takes away one of the socks it's a ratatouille now we're only left with one if that wasn't bad enough the snazzy sock wasn't even hers belonged to her mom it was in a sock i don't know why and when i uploaded the exchange to facebook because she told everybody about this why not my mom messaged me saying it was hers and I couldn't believe it. Now, what are you embarrassed about? That your mom... Here's what you shouldn't be.

We're about to show a picture of this woman's mother. I thought it was her. Her mom looks so good and also looks directly like she's in an absolutely fabulous episode. Let's see it. Okay. Melissa, do we have that to pull up? Look at this mom. Oh, my God.

That's the mom? Yes. She's gorgeous. I know. The leopard print. That leopard print and that crazy British lady hair. But is this the... Which mom is this?

This is the mom mom, the sock owning mom. Are you sure, Dan? Look at... This is the daughter. Melissa has it. We can pull it up to show to everybody. This is the daughter. Whoa.

Whoa, she's beautiful. She's gorgeous. These two are just two beautiful women trying to make it in this world. God, if I'm Tutton, I'm going to get his game on with this lady. They're stuffing boxes all Christmas long. Losing socks. She's beautiful.

They all are. Losing socks and stuffing boxes. That's her book. She had a laugh about it, which is good. I'm even more out of pocket though i'm going to have to buy her a new pair this has caused so many problems by the way also christmas is right around the corner and also she's your mom forgive her before you buy all that other she's made a lot of mistakes three of them living with her right here you go ran quote i can't

remember why i put the rabbit in the box people have asked why it was in the children's console box and i honestly have no idea i have an idea you were drunk you were drunk you don't know how you did it right blackout blackout you're working your ass off you're raising three kids you're trying to scrounge up some extra money to make every sure everybody has a good goddamn christmas by the way she put her toy in a box yeah i was like you're batting away dudes left and right because you're good looking. Yes. You and your sister. Charming.

Charming mother, which is the hit online you always get at the pub. Is that your sister? No. I would say this. Blackout is my favorite Sega Mega Genesis. Sega Mega Genesis is my favorite album of yours. Sarah later posted her exchange with James to Facebook, where it has since been shared how many times? Okay, I don't remember this.

This is just her and James talking about what to do about this vibrator. This is James, the guy that Shane has on retainer to just go pick up the stuff that he buys. Oh, ready for this? James, a mobile DJ. Mobile. He's a nomad. He is not going to stay in one place. It doesn't matter how much you love him.

He's just on a bike. It's just like a messenger bike. It's crazy. And him stopping pedaling stops the record player. So he has to keep pedaling. Or it's like what Jay said. It's one of those things where he's in the center

and there's a bunch of people who are there for the party peddling and they pedal his DJ booth down the street. Mobile DJ. Mobile DJ bar. He said that his mate Shane thought he was having him on when he told him about the rabbit.

Because now think about this. Shane picks it up. He gives it to James the gamer DJ. No, James picks it up and gives it to Shane, the gamer. So Shane thinks, for all he knows, James is the one who put the... Slid it in. Yes.

That's right. Literally. Nice. Slid it in. Really, it was Sarah or whatever. Whoever. Who slid it in. Cool mom.

So what are we trying to guess? How many times did their exchange get shared on Facebook? Jeff, what do you think? My guess is 100,000 shares. Oh, my God. Jeff, what do you think? My guess is 100,000 shares. Jay, what do you think? 15,000 shares. I went high.

79,000. Okay. You guys are beautiful. This is all we need to be in Dumb People Town. It was shared 200 times. Barely. How this made the paper? 100,000 times. I thought it went viral.

This should be shared many more times than this. There's so many great details. There's so many levels to this. Once it goes on the show. Meanwhile, these kids are still out. Nobody's told the kids we sold your Sega Mega Drive. Mom Socks is my favorite indie rock band. Mom Socks. Soccer Mommy. They tour with

Soccer Mommy. It also just sounds like another sex toy. Mom Socks. This is literally like dumb English Magnolia. All of these interchanging stories weaving together. Yes. I love it. James. There you go.

We'll wrap it up with this. Shane asked me to pick it up for him. This is James talking as a favor. And when he sent me the profile, I realized I knew it was Sarah. He thought I was playing a prank on him, but I didn't know anything about it. He video called me saying, you're funny. You you're winding me up and showed

me the sock and the vibrator, the rabbit. Sure. We couldn't stop laughing. I wasn't sure whether to tell tell her or not you gotta tell her but i know she's up for a laugh so i did it's a good job sarah's so easy and can joke about well it's not i don't think they meant but i do think shane was like i we couldn't stop laughing and i couldn't stop smelling it in the other all right shane come on gamer shane i think uh this gal sounds amazing and her gal sounds amazing.

And her mom sounds amazing too. Someone needs to get in that family. By the way, shame on the guy who left her. How dare you? Who knows what the story is. Randy, he died. Okay. The fact that you are searching his death.

She left him from this earthly plot. Yeah. She and the boys left. No, but I thought she could do better. She reminds me. She just seems like a really cool person. Yeah. Great story. Yeah, she and the boys left. No, but I thought she could do better. She reminds me, she just seems like a really cool person. Yeah. Great story. Yeah, that's our mini story. Our live mini story for our city

councils and founding members. Thank you guys for joining in. Hope you guys dug an inside look at this and we got to get back to work. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

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