Dumb People Town - Hampton Yount - We Didn't Start The Virus

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about pizza ingredient theft....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Skypains Avenue Couldn't make this up So listen to our podcast jam With co-host Armand Dan Man, don't be a jerk Cause when the music hits the funny hits We are gonna take you down Stick around, make a sound Tunker Downey's Dumb People Town Hey townies, welcome to another episode of
Starting point is 00:00:41 Dumb People Town Population U Population Yunt Hampton Yunt. Hampton yunt. Hi buddy. Hi Ham. Hi. Hi guys. So good to see you. I miss you. I miss my friends. I miss you. I'm ruined. I put everything into GameStop and I'm ruined. No, you're good. You didn't see. You're good. No, it's going well. It's going really well, Hampton. Okay, all right. Wait, Hampton, didn't you have a show,
Starting point is 00:01:10 a pilot about conspiracy theories? You were queuing on for queuing on. I was queueding on. That was my angle. I thought they could sex it up a bit. They're all too ugly. That's why the conspiracy's not killed in much steam.
Starting point is 00:01:26 When is... Hey, here's a theory. Why don't you guys start working out a little bit? I have a theory. Wouldn't it be great if there was a dating service called OKQAnon? I have a theory. There probably is.
Starting point is 00:01:38 I have a theory that she wanted to date me. Well, this is a... Farmersonly.com. It's called Farmersonly.com. Very good. Farmers2Table only.com it's called it's called farmers only.com very farmers to table only.com there you go uh well we believe the world's getting dumber and this is one of those special episodes if you are a patreon fan you could have a certain level you could be here live right we have some patreon fans that are uh watching live and watching live and we're just so happy you guys are here and if you want to do that you just got to go to patreon.com look up dumb people town and hit that level where you can come in and join us
Starting point is 00:02:08 once a month when we do this type of thing we get to invite our friends on to record the episode but you guys get to be here too hampton young amazing do you believe that the world has gotten even dumber in this pandemic i ask you brother hell yeah Of course. Is it possible? We'll get into the dumbest thing that, you know, a great dumb story that's happened to you, but I mean, we're visibly seeing it all breaking down, right? Yeah. I mean, I
Starting point is 00:02:35 don't know what's happening right now where people are like basically saying like money can be irrelevant overnight if we all just invest in hot topic and we ironic if we ironically insider tips i just bought a hundred shares of five seven nine i'm doing good i bought a bunch of stewie griffin uh as scarface t-shirts i'm doing good i'm gonna write dispensers gifts and claire's yeah i, Claire's. I bought 89 shares of Tape World.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Audio tapes. That's a good buy. Audio tapes. Well, I do believe it is good. And that is a great example of something that literally is happening in the last couple of days. The dumb leading the dumb. But it's working on some level, which is crazy. Ironic. I like it.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Hold the line. Well, so what I want to do is I want to just jump into the story because we have you here. You're one of our favorite people in this world to break this dumb stuff down with Dan. Our awesome listers send us in stories. Let's just jump into this one. This was sent in by Derek Shipley at Derek Shipley, D-E-R-I-C-K.
Starting point is 00:03:37 So more of a Derek. Derek Shipley and I prefer to call him Derek Shipley Station. Like his name is Rick, but he's Derrick. Derrick. Derrick is in da house. Derrick Shipley sent this in,
Starting point is 00:03:53 and it brings me joy to tell everybody who got to be here live like they are right now, and everybody who's listening, and to the three of you, we've got a green link. Oh! I don't think Hampton knows what a green explain it so will greenlee is a quote-unquote journalist for the tc palm down in florida treasure coast and we try and understand and so he is a journalist and the reason why we put his journalist in quotes is because he will write these articles about crime and weird crime and weird stories.
Starting point is 00:04:26 But in the articles, he over explains things that we all already know. So he told us how pants work. He told us what an anchor was. He wrote to- I'm lost though. I'm a simple man. Yeah, I don't-
Starting point is 00:04:40 I don't understand your ways. So we're trying to understand, like, does he do it because he's like, these people are so dumb. Or does he not know what a jar is? Do I not understand how an anchor works? Or do I need to write down two verses of the thong song?
Starting point is 00:04:56 Or, you know, we think it could be the possibility that he's got 1200 words to fill. And every article is only 800 words long. So he's like, I got to really load this up be fit up so working theories and i know the truth but i'll never tell so the game we play is dan will read the article and dan will read a passage britney murphy listen a an article will happen
Starting point is 00:05:16 where dan will read a passage where we have to guess you me and jason if dan wrote that the over explanation of something or greenly wrote it plus story in and of itself is damn dumb and Dan has gotten so good at imitating the style that I will tell you Hampton. We have played this game so many times and I have never I want to make a shirt
Starting point is 00:05:38 saying I've never not known more. Okay, I've never not was perfect. Okay. Okay. Are we ready to play this game? Let's do it. All right, I was going to say and I don't remember. It'll come to you. It'll come to you. Okay, send in my Derek Shipley at Derek Shipley Shipley. I'm going to read you all
Starting point is 00:05:53 Shipley's believe it or not. Here's how it works Hampton. If we're ready to show you this, I can show you when we reveal if Greenlee wrote it or I wrote it, you will see a photo pop up. So for example, if I wrote it, I will cue me up first. If we can, if I wrote it, we'll see this photo where I look like a very good boy. Yes, a good boy hands. I want to see both hands on the table,
Starting point is 00:06:16 Dan. Yeah, look at me. Ham. Do you see that? No, where are you in gallery mode on your zoom? Go to gallery mode. There it is. to gallery mode. Go to gallery mode. There it is. There we go. So that's Dan now. I'm selling lawn care. Dan, you're selling Scott's lawn. Beautiful. Okay. Dan's ready for a picnic.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I am ready. Is that a river or a lake behind you? It's a little pond. Are your parents picking you up later? Parents are picking him up. Your parents will only pick you up if both your hands are on top of the table. Somebody just yelled at me. of the table. Somebody just yelled at me funny business. Somebody just yelled at me
Starting point is 00:06:47 where we can see them where we can see two down. I see that photo and I say two down. Well, you'd be correct. Now, if we if I read something and it's will green. Now, here's a deal. If you are a member of the Patreon, you are getting to see
Starting point is 00:07:03 this before anyone else. This is one of the perks. Rainy and Jason have not seen this. We usually are a member of the Patreon, you are getting to see this before anyone else. This is one of the perks. Rainy and Jason have not seen this. We usually use a photo when we show Greenlee, but we he took his own photo and I got a hold of it and this will be the photo. It will Greenlee wrote it right here.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It's a treat for you. Patreon is why does he look like he just stepped off The spies like a G-force machine He looks like he started the virus He did start it What's crazy is he's wearing a mask This is taken four years ago
Starting point is 00:07:37 He's mid-stride right Is Billy Joel going to do a We didn't start the virus We didn't start the virus. It was always spreading in the China region. Wuhan wet market. Anyway. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Ready? Logan, Paul, Jake, Paul, and other people named Paul. That's pretty good. Fort Pierce. I can't. This is so funny. There's like so many horrible ways. Horrible ways.
Starting point is 00:08:03 I'm thinking of doing that joke improvising singing. We didn't start. The virus is a land mine of cancel culture in China, just starting to list things the same way Billy Joel does. And I was like, I'm not even going to fucking
Starting point is 00:08:18 go. It's bad. Even just mentioning goes market I bailed out too. From the go, it's bad. Ethan just mentioning go. I mean, Wuhan market, PPE. Please don't be so close to me. Come on. Put your mask on. AstraZeneca.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Okay, here we go. He does great with the MAGA crowd. He makes a hard turn. Hard turn. He just starts touring with Smash Mouth I mean with that great with the maga crowd, he makes a hard turn hard turn just starts touring with smash mouth and dusty sleigh opens for him. Here we go. Solid. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Oh, stop the steel. All right, here we go. Fort Pierce. When a man in Fort Pierce returned, returned home after a short time, he found something unexpected in his residence. I love. Oh, I'm going to read you the headline ready. Yeah, off the beat. That's what he calls these this line of articles. Why is a stranger in pink swiping pizza ingredients from my house? It's not even really a headline. It's a person. It's like the author speaking to the reader, asking a question.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I felt this was a Ronnie Millsap song, wasn't it? That it would work. There's a stranger. It's like stream of consciousness headlines. Yeah. It's like, why did I leave the oven on? Where are my shoes? Why is a stranger in pink?
Starting point is 00:09:38 Spinning newspaper. Where's my shoes? Why is a stranger in pink swiping pizza from my ingredients from my house. I get it. Yes, here we go. He returned after a short time out. He found something unexpected in his residence or rather someone
Starting point is 00:09:55 unexpected, specifically a strange woman and a pink shirt drinking soda from his refrigerator modernized in the nineteen fifties. A refrigerator is an appliance that is artificially kept cool and used to store store perishable food and drinks. Okay, Hampton, who wants you to know what a refrigerator is? Is that Dan or Dan? I think that's Dan. Don't be so sure, Matt.
Starting point is 00:10:21 I have. I want to put money down guys. The markets taught me nothing. I want to put money down. Guys, the market's taught me nothing. I want to gamble on this. One of our Patreon members, Kayla and Matt, both go with Greenlee. Okay. Where'd you go, Ham? He went Dan.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Dan. He said Dan. Ham's going Dan. Ham's going Dan. Jay, what do you think? I think that's Greenlee. I think it's Greenlee too. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:39 All right. Here we go. He is this crazy. But then again, we don't know. I've never. Yeah. Okay. You may be our teacher. No, but we don't know. I'm telling you, we don't know. I've never... Yeah, okay. You maybe are teaching.
Starting point is 00:10:45 No, but we don't know. I'm telling you we don't know. You could be right. Modernized in the 1950s. A refrigerator is an appliance that is artificially cut cool and used to store perishable food and drinks. The person who wrote that is... Me.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Yeah! Way to go hammer I could be a profiler for the FBI man every time you get one right we start we didn't start the virus it was always burning
Starting point is 00:11:18 since the world's been turning that was amazing I really kind of believed it that you know will greenlee did it so yeah it was the only thing at the beginning was the the place you chose fort pierce i was just like that's so specific but that's real that's real that was you dan's the one who just described a refrigerator all right here we go jesus okay an arrest affidavit states that the 56 year old woman told St. Lucy County Sheriff's investigators. She was hungry, so she took the makings for pizza, a dish often cited as originating in Naples, Italy, that features dough topped with tomato
Starting point is 00:11:59 sauce, cheese and other items such as pepperoni and mushrooms. Who wants you to know what pizza is and where it came from? What is it? That's Greenlee. That has authenticity to it.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Just like Italy. It's impossible to cite your reasoning and your clues. But by the way, didn't pizza just like the coronavirus come from China? We don't start the virus. All right, here's what I think. I think it is Greenlee only because he only listed two toppings and one of them was pepperoni and the other was mushrooms.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Okay. So I think there are other things that he could have listed as top 10. I think it's Dan because if it were Greenlee, he would have also said pizzas occasionally come with ingredients like pineapples or anchovies, which aren't everyone's favorite, but they still count as top. Like I think he'd go that far. That's me.
Starting point is 00:13:00 So I think that was Dan. Okay. What are we getting in the chat? I saw some of the answers from our Patreon townies yeah i saw some greenlees guests i will tell you that a dish often cited as originating in naples italy that features dough topped with tomato sauce cheese and other items such as pepperoni and mushrooms imagine a person reading that being like that's what it is can Honey, can you proofread this? The person who wrote that. I think I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:13:27 win. It's not a pizzazz. It's a pizza. Okay, the person who wrote that is Will Greenling. Hampton two for two. Jesus walk away. Walk away. No, let it ride. This is how I win.
Starting point is 00:13:46 This is my under gems. This is how we destroy the world. Okay. I'm going to show you guys a picture. Greenlee posted this to the article. We all need to see and share in it together. Look at this. He just wanted to make sure you knew this is what pizza was.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Okay. Thank you. And by the way, this pizza looks like a pizza with two eyeballs on it. He wrote there's a caption that says a slice of pizza that is not not associated with this case will greenly. So it's his own pizza, but he's like
Starting point is 00:14:16 I now look at this. Oh, is this for like the police? This is a bit so they know. Yeah, this is but it does look like that. Not a known associate of the pizzas. I'm talking about. He has ham, sausage, and chicken on this. It looks like the emoji of two eyes looking to the side. It does look like that.
Starting point is 00:14:34 It does look like that. Oh, I see a caricature in there. What's over there? Side eye. What's over there? But it's made of meat. Yeah. He's looking to the side just like, how come I'm this slaughterhouse?
Starting point is 00:14:45 Meat eyes? Where was he? What do you think? He's flashing to the side just like, how come I'm this slaughterhouse? Meat eyes? Where was he? What do you think? He's flashing serious meat eyes at her. Agreed. It looks delicious. I will say. It actually does look very good. It looks really good, but I love that it's not associated. No, this has nothing to do with the pizza ingredients that
Starting point is 00:15:00 were... Guys, this is an irrelevant pizza. Yeah. Now, Hampton, I don't know about you. Irrelevant pizza is a great name for an indie rock band that never made it. Never. They were irrelevant. We are irrelevant pizza. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Okay, I want to ask all three of you. You guys have kids. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. We didn't start the fire. No, we're not doing that cover. When's the last time three of you just went hard on a pizza like just Chicago. I deep dished it
Starting point is 00:15:28 really. It's been so long for me. I was just like open it up and be like I'm going to do this until I'm sick. You mean like Kyle canines over here of ordering a pizza by himself folding it over and eating it like a taco calzone calzone. He made
Starting point is 00:15:43 his own. I've actually woken up next to like a slice of pizza in my hotel bed I had a whole pizza and I was eating it from the box and then I just went to bed and it was right there like a lover you just started screaming
Starting point is 00:15:59 when you saw it you godfathered pizza tomato sauce everywhere. Herman Gain from the grave. Okay, here we go. Ready? Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:16 What could be called the case of the peckish pilferler? Pilfer. Pilfer. Happened November 6. Yes, it really could. On the 2500 block of roll at
Starting point is 00:16:26 roll it's r o l y a t raleigh roll out raleigh at raleigh at street boom boom boom royette when the man got home he said he heard a noise in his commode and saw a woman in his abode asked who she was and why she was inside the woman left, yet kept imbibing in his soda, a non alcoholic sweet and carbonated beverage sold in bottles and cans. Who wants you to know he really started rhyming it like this. The doctor sews palm that part was like Asperger's doctor Sue. Yeah, That part was him. That was like Asperger's Dr. Seuss. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Starts going into hyper-specific detail about why the eggs are green. The soda. Eggs can be green. It does not mean that they're poisonous. Okay. Hampton, who wants you to know what soda is? That's a green leaf. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Okay. I got to say. I mean, but it could be it could be you i mean that really does feel it could be me jay what do you think i think it's dan i think it's greenly okay i think it's green i saw a guest for me out there and i think i saw greenly as well nobody knows i love that our townies like the people who ride or die with us and then come out to these then they get to like vote part of it too this is part it too. I saw a vote for me. I've never seen a game... Ken Jennings would lose at this game.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I've done Doug's movies with him. Just end Jeopardy. Ken Jennings would lose about it and then in 2011 tweet something off-color about it. What about... Should we start? This is our final Greenlee instead of Final Jeopardy?
Starting point is 00:18:07 Yes. It was always written we were smitten. Okay. Bernie's mittens. Yeah, there you go. I love you. I missed you.
Starting point is 00:18:23 This is very difficult. This is the first conversation I've had in a month That you've enjoyed So anyway She kept in Vibey his soda A non-alcoholic sweet and carbonated beverage Sold in bottles and cans Run it back for me one time I say Greenlee Hampton says Greenlee
Starting point is 00:18:38 Jay says you I say Dan The person who wrote that is Will Greenlee Hampton you are three for three I do He loves soda and pizza who wrote that is Will Greenleaf. You are three for three. He loves soda and pizza. He's kind of the average man.
Starting point is 00:18:51 He's the journalist Jimmy Stewart. He's like Hunter S. Thompson if there was like no interesting qualities. He's hunted S. Thompson. He's hunted S. Thompson. Pre's hunted. He's hunted. Yeah, he's hunted as pray as Tom.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Okay, here we go. Ready? The man apparently followed the woman to an address in the twenty five hundred block of Kerr Street. Steve, if you're nasty deputies reported, the woman was seen knocking on the front door of the Kerr Street residence. She was seen carrying a pink purse. A purse is a small bag used, especially by a woman to carry everyday personal items. Who said that? Dan in real life. Dan in real life.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Great movie. So good. I'm going to say that's Dan. Okay. Jay. Was that Dan Cook at his finest? Well, vicious circle. I'm going to say that was...
Starting point is 00:19:48 I thought Dan in real life was when Ryan Gosling made love to a... That's Lars in the real... Oh, I'm sorry. That's Dan in the real girl. Dan in the real life, Lars in the fake girl. I'm going to say that was Dan. Okay. So three Dans. I saw some guesses for me. I'm going to say that was Dan. Okay. So three Dans.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I saw some guesses for me. I'm sorry, Dan. I'm sorry to lay it on like that. I'm now just doing what Hampton does. Exactly. Hampton, I've played this game probably 25 times, and I'm now just doing what you're doing. Well, guess what?
Starting point is 00:20:20 Oh, they just made it illegal to play the game how I play it. That's right. You can't handle how I play it. What is this, GameStop? Do it. Oh, sorry. I know how to play the game how I play it. That's right. You can't handle how I play it. What is this, GameStop? Do it. Oh, sorry. I know how to count cards. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:20:30 We're going to take a break. And when we come back, we will find out who thinks you need to know what a purse is. I love it. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more at Don't People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show.
Starting point is 00:20:51 We got Hampton Yunt on the show. Hampton, first of all, tell people how they can follow you and listen to what you're doing and just connect with your stuff. We love to- Oh, I have a ton of stuff on my website. Just go to hamptonyunt.com and I have like videos, merch. I have like shirts and spell your last name y-o-u-n-t you got it there's it and uh i i like have even dumb stuff that i like sell but then i'll give to charity the money so it's like i have calvin peeing on the words racism
Starting point is 00:21:19 sticker or magnet dude i want that that's so good so. That's so good. So funny. That's so good. You're taking that symbol back. Yeah, I'm taking Calvin back. Yeah, taking Calvin back. That's Calvinism at its finest. There you go. We should tell everybody
Starting point is 00:21:37 we have the next live Dumb People Town with Open Mike Eagle as our musical guests and Jack Black. On February 27th, that's at the Nowhere Comedy Club. If you just go, you can get at danielvankirk.com.
Starting point is 00:21:49 You can go to eventbrite.com and look up Live Don't People Tell and get your tickets. They are selling. So it is probably going to sell out. And Jeff Tice just made an unbelievable poster. He made a Nacho Libre style poster that we will sell to people and sign, and that will be a blast.
Starting point is 00:22:02 So that is on February 27th, so check that out. Also, hey, download the free Stereo app. We are doing conversations on Stereo. So here's the deal. This is your schedule. If you're like, in the afternoon, I just need a little pick-me-up for 30 or 40 minutes, here's what we're doing. Just so you know, Jason and I are doing Scolabro Country, the Virus Edition, which is
Starting point is 00:22:19 our daily podcast conversations Monday and Wednesday at 3 p.m. Pacific time. We're doing Dumb People Town on Tuesdays. Every Tuesday at 4. Tuesday, 4. And then on Friday at Sports Talk Friday, Jay and I are going to do open lines. We'll talk about any sport. We're going to be wrapping up all the sports lines.
Starting point is 00:22:34 We're going to take you to the weekend. We're going to take you to the weekend. We're going to lay down the overs and the unders. Super Bowl. 3 p.m. Let's talk about the NFC East. You guys should do, when you do before the Super Bowl, you should do the prop bets. Yeah, we'll do all of it.
Starting point is 00:22:45 We'll do all of it. That'll be next week. That'll be next week. This week. We'll talk about whatever people want to talk about the fact that nobody got into the Hall of Fame and it's just in that real racist Curt Schilling is it's just going to be so much fun. So again, pick up the free stereo app.
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Starting point is 00:23:11 it as much as we are my last thing before I find out who told you what a purse is, which I love go to daniel van kirk dot com or playing bingo. You can raise money for no kill animal shelters as well as big brothers, big sisters and food banks and win money for yourself and I'm going to tell you this. It is. I can't describe to you how much fun it is. I've called numbers. It's the most fun. People are telling secrets. I love in order to use the
Starting point is 00:23:35 free space. You have to. You have to tell a secret. They get deep. We had two people. So it's not free. We had two people at the last. So it's emotionally. It cost you. Their secret was both of them had either known or interacted with a convicted serial killer. Oh, they got caught. This is while we're playing bingo. And then also we have pub trivia night. There's people who are on this little zoom of this right now that do pub
Starting point is 00:23:55 trivia. You get a team. We keep track of everything and you just get to have a lot of fun. Daniel Van Kirk building community. I love it. Daniel Van Kirk dot com. All right. So we went to break. Someone described what a person described what a purse was, and I said it was Dan. Jay said it was Dan and Hampton said it was Dan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:12 The person who said a purse is a small bag used, especially by a woman to carry everyday personal items and a noun is a person, place or thing. The person who wrote that was me. Yeah. Wow. Done. Hampton is four for four.
Starting point is 00:24:27 This is stupid. You better go to Vegas right now. You're like a greenly savant. Unbeatable. Unbeatable. Yeah, throw a bunch of Dan's on the floor and I'll count. Yeah, throw a bunch of Dan's. There's one Dan on the floor. He's counting Dan's. He's got
Starting point is 00:24:42 a guy on the inside count dance. All right, ready? Yeah, the woman said that she was conducting quote welfare checks in the neighborhood. Now I will side story. My mom used to get drunk in high school and so did my aunt Connie and independent of each of each other, not knowing the other one did this. They would get drunk in high school, drive around with their friends and just go make sure all the old people in our family were asleep in bed, so they were doing welfare checks when they were drunk too. So I think that's what
Starting point is 00:25:06 this woman does. She was doing. I was sure welfare check, everybody grab some pizza stuff. I just want. I just need that welfare check. You guys, I'm just going to do a first thing that you know, like the speech gets really fast at the end of the sentence. Oh yeah, because you start to see the end of the runway. I was going to do a check. The dismount, you're trying to hit it. You got to hit it. You got to carry Struggett.
Starting point is 00:25:29 You got to carry Struggett. I said all the words. All of them are accounted for. But the other two, you start making those type of proclamations. You're like, did you hear me say everything right? Wasn't that a line in our rap song, the Kelly Rap Rap from... What was it? Kelly Rap Rap.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Kerry Struggett on the mat you know, I stuck the landing. Yeah, here we go. You know, I stick the landing. Yes, that's why she said she went into the home on Raleigh Street. Sure. She said she was hungry, so she grabbed a soda and the ingredients to make pizza. People typically shop for ingredients for pizza along along with dishes such as tuna casserole, goulash, barbecue chicken, and clams cassio. I'm sorry, casino at a grocery store. Dude, that sound quality on these clams. Yeah, they'll blow you away.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Dude, they're digital, man. I just play demo mode and people think I'm a cook genius. Dude, I have a clams cassio watch. It's amazing. It pops open and it's a calculator. Just the clams mouth opens. There's a pearl inside. People typically shop for ingredients for pizza along with dishes such as tuna casserole, goulash, barbecue chicken, and clams casino
Starting point is 00:26:33 at a grocery store such as Publix or Winn-Dixie as opposed to private residences on Raleigh Street. Who? Want you to know that people shop for groceries at grocery stores as opposed to people's houses? Yes. And what you would find at a grocery store. Hampton, some options of things you could shop for. And other options. Who do you to know that people shop for groceries at grocery stores as opposed to people's houses? Yes. And what you would find at a grocery store. And other options.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Who do you think wrote that? I think a third party. Possibly. A new player. Possibly the FBI. Yeah. Damn. That one's actually probably the hardest yet. I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:27:04 Greenlee. Yeah, I'm going to say Greenlee greenly too okay i think that's dan jayden and stan break rain our heads dan is living rent free in my head right now it's very subtle it is very subtle but the clams casino is like pushed it over the edge for me but i could be wrong to explain you go to a store generally yeah and then other items you would buy at a store. That aren't pizza. Honey, can you run to the store? We need some milk. We need some eggs. We need some goulash.
Starting point is 00:27:32 And we need some clam casinos. We need clams casino. I'll tell you this before I tell you that. We're out. Fresh out. Fresh out. Again? We just stocked up any person. If you know whether or not you
Starting point is 00:27:50 have clams casino in your house, I don't trust you. No, everyone's like are we out of that? Do we need to buy this? The woman also said she used a restroom and on accident picked up the victim's debit card on
Starting point is 00:28:01 accident. Oh, whoops, the woman of Fort Pierce resident was arrested on a felony burglary charge. This is an accident. The answer of who wanted you to know what you can get at a grocery store and why you would go there. It was an act. We will get out of here on this before we get to hear Hampton's own dumb story. I know for a page members to Patreon members, the person who wanted
Starting point is 00:28:26 you to know that God is Will Greenlee five for five five for five there. He I think I was three for five not that night. I'm just five
Starting point is 00:28:42 for five. Good five for five about That's good, dude You're good That's like about the compliments they probably got And then they were like, we should keep doing this Jay called you five for fiving I'm 15 for a moment
Starting point is 00:28:58 That's a good Dave Matthews Dude, I'm really into that band Five for Fisting It's so good They just won an AVN into that band five for fisting. So good. They just want an avn. Yeah, I actually picked up their album when I was in someone's house. I actually actually sat on their own. You know what their hit
Starting point is 00:29:15 was. We didn't start the virus. Can't handle it every time. It's funny. All right, Georgia went the other way. Okay, here's funny. All right. Georgia went the other way. Okay, here we go. All right. That will do it.
Starting point is 00:29:30 That will do it for all of our people who are listening on this Friday. We love you. Thank you. And oh shit, we got to get back to work. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

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