Dumb People Town - Jason Nash - Let Jesus Take The Whip

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!

Hey townies, you're about to realize that there's only two stories in this episode. The reason is we ended up cutting the first one after we dropped it. We heard back from people that it was a subject matter that they thought maybe shouldn't really be something that was joked around about and we agree. So we've been doing the show a long time. I consider us to be good people and one of the things I like most hopefully about myself but definitely about you guys is we listen to people and be good people. And one of the things I like most, hopefully about myself, but definitely about you guys, is we listen to people and we hear people. So we have gone back and just taken that out.

Trust us. You aren't missing anything. You're going to get a great little fun show. And I think that it's something that we strive for with people. We just want everybody to have a good time. And we want to listen to you guys as your fans, as our fans, and we want to listen to your voices. We want to have that reflected within the show. And look, this is Dumb People Town. Sometimes we make dumb choices. We always have a chance to fix those. So that's what we're doing right now. So just to sum up, we just want to say we're sorry. And, you know, we really do value what you guys think and feel about this show. We feel like it's as much for you as it is for us. And so enjoy the two stories in this episode.

Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Nash. Jason Nash. This has been a long time coming. I'm soulation you. Population Nash. Jason Nash. This has been a long time coming. I'm so happy you're here, buddy. What's up, guys? How are you?

Welcome back to town, buddy. Yeah, thank you. It's so good to have you back. First of all, you look great. Second of all, I love that the second we get back together, it's like sliding into your most comfortable shoes. Sure. Yeah.

We can walk miles. By the way, there is a clip from apartment 2f 1997 online the sole clip of it ash is hilarious clock pants focus group scene where you're like yeah what's up with the stitching on these pants like because zach says one thing and then you jump on it and i was like number one nash is being hilarious two he's like a good actor in this scene. Yeah. It was really fun to see it. And I'm like, shit, Nash.

Old school days. Remember that? That's how far we go back. I was just telling my friends about one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life, which I think you guys were there. It was Zach Galifianakis after Andrew Solmanson got bit in the face. Yes. On your street.

On my street. Wait, wait, wait. He got bit in the face. Do you remember what Zach said? Did he get bit in the face or punched in the face yes on your street on my street you got bit in the face do you remember what zach said he did he get bit in the face or punched in the face you know he got bit bit yeah yeah so andrew went up and we were all at m bar doing like there's like fucking 15 people there or whatever and andrew went up and he told the story and he did well you know and he's like wow that's a harrowing story yeah it was funny and then then Zach went up right after him. And Zach just walks up to her and he goes, well, Andrew,

I guess you know how those cheeseburgers feel. Oh, my God. And it was one of the funniest things I ever saw. Unbelievable. Years and years. Years and years. Nash, you have a question because we philosophically think about this on the show all the time well i don't i'm just roll with it no come on no do we think do you think

the world's getting dumber like are we hitting a dumb threshold meaning like even from the last time you were on this show till now yeah right no i mean i think the world's pretty smart we have the internet yeah i love when this becomes crossfire My kids are so smart Your kids are smart They're way smarter than me And I don't know We have everything at our fingertips So I don't know

That's what I see at least So okay So I'm going to do a It can be both ways In that like We have all the tools to be smarter Do we choose to do it Some people choose not to

So as you know on the show Nashie We get great stories sent to us By our awesome fans There's a new way that we're doing it And remember Dan had all the stories last time this time dan's got a story jay's got a story i've got a story and we're gonna plunge into it and just get silly great let's do it hey guys welcome back to the show we got j got Jason Nash here. A tremendous follow on all social media. And talk about the new podcast.

Oh, a new podcast. All Good Things, it's called. I love it. Your guests have been wonderful. The stories and things that you guys get into are wonderful. You're also crushing it on TikTok with your clips of it. Yeah, we put clips on there. I like it.

It's really cool. First of all, I love i love this i love the set i love i mean i love the the backdrop where is that is that it's in my house it's in your house i love it it the vibe of it i know it's all good things like that vibe in there and the vibe you create with the guests is like it feels good it just feels good to try to do something positive you know like there's so much negativity on the internet and it just gets you nowhere are you being negative about the internet about the negativity look yeah she gotta be more positive about the negativity i'm really proud of the fact that it's something all right i just wanted to vote gonna feel like you know we met wait we went

to see this 80 for brady movie the other night yeah and um with my mom i saw the stuff you posted you got to get it to me jay and get it to me, Jay. And he, and we got to meet Tom Brady. No way. And he sat and you know, my mom just loves Tom Brady. Of course. Ultimate,

ultimate, ultimate person. Tom Brady is the best. He's changed New England, Jay. And he just like, he sat and he talked to her for like five minutes. So cool.

And I just thought like, oh wow, like that guy's just like so positive and he's like such an inspiration. And so like I, you know, I, it, it like reaffirmed,'s just like so positive and he's like such an inspiration and so like i you know it like reaffirmed like just staying on track just being positive and just you did for one second you weren't like doesn't he have someone else to talk when do you that's what i thought why is he spending this much time why is he is he hitting on my mom yeah he's not with giselle anymore yeah yeah i mean there's a point where like what if if Tom Brady became your

dad? I know we were saying that. That would be the greatest thing ever. Yeah. Takes your mom out, starts dating your mom, throws the football around with you. Where'd you meet her? I met her at the 80 for Brady premiere party. I didn't realize that was my fetish. So she's close to 80, so we're having fun. Yeah.

When do new episodes come out? They come out every Monday. Awesome. Yeah. Get it wherever you get it. Do you, you can watch it on YouTube. You have a YouTube channel. Yeah.

Most people, they'll be like, I love the podcast. And then I'd be like, Oh, which episode? They're like, well,

I just watched the clips. You get that? You get that a lot. Sometimes. I haven't, I haven't actually watched a whole episode, but I love the eight seconds of the memoir. You cut up. Hilarious. you cut up hilarious i love it i love it and i do agree with you that like it's very much a thing that i think

we naturally have done with this show and in general is to bring positivity and we get that back from our people from our fans yeah i'm sure you do too it's a good thing to put out in the universe it's nice it is good i love it i agree it's a good thing to put out in the universe. It's nice. It is good. I love it. I agree. It's all good things. Do you guys have any dates? Yes. We just added some dates I'm super excited about, but we're going to be on the outside of Cincinnati in Lawrenceburg

at the Lawrenceburg Event Center on March 4th. It's a huge venue. What's it like for you guys to go do stand-up now? I haven't talked to you in a while. I love it. What's it like? What's it like? You fly together. Are there other people with you guys to go do stand-up now? I haven't talked to you in a while. What's it like? What's it like? You fly together. Are there other people with you? Is it just the two of you? We usually bring a feature back that we

love. Someone we love. Are they on the same plane with you? No, because they're usually coming from somewhere else. A lot of times, we go with this guy, Jeff Tice, who was just with us in San Diego. He's fantastic. He's from Denver, so he'll fly from Denver. And Zach Martina, who does it, he's in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

And Nate Fridson, who's in New York. And Nate Abshire is in Minneapolis. So they'll just come and meet us wherever we are. Usually a good person that we enjoy hanging out with. And we do the weekend of shows. And our hour that we have right now, and I know Dan probably feels the same way about his hour, but this is my favorite hour that we have right now and i know dan probably feel the same way about his hour but our this is my favorite hour that we've ever done that's great i love it

so much and we don't know where it's gonna go well we've been working really hard at it and we started doing this thing now in our shows on the thursday shows and the late night shows is we'll just open it up to questions and we're like let's just shoot it and then we'll have that as social media content to put out. So we'll say like, Hey, this is a, might be the first time you're seeing us up close.

This might be the first time you're seeing Jews up close. I don't know where we are. We'll take five questions and they do. And it has been so fun. And it, you know, we have already done like 45 minutes of, of,

or 50 minutes of material. So they've seen all our stuff and it won't derail the last thing that we do. Yeah. And it kind of just fits at the perfect time. It's going to shoot it. So for the whole thing is a special, we're, we're thinking about doing that.

Uh, we're also thinking about possibly writing cause a lot of our stuff has sort of come under the umbrella of parenting. Yeah. Possibly writing like a two-man broadway show oh that'd be really good focusing on parenting like i'm speaking this out in the universe because i want it to like listen you gotta manifest i'm telling you manifest it sounds dumb i started manifesting last year and a bunch of stuff changed for me so i manifested the idea

for the tv show manifest isest. Is that weird? I mean, I really had to think about it Nash, and then it came out there. Speaking of parenting, are you guys doing sports with your kids? Yes. Do you have to drive like insane places? Yes and no. I mean, yes to the extent well, I got lucky that like

They're not doing club stuff. They are, but like this travel team turned into a travel league, and they can only play in one gym, and it's in Burbank. And I'm like, yes! Burbank, that's incredible. I'm like, I'm there. If you have to drive to like...

But when we were kids, you played sports when you were kids. Yeah, but I never did club. In Illinois, especially because every town where I'm from is 20 miles from the next town. That's right. People go... If you're in club, you're going... Forget it. They're going to Iowa.

Right, you're traveling to another state. Charlie plays volleyball. We went to New Zealand on Sunday. What? It was crazy. Yeah. 27 hour flight. For one game and then you flew right back?

Two layovers. Yeah. Yeah. And then you flew right back? And forgot the knee pads. Oh my God. You had to go back and get the knee pads. But you know what?

It's worth it because you're not going to get that time back. No, we went to Lake Forest. Lake Forest. Which I'd never heard of before. By the way, it it could have been orange county here's what i heard about the toilets in lake forest they flushed the opposite direction you're so far down it was so brutal you get up at 6 a.m oh i get up at 5 30 oh i pick up two kids oh because the parents are like thank god thank god you're doing this we We're going to just bang all morning. Three games.

Then they have to ref a game that they're not even in. Your kids have to ref a game that they're not even in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was like two hours and 15 minutes back. Oh, my God. Crazy. I mean, what? And you said the world's getting smarter?

That sounds dumb. Come on, Nash. Let's jump into another story, shall we? Oh, I didn't even ask you. Oh, we gave one date. So I'll do the next one. We just added Phoenix. We're going to be in Phoenix at Stand Up Live at the end of March, the 30th, 31st,

and April 1st. We're at Moontown. We're going to do a live Dumb People Tour. I'm not official yet, but hopefully I think it'll work out. I think it's going to happen. Hopefully live Dumb People Tour at Moontown. We're's going to happen. Hopefully live, Dumb People Town and Moon Tower. We're definitely going to be at Moon Tower. Crossing fingers for Dan that it got locked up, like Harbaugh's new contract. And then we're going to be in Minneapolis at the Acme Comedy Club.

We haven't been there for a really long time. That's going to be in May, May... 19th, 20th, and 21st. I've heard that's a great club. Why is that such a great club? It's amazing because... A-Room? A-Room.

The scene is really good. They have a lot of good con there. They like love comedy in Minneapolis, smart people. It's a great town. If not for the weather, like the weather is the thing that keeps people away and half weeks of. Yeah. We'll be there and it'll be nice. And so I hope that doesn't like everyone's like people at the lake house, but it's, it's really a great cool town and then the club itself is just designed perfectly low ceilings it's like the 280 300

people just last time one time you guys were telling me about you did like a like a sunday show in like echo park outside festival i think maybe you were telling me i can't remember and you were explaining to me about like how the, for comedy, the, everything has to be like perfect. Oh yeah. It's like Mount Everest.

Stand up. Yeah. And that, that just was not a good scenario. Do you remember? Yes. Yeah. Do you remember telling me this?

It might've been the FY. Yes. I think it was. Yeah. Where we're like out in this tent and like, and, and you're just like music one playing so loud right next to you how can we be subtle when like just you're like so bad you take a pause it's like and then the person that books you too is like yeah you guys will go up and do your set just do like 40 minutes you're

like no we're not yeah we'll do like 10 and then there's gonna be jackhammers but you guys are fine jackhammers are a great band it's great jackhammers and no one's there to see you they're just there to take a break from the music and you're like oh my god so it's fun so that's where we are daniel you got stuff coming is the yeah for sure every wednesday is the lyric at the lyric hyperion is the lyric comedy hour it's myself and irene too she's great and she is awesome you guys are going to do that show eventually yes we will i've already asked you twice to do it yes and then um i'm headlining i'm doing the growlix uh the last weekend in april yes and i'm also starting a show that i think will work i'll be there as much as i can but it should be every single month in houston called uh would you rather comedy where um it's like

gonna really help comics especially myself generate new material where comics come out and get a random like would you rather question. And you'll start out your set with that. If they spend 30 seconds doing it, they spend four minutes. It doesn't really matter. Great. But it's just a fun showcase show that's going to take place at the secret group in Houston and a great prompt. Yeah.

So love it. It'll be really good. Yeah. Love it. All right. Ready friends. Yes, we are. Let's do this.

This was sent in by, we talking about practice at not a game underscore. Not again. Yeah. Great. Let's do this. This was sent in by We Talk About Practice at notagame underscore three. Not a game. Yeah. Great. Love it. Okay. Woman with pitchfork and whip arrested outside Publix in Florida. Wait a minute.

Did she get pitchfork and whip? And whip? Yes. And whip. I bet she walked from her car to the front of the Publix with just the pitchfork and was like, ah, shit, I forgot the whip. God damn it. Let me the whip. God damn it. Let me go back.

God damn it. And then is like rooting around with the whip. Who put the whip under the seat? Calls her husband. Where's my whip? Where's my whip? I mean, if you have a whip, you're going to use it. That's the problem.

Dan. Eventually, if you have a whip, you're going to use it. If you have a whip in your car and you don't use it, you're like, what did I even get this for? I know. So much of my childhood. Dan, you had the whip. I know. this for so much of my childhood dan you had the whip i know i talked about it in my album everybody had whips every kid in wisconsin bought whips so dan some we just wanted to be indiana junk your friends right your friends would come to

your house and outside on the front lawn just be like oh yeah let's go down at the lake and you're just whipping people and it wraps around their ankle and you pull them off the dock someone hot no one died thank god how did you not all go to the hospital i know no one put an eye out with the whip we all whipped each other is it is it easy to grab someone's ankle with a whip when it's wet because that you do it and it just like rips around and i did it to one of my brothers once yeah they were standing on a rock and uh and i just went like this and i remember even as a child i couldn't have been more than 12 even when i pulled their leg out from under them with the whip and they fell face first onto the rock i thought as soon as they hit the water i thought to myself the way i'm pulling it the most sense is that they just go straight like this in their

head hits i know i was so i never did it again to a sibling or family member. And I'm sure the parents who are out watching were like, what are you even doing? Their kids had whips. I know. Whip them back. Whip them back if he does that to you again. Don't take that from him. You could buy whips for Christmas and stuff.

You'd open a new whip. The flea market. Every kid would just buy their own whip at the flea market. I've never heard of this. It was a weird chapter in my childhood. We're going to get a cabinet. There are townies listening to this right now. We're like, yeah, we all had whips.

We're going to get a cabinet. We need to get some flatware. I'm going to run into town for groceries. I'm going to stop by Just Whips and get you some whips. And don't forget to get a whip for your nephew. It's a whip Christmas. Do we have time to go to Whips, whips, whips? Honey, are you going to stop by Whips Etc.?

Whips Limited? Lake County, Florida. A woman accused of waving a pitchfork and black whip in front of a public store. This is the Florida's level of, you got a second to talk about kids in store. This is the Florida's level of, you got a second to talk about kids in need? This is the Florida version. That's their clipboard person standing outside of the thing.

Do you care about the environment? How many people in Florida also do you think unfazed walked right past her into the store? Said excuse me to her. Excuse me. I just need to, yeah. No one's asking you to wear a mask, me to her. Excuse me. I just need to. Yeah.

No one's asked you to wear a mask, ma'am. Go ahead. This is according to arrest affidavit. The public, the public's manager told deputies that Lisa and Sloan, LAS, three first names was trying to sell. What was she trying to sell? This is why this is a. Thin mints?

No. This is why this is perfect. Because as you know, like if you ever had your kids sad to sell things, you'll do whatever it takes. You sell Thin Mints, but you buy them yourself. So you don't have to go out there. You might rule. You sell Thin Mints, but you buy Samoans.

That's right. OK. This is where this really became. Dump People Town Enough was the pitchfork and the whip. That starts it. And grocery store. Right. In Florida.

The manager told Troopers Sloan.an where was i oh no here's public managers told deputies that lisa and sloan was trying to sell teddy bears behind the store in miniola earlier that day uh-huh what why would you bring a pitchfork and a whip to a teddy bear i mean you got to drum up business i guess who wants one of these hey do you want to whip to a teddy bear sale? I mean, you've got to drum up business. I guess. Who wants one of these? Hey, do you want to go get a teddy bear? Yeah, but get it from that good woman who has the pitchfork. Where should we buy our teddy bears?

From behind the store. Do you get your teddy bears? Where do you get your teddy bears? Is that like a store? Carnivals and stuff? I prefer to go with the woman with a whip and a pitchfork behind a Publix. Or is this called Build a Scare? Nothing good is happening behind any grocery store. No. Yeah, it's always scary behind a public. Behind a public. Or is this called build a scare? Nothing good is happening behind any grocery store.

No. Yeah, it's always scary behind a grocery store. Always scary. There's flattened boxes and old fruit. It's like if you were to turn the lights on at a strip club. That's like the back of every grocery store. Don't do it. Yeah, look at those smashed cantaloupes.

The manager told troopers that Lisa Ann Sloan used the pitchfork to stab a minivan there you go she's mad that's right the report said the manager also said the owner of the vehicle this is another wrinkle the owner of the vehicle that's the van that got stabbed with a pitchfork did not want police involved and would fix the damage on their own what do they got going what does she know about them what do they know about themselves no no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need the police. You guys going to be rooting around in my van? Yeah, I'll take care of it. I don't need you. What is this, Nash?

What is in there? Right. What are you up to? Troopers ordered Sloan to stop. That is so telling, Dan. A hundred percent. That is so telling. She did a lot of damage to that van.

Well. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. It'll be. I don't want cops involved in this. I'm fine. I'm fine. Troopers ordered Sloan to stop, but she refused to put the weapon down and then walked away.

I guess they just let her go. Yeah. Well, she's not stabbing or whipping anyone and she just gets in her car and goes. The report said that Sloan unbuckled her seatbelt after being placed in a patrol car and began kicking the window. Of course. I didn't know they put seatbelts on you. I guess they... Yeah, they have to.

It's a liability. They do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got to put a seatbelt on. Yeah, because if they don't and something happens and you own the place. You can, yeah, that's right. According to FHP, Sloan appeared to be highly intoxicated. Oh.

Didn't have an odor of alcohol, though. Right. After being asked about her cut marks and bruises, she said, quote, she felt no pain anymore and that god was in control there you go hey god is in control let jesus take the whip i mean that that's the truth sloan is being held in the orange county lake jail she's being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon on a five thousand dollar bond yes i'm gonna ask you guys we'll show you a photo we'll put it up on the YouTube. If you're not watching

there, go over to the All Things Comedy YouTube channel and subscribe if you're not. Okay. I'm going to show you. How old do you think Lisa Ann Sloan is? How old? This is Florida. Florida pitchfork and whip life.

She's a teddy bear entrepreneur. She's asking for $100,000 for a 5% stake in her company. She thinks it's a good fit for all of you sharks. Just take it, guys. What would you say? 32. 32.

I think she's 37. 37? Like, for real, she could be 21. Florida 21. She lived a life life the pitchfork 21 slightly i'm gonna say she's 44 she is 54 years old she looks great 54 years old maybe it's the smile i'm'm like, what are you doing? It's intermittent fasting. If you're doing math, you're not eating. Unintentional fasting.

It's a new thing called unintentional fasting. If I can't lose this 10 pounds, I might have to start pitchforking and whipping it. It's called whip it into shape. She's on the whip-up diet. You whip all your food. You have to whip it up. All eggs are whipped. Everything's whipped. People whip all your food. You have to whip it up. All eggs are whipped. Everything's whipped.

People are with a whip. Sure. So all she did was stab a van. Basically. That's what she did. She tried to sell teddy bears. Probably didn't have a license for that. And then stabbed a van. You take her in for that, Dan?

No. Come on. But I'm assuming they just started ringing her up on all the other stuff. Let's try and protect our small business owners. At some point, she was in front of the store and behind the store. In front of the store, she probably looked like a Halloween decoration. Yeah, I was like, hey.

As she's whipping things and stuff, who's manning the teddy bear rush that's going on behind the store? She's whipping people and she's stabbing vans. She's like, I got to get back there. My kids would like to buy some teddy bears. Can you stop pitchforking people in the front? Yeah, leave that van alone. I feel bad for the cops i just came up and have to deal with that oh i know it's so hard at least and they know her yeah lisa lisa all right that's story number two my friends randy's got us up next all right give us a tiny tease hold on you guys tiny

two story number three she looked good for 50 54 yeah 54 share the ipad here huh we have another extraordinarily stupid gender reveal and that's what we got coming up after the break again it is never it is fine to gender reveal that's totally cool i'm okay with you want to do that just dial it back dial it back world You don't need to do this. We'll talk about that on the other side of the break. Jason Nash is with us. All good things. It's all good things when Jason Nash is here with us. That's the name of his podcast.

Check it out. Not just the clips. We'll be right back. Stick around. Make it sound. There's more in our people town. Hey, y'all. Welcome back to the show.

We got Jason Nash here. Daniel Van Kirk's here. Randy's here. Let's take us home. I will take you guys home Welcome back to the show. We got Jason Nash here. Daniel Van Kirk's here. Randy's here. Let's take us home. I will take you guys home. Here's the deal. This was sent in by our good friend, Carlene McDermott at She Be Carlene.

We love her. Here we go. Here's the story. Couple contaminate drought stricken town's water supply by dying waterfall blue for gender reveal. Oh, you put so much into that. It's not your waterfall. Is that a headline or is that the story?

No, that could have been the whole story. That is not your gender reveal. Did any of you do? No, no. Yeah. So I would say it's like 10 to 12 years old. Dan, I had the ultimate thing of doing that. Dan, I had the ultimate gender reveal.

We didn't know the gender until the baby came out. That's the old. That is old. What's that moment like? Like walk me through all those seconds as you're looking for the genitalia. So I was so. How are you? I wasn't even looking.

I was looking up at my wife and I was just like. You were like, I was at the office. Yeah. Or maybe I was doing stand up. No, I was looking up at my wife and I was just like, you were like, I was at the office. Yeah. Or wait, maybe I was doing standup. No, no, I was there.

And, uh, and who is it? Zany someone, the worst name of a place to be at while your baby is being born. Yeah. No. And,

uh, and we had a doctor helping us and another like midwife with it. There were so many people in the room too. And, and someone else shouted it out before I could see. Are you serious? That's messed up. Took away your moment.

They said it's a boy. And I was like, it's a boy. It was still like a huge moment for me. And it was like a big reveal to me, but like, I didn't see it, register it and get to you.

You should have been the first person. I should have. Everyone should have been like, okay, we know what it is take a look yeah you get that moment to shout it out rather than or they should be like oh like leave it at that yeah is it not enough of a reveal to have like you know a lot of times somebody will let their one of their parents or their friends know and then that's who puts the cake together whatever yes is it not enough just to have everybody get together and have a good time and then somebody goes just tells you and then we all are happy like we did one where a guy started like a like a you got a one thousand acre fire because he wanted to shoot an explosive with an arrow that's it and that like burned down

like there were moments where they're like getting professional basketball players to dunk a ball and as it hits zion williamson Zion Williamson, who like, how does that what the ball break ball breaks? And then at the end, that yeah, when it bounces through. So what if you're having, I think if you're, if you're, if you're not contaminating the water supply of a drought stricken town, then you don't love your child. That's right. That's not. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. So the environment ministry in Brazil, like Brazil needs these types of problems. They have a coup already happening and Zika and everything else is investigating a couple that had dyed a waterfall blue for their gender reveal party.

Most waterfalls are blue. Am I right or am I wrong? Greenish blue? Well, they're clear and they reflect the sky. Unless they're like man-made like a few I know in Wisconsin, they lead to somewhere. Right. It's not just a waterfall.

We're just going to do the waterfall, and now it's going everywhere else. It doesn't just end once it hits from the top to the bottom. What is a waterfall? It's just that's the path of it. There's nothing for it to land. Once it hits the ground or the other water, it's not a waterfall. So, Dan, all right, I'm going to ask you this. Our dad, when he was younger and his friends,

there was an old restaurant in St. Louis called Al Baker's. That was like an Al Baker's Steakhouse in Clayton. And there was another restaurant that was really nice called Al's. And I'm like, unrelated, dad? He's like, yeah, they weren't related. I'm like, that's stupid. So two of the nicest restaurants in st louis one was al's and one was al baker's right anyway al baker's probably

came second because he's like i can't call it al's like i gotta call it al baker's and there was a not a waterfall fountain a fountain a water fountain in front and my dad and his friends when he are our dad and his friends when we were, when he was in high school, put laundry detergent in the fountain. That's happened in the town where my family goes a lot in Wisconsin. That's a good prank. That's a good prank. That's a good prank. You're not contaminating the water supply.

No, yes. No, that's a good prank. It's so insane. Funny. It's a great bit. It's a good bit. Harmless and fun. It's a good life bit.

It is annoying. You're going to piss some people off. Bubbles everywhere. You haven't ruined any habitat. It flows over. Nothing's ruined and fun. It's a good life bit. It is annoying. You're going to piss some people off. You're going to put some people in bubbles every year. You haven't ruined any habitats. It flows over. Nothing's ruined. Right. So they likely contaminated the water supply of a nearby town.

Now, the couple faced backlash on the internet. See? Internet's going to get you. Like Jay said, the internet's a good thing. We have the internet. Internet going to find you. Internet going to get you. All right.

After they posted a video on Instagram, you could have just contaminated the water supply and walked away and just told your friends, but you had to post a goddamn video on Instagram of the moment the waterfall turned electric blue to indicate that they were having a male baby as guests cheered. Well, I think all the guests should be like you cheered this. You cheered the contamination

of the water. I think the kid should have to pay for it for the rest of his life. He will. They later deleted the video which also showed swans contamination i think the kid should have to pay for it for the rest of his life he will they later deleted the video video which also showed swans dying no made of water balloons dying a giant question mark symbol made of pink and blue balloons was also kept by the bank why didn't you just do the like pop all right what about this what about this what What about this? What if the recent Chinese spy balloon was a shoot it down and this pink thing comes out. And it was a gender reveal. And it's a gender reveal for like the premiere of China.

Or that China said it's pink and that means we're going to allow Chinese girls to live. You're allowed to have more than one girl. They legitimately had to ask people in North Carolina to stop shooting at that balloon. Did they really? Yes. It's like, first of all. I'll get it. I got it.

Every centimeter you are off target, and I can tell everyone who had a gun shooting at the balloon, you're off target. You're off target. You were going to end up hundreds of feet away by the time that balloon. Because it's so far up at the end. And anybody who's boating is going to be like, what are you doing? You need to point to where it's not. Right. And you might get closer than you going to be like, what are you doing? You need to point to where it's not. Right. And you might get closer than you had if you had aimed directly at it.

So now the unidentified couple is now being investigated by the Brazilian Environment Ministry, which I'm glad that that just still exists in the Brazilian government. Remember? The BEA? As they polluted the Queimapé River, which is a popular tourist destination in the state of Mato Grosso, and a primary water source for the nearby central west town of Tangra de Sara.

They should have to pay for all this. Do you know what's crazy? If you stood at the bottom of the waterfall, right, and you had a friend go over the top with a whole bunch of blue flowers and dumped them all, like buckets of them all, and then it would have come down the thing and you would have seen all you would all been blue it would have been part of nature

nothing I'd be confused I'd be like I just see flowers so it's flowers or the worst is they're dyed and so by the time they come down the waterfall they're just white yeah yeah yeah we're having a white baby

why would you celebrate that so how far from the central town in kilometers in kilometers is the waterfall what do you think i'll go even 100 kilometers 100 kilometers and i'm when he's close i think it's like four kilometers okay i don't know what a kilometer is i don't need it's like a mile and a half a mile and a half or no it's like 0.67 miles 0.667. Three quarters of a mile. So your question is how far out were they? How far out were they? Because maybe that in their mind said, we could do this.

Oh, by the time this gets done. Because who cares? Four miles. Four miles. Yeah. So that's six kilometers. You guys have fans. I'm taking the ACT show over here.

I think. I don't know. Okay. One of you is exactly right. Who do you think it is? Now you get to play the game. game who do you think is exactly right you want to stay where you are nash what would you say said 4.6 kilometers for every mile 1.6 kilometers for every mile so i'm gonna go me 100 kilometers what do you said four and you're gonna stay with you you're gonna stay all right four the answer is six kilometers. Oh! Jason Nash.

How big, how many meters, meters now, is, I'm sorry, this is Brazil. How many meters tall is the waterfall? So like what kind of a waterfall are we talking about here? How big? How big is it? And I think one meter is about three feet. Am I right? Yes.

How many meters tall is this waterfall that they can that they wanted to turn i say 60 feet 60 feet so roughly 20 20 meters tall okay that's really 60 feet is like approaching niagara no no yeah but i'm with you jason i think they want they obviously wanted to go big they either go big or you go home in Brazil. I'll go 10 meters. 10 meters. So about that. Jay, check the meters in the foot thing.

It's about three. All right. I think it's three feet for every meter. Am I right? I think that's approximately right. By the way, Niagara Falls is 670 meters. Okay, right. That's very far.

All right. So I'm going to say three meters. Three meters. It is. The waterfall was 18 meters tall. He is the closest. Nash again. Nash again.

And is used for waterfall baths, rappel, and other tourist activities reported. And now they have to shut it down? It said periods of drought have caused frequent supply crisis for the municipality. A thousand people commented on the video slamming the couple for allegedly putting polluted stuff in the water. One said, what happened to cutting into a cake? I love that. Like now people are like, you did it wrong. I'm going to give you another suggestion.

Well, that's such an easy one. You don't know what the filling is. It's really pretty. I saw a picture of it. Right. I'm going to show you. We'll post this on the thing. This is the picture of the waterfall.

And Nash is like, I like it. It's blue. It's gorgeous. It's a huge, gorgeous waterfall. That looks like one of those flowing paintings that they have in Chinese restaurants. Oh, yeah. In a statement where you're like, did you guys fuck up the color on this thing? Oh, no, you didn't.

In a statement released by the Secretary of State for the Environmental, Mato Grasso, CIMA. Mato Grasso. Mato Grasso. Over Mato Grasso. I'll never be over Mato Grasso, SEMA. Mato Grasso. Mato Grasso. Over Mato Grasso? I'll never be over Mato Grasso. The department said it will investigate the couple to determine what products were used to dye the waterfall and if there was any environmental damage. Gender reveal parties have often in the past been criticized for extreme stunts. In May last year, I always love when an article gives you another word.

article gives you another one i mean last year an explosive device set off at a gender reveal party ignited a wildfire that resulted in the expectant parents being charged how much how much were the expected parents first of all really quick sure we don't know these people might have done it smart because they said it contaminated the water but they have yet to find out if there was any actual chemical environmental damage yeah what if you could use so maybe they were like hey assholes food coloring to be out of the water in two hours so they have to do the investigation research all right so the people who started a wildfire that's how i think we were talking how much would they find this is good 250 000 250 000 what do you think oh i three million dollars jay what do you seven million dollars and i only think because i think we did this story and i feel you guys are you were mad that they

started a wildfire you're gonna be even more mad when i tell you how much they were fined five hundred dollars oh that's it for starting a wild we did why are we discouraged why aren't we discouraging more people you gotta be punitive with that stuff it's gotta ruin your life what's explosive about the powder like why does it catch fire so if the powder isn't tanner right, so they put explosives and they fill the explosives with the powder. So when the explosive blows up, then it sends the powder into the air. And then, you know, pink or blue. There you go. And that is their story number three.

And that's a show. What a good time. That's a show. Jason Nash, I love you, buddy. All good things. All good things to you, man. All good things in your life. You're a solid man, buddy. All good things. It's so good to see you, man. All good things in your life. You're a solid man, dude.

You really are. I think we're 10 years ago, I did that thing for Nerdist, the TSA, Michael Kissick TSA, and you played my boss. It was just that quick little short thing you did, and you were... It was your sketch show. Yeah, and you were just pitch perfect and wonderful. I saw that. You're a good dude, man.

Randy and I have always said, Jason Nash is one of our favorite sketch comedians, onstage performers, all this stuff. It's so cool. I just wish he'd commit to a bit. I mean, that was my only criticism. It's beautiful to see you succeeding and having a following and people supporting you because you deserve it.

You know what's funny? The show you mentioned, Apartment 2 two F the one I was on. Yeah. Bill Burr did stand up. He did on that show, right? Yes. Here's who did stand up in on,

on our show. Bill Burr did it. Uh, it might've been his first, might've been his first TV set. Patton Oswalt did it. Yeah. Uh,

Arch Barker, Arch Barker, Patrice O'Neill, Patrice and Patton both did. And Bill Burr did stand up on our show. Jim Norton did stand up on the show. I mean, unbelievable show, apartment 2F, back in the day. You were a part of it.

You've always been a part of everything we've done. We love you. Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me. We love you. And oh, shit, guys. We've got to get back to work. Stick around.

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