Dumb People Town - Kara Klenk - Slippery When Met

Episode Date: October 29, 2021

This week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.

Skypains, out of here. Hey, townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Clank Population Clank. Kara Clank. Kara J. Clank. I like to think I'm a permanent resident of Dumb People Town. All right.

Sweetheart, you are. Kara Clank, can I just say what a joy it was to hang with you and Lisa at Moon Tower Festival. We had so much fun with you guys. It was such a blast. So after a show, after the last show after the

last show of the night we walked we were all hungry and we like walked to a food truck like where the food trucks were and like we sat down with two other people that were like one guy didn't reveal that he was a comic until later in the conversation and he's with this girl i'm like i'm like are you guys together exactly it was just so bizarre but i was so happy that we were having this bizarre experience experience with you with both of you guys just because you what i realized is like oh my god it's so fun to be in another city with your friends hanging out and experiencing weird shit totally especially because i'm like you know i'm not a new mom i have a two and a half year old but i've had that kid half in pandemic.

And now my second kid has been all in pandemic. And so to just be able to leave both of my children in a pandemic and have some fun has, you know, a lot of fun. I'm just saying it was double fun for me. You're up for it. You were up for it. And I am up for it too.

And that's, what's so great, Dan, you know, we kind of learned this from Dan just hanging around with him for the past decade is like, you got to say yes to things because you don't know what is going to come of it. So we're like, let's go walk up the street in this crazy part of town and grab a look. Let's start talking to these people. Let's find, let's

open up a dialogue with these guys. That's how Cara and I became friends. We were at John Roy's wedding and we just said yes to being like, I guess we'll hang out with the, we had never met. It was me and her's wedding and we just said yes to being like, I guess we'll hang out with, we had never met. It was me and her and Jared. I love it. We became wedding friends and it was the best time.

You could not have picked a better person. Did we meet you in New York or out here? In New York we met. I think New York. New York and then you came out here and we've done your wonderful shows

and have hung out and you've done this podcast and it's just a good time. And now you have this great new podcast. We'll talk about that later. Yeah, yeah. We'll get into that later but first, yeah. We'll get into that later. But first, we know this.

The world is getting dumber as we speak, right? It just continues to go down the slope. As ocean levels rise, IQ levels go down. I think those two things are connected in some bizarre way. So we try to fight it back through comedy. And Daniel Van Kirk, it's great. Stories sent to him through our awesome fans. Let's jump into one, shall we?

Yeah, for sure. This was sent in by La Asasina. Lover. MMA, at La Asasina. You got it right, Dan. You did great. Oh, I know. Why'd you try to?

Okay, ready? She's awesome. Here's the headline. Woman stuck in bath after home remedy went wrong. Woman stuck in bath after home remedy went wrong. Stuck in bath sounds like such an R. Kelly thing. I'm going to tell you. Stuck in a bath?

I'll give you a little lead on this. I don't buy any of it. You don't buy any of it? I mean, I believe that she was stuck, but to me, it was so easily fixed. Stuck in bath is the part I'm having a problem with, Dan, because that's like saying I'm stuck in this yard without a fence. Or I'm stuck on this escalator. I can't go up or down. She's stuck in her bathtub.

A woman resorted to using an SOS call online after she got stuck in a bath of coconut oil. Oh, I got it. Now explain to us these three men

that don't understand what that's about. I think what happened was maybe it was too slippery. She just like could not get out of the bath. I would pay a lot of money. If someone was like,

okay, this is the ticket. It is $80 to $100 where you get to watch this woman try and get out of a bathtub while slathered up in coconut. Is the Benny Hill music playing in the background? I would be like, let's kids, come on.

Yeah. We're watching. I still think you'd be able to flip a leg over the edge and wriggle your way out. Kara, this is 100% what I think. Flip a leg. You could at least get your arms, shoulders, and head over and then push against the wall. You don't need grip to use force. But Dan. And then, yeah, and head over. And then push against the wall. You don't need grip to use force. But Dan.

And then, yeah, I get it. You're on the floor of your bathroom. So what? You're not trapped. You know how many times I've been on the floor of my bathroom? Trapped is the wrong word. I've been on the floor of my bathroom numerous times this month. Trapped is you're like.

I will tell you this. I was in the bathroom. This is how old I am. I was pulling up my pants after taking a crap. Jason. And I pulled my back out. And I'm like, I should be dead right now. And even I, who could barely stand up, I was not trapped.

I pulled up my pants and I walked out of there on an angle. Trapped is like. Trapped is like I'm locked in this room and I don't know how to get out. Trapped is you're in your garage and everything falls on, like a shelf falls on top of you when you are trapped. You're pinned. Your body is pinned somewhere where it cannot

move. She's not under a Volkswagen. I don't think that that warrants, this does not warrant calling of civic services. You can't use the police to help with this. She should be charged and I think she should have to pay for everyone in her neighborhood whose burglar alarm went off

and then the police showed up and they had to pay the $250. She should have to pay for that too. Have you guys ever heard the Stone Cold Steve Austin story? No. Oh, you better get into it. He told this story. All right, brother. You got to do it as him. The Stone Cold Steve Austin. This is Stone Cold Steve Austin. better get into it he told this all right brother you gotta do it as him this is stone cold steve austin i'm gonna come here tell y'all a story about the time i had an accident now but first yeah but first this show's brought to you by sherry's berries

so he told this story i've listened to it a dozen times about it he tells a story of he is like in a trailer in like agudulce california or something like that this broken skull ranch and he's taking a shower he he's told this story i'm not there's none of this is out of school. He somehow falls in the shower and is kind of on his shoulders with his arm pinned behind him. And can't get up. And cannot get up. No way. But with his free arm, he's able to reach to the toilet and get his cell phone. So he calls 911.

Oh my God. And the 911 operator is like, what is your emergency? And he's like, y'all going to believe my ass. is stone cold steve allston did he say stone cold yes and he goes i'm not k faving which is a term where this isn't fake yes but he's using all these wrestling terms and they don't know what it is yes and so i'm not shitting you he said no pun intended he says in the story somehow when he fell a shampoo bottle went up his rectum no no he was like it happened what if i care i'm gonna go ahead take the floor because i'm 100 with you it started i'm just gonna say my husband jared who you guys know his mother was an er nurse in west virginia for a long, and she told me that she got a lot of people coming in

with stuff that they fell on that got up their ass. Thank you. Light bulbs, batteries, all kinds of shit. We do a whole episode of that every year on this show. Yes, and I am not shaming him at all. Dan, you're not shaming him, but you're shaming him. I will shame somebody who like... Put whatever you want up your butt.

Yes, 100%. And Kara's not either. I will shame someone who waits too long to go to the hospital or call 911. I go, what are you doing for four days? You can't sit. Sitting on a shampoo bottle. So he tells this whole story. I'm Pert-plussing.

And then, I might be wrong, but I think I'm Pert-pegging. An episode or two later, he's like, that was a joke. I got you. But it is not a joke. I don't think it's a joke so real he felt he obviously was pleasuring himself i shouldn't say obvious allegedly or uh assumingly he was pleasuring himself got it stuck all the way fell fell and could not get it he still had to call 9-1- Oh, if you got, I'm telling you, find it. I guarantee it's online. To fall on that in the shower. Now, I would say he was trapped.

Yeah. He was trapped. He's trapped. He was immobilized. He was trapped by his own celebrity. He was unable to. Can you explain to me where his arm is? And the free arm that got the phone. Where's the other arm? So I think he tells it actually very well. He falls in a way where

he's in the tub with his he's almost like there's a yoga move for it. I don't know what it's called, but he's on his shoulders with your legs back. And so since one arm is pinned into the shower tub and the other one is free, he couldn't get out. He's wedged in there,

but he could still reach for something wild. Okay. Danny was videotaping himself sticking his thing up. I hope he was. And I hope he loves it. God bless you. Enjoy it. God bless you.

A little anal play. But don't do a light bulb, please. I beg of you. No. Oh. Don't get any good ideas. My aunt was an ER nurse, too, and I could tell stories. So when a light bulb goes off over your head, that's a good idea. When a light bulb goes off over your head that angel gets okay i was saying that's a good idea when a light bulb goes off in your ass that's

right for everybody it's a universal symbol okay the australian known as den shan was at home sick with a chest infection and fever when she decided to attempt the diy remedy pouring coconut oil into a bath okay i never knew this was a thing you guys know anything nope never knew it people think coconut oil is the cure for everything everything if you go on the internet for any ailment that you have you will find some blog telling you to fucking put coconut oil coconut oil that's not true right can you cook with coconut oil yes yeah you can cook you can moisturize with it people use it in their hair people use it for eczema people you you can use it on babies.

I mean, people act like this shit will cure cancer. That's right. It's truly. When it was time to get out of the bath, she found out she could not pull herself up because the oil meant the bath had no traction, she wrote on Imgur. What did you pour the oil along the sides of it? It's not the pit from Silence of the Lambs. You can reach the edge.

No one's lowering the coconut oil in a basket to you. There's not a dog barking around the rim of the tub. You can see the top. Using her phone, she shared a picture of her legs and feet in the bathtub with the following caption. I am now going to show you guys and everyone. We should say that if you're a member of our Patreon, you could have been here live on Zoom with us. Yeah, we have Patreon fans here.

Thank you. Flies on the wall. Love you guys. Okay. I didn't know people could see me. Hello. Karen, you look great. Get into it.

Okay, ready? Here's this photo. I'm going to bring it up right now for everybody to see. This is her in her bathtub. Oh, my God. That's a lot of oil. That is a lot of oil. It's a lot of oil.

But she literally can't get out of that? This also reminds me of one of my favorite tweets. I can't remember who said it. Oh, my God. She's a great comic. She wrote, this is fitting for your podcast, Kara. She wrote like a law and order type show, but it's just trying to solve where my leg bruises came from.

Oh, God. I wish I could remember. Oh, my God. Okay. So this is her in the bathtub. A lot of oil. Trying to get out. And so my guess is every time she puts her feet to her butt, like her knees up to try

and get up. But just flip over on your stomach. She can't. No. Just go off the side like a fish being thrown out of a boat. She has no arm strength. She has no upper body strength. And can just go off the side like a fish being thrown out of a boat. She has no arm strength. She has no upper body strength. And can't go over the side.

In this picture, it looks like the oil has solidified. Is that what she's saying? That she got stuck? Like the oil solidified? She drained all the water. And she's like her legs are stuck in it? No, it's too slippery to even stand. It's too slippery for her to get out.

This is not true, right? Yeah, that's why I'm saying that's so dumb that i'm now i'm going to a totally alternate theory which is that the coconut oil has solidified and tracked her trapped her like a like a mosquito in a no cement she's saying she just not just not have traction also i like that color choice for her nails i know she's got great feet okay i'm currently we'll come back to that i'm currently stuck in a bath she wrote she added took some antibiotics and a valium and thought, I will have a relaxing bath. I found some bath salts.

The Valium is what screwed her. You think that's what's getting her? She can't do anything. Quote, lit some candles and poured some coconut oil. Now I'm realizing it was too much coconut oil. Oh, God. Once the water receded, she said she was left sliding around, unable to get herself out of the tub.

Oh, my God. There is no traction, no grip, just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil. Fuck home remedies. S.O.S. She wrote. First of all, Dan, how soon does this all quote? I didn't know. How soon does this story make it into a romantic comedy?

Where the woman who's like, I need to find someone because what if 20 years from now i'm in the bath and i can't get out and i put too much coconut oil like that woman in men and there you go and then the scene at the end when they after breaking up and then get back together he runs and finds her he's like i love that you put the movie is called slippery when met i love that you get stuck in the bath with coconut i love too much coconut and i love that you get stuck in the bathroom with coconut oil too and pour too much coconut oil and I love that you call 911

and when you find the person you want to put coconut oil on for yourself you want to start putting it on right away for the rest of your life and you want that day to be now I'm going to ask you guys how long was she stranded in the bathtub stranded in the bathtub that's the R. Kelly song.

Hope not. Never. Kara, you are a guest. You can pick where you go. You don't have to go first. How long do you think she was stranded in the bathtub? I mean, I want to think it's something so stupid like four hours.

Want to go with that? Go with it. Okay. Jay, what do you think? Go with it. Go with it. Okay. Jay, what do you think? Stranded in a bathtub. Branded a fool. No.

All right. What will they say? Monday at school. You too. I'm going to say six hours. Six hours. Yeah, I'm going to say eight hours. Eight hours? Yeah, she's been in it.

You're going for the long haul. She's been in it. Okay. You take a break. We're going Yeah, she's been in it. You're going for the long haul. She's been in it. Okay. Take a break. We're going to take a quick break. Yes. I want everybody who's a member of our Patreon that is at the level where they joined us for this, get your guesses in the comments.

Type them in the chat. We'll take a break. When we come back, we'll find out how long. We will also talk about something that's very messed up, but also not messed up at all. It's a great podcast by Kara Clank. Yes. We'll talk about it right after this. Stick around. Make a sound.

There's more at Don't People Town. Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Before we get to the answers, we want to remind people of Dan has some cool things coming up. Everything is at danielvankirk.com. I'm bringing back Small Game N nights where it's like

camp group games via Zoom. It's only like literally I only still sell like 12 tickets so they all sell out. Get in if you want to do it. There's also Jackbox games.

They're great. They're great hangs. Plus I do bingo where we raise money for great causes. Plus you can win real prizes and even cookies

and then we also do like a trivia pub night where the grand prize it's about to close out this year. You can win every night that we play it but the grand prize is i'm coming to one team's location and doing a show or a game night just for them and we'll if you want to be a member of the league uh that'll start back up in january but you can also just play in one right now win 100 bucks

so okay fun dan has a patreon as well we have a patreon here as our patrons know about here and then jay and i have a patreon we're doing doing new episodes of Cheap Seats. Cheaper Seats. Oh my God. You better get on that Gord show. We're going to do the Gord show and someone just sent us video of the balloon championships. The balloon world cup.

The world balloon championships. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where people just try and keep a balloon up from around the car, around a couch. I cannot wait to hear it. Oh my gosh. Like you do when you're kids. My childhood game is now a professional sport?

It is a world championship. World cup. They have like weird props. Like the stage, like the field, I guess. It is a world championship. They have weird props. The field, I guess. There's a car. There's a couple couches. It is hilarious. We'll be ripping that to shreds. Among many other things, bearded mustache championships, spelling bees,

who knows? We'll get into all that stuff. You've got to join. It's patreon.com. We'll be on tour. We're doing some stuff. We're going to a new place every month. Check it out at superscladders.com. All right, Kara, what's going on with you? Please tell the good people about your podcast with Lisa. Well, my fellow Moon Tower pal, Lisa Trager, another comedian who's very funny, and I started a podcast about, we're coming up on a year. And we're out every single week on tuesdays on the exactly

right network and it's called that's messed up an svu podcast it's about law and order svu but we also we take an episode we jump all over the shows in its 23rd season right now we jump all over the map and we talk about the episode and then we talk we investigate the true crime that the episode is based on and then we interview an actor from the episode. And so it's like, yeah, it's kind of three podcasts in one. We've got people that listen to our podcast that don't watch the show. They say they've never watched an episode of SVU. They just like hearing us talk about it, which I think is.

Of course. I think that's unhinged, but you know, to each their own. It's not. I could listen to that. Fake true crime. Fake true crime. Fake true crime. Give us a listen. Yeah.

Have you spoken to Mariska Harstigay? Hair-tigay? No, Mariska's kind of our white whale. We feel like we have to end the podcast after we get her. So we're thinking year three or something for her.

We gotta get the heart-igay. What we would like to do also is be able to like go to New York. We need COVID to be fully over. We need to like go to her and have like a face-to-face. It needs to happen. What about iced tea? Where are we at on getting iced tea? Where are we getting on iced tea? Obviously COVID to be fully over. We need to go to her and have a face-to-face sit-down. It needs to happen. What about iced tea? Where are we at on getting iced tea?

Obviously love to get iced tea. So far, cast member-wise, we've talked to BD Wong. We've talked to Diane Neal, who played Casey Novak. We've talked to the guy who plays Captain Kragan, Dan Florek. I don't know if you guys watch the show, but we've talked to a few regular cast members, and we're just working our way up to the

big guys. We're going to, you know, eventually try to get ice Maloney, the whole gang. And sometimes on some episodes, do you get the person who guest starred, who like played the villain?

And then we've had like, we've had Marsha Gay Harden, who's like an Oscar winner, but we've also had like somebody who was on screen for five minutes, but just had a really cool part, you know? Like, so we should get, you know what I want you to get on the gamut. Kara, if you'd be probably already gotten minutes, but just had a really cool part. You know? Yeah, yeah. So we- You should get-

You know what I want you to get? I'll guess from the gamut. Kara, you've probably already gotten this, but just, there's, in so many episodes, there's like a doorman, or like bellhop,

who's like, who's like just so fucking New York. It's like, I don't know, she came in here about two o'clock. It's like Jimmy Palumbo. They left about four hours later, that's all I know.

Yeah, yeah. Like that's the old, and like that's their one scene. Dude, everyone- Oh, I love those. Like, that's the only, and like, that's their one scene. Dude, everyone, every actor in New York, we did a long order. Not SVU. We did a long order.

You guys were on Original Recipe? Yes, we were. We were. With Dennis Farina. Dennis Farina and Jesse Martin. It was really fun. Dennis Farina is like, Did he throw you up against the car?

Yeah, so we're outside. We're talking about like, we're the red herring in the whole episode. We have like three or four scenes. You think we're the murderers, but really you find out that we're skimming money off of our nonprofit organization. Spoiler alert. Whatever.

It's 20 years old. It's great. I love this. Come on. And so we're outside by this, you know, outside. We filmed before in like New York Street facades, and you're like so aware that it's not New York, that you're in so aware that it's not New York that you're in LA but then when you're in New York City and they're like hold for siren because they're you're

in New York City you're outside and so we were like on the east side like maybe like 17th street not quite Gramercy Park but like right around right around there we're in a park and there's like a they have a fire engine and they've got like smoke because you know part of our non-profit is just burned down and these guys are out by the car interviewing us interrogating us and in between takes Dennis Farina's like where are you guys from we're like we're from St. Louis

and he's like oh I love St. Louis and we're like actually I'm sure you know this there's an amazing Italian food like district in St. Louis called the oh I know that Hill. I love the Italian food. Italian Hill over there. We're like, so we start talking about restaurants, and it's this, that, that.

And he's like, yeah, that's good. And he starts talking about a dish he had. And then the bell rings, and they're like, ready to go. And we're being so nice. And one second later, he gets this look in his eye, and he grabs me, and he throws me on top of it. Against a truck. Against a truck. And what's so great is I'm so shocked that he turns it on so quickly that that actually reads beautifully in the scene.

Yeah. What? We were just having a great conversation and now you're fucking beating me up. I think you should definitely get Mariska hard to get hard. Yeah. We would love to get her. I mean,

but I'll tell you something we've interviewed 45 plus actors for this podcast and every single one of them says that she's like the greatest person on the planet that she is number one on the call sheet and sets the tone and that it's the best set you can ever get on like she's so cool she sends me christmas card she invites me to her house like she sounds like an angel. I can't wait. I love it. It'll happen. All right. Okay, so the guesses were, Kara said, four hours.

Four hours. Jay said six hours. I said eight hours she was stuck in this tub. We had guesses of one hour, two hour, and five hours from our Patreons who are with us right now. I will tell you this. She was stranded in the bathtub for 30 minutes. What? Matt Windorf, our guest,

got that in. Thanks, Matt. Didn't everybody go over if you're playing Price is Right rules? We don't do it. We just go closest to the pin. You're not stranded for 30 minutes. That's like saying I missed my period by a day. You didn't. I never have. You didn't.

You didn't miss it. It's not late. She said she managed to finally get out by filling the bath with water and scrubbing it. So she cleaned it from the inside with the water? Yeah. I don't know. Have any of you guys ever done a home remedy that went wrong? You're like, I shouldn't have done that. No.

I don't think I've ever. I've gotten wild with some eucalyptus oil. Yeah. But that really helps. Oh, come on. This is just CBD thing for my back, but that's it. That's not even a home remedy. That's a remedy.

That's a remedy. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. I've never been into a home remedy. I put on the second album of, what are their names? Where are you going? I was making a joke.

The second album of the Black Crows. It's their popular song, and I like to put that on when i'm feeling sick with two kids under three it's called i need a remedy with two kids under three have you have you had anybody try to get you to do any like this is what you should do with these kids home remedy stuff that you were like no i'm not putting that on my kid or using that for that kid and um no no i mean i guess like i have at like at like my my baby has a little bit of cradle cap and people have said coconut oil will get rid of it. You know, we're like other. Yeah, I can't do a home remedy. It always involves vinegar. I never have vinegar on hand.

I can't. There's always some sort of soaking that I'm like, that's too much of a time commitment for me. I have like, no, I pay someone to steam clean my couch. I like to throw money at the problem if I can. Sure. Why has there never been a band called Cradle? And they just do, and the caps in the cradle and the silver spoon. The caps in the cradle and the silver spoon. So then she put this out.

So she starts getting people like obviously commenting on it. One person said, this is from Heather. Whatever said you really shouldn't use coconut oil in the bath. It can re solidify in your drains and back everything up unless it's fractionated. Yes, I don't know. I'm out. You knew she was wanted to drop that word as well as advice she received from other numerous or from other people. She had numerous comments about her feet ranging from compliments to concern from people who thought her ankle could either be dislocated or broken i thought her left ankle was broken guys okay we can bring the photo back up i thought her left

ankle was definitely like broke don't you think if her left ankle was broken or dislocated dude her left ankle looks bad it's a shadow okay Wouldn't that be what this post is about? I can't move my left foot. It looks like a compound legs when I'm with you. There you go. And I like it. You know those feet are going to be on WikiFeet. You know they are. Well, here you go.

What's her WikiFeet score? This is what she said. They go, we think your ankle is dislocated or broken. She replied, nope, I'm just fat. She added, update on inbox messages. I thought I'd get a lot of dick pics or show us your boobs. Turns out there's just a lot of people with foot fetishes on here. Yeah, you know it.

Of course. Rex Ryan's like, what's the problem with that tub? Any woman who puts their feet on any social media ends up on WikiFeet. Any woman who's ever been photographed in Hollywood. Kara, have you worn open-toed shoes to a premiere? You'll end up on WikiFeet. Wow. No, I can't even think of that.

Yeah, I think I've heard so much about my friends having WikiFeets that I will never post, like, look at my pedicure or anything. I'm with you. I haven't posted my feet anywhere because I know about that shit. Exactly, because it'll be used in a bunch of other ways. Okay, back to this. One person wrote, you didn't choose the tub life. The tub life chose you.

I love it. Welcome to the tub life. Another person chose you i love it welcome to the tub life another person said i too enjoy coating myself in oil so i can pretend to be a slug uh i think this is all bs you think she just did this for no i believe that she thought she was stuck in like i said maybe the volume really played into like i can't move my body as well as i want to it's a really deep i just hate when you use words like trapped and stranded. Those are two words. You cannot get out.

You're, you're, you're eight. You're not trapped. She's playing the victim. I don't want to blame the victim, but she is playing. You can get out.

Yeah. Like Anne Frank was trapped. You are not trapped. She never felt like her life depended on it. Cause if your life would have, but you could get out of that tub. You're not posting about it. And 30 minutes is a pause in your life it's not

it's not a stranding or a trapping how many times have you said to your family mommy's trapped in the tub for like 40 yeah i'm trapped in my bed i'll be out as soon as authorities come to rescue also disclaimer for everyone just if you haven't done it a little oil goes a long way right she probably did use way too much oil I don't feel like I'm getting enough it's like the person who's never eaten edibles I don't feel anything don't eat another

down dummy that's our story with our friend Cara Clank that'll do it for this check out her podcast which is once again that's messed up NSVU podcast on exactly right you get it on Apple Stitcher wherever you podcast baby go get it

it's so fantastic our Patreon fans will get a lovely story of I did something stupid with uh Kara we'll do that right after this

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