Dumb People Town - Kate Peterman - Plant Based Fries

Episode Date: December 20, 2019

A man places a very special order at a McDonald's

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Welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Peterman Population Peterman. Kate Peterman. Welcome to the show. I did when I came in. I was like, hi, I'm here for dumb people. You're like, well, there's dumb people.

You found us. You found us. We found you. We were talking before we hopped on this thing. You grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania. To be clear, I grew up in Scranton. I'm putting you right on the mic. Oh, okay, sorry. I grew up like 20 minutes from Scranton, but no To be clear, I grew up in Scranton, but I- I'm putting you right on the mic. Oh, okay, sorry.

I grew up like 20 minutes from Scranton, but no one knows Kingston. Okay, so Scranton was the dream. Scranton was the dream that I never achieved. It was the golden city on a hill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you ever think, though, that growing up, there's no way anybody could imagine that the office would come along and put that town on the map?

Everyone knows Scranton. Well, we knew it. That's why we stopped there. So why did we know Scranton, Pennsylvania before? Scranton was like the name of a town in the Northeast that you would just say. Like Poughkeepsie and Scranton. Those are like two towns that we just knew.

Schenectady. I feel like it was in like a Billy Joel song maybe. Scranton. Allentown. Allentown. We'veranton Allentown Allentown We've been to Allentown Was it Heading up to Scranton

For some homemade pumpkin pie Is that it Is it in a Christmas song But That could be You're talking to two Jews here But Dan you would know that Hoopty Hoop

And Whoopty Whoop I think it was in The Humpty Dance And Dickory All right stop it Whoopty Whoop I knew I'd hear it this year Well we believe

That the world is getting dumber. And I don't know if you. I agree. That just isn't it like it's happening. I think I'm getting dumber. I'm not even trying to be self-deprecating. Like I'm actually trying to really not be self-deprecating anymore. And I truly feel like I'm getting like I felt an emotion yesterday.

And then I was like, I should just play Toon Blast on my phone. And so I did. I'm on level like 2000. Toon Blast is like, isn't that like Fruit Ninja? Yeah, it's like Candy And so I did. I'm on level like 2,000. Toon Blast is like, isn't that like Fruit Ninja? Yeah, it's like Candy Crush, I think. Right.

But it's, yeah, it's just what it tastes. Like we can't even describe it. That's how dumb we are. We don't even know what Toon Blast is. I pay money for it sometimes when I'm out of lives.

Of course you do, Kate. It's bad. Please stop. I have to tell myself when I get one of those, I have to say the moment I get it, I will never pay for this. And then some reason having that commitment from the jump. You have to tell myself when I get one of those, I have to say the moment I get it, I will never pay for this. And then for some reason having that commitment from the jump.

You have to listen to yourself. It's like walking away from a casino table. You're a man of your word. I can't relate. I'm really good with the app part of it. And on your way into CVS, there's a homeless guy out front who is like, when you get out, give me some money. And when you walk in, you're like,

all right, I'm not going to give him money. I can't do it right now. I just not go. You make the commitment to that. So what I do when I come back out is I'm always like, I make it super God. I'm like,

I hope God blesses you. I'm going to, I don't have any money for you, but I'm going to say a bunch of prayers for you. Do you say them? I do. Good. I do.

Then that's great. I'm going to pray for you. for you i said i'm gonna pray for you extra hard and i and i know that might not sometimes i'll throw out like what do you what do you want and i'll be like if it's in the budget i got you and if they're like a gatorade i'm like okay dan that's so nice but if it's in the butt i tell i'm like hey i'm like i'm'm fighting through this too. But what I do inside is I have a thing where, this is why I don't feel bad about it, is I subscribe or whatever to the thing where you round all of your things up to the next dollar. So everything becomes an even dollar.

So they donate whatever that percentage is to a charity. So you're really helping that person. So I'm like, I feel like I'm giving to a charity. We're getting in the weeds here. The world's getting dumber and we need to figure out why. And Kate Peterson, Peterman, is here, and we need to go through this story that got sent to us. I've already now forgotten her last name,

and I'm doing it incorrectly. Kate, I'm getting dumber. It's okay. It happens all the time. People want to say Peterson. And I feel like- Peterman, like Seinfeld, should have cemented your name forever. You'd think.

And then look at my head. Kay Peterman is the Jay Peterman. Here we go. Kay Peterman is the Jay Peterson. Are we out of the weeds? Nope, let's go. Okay. McDonald's is the headline.

First of all, it was sent in by Joe Luttrell, at the gentleman Joe. Love you, Joe. This guy sends great stories in. Thank you. Great thing about Joe, people send me stories by hashtagging don't people town at Daniel Van Kirk.

He'll like comb through those sometimes and when they're fake, he tells them for me and tells me. He's our like watch that fake. Like there was some story that just came out recently

where it was like a plane accidentally dumped like thousands of pounds of manure on a town. Yeah. It was like a shit storm literally. Yeah. And it's been sent to me a lot but on a town. It was like a shit storm, literally. And it's been said to me a lot, but Joe Luttrell was like, fake.

Fake. So this is the one moment in our universe where someone actually can use the term fake news. And that's real. So I think in a world where we cannot agree on facts, which to me is the saddest thing in the world. No, that's the beginning of the end. That's the beginning of the end, when we can't agree on facts, this podcast, we can all agree how stupid things are. Yeah. Let's all agree on that.

Let's agree. Here's the headline. McDonald's served man sweet tea with a side of weed. That's a number 11. Do you ask for that? I'd call that. That's the definition of a happy meal. Right.

I mean, that's the dream. Paris Brown thought it was strange when the Hilton Head Island McDonald's worker paused as he ordered sweet tea with light ice and extra lemon. He said the code. That is. He didn't know it. I know. So wait, so the workers say light ice, extra lemon is his drug-like code. I imagine everyone at McDonald's working, there's a lot of hubbub and everything,

and then the person at the thing and they order, make the order. It's just like working, working. Yeah, can I get a sweet tea, light ice, extra lemon? And everyone stops, and you just hear like that. You hear a tongs drop in the back, you know, like a tong drops in the back. You hear the fryer. And just like everybody stops. For one second, they all look at each other,

and then boom, they start getting back to work. And you're like, okay, this is what it is. So the guy goes. That's such an easy code. It's too easy. That's why it's dumb people's time. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Now look, if anybody orders cheese on their fries, you know.

We're called cheese fries. Signal. Oh, my God. Yeah. If somebody says no onions on a quarter pounder. You know. We're called cheese fries. Signal. Oh, my God. If somebody says no onions on a quarter pounder. If someone says thank you for the order, that's when you throw the weed in the bag. Thank God it was just weed. If they want an extra straw, they want meth. Weed.

Oh, my God. Okay. So he goes. Because you have no teeth. You got to. Sweet tea, light ice, extra lemon. And the cashier or whatever goes, eh? Here we go.

Extra lemon? We got another one. Extra lemon? The drive-thru worker asked in an odd voice. So it's not even the light ice. It's not even a double verification. It's a single. I'm sorry.

Did you say? Light ice is too common. Extra lemon. Extra lemon. We can put that lemon in there. I don't drink a lot of sweet tea. Is extra lemon crazy? No. Right? there. I don't drink a lot of sweet tea. Is extra lemon crazy? No.

Right? No. I don't think so at all. Kate, isn't sweet tea what they use to get predators? Predators, yeah. To catch a predator? Come sit here and have this. No, it's not sweet tea.

It is sweet tea. Chris Hansen says, come on into the living room. We're going to give you some sweet tea. And then boom! You are nailed. You got busted. Dan, type up. Jay, look up on your phone.

Chris Hansen's sweet tea. That's to catch a predator? To catch a predator. One of my good friends from back home was not on the show. Needs to be caught. He was. Someone had the same name as him. Really?

It was Rob Cannelli. He'll be fine with me saying it. You're not a predator, Rob. Well, you are. One of you is. My friend is it. Come on inside. I made some sweet tea, the decoy says,

in To Catch a Predator. Come on inside. I made some sweet tea. Okay, so if you were to say, come on inside, we made some sweet tea, and then you're like, with extra lemon? And then you get caught and you extra lemon? Mm-hmm. And then you get caught, and you get weed. You're selling drugs out of your-

That's a nice blow, you know? Yeah. It's just like, oh, man, you are cut, but you could get a little high before you're You could get a little high before you're out of here. I'm going to tell people, we need a better code. If you're working in a fast food establishment, I'm not saying restaurant, and you are dealing drugs, it needs to be, someone needs to order can say can i get a small mr pib and they're like and if you don't have mr pib they should say i know can i get a small mr

pib but i want to pay the large price no one would ever ask for that no one would ever ask that no one would ever want mr pib in a small have a brown. Why wouldn't you make it about something related to like, if it's weed, like greens? Can I get extra leaves on my fries? Can I have an all green salad? Can I have plant-based fries? Yes. Well, I guess they can't trace it back.

You know what I mean? Because it goes right on, like when you say, it comes up on the little monitor. It types it out for you. It's like the little, so it can't be anything related. Can I get the kale salad, the kale Caesar? Like they're going to have a kale Caesar. Can I get a plant-based fries would give you exactly what I need.

Randy, all fries are plant-based. No, they're not. Potatoes come from plants. Oh, yeah, they're plants. What the fuck are you talking about? Plant-based. Oh, yeah, they're plants. What the fuck are you talking about? Plant-based. Oh, that's a t-shirt. All fries are plant-based.

Okay. Extra Lemon, the drive-thru worker asked in an odd voice. Brown, that would be Parrish, later figured out what Extra Lemon was about when he discovered quite a bit of weed inside his sweet tea. Can I get a plant-based soda? After he drank it all at work. Oh, God. This is where the dumb starts to shift.

We feel bad for the people who, like the dummies were the ones who had such an easy code and now it's this the charleston man called the buford county sheriff's office around 11 30 p.m on october 27th to report the incident yeah i never had weed a day in my life so i immediately after i started drinking it i started to feel weird and it didn't taste like something i recognized but But he kept drinking it. The weed was in the tea. It was a weed tea. It wasn't like a baggie of weed.

No, a vial of weed. Hold on. It was weed in the tea. Why would you call the cops? Because he's paranoid as fuck. And also he wants to bust these people. Right. But he was thirsty and needed a late night pick me up as he worked his second job on Hilton Head.

Except not that kind of pick me up. So he said, I tasted it. It did not taste right. But I kept going. This is my tea and I will live with it. I kept going. Keep going. Yeah.

The lid comes off. Okay. He had hoped for the sweet tea and kept thinking, maybe this will get better. Maybe it's just me. Which is also what people say when they're just straight up smoking weed. But I say it all the time. I thought this is a real thing that happened. I was in the shower.

The hot water got cold, and I thought maybe I'm not feeling it correctly. You blame yourself. Kate, that's on the water. I recently had one of those times too where I was like, I'm not feeling it correctly. You blame yourself. That's on the water. I recently had one of those times too where I was like, I'm going to fight this out. I'm going to wait it out. Maybe it'll get better. Did you ask the water for extra lemon? How many people who have ever had weed in their

first time in their life have said the same thing? Maybe this will get better. Maybe it's just me. He's definitely high. That's probably a common phrase. Wow. Maybe this will get better. Maybe it's just me. Yeah. So he's definitely high. That's probably a common phrase. Right? Wow. Maybe this will get better. Maybe it's just me. So optimistic.

As he fidgeted with the straw and poked around inside the cup. Finally, when Brown realized he was, quote, high as a kite, he opened up the lid only to find something he wasn't expecting. Just a clump of weed. The face of his dead mother. God. The face of God. I stared in that sweet tea

and it stared right at me. The ship from Flight of the Navigator. The wreck of the Edmund Fitch show. Six episodes of the show manifest. How many bags of marijuana do you think were inside his tea? You were totally right. You were totally right. How many bags of marijuana do you think were in there?

Six. Six bags. Wow, KJ. Wait, so I still don't- Think of those McDonald's cups. Oh, yeah. Two. And he wanted a late night pick-me-up.

Just says two. I say three. Okay. One of you. He's exactly right. And we will find out who. Right after we take a quick break. Stick around.

Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. Hey guys, welcome back to the show. We are with Kate Peterman. People can follow you on the Twitters at? K-A-Y-T-E-P-E-A. I can't change it. K-A-Y-T-E-P-E-A. Follow you.

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What should people look for what you're up to these days? Well, right now, my best friend and I are doing a podcast called Cisco and Treebird Present a Christmas Podcast Spectacular on Ice. And it is where my friend Quinta Brunson was raised a Jehovah's Witness. So she's never celebrated Christmas. I was raised Catholic and I've been celebrating Christmas every day. You've been really celebrating it. Like, I'm really into it.

Saturday Mass? Are you doing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did it in Saturday Mass? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did it at Mass before? Sometimes I would go to the Christmas Eve, and then I would also go to Midnight Mass. Oh, jeez. That's so much.

I know. I'm paying a lot in therapy to get out of it. Who was your saint that you picked at Confirmation? I thought you were going to ask who was your therapist. The saint, I picked Anne. Okay. Because my next-door neighbor's mom was named Anne, and she died, so I took it. Damn, you are. You are.

I know. I'm so sweet. This conversation is so far above our heads. I can't even. Now you know how our listeners feel when you guys go deep into indoor soccer in St. Louis. Slow Bo Lelievski. My patron saint was Tony Glavin. Pocket rocket.

Anyway. Jeff Cacciatore. Stop. Stop it. Sammy Bix. Stop. Carl Rose. So you've been to like an hour and a half long wedding service. Anyway Jeff Cacciatore Stop Stop it Sammy Bix Stop So Carl Rose

So you've been to like An hour and a half long Wedding service So you got this podcast Is the podcast you explaining To her what Christmas is And what to do No

The two of us just rate And review Christmas movies So every episode There's two classic Christmas movies And then one Are you watching The Hallmark lead up

Of like 30 Christmas movies I watch them Every time I'm on a show I watch them I watch them with my kids My kids love Bad cheesy Christmas movies. I watch them every time I'm on a show. I watch them with my kids. My kids love bad cheesy Christmas movies. What was the Christmas movie with Vince Vaughn?

Four Christmases. It's the worst. It's so good. It's the worst in that episode? The Catholic told the Jew. The Jew told the Catholic. Why did you like it? I didn't like it at all. You did?

Oh, thank God. My wife loves it. I actually started sweating. I got nervous. I didn't like it at all. It was terrible. We thank God. My wife loves it. I actually started sweating. I got nervous. No, no, no. I didn't like it at all. It was terrible. We saw the one. There's so many good people in it.

There are lots of good people in it, and it has the potential to be. What's the one where? Is Four Christmases and a Funeral? Wait, where are you at on Love Actually, Kate? I love it. We don't do it on this podcast. You love Love Actually? I do.

You love Love Actually, and you hated Four Christmases? Absolutely. Where is your fucking compass? To me, Love Actually is everything. Stop, Dan. Actually. It's a rip. Hey, what about Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

Don't know it. Okay. That sounds like a Chris Brown song. No, it's Shane Black, I believe. Shane Black, who did Lethal Weapon. Oh, like so many. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's Val Kilmer, Unbelievable.

It takes place during Christmas. It's got some Christmas stuff in it. Die Hard, do you consider Die Hard a Christmas movie? That's one of our debatable mentions. So every episode, it's two classic Christmas movies and one debatable mention. Okay, explain. This is so great, this podcast.

I want everyone to listen to it. Explain the name so people can find it and do it one more time. Okay, it's called, because nobody stopped us, it's called Cisco and Treebird Present a Christmas Podcast Spectacular on Ice. There you go. I can't even remember. If you just do Christmas Podcast Spectacular.

I barely remember that it's still Peterman and not Peterson. So how am I going to remember Cisco and- We have that in there, but we don't love it. Whoa. That's a show. That's a show. No, Dan, we have another half. Okay, so wait. Before we got off the break, we-

You guessed how many bags of marijuana- Of weed were in the sweet tea. Yes. I said two. Randy said three. Kate said six. Okay. One of you-

Memory. Is exactly right. Exactly right. Who do you think is exactly right? Now you get to play who do you think is right. Me. Okay. Kate says herself. I'm right. I'm right. Who do you think is exactly right? Now you get to play who do you think is right. Me. Okay. Kate says herself.

I'm right. I'm right. The total number of bags in the sweet tea marijuana, which is also known as extra lemon. You sure about that extra lemon? Extra lemon. Is, play along, Tonnies, three. Yeah!

Three bags in your face. Turns out, as he was poking around his cup with the straw, because he tried to drink all of it, knowing it didn't taste right, the bags became punctured, releasing the leaves into his tea, according to him. So technically, he did it to himself. Like, the weed wouldn't have necessarily gotten to him had he not punctured the bags. Yeah, it wasn't weed tea.

It was weed baggies in the tea. In the tea. You're right. Here's my the box yeah it wasn't weed tea it was weed baggies in the tea you're right here's my question did he made it we did the tea cost 58 dollars like that should have been a red flag no that too extra lemon the tea is going to be like 60 bucks what right there's a lot of stuff in the bottom of that tea that you just which is why i start to doubt this guy where i'm'm like, you knew, you heard about this, you did it, you freaked out. And now you're trying to blame them. Right. Quote, well, I was high and panicking

at work, so I called my dad. I didn't want to get in trouble for this. How old are you? We're going to figure it out. Let's figure it out. Brown said it was a whole ordeal. His father told him to tell his manager what happened and call the police. Tell your manager.

And then it gets worse, Brown said. I called dispatch and the woman yelled, like, what? Call 911. And I was like, ma'am, you are 911. She couldn't believe it. Only when you're high does the police department say, you call 911. Ma'am, you are 911. Isn't that the best to do to somebody who's freaking out high, though?

I thought I did. No, you didn't. You haven't called anyone. You're outside of the matrix. You're not even on the phone right now. You got to get back into the matrix and call 911. Oh, no. I know.

How bad. That sucks. How bad. That really, really, that's. Right. That is so good. They might as well be like, you've died. You're already dead. Oh, yeah. Tell him he's dead. Your soul is so good. They might as well be like, you've died. You're already dead.

Oh, yeah. Tell him he's dead. Your soul is out of your body. That's what's walking around right now. Brown said he had a tough time convincing his management and authorities what happened. Quote, I kept being like, I swear, there is weed in my sweet tea, he said. Sure. The officer asked me why I drank it, and I was like, well, I was thirsty and dumb.

I added the and dumb. Jeez. Wait, wait, wait. I thought you couldn't get high from just eating weed. I thought you had to cook it. It's got to be baked into something. Well, if it's hot enough and it's soaking in the hot. But it's a sweet tea.

Sweet tea is iced. It's a sweet tea cold, yeah. I don't know. If it soaks into the, I don't know. This guy's full of shit, I think. This guy's a square. Yeah. He's a narc and a square.

It's maybe psychosomatic this dude he said the officer who responded took one glance at him and one sniff of the substance inside his drink quote and they were like oh yes that's marijuana brown said commented this is the biggest nerd commenting that he wasn't entirely sure if it wasn't if it was just marijuana in his drink because the the effects he experienced seemed to be different from what he understood. That's a whole other thing, too. And they're like, this can't be what getting high is.

It's different for me. From what I understand. Yeah, exactly. Dude, you didn't even know that you didn't call 911. So how are you going to determine what was and what wasn't? He watched Doctor Strange three times and thought that he knew what getting high was. Brown said the rest of his meal, which included a 10-piece chicken McNugget and a double cheeseburger, was completely normal.

That's a lot of saturated fat. A lot of food right there. I don't believe this guy. I don't either. I don't believe this. I don't like him. He checked his receipt and saw that he- Kate's not on board.

Here's the other thing we touched on. He checked his receipt and saw that he had paid the regular menu price for the items. So this is just like a joke. They're just giving free weed away? They're just giving away weed. So they're messing with people now. You've got to ask yourself, is McDonald's messing with people?

No. Extra lemon, baby. Well, that I feel like I could understand. Again, paper trail. I get it. He gives the weed and then he pays another guy so that whoever gives him the weed is working with the guy on the outside who got paid. Oh, that's so strange.

So he's lying. It's like the wire. You've got your guy in the corner. Yeah outside who got paid. Oh, so he's lying. It's like the wire. You got your guy in the corner. Yeah. The sheriff's office is investigating the incident according to spokesperson Major Bob Bromage. B-R-O-M-A-G-E. This all sounds so fucking made up.

Bob Bromage. Bob Bromage. He only says his full name when he shakes. Sergeant Bob Bromage to you. Shakes your hand and he says, Bob Bromage. He only says his full name when he shakes. Sergeant Bob Bromage to you. He shakes your hand and he says, Bob Bromage. Nice to meet you. Bob Bromage. He never doesn't say his last name. Bob Bromage.

Bob Bromage. Bromage Manufacturing and Landscaping. Are you a cop? Yeah, but it's a side deal. So why didn't you say cop first? No, I got a couple of things to do. Let me do it how I do it. Let me do it.

Cap is my hobby. Construction's my day job. Cap is my hobby. Construction's my day job. Cap is my hobby. Bromaggio. All right. The marijuana was submitted into evidence, according to the police report. Bromaggio said he could not comment further on the case or give details, including the specific business location, as the investigation is pending.

Because now he's like, everyone will go there and get extra lemon. Or they run a sting operation. There are two locations for McDonald's on Hilton Head on the north and south ends of the island. You got a 50% chance, guys. Yep. Where are you going? Where are you going? Fine one. I just love this guy at Extra Lemon and got weed, whereas

Andrew Youngblood, who features for me on the road, tries to get the air land and sea at McDonald's every time we go there, and he cannot get anyone to give it to him. What is Air, Land, and Sea? Fish filet, chicken, and a burger between a bun. It's one. What? Disgusting!

I agree. Who would do that? Andrew Youngblood. What kind of sauce do you put on that? What kind of sauce? Tartar sauce? Honey mustard tartar. That's disgusting. What kind of sauce do you put on that? That's disgusting. What kind of sauce? Tartar sauce. Oh, you're the nicest grandma. What do you put on that? Honey mustard tartar. There's not a sauce that compliments each meat.

Barbecue. You put barbecue, honey mustard, tartar, and toothpaste. That's what you put on. Oh, no. Air, land, and sea. If anyone's completed the air, land, and sea, let Andrew Youngblood or me know. Or your doctor. Every time he asks, they're like, what?

And then he just orders his 10 piece and double cheese if anybody honestly if andrew youngblood walks in and anybody is like yeah we can do that for you i guarantee that person will be his friend for life for life yeah we'll give him a set at the secret group okay uh then it says oh there's the quick little aside other fast food joint restaurant incidents whatever whatever. This is not the first time a fast food restaurant has been accused of serving or selling marijuana to customers. In June, a North Carolina man was arrested on charges of selling marijuana from a Taco Bell. Now, that matches up.

Exactly. Where he worked. In 2017, two workers at a New Hampshire Burger King, I love that it's New Hampshire, Hilton Head, North Carolina, were charged with selling weed to customers who ordered fries extra crispy. That's still too common. Too common. That's how I order my fries. That's too common.

There's so many children that order that, too. Extra crispy. I know. Oh, that's fantastic. Well done, fries. Are you sure you want extra crispy? Oh, I guess it has another layer to it. It's custom in 2017 in New Hampshire at the Burger King, customers who ordered fries extra crispy at the drive-thru window

after asking for a nasty boy. I don't know what that is, but I'm sure Andrew does. Okay, in 2015. Isn't that when someone tries to, like, they pants you and then flush your penis down the toilet? Maybe. In 2015, nine McDonald's employees, that's everybody, were fired in France after allegations surfaced about workers, quote, cutting up the weed, weighing it, and bagging it at the

salad bar. That is green. You guys got oregano now? Right. Oh, no. That's great. Okay. There was one last thing I wanted to do.

Don't put McDonald's in France. I totally forgot. Okay. Okay There was one last thing I wanted to do Don't put McDonald's in your phrase According to the 2017 survey McDonald's is the number one favorite fast food joint Among cannabis users in legalized states Forbes reported What are the other top ten? Would you guys like to try and guess? Yeah

2017 survey McDonald's is the number one fast food joint Among cannabis users in legalized states Here are the other ten What do you guys think is number two? McDonald's is the number one fast food joint among cannabis users in legalized states. Here are the other 10. What do you guys think is number two? In terms of fast food places? Yep.

You'll all guess and then I'll say it. So what do you think? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Burger King. Okay. Burger King. Okay.

Number two on the 2017 survey of best places to eat when you're high is Taco Bell. Number three. Anybody want to go number three? Wendy's. Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC. Number two was 17.8%. It was 18% for Taco Bell. Number two with 17.8%

is Wendy's. Kate, you know where you like to eat when you're Whoa. Killing it. You know where you like to eat when you're hot. She gets it. Okay. Number three. Number four. Number four.

Yeah. Number four. Any guesses? This I'll say Burger King. Okay. I feel like it's Burger King. I'm going to say Carl's Jr. again. Okay.

Number four is Burger King. Oh my God. You are crushing. Four for four. I've always wanted to be a natural at something. It's happening now. Number five. This and Christmas movies. The number five place.

So we've got McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, Burger King, and anybody? Popeye's. That's such a great call. I'm going to go with KFC. Popeye's is it. Okay. Number five is a healthy choice. Subway. Subway. KFC. Okay. Popeyes is it. Okay. Number five is a healthy choice. Fuck.

Subway. Subway. Subway. But you know it's not healthy. They're getting mayonnaise and meatballs just like Rory Scoble does. All right. Number six. That's disgusting.

I love Subway. Number six, and then I'll just rattle off the last five for you guys. But number six. The number six place with 5.5% that people like to go to fast food when they're high is? I'm going to stick with Popeye's. Okay. Chick-fil-A.

Okay. Yeah, Chick-fil-A is good. You guys were all so close. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh, damn. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. The last five places in order were Arby's, Chick-fil-A, Jack in the Box.

Oh, I forgot about Jack in the Crack. And number 10, Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr. I knew I had it on there. So we all had it on there. All right, that's it. That's a Friday episode. And Kate, you got to tell everybody one more time. The name of the podcast.

So people, if you're into Christmas movies and money, I'm ready. Cisco and Turnberry. Treadwell. Cisco and Treebird. Because Quinta, when she was younger, thought it was Cisco and Ebert. She thought it was Cisco and Ebert. And then I was like, it'll be Cisco. And then I just made up Tree Bird. Tree Bird. Because Quinta, when she was younger, thought it was Siskel and Ebert. She thought it was Sisko and Ebert. And then I was like, it'll be Siskel. And then I just made up Tree Bird.

In retrospect, we should have done something different. It sounds like Ebert. Sisko and Tree Bird. Sisko and Tree Bird. Christmas. A Christmas podcast spectacular on ice. Wow, you guys nailed it. I got it.

I'm listening to that. Thank you so much for joining us on this awesome Friday episode. Oh, thank you. And oh shit, we've got to get back to work. Stick around. Make a sound. Hunker down. It's Dumb People Town.