Dumb People Town - Kenny Weber - Off The Wall

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

This week Kenny Weber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is all about why you need to tell your spouse everything.

Skypains Avenue Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population you. Population Weber. Kenny Weber. Welcome to the show, my man. What up? We didn't do any of the choreographed. No, you're not part of that.

You're a candidate if you want. But we welcome you in right off the jump. Kenny is a great comic that we have met. He is part of what we consider to be probably our favorite place to headline in the LA area. A place called The Rec Room down in Huntington Beach. When we hit the break, on the other side of the break,

we'll let everyone know how to support this awesome venue and come see us the next time we're there. Yes, it is a phenomenal place. Last time we took Wayne Fetterman with us. Now who's? The great Charles Greaves has come down there with us. Nate Craig has come down there with us. We've taken... Now who's? The great Charles Graves has come down there with us.

Nate Craig has come down there with us. We've had really fun shows. Jeffrey Baldinger. Jeffrey Baldinger, Hampton Yunt. Great dude. Jeff Tice. Jeff Tice. Hampton.

Hampton came with us. Frickin' hilarious. I mean, so it's a... That's the kind of comedy they support and Kenny hosts every single time and always gets the crowd going. But it is next to a bowling alley and glow zone.

Is that what they call it? It's changed. It's off the wall is the name. No association with Vans. Even though it's only like 95 yards away from Vans. Oh, it's been so confusing for the people of Huntington Beach because they can't wrap their head around there being any other use for the phrase off the wall than Vans.

I did it. We all talked at the same time. We're smart. Wait, so what is it off the wall? Off the wall, that's just the name that the owners of this place, that they do these fun centers. They have a few of them in Florida. And that's just the name that they already had.

It's like a wacky graffiti logo for most of them. But when they brought it out here, they're trying to do more of that. But it's like video games and stuff. It's like a Dave and Buster's Eve with a bowling alley in out here, they're trying to do more of that like- But it's like video games and stuff. It's like a Dave and Buster's Eve with a bowling alley in it. It's awesome. But they're trying to make it heavily adult-driven. I don't know if you want bowling off the wall. Don't throw the balls off the wall.

It's called off the wall, but please keep your balls in the alley. I'm sure there is, and if there's drinking, I'm sure there's some stupid behavior that goes on there and you've witnessed it. Oh, they have a cornhole league. Thank you. Now that is- Dan likes that. Dan likes that. It's not even beanbags. It's a whole other thing. Listen, they have a cornhole league. Thank you. Now that is nothing wrong with it. It's not even beanbags.

It's a whole other thing. Listen, the world is getting dumber. It's cool, but it's dumb. You get people coming into the club being like, we're in off the wall. Okay, we're going to put you guys right by the door so it's easier to walk you out. Oh, 100%.

The way we try to seat is we seat those people closer. Yeah, for sure. 100%. Closer to the way out so we can yank them. The door guy usually tells me, he's like, hey, these people just came from the arcade. They're pretty drunk. We've started by seating the back of the room. One time, because I worked at Second City when I started out, and I was just a host on the night staff.

So we're restocking the bars, we're making nachos in the back, we're showing people to their seats. And so there was a late show on a Saturday, and there was a group of dudes hammered. It's the middle of summer, and they are hammered, right? Chicago hammered, which is like times 10 of everything else. And I go, you guys coming into the show? They're like, yeah, yup. And you're like, oh, okay. You want to see the show?

Hey, yo, we're here for Second City. And I was like, yeah, no, you're here. You're in the right place. So what's the occasion? Bachelor party. I go, did you start it start we went out all day and um we drank it we drank it all you know and i'm like okay you know we drank it yeah like uh how long you guys been drinking we've been friends forever when they're answering questions that aren't questions yeah and i go do you know what's gonna happen it? It's going to be hilarious. And I was like, right.

I want you guys to have a great bachelor party. When you go in there, you're looking at about an hour and a half of not talking. And it's going to be really dork. And it's also going to be harder to get a drink for the pace you're on right now. And they're like, what? I'm just telling you guy to guy, person to person, it's really going to kill the vibe. By the time this show's over, even if you stay for half of it, you're going to be tired. And they were like, oh.

I was like, yeah, just go to the box office. Tell them you want your money back. They'll give it to you. And then just come to another show when you want to do a date or whatever. Dan jiu-jitsu that. You know that. Go across the street to town hall. Because people think when they're planning these, like, and then we'll go to this and it'll be hilarious.

It's like, oh, it will. But I wouldn't do that at all on a Bachelorette party. But if anything, start there. That's exactly right. I was going to say a PSA from somebody who runs a comedy club and sees this mistake happen time and time again. Let's plan on having a real late Bachelorette party that's going late into the night, and the first thing you do is the early comedy show. That's it.

100%. And that's where you go have your first couple of drinks. Yep. You got stuff to talk about. 100%. You have something to talk about at 2 a.m. when you're blackout drunk. So these guys, they go to leave. One of them who's like the least sober and probably like the planner but not the best man, you know,

like filling the gaps. Yeah. He like goes over. He gets all their money back. And then, you know, I told him, I was like, hey, just grab a drink here at the bar while he does that. You know, we'll make some money and then they can leave. So they go to leave and then I go, all right, guys, you have fun out there.

And they're like going to walk down the stairs and one of them just goes, oh yeah, it's poon hunting season. And I go, oh man, don't ever come back. Don't ever. And tell all your friends never to come back. Good luck with your marriage. That is the kind of stupidity that you get,

that you are face-to-face with on a daily basis. And the world's getting dumber. We say this in our act. We have stories that get sent to us from our awesome fans at DanielVanKirk on Twitter. Hashtag Don't People Town

so he knows who sent it. Let's get into one right now. Okay, ready? Yeah. Sent in by Carleen McDermott at SheBeCarleen. She's been on a roll. She's on a tear. She's a reporter.

One of our fans who just sends us great stories. She's amazing. She's a reporter. She gets it. I love her. Here's the headline. Wife accidentally throws out husband's secret savings. Secret savings? What was it in? That's why you can't have secret stuff. Anything.

You can't tell your wife everything. I'm not asking for location or item, but do any of the three of you have things you've hidden around your house? No. No? Nothing. Not in a real hiding place. You don't have a hallway knife?

No. No. I have the top dresser drug drawer that has a DMT pen, some acid, some molly. Yes. But anybody that's looking for something goes straight there. Exactly. You don't,

like I remember one time I was weird. You don't belong. I was like, hey, that's what it was made in colonial times. I said, put your DMT here. I was a small child,

which is a lie because I was never small. I was a child and we were, I was at a old, like my grandma's like brother or sister, like an elderly family member's home. What did you find? And we were playing, like, hide-and-go-seek, and I'm under the dining room table, and I look up, and there's

just a envelope full of cash, like, tucked into, you know, like, an ornate, like, dining table. No, I remember asking what it was. Who doesn't trust who, Dan, in that scenario? Who doesn't trust who? What is it? You're gonna go, oh, yeah, Dan, in that scenario? Who doesn't trust who? I need money to get on the different kind of line. What is it? You're going to go, oh, yeah, it's of that age.

The not trusting person is the homeowner, and the thing they don't trust is the banks. Right. Because of the depression. Like, they had lived through, like, they were born in, like, 1918 or something like that. It could also be, Dan, I think someone going, like, I need a a drinking fund and I need someone to not know how much I'm spending on my alcohol. You just pull out of the thing. Let me pull a fiver out of that.

Those depression people would hate Venmo. They would really want that. They do. You guys ever hear stories of people, they die and they come out of the house and there's just boxes of money and stuff? They're afraid of that. Are you ready for the dumbest Venmo story ever? This is so dumb.

Sure. We get paid sometimes. You're very sweet, Kenny. Kenny pays us, splits it up in half. You get paid sometimes you know you're very sweet you know kenny pays us like splits it up in half you get this man well you get that like they take care some people pay us like the lump sum to one of us so like i get asshole yeah so i get like i don't know we've done it where people tax people must love that no but it's also this it's so dumb so i got paid you know what From our dumb old record labels. Not Blonde Medicine.

No, not Dominic. No, it literally is called dumb old record labels. That's not dumb old records. That would be a better name for these. 550 bucks. So I'm like, I have to take $275 and get it to Jason. But it was like, I wanted it to the cent. I should have just said 275, boom, there you go.

Or 276, I should have rounded up and just done it. So he Venmo's me, and then I call him. I'm like, do you know you Venmo'd me $26,765? It was. And he's like. I was like, because on most things, if you keep typing, it does the decimal point. Humble brag that you have that much to Venmo. Oh, I don't know.

No, he doesn't know it yet. Doesn't know it yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it doesn't know it yet. It doesn't know it yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So I'm just not transferring those funds,

hoping that in three days it's just going to reverse back to him. Just go away. Did you get a $34 charge for overdraft? I don't know, but I'm like, dude, you might. Well, I'm trying to help him avoid that, but that's why I'm not going to accept it and then turn around and Venmo that right back to him. It's just such stupidity.

I wish I had an envelope of cash under my dining room table that I could have been like, here, Jake. Here's $2.75. Shut the fuck up. Imagine going to the bank and being like, hey, I don't usually get overdraft fees,

but I accidentally Venmo'd my brother $26,000 and I incurred a $34 fee, so can you guys refund that for me? I really need that $34. There should be a whoops button on every single thing. That's why they make you put the phone number in now if you've never Venmoed somebody. You think over $1,000, even $5,000, they would confirm. You want to send this person $26,000.

Text me. You don't really want to do this, do you? Just like 18 times. Huge, huge red flag. Is this what you want? I would worry if I'm a company that someone's under duress. If they're like, 26 pounds. We're talking about in the stories.

We're talking in the stories, secret savings. Husband's secret savings. I actually have a stash story that I remembered. I have a family. I won't get too specific, but I have a family member. He's got crazy stories. Hold on, keep going. I want to family member. Oh, he's got crazy stories. He's got crazy stories. I want to hear this.

Yeah, I have a family member who kind of destroyed his life, like kind of wealthy, kind of destroyed his life with Coke and was moving some Coke and all this stuff and destroyed his marriage. And everybody kind of knew, but nobody was talking about it as they were helping him move out. And this is like a family story where he calls my dad over and he goes you want to see where I hid it all it all yeah and and you hit my dad's like sure sure

and then he just took a big mirror off the wall and the wall was cut out and you could just store it was like an A wall that you can hide coke in. Really? Coke wall. And it came with a mirror. It's just perfect. You take it down and then you can use it. It's a twofer. Straight down on the ground.

Do you talk about efficiency? It's talking about efficiency. So that's great. So crazy. We talk about this in our act too, Dan, about the idea of secret separate family. I'll never understand that. I understand a mistress. I understand a side piece if you're a woman having an accident.

That makes sense. It's just, it's not great. I don't, and condoning and whatnot, you have problems. But you understand how to, you get it. But if a secret separate family, secret second family,

second family, really? You want to go to six back to school nights? You want to flush eight goldfish down the toilet? You want to listen to your second family's son's friend's dad tell you why CrossFit is great for two hours at a barbecue? You want to have twice as many times where you go, I can't. It's your second family, but your son doesn't have friends. That's so true. All right, so what happened to these secret savings?

It pays to tell your wife everything, and for one gentleman in China, it quite literally does. Stashing away a secret cardboard box of savings, a man identified in Chinese media as Mr. Zhu, was ensuring his wife didn't know about his extra money. We bought a Zhu. Yeah. Or we lost a Zhu. We lost a Zhu. But such a move came back to haunt Mr. Zhu, and as his wife began collecting recyclables in the home so that she could exchange them for a nominal fee.

Tell her everything. Tell her everything. Let her know. Among the waste paper and cardboard she collected was Mr. Zoo's secret money box. However, she never looked inside. Nope. Why would she? Once learning of his misfortune, Mr. Zhu immediately-

Dan, who's the asshole here? Because we do this on, there's like these threads on Reddit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's the asshole? Am I the asshole? Who's the asshole here? Who are you saying is the asshole? Do you want to wait until the end or so far?

So far. I like to check in and say, who do you think the asshole is right now? He is. He is. We're not identical. 100% he is. 100%. I think he is too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also like when you're throwing stuff away, you got to be like, is everybody cool with me doing this? You're hiding so much money in cardboard boxes that your wife needs to recycle for money. Yes. That's a good point. That's a solid. You're an asshole. You're an asshole.

Okay. Once learning of his misfortune, Mr. Zhu immediately called his local police. You can arrest this woman. No, I'm just joking. Oh, my God. misfortune, Mr. Zhu immediately called his local police. You can arrest this woman. No, I'm just joking. In Taizhou's Zhengjiang, I tried to help him locate his lost money, which was a rosy sum of how much? How much money? In American dollars?

Yes. Okay. Converted. How much money? I have it in. I'm assuming that it's either ridiculously high or ridiculously low. Okay. All right.

Let's call him police. He could still be a nut. Let's call him police. He could still be a nut. He's calling the police. Two grand American. Okay. I'm going to say like 95 grand American. I'm going to say like 26 grand. Like that's a lot.

Okay. But I just feel like that's a lot to have in a cardboard box. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we'll find out how much money it was. We'll talk about everything that Kenny has going on and we have going on, and we'll play out the rest of the story. We'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, welcome back to DPT. We got Kenny Weber here. We're going to talk about the rec room in a second. But first, if you have not watched The Nosebleeds, Kenny just watched it and he loved it. You enjoyed it? No, it's very good. I love it.

It's jam-packed with jokes. What I love is that the first thing Kenny said was, you know what I loved? I loved the sketch in that. And it was like Rob Corddry and Jamar Neighbors and Brian Moses and Sarah Tiano. Dan helped write that sketch. Jeremiahkins jeremiah watkins like great people frank castillo randy leidke like such great yeah lidkey uh so many great people in the in the sketch and you're like that's the thing that you responded to yeah other people are like i just love you guys making fun of the old footage i just love all the jokes it's so there's something for everybody in this thing

go to our uh instagram at school our brothers you can love all the jokes. There's something for everybody in this thing. Go to our Instagram, AskLeBros. You can look at the link in there that we have in the bio, and you can watch it there. Just watch it. Leave a nice note that you want to see more of those things. It's on UFC's YouTube. The first one's free, and then if you join Fight Pass, you can watch the other five.

The rest of them, they were amazing. So that's going on. And I want to mention that we're doing a tour of Dumb People Town. We'll put those links up. We're going to put them up on our site as soon as possible, but we'll let you know. October 13th, 14th, and 16th. 13th in Nashville. 14th in Chicago.

13th in Nashville at the Hutton, at the Analog Room. 14th in Chicago at the Den Theater. We're also going to do a stand-up show, Dan and us, too, at that night as well. So we'll do a stand-up show. It's actually going to be me and you. And then Jay's going to do a solo show. I'm going to do a solo show for me and Dan. The Sklarv reverend. Sklarv Van Kirk. The Sklarver Kir you. And then Jay's going to open. I'm going to do a solo show. Open for me and Dan. The Sklar brethren.

Sklar Van Kirk. The Sklarver Kirks. And then. Vance Clark. Vance Clark. Andy Vance Clark. And then on Sunday night, we'll be at the Bell House with our guests. In Brooklyn.

In Brooklyn. Andrew Dismukes. Roywood. Roywood Jr. And Cutworms. The most amazing band. I love them. That show will sell out.

Yeah. They all should sell out. Honestly. they all should sell out, honestly. They all should. Because we haven't been to Chicago in forever with this show. We haven't been to Nashville ever. So these are cool cities. And Dusty Slay is our guest in Nashville. And Stephen Poltz, the singer-songwriter.

It's going to be great. So all that stuff is happening. We'll put all those links out. So check that out. And Dan's got some awesome shows coming up. Go see him in Honolulu. Yeah, I'll be in Honolulu on the 8th 9th and 10th of September and let me see if I can do your dates okay on the

26th of the 26th you'll be at the Blue Whale Comedy Festival at 8 o'clock at 8 o'clock of the 27th you're doing the Red Bull build your own raft festival I'm hosting it where's City. You're hosting it because you already hosted the Pinewood Derby thing, which people built their own Pinewood Derbies, but now people could literally drown. People could drown, so build a raft and go down. That would be so fun.

It's wild. Honolulu's in the middle of September 8th, 9th, and 10th. You're only forgetting one. The day after Oklahoma City. Going south. Headlining. Houston at the secret. Addison Improv. Addison Improv in Dallas. God damn it.

So I almost got all of Dan's. It's pretty damn good. And I'm going to make a minor prediction that Dan's going to be appearing sometime soon in the fall. And we'll be coming back late fall to the rec room. Oh, I'd love it. This is a good transition. Huntington Beach.

It's one of our favorite rooms. So danielvancurk.com for all those tickets and stuff. But Kenny, let's talk about this room because as comedians, we love it. We walked down this last time and I was like, I walked away from that show, I was driving up because you have a lot of time to think as we drive back up to LA from HB.

And I was like, this is why I love comedy. Just that room, those fans, the people who came out to that show, they did a great job, non-jaded, pure comedy fans. The room is like perfect size. Like one third,

what's one? 160 is if it's like completely packed. Completely packed. So in our eyes, it's like, I think we had over 100 people in there

and it was. You guys are like 130? Yeah. Perfect. And it felt full. It felt great. Well, that's the nice thing great That's the thing

I can't take all the credit for that You guys know Hunter Hill He's a hilarious comic He opens up for Eliza on the Road He does his own shows all around He put The Room together And he was the original one running it And then I kind of just stumbled across it

Like three months after I started doing comedy And he took me under his wing And that's why I see it now with comics that have been doing this for a long time that try to produce shows and they just don't know that side of it or as far as know how to build a good show and build the space out. So like you guys said, the room was packed at 130 because we do like different seating depending on how the room is.

And so we just pack it more and more in so we can make it look full. It feels full. It's amazing. The acoustics are great. We always feel good about the sets. Good comics come down there. I see your lineup is like Kyle Kinane and all the people like that. Great comics coming down from LA. Nick Thune.

We just had Brett Ernst. We have Jeremiah coming this week. This month, I'm sorry. We have Jeremiah coming this week or this month. I'm sorry. But yeah, we have tons of shows. And now I've outfitted the place to film a bunch with that being kind of the way that comedy has gone with all the clips and stuff like that. Yeah, I love it. Recroomhb.com. If you're near Huntington, if you're in Southern California, if you're going to be vacationing here, if you contact us on anything, it just goes straight to me.

So recroomhb.com. You can email us. At recroomhb is on Instagram and Facebook and all that. If you're in San Diego, it's not a crazy drive. It's an hour up. If you're in L.A., it's an hour down to this thing. Go spend a day. If you're in Newport, our mom's coming to Newport.

Go spend a day at the beach and then go see a comedy show. Like we were saying, it's attached to a place that's like a little David Buster's called Off the Wall that has bowling and laser tag and bocce ball and cornhole, all kinds of games. It's like a whole fun night. They do events there all the time. One of the random things they do there every other month, a local jiu-jitsu gym rents out the banquet room and has a tournament in there. No way. Yeah, the whole place.

No spleens. We'll call it. We shouldleens. We'll call it. We should call it. We should call it. It's gone. I love it. Check it out. And Kenny, you perform in a lot of it.

You're a great comic, and you're only getting better. Every time we see you, you get stronger. Every time we see you, you've got new material and new stuff that you're doing. And the crazy thing is, and we'll talk about this in our Patreon for our fans, your other job of working in the porn industry, behind the camera ladies yeah yeah uh no you've got some unbelievable stories and we'll talk about that uh in our patreon for our fans but when we left let's get let's get into this okay uh we're the guy's wife threw away his secret savings which you never had i said 95 000 you said 2000 which i still think is too much almost. $2,000.

I'm saying $26,000. I was like, it should hurt, right? It should hurt a little bit. Enough for him to call the cops? Enough for him to call the cops. $26,000. Wasn't that exactly how much you got? That's how much you Venmo'd me.

Jesus, Randy. Jesus, I need that money for Christ's sake. Are you ready to find out? Yes. Tonys, play along wherever you are. Get your answers in now. Because the amount of money that Mr. Zoo's wife threw away in US dollars is

$2,100 Kenny Kenny I don't think you do I just figured once he called the cops that it had to be low because if you said $26,000

but also by the way you lose $ 10,000 yen. But also, by the way, two grand in a... You lose two grand... You're fine in it. You're tracking it down. You're going through all the... That's a lot of money. That's real money. How much do you think Dan was under the table when you were under the table?

I bet it was somewhere around two grand. Somewhere around two grand. That, to me, is like secret savings money. Yeah. It makes sense. That's rainy day stuff. Yeah. Damn.

Officers made their way to the recycling facility where their waste had ended up. This is like the scene in Parenthood when the kid's looking for the retainer in the dumpster, right? Yes. And began searching through the mounds of recycled paper and cardboard. To make matters worse, the search party endured. How hot do you think it was when these cops and this dude are out there trying to find this guy's $2,000? So what's the temperature? What do you think?

Anybody want to just for fun? I'm going to say 100 degrees. I'm going to say 97 degrees. 105. 104 degrees. Oh, my God. Kenny. How much you for two?

Kenny. You're insane. I love it. Holy crap. By the way, that is insane. We are suffering a huge heat wave, believe it or not. Sweating. The world, maybe.

Thankfully, police were eventually able to find Mr. Zhu's money. No doubt his wife will now want her share of the cash. Sure. Or just to know what else is around the house. What else are you hiding? What else are you hiding? Yeah. Some Weibo users predicted there'd be further repercussions for the man, even possibly divorce.

I don't know if she'll leave. It's only two grand. It's only a divorce. Although we don't know how many times she's got shenanigans going on. Thinking he's going to leave her. Well, then he's totally the asshole. Yes. Right?

But he definitely, and let's talk about this for a second, he definitely is mad that she threw that away. He's putting it a little bit up on her. Right, but you can't blame her, right? You cannot. But he is. You know he's like, why are you throwing that away. He's putting it a little bit on the record. Right, but you can't blame her, right? You cannot. But he is. You know he's like, why are you throwing that away?

The only way he could be mad if he's like, don't touch this part of the house. That's my stuff. I'll throw it out. Don't touch my secret stash. This is my cardboard box. These are my boxes.

Your boxes are over there. This looks insignificant. Do not do anything with it. Don't touch it. Don't look at it, but don't. It's my insignificant box. I don't think I have anything hidden around my house. I have, I think I have like one.

We've got drugs and stuff. Yeah, I think I have like a joint in my golf bag. You've got nine-year-old weed cookies in a cabinet. I think I have a joint in my golf bag. What was your, like you had the- Yeah, he ate the cookie that was super hot. My cousin gave me like a pot cookie, and I put it up in a cabinet near the menus.

Like who even has – like do we even – I got to throw that menu thing out. Like nobody looks at full menus. You should have thought that cookie was from the previous owner of the house. That's how like snatched away it was. We were at the moment where we needed snacks in the house and I was super hungry and we hadn't gone grocery shopping so i'm looking around for everything and i go look go look and i find this like big cookie big cookie that had we baked into it i'm like well that's good didn't taste it all ate the entire thing then i'm putting my four-year-old daughter at the time she was four now she's 17 i was putting my four-year-old daughter to sleep and like i'm talking to her

like at some point the four-year-old is like, Dad, you got to stop talking. I was like, you got to stop melting. She started tucking you in. Yeah. You tuck Daddy in. Just maintain, dude. Just maintain. Maintain, man. I just got to land this plane, man.

Ride this out, dude. Don't think about negative stuff. I got to land. She's like, do you want a story, Dad? And you're like, no, just do this. If you're super hungry, that's got to be the worst food as an edible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you hear that beat, right?

Can you hear my heart? I can hear my heart. Can you hear the helicopter? Keep stirring the sauce, Karen. All right, that's the show, friends. Oh, my God. Phenomenal. They found it.

They found it. By the way, that makes you feel better that they found it. It's $2,000. Now, don't have secrets. Let this be the thing, and that's maybe the lesson. Do not have secrets with your partner. Or if you do have secrets, let people know. Be prepared to lose.

Be prepared to lose. Lose it. Lose what you cherish. Be hiding your money from the public, not from your partner. There you go. The crazy thing is, if he hadn't freaked out at all and just called the cops, he could have gotten all his money back without her ever knowing. Sure. But she's like, where are you going?

Why are you sweating so much? It's 140 degrees. What are you doing outside? Why are you going to it i want to work out i've been saying this do you think he told her the truth about how much money was in it before they found it that's a great question i'm gonna go probably not probably no i'm gonna say yes in a fit of rage he's like just like you were just alluding to karen do you know what you did you know you did to us karen i bet he i bet he inflated it a little bit yeah You know what I mean? Like I would inflate it. Well, half of it's gone.

There was 4,000 in here. That's what I'm saying. To make what she did worse and make her feel worse. Like in a marriage, you want a little bit of that capital to be like, I got you a little bit. He also could have had 100 grand, right? Then he could have told the cops, listen to me, if you find this. It's two grand. It's two grand. We're all going to say two grand.

You guys are going to get a little bit. You guys each take your own two grand. He just got done watching We Own This City. He was like, I know how this works, guys. You need a taste. You get a taste. Everybody get their beaks wet here, and that's all he did. So then all he did was give the wife the two grand.

That's right. And then he's all good, and he's still- Got another secret stash again. It's not at the police station. He's paid off the press the press is working for him too alright there you go

that's the show HB Rec Room check it out and next time we're there or Dan's gonna be there it's fantastic Kenny Weber thanks for joining us

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