Dumb People Town - Mark Ellis - Barefoot In A Sundress

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Mark Ellis! This weeks story is about one mom's mishap in a sundress.

Skypains Avenue Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population U. Population Ellis. Mark Ellis. What's up, buddy? It is nice to finally be back in my hometown. Dumb People Town. You've come home.

The mothership has called you. I imagine the Dumb People Town is a lot like the Christmas village that my mom sets up every year. Oh, it is. You just have the little figures. There's always one drunk guy who's just barely ambling out of the little bar. He's fallen over. So we're zooming into his life.

I don't want to give this any context at all. I may not. But, Mark, it's so great for us to see each other in normal clothes. Look at this. We're not sweaty. I know. Don't say anything else. Don't say anything else.

We ended on barely. That's perfect. Barely. You do the math. You figure it out. He yelled at the camera. Good to see you. It's welcome to see the scores. And I out he yelled at the camera good to see you it's well good to see the scores

and I'm not sweaty with y'all either I know see that's another story well we're gonna get to a dumb story of your life for our Patreons but first

we schvitz we schvitz together let's get into a lintel I love that you said that let's get into a story Daniel you have the story I do it's me

it's like we're taking it back to the old school because I'm an old fool who's so cool you guys would leave me on that No I'm sorry Okay What song is that

I'm taking it back To the old school Because I'm an old fool Who's so cool Is that Wump There it is I think it's Kid Rock I think it's Wump

There it is I would go with Wump There it is Over Kid Rock Okay Yeah I would In all areas of life

Well it feels like Something that was on My high school basketball Warm up tape There it is Like I'm thinking Yeah old school I think I'm Taking it back To the old school Because I'm gonna I think that's what it is In all areas of life. Well, it feels like something that was on my high school basketball warm-up tape. There it is. Like I'm thinking, yeah, old school. Take it back to the old school. I think that's what it is.

Remember when you were 16 and you called yourself old school? Bow-da-da-bow-da-bang-da-bang-da-da-da-da. What if they did schoolhouse kid rock and kid rock did versions of all the school? Just explains why things are the way they are. I'm just an idiot. Yeah, I'm only an idiot. I wouldn't remember when a noun was a noun, bitch. Right.

Still a lot of laying on the stairs. Either way. Okay. This is a legislative document. Right. And that's the Congress that we storm. Right. I'm just an insurrection.

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says she has gotten a butt load of messages from blokes so she fell down and now guys are like ooh maybe she's gonna be drunk enough

we don't even need to do the story that's my thing that's why you're in Dublin you're kind of right I was just guessing a mom who mooned a school sports day I don't know. That's my thing. That's why you're in dumb people's hearts. You're kind of right. I was just guessing.

A mom who mooned a school sports day has seen her famous fall go viral with blokes around the world queuing up to message her. So, first of all- She showed her ass to a school event. Right. Right. She moons a school event. But remember, it sounds like a British field day. Face planning.

Face planning. So, as she pulls it down, she falls forward. Not understanding the ground. We'll get into it. She got top heavy over the years. Hadn't mooned in a while. I know. Look, you got to practice it.

But sports day is like the parent version of Battle of the TV Network Stars. Oh, so this is like Mr. Mom, the Olympics at the thing. Okay, so it's the parents are participating in the thing. Physical activities, races and things like that. A bunch of different events. Sometimes you get lucky. There's a dunk tank. Yes.

Okay. Did you guys have any of this at your school? Water balloon toss. I have no idea. We had red and white day. What's that? Those were the colors of my high school mascot, the Trojans. Sure.

And half the people were red, half were white, and you compete against each other in fun stuff that you don't usually get to do. Oh, that's very summer camp. Three-legged race. Three-legged race. Egg toss. Where are we? Where in the world?

Potato sack. Williamsburg, Virginia. Okay. I don't want to say it's Colonial Williamsburg, so we might have been the first red and white there. Who knows? Who knows? Going back to old times.

Yeah. We never did. Now, water balloon toss, egg toss, that's all hula hoop contest, bubble gum blowing contest, that's all games. Bubble gum blowing contest. How do you... Who makes the biggest bubble?

That seems like a French judge could mess that up really easily. No, we do this at the family reunion every year. It's so much fun. Do you get just one piece of gum? Yes. Only one? Yeah. But some of these kids... as you know you got a piece of bubbly i mean get over with with the pipes of van kirk yeah pipes of van kirk is my favorite steely dance it's also a movie with colin farrell yes okay it's in black and white about belfast a mom who mooned a school sports day has been has gone viral with blokes around the world. Katie Hannaford has become an unlikely hit after a clip of her.

Notice I said hit and not hero. Yeah. An unlikely hit after a clip of her unfortunate mishap was shared across social media this week. The business owner was running in a parent's race at her eight-year-old school. Oh, so she didn't do it on purpose. This is not on purpose. No. She tripped and her pants fell down.

Dan, I thought she was trying to psych out the other. I know, but it's because you guys are scarred by dumb people, Tom. In medieval terms, I thought it was an angry moon. No. But it turns out to be an accidental moon. So it's just a gibbous, so to speak. Total eclipse of the heart. Total eclipse.

Accidental moon. Did you say great YouTube song? I was saying it's a great children's book. I say when it's a moon like this, it's a total eclipse of the fart i was waiting i was like is he gonna go this oh i'm going there i'm with it i just love it i was winning the race and now i fell down at the start that's good nothing i could do totally clips of got it. A total eclipse of a fart. Okay, love it. Okay.

We didn't need this sound. Katie Hanford. She had an unfortunate mishap shared across social media this week. The business owner was running in the parents' race at her eight-year-old school. When she unfortunately tripped, it gets worse. The hilarious incident was caught on camera and has since been shared how many times? Turn around, red-eyed. Stop it.

Stop it. Okay. Stop it. How many times? Mark, you are our guest. Do you want to go first, Tig, which is second, or third? How many times has it been shared across social media platforms? From her?

I'll be more specific. Specifically from her Facebook page. She posted it. I think she reposted it. She's owned it. As we meet her, she's a good sport. Katie's a smart guy. You got to get in front of this or behind it.

Either or. I'm going to set the bidding at $5 million. $5 million? That's huge. Oh, my God. I'm going to say $250,000. Okay. $79,000.

Okay. It's been shared 4.8 thousand times. Oh, 8,000? 4.8. Thousand. Man. Not million. No, no,000. Okay. 79,000. Okay. It's been shared 4.8 thousand times. Oh, 8,000? 4.8. Thousand. Man. Not million. No, no, no.

He hit that 4.8. I thought he was right. I was like, I don't know. But you might be right because in order for it to have made, this was in the New York Post. The news. This was in the Mirror. It has to have gone.

And also, if it's a woman falling down and you see her butt, I guarantee it's been... Everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's now on like a... So, cumulatively, it may be in that room, but on her Facebook page... This thing may have gotten out of Katie's control, much like her own body. But Katie says... On that fateful day.

Quote, she's loving every minute of her newfound fame. Loving every minute of it. Now, it's freedom. I'm going to show you guys a picture of the race as it started. And then her and it goes downhill from there. Okay? The race actually goes downhill. So, and we'll put this up on social media.

So, here she is. They're running. And by the way, this is very Mr. Mom. Whoever made that reference, thank you. Right here in the perfect. This is very Mr. Mom. You got women in sundresses. Let me see.

We got somebody out to the front. Women in sundresses. With black, I work at this restaurant, tennis shoes. Sneakers that are just like. Black on black. Black on black. So she is right around this area. Right here.

She's in the center. And for anybody who's playing along at home, picture Katie. What do you see? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. She's in about sixth place. It's a full field. She's barefoot too. But by the way, it is, and she's barefoot on grass.

It is well within the chance to win. Yeah, she's got a chance. You're far on the woman in last place. It's a full field. She's barefoot, too. But by the way, it is, and she's barefoot on grass. She's well within the chance to win. Yeah, she's got a chance. Good form on the woman in last place. It's not like she's way behind. No, they all look like they're pretty well-conditioned for this event. Then Katie Hannaford starts to fall. Oh, God. She takes a tumble.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks, even in still motion, it looks violent. I'm worried that she. Yeah, oh, my God. Yeah, you need to get the blue tent. She's in the protocol. She's in a sundress. Her shoulders underneath are in a way that.

How about this woman right here who obviously sees that things have not gone well for Katie. Oh, yeah, that woman is like. Yeah, mortified. All the kids are watching. Her eight-year-old son. Children are enjoying this. Then she keeps falling. Oh, God keeps well now she gets up like she's doing i don't think she's getting up oh no i think this is still part of the tumble her knees and now we know her sundress

is up around her sternum right right the only thing preventing her from a full-on naked torso breast down appears to be some sort of thong underwear. The kids. Look at the kids. The kids are learning things today. The kids have a front row view. Oh, my God, these kids. Did your parents sign the permission slip for this sex ed crash course?

I mean, the kids will never forget this. This is the agony of defeat. And she's barefoot, too, which makes it feel like- Well, some other people were barefoot, too. All right, I know, but like- She probably had flats on. But the barefoot, Nate, I'm sure she stubbed her toe on something. Oh.

You think the barefoot is the regret here. I do think that if she was wearing sneakers of some sort. I know your answer. When's the last time you sprinted as fast as you could? Oh, I raced my daughter. Full-on sprint. Yeah, like in – and she's running track, and I still kept kind of close to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was great, but I was like, my body's not – Is that an indication of your fitness or of your daughter's lack of – Slowness. She's good. She's good. Randy's good. I can get up, but only for a small area. Here's what I found out.

I probably had not sprinted sprinted in at least 15 years. Okay? I did it about a month ago. Okay. And what I realized is my body was trying to go faster than my legs could handle. You do the lean. And I felt like I was going to fall forward. Like I couldn't – it was almost like I was pushing off the ground faster than my

next leg could get down. Dan, now imagine you're barefoot in a sundress. Every day. You got that thong riding up anywhere. Every day. I don't even wear underwear. Every day I'm shuffling. So this is where she ends up.

We see it. We see it. So it's not her fault. No, it's not her fault. But she's now. Well, again, there were things she, there were preventative measures like wearing proper footwear. Thank you. Maybe training, stretching.

She wasn't the only one. Also, if you know what it is, you know what the day is, or you know you're going to participate. Here's the thing, James. Wear shorts. You're saying to yourself – Hispanics. You're saying to yourself, it's sports day. The other moms are doing it.

I'll do it. You look at yourself. You go, I'm not wearing these shoes. I'm wearing a sundress. I'll do it. I look at yourself. You go, I'm not wearing these shoes. I'm wearing a sundress. I'll do it. I'm not going to try and win. I'm definitely not going to try. You know what I'm saying?

Like, go into it with the realm in which you could have participated. I'm going to help out selling the baked goods. I'm going to run. My son won't say my mom didn't run. Who's to say? But she went, I'm going to sundress barefoot, and I'm going to try and win.

I'll happily come in last. I don't think she made this decision until she got on the starting line. She saw all the other moms, and she's like, I can take these bitches and win. I'll happily come in last. I don't think she made this decision until she got on the starting line. She saw all the other moms and she's like, I actually think I can take these bitches. It's on. Look at the form of these two. She was

not beating either one of those women. That's a long stride. Look at that. That's the long stride of a young woman who's about to have an affair. She's got the stride of someone who's running away from someone who's trying to beat her ass. Yeah, okay. Did she get up and finish, or did they have to bend her sort of body? Here we'll go.

Here we'll go. It's here. She says, well, so first of all, I told you she's loving all of the fame that's coming. Loving all the attention. Yeah, sure. Which, by the way, good sport. She says she has even been recognized at her local Tesco and has received thousands of positive messages. Recognize how?

I recognize the girl from the back of her head. I mean, is that what they're saying? What's she wearing to the Tesco and has received thousands of positive messages with some sense. Recognize how? I recognize the girl from the back of her head. Right. I mean, is that what they're saying? What's she wearing with the Tesco? What's that for? That's a Beastie Boys. Yeah, that's what I thought. Thousands of positive messages, some sent as far away as Australia.

Okay. Why is Australia? Just point of contention. Point of contention. No, Australia is into this. Point of contention. They love them field day. They love things.

Dan and. In the digital age. Dan and Da. In the digital age. Dan and Da. You don't get to brag about how far away someone was when they sent an email. Great point. It's fair. If I send you an email here, Dan, from

me to you right here, same as Australia. Same as Will Anderson sending you an email. Now you want to say like Katie Dunn in Ireland, comes with a lot of stuff. That's a person in a completely different time zone donating their time to be entertained by us. For a live event. I still have credit.

For a live event, that's credit. For an email sent, email sent. You don't get to be like, I got an email all the way from Japan. You're like, yeah. Email works 24-7 according to my research. And sends instantaneously. Right.

Okay. I've had thousands instantaneously. Right. Okay. I've had thousands of messages. Oh, God. And she says that at least how many of them have been from men from Greece to Puerto Rico to Germany and even Australia saying, how are you single and calling me a MILF? She is single. She's saying that's the message she's getting. I don't know. Because I'm going to say this is the first I've heard of her being single. She's saying that's the message she's getting. I don't know.

Because I'm going to say this is the first I've heard of her being single. Yeah, like guys are just assuming. Mark takes out his phone. Hey, I'm all the way out in Los Angeles. I just got an email from Los Angeles. Whatever the number that she said, add one to it. Ah, there it is. Five million and one is my prediction.

She says she has men from Greece, Puerto Rico, Germany, and even Australia. She said thousands. Saying Ronnie Cycli. Well, she has men from Greece, Puerto Rico, Germany, and even Australia. She said thousands. Saying Ronnie Cycli. Well, she has thousands of positive messages. Okay. But of her thousands of messages, how many of them are from men from all those places saying, how are you single and calling her a MILF? Okay.

I'm going to say that she put an exact number on this. Yes. I'll say given with the 4.8 thousand on her face, but I'm going to go $200. $200. Okay. That's exactly what I was going to say, so I'm going to adjust. Don't Price is Right me. I'm going to say $326.

Okay. $701. $701. Was I the one? You were the one now. You're the extra one. $700 until you start talking, Mark. We're going to take a break.

When we come back, we're going to find out, of the thousands, how many men are saying, why are you single? And, oh, by the way, you're a MILF. We'll find out the answer to that. Plus, we're going to talk about Mark's special recording. Oh, yeah. He's doing a special. We'll talk about all of it right after this.

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in the world, fans of ours in Los Angeles, can support him and watch him tape his special two shows this Saturday night at Dynasty Typewriter, one of our favorite venues. We'll get to that in a second. I just gave all the information. That was pretty good, yeah.

But in the meantime, let's talk about what we have going on. It is this Friday when this thing is coming out. Jay and I just did two shows in Alaska last night in Wasilla. Oh, wow. As it goes. And then tonight we'll be in Alaska in Anchorage. And then tomorrow night in Fairbanks. Go to our website, superscrollers.com.

You can get tickets. in Anchorage and then tomorrow night in Fairbanks. Go to our website, superscrollers.com. You can get tickets. Next Thursday, we'll be at the Fillmore

in San Francisco doing a very Jewish Christmas spectacular. Just doing like a 25, 30 minute set in this thing at the Fillmore. Legendary venue.

Right? Amazing venue. And then we'll be teasing the fact that we're going to be doing live Dumb People Town as part of Sketch Fest

on February 5th. I don't even know if passes are on sale, but get up. Look. Wow. In the span of four months, we will have done Nashville, Chicago, New York, and now San Francisco, all in the new way that we do the show. Don't say that we're not bringing it out to you. Make it worth it.

And I'm going to just say this on the air. Sunday night the 5th, right? I think there's 250 seats or something at this venue. Dude, we're going to it out to you. Make it worth it. And I'm going to just say this on the air. Sunday night the 5th, right? I think there's 250 seats or something at this venue. Dude, we're going to need 500, baby. We have gone over that when we've done Sketch Fest before, and we've had guests. You want to get your tickets, San Francisco. Are we at Cobb's?

For sure. I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm not sure where we are, but find out. I think we're at Cobb's. Sunday night. Closing out the 20th. And we're going to, that weekend leading up to it,

we'll be in San Francisco. No, you mean San Diego. San Diego, I'm sorry. I'll be there the night before the 20th. And we're going to, that weekend leading up to it, we'll be in San Francisco. We'll be in San Diego. No, you mean San Diego. San Diego, I'm sorry. I'll be there the night before in San Francisco. And then the- And guess what? What?

It's so funny you guys just said that. On the 16th, February, I'm going to Houston. Never been before. That's weird. I'm going to Houston. That's just weird. And a blatant lie. Because Andrew Youngblood and I are doing Daniel and Andrew's Christmas Comedy Spectacular and Charity Event for the Kids But Only Adults Are Allowed.

That's the full title. On December 16th? Yes. You said February. I heard February, and I saw Bold Movie. Bold Movie. Get out in front of it. So this is December 16th.

That's soon. So here's the deal. You bring a toy for a kid in need. Your first drink is free. Love it. So this is December 16th. That's soon. So here's the deal. You bring a toy for a kid in need. Your first drink is free. Love it. We will donate all those kids. Santa's going to be there. There's going to be musical performances.

I'm going to be dressed fancy. Better roast Santa. Nev, you think I should? Yes, roast him. I'm trying to get Hanukkah Harry to show up as well. He's available. I hope so. It is Friday night, so it is the 7th.

Okay, am I allowed to bring my three young children to the event? No. It's available. I hope so. It is Friday night, so it is the 7th. Am I allowed to bring my three young children to the event? No. It's a charity event. Are you not? Mark, can he get it? You can bring a 15-year-old. It's in Houston. You going to Houston for this? Can you imagine what I'd look like if I had a 15-year-old?

Oh my God. I have a 15-year-old. You look fantastic. 14-year-old with her. So this is all awesome. danivancurt.com, supersclyers.com. Mark Ellis is recording his special at Dynasty Typewriter, one of our favorite venues in Los Angeles, kind of on the edge of downtown LA.

On the edge of town. MacArthur Park is burning in the dark. It's at the Hayworth Theater. It is such a great venue to see stuff. And you're doing it this Saturday night. How can people... This Saturday, got two shows, 7 and 930. Let's talk about parking. It's right around the corner. It's a great garage. It's very easy to get in and out of. That's the biggest thing that I have when I go see anybody perform anywhere, whether it's y'all, the Fillmore,

or it's me at Dynasty Typewriter, the Hayworth Theater. Or get there at 6. Meters expire at 6, I believe, right now. Yeah. You're good to go for this show. So either one you want to go to, there's a couple tickets left for each show. Grab them now at MarkEllis.live. It's my new hour special. Very excited about it. I'm excited for you. Great venue, good

popcorn, good snacks at that venue. Great venue, good popcorn, good stand-up. Did I just pick the top three things? It's so similar to the literal caption that he did yesterday on his Instagram. What did he say? Yes. You go.

I did. Great venue, great popcorn, mildly amusing comics. There you go. That's it. I would say great stand-up. But the seats are really comfortable. They are, and I'll bump it up. It's going to be a great night.

If you want to see an awesome live taping. Los Angeles, get on this and sell out the rest of his tickets so he has a great special thing. All right, Dan, when we were leaving, we had to break. Oh, yeah, how many men out of thousands were like, I said 701, you said 200 on the nose. I said 200 on the dot. Jay said 326, right? One of you.

That'd be awesome. She says that the number out of the thousands is, these are men from Puerto Rico, Germany, and even Australia. And Greece. Don't leave Greece out. Don't skip on Greece. Don't sleep on Greece. All over the world.

And their MILF love? All over the world. She says 500 people. Oh! Where are we at? You? It's just me. Yeah, Jay.

Very nice. Katie, who runs a home decor business called Home of Hearts. You do not know the restraint I had to exercise to not Google Home of Hearts and find out what their Google reviews are. I couldn't do it. If you say it quickly, it does sound like Home of Farts. It does.

Home of Farts. Home of Farts. Well, I mean, she only sells end tables. Folks! She says it's gone crazy. I didn't expect this in the slightest. I can't put into words how I feel, but I've been loving every minute of it. Of course she has.

I've not stopped laughing since. My oldest daughter even had a message from someone on Vinted. That doesn't sound good. What is Vinted? I think they print business cards. No. That's Vistaprint. Vinted sounds like a new social media platform that everybody rushes to

because they're afraid of Twitter. I'll go. So they want to join something else. It's a chance for predators to meet up with children. Oh, I'm vintage. So her daughter got a message. My eldest daughter even had a message from someone on Vinted when they recognized her profile after seeing a pair of shoes she was selling.

This is my guess. Vinted is a place where you sell vintage items that you own. If you're getting recognized for the shoes and your eldest daughter's involved, maybe you back off the fame more. I recognize those shoes because I saw your mom's feet. I saw those shoes. How is she single? I know.

She's not on WikiFeet. Are you and or your mom single? I know. Are you? She probably is on WikiFeet now with this video. I'm sure she is. Okay. WikiButt.

As I yell for some reason. WikiButt. Quote. Vinted. One community, thousands of brands, and a whole lot of secondhand style. Ready to get started. A whole lot of bullshit.

Jason, we'd lose him in his phone. He's like, oh, I'm going to buy this lamp. You know who could go on there is the mom who declined to wear footwear for the big race. Do I want this, Dan? The answer's always yes. If the person asking you, do I want this, Dan? The answer's always yes. If the person asking you,

do I want this, they want it, and they need you to say yes. They need you to say yes. Dan in San Francisco, do I need this chair? Yes, you do. Hey, that happened.

It's a whole story. It did. I've also had some very moving messages, she said. Oh, I skipped one. My youngest went to school the next day,

and before she even had a chance to explain what happened, everyone was telling her that her mom is now famous. Oh, God. For the wrong her that her mom is now famous. For the wrong reason. I've even had some moving messages. One came from someone who told me they are in a really dark

place and the video had made them smile for the first time in six months. I love looking at other people falling down. I'd love to be in another dark place. Your ass cracked. What? No. I'm from Greece and I'm a man. It's an opening line. I'm a man from Santorini.

And I love it for Santorini. Greetings. Speaking of an opening. Yeah, right. Katie says she also had messages from trolls, but the self-proclaimed clumsy mom said to the haters, there's nothing you can say or do that will hurt or upset me. Don't challenge the internet.

I love her. Indigno. Quote. They'll probably think of something. Yeah. Well, I didn't go out of my way to be funny or try to get fame. She wasn't. These things just happen when you don't expect them.

That's what a viral video is, guys. Don't try. The whole world's seen my bum now, but it is what it is. I can't hide from it, and I don't care. Yeah. It's not embarrassing. It's funny. Great. And I don't care. Yeah. It's not embarrassing. It's funny. Great.

And I don't care for drama or – do you feel like she's talking to her ex? Yeah. Yeah. Like, be happy, and that'll really make a match. Yeah. When did this become an Adele song? It's not embarrassing. It's not funny.

It does feel like it. It is rhythmic. I don't care – this is a dynamic – It's all right. I don't care about my bum. Yeah. I don't care for This is a dynamic pentameter. It's all right. I don't care about my bum. Yeah. I don't care for drama or conflict, Steven. Yeah.

Whoa. Jeff. I just want to have fun. These are lyrics to a song. It says somebody also wrote on it. I didn't. I took it out, but I'll tell you what it is. Somebody said, don't be a Karen, be a Katie.

And so now Katie is like, roll with it. Fine. I don't care. Oh, that's nice. I know. I was like, hey, I'll take a Katie. I'd rather have somebody falling and making fun of themselves than arguing in Target. Who sent this story to us?

Was it a Katie? No, it was a Polsky. Oh, Polsky. Polsky. Okay, hey, we're going to get out of here. All the way from Australia. Polsky. We got stuff to do, okay?

If you're a Patreon, that stuff is hearing a dumb story from his life. Yes. All right. How old is Katie Hannaford? Now, you know she has an eight-year-old son. Right. You know she's down to sprint, and you got kind of moving images of her. How old is she?

Moving emotionally and physically. Sure. I think I'll set the bidding at eight years old. I'm going to go with 35. Okay. She's still on Facebook, so I'm going to say 39. Okay. 41.

Okay. One of you is only one year off. Okay. So now you all get the flex of going up a year or down a year. 40. What would you like to do? Going at even 36. Why would you say 40 when I said 39 and Dan said one of you is one year off?

So if it was 40, then we both would have been one year off. No, I would never say both. Then you'd know. So I say 40. I'm arguably interested in this mystery. Did you say 36? I went 36. Do you want to go for the double win?

Dan, are you messing with me right now? Am I messing with you? Are you messing with you? I'm going to say 38. Okay. One of you. Okay. I start over again because you guys went farther apart.

Katie Hanford. We're going to get on to this. Hey, if you're in and around LA and you want to do a little day trip even, Saturday. Dynasty Tiger 7 and 9. Mark Ellis' taping of his new hour special. Supersplash.com. Deliverance.com.

Love it. Also, when you're listening to this, my website might be down, but it's only because it's getting a redesign. We'll talk about that at a different time. It's going to be exciting. Katie Hannaford is 36 years old. Oh, Mark Ellis. Great way to go into this weekend.

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