Dumb People Town - Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan - Bring a Camera to a Sword Fight

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit. 

Star Pains, I know. Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population U. It's the first time we've had a fiver on that. Is this the first time we had a fiver? A fiver on the Dumb People Town show. Oh, yeah. Everyone joined in. Yeah, you guys all jumped in. Hi, guys. Chris Sullivan, Michael Rosenbaum.

Good day to you. You guys have an amazing podcast, which I do think should be called Sully and the Jew, but I'm not going to push it. We thought about that, but I didn't want to offend my grandfather. Well, we're going to get into what it is. He doesn't like Sully? He has Alzheimer's. He's not going to remember.

So we're going to get into this world of dumb that exists. We'll talk about your podcast a little bit later, but the world is getting dumber, gentlemen. It's true. It's becoming more visibly dumb. I think it might have always been dumb and then we got social media sully i feel like you've played dumb characters on tv you you've played smart characters on the tv no i played a couple but usually like really brilliant characters i'm getting anxiety just realizing now that i'm on a show about dumb why because you feel like you're dumb? My whole life. You don't feel comfortable then?

Yeah, this is like your world, man. You're going to just look a nice, comfortable pair of hoods. No, no, no. I definitely, you know, I say the wrong things. I didn't excel in school. You're in a safe place. My IQ's probably not that high. You're in a very safe place.

Am I? We can use you to understand. You'll be our Hannah Dumb Lector. We can use your mind to understand the minds of the dumb people within the stories. It'll work these stories are about the people that we grew up with who you'll recognize

all of these people by archetype they involve the uncle you had that no one knew if he was coming or not right is Uncle Jim coming to Thanksgiving? I don't know he may show up is he still selling cocaine out of a bread truck?

No, he's selling t-shirts on an expressway. It's like a ramp offering. All right, good. No, but I feel like Sully's played characters, a few of them that are on the surface seem dumb, but yet have- And they're also dumb underneath. No, they have a dumb wisdom.

There's a wisdom to their like simpleness that just amazing i don't know i was thinking about your character in camping i just feel like there's like a simplicity yet absolutely yet at the same time there's a truth an aggressive idiocy yeah but there's a truth that the others are missing that's true so maybe as we look through these stories we just look at this with an eye on maybe it's, in some ways it is better to be dumb, but let's check. Should we jump in? Yeah, you played, by the way, Dunkey. Yeah, Gardens of the Galaxy. Taserface. Taserface is the

dumbest character in the history of the Marvel Universe. Is there a dumber character? At least you had more lines than I did. I only had like three lines. I would have rather been dumb. You would have been dumb and funny. Yeah. Alright, well let's get into this. You want to do a story?

Let's do a story. All right. Sent in by Sarah Jaxx at mostly underscore animals. Mostly animals. I like that. I like that. It's always good on Twitter. We need more people out there.

Right up front. Here's just a cool looking peacock. Exactly. Give us a little bit of something else. What do you think the 10%? If it's mostly animals animals what's the rest? Flowers. Here we go.

This involves one of those uncles. A clash over a bulk trash cart in South Florida quickly escalated. Bulk trash cart is what? A phrase I've never heard. Is that a homeless cart? No. Bulk trash cart. See I'm dumb. Is a bulk trash cart is what? A phrase I've never heard. Is that a homeless cart? No, a bulk trash cart.

See, I'm dumb. Is a bulk trash cart, is that like a, is that a? It is, it's a large. This is a bulk trash cart. Oh, okay. Looks like a wagon. It's a construction wagon. It's a radio flyer.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a kid's wagon. It's a children's wagon. It's a souped up radio flyer. It's a carry trash. Honey, can you get your wagon out of the driveway? You want the radio flyer? No, can you get your wagon out of the driveway? You want the radio flyer? No, it's a bulk trash cart.

Be specific. One or the other. You be specific and then it escalates. This is the landscaping version of Pulp Fiction. I love your wagon. It's not a wagon. It's a bulk trash cart. Bonnie comes home and sees my bulk trash cart in here.

She's going to fucking flip. I love that song, Bonnie Comes Home. Okay, so a clash over a bulk trash cart in here, she's going to fucking flip. Love that song, Bonnie Comes Home. Okay. So a clash over a bulk trash cart in South Florida quickly escalated. Also, I don't know if there's a Dumb People Town drinking game, but you would have to drink. I don't care if it's water.

Every time we say the word escalated or escalation, because that's what happens in Dumb People Town. It always ramps up. Nothing in Dumb People Town slowly and progressively escalation. Because that's what happens in Dumb People Town. It always ramps up. Nothing in Dumb People Town slowly and progressively escalates. If you're using the word escalate, it has to be quick. This was in Florida? Of course. Florida?

90%? We know alcohol wasn't involved. Did you see the movie? What was it called? Florida Project? Florida Project. That's what I'm imagining right now. There was a moment when I was watching the Florida Project with my wife and i was like uh should we be hanging out with our own kids why am i watching these kids literally like i like i shouldn't anyway that's good free range kids broward sheriff's office so it's miami detectives yeah are asking for the public's help

and identifying a man who attacked a jogger with a sword. That's another time. See, this story has taken a real turn. Right. We went from a bolt trash cart to a sword. So the other day, my daughter, five years old, said, I want a sword. I was like, whoa, hell yeah. I was like, why? And she said, so I can poke you in the stomach.

And I was like, under what circumstance would you want to poke me in the stomach? You got a little aria. It's not cool. I was like, are you going to be in one of our stories on Dumb People Town? What? Don't attack a jock. At least she had an answer. She's been listening to daddy's work.

She prepared herself. Like, she had an answer in the chamber. I'm like, that's weird. By the way, quick side note. You identified Broward County as Miami real quick. Yeah. Do you guys have most of the counties in Florida? No, but I hear it. Dade County, Broward County. Well, we know Yeah. Do you guys have most of the counties in Florida? No, but I hear it.

Dade County, Broward County. Well, we know from the president. Yeah, the hanging Chad. Oh, that's right. You sometimes need a sword to cut that hanging Chad right off. That's right. The two were fighting. That is the jogger and the man with the sword.

So the jogger wasn't really a jogger at that point. No, he had transitioned. He was a runner. He was a fighter. He was a fleer. It's a new form of had transitioned. He had stopped jogging. He was a runner. He was a fighter. He was a fleer. It's a new form of CrossFit. You get some running in and some fighting in. Fist to cuffs, a little.

You could market that. That's a two sport. That's a new biathlon. Run, fight, and then fight. Fight or flight. Fight or flight. You join this gym, we pair you up with an assailant. With a crazy mess.

This person will chase you. Was it a real sword? A minimum of 10 city blocks. Of course, a real sword. By the way, think about the core activity you would get from trying to fight a sword. Yeah. Yeah. Heavy.

I love that they've already changed the name of it. The two were fighting over possession of a plastic dump cart. So now it is called a plastic dump cart. So we had a bulk trash cart. Now it's a plastic dump cart. If the guy is running, why is he running with a plastic dump cart. So we had a bulk trash. Now it's a plastic dump cart. If the guy is running, why is he running with a plastic dump cart? Yeah. It's part of the CrossFit.

They were fighting over the possession of a plastic dump cart that had been discarded in the trash. The terrifying attack in Oakland Park was captured on surveillance video July 15th. Investigators say that during an evening run, a jogger came upon they wrote it as two words, it shouldn't came upon a cart found in a bulk trash pile in front of

a vacant home. Okay, so he's out for his run, just avoiding his kids. The cart isn't a bulk trash cart. No, it is. It is a cart that was in a garbage dump cart. So you're going with dump bin. Thank you. So then it's called a plastic dump cart? in the bulk cart dump bin. Thank you. So then it's called a plastic dump cart?

No, it's a cart that was in a- So he's jogging, and he spots a goodie. A pile of trash. He spots a good wagon. He's in mid-run, and he says- Is that a dump wagon? Yeah. Is that a dump wagon or anything? Hey, maybe I shouldn't finish up the rest of my run.

Maybe I should now take this. I've got my heart rate up to my goal. The jogger told authorities that another man was also perusing through the items in the trash. So if you see another man going through trash, that's his trash.

He was there first. He's got first dibs on all of it, right? Are we in agreement on this? Hang on. How big is this dump hole? Thank you. Florida? It's a hundred miles. It's a bulk. 27 electoral votes. You big is this dump hole? Thank you. Florida? Florida, it's pretty big. 700 miles. It's a bulk. 27 electoral votes. You're talking coast to coast?

Well, I mean, if it's a large dump site, it's like, hey, you know, is it just this guy? That actually is a great question, Roxy, because if it is big and he's in this area and there's another pile over here, can he claim that pile too? No. Yeah. He can't. No, he cannot. But you still need to clear it. If you're second to the junk pile, you'd be like, hey, man. Have he claim that pile too? No. Yeah. He can't. No, he cannot. You still need to clear it. If you're second to the junk pile, you'd be like,

hey man, have you been through this already? Hey, is this your shit wagon? Right. No. You cool with it? Fuck you! If one man set out to look for garbage and one man set out to jog... One man's garbage is another man's. I mean, the garbage guy gets to call dibs. Right, well.

I agree. One man's treasures is another man's treasures. Yeah. Literally. Let's fight for it. But if you think about that, right? This guy's jogging. He's like, hey, look at that dump wagon. All right.

He's like, that guy's looking through there. I'm just going to let him do his thing. I agree with you. I got a mission here. The jogger's at fault. After the jogger, and this is in quotes, decided to stake claim. Nope. Yeah. You can't call anything. You now can't be

surprised at anything. Ho there! You! My good garbage collector! Lo, I'll take the dump truck! I also call it a different thing the third time. After the jogger decided to stake claim to the black heavy-duty dump cart. Now it the black heavy-duty dump cart.

Now it's a heavy-duty dump cart. If we could have a t-shirt that said plastic black heavy-duty bulk dump cart. You're right. I feel like that's good merch. I'm in for it. Solid merch. Dump people. After he decided to stake claim to the heavy-duty dump cart.

Dump people town. Heavy-duty dump cart. Great movie. Heavy-duty dump cart. Heavy-duty dump cart. Dump people town. Heavy-duty dump cart. Great movie. Heavy-duty dump cart. Heavy-duty dump cart. Heavy-duty dump cart. You want to watch that on your own? Yeah.

Probably private search. That's plane viewing. SpectraVision. Black heavy-duty dump cart. The other man became upset. He also wanted it, according to the report. He called it. Of course he did.

He wanted it. The two exchanged words, which is where it should have ended. By the report. He called it. Of course he did. He wanted it. The two exchanged words, which is where it should have ended. By the way, also you're running. You're in running clothes. You can probably take this guy. Just run. What do you think they called each other? What were those words that were said?

Hey, good buddy. Excuse me, good sir. My good man. I believe this is mine. I'm going to tell you, Hoss. Hey, cuz. Hey, Hoss. I'm going to tell you, Hoss. Hey, cuz. Hey, Hoss. I'm calling dibs on this plastic black heavy-duty bulk dump cart.

What'd you say, bro? What'd you call this? I said I am calling dibs on this black plastic heavy-duty bulk dump cart. That's funny, bro, because it's mine. Yeah. Jogger queer. Oh. That's probably what it is.

That's not coming from me. That's called. I'm assuming that this is what this guy said you're in w without it can go dark if he said jogger queer that's that's fighting words then i'm taking that i was like you don't get any of this yeah i'm taking this wagon then i'll take what you've got right what up sanford don't do that you can't do that either both of them are at fault here once the runner arrived arrived at his... Okay. The two exchanged words. The two exchanged words.

But the jogger took the card away and ran behind it as he pushed it home. So now he's like one of those parents with a running... You don't push a whole card. Right. Which is the worst thing to do because it's going to go all over the place. But if you pull it and you pull it too fast, it can hit the back heels and then you trip and fall. So the guy caught up with him. Well. But if you pull it and you pull it too fast, it can hit the back of your feet. That's true. So the guy caught up with him. Well, once the runner arrived at his house, he realized the other man had been following him.

Okay. How far away was his house? It's either far away, and how did you not realize he was following? Or your house is very close, and you should have not done this so close to where you live. Who doesn't look over their shoulder? let me do two dumb things today let me fight a garbage a guy in the garbage right let me fight a guy who is okay to be in the garbage and number two let me lead him straight to my house yeah you can leave you can lead a garbage guy to your house but you can't make him you can't make him stop drinking. I am thinking about all the people

in my life who intentionally get dressed up to then go out jogging. And they are not the same people who dig in garbage piles, especially garbage piles that have been claimed. If you're committing to jogging,

that's an exercise regimen. People put stuff out on the street, and if you've ever said, okay, we've got to get rid of this, and even if you call for a bulky item pickup with your thing and say, call the sanitation department. Listen, can you bring your bulk garbage cart down here? Right. Usually, by the next morning, most of the stuff is gone. Gone. Claimed by people. It's magic.

Okay, so you have to know that this stuff is going to be taken. This guy has to know that there are people out there who need this probably more than him who has a house. You have a house. This guy has a garbage. So then what? He goes inside his house and is like a sweetheart. There's someone out there messing with your shit crate. Is it a shit crate?

Your rolling shit box. Sorry. I put it out there. They can have it. It's mine now. That's the son of a bitch following me home. Mine now. How the... Didn't you look behind you? Oh, no.

Okay. Never look behind me when I say it. So I want to hear where the sword comes in. All right. Yeah. Yeah. They've really buried the lead here. I know.

He said he realized the other man had been following him. The video shows the Florida man. Isn't that both of them? Yeah. Approach the victim, removing a long sword from a red sheath, and begins swinging it as he tries to wrestle away the cart. My only hope is that the first guy found the sword in the trash bin. Hold on.

So the jogger had the sword? No. Got it. Jogger had the cart. Hang on. So this jogger must be really slow. He's jogger had the sword? No. Oh, got it. Jogger had the card. But hang on. So this jogger must be really slow. He's jogging. He's not running.

That's true. Hang on. He's jogging, and he's got that shit crate. Yep. And- Pushing it instead of pulling it. But the guy's carrying this- Sword.

Sword. This sword, this heavy sword in his sheath. That is so- In his sheath. What if he was wearing it from the get- So here's my question. Go ahead. When he unsheathed it,

did he hold it up so that the sunlight could just glean off the top? I hope so. By the power of shit crates. Absolutely. I just hope he found that sword two minutes before the guy

took the card. And then he feels like the pile gave that to him. What? And he can't lose any of it. What now? And by the way, whoever this reporter,

they're just putting the phrase Florida man into articles now just to get on dumb people town. Well, here, you're here. Welcome to town. Here's what I love. Swinging it as he tries

to wrestle away the cart, which means the jogger is not letting go. I just want you guys to all know and everybody listening to me, you pull a sword, you can have it.

Yep. I will not continue to wrestle. There are trumps. What's the smallest weapon he could pull that you would still try to wrestle that card? A pocket knife. You might have enough distance

that he can't get you with the knife. This guy has any sort of aggression towards me he could have the effing shit crane. You've got jogging to do. Hey! Give me that! It's yours, buddy. Does he use the wagon as a shield? If he said that's mine. You've got jogging to do. Hey, give me that. Okay, it's yours, buddy. I would say to the jogger.

Does he use the wagon as a shield? Oh, see. So you're kind of. I would say to the jogger, four minutes before you came upon that shit crate, it wasn't in your life. Nope. Do you need it now? You have a better life without it. This is what I say whenever we don't book an audition.

I'm like, did we know about it a week ago? We didn't. We didn't. Our lives are the same. Our lives are the same. Your life as a jogger is the same. Get away. But I will say this. As a point of principle, I would give it to him. But I would keep saying,

technically, I staked claim. You can have it. You're a thief. For the record, it's not you. Dan, this guy has a sword. I feel like that would upset him. Well, I'm going to wait until the walk-in. And he knows where you live. He now knows where you live.

That's the other thing. That's why you can never get in a fight in a parking spot. Because you're about to leave your car there and someone who's mad at you knows it's yours. He's going to poop in the glove box. He's swinging his fists as he's holding this shit crate. And the guy with the sword is swinging his right the jogger manages to dodge the sword's blows which by the way that is only something you see in fake in movies and tv shows where someone dodges it yeah there's no way you right

nobody can do that after pointing to his surveillance or did the clap on the sword i got yeah that's too hard no no we've seen people do that before and pointing to his surveillance camera. Or did the clap on the sword. I got it. That's too hard. No, no. We've seen people do that before and then it cuts their hands. It turns it slightly and slices. After pointing to his surveillance camera, the sword swinger retreats. Why isn't that your first move? As soon as I'm on my lawn and he's

walking, I'd be like, camera, camera. He let a little fight play out and then was like, alright, I'll bring the camera into this. Let's see if I can dodge a few of these camera. He let a little fight play out and then was like, all right, I'll bring the camera into this. Let's see if I can dodge a few of these. A camera to a sword fight. Hey, Conan, you're on film here, bitch. I love this next sentence. It comes out of absolutely nowhere.

Seconds later, a woman appears, grabs the cart, and walks calmly away. A new player has entered the field. New player has joined. These two are fighting. He points at the camera. I don't know if he goes inside or what, but sword guy leaves, and all of a sudden, a woman walks up, sees the cart in the front lawn,

and just walks away from it. Just like a woman. If you... She steals. Just like a woman She steals Just like a woman So this Because cooler heads will prevail right So we're walking my dog down the street

Me and my buddy and our Partners our wives and girlfriend And a cat Comes out of nowhere and starts attacking our dog Like fur flying Never seen anything like it Meanwhile my buddy Eddie and I Are dancing around going, hey, hey, hey, get her. Hey.

Jigging, kicking, trying to kick this cat like a couple of idiots. Yeah. Our wives are standing on the side going, pick up the dog. Exactly. Pick up the dog. Cats can jump. Women know. Hey.

Kicking our feet out. Do you hear me? Yeah. Do you hear me? Pick up the dog. So you picked up Women know. Kicking our feet out. Do you hear me? Yeah. Do you hear me? Pick up the dog. So you picked up the dog and then the cat went away? Yeah. The lady in her head was like, if I pick up this, this moment to me is like a planet Earth where you see two animals fighting over something.

And then there's that really smart animal that just waits. Yep. Goes and gets it. Sloops it up. As they fight, just goes and gets it. Cheryl, go out there and take away the shit box. Well, the best is the discussion that she

had with her husband. I'm gonna go get that wagon. Do not. Do not go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm just gonna go take it right out from in between them. You cannot. I swear. He has a sword. You have been wanting a black plastic shit box for years and there it is right over. I am going to get it. We're gonna get out of here on this as a result of this story i type we see the video bulk trash cart yeah we can see the

video we'll post the video on our facebook page if you are listening to this podcast and you are not a fan of our facebook page what are you doing go become a fan of it right and then go join our patreon that's the other way to get extra content you You want to see it? Yeah, let's see this. Ready? Let's see this. Here's the guy. He's got the wagon. And he's jogging wearing like umbros or something. Now he's talking to someone. He's on the phone.

This guy's drunk. Here comes the sword guy. He's a drunk drunk. Oh, God. His car is under a temporary. He unsheathed it right there. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Wow. Wow. It's a big sword. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. He's swinging. He points to the camera. He's swinging it. He'll say shit. Oh, shit. He's swinging. He points to the camera. He's swinging it.

He'll say, that's my camera. What I notice is this man swinging the sword, he's actually not trying to hit the guy. No. He's trying to get through his skin. He just wants to hit his right foot. I'm calling the cops, you piece of shit. I saw that first. Here comes the lady.

Here comes the gal. She just takes away. Then she gets it. And then she gets it. Oh, it's slow-mo on the lady. Here comes the gal. There you go. She just takes away. Then she gets it. And then she gets it. Oh, it's slow-mo on the lady. She wins the fight. You know what the thing is? Look, she took it because she could have kicked both their asses.

Maybe. Look how strong that woman was. I feel like, maybe. I feel like, though, this is like the wild. We have reverted back to the wild. It's everything that you just described in an animal video. We've reverted back to the wild in that that like, that was like a gazelle. She let those two wear themselves out and then she went and took the prize.

Nothing to do about it. Okay, we'll get out of here on this. I typed into Google as a result, bulk trash cart cost. How much do you guys think is the value of a bulk trash cart that these guys had a public evening jogging sword fight for? $32.99 brand new first of all bulk trash cart was the you you achieved that that search was successful right that is what this is called well sort of there's so many variations 32.99 rosie you say sully what do you think i'm giving it uh a cost of 89.99 oh wow jay 89 wow first of all, I do think it is necessary to point out that of the three people in this

story, the only one who had sleeves was the sword guy. Yeah, he had long sleeves. He was wearing like a pant outfit. Are you knocking tank tops, bro? No. I'm not knocking tank tops, but I am knocking tank tops. The tank top is the national bird in Florida. That's right.

It is. It's the national shirt of Florida is the tank top is the national bird in Florida. That's right. It is. It's the national shirt of Florida is the tank top. I also know that in Indiana where I grew up, everybody has tank tops. And they're like, hey, man, I'm going to work out. And then I'm like, you're only gone like five minutes. Yeah, they just work out their arms. Upper body. They just work out their arms.

I just say the less schooling you've completed, the less sleeves you have on. Maybe. Maybe not. I'm going to read you the full description of how it is listed as a title, and then we'll get your official guesses. Okay. You already guessed. These guys already guessed.

Gorilla Karts Heavy Duty Poly Yard Dump Cart with 2-in-1 Convertible Handle. Hold on. Do that again. Gorilla Yard Dump Cart. It looks exactly like the one in the video. Gorilla Karts Heavy Duty Poly Yard Dump cart with two-in-one convertible handle. Hey, that changed my thought. I'd say $69.99.

$69.99. You still think $89.99? $89.99 from Chris Sullivan. $49.99. $49.99 from Jason Sklar. We're all in a window here. $55.48. $55.48.

Who says $48? I don't know. I don't know. 45. 48. Who says 48? I don't know. The actual cost of what I believe to be the Gorilla Cart heavy-duty polyyard dump cart with two-in-one convertible handle is...

Is... Get your answers in now, Townies, and we'll close out the first story with this. The total value of an evening sword fight product is $146.99. Whoa! We undervalued that. So this is four and a half stars on 1,200 reviews. It's worth it. For that.

Now you know why those guys were fighting over it. $150. Duty. This thing does its job. Polyard dump cart with two and one convertible handle. It's the Rolls Royce of wagons here in Dump People Town. Polyard dump cart with two and one convertible handle. It's the Rolls Royce of wagons here in Dumb People Town. Yeah. Dumb cart with two and one convertible handle.

Yeah, and somebody out there can take Dan's voice and put that into a... Auto-tune it. Auto-tune. Auto-tune. Auto-tune that, and we'll be back with... We got... Oh, we'll talk about their podcast, and I can't wait. It's Dumb People Town.

Stay with us. Stick around. Make us down for more Dumb People Town. Hey, guys. Stick around, make it sound for more Dumb People Town. start with our episode dan i'm not sure if you've done it yet but you are going to do it it's great just in my well you know it's called in love with michael rosenbaum chris sullivan and uh i have a podcast called inside of you michael rosenbaum and i interviewed sully so i let michael inside of me and we hit it off hit it off and i just thought man this is a good guy and so much that i told you guys a story where i would they have he has this thing that he does with friends, which now I'm included. We're all text you in the morning and go, Hey man, I just want to say I'm grateful for you. Grateful for my wife, Rachel.

And like, people don't do that, you know? And I just got really, I go, wow, man, that's really sweet. And I was like, so I called him. I go, we should do a podcast together. He goes, yeah, I'd love to, man. So we, it's a good celebration. Yeah. So we're just having, we're having conversations with people about the things that they're grateful for and the things that they love, whether it's, you know, we talked to you guys about comedy and we talked to you guys about working together and starting off and what that was like.

Yeah. And how you develop this love for the art of all things humorous. And so we're talking to, you know, husbands and wives and best friends. My ex-girlfriend. I'm single. He's married. So it's a nice dynamic. We have a trans woman engineer. I love a trans woman engineer.

Yeah, it's just dynamic. It's fun. I think we learn a lot. We have a hotline. We're trying to better ourselves by farming all of your wisdom. What was I saying the other day? I was listening to Bruce Springsteen. I was listening to live 1978 Rosalita from passaic new jersey and in that song if people don't know bruce when he does

it live that's the song he chooses to introduce the band okay within that song there's a big instrumental point he introduces everyone and everyone has a nickname all 35 members totally and like then he gets to clarence clements and he's like the king of the world like he starts giving him all the master the i mean he gives disaster he gives him all these monikers and what he's basically saying throughout the whole song is i love this man i bruce springsteen the reason why everyone's really here clarence clements is great, and yes, he's wonderful, but people are here to see Bruce Springsteen in the E Street Band,

but he's sitting there giving it up for every single other member of his band, talking about how much fun he has with them. He's showing simply by he being the one to introduce them and how valuable he is, he's showing gratitude in front of all this crowd. And it's part of the reason why people can't articulate this, why they loved going to a Bruce Springsteen E Street Band concert, because they're like, those guys were on stage having fun with each other. Those guys were loving each other, openly

loving each other, and we got to witness that love, and then it made us love all of our friends. And I felt that same feeling from that was the vibe that your podcast gets. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I mean, you guys were great, and you were very open. I mean, it I mean you guys were great and you were very open I mean talking about like how

you know you guys were getting fist fights it just stayed with me and like you guys used to be so competitive and if you don't care about something you gotta like it's putting skin in the game you guys understand that but there's so much respect with you two and love at the same time so it's interesting to see that instead of seeing oh these are these funny guys

they're successful they do this it's just yeah successful it's in the eye of the beholder uh well you know to take us into our next story the deputy of dumb people he's the big man well the truth of the matter is that in when you talk about dynamics and we talked a lot about our own dynamic that adding dan to our dynamic and what we've sort of developed in Dumb People Town is something that we love so much, too. It's like it does feel like a band. It is a trinamic. It is this – it's triumvirate where Jay and I have our own thing between each other. Triumvirate, it's three – it's like a black wagon of comedy.

Shit crate? Shit crate of comedy. No, no, no. But we were talking about one story the other day. We were talking with someone and we were saying there was a story in Dumb People Town about a guy who would steal cars. To impress his son. To impress his teenage son. And he would just move them one block over.

But just to be like, look, I can steal things. I'm cool, right? I'm cool, right? Wow. And Randy and I were like, Dan you dan as parents you can't dan you can't understand how important it is that you earn the love of your kids so we get why this guy would do this he said you don't know how you don't know how powerful it is to want your kids to love you yeah to like you and i was like you guys don't know how powerful it is to wish you had a dad that like exactly so there we go and now we see the dynamic of what.

So Dan comes from this perspective. We come from our perspective. And we jump into dumb stories, of which we have another one. You want to do another one? Shall we do it? Let's do it. One more time. The name of their podcast is?

In Love with Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan. Okay. Check it out. I got it on the oven. There you go. That's it. I couldn't remember the rest. You tagged it.

Thanks. Okay. On the oven. There you go. That's it. I couldn't remember the rest. Accounts, you tagged it. Thanks.

Okay. Sent in by Novak at the Educator. E-D-G-J-E-W-C-A-T-R. Ed-J-U-C-A-T-O-R. Yeah, the Educator. Okay. What started out as a joke ended with this maid of honor balancing a bouquet in T-Rex arms. Nope.

Yep. This bride certainly wasn't a bridezilla. No. Oh, boo. Deanna Adams. Deanna Adams. Don't do that to your kids. Don't end their first name with a start. Deanna Adams. Chris Sullivan. Yeah, I know. Chris Sullivan. Chris

Sullivan. All of my voicemails, this is Chris Sullivan. Yeah. I wish your name was Chris Chris Sullivan. Like Chris Chris Don. Chris Chris. This is Chris Sullivan. Yeah. I wish your name was Chris, Chris Sullivan. Like Chris, Chris Sullivan. Chris, Chris Sullivan. Chris, Chris Sullivan. Chris, Chris Sullivan.

Because my last name when I was born was Nall. So I had that Dan Nall. I was like, when does it start? Dan Nall. Dan Nall. Dan Nall. What's up, Dan Nall? Dan Nall.

Daniel Van Kirk, a little better. Okay. When Deanna Adams told her bridal party they could wear whatever they wanted to her wedding bad idea her sister

and maid of honor Christina Meter and former friend yep Christina Meter surprised guests by showing up to the ceremony

in an inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex costume she said anything I love it I knew you would she said anything I love it it's like that

person. It's like when my kids argue. This is my day! No, it's not. You're dead. Not anymore. My kids argue the semantics of something and they're right. You ready for the photo, guys? Yes. You ready for the photo? Chris Sullivan just took a microphone to the mouth. Smile direct.

Are you okay? Do you have your teeth? I think I'm alright. At least I wasn't hurt. Check out the photo. They're getting married in a backyard, which is fine. They got married in Jurassic Park. Oh, wow. Look at that. I love this. Wear whatever you want, and the maid of honor was like, you got it.

Alright. No problem. Hey, Johnny No Jacket over there is not wearing a sport coat. There is a guy. I think they're both wearing chucks. And so is the they're all wearing chucks. It looks like it's a wedding. It's ironic. It's going to be one of three or four times this. When it's over, for those of you that have

done it, when it's over, do you then realize how many things didn't need to be that important? Oh, we didn't need seat covers. Oh, we didn't need to invite these people. We didn't need seat covers. Why do we didn't need to invite these people. We didn't need seat covers. Why do we get food? Everybody just wanted a drink anyway.

You know what? I've been to weddings where they're like, the bride and groom were like, the cocktail hour should have just been the whole thing. We just should have got some tall tables and a bar with some music and just told people, finger foods. So she was upset by this. The bride was cool with it.

When you're the maid of honor and you're told you can wear anything you choose, Meter shared in an August 10th Facebook post that has since gone viral. She wrote, I regret nothing. In the photo, Meter is seen wearing it. I regret so much. At all ever. Maybe this is the only thing she's ever made a decision. She finally broke out of her shell.

I said anything. I regret nothing. In the photo, Meter is seen wearing the enormous costume. I said anything. I regret nothing. And standing next to the bridesmaids, Ann Adams, as she and her new husband exchange roles. I will say this.

Wear whatever you want, but you shouldn't wear something that requires someone to help guide you down the aisle. Are we in? Am I in the room? You're on your own. Where am I standing right now? Watch my tail. I hope the bride saw her coming down the aisle and then decided,

I'm not going to say anything. We're not going to address it. We're going to go about the whole. How sweet would it be if the T-Rex was wearing a yarmulke? That's so great. How great would it be? And didn't say a word about it. And it's not a Jewish weddingRex was wearing a yarmulke? That's so great. How great would it be? And didn't say a word about it. And it's not a Jewish wedding. It's not a Jewish wedding.

You said anything. And then she's got a problem with that. It would have been better. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It would have been better if the T-Rex took a shit. Right. I said anything but.

She brought some props. You said anything. You said anything. I said anything but. I remember being surprised that everyone seemed to be doing their best to avoid noticing the elephant in the room you mean the t-rex in the room or should i say dino but it was hard to see in the costume meter told the daily mail about her

decision to wear the costume for the ceremony which started out as a joke between her and her sister and i think probably stayed a joke for the bride for the bride she's like that was a funny joke that was a great joke yeah yeah it began when remember when we talked about you wearing a t-rex costume in my wedding that was a funny joke yeah does that count as a joke no comedians no no she probably said you're probably never gonna get married so i won't have a chance to do this by the way when do they how many years have to pass before they go oh my god remember when you wore that T-Rex outfit? I don't know. I don't think

you ever have to say it, ever. At the brunch the next morning. You don't bring that up. It's everybody in the world knows it. The cousin that's still drunk. Remember when she wore that last night, Michael? Dave, you don't have to shout. We weren't sure you were going to come. Thanks for coming. You can have as much eggs as you want. There it came already.

It's a buffet, Dave. It's a brunch buffet. I'm getting more eggs. Go on back up. Dave, you're shouting. We're in a small room right now. You can eat it in your room. I'm going to eat it here. I don't need a chair. That's the thing with Dave, too. He never needs a chair. I don't need a chair. Dave, sit down.

I don't need a table. Sit down. I've been sitting my whole life. Where's Uncle Drunk Rex? Yeah, right? Uncle Rex. I remember being surprised. Everyone tried to avoid it, she said. It began when Adams asked her little sister to be her maid of honor last year.

About a year ago, my big sister texted me and asked if I'd be a maid of honor. She, knowing that I'm not a- I love that that was a text. A text. That like wasn't a phone call. Hey. Thank you. You up?

No, that is such a personal... You guys all, three of you, people at your wedding, did you text anyone? Just text them. If someone said to me, will you be at my wedding?

Be a text, I'd write back, no. Nope. Unsubscribe. I would say new phone, who is? New number, yeah.

New number, who is? Like you don't have the decency to call me and let me hear your voice asking that? If you text me to be in your wedding, I'm gonna have someone FaceTime me and put me up next to you when you are getting married. I'll just FaceTime into your wedding. If you text me to be in your

wedding, then you clearly don't give a shit about your wedding, so I'm gonna wear whatever I want. I'm gonna say something. Say it. You're not taking this into consideration. Says the the man who isn't married yes what what if it was her fourth marriage like my sister i thought about what if a text message was just like hey this is my fourth that's the invitation on a fourth marriage a text message a text chain is the invitation you don't print anything out that's it look at how many people are at that wedding not even an Evite.

I got it. Yeah, there was nobody there except a dinosaur. I got an Instagram DM invitation to a bachelor party. And on that alone, I was like, come on. By the way, you should not have a wedding that gets interrupted by a riding mower. You know what I mean? Like next door. Some guy's bagging the grass. Unless you're riding out on it.

Are they really fucking getting married? You said anything. I'm riding out on it. Are they really fucking getting married? You said anything. I'm riding out on a mower. I hope her sister's boyfriend was out in the audience in a matching T-Rex outfit. That would be great, too. Oh, come on. Waving. Or a Godzuki.

What about the speech in that outfit? I know. She had to give a speech? Okay, she said about her sister that the bride knew that I'm not a big fan of wearing formal dresses and that I probably wouldn't have a lot of money to buy something really nice okay there you go she reassured me by letting me know i could pick out any outfit that i choose $39.99 while contemplating what to buy she decided she wanted to purchase something she knew she would wear more than once isn't this always the thing so she's finally like like, I am going to wear this more than once. I bet she wears this more than most people wear

they're made of on her dresses. She wears it to every wedding. Every wedding she ever goes to. Forever. What was that, 21 dresses? Mm-hmm. 28. 28 dresses.

I didn't see it. 27 dresses. I'm a dude. There it is. That was a trap. I was seeing who knew the actual title. It's a Heigl special. I'm a dude.

I didn't see that. We worked with Katherine Heigl. How was that? She would not come out of her trailer for a long, long time while an entire set of people just waited for her to come out. No, that doesn't sound like Blackford. We're lucky to be here. Maybe she had to poop or something.

Okay. I was trying to think of something that I'd be willing to wear more than once and thought to myself, well, if my sister did say anything and if I'm spending more than $50, I want it to be a dinosaur costume because they're fantastic and I've always wanted one. I instantly love this person. This is like the secret, right? Where you bring the things you want into your life through ways that you aren't considering.

Dress for the wedding you want, not the wedding you're in. Dan, this was on her vision board for her life. That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to buy this T-Rex thing until I have a reason. Thank you. Halloween, not a big enough reason. Jesus, give me a reason. Good Lord, Jesus. By the way. Baby Jesus Christ, give me a reason.

Little tiny baby Jesus. Would you say this though, in a way, if you think about it this way, because I know we're kind of laughing, making fun, having fun. Which is the point of this. Are you trying to break it down? Michael wants to get serious for a minute. Guys, I just want to break it down for real. Breaking it down with Michael Rosenbaum.

My sister, my friends, when they get married, it's like, we have to do this. We have to have such nice... It is. It's something humble about just saying, fuck it, man. Let's get married. I love you. I like this person. Me too. First comment was like, well, they're in a backyard. I love it. Go crazy. And it saves you

so much money. There's so much money in the town. I love her. And how much fun will it be to just knock her over and see her try and get back up? Oh, that's the other thing. Now, mind you, those little suits have a battery-operated fan that is going...

So that's going on during Do You Accept This Woman? I can't hear it yet. This is my thing. This is my thing. Heigl! If you're in any form of Heigl! Heigl!

Heigl! I'll say this. If you're in any form of Hulk, Comandine, House Spice, Heigl! Do You Expect This Woman to be your last name?

It's going to be really hard to edit out. My fear is that if you're in any sort of Some form of mascot costume Which this kind of is Do you want to be around a whole bunch of drunk people? Because you're going to get tackled

You're going to get pushed There better not be a pool around There's a pool, it's a kiddie pool Full of beer Above ground Full of beer Not expecting a yes to the idea of wearing the dress Full of beer. Above ground. Above ground. Above ground. Full of beer. Full of beer. Not expecting a yes to the idea of wearing the dress. Full of beer with no ice.

No ice. And warm water. Just throwing the beer in the thing. Not expecting a yes. She texted her sister the idea as a joke. I don't think these two are on speaking terms. No. You just text.

You just text everything back and forth. And to me, I would be like, this is probably too complicated to text. I'm going to call you. I heard from a friend that she said it would be okay. Really? You couldn't really communicate with your sister? Well, you text me, so why can't I? She texted her sister as a joke, only to find out the bride

Adams was on board with the idea. She explained that she gave her sister countless chances to tell her no. That's pro. That's a good move. I love it. But the bride had no qualms with her sister's decision and even defended her sister after the post went viral on Facebook and received some negative comments. Quote, it's not a joke.

It's a giant middle finger at spending thousands of dollars and putting ungodly amounts of pressure. And right there, we've just reached our first dumb person in this story. Me? Right? No. The person who commented negatively. The person who commented. Everybody else in the story actually not that dumb. This is what the bride wrote. It's Right? No. The person who commented negatively. Everybody else in the story actually not that dumb.

This is what the bride wrote. It's not a joke. It's a giant middle finger at spending thousands of dollars and putting ungodly amounts of pressure on ourselves just to please a bunch of people who in the end only want free food and drinks. Thank you. Adams reportedly wrote in the comments the point was to get married to the man who treats me like I hung the moon and we did

that part. Boom! And I'll say this. And when this and when the bride finally DM'd her sister to tell her thank you, she felt it in the deepest way possible. When they thank you poked everybody who came to the wedding. I love you like you hung the moon. I'm touched. Isn't that great? Hung the moon my sister is awesome and i genuinely was not kidding when i said she could wear whatever she wanted so i would have to i would have written back i put a heart on

one of her texts that's how much i hope the sister then wrote why can't you say any of this to my face we only communicate via typed word god i wish i could told you hold you. I would have asked, I would have then underneath that been like, I just need some clarification. Did you say she could wear anything? Is her sister single? Probably. Rosamond's still single. Listen,

if anybody knows this T-Rex lady, DM Michael. DM me because I'm serious here. First of all, I'm serious here. First of all, I'm going to save a lot of money. If she doesn't want a wedding, she wants it in her backyard. Lex Luthor is open is all I'm saying.

The Rex and the Lex. The Rex and the Lex! The Rex and the Lex! I go to that wedding. Story number two. Give me a little teaser of what we're going to see in story number three. Food has nothing to do with this. Food has nothing to do with this. Okay, food has nothing to do with this. I love it. I can't wait to figure it out. We've got Michael Rosenbaum. We've got Chris Sullivan.

They have a new podcast that we want you to subscribe to in the break. In Love with Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan. Check it out. We were on it. It was great. We'll be back with more Dumb People Town right after this. Stick around. Make a sound. There's more Dumb People Town. right after this.

Stick around. Make a sound. There's more at Uncle People Town. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the show. Any live stuff let's mention? Yeah, you guys doing...

Are you doing any more Largo shows? Because that last one was... So good. Thanks so much. Nothing right now. We're filming season four. Season four of This Is Us comes out on the 24th. I just hope you don't

die. I don't want you to die. I know they like to kill characters off on that show. I think I'm going to make it. I hope so. I think I'm going to make it. Someday an audience will come to that show, and it will be amazing. One by one. People are coming along. This Is Us. How about you, sir? Where can people catch you? Catch me? Well, I'm going...

I'm not very literate. It's okay. Tom people tell you. No, no, no. So listen, I have a new album coming out. My band put an album together. And it's another actor with a band. But I really am proud of the music. And I think it's really good.

It's called The Band's Left on Laurel. The album's Saved by the Ground. And it comes out October 4th on all platforms. You can pre-order it on iTunes. I love it. Take a listen. Left on Laurel. I'm really excited about it.

I'm going to do a bunch of conventions, too. October 18th, I'm in Columbus and 25th, I'm in Madison with Tom Welling. We're signing autographs. When you go to Madison, I want you to go to a Vietnamese restaurant called Ha Long Bay. It is right next door to the Willie Street Co-op. Howie Long?

Howie Long Bay. Ha Long Bay. H-A-L-O-N. Ha Long Bay, best Vietnamese food I've ever had. Best pad thai ever Best pad thai ever I just want an actor To start a band

And call it Phoenix Rivers Alright Stop it Daniel That'd be kind of a great homage Dateofvnkirk.com For all your dates

Yes, I guess I'm all over the west coast In the midwest New York, Baltimore Chicago Toronto Just for laughs Yeah, Toronto

Just for laughs That's a big accomplishment My man So alright Then go to superscleros.com For all of our dates We are going to be everywhere We have our dates Chicago, Milwaukee. Toronto just for laughs. Yeah, Toronto just for laughs. That's a big accomplishment, my man. So, all right, then go to superscleros.com for all of our dates. We are going to be everywhere. We have our dates all the way up

for a long time, but definitely through the end of the year, you can see us. And get your tickets for that October 13th, live Dumb People Town in Brooklyn at the Bell House with Michael Che and Aparna.

It's going to be fantastic and we are going to add a musical guest in that too. So, just check it all out. Ready? Let's get to this last one. Here we go. Yep. A Toronto woman, where I will be, is facing drunk driving charges after she refused to

move her car while in the drive-thru in Vaughan on Friday. So she made it to the drive-thru. This is where she's taking a stand. Just like the guy at the beginning was like, I'm going to put my foot down and grab this shit wagon. This is not about food. Nope. Yes.

And by the way, that should be McDonald's new slogan. This is not about food. York Regional Police said in a media release that the incident was one of 26 over the long weekend where drivers were charged with offenses related to impaired driving. Toronto, I love you. Have someone else take you home. You also feel like for Toronto people, they're like, I can have 17 Labatt's Blue and still operate heavy machinery.

There ain't hardly any alcohol in this. Just fish. It's just Labatt's. What is it, twice the alcohol than American beer? I don't know. Is it 5%? Canadian beer? I have no idea.

It happened just after midnight. After midnight? Police said when officers were called to a restaurant in the area of Highway 7 and Keel Street. Can we call it a restaurant if it's got a drive-thru? It is not a restaurant. I agree. It's a place where people get food.

That's right. If it's within 100 yards of a highway, it's not a restaurant. I agree. It's a place where people get food. That's right. If it's within 100 yards of a highway, it's not a restaurant. That's probably true as well. That's another good one. If the tables are nailed to the ground, it is not a restaurant. If you can see the sign and it's connected to how much the price of gasoline is. If you lie through your tooth, you might be a redneck. It is not a restaurant.

If you need a code to get into the redneck it is not a restaurant if you need a code to get into the bathroom it is not a restaurant if they mop it up with some mop and a bucket on wheels it is not a restaurant the caller advised that the driver if you don't need a reservation reservation. If no one greets you at the door, it's not a restaurant. If there are multiple cash registers. If you could buy a shirt at the... It is not

a restaurant. If the bathroom has a visual... Oh, fuck. If you make any variation on your order from the original and that takes 25 minutes longer. It is not a reference. If sodas are free for a refill. If you've seen two women get into a fight at the condiment bar.

It is not a reference. If there's a condiment bar. If napkins come from a dispenser. It is not a restaurant. If there's a condiment bar. If napkins come from a dispenser. It is not a restaurant. The caller advised that the driver had the bathroom has a visible cleaning schedule.

It is not a restaurant. If they don't care about turtles and just give out straws to anyone. It is not a restaurant. The caller advised that the driver hadn't ordered any food, but was stopped at the drive-thru window and would not respond to restaurant employees. I'm not going anywhere. No, but wouldn't respond.

No. Ma'am? Ma'am? Would you like to place an order? You can't just shake your head, ma'am. No, I see. What's going on up there? I see you.

Just out. You are not in a parking spot. What's going on up there? What? Where can out. You are not in a parking spot. What's going on up there? What? Where can I get you? Nope. Nope. Uh-uh.

Let's get out of there. You can't tell me what to do. I'm asking. Get out and see what's going on up there. By the way, I don't want to bore you, but my friend back in high school, he was driving, my friend Kent Brenneman and Jason Hunt, and Brenneman's driving, and they go up to a Taco Bell, man. And they go up to a Taco-

Can I take your order? Keep trying. driving and they go up to a Taco Bell, man, and they go up to a Taco Bell. Can I take your order? He goes, I'd like a small fry like your boyfriend's dick. Not a good idea. There was a cop listening right after they got away. Brenneman gets a DUI because his dipshit friend was talking to her. Also, Taco Bell has never sold fries.

No, maybe it was a Hardee's. It was Hardee's. He's still trying. She's not responding. Call the cops. Ma'am, drive forward. Nope. I live here now.

That's what she was saying, basically. I just love that she planted the flag in the ground and was like, that's it. Would you like something to eat? No. In a dash cam video of the incident, an officer can be seen approaching the car and asking the woman for identification. This is her response. I wasn't driving. I was just ordering food.

No, you weren't. You were in the car. You were not. No, she wasn't, officer. This is when you know the cop's like, we'll take the time. Stay out of this. Sir, we got it now. They get the drive-thru guy, and they pull him out of the whole thing and they go to get his statement.

And he's standing right in front of them and he sounds like this. Sir, take your hands off your mouth. Take your hands off your mouth. Take your hands off your mouth. Is that better? No. Actually, put them back. You don't need to do that.

Put them back. Listen, she's been sitting there for 15 minutes. Thank you. Yeah, we got it. We're here now. We know. At least get in the other seat and pretend, oh, my God, my boyfriend must have taken off. I was taking a nap.

Or girlfriend. Or girlfriend. Or girlfriend. I wasn't just ordering some food. I love that you're like, hey, let's be woke about this crazy. Come on, man. Quote, this is when you know the cop's ready to have fun. She says, I wasn't driving.

I was just ordering food. The cop says, how'd the vehicle get here? I'll play along. Yeah. We'll see where this rabbit hole goes. Fair enough. Let's find the hole. I don't know.

I was just ordering food. I love that. She's like, you didn't hear my answer the first time. She doubled down. Let me say the same thing I said before and beat you with louder, with more value. After some more back and forth, why don't they include that? The officer points out that no one else is in the vehicle. He's just having fun.

Yeah. Well, where is your? I'll tell you who's not having fun. The people behind her. Oh, I know. All they wanted. And there's nowhere for the front guy to go. It's right by the highway. We'll just pull off right here. We'll get something real quick. It's only going to take 20. I want to go

home. I told you we should have gone to a restaurant. Right. Well, I would say we are going. This is a restaurant. No, it's not. After some back and forth, the officer points We should have gone to a restaurant. Right. Well, I would say we are going. This is a restaurant. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. If you... After some back and forth, the officer points out that no one else is in the vehicle and again asks for ID. She responds, yes, once I get the food. So now she's on a bartering system.

Tell you what, you can have as many IDs as you want. I love that she thinks she's in part of a hostage negotiation. Also, she never even ordered. As soon as I get my food, I have full... You didn't order, man. I never even ordered. As soon as I get my food, I have full identity. As soon as I get my food, I have full identity. Look, Dionne Warwick is a psychic. She knows what I want. As soon as the food comes to me.

So he says, let me see your ID. I'm sorry, did you say you'd like to place an order? No, we're done. Let us handle this now. The cops are here. So she goes, yeah, you can have my ID once I get the food. Then the cop goes, ma'am, food has nothing to do with this right now. Yes!

To which if I were her, I would say, I think food has everything to do with this. She's about to soak up the night. In the end. Did somebody say food? No. We got it. In the end, the woman was arrested and taken for a breath test. Police say that she blew over the legal limit. first. We got it. In the end, the woman was arrested and taken for a breath test.

Police say that she blew over the legal limit. I will ask you guys right now. How old do you think the woman in the car in the middle of the night who only wants food but will not order any of it and thinks that she is not driving, she's ordering food and that's a legal defense? She's waiting for Godot. 43. We'll get out of here. 43 for Michael Rosenblum. Michael, Chris, She's waiting for Godot. She's 43. We'll get out of here. 43 for Michael Rosenbaum.

Chris, what do you think? Okay. 32. 32. 32 years old. Jay, what do you think? She's 24. 24.

She's 19. 19. 19. Okay. This is just dumb young dumbness. It's been a pleasure having you, gentlemen. Oh, what a joy. In love with Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan.

Go subscribe to that podcast. We will close out here on this. Thank you, guys. The woman in the drive-thru that needs to realize this has nothing to do with food right now is 34 years old. Oh, Chris Sullivan. I love it. Feels good to be a winner. Beautiful.

This has nothing to do with food. This has everything to do with Sullivan. Boys, thank you so much for being on the show. Thank you for having us. Oh shit, we gotta get back to work. Stick around. Make a sound. On your down.

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