Dumb People Town - Mo Mandel - His Whole Life Is An Avalanche

Episode Date: November 9, 2018

This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!...

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news Breaking down each epic fail In Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this up
Starting point is 00:00:19 So listen to our podcast jam With co-host Armand Dan Man, don't be a jerk Cause when the music hits the funny hits So listen to our podcast jam with co-host Armand Dan. Man, don't be a jerk, cause when the music hits the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. Stick around, make a sound, punk your downies, Dumb People Town. Hey townies, welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. Population Mo Mandel. What's up, buddy? Hey guys. How are youandell. What's up, buddy?
Starting point is 00:00:46 Hey, guys. How are you, buddy? I'm great. Welcome back, man. You've been on this show before. You understand how dumb this world is. We were kind of just talking about it. Yeah, we were having a very heated,
Starting point is 00:00:59 all-liberal-sided attack. Why are we all at the same time? We're like yelling at each other, and we all agree. I don't get it. I think what we do agree, regardless of what side of the political aisle you're on, it's that the world is getting dumber. Dumb is like emerging to the forefront. Dumb is like our greatest export now. I was in Erie, Pennsylvania doing stand-up and I saw like exactly how as soon as things aren't dumb, politics gets unbearable for people.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Because I saw Bill Clinton speak, and everyone was there, and it was like when Hillary, you know, during the, leading up to the election, everyone was like, Bill! Everyone was like, yeah!
Starting point is 00:01:31 They were like all into it. They were taking pictures. Everyone wanted to get a picture of Bill. They were taking a picture of themselves in front of Bill. And then as soon as he got past the rah, rah, rah portion of it and went into like the specifics of politics,
Starting point is 00:01:42 people just streaming out of the gymnasium. Just walking. Just like, he's like, and Hillary raised this of the gym days. Just walking. Just like, and he's like, and Hillary raised this by three point percentage. People are like, oh, where's a gun I can stick in my mouth? This is like class now. They're walking out. No one wants to hear.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Yeah, I know. Hey, hey. Hey. Topical. That is very topical. But it's great to be back, and thank you guys for having me, and I'm glad America's still dumb
Starting point is 00:02:02 so that this podcast can continue. This podcast will live forever. The world is dumb. Yeah, we're always like, Dan, do you have enough stories? And Dan's like, are we still breathing? Because we do have enough stories
Starting point is 00:02:11 because the world provides, the world will, the dumb world will provide for us. We have our dumb ears on the ground. Dumb boots on the ground? Dumb boots,
Starting point is 00:02:20 our dumb boots on the ground. Our good ears on the dumb ground. Good ears on the dumb ground. Our fans send us these stories. But Brendan, our sound guy, wants to call them D-bogs. Dumb boots on the ground. Not D-bags, but D-bogs.
Starting point is 00:02:33 D-bogs. Yeah. So thank you to our D-bogs for sending in the stories. We have one great story. Let's jump right in. Here we go. This was sent in by Mullertime at... It's Mullertime.
Starting point is 00:02:42 I know. At J. Chris Mull. It is Mueller time. J. Chris, Christian spelling. M-U-E-L-L-E-R. Thanks, dude. I'm still waiting for the Mueller investigation to come. I'm still waiting for the J. Chris Mueller investigation. The man suspected of
Starting point is 00:02:57 crisscrossing, of a crisscrossing crime spree. Does this involve the song Jump? Remember how big that was? Did he wear his pants backwards and shirt back? Remember those guys? Criss Cross? Criss Cross.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Remember the two kids? Yeah, I remember them back again. And I think one of them died. One of them died. And they actually had to bury him face down so his clothes would be up the correct way. And I think that was good. Because I think that was the one thing. He owned nothing.
Starting point is 00:03:23 So his will was like an old crisscross cassette, and I request that you bury me upside down. I'm glad they buried the right one. One Carl Canai shoe. By the way, have you guys been following this Eminem Machine Gun Kelly rap beef? A little bit. Machine Gun Kelly's. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I feel like I'm back in high school. 97. I'm obsessed with it. 98. My girlfriend, we were hanging out all weekend. She was like, seriously, if you don't stop rapping,
Starting point is 00:03:53 I'm breaking up with you. I'm leaving this. This is just unbearable. But are you rapping the Machine Gun Kelly? Are you on M&M's site? I'm embracing any white man with flow. Okay. So neither side.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Just kidding. Big hockey fan. So there's a crisscrossing crime spree. Yes, the man suspected of a crisscrossing crime spree Monday night in Billings, Montana. So there's nothing else. I don't know if you've been up to it. Oh, I performed
Starting point is 00:04:17 in Billings twice. So there's nothing else up there. I'm like, I think, when you don't sell out a club as a comedian and you're in Billings, that's when you know you really suck. Because what is the competition? A crisscrossing? Crime Spring. Maybe that guy had taken out all the people who were going to come to my show.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Maybe it's like a 300-seat room and they're like, just so you know, man, there's only like 200 people in this town. So you can't sell out. Dude, you can't sell out in Billings because we just got high-speed internet, so people are on Hulu right now. There's a lot of competition. You're fighting the world. They went on a criss-crossing crime
Starting point is 00:04:47 spree Monday night in Billings, carjacking vehicles and prompting gunfire from police has been charged. The person has been charged with 12 felonies. In an astounding amount of time, police say Ryan Glenn McElmurray sounds like a combination of
Starting point is 00:05:03 all the It's Always Sunny Philadelphia crime. Ryan Glenn McElmurray. Sounds like a combination of all the It's Always Sunny Philadelphia crime. Ryan Glenn McElmurray. See, with that many syllables in someone's name, you know felonies are coming up soon. Also, RGM. You're like, is it McElroy? No, it's McElmurray. So they make glue? What do they do?
Starting point is 00:05:22 So many options. You go RG, RGM, RMAC, GMAC. GMAC. RGMAC. If you have 12 felonies, you just go by the Dirty Dozen. Yeah. Dirty Dozen. The Dirty Dozen.
Starting point is 00:05:34 And then if you get one more, you go by the Baker. The Baker's Dozen. That doesn't give you as much hard clout in prison, though. Baker D. Baker D. Although if I was in my first day of prison and they're like, see that guy over there? They call him the baker. I'd be like, I don't want to know anything else.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I'm just avoiding him. Does he cut off people's hands and bake them in pies? No, he lays you down and he needs your asshole. No. He needs it. That probably feels great. He needs it and he needs it. He needs it and he needs it.
Starting point is 00:06:01 In an astounding amount of time, Ryan Glenn McCormory created 10 crime scenes, stole 5 vehicles, 3 at gunpoint, and faced gunshots from officers from 3 different agencies. I'm going to ask you guys right now, how much do you think an astounding amount of time is? Okay, so how long? You can go either first, Tig, or Tig is between the two of us, or third when you guess. How much time do you think it took him to create ten crime scenes, get shot up by five stolen vehicles, and get shot up by three different agencies? Well, I mean,
Starting point is 00:06:36 first of all, to steal five vehicles in the town, you know, Billings is not a big town. That's like a four and a half miles across town. I mean, that means like every six stoplights he's getting out of his car and stealing another. I would say 26 minutes. 26 minutes from Mo Mandel. Jason and Randy?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Jay? I'm going to say 49 minutes. 49 minutes. They said astounding. Yeah, but it still takes time. I'm going to say an hour six. An hour six. Okay, an hour six from Randy.
Starting point is 00:07:09 49 minutes, Jason, and 26 minutes. This is like the guy in The Price is Right who guesses way too low for no reason at all. I'm going to stick with it. I'm going to tell you guys right now. One of you is only one minute off. So now can we guess who is only one minute off? Okay, so who do you think is only one minute off. Oh! So now can we guess who is only one minute off? Okay, so who do you think is only one minute off? I think I'm right.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I'm going to stick with myself on this. Okay, 26 for Moe, Jay. I'm right. I know I'm right, Jason. Because I think Moe's right. Okay. I think Moe's right. Astounding.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I mean, astounding. Yeah, that's... I'm sure I could steal at least three cars. In 48 minutes? With the club in my car right now. In 45 minutes. Wait, you have a club? Do you have a club in your car? astounding. I'm sure I could steal at least three cars with the club in my car right now in 45 minutes. Do you have a club in your car? I'm old school. I got an old car.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I want an old theft deterrent. The Facebook page has a lot of people with pictures of their club. So we were talking about the club on this show like, I don't know, two weeks ago. We said, who's got the club? Send in pictures of you and your club. The reason I go with the club is because my feeling, I watch't know, two weeks ago. We said, who's got the club? Send in pictures of you and your club. And I guess about two weeks ago. The reason I go with the club is because my feeling, I watch a shitload of these lockup
Starting point is 00:08:09 prison shows, is criminals are lazy. They're lazy people. That's why they do crime. If they feel like they got- Just the sight of it. Yeah, the sight of it. It's like, ugh. Every other car here doesn't have a club.
Starting point is 00:08:19 That's a good point. Why don't I just go with one of those? That's right. There's a thousand Hondas in this parking lot. One of them has a club. It's done. The annoyance of time is a deterrent. And they feel like this guy's life is so sad, he has to have a club. He needs that car.
Starting point is 00:08:34 What is he, a touring comedian with a podcast? What is he, a guy who sells 15 tickets and billings? Hey, by the way, what is your podcast? Oh, so I do this podcast with my girlfriend who's a urologist. It's called The Full Release. This is true. It's like Loveline. I freaking love it.
Starting point is 00:08:50 And he loves it so much, that's why he has to have a club on the park. Right, exactly. That's how good it is. That is awesome. Great idea. Please check that out. The Full Release. It would take calls and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Who's right? Ryan Glenn McElmurray created 10 crime scenes, stole five vehicles, three at gunpoint, and faced gunshots from officers from three different agencies. And the amount of time it took him to do that was... Get your answers in now, Townie. Because... And, see, yell out who you think was one minute off. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Mo, Randy, or Jay. Which, by the way, the new Three Stooges. The new Three Stooges. The amount of time is... 50 minutes. Jason Sklar. The spree began at Performance Auto, which is kind of fitting.
Starting point is 00:09:34 By the way, good performance on an auto. Off of Laurel Road, shortly after 10pm, add that to the Dumb People Town walking tour, when a burglary alarm was triggered. Police responded and found two men, McElmurray and Jason Ebarb. See, that's fucked up. It's McElmurray and then Ebarb. The other guy should have at least one more syllable so they seem like a good pair.
Starting point is 00:09:58 There are a whole swath of people in Billings that just don't know his first name. He's just Ebarb. Ebarb. It also sounds like an old, old college name. He's just E-Barb. It also sounds like an old, old college bar. You going to E-Barbs or not? I don't think I'm going to go to the party. Is it Flip Night at E-Barbs tonight?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Flip a coin if you call it right. His name's great, too. Police Chief Rich St. John. Dick St. John. Dick St. John. That sounds like a cream that gets warts out This is what I love I got this really bad thing on my shoulder What should I rub into it?
Starting point is 00:10:29 Put a little Dick St. John in there Or like a bartender who's got his own brand of whiskey You want a little Dick St. John? Put a little Dick St. John in there It's just in a bag Dick St. John is like the high shelf liquor. They're like, I can't afford it. You know what?
Starting point is 00:10:46 Just fill me up with some E-Bar. You're so right, too, because the highest grade shit, I can't just get. I'm going to need E-Bar on the rocks. A lot of times. It's going to rot your gut, dude. It's just been a rough day. That's all I can afford is E-Bar. I'm going to want another one.
Starting point is 00:10:58 You sure you don't want some McMillanery? No, that shit gives me the runs. Just go with E-Bar. But you're right. Usually the highest grade shit sounds the most ridiculous. Pappy Van Winkle is the greatest fucking bourbon you can buy. Pappy Van Winkle. And it sounds ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Pappy Van Winkle is like something you drink while you're buying slaves. That's exactly what that sounds like. Then put it away. Thank you. Okay, so Rich St. John, this is what I love. He said that, so officers get there to the performance auto, that's when this all starts for Mick Elmery. Two guys around a car with an alarm going off.
Starting point is 00:11:29 But police said that E-Barb complied with officers' commands. Of course he did. So one guy is like, this is the beginning of my night. The other guy was like, we're done, I'll just lay down right here. I'm done, I'm done. He was arrested and now faces a burglary charge. Court documents say he denied entering the auto business and had fled from police only because he saw the other suspect running. Ebarb has no plan.
Starting point is 00:11:50 This guy. I saw him do it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. We just were running. I joined in after he started. McElmurray ran, shooting out the window of a nearby building and stealing a vehicle to flee. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Smart dude. The pursuit that followed stretched from 54th Street West and King Avenue to the opposite side of the city, as Mo said, about six and a half blocks. Four minutes, six blocks. Okay, fine. On US-87 toward Roundup. I just want to go to Roundup, Montana. Roundup, Montana. Wait, Roundup's the name of the town?
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah. As a Jew, I don't think I can go there. Where are you guys celebrating Yom Kippur? Well, there's a nice synagogue in Roundup. All the Jews are getting together in Roundup. It's just a train car. What? I thought of steers.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Near 54th and King, prosecutors say Mick Elmory forced his way through... This is where it gets fun. Forced his way through the door of a home. And I'll say this before I get into it. It's only fun because of how the victims handle it, not because of anything he does. This is not cool what he's doing. Montgomery forced his way through the door of a home and pointed a gun at the homeowner demanding car keys.
Starting point is 00:12:52 She refused. I love... She was like, fuck off. Are you kidding me? No. How about this? No. This is like, you know what she probably said from Three Stooges, like, you call that a gun? She probably was like... This is a man's gun. She's like, young man, you have four guns pointed at you right now.
Starting point is 00:13:08 He's like, you're the only person I know. She's like, I stand by what I said. Welcome to Montana. She's like, do you see the baby behind you? You see the nine millimeter in his hand? Glock. Isn't Montana the state where that dipshit governor or senator
Starting point is 00:13:23 body slammed a reporter? 100%. And he won. He absolutely won. Isn't Montana the state where that dipshit governor or senator- Body slammed a reporter? Yeah. No. 100% and he won. Yeah, he absolutely won. So yeah, he breaks into the store and be like, give me your car. She's like, get the fuck out of here. So she refused.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Milk Elmory then went next door. He left. He was like, really not going to give me the keys? No. Get out of my house. It's like- But by the way- She had time on her side.
Starting point is 00:13:44 But by the way, when you on her side by the way you know the in when you write a script a movie script or a tv script or anything the best moment is when the character that you're writing does something that you don't expect them to do oh yeah like everybody would be like gun in your face your keys right over there go take it whatever she was just like no no it's so great have you seen the uh there's a great footage of a guy getting robbed at gunpoint at a Jimmy John's sandwich shop? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:07 It's fucking amazing. The guy, this guy goes in there, he pulls out a gun, points at the kid, and the kid is like, like, just couldn't give two fucks. I love it. It's like he's saying, hey, no muster. The kid's like, just stares at him. Right. And he just like very slowly reaches and gives him like money.
Starting point is 00:14:20 And this kid became like a viral star for having the biggest balls in the world. He's just so calm. It's like, dude, if you have that kind of confidence, like, go to junior college. And you pursue something beyond junior college. You need to put that confidence in the boardroom. Exactly. You could be doing so much more with your life. What you should be handing over is a piece of paper with your offer written on it.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Ask for a job at Quiznos. Anything. Pump it up. $40,000. Pump it up. So then, Nick Elmary then went next door. Dan, you're never going to pronounce his name right $40,000. So then, McElmurray then went next door. Dan, you're never going to pronounce his name right.
Starting point is 00:14:49 He doesn't deserve it either. Then went next door, broke out a window, and climbed through it, prosecutors say. He again pointed a gun at a new homeowner and demanded keys. The homeowner in that house yelled at him to leave. Get out of here! Everybody's like, you're a dipshit.
Starting point is 00:15:05 I want to see what this guy looks like, because he clearly has not learned how to hone a tough criminal stare. If I can find it, I will show you, and we'll put it up on the Dumb People Town page. So he goes to the second house, and they're like, no. I love this. I love this neighborhood. This is the complete opposite
Starting point is 00:15:22 of when me and my brother got mugged twice in Amsterdam in ten minutes. Really? We got mugged twice in Amsterdam in 10 minutes. Really? We got mugged by two people. And then once we got back to the hostel, we realized we never actually saw a weapon. We were threatened to be stabbed, gave the money. And then we're threatened to be shot, gave the money. We're like, this place is crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:37 We're like, well, maybe we are just complete pussies, actually. I think you made the right call. So that homeowner yells at him to leave. Miguel Murray turned on the lights. So obviously they're just sitting in the dark. I'm trying to sleep on the couch. Get out of here. Grabbed the keys from the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Started a Chevrolet Avalanche, which is the perfect. You can't punch that up any better. Who even knew that was a model? His whole life is an avalanche. Chevy avalanche. It's just all coming down at all times. If you hit that, you could punch an avalanche. I feel like as he's taking it off, the person is running out.
Starting point is 00:16:15 At least throw my cigarettes out the window. I need those. Gas it up. There's the Chevy avalanche right there. There's the picture. Yeah, we see a picture of a Chevy avalanche. There's the Chevy Avalanche right there. There's a picture.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Yeah, we see a picture of a Chevy Avalanche. It's like, imagine if you're like, I need an SUV with a truck bed in the back. It's kind of a truck. It's kind of a truck. No, it's a four-door SUV truck with the back. Back, which is a flatbed. Yeah, instead of having the back part, which would hold your stuff, they just took that Can I tell you guys something? I want to be able to haul stuff, but I would love it
Starting point is 00:16:45 to be stolen. Take that back top off. Get that top off. All my stuff to be stolen wherever I park. Can I tell you guys I'm at a point in my life right now where I want a truck? Yeah. I want one really bad. If any dumb people townies work at Ford dealerships, the hybrids come out next year.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Because I still want a hybrid. They got hybrid trucks coming out. I would be amazing. I would do that. Ford F-150 hybrid. You know, the good thing is they're easy to park in the city. They're perfect for that. That's why I want one.
Starting point is 00:17:12 I want to have to really be specific about what garages I can park in. That's right. I can't go there. Nope. No more Arclight for me. So then he turns on the lights, grabs the keys from the kitchen. Starts the Chevy. I just imagine the person being like
Starting point is 00:17:26 just leave like they're still yelling at them or maybe they're like so determined to keep watching whatever TV show they're on
Starting point is 00:17:32 they're like no by the fridge no on the other side I'm trying to watch ID Discovery when women snap
Starting point is 00:17:39 I've got to see if this guy leaves naked and afraid or not he seems really naked and really afraid. No, don't pan for water there. It's not potable. They're by the fridge.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Started a Chevrolet Avalanche that was parked in the garage and then backed out through the closed garage door. That's pretty cool. That's a promo. That's a promo. He's winning me over. You know why he did that? He felt so emasculated after being turned down for two robberies. He had to go.
Starting point is 00:18:08 The door was open on the other side. He's like, no, I'm going through that back. I'm going through it. No garage door can hold me. Well, it didn't work out really well because he went through the garage door and backed into a 2019 Chevrolet Silverado that was parked in the driveway. Nice. Oh, he should have got that extended the avalanche.
Starting point is 00:18:21 I know. And then fled in the stolen... So he goes through the door, runs into a truck, and then tries to get around that to keep going. That's right. This guy's on a mission. He's on a mission. The pursuit continued onto Shiloh Road, Interstate 90, and onto US-87 before Mick Elmery rolled the stolen car he was driving. This guy's having a night.
Starting point is 00:18:42 He rolled it. Yes. Wow. This sounds like the outtakes of John Wick. Or if John Wick was Cannonball Run. He was arrested and treated for his injuries before being
Starting point is 00:18:53 booked into jail. No officers or bystanders were injured. Just a garage door and his ego. A little bit. You know what's crazy too? As you'll notice, they didn't even give every step in this. No.
Starting point is 00:19:07 There's like four other cars that got stolen. There's times he got shot at. They were like, what do you want us to fucking put this all in here? This is what I'm curious about. He stole five cars,
Starting point is 00:19:16 three at gunpoint. Right. And then the other ones he stole at just... For fun? Just, like, how did he steal the other ones?
Starting point is 00:19:23 It started at performance auto, so maybe that counts as one without gunpoint. Then he steals the Avalanche. So we have three more out there. How are the non-gunpoint things going on? Because this guy doesn't sound like he's got the smarts to hotwire
Starting point is 00:19:36 a car. He's definitely not hotwired. Remember, he's only got 50 minutes to do all this. I'm saying, how is he getting there? Is there a knife point? Is there a threaten? This should be like Ellen's new game show. How many cars can you steal? You steal a car. Life is crazy. You steal a car. You have an hour.
Starting point is 00:19:52 No officers or bystanders were injured. Billings Police Chief Rich St. John said at a press conference Tuesday, it is beyond belief that no one was hurt or killed during this incident. To include, I love it, to he goes, to include Mick Elmer. This guy is like the most pro, like he's the most capable and incapable criminal of all time. Like he broke a lot of records.
Starting point is 00:20:15 He hit a lot of homers that season. He also struck out 47 times. That's just the Dave Kingman. Yeah, so he, I mean, but is there anything more Billings than that? I feel like that's as Billings as you can get. Yeah, I know. Imagine. It's like a crazy crime, but like no one was injuredings than that? I feel like that's as Billings as you can get. Yeah, I know. Imagine. It's like a crazy crime, but like no one was injured.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And him in jail, like, what are you in for? And then he tells you all of it halfway through, like, just stop, dude. I get it. You get it. You stole some cars. You stole cars. I get it. I always feel like because no one was injured and like it just, and it's Billings and like
Starting point is 00:20:38 probably his dad is like the football coach. I feel like they're like, so we sentenced him to, you know, picking up trash on the freeway and we gave him a slew of high fives. That record's been around for a long time. And he now works at the Chevy dealership selling avalanches. He fell in love with one of the people who refused
Starting point is 00:20:56 to give him his keys. It was actually kind of a beautiful story. I imagine he was thrown from the role. I'll win her over. I imagine he was thrown from the role of avalanche because I see him as a no seatbelt guy. Oh, hell no. And you know that you're right, dude. No-seatbelt guy. Yeah, I think that's pretty easy. I mean, if you can't even commit a crime like that, I mean, what do you have to live for?
Starting point is 00:21:12 You're not going to seatbelt. But I think that you're right, Moe, that the cops probably walked up to him laying in whatever gravel ditch he was in. It was like, man, you're getting after it today. You're getting after it. I'll tell you what they said. They said, boy, you've come a long way since high school. Because we know they all went to school together. He still can't run.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Shaking his head going 30 feet, man. We'll get out of here on this. How old is Ryan Glenn McElmurray? Too much fun leaves marks in life. Living hard, you'll pay the price. Who is going to get it right? Guess the age. pay the price. Who is gonna get it right? Guess the age. Guess the age.
Starting point is 00:21:48 So now we know a lot about this guy. Right, and you are our guest, Mo Mandel. So if you want to go first, Tig, or third, it's your call. I'm going to go third. Okay, so Jason or Randy can decide. Jay, you go first. Now, you know, he's got 50 minutes. He did a lot in 50 minutes.
Starting point is 00:22:04 So he's young. This guy's 26. I think he's 20. did a lot in 50 minutes So he's young This guy's 26 I think he's 20 Oh go ahead I think he's 21 I mean Every bone in my body Hopes this guy
Starting point is 00:22:12 Is 68 Just got diagnosed With colon cancer And is like This is breaking bad moment This is like I'm just going for it Okay so you
Starting point is 00:22:20 By the way You can guess that I just don't think That's true though I would say 29 29 What did you say 26 And I said 21 for it. By the way, you can guess that. I just don't think that's true, though. I would say 29. Would you say 26? And I said 21. Okay, 21 from Randy.
Starting point is 00:22:31 26 for Jay. 26 for Jay. Nick Elmery, the man who got shot at by three different police officer agencies, stole five cars, got kicked out of two houses.
Starting point is 00:22:45 They should have put that in there. Rolled one. Rolled an avalanche after going out a closed garage. Rolled an avalanche. Get your answers in now, Tony. Everybody got any quick plugs or we're good? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'd like to plug Stanabix.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I'm going to be at mid-November. I'll be at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona. I think that's like November 19th and 20th. I heard that's a really good venue. Hit that. Dan, you've got shows. Yeah, I will be's like November 19th and 20th. I heard that's a really good venue. Hit that. Dan, you've got shows. Yeah, I will be in LA and Phoenix.
Starting point is 00:23:10 DanielVanKirk.com. There's nothing better, and you guys can all attest to this too, when fans of your podcast come out. Gold. Because they're already in. They've already bought a ticket to ride the roller coaster, and you just get to take them on it. It's so much fun to hang out with you guys after the show And we're in Austin On November 7th through the 10th At Cap City Comic Club Which we cannot wait to do
Starting point is 00:23:29 And then hey if you're in LA Live Down People Town December 10th We're working on the guest At Largo McAllen Murray 50 minutes to do all that At the age of The chance is in right now
Starting point is 00:23:43 He is 41 years old. All right. Oh, good. All right, good. He has a great profile. I found a photo. Dude, he looks like.
Starting point is 00:23:54 He looks kind of cool. He does look cool. I mean, you want to say he looks like a loser, but he doesn't. The dude from Raising Arizona who comes from the nightmare. He looks like Nick Offerman with a beard. If Randall Texcott like Nick Offerman with a beard. If Randall Texcup fucked Nick Offerman. Moe, if you grew a really thick beard, your hair right now, you could look like this dude. You do.
Starting point is 00:24:13 You could look like this dude. I want you to grow that thick beard next time we see you. Doesn't he know I've never met my father? This guy looks like a background actor on Ozark Season 2. Oh, yeah. This guy looks like a background actor on Ozark Season 2. Oh, yeah. This guy looks like a bad guy. He's cool looking. I know.
Starting point is 00:24:30 He's not gray yet. He's got a full head of hair. I have met my father, but I'm going to say, as much as I love my father, that would be a great uncle. That would be the funnest uncle ever. But don't you think he's looked at a teenage kid and angrily said, say it again. Is it like with fear coming out of him? He's like Seth Joe Rogan. So what I
Starting point is 00:24:49 want to see is, Seth Joe Rogan, how tough are the people who didn't give the keys to that guy? Because he looked pretty fucking tough. This is not Dan Mintz asking you for your fucking cars. That's unreal. That woman looked at him and was like, get out of my house. Get out of my life.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Good for her, too. Fuck her. All right, man. That's how we do it. Happy Friday. Hey, I want to remind people, join the Drip, guys. Yeah, heck yeah. Join the Drip.
Starting point is 00:25:13 It is a great way to get extra content and all kinds of stuff from us, phone calls with people we've talked about in the stories, personal stories from us, and then other opportunities
Starting point is 00:25:22 to come see our shows live. Just check it out. It is a really dripd.rip slash dpt and oh shit we gotta get back to work. Stick around, make a sound, calm your down it's Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Stick around, make a sound, calm your down It's Dumb People Town

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.