Dumb People Town - Oscar Nunez - Became Airborne

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

Actor Oscar Nunez stops by as Daniel describes how the enforcer of good driving crashes into several cars while high on drugs, Randy explains why a woman is suing Disney for a wedgie she received at their waterpark, and Jason warns against pooping into Pringles cans, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Skylight Frames! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/dpt and enter the promo code 20DPT  at checkout. As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get 15% off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. 

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How are you, buddy? I'm good. How are you? Oh are you buddy i'm good how are you oh dude i'm so happy you're here you've done this show before yes you have yes you have yes you did pre-covid in hollywood this is a different location different location but you did it baby it's not the same show it's the same show the show's been around for a while uh i also remember metamorphosize just let me say that. It metastasized. Thank you. Because the other show, but it's still benign. The other show.

Thank you. But the other show was sports orientated. Am I wrong? You might have done that one as well. You might have done our podcast view from the cheap seats, but either way. Either way. It doesn't matter. Either way.

We also improvised in a young storyteller's show. Randy, don't storm off. Don't storm off. In a young storyteller's show, we did an improvised scene, which Randy and I haven't improvised a lot, but I walked out, did not know what I was going to do. And I just started whistling and you jumped in with me and it was my favorite thing. Oh, right on, man. I was like, man.

And you popped in your eye. And it became like a whole whistling combo that was so much fun. We were just like at a playground. And Andrew Bird came out and played a song. He just whistled. He's a generous improviser. I love that Oscar is here and here's the deal, man. The world's getting dumber as we speak.

Oh yeah. Literally, in the time it took me to drink that, it got dumber. I had a theory about this. I know we keep saying the world's getting dumber. Obviously, the world has gotten much smarter since like the 1500s. Oh yeah. We've gotten smarter but i feel like we've crested in the same way that like our children were not will not make as much money as us and we won't make as much money as the generation right before it's all kind of like cresting and now it's like it's like good to

be dumb like you want to be loud about how dumb you are yeah that's what it is it's not there's more dumb people they have more access to let themselves be known and heard. Yes. And accepted. Yeah. So everyone's yelling. And defiant. Is it really a worse spot to be in?

Jay and I saw this with Dan and Neil Brennan on a show. We looked at a picture of a guy, his mug shot. Yeah. Okay. And Neil commented and said, this guy's baseline is happier than i'll ever

be yeah he looked like a fraggle rock character he looked so happy he was happy in his dumbness ignorance is bliss ignorance is bliss so let's jump into a story shall we and then we'll send in by carlene mcdermott at she be carlene one of our favorite people to send things in hi carlene hey carlene oh if you want to be like carlene and you're new or you just haven't caught it yet don't forget twitter twix x whatever twit at dumb people town at sclar brothers at daniel van kirk hashtag dumb people town send in a dumb story that you see in your life and by the way there was a great twitter discussion of people because we sometimes in in the last few episodes,

new people send in, people who have never sent in. Right, right, right, right. And we basically timestamp them. Amazing. And people were very excited when they heard their names on the podcast. And so I love that. That's part of it. Part of it.

And if you put, at the end of that, if you put slash Oscar, capital O-S-C-A-R, nothing will happen. Now you're trying to horn in. And it might even damage. It might even damage. Now you're trying to horn in. And it might even damage. It might even damage. Now you're trying to warn him. So don't do that. Do not do that.

Don't slash Oscar it. Okay, ready? Yes. Enforcer of good driving. That's in quotes. Rammed cars on driveway. I'm he. So he.

This is how much I'm. Definitely a he. But I will say I have fantasized about having a car that I don't care what happens to it. If you want to keep going into this lane, let's dance. Let's go. A motorist who believed he was an enforcer of good driving rammed cars on a motorway while high on drugs. A court heard. Ready for this name?

Gavin Bathurst Shaw Bining. That, to me, all sounds like a process of how to prepare a turkey. Gavin Bathurst Shaw Bining? B-I-N-N-I-N-E. Binging. That, to me, all sounds like a process of how to prepare a turkey. Gavin Bathurst Shaw Binning? B-I-N-N-I-G. Binning. Have you binned the turkey? Well, he sounds like a free citizen. Like one of those people who comes in and goes, I don't believe in this court.

Right. I live off the grid. Your rules don't apply to me. His initials also sound like a chemical company. GBSB. GBSB. Gavin Bathurst Shaw Binning. by nomad binding nomad land was driving like an quote absolute lunatic sure when he erratically that's in quotes to

crash into cars on the m3 in hampshire after taking a cocktail of alcohol cocaine and cannabis if that is an actual cocktail by the way come on alcohol cocaine and okay the If that is an actual cocktail you can order. By the way come on. Alcohol, cocaine and okay the alcohol is going to put you up here unless it's a tequila all alcohol is a donor. Cocaine will put you up here but the weed's going to take. He's like normal at this point. If the proportions are correct he's normal.

I'm looking over at your nephew who's a cop and I'm like it's normal right? He's like yeah. Is this in England? Yeah it comes from UK News uk news i love it it's a zero sum game am i right it is on the m3 in hampshire cocktail of alcohol cocaine and cannabis the acc the acc for up to 30 miles the driver of a BMW 125 deliberately bragged. Put that in there. Make sure.

Make sure you put in there. Deliberately targeted what he claimed were bad motorists by shunting, I imagine that's hitting, ramming, their vehicles and even tried to rip the wing mirror off one car. So was it bare hands or was he trying to fucking? This is the thing. Have you ever seen someone try to make a citizen's arrest i mean i'm making i've been close to it are you making a citizen arrest on this guy no but i mean he feels like he's doing that to other i have the authority

yeah yeah well what if you just took it what i mean how many times on the road have you ever said what the hell is this person doing all and you just take it to the farthest team like i'm going to show them so i'm teaching right i'm teaching my 15 year old how to drive right now i i don't know if this is a problem we don't know how hard he's hitting these calls he's gently nudging a gentle nudge that might be okay just gave you a little just gave you a little tap didn't i he's english just a little tap, didn't I? A little tip. He's English. Just a little tap, didn't I? A little tap. That's okay. No harm, no foul.

Nudged you a little bit, didn't I? Yes, yeah. For 30 miles. 30 miles. Just tip, tip, tapping. Tip, tip, tapping. Just gentle tapping. I am teaching my 15-year-old how to drive, and the phrase that comes out of my mouth

more often than not every time when I'm in my car is, look at this asshole. Look at this idiot. Look at this idiot. Look at this dummy. All the time. time because i'm like he's too far up that guy's ass he's going all over the lane he no blinker and he made it left and you're from a generation where we say those things right and he's and so i'm saying to my son in some not uncertain turns terms don't be like that so so if i saw this guy bumping cars for 30 miles i'd be like stay back are you teaching like the modern way to drive like now look if it's an important text you want to catch this red light yeah because that's when you're going to get to respond right you want to tap this guy over here so true dan you don't want to breeze through this because now you're going

to make the light and you need to respond to a text? Here's my, so, and we all know, we're in the business. We're doing it. Sure. Folks don't know, but before this, we were in the lobby and the old Brennans were having like a meeting. It was crazy. But here's, if you're driving and you're having a meeting, what's the priority? Are you concentrating more on your meeting and the driving or driving and the meeting?

Driving and the meeting. Okay, so that's good. That's safe. Yeah, it's your life with the car. The meeting is secondary. Now, are you on Zoom on the driving? Because that's tough. Conference Zoom.

Conference Zoom. Did you turn your camera off or your camera's on? No, camera's on because it's an important meeting. Okay, hold on. It's shooting up your nose. Is it just one of my reps, all of my reps, or all my reps and two of the executives on the call? Because if it's the whole team, then this is a good call. This call is way more important in my life.

Pull the car over. Yeah, if it's one of my reps, it's probably bad news. Pull the car over. Pull the car over if it's everybody. Yeah, you're right. If it's everybody, if they go, Randy, I have, and then they list six people, pull the car over. That's a good call. That's safety.

That's safety first. That might be what this guy was trying to do, but there were cars in the way. He was trying to pull over for the big meeting. To do the right thing. He was trying to do the right thing. Tap, tap, tap. Of course. He says he's an enforcer of good.

He is an enforcer of good driving. Look, that terminology is also a problem. If you're a purveyor of good. He drove for 30 miles. Enforcer of good is too violent. It's too violent. Someone tattled on him, right? Someone was following him for 30 miles. Enforcer of good is too violent. Someone tattled on him, right? Someone was following him for 30 miles. After his

spree of destruction, Bathurst Shaw Bining stepped out of his car and punched his fist in the air in a, quote, triumphant victory. I think he told anybody who was paying attention. Yeah. Okay. He's in a video. See what I just fucking did? 30 miles I cleaned this road

up. And then he made it to his location. They put him on a float and they had a parade for him. That's right. That's where he was going. He's like, give me the key to the city. He described his reckless ride to police as a, quote, once in a lifetime moment. Yeah. He finally gets to do the thing.

He went Kelly Clarkson on this. He finally gets to do the thing. He bought a bunch of Wayfair. There you go. This is not good. He finally gets to do the thing that He went Kelly Clarkson on this. He finally gets to do the thing. He bought a bunch of Wayfair. There you go. This is not good. He finally gets to do the thing that he said he was going to do. I'm going to go out and also like if you're the cops. Okay, this is like I'm going to bring up this woman.

I kind of feel like he did the cocaine last. Well, this woman is really nice in my neighborhood who cleans up around everybody's houses and stuff, which I think is like so nice because it keeps the neighborhood clean. I clean up litter. I think it's nice. it keeps the neighborhood looking clean. I clean up litter. I think it's nice, but- Until she starts doing it in front of your house. On some level, it's like, does she think I'm not cleaning up enough?

So do the cops say, we don't need you to do this. You be the cop. Ready? You need to pull over. Wait, you're the cop? Wait, am I the cop? Are you giving me a medal?

No. We're not giving you a medal turn on your please turn on your body camera wait have you ever said do you enjoy doing this or do you wish i got to this before you right that's a fair question to ask her no no no i mean i'm just i am nice to the person but i mean of course but so much of what larry david what makes him great to people is they that gray area you know he does the thing that we all wish we could do he sends back the food that we never send back he tells the people at the table next to him hey shut up you're too loud your phone conversation is too loud and it's funny like 70 of the time he's trying to be helpful he's trying to be helpful so maybe this guy is british larry david

he thinks he's in curb your enthusiasm and he's trying to curb trying to curb some of these cars yeah 30 miles he did that for him gets out triumphant victory air punch then what happened tells the cops you see that once in a lifetime moment i just said once in a lifetime the incident which caused tailbacks of up to six miles, started near Junction 2. Guys, Junction 2. Oh, my God. Of the motorway and reached speeds of up to how many miles per hour? How many kilometers?

90? No, I got it in miles. How many do you think he was... How fast do you think he was going running into cars? 85. 85 from Randy Sklar. 70. 70 from Jason.

I mean, I don't want it to be in the hundreds. That's just crazy. It's so dangerous. Say it if you're feelinglar. 70. 70 from Jason. I don't want it to be in the hundreds. That's just crazy. It's so dangerous. 110. He's in a BMW. He was going 130 miles. Oh my God! Come on! 130! He's out here fucking...

If you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. I'm not defending him. He's a maniac. He's not gently nudging. He's out of his mind. I will say, i was driving out to the desert there was a moment where i looked down at my thing and i'm like i'm going 95 now i didn't realize i was going 95 i think at some point the cops are following me i have four let him cook let him he's cleaning these roads up he's doing the things we wish we could do so obviously we don't we don't hit our kids no, but there's a moment when if one of your kids

is being a dick, you can look at the other one and be like, hmm, do it. Do it. Give him a little smack, and I won't punish you for it. I'll look the other way. Take him in the other room. You mentioned something. I had a BMW for a year, I think.

The only car I ever leased for a year. And at the beginning, when I first bought it, I'd be driving, and I'd just be driving, and I'd look down, and I'd be going 100. I'm like, oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, year. And at the beginning when I first bought it, I'd be driving. I'd just be driving. And I'd look down and I'd be going 100. I'm like, oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. And you got to slow down. You don't feel it. A good workman.

Tesla's like that, too. This is what he's saying. A good workman always blames his tools. I got it. I got you. It is very true, though. You have a Tesla. You don't ever be like, oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. There are moments where I'm like, I cannot believe how fast I'm going. Oh, that car's so fast. Ridiculously fast. So we were out in palm springs for spring break humble brag and i might be humble dude but i came back because we had a show at largo so like i had a show at largo on that monday night and i'm like i'm not staying over i'm driving back out to the desert after the show's over so i drove back in the afternoon and i drove back to drive back to the desert from LA on a Monday night at like 11, 10, 45 at night. Yeah.

There is nobody on the road. You are just flying. And there were definite moments where I'm like, oh my God, I'm over a hundred. Yeah. I was like, I'm over a hundred. Easily. Easily. But 130, you got to push it.

Because we don't accidentally get to 130. But we grew up with cars you got above 70 and the wheel started to shake oh yeah yeah yeah now it's like you don't feel it nothing barely touch it but but these people did because he's doing 130 and hitting people yeah shunting them shunting them so if he would have there they they spoke to him they oh yeah yeah well i mean when he was getting arrested it he told the cops. I mean, it's British cops. It's British cops. Because we have a cop here.

I know. I bought, for the people who don't know, my nephew's in the audience. He's a sergeant. He happens to be in the traffic division. Now, how many bullets would you put in that man? Just in his back. As he's walking away from you, how many bullets in his back? He's laughing uncomfortably.

The cocaine took over. The cocaine took over. I said, 130 is the cocaine. He's sympathetic. He's being sympathetic. No, bullets he's laughing uncomfortably the cocaine 130 is sympathetic he's being sympathetic no but he's right 130 says he tells you how much cocaine he had in the cocktail way more cocaine than one drink once a few puffs off the joint but like a lot of my favorite one of the things that cops do is the rhetorical question that everyone knows the answer to. They woke up going pretty fast, right? Yeah, dude. Yeah. People, 130 running people off the fucking road.

No, you in a hurry, bud. You in a hurry. Looks like you're in a hurry. Yeah. We're in a hurry. That's so good. That's the children's version of this story. You in a hurry.

You in a hurry, bud. Okay. You in a hurry. You in a hurry, bud. Okay. You in a hurry. Doing 130. Jane Terry, who's prosecuting, told the Winchester County Court. What are they going to do with him? That before the episode of driving, Bathurst Shaw Binning, Gavin, was at a friend's house when he decided he wanted to go out to buy cigarettes.

Okay. Possibly the best exactly and then never come that's what he did guys that's what he did he went out when he never came back before getting into the car he had been drinking beer as well as taking cocaine and vaping cannabis at about you guys want to guess what time of day this happened sure uh 11 a.m for fun 11 a.m what do you say uh 10 30 a.m okay 5 p.m 5 15 p.m wow there you go rush hour well that's why cars so he's great time to be going one a woman was driving a tesla towards the m3 with her children when she saw bathurst shaw binning prosecutor terry told the court she felt an impact at the rear side of her car she

described seeing the silver bmw behind her and repeatedly deliberately was ramming the rear of her vehicle oh my god yes she got kids in the car but he needed to get to the highway so he can he needed her to stop driving so low in the left lane she was driving terribly one witness later uh oh the mother pulled onto the hard shoulder and the BMW, quote, got away. He didn't get away. He was gone. He didn't get away. He was full of whatever.

She was full of tin crumpets. And that's not going to cut it. No. She's got to move. So here's my question. You brought chamomile to a coke fight. You don't bring chamomile to a coke fight. But the truth is, he hit so many cars, in my opinion.

Nobody's going to get paid nobody's gonna get you know what i mean like he's done so much damage that like they get to tell everybody what do you want us to do if it was one person we got to make it right if it's a whole bunch they get to go what do you want us to know he's he he wasn't exactly so he's an enforcer a good driver what's his deal is he a ceo does he well oscar if it's leased does that change your leased bmw does that change your three series i mean what are we talking is it 125 series it's not that expensive it's not it's not that expensive it's really attainable i think that's what i had she described seeing it hit her repeatedly the mother pulled to the shoulder the shoulder the

bmw got away after hitting her up to eight times oh my god one witness later saw him tailgating cars swerving between lanes and undertaking other vehicles yeah bathurst shaw benning gavin crashed into how many cars before he was arrested again i think this is why you if you crash if you crash in your car you got to pay for it because you're not going to get it from him i think 27 cars 27 it's like a katherine heigl movie it what they said 30 didn't they get no that was how many miles he did this only one for 30 30 miles i think 10 10 10 wait weren't you in that romantic comedy with uh sandy bullock yeah and ryan rent gravity no the one where they're out on an island

gravity was one of my favorite ones. What does that have to do with this? He said Katherine Heigl, 27 dresses, and I wanted you to be in both. You went down a rom-com lane? I wanted you to be in both. Oh, thank you. Didn't you preside over the wedding? Yeah, that's a good rom-com.

You were very funny. From a thousand years ago. Shows how long you've worked. The proposal. The proposal. 27, 10. 18. 18. 18.

Ian? Ian? How many cars have you hit? Cop in the room. Let's go seven. Seven cars from Ian. One of you is only one year off, so you all get to go up or down a year. One car off.

17. 17. 11. What did I say? 27? I'll say 26. 26? Eight.

The answer is 9. You got away from a year, and you got within a year. You got closer. So 10, you should have come down. You did the best you could. 9 cars. That's an enormous amount. 9 is a lot of cars.

But also, if you're him, he goes, 9 cars, 30 miles. I think I really only went after the people who deserved it. I wasn't just wheelie-nilly over 30 miles. I could have hit 50. Could have easily hit 50 at 5.15 p.m. I was being very selective. That's so dangerous. That reminds me.

You know what I flashed on when he was saying that? With Nail and I. With Nail and I. With Nail and I, the movie? Yes. Remember when they went on holiday by mistake and they're rushing back and he's drunk and he's driving down the road? Yes. And the cops pull him over. Get in the back of the van. Get in's driving down the road. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yes, yes. And the cops pull him over.

Get in the back of the van! Get in the back of the van. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Motorists also watched him get out of the BMW near the Winchester services. So they were without this guy. On the South Bond carriage of the M3 and saw him celebrating. Yeah. Witness Abby Baker watched him jumping up and down and shouting,

Yeah! While looking at the aftermath of the damage he had caused. I would cast Richard E. Grant. jumping up and down and shouting, yeah, while looking at the aftermath of the damage he had caused. I would cast Richard E. Grant. Abby Baker saw Gavin Bathurst Shaw Bining then proceed to climb into her vehicle and say, we need to go see Charlie. That Charlie must be code for cocaine. She described him as being...

Or King Charles. That's true enough. Incoherent and off his face is what she said. Following his arrest, Gavin told officers he enjoyed the experience and wished he had done it years ago. That's a quote. Wish I'd done this years ago. Cathartic.

Life is short. Yeah. He told them it was a once in a lifetime moment after years of bad driving of other people through tailgating, lane hogging, and driving slow. So the cocaine just got him to his truth yeah gavin he vented right he got to get out what's true bugging him for decades he keeps going gavin says i want to open up everyone else to keep the outside lane clear so he was trying to get everybody in that far left lane gets the hell out let me go let me go i'm god he thinks it's the

autobahn yeah he wants he wants it to be i mean he the autobahn are there a ton of crashes on the autobahn i don't i don't know there's less than people think but i think the ones that happen tend to be fatal that's that's right they're all fatalities yes it's like what that happened during covet here in la that like there were so few cars people drove so much more fast didn't have as many accidents but they were all fatal very bad right yeah that prosecutor terry said he was targeting those whose standard of driving did not meet his expectation of driving yeah he sees himself as some kind of enforcer of good driving and only targeted those this could be a schwarzenegger movie yeah this is or like unbreakable or his version of dexter but why why if this was here it's like this maniac's driving, arrest him, throw him in jail.

It's England. Why, but why did you? And what were you at? Why do we know so much about him? Which is a good show in a monologue. Why do we know so much about his thought process? Was he influenced? Did he go on talk shows?

Yes. He went on Jonathan Ross. Bathurst, who appeared on Good Morning Britain. I'm joking. Good Morning Britain. Good'm joking. Good Morning Britain. Good Morning Britain. Probably, right? And he's here with us now.

Come on out. Good Morning Manchester. Yeah. He admitted to one count of dangerous driving and four counts of causing criminal damage by driving recklessly. To which I go... Four? Four other cars are involved.

There were five other cars. Nine cars, bro. Well, he got one of dangerous and four of Yeah yeah I was just kidding but you're right The judges are like three deserved it And then the rest Apologizing through his lawyer he said Quote I don't know what happened to me that day

And I don't know why I was so stupid That my remorse did not appear when I Was interviewed So he's also like I don't know what I did and I also don't know why I was that Fucking fool about it I'll be sorry later but right now let me tell you the rule don't do interviews after you've done a mound of cocaine how was the bell end gbs the right yes uh of engham sur Sure. Has been disqualified from driving for 10 years. Okay.

And he will also pay a statutory surcharge of how much money in U.S. dollars. U.S. dollars? He's got to pay everybody's car. The all nine cars he messed up. I'm going to come to you. I would be very happy if now he's on a unicycle. Just temporarily, let's get out of my way with an umbrella. You know he's getting five counts.

I don't think they ran him up on any drug charges because those were all, I mean, even though they're in a system, I don't know what it works. A thousand pounds per count. What would that come out to? Five thousand pounds. Seventy five hundred bucks. Seventy five hundred bucks. I think it's a hundred thousand dollars. A thousand oh i i think it's 150 officer he likes

a hundred thousand pounds we'll share a hundred thousand dollars a hundred thousand pounds would be five thousand a hundred thousand pounds i just checked this out would be a hundred and twenty six thousand dollars it's one twenty six that's exchange rate the amount of money and then we're gonna guess his age and i'm to show you his photo but i'll tell you this after being suspended for 10 years he will pay a check to him for all the time wait he's getting money thank you thank you how is he thank you surcharge in u.s dollars of 234 bucks that's it yeah that's what they do there it's not that's like universal health care. Oh, my.

It's wrong. Okay, we got to hear this. You didn't realize how much this show is in your wheelhouse. If you manslaughter... You might as well do it, right? Manslaughter in the UK is an afternoon. A swift apology. You murdered the whole family.

No tea. I want to see you say I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Your Honor. All right, that's good enough for me. Go on. How old is Gavin Bathurst Shaw Bining? I'm going to show you his photo.

He's wanted to do this for a long time. God bless him. He is going to be buried in his football uniform. You cannot cast a better person than him to be him. Yeah, he is him. He literally is like a character on the show Spaced by Simon Pegg. He didn't make the football team.

But he wears a Livestrong bracelet. Oh, man. He doesn't understand why sexual harassment has gotten so detailed. He's 42. 42. He's 32. 32. He's 47 32 47 47 officer 48 48 okay gavin bathurst shaw binding binding also can i say very proud of us for up until this point doing a his name is gavin bathurst straw binding his name and there's a little thing he's

gotta do okay ready and you don't ask about his driving but just you wait just you wait all right ready and i'm the damn fool that pulled him over Gavin is 46 years old oh that was one off Dan I can't believe you didn't we had another one off we had two one offs

we had two one offs in the wheelhouse alright that is story number one Randy he's a young man he is a young man he's a young man

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friends and say check this out you won't regret it i'm gonna say this also tag your local comedy club tag your club dude here yeah say bring this guy anything works anything i'll take all the love where do i watch it youtube youtube.com slash daniel van kirk comedy or just go to daniel van kirk.com rose gold baby i will say this my wife and i were we just watched a bunch of bad reality tv reality tv a few in other words reality tv and except for is it cake and i said is the cake is great fair this guy was on is it you were great and i want to be on it all right so i was like she's like what do you want to watch as we're getting ready to go to bed and i'm like let's watch david tell special because i knew it wasn't too long we were laughing so hard my buddy scott grolix we were dying it was at cobs comic i was laughing so hard and she

was laughing so hard and i'm like we gotta do this more i'm sick of watching some intense shit we need to just watch comedy specials you got one in-house right here do it it's a great way to spend an hour 50 minutes whatever yours is yeah i think it's like 54 54 minutes you will finish it you will feel accomplished and you will you will feel tired from laughter it's the best feeling in the world and the uh album i don't think it's dropped quite yet or maybe it just has but uh you can also listen to it and you can rate and review and all that stuff too thanks to uh dominic del bene and blonde medicine for being my record label the best people in the world and i just really love this special i shot it at the lincoln lodge and um i'm doing my own little comedy festival this july at the lincoln lodge

everything's at danielvancourt.com but i really just hope you check out rose gold i love it thanks congratulations man how can people see what can people see you in? How did you guys meet? So Daniel, I mean, it's a great story. So Daniel was, he'd come from second city out in Chicago and was working at UCB out here. Okay. And he got a job. How many years ago? This is like 2011.

Oh, we met 2012. Right. So 2012, he got a job at Earwolf and was trying to help out on podcasts he started helping us on our podcast and we very quickly realized that he's hilarious well they were great i mean these were mentions they were they were just like hey whatever you want to do join us for so i pitched jokes and had ideas and then they were like we might start a second podcast you want to be a part of it and then that overtook this podcast perfect yeah and we've been brothers ever since perfect it's very hard to get in between the two of us, as you know.

As you've seen us on stage and like, not in between us, but like. A queen bed's not big to start off with. That's right. But, you know. And so, and Daniel has very much his energy and our energies. Now we're in a California queen. That's it. He shoehorned his way.

He did. No, he didn't even have to. There was no shoehorning. No shoehorning. No shoehorning. No shoehorning. And it was the perfect fit. They were like, do you like sandwiches, sports, and comedy? And I'm like, yes.

And you will be a part of our lives forever. Dude, where can people find you and see you? And what do you have coming up? I did Instagram. And then I'm like, wait. And then I'm looking, and I'm like, oh, no, it wasn't Instagram. It was Instantgram. Instantgram.

And it's a diet program, and I'm on it. Oh, Instantgram. But you have to photograph all the food you eat and all the progress that you've made. That was not even worth saying. I got off Twitter when Zuckerberg bought it. I'm not on Facebook. It's Elon Musk, but fine. It's all tracks. I'm on Instagram,

but I don't post anything. So don't reach me. It's hurting me, but I can't change. No, but it's too hard to change. Also, you get hired enough for work that you don't have to worry about it. I'm like Al Pacino.

Yes. He constantly is working. He has kids. He's like Ray Fines. He has too many kids. He's constantly gardening. I'm represented by a notary public. I don't need anything else.

And that's it. Go back. If you haven't watched every episode of The American Office, he's great. Oh, my God. I could just watch. I've done something more recent than that. So then name something. And I did.

Jim Rash. Yes. Love Jim Rash yes love Jim Rash he wrote a movie I think called Miss You Love You with Allison Jenny and Bonnie Hunt I had a scene with him I think maybe next year it'll be coming out he wrote and directed it

Bonnie's in it? you and Bonnie done I would have paid to be on are you kidding top five people I would have paid to be on Are you kidding? I love her Top five people I would probably get emotional If I was able to meet

She's so freaking cool She's the better of the hunts Her and Helen It is a tight race Nat Faxon and Jim Rash I know them from The Groundlings And they're the best And they're the best

They're the best I love that they put you in Wait so this is coming out next year? Miss You Love You? I think so Huh? Miss You Love You? Yes I think so yes

Alright keep an eye out for it Guys be the cool person In your friend group That's already like Have you heard about Miss You, Love You? I think so. Huh? Miss You, Love You? Yes, I think so, yes. All right, keep an eye out for it. Guys, be the cool person in your friend group that's already like, have you heard about this Miss You, Love You? Written by Jim Rash, Academy Award winning writer, Jim Rash. Yeah, they wrote The Descendants.

That's right. So good. All right, shall I jump into the story right here? Okay, story number two, sent in by Carleen McDermott at She Be Carleen. All right, woman suing Disney over, quote, painful wedgie she suffered on Disney World water slide. What?

We're suing people for everything now. How can Disney be blamed for the attire you chose to wear? Don't make me get on the side of Disney now. I'll be on the side of Disney. Look, they were up her ass. That's a good question, though. They were up her ass in a way that she didn't like. The unnamed woman visited Florida's

Typhoon Lagoon. Been there. Love a typhoon. Typhoon Lagoon also sounds like a wrestler, right? Yes. Well, there was the wrestler Typhoon. From parts unknown, height unknown, weight unknown. Wait, you can't tell the height or the weight. Weight unknown. It's

Typhoon Lagoon. It's a mystery. Water Park in 2019 to celebrate her how old birthday? How old is this gal? 58. She is old. Aunt Sally. She wanted to go.

A person in their 20s doesn't give a shit about a wedgie. She wanted to go. A person in their 20s is wearing thong underwear by definition. Giving themselves a wedgie. Or no underwear. Self-inflicted. 51. 51. Jay, what do you think?

That's when you get crazy. You want to litigate everything. 46. 46. What do you think? 72. 72! All right, okay.

You don't try to be funny. You need to be serious. This is serious. Ian, if I'm 72 going down water slides, I'm having a good life. I'm doing great. All right? And I'm doing a lot of cocaine. I'm ramming people on the highway.

Hey, at that point, live it. You're having a cocktail. Are we calling it by the guy's name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That combination. Gavin. You're having a Gavin. I'm having a brining.

I'm having a brining. All right. This woman was celebrating. Bath or Shaw brining. Celebrating. Get your answers in townies. Her 30th birthday. That's too young.

You're a bitch. Also too monumental of a birthday to celebrate at a water party. Yeah, but that's hillbilly age i disagree 60 regular guys you're listening is like a white trash clown but if you're listening this randy's changed so what i love about this is like it's in a police report but they have to use the names of the waters so it's an official report i bet you have been on all these slides and decided to go on humonga cowabunga yeah dan finished it off right the park's fastest and steepest ride dan you already know this apparently you can reach up to speeds of how much 40 miles per hour wrong

think 60 miles per same as an english. Ian, what do you think? 30 miles per hour. What does he say? 25. 60. Okay, 60. One of you is exactly right. Okay.

I'm going to say 40. 40, you're going to stay? I mean, 60 is insane, but I'll take it. All right, what do you say? 60. 60. Like a Tesla. Are you going to stay where you are, or are you going to go to jump into the... Okay, stand at 25.

Get your answers in, townies. Apparently, you can reach up to speeds of 40 miles per hour. Hey! Way to go, Jay. In two seconds. So when going down the slide. So resort goers are urged to keep their legs crossed. Yeah, they tell you the whole thing.

They tell you this. You put your arms on your chest. Nosferatu style. And my guess is this is probably. Mummy style. Mummy style. And this is probably one of those. Emo tip.

Emo tip. I'm going to say it. Where the floor drops out underneath you and you're standing in the. I don't think it is that, but those are the best. Those videos, two of the kids. And we're going to go on three, okay? Three. One.

Two. And the floor drops out. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. In the lawsuit filed on Wednesday, September 27th. This was back in September. Sure, yeah.

Documents say that a woman followed the instructions but quote she she became airborne i love that this is like she transformed into an airborne creature oh my god even olympic divers don't you'll see them do a little pull it out yeah when they get before they dive and and when they get out of the, this is not Disney's fault. She became airborne. By the way, all the things you're describing are fun things that happen when you're on a water slide. Dude, you see the air I got on that water slide? Yeah. Okay.

So she proves you're too old to be on this slide. Or have a party there. Randy's going to end up being a lawyer for Disney. Bro, I don't want to be. Bro, she became airborne at one point, make it increasingly more unlikely that her legs would be folded. She freaked out. She's blaming the unfolding of her legs on the airborne nature of her body. She doesn't have a case.

Based on what legal... She's going to be lucky they give her a churro. Isn't this a Snoop Dogg song? Wedgie was the case that they gave me. It is exactly right. Oscar's like, I'm citing Mariposa versus the people of the United States of America. You're quoting other cases. I wonder how long she was.

She flying fished it, right? She left her body, left the slide for an amount of time. Left her body, and then left the body, jumped into someone else's body. Yeah, yeah. Child's play. She's 18 again. Alright, the impact of her landing back down on the slide caused her swimsuit to be forcefully

painfully forced between her legs and water to be violently forced inside of her. See, I know she's like going for a sexual assault here, but like, come on. The suit further... Disney said the douche was on us. It's free.

She's clean. She's clean. Once she crashed into the standing water at the bottom of the slide. Crashed into the... You mean the pool? Right. Like the standing water,

like a wading pool? And crashed. Right, crashed. Once she was violently deposited into the standing waters. waters oh you guys ever go to one of those belly crash contests oh geez the woman suffered uh then suffered a painful wedgie when she went in there and caused immediate pain and bleeding okay now it's not funny now it's not funny now i feel bad about everything well hang on she was then taken to the hospital and treated

for her injuries hospital sure and ended up having to be transported to a different hospital so a specialist could see her. She is having this up. I'm sorry. Also, the bleeding could be from hitting the... If she did get airborne and came back down. There's still a part of me that goes, there's no... This slide, I'm going to ballpark it.

This is what makes this awesome. I'm going to ballpark it. This slide's been there for close to 30 years. Dude, this is not actually hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If this could happen regularly, it's on her. She's having it up. And did they take her to Disney Hospital first? Because don't they have a hospital there?

They probably do have a hospital. And the characters are like, what have we here? Mickey Mouse is the doctor. Hold on. What's wrong with you? All right. Sit down right here. Make sure you fill out your paperwork.

Back to the waiting room for you. Dr. Mickey, I'm bleeding from my arse. I'm bleeding from my asshole, Dr. Mickey. What do I do? Did you go on the water slide? Have you tried the churros? Make sure to pick up a high line. Anyway, she was taken to the hospital

treated for injuries and I'm transferred another according to the law school turn your head to the side and cough two fingers are going in yep the woman had with the glove on right I only have three don't tell me I'm going in all right according to the lawsuit the woman had severe lacerations

damage to her internal organs what is happening stop it stop it I was mad at the woman even The woman had severe lacerations, damage to her internal organs. What is happening? Stop it. I'm having a hernia. Stop it. Stop it. I was mad at the woman even after the documentary who said that the McDonald's coffee was too hot. I don't give a shit.

She spilled it on her own lap, you clumsy dumb fuck. And it's coffee. It's got to be hot. It's going to be hot. I don't care. I don't care. She ordered a hot coffee. You ordered a hot coffee.

You spilled it on your legs. You're a dummy. All right. This woman's a dummy. In light of this, she's suing Disney for not warning slide users of the risks of the water slide and for not providing her or others with protective swimwear. I have a question. No, no.

Can I raise my hand for a second? You have to stop rewarding these people, though. Go ahead. Are we 100% sure that she didn't have a hernia before? I mean, this might have aggravated her hernia. That's what I'm saying. This sounds like a... I don't want anything bad to happen to anybody i don't want so i don't want her to be hurt however it still seems crazy to me she's like after how many years

this slide could harm a person's way it doesn't show up with a pre-existing can i see where you're going you're like these are the lawyers closing arguments for did it. So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you this. Why is he from Louisiana? May I present to you this. He's sweating. Foghorn Leghorn? It is so hot in this here courtroom. What was this lawyer's name?

Steve Harvey? No, what was this lawyer's name? Yeah, yeah. God, he used to have a name. We did a story about it. You remembered it. You would say his name. Ronald T. Justice. Yes. my name is ronald t just a real lawyer that we had on

let me tell you i may not be from the big city yeah but he's like caveman lawyer i don't understand your ways on water slides but yeah let me say oh phil hartman your whole thing your whole thing was and i think i see where you're going with this is that maybe she's she this that woman over there is trying to get disney to pay for her hernia operation could be pre-existing now look if it is a slide shut it down and you know there's signs everywhere saying blah, blah, blah. If you have a heart condition, there's signs everywhere. You must be at your own risk. You must be this drunk to ride. Even at Disney, they say if you get hit by a foul ball, it's on you.

And that's at Disney. We have to stop rewarding these people. All right. We're going to find out how much the suit is later. But Unilad has contacted Walt Disney Parks and Resorts for comment. While this woman didn't enjoy her experience at the park, one person who never failed to have a good time at Disney World was Dave McPherson.

Enter Dave McPherson. Who was a lifetime ticket holder. Since getting the ticket. Wait, I hope this guy be like, look, sorry for her. Let me talk about this. Or him going, sorry for her, but that was the funniest shit I've ever seen. I've been coming to the park for a day, 78 years, and this is the first time I've left. I own a Camaro with a T-top.

I made him very old. I love that. Since getting the ticket at what age? When did he get the lifetime ticket? Wait, hold on. We are cutting to another guy. Now we have the Dave McPherson. So they're like, oh, too bad for her.

One person who happens to have a great time. We made a sharp right. One person who definitely did have a good time was Dave McPherson. Was this in court? Was this part of a court? I know. They had this guy here and they just cut to him?

Or sometimes at the end of these stories, they'll be like, here's another paragraph to get me over the 1,000 words. I don't know how they got to him. So he got the ticket. I want you to say, how old was he when he got the lifetime ticket? 13. He was 13 when he got it, and when did he get it?

What year did he get the lifetime ticket? Well, I assume he... 13 in 1972. Okay. What do you think? 15 in 1985. What do you think? Oh, man.

I would say he got it when he was 10 years old in 1965. Okay. I think I'm the closest. How old are you? 12. In? 70. Okay.

Get your answers in, Townies, because Dave McPherson, lifetime ticket holder, got the ticket at age 22 back in 1955. Wow. That's like near opening day. That's cool, man. Dave visited the California resort every year to get his money's worth up until the time of his passing. They're all regretting giving those out.

We shouldn't have done that. Although he didn't keep a hold of his admission ticket, he held on to the complimentary card that came with it. Back then, folks would pay for admission and then buy books of tickets for various how is this article going they're saying they got a word quoted ahead yeah i i don't know what happened by ai look at this folks would pay admission and then buy books of tickets for various attractions i don't know what happened to that admission ticket for what which i paid how much did he pay for that admission for a lifetime

dead yeah this is an interview for my time admission ticket he probably paid a thousand which I paid. How much did he pay for that admission? For a lifetime. And he's dead. This is an interview from before he died. Lifetime admission ticket, he probably paid $1,000. In 1955? Yes. He could buy a house for $12,000. Oh, I bet he paid $250. $1,000. And even that seems high. I'm going to say $100. I like that

guess. 1955. Lifetime. A house costs $250. I agree with you a house cost 250 it might be less three thousand dollars oh my god he paid a dollar is what you see each year he would receive a new form of the ticket days before his passing each january i eagerly await the arrival of next installment of the past which is then good for another year at any disney park and i've received those annual passes since 1955 that's the end of the article that's very cool what is happening here's the last thing we'll get out of here on this this gal and her husband are asking for over how much money this is what i was gonna say from the disney world i wouldn't be

surprised if disney was like look we don't want anybody to get hurt on any of our ratchets also they're disney don't give a shit a shit. They'll pay for all the medical bills and everything. Beyond that, I wouldn't be just personally... Don't ask for more money. Yes, exactly. Don't ask for more money. I'd be like, hey, make sure I'm right. Make sure I don't have a... Just take care of the thing. They can't pay out because they can't set a precedent.

They don't. Because everyone's going to be doing this. Now who's thinking like a Disney lawyer? Alright, so how much are they asking for? The people? Yeah. Oh, $10 million. $10 million, what do you think? $100 million. What do you think? $2 million.

$100 to get 10. $100 to get 10. $200 to get 10. $2 million. $2 million to get what? To get $250,000. And you say $10 million to get what? A million?

They're stupid. They're thinking $10 to get 10. They'll settle for one. They're thinking $10 to get 10. They want to get away with $1 million. What do you think? $2 million. I like $2. $2 million, okay. Get your answers in townies. We'll get out of to get away with $1 million. What do you think? $2 million.

Get your answers in, Townies. We'll get out of here on this. $1 billion. We'll take a break. $1. I hate them so much. Hold on. I'm going to pass this down to Jay.

And then we'll tell you what we have going on as Jay is reaching for this. Okay. This couple asked for $50,000. That's it. That's000. That's it. That's it. That's going to barely cover medical bills, if at all. There's no medical bills. They just want the money.

They just want the money. She's going to be fine. She's going to live with that hernia. That's it. All right, there you go. That was story number two. A really fun run. A wedgie on a water slide.

This is so great. Oscar Nunez is with us. Jay and I will tell you what we have going on. Jay, just give us a little tease of what we're going to hear in segment three. This is so great. Oscar Nunez is with us. Jay and I will tell you what we have going on. Jay, just give us a little tease of what we're going to hear in segment three. This is some shit. Okay, great. We'll be right back

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car was just there this past month uh so they have good jordan landing yeah yeah jordan landing and then we'll be in uh houston Fantastic Secret Group. I love that place. Dan loves that place, too. June 21st, 22nd. Going to be a blast. So superschoolhires.com. And then we have more taggets and all that other fun stuff happening. And other good stuff on the way that we can't tell you about now, but we will tell you about in the future.

I hate being so cryptic, but just got to follow the rules. You're cryptic. I'm also going to tell about my good things in the future, too. Oscar, when you go back, you tell about your good things. In the future. In the future. In the future. So we'll do that. All right, Jay, let's jump into this.

This was sent in by Matt Friedman at Not Your Average Matt. Thank you. You guys, before you... Above average. You guys, maybe I should... Do it. I worked at Disneyland. You did?

Yeah, when I first moved here. What'd you do? Disneyland. Land. Land. Not world. Where did you do? Dinner theater.

Did you perform? Yeah. Was it fun? Yes, it was. Do you remember any of the songs? It was Aladdin's Oasis. Yeah. But my character did not appear in the movie.

He was Hazan the Magnificent, and I would go around and bother people while they were eating. So you get to be funny and improvise with them. Yes, yes. Why is he ordering this? Yes. A young man, one day you will strike gold, and by the looks of your nails you started digging already yay got him

got his ass did you write the jokes or did they give you a list of like insults they gave you a list and then some you made up that one I made up

and they weren't crazy about it they were like hurting the person I'm like that's not that's a joke it's not saying the kid's dirty dirt on your fingernails

that was a controversial one because I keep they stop saying that one I'm like no i'll never i'll never stop you cannot tell the great hasan artistic integrity baby uh who is actually oscar nunez all right here we go uh ohio attorney suspended over pooping in a pringles can and leaving it in a parking lot just that's the whole story yeah i don't know that we need to go into the story i think once you poop you can't stoop uh suspended well obviously he got caught motion to strike um poop in a can to put in the parking lot the ohio oh here we go is that a joni mitchell that is a joni okay

the ohio supreme court oh i love it why did it this went up to the ohio supreme court a swing state yep that's dumb all the way up to the Ohio Supreme Court. A swing state. Yep. That's dumb. All the way up to the Supreme Court. I can't. Suspended an attorney. They suspended him. He's not done.

How did he get caught? Why did he get caught? He defecated into a Pringles potato chip. Once you poop, you just can't stew. But who knows this? I said that already. Is no one listening to me? How do we know this happened?

Because someone said... Continue, continue. There's a Pringles scam. Put it on Instagram. This is a fetish, right? Like, this is definitely a fetish. I think this is a threat. You're like, don't you park in my parking lot.

Why is this not possible? It's a fucking emergency. I don't know. Who defecated into a Pringles potato chip can and then tossed it into a parking lot of a crime victim advocacy center. Oh, so he's a dad. Oh, no.

That's a message. Randy is right. I was right. This is a threat. Oh, no. What an odd container choice. Can anyone take a joke? I mean, it just shows his accuracy.

I hope he was that accurate when he threw it into the thing. He's a terrible man. What an odd yeah he decided and dan i've said i've said this before i think stacks are better than pringles you're not wrong lay stack i did a i did a blind taste it's a thicker chip is he a prosecutor he's a borderline prostitute criminal defense attorney criminal defense so he threw it in the parking lot of an advocacy center for victims

for victims crime victims oh my god this guy's unbelievable criminal defense and only suspended what he's a criminal defense attorney jack a blake sees conduct called into question his fitness to practice law yeah did it call that into question or did it in in i think this qualifies you should be disbarred for this i'm sorry sorry. Well, let's hear him out. Let's hear him out. Blake sees defense. Let's see what these advocacy groups did. This is his defense.

I guess he wanted to see if he could defend himself. That's right. He said he didn't target anyone but had a habit of putting his feces in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car. Not true. Not true. You had a habit of that?

A habit of it. I don't know. What's worse, the truth or your lie? Dan, it is a fetish. This is the thing. Not true. Not true. You had a habit of that? A habit of it. I don't know. What's worse, the truth or your lie? Dan, it is a fetish. This is the thing. It is a fetish. When you got caught of a big deal, you have to admit to a smaller deal

to negate the bigger. So you go, look, I didn't do this on purpose. Do I poop in Pringles cans a lot? Yes. Am I proud to admit it? No. Ron, I was never potty trained. I don't know how to use a toilet.

This is my toilet. This is my toilet. I wish it was pee because then you could say he was pee bargaining. All right. Here we go. Who's poo bargaining? Okay. He claimed that he pulled the Pringles prank at least how many times?

Let's call it a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. We're all having a good time here. It's fun. This is litigating. This is how you get. This is how you start minimizing your crime.

If I label it as a prank, the jury will hear it as a prank. This is a way to half step to a false equivalency. Motion to strike. Once you've introduced it as a prank, then you just get to keep referring it. We should have gone to law school. Did I stalk the woman? Yes. I pulled that prank where I follow someone closely behind me.

I don't know. Kutcher did it all the time. Isn't that weird? Your Honor, in my defense, the poop in the box. The ding, the ding, the ding, the ding, the ding, my own creation, Your Honor. Keep turning. You'll have a laugh. How many times?

How many times did he claim he did this prank? 17 times. 17. That he got caught? No, that he did the prank. They went back. I've done this how many times? Your Honor, I've done this prank. The 17. That he got caught. No, that he did the prank. They went back. I've done this. I've done this.

How many times? I've done this countless. Does he know for sure? He does a number. He gives a number. And I've done this 23 times. 23, 17. 23.

Three. 20. 20 times. Get your answers in. He said he did it 10 times that year. That's still two round of a number. Two round of a number in that year. That I know of.

At least 10 times. So it could have been what all of you said. But round of a number in that year. That I know of. At least 10 times. So it could have been what all of you said. But the court didn't buy it. And Blakesy purposely chose the Haven of Hope in Cambridge as his quote unquote drop zone. Surveillance video captured the incident on November of 2021. Him pooping and then throwing? Throwing. Blakesy had known the Victim Advocates Center.

I mean, listen. When someone does a beautiful piece of art, we call that a Banksy. When someone does this, you Throwing. Blakesy had known the Victim Advocates Center. I mean, listen. When someone does a beautiful piece of art, we call that a Banksy. When someone does this, you call it a Blakesy. All right. Blakesy had known the Victim's Advocates at the center for years and was scheduled to see them in court in 15 minutes after the Pringles deposit. See him in court after the Pringles deposit? At the time, Blakesy was representing someone accused in a capital murder case.

Yeah. He's just trying to... He's just blowing off steam. Threat. Threat. I said it was a threat from the beginning. I mean, he is the definition of an asshole. He's a defecation of an asshole. It is a threat. It is a threat. The court decided to suspend Blakesy from the practice of law for how many

years? I hope forever. God. 15 years? That's long. How many years? I hope forever. 15 years? That's long. How many years? One year. Three again. One year. One year? I said 15. Two of you are right.

One year! That's it. One year with six months of suspension stayed. He's half done. Blake C. One year with six months of suspension stayed. He's already served. He's half done. He's half done. Blake C. of Caldwell has been an attorney since what year? How long has this guy been an attorney?

1989. Ooh, I was going to go 87. Do it. 2000. How about 1976? Oh, my God. The year that our country turned 200. He's a grown man.

He's starting to do that like old people. Your honor, was the problem the container? Because I can switch containers. I can put it in something else. Call that a deucentennial. Okay. He had no prior disciplinary action against him. In determining what punishment to mete out,

the court relied on a previous ruling involving, quote, the naked photographer, unquote, an Ohio House GOP caucus attorney who photographed more than 30 women as he flashed them. Oh, my God. Come on. Steve Linnan. Ohio. Was indefinitely suspended in 2006 for that comment, conduct, and he pleaded guilty to

53 misdemeanor offenses he got his law license restored in 2014 how does he get it restored i love that your article is also taking a left turn at the end like here's another guy another guy in ohio who did this what are we doing the court also relied on a punishment in the case of scott blauvelt we're triple dipping on these people not scott scott not blauvelt this is not the blauvelt a We're triple dipping on these people? Not Scott. Scott, not Blauvelt. This is not the Blauvelt. A Butler County attorney.

Not the Blauvelt I know. A Butler County attorney. What is it with Ohio attorneys? That's crazy. With a history of public indecency, Blauvelt was indefinitely suspended in 2022. Oh my God. That's the story. There you go.

He pooped in a Pringles can. His intimidation. You know, all that stuff in the movie Catch Me If You Can, and you're like, how did he? How did he? There you go. I think in Ohio, you can just do whatever. You can is intimidation. You know, all that stuff in the movie, Catch Me If You Can, you're like, how did he? There you go. You can just do whatever.

Ohio is Florida without the coastline. Without the publications. With more pooping in Pringles cans. I'll say this about Ohio. It is impossible to get disbarred in Ohio. I defile you. I defile you. I defile you. I defile you. I defile you.

All right, there you go. I deficate you. That's the show, Oscar Nunez. Thank you so much for coming by and doing it. We did it. We did it. Your nephew was amazing lending us a professional. Thank you, Ian. Look at him over there.

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