Dumb People Town - Patreon Bonus Mini

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! In place of a regular min, we are releasing a bonus episode from the Patreon to give you a taste of what you get when you sign up!

Skypains, Sklar here. Love you guys so much. Wanted to say on this Thanksgiving Friday that we are so thankful and grateful for all of you. I know we mentioned that in the podcast that dropped on Tuesday, but just want to take this time to say how much we just appreciate you guys as fans, your participation in all the things that we do. our individual Patreons, Dan's and mine. Anytime you come to one of Dan's digital shows or come see us in a live show and come up and say that you're a townie, it just warms our heart that we've been able to build this community. And we are truly, truly grateful for you because we couldn't do this without you guys. So we're going to do a little something different because Dan was working and Jay's in Los Angeles and Dan's in Chicago, Jay's in Los Angeles and I'm in Toronto still. So we're going to do a little something different for this mini that we're

going to present to you right here. This is a Patreon that Dan and Jay and I did for our Patreon fans back in early October about the world record for dog weddings. And it's just insane. It's so fun and so funny. And we just wanted to present it to you, not to say to our Patreon fans, we're going to now take all these episodes that we've done specifically for you and going to let everybody listen to them.

But just to give you guys a taste of some of the extra content that we deliver to our Patreon fans. And we just thought it was a great one to do on this Friday holiday experience. We don't want to leave you without content. So Patreon fans, you may remember this, but it's always fun to listen to it again. And for those who aren't members of our Patreon, this will just give you a taste of some of the things that we do, extra content that we do for our Patreon fans.

Hope you enjoy it. And again, so grateful for you guys. Enjoy your families. Enjoy your kids. Enjoy your parents. All that during this time of year. And we'll be back at you with a new episode of the show next Tuesday. And then another mini in two weeks.

Love you guys. Enjoy this episode. you population you're doing this is city dan city dan before this podcast anthony tom and newick is so freaking good on what we do in the shadows as the dumb next door neighbor yeah yeah yeah and like a new york guy he's kind of like a new york guy like this he's so funny and he's so as like just a dumb guy. He's amazing. I love him. Love him. And I just, for some reason, it's like I had not watched

in a long time and then I started watching the new season just a couple days ago and he's just so, I just love seeing him because he's a friend and I'm psyched for him.

And also it's cool to see him step out of the Trump shop. I love him. You know, he's so happy. All right. I have a great story for you.

I think you'll really appreciate this and enjoy this. You ready for this? Chicago suburb. I have a great story for you. I think you'll really appreciate this and enjoy this. You ready for this? Chicago suburb. There we go. Let me guess. Lombard. Elmhurst.

I'll tell you. Villa Park. Libertyville. Chicago suburb attempts world record for largest dog wedding ceremony. Okay. A hot dog. By the way, we should not be. Portland Park.

Okay. Let me just say this. You should not be. You know that gathering's outside, right? Right. A hot dog. By the way, we should not be. Portland Park. Okay, let me just say this. You should not be. You know that gathering's outside, right? Right. It's going to be an outside gathering. They're dogs. They're dogs.

They're fine. You don't need a tent for those dogs right there. Susie, the dogs are fine, Susie. Okay, they're just going to be out there running around. Organizers. I got to read this in my Chicago accent. You ready? Brenda, bring your dog september 21st

organizers of a world record attempt in chicago said they're hoping to gather more than how many canine couples so they don't even know that they got away is it canines or canine couples canine couples so i guess we could double it and talk what the full dog thing is, but let's just talk couples. Are they keeping breeds with breeds over there? I don't know what they're doing. All I know is you can't put a dog. This dog's in a tuxedo. They're woke.

They're like, these dogs love whoever they love. We're not here to keep gerbera shippers. Even if they're not making a litter, it's okay. That's a white, fluffy dog. It likes hanging out with a black dog. I don't try to tell it what to do. How many canine couples? A hundred.

Jay, what do you think? They want a world record? World record. I think they need about 400. 400? Okay. So it'd be 800 dogs. Get 800 dogs.

Get you. You say 200 dogs. Get your answers in. And by the way, when I tell you this, no matter what it is, your answer or your answer, that is a ridiculous number of dogs in the same area. Like a dog park probably only has like- Dog Run has like 30 dogs in it at one time. And 40 problems.

Right. Okay. 30 dogs. Most of those are the people. Yes. I got 40 problems and a bitch is one. Yes. Okay. So here we go.

You ready? 178 canine couples. Whoa. So I guess they put the invite to 178 canine couples. What's that times two? To break the world record, 256. That's the world record, okay? 356. Leslie Allison C., chair of, where do you think this thing, this community thing is?

Winnetka. You think it's Winnetka? It's probably not Skokie. I want to say Villa Park. Okay. Get your answers in. It's not Skokie. Get your answers in.

That's where the Nazis tried to march. Get your answers in. You ready? Okay. Lori Allison C., chair of the Villa Park community. Oh, my God. Okay. Lori Ellison C. Chair of the Villa Park Community. Oh my God! Shut the front door.

That's an all-time call. That's an all-time. Clip that. Put that on the gram. Dan guessed exactly. That's an all-time call. Dan knows where dog weddings would happen. Third largest city in the country.

I guess the suburbs. So my favorite name is the name of the thing. So the chair of the community focus on underlying neighbors commission or AKA fun. We're going to have so much fun. How proud were they when they thought of that acronym she focused on what under previous focus on unifying neighbors commission which by the way or funk why not call it funk come on bring the bring the noise and we want that funk she said uh gotta have that funk she previously participated november we're funking, everybody.

We want that funk. Gotta have that funk. In 2008. You're that uncle. I'm drunk right now having funk. Funk you, funk me. We want the funk. Your uncle's drunk. I can talk into the mic.

It's my nephew. Who said we want the unk? Your uncle's drunk. I was sleeping in the bathroom, and then someone said they want the unk. So I came down here. This is all an attempt to rewrite what happened in 2008, which was set in Littleton, Colorado in 2000. Excuse me, 2008 attempt in Oak Park, Illinois.

The attempt there featured how many canines in 2008? So they're going for 178, though? Yeah, and I think they want to overshoot it because some people won't show, so I'm saying 150. Jay, what do you think? 138. Only 87. Whoa!

So they're really breaking a lot of no-shows. So they fell way short. But still want to beat it. So they fell way short of the 178, which was in Littleton, Colorado. So they're going for it. They're trying to get it. All right, so Allison C. said she wants

to see Illinois take the record Saturday at Lions Park in the town of Villa Park. Villa Park village president. This guy's the best name ever. Like the most Chicago. I don't know if it's Chicago. President Nick Cazzoni. That's Villa

Park. C-U-Z-Z-O-N-E. Nick Cazzoni. I dated a girl.asoni he's on this guy i dated two girls from villa park one of them her last name was d cianni d cianni the zonies are gonna be allegedly although i know for i know it for a fact but allegedly her family was in the chicago outfit i did the dcn nick casoni or casoni is slated is slated to officiate at the dog wedding ceremony. Really? Do you need someone who's an officiating? Oh, my God.

Anyway, Metropolitan Area said. Who are the dogs that are getting married? I have no idea. The pet owners whose dogs don't have. Oh, they all are. Have mates to marry. Can participate in a round of doggy speed dating to find an appropriate spouse. All right.

Guys, just stop. They don't care who they're married. They don't care who they're married to. They don't care who they're married to. They don't care who they're married to. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter.

That's it, guys. I love this. I hope they break the record. Go break that record. Dan, the fact that you named Villa Park to me is maybe one of the best moments on any podcast we've ever had. It is a mic drop moment. Just for you guys. Just for you guys.

I love that only moments like this happen with us. Although we might clip it and put it on social because that would be worth it. That was ridiculous. I love you guys. I love that you're supportive of us on the Patreon. It makes us so happy. It helps us do the things we do. Keep doing it.

We'll keep giving you great content. And oh shit, we got to get back to work. Boom. Stick around. Make us down. For more Dumb People Town. doing it we'll keep giving you great content and oh shit we gotta get back to work boom okay that was our patreon and uh we just love you guys so much again thank you so much for supporting us the ways that you do our patreon fans and if you want to join our patreon to get episodes like that and extra content, we do extra interviews with every single person. The Josh Adam Meyers

Patreon story he told was one of the greatest stories we've ever heard. It was insane. Worth joining Patreon for that. So if you go to patreon.com and look up Dumb People Town, you can join if you want to.

If not, just have a great Thanksgiving weekend and we'll see you guys next week stick around make a sound, calm your down, it's Dump People Town.